The Zach Nichols Podcast - The Kyle Christie Interview | ZNP EP. 66

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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I'm Kyle, I'm on the Zach Niggles podcast. Please tune in for it. I am begging you all. Welcome back to the Zach Niggles podcast. I'm here with my co-host, Pierre. What's up, y'all? And we couldn't get a guest this week, so we found a homeless English dude on the side of the road. And we asked him, do you want to come on the show?

Just kidding. He's fucking, this is my good friend, Kyle, from Newcastle. And I must say, before you say something stupid to embarrass me, You've changed completely. How about? Do I look better? You don't look like a butt pirate anymore. You got a great haircut.

Even your rings have changed. Yeah. Where's the skulls? Yeah, I know. I had to grow up, didn't I? I just want to start off by saying, you're a scumbag. I was sitting at home.

I was just scrolling, scrolling, I was in the bath. I was in the bath. I was just scrolling through. I see, I've seen your video with Fessie. And you guys were, talking some shit about me. You were like, oh, is he, is he, I don't know who you were talking about.

You were talking about one of the, the other cast members, but you were like, oh, is he, um, is he athletic or is he like Kyle? And I'm like, what the. I wasn't talking about being athletic. I was saying you're very athletic. You just were a soccer player and that's why you got smashed in that hall, bro. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I mean, I mean, you looked like the guy from home alone. You looked like the guy from home alone that got hit in the face with the tool chest. You look at bar. I had him up. It's exactly what you looked like. Oh, my gosh. It is right. If everyone wants to go,

like you, to go against Fessie in a whole ball. I don't want to go against anybody's home. No, but if everyone's like, oh, yeah, Zach, go against Fessie, Fessie, go against Zach.

Pessie would love that. But I just think the way you guys, the relationship is at the minute, that you would just meet in the middle and make out. By the way, that's what you should have done. It would have saved you that broken finger.

If he would have done that, I would have done that. I remember saying it would be before I got in the hall roll, I was like, yeah, you're probably going to, this is probably your game, bud. No, but already admit and defeat. But you do have a game. You are the pole rustle king. Yeah.

Round of applause for the Paul Russell king. Let's talk about that. Kyle Christie in the building. You beat CT in a pole wrestle. Yeah. Thank you for that. You beat a juiced up Ed, openly on steroid ad. Yep.

Who else have you beaten in a pole wrestle? Um, Ed. What's that other guy called? What's his name? The guy in Mexico, JP, but he has a three-way Yeah, yep, yep, yep. That wasn't your first three-way. Yeah, exactly.

Not my first three-over-mexican. They say Derek, Kizinski's the pole Russell King. Yeah, everyone says that, and I always get compared to him. It's like, oh, who would be, who would win? I've seen a poll the other day, and it was like 85% Derek, 15% me. And that's just because he's an old cast member, right? Old cast members always win them polls. They do.

Yeah. The fans go hard for the OGs. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But you did beat C.T. The best part about that elimination run, I don't know if they showed it. But once you got that one free from JP, I've never seen anything like this. Kyle did some weird move. He had C.T's arm behind his back.

And he goes, I don't know if you said C or CET, but you go, you better just let go before I break your arm. Is that real? Is that how you remember it? Yep. So what? I literally told him. I'm just let go now. And it was almost like you felt bad for doing it,

but you were like, just let go. But did you see the way they edited it? I mean, they do it all the time. I mean, because CT's the top dog, you always will be. Like, they edited it to make it look like C.T.

was just against me and him. So, like, C.T. and elimination versus two guys. Right. You. And like,

yeah, exactly. Well, they never showed like me getting JPs off him. Right. It's a shame. We did go into a game plan before me and C.T. Because C.T.

was pissed that J.P. put him in because I never picked C.T. to go against. Right. And it was a double. I picked. I picked J.P. And then J.P. Pick C.T. for some stupid reason. I was like, I was like standing next to J.P.

And I just picked them to go against. And J.P. was like, I'll pick her CT. And I'm like, what the four? Like, what the fuck is that shit? J.P. Try to be a tough ass. No. Gave him the walls in.

Honestly, I didn't even know I was going to go against J.P. I thought I was going against Natalie. That's why I picked. No, I know. It was like me and Natalie. The best part about this. that was Natalie, uh, glitter bombed my bed because you called her on to elimination round.

She thought I convinced you to do that because that morning, you were in the still in the hotel because you had a little bit of a tiff the night before with Paulie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that was the, that was the, um, and we had the pig tails in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I, for some reason, I just got, took a bunch of pre-workout and I just started making fun of Natalie and I just kept going, you're next. You are so, you're going next as you. So she literally thought. I was the one that told you to vote her in even though you showed up like 10 minutes for the elimination round changed and we went there and then you called her down and she blamed me for that well everyone thought i was going to pick carra and feel but i was kind of still cool the uk alliance and i didn't want to go and pick feo just because of the bad ship between me and car

plus i remember that car actually saved me the the two seasons before and put me in that final the one that me and you went you you dick yeah but that's what i'm saying though and i remember that and i was like oh well I can't really do that plus I want to go against feel yeah that's what he does let's talk about some of the accolades before we dive into this career we got to take this terrible sweatshirt yeah we got seven challenge season you do know that's my jackoff oh yeah yeah that that is the sweatshairs oh at least people thought that I used that sweatshirt to go to the challenge with and stay warm I didn't I use that to jack offense it was his clean up now yeah and then that's why

That's why he gave it to me. Actually, you didn't get me. I stole it out of your bag. Oh, man, that's classic. So seven challenges, the season's three finals. You did seven challenges? I thought I did eight. Eight?

We may have to get with stats on that. Eight, seven or eight. We got three finals, huge. Eleven wins, a positive elimination record. We want some money, too. You placed a couple times here, 70 bands. And then from the Jordy Shore. So first season, vendettas.

Yeah, that was supposed to. my best season it was all downhill from there wasn't it the thing about the thing about vendettas was nobody thought you're gonna make it a week Zach I remember I know I mean look at my bag you remember my bag I turned up with I turned up with a satchel yes and and your mom shipped a suitcase shortly after we all know why but what I always say what was funny about you was you didn't even so when we get there they take all of our bags they go through them for contraband they never find it to be honest with you I I get in contraband in every season.

And then they put our bags by the front door and you're supposed to take your bag up to your room. Well, Kyle never takes his bag up to his room until like a month in. He just leaves it by the front door and just changes right there. That's what he leaves his bag. He never actually unpacks. I sometimes think I shouldn't even bring a suitcase. I should just bring like a trash bag with everybody else. Full of clothes.

Yeah. He's like, calls his mom, I need more clothes because I haven't done any laundry. But that's just because they asked for laundry and he never. brings it. He never gets it ready. He just is like, oh, they did laundry. So he didn't have clean clothes. His mom just shipped him up. Case full of new stuff. Well, I'll tell you what right now. Maybe this is what you meant when you say you changed. You are swagged out, man. Look at you, man. You got the, you know what I'm saying? Right out of a GQ mag. You got the little, you know what I'm saying? The

dweller on there for those of you guys, you know, watches. So, uh, obviously we're wearing his mom's pants again. Hey, they look good. Jordan, Jordan will wear a pair of women's pants if he thinks they look good. We don't pulls off anything, though. We took Jordan golfing. He literally showed up in women's pants. Yeah. He's like, they're sweet, right?

Caprice. He's got a bullet now, hasn't he? I've been keeping an eye on his mullet. Yeah, he gets the perm. A pimp. Are you paying attention to... That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk.

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