The Zach Nichols Podcast - The Zach Nichols UNTOLD Story | ZNP EP. 36

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

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Welcome back to the Zach Nichols podcast. I'm here with my co-host, Mr. Zach Nichols. Zach Nipples. Zach Nipples. Suck all my nipples. Come on, this is a kid's show. No, it's not. Welcome back, bro.

It's been a couple weeks since we've been here, bro. Yeah, and we are supposed to have a very important guest. We were. And she missed her flight this morning. She did. Let's call her out. Sam again, where the fuck are you, Sam? I'm not surprised.

If I had to pick one person from my cast that would miss a flight, it would actually be Nate. But Sam's a very close second. It's funny. I texted her. I said if this was a Taylor Swift concert, you're asked what a fucking camped in the airport parking lot. Oh, yeah. She'd have been here three days early. Exactly.

Well, you know, you got an iconic moment on your season where she was asking you to get ready because you were not late, but you know, whatever. And now she's late. She called me in the morning. She called me in the morning like, dude. Actually, she texted me. I fucked up. I'm probably Delta right now. She called me.

She's like, I set my alarm, blah, blah, blah, blah. But good news for you. She'll be here tomorrow. I won't be here tomorrow, but she'll be here with you tomorrow to talk all things. Yeah, the big vacationer, the big part-timer is taking his second vacation in just as many weeks. I know, the big sabbatical. This is only one day. This is only one day.

But unfortunately, I have to meet Sam. This is his annual brokeback trip with his boys. That's right. That's right. We're getting, that's why I have the rainbow. This was for Sam, the rainbow. Oh, this was first thing. You are totally.

And is the nuggets for me? Oh, yeah, the nuggets are for you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, definitely. The chicken nuggets. Chicken McFuckets. Speaking of McFuckets, dude, two kids puking Tuesday night.

I was a first responder. Yeah. You were Mr. Clorox, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I had to do like 12 loads of laundry because like two-year-olds don't understand the bucket why it's there. So anytime I heard him move, I got him jumping up, getting his face in the bucket.

But we had a few miss. It was every 15 minutes from 8 p.m. till 4 a.m. That's a lot of puk. Yeah. But it was just dry heaving at the end. I feel bad for Anthony, man. The best part was it was coming out of both ends. Is that the best part?

So like, while he was dry heaving, you'd just be like, and he'd be like, dad, I think I tweeted. I'm like, no, brother. I'm like, you shat yourself. I had you on the phone a couple times. It sounds like low tide. Yeah, I had you on the phone a couple times. And you just asked Anthony, did you throw up?

No. And then, you know, because I'm waiting for that, yes, but I didn't hear it. Yeah. No, the best, the best was like, I just kept asking him, like, you good? And he'd be like, yeah, did. Yeah, dude. And then, like, I hear him go, I'm like, oh, no, he's getting the wet mouth. I'm like, are you good?

He'd be like, yeah, dead. And so then last night, he wakes me up. And he didn't puke at all last night. He slept through the whole night. He wakes me up. He goes, Dad. Dad. I want.

He goes, I think I need a blue popsicle. you think you need a blue obstacle. Yeah, and he's like, I'm like, no. Go back to sleep, he goes, okay, hand. So then I had to hold his hand until he fell asleep. Anytime I'd try to, like, slip it out, it'd, like, tighten. Yeah. And he'd open his eyes and go, dead.

And then the best part was at the very end. I got it so I had one finger, and he was, like, vice gripped on it. Yeah. And then I felt that grip go away, and I was like, all right, I'm good to go. Yeah, the little loose, but hopefully he feels better, you know, round of applause for everyone getting better in the Michael's house. How about everyone in the, world. Yeah, everyone in the world getting better for sure.

There you go. Get a lot of. Speaking of occasions, can't just leave, put you on the hot spot. Our producer also just took a vacation. Yeah, part-timer. Yeah, she celebrated her bachelorette. Um, you know, it's G, I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you've seen the Patreon comments, but a lot of people say the best part about watching the live show was they got to see you. And some people think you're pretty beautiful. Just so you know. Give it appreciated for those people. Appreciate it. There you go. There you go. Um, I do want to mention a couple things about our trip.

So we did have, I did run into a bunch of challenge affiliated people. Imagine that. I saw, this is the people that I saw. I saw Cinco. I saw Kieran, actually. I saw DJ charisma. Big shout out to DJ charisma for having me in the club, Penthouse Club in Los Angeles.

Oh, man. You just, how many times you go to the bathroom and change your underwear? Dude, I was like the kid from the intern, just up against the fan. Like, dude, this is great. I know, right. My reboot time is impressive. But it's actually reboot. Do you know what's called refracting?

Refracting? Yeah. What's your refraction time? Is it really? Yeah. I am world class refraction. Oh, shit. The world class.

I was going to say 72 hours for the big diesel. It takes a while to get wound up. But what he does. Brother, I'm zero to 60. 3.2 seconds, but the refraction time is great. But listen. The big refraction. So the big subtraction by addition.

Correct. Speaking of addition Speaking of addition I do want to say real quick That was the first time I used our status As a podcasters To get something And I actually didn't care to

Like I didn't want to like use something But I said hey I want to see you She's like oh come to the club Because I'm not a DJ charisma Not a lady boy Yeah no no no No no not Like dude you use the podcast

I'm looking at a lady boy But anyways No no no no Different trip Different situation anyways Yeah that was That was the Mexico part of the vacation.

But yeah, so shout out to DJ Charisma. We will have her on the show somewhat soon. I saw Fessi there. I saw Nani. I met Nani for the first time. Hell yeah. She's cool. Nani's the shit.

She's cool. Like, photos and video do not do her justice. She is gorgeous. Oh, hell yeah. I cannot wait to see her again. Hopefully she'll be here soon. And then I feel like there might be someone else, but who knows. But anyways, that was a great, that was a great situation.

Yeah, you got to stop smoking the peyote. Yeah, I got to get off the Odie, man. Get off the Odie. So anyways. Sam bailed on us and we're like, dude, we still have to put out a show for everybody to listen to. And I'm like, what are we going to talk about? And then you had a really good idea. I know a while ago, you know, well, I've been seeing a lot of comments being like, Zach doesn't get ass back because he's mean to production.

And I'm like, well, that's partially true. But I'm not just like mean to people to be mean to people. There's a reason behind it. And I remember speaking on this when we first started and saying if we get a certain amount of subscribers, I would tell this story. Yeah. And we got it. And then we got super busy. Yes, we did.

And we're going to be super busy moving forward. So we thought this was a good time to spill the beans. Yeah. And what happened with my relationship between, I guess, as you would say, the challenge higher ups and myself. So I'm going to just ask point blank. Zach, why are you not on the challenge in the most recent seasons? Why have you not been asked back?

Like, are you declining? Are they calling? What is going on? Well, there's a little big combination. But I'm going to tell you like the story. I'm going to tell you how it kind of starts. I'm not going to use names of people in production or people for the network. I'll just say the position.

And if you want to fill in the blanks, if you can figure it out, you can figure it out. Yep. Long story short, I've always been someone who's not really good with people having authority over me. I like to be in charge of my own destiny. But anyways, I've had some run-ins with a few producers just over stupid things. And I don't really like to back down. And so I didn't. And there was a few times where I pushed.

things a little bit farther, but I don't want anyone to walk all over me. So that concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.