The Zach Nichols Podcast - Vendettas Episode 7 Review + General Horseplay with Jordan & Producer Mike! | ZNP EP. 159

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

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Welcome back to the Zach Nichols podcast. I'm here with Prison P. What's up, bro? Chucky Cheese's most rancid offender. I am. He is rancid. I like turkey cheese. They have good pizza.

You know, you can doodash Chuckie Cheese Pizza? I shouldn't know that. That's disgusting. It's not disgusting. It's a little odd. Have you dooredashed it? No, I know you can, though. That's foul.

Where is foul of it? Chuckie cheese pizza is a three. It's not the best. It's definitely not as delicious. just as an alp. Not at all. Shout out to Alp, though. Shout out to Alp, chew Alp. I've been.

Not friends with you. Pop it, no, we're really not friends with you if you don't support out. But I've been popping the caffeine peppermint on the course, and it's been delightful. Delightful. Light green cam. Didn't really help your scores. We won, didn't we? I had to carry you.

They were texting me in the group chat. Me and Zach did a two on two versus a couple of friends of mine. And let's just say we won. I had a couple of putts. No, you came in the clutch. I always contribute a little bit. Just like this podcast. Just do just enough to get credit.

I had a couple solo holes. Yeah, you did. And buy a couple. Solo pizisies. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was a good time. Shout out to Michigan for becoming warm enough to at least play in March.

It's a shout out to Michigan. Actually, Pierre wanted to quit after nine holes. I did. It was 40 degrees. I did want to quit. I tried to quit, actually. I attempted to quit and three out of the four people vetoed me. me. You can't quit. I tried. The big reason was because I wanted to get back in time for Michigan State, which shout out to my Spartans.

You were cold. Shout out to my Spartans. Give them some credit. Can you get a round of applause with the Spartans? I'm not, not a Michigan State fan. I don't know why you're getting up a fence. I don't know why you're getting so offended. No, I'm not getting offended. I'm just telling you guys. I love Michigan State basketball. Me and Tom is our alma mater. It's amazing. University of Michigan also in the sweet 16. So out of the whole country, two out of the 16 schools. right here in the Big Mountain. A lot of them are the Big Ten schools. Mm-hmm. Once you started to play,

once you were able to start paying players, that's where we come in. Yeah, Michigan's got the best, Michigan's got the best team money can buy. Yeah. Michigan's tough. They're a good basketball team. For them to do what they did

in the Big Ten is impressive. Mm-hmm. I think, did they have a loss in the Big Ten? I don't know. I don't think they did. They won the regular season title pretty easily. They lost the Duke. Yeah.

Who won the Big Ten tournament? I have kids. Indiana. Indiana? I'm sorry, Purdue. Who was in Indiana? Yeah, so they finally lost to a big, Big Ten school in the tournament,

but I don't think they lost one all season. Purdue also alive. Nebraska, Michigan State. Yeah, it's pretty stacked conference. So Michigan's very impressive. Shout out to the Midwest. We do things differently. By the way, we are planning a Midwest live show.

That's all I can say. Do you know Michigan is one of the number one states that high school basketball players are recruited out of? I did know that. It's like one of the best. It's probably because that's all that kids can do besides hockey from about October until a couple weeks. Yeah, unless they're stealing garage beers from their parents, which I'm fair you parted it.

No, actually, my dad never drank. Oh, take that back. He had alcohol in the house. He did not drink it. So if you did try to steal it, he knew he counted them all. Only one time in my life, I'm allergic to alcohol for those you don't know. Only one time in my life did I get drunk before I got sick. And it was on Bud Light Limes back in the day, summer of 2000.

I wouldn't admit that. It's a truth. Why? Is Bud Light Lime? Is that a soft beer? I mean. Okay. Well, we've been, in my opinion,

incredibly generous with you guys. And that means we've had guests over the past. This is going to be the fourth week in a row. We're going to have four weeks of guests for you tier two off-season listeners. Thank you. Appreciate you for sticking around. Seriously. Because it's only going to heat up.

It is only going to heat up. The rumors are swirming. about a lot of cool content coming your way from the old challenge. So it's exciting. What are you talking about? There's rumors about stuff being filmed right now. Yeah, 42 is being filmed right now. I don't know.

I don't speak on rumors, but we're excited about that. I don't think it's necessarily a rumor. Pauly talked about not getting casted on that last week. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Anyways, Tier 2 this week. You're going to go from 6.6. to midnight because it is the one and only

Finals Goat. Notice it, finals goat, Jordan Wisely. He's hammered. He may have smoked a little bit before this one as well. We go off the rails. Heads up. It's funny. It's offensive. It's everything that I love about the challenge.

Funny and offensive. It's one of those rare, pure general horseplay podcast. We tried to keep him on past. It did not work. He shits on pee. He shits on me. It's on production. I had nothing to do with it.

If you're watching, which you probably aren't, but you will see this because there's shout out pink rose. Maybe you can take a couple clips, pink rose, put it on the internet, spread it around like herpes. Okay, I don't know. He would know. He has it. I've never contracted.

Which means he must have gotten it prior to 2025 because he did not get laid in 2012. No, bro, that is it. These rumors are keep swirling. That is a rumor. said that. That is a rumor. That is a rumor. No, you admitted it. No, no, it's a rumor. 2004 Denver, Colorado. That was the last time. That's not, no. Got the D-U.S. First of all, it's definitely not the last time, but, uh, if it didn't have it in 2020.

Denver didn't even happen. Listen, we stop talking about my personal life, but what we can't. You really want that talks about it and then I don't know what else can bring it up? Basically, yeah. Um, but anyways, no, it's two hours of literally two hours of general horseplay. if you're looking for challenge analysis look elsewhere we are all of it we do we do we talk about it a little bit but we are like if here are the rails like if this is the rails we're off it we're over here i'm typically off the rails

anyways yeah and jordan was very off the rails he was he was he didn't rail anything they see the CEO uh chairman all the you gave him a bunch of great titles uh the champ camp originator was there we had a great time we were in arizona We had a great time. We had a great time. I was tired.

Yeah, we were exhausted. Can I get some more credit for beating Theo? I keep bringing it out. So anytime I talk about elimination, I speak from experience now. What other eliminations can you beat Theo? I'm glad. I'm glad we're talking about this. There's a few.

Yeah. There's a few. Okay. Pizza eating. Those aren't an elimination. What? There's been eating eliminations, but you can't eat anything that hasn't been door-de.

to your front door. Correct. I can't, I won't eat anything I don't personally pay for. Oh my gosh. Pierre took me to Chili's. Oh, yeah. I hope no one from Chili's watching this. I will never eat Chili's ever.

Bro, we could use this Chili. Chili's, don't listen to him. We will go back. Maybe it was just that branch. We don't, we don't want, they were polite and kind. No, no, no. The server was amazing, but there was a chunk of something in the salsa. Yeah, it was, and it wasn't a, it was definitely someone's salsa from another table.

Yeah, it was it was different. Chips were great. Salsa was a little bit off like a couple days old. Not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Shout out to Chili's. Anyways. Yeah. So let's get Vendetta's episode seven. Anyways, yeah. So we're covering Vendettas episode seven in this one, the tier one and then tier two. You're gonna get two hours of Jordan with general horseplay. Once again, thank you for rocking with us in the offseason. We're having a good time. Hopefully you're with us. Okay. Vendettas, episode seven. We come back to see Johnny start the preemptive strike against Victor. And, you know, he goes against Brad instead of Devinor Shane. Victor, it was a long time coming. He came up to, like, so it was a weird week because we had the challenge. And then we didn't do the elimination next day. They let it ride through the weekend.

And by the end of the weekend, Victor just looked like someone peed in his goldfish tank and his goldfish died. He made like a last ditch effort to come. to me and be like, is there anything you can do? And I just, I actually was honest, for probably like one of the only times that season with somebody else besides Tony. And I was like, honestly, dude, like, no. It's going to be.

Yeah, no. No. So, Victor, like you said, he looks demoralized going into it. Um, you just, you, excuse me. Excuse me. He came out. He was coming out pretty hot, though. You asked me what elimination I can be Theo in. I'm undefeated in this one. If I go against anyone in this particular,

elimination, the one that Brad beats now that you've seen. It doesn't matter. I'm winning this one. You just have to go underwater. Yeah. The tank floods. Hey, listen. That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast.

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