The Zach Nichols Podcast - Vendettas Episodes 13 & 14 + 2 Part Reunion Review! | ZNP EP. 165

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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Welcome back to Zach Nichols podcast. We pulled Pierre out of the Waffle House. Bro, I was living my best life. Didn't leave at Waffle House for three weeks. You got to understand something about Waffle House. They're open 24-7. Yeah, you didn't leave for three weeks. I just bought these things.

They're called like portable towel, portable showers and they're little like moist sets. I just got into the good shit, you know what I mean? Just got into the good shit, refreshing and just they have, they have food for all time of the day. They have wingdings for nighttime. Listen, you're not saying anything. No one doesn't know. I know, but when you live the lifestyle,

you were at a Waffle House for three weeks. Listen, don't hate it until you try it, guys. Don't knock the lifestyle. They finally kicked them out. He called us. We had to go down there and pick them up. I paid fucking, I paid the rent for the year.

His car got towed. So yeah, just come get them. Enough. No one would Uber them back from Ohio. Listen, I need a, I need a Waffle House endorsement deal,

bro. It was great. It was a great time. Where'd you sleep? Um, so just like whenever I'm in an uncomfortable seat on an airplane. Oh, you slept in the stall. The stall, yeah. Yeah, you're a squatter.

That's what I do. For those that you don't know, when Pierre's in an uncomfortable seat on an airplane, he goes and sits in the bathroom for extended periods of time for more comfort. That's a fact. When are you going to learn that losing weight would be much easier? Like, exercising is much easier. Hold on. What's better?

What's better? Spending intervals of three hours at a time. in an airport, in an airplane bathroom, okay, or not having fettuccini alfredo every night. I'll tell you something. Not having crispy chick-fil-A sandwiches whenever I want. I'll tell you something. Quiznose Carbonas.

I'll tell you something. Being thin enough to fall asleep in your airport seat regardless of. That's a couple times a year, brother. I'm thinking about every day. My everyday life, I need this food. You could probably still eat the way you want to eat. And just move. a little more, you know.

Okay, that's where you're wrong. I'm an athlete. You guys know this. You've seen me be athletic. I'm nation king. I'm undefeated. If that was anything besides that against Theo. I'm undefeated.

Give me an eating challenge with pizza. It has be what you want to eat. Eating challenges are never what you want to eat. Now that point. Unless it's hot chocolate, which I hear of this coming up soon. It is. But that was one of the options.

And you had to have a friend who gave it to you. Yeah, no, dude, listen, you're never going to like justify to me. I hate to say it being morbidly obese. You're never. It's not, it's a reality you can't understand. Right.

No, I can't. It's a great life. I would be disowned from my family. Funny story, actually. My sister's, uh,

senior picture is on Pierre's desk right now. Oh, but don't tell everybody. Because he had a monster crush on her in high school. And I bring that up at family parties. And everyone's like, everyone is like, yeah,

he had less of, a shot to date a nickels than he did to become the president of the United to be an astronaut to be a NASCAR driver like those are zero percent chance and he has less of a chance to date my sister because my dad would literally be like no yeah he would not allow it you know those like what if in life is infamous for fat shaving people so uh you know those what if it's in life oh if i would have asked out that girl if I would have dated this person what would where my life have been so I never left the stone unturned when it comes to asking her. I asked her several times like, what's up, I think we'd be great together, blah, blah, blah. And she would just laugh. But I always

wondered, all right, why? Because I wasn't, whatever. And now that I know, now that I know the grand scope of things, she was way nicer than she could have been. She could literally be like, no one in my family would accept you. Even me, I'd be like, absolutely not. No. No. And I was like not even that big in high school. I was actually like a leaner, you know, a leaner Zion Williams, Anthony Bennett-style athlete. But you couldn't jump. Okay. So you weren't really a Zion Williams.

I was a Zach, more Zach Randolph. Very Zach Randolph. Yeah, I guess. Oh, no, definitely. Definitely. I was an animal. You know, it's funny. I saw this Instagram thing today and it said,

if you, if your life depended on it and you had to beat, you had to pick one friend to beat in a 40-yard dash, would you win, like it was like $10 million, and I was like, I actually know that I would ask you every time. I could fucking beat you in a 40 yard dash. We still have it. You don't say the backwards one.

Don't. I think I could beat you in a wheelchair. Brother. Put your fucking life savings on it. Okay. The backwards one, I'll admit. I don't know for sure. I'm pretty, I'm like very confident.

I would put my money. I would put my money on it. But I, I, the wheelchair. Come on, bro. Let's be real. I don't know, man. I've seen you run. Yeah, you see me run with Theo on my back.

Bro, you didn't run. You took three steps, turned around and dragged him. All right, man. You outweigh him by over 200 pounds. That's not, that's not over 200. That's not over 200. It's not over 200. That's just, that you're just fabricating it.

Okay, close to 200 pounds. Yeah. Hold on. I just got something crazy shit. Got a crazy text. Okay. Vendettas, episode 13. From the hostess at Waffle. Bro, I'm not, I don't, listen, I may have fell in love with the host that's at Waffle House.

But it might not have happened as well. I might have broken my streak. Let's just say that. What streak that is? We don't know. We got to delete that because my future wife is going to be pissed. Bro. You're just making assumptions about the streak that I'm talking about, but we can go out.

Oh, you jerked off? Because you tried to quit after a line. I don't do that, bro. I don't do that. bro, you're the king of, oh, what are you doing when you get home from golf? No, bro, shut. I'm going to twerk. I'm going to twerk.

This guy. All right, man. Get a little sleazers. Go to bed. That's not. All right. Can we get to this episode, please? Episode 13 of vendettas.

We could talk about more fun shit. Episode 13 of vendettas. Okay, so we come back to the show after or right before a location change. And in the last episode, it ended with a purge reveal. So the guys left where Tony, yourself, Nelson, Brad, Devin. Kyle Leroy. Seven guys, five girls.

Seven guys, five girls. Your favorite would be two girls, one cup. Or two cups. One girl. One drink.

Oh, just because you're too lazy to separate them. That's fucking or shit. No, the double cup is to keep my hands not cold from the ice. Come on, man.

Maybe just get a couple of calluses. All right. Anywho, the women available were Nicole, Jemmy, Cam, and Kara. We knew Jemmy was going home. That was that, was it that obvious?

I mean, I didn't say it out loud, but yeah, come on. Okay. I didn't know what type of athlete cam was at the time. I think she's won four elimination rounds at this point. Yeah, but that's not endurance running. I mean, look, I'm trying to play Devils Evkin and be nice to Gemmy, even though we all know what I think about her athletic. Jimmy has, Gemmy has redeeming athletic qualities for sure.

Maybe she's got some hand-eye coordination, but long distance running is not in the bad. Not one of them? No. No, we all know that. come on let's not play stupid yeah she was a static and and and tj gave her like a compliment like good job like if you get a good job before the final that means he doesn't really think you're capable to be honest he was like yo you did great like i mean she made it very far in an individual game okay mostly due to her social game and the fact that i was protecting her there you go good job jemmy

let's talk about the girls that are left okay well well let's do wait wait you have cam yeah right she she she's four elimination rounds like right kela Cara, my number one and two. Nicole, my number three, Jemmy, my number, pseudo number four, right? Who's left besides that? That's it. Yeah, that's my point.

So I have my number one, two, and three, four girls all there. You're in a good spot. Yeah. You're in a good spot. Let's talk about, like for real. Like that, that worked out very well my favorite. Guys, it's a little bit dicey. Yeah.

You know, Tommy is my number one. one, Leroy, I think he's a little bit bitter at this point because of what happened of bananas and I was part of that. He also has zero money in his bank account. So I'm sure there's like the competitive side of him is like, fuck Zach. Brad. I don't know. I just like, oh, it's a funny part of, did I talk about what he did before we did this, this run.

I don't think so. And if you did, you can refresh our memories. So he was at this point, I think he's on to me. Yeah. Like he's mad at me a little bit, you know. What did you do at this? Were you talking about the Brittany thing? So I had lied to Brittany.

he got rid of her. He's gone into several elimination rounds. I think he started... You've pretty much hit it pretty well up to this point. I have, but like at this point, I can tell, like, he's getting a little salty. And so our production, our talent coordinator, which is basically our babysitter. Like she makes sure we're up for interviews. She makes sure we're ready to go in the morning. If we need something, she helps us. So she's our babysitter. She had, I forget her name. It doesn't matter, but she had run track in college or cross country. And we knew that because you get to know the talent coordinator and so tj tells us what we're going to do and then we break for lunch i think brad was stressed because of what had happened on the beach

you know and uh he's like not talking to me at this point like not very congenial you know so i'm like okay he kind of gets her this is not good he goes up to i don't have to break up with him he knows yeah he knows i've been cheating you know yeah exactly he goes up to her he's like before like a run like what's the best thing to eat? And she's like, you really don't want to eat anything heavy, maybe some carbs, like fruit's a good thing, right? And so Brad, literally, what we were breaking for lunch, sat there, eating apples and bananas, maybe like 12 of each and was just staring at me.

And I was so uncomfortable. I'm like, yeah, he definitely knows that, like, I have not done a damn thing to protect him. You know, I've actually, he's probably like replaying all the events from the season in his head and just like, this asshole. So, like, I was like, maybe he's going to pull one out of his ass. I didn't think so. But yeah, it was uncomfortable going into that.

But yeah, no. I mean, there was no doubt in my mind. Like, none of these guys are beating me in this. From the women left, we talked about that. And then from the guys, were you surprised that it was so close and that it was Devin that got purged in the situation? The only reason why I, no, I wasn't surprised that it was Devin that got purged because Devin... That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the...

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