The Zach Nichols Podcast - Vets and New Threats Episode 3 Review! | ZNP EP. 121

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

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All right, make sure you get your tickets to the live show. It's going to be September 20th, 2025 in San Diego, featuring Carl, Pauly, Horacio, and Naurice, and possibly some more guests. So get on that now. You're not going to want to miss this one. How are we doing? Doing great, man. After yesterday, I'm fucking jingling over here, dude. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Did you feel like a little bit of youth was injecting to you after that round yesterday? Yes, I did. Yeah, so welcome back to the Zach Nose podcast. And I guess to tell you guys this story, Pierre and I were the only two guys that showed up to our golf for our league. From a little group. From our group.

And so we got paired with these young guns. And they thought that they were going to hustle us number one. But number two, I never have felt older than having conversations with those kids. In fact, we learned a new term. Yeah. So in golf at the, after you golf nine holes, for those you that don't know,

you get, there's like an option probably to buy some snacks. or drinks, you know. Well, most people get a hot dog, and I've heard it called... That's what's most famous. A lot of kids call it a glizzy these days. Those are the kids. I've heard a turn dog, but we're on the ninth hole, and one, this younger kid turns to his buddy who he's with, and we're all standing there putting, and he's like, hey, buddy,

you're going to get a throat rocket at the turn. And we, like, looked at each other, like, the hell? We're like, he's... Like, you guys want to throw up? rocket and we're like no we don't want to sorry pierre's on fire sorry dude fuck i had to i had to i had to get you know little altered for this conversation what the kids are calling hot dogs these days are throat rockets right which inspired me to come up with my own iteration so i um invented um the flesh lozange which is what i'm going to be calling hot dogs from now on so oh my god um i couldn't

think of anything better than that yeah so i don't didn't really think that. We'll have a barbecue and I'll make some fatty patties and some flesh lozenges. Extra mayo on pierres. Some people like mayo. That's an insider. But yeah, man, it was a fun time. And we'll, you know, we'll, you know, we'll whip their ass. Yeah, there were some, there were some highlight moments, which we'll get to later, but we had some highlight moments. So anyways, you guys, a couple things we got to address. Number one, San Diego show, we're five weeks away. Really excited about that. Go get your tickets for that. Cara, Polly, Norese, Araccio.

Nericio. Naricio. On the streets. We're all scheduled to be there. So it should be a good time. It should be a good time. They all confirmed at one point. So make sure that you get your tickets to that.

It's going to be a lot of fun. There may be some surprise guests. There might. There's, I'm not even going to say probably. There might be some surprise guests. So that'll be fun. Okay. And then number two, which is you guys know we've been bringing you the heat.

We have. We're going extremely hard with these guests. We have a steamy hot dump of a surprise for you guys coming up. And I'm not even going to share. We can't. We actually literally can't. It's not as big as having Nate on the show. There's no bigger personality that we've ever had than Nate.

And that's a crazy thing to say, but it's true. Yeah. There has not been a more inappropriate. Oh, yeah. He was just another level of foul. So this is something that we've kind of been talking about with us is like how much do we cut of Nate's interview? Yeah, he was savage. Because you guys know we don't really do cuts.

Sometimes once in a while you guys will notice. But we don't really do cuts because we let people speak their truth. Nate's truth is a little explicit. X-rated. So that's a little teaser for Nate. Don't know when that's coming out. We're probably going to save that. He's also very offensive.

Just going to say. Oh, yeah, he's super offensive. The thing you got to know about Nate is Nate is super offensive to everyone. He doesn't discriminate there. Correct. Got to love him. And Nate's the type of person. And we'll, trust me, we'll talk about all this whenever his.

interview drops, but he's the type of person to offend you and then call you and let you know that he offended you. So I can't wait for you guys to hear that. We're saving that one for a rainy day. And yeah, that'll be fun. But anyways, like we said, we have, you already, you teased it. We have a crazy, very unexpected, steamy, hot pile of surprise coming to come in your way. And this is. And not the kind that you see on your front porch. Not the kind you wouldn't want from me. The kind you would want from me. Emphasis on the wood. I'm the wood.

Correct. So obviously, you know, we brought the heat with the last month. We got the champ. July was the month of champions. July 2025 is always going to be known as the month of champions with Tyler, Derek, and Rogan. Now, this month upcoming, we're bringing you a lot more heat, but it's going to be very threadyy, very new and very thready. You know, sometimes it's sweaty, but this month is going to be thready.

And that's all I'll really say when it comes to the new threats. Oh, thready. Threaty. Threaty. Threatty. What is that how is that some new word? Sweaty. threat tea. Yeah, dude.

We're coming up with words, dude. We got Flesh Lousinge. You're foul. Threaty. This is a children. This is a very threat tea show. So we will be getting very threaty over the next five to six, four, five. I don't know how many weeks, but there's going to be a lot of new threats here. I don't even know what day it is right now. I don't know if

I've slept since Sunday night. Zach is either podcasting, parenting, or golfing. One of those three. Yes. One of those three. Wiping butts or working, I guess I do some work. That's part of parenting. I'm going to put that in there.

Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, so we, anything else to talk about? Any housekeeping issues? Michael, anything you want to talk about before we proceed with this episode? No, let's give him a throat rocket. Let's just put it in there. Let's make the turn.

So we come back from the arena from the Blue and Taylor elimination and go right into the selection. We're going right into the selection. Leka picks Leroy, turbo picks Izzy. He calls her it easy. Easy. Get over here. Olivia, she selects which she stand on her words

when she was complaining about Will. Like Will's really selfish. I'm going to pick Justin and she does. She picks somebody who she thinks is a good teammate. Will, Picnani, calls her a pretty girl. She very much is. Cougar. She's a cougar now.

Dude. Is she a coog? Official? She's a cougar status? Well, listen. Call me a hunter. You can be a cougar as long as the prey is younger.

Mm, got it. So the older you get, the more of the option, you are more of a cougar. Yeah, you're a cougar to more options. Nani's at like probably like her, she's above 50% cougar status. Ooh, okay.

Well, I'm telling you. She's bought a villa. Yeah, I saw that, dude. She's, she's about to be a Mexican resident.

Yes. She's about to be a Mexican. I don't know if that, like, I don't know if she's going to be a citizen. Okay. If that's what you're saying. Well,

that does, if you live in Mexico, that makes you a Mexican, it's pretty cool. It is, but I'm saying, like, isn't the problem?

I wonder what the rules are there, he's so scared. Because you never know, like, they could just be like, oh, an American, like, this isn't, we can seize this back kind of a thing? Can they do that? I don't know. I mean, we're, maybe it's anarchy over there. I don't know. Like, think about it, dude. I don't know. I, I would assume that she's done her homework and 90's really smart from what I see. So, um, good luck, good luck. You know, you normally, I'll be visiting. You normally see people going this way, not down there. I will be visiting. I have a place to stay. I don't even care. I'm not even going to ask. To whom. It's a film. It's a

Villa. There's room. Yeah, I've never been to Toulomb. Cahoon, Cahoebao, Puerto Vallada, Marcello. Never been to Touloum. Touloum is just a super relaxing spot. Okay. It's not, there's not a like, like, you fly into Cancun.

I know how to relax. Yeah. So, you fly into Can you shout. And then you drive like it's like an hour and a half to Touloum. Sounds awesome. Okay. So, uh, let's see, we got America. She picks bananas.

We got C.T. who says he's a crazy to me. He should be the last person picked every single time. Just for the target situation? Yes. He's good at this stuff. No, he's really good at it. That's the best way to stay alive. 100%.

You're good at it, but you got to also remember there's always like a lately some sort of equalizer, which he's still good at a lot of them. But dude, like when someone has a target on their back, the idea of making him a fingernail or a hang nail is he, like, sorry, I haven't slept. But the idea of making him a hang nail is too enticing. Like you see even the veterans being like, oh, that's the plan. Sure, we'll hop on that. CT, which isn't surprising because I know their history has always been like, I'm not going to go directly for you, but I'm not going to protect you. It's always been like that.

It went from always going after each other to like, hey, oh, that's cool. Okay. Nani, which I was shocked that Nani hopped onto that alliance. And then, like, because Leroy didn't. Wow, you actually opened up my mind a lot to it because that can, includes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.