Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 05: Reneé Rapp

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

Reneé Rapp (Mean Girls, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Snow Angel) sits down with Jake in the Therapuss office this week and we are all better for it. Tell Me What's Wrong at ⁠passthatpuss.com⁠ Follow Me! Instagram | @passthatpussTikTok | @octopusslover8 Follow Reneé! @reneerapp Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2hUYKu1x0UZQXvzCmggvSn Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/rene%C3%A9-rapp/1626560688 Listen to "THERAPUSS" Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1BHDdC0OVuHqZ706FobfOF ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/therapuss-with-jake-shane/id1723626781 ⁠⁠Amazon Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/93117357-1f23-46e1-8f26-88f5182a68b8/therapuss-with-jake-shane ⁠⁠YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@octopusslover8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to session five of Therapus. Last week we had on Brett and Kennedy and the week before, Tate McCray, which was amazing. Today we have a very, very, very exciting guest, one of my close friends, the icon living, Renee Rapp. You may know her from absolutely, literally anything that she does because she's perfect. But recently, she was in the newest adaption of Mean Girls, The Musical, which was outstanding. If you haven't seen it, you must. And she recently released the deletions. of her first studio album, Snow Angel, which was also fucking incredible.

If you haven't listened to it, this was one of the best albums I've heard in the past year. Really and truly. She also just made her S&L debut. She sung Snow Angel off of Snow Angel. And she sang Not My Fault with Megan the Stallion from Mean Girls, the movie, The Musical. It was fucking incredible. Like, actually no words. Her voice is like from the gods.

I feel like I don't even need to hype her up that much because her voice does it all for her. Like just everything. She's everything. But before we get into that, I wanted to thank you guys for listening to the past four episodes. Seriously, I have so much fun chatting with you guys on YouTube at the premiere every Wednesday at 9th. So yeah, if you haven't, me and the Pussies chat on the YouTube premiere page every Wednesday at 9 p.m. Pacific, midnight Easter. And come join us if you so, please. And as a reminder, submit, tell me what's wrongs to pass thatpuss.com and I will hopefully answer it on the show.

Okay, you guys, she is finally here. Oh my God, why am I nervous? Okay, she is finally here. Renee, welcome to therapist. Oh my God. Thanks, baby. I'm so excited to have you here. I'm so happy to be here with you.

Oh, my God. This was the first thing on my calendar originally, like last December, so a couple months ago. And this is what I was looking for. forward to when I came back to the States. I was like this. It was this. Like SNL was fun. However, this was like what I was looking forward to. I have been freaking out looking forward to this. Like prepping this episode for like a week straight.

Like beyond excited. Like I'm like like I don't even. Oh my God. Why am I so excited. As if I don't see her like every other week. I know. I'm like all of all we're doing is like Jake Julia and I will just like hit in our group chat like daily be like, oh.

Who's miserable today? Yeah. So it's not okay. and we're all like, facing our little hands. Someone sent the photo of them crying. Probably not me because I don't cry, but. It's definitely me or Julie.

Yeah. It's me and Jules. It's you and Jules crying. Yeah. Well, speaking of pissed off, why don't we intro our first segment? They're pissed. And this is the first time we're doing this,

but this is just a safe place to talk about things we're angry about. Yeah. So is there anything you were pissed about this week? Well, I'm so angry. Period. Understands. I'm so pissed this week.

What day is today? Thursday. Thursday. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, a couple things. Okay. Well, recently, like, I don't, I'll just start, you know, like, I'll talk, like, in, like, things that I do for work or, like, press or whatever. Like, just as I will talk to, like, you guys. Like, there's no, like, switching my kind of, like, demeanor or whatever.

Like, I would talk to somebody who's 92 the same way. I would talk to somebody who's, like, 18. Like, I'd be, like, bitch. Oh, my God. And, like, that's just what it is. So recently I've been getting pissed off because there's, like, a lot of, like, people, well, actually, not. It's just, like, these, like, older people. I, like, always have, like, a joke that I'm, like, ages.

Right. And, like, somebody, like, took it really seriously and took it to heart. And I was, like, yeah, that's exactly why I'm ages. Yeah. It was like this older woman being like, I'm really offended by it. To your face or like online? No, like online. Like my friend sent it to me and was cracking up laughing.

Was it like a video? I think so. Yeah, no, no, definitely. Yeah. And I was cracking up laughing. And I was like, this is, I think, the funniest shit I've ever seen because this is exactly why I don't like y'all motherfuckers. Like, I was like, this is exactly why. I was like, you are shitting on a younger girl.

Point in case, bitch. Point in case. Like, I was like, go ahead. So that pissed me off But that was more honestly just funny It's so funny But what I do mean is like I'm not ever just gonna respect my elders

Do you know what I mean? Totally Like I'm not doing that Like just because you're older than me Doesn't mean I have to respect you Like I think that's like a smart I think that's like a new wave smart thing to do I'm saying I'm like just because you're older than me

Like you could still be an asshole Right like I'm gonna call you an asshole Right like what am I supposed to respect like Donald Trump just because he's like I'm like, fuck that motherfucker. Exactly. So, okay, so that still rains true.

What else? Piss me off. I just see, oh my fucking God, bro. Did you see my spam account before I got here? Like maybe an hour ago? Oh wait, no, no, no, no.

I didn't see that, but I saw your one the other day about elementary school. What did I say? People from high school sharing photos of you and you were like, stop? Yes, because I was like, do you know how fucking weird that is.

Yeah. And for me, it wasn't even people that I, like, went to school with or knew in my childhood. It was, like, people that I knew

when I was, like, 19, or, like, 18, who had videos of me, like, whether we're, like, singing together or doing some shit like that. Mind you, I'm like, they're not full-blown adults.

I'm like, why are you posting anything that has to do with me? You don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. I don't know you. I don't know your middle name.

I don't give a fuck what your middle name is. And you don't know mine. And that's okay. Right. So don't post me. It just was weird because I'm like, we're not cool. Right.

Like, we're not cool. Like, we're not friends. Yeah. Like, if you would like to take this moment to highlight yourself, like, why don't you go ahead with that? Because you obviously, like, love it. Why don't you just, like, plug your own shit on, like, a picture of me that's like this? Yeah. Like, which you might as well fucking do.

Might as well do. What else piss me off? Well, what was your thing an hour ago that I didn't say? Well, my thing an hour ago was just, like, a general. just being like, I hate a bitch who's just like out for, out for blood for no reason. Yes.

Like, you, and I mean this so disrespectfully, you can shut the fuck up. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Like, I don't like when people act stupid or act like, um, like, oh, I don't really know like what you're talking about. Uh, da, da, that. If you've, like, called them out for something or if someone is,

called them out for something. I'm like, no, you know exactly what the fuck you did. Yeah. And like, why don't you own it and double down on it? Right. Because then at least you have respect for them. Exactly. Yeah.

At least I could have. You respect for their honesty. Yeah, well, I'm just like, at least be truthful. Yeah. What else? So much has been pissing me off recently. This is a great way to debut this segment. Well, I'm like, do you want like the short list?

No, we have all day. Not to be toxic, but I like live for when you get pissed off. No, okay. So recently, I've been hearing this from friends of mine. And I think it's just because, like, for me, like, I am a fierce protector of myself and the people around me. And so, like, I think it comes across as, like, funny. Mm-hmm.

It is. It does come across. It's, like, very funny. Yeah, but I mean that shit. I'm like, I meant every fucking word. Right. Yeah, I meant every fucking word. Right.

Yeah. I was pissed off about something else this morning, but I can't remember what. Sometimes I piss myself off. Yeah. I was watching an episode of the L Word the other day. Oh, how's that? You were watching that last time I saw you.

Yeah. Well, I mean, it's amazing, but I'm, like, in distress. Yeah. I'm, like, not doing well. I've never watched it before. Where does it take place? In L.A. No way.

And it's, like, a group of, like, a bunch of, like, gay girls and gay people and, like, lesbians who are just, like, it's the most intense, like, crazy, like, gay, like, worlds intertwining story ever. And so sometimes it's a touch triggering to the heart. And in, like, the season finale of, in the last episode of season one in the finale, it's just really fucking intense. And so I got so sad the other day. I was so anxious for, like, 12 hours.

Good TV does that to you. No, I'm like, unleashing. All about it. And so now I'm deep into season two and I'm doing okay. Wait, it's on Showtime, right? Yeah. It's on Paramount. That's a lie.

It's on Hulu. But it's now, I think, owned by Paramount and Hulu. Well, yeah. To me, that's all the same shit. It's all the same. It's all owned by, like, Disney. It's all owned by Disney. It's all owned by Disney.

We're owned by Disney. I'm trying to think about what pissed me off today. Yeah, what pissed you off today. Well, do you know what we've been doing every time our stomach hurts? Like we've nimmed it. So we say, now must. Because now my tummy hurts. T-H. Muth.

Now meth. Yeah. Now meth. So maybe that pissed me off. My stomach hurting. But you know what? Nothing really pissed me off today because you are here. And I'm just so excited to see you.

I love you. Even your pissed offness brightens everyone else's day. So I'm just so excited to have you here. I love you, baby. I love you more. I'm so happy you're here. I also, just for context sake, I haven't, we haven't seen each other in two months? Two months.

Which is a long time. That's a long time for us. Yeah, because you were away, I was away. Then you were just, she was New Yorking all up the walls ago. And I was New Yorking and I'm home. How much better? And I don't know if you agree with this is the gay scene in New York. Okay, so, like, all my, like, gay, like boys.

Yeah. All my babies are in New York. Yes, that's what I'm, yes. Yes. And all my gay girls are here. Or gay days are here. I, like, found my group of friends in my, like, gay and, like, queer group of friends once I moved here.

Right. Just, like, being the time in my life that I'm in. And then when I started dating, like, only, like, girls, then I, like, kind of found, like, my group. Your friends are awesome. Good group. Good, good. You know who I, who do I love?

Who, what's her name? Who? Cassidy? Yes! Cassidy! Yes! I was just texting Cass and Scarlett. I fucking love Cassidy so much.

She's the best. I had a good, good night with her. Cass, Cass is the greatest. The greatest of all time. Cass is the greatest. Cass and my friend Scarlett are dating. You met Scarlet. Yes, lovely.

So they're dating because we were all out. And we were... Was it the night we went out? No. No, this was a couple months ago. Okay. But it's always a problem when all of us are out together, especially me and Scarlet because we're very like, we're feisty.

Yeah. And we're like the like, ah, of the group and Cass and like everybody else is very like pulling everyone back. But Cass and Scarlett are dating because I'm just airing out their relationship, I guess. We do not have to put that in if you all right. No, run it up. I love them. Oh, okay.

No, they're perfect. But they're dating. I want love. Fuck. It is coming for you. I think it's coming. for me too. I mean, every time I'm with you, I find it, I hooked up with the god, do you remember that?

Yes! Do you remember that? That was crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm thinking of something different. I'm thinking of in New York with me, you and Julia, who you were with. Wait, I just want to make something abundantly clear. I just want to make something very fucking clear. Julia goes, I went to go do something i think i went to go get my phone because i was like i'm in the middle of a conversation i was like i can't be away from my phone mine i'm like sexy i'm like i need my phone i need my phone

we're like an after party that was the best out of my life so much fun i need to know what you remember right now but all i remember is like i said to jules i was or no julia was like oh jake's like with this like boy and i was like you're fucking kidding me and then i didn't i like text our group chat and like, are you with this boy right now? And you were like, shut up. You're like, yes. And then the next morning, I was like, good morning, princess. And I said, oh, good morning, good evening.

I have not gone to bed. No, that's right. In his sweatshirt. In his sweatshirt. And you want to know the worst part about that? I had my own sweatshirt. And I left my sweatshirt there and asked for his. Just to be like.

Just to take it. Yeah. I don't think that's the worst part. I actually think that's kind of brilliant. Are you ready to get into? the Tommy What's Wrongs? I'm very excited to get into Tell me what's wrong.

Tell me what's wrong. Still, see if that one will sit. Tell me what's wrong. My brother just broke, oh, and so we're going to read it. And then we'll... I just realized I haven't explained this to you. My brother, no, but I know. But explain it to me for the sake of...

We'll, like, prescribe something. Yes. Like, whatever you think. Yeah. My brother just broke up with his girlfriend. She took it hard and tried hitting him with his car. But I think I'm developing a little cruiser. on her. Maybe I'm into crazy. Should I pursue this crush? Probably not because it's your brother's

ex-girlfriend. What's interesting is I'm going to go with yes. And here's why. You tell me. Here's why. It sounds like you are willing to take risks. Okay. Right? You being our queen. Yeah. It sounds like she's willing to take risks. It sounds like she's not afraid to fight for what she wants. Right. She ran over someone with a car? No, so her brother broke up with his girlfriend. The girlfriend took it part and tried to hit him with the car. Okay. And then this girl is saying, I kind of have a crush on her now.

Should I pursue it? Yes, because also, if someone tried to hit me with their vehicle. Yeah. Actually, if someone tried to hit me with their vehicle, different story. Feisty. If somebody tried to hit, oh, no, not my brother. Actually, I take it back. I'm so protective over Charles.

That's what I'm saying. Isn't this kind of crazy? See? If you don't fuck with your brother, then yes. Do it. Beyond. But if you feel like, it sounds like she doesn't care, though. It sounds like she's not sibling.

No, honestly, girl, go for it. Yeah. If you have a crush on her, do it. That's the sentence. If you have a crush on her, do it. I actually, I've changed my stance and I now agree with you. But you were going to say no for.

Well, I was just like, well, that's your brother. But now I'm realizing, oh, well, what if she fucking hates her brother? Well, right. And like, what if he's a piece of shit? Which he very well could be. What if the girl who almost hit her brother with her brother with a, a car is gay. Right.

And she doesn't necessarily know it. And what if the sister queen and the brother's now ex-girlfriend who is gay, they're going to get together and they're going to fall in love. And she's going to be like, wait, I never even had feelings for your brother. And I'm so sorry I tried to hit you with my car. I'm so sorry that I tried to hit him with a car. It was more out of my own like compulsory. or sexuality confusion, and then they run off, get married, the brother is the ring bearer.

Like, I don't know. I love your positive outlook on that. Thank you. I'm known for my positive outlooks. So I'm going to prescribe Renee's advice. Because I can't think of anything else to prescribe this girl. Yeah. Like she sounds like she needs something from me.

Or maybe I'll prescribe, you know I'm no good by Amy Winehouse. Oh, that's hot. You're right? Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. Okay, hot. Because, like, you know, you know she's no good, but you still want it anyway. And of course, which is hot.

Right? Mm-hmm. Okay. You should take the clip off. Yeah, I'm just going to do that. No, but you're so amazing. I love you. I'm seeing you shaking at aloe.

Yeah. And I want you to know something. I know you could have taken that clip off. Oh, I know. But I know you could have done it with your pinky because I'm seeing you on that reformer. Do you see? No, the bicep is insane. The biceps kind of there.

You could choke someone out with that. I could. I saw someone choke someone out in a show. that I was watching the other day, and I was like, No, like, he was trying to kill them. And I was like, do that. Oh, and like, in like a murder one. Yeah.

I see. But, like, I was like, I could do that. No, I know. Right? I know you could. No. Oh, no God. I'm really happy that we have the most unhinged ones for you.

Of course. Because you're going to like, you're going to, okay. Okay. Okay, what? I slept with my boyfriend's dad. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

No, that's right. Keep going. Yeah. We've always shared passing glances. This is hot. and he's given me compliments on my appearance. That's creepy. Almost every time he's seen me.

Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost seven years now, and I was beginning to get a little bored. One thing led to another, and now I don't know how to tell him help. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and, like, safely assume that the seven years of dating means that this girl is more than a legal age.

Same page. Right? Okay. Yeah. So I'm going to... Because at first I was like, that's creepy and weird. And it still is creepy and weird.

Oh, no, it's still creepy and weird. Who's that man that I really like? I'm trying to see. Have you watched Game of Thrones? Of course. Okay, same. Twice, twice over. Really?

I'm obsessed. Yeah, I should rewatch. I love it. It's so fucking good, bro. Jamie Lannister. Uh-huh. Like, I always try to think of, like, if that was my dad. We can spoil.

We can spoil for everyone. Does he hook up with someone's dad or? Oh. Wait. Wait, so just actually he hooks up with his sister, so you're not far off. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. Oh, he does hook up with his sister.

Wait, no, I want to take radical accountability in this moment because that's so imperative in this time. I'm so sorry for stopping you because I shouldn't have done that. Oh, wait, you can stop me whenever you want. No, I was just saying, like, I always think, like, in my brain, like, I think of someone's dad and I'm like, but I think that's like a personal thing. Oh, I wish I felt that way. No, and I think that's the difference. like they're like gay as an umbrella term yeah right yeah gay is an umbrella term um but very big umbrella

such a big fucking umbrella god it's boring anywho back to the girl who slept with her boyfriend's dad what did we are they still sleeping together i don't know but here's my here's my concern with it sorry go ahead babe here's my concern like that to me is hot like i think dads are the hottest people on planet earth like i'm down bad for a good dilf okay my concern is that the way he approached seems a little creepy. What did he say? Do you want me to read it again? Do you mind?

No. I slept with my boyfriend's dad. We've always shared passing glances and he's given me compliments on my appearance. That's weird. Almost every time he's seen me. Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost seven years now and I was beginning to get a little bored. One thing led to another and now I don't know how to tell him how. But that does sound like the hottest thing ever.

I'm like sweating. Well, I'm just trying to think of like if... Did any of my friends have like a really hot mom? I'm trying to relate. I can't put myself there. But I can imagine, I don't know, because I feel like if one of my friends' moms

was like complimenting my appearance, I'd be like, and I was like into her, I'd be like, in a way. Right. Like that's hot to me. I get that. No, yeah.

I had, I have this friend with a really, really hot dad. And if you're going to text me asking who it is to anyone that knows me, I will never tell you. Yeah, now I'm like, wait,

who? I'll tell you right after this. Okay. And if he ever made a move, it would have happened. You're kidding. But he would never, he was a straight guy. But like, right?

Well, good night. Right. But, like, also maybe not. Have you met my dad? Yes. I think my dad is the cutest whole thing in the whole lot of girls. He's perfect. Yeah.

He's perfect. Oh, he was at your Snow Angel party. He's so cute. He's so cute. I love you so much. I have a pretty fucked up prescription for this girl. What's your prescription? Lolita.

Wait, what is that? It's about the creepy old guy that goes for the younger girl. Okay, you know what I'm going to prescribe. Yeah. Maybe therapy Oh, I know, I'm like a, like, Like a group therapy Yeah

Situation, maybe like a lobotomy Yeah, like anything for you I'm like, maybe tell your boyfriend Like I'm feeling bad for him Oh my God, I forgot she has a whole boyfriend Because he's gonna break up with his girlfriend of seven years And then He's not gonna be friends with his dad anymore

Unless they love it Yeah Unless they're into it and that's You know I've heard a story I've heard like a real story about this before once And it was pretty crazy About somebody hooking into their dad Yeah

It was really weird actually I remember being like that's really weird About somebody you know Yeah I was like LA is crazy Okay well girl maybe tell your boyfriend what's good Yeah I'm concerned for you But I'm also happy for you I think

The sex is probably amazing No that's what I'm saying Like seven years of sexual attention Holy fuck Like that's what I'm saying I just can't imagine, but again, this is a me thing. Like, I'm just like, oh, my God. The thought of, like, someone's father being attractive is mind-blowing to me.

But I think, I think that's why I have a lesbian. Go ahead. No, right. Yeah. Okay. Don't tell my actual therapist, but I met this guy and we hit it off. I thought everything was going well until he told me he has a long, different distance girlfriend in New York.

So, shocker to me, but we agree. read to be friends. However, blackout me didn't get the memo. A couple of texts later, and he came over tipsy. Then we had sex three times. We haven't talked about that night. I've seen him in passing at a local bar and he hit on me, but then played hard to get. He's fighting demons.

Sir Therapussy, tell me what to do. Wait, she just, like, put me through, like, a fucking, like, ping pong match mentally. I'm like, wait, okay, so to be clear, I just want to round this up for us. So she started seeing somebody. He has a long distance. He has a long-distance girlfriend. Okay. Okay.

So he has a long-distance girlfriend. He didn't tell her. Then now they've been seeing each other. She got blackout and texted him again even after they agreed to be friends and they had sex three times. Okay. So he's cheating on his girlfriend. Right. With her.

Okay. So first of all, fuck that boy. Right? Because he's cheating on his girlfriend. Right? I'm like all power to you. Like, that's not your fault problem. Well.

No, no, no. I, I, look, she didn't know. Right. She, no, for sure. She didn't know. But she knew the second time. She knew the second time. I'm always so slow to like, especially in like a straight, like relationship to like say anything about like how like a girl would feel if like the guy is the one like doing like the shit.

Um, okay, well, first of all, fuck him. Fuck him. Like, also like, queen, like stand up. Yeah. Stand up, babe. Loving you, but stand up. Like, we don't need to do that. My thing is.

It's unnecessary. Why would you ever be with somebody who doesn't want to be with you? No, well, she, that. And also, if he is starting your relationship by cheating on his girlfriend, he's not going to not cheat on you. Well, also, he's also a piece of shit garbage. Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's, like, starting a relationship. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, it sounds like he's, like, cheating on his girlfriend and, like, she's a piece. Right. Go, like, get up. Get up. Get up. And also, like, he's probably ugly. I'm going to prescribe her.

What do you think, baby? Have you seen the movie The Other Woman with Cameron Diaz? Wait, what did you just say? What is the sentence that you just said? It's called The Other Woman. Are you ready for this cast? Are you ready for this cast? No.

Cameron Diaz. Yes. Leslie Mann. That's right. Kate Upton. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

It's amazing. What? I forget the guy's name. And that's, fitting for the movie. I mean, that's understandably. Yeah. Like, understandably so. Okay. So she, this girl is going to watch that. I'm also going to watch that. Because I'm confused how.

How they can all be in a movie together? And also, I would just say, like, I don't know, man. I'm just very pro. Like, no. Like, if you're sleeping with somebody like that, like, I just, I don't understand. I actually completely, let me not. I completely understand. Right. Total, like, empathy, 100%. However, you should never be with somebody who is not giving you

respect. Yeah. Like, basic human respect is not something that you, like, need to ask for. I feel very strongly about that in relationships. I did not understand that when I was younger. I very much understand that now. I think that if someone is disrespecting you, which, like, babe, you're being Disrespected beyond belief especially like a man or anybody for that matter, but specifically in this case like

Stand up right Stand up stand up and that's not her fault right at all Yeah, but stand up in the sense like more power to you like never Ever ever ever ever come close to anybody like that again if you can avoid that Do you think she should message his girlfriend telling her what's up? Absolutely I think he should I think she should air his shit out yeah I think she should air his shit out I had like look I think fully this is like kind of a different thing it's it's actually incredibly a different thing such such such such different thing but this is like the only thing I can think of you want to talk

about something I'm pissed off about yes yeah come on now okay so one of my like really really really really best friends okay thank you so much one of my really really really good friends one of my best friends. She and I became very close after as she was getting out of a really this is a huge trigger warning

but like an incredibly abusive relationship right incredibly abusive relationship and her now thank God ex-girlfriend was a terror to her and made her life a living hell and we became friends as they were

breaking up because I had heard that this was going on and I was like, yo. And so I like hit her on Instagram and was like, hey, like, I'm a mutual friend of such and such like, come to my house if you would like somewhere to stay. Also like love you and like what is going on. Okay.

I say all this to say, she left the girl who was incredibly abusive to her. And I then heard and is amazing and is like top tier person now. Love her so much and should have never been subjected to that kind of mistreatment before, but so happy that she is one of my close friends, and I will murder someone for her. But I heard through a friend of mine, he was like, oh, my friend is seeing this girl who I think is your friend's ex-girlfriend. And I was like, oh, who? And he told me her name.

And I was like, very cool. I said, so why don't you tell your friend? This person is violent. She's incredibly, incredibly dangerous. Yeah. She's abusive. And she has treated my friend like shit. Right.

So let her know. These are the things that I know. Give her my number so that whenever anything, even remotely like that starts to happen, or if she wants to talk about any of this, my do, I don't know this girl. Yeah. I'm like, she can text me. Yeah. Lo and behold, months later, her and I are now talking.

And, like, this girl has then now, like, abused the living hell out of her. Yeah. Out of, right. So always air someone shit out. Very different. Very different. I'm not in any way, like, comparing, like, this man's behavior to, like, this bitch. Right.

However, I think that, like, if it is beneficial for someone and it would save someone's well-being and potentially, like, knock on wood, like, save their, like, life or mental or physical help, always air somebody's shit out. Yeah. Always. If it is going to help someone, always. air somebody shit out. Yeah.

And I would hope that somebody would do the same thing. Er it out. If someone is in danger. Oh, without a doubt. If someone is in danger, air that shit out. I wish more people would have done that to me for me when I was younger. Again, this is very different. I've taken it to a different place.

I still think she should air that shit out, though. Yeah, same. Tell that girl. Tell the girl. Tell the girl. That's what we prescribe. Yeah. Anyway.

I was just talking about this this morning. So I was like, oh, yeah, that's what pissed me off. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh. That girl sounds like a fucking nightmare. It genuinely is, like, so dangerous. If you hear that somebody could potentially be abusive,

please believe that person and, like, save yourself. I think my boyfriend of five years has a secret kid. He probably does, yeah. He probably does. He's been more secretive with his phone lately and leaves for business every month for about a week at a time. Okay, so he has a secret kid. Last night, I found an ultrasound picture

in the glove department of his car. What do I do? Oh, okay. Okay, first of all, yes, he has a secret kid. You don't just randomly have ultrasound photos around. I want a baby so bad and I don't have an ultrasound photo of somebody's baby. You only have one if you have a child. Right, that's really weird.

Prescribing you a new part. Are these all straight relationships? I don't know. It's seeming like these are all like girl and boy. Yeah, because this is some shit straight guys would do. That's what I'm saying. So can we just make like a general consensus? Leave him.

Yeah. That's what I prescribe. leave him. Now. Quickly. Like what? With a swiftness. Like, get the fuck out.

An ultrasound. Yes, he has a kid. Right, but I would also. Or he's just fucking weird. Not to be like toxic and crazy, but I would do some like evil shit and like really try to find his other family. Like I'd follow him on business to wherever the fuck he was going. I think that's valid.

And find his family and be like, wait, so I've been with this man for five years. and he has a kid with you. Ew, that's so weird. I mean, if she has the means, hire a private investigator. Higher a PI. Fuck. So we prescribe a breakup, stat.

God, please, Jesus. Leave these men. I can't do this. How crazy. This is how I feel every single time I'm like listening to like my like straight girlfriends tell me about like their boyfriends or their relationships. I'm like.

No, because if it's one thing, they have audacity. No, the fucking gall, bro. Do you know this like orange peel theory thing that's happening? No, what is this? Is that if you ask a guy to peel you an orange? It's like if you, I think to be honest, because I'm quite confused about it myself. But like, I think it's like if you ask if a girl, it's like nauseating to think about.

If a girl asks a guy to bring them an orange. And they bring it peeled. Then like, no, and God bless you. Thank you. Oh my God. And God bless me And God bless me If they bring it peeled

Then like he loves you or something Some bullshit like that And then there's another thing with like Catch up on a counter You know what I'm talking about? It's like catch up on a counter Okay and I'm like What the fuck is going on?

I'm like we are grasping for straws ladies Yeah grasping for straws We are grasping for fucking straws ladies I'm like first of all Oh my God It is nauseating to Yeah because I'm like Right

Like if he peels an orange It means he loves you, question mark I'm like What is What? I don't know if I would bring like My girl like

A peeled orange But that's because I don't like My fingers getting sticky It's not because I Well it's just like so Funny It's not funny It's just like

So you're like not knowing If he loves you But you will know if he brings you A peeled orange Like let's Well, the bar is, the bar is in hell. Jinks. The bar is in hell.

No, the bars and hell, but genuinely the bars and hell is fucking hell. What is that, what is that game you play, limbo? Limbo. Yeah, they're playing limbo with the bar in hell. They're playing limbo with the bar in hell. Yeah. And underneath that is an orange. Yeah.

And a peeled orange. A peeled orange. It's like, oh, fuck, he peeled it. I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, first of all, I was like, never bring her an orange. be like, here, it's peeled. I'd be like, that should make my finger sticky, first of all. Second of all, loving you.

But like, those things are not correlated. Whatever. I honestly don't remember how I got here. I don't really remember either, but I kind of love that. Okay. Love that. Loving. Leave him.

Leave him. Leave him, please, God. Please, Jesus. These are crazy. No, these are psychotic. These are crazier than usual, by the way. I was going to say, they're not always this insane. No, they're not always this insane.

And these come from real girls. Real people, yeah. I love this. Yeah. I feel like the not unhinged ones that I found this week. Can you just tell us for entertainment? Like, what's the most unhinged one you found? It was like half incest.

I'm not kidding. It was so much. It more incest than Game of Thrones soon. Oh. I'm really, oh. It was all about, like, finding their stepbrothers hot. Oh, well, come on. I think that's kind of romantic.

Finding your stepbrother hot? What about blood? brother. That's disgusting. Okay. Well. Step brother is not your blood brother. I don't know.

My family's all from West Virginia, so like incest is just like going crazy. Not in my family, but like that's just like anytime I would be like, yeah, I'm from West Virginia growing up, people would be like or my family's saying. They're like, oh, so you're fucking your sister.

I'm like, no. But if I had a sister, no, I'm like. Okay. So your stepbrother is hot to you. Right. I met a guy at a cruise and we hooked up. I found out he unadded me on Snapchat the next day and he blocked me on Instagram. So I found his TikTok, as I should, to find out he has a girlfriend of three years.

Should I reach out and tell her? Yes. The answer is fucking absolutely yes. The second question for you, do you Snapchat? No. Okay. I'm not a Snapchat person. Do you know that the younger, because I forget we're the same age?

They're texting through Snapchat. They're texting through Snapchat. Which is shady as fuck. I'm like, am I like? Old? Old? Right? That's what I think.

Am I all? I'm like, what the fuck? You guys are texting through Snapchat, which is like kind of sick. Yeah, I just don't have, I don't, well, I have a Snapchat, but I have a Snapchat, of course. Like, I send photos on it, but like. I use mine in middle school and high school. My friend's, my friend's kid was telling me, or my friend's sister's kid was like, oh, I only text my parents on I message. And I was like, excuse me.

Yeah, so it's just for like the old hags. Yeah, I'm like, wait, you sound like how we used to refer to, like, BBM. What's BBM? Exactly. Blackberry message. Oh. Like, that's how we used to be like BBM. Like, what?

The phone with the roller ball. Yeah, but now that's what people are called. Like, they only use Snapchat. They only use Snapchat. How old are they? Like 15, 16, 17, 18. I would go as far as to say 20 years old. I need a focus group.

I need a focus group. I need a focus group. of this Gen Alpha, right? Yeah. Because I feel like they've got to be cool and I gotta figure it out

because I'm liking it. You know what I like about them is everyone's queer in school. Have you seen this? Okay. My friend's little sister is gay

and I can't remember how old she is. Fuck, I don't know, Bell's little sister. And I'm like amazed. No, amazed. I love it.

Amazed because I was like flaming telling people I was straight and like to see these kids like actual like jock guys be like I'm gay. I'm like oh like that's amazing like as as you fucking should like I think like I don't know I remember I just remember being like 14

and being like I think I like girls too. Yeah. And all my friends were like no you don't and I was like oh okay you know like all I wanted was like approval also all I wanted was like specifically like my like friends who are lesbians all I wanted was their approval right um and yeah like I guess like I don't know I mean I would hope that it's better now and in certain places I'm sure like I bet like it's better in L.A. than it isn't

like North Carolina right or something like that it's definitely better in New York from what I've heard like all these kids are just like so accepting whatever that's so nice but it goes back to my jealousy issues because I'm jealous I didn't have that oh yeah but I I hear you But there's no going back. I hear you. There's no going back. You know what I mean? No, I do.

I do. But I hear you. I also think, like, that is, like, fair. Right. Like, growing up, like, gay, no matter, like, where you kind of sit on the spectrum and obviously, like, in a bunch of, like, different places, like, physically. And also just, like, how you're perceived and how you present and how you walk through the world. Like, I understand and could empathize with, like, being, like, how can be jealous of, like, how

kids are like if they're like out now like if people are like more comfortable to come out now just as I'm sure like my like aunt would be like oh my god I'm so jealous that like you're so comfortable right such and such and I'd be like you know what changed it was TikTok I think in 2020 the COVID and quarantine really people were like able to like find themselves and then just like be comfortable sharing to be honest the first time that I like ever publicly talked about being gay was in 2020 that's what I'm saying and like I'd been out for like six years at that point, whether it be, like, publicly or not, but, like, it was 20, I remember. Because I remember it being, like, a thing.

Like, I was like, am I going to, like, post online? I'm, like, a little gay. Yeah. And, yeah. Yeah. It's because everyone was in the confines of their own home. And when you don't have to be scared of, like, seeing people, you can kind of just, like, type it, play, and throw your phone. Yeah.

Or, like, go crazy and, like, read all the comments and feel like shit. Yeah. Which I was doing a little bit of both. I always read the comments and I also always feel like shit. It's just like it's a thing. What are you supposed to do? Not read them. They're about you.

I get it. They're about you. I get it. I'm like, well, yeah, I would love to see what this person has. Oh, they're saying I have evil vibes. Okay. You have evil vibes? I'm like, well, I don't know.

Like, Ursula had evil vibes. Right. And look at her. Yeah. She's Ursula. She's Ursula. Yeah. She's a household name.

Yeah. He's a fucking household name. Yeah, exactly. Take your evil vibes. Okay. I found my professor on Tinder, so I drunkenly swiped on him as a joke. Oh, my God, what is going on? What is going on?

What is going on? Okay, go ahead. The next day, he matched with me. It's a smallish class that he teaches. So I think he knows who I am. Well, he obviously does. No, he knows. What's my next move?

Okay, first of all, he's knowing. Yeah, he's knowing. You don't have a next move. Stop. You think stop? Stop. I would fuck him. Oh my God.

I would fuck my professor. Okay. Did you see the two gays fucking on the Senate floor? What are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? Some Senate intern or like Congress intern filmed an only fan's video of him getting like railed on the Senate floor. It was. Oh.

Insane. Iconic. Right? Insane. He was wearing a jockstrap and it was on the Senate floor. Oh, that's amazing. Right? That's amazing.

Wait, I love that. Like, go gays. Herstery. Yeah, herstery. Okay. You don't think she should fuck her professor. Like. Tell me why.

Shit. I mean, if it's your professor, God, I just, I feel like I've been in too many sticky situations now that I'm like, just don't do it. Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do that. But the rush of that sounds so sexy. No, that's.

Amazing, but like, what if this, okay, let's go, worst case scenario. Let's go, this person is 18 years old. Okay, true. Okay? You stay the hell away from him. Yeah. And he better say the hell away from you. And that is not your responsibility.

He better say the hell away from you. Okay. I, oh, I don't know. That's so, no, don't do that. Find another one. Find another. There is no way he is at good looking. Okay.

There is no fucking way he's at good looking. There can be. You know, I'm going to prescribe to you, Pretty Little Liars because Aria fucks her teacher and it just adds badly. Oh my God. Prescribed Pretty Little Liars. Yeah, you won't think about that shit twice.

Yeah, like you'll be like, okay, I'm not doing this. I remember watching that. Remember how fucking crazy that was and they went public at the school dance? Oh, my God. Like, what is happening? Things used to be so interesting. Well, in the L word, like, um, Tim is sleeping with like, right now where I am in the series,

Tim is sleeping with one of his students. and like to me and maybe just like the greater world and like sane individuals I don't know how old she is but like that's so strange yeah it's like predatory

That's so strange that's so strange that's so strange To me No that's just weird That's weird However I understand why I like that's hot Because I'm just like I just like have a thing for like older guys So like when I read stuff like that

I'm like, fuck, I'd do it. If it was like a really hot professor who was like... Right? Right? I'm really flipping the coin right now. I mean, professors hard though, because there's such a power dynamic. True.

And it's a small class. Even if you're like 23 and the professor's like, can you be a professor? Yeah, like 29, 28, you can be... Oh, I don't know then. Maybe let me shut my ass up. Because if you're like 23 or 23 or... We don't have enough specifics, I think, to answer this properly.

Yeah, for me to be, like, correct about this on, like, a moral level, I need, I need, I need specification. You know what? Use code, um, fucked my professor and tell me how old you are and how old he is so we can come back and give you actual good advice. No, and I would love to, I would love to revisit. Yeah, let's revisit when we have more information. Yeah. So we can give you, like, actual good advice. Right.

But currently prescribing pretty little liars. Pretty little liars. Just to be like maybe a boy. Yeah, please. Two years ago, I full on shit my pants in English class right in front of my crush. Oh, my God. Now I'm called party pooper, and that name has stuck. Help.

Sounds like you're in high school. Sounds like, I hope. You're in high school. So there's no helping you? Yeah. To me, there's no helping you. You shit your pants in class. You shit your pants, queen?

I feel like something like that is just going to stick with you for a little. a minute. I think the best thing you could probably do is just like maybe play along with it. You'd be like, yeah, I shit my pants. Yeah, like. And what about it? Yeah. Also, what was the thing in front of the crush?

She did it in front of her crush. Like, I don't know. I wouldn't own it. I'd probably kill myself. Yeah, I'm like, maybe the end for me. That would be, if I shit my pants in class in front of someone I liked, like, It's like, oh my God, I'm like sweating. Wait, but also, how does the crush know?

They probably smelled. Yeah, but so what, she's sitting there? No, because everyone calls her party pooper, so I assume like she shit her pants. And, like, everyone was like, yo, she just shit her pants. What's the song from SpongeBob has ripped his pants. Okay, that's different. Well, you know, we could prescribe ripped his pants. Yeah.

Ripped his pants. Prescribing you ripped his pants from SpongeBob. Not SpongeBob's a musical. Who does rip their pants? Oh, it's MunchBob. It's Smojbub, and he is so upset about it. Yeah, it's a fool who... Ramped his...

Yeah, it's so good. Honestly, brilliant number. Yeah, they have great ones. Best Day Ever. Campfire song. Campfire song, Fox. Fux. Campfire song, fucks.

You know, it'll be sick if someone, like, sampled that. Like a rap song, like, sampled that. I would die. Can you do it for me? Please. I will do it for you. I kind of really want to do the yay or nays. Please.

Okay, you guys, I think that's it for the tell me what's wrongs for the week or right now, but I have the segment that I've been prepping. Me and Julia call Renee Ney. And so I came up with this segment called Yay or Ney. Yes. Like hot or not. Rila. Rela.

Renee and L.A. I'm back home. I really want to. Oh, it's so cute. It's a yirene. I love you guys. Okay. Are you ready?

I'm so glad we're all home right now. Dude, same. Two weeks. How long are you here for? Two weeks. This is one of those weeks. Okay, good. Are you here next weekend?

Reney. You're gone this weekend? But are you here next weekend? Please. Maybe. Let's just go out during the week. Good. Done.

I wish you were here this weekend and we can go out. Yay or nay. Yes. Glee. Oh my God, yay. Yay. I love Glee. I love Glee.

I love Glee. Who's your favorite character? Oh, wait. Why am I even fucking? spacing. I know exactly who my favorite characters. Santana Lopez.

Yes. The best. She makes that show. Mine's Rachel Barry just because I am Rachel Barry. Can't you see it? Can't you see it? Can't you see it?

Oh, wow. Yay or nay? The elderly. Like just in general? Yeah. Well, I feel like my obvious answer is nay. Yeah.

But there's certain ones that I like. Right. Right? They just got to prove it first. If you're cool and you like young people and you aren't an absolute twat, then like, love you, obsessed with you. If you're someone who complains about me making jokes about being agest, then nay to you, bitch. Yeah, you're nay.

Reposting birthday stories. I'm personally. Be honest. Because I know it's the biggest nay for you. It's such a nay for me. But it's, but if, just because I, I, okay, my stances as follows. I'm not pro, like, post every single one and rip them out. Like, I just, like, if there's something so cute and I'm like, oh, I love this, then like, absolutely.

But, like, I'm not a fan of the other ones. Yeah, no, I, I respect that. I'm just like, Leah, let me just throw this shit up. But also, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not, like. I am not like an avid, like, post everything on my story person. Yeah, yeah. So, and I feel like maybe if I were.

Then yet. Then maybe I would be. Yeah. You know? But for now. Yeah. No. You know how some people are like,

growing up, you know? Yeah. Like me. Like me. Like me. Like me. No, but you're making jokes. Yeah.

Thank you. That's different. Thank you. Like, you're fucking funny. Oh. Like, I'm talking to somebody's like, you know, getting my lab. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, you know. Like, if you really overshare. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's not a fetus yet. Um, but yeah.

Okay. Well, yay or nay, wired headphones. Oh my God. Yeah. I love it. You do? I do. I love it.

Yeah. So bitchy. Yeah. So bitchy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True crime documentaries.

I knew. I just. I knew you would have something to say about this. I just have this conversation the other day. Okay. Yay. And nay. Yes.

Both things. Okay. Because I think that, okay, okay, fuck. This is kind of like a think piece that I don't really have, like, a thought-out kind of like stream of consciousness for. But I was having this conversation the other day that it, something about it is so intriguing. Yes. About true crime. Right.

Of course. And also something about the fact that it's intriguing to me is so disturbing and, like, deeply unsettling that, like, we're. so infatuated and obsessed with and intrigued by harm of another human being. Right. And that is fascinating. And I'm not like absolving myself from that and saying like I've never watched a true crime thing. Like I've watched things that I have become so obsessed with. I'm just saying like on a, on like a reflective level.

It's weird. It's incredibly weird. And I've also heard recently that it's more before 2020 actually, maybe even still to this day, that it's more of an American thing, which I think like Americans are like pretty generally, exactly. We're like pretty generally like obsessed with like violence. Yeah, guns. And things like that. Like guns like I'm from the South. And so like my brother's toys growing up were a bunch of like plastic toy guns.

Like that was like, yes. Like that's like such a thing. Yeah. And so we're mine. Um, so I feel, I feel, I kind of, I kind of, like, morally I feel nay. Also, when, like, ever there's, like, something that comes out in, like, the family or, like, relatives of that person or, like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, now, like, you're going to, like, make money off of, like, us having to, like, relive. Right.

A trauma of, like, someone who was put into terrible situation. So many levels to it. I'm yay and nay, because I think it's really odd. And I was just having this conversation. other day. That's like a weird thing because like I was just having this conversation out loud. They were like true crime documentaries and I was like, yeah, I just feel like she's going

to have something to say about it. Yes, one thing about me, I do have something to say. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're nay straight men. Well, so my gut reaction is no. Not even nay. My gut reaction is no.

But I keep a couple around. Yeah. I keep a couple around. I keep a couple in my back pocket. Yay or nay group chats. Oh my God, yay. Right. I love my group chats.

I mean, I live. What is ours now? Isn't it a different name? Or is it still Ringe? Julia, are you there? What's our group chat called? NJJJ. And J.J.

And J.J. What does that even mean? Wait, no, but it's like, oh, Ragh. Renee at Greek and J.J. That's it. Because it was the night of your Greek performance. Oh, yes. That was a fun night.

That was so fun. That was a fun night. Also, Jules is not being at work and being here Because I texted it, it was like, can Julia please come play? And so now Julia's home. Now Julia's here. Hi Jules. Hey Jules.

Yeah, you're in A reality television. Oh my God, Beyond Ye. It's the most beautiful form of human communication. It's stunning. Do you watch Housewives? Do I watch Housewives? Do you watch Salt Lake? Okay, so I'm not caught up right now.

No, I know. Have you had it spoiled for you? No. You haven't had season four spoiled for you? No. Oh, my fucking God. Is it insane? Renee, like, it just proves.

I've always argued that, like, the way these shows are done, so much credit should be given to, like, the editors and the producers, because it's so well, it's actually, like, well done television. No, it's incredible. And it just, this proves it. Like, it, I want it to win an Emmy this season finale. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen on reality television ever. Didn't she get punched in the face?

That comes back around. Okay, because I've been like an avid housewise watcher since I was a kid. Like since the first season of Orange County ever. No, this was my whole childhood. Yeah. I didn't watch like, um. Did you watch any of Salt Lake? I watched like Real Housewives.

Yeah. I used to watch them Bad Girls Club instead of Barney. Come on now. That's why we're fun. Yeah. Fucking a joy to be around. Right! Um, did I watch?

Have you watched any of Salt Lake? Like, yeah, but in the early season. Just watch season four. Okay. Because it's the bad. I know all the characters. Yay or nay, tequila. Oh, my good, yay.

Okay. Yay or nay vodka. Yay in a dirty martini with extra olives, preferably blue cheese stuffed olives, but in anything else, no, thank you. And that is it for our yay or nay. Now, I have a fun skip for us to do. That was a joy also.

You like that? Yes, bitch. Yeah, right? The devil and Chris Jenner arguing over who works harder. Oh, my God, that's beautiful. Should we just try it out? Of course. Who so?

I'd like, I could be the devil. Okay, amazing. You want to be Chris? Yeah, I'll be Chris Jenner. But I don't know how to do a Chris Jenner voice. I only know how to do a Kim Kardashian voice. Actually, it's more Courtney Kardashian. I think it would almost be perfect in your voice.

Shit, okay. Like, whatever you want to do. Okay, ready? Okay. Hey, Chris. Hey. What? That was amazing.

Are you, like, known for this? That was amazing. Like, locally. Okay. Hey, Chris. Hey. I've been seeing all the memes and stuff. Yeah.

And I'm just letting you know, like, I thought we had a deal. Yeah. So I would just, if it's fine with you, I spoke into your publicist. If we could just go out and we could maybe dismantle the rumors about you working harder than me because you know I work. You know I work so hard. Yeah. So basically, I hear you. Okay.

I hear you. But I don't think. that you've ever seen a fuck-ass-bob quite like the one that sits atop my head? Yes. Ever seen this habitashery? No, you haven't. And it takes hard work to get it like that. It takes hard work to get it to sit like that.

Also, the sheer amount of controversy that surrounds my family, yet I still love my ex-son-in-law, you could never work harder than me. Because the love that I maintain for these men is almost puzzling. It's almost probably, it's probably, it's probably troubling. But slay. God, Chris, I guess you have a point.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. That was sick. I'm dropping out of my Courtney Kardashian. My Courtney Kardashian one is good. It's almost puzzling. If you want to ask me a question as Courtney or Kardashian.

Okay. Can I ask you a few questions as Courtney? Yeah. Okay. What is your favorite thing to do when you wake up? Okay, so my, okay, wait, let me just, like, get, like, dialed. Okay, so my favorite thing to do when I wake up in the morning is I like to take a lemmy chill. Okay.

And I like to go over, and I like to say good morning to Trave. And I say, hi, Trave, good morning, Trev. And I hope that you slept so well, my baby, I love you, Trave. and then I go and I say to Kim, hey, how are you? And is Kim nice to you back? It depends on the day.

How do you feel about Kim right now? I'm not caught up on the season. Okay. I'm like, in current events, where are they? They beefed pretty hard. They do. It's hot to me. Yeah, right?

It's kind of everything. There's a part of me that loves it. Yeah. I mean, just reality television is the backbone of our country. It's the only thing we have going for us, actually. Actually, the only thing we have going for us. As Americans, it's the only thing we have going for us is reality television. That is actually true.

Love it so much. Love it so much. Have you ever seen Bodies with Natalie Nunn? No, but you know what I know about. Even if my name was Natalie Nunn, you bitches could jin-check me. Yes. You would love Bodies. Wait, so why?

So that's a Nicki song, right? Yeah. Okay. Why did she check Natalie like that? She doesn't like her? It's unclear. Natalie took it and just ran with it. I know I've seen.

Yeah, but Natalie's chin is very big. Prominent. Like, prominent. Slay. It's like huge. Natalie, God, I'm going to come over, I think, and watch Bodies with you. Okay, because I need to get into it. It will change your life.

Okay, I want to. Okay, so what have we learned today? Oh, my God. Today that I've, today that I've done, today I've learned. Like, air their shit out. Ooh, air their shit out. Leave him. Leave him.

We're having, I think, and don't come from me, but if I'm wrong, come from me and that's okay. We're having one too many relationships with older men. Right. No, I'm aligned with you on that. Ladies, I'm not loving it. I'm not fucking loving it, but I support you. God, what's another thing that I've learned? I mean, air their shit out is huge.

I think that's the biggest takeaway we have from today. It's okay to air their shit out. It's okay to air their shit out. Two loved ones even. To loved ones even. Also, like, on a very incredibly real note, just because I brought it up earlier, so I feel the need to bring that shit up again

in a very serious way, not in a funny way. If you know someone or know of someone that they have abused someone else, believe that. Air their shit out. Believe that. Stay away from that person. Um, yeah.

What else have we learned? I think that pretty much sums it up. Right? I'm like, what have we chatted about? Everything. Everything. Ageism. Ageism.

Oh, my God, the bitches love ageism. The bitches love ageism. And I'm bitches. I'm bitches. Do you have George Washington books up there? I don't know. We bought a bunch of random books. Wait, I love it.

Yeah, it is. George Washington. George Washington, he was writing books like that. Yeah, I guess he was. Anguish and farewell. Well. My next album. Anguish and farewell.

Well, Renee, thank you so much for coming on. I love you. I love you more than anything. And, yeah, thank you guys. And, oh, wait. That I post. Puss. Oh, your session's up, you guys.

I'm so sorry. Renee, thank you for coming. I love you so much. We did it! Hi Puzzies! Put your tents up. Put your tons up, tense up, tense up.