Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 11: BeKen Says Goodbye

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

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Hi, Pussies, and welcome back to Therapus. Today we have such a bitter, sweet episode for you, Pussies. It is Kennedy's goodbye episode. As some of you know, she has recently packed her shit up and moved to The Big Apple. We are all devastated and heartbroken, but we gave her a goodbye on Therapus, and I'm really, really excited for you to see it. My number one thing that I'm so sad about Kennedy not being here for is that we can't listen to Eternal Sunshine in Los Angeles together.

Ariana Grande released Eternal Sunshine. She released it while I was in New York while it was raining. So there wasn't much sunshine for me to listen to it. But it's almost as if the rain set the scene a little better. My favorite part, though, about this Ariana album, and I think the reason I'm so obsessed with it is because she really gets dragged through the mud in the media. And like, you can argue whether that's warranted, whether that's not.

warranted. I don't really care. The one thing that she undeniably has is talent. And I think that's my favorite part about her is that you can hate on her all you want, but when Ari comes, she comes. And you're not not

going to listen to it and she knows that. Which kind of just makes her like such, like one of the ultimate pop divas of our generation. And I think that's one of my favorite things about her. Also, Pussies, thank you so much from the bottom of my tentacles for selling out my very first live show. It is on May 1st in Irvine. I'm so excited.

There will be many, many more. It's going to be amazing. We're going to do some Tell Me What's Wrongs live in action. And also, while we're on the topic of Tell Me What's Wrongs, remember to submit the TMWWs to Pass That Puss.com. Go to Pass That Puss.com. Click Tell Me What's Wrong and Tell Me What's Wrong. Names are encouraged, but not required. And if you want to shoot me a phone number, you know I would never complain about that.

Pussies. Today we are in mourning. Damn. Do you want to tell them why we're in mourning or should I? Also, if you see, what I meant to say is we're, I, sometimes when I get high, I fumble words. We're in all black because we are mourning. Did you wear all black on purpose? O.P.

Not O.P. But it makes sense. Do you want to tell them why? But Kenna's but moving. I'm moving. Yeah, Kennedy's moving. And, you know, when she told us back in 01 January, we were definitely really sad. I think I told you before that.

Yeah, you did. But that was like the saddest day ever. You told me in December. Yeah, it's kind of like one of those things where you do something to like soften the blow. Like I took them to get ice cream. You did take us to get ice cream. And then I like. She did take us to get ice cream, which we don't normally do.

We don't. I, like, drove too. Yeah. You never drive. I drove everyone, and then we, like, stayed in the car for a minute. And then I was like, you guys, I have to talk about something. And I was like, what? And she was like, well, I'm the moving.

And it was really harsh, realize. Well, at the time, it wasn't F.S. For sure. Yeah. It was like. It was almost for sure. IP in progress. Yeah.

But then ultimately, fuck. Yeah, you're, you're moving. I know. I'm moving to New York. But like she's having her New York moment. Like, that's okay. The good thing is, is that you're there all the time. Often.

We're like going to give by coastal. I can come back here all the time. And we're going to be there with her the week. We move in. Yeah, you're like moving in. I moved March 6th and you guys are coming March 7th for our best day. Yeah, it's her B day. It's Alice's Beat.

Once your birthday again? March 16. March 16. So, January, yes, of course. No. Picey season has officially begun. No, I knew it was March. So it's kind of Alice and I's time to shine.

It is, and we're going to go out and have some fun in New York. We're also going to go out tonight. Yeah. I'm really excited to Slake tonight. Me too. If you want to know what slaking means, that means Silver Lake. Silver Lake, we're slaking. We had a pretty legendary night there.

Jake and I like... I kissed a boy. And I like... it. Anyways. But like we were in Slake and we, it was just, the bar owner. We left, Jake and I to give you context on our night. Give them context.

So like, Jake was like, I kind of have a mission. And I was like, is that, is this fine? Whatever. Oh, yes, of course. Okay, so Jake was like. I have a mission. I have a mission to hook up with this guy. Mm-hmm.

And I was like, if there's one thing I love, it's mission. Mission. It's accompanying someone on their mission. Yeah. Like, let's go. I'll call Uber. We're leaving you guys. So we left Bajol's and Pape.

And, Oh, and can you explain to them the bu? Oh, yes. Okay, so like everyone's... You gotta stop cutting her off. Really? Are you for serious? I'm like your submissive.

Like everything more. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay, so basically... No, no, like for context, the past two times I've recorded, Louise has like subtly told me to stop cutting people off.

And I guess like this time she's really just had to tell me, like, in front of you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so where were we? You're on a mission, and I'm like, I'm going to be your chaperone.

Let's go. I call the Uber. Oh, we were talking about bu. It came from Julia's birth. Do you guys know how hard it is for me not to talk? It came from Julia's Christmas. Like, I actually am not even listening because I can't speak myself. Continue.

Okay. Talk about the bu. Okay. in 2022. Her birthday party was bejewals themed. Her birthday was bejules themed. And so Kennedy kept saying, bejewels, bejules. I invented bejules.

You did invent bejules. And I was like, she's bejules. And we were obsessed with midnight. Like, we were blasting bejoled for her. And like, you know, her middle name is Elizabeth. So she is Julia Elizabeth Mervis, gem, if you pronounce it. And so gem, like bejeweled. Yeah, she's bejeweled, like a gem.

So anyway. And so Kennedy then started, Kennedy then started saying like, oh, well, it's Be Ken. Yeah. And Be Pa. It's but me. It's but Jake.

And then so, and then we got dinner with our friends, but Duncan and Bacol. Mm-hmm. And, um. And like how fun is it saying, butunk-a-dunk. Yeah, but-dunk-a-d-d-d-ha.

He, at dinner, we started calling him badunks. Mm-hmm. And so, like, Like it really caught on with, so Ken, like, was the really first one that sounds like, ah! But like that's, that's the one that really stuck it along with, because bejoules is already a song, so she's just bejules. It's not like adding to be. But can like stuck it and then bedunks really solidified it because we call him.

Nail in coffin. We call him bedunk and when we see him, we go, but dunk a dunk. Yeah. Like watch. Yeah. I saw badunked dunk last night at the Kings game. You did see badunkedunk speaking of. I'm going to call him in the chicken finger line.

And he was like, this is uncharacteristic. And I was like, really? Okay. Then I bought him a beer. Okay, hold on. Badunks. Badunks. Hey.

Badunk-a-dunk. Badunk-a-dunk. What's up? We miss you so much, but-dunks. I miss you guys, too. Okay, you're on therapist. You want to say hi to the pussies? Am I actually on it?

Yeah. Um, yeah. If you're down. Hi, pussies. Okay. We were just telling them how we call you badunks. I love it. It's great.

We call him bedanks, but dunkadoodle. But don't get to doodle. Okay. Go on, girl. Give us nothing. Bye. Bye.

Is he coming to dinner? Honestly, after that interaction, I don't know if he's welcome. Yeah, you're right. He's nothing. Okay, but long story short, he's badunk. Sorry, he's badonks. Badunkadoodle.

Badunkadoo. Badunk adonka do. And yeah. And then there's, and then I would say that's where the buzz really thrived. Yeah, for sure. I don't, what other bees do we have? Well, there's like, I'm besleepy. Oh, yeah, besleepy was crazy.

I'm bit tired. We used to, like, really speak that way. But then we started. Yeah, I'm bespeaking. Yeah, bespeak now. And then, like, when we say, like, Julia's name or Kennedy's name and we nim it, it's it's not J, it's B.J or BK. Mm-hmm.

For Bejouled or Biket. Mm-hmm. So like BJ, what are you doing today? And we call my mom BJ Senior. Yeah, because my mom's name's also, well, her name's Julie, but Jules. So we call her BJ Senior. We do. Well, we do.

Well. Kennedy, yeah, where were we? What were we talking about? I was interrupting you about something. Oh, we were talking about. It was the night with the mission. Okay, so if you guys can take your minds back to what we were talking about when we were slaking. Yeah.

When I was taking- Our first time slaking. Yes. First Slake. Uh-huh. It was a maze. Um, I got Jake in the Uber. We're like, bye girlies, by patrols, by Pape.

We're leaving. We're leaving. So. We're going to the next bar. We did. We showed up. We walked in the door and the guy like met us at the door. Oh, it was such a good feeling.

Sorry. I'm so excited to Slake tonight. Me too. I'm so excited. I'm shaking of excitement. I also had so much caffeine. We like really had like such a good night. Yeah.

Such a good night. this bar called Tenets of the Trees. It was everything. It was everything. We had so much fun. And I'm sure this is like any Soverlake's like worst nightmare hearing. Oh, for sure. Silver Lake is like causing an earthquake and like shutting down the highway.

They're like, oh God, like the west side girlies have discovered. Yeah. Like. But we have. But we have. And we love it. It stays open so late. You get to shimmy like judgment free zone.

Like, oh God, I just love it. Yeah. I mean, in our minds it was a JFJ or JFC. Judgment free zone Judgment. JFZ. I thought you said C. No. It was like just for curiosity.

Damn. Where were we? Well, we were just talking about our night, how we're excited. We were so excited. Why did like Badunk give me nothing? Yeah, I'm kind of like still thinking about that. It's like giving me anxiety.

Don't be anxious about it. I mean, it's not giving me real anxiety because it's bedungs, but like I'm still getting anxious. Oh yeah. The reason why we're here, back to it's because it's hard for Kenan you to talk about, but no, I'm the- I'm the least emotional one of the friend group. So, like, it's true.

Right now, IDRC. Like, I'm so sad. No. Okay. No, like, I mean, like, I know. Like, I'm trying to make you feel better. No, I know. I obviously care.

It's so hard for me to talk about. Like, seriously, like, I haven't even admitted that it's real. Until, like, probably yesterday I came home from crying. If we talk about it with Julia or Peyton, like, they'll cry. Like, I don't cry at most things. So, like, I'm not going to make you uncomfortable. No. Which I, like, kind of appreciate.

Yeah. You know, it's like nice. But, like, when we're drunk, I will. Like in the car. Oh, that was crazy. Did we talk about that? No, I gave Kennedy a really long speech in the bar. It was so cute.

We were in the car with like 10 people. And Jake and I were crying in the corner. We were crying. Was I crying? You were just like, shit. Like, maybe your eyes were wet. Yeah. You guys, I really have an issue where I can't cry.

I know. Do you wish you could? Sometimes, yeah. Yeah. The last time I cried was. It's kind of so therapeutic to like let it out. The last time I cried was over . Really?

In 2019. It's a long time ago. Yeah. I'm like really. I know. And we can say his name because I'll just bleep it. Yeah. Bleep.

Yeah. Yeah. I cried real tears that day, but it was really funny. Damn. Damn is right. Wait, did you cry after your... No, I was like kind of, I was just kind of like what WTF just happened. That was so crazy that I was in town for that.

That is like the foreshadowing of like we were meant to be soulmates, soul sister's best friends. Oh my God, you guys. Basically what Kennedy was whispered monstering about is that she was in town when I lost my burr, But virginity. Yeah. So I was visiting USC. Uh-huh. And I just hopped on the scene and I was like meeting all Pace friends.

And I was like, oh, these are my girlies. And then Jake, like, disappeared on a rogue adventure and came back and was like. Yep. I was like, wait, I just lost my VG. Yeah. And I was like, whoa. This is a tent pole moment in your life. And I'm here.

And so was Justin Bieber's album, Justice. Yes. Which was amazing. I'll settle for the ghost of you. I'll miss. You miss you more than life. More than life. And if you can't be next to me, huh?

Your memory is ecstasy. What? I miss you more than life. I miss you more than life. We do that all the time. We sing all the time. We're always besing. We're always besing.

I'm really excited for dinner tonight. I wish I was a singer. I know. You would be a great B-sang. I'd love to go on tour. Sorry, is the B bothering you guys? Yeah, maybe we should stop. Are we over B-A?

I always think it's funny. Oh. Wow. Thanks, Louise. Thanks, Louise. Neutral. Okay. I think it's really funny.

It's kind of like our thing, too. Before we, so we need to get into our first section, the first segment. I honestly just like have been like forgetting to do it this entire episode. Right. Therapist. Yes. What do you pissed off about this week? Oh, my God.

What? You know how about our apartment at like, rains inside. Yeah. So our elevator, when it rains, like the elevator, it rains in the elevator. So you can't use it. So I can't get anything down to my car. So I'm like sweating, like trying to carry things.

It's like really bad. How are you, are you shipping stuff to New York? Yeah. Well, I'm like so excited for this chapter for you. Oh. I know you're sad, but aren't you a little excited? I'm excited. It's bittersweet.

That's what I say. Like you're going to live in New York. That's like insane to think about. Like, what am I going to do this? there. I miss New York. I guess I'm going back soon. Yeah, in like two weeks. And then Louise and I are also, this would be a beauty of now planning a trip for like what, first weekend of April? Love. Let's do that. Yeah. I'm excited for that. And then I, the last time I was in New York, I think was, oh, Zach's wedding. Yeah. No, that's absolutely not true. No, you were just there last week. Oh, for Tommy

Hill figure. Yeah. I forgot about that. Right. And I think I was there before that too. No, I absolutely was not. No, I don't think so. So that's what you're therapist about. What I'm therapist about is my self-diagnosed bipolar disorder. Yeah. What's going on? I don't know. Why?

Okay, this is like something that's been happening. And you guys have probably seen like the peripherals of it if you're, you know, watching the stories. But Jake's been like spiraling. Yeah. Like a lot. Like out of the ordinary. Okay.

Like we just like get these messages and they're the most like insane thing I've ever seen. Have you read them back? No. Oh, you should. They're bad. Like, you have been, like, so manic. It's really not good. We've had this, like, dinner reservation.

Speak on it. And Jake made it without telling you. This dinner reservation is fucking cursed, by the way. Cursed. And we are going tonight because we're going. We're going, Jake. Don't worry. We're attending.

But the issue. is the dinner reservation. I don't communicate. You don't. You made the plan. By yourself. And then got really mad because me, we had plans last weekend, a separate dinner plan. And you just, we told you about it.

We told you about it. And then you disregarded it and made a separate plan and didn't consult anyone. And then freaked out when we couldn't attend your secret plan. It was mainly. You were like, me, br, mar, ma'am, ma'am, like, being so insane in the group chat, and I was just like, I can't. And you guys, the same thing happened tonight. Same exact, rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat, you use the same words.

You were being, like. It was really bad. And so I said, I sent. I was working and doing things, and my phone is like, zz, should I, should I read them? And you're like, are you guys serious? Should I read a couple highlights? Okay. Let me read the notes apap apology I have written.

Okay. That was co-drafted with his therapist Who called him Regina George Hi guys I'm really sorry for the way I've been acting lately I was talking to my therapist And I need to take responsibility I get easily triggered

Because of everything that happened in high school And I know And I know I need to work through that And I'm sorry I take it out on you guys It's no excuse But I just have a serious fear of people leaving me and I love you guys and really don't want you to leave. So then I get angry as a defense mechanism to stop it,

and I'm really sorry. Kennedy responded. I responded first. To break the ice because Julia left the judge. Kennedy responded. Kennedy responded. Hold on. I need to find this.

Kenny responded, love you, Jake. Sorry for delays. I'm having a busy work morning, but appreciate you saying that's love you. so much. And Peyton goes, we love you. This seriously can't keep happening. Yeah. Oh, the craziest part was- And Peyton said, like, that was really not okay. Worse than last week. And Julia said, and then Peyton said, over-b-b-h again. It's like so crazy. It's so crazy. What? No, it's crazy. Oh, it's crazy.

It's crazy. Oh, it's crazy. So, yeah. Anyway, that's something. than to be therapist about. Yeah, my mania. Wait, I was about to say something to regarding my mania, and I literally forgot. I derailed you. No, it's okay. But I had to tell them the truth.

It was about the restaurant that we're going to tonight. I can't believe we're going. What are you going to get to drink? I don't know, but I'm deaf drinking now. At first, I wasn't going to drink. I hate when you do that. I just don't like when you do that. Tell me.

Yeah, well, like, just drink. Have a cocktail. It's a Friday night. You're 24 years old. Have a cocktail. I agree. I agree. Why are we like panicking about that?

Julian and I really panic. You do. It's crazy. Just like relax. Like it's not that serious. And we don't have to go out tomorrow. Everything is so serious. It's really not.

It's really not. Like nothing. Oh, can you explain to the pussies? Sorry, enough about us fighting. Yeah. Now let's talk about us spending. I with the old and with the nail. Spending time together.

What do we do every Sunday? We have Junday. What's Junday? Junday is when I hang out, well, it's not about me. When we all hang out with Jake, Julia, and John are Jays. And so we call it Junday. J-D-D-D-D-A. And then there's John-D-A, which is Monday.

Yeah, and actually that originated because of the long weekend last weekend. Yeah. And so it's John-D-A-Y-O-N-D-A-Y. And then, like, very rarely we'll get a jatter-day. We'll very rarely get a jatter-day. Because, like, he's usually with his first. Yeah, and like being and doing his job thing. Yeah.

Okay, well, I guess maybe we should finally get into the tummy what's wrongs. I'm down. Okay. So, enough about us. Are the numbers? Are there any numbers in this or just on this? Okay, then you know what? Maybe we should call a few pussies.

Let's jingle. Hello? Hi, it's Jake. What? Jake Shane. Jake Shane? Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, can you accept?

I can't see you. Hi. Hi, you guys. Wait, were you actually? Your nails are so cute. Hi, Corp, Courtney, Hope, and Molly. Wait, I love you guys. Are you guys pre-gaming to go out?

I knew you were pre-gaming. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, I'm jealous. You guys, you're loyal pussies. No, wait, I'm with my best friend, Kennedy. Say hi. You can do whatever you want

Okay, do you want to say hi to the pussies You're on therapist right now Do you want to say hi to the pussies? Should we do one more? They were so lovely I love them And they're pre-gaming, like epic energy That one was so fun now

And her friends were so fun Do you think they're in college? They are, of course, in college Oh my God, of course They had a key around their neck I saw Oh, damn I loved them

Obsessed with them Okay, well that was so fun That made me laugh so hard I'm like in such a good Friday giggly mood I know. And we're going to slake now. We're going to slake. And it's going to be amazing.

We're going to pregame. Just like they did. We're going to pregame just like they did. Okay, well, should we get into the tummy what's wrongs? Yes. You know, I've, like, honestly been forgetting about them lately. Yeah. Why?

Because I've been so into the phone calling. Yeah, I do like the phone calling. Super fun. Mm-hmm. Okay. My guy best friend kissed me this weekend after we confessed feelings for each other. I later recognized I do not, in fact, have feelings for him and was just confused. The kiss was bad.

and now I don't know how to tell him. Kennedy, I'm going to let you take the reins with this one. Oof, okay. This is tough. Okay. That was like a roller coaster. I was so excited for them. It was like friends to love her story arc.

Right. And then bam. Done. Nothing. Right. It's tough with the guy best friend. Like there are lines of sometimes you're like, oh my gosh. I think I love this person.

But it's like, it's just because you're friends. Like it's just friendship. Right. Like sometimes I'm like, oh my God, I love Peyton so much. It's just like she's my best friend. Right. Doesn't mean I should like kiss her. Yeah.

So there's like a level of comfortability That makes you, yeah It sounds like she was drunk. Like a little bit of like a drunk night. You want to test the waters and then like the water's super cold. The water's super cold. Ice cold. Oh,

She doesn't know how to tell him. I don't know if you should unless he brings it up again, but like he's obviously going to bring it up again. Yeah, because you're friends and you probably see each other a lot and like you hang out. Maybe just be like, oh, that's so awkward. Tisa. Tisa, that is so awkward. I just feel like this is why.

I say all the time, I'm not drinking this weekend. We always do shit like this. And they do too. Do we? Last weekend, I'm going to be honest with all of you, was the darkest weekend of my life. I mean. That hangover was, I've never had a hangover be so unfunny.

We didn't go to sleep. Like we were like, we woke up like. No gas in the tank. Like nothing was funny. Yeah, it wasn't. Like, it just wasn't. No, because I was like, tired and like yeah it wasn't it but we had so much fun does it do you find it hard to like switch

segments yeah i find it hard too because now i'm just talking i now i want to talk to courtney again yeah she was so amazing oh i love court okay wait we should probably get back to this girlie oh fuck sorry okay okay i just it's a it's a rock and a hard place like i don't know like i don't know like i don't know You want to be honest, it's when you're good friends. The right thing to do, the proper response to this would be ignore the situation until it, A, goes away or B comes back around again and revisit it then. And then if you want to think, how should I, what should I do when I do revisit it then? You just kind of have to say. You tried something.

You both, like, put yourselves out there. Like, I don't know. You live and you learn and you're both going to get past it. And, like, maybe it was awkward for him too. Yeah. You don't know how he's feeling. So true. Like.

So true. Okay. So how do we help? I don't. What do we prescribe for this? I know. I'm like out of loss of prescriptions. I'm trying to think of like there must be something where like the guy.

Fuck. Okay. I'm really, I'm thinking. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Rub the temples. I'm almost there.

Okay. Ow. Something about. Like we tried it Maybe kind of like when Blair and Dan Get together I was jumping gossip girl That's where my head was

Because they all like are switching around And they're all still friends They're like family And like Blair and Dan end up hooking up And they're like oh this is weird Or I'm pretty sure they dated for a second They did So okay well I'll put it to be gossip girl

I agree like life Do it for the plot type of vibe Like you know It's fine We're young like Things happen And friendship survive Okay

Right. Now that we're done with this question, friendships do survive. They do. They do. If they're meant to be. Yeah. And ours is. Yeah. Now that we're done with that question, I want to talk about my impending nose job.

What? So I have a deviated septum and I'm not just saying that. I was listening back to this interview I did with Forbes. And my nose, you could hear the whistle throughout my, could you hear that, Louise? Have you ever listened to that interview? Not an interview, but you do. Let's just like do it for a second, ready? Oh, yeah.

When we have sleepovers, I hear it. That's a deviated septum. I think. I think I should get it. Like, well, I don't know about that, but I would like to get the septum. What is that called? Undeviated. Undeviated.

I'm serious. My voice is so nasally. You know what, Louise, that's what we're going to do this week is I'm going to make an appointment with a doctor. A doctor. A bad doc. A baddock, a doc. Speaking of it, I'm. as badunk.

Same. Badongka-dong. Badongka-don. Bad-k-don. Oh, and Ba'al. Ba'al. How did we not even get there? How did we forget about Ba'al?

Oh my God, Ba'al. B-A. And be pissed. Like, we always say be-pest. Did I just make that up? You made it up. You made it up. First time I'm here to this.

All right. Well, let's go to the next one. What do I do if I have a boyfriend, but I also have a work boyfriend? I have feelings for my work, boo, and I know that he feels the same way back. Mind you, he also has a girlfriend that hates me because she knows. Are we just hoes or should we link?

Well, girl, you probably shouldn't link. You shouldn't link. Don't shit where you eat. Yeah, what does that mean? Don't shit where you eat. Don't hook up with work people. Really? Believe that?

Yeah. Work is work, life is life. You agree? Do you think that? I honestly, it's a strong temple of my belief system. Okay. I just think, like, why do that to yourself?

Yeah. You're at work to work and make a living and, like, focus on work things that aren't, like, kissing people and, like, you know, I feel like it's just distracting. It's recipe for disaster, honestly. Yeah. And you guys don't probably like each other. You just like that it's, like, forbidden fruit. It's also kind of like when you go on a trip with someone and suddenly they start to become attractive.

100%. Or when you're at the airport and you're like, damn, that boy is so cute. Yeah, but it's just because you're at the airport. And he's the only one your age. Yeah. Fuck. I'm, like, so excited to go to the airport. And I know that sounds so crazy.

But, like, I get, like, so... I, like, love my airport sweats. I love my airport poetry. I love my airport poetry. Like, it's such a vibe for me. My, like, one year ago today was me picking you up at your old apartment and carrying your big suitcase into my car. Like, I miss traveling.

I miss traveling. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you have to come out to L.A. for the live show in Irvine. Yeah. When's out again? May 1st. May 1st.

Okay, period. Well. Well, I'll be here. Well, now that you're going to be gone and stop me if, like, you don't want to talk about this. Okay. Like, just literally say stop. Okay. Can we just talk about how much I love your boss here?

Yes, we can talk about it. Yeah. Can I say her name? Yeah, say her name. But Joyce. But Joyce. I love Kennedy's boss. So much.

Can you tell them about like our love? Yeah. So my boss is like thebom.com and she. Her name's Joyce and we call her but joyce. Yeah. And she like I'm but Joyce and you're began. Yeah. And she like is down for like a work face time.

Like she's like down to life. Such a vibe. She made us such a good environment for you. Yeah. Like you'll look back on LA and be like I loved my boss. I loved my friends. I loved my job. Yeah.

And I loved my girls. Exactly. Those are like all two different variations of the same thing. Yeah. But like I love it all. Yeah. And that's exactly how I feel. Love you, but Joyce.

Feeling so lucky. I'm so excited to give Joyce a shout out. I know, me too. I feel like she'll be really excited. Yeah. But Joyce. Bejoice. Bejoice.

Bejoice. Bejoice. Bejoice. Yeah. So anyway, she's amazing. Loves Jake. Loves my friends. And I saw her out of work event once.

Yeah. And I ran up to her and I was like, she was like, I'm Bejoice. I think she said, I'm Bejoice. And you were like, Like, I'm a Jake. Yeah. And then you can send me a selfie. Oh, I love her so much.

Love her so much. So, like, that's an amazing, like. Life on friends. Yeah. Okay, so what do we... Mentor-for-Eves. What do we prescribe this girl? Oh, my God.

The girl who wants to get with her colleague. Yeah. Well, um... Can I prescribe you... No, that doesn't make sense. Can I prescribe... I know this relationship ends up... No.

Set it up. Have you seen that movie on Netflix? It's about like these two like power CEO vibes and both their assistants are like drowning in work. And they think that their lives would be a little easier if their bosses had a significant other. So they like set them up and it goes like it kind of burns in flames and they don't end up together. Oh, that's a perfect prescription kind of date. So like just you shouldn't do that. Yeah.

It'll burn in flames. Don't set it up. Don't set it up. Okay. That's what we prescribe. Yeah. The whole I don't chase, I attract thing is not working for me anymore. How do I get a boyfriend dash Amy?

Hi, Amy. Oh, sometimes Ken and I are really in unison and that was just one of the times. That was bad. Should we do it again? Hi, Amy. I'm so sorry that the chase, you don't chase you attract thing isn't working for you, but that's because I think you're still chasing. Yeah.

And I think you're trying to force it in a way that it's not like authentic. Like you got to believe it. Yeah. You got to look in the mirror. Okay, also like Jake and I are both single. Yeah. Let's, let's start there. But like we chase.

But we say we don't chase. We attract, we attract. But we chase. I mean, you attract. I chase pretty hard. Yeah. I run in circles.

I don't really know what's happening with me. I mean, it's a reason why we're slaking tonight is because I'm chasing. Not attracting. Yeah, you're chasing. And then what I think I'm like not chasing and I'm like technically chasing

because like I'm attracting with the purpose of same. Exactly. Do you know what I mean? Yes. Like, it's not authentic. You're, you're pretending. You're saying the words, but you're not walking the walk. I prescribe girls on HBO. Okay, love. It's me, Shosh. We prescribe girls in every episode. Every single time. Like, maybe a song. There's got to be a song. Just like magic. Ariana Grande. What's that about? I don't know that one. Just like magic. I don't know. Okay. So Louise is, Louise is speaking in from the sidelines to prescribe you just like magic by Ariana Grande.

Because I've been told I prescribe girls too much. Yeah. And also, I think what about like a good, get on the mantra TikTok, like talk to your phone, be like... Oh, can we, should we tell the story? Yeah. About Payton and when she did that to her phone. When she talked to her phone and then she got what she wanted? Yeah.

Yeah. So Payton, Kennedy, Julia. I think we were Brett. Payton. We were all at the farmer's market. And this really, really, really hot guy walked by us. And I think he was wearing, what was, was he wearing like a turt and tea? Gray sweats, right?

Gray sweats. Super, like, super basic outfit. And Peyton was like, how the fuck am I supposed to find this guy? She speaks into her phone. So that her riah here. So her riah hears. She goes, man, Brentwood Country, Brentwood Farmers Market, Gray sweats, brown hair. Brown hair, tall.

Tall. Brentwood. Brentwood, Brentwood, Grace sweats, Grace sweats, and sure as fuck, he showed up on Hariah. First one up there,

four hours later. Yep. Insane. Insane. So get on like manifestation TikTok. They'll give you some good tips. Yeah, and speaking,

yeah, just speaking to your, if you're not. Speaking to existence. Yes, say to your phone, manifest, manifest. Yeah, you should do that. Well, what did we prescribe them? Louise's song.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And a journal. Would these X stop you from talking to someone who, oh, this is so fun. This is like a game. Oh, my God, love. Oh, it's her life. It's her life.

though. Oh, I didn't realize. Would these icks stop you from talking to someone who is about a 7.5 out of 10 attractiveness-wise. Ready? Ooh. Fuck. Damn. Number one has an Android. I would, that would halt my behavior.

Yeah. Like, if they have any, like, one, if that hasn't, like, it would just be hard for me to text in green. And like, that's just. I agree. I don't care. The aesthetics's not there. Yeah.

I don't care about your phone. Your phone can be whatever the fuck you want. I think the way Apple's got people. people is that I am addicted to eye message. My nose is so itchy. Damn. I can't stop. Have you noticed the entire episode?

Yeah, you had a booker before we started. Not anymore. Yeah. I'm on BD. Booker duty. You are on BD. Number one has an Android. Yes, that would stop me from talking.

Send me out the door. Yeah, same. Like the only person I know that has an answer. What's the next thing? We're really stuck on the Android. Yeah, sorry. Two. Get that.

Played the guitar for it. Two. played the guitar for me and saying, not well. God. Oh, no. This guy has a crime. This guy has no redeeming quality.

Three, prefers to text on Insta, then snap our messages. Well, why do you think that is? It's because he has an Android. It's because he has an Android. And he's like stuck in middle school. Doesn't, four.

Oh, there's more. Oh, God. Doesn't have a TV or watch any kind of movies or TV. We can't prescribe anything to this guy because he's helpless. Except you have to stop talking to him. Five, was wearing the same shirt that he posted on Insta when we hung out. Ooh, that's an ick I didn't even know I had.

Wait, wearing the same shirt. Oh my God, that makes me sick to my stomach. Wait, can you say that again? I'm having trouble. Like, he obviously has like two Instagram photos. And when she hung out with him, one of the shirts in said Instagram photo was the shirt he was wearing on the date.

Wow. That part. Because he's definitely like, this is my good shirt. Yeah. Which is like an ick I didn't know I had. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I can't.

I'm sorry. Also, like, is he in, like, eighth grade? My sister doesn't have people's phone numbers anymore because they just Snapchat. Well, he doesn't Snapchat. He only instant messages because he has an Android. Because if he were to Snapchat, then he would Snapchat and you would, you could tell when you type on Snapchat that it's an Android. Right. Instagram is the only safe place for Android users.

Yeah. Seriously. Damn. Okay. Barely, if you Instagram story, that's how I know. I know. That's how I know it, too. So, yeah.

So I'm going to prescribe him an iPhone. I'm just going to be real. Yeah, but we're not, we're talking to her. Oh, I prescribe her to stop talking to him. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yes. And say that shit with your chest.

And be your own fucking best friend. Say that shit with your chest. Keep it in the snacks. Yes. And. Wow. Wow. We're so talented.

Okay. I'm the co-worker fucker. I told him I wanted to get... That's really full circle. Yeah, we're back. We're back. I told him I wanted to keep seeing him and he said yes. I feel like he's basically in love with me, not going to lie.

Now the motherfucker is acting weird. Because don't shit where you eat. Agreed. Now you have to see him every day. And that sucks. Why would you do that to yourself? But, you know what? Sometimes the thought of the dick.

It'll take you places. It'll take you places. They didn't want to go. I prescribe the office. Yeah, good. Love. Should we do more? Yeah.

Okay. I've been seeing this guy for about four months now, and I'm 18, and he just turned 20. Okay, I feel like that's a fine wage gap. Fine. Right? Yeah. Totally. It's gotten pretty serious, and he even told me he loved me.

I let him meet my parents, and they love him. Well, I ended up Googling his name one day, and it came up that he's a convicted felon. No. Damn. Damn. My parents don't want me to see him anymore. Valid. Valid.

But I still love him and have been seeing him behind their back. Help. Well, stop. Yeah. But I do have a prescription. Okay. Really quick. Fuck, what book was it?

It's a book. Oh, this is our first book we're prescribing. Ring the bell. Ring the bell. Seriously. Yes. We're reading. Okay, we're ringing.

Okay. Wow. My arm hurts. Sorry, my egg hurt. My ears hurt because it's ringing so loud. Okay, your eggs hurt. My nipples hurt. Do you remember when my nipples started bleeding the other day?

No. Okay, continue. Sticky boobs before the PCA's. Yeah, guys, if you want to know about my breasts, it says we knew that they were a pee problem before the PCAs. So Louise ordered sticky boobs for me to put on. Yeah. And like. And I eventually ended up just doing a T-Share.

shirt because someone said the sticky boobs would make it look like more breasty I feel like yeah like I have breasts it would like give like bra like actually like bra but like in the end I needed a bra yeah so like no one one are they were like fresh for milk in anyway what were you saying it's called heart bones by Colleen Hoover and it is literally about the same thing like every book is written by Colleen Hoover every book I've ever read yeah but it's called heart bones it's amazing it's like literally about the same thing. She falls in love with this guy. Well, spoiler.

Hope you're not reading heart bones. But it's similar to this. Let me tell you. So we're prescribing heart bones. Yeah. And also like maybe listening to your parents. Yes. Always listen to your parents.

Most of the time. Always. The call is coming from inside the house with this one. My friend only talks about herself and says the same things over. Over and over. It gets so annoying. Whenever I try to bring up my son. or something about me,

she changes the subject and ignores me. I can't speak on this because I am your friend. So, in my experience, you have to just tell this person what you need from them. Like, if I need a friend who might be like similar to yours, you just have to tell them. You have to boss them around. You have to tell them what they're doing is unacceptable.

Yeah, like for what works with me, they're like, you're not listening to me right now. And I'll be like, you have to listen. Yeah. And they'll listen. Yeah. So we prescribe. Authority.

Wait. Therapus, like my podcast. Oh, yeah. And maybe the episodes with like. Do you see how I just made that about myself? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the, um, maybe the episode with like, Jules and P. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great one. Because they put, they check you. They check me. They do.

Check. Me. Say that shit with your check. Me. Okay, let's sing a song before we leave. Also, what did we learn today? Because I learned that you're going to... I learned that like I'm actually really excited.

Like, while I'm so sad that you're moving to New York, I'm really excited for you. That's what I learned. Thanks, Jake. I learned so much. I learned... Well, I guess I already knew that. Sorry.

I learned to stop interrupting you. That's a good one. I guess it's a learning and progress situation. Yeah. Your turn? A lip. Learn in progress. Yeah, it's a lip. That's a lip.

Okay, well, what did you learn? I learned that people need to stop hooking up with their coworkers. Yeah. Should we, do you know the words to I quit drinking yet by Kels? Or not yet. We used to be. Yeah, wait, I just have to pull them up. Yeah.

Do you know every lyric? Yeah. Okay, so we're going to sing I quit drinking by Kelsey B. by Kelsey B. Obsessed with her addicted. Okay. I played this song in the car for Jake and it like kind of changed lives. Okay, ready?

Yeah. We used to be the life of the party. Body to body, dance the night away. Drink to fuck. I feel like we should do one that I know. Okay. The climb? Yeah.

I can almost see it. That dream I'm dreaming. But there's a voice inside my head saying, Kenny don't leave yet. Every step. I'm taking. Every move I make feels lost with no direction. What?

My faith is shaking. But I got to be strong. Just keep pushing on. Because there's always going to be another mountain. I'm always going to want to make it move. What? Always gonna be an uphill battle. Yes, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose and go.

Turn how fast I get there. Ain't about what's waiting on the other side. What? It's the club. Keep on moving. Keep climbing. Keep the faith, baby. Two, three, four, go.

It's all about, it's all about. The climb Keep the faith Keep your faith Yeah Do you guys like it? Headphone users Are you okay?

Yeah, you're both tomatoes Sometimes Jake and I Also like make up dances Yeah, we do make up dances You kind of probably saw it But like if we're standing up we could do a little We could do a little A move and a shake

Okay, well everyone Zoom in on Ken Come here, girls. And say your final parting words to the pussies before she leaves for New York. And like what the pussies have meant to you while you've been in L.A.? Because I feel like the Pussies have really changed your life as well.

They are pivotal. Yeah. And my L.A. experience. And I think it's been so cool to be along for your journey. And like, it's just so special to see you shine and to like see how everyone, like, loves to watch you shine. And it's just so amazing.

Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to cry. No, don't cry. I can't cry and then it'll be awkward. That would be awkward. Yeah. I almost just started crying, okay. My words to you are, I will literally say you once a month. Yes.

But like, I don't have words yet because I don't know what life's going to be like without you. Oh, I don't know what life's going to be like without you guys. Like, every single day, coming, like, it could be a good day, a bad day. And, like, we just have the best friends in the world. And it's so lucky. We all hang out. We love to hang. But we're going to be be FaceTiming a lot.

Yes. And I'm going to FaceTime you so much. One of our best traits is our ability to text frequently for better or for worse. Right. We're but texting. Do you want to give a final goodbye, Pussies? Yes. I love you guys.

Thank you for having me on. And you guys just like you bring the vibe and the spark and all the fun. So. Well, Pussies, say goodbye to Kennedy. but you will see her when I bring therapist to New York hopefully soon. Therapus in the city. Therapus in the city. And oh, your session's up.

I'm so sorry, pussies. I love you so much. I will see you next week.