Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 12: Josh Richards

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

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Hi Pussies and welcome back to Therapus. Shout out all you guys in the chat. I love you guys more than anything. We are making this earlier for you guys because everyone, I feel bad. I feel like I'm making everyone stay up so late. Like there's some people that are like, it's literally what I am where I am and I feel so bad. So like I don't know what time exactly this is about to air, but it's going to be earlier. While I have you, obviously there's a few things we need to discuss.

Number one, Beyonce just revealed her cover art for Cowboy Carter. Did you see? Like, Beyonce's coming for blood in a way that I don't think many people understand. Like, I think people understand that Beyonce's about to come for blood, like, as she always does. But, like, Beyonce, like, notoriously gets robbed every single year at the Grammys for Album of the Year. And I don't think, I don't think she's accepting that this time.

I think Cowboy Carter is, like, really, really coming for blood. And I think she's, like, taking no prisoners. Like Beyonce's hit country music and it will never be the same is my opinion on what's about to go down. Also, Ariana Grande reposted me on her story yesterday. Thank you, Courtney. Thank you, Ari. I DMed her a bunch of times. She obviously did not answer.

But yeah, that was pretty incredible. Thank you all to the pussies for all your support and boosting all my Arivids and, you know, liking and commentating. Now she's now she's seen the puss and hopefully. hopefully she'll come back for more. Third thing I wanted to talk to you guys about was that Lindsay Lohan is officially back and she's back and she means it.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, her new movie Irish Wish came out on Netflix this week and there is no comeback in this world. I root for greater than Lindsay Lohan's. I have been a Lilo fan since I was a toddler. And that is because my mom loves her. Like my mom was always like she's such a talented actress and I'm usually like,

I'm just like historically, like whatever my mom likes, I usually like, because she doesn't like a lot of stuff. And the fact that she liked Lindsay Lohan and was able to watch Lindsay Lohan movies with me as a kid was always really important to me. So I'm so happy that she's back. Like I, when I watched Irish Whist, like, I, what? When I watched Irish Wish, like, they do the credits at the very beginning and it says Lindsay Lohan. And like I got full body fucking chills. Like it reminds me of like when I watched the parents. Parent trap. What the fuck is happening today? And it says introducing Lindsay Lohan. Like,

it is so full circle. Like, seeing her do all this press. Like, she looks so good. She has a kid. And also, she could have chemistry with a fucking tree. Okay. Like, her chemistry with this lead guy in the movie is like, me and Matt were watching it. And we were like yelping. Like, we were actually sitting there yelping like, oh, fuck. Like, when like, okay, well, I'm not going to spoil it. But like, it's just like, please watch it. Like, I don't really have the words right now. But like, I'm so happy Lindsay Lohan is back. She is going to have her time on that Oscar stage.

I know it. She is so, she is such a natural born talent. She's such a natural born beauty. Like, I am rooting for Lindsay Lohan more than anybody else right now. Like, I love to see her win. And she's winning so fucking hard right now. And I'm so fucking pumped to see what else she's going to do. So like, Pussies, like, I prescribe to all of you, especially you pussy's in the chat,

like so we can talk. about it. Irish wish on Netflix. I think it's number one on Netflix right now. It's fucking Acha Amazing. Like it's seriously, it makes me want to go to Ireland, honestly. Also, Casey Musgraves released her album Deeper Well last week. Obviously, you know I'm fucking obsessed. I prescribe three songs to you all off of that album. Giverr slash Taker, the architect, and nothing to be scared of. Okay, those are the three best songs on the album. Casey's lyricism really shines on the architect. Her passion really shines on giver slash taker and she has a sick melody on nothing to be scared of. So those are the three songs I prescribed to you off that album because

a lot of people are coming back being like, well, the album's boring, da da da da, no, no, no, you have to listen, okay? I wrote a review about it. You can read it. It's on my Instagram. I also posted it on my TikTok. I'm in my review era. It's fucking incredible. Okay? So now, Pussies, we have our very, very first sponsor of the podcast. And I know you might be like, ew, sponsor. But you guys, this is built. This set is built in my backhouse independently. I got to get a little help where it's needed.

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No, no, no. For the pussies, we're going to give you a 20% off, okay? Because I wouldn't have it any other way. So American Eagle, we salute you. And we fly to you. Tonight, we have a very special guest for you guys. He goes by the name of Joshua Richards. And he is so hot.

Okay? He is so hot. And it was an honor to sit next to him. He is hot. He is funny. And he has unfortunately taken. But we get into that a little bit. His girlfriend is so lovely.

And yeah, I'm really excited for you guys to hear this episode. As always, submit, tell me what's wrongs to pass that push.com. If you want to leave your name number, you know I'd love to give you a call. Joshua Richards. We are here with Josh Richards. Hi, Josh. Hi, hi. Do you sing everyone's name or did you just do that for me?

No, just the straight guys. Okay, sick, sick, sick. I did it for Harry too, and I just, you know, I wanted to bring it back for you. Okay, well, thank you for doing that. Oh, thank you for being here. Of course. Am I sitting right?

No, it's therapy. All right, it's therapist. You can sit however you want. Okay, okay. Whatever is most comfortable for you in your cast. Oh, like comfortable here. Okay, I'm good. Which I actually would like to hear more about.

So I guess I've never introed a segment this fast, but I would like to talk therapist because why are you, what made you so, I mean, tell the story about your arm. Yes, yes. So I fractured my hand. I did this about a week ago. And it was done in maybe the most frat-like way you could do it. Okay.

And that was by punching a wall. So, yeah. I seriously, like, I love that for you. You're giving like so Nate Jacobs sometimes, and I mean that in the best sense of those. word okay all right do you not agree like that is so nj i'm like i'm serious like oh that's everything um did you punch it in your room in the kitchen and the bathroom i i went into my closet actually okay yeah yeah yeah it's a great place to punch a wall right that's what i thought too i mean did it go through

no i hit a stud yeah so that's why the were you like ow um the adrenaline was going a little bit when it happened right so um i didn't really think anything of it and i walked down sick and I started making coffee. And when I was making the coffee, I just was like, oh, my fingers not feeling great. And I've broken a couple bones. I just came off a broken ankle and heel from kicking a wall, actually. Damn, I think I'm in love.

No, I'm kidding. I didn't kick a wall. I fell. I, like, fell while playing volleyball and landed on it weird. You play volleyball? Yeah. Okay, continue. So, yeah.

I just kind of was like, this doesn't feel right. It's definitely broken. I've broken some bones, and I know how it feels, and went to the doctors. And I'm like, yeah, it's broken. Where was Gabby during all? this. Gabby was, I think Gabby was with my sister.

I love Gabby. Gabby, I love you. She actually told me that when I was going, like when I was leaving to come to this podcast, she was like, you need to express my love. No, like me and Josh's girlfriend Gabby, get along so weirdly well. Yeah. We really bonded. I don't even know where we met or how we met, but like I really love her.

You guys didn't mean for the first time at the. Allo thing? Yeah. No, we met multiple times before that. Okay, okay, okay. I think maybe the Spotify thing is where we met. That would it makes sense. And then I saw her again, and then I saw her again.

Yeah, it's like a bunch of little meetings. Yeah. You guys need to really just- We need to hang out. Yeah. I love her. Where did we first meet? Can?

Yeah, it was. No way. It was Ken. Did I tell you about how I lost my luggage? You did tell me that. Yeah. That was crazy. What would you have done if you were in my situation?

Would you have still gone on the trip? I think I would have. I would have just been doing a lot of daily purchasing outfits. That is so Nate Jacobs. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I did do, but I was too fat for, because the French are so skinny. I was too fat for anything.

And so I had a mental breakdown when I was actually shopping for my outfits because nothing fit me and my breasts just really showed through everything that I wore. Huh. I feel like you're not big at all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Like a skinny king, you know? Stop it. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. Yeah, I think you look fit. Like, you would describe me as skinny? Yeah, 100%. Like if someone was like, Jake. You'd be like Because like I'd be like skinny

Some people like to describe me as like stout That I have a really big chest Like boobs Who doesn't like big boobs? You know Some people Really? I think when men are looking for other men

Maybe they're not looking for like breasts in their face Oh okay Yeah I'm not usually in that like lane So I guess I wouldn't You know Yeah I understand that but I'm always looking for big boobs Oh well love

That for you I'd like to donate mine if possible. Okay. Oh my God. Well, what am I therapist about this week? Oh, so much. And a mental breakdown yesterday. I really, what's your star, time?

Aquarius. So you. That makes so much sense. You don't think so? I love, no, I just love how everything I've said has been so me or Nate Jacobs. Yeah. I just, I love it. I love it.

Because it is so you and it's so NJ, but seriously. Aquarius's are like so fun. They love a party. Do you like a party? I love a party. I love throwing a party more than I think going to other people's books. Ooh, what's your favorite party you've ever thrown? Um, I would say, there's like three that I would say come to mind.

There was one that we did for my 21st birthday that I thought was just a really good time. It was at Harriet's and was at the rooftop. I've been to a birthday party at Harriet's on the rooftop. It's great. It's really fun. And it's like you can. You can have a good amount of people, but it still feels kind of like an intimate party, which I liked.

And then honestly, I got to go with this year's birthday, too, was a lot of fun. I like the casino vibe. I think everyone had a lot of fun being able to come in, get like $1,000 in chips, and then you're getting to drink, dance. Wait, they actually gambled? Yeah, so we had like a poker table. We had blackjack. We had craps. We had a bunch of different games that you could go out and play.

So everyone's gambling, and then we gave away a cash prize at the end of the night for whoever had to do. That is so. So fucking fun. Yeah, it was really, it was really cool. Um, it was this, it was a random girl. I didn't even know her. I definitely wasn't the one that invited her to the party. But, uh, someone did.

And yeah, she walked away with some cash, so. How much? She walked away with like $2,500. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, it's like going to go party all night and then also make $2,500. Yeah.

That's a fucking amazing. That's a really good idea for a birthday party. I liked it. I liked it. The casino vibe was cool. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Damn.

What am I pissed about? How did we get to parties? Um, you asked about my star sign. I said I was Aquarius. Can you guess my? Aquarius, like to party.

I'm not good with Star Sign. What's Gabby's birthday? June 18th. Okay, so she's a cancer? Yeah. No. Is that a Gemini? Gemini? Is she a fun time, like a fun party too?

Yeah. Yeah. She's one of those people that can kind of like have fun doing anything. Yeah. Gemini. Okay. Okay. Are Gemini and Aquarius meant like to cross?

Like, are they compatible with each other or not? No. My page. I don't know. The only ones I know that are directly related to me. Like, I know Leo's and Scorpios like should not be together, but like they are always. Okay. I need to, maybe I need to do some research.

Also like a Pisces and in Ares. Okay, okay. Well, how is your day going aside from your fractured wrist? Oh, day pretty good was just in Austin. How was that? You're always at those businessy events. Yeah, yeah, we were, it was good. We did some, we did a really cool activation for Fallout.

So that. I saw that. I didn't, did cross-check pretty. Produce Fallout? No, we were just doing like, we were just doing like a trailer ad. So we did like a cool little video for that. That's going to be coming out soon. It might be out by the time this podcast is out. And then so we went down with Amazon. Our production company has a first look with Prime Video in the unscripted department.

So we were out there talking with them. And then I had a pickleball tournament. I also was playing in. So I had to go do all that. You're like such a business person. Do you remember that's the first thing I said to you? Yeah. Yeah.

But you know that was the first thing I ever said to him. I was like, wait, you're like really smart. You did say that. I was like, I'm like... As I was like drunk off my ass and can, like going crazy. I was like, wait, one of the things I admire most about you is how smart you are. He was like, thank you. But speaking of cross check, I wanted to talk about read the room, which if you guys don't know is Josh.

Or how would you describe it? Yeah, I would describe it as a sketch comedy show that we were really trying to find a way to merge the gap between traditional and social media. I think it's a world that's, you know, becoming one... Like they're just mixing. They're becoming closer and closer and kind of harder to separate. So with that, wanted to be able to produce some high quality content. That isn't just in like the 15 second line.

It's, you know, in that minute, two minute, three, four minute area. And then have full episodes out on YouTube. So yeah. Yeah, no, it's really, really funny. You guys should give it a, you guys should check it out. But I what, I didn't mean to ask. So what, because we were talking about this right before. But then I was like, wait, let's stop because I want to talk about it for the PEPod.

And I'm just wondering. So like, do you write it yourself? Do you write it with your friends, a team? does that work? Yeah, so we have a whole team that's on it. For the writing process, we brought in three writers, and then I'm in that room as well. So Xavier, Jared, and Chris, they're the three guys that come on and- Chris, manager, Chris? No, Chris Reineker is his name. Got it, got it. Jared Popkin and Xavier Phillips. So, yeah, those guys were amazing. They came on and really helped bring kind of my vision to life in the writing process. And then from there, you know, we go from that to then getting

ready to go find the location, go find the site, do those prep days, then we're doing casting, then we'd get into the sketch. And we'd go film that. That would usually take a day, a sketch. So it was a fun, fun process. It was a lot. I think when we go to do a second season or our next project, we'll definitely make sure we're done the writing process before we start the filming process.

Because you was saying you were writing as you were juggling so many balls. It was, it was ridiculous. My favorite sketch was the Airbnb. A lot of people love Airbnb. What's your favorite? What was your favorite to film? I think Airbnb DSM was definitely one of the favorites to film. I think having just, you know, a bunch of my friends in that sketch helped.

Yeah. We actually filmed that sketch twice, too. Really? We had, do you know who B. Huncho is, Blake Hooker? Yes. So he was originally the fourth guy. Wait, I don't know who got to. You don't know who that is.

You just live. Yeah. I do that sometimes, too. I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to, like, hold you accountable for that. I do that all the time. Someone will ask me if I know something else. I just panicked. Yeah.

I just panicked. I get that. I get that. He's a social media influencer. Got it. He does like comedy skits on TikTok and they're hilarious. I do comedy skits too, so. Yeah.

So you guys would get along. You guys would get along. But he was originally in it. The entire card got corrupt. So all the file got lost. We had to go and film the entire day all over again. Sadly couldn't be in that. How did you react when that happened?

It was, It was disappointing. Because, like, let me tell you something. I would have punched a wall. Yeah, see, that would have been a response. Actually, I would have killed myself. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Anywho, what did you do? I didn't kill myself. I'm still here. Yes, you're here standing there. Yeah, it was kind of just like, okay, we got to, we got to film another day. There was like no, like, we couldn't sit around and kind of get upset about it. We were moving so quickly.

We were trying to get all this stuff out by the date. We were saying we were going to release it. So it was kind of, kind of just a got a roll with the punches kind of thing. Damn. That is so Aquarius of you. Sorry, I lied again. I don't know if that's true.

But that is so honestly inspiring. And I think I need to take that as advice. Because can you imagine if that happened to me? I am. Josh is good at business. That's what I've been saying. Anyhow, have you heard Ariana Grande's new album? I haven't.

Are you a big Ariana Grande guy? Like, I wouldn't describe me as like the number one orionator. but like this album has definitely tapped into whatever part of my brain obsesses over her. Is that the fan base name? Yeah. There's Arianators. There's Arianators. There's Little Monsters. There's Katie Cats.

Little Monsters is for Lady Gaga, right? Yes, Josh. I don't know. Because Dave's a monster. Who do you think Dave's a little monster? Oh, he's a little monster. He's like really in tune with the stands. Yeah.

It's wild. He's also a Swifty. Big Swifty. Do you know what the Katie Cats are? Katie Perry's? Yes. Yeah. Okay, wait.

I'm trying to think. of Morristand. There's Arianators, Katie Katz, little monsters, Swifties. Beehive, right? The beehive,

yes. Look at me go, dude. The barbs. Yeah, that's Nicky Minajosh. Who else? What other fan...

The munchkins? Munchkins? That's Ice Spaces fan base. Is it? Yeah. The munchkins. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I think that's the case, right? And then who else is there's, um... Believers? Of the believers. The believers, obviously. Oh, Salinators.

So, Selena Gomez? Yes. Nice. That's Gabby. She's a salinator. Big time. Yeah, so it was my friend Julia.

Have you met her? Julia? Julia. I don't know if you met her. She's my best friend. Like I said, I'm bad with names. No, that's totally okay, but she's a big selenator. Okay, okay.

What else is there? Stan Twitter. Stan Twitter. That's all that I can name off the top of my head. Yeah, I don't got it anymore in the bank. I just know the beehive, the barbs and the Swifties are the scariest. But, you know, the ariotator's also low-key scary. Yeah.

I don't think you want to cross any of them. Now, we'll probably take this out, honestly. We don't even want to speak on their name. I don't even want to speak that on their name. Even if we're not saying anything bad, you just don't want to bring it up. Yeah, it's like, have you ever seen Divergent? Yeah. It's like the different factions.

Okay. That's what Stan Twitter is and, like, all the factions really need to live in peace. Huh. I kind of take it as like, you know, you can't say Voldemort and the Harry Potter world. You can't? Well, you're not supposed to. Do that? They sometimes do.

Okay. But it's like, you're not supposed to say his name because, you know, then you can, like, hear your whatever. That's how I feel about naming some of these fan bases. You just don't want to even bring them up. You just don't, you don't bring that into your life. Because it's all peace and love to all of them.

Yeah, it's always peace and love. Always peace and love, especially to the barbs who scare me the most. They'll, they'll dog to you. They'll, they'll talk to you. Yeah, I heard about that. They're nuts. My God. Well.

In a good way. Nuts in a good way. I love nuts. Kind of. Trial mix is great. Anyways, let's go to the next thing. What were even talking about? Did I say what I was pissed off about?

I don't think you did. You just kept saying you had something you were pissed off about. You had a mental breakdown. I had a mental breakdown. I forget what it was about, honestly. It was really, really bad, though. I... Do you ever have mental breakdowns?

Well, obviously. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think everyone does, you know? Yeah. I think people just handle them differently. Yeah. You punch a wall. Punch walls.

I scream. Some people scream. I scream. screaming. Actually, you know what I do? I shit talk. Okay. That's how I get like I get really aggressive into the shit talking and that's how I get my anger out. Yeah, you're venting. Yeah, I vent. That's a good thing. Great. Let's rebrand that. I vent. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's get into the tell me what's wrongs. And do you know what the tell me what's wrong? Tell me what wrongs are. Whoa. Do you know what the time of what's wrongs are? I'm sorry. Do I have a a speech impediment? No, you might be having a stroke, but you know my dad texted me that people who smoke a lot are

likely to have strokes and he sent me that while I was smoking. What a way to give you an anxiety tack. Yeah, and I finished the joint. Right mid-smoke? Yeah, how gnarly is that? How gnarly is that? You don't want to hear that to start off a little sash. No.

Well, do you know what the tell me what's wrongs are? No. Okay. So the pussy's right in and they basically tell us what's wrong. Yeah. And then we prescribe them a remedy. Okay. And you know about like the puss and stuff, right?

Yeah. Like the vagina? No. Joshua. Oh. Octopus, Joshua. No, like your fan base and everything. Yes, of course, of course, of course.

Yes. Tens up. They are the pussies for octopus. Get kegling. Yeah. So they write in and tell us what's wrong. And we prescribe them a remedy. Okay.

Puscribe, not prescribe. I saw you doing that. I thought maybe that was a speech impediment thing that was dragging on from earlier. But no, it wasn't. It was a play on words. It's a play on words. It's a play on the pun. I love it.

Therapist. Or I guess that isn't a play on pus. They're a pus. They're a pus. Pass that pus. The pussies. Puscribe. Aquarius.

Oh, this is Aquarius. Okay. Oh, this is Pesandra. Why she called that? Shut up, Pesandra. Pesandra has a big crush on you, but she didn't want me to tell you. Oh, shit. Pesandra.

Hey, she got, like, what, eight tentacles? We can get down a business. Pesandra's top. Oh, my God. She's so, stop it. Stop it. Do you want to sit with Josh? Okay.

Here you go. All right. All right. Let's get into it. Oh my God. Passandra's like freaking out. Okay. My long term boyfriend watches porn excessively and it really bothers me.

After extensive conversations about it, I caught, I caught him pain for OnlyFans behind my back. It affects our sex life and I feel like I've been betrayed. I get it. Am I overreacting or are my feelings valid? Let's hear it from you. All right. All right. I think subscribing to an OnlyFans is a whole different level.

I totally agree that's a whole different level it's not mindless porn you're no that's like that's like that's like you're like you got to think you know and you're like it's just more personal it's a little more personal you can message them yeah that's that's weird that's whack um so no overreaction there um and I also think no matter what if porn's affecting the sex life in the relationship then it's come too far I couldn't agree more what I did there come too far. Oh, that was amazing. Thank you. Thank you. That was amazing. Read the room.

No, but I just think, yeah, if it's going to affect your sex life, then it's not much of porn so you're horny and can pleasure your woman. I don't know. You heard it here first, you guys. But I agree. I think you're so valid. She's so valid. I'd be so fucking pissed off.

I think the once in a while porn, like, you can't really get mad about, but since he's watching this excessively, I'd be like, am I not good enough? Like, I definitely understand that. Yeah, if it's like, the addiction territory. Was it porn? Were you just?

Yeah, was that the like browsers startup right there? Yeah, it sounded like it. All right. But, um, yeah, I would prescribe like, you know those Jesus freaks who like ban porn? Yes. I would prescribe maybe like following one of them. Are you just talking about Mormons?

Oh, well, does, do, Mormons do not watch. You know what's so funny. Utah has porn ban. Do they really? You can't even look up porn in you. Are you serious? Yeah.

If I went on Wi-Fi and Utah. There's servers that, like, you will not be able to get on porn. Are you serious? I am so dead ass. Wait, that's so wrong. Well, they look at it as, that's right. Is it a Mormon state? You can't order alcohol there without any food either.

Like, you can't just go to a bar and get a drink. You would have to get food. At least that was my experience in Utah. When did you go to Utah? I went there for, uh, I went there like a couple months ago. For what? It was, um, why? Why am I?

Sundance. Sundance. Sundance. Wait, I'm gagged. Also, have you ever noticed that the different religions in the world are kind of like standbases? Yeah. Except we worship pop stars and they worship like Jesus. Like they idolize someone.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the same thing. It is very similar. Watch it in 200 years, standbases, like, it would be like, oh, I'm going to church. And like, you're going to go to church and just listen to Taylor Swift, like, think about Joe Alwin. Okay. Yeah, maybe.

They're all the same shit. I like how you're. less afraid to go after religion than you are to go after stands of pop artists. Yeah. Are you kidding? That's just what a world we're in. Because what's a Christian going to do? Tell me I'm going to hell. Yeah, probably. Yeah, and you know what a Barb is going to do? Docks my house.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Docs my house. That's true. That's true. That's what, that's the difference. They'll, they will vandalize your mother's grave and if she's still alive, they'll just vandalize her. Her. They'll call her. Stan's no, no bounds. No. But like I get it. Like I would consider myself part of the, like, consider, I'm a fucking Swifty.

Right, through, through. I believe Swifty. I see the Taylor Swift. Yes. Like, I'm a Swifty. That is the stand base that I would really, really attach myself to. That is, the God I worship is Taylor Swift. But, you know, I do like to dabble in different religions and different sandbases sometimes.

Like, right now I'm really getting down with the Arianators. Yeah. And it's really fun. Okay. Is Gabby a Swifty? I would say she likes Taylor Swiftie. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because how could you not? Yeah, how do you not? But, like, Dave is a Swifty. Yeah, I don't think, like, I think Gabby is more like a Salinator. Mm-hmm. Is that what it's called? Yeah, Salinator.

Selenator. Then she is a Swifty. Do you want to? Like, what are your favorite Selena songs that you guys listen to together? Uh, I don't listen to a lot of Selena Gomez. What do you listen to? I listen to Drake and Juice World. Mm-hmm.

I've been listening to Big X of Plug. I feel like, yeah, I'm kind of more in like the rap, hip hop. Yeah, I get that. I listen to a little bit of country. Okay. Like, you know, Zach Bryan. Like, I'm just going to say it. That is so Nate Jacobs of you.

Because he would deaf listen to country when he's alone and hip hop when he's with his friends. Yeah, that makes sense. That's kind of what I do. Exactly. Oh, anywho. I'm feeling really bad that your boyfriend's addicted to porn. And I totally understand the frustration in that because I would be really frustrated. I think this is a larger conversation because I would argue.

argue that like porn can become an addiction. Yeah. So like your boyfriend sounds like he needs actual help outside of this relationship. Yeah, I think so. Or like, just see if he can moderate the porn. Yeah, because don't be watching as much porn. Because if he's, if you haven't had the conversation with him either though. Right.

Like have the conversation. So what would I really prescribe? I would prescribe, okay, this is crazy and it might ruin your sex life for a minute. But have you ever seen the human centipede? Oh, where are you going with you? I would prescribe the human centipede Because it will really gross him out And maybe make him not want to watch porn for a minute

And then instead of going back into porn He'll go back into the sex life with his girlfriend And stop watching porn You know what I mean? I'm trying I'm trying to know what you mean It's like not to sound too graphic But like you know what?

No, it's okay, we don't need to go there You can go there Like you know when someone thinks about like Okay, in glee Yeah When Finn was trying not to come early, he would think about his mom getting hit by a car,

or a male man getting hit by a car. Right, okay. So, like, watching the human centipede will maybe give you that same effect. Okay. And you can just maybe be put off of porn for a minute. Right, yeah, I see the... Have you seen the human centipede?

What if it just puts them off of sex altogether now? Well, you know, his girlfriend will help him find that again. Okay, all right. All right, do that. Watch human centipede. Yeah, I'm going to prescribe the human centipede. And also, have you seen the South Park episode of the human centipede? Yeah, yeah.

It's a work of art. Yeah, that I've only seen, I haven't seen a lot of South Park episodes, and I think that might be one of the few I've seen. That used to be my favorite show. What was your, were you family guy, were you South Park? I was family guy. I was family guy. Yeah. And then I was American dad for like a hot second.

Okay, my sister's big on the American dad. Really? She says it's great. Because Roger is like the greatest character on television. Yeah, yeah. I like Roger more than I like Stewie, but I like Peter more than I like the dad and American dad. Right. Yeah.

That's like where I land on that. Okay. Yeah, family guy, I think, is just. Yeah. Last question. Do you think I look like Ethan Slater? Could I see a picture of Ethan Slater? Lillo.

Is Ethan Slater the Ariana Grande? I didn't just see a fresh photo. Because people think I look like him. And what are you against that? I'm not going to complain, but I definitely don't. He is with Ariana Grande. Yes. Like that does look like me.

I think it's just the eyes. Except he's skinnier. I think the eyes are what. Oh, because he looks so tired. Maybe that's because, yeah, maybe you just smoked, so you got the baggy eyes from the session, you know? Damn. But I feel like it's in the eyes. It definitely is in the eyes.

I totally agree with you. You know? I totally agree with you. Yeah. I don't think that's a bad thing. Mm-hmm. My ex keeps sending me picks of her with guys, and it's been like six different picks with all different guys at the gym. I know what gym she goes to, so I honestly want to go there and show up with this super hot guy I've been talking to.

Should I do it? Wait, wait, wait, her ex My ex Keep sending me picks Of her with guys And it's been like Six different picks With all different guys at the gym

I know what gym she goes to I honestly want to go there And show up with this super hot guy I've been talking to Should I do it? What should she do? She's asking if she should show up To the gym with a new flame

Hell yeah You think? I think it's a little bit of a desperate look You think so? Like I would, I think she needs To take photos of it I think she can just Is she going to this gym regularly as well?

Or does she never go? She knows where her ex goes. That's what she says. I think looking unbothered is like the best thing you can do. I was thinking that they both go to this gym consistently. No, and she is going there with guys. And she's like, should I bring a guy one time? And I'm like, yeah.

I get that. You know? But if she's now showing up out of the blue, never been to that gym before and is showing up with you. Then it's like obvious what you're doing. Right. It might be even, it might be a better move to just go on your lonesome and just be getting tight, you know? Yeah.

I agree. I just think it's a little bit of a desperate look to show up because it looks like you're still thinking about them. Yeah. And I have a really good prescription for this. Have you ever seen Jersey Shore? Uh, no. Oh, my God.

You've never seen Jersey Shore? No. You've got to watch Jersey Shore. Like, go back and start it all over. Yep. I feel like I missed the moment. No. Watch season one through three.

Those are the best three seasons. It's before they get too, too famous. Okay. And it's amazing. Huh. Anywho, I prescribe season three of Jersey Shore because Ronnie and Sam break up. And when they break up, Ronnie, like, starts calling girls and Sam starts, like, trying to get guys at the club. And it's obvious that they're both doing it to get back at each other.

It's just, like, an obvious look. It's obvious that they're... It's like desperation. Yeah, it's a little desperate. Okay. So that's what I would argue. I would say watch Jersey Shore, but... And if you're still convinced you should do that, listen to Josh and show up with a different guy.

Get a little toxicity in your life. I'm all here for toxicity. It's fun every once in a while. A hundred percent. Could not agree more. You need excitement. I am desperately craving it. Because if I don't get it, then my day's ruined.

Maybe that's why I smoke so much. I stopped talking to my best friend after I... Is this real? I stopped talking to my best friend after I found out her brother murdered someone and she defended him so hard. And even went to the club the night he got arrested. She has been there for me for a long time, but I don't understand how she can defend him

when he is literally a murderer. I like don't. Okay. Two ways you can look at this. Okay. Right? So one way you can look at it as your friend is aiding and abetting a murderer.

Right. Right? Yes. The other way you can look at it is that friend is now going to ride for me too so hard. They just showed an example of how, hard they will ride for you. Yeah.

Their loyalty is like none other. Uh-huh. And they're going to be on your side no matter what. So you could look at it as, hey, this, his friend's going to have my back. Look what they're doing for their brother. Can I say the part that gets me because I totally get what you mean? The fact that her friend went to the club the night her brother was arrested is a little jarring for me personally.

Oh, that's great. I wonder what, what is this murder? Yeah. Because murder is so broad. Broad. Like, A lot of different murders. There's a lot of different murders,

a lot of different ways. Self-defense. Right. This does not sound like that. No, it doesn't sound like it, but I'm hoping. I'm hoping. You know what I would actually,

um, prescribe. Okay, have you, what's the show? Is it defending Jacob? It's basically about this dad who defends his son

from killing this person, but his son actually did it. Sorry, spoiler alert. Dang. It's with Chris Evans, right? Yes, it's with Chris Evans.

He's so hot. He's a good-looking man. He's so good looking. America's ass. He has America's ass. Yeah, he's America's ass. Are you a big Marvel guy? I do really.

I dabble in Marvel. I just think that it's just falling so hard. This is that game. And it's been really tough. But I think Deadpool and Wolverine will be a great movie. Really? I think this, like, I think Ryan Reynolds has so much control in that film that it just won't be a bad film.

And I also think Hugh Jackman wouldn't have come back to it unless it was really, really good because he already said he was done with Wolverine and he wasn't going to come back with it anymore and Ryan was one that brought him back so it must be good enough for Hugh Jackman to want to come back. That's my way of being like let's really fucking pray this is a really good one.

Right, because for me like after end game it was just I really, end game was so good because it like all the worlds like really did connect. Yeah. And I think they're maybe having trouble like create like the storyline was Thanos in every single one of the worlds. And I think they're having trouble because what is it?

It's now the multiverse, right? That's the new thing. And I think they're having trouble cohesively telling that story throughout all these, and making each one of those interesting. Because the thing about Thanos is ever, like, it was Thor,

it was Iron Man, it was Spider-Man, and I think the only, am I boring you? No, no, no, sorry. I was just, I loved all of this conversation. No, I just, it was a yawn. I totally get it. I totally get it.

Anywho, every time I get drunk, I always end up raging at my little sister. She says one comment and I go full-blown Agro. Example. Telling her she's ugly. Has no friends and slash everyone hates her. God, you sound really mean.

All untrue. Why are you saying it? This has been happening for eight years now. I feel so bad. Get help. Yeah. Get help. That's so mean.

This is awful. But I get it. Like sisterly relationships. Like I was the same way with my brother when we were growing up. I never was like that with either of my siblings. Oh. I like bugged my sister, but not like that. Maybe just in my light.

This sounds like she's projecting a lot on the, people she's most comfortable with. Yeah, 100%, which a lot of people do. You become comfortable with someone and you think you can kind of... But I feel really bad for her sister. Yeah, yeah. Do I cut you off a lot? No.

Okay, I've been told that I do that. Oh, I haven't felt. I just like the flow of the conversation. Thank you. I'll let you pick off wherever, or pick up wherever I leave off every time. So what do I prescribe? Honestly, therapy. Yeah.

And maybe some medication. I guess I can't legally do that, so don't take my vice legally. Mm-mm. But, like, I think definitely medication. will help you be less angry. Like maybe like a Prozac situation or maybe like get some like daily activity. Yeah. Exercise.

Exercise. Eat healthy. Oh. And she says every time I get. Oh, what? This is the easiest prescription. It's every time you get drunk, stop fucking drinking. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe don't drink. Because this sounds like it's going to manifest in your relationships, not just your sister. Yeah. But like take this as a fucking lesson. Stop fucking drinking. This is going to happen with everyone you become close with for the rest of your life. Yeah. You're clearly a bad drinker.

Yeah. This is going to come through and everything. Yeah. And alcohol isn't like needed. It's not like. weed. So, you know, weed's from the ground. Yeah, it's from the earth, baby. I prescribe, um, I guess I'll call it the earth. Ooh, I prescribe, I prescribe the song I quit drinking by Kelsey Ballerini and someone else. I think it's Laney. Is it Laney and Kelsey Ballerini?

And I prescribe, um, going sober. I back that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure my best friend's boyfriend is gay. Oop. How do I tell her? For context, he and his guy best friend have a very strange relationship. They love to sleep in the same bed at whole dance. They're absolutely in love, but my best friend is oblivious. I don't know. I don't really think that's your place to tell your best friend that her boyfriend's gay without any hardproof. And also, like, what if he's by?

Yeah, I don't think that's your place maybe in that relationship to kind of step in. Now, if we're going up for debate, if he's, you know, got a gay bone in his body, he obviously does. Right. Okay. Yeah. I don't think there's one. straight guy in the world that's sleeping with their friend

and holding hands, right? You know what I mean? You can be by, I think, and that's dope. But I think, like, she's probably right. Yeah, I think she is probably right, but that's for her best friend to see it, not her. Exactly.

And it's also for, like, him to come to terms with and talk to his girlfriend about it. I think it's just like a, you kind of just got to let that, that house burn. You got to just watch it. Or maybe it doesn't. You know what I prescribe?

What? Have you ever seen girls? Yeah, like every day. No, the HBO show Girls written and directed by Lena Dunham. No, I haven't. How do you have time to watch all this stuff? I don't do much. Girls is the greatest show of all time.

Okay? And I talk about it every, every, every single episode. But I will prescribe to you to watch with your best friend, season one, episode three of Girls. It's called All Adventurous Women Do. And Hannah, Horavath, the main character, who Lena Dunham plays, finds out that her ex-boyfriend

from college is gay. She also finds out she has HPV. But I would watch that with your friend. Just see what happens. If she doesn't pick up on anything, then maybe she also doesn't think anything of it. Yeah. And that's a conversation

that your friend can have with herself later on. But I don't really think it's her place. Yeah, I don't think so either. This one, I guess, ties back to my dating life and I'm trying to talk about it less because I realize I sound really entitled when I talk about my dating life. Huh.

Like, my standards are really high and I don't offer much. Well At least you realize that That's my thing That's my superpower I think And tell me if you think I'm wrong I think I am so self-aware

So it's like you can't really come from me On certain things because like I already know And I've said it already So like what are you doing You're teaching me something new about myself Like I know I'm not the best I've said this about myself three times today

Yeah exactly you know that's a quote from girls I've said this about myself Do you want me to read to you? You guys I love girls so much It's so addicted Oh my God Okay so. the quote is,

Marney, Hannah's best friend, goes, you judge everyone, yet you ask them not to judge you. And Hannah responds, that is because no one could ever hate me

as much as I hate myself. So any mean thing someone's going to think to say about me, I've already said to me about me probably in the last half hour. Yeah.

That's my reaction to the entirety of girls. It's seriously, like I actually, like my life's goal is to teach because I feel like a lot of the girls and the gays know about girls,

but straight guys don't really know about girls. And, like, my fucking, like, Jehovah's Witness mission is to fucking teach straight men about girls. I'm so fucking serious. Yeah. Like, my Mormon mission is to teach people about girls. All right. Well, you taught me.

Yeah. You should really watch it. It's amazing. All right. I'm literally Jehovah's Witness for girls. Who's Jehovah? Like, who was Jehovah or who was the witness to Jehovah? Is that, God, we don't have to get into this.

you. I liked you on Raya and didn't match with you. Give me advice on how to make my profile better or how to guarantee a match. I don't know what your profile looks like. I also, on Raya, you can't tell. It's not like Kinge. Like, I don't know. I can't see your profile if you like me. Like we have to match. But the advice I'd give to you is I also don't match with most of the people I like. And I haven't changed my profile once. Because if someone's going to like me, they're going to like me for the four year old ab photo I have of myself when I was 30 pounds lighter. And that's that. I don't have a lot of experience in the dating app world. I've never really used a dating app. Ever? No. Ever? No. Are you serious?

Yeah, I haven't used one. So what I will say is just be you because that's the only advice I could give to a dating app person. Okay. It's terrible advice probably, but... No, it's true. I freak out when a man wants to have a date or something more intimate. Like if we were at a party alone,

no problem, I totally got this. But going alone somewhere else is like a date. Fuck no, what should I do? I have the same thing. Actually, you know what? I've been talking a lot. What do you think? Is this just about like, what, solving dating anxiety?

She's very comfortable with like, it sounds like hooking up with guys and she has a little alcohol in her system at a party, but she's very uncomfortable, like doing intimate things. Okay, yeah, I mean, what I like to do, if I'm going to go on, you know, like a first time date with somebody and I'm worried about it.

Like, I understand the dinner because dinner to me is like, you're almost like, it's like a job interview. It is. It's like two people vetting each other and being like, am I going to be able to spend, you know, the rest of my life with this person or years with this person or months with this person, whatever it is? Like, and you're kind of like testing somebody out for that opening in your life, right? So it's just very like job interviewy to me.

So for me, I like to just go do like a Dave and Busters, I think is perfect. I think it is such a perfect first date because it's so low pressure. It's like there are like people in the area. You know what I mean? So it kind of gives you that like vibe that you're at a party but you know you're with somebody there. You know what I mean? Like there's a bunch of people there playing. Oh my God.

You can like go in a bigger group and break off. You get to kind of really vet that person's like, how fun are they? How much fun do we have together? Can we dance dance revolution together? Exactly. Are we dancing? Are we playing like the basketball game? Like what's the best?

banter like, like, are we, like, making fun of each other a little bit while we're playing? Is there some, like, good competitive edge? Like, I speak so highly of Dave and Busters for the first date. I think it is one of the best places. Have you and Gabby ever been to Dave and Busters? That was our first day? Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Guys, that is, Josh, like, I'm serious. That was the best advice you've given so far. Well, thank you. That is amazing advice. I think it, I think it is, it's just so, it's so much fun. I think everyone loves it. It's like a little throwback to when you were a kid. And I just think it's the greatest place to go.

Damn. That was your first date? Yeah. That was the first time we woke one out. And did you go out with other people? Yeah, it was like, I guess it wasn't like, I wouldn't say it was like an official, like date or nothing like that. That was more like I was trying to get Gabby to go somewhere with me. And we hadn't hung out.

She had been to my birthday party, my 21st birthday party. Your favorite party you've ever found. That's so cute that you say that. And that's the party that you like met her. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of reasons why it's my favorite party. And yeah, so I was trying to find a way to, like, you know, hang out with Gabby.

And I texted when I was like, do you want to go to Dave and Busters? Me and my friends are all going tonight. Okay. And she was like, yeah, sure. So then I turned around and I, like, told all my friends like, yeah, we got to go to Dave and Busters. Because I had not planned to go to Dave and Buster with my friends. But I wasn't going to go with them if Gabby wasn't going, you know?

So turn around playing like a Dave and Busters thing. And we went and hung out, and then we just kept hanging out after that. And I feel like it was a good way to break the ice. Yeah, that's a real. true love story. Go to Dave and Busters and you'll find love. I wish I could meet someone like that at a party. Well, I guess I have once.

Actually, we won't get into that because I can't get into my dates anymore, I guess. Why? This is your show. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Okay. Okay. I once met a guy at a party. Yeah.

Tell me all about it. We spoke for a year. Then we went on a date. Whoa. You spoke for a year and then went on a date? Yes. And he told me, Louis is what? That what, that I've told this story before?

Never mind, the pussies know it. Basically, he told me after one drink that it wasn't a date, and he didn't want to hook up with me. So that's my, yeah, it was super awkward. That's my only experience I ever have with meeting someone on a party. Oh, except one time I met this guy at a gay bar and hooked up with him and it turned out to be my friend's cousin. That was super awkward too.

Yeah, I could see how that would be awkward. So I'm hoping to have like my Gabby moment with someone. You will. Yeah, you will. I hope. It just takes a few swings. I love Gabby. Yeah, she's great.

So we prescribed Dave and Busters. David Busters, do it. Dave and Busters. Do it. Now I'm locked into the advice, too. Yes. I got a good one out of the way. No, that wasn't.

You crushed that. Thank you. You crushed that. That was fucking Akamazen. My ex-boyfriend who broke up with me two months ago and on my birthday, is becoming a monk. Oh. It's like seeing an entirely different person.

I feel like I had something to do with it, but I don't know. That's the question. Good for him. Yeah. I feel like he's following. following his spiritual journey. You know what? He's your ex.

You don't need to think about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be doing monk things. Yeah, exactly. At least you probably don't have to worry about, that's probably the best case scenario for an ex to go become a monk. You know what I'm going to prescribe for you? Not you, this girl, or you, not Josh.

This song called Domino's by Lord. Because in it she says Domino's Lord lyrics. She references a monk? No, she references cocaine. She says She says it's talking about an ex She says it's strange to see you smoking marijuana You used to do the most cocaine

Of anyone I'd ever met And that just like is giving this situation Somehow to me Okay Because he sounds like basically She's like he was my ex-boyfriend He was not a fucking monk He was my ex-boyfriend

He partied And now he's a monk So listen to Domino's by Lord And tell me what you think I just think it's like You're never gonna have a jealousy issue With an ex that becomes a monk Totally.

So it's like best case scenario. Oh my God. Passandra, she's blushing. I can tell. She keeps sneaking looks at me. I know, Pasandra. You sneaky bitch. Okay, so I prescribe Domino's by Lord.

What do you prescribe? Just moving on. Yeah. It's like, I don't think this one's really like a... Miss moving on by Fifth Harmony, dare you say? I do dare to say that. Yes. I do dare to say that.

Yes. That is what I'm moving on. So good. So good. My boyfriend. has been cheating on me for two years, so I broke up with him. Well, good for you. A little late to the party.

Yeah. He then showed up at my house, 4 a.m. to be exact, banging on my door with an apology letter. That's really awkward. When I refused to read it, he then lit the letter on fire and threw it in my garden. Bushes were in flames, need help. This guy is so dramatic. Guys are fucking crazy. Yeah, that is so funny.

Yeah. I could tell you thought that was like a really like hard moment in the moment to. I can just picture them there lighting that thing. It probably took him like four or five tries with the Bicklider too To actually like get started. You know what I mean? Oh, that would have been such a... Also, if he wrote a letter, just mail it,

It's so fucking dramatic to hand deliver it at 4 a.m. So dramatic. He thought he was having like his high school rom-com movie moment Where he was like, I have the big stereo. Is that a walk to remember? Okay, no one knows. I know what you're talking about. Thank you.

Yeah. No, yeah, that's That's terrible. I think you need to run. Yeah. Also, maybe call the police. Yeah. I would call the police

Because if he's banging your door at 4 a.m. and lighting your bushes on fire, like, I would definitely call the cops and be like, wait, my ad's boyfriend just let my bushes on fire. Yeah. Arson. That's arson. Yeah. What if her house caught in? I think you should get, uh, what are those called when you, when you, uh, you're not allowed to come in like the proximity of a restraining order?

Yeah, I, I prescribe a resounder. restraining order. Okay, I prescribe a restraining order as well. I think we did a great job. Yeah, that was a, I prescribe a restraining order and like being happy that he's your ass. Yeah, because get them out of your life. Two years of cheating? Can we call a few pussies? Yeah.

So I do this. Now that we're done with it, tell me what's wrong. Okay. I want to call a few pussies. Do you like actually like live call them? Yes. Oh, wow. It's so fun.

That's sweet. It's so fun. Every time people like call, it's usually like pre-recorded. No. I feel like when podcasts usually do it. It'll be like a pre-recorded. They called in and left like a voice. No, no, no.

No, this is... Where's the fun in that? No, this is way cool. I want to talk to the pussies. Okay. Hi, this is Jake Shane. No way. Wait, way.

I got your number on my tummy. What's wrong? Wait, I'm shocked right now. Wait, okay, I'm here with Josh Richard. Do you want to say hi? Of course. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you?

I'm good, I'm good. What's your name? I'm really driving home from school. That's a long. name. What's your name? My name's Cici. C C C C C C C. Hi C C C. Hi. I love your videos. I'm obsessed Oh, thank you. We're recording it right now. Do you want to say hi to the Pussies? Of course I do. Okay, say it, girl. Hey!

Hey Pussies! How was your day at school? You know, school classic, but honestly it's so nice out today. I live in New York, but it's such a nice weather. Wait. I'm from New York, C.C. No way. No, literally why. Okay, well, I love you so much, C.C.

I hope you had the best day at school, and thanks for picking up my call. Thank you so much. Oh, okay. Love you. Bye, Cici. Okay, one more. Oh, my God. Hello?

Hello? Oh my God, this is crazy. Wait, what the heck? Wait, what's your name? Julia. Julia, that's the name of my best friend. I don't know. Wait, I'm here with Josh.

I'm here with Josh Richards. Say hi. Hi, Josh Richards. Hi, Julia. I feel like I have to lean over when I'm talking to you and wave, but you can't see me, so that makes no difference.

Oh, my God, what the heck I never expected in my life to this to happen? My friend and I were literally sitting in school and we were just like, oh, my God, we're going to do this for fun. and I was like, there's no way in how that he's going to answer. What the hell? Wait, no, it's true.

I've answered. Holy crap. Wait, I see you're a 9-17, not to, like, dox you or anything, but, like, I also am a 9-17. No, why. Wait, literally why. Yes. Wait, what? Where in New York are you from?

Riverdale. Oh, my God. You live in Riverdale or you go to school in Riverdale? Both. Okay. I lived in Washington Heights, which is right by Riverdale. Oh my God, I'm there all the time. Okay, well, love you.

We could have seen each other. Oh, my God, I love you. Okay, bye, girl. Well, Josh, now that we're done with therapists, tell me what's wrongs and the Puss Calls, what have we learned today? What have we learned? I think I've learned about a couple different shows that I need to go watch. We learned about girls.

Yes! We learned that we need to go watch girls. Yes. I learned a little bit about Star, signs. Yes. It's always good. Always good.

It's always good to know. And I learned that I need to set you up with your own Gabby. Yeah. Oh, Josh. That was really sweet. Maybe a male version of Gabby? Yes. But yes.

Yeah. Yeah. And next time we need to have Gabby here. We will. Okay. Well, Josh. Say bye to the pussies. Bye pussies.

Thank you for coming on. And remember to stream, read the room. Yes. On Josh's YouTube. And just, Keep up with Josh. Thank you. Yeah, do that.

Love you, Pussies. Peace.