Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 134: Morgan Stewart

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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I'm with Adrian, my ski instructor from Corserville, France. And now we are at the Jungle Park, Majorca. We're reunited. He taught me how to ski, and now he taught me how to do the Jungle Park. Yeah, that's true. And we love you. Yes. Welcome.

Morgan Stewart McGraw, aka Boobobs and Loobes. I love you. I love you. Thank you for being here. I'm so happy. Are you kidding? I literally said this is happening. or shine. I'm going to chew my TikTok. Tick to-tac. Tick-tack.

You know what clip I watch it? Well, you know my friend Julia. Of course. She goes, I love her. Yeah, she literally, she doesn't freak out over anyone. She calls me today freaking out. She's like, you don't. I'm like, no, I'm like, no, Julie. I understand. I watch Rich Kids at Beverly Hills. Oh my God. But she sends me the clip of Instagram Gate. What was Instagram Gate? Where Dorothy blurred your face out. Okay, so let me tell you what happened with this. This came up recently. So I saw it on my TikTok. I would have been not too. I was so livid, but like she was ahead of her time

because like the blurry like face moment is like happening now. But why did she blur your face? She didn't. She did not blur my face. Oh. She took a photo. We all took a photo and I was a little out of frame. I was moving.

This is 10 years ago and people still talk to me about this, but it's so relevant today. So at that point we weren't as advanced as we are in terms of like like themes on Instagram. So I was like my face is blurry. Why did you post that? I don't know. It was fine. Yeah, but I got it.

But you know what I mean? But now it's like if you're in motion, you're cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And we share a mutual friend, Roxy. Of course. She just came on my show. She,

Roxy kills me. She is the funniest. She is underratedly, I know. One of the funniest fucking people I've ever met in my life. I know. Little quips. She goes there.

She goes there. She'll like, we'll be standing somewhere and she'll little quip in my ear and I'll be like, Roxy. Yeah, I know. I know. Also, we, like, Roxy and I go so far back.

Well, you're born and raised, L. Born and raised LA, Roxy and I have been literally, I mean, we obviously are not now, but we're close, but we were best friends when we started rich kids for literally 10 years

until we started the show. Really? Yeah, we were very close. We were like sisters. And so we always kind of have that sisterly bond no matter what. But Roxy is like low key. You're right.

So fucking funny, so fucking sharp. And like, we'll say like... Should we call her? She's cookey. Let's call her. We have to call her. She's going to be like, hi. What are you did?

No, she's going to say, where was my invite? Yeah. Hello? You're on speaker. Do you know who I'm with right now? Guess with one, I'm with one person,

but guess. One with three people, but guess. I have no idea. Come on, just guess. We have mutual friends. J name.

J.A. J.A. Roxy. Come on. Jesus Christ. We were talking about how quick you were for five minutes. I'm not quick anymore.

My brain is love. Roxy, it's Jake. Hello? Oh my God, Jake. Shee? Yes. Okay, Jake. Love you.

Love you, bye. Love you, Roxy. And you've met Bijou? Of course I've met Bijou Bijan. Yeah, I know. Can you even imagine that name? It's crazy.

Little Biju, she's such a little div. She is. She was at DuCap marching around. I know, I know. I was like, oh my gosh. The name? Yeah, she, Bejia, she carries her little purses. I'm like, Roxy.

She's like, I know. I know, but that's Roxy. That's how Roxy is. I know. Roxy's like a feisty little pit bull. Uh-huh. What sign are you? I know what sign you are.

I know what sign you are too, and I shouldn't. I do know this. You're not a Scorpio. I am a Scorpio. I'm Gemini. I'm Gemini, rising Gemini moon. Oh,

that's why this goes so well. Yeah. And I am, I love Scorpio. It's my best, best, best, best, best, best, best guy friend in the entire world is Scorpio. Are you November Scorpio? October. October what?

27th. No, but let's, okay, so you're a Scorpio so you would do really well with Capricorn or fellow Scorpio. Capricorn's really good for you. Really? Why? It's just like a really compatible sign for you. My dad was a Scorpio.

My mom's Capricorn. They were like soulmates forever. And every Scorpio and Capricorn do I know love each other. They're equally loyal. Scorpios are really loyal, but they will never forget if you fuck them. Yeah, I don't. I know. Julia is a Capricorn.

There you go. And we fought like fucking, I know. The hyenas, like scream. We go low, the lowest of the lowest of the low. And you come right back. We come right back in 10 minutes. Okay, so what are we looking? What's our age range?

I like older. I like third. Well, everyone's going to come at me because I say 30. No, no. I like mid 30s. Okay. Mid 30s late 40s. Mid 30s late 30s.

What's the oldest? So would you go 50? Okay, that's a big range. Okay, I think we need somebody who's in the industry but not front facing. Yes. Somebody who's brilliant. Yes. Somebody who you also are like, I wouldn't have thought, but it's really this way.

Right. You know? Someone who's like, you're so fucking stupid, but like I love you. But I love you. Yeah. Maybe like not an agent, but somebody like in somebody working somewhere. I wouldn't hate an agent. Yeah, but like I think that's going to happen soon and I don't think you're going to live

in this place long. Really? Not that I'm a witch, but I just, I think we're like coming to a close. No, I think you are and she thinks you are. and she thinks you are. I think we're done. When you told me this out, I was like we're,

this feels like this place has like a certain energy for like when things started to come up and I think we're transitioning out of it into a higher level. I just resigned, but I can always leave. I don't know. We'll see.

Things will happen. We'll have to watch over the next year. I just got a place in New York. There you go. Okay, so I felt something. What the book am I like selling myself as? Don't email me and call me about this shit because I'm not good at it.

Oh, speaking of writing though, you just brought back boobs and loops for substock. I did. I'm making so much. money off substack. I fucking love substack. What? You should start a substack.

Is it like only fans for writing? Basically. Basically, yes. It fucking is. Like, I also think, like, my time is money. That is my mantra now.

Like, I used to just be like, I'll go here, I'll do this. Absolutely not. Everybody's, like, impersonating me or taking something from me, which I'm very flattered by, but I need to be fucking paid.

Right. And you're getting paid a lot on substack. You get paid. I mean, you do it behind a pay wall. Like, if you had a substack, you could be like, this is what I'm eating this week. but like people would have to pay to like see what you're eating.

Maybe I should journal. You should. On substack. Oh my God. Are you kidding? Like let's say you were writing a book. You'd have to sell that. Like you can do it on substack.

Substack, I cannot, and they are not paying me to say this. But I am like, I believe you. It is really been the best thing I've done. That was when I was on rich kids. I was like too drunk to even know what was happening.

Were you drunk all the time on the show? Yeah, yeah. We were just going out every single night all the time. Yeah. Was it fun filming that show? Yeah. I mean, look, filming a reality show is actually a lot of work.

my job, bitch. It was a lot. We had to film like five scenes a day. It was exhausting. We had to like travel all over. I mean, it was amazing. But it was like you had to perform. People think it's so easy to just like have a camera and just have no. There's like storylines you have to follow. Like it was a lot. Was the Instagram thing? Was that like the producers being like you should get mad about this or were you legit mad? I think I was mad. I was mad. I mean, I was mad. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I thought you were kind of ahead of your time with that one. I appreciate it. Now I look back and I'm kind of like, well, A, I've really not watched it. Like, I don't remember so much from the show because it was just such a scary time, glam-wise and face-wise and everything-wise. So, like, I was in, I'm such a different person from that time, but then also the exact same. Yeah, well, that's why people love you. Thank you.

Yeah. But it was a good time. It was just a lot. I need to ask you, is that an Aquedon? Yeah. I want one so fucking mad. My husband got it for me. Oh, it's gorgeous.

Thank you. Well, you have a beautiful watch. Thank you, but I want the Aquanaut. Yeah, you should get one in a Navy. That's what I want. For the summer? Yeah, for the summer. Sheik.

I have a guy. Send me your guy. I will. And he should send me flowers if I send you to him. But I am more passionate about my bags these days. Really? So it all started in Japan. Okay.

And I went to a Moray, gentlemen. And I was like, do you have a burkin? Like, just like looking around. Right. Yeah, yeah. They showed me this one burkin, but like it was like regular strok. Like it couldn't go over the shoulder. And I don't know.

I didn't know anything about Bergen's aside from the fact that at Hermes, they were impossible to get. Like, you had to get, like, whatever. I was like, do you have a shoulder strap? And they pull out,

like, thinking, because they don't make those anymore. Right. It's hard. But they pull out this chocolate brown. Oof. Bergen 45.

Oof. With a shoulder strap. Whoa. From the year 2000, I put it on. I said, that's it. You know it.

You feel it. I said, that's it. I called everyone. Not one person said, don't buy that. Yeah. Even my mom was like,

oh, my God, I hate you, but get it. Get it. I'm in a reinvention phase with bags. Like, I want cool, funky bags. Like, I've been wearing a row beach bag for the last, like, five weeks. I literally just threw this on because I was like, I guess I should wear this for a little bit.

Right. I got a burkin. This was my last bag. I was going to buy myself. It was a brown crocodile 30. Glossy, gorgeous fucking bitch. I, like, basically, like, couldn't breathe. And I was like, this is it.

Like, we're putting the top or on the bag collection. You don't need any more Air Med's bags, unless there's something that's really special or comes in, like, that's meant to be. bought it in France, brought it home, stolen out of my house two days later. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah. Julia told me, she goes, Morgan got robbed.

Twice. And she said it was the worst thing that ever happened to her. I was camping with my kids for their school, like, camping trip, and we got a call from security. We had security. He fell asleep in the front of the house. I don't want to talk about it. We'll move past that point.

I've just now gotten past it. And they smashed through my office door, and they went into our bedroom, ransacked my husband's watches. This is happening a lot in the area. unfortunately, like it's happening all the time. Like basically everyone I know has gotten robbed. So.

And we have this last case of bags that was in my office that they didn't touch because I think they probably would have thought there was like an alarm or something attached to it. But they took like a lot of bags and a lot of stuff. How miserable were you about it? I was on the way home I was like just furious. Like you crying or just like fucking angry? Angry. I was angry.

I'm not going to cry over an item. Like, I'm just not. At the end of the day, I'm just like, now I'm fucking pissed. I'm pissed. It's a violation. Also, they didn't take the box with them for the new Berkin that was on the floor. Like, have some respect. Like, if you're going to take a brand new bag that's impossible to get, like, take the full package.

Also, I saw the video of them climbing over my gate in the middle of the day, by those middle of the day. And they had like six bags on each arm and they tossed them over the gate onto the driveway. And I'm like, you are so disrespectful. Like, hop politely. because you've just scratched the box Kelly I just got. Right. It was like literally just like trash on the floor. Were your kids like Mommy, what happened?

They didn't know, thank God, because they had broken like a door that they don't see and they went into our bedroom. They would be scared. But then they can, of course. And then they came. Other people robbed us again. And then my security caught them on the hillside. I know. And then that was when they took all my jewelry, but we got it back.

We got it back. Thank God. It was funny because there was one specific yellow diamond bracelet that I had that like my husband had got me. It was my favorite one. And it was separated from the rest that we had recovered. and I was so upset about it. And I was literally rummaging through a door like a week later, a drawer a week later.

And I saw all these like stacks of letters that my dad had written me. And I was like, oh, you know, this is such a bummer. Put them away. And to the right of the letters, the bracelet was curled up, like, coiled up like a snake right to the right of it. And I had looked through that drawer. And I'm not kidding, like five times to find that bracelet. Wow.

So it was like a very meant to be moment. But yeah, it's awful getting robbed. Do you believe in like those like meant to be? Signs. I'm such a sign person. I'm like huge on energy, huge on. signs. I think everything happens for a reason. Nothing is by accident. I'm like almost too woo-woo sometimes where I'm like, are you really turning into this person? But like I eat pizza and drink Coke. Like I'm not

like, you know, eating plants and shit. I think like that's a, it's a way to like accept life. Yeah, 100%. And I feel that way all the time. Like even like the fact that like I've obviously lost my dad. I lost my brother. But I do feel like this sense of them every day and being able to like communicate with them. And I, you know like you've seen Clueless obviously to compare my dad's death to clueless. But when she's like, oh, she walks by the painting of her mom and she's like, mom got, you know, like, I still talk to him like that. Right.

But all of those signs, I like look out for signs all the time. I think also, though, but like grief is so, grief is so. Crazy. It's not, there's no correct way to have. 100%. Grief. So whatever, however you grieve is that's your, like grief is so, it's like, it's, it's just, you're part of who you are.

It's, no one's grief is, it's like a fingerprint. No one's grief is the same. You know what I mean? And so like the way you grieve isn't going to be the way someone else grieves. You talking about it could help somebody, but it's not going to be their exact situation, right? 100%. And even as I was going into the conversation with you about my dad, and the voice in my head was kind of like, okay, you don't need to like bring this up again. But I'm like, this is something that has happened to me that's going to be something that's forever happened to me. So it's obviously more current because it's fresher.

But like it's going to be something that I'm always going to mention and I don't need to feel bad about it. And like talking about it, the way you talk about it makes you feel better. Yeah, 100%. It was like, and that's the truth. Like that bracelet came out of fucking nowhere. I looked through that drawer. I'm not getting no less than five times. I'm like, where the fuck is it? And it was right there next to a stack of letters

that I had just been looking through. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, it's just, that's the thing. The thing about these bags is like they're beautiful, they're fun to get, but like if one day somebody takes them, like, it's fine. Okay, love that. It's fine.

It's really annoying. Because I had it at one point. It's, yeah. I have the photos to prove it. Yeah, it's just like fucking, it's, yeah. Yeah. Well, Morgan, what are you therapist about? Wait, actually, quickly, you hate parmesan cheese.

I hate cheese of all kinds. Why? I like pizza. This is very annoying. Yeah, you just said you like pizza, but Julie was like, you have to tell her that I ask her about. She just said that she hates Parmesan cheese. I don't like parmesan cheese on anything. I don't let my kids have it on anything.

Sorry, don't cut it. And I like, like, I will have pizza, but I will not have, like, Caesar salad with Parmesan cheese on it. I hate Caesar salad. Okay, but I will also not have, like, feta or any other kind of cheese. I will not have cheese in my burrito or, or, like, No. No.

No. But you like pizza? Pizza, but like specific pizza. Like I can't have like a full. I can't have like a foreign type of cheese. What about the truffle pizza at Toscana? No. What?

You don't like that's the best pizza in L.A. First of all, I hate truffles. What? I hate that bullshit that everyone's like, oh, truffles. I think it's so lame. No, you're lying. I hate truffles. Why?

I think they smell like armpit. They're gross. Okay. I don't like truffles. I'm not into truffles. I'm not into parmesan cheese or really any cheese. But I'll, like, have a cassidia too sometimes. Okay, I love a cassidia.

But, like, I'm not like, no crumbly cheese, no blue cheese, no feta. I hate blue cheese. Yeah, like none of that shit, no. Okay. You're born and raised in L.I. Yeah. What's an L.A. restaurant still here that stood the test of time? Fuck, they're all gone.

Do you remember howls? No. They're gone. See, like, this city right now is going through something, huh? We need to come back. We will. I think we're coming back soon. We fucking will.

I agree. Are you going to stay here? I'm going to stay here. L.A. is the reason I am who I am. Uh-huh. When I was a kid in New York, I was like, get me to L.A. Really?

I will never turn my back on L.A. I love L.A. She loves L.A. Are you a New York native? No. She's Atlanta native. Okay. But like there's something about this city that if you crack it. It's the best.

It is the best. I'll talk to Sophia about this. She goes nowhere better. Nowhere better. No, we're better. She'll go nowhere. She'll go nowhere better than Los Angeles. It's honestly like the weather, like you can't beat the weather.

Like even though like we're like a not in the best time. Like there's something sparkly in the air. And when it was in its prime, 2014, 2050, how long have you been here? Not since 2018. I was born here and then I moved to New York. So, 2018. Yeah.

Okay, 2018, we were still doing pretty well. But I was, I was broke. Yeah, but, like, I don't even think you, that's the thing, you don't even need to have money here. I know. You just need to know people. Yeah, you need to, and also you could literally just go to the beach and get a fucking smoothie.

I was driving down the PCH. Yeah. With my best friend Ryan yesterday. or two days ago, and we were playing the strokes, Vampire Weekend, windows down, and I was just like,

this is it. This is it. Yeah. I'm looking at it, and it was sunset. We had just had Cafe Habana for dinner. Whoa, I have not been there in, okay.

All right, we gotta go. It was great. Yeah, it is so good there. Do you remember when the Mr. Chow was at Malibu Country Mart? What, they closed there too? It was,

that's like a cursed location. That is a weird location. No, it's like, it was Mr. Chow, and then it was something else, and now I think it's Lucky's. Okay, I feel like Luckies is going to do well there.

I think it has done well. And then there's also Clarks now. I know, I need to go to Clarks. Let's go together. Let's go together. I'll go with you to Clarks. Can I tell you? I've told my husband we need to take the kids five times

and he's like rolled his eyes and we need to go there. No, the Vongolay at Clark's is. The Vongolay is my... I'll fuck. I'm not leaving. Don't ever, I'm not leaving. Vongalee is my favorite pasta. I love Vongalee.

I don't fuck with clams. But I love the sauce on it. Because I liked like an olio-oleo. Oh, okay, we just made it for dinner last week, and my sister said, and I said, they only have green peppers. I said, absolutely not, we need red. Yeah, you need red.

It's a part of the dish. My husband was going to be like, okay, I'm like, no. What, no, there's no point. It needs to be like a little spicy. Nothing better. You know who used to have the best San Ambrose. Really? Yes, they're opening in Brentwood.

I know, and Beverly Hills. Do you think it's going to be the same? I really wish it wasn't happening. Why? The one in New York hits every time. I mean, I've been going there for longer than I care to admit. And I just feel like, I don't know, it was such my New York spot. Why is it coming?

That's how I feel about Chippriotti. Yeah, like Chippriani here. Like, I know. Like, I don't. Dick. I know. And I'm not afraid to say that. No, I agree.

Because they dragged me out of their ones because they thought Julia fainted in the bathroom and I went to go check on her. I sorry. And she, I don't know why she fainted. She fainted and I went to go get her. Okay. I went to go to the girl's bathroom. And I was like, are you okay? He's knocking on the door.

And I'm like, okay, and I open the door and I'm like, she fainted. He grabs me by my neck, drags me down the stairs and throws me out of the street. Can I tell you something else that's really random? That's not even close to what you just said because that's horrific. But my mom has made reservations there. And every time they're like, we don't have your reservation. And they're like, they're very, they're very rude to her. And like, you can't be rude to Susan.

That's crazy. It was rude to her. She's like, I'm done with this fucking place. It's also like. It's weird. It's weird. I'm only going to change. Chibriani in New York or in Vegas.

So wait, let me ask you questions. So you grew up in the city and then you obviously came here, but then you're going to New York. How often are you going to New York? A lot. I'm going to go like, I go for like two weeks out of the month. Wow. And you still think you're going to live here.

I think I'm bi-coastal. I think I'm also bi-coastal. I like, I can properly say that I am bi-coastal. I like really can properly say it. Morgan, what are you therapist about today? That my jeans are so tight. They do not look tight. What am I therapist about?

I fucking don't. You came in complaining about a cupcake. Because I had one cupcake and I woke up and I had to like roll out of bed. I was so swollen. So I was like irritated about that. Where was the cupcake? Do you remember the cupcake place that had the giant cupcakes in New York? It was like crumble for cupcakes.

No. What is that? They would like give them at SoulCycle. Whoa, that seems like it doesn't make sense. No, I, well, soul cycle doesn't make sense. Yeah, but why were we getting, why are we on a spin class and they're getting a cookie or Because that was the whole cycle. Okay, yeah, no, I don't remember.

But my husband, this is adorable. My husband made funfetti cupcakes with our daughter last night and our son. So they were like homemade. They were delicious. I had one. I literally woke up and was like, I couldn't eat in. I couldn't see for like the first two hours. It happens.

Are you gluten intolerant? No, I. You might be. I might be. Have you been to, okay, let me ask you about some of the newer L.A. Spots. Okay. Living room?

I, okay, so I've had people literally text me being like, should I nominate you? You should join. And I just haven't like made my way. So let me tell you what I love about. Okay, tell me. Should I join? Yeah. Are you a member?

Yeah. So you need to do the thing for me. Okay, I will. Okay. Done. It's like half inside, half outside. Okay. Inside, you go dance, outside.

They bring you drinks and like you smoke cigarettes, outside drinks. It's like a vibe. Louise and I went there for one, I think I've told a story a million times. Do it. One drink. By the end of it, Louise was literally like falling over. Like we had the night of our life just ripping cigarettes, smoke or drinking, going inside to dance when we wanted to dance.

Okay. So I need to join. Yeah. Okay, so is the food good? Yeah, the food is amazing. The food's 10 out of 10, and they have an amicasse bar. Okay, because here's the thing, I really, my tolerance for bad food, I can't do it anymore. What's your favorite restaurant in L.A.

Ebaldi? Ebaldi over Georgia Obaldi? 100%. Why? Better food. Okay, really? I mean, I like Georgia Obaldi when I want to be, like, adventurous and, like, drive all the way there. And it's, like, obviously, very beautiful.

And the food is obviously on par, but I just think Ebaldi's, like, a spot. Like, Roxy and I, we would go to Ebaldi all the time. It's just the most consistent and constant place that I've been going, for years. I mean, I know I need to, like, make my way down to Silver Lake and do all that stuff and, like, go to places that, like, are everyone's raving about, but I just don't have the time. Have you, what's your thoughts on El Pashto? I don't go there. And I never went there. I like it. It is good, but, like, there's something about the vibe. I just,

if I'm on canon, I'm going to Ebaldi. I don't want to say hi to every bitch that I knew in high school at Ilpasteo. So Ilpasteo has this thing called a Capricosa salad. Yeah, of course. Hello? Amazing. Yeah, it's to die for. Also, they used to have a chopped, like, green salad with, like, Andive, and they would add shrimp and mango to it. I don't know if they still have it, but that was really good. But every time I ate it, I was like, I also don't like this.

They have this pasta. It's like the swirly and it's sausage and broccoli. And, like, it's like, alio, oleo, but with sausage and broccoli and swirly pot, it's like. Okay, so, okay, we need it. We'll do that. Also, by the way, I love this mic. You do? Yeah, it's, like, thick and proper.

No, this is easy. It goes with you. It's very stressful to have to, like, play into a mic that doesn't move. Right. I also constantly move. Yeah, constantly. I'm like forward, backward, sideways. Tell me.

What? One of my highest compliments I've ever gotten was from you. What? You complimented. You said outfit good. Oh. You said good outfit. I can't.

No, but that's one thing about me. I cannot text. And I didn't realize how big of a deal was. And all my friends called me and they said, Morgan Stewart just complimented your outfit. Oh my God. It was in,

I was in Cannes and I wore a white Gucci button down. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was a really good outfit. Yes. And you said cute outfit. Yeah.

That was really good. I feel like it was so weird we hadn't met earlier. I know. And then we saw each other at the Dior Cafe. Okay. And now we're both going tonight. Yes. Okay.

Oh my God. We're going to the Dior show tonight. Did you get the key? Of course I got the key. It's my new key chain. Yeah, it's a cute key. Let me tell you something about Jonathan Anderson. He will take a brand and put it to the top.

Yeah. I love since Loevevei. Like he does it for me. He's brilliant. He's brilliant. Yeah. I thought the book tote collection was brilliant. Yeah.

The Dracula hoodie. All of it. But yeah, I'm really excited. Are you going to go to the after party? about the after party because I'm confused. It's confused. It's not a bar chateau. It's at Chateau Marmont.

I think I want to blackout, but like who's, I just like, how are they holding this? I'm ready. I'm ready to after the show. Yes. Get in the car and start drinking. Yeah, 100. I'm probably going to have a cocktail before the show, right? One?

Well, my issue is if I... Start. It makes my cheeks really rosy. Okay, but can't we take something for that? Well, you also have, like, glam. I have a great team. Yeah. I have a great team.

I have a great stylist. Cindy Lopez, a great glim. I love Sydney. You know Sidney? Are you kidding me? Joe Jonas is my husband's best friend. What? Why don't we do a big dinner?

Yeah. Oh my God. Louise, are you down? And Sydney is like such a sweetie. Like she's such a good girl. Sydney also just like no, she's like tuned, fine tuned. I came in the other day. I never cry.

And somebody on my team had to leave for another job. It was so nothing personal. She just had a better opportunity, but she's been with me since day one. And I never cry, and I just love her so much. Oh. That I just started hysterically sobbing. Ali, I love you. Oh.

And she's, like, literally, like, believed in me since day one. Like, and I walked into the house. Oh, my God. Hesterically sobbing. And I had to do a fitting for this commercial. I was doing that Cindy was in. And Cindy was doing it with me. And Sydney brought stuff.

Like, she also, like, Sydney will, like, personal shop for me. She's the sweetest girl. And I love her. And she's kind of only doing guys. Yeah, she's good at it. Which I also think is really important. Like you want to find somebody that like has their niche and knows what they're doing. And have it be a woman.

Yeah. Amen. Amen. But yeah, no, we definitely should do a big dinner. Yeah, come on. Either here or in New York. Because I feel like Joe's also all over. Oh, yeah.

Well, they're always. She styles Joe well. I know. He looks great. The tour stuff looks great. The street style stuff looks great. She's doing all three of those boys. I know.

Have you met all of them? Yeah. Yeah. They were like the first people I ever met in the industry. Yeah, they're very nice boys. They're lovely. Yeah, they really are. For being so famous for so long.

I know. That's the thing about them, like consistently famous to the same level is kind of crazy. Crazy. Like, that doesn't happen. No, but for them, it does. I know. Did you, okay, this is completely off topic. Did you, like, party in L.A. hard in the early 2000s?

What's considered the early 2000? Like, 2005. Four, five, yeah. Three, four, five. Like, did you ever see Lindsay Lohan at a club? Yes. Shut out. Lindsay's like the queen of the queens.

I mean, I wasn't doing it that. That's very early on, but like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I feel like I have. like been around. I'm literally, yeah. What's the club called? Ladoo? Yeah, I used to go to Ladoo all the time. Ladoo was so fun.

But I was still like very young. Do you feel that L.A. coming back? Ever? Or do you think, oh, no, I think, well, also the thing is, is like when I hear people that are like, like, when I was 20, okay, when I was like 17 to 27,

I was literally going out every, it was like, if you, okay, let's like like 21 to 25, it was a different club every night and you were going fucking hard. That doesn't happen anymore. And I feel like the youth isn't doing that now. Now everyone's drinking coffee and getting up at 7 to go to yoga.

Not New York. Okay, good. Because I just, when you ask me if it's going to come back, I'm like, do the people want to do that? People here don't in New York. My friends are going out every single night. Well, I feel like I see that from Julia, like TikTok and stuff. Julia's going out every single night. Well, she slowed down a little bit, but Peyton has not slowed down.

I like Peyton. I love Peyton. I think Peyton's a little spicy and bunny. She's a little chihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peyton will get you. Yeah, I like her. Yeah.

I like that. Because she's it. I think L.A. is going to come back, but it's going to really take, like, because I also think the industry is so different now, like before we used to have, like, a hold on the industry and, like, things used to get, like, only made here. I think things are diversifying and moving out. Also, things are so expensive.

So I just, I don't know. It's going to come back, but I just don't know if it's going to come back to that level. Okay. What do you think is, like, the trend of the summer that hasn't been announced yet? What do you think the color of the summer is? And what do you think the color of the summer is navy. Oh, okay. Hey, tell me more.

I'm just, like, really drawn to Navy. I think, like, dark, solid colors, like, that are, like, done very sophisticatedly are, like, gorgeous. Okay. I think that's good. Like, a Navy one piece, Navy shorts, Navy, like, Cardigan, Navy tank, like, Navy.

I see that. A lot of Navy. I've been saying orange, but I speak out of my ass. I love orange. I love orange all the time. I get it. So do I. Navy, and I do feel like,

what was the second part of the question? A trend that hasn't, like, been discovered yet that you think is a trend of the summer. Well, I'm just going to say, say we're coming out with these flare khaki shorts that are going to be the trend of the summer. Flare khaki. Yeah. So cute.

Kind of looks like a skirt, but they're shorts. They're so cute. Okay. And I definitely think things are just becoming like funkier, more interesting, more textured, more layered, like different fabrics. Like it's just sort of like, girls are done with being minimalistic. They want to be like loud and bold and have fun. Do you think the love story CBK was the end of that minimalistic?

Like that was like the final hurrah. Yeah. I think it's easier to dress minimistically because people are usually just like running out. They're like, I'm going to grab the shirt with his pants. It's like, you have to be created. The thing with CBK and everyone trying to be CBK is the reason CBK was CBK is because CBK wasn't trying to be CBK. Yeah, 100%.

Do you know what I mean? I got it. I fucking latched on and did it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, do you know what I mean? It's like in these, like, you can't be CBK.

No, and also like, again, truly like the effortless nature that that woman walked around in. Like, I mean, even the clothes were so ahead of its time. Like her knowing of fashion was something that like cannot be emulated. It cannot be studied. Like no matter how hard you try. Like even the stupid headband with the fucking pony. Like that's bananas.

Because it's so nothing, but like, I'm not putting a headband down with a ponytail. It will only look good on her. Yeah. And I also think she like got broadcast out to like a very young generation who didn't know she was. And it was like, oh my God, but it's like, no, you can't. Yeah. We got to stop.

We got to move on. We have to move on. I also think like girls need to just stop being like, like we all just need for ourselves, shop our closets, have a good time and chill the fuck out. Right. It's become like way too manic, way too stressful. Like the shopping, the needing the things. I don't have this.

Like it's minute. to minute now. Even to myself, I said to my assisting yesterday, I said, I'm not going to buy clothes because I have so much stuff to the point where I don't know how to put things together anymore. Like my creative brain has shut down and I can't keep filling that hole with more clothes.

Oh, shit. You can. It's fun. It's new. But like, I'm like, okay, this is, I'm getting warped in this room. No, no, no. I've been relying on retail therapy a little bit

and I clocked myself the other day. But I have been going to this vintage store. Okay. They happen in New York and LA. It's appointment only. What's it called? It's called Moth Food. I don't know what that is,

but fabulous. It's fabulous. Yeah, okay. And this is from Moth Food. Okay, like, I have a vintage t-shirt guy. I'll send you too, by the way. I love a vintage T-shirt. He's amazing.

My husband gets, like, the best ones. I get all my shit there from Moth Food now. Like, I just go and they have everything. It's all curated. It's all very well organized. It's the best. It's fun to buy things if it's adding to you, but I feel like I was just buying things in a dark hole on my computer,

and I'm like, I'm not wearing this. I don't love online shopping. I hate online shopping. I did buy this online, and I was like, this might not fit. I was like, if this doesn't fit, this can be yours because I'm like this is a hit or a miss. Yeah.

But like online shop, there is something about picking something off the rack. Emotional. I hate trying shit on though. So do I? And I'll buy things and I'll try them on and they won't fit and it'll be too late to return them. Yeah. And then it's like, what now? What now?

I hate that. I realize drink water. It's so funny. You are not the first to ask that. I mean, I also ask it on my own show because I'm like, well, it's weird because but also if you're sitting for an hour, people drink. They look at their phone. Like it's crazy to have an uninterrupted conversation for a whole fucking hour.

I know. Trust me, I'm like, I'm sitting in my podcast now and I'm like, oh my God, this is so long. And I'm having anxiety. I know, but I don't feel that way with you. Mm-mm. I read you very well. I, yeah. Did you know you're going to be famous?

No, but I've always wanted to be. But so did you kind of know? No, I worked at a record label. I know, but I like felt like, I feel like people who become famous know they're going to become famous. I never knew. I've always wanted it. I've been desperate for it.

Desperate. Like anything for it. But, and I've always been quite open about that. Which is why, yes, which is why it happens. It's always the people that are like, I guess I'll do that. Ooh, creepy. No. Own it.

Own it. Own it or don't do it. I want it. Yeah. I want to make people laugh. I want people to clap for me. I want to be entertaining. Correct.

I want to entertain you. I want to do all those things as well. Are you ready to get into the tell me what's wrongs? Oh yeah. I don't even know what this is. I can't wait. Okay. So these are the pussies right in and they tell us what's wrong and we give them advice.

Okay, I'm scared. So you'll be great for it. Okay, good. Can I sit like this because I need to. Yeah. Shoes are those. Chanel. Gorge.

Chanel. There's no soul on the patch. Do you ever wish Chanel made men's or do you think it would take away? We don't need to do it. I think there's certain things, but no, I don't think Chanel needs to make men's. Okay. It's a very feminine brand to me. I know, but like I tried some shit on in Chanel the other day and I was like, this could work.

Okay, like a blazer. But it was like $10,000. 100%. And like, I can't do that to myself. Yeah. Not for this. No, totally. As a Gen Zier.

I'm actually stressed out about everything all the time. Okay. I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm stressed out all the time too, so. It's politics, but also just my peers in this generation, et cetera, et cetera. Thing is I'm already in therapy and my therapist isn't the best at handling this topic since she's far older and cannot fully relate. We've been together for a very long time since early high school, so she's also kind of family at this point. What do I do here? Bye.

Time to break up. Just broke up with my therapist. It was too long. I really like her. And, you know, the thing about therapy is that you get, stuck in it and you don't want to have to re-explain your problems to a new person. Yeah. Yeah. It's very convenient.

Yeah. But if you're literally having an issue that your therapist cannot relate to, it is time to move on. Whoever wrote that already knows that, by the way. Yeah. I just got, I just, I'm like soft breaking up with my old therapist and I'm starting a new one. This new one is amazing.

Amazing. I had the best therapy today. Girl or boy? Girl. Girl. Older. Older. And like, she's incredible because she just, it's not about understanding generation to

generation. I mean, it could be, but it's really not. Like, she, like, kind of hit the nail on the head with me today. Yeah. She, like, hit the nail on the head. I was really upset about something someone had wrote about me. I get it. And she was like, well, what happened after that?

And I was like... Oh, I love a follow-up question. And I was like, well, I was very upset. And she said, okay, but then, like, did your podcast do well? Like, did more people watch? And I was like, yeah, a lot more people watch. And she said, so if you could go back in time, would you have less people watch? Oh, she's, like, leading you to water in a very clear way.

like also making you do the work. And I was like, no, I guess I wouldn't. Yeah. And she was like, so there's your answer. See, yeah, when they put too much information out and you're having to sift through and be like, well, just tell me. Yeah. That was a good way. She was like, palms.

She makes me put my palms up like this. She's like, you can't deal with the past. You can't deal with the present or the future. You only think you can have is the present. Palms. Palms up. Guys, palms up. Take me.

That's the name of the, that's the name of the episode, palms up. Palms up. I love, that's my tradition. I like named the episode for the host because usually they're like, well, Can I come on your show? Let's lock it in. Let's lock it in. I want to spend every second of my life with you.

No, I would love it so fucking much. We will have a totally different conversation. Well, I need to go to dinner with you and Roxy. Let, by the. Because she, no one makes me cackle like that way that woman does. I know. Alice and I die for Roxy. Like, every time we go to an event, we're like, we are so fucking excited to see Roxy.

You know what's interesting and not to bring up the signs again? Because she just came on my podcast and we hit, so Roxy's May 21st. Is she Torres? She's a Gemini. We're both Gemini, but we're literally a year apart. We have like a soul connection, and I just found out that she has Aquarius placements, and I had never known that.

You know how she's just kind of like, like it's a little loopy-doo? I'm like, this makes so much sense. But she's not loop-ed-died-do. She's like... She's sharp as a tech, but she's a little just like, I don't care. Like it's like a...

Yeah, like you see it an Instagram gate, she's sitting there, huh, yeah. But you can tell she was on your side. Right? You could tell the second that that ended, she said to you, I'd be pissed too. Yeah, I mean, also like the fact that these things are coming back up now.

No, the Instagram game is funnier than I recall. I was watching that and I was like actually cackling. I said it to Louis. She goes, I've seen it. I don't even remember where we were. You were in New York. Okay, see, I didn't even know that. Yeah.

I'm starting a new job as a nurse and it's a lot. Like I knew what I was getting myself into, but I've never dealt with stress in hours like this. What are some great ways besides this pod? Oh my God. Thank you. Sweet. To help me de-stress when I'm coming home from work, especially on late nights.

TV. TV or smoke a joint or drink a lot of water. I don't know. A joint and a television show. Go into a television show with a... Go to Shondaland. Shondaland is what we need to do? Go visit, get a passport to Shondaland.

Yeah, it's not a euphoria for you. Like, we need calm. No, go to Shondaland. There's scandal. How to get away with murder. Grace Anatomy. Bridgeton, which I've never seen, but I've heard it's great.

I haven't either, yep. Shondaland will take you to places that you don't know exist. You will fall... Because also what I've noticed about Shondaland, now that I've seen so many of her shows. Yeah. She cast theater actors.

They're all theater. They all, they all come from theater. backgrounds. Like she's talented. They're coming from like off-Broadway, Broadway shows. Like they are like Viola Davis. Carrie Washington has a theater background. Like these are all the people in Scandal

like I went to a play reading the other day. Kaya did a reading at like one of like a playhouse. Okay. And the guy who wrote the play. I'm looking at him. I'm like is that how is Doyle from Scandal? And it was. And Tom from Scandal was not supporting him. Okay. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I've never seen Scandal.

You've never seen Scandal. I need to do it, right? The show, scandal is the greatest, one of the greatest shows I've ever seen in my life. I've actually seen Scandal three times. It is Julia's favorite show.

Okay, I'm, I am watching Scandal starting to, you have to text me and Julia in a group chat. We're gonna do numbers after. We'll do numbers after this. And because that's like Julian and I, oh, and Peyton.

I feel like I need Peyton to like me. Peyton loves you. And by the way, Peyton loves Scandal. We put her onto Scandal. It's the best show of all time. Like, gladiators ensues. You got to just get behind it. You will not be able to stop.

Okay. Have you seen Veep? I'm on season two of Veep or three. It's phenomenal. Phenomenal. We always rewatch VeeP every two years. It's very hard for me to get like a comedy show really has to. Like I,

it's funny because I used to watch comedy as a kid a lot. Like 30 Rock. Yeah. How I met your mother. Friends, I was in and out of. But it was how I met your mother and 30 Rock for me that were like really the ones. And girls. I'm going to start rewatching girls again.

Okay, but I can't start rewatching girls until I finish her book. I also feel like I obviously don't have a OCD but like I'm on high alert of everything all the time. Yeah. Like I'm always like, I don't want to think that because it might happen. Right. That's what that. That is OCD, my love.

Oh, so maybe I'm a little OCD. Yeah. But like it's not, I can't believe I just called you my love. No, by the way, I've been using my love all day. I've been using my love all day, but people get really, people either love it or get angry about it. But I'm also not like tapping on things.

Sorry, is that ignorant comment. Oh, no, it's not offensive. I do that. I used to do that. And now you don't need to. Now my OCD has turned into much more of just like, but do you have any like do you like can you just like shower no problem like you just like no you have I have a showering is actually one of my hardest things.

Okay. And that's why I love my New York apartment so much because the pressure is so good. I understand that. Pressure is very important. It's very important and it makes showering better and showering's hard for me because I have OCD and when the shower. And so basically the shower I have here, I have to turn on two knobs. I have to turn on the first knob and then the second knob.

New York, it's one knob. One knob. Okay, good. And it just like makes it easier. And you have like a system like hair first, body, like you. No, no, no. It doesn't. Well, sometimes.

But I have, I have a system that I won't even say out loud because it's just like, for therapy, but like it's, yeah, I have a system. I have to think certain things. Like, it's crazy. People have no idea. Oh my God. No idea. Was this always the case?

Always. I knew it was bad in COVID. I couldn't get out of bed. And I said, okay, I need to get out of meds because it was affecting my work. Once it was affecting my work at the, because I used to work at a record label, once it was affecting my work, I was like, I have a problem. I'm not, because I would let it fuck up everything. I was like, I can't let it fuck up this.

I know this opportunity is too good to be true. Yep. It was, I was very fulfilled. and I was like, I can't fuck this up, so I got on meds. And I just switched my meds, and they're amazing. Okay, good. I need help choosing between two men. Oh.

I have a thing for both of them, but not super interested in an open relationship. Well, what? Oh, my God. That was funny. Fuck. Or even like polycules, etc. Yeah, neither am I. One of them is very smart, relatively handsome, skinny kid who can cook and hold a conversation with me.

The other is an athletic. Golden Retriever LMIo. He sounds dumber. Yeah, and the dumber ones are worse and bad. Yeah. We all three have the hots and I want to make a decision on who to cuff for summer. That was a very poorly worded.

No, it was me. We all three have the hots and I want to make a decision on who to cuff for summer. What do you think? Not super serious. Just looking for a tiebreaker, LMIO. Go with the smart one that can cook. But we all have the hots meaning the three of them together? I'm not understanding.

that. I don't get it. I don't understand that. I don't understand that. My thing is go with the guy who can cook. Go with the guy that can cook. And what a beautiful problem to have. Also, she said he was skinny and fun.

Didn't she say funny or something? You know what? I think this is a gay man. Oh. Of course it is. Yeah. Why did we think woman right away? It was totally a gay man.

This is a gay guy. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Because it goes straight into open relationship. Yeah. I think this is a gay guy. But then also like, why are we cutting someone? They just don't want a deal.

Oh my God. I'm like steamy for this person. Yeah, I would totally just like keep that going. Yeah, have a messy summer. Charlie's releasing new music. Ariana's releasing new music. Like, come on. I was thinking about the tour on the way here,

but also the thing is if you cut one, you're just going to want them to come back. So you might as well, if you're all three in it, you might as well just stay in it. And watch scandal. I prescribe scandal. She fucks them both the whole time.

Oh, oh, my God, sorry. Oh, it's fine. It's the, it's like the plot. It's the whole point. Yeah. Okay. It's amazing.

I prescribe scandal. Talk about a good love triangle. Have a love triangle summer. I agree. Be messy. Be outside. Go in this, like, go fuck around. Yeah, two people and you're all into each other.

I'm into it. Hopefully we understood that correctly because it was a little bit of a loop-de-loop. No, I think we did. Okay, good. They were just deciding between. Like, if you want to marry one, marry the one that can cook, obviously. And who's smarter? You can't marry someone dumb.

Yeah, you can't. That's it. I haven't had a crush, a real honest to God crush in years. Like maybe since the start of college, I'm 26 and single and have been since. Like I said, the start of college, I just legit, don't get it. I get attracted to people. even hook up and I want nothing to do with them within a week. Like we got to get this libido up help.

I think you're avoided attachment. I think you need a therapist. Also, let me play. Apparently is amazing for libido. Let me play. Okay, yeah. I mean, I definitely think we need to be like working from the ground up. Like there's something going on there.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I get it though. Having a crush makes the world. So much brighter. I know.

My problem is that my friend keeps dressing her toddler in the same outfits that I'm dressing mine. I, whoa. Wow, Nolan, sometimes do you really like, the thing is like Nolan doesn't know. By the way, that was from another batch and I put it in with this one. Nolan, you go off.

I don't know, I just had a feeling that they were working. I would fucking claw a bitch down. At first I thought it was so cute, but now six months later, it's just getting a bit obsessive. I want to say something to her about it, but I don't want to come across as rude. Help, it's hard because she's a first-time mother too. Help S-O-S-S get away from.

this woman, that is fucking crazy. I would lose my mind. My mom had a friend like that who dressed her daughter the exact same way as me. And then I've obviously had to like carry this burden my whole life. But I'm not kidding. That goes deeper than the clothes. You think? Yes.

No, I know. Is it like single white female? Yeah. It's like literally like no identity, no sense of self, like following you. And then to, could you imagine if I came to work every day and I was wearing what you were wearing? Oh. That's insane.

Yeah. It's a crazy person does that. You need to run for the hills. And like, no, there's nothing. Okay. No, bye. We're done. We're done.

Wow. That is crazy behavior. Yeah. It's like one thing to be like, oh, we got the same sweater or once in a while you like come across the same things because you're shopping in the same places to literally have your daughter dress like her daughter every time. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Tata. I accidentally sent a new to the wrong person. Oh. Oh. Of course it was meant to go to my boyfriend, but I sent it and waited for a response. After like three minutes, I wondered why he hadn't said anything and saw I sent it to a female co-worker.

At least it was another girl. Still. How do you fuck that up? It's nice. It's not a guy, yeah. But me and her aren't exactly close either. I have no idea she saw it. She saw it.

What do you mean? Of course she saw. She probed did, like, who doesn't read their text? And we haven't spoken about it at work. Please, what the fuck help? You have to just go up to her and be like, I know you saw my nude. Well, first of all, also, if you can't you, like, you text somebody in nude, you have it, like, in your literal. Like, I am so sorry.

This wasn't for you. It's weird. She left it. Have solace in the fact that she can't send that anywhere or else it's revenge porn. and that's illegal. That is illegal, right? So have, yes, I think it's a new law that was passed, actually, and have solace in the fact that that is illegal.

Yeah, but I think she needs to just, like, text her and be like, I am so sorry, because the girl's probably weirded out. Yeah. Especially when you don't say anything because you're like, was that meant for me? Are people fucking okay? What the fuck are we talking about? If I sent my tits to somebody that I was working on my podcast

that I wasn't friends with, I'd be like, they're great, but they're not for you. I'm sorry. Right. Come on. Come on. Hello? Yeah, say something.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. If my boyfriend and I make a mess on my comforter, if you know what I mean, should he offer to have it cleaned? What are these questions? Okay. My comforter doesn't fit in my washing machine and it costs like $35 to have it dry cleaned and I just cleaned it two weeks ago. I hinted how annoyed I was that I have to get it cleaned again. But he didn't offer anything except for detailed solutions for me to get it fixed. No, no, no, no, no.

If he's sticking it in you, he's cleaning up the mess. Correct. That is like my, I had a gay friend that was like, if a mess happens and he's sticking it in you, that is, and he is weirded out by that. That is a him problem. You should be so weirded out by him. Agreed. 100%.

You should not be paying for that at all. Recently, my best friend has not talked about anything other than boys, me. And it's nonstop. Every fucking convo. It was fun for a sec, but now she doesn't even ask me how I am or anything. She just text me when she needs advice about a guy. No, one way friendship doesn't work.

She's not invested in you. Like, unless this is a long-term friendship and you care about fixing it, like you have a direct conversation with them and be like, I don't feel like you're giving a shit about me. But other than that, like these things, Once you're at this point, moving. Yeah. Okay.

Cut him off. Yeah. I guess, right? Damn. Yeah, it just, I feel like when people know the answers to a lot of these questions, they just want validation. Yeah. Well, Morgan's here to validate you.

Yeah, we're done with that friendship. I just started seeing this man and the other night he's outside my apartment, blasted music at 3 a.m. Piss drunk. Oh, romantic. Yeah. He was asking if he could come in and hang and I just slammed the door. Oh, so romantic.

The next day he texted me, you free tonight? Obsessed. Oh, my gosh. I asked him if he were romantic. members last night and he had no idea what I was talking about. Oh, he has a drinking problem. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's an issue. Yeah, that is an issue. I wouldn't deal with that for too long. Maybe just no. Yeah. The last one. Oh, okay. Wow.

I mean, you're quick with it. Yeah, I get it. My boyfriend of five years, who was also my best friend for 12 years, recently broke up with me out of the blue. He emphasized that he didn't want to lose me from his life permanently because we have been friends since we were 13. However, I found out that a month after he broke my heart, he was already living with a new random girl.

was fucking her before. Yeah. The only reason I found out was because of, was because his new girlfriend caught him texting me. This bumped in me to leave a couple of notes on his truck for he and his girlfriend to find. I was just congratulating him on losing his job. Cunt. Love that.

And that I hope his job hunting is going well for a loser like him. He tried and failed to get a restraining order against me for it. That's a crazy thing to get a restraining order. No, no, there's missing pieces of this story. She's a little cookie cookie and you lost me at the truck. I don't know what's happening. Okay.

I'm tired of still being so angry and heartbroken over. over a man that couldn't care less about me. Please prescribe me remedies. You should watch someone great and how to be single. I co-sign that one. Those are just, you watch them, they teach you how to be alone. Yeah, I think that's important.

Also, like, there's so much, yeah. Exercise, go for walks, focus on your friendships. I definitely think this. Read strangers by. What's her name, Louise? Every time I forget. Belburden. It was so good.

I need to read it. I read it on the plane in literally four hours. Did you turn to your husband and say, never fucking do this to me? He wasn't with me, thank God. But like I it's what's so scary about that not to make this so dark, but like that can just happen. I know. To anyone at any time, regardless of any sort of situation.

And I think it's, yeah, it's very scary. That's why I always tell everybody, like especially women, you need to have a sense of self, your own income, your own job and your own purpose. Uh-huh. Do you watch Housewives? Yeah. Are you watching Rhode Island? No. Do I need to?

You got to watch Rhode Island. Okay. I'm so inconsistent with the Housewives. You got to watch Housewives. You got to watch Rhode Island. Okay. I will. So, Morgan.

Yes. What did we learn today? What did we learn? We learned... Clothing doesn't feel emotional holes. Very well said. Despite that we would like it to. Yes, it doesn't.

And then also to be creative. To be creative. What did we learn? We learned that your color of the summer is navy. Yes, important. Flaired shorts are in. Yes, and we learned that we can drink water. On a podcast.

On a podcast. Yeah. There you go. Well, Morgan, I adore you. And you're going to watch Candle. That is so easy. I'm literally leaving now. You're going to watch Candle.

Yeah, to go do that. I love you. And I'll see you at the show tonight. Yes, I love you. So fun. I love you. I love you. Bye, pussies.