Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 28: Tana Mongeau

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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Hi Pussies and welcome back to Thera Puss. If I look like shit right now, it's because I feel like it. Someone told me the other day that they missed my little updates. Well, they told someone who then told me. Not that it matters. But so here's my little update. Last night I, okay, so I had this buffalo chicken wrap for dinner last night. And like, it was like, look, I've never only, oh my God, I'm going to throw up thinking about it.

I'm seriously. Oh my God, I'm sorry. Like, I have this buffalo chicken wrap, and I had only half of it because it was so heavy. I'm seriously, like, getting nauseous thinking about it. And then I texted my trainer, and he said, okay, give me 10 burpees right now and film it. And I did 10 burpees and filmed it. I'll actually just put it right here for you to see. And after that, and then I had a whole bag of cautious candy.

and a popsicle. And after that, I started to feel a little, like, sick. And I just assumed that's because when I was doing the burpees, like the buffalo got up all up around my body. And then I was like, whatever, I'm just going to go to bed. So I took something to go to bed. I took melatonin. And then I woke up at 1.30 in the morning really sick, like aches all over my body.

And then I was like, okay, like, I'm just going to put on TV to go to bed. And my Wi-Fi was out. And so I couldn't watch TV. and I was laying in bed achy for two hours until my Advil p.m. kicked in. So that's where I'm at. And then, so I think I'm going to take this time to tell you guys what I'm watching and listening to. Today, I'm watching the other two on HBO, which is really good. I just finished hacks and I needed a new premium cable half hour.

So I went with the other two. It's really hot in this room right now, by the way. And then today I'm listening to Crash by Charlie XXX. I know we're like in a brat summer, but like I rediscovered crash today and I was like really into it. And my friend Will is here watching me record my intro. Say hi, Will. Say it loud. The mic can pick it up. Hi, guys. Louder.

Hi, pussies. Louder. Hi, pussies. I hope you guys heard that. Will's here. Today, we have one of my favorite people in the entire world, Tana Mojo on. I think this might actually be the longest. Therapist session to date.

We talked for like two hours. I don't even know how long we talked for. And yeah, I think you guys will really, really, really like it. She's absolutely hysterical. No one tells a story like her. And I think this will be one of your favorites because it's one of mine. As always, to submit, tell me what's wrong. It's go to pass that puss.com.

Leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy. And enjoy the episode. I love you, Pussies. It's so funny you having me on this podcast. Like, was like Chelsea Cutler busy? No. Like, where's Julia Michaels? No.

You're doing charity. How bad did I want Tanna? But, like, I love you for that. I think Tanya. Hannah sometimes, I think you don't know how great you are. You don't. You're like, oh my God, I just- What do you mean coming from me?

I need to say it one time and I'm only going to say it one time today. Okay, I feel like such a make-a-wish child whenever I'm around you. Like I just, I love being in your house. I love, you're my favorite content creator. And you're mine. Like, oh. Tanner, you don't understand. You act like you, I mean, it's one of your greatest quality qualities, how humble you are.

But like, you've been doing this for what, seven, eight, nine, ten years? you act like you just started a month ago. You know what I mean? Damn. It's so true. I do. I don't know why it is. You're like, thank you.

I'm like, thank you. What do you? You have one of the most listened to podcasts in the country. Thank you. Like, what are you talking about? It's so, I mean, yeah, I guess that's really sweet. I don't know. It's just like, you know me?

Like, I'm just not brand safe and I'm wild. So anything that anyone is down, like when people are down to stoop to my brand safety level, it means the world to me. Tana, fuck a, fuck a brand safety level. safety. Paris Hilton wasn't brand safe back in her day. That's, I mean, that's why she's just the goat. And no one was. You know what?

If you really think about it, Marilyn Monroe was not brand safe back in her day. Wow. She wasn't. See, only you would say that. But she wasn't. It's so true. You're right. Like she had her little dress up in the wind and she was fucking the president and whatever.

Yeah, she was singing. Yeah. Can you believe that? If I was Jackie Kennedy, I would have gotten up on that stage and beat her ass. And slapped her. She said, happy birthday. What do you mean? He's married.

That was fucked up. But like so iconic. So iconic. Yeah. I just saw that, have you seen that TikTok trend where it's like, I met Drake,

I met Ciz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw someone do it where they met Marilyn Monroe. Wow. He was like,

this old guy. How old was he? Barry. And how old was the photo? Very. I met Ciz. I met Drake. No,

I met Marilyn Monroe. Like, what you mean? Like, okay. I just, oh, Jake Shane,

I just have to give you your flowers. And again, thank you for having me on. I, whenever people ask me, Like, if I, if you're ever brought up, like, I was just doing the dropouts podcast. And Tara Yomi was saying how bad she wants to come on and, like, film with you. She does?

She loves you. Oh, I love her. I know. I know. She told me to tell you that. So I'm telling you on. Okay. I will.

But I was, I literally always say, like, he uses his social media in a way that no one else does. Like, the way you use your platforms to me is like the, like, the, like, goat level greatness. Like, it's, like, just like, I realized it on this day when you posted. The pharmacist? No, it was when you wrote a poem to an airline. Yeah, JetBlue. Yeah, they lost your luggage and you wrote a poem and your notes up to JetBlue and you posted a screenshot of it, hard post on your grid. And I was like, that's my president.

Yeah, because fuck JetBlue. Are you fucking kidding me? 100%. And it's like, no, everyone else would be so afraid to do that and they take shit so seriously. I'm like, you just, you don't give a fuck. And I think that's the way you should use stuff. But that's how you use it. And can I tell you why?

think sometimes you're harder on yourself and people are harder on you for being brand safe. It's because you're a woman. Don't get me started. Because like, I, it just in the past couple years, I've, I had this realization because I just think about like a Paul brother or like, you know what I mean? Or like, I was literally just texting him in your driveway. I do stand. Now the rebrand is, he's reformed.

Oh, he's reformed and rebranded. Yeah, but people are quicker to forgive and forget when it's a guy. For sure, I think. But I mean, I just try not to take that. route because then it's kind of like you're giving people what they want like I'm like oh people are hard I mean because I'm a woman like I'd rather just keep pushing harder and acting like a man until people accept it you know what I mean and I don't know have you heard the man by Taylor Swift no bitch I'm looking at pages so real the page and Jake Shane are my Swiftie coaches until I

die why don't I have pages number you need it you guys would go in you guys would be best friends you'd forget about me I'm so sad I'm not kidding no we're gonna do a group chat. We're all page and I do is send Swift, Swifty News to you so you can just stay up to date. You kept me alive on tour, like sanity-wise. Like I was just saying off-camera, but like, I'm in the middle of Minnesota. I've forgotten everything I know and love.

I'm miles from the pink wall and, and Alfred's coffee. And, you know, everyone is, fuck, I have to stop shitting on people in states that I'm touring in. But you were texting me all these Taylor Swift songs and like why I would love them. And for like 48 hours,

I was just like in Jake Shane world and it was like the best. It's an awesome world to be in until it's not. I am so obsessed right now with I can do it with a broken heart. I was listening to it the whole way here. It's a good touring song to listen to because some days you wake up and you're like, I'm sure I've never done it, but I'm sure you're like, I want to kill myself. I'm so depressed. I act like it's my birthday.

Yeah. Every day. You get up there and do. Yeah. I mean in the in the scary mental parts of, you know, what you do with such a relatable song. And I don't, she just ate. And how it sounds like you can hear her in ears. You can.

In the song, like, that's so, like, who thinks of that? You want to hear a Taylor's With Fun Fact? No. Okay. So in so long London, which is goodbye to Joe. Yes. The beginning is sampled from Call It What You Want, which is her first love song to Joe.

Me too. Me too. It goes da-da-da-da. Or what does it go again? It's like, da-da-da-da-da-da. And then it's like, dun-da-da-da. And then if you sing, call it what you want,

it matches perfectly and then it goes into so long London. If you could ask Taylor one question, what would you ask her? Sorry, I'm also like, stop asking questions. Wait, no, that's my favorite thing when guests do that. That's my favorite thing. It makes me feel so much better.

If I had to ask her one thing, I would ask her what her favorite song she ever wrote was and why. And what do you think it would be? I think it would be all too old ten minute version. Me too. I think it's because.

Brooke was just saying. how she, someone asked her in an interview like, Brooke was like, I'm a Swifty. And then they were like, okay, what's your favorite song? And she was like, all too well 10 minute version. And she got a bunch of hate, I guess, because it's like you're not Swifty enough if that's your favorite, whatever. But that song is just a masterpiece. Dude, it's

like a fucking saga of a song. It's 10 minutes long. And it feels like three minutes in the best possible way. And it's like the way it just paints the imagery of that song to me is unlike anything else. I remember when that song came out and I was like, I just remember like it was the best day of my life.

Like I was like we drove around the So like because I was in college at the time We drove around Silver like with the windows down Blasting it like full like blasting it Screaming it and everyone was staring at us And it was just like euphoric Like you're in a movie I was in a movie

That's what Taylor Swift does best It is so true And even just have you seen like her directorial skills For the video on that Was unlike anything I've ever seen as well I think she's gonna get into directing and acting And I mean she can run for president and win 100 oh my God come on

Because she could run for president and win. Can I hit your vape? Therapist, hi pussies. Welcome Tanamojo to Therapist. That was the best intro I think I've ever had in my entire life. You're lying. And I never vape on this podcast, but Tanamojo is in town. And that means I'm going to be vaping the entire episode.

I'm really thinking that my fun new bit could be a nicotine patch. Like imagine right now I was just like, like, like that come on. I got to. I hurt myself too, by the way. Like, I just... You look beautiful. You're so sweet.

I had to, like, put on a real outfit for you. I was going to wear my, um, Pussy University. But I was like, take it off. Where's dirty? There's buffalo sauce on the wrist. I need canceled merch. We are almost done and you will get it all. I'm so excited.

Well, it's, it's so funny with the merch game now people take it so seriously and they're like critiquing and unpacking. I used to literally just like have a dream and wake up and be like, that's merch. You know what I mean? Like just, or a copyright galore. Like for a while I had like a Lizzie McGuire like I turned myself into Lizzie McGuire and put it on merch and it's like got a cease and desist. What are you doing? Like taking nothing seriously.

So I'm trying to actually make the canceled merch really like wearable and cool. You can do it like the on air sign but it says canceled. Scrap the whole death. Oh my God. Oh my God. Not kidding. Wow. Isn't that smart?

You're so smart. Well, I'm so girl boss town coded too. You always have great ideas. Well, I was a marketing major in college, but I made merch back when my account had like 500 followers. And I was interning in college and I made a few thousand dollars. And oh, this was so scammy of me. And I, I, I, well, you're talking to me. And I spent, I think I had $2,000 saved up.

I spent $2,000 on my merch, charged everyone a shit ton for it, made a few bucks. back and then all of a sudden merch became like a thing when this all popped off. If you think about it, that's like what Yeezy did for a while. Yeah. Like bad, sorry, bad, bad, bad. Nope, nope, nope. Yeah, good, good margins now. What's a margin?

Like, like, profit margins. Like, you know I don't know. I'm also a high school drop out. Okay. Oh, you are? Yeah. What grade did you drop out in? Sophomore year.

Shut the fuck up. Like two, I only went to school on Friday. freshman year because I just wanted to know what was happening over the weekend. And then by sophomore year, even that was exhausting. And I just, yeah, I remember the day I dropped out. I had on zebra flip-flops. I walked right in there and I said, I'm done. But you know what?

Does it ever feel so like I was born to do this? I was born to talk my shit in front of a camera and how people relate to it. It does feel like that sometimes. And I think it's also like, I was thinking about this actually last night because I think that I have a problem with being present. Like I'm always everywhere else mentally, you know what I mean? And I was shitting actually. In my house, but the door was opened.

And so I was looking at this house and I was like, like, this house is so fucking beautiful. And like I wasn't supposed to be here. Like I just have to try to remember like what the cards I was dealt. Right. This shouldn't be my life. Like I, you know, I should have dropped down and like been a stripper or something, you know, so it's cool.

It's cool. Yeah. Do you ever think like, sorry, sometimes I think we're really similar in the thing. Me too, I want to be best friends, but I can't like, we're at Stalker. No, we are, I text, okay, I text Julia Michaels on this fucking seat, like, and scrap the episode while you still can't. I text, Hannah, every time I'm anxious, and it has been this way for us since I've met you, I always text you. I always text you, I'm like, when, like, I remember when I first, and it sounds so shallow, but when I was, like, dealing with, like, the views and stuff, and because when you get, like, I know this sounds so dystopian and, horrible, but like when you get a lot of love online and then it kind of goes quiet for a second,

it's like, well, yeah, because you just, you, you have to really actively choose to map out how your self-worth is in this space. And if you don't, like, it can because you're basing all your worth in the good and then it goes away. And then you're like, who am I? No one loves me. I hate myself. And like, you know, whatever, yeah.

And you always do text me like, it's funny because you know how I know I fucking love you so much, though, is I had it out of body last time. You were texting me just for like advice on tour, touring and like, which is crazy, first of all, like literally your rolodex of people you could text that also tour and then choosing me crazy. But you do what I want to do.

Oh. It's true. Okay, continue. I'm sorry. I didn't need to cut you off. I'm Louise's death theory to me for cutting off. No, I love you so much. Cut me. We're ADHD. I love it. Yes. Sometimes Tannen and I will talk to each other and we'll be like this. Yeah, yeah. And we're like yelling over each other, but we get everything and it's great. It's like my love language. And I was texting you, like, novels and voice memos and all this stuff on, like, how I felt.

And I left my own body and I was like, damn, you love him because you would leave any other influencer on scene. Like, I really would have. And I just, you're going to kill it. It's actually funny. I just saw that you, at the beginning of your shows, Brooke and I were gagged. You have a QR code and people can, from the audience, can send in and ask for advice and then live on stage. You give them the advice, right? And I was like, we need to do something like that.

And it was all you. And I was talking about it in a meeting yesterday. I was like, that's the best idea ever. You know whose idea that was? It was Louise. Was that your idea? Genius. Brooke and I always talk about this as well.

It's like, I fucking love talking to that girl. Obviously, no shit. Like we're touring the world doing it and stuff. But let's say we have a story and we want to tell it on stage. And we've now told the story on stage to each other 50 times. Like there's a point where you're acting a little, you know what I mean? And running it like a stand-up bit. And I'm laughing at a joke where I know the punchline and like, whatever.

And it does become a little more of like, turning it on and it feeling like stand-up, but it's so cool to make people feel from what you say. And I think it's, I think this is almost like a new age version of stand-up because the issue, the issue I think stand-up is facing in this world is that people know you're repeating jokes

and then they have trouble with that. And it's like, but that's, it's a performance. And I think that it's like stand-up is supposed to feel like you're just up there talking shit. Relatibility. And I think this is kind of the new way to convince audience. that it's all it's all and just like dope the dopamine of it all you know what i mean like we have to i'm

like do we put subway surfer behind us like you've got to like keep people engaged in so many different ways now you know the younger crowds the younger crowds yeah and they heckle but then when it's at your own show like sometimes it's so fucking funny yeah that it's like encouraged it's like it's because what you do is like it's kind of a conversation and so if someone's gonna say something that prompts you to say something that prompts you to tell a story that prompts you to do this, that prompts you do that takes up 20 minutes and then everyone's laughing. Why not? It's so worth it exactly. Yeah. And it's, oh my God, we've been doing this. We tell all these stories about us trying to get revenge on a guy. Like when you think you ate, right? Like this guy fucks you over and you're

like, I'm gonna fuck his best friend. His best friend's like a literal lizard. And like, he doesn't care at all. And like you just leave sad and like, you know what I mean? Like one of those. We're telling all these stories like this and we started asking the crowds. what they've done to get revenge on a man. I think I saw this. I did not do one show without someone telling me that they fuck their ex's dad. Like, no, I'm not kidding.

Because the girls that come to the canceled podcast live tour are just as unwell as I am, you know? Oh, you're... I'm gonna munch your box, Diva. Someone call HR, I'm not kidding. Paige is amazing. Oh, she's everything in the world. I'm actually trying.

I'm like, I'm gonna take the summer off. And then I'm like, what if me and Paige did a second podcast? It's like in a graph. I was about to say, please, I want to hear patana stories. Dude, it's, we. We, I was going to tell you about how this girl stood up and she told us, she was pregnant and she told us it was by her ex's brother. That was the end of what I was saying.

There's a clip I'll show you. It was insane. She stood up with her baby bump, everything. He cheated on her, so she got pregnant by his brother. They're crazy. Anyways, the silence is deafening. Me and these bitches are sick. What city were you at?

So, so much. of it was Midwest. Like a Midwestern town where you think no one does shit like that. Yeah, but they do. They do. They do. I remember.

Yeah, continue. Well, no, now I want to know. I was just like, I grew up into like a suburb once where I thought nothing happened and some girl got pregnant in eighth grade. And I was like, damn. Oh my God, I had a girl like that.

We were fucking kicking it too. And I was like, damn, you just had to get knocked up, girl. But now like her and her baby are slang. Oh, my God. Get me a muzzle. Fuck. Yeah.

I really want to do a show with her too because you will get this more than anyone in the world. Okay? So I've been having page on canceled and I'm loving it, right? But the type of conversations Brooke and I have, which I love to have so much, there's so much fun, are usually about pop culture and boys

and we kind of go back and forth and it's more normal. We have our guests on, like our sense of humor like quick-witted jokes about like normal stuff. You know what I mean? And her and I are like peepy-pooh humor to the core. You know what I mean?

Like, and just all the silly stuff that you do, like the type of TikToks that you're making, like nimming and stuff. Like, that's, I literally want to call it the Pee Pee Poooo-Poo show and no one will let me. But, like, I just, I'm excited to showcase a little more of that type of people. Pee Pee P-squared.

Take it. Do it. We can cut it out of this. Take it and do it. That's a real fucking friendship, though. That's like me and my friend Alice. Like, we just sit, I had her on for an intro. once. She came on for the intro and all we did was like laugh and like over the stupidest fucking

shit. And like you're just in tears and like maybe it's a little unwatchable but like it's so fun. But it's not unwatchable. That's true because I love watching people dying laughing. Me too. Because then I'm like, oh, should I laugh? You know what I mean? Like that's how I feel. Yes. Okay, well, Tana, I was actually very excited to ask you this. What are you therapists about today? Oh, fuck. But I don't want to give you some. half-ass answer, so let me really think. I can start off if you want. I would love for you to start off.

I went to an appointment today. It was tomorrow. So I'm canceling the appointment. I can't. What was it? It was laser for my balls. Because I once hooked up with a guy. He was like 40.

I was like 20 and he was like, you're hairy. And I was like... Okay, and you're about to die. Yeah. Like, what the... Huh? That's crazy. Does it hurt?

Yeah, like a bitch. I can't actually imagine. And I want to laser my puss so bad. But like I just... It's so worth it. And it's got to be dehumanizing the eye contract you're making with the person. They go like this, you ready?

They go, you sit down, they go undress. They leave the room for you to undress, which is just pointless. And then they come back in and they go, okay, butterfly and your butt ass naked. And you go like this. And something about butterfly doesn't make me feel nice or happy. And then they go, okay, pick up your...

And you have to pick up your dick. And they like, do that side. And then that side. And like, I would fart. One time one time one of them laughed at me. Were you shaking like on the reformer? I was like, sorry, sorry. And they were like, and I was like, okay, I need to go home.

I would never recover. My issue with it too is like I would need like an old woman. Like the idea of anyone ever knowing anything about me and then I'm like holding my lip. Like not know. But it feels like and then a month later you have. haven't grown an inch of hair and you're like, this is modern technology. Oh, yeah, you're so right. It's awesome.

And then the hair falls off. It's the crazy. It's the craziest thing. It's the craziest thing. Do you want to go with me? Yes. We come out scarred. You can't shower for the day.

So I remember I woke up today and I was like, it's Tan a day. Okay, I'm going to shower. I was supposed to wake up, wake up at 8. I woke up a little later. I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck. Woke up, wash my hair, shave my face. It shaved my parts yesterday. And I was like, okay, time to go to laser.

sitting in the car, I did to laser. And I get there and I'm like, hello. Like, it's like, it's like pitch black in there. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? It was like 30 minutes away. And I was like, oh, it's fucking Memorial Day. Okay, but like, what are the presidents and the memorial and everything have to do with lasering balls?

I think we should still be lasering balls on Memorial Day. Agreed. And then I look back on my text and they were like, we're closed on Memorial Day. And I was like, got it. So I'm going to cancel tomorrow. That's what George Washington would want. He would laser. Is Memorial Day's not President Day, Tana?

Pick up a book. What's Memorial Day, you guys? Fuck, rats. You know what? I'm at the point in my life where it's fine if we don't know these things. Do we even need to know these things? Do we need to know? It's fun to learn.

It's so fun to learn. I'm in my history era. I keep saying. I watched like a show the other day and I was like, ooh. And then I, it was like something about North Korea. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I'll send you it. It was the most insane thing I've ever seen.

The way I would need that explain to me though in like diva girl pop girly pop like verbiage. I was like girl they got to go. We are. That's what we're missing. Yeah. But like oh my, if someone could teach me everything

and like slay mom of the house down boots like terminology. On a podcast? I'm gonna have five podcasts by the end of summer. Tanner, if we had like a drunk history but just you and me. I'm relapsing just for that. And it would every episode was a different thing.

And I'm like, okay. So then they had to leave. That's what I'm saying. Like the Irish exited. Yeah, the Irish exited. But literally, because they were in Ireland and it was the famine and they were hungry. Like.

Literally. I would do anything in the world. And I would learn so much. We would learn because I don't know anything. I always, my best friend Hunter, like, whenever anything serious is happening, I call him and I'm like, can you explain this to me?

And like... Is he smart? For dummies. Yeah, and he just like, he knows how stupid I am. You know what I mean? So he knows how to like... Well, in those regards, I guess.

Right. I guess. Right. Not I guess. Yep. In those regards. Yeah. What's your star side? I am.

triple cancer. Whoa. So you know yourself, by the way. I'm so depressed. I act like it's my birthday. Every day. That means when you have your sun is your cancer, but when you're rising and your moon is the same, it means the way other people see you is how you see yourself.

So you're really self-aware. Crivolingly. And I could be lying, but I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Louise is my line. Do you remember what the... Yeah, that's pretty much. Okay. Just making sure.

It is, I'm so cripplingly self-aware. and I talk about it all the time because it's the biggest blessing and curse. Like even when I like do something so embarrassing, like watching everyone like make fun of me for like Team Bryce on God. Like I was like, you're so right.

Like more. When you first saw that, were you like, fuck my life. So badly. No, I actually, I just pretended it like wasn't real for a couple weeks.

And then I was like, oh no, it's like super real. Like I remember that. And then I could get on board. I just had to be like, ah, ah,

ah, for like a week and a half. And then I was like, okay. Was Paige there for that? No. I was, really? Yeah.

And that's what I was, everyone thought I was hammered and I was sober. So even sitting with that was a bigger, like that was just me being me. But doesn't it feel amazing that now you're in internet history and like in those videos that are like pop culture moments that like keep me up at night? Every time I'm watching one of those and I see myself, I'm just like, god damn it.

Not interested. Wait, no, I would feel so good. Those videos are my favorite videos in the world where they're like Kendall Jenner, Who's your alter ego? She's like, two-pack chuker. You're right, it is like iconic. And like Trish is in them when they're like, when rare beauty.

Did she name that after her rare disease? Like, do you know what I mean? Like, those videos save my life. Oh, I'm just so fucking in love with you because of everything you just said. Like, I just love a chronically online. Like, but funny, like you're, ugh. I love you so much.

This is making me want to do this with you like once a week. I would do it all the time whenever you want. I do love this environment too. Like we're ripping. We're eating. We're eating. Like we are and I know. I was just in my head like Louise, tell me I did a good job after today.

Louise, because I left the Ed Shearer and when we get in the car and it's dead silent and she goes. And I go, what? Isn't that the worst? You need to stop cutting people off. And she looks at me and goes, it's fucking Ed Sheeran. And you're sitting there and you're cutting him off. And I'm like, I really don't think I cut him off that much.

And I watch back and it's like, yeah. So I'm like, yeah. Okay, great. It's so nice to have someone else like that though who is like self-aware and will tell you your shit, it makes you so much better. I don't know what I would do without page if I didn't get in the car and she was like, stupid, stupid, stupid, isn't that the worst though when you're shooting a podcast and afterwards like all to light shut off? Like everyone starts to go home. No one said good job and like the sponge bob like, no. Like the music starts to play.

This is the best therapist episode literally ever. I'm in love with this. I've been wanting to go on so bad. I know, and I knew, and I was going to get, like, something, and then I was like, fuck it, like, fuck it. This is, let's just fucking do it. I think it's better like that, though, I really do. Yeah. Like, it's just, I love to just talk shit and giggle.

Oh. Oh, my God. It's so fucking obsessed with you. I am obsessed with you. But you don't, you just really don't understand. Like, I'm so creepily obsessed. You're the only person that makes me feel as good about myself. Like, when I leave hanging out with you, I'm like, I feel so good about myself.

Because I just love people, too, like, aren't doing. doing it. You don't do shit at like, I was just saying this to my friend today. Like my favorite type of person is someone who's not doing something for like the masses to get. Like I love it. If you get it, you get it. I'm like, I get it.

Yeah. And I love you for that. Like it's just, it's so good. I don't know. Half this shit I post. I'm like, I feel like some people are going to get this, but like, who cares? I'm like, for who does, they'll laugh with me. And like, that's the most lit way to do shit.

And I just, I'm in love with you. I'm always bitching about this. So it doesn't count. But it's just. So I'm leaving. for like tour and I leave tonight actually. I got to get on this bus and I've just been like writing the shows and doing so fucking much for this. Everything.

Right. Just working like crazy, you know. And I, my biggest fucking pet peeve in the entire world, I have a tier list to this, okay, is when like a meeting could have been a call. A call could have been an email. An email could have been a text and a text could have been a thought. Yeah. to yourself. Like the amount of people with just the audacity.

Like we need to have a meeting and you show up and you're like, that could have been a 40 second call. Or like someone text me and it's like, you literally could have like been pissing and thought that and just moved on. You didn't need to reach out to me. Like just the amount of fuck. I sound like such a comment. But like the time wasters of it all is what I'm always therapist about,

especially when I have no fucking time. And to play off of that, what bothers me even more is when someone will send you something negative about you online and be like, ah, did you see this? Yeah, I did see it, actually. Thank you. It's, I've never, ever understood that. It's like, who do you think you're helping you?

Like, no one. And it's like, I think that people just want to feel close. Yeah, they're like, I'm sorry. Yeah, and it's like, I don't want to talk about it. Wait, sorry. This, I, I hate when there is a fucking viewfinder. I know, I'm so plagued by it. Do you want me to turn it off?

No, because, like, I love me. Okay, yeah. Like, it's just like, I can't stop. looking like I need to know everything like every little you know you know who else did the same thing was Charlie XTX so you guys are kind of iconic kind of kind of kind I want to do something with her you have to I need to you have to I reached out we'll see no you will you will I feel like you've had so many like projects throughout your entire career what projects is just such a nice word for like mania no no this is perfect example I go to Tana's

for the first time I'm like, how Tannabas? Like, da-da-da, she looks at me. She goes, oh, sweetie. She goes, the weed business isn't for me. Brooke and I just did the whole bit uncanceled. It hasn't like come. It's like an episode that's coming out later, but we were talking about just my projects.

Like now I'm, I, now my first thought is like, okay, am I gonna want to be doing this in a year or five years or whatever? But like, we were talking about this one that I was going to do Tana's tacos. Oh. And I don't mean like this was just a thing. thought, Jake Shane.

I mean, I was going to these kitchens every week and trying a full menu and leaving notes on everything. It was hot Cheetos were in every single item on the menu. I'm not fucking kidding you at all. Like, it was the people who did Mr. Beast Burger. And I was like, it's going to be everywhere. And I'll never forget I had to scrap it because I finally, like, here I am thinking that my new thing is going to be culinary art, right?

Yeah. And I get to the point where I've now curated. my menu and mind you it's like hot cheetos on pickles in a taco no one's eating it but you bubble guts okay and i bring it to all my friends and mind you i'm filming this i'm filming this for a documentary on tana's tacos that's gonna get six views what do you mean i'm filming it and i make all my friends try these fucking tacos and the next day mind you this was at the time where i lived with all of them my 17 roommates. The next day, every single person was glued to a toilet,

gripping the walls like no other. Like, I gave everyone, like, the sweats and food poisoning. And, like, I had to scrap it, obviously. After just, like, a year of work, same shit with cannabis. It was like... Does that hurt? Other than the indigestion from the taco itself, yes, it was, yeah. But I also just had a lot of faulty,

management, I think, that looked at me as a cash cow. And so I would be like 19 on mushrooms with a manic idea. And then all of a sudden we're like doing it. But like doing it, D.H. G.H. She inversion, whatever it was. You know, and it's like just wild, like to think about. Like, now I'm happy that I'm in a place where I think it through. And I have a team of people who think things through. And you know what?

You can fucking tell. Like, your pop patana, you sold out the Greek. Like for a podcast I love you I love you when Brooke told me that We were like I saw her and she was like Yeah we sold out the Greek Apparently it's like a huge deal

I was like I think she might have had her table Swissed we're doing the Greek But we were selling out room similar in size So it's like trust me You will sell out the Greek Which is not No she didn't say sold out sorry

She said you were doing the Greek Yeah I took sold out just because you sell out everything It is wild that like this tour We have like five more shows left And then we're done with it and like we'll have done like 60 sold out shows everywhere. Like I'm just,

and you're killing it too. It's great. I really take after you, so thank you. Diva, please. Diva, seriously. D-S. Nintendo. D-S-I.

Diva is seriously intense. See, that's why I love you too is like, if I said that to anyone else, like Diva seriously, they'd be like, you know what I mean? Like you'll add on to a bit. It's brain wrong. You're down. Oh my God. And it's so good. It's so good. It's, I think it really took a uptick after COVID where everyone was like, wait, maybe this is funny. I agree.

Like, where we all just bored in our houses? Because like, I fully was like, you were ahead of it. Sorry, I just cut you off. Oh, my God. I swear I haven't noticed one time and I like it. Okay. But that's because I'm ADHD. It like feeds me. Right. I love it. Yes. Okay. Amazing. But during COVID, everyone was on their phone. So it felt like the people that didn't get brain rot before kind of came. came into it and we're like, oh, this is kind of cool. And now it's like a thing. I 100% agree. I just, I really do love it. But at what point is it too far? Because I saw this TikTok the other day just about like speaking in brain rot.

And I really am walking around all day. Like, Diba, Diba, booed. Seriously, like what TikTok sound am I stimming? Like right now it's been brother, ugh. And I can't stop. And Britney Spears, you found me. Like, I can't. Have you seen the girl who like pretends to be Britney Spears and she's in the mom?

and you find her in like the clothing rack and she goes, you found me. What do you mean? Wait, can we make a TikTok to that after this? Yes. I have to give credit to Trevi Moran for that one because she- Oh, I love her. You would love Trevi so much.

I saw Trevi singing along at Lana and I was like, oh, she gets it. She's just like the most talented person I've ever met and the funniest, quick-witted person. Like every single day she has me like, like she silences me. Right. Like where I'm like, how the fuck did you just think that fast to make that joke? It's so nuts. It's because, I don't know.

How long have you guys known each other for? Oh, my God. Like, coming up on 10 years. Wow. She was my first friend in L.A. And I always, I watched Trevi when she was in her like O2L, like OG YouTube era and was like a fan. And then we met and we were the same age. And everyone else kind of like the Shane Dawson and the Jeffrey Star and all everyone else kind of coming up at that time was like older than.

Right. So we were like going out to all the Hollywood shit together. And she would let me sleep on her couch before I ever lived in L.A. It's just crazy. She was, I've been writing my book. And I'm so excited to tell you all about it. Wait, I want to hear about it. But Trevi was like, you know, I met your parents like 15 times before you fully, like, fell out with them.

And I don't remember a lot of my life. Right. I was like, it's so crazy, like, how long you've been around for and how much you remember. It's really sweet. Doesn't it feel good to have people like that? So good. Because first of all, I'm like, filling the blanks. Right.

Like, I don't remember anything. But, like, you know. They know you, sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. 100%. Because they remember shit that you don't remember. Yeah. So when you're reacting a certain way to something, they'll be like, well, you're reacting this way because of this.

And you're like, oh my God, I didn't even think about that. And it's so nice to have friends. Like, to me, it's like if we're going to be close for a long time, it's got to be so open and honest. And like, you know, if you can take the heat stand in the kitchen, we've got to give it back to each other and whatever. And it's nice to have those friends who kind of read you to filth like that, but in like a caring way.

You know? Always. Yeah. You need those people. Yeah. Or else you're just surrounded by yes people and then what happens. And that's so scary. That's like one thing about me is I always want to keep my circle like the way it is.

Like people that I've been close with forever. You've had them forever. Yeah. And it's so nice. It is nice. I mean, just with the way I was like brought up and raised, I like learned at a very young age that family just for me at least isn't blood. And like my friends are my fucking family. There's nothing more important than chosen family.

Nothing. I agree. You know, they really. Oh my gosh. There really isn't, when you feel like, I totally understand, obviously, blood is blood, but like when you both choose each other and you're like, we, we're in it for life.

And actively continue to choose each other. Even when it's not easy and, you know what I mean like that? I think that's a beautiful thing. Because it's like, we're friends. We could walk away. We're not tied by blood, but living with that family mindset. Right. You know, still actively choosing someone.

You know what the blood version of chosen family is? What? You know too much about me. I know too much about you. Like, we're stuck. 100%. That's so real. Yeah.

That is so fucking real. Oh my God. I always think about that. And that's blood. Yes. And we're oversharers by like nature too. So it's like, you know too much. Too much.

Yeah. Whatever tan is to see each other, we're like always ask each other about the. But it's everything to me. It really fucking is. I love you. I love you so much. I really love you. I really.

I'm having like so much fun right now. Like, you're just my favorite. You just. Oh, Tiana. I love you so much. It's going to be so many the I Love You, Conner. This is a good hug. You do.

Wait, I don't know your sign. I'm a Scorpio. I don't know a lot about astrology. I used to always, like, pretend to know a lot when I wanted to hook up with a girl, you know? Yeah. I'm trying to learn more, though, because I'm starting to just, like, I am such a cancer. It means you're, you know, it's so interesting that you're a cancer, because cancer is normally wouldn't do what you did.

You left, you left home. You came here. You started a career. Really? You're very homebodies. They're very homebodies. They're very homesick. They vary very much.

But you kind of, what you did is you brought your home with you. Oh my. The goosebumps. Did you see that? That's so crazy because that's so true. Like, to me, home has always been a feeling, not a place. And like, that's, and I am homesick in that way and like a metaphoric and a feeling way. always like that's so interesting i am on the cusp of a gemini so maybe that's why i'm like a well that's

why you're you're taught you can talk to people oh yeah i said i didn't know that no yeah gemini's are really good at talking to people i'm jemini rising jemini moon so wow i do love jemmine which says a lot about me but like i just i don't know yeah keep you on your toes they do you know should we get into the tell me what's wrongs what's the tell me what's wrongs you know the tell me what's wrongs would they tell us what the pussies right in and tell us what wrong we prescribe them. Oh my God, I'm so excited to prescribe the pussies.

I do know, I'm sorry. No, no, don't apologize. I had to explain this to someone the other day and they were like, what? And I was,

never mind. It was just, do you know, sometimes you start talking and then halfway through the sentence, you're like, I don't want to finish the sentence. Me always,

always, we always do that to each other. I'm like, and then we should just, ugh. And we just constantly hit like the, and it's great. It's a sentence.

Yeah. And it's just like, all right, understood. Yeah. Understood. Yeah. . of sentence. Okay.

I don't want this to end. It's not. We just begun. We just hit the tummy what's wrong. Oh my God. Okay. I thought this was like the ending thing and I was like, no, we can't do that. Wait, no.

This goes on for like another 30, 40 an hour. You're at an hour, by the way. Oh, well, this is just going to be an extra long episode. Three minutes. I really do want to start our history podcast. I would do, I would any, if you told me tomorrow, like literally that you wanted to walk across the country like Mike Posner and film it, like I'd walk. across the country with you.

I'm like, I wouldn't do that with anyone else. What should we do? Like, I want to do something like really. Like, should we go to Antarctica? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Yes.

Me just wanting to like leave L.A. Like, see the penguins. Ooh, diva down. Like, oh, the ice cap's melting. Fuck. Like Slay Tuxedo Kings. Yeah. Oh, they must be hot.

Yeah. Oh my God. That would be funny if we like simple life did up kind of. You know what I mean? Yes. I'm so. I will do anything with you. Anytime you want.

Okay. You know, Reach out to Alexander 23 and if he says no, like I'm there. I hate when you say this. You don't like, it's someone, what Tana says. These things, it's like, do you not like see the numbers next to your name? You're, I love you so much. You know what I mean?

I love you. I swear it's all people just confused to hate watching though. No, Tana, it's not. If we were confused to hate watching, you wouldn't be a top podcast. You wouldn't be selling out shows across the country. You're so sweet. I love you. I'm not sweet.

I'm stating facts. It's so funny too because I always do this to other people and like I get so, like my boyfriend's so like that. I'll be like, baby, you're literally the most beautiful person I've ever seen. He's like, he's like, you're just gassing me. And I'm like, I don't even want to say it anymore. Like, no, it's a fact. Yeah.

Like, he's, I remember the first time I met him, I was like, oh. You're like, right? It's scary. And then he's so golden retriever that it's like, it makes it okay. He's perfect. He's so perfect. I love him. I miss him.

I'm like becoming so codependent. Really? Like, it's so bad. I just left Hawaii a couple days ago. And we were both crying in the airport. Like, I was going to war. Like, like, I was going to war. I was going to Antarctica and it's like I'm going to see you in 14 days.

You're just going to the therapist office. Yeah, not kidding. Like, at all. It was cute out on the phone. I was like, I'm going to film with Jake Shane. He was so excited for me because he knows how much I love you. Oh, tell him. I love him.

I know he's the best. He's been nothing. He's one of those people where it's like every time I've met you, you've been nothing, but so nice. He's just like, he doesn't have, and it's not like fleeting surface level nice, which I hate. Like, he's genuinely so inherently good, like down to the core. And it's like just, I love him. He's the best. You've lucked out.

out. Healthy relationship is such a sleigh. I feel so lucky I do. I had to outsource. That was the thing. Stop dating in L.A. How'd you meet him? In Hawaii.

Stop. He's straight, McCoha, and I have a gay bestie. Gay McCoha. I only knew one, that one, gay McCoa. And he introduced us when I was just, it's funny because I was,

I went to Hawaii because I always go there to, like, find peace and clarity, and I was just burnt out and, like, a mess. Right. And then I met it. And gay McCoa broke my toe, and then straight McColl was, like, carrying me around

and, like, icing my bloody toe. And I was like, he's never going to fuck me. Like my toes bleeding everywhere. It's in a cup of ice water. He just met me like. But you fucked. It ended up working out.

Not kidding. I love him. He's the best. Jake. I am 40 years old and I've never had a boyfriend before. Wow. Did future me write this? My friends tell me I come on way too strong and it turns guys off.

What should I do to actively tone it down? Thanks, love Monique. I know someone like this and I always feared they're going to die alone. Holy shit. Monique. Not Monique. I've never met a Monique that I didn't like, by the way. Hi, Monique.

I love a Monique. That was my high school best friend's name. Wow. It's hard because it's like, it shouldn't be that way. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want to be with somebody that you feel like you have to make yourself smaller for. Like, my immediate advice to her is like,

don't change anything. You deserve someone who's, sees you for all of you and loves you for that. But at what age do we get to where we do have to self-reflect and be like, okay, what am I maybe doing? Right. That's like not turning down your personality, but maybe like dialing in on some of the toxic things. Yeah.

Or it's like I often feel like people get in these patterns where they're like, I've never had a boyfriend or I've never this. So they convince themselves that they're never going to and like project that and like end things before they start and like sabotage things. to like stay with what they're comfortable with, you know? That's what I do. I just have attachment issues. Like I can't.

Are you avoid it? So avoidant. I like, not with friends. With friends, I'm like, we're together forever and whatever. But when it's like, when it gets to the point, like, I just, I feel very uncomfortable with like, when you're in a relationship, like, that person has to know you so personal and so deeply. And I just don't, I don't know.

But I would prescribe to Monique, two things. Liability by Lord. And. For real. Baby, will they hurt me crying in a taxi? They will. Like, oh, my, it's a best song ever. It's the best song ever.

And I'm going to prescribe the 40-year-old version. I'm going to prescribe. Is it prescribed? Yeah. Obviously, it's prescribed. Why would I even ask that? Literally so embarrassing. I would prescribe a quarter Xanax.

Okay. And Hinge. Hinge. Were you ever on Hinge? Oh my God, yeah, I had a hinge boyfriend. Really? Like, I had a hinge boyfriend. I've never had a hinge boyfriend.

I've had hinged dates, but never a hinge boyfriend. I was like really hinging it up for a while because I was like, I wanted to date in L.A., but I felt like the circle that I'm in and the scene I'm in, I just couldn't find what I was looking for. I wanted someone who was from a completely different, like, world inside of L.A. It's like, when people are like, I got married from Hinge, I'm always like, how? How? Like, I think it's like you can go on the dates, maybe have a little boyfriend here and there,

but it's hard. It's like, I was dating this guy for like a couple months, and he was super, super fucking hot. And like, it was cute, but like, we were just so different. And then after a while, it was like, I don't know you from Adam or Eve. Right.

And, like, I guess it's like you could meet someone organically and feel that way. But it's just different. I hit so different meeting someone organically. And it sucks to say because it's so hard for me to meet people organically. but when I'm out of bar and like I'm flirting with someone, like it's everything.

It just happened to me twice in my life. It feels amazing. I completely, completely understand. Just because it's like, like the tension all night. It feels like a movie. It feels like a movie. It feels like the digital era does ruin so much of like things.

Because things being romantic directly goes against things being like pre-planned and like digitally selected and like, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's all about spontaneity. Yeah. And like, hinge. And fate, I guess. And, yeah.

But it's like I get so much social anxiety in L.A., but, like, I don't know if you experience this. I so prefer going out in New York to L.A. Like, I have so much more fun in New York. Like, I feel there's the gay scenes better. Everything's better. In L.A., it's so, like. You know what I've always said about the difference in New York in L.A.?

Because I wanted to move to New York for a long time. I remember this. I love New York City so much. Well, in L.A. Everyone cares so much about what everyone else is doing. They're walking on the street and they're looking at your outfit and they're scanning you and they want to know what you do for a living and what car you drive and even just further than social bias is just everything. Your life and if you're succeeding in your numbers and in New York, no one could give a fuck less what you're doing, thinking, wearing, being.

Like it's just like, do you, I'm going to do me. And that creates for such a freer environment. It's just like it's so much more like it's just less judgey. It's more like, I always say, like, concerts in L.A. I don't know if you experience this with crowds in L.A., but concerts in L.A. Like, that's what kind of sucks about Coachella. Like, I remember I was at Phoebe Bridgers, and I was, and I never cried. And I just heard, like, sometimes music just really gets me.

I'm the same way. She played the first, and I just wasn't expect. Oh, my God, I have chills thinking about it. The first few strings of motion sickness. And I just remember, like, bursting out into tears. And everyone's in the crowd, like. I, like, turned to my right, and I sat like, Like, it was just the perfect person.

And I was like, that was the perfect. Like, you couldn't write that with a blank filled better. Like that's. And I was like, I hated here. And Brett was like, aw. No, I completely understand. It's like corny in L.A. to like feel and care and whatever. It's because it's the every, this is, this is L.A.

problem it's the problem when you care everyone will just be like oh you're oh you're faking it you're trying too hard you're trying too hard no i'm just being like i'm just living i'm feeling living being you're suppressing that yeah you're suppressing that and like that's caring way more in my opinion it is like which i couldn't agree more i literally couldn't agree more that's i'm so over kochella for that reason i do i pray every year it's my last what i say i i think this might have been my last it won't. My goal is to like go back with a kid one day. Like the toddler and like to see it through their eyes.

Oh dude, little, but not too young because then I'm like, why the fuck did you bring your baby? Five and six and they have the headphones and they're on their dad's shoulders. That's what I'm saying. And just seeing it through like a kid's eyes or like an innocent, unjaded Los Angeles fucks. That's one thing I love about being with Makoa too is like seeing someone who's like so not from L.A. And like getting to, like even Coachella with him was so nice because all he cared about was the music. Yes.

Didn't give a fuck what he was wearing or what anything. It was just like, God, we're so awful. We're so awful. That's why I want to go to like, and it's just funny because you see like the videos of these people and the crowds and everyone's like, why did the crowd suck so bad? Like Coachella, I'm like, no, no, no, you don't understand. This is every concert in L.A. This is what you will experience.

The only crowd I have not experienced that within L.A. Who do you think? Taylor Swift. Because Taylor came and she was like. I don't care what. Like, no one's gonna do this with me. No one's gonna do this with me. Like, I'm showing up, I'm shutting down your city.

I'm doing six nights. You're gonna scream at the top of your lungs. You know every fucking lyric. And if you don't get the fuck out. Well, and it's, she just creates an environment that's so, like, non-judgmental and welcoming and opening. And, like, it's so hard to find.

It really is. So happy you're a Swifty now. It, like, really, like. I don't, I need to, I feel like I still need, like, a Jake Shane Masterclass to fully rep the time. title. Like, I feel like you really can't be like I'm a Swifty and just like not only know the like surface. You know, but like you. I love her. Have you seen her documentary on Netflix? No. Tina! Oh my God. I'm gonna come over. We're gonna watch it. We're gonna watch it. We're gonna do. I mean it. We are gonna watch it's called Miss Americana. I know every lyric. She starts off playing the piano. Her cat touches the piano. And then do you know what I'm talking about? And then she's like, these are the journals I had when I was a kid. My dream.

My reality. My the... She's just such a romanticizer too And everything is so beautiful. And it worked. It's so crazy. It is. Yes, I need to do more.

I've been like... With tortured poets, I've done the most. I know everything about everything. It's like my... The smallest man who ever lived changed my life. I was about to say, that's my hyperfixation song at the moment. It's so bad.

How much... Like, I'm really bad about hyperfixation music. Really bad. Like, six hour flight, it's one song. Right. On loop the entire time. Like, all week. It's one song.

Like in the car, if my dream is like, for driving an hour, one song. One song. Like, and it's, it's the greatest song ever. It is amazing. You know what the best part about? And this is what,

I think this is Taylor Swift's power and also sometimes what people like tear her down about, but what they don't understand is like not all of these songs are about her life. And that's why she doesn't do interviews anymore. Because it's like some of these songs are inspired from her life. Some are it. Like, for example, like you listen to like guilty as sin and you're like okay well that's about that's about I'm like but what if it's not like what if it's just like she's an artist and she's a writer and she's openly said that she takes these titles and she uses them as creative writing prompts so she took the title of midnight when she would release midnight and she was like okay I'm gonna write songs based on midnights and like you know when she came up with 1989 she the story is crazy she lost the gramees she lost the gramie of album of the year to read and she woke up in the middle of

of the night and said my next album is called 1989 i'm cutting my hair i'm doing a pop rebrand and the rest is history see and then it's just like what type of brain do you have to have to do that to wake up in the middle of the night and just she's like like that within itself to me is why she's like a genius she's genius like no one else could ever no one else could ever like any other artist if they did that like i woke up in the middle of the night and i titled my album this like it would just be the most manic schizo right shit yeah it'd be off It'd be awful. Okay.

Gotta rephrase that. No, no. You know what? Whatever you want to cut? You know that. By the way, I think that is podcast etiquette. By the way. I was invited on a podcast once and they were like, you don't get final approval.

I was like, so I'm not doing it. I couldn't agree more. People always think canceled is going to be that way. Like, I have to tell people like, no, you can cut anything. You can cut whatever you want? And I'm like, what do you mean, really? Like, what kind of fucked up death trap is it? to have someone on something and then be like anything you said,

I'm going to put out there forever and it's going to alter your reputation forever, even if you don't want it. It's just evil because it's like you're inviting people to be in like this very vulnerable space. Yes. Being vulnerable. And then it's like, okay, if you don't want something, you don't want something. Sorry, Monique. We kind of got off topic.

She's like watching the 40-year-old virgin barred out right now crying. Yeah, because what did we prescribe? Half a Xanax, the 40-year-old version, and liability. All those three things. happening at once. It's just like, they say you're a little much for me. Like barred out,

like watching the 40-year-old version. On inch swiping. Why was that me all of like 2020 though? No, like real. Oh my God. Liability is the best song ever. That album.

When I got arrested at Coachella, I'll never ever forget. I, um, oh, it might have been green light, so I'm just lying. But I like got out. Like,

they took me out of the handcuffs. My glitter tears were like fucked up from like, actually crying and like Lord was performing and she was singing liability or Greenland. I can't remember and I walked out and I was like, I'm in a movie. You are. You should frame that mugshot. Oh, diva.

It's on pillows. It's on things. It's definitely, I want a new one, but I don't want a new one. New one. I'm just forever angry that real mugshots make you take your ears out. What do you mean? Like I was sitting there vogueing from my mugshot right? I'm mewing.

Yeah. In the moment were you like upset or where you're like, okay, this is kind of kind. I was just on Molly. and like scared afterwards I was like this is kind Yeah in the moment I was like I don't know and Coachella jail is a weird place you don't want to go

And they were like take your ears out And I was like that's literally so lame Yeah Like why I don't want to dumbo it up In this monk shot yeah I don't know Just a thought Judicial system I want to have a threesome

with my boyfriend's best friend And his girlfriend Wait hold on I want to have a threesome With my boyfriend's best friend And his so not your boyfriend That's a foursome Yeah

Or is it with my... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. So her boyfriend's not in the equation. I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend's best friend and his girlfriend. His best friend wants to do it. But I fear my boyfriend will be jealous of me. Should I do it? Yeah.

Like, her boyfriend's not a part of it. Like, she just wants to, like, fuck his best friend and the best friend's girlfriend. I think so. But still, like, just the boyfriend's best friend. and the boyfriend of the best friend. Like, I don't think... Just do it. I can't.

Getting overwhelmed by that is so funny. It really, like, that was, that was like a math equation. Carry the four, subtract the two. I couldn't. Yeah. It's... Just do it. Yeah.

I mean, you're probably gonna get left. Yeah. But, like, I mean, if you want to do that so bad, like, maybe you don't want to be with your boyfriend that bad. I'm so depressed to act like it's my birthday. Every day. Why did I just say it like that? Every day?

Have you seen baby reindeer? Yes. Sorry you were giving Mars though with that? Every day. Every day. That's not what she sounds like at all. She's like, can I have a coke? That show is fucked up.

You know that the main character. It's real. It's real. Yeah, like it all really happened to him and then he chose to act. It's so, and then she went on Pyrs Morgan, which I just found so gross. Like, I'm like, why- It's not funny.

Like, it's not funny, ha, ha, it's funny, weird. That's why I'm laughing. But it's like, I just, I'm like, ugh, like, I don't want to watch this. I feel, like, disloyal to Richard God. Like, you know what I mean? Like. Yes, 100%. And it's like, it's so crazy to be, that people live with like the, like, the, like, the, she thought she ate disorder.

Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, Martha was like, like, you know Martha left Pierce Morgan. Like, everyone knows I'm not a stalker. Like, no. But you didn't do what you think you did. It's just funny because no one was like maybe it's her, maybe not, maybe it's not her. And like it would have died out there.

And then she's like, you know what? Like I'm going to set the record straight. And like just completely like ruined it. Backfired. Like it's like you are clearly. I mean the bitch she looks like her. Yeah. They cast it.

It's so like too good. Too good. Honestly too good. Too good. To the point where you know when they cast something too good where it's like you can never play anyone ever again because you were so good at that. Yes. Oh my God. Yes.

What do we prescribe? Oh, do the threesome. Yeah. Maybe leave her man. Yeah, maybe that. I don't know. Because I just, yeah. Anytime I've ever wanted some shit like that, but I'm dating someone, it's like,

you don't like the person you're dating. I need to date someone. Fuck. I have this friend that only talks about men. Like, seriously, we're 22 and she only talks about who wants her and who wants to have sex with, who she wants to have sex with, and makes it like some sort of base you're worth off this. I've been noticing it so much recently and I don't know how to tell her.

I don't want to hang out because that's all she talks about. Okay, well, you are 22. That's true. I don't know about you. But I am feeling 22. Yeah, it's, that's true. You are, like, at 22, that's just so common. And good for you for being, like, ahead of the curve.

It's hard. I have a lot of friends like that, too. And it's, like, exhausting. Yeah. But I like it in certain capacities. Like, for me, it's just like, I have friends like that, but then I need other people to, like, satisfy me.

Right. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like this person, it just sounds like, I'm not saying end your whole friendship or even call, I feel like you can't call someone out on that because they're just going to keep doing it. Yeah. Or it's just going to be like a weird fight, but you just need someone to like mentally satisfy you as well.

Like some, I'm prescribing new other friends. New friends. Always. But I just like, don't leave the friend, just new friends. And then if the friend wants to be like, why are you a little distant, then you can bring it up. Yeah. And it's like, then maybe like when you do have a.

love life, little trial and tribulation, you go to that friend. Right. You guys can just. Different friends for different things sometimes. 100%. And maybe that friend isn't your chosen family if you're this frustrated about it. 100%. Yeah.

That is always tough where it's like, oh my God. Like, you know what I mean? Waiter's like, Stiller Sparkling. And she's like, Stephen loves sparkling. And it's like, oh, my God, can it? You know. And Stephen wants to fuck me. Yeah.

And it's like, we got it. Yes. What am I going to prescribe for that? It's giving Stan. Stanley Cup to me. It's giving Stanley Cup? Elaborate. I don't know.

Like, just like that type of girl. Like, get her a Stanley Cup. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. I'm hyper fixated on Stanley Cups right now. Because they're just so funny. They are. Like, for it to be this socially normalized and all these bitches look like they're carrying

a blender around. It's so funny to me. And like, like how the one, like the car, like someone's car caught on fire, but then the Stanley Cup didn't burn. No it didn't. Yes, and then Stanley Cup bought the person a new car. That's marketing. That's a Black Mirror episode.

That's Black Mirror and that is marketing. Yeah, like, is that not nuts? I just, I don't know. Stanley, man. But then, like, Kylie and Stasi just filmed a video and, like, they had their Stanley Cups. The Stanley Cubs. They went in and out. Yeah, and I was like, there's no way Kylie Jenner is a Stanley Cup.

Like, if that's the case, like, we can't. We can't go on. Like, we can't bash that. I found the most insane invention yesterday. My friend found it. And I was like, is this real? Okay, you ready for this? when you're on an airplane,

you plug it into the, you plug it into the headphone thing, turn it on, Bluetooth to the airplane TV. What do you mean? It's like a little adapter. So you know how you always have to ask the airplane for headphones so you can watch the movies?

Uh-huh. No, no, not anymore. It's called Airfly or I fly. You plug it in to like the little thing. Oh, and you have Bluetooth headphones. And you, like, your AirPods connect to the little adapter in every movie. You don't need Air Force.

airport headphones anymore. And it stops feeling like there's like hard chewing gum in your ears. Yes. I love like all of these like in flight inventions. Like I'm hoping in 10 years it's like an inflatable like bed in your one like 25B seat. What's the nicest? I mean like what's the night like I'm just like curious because I feel like you've flown a million places and done a million things.

Like I've always wanted to try like Singapore air first class or like what's the craziest you know what I'm going to say hot take. Okay. And I'm, I really need to stop. Like, Tanna's here, not Zana. But if you take a fucking quarter bar, a Spirit Airlines middle seat feels like Emirates. I'm kidding. I don't know.

I had a really, like, seriously bad obsession with flying private for a long time. Yeah. Like I was Taylor. Yeah. Like, you know, and it's like, you don't have it like that. And I've jaded myself so bad that now I like, and it's like, who do you think you are? Jeff? Basos, Tana.

Like I just I don't understand I'm trying to think of Have you ever flowed Emirates? I don't think so I haven't maybe I just want to speak to someone who has I just want to speak Get Casey Nicestad on

Who is that? I love you No that's it That's the whole that's the whole conversation Okay Just you don't yeah Okay Am I said do you know who that is

That is actually really fucking crazy That you don't know Who is Casey Nicestat? What? It is like A blogger But like the He was the

Oh god Cut No no not even cut because it's like It's camp that you don't like It's not cut like you don't need to know who every single person ever is I was just very into like Growing up I was very into I don't know like I was always such a big music guy

So I was always knowing all like the artists and like I was always so into Traditional media And then like the intro I had to digital media was you and Emma. Like those were the two people that like introed me digital media. That's so crazy. It's true. Like I remember being like, okay, like YouTube, YouTube, Tana Mojo.

That's so crazy. It's why? I don't know. It's like whenever, like even when my fans are like you raised me. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I watched you. There was one thing you did once and it was my favorite video you've ever posted to this day. You're getting ready for a party.

at the Team 10 house. And it is the most chaotic get ready with me I've ever seen in my entire life. You're like, fuck, I have to go. Do you remember this? You're like, it's like a chaos. I think I remember this.

And it's like a 20 minute get ready with me and you're just throwing shit on your face and like, and like you get to this party and there's like a bouncy castle. And you're like, why the fuck am I here? That arrow was just so funny to me. It was like living in that house was unlike anything in the world.

What was it like? Sometimes it was like so calm, eerie calm and it was cunt. Like I loved it. Like I'd have like my long robe on and it's like, because it was the biggest house in the world. And like no YouTuber was buying like $10 million mansions that I loved. And Jake just was the type of person that had like a hundred people working for him at all times. So then I just got to walk around and like boss everyone around and like no, I wasn't paying them.

He was. You know, like that type of stuff was really fun. Like I just, it was diva. But then it would be like I would just walk in one day and there's like a cow in the foyer and it's like why you know what i mean and like seven whose kids like who's who's whose children were at the team ten house there there were two kids that were always there like jake had this bit that was like mini jakeful oh no and his real name was titus and he had a little sister riot and i was just always watching them they were so cute it was it was were you guys

were you like you want to date not i'm not kidding it was like oh i don't even know what a time yeah That's funny that that's like what? Like that's the video. Oh, we got a caller! We have a caller? We have a caller. Hey, one of our friends is secretly hooking up with our best friend's brother and we know but we don't want to ruin the friend group by telling her. Help call us.

I said it's Jake and Tanna. Okay, can we talk about this really quick though? Yeah. I don't get why when bitches get mad when like someone took me up with a brother. Right. Like I had a friend like do this to me. I didn't hook up with her brother but everyone was accusing me. And, like, she was all, like, freaking out.

And I was like, do you want your own brother? Like, why, like, do you don't mean? Sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. But it's like, why are you? Like, who cares, right? Hello.

No, Anna. Answer the phone. She responded. What? You want me to stop? Hello. No, but something about you just blowing her up is iconic. Like, imagine having, like, 10 missed calls from Jake Shane.

Do you use your phone number? Hello? Hi, it's Jake and Tan. Did she hang up? Humbling. How humbling. Wait, she's calling back. No.

Hello? Hi, sorry. You hung up on us, Diva. Hello? Hello? Hi, it's Jake and Tanna. Hey, Queen. Are you kidding?

No. We're here to Therapuss your puss. Good. Wait, so your friend is hooked. up with your best friend's brother. Okay, Tanna's going to give you some advice on this. Oh, fuck. Hi.

Hi. Okay. What's the T and lore here? Like, why is it bad? Why is it wrong? Like, why can't everyone just know? Like, what if we pass him around? If everyone knows, there's going to be some people that are mad.

Who? Why? Because it's her brother and, like, We just don't usually mess with that. That's fair. But, like, nobody, I feel like, if people find out, like, I feel like it will just be awkward and we don't want to, like, mess up. That's actually fair. That is actually really, really fair.

But I think if it's already happening and everyone already knows, like, the sink is shipping, the sink is, the ship. The ship is sinking. The ship is sinking. Like, grab a. lifeboat. Like, you know what I mean? Like, try to save the situation. Like, I think maybe it could be something that, like, you guys all laugh about soon. So you think we should tell. Well, I think you tell the friend, like, or the brother, like, one of you needs to speak up. Maybe you, like, give her a chance. Be like, so are you hooking up with anyone? Like, kind of make it seem like you already know, but give her the chance

to, like, feel like she's telling you. Mm-hmm. And, like, just see. Because I think that Sometimes, okay, I don't mean to be all like put my empath hat on, right? But like, imagine being her. And like she, you find this boy and like you're vibing with him and like you love all your best friends so much. And like, but you're also viking with the boy. And like you don't want all your besties to hate you. And you just like want to take him for a world. Sorry, I'm more by like nature.

So like I just am empathizing. Yeah. Whatever you do. we support you. Do you want to say a little hi pussies? Hi Pussy. Okay, Autumn, we love you. Love you. She was so over what we had to say.

Well, what does she want us to say? Put the best friend on a steak like a pig with an apple in her mouth and roast her? I think so. I think that's what they wanted. I don't know. Yeah, she goes, hi, I think I might just end it there. Hi, it's Jake and Hannah. Boom.

It's kind of, that is just a crazy situation. That happened to me in high school. I lost a friend over that. Really? Bridget Nichols. I was hooking up with her. These names. Shannon.

What about when I went on canceled and I got the couches mixed up and I took photos of the couch downstairs and I was like, the couch? And then I went upstairs and I was like, oh. The couch. But who buys that couch twice? Only a certified insane person. I need to sell one. If anyone wants the canceled couch. Wait, Tanna, you should do a canceled couch giveaway.

Do you know how damn way to fuck up my bag? Like don't need it. Like, guess. I should. You, Hannah, it would be so everything. And you have to get people to do unhinged shit for the couch. Oh my, wait. Like you need to get.

Oh, the marketing major's marketing. Like, you need to get, you need to get people to do the most unhinged shit for this fucking couch. And it will make national news. Like, Tana's couch challenge. And now I could like hand deliver them the couch. Yes. Like you'll drive wherever they are and give them this goddamn couch.

I'm giving away the canceled. couch in December when I move, but I'm doing that. It's so funny because we're going to tell Brooke and she's going to be like, that's the dumbest thing ever. No, it's genius. I think so. Like people will do the craziest shit. But it's just like two bitches going, yes, exactly.

We are the definition of two bitches going yes exactly. We didn't know each other 10 years ago because. Oh my God. It would have been a TanaCon world tour. So bad. I would have been like, wait, it's fine. Trevi was just telling me all about TanaCon because I don't remember. remember that either. I try to block it all out.

And apparently I was going to do the roast of Tanna Mojo on stage and make like Shane Dawson and everyone like roast me. And Trevi was like reading her roast that she wrote. Like and the entire thing was like about how it's going to get shut down. Oh. Like foreshadowing queen. Like you ate with that. Diva foreshadowed. Yeah, that was not my brightest.

When me and my boyfriend were on a break, he hooked up with this girl that I hate and always had a problem with and he knew that. Ooh. I've never been in a relationship so I'm letting you take the stage with this one. Okay, this is the first one where my advice is going to be so unhinged. Do you at. Do not take him back. Do not take him back.

Diva. That is step one. Okay. And then I'm going to need you to go fuck the shit out of his brother, best friend, and father all at once. Like, you. Because it's, to me, it's like, it's not that they hooked up with someone else. It's like when the guy goes to the person that, like, he always told you not to worry about or someone. that you specifically knew, like, he specifically knew, like, grinded your gears.

To me, that's so much more than, like, oh, he touched someone else. Oh, he, it's psychological warfare. Right. It's calculated. Yeah. And it's just disgusting. Yeah. It's disgusting.

Have I done something like that? Probably. But again, why do I always think it's okay when a girl does it? You took the words out of my mouth. You literally, I was just saying this. I was just saying this morning. Like, so many things are just okay when a woman does it. Right.

because it's like camp every time it's like and guys just suck always always yeah oh that's awful and it's hard because it's like you can try to forgive those things and move past them but it's always going to be in the back of your mind and i think i don't know i don't know enough about your relationship obviously to you know write him off as a fully evil guy but like sounds pretty evil yeah that's like objectively pretty evil i agree my boyfriend has been giving me the ick recently everything he does is so cringy is this a phase or am i losing feelings i don't I've never been in a relationship, so I can't answer that for you. Tanna? That's hard.

That's such a hard one because it literally, it genuinely can be one or the other. Right. Like, you could be losing feelings, but also, like, I left my own body about ick shit, like recently. Like, like, six months ago I had this thing where I was, like, talking about how a guy chasing a ping pong ball, like, was giving me such a visceral it could never talk to him again. And it's like, Tana, you're, like, eating a crunch wrap and, like, crumbs all over your chest, like, licking them off. Like you have no room. Like I think that this generation has taken like the ick. Too far.

And then you just see all these TikToks about how everything is an ick and how everything is this and that. And like, he's probably just existing and like awesome. So then you, I don't know. You have to weigh out like if you're losing feelings or not on like a serious note. Like, yeah. I think most of the time it is losing feelings. And like, but I, to play devil's advocate, like I also get the ick over the smallest shit. A guy told me to put my seatbelt on.

And I was like, excuse me. Completely valid, though, see, same. And then he told my friend to put her seatbelt on. And she was like, what? Men used to go to war. Like, it's just like, yeah. See, like, seatbelts are so kind to when girls are doing it. Like, as a man.

Like, what's going on? He's like, come on, you never know what's going to happen. I'm like, I know that's the fun. That's a real issue I've ever heard. Like, I just want to feel something. They feel something like, oh. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean?

We good? Like, break check me a little. Come on. All right, this is our last one and it's a long one. Oh, God. I know it's trying to. I'm buckled in. You're buckled in.

Seat belt on. I see what you did there. I love you so much. I love you. I really love you. I was just thinking about one of my favorite things about you. Like, I don't do that enough. I think it's because my face doesn't move from all the Botox.

Okay. is like that, like how you hit like, like, like you're very like, what's the word? Animated, express it. Yeah, yeah, animated. Like you do a lot of, a lot of your humors within like being able to. Physical comedy. Thank you.

Physical comedy. You're good at that, Jake. Thank you. Hey, Jake. Hey, it's one of your male followers. Yes, you have them too. My boyfriend, three years together, moved in with me from another state, but he's from a very wealthy family.

Me? A poor ass. His life is completely upside down and it's obvious. I can't feed his old needs in this moment and place. Sometimes he goes through some deep sad moments and my anxiety goes through the roof. I'm scared to say this, but is it selfish to think I should let him go and come back to his rich family? I feel like I'm bringing him down and I'm not being enough. That's so sad.

That makes me really upset. That's really sad. I don't think you should let him go, but I think you should vocalize your feelings to him. Uh-huh. He seems like he loves him. You've been together for three years. Yeah. And then I think it's almost like his reaction to you vocalizing it will tell you what you need to know.

Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. And that's... That breaks my heart. Yeah, that's just hard and like sad. You know what I mean? And it's sad just because like also it's like I get it.

It's like there's such a... When you are with someone that comes from such a wealthy privileged place and you don't, like it's just how it is. Like your views on life are different. Completely different. just so different and they're so not aligned and like your reactions to certain traumas are different and like you know what I mean

and I think I think it just needs to be a conversation I 100% agree and yeah because it's like you shouldn't feel like you're not enough for not relating to that you know what I mean and like that's a shitty way to feel and if he's the

one for you he'll understand and like validate that right and I think for all you know like I think he's like thinking like he's miserable because he's not living the life that he's accustomed to. But you don't know that. You don't know that until you have a conversation. Absolutely. And then if he is, then that tells you what you need to know as well.

Yeah. I think I'm going to subscribe. Oh, I have a sick one. Come on. What's that one? Me as fuck. Like, I'm always looking at you like, what am I thinking? What's that one?

It's, um, come on. Can you give me one hint? Like, like, it's like, girl from a... So you know, Falts for, like, a really rich guy and like, it... Pretty woman? You know what? I've never seen pretty woman. Let's go with it. Me either, honestly.

We prescribe pretty woman. I'm prescribing, like, the dirtiest chain restaurant in your town. Yes. Take him there and see O Yaks. Yes. Like the Chili's that's about a close. Oh, we should go to Chili's. The one in the...

Sino, like, I want to get married there. I've never been a challenge. What? Yes. What? I've never been. Isn't it amazing? I've heard it's amazing.

I'm fucking seeing God. What do you mean? Therapy, shmerapy. My therapy is in a chilies. I'm sorry. Isn't it the charged or is that? That's Panera. Have you never had that either?

No, I've had Panera. I've had the bread bowl. Have you had a charged lemonade though? No, I heard that kills people. Yeah. It like can for sure, but it's fun teetering on the edge. It's kind of like the seatbelt thing. Right.

Like, I will die. And it's like Fuji apple flavored cocaine. Ooh, yum. Yeah, it's really, I'm really into the charged lemonade. But I don't know. One time I did think I was going to die. Are you serious with your heart like? Well, because I took an Adderall and then I drank a charged lemonade.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, it's absolute complete idiot behavior. I didn't know there was that much caffeine in it. And then I looked it up. How much is there? Like 300 milligrams or something in a one. No, it's insane. Is that legal?

No. I'm pretty sure Panera is also the reason that you have to say, this could be a total lie, the heat on cups, because I'm pretty sure a woman got like fourth degree burns from a Panera cup once. Panera and McDonald's, I think that happened. That is the thing. Oh, it was McDonald's.

It was McDonald's, sorry. Panera's so fucking funny. Okay, I know someone at Panera just has a sense of humor because it's like everyone was dying from the charged lemonade's not funny. My thing is like right now it's been like on air, is like immediately saying sorry for that. You don't even have to get. I'm sorry.

Like, anyways. And, you know, like, yeah, that was happening. And all Panera did was take the charge

lemonade section from like, like, she just dropped out from the charge lemonade. Not, she's out. Yeah. The way this looks like a prolapsed situation is, um,

ADHD. Sorry, and they just moved it behind the counter. So like, that's all they did. Yeah. Like, just like,

all they did was move the charge lemonade. anything to where you have to ask for it behind the counter like maybe discontinue it they didn't discontinue it oh no they're they won the i don't give a fuck war yeah like how crazy is that they just said no we'll put it behind the counter what doesn't kill you goes behind the counter yeah not kidding oh so tano but no wait whoa whoa whoa whoa oh chilies you've never had a triple dipper you've never sat down their chips are like eating tissue paper but in a good way chips they're chips like chips and dip it's like i've had Applebee's. No, but Appleby's just wants to be Chili so bad. But tell me why if they brought me a brand deal tomorrow, I'd be like, Applebee's is the new Chili's. You know, like, I don't know. Wait, so

what do you get at Chili's though? What's like the whole shit? Oh my God, they have this thing called a triple dipper where you can pick like three appetizers. They give you a list of like 10 of them, but then you can pick three and they're all insane, the avocado egg rolls. They have big mouth, big mouth bites. I might be making that up. And the fries good there? It's like chicken. Yeah, everything is good at Chili's. Everything is good at Chili's. Have you ever gotten drunk at a Chili's? Oh my God. Chili's margaritas. Like it's not even alcohol. Like I know they're just like fermenting something back there and charging a dollar for it and it's I don't care. It's insane. Have you ever been drunk there? Of course I've been drunk in a Chili's Jake Shane. What do you mean? I need to go and they're closing

down. I do it. I like how Chili's, if anyone's watching this, how can I save you? Like there's no, they can't close down. I refuse to believe that one. No, they won't. They won't. They can't. They, something will happen. Like probably one Chili's and like Cedar Rapids, Iowa is closing, but now we're just running with it.

We're running with it. There was something else that's closing as well. I think it was Red Lobster. It was Red Lobster. It was Red Lobster. And I've never been there either. The biscuits are insane. I've heard.

Red Lobster's a little crazy though. Really? Because you walk in and like all the lobsters are like in a tank and I just feel like, like, that can't happen in chain form. Oh. Okay. Like I'm down to walk into like. a random nice restaurant down the street and there's lobsters in a tank but like where are all the

chili's lobster or the red lobster lobsters from like you know what i mean are they real lobsters yeah you like pick them i guess i don't you know you're like that one she has cute eyes and then you like eat it i don't get seafood though i'm not a big seafood you're not sometimes randomly okay you know the best seafoods have you ever been to cape cod in massachusetts no tana i feel like i'm here in cape cod right now your house is so cape cod someone else said that to me the other day literally page an hour ago It was, Paige. The way you were just going to eat that too,

he was like, someone else said that to me the other day, and you were like, Paige, I'm sorry, I just, I hear things, and then I forget if I heard it today or yesterday or the day before, like, you know, and then I friends are like, you're such a bad listener. And I'm like, I know, like, what do you want me to do? So much is going on.

It's really a ADHD of it all. Tanna, what did we learn today? Oh. I learn I'm not alone in this world because I have you. I'm not even kidding. I think I learned that too. I'm like, damn. If all else fails, I was like, I got Tanna.

I'm not kidding. God, that's such a sad thought. No. For real, I just fucking love you so much. And I'm just so proud of you and I love that everyone loves this show as much as I do. Like, it's, some people shouldn't have podcasts and you're not one of those people. Like, I just thank you for having me. Thank you for being here.

Seriously? Oh my God, I love you so much. I'm sad it's over. I would do it again in a heartbeat. You do, do you want to get dinner this week? Not kidding. I have to go. Oh, you're on tour.

But only for like five or six days. And then I'm back and I'm taking you to Chili's and Encino. Done. Done. And then we're watching the Taylor Swift documentary. Chilies to Taylor. This never happens. It needs to happen.

It's going to happen. I mean, I don't do anything. I'll show up here. Yeah. Like a freak. Okay, I love you, Tanner. I love you so much. Thank you for having me.

Pussies. I love you. Pussies, I love you. Pussies. And even just that, like, calling them pussies, but, like, still being so brand safe, like, not... It's just... I'm going to go. Don't worry.

We can just sit here. Before you leave, you need to get... Have you met Pessandra? No, okay. No, but I saw you introducing someone. Was it Glenn Powell, or was that Alexander? No, it was... Who did...

Again, this is. is one of my favorite things about you. Like, you're going to have Ed Shearin on this couch and you're going to be like meet Pasandra. And like, you're going to make that person play along. Like, it doesn't matter if you give a fuck about Pisandra. Oh, if you're coming into my dollhouse, you're playing with the dolls. Oh, I'm the same way.

Like, if you come over, you're meeting my stuffies. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I'm not changing. Yeah. If you don't meet Beauregard the dog on my bed and you don't care. Like, it's like. Yeah. It just says everything you need to know.

Pissandra. She loves you. I love her. She was expensive, huh? No, she wasn't the one. the big one in the room was a thousand. Not funny. Funny.

What do you mean the big one in the room was a thousand? It was like 800 plus tax. I love Pissandra so much. She's such a good color. She's great, huh? And she goes with the flow, like, look like I consider her. And she's like, okay. Yeah, she's like, whatever.

Yeah. She, like, shuts up. Yeah. She's that bitch. She's that bitch. Tanna, I love you. Hi, Pussies. Put your tents up.

Put your tents up. Tents up.