Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 42: Season 1 Finale

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

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We have arrived at the final episode of season one of Therapush. And I honestly cannot believe it. I cannot believe, I really cannot believe what it's turned into. Like really and truly, like, I just had no idea. And the only reason it became what it was is really and truly because of you. you guys so thank you. I love you. I cannot thank you enough. Like our weekly YouTube chats to everything like I cannot thank you enough. Like I'm so happy you guys love it just as much as I love making it. Um, I can't wait for season two. It's going to be bigger and better and funnier and more

exciting and I just I can't believe we're at the end of season one and I can't believe I'm about to take it on tour. I really, I know I keep saying I can't believe like Jake shut the fuck up. But it really it's been very cathartic to come on here talk my shit talk about life and talk about what I'm therapist about and meet new people and have my best friends on and show it to you guys, have you guys laugh and I'm just so grateful.

For today's final episode, I thought I would really, really bring it back to where it started with me, Brett and Julia in our old apartment on Orlando. And we just finished filming. And like it was giving like finale of Hannah Montana Vibes. Nolan, don't seriously.

Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know the premise of Hannah Montana? It's Miley Cyrus, right? What's the premise of Hannah Montana? She's like a singer in high school. Okay, but what's the premise of, like, what makes Hannah Montana special? I have no clue. Are you seriously kidding me right now?

I have no clue. What is it? Nolan. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. I have no idea. By day, she's a school student, Miley Stewart. And by night, she's pop, sorry.

Hannah Montana. Seriously. Fucking hell. Do you know the theme song? Hannah. No, I don't know. You get the limo out front. Oh, uh, who.

How to styles every shoe, every color. Yeah, when you're famous, it can be kind of fun. It's really you, but no one ever discovers. Whoever thought that a girl like me could double as a superstar. You get the best of both worlds Chill it out, take it slow during the day Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds

Mix it all together And you know you get the best of both worlds This is the weirdest job ever I just, it's crazy to me that you don't know What hand of Montana has? I just found out that the Spouse brothers Were like Zach and Coates. You just found that out?

I didn't like, I was like, Who are these people? And then somebody pointed that out to me. I can't. The more, what? You're not even, what? I just didn't watch Hannah Montana or Sweet Life is Zach and Cody. You watched That's a Raven?

No, I don't even, probably not. No. You watch Shake It Up? I audition for Shake It Up. Why? No, you didn't. Actually? Yeah.

So did I. No, you didn't. Really? I did. You did the challenge? Yes, yes. Yes, I did the challenge. Oh my God.

I'll put mine right here. It was really cool. Okay, whatever. The last episode was, giving hand in Montana. It was very emotional. Before I leave for tour, I, you know, you guys know, how much I love the, how much I love the Al-O Gym. Okay. You know how much I love it. Like, it's no secret here. And like, when I'm on tour, I'm obviously not going to have a constant gym to go to. I'm on a bus for a month. So what better way to keep up with the Allo Gym than to use Allo moves. Through my fitness journey at Allo, I've, I've really shown you guys every step of the day. the way. You know, I'll put them all here, all my Pilates shaking videos to my weight training videos. And you guys, I am not the same person that entered that gym over a year ago, really, really, really, and truly. Alamuz is great because from beginner to advance, it has every step of the way for anyone in any point of

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I love you. And thank you, Pussies. Enjoy the final episode of Therapus Season 1. I love you all so much. Hi, Pussies, and welcome to the season finale of Therapus. Now, today or tonight, or whenever you're watching this, I thought I would bring it back to where it all started. Me, Brett, and Julia.

Hey, guys. Hey. So this really all started. in our old apartment at Orlando. Yeah. That it did. I'm sorry. I'm trying to get my energy up.

No, it's down. Do you want to sip at the Celsius? Sure. Okay. The new cherry cola flavor. It's amazing. I never drink Celsius except for when we used to pregame in college.

Senior year? No, what's the tequila? We used to oh, oh, oh. Fuck. Taramana. Taramana tequila. I was never a tequila, but they were. No.

Have a few more sips. You need to get your energy up. Oh, God. Do you remember? I don't know if we've ever told this story. We must have told this story. No, we've never told it. We haven't told insomnia.

When we lived in. No one just said we have. Okay. For those who don't know, when we lived in our apartment together in Orlando last year, which was just, okay. I want to include photos from it, but it is, like, so treacherous.

I don't, I think it's like, honestly, poor look for you. It's a bad look. One time I posted them and I saw a Reddit post, I was like, this is disgusting. Long story short, I didn't sleep for three days, and I'm not exaggerating, like, three full days went by without my eyes closing.

And it was Brad's marathon. It was my marathon. And so Brad had to tip toe out in the morning. No, and it's literally, it's the morning of my marathon. It's like 4.30 a.m. And I'm like, I got to get up. and I like go into the main room to make my coffee

and poor John is on the couch because Julia couldn't sleep in the room but he also couldn't go home. He goes like, can't go home. It's Brett's Marathon. It was really sweet, so he slept on the couch and I was like, sorry to you.

I'm not going to apologize. You don't understand how traumatizing that. If you woke, if you were allowed at all, you'd hear this. Do you remember that? No, that's because you and all of our friends got home at four in the morning and we're being loud.

Like, what do you mean if you made one peep? Like, you guys were screaming. And then Kennedy wrote on the whiteboard in your room. Help me. You're not going to get comfortable. So this is something I'd like to address now that's our season finale. The couch is incredibly uncomfortable.

I hate it here. There's nowhere to lie. Yeah, so we're going to switch it up for season two. Don't worry to all future guests. Um, yeah. I always thought about, like, when you had people that weren't us here, like, they probably were so uncomfortable. I started offering this seat.

Oh. Yeah. I just, like, I started. Right. It was giving me anxiety. Okay. So, yeah, I didn't sleep for three days. I think that's kind of the end of the story.

Yeah. It was, like, crazy, though. Like, you guys, like, hysterically sobbing. Like, have, have any of you, like, not slept ever? It's a form of torture. I know, but, like, it was crazy that she couldn't. Like, I. He's nodding.

It's a form of torture. You would so have insomnia. I do. I so see that. Do you take anything? You would have insomnia, Nolan. I see you like up. See, Nolan, my issue is that I...

He's always working late. Yeah. He's a singer. So, but my thing is, is that melatonin makes me more awake. Like, I'm shocked. Like, NyQuil makes me, like, energized. Yeah, I kind of just thug it out. What?

Yes. That makes no sense. That just like scientifically doesn't make sense. Okay, well, I think it's like, Michael has put me out for 12 hours the past two nights. Like, if anything, I'm just staring at the wall. Okay, Nolan's agreeing. No one, I feel like you drink.

You're such a gaslighter. Like, what do you mean scientific? I feel like Nolan has, like, I feel like Nolan has like a can of like monster energy next to his bed at all times. I am known to drink caffeine pretty late. Period. That's not a gaslighter.

I'm not gaslighting you. Speaking of gaslighting, So obviously, as you guys know, I've been trying to get into aliens. Yeah, how's that going? Not good. I just don't believe it. And honestly,

see, but it's like literally impossible for there not to be aliens. I'm sure there's aliens. Do I think they visited Earth? I talked to my mom about it last night. The pyramids? Oh, thank you. Not aliens.

I'm watching a documentary right now called Ancient Apocalypse. I love that shit. Brett, you guys. Julia, you know. I'm like, kind of not able to participate.

Your last five, your last five. You can participate, like, just like, who, yes. I believe in aliens, though. Yeah. Okay, go on. They obviously. Why don't you think the pyramids? It's impossible.

It's impossible. That is what got me. It's impossible. It's genuinely, genuinely impossible. The pyramids are pointed like true north or something crazy. There's like the latitude, like, whatever it is that's pointed is like the most, like,

mathematic, like, equation. Like, it's the craziest thing. And also, I've gotten to her. They wouldn't be able to. You've gone to the pyramids? No, I've gotten to her.

I'm talking about it. But yes, that's what, like, sold me because I obviously believe that there's life elsewhere in this universe. Like, it's an infinite universe. Like, it's so self-centered. Like, we're not the only people in this galaxy. But the pyramid, is that the wrong word? Oh, it's right. What other word would be right for that?

But they wouldn't have been able to lift. When you speak. They don't. They wouldn't have been able to lift those bricks. That's what first got me. Brett couldn't even lift it. No. The bricks are like five tons.

Nothing is impossible. You are who you are and that is your power. No one is you and that is your power. You guys, I'm going to just include the million different variations of Brett's bio in high school. This was her bio. Like when we like first knew Brett, like it was when you got in. And you know what, bitches? You thought I was cool.

Yeah, of course I thought you were cool. But like, of course I did. I remember when we got into USC. Brett was in Thailand. And I was like, oh, this bitch is cool. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Yeah.

She had like a band do bikini on the boat. Oh, yeah. I just remembered the. And the one at Bobble were Bessia with the, with the, remember that? And my fear of a t-shirt. Yes. And the red belt bag.

That's my favorite picture. I thought you were so cool. Yeah. She was clonking around the dorms in her triple S. Yeah, Brett came back with a Bob one day in her triple S. I was like, I've arrived. It was like the third week of college. And she said.

Not even. It was like seven days in. No, everyone went away for the weekend or besides me. Brett, and she showed up, we had plans, and she showed up, bobbed out. And I was like, oh, you cut your hair, and she was like, a little. It was up to here. It wasn't up to there yet. She first cut it, like, right here.

And then junior year, other girls started cutting her. I was about to say. Junior year, other girls started cutting their hair short, and Brett was like, I invented the bob. And so she cut her. I should have but just been bald. I really, I should have just cut it all off. You know, but the thing is, it didn't look bad,

but like when I look back on it, I'm like, how was your hair that short? With the cheetah print mask? Farmer, farmer was like, stopped right here and Brett was like, mm-mm, keep going. Keep going. I need to have the shortest hair. And you did.

I'm crazy. It's a we're all crazy. What was I about to say, though? Was it an ancient apocalypse? Was that what we were fucking? Why don't you believe the pyramids? Oh, because, so this, in this movie or talking about, It's called Ancient Apocalypse.

It's basically about that. Okay, it's fascinating. Are you ready? I'm actually fascinated. I'm so excited to tell you guys. Okay. So do you know how? Okay, basically it's, so during the, really less than.

I'm not talking. I got it just. Like, it's uncomfortable. Okay, okay. During the Ice Age, humans think, like today, that the only humans around were hunters and gatherers, okay? Like, no civilization. of any kind, right?

But there's a lot of evidence that proves that there was a civilization that was lost during the Ice Age and because there was a great apocalyptic-esque flood. And if you think about it, in every single religion, there's a story of a flood. That's folklore, passed down because there was a flood and there were survivors, but all of the civilization got lost and it was like an apocalypse. Okay, but what does this have to do with the pyramids? You think that people were as developed as us one day? You just know you have to see this photo, Nolan.

It's seriously like... And there's also another picture of Brett with a vote mask on it. It's your favorite one. It is your favorite picture. But I'm saying they were advanced, advanced enough to build shit like this. Yeah, but the Egyptians were in our lifetime, pre or post-apocalypse. What she said. I'm just saying it doesn't really make sense.

The pyramid wasn't the only thing on planet Earth that didn't get destroyed by the flood. It was the Egyptians. I don't understand. You need to watch ancient apocalypse. The pyramids weren't built before the Ice Age. I just don't understand why you guys don't think people can... We were Neanderthals during the Ice Age. That's what we call cavemen.

This documentary begs to differ. So they're saying there was people like Julian and Brett. No, there wasn't Julia and Brett walking around smacking their gum. That wasn't what they were saying, but there was advanced civilizations. Okay. But that still doesn't. They would have been white. out pre pyramids.

That's what you don't get. Okay, but then these people... I don't know why... You're just so funny. I'll be here all night. Okay, whatever. I'm actually embarrassed. I'm not trying.

They would text in that morning. Like, do you want to bill today? Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. We have to bill today. Ugh. Don't want to build. Oh, we had phone in? I would be like, but can we get Phil's first?

Hi. Yeah, we're excited. Yeah. I have tears. Oh, you guys. So why aren't the pyramids? Why were they built by aliens? Just because it's like, how the fuck did they do that?

The technology of the pyramids, like the weight of the bricks that were used to build the pyramid. And, like, there's the longitude and latitude. I think this is right, but it's something along these lines of where they are on the earth. She's right. Lines up in a mathematic equation that's like so advanced that like humans back then would not have been able to calculate. And it's not a coincidence. It's like to the decimal. And that and the main one, whatever it's called, it's like pointed exactly to true north.

Yeah. And compasses didn't exist yet. Compasses didn't exist. How do you know? I don't think that. Who invented the compass? Checking some of this stuff. You think we're wrong?

Yeah, what if we're, like, spreading, like, fake news? No, I'm pretty sure we're right. That's, like, I think that the details that they might be a little wrong, but that's what I remember, and I was like, oh, like, aliens. Yeah. There's no way humans did that back then. Can we, like, find it and, like, watch it after this because, like, it's, you're going to be convinced, I'm telling you.

Okay. Well, it's all theories, but a lot of these things are just Egypt. BBC says Egypt tells Elon Musk its pyramids were not built by aliens. Okay, well, that's what Egypt is saying. Yeah, Egypt wants the credit for that. Yeah. Yeah, it's just theories. Okay.

No, but the math, the math has been done. How do you know? Okay. Whatever. Moving on from the podcast episode I listened to. Moving on from the pyramids. So I told you guys to come prepared with everyone's favorite story from college. I still haven't thought about mine, so does anyone else want to begin?

Well, did one of you want me to say Red Taylor's version weekend? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Okay. So that'll be mine. Okay. Okay. So it was fall of our senior year, and we were Swiftys, and everyone made fun of us for

being Swifties at the time, obviously. Yeah. It was before being a Swifty was cool for everyone. It was 2021. And it made us so angry. It made Brett especially very angry. Viscerally. But so basically, I never went on the weekend trips.

Okay, I guess this is your story. Okay, well, I mean, no, it can be all of our stories. Every year at USC, there's a weekender, which is a game away in San Francisco. It's either at Cal or at Stanford. It alternates every year. It was at. It's right in the fall. Where was it that year?

It was at, and so I was always staying back. I never went on these trips. I went my sophomore year, but I hated my time. And then my senior, I like knew I wasn't going to have fun. So I was like, I'm also not going to go. Red Taylor's version coming out that weekend. And so we were like, we're staying. And we were like, let's get Julia to stay

because Julia at that point had planned to go. I had already, like, paid for a hotel room and everything. And we were like, girl, like, Red Taylor's version is coming out. And we just think it's going to be something. Like, we think this time it's going to be different. And like, it was different. Because the Fearless Taylor's version rollout was different. There were some singles, like, whatever, we had gotten nothing for Red TV.

And we were all, like, so excited at the head of our seat. And we knew what you were all too well. Like we were just, Taylor at that point had just started becoming like active on TikTok again. She had just started press appearances again. It felt like really exciting. Yeah, it felt really exciting.

And like Fearless Taylor's version was really exciting for us, but like it felt exciting on a bigger level. It felt like, oh, people are really paying attention. Yeah. Julia ended up staying for the weekend and how did our weekends start off? So, it started off

by on Thursday night driving to Shibuya. Bitch. Thursday daytime. Thursday daytime. Yeah, it was like 3.30. When you go, when we go to this place called Shibuya and Calabasas. Because it's far.

It's far. people start lining up to wait at 4.30. Yeah. So we left at like three from USC, because it's also far. And I wore all red. I forget what you guys wore. I definitely didn't wear all red.

No, I don't think so. I remember you wore that. You wore your USC hoodie. You were in your Latte Larry's shirt. You were in that. You were red. No, she was in the zip up from Brandy that we both had. Yeah, yeah.

That was a good. We loved that. We loved that. Yeah. So anyway, we go, we don't have to wait that long. Should we at that time? Because I don't have many memories. Yeah, we just, we walked in.

It was... I don't know if we walked in and sat. No, we waited for like 20 minutes. But on the way, we listened to Red. The stolen version to the last time. And it was emotional. And then we had that thing with Begin Again. It was really funny.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what? When it was... Oh, wait. Break A and burn. A and fall. How does it sing the chorus? In a Wednesday.

In a cafe. No, start the pre-corrhors. But you said they're looking like a little kid. Think I'm funny, but he never did. I kept thinking in a bit way. And then all love ever does is break. A. And burn.

A. And A. But on a Wednesday in a cafe. I watched it begin again. Yeah, that was that. That was that. We also talk about big. We got Go Greek.

No, big chill. Go Greek. Big chill. Go Greek. Really? Go Greek. I remember being in Beverly Hills. Really?

Almost positive. Okay. We got Go Greek. I just, I really want to say that we did. I don't know why I thought it was big chill, but okay. Maybe it was. You remember better. And then we sat down and we were like, we had never done this before and we were like, let's record our reaction to all to all time in a version.

We were recording our reaction to all 10 minute version. It was really funny. Like, we were actually really fucking shook. like it just i mean it was insane it was insane it stopped it stopped the world yeah and i uploaded it to tic-ttock the next day and then brett went to a katie kirk speak what'd you go to she went to katie kirk speak katie kirk's um book tour brett went to see katie kirk speak and me and jake sat on our asses doing nothing and the video was uploaded but while brett was gone taylor swift actually commented on the video and this was the time where she was really active during ticot guys so we like knew what

was her too. Like, I know that was her. It was her. It was, that was probably the best moment. And what did she comment

again? Oh my God, I love you guys or something. Or, oh my God, I love you. This is amazing. Something, like,

with hard eyes. There was hard eyes involved. TikTok ended up deleting the comment. Do you remember that? All Taylor's comments from that era got to leave. Crazy, but.

It was when you were still fashion take two. Fashion take two. It was when I was fashion take two. And, um. Wait, but you're skipping. That morning we went to the red

Taylor's version themed berries that literally wasn't red Taylor's version. Oh yeah, they were playing like 1980. Which is fine. I love 1989. It's actually probably my, it's probably my number one favorite,

but it is your number one favorite. We were expecting red. We were expecting red the whole way. And then we went to Starbucks and tried to order the drink and they didn't know what we were talking about. That was a letdown. But did they end up giving it to us?

Yes, but they were like, you have to tell us what it is. And I was like, I don't fucking know what it is. It's Taylor Swift's Drink at Starbucks. When did the, when did the music video come out though? We watched that too. We watched that the next day. Then we went to Dintai Fung.

No. Yes, we did. No, you guys got Dintai Fung while I was at Katie For X. Oh, got it. And then we went to our very first Taylor-themed club night. Yes. And I blocked the fuck out. Honestly, this is like what I was considering doing for my favorite memory, like just this night.

Uh-huh. One of the most, like, Jake has, in his life, I've seen him this drunk maybe three times. What were the other two times? I don't know, but like, I've seen you like that before, but like this was extra special. Like, yeah, so me and Brett went to the bathroom when we come back and, like, I turn around, like, I think, like, Delicits playing and Jake is on the floor. Like, was I really? Actually, like, a rag doll, like, on the floor. Like, you were, like, Brett was holding you up at points.

You guys were making out at points. Brett and I have a habit of doing that one, drop. Yep. Like, with, like, tongue. Like, it's weird. We have this photo From senior year I'm like I don't even want this

And we had this video Or this picture from senior year On your disposable where I'm on the counter You know and Jake is like grabbing my face I have a video from that same night at the omelet Omelet The Omelet Was it the Omelet?

The Omelet? Is that what it was called? I don't know if we went through that. I thought we went to the One-N-O that night Oh, see, I'm thinking about a different night. Oh, you're thinking about the photo of me and Julia. I'm thinking about this video I have from you guys freshman year where I also took disposables that same night. We were at the omelet.

Brat, you were in like a crazy, like, race car, cropped shirt. Of course. Always. There was like that pick of, it was the night meeting Jake. There was like three shirts. It was a night meeting Jake Christian. There was like three shirts, Brett Worse freshman year on rotation. Would you like to?

Speed hunters was one of them. Speed hunter. race car. Race car. And then there was one more. What was it? There was definitely fear. It was, no, there was fear of Rucci.

But what was the one? The fucking one. And she thought she lost it for a second. I thought that was one of the race car ones. It was like from LF. LF. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. So anyways, we are like, Jake is so fucked up to the point. And like we're having the best night of our lives. But Jake is like so fucked up to the point where it's like, okay, we should probably leave. All the drinks were Taylor's. Swift themed. Yeah.

It was like the message in the bottle, like a vodka cranberry. Like, yeah, I'm going to order that. It was, it was crazy. Like, they, it was a- They showed up. Yeah, it was one of the best nights ever. And also, like, it was still, like, pre, like, everyone being a Swifty, which is, like, so awesome.

But, like, it was like. When we say that, Taylor Swift was huge. Of course, to the, the Ares Tour took, I don't know if newer Swifties quite understand. I mean, you probably probably do, the level in which the Ares Tour took her. It was... And it started with midnight.

Yes, it did start with midnight. But when it really fucking started with... Was Red Taylor's version. That's when we really started to see, oh, okay, this is... Like, everyone who, like, was making fun of us in college... Was, like, oh, do you heard all too well? Did you get tickets to... It was like...

There was this kind of, like, after what happened post... When Taylor Swift is over party with reputation and everything, she had never... gotten that court of public opinion truly, truly, truly back. I mean, she caught, folklore was like, okay, wait, whoa, what's happening? No, Red Taylor's version is like really when when shit started going down. I mean, all too ultimate version, was that like the longest song that's ever stayed at number one for like a certain route. Like it was like, it was unprecedented.

Everyone knows. But like I'm just saying it was just a great community in that like club. Those were like our through and through swiftly friends. Yeah, we stayed with them the whole night. Yeah. We were getting each other drinks. Like, Yes.

Our best friend Trudy was there with us. And, like, that was also, like, unreal. I think I threw up all over my leg. Yeah. So, no, let me get to my, one of my favorite memories of all the time. So we're finally, like, hmm, Jake's on the floor. Like, on the floor, like, there's cranberry juice all over his legs. And we're like, okay, like, we should probably, like, get out of here.

So we walk out finally. We're like getting Jake up. We get about halfway down the block. We're in downtown L.A. We get Jake turns around. Also, there's no re-entry into Taylor Swift night. At where were we? I don't even record.

It's like a warehouse. Club 89 or... Club 90s, I think it was. Oh, yeah, club 90s. And we used to, like, check every week and be like, what the next Taylor night? We had nothing else to do. Nothing. So we get, like, halfway down the block, and all the sudden, Jake, like, gets, like, a spur of energy.

He, like, perks up. He turns around. He starts sprinting back. And he's, like, I need to go, like, sprinting. Like, he was running. and he dives head first back through the bouncers. Like, there's no re-entry. Like, the bouncers couldn't stop him.

He dove. And we were like, what we do? Did he hit his hat or something? Yeah, like, you were a mess. Like, you. Why did he go back in, though? He was like, I'm not done. He was like, I'm not done.

Like, I want to go back. And we were like, Jake, me and Brett were screaming from a block away. Jake, come back. And we watched you dive in. That's my party trick. It's like, I will run back. I just love it. I love when I'm out.

So I did throw up all over myself. I didn't even remember how I woke up. He threw up everywhere. We had to take you back and I had to like pull your throw up soaked jeans. Yeah, we had to get you undressed. Like I was in college, you guys, okay?

And it was Taylor Swift night and it was post-COVID. We hadn't gone out. We had some fun times at Taylor's Smith night. Yeah. The second Taylor Swift night we went to? Like, it was good, but it wasn't the same. It wasn't the same.

It was the same. We got two bites. Oh, yeah. Do you want to tell your favorite college memory. I don't really know what mine is. I think it... I think about you is you're always coughing.

No, I'm... She's trying to signal you what your favorite memory is. Oh. It's me. Crawling on the floor. I'm also not always coughing. What? I know.

When you start, you can't stop. When you start anything, you can't stop. When you start coughing, you can't stop. When you start sneezing, you can't stop. I do sneeze like a million times per minute. It like gets annoying. Like, it's like... At first you're like, oh my God, poor girl.

And then when you're on the... the eighth sneeze. You're like, I won't punt you. But my sneeze isn't an annoying sneeze, I don't think. No, it's not, but Julia, when you're on an eighth sneeze. Like, I don't know what to do. I'm like, ah, stop! Like, she's like, one, two, a two, a chew, a chew, two, you're at four.

You're like, okay, damn. Eight is dramatic. Julia, I swear to God. And then you're on like five, a chew. And I'm like, if she does that show one more time, like, I'm going to freak out. A chew, I'm like, oh, I have to get up. I have to excuse myself. Yeah.

Okay. favorite college memories, actually our final night. It was the day we graduated. Which, like, in the moment, we were like, peace out. Actually, no, you guys were really depressed. I was so sad. I cried the night before graduation. I went to in Julia's room and I cried, remember?

Yeah, we were really upset. It was a great year. It was a great year. That was one of the drunkest I've ever been, too. We all got very drunk. We went to this. I mean, me and Brett had a dinner before, like, family dinner. I crashed her family dinner.

and the guy at the restaurant was like friends with Brett and he gave- Chichonnes? No. Al-a-a-a. And he gave us, he gave us these drinks called the naked and famous. There's like something in it, like chartruths. I think it is.

Charterutes and mezcal. Yeah. Ew. It's like some really high percentage of alcohol. Oh, sorry. I just said, ew. And when you say,

ew, does something Brett enjoys? It will ruin your night. No, I don't think we love that. It's not something she feels. The other day. She said, I got this for lunch. I said, Blue juicy, Lucy.

And Brett said, Do not yuck my yum! That's, you know that's my number one pet peeve. It's exactly what's happened. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Okay, because Jake wasn't listening to the story. Brett was, Brett whipped her phone. I was listening, and she was like,

oh, yeah, I'm getting this in Minnesota. It's called a Juicy Lucy, and it looks delicious. But it's a cheeseburger with the cheese inside of it. And Jake obviously tuned in as soon as a phone came out. And he was like, And he was like, and Franco, seriously, I hate when you do that.

You know it's my number of pepies. Don't yuck my yum. Yeah. You know what? That Lucy Goosey put you into a fever, bitch. Brett's take talk of all the foods. She tried at the Minnesota Fair. Killed me.

The fried ranch. How did they even do that? I didn't talk to her about it either. I'm just bringing it up now. Yeah. Well, to be honest, like everything. A cookie basket? Those cookies are still on the floor of her bedroom.

Yep. I was wondering if you saw them. I was like, oh, sweet Marthos. Yeah, sweet Marthas. Which is the one you said slightly disappointing. The fried ranch. It was disgusting. How do you fry liquid?

I don't know. I was wondering. It did not taste good. It was upsetting. The corn was good. And the corn dog was really good. I love a corn dog. The corn dog was really good.

Have you ever had a corn dog? No. Of course she hasn't. It was really good, though. You really haven't, haven't you? No, I don't want that. And then Max and I were supposed to go to the dairy barn to get a chocolate mall. And guess fucking what?

They closed before we could get there. What time was it at 7 p.m.? No, it was like 9.30. Like, they should have still been open. Anyway. So what was your favorite thing you ate at the Minnesota State Fair? The cookies, sweet Martha's cookies. Did you, like, know you were going to get Sweet Martha's before?

Yeah. We talked about it. It's like Max's, like, favorite thing. like whatever. What? Where the fuck is Penelipus? No, Pasandra. Where the fuck is Pasandra?

She's right behind you. No, that's Patrick. No, right behind you. Nolan's knowing, of course. Well, like, I just got really scared for a second. I mean, that was about to be really bad. SUNY Lee was at the state fair at the same night as me. They're disappointing that you didn't see that.

I know. Oh, yeah, they love. Huh? They love the Olympics. That's what we were. Yeah, the Olympic gymnast. So where were we? Oh, naked and afraid.

Or naked and famous. Naked and famous. And it just, like, we had two or three. We were so fucked up. Like, I don't throw up ever. Like, I seriously am not a thrower-upper. We made it to Buffalo Club. All of a sudden, we're like,

ooh, dancing last night at college. See you next week. Kid him and drop shots. Yeah. Like, we think everyone was like, oh my God, this is my last night. seen them for a while. It was very emotional.

All of a sudden, turn my head. I don't know, like, I'm going to try to show you guys this. Okay, Julia, like, start talking about what. Okay, so basically what happened was is Brett lost her phone. And, like, I'm sure all of you know, like, that's a really, like, that's a really big problem for Brett. I'm addicted to my phone. So she's like, no, it starts off with her turning to us and being like, Jake Jules, like, have you seen my phone?

Like, I lost my phone. All of a sudden, we're like, no, bitch, we haven't seen your phone. All of a sudden, she's on the floor, hysterically solving, grabbing all. to anything she can hold like that. And we felt really bad, obviously, but like, we were fucking walking her like a dog. We were fucked up too. We made our, we made our rounds.

We'd be like, Brett, Brett, come off. She wouldn't get up off the floor. We made our rounds and everyone would be looking and like, we were like, what? We would be standing and Greg would be crawling. Has anyone seen Fred's phone? Has anyone seen Fred's phone? She'd be on the ground and we'd be like,

and everyone would be like, and everyone knew. And then, so what Julian and I would do, we felt really bad. No, we felt really bad. But like, let me preface is by saying, and we felt really bad for Bright. Like, that's not fun, like, to lose your phone, especially for her.

But, like, we were also really fucked up, like, naked and famous. Like, we were really drunk. It was last night of college. And so we were like, hey, Jake finally finds me and he has bread. And he's like, you. And then I was like, hey, Peyton, get over here. It's your turn. Brett never found her phone.

No, she did the next morning. It was in a plant. Yeah. It was in a ditch. It was so annoying. It was in this, like, little, like, tree hole. A hysterically sobbing. On the floor grabbing everything.

And then Julia was like, I have to take her home. No, no, no. Then things completely flipped. No, but you said we're like, I have to go home. And Peyton was like, why? Why? Why? And then, do you remember?

And then you were... I was like, Brett's hysterically crying crawling on the ground. Like, I gotta take her home. Why? I started last time called you're weird. You're weird. And then Julia was like, bitch. I would do it for you.

And Peyton was like, okay. I turned around. Do you remember that? So, but that... Yeah, she was pissed. It was a crazy thing. So we call an Uber. and then we get in the Uber and then literally it's like,

I don't even know. Night and day, night and day the lights, the light flip switches or whatever, and I'm taking care of Julia as she throws up out of the car. And like, I really don't throw up, you guys. Like, that's a big deal. And so I'm like, what the fuck? And I, I've, like, sobered up, like, whatever.

And then I'm, like, using her phone. I don't, not, like, actually sobered up. I was still drunk. Well, she wasn't, like, taking shots the way we were. She was crawling on the ground. I was crying and crawling. So anyway, like, I text John, and I'm like, Julia is like not okay

Like whatever John wasn't at Buffalo Club No Then Julia is like throwing up all night Yeah We have really funny photos from that It was a fun night I pretty sure Drew took me home

Oh that's nice more Are you, it's hot huh Yeah Doia you have to sit up Okay like for just a second Can I lie down? Yeah So anyway

You know the stories from college Aren't hitting the way We tell these all the time Like is there one that like You know what maybe they'll start To naturally come up In the tummy what's wrong I think they probably will

I think that's what's going to happen. Do you want to do anything else before we get into the tell me what's wrong? Should we do like... Therapist. What's your Taylor song? You know what? Like, I didn't really listen to Taylor today. I was really on a Sabrina kick.

I have really been on a Sabrina kick. I'm obsessed with the album. What's everyone's favorite song? Mine's Sharpest Tool. Okay. Mine's slim pickens. Oh. Yeah, so good.

I made them play it five times today during the photo shoot. Mine's coincidence. Coincidence. Goethe. In L.A. To her thighs. Wait, your car drove. You'll put your cell from her light to her thighs.

It's a fire album. Palm Springs looks nice. But da-da-da-da-da-da. I like slim. Pickin's. I like, we were going right, but you took a left. That's the best line. Oh, I like that line.

That's my favorite. You were going right. But you took a left. But you took a left. I like, I like bed cam too a lot. With every song, I know it's a good album because I know while I'm listening to the songs. I also love Lida Girls.

I think the bridge is really good. Yeah, I like Can we see her in concert when she comes here? Yeah, when she comes? Is she doing an arena tour? Staples. Staples. Crypto.

Crypto. Remember when it was Staples? Yeah. I still call it Staples. It's not crypto. Same. It is Staples. Sorry, crypto.

So anyway, yeah, that was that was that. So, oh, so what's everyone's, what's everyone's Sabrina song of the day? What happened? She spilled. She can't. Oh, no. Mine's sharpest tool. Okay.

Mine slim pickings. Didn't we just do this? Well, we talked about, like, what our favorite saga is. Yeah. That's what I was going to say, and then my water spilled. Oh, okay. What is everyone therapist about today? You know what I'm therapist about.

That you're sick? Yeah. Am I going to get sick? I knew. I was waiting for it. No. I'm Brad's about to be like, no, I'm not contagious. I don't think you'll get sick because, like, I'm not, we aren't, like, sharing water and shit.

And, like, I'm not sneezing. Bitch, we're in our end. So. So, cuddle up. Yeah, this is true too. So that's what you're a therapist about. I hate being sick more than anything in the world, as you guys know. It ruins, it ruins me.

It really does ruin you. I'm so dramatic about it, but it's the worst thing ever. I'm therapist about... I'm therapist about the temperature in here. Oh, you know what? Me too. I'm going to take that one as well. I'm really therapist about how hot it is in here.

I'm getting lightheaded, honestly. I feel really sick. Should we go into the tummy what's wrongs? Yeah. You want to talk at all about like Orlando? Like I feel like that's why we're here. Maybe it'll come up. Maybe it'll come up.

Okay. What? We need to put our ears on. There's some longer ones in here. Oh, that was targeted at me, huh? No, it was a little bit. What? When my roommate was blackout drunk.

When my roommate was blackout drunk, she brought a chunk of cement home from the club. I tried to throw it at me. I stayed home sober that night. And she woke me up to. do this. We have had zero issues before this and got a lot great. Now she claims that she doesn't remember any of it and avoids conversations about it.

Okay, so your roommate might be a serial killer. How did she get a chunk of cement? How did she carry it? And tried to throw it at her while she was sleeping. Like, that sounds like us. I was going to say, why does this sounds like this? This, I just immediate prescription is worst roommate ever on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. What? Like a chunk of cement is nuts. I'm honest to God, maybe police.

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe, like, get a lock on your door. She'd probably throw the chunk through the lock. How did she get the chunk? That's what I'm stuck on. Upstairs. Yeah, I'm still at the restaurant.

Like, such a chunk of cement home from the club. The chunk of cement. That's what I'm saying. What does that even look like? Did she take piece of the sidewalk out? I'm confused. It's giving pyramids. It is giving pyramids.

Yeah, I would call the cops. Yeah. Maybe. Or, like, move out. And then watch the roommate with Layton Meester. Yeah, I would just move out. I would just move out. You'd recommend moving out.

Yeah. What if she can't break her lease? Cops. No, there's always a way to break a lease. Yeah. Is there? Usually. I don't know.

Exenuating circumstance. Was that the right word? Extenuating circumstances? What? My roommate tried to call me with a block of cement. Yeah. Like, get me off the lease. Well, if the roommates, like saying she doesn't remember, like, that's crazy. That's scary.

Like, what else does she do when she doesn't remember? So true. That bugs me out. Okay. My roommate's boyfriend got charged with stealing a car and I asked her not to bring him over to our house until he goes to court. She proceeded to wait until I went out of town to sneak him in But I caught it on our ring camera help You know what this is fucking giving

When you were roommates with someone who had COVID And you'd be like, don't leave your room Don't leave your room I'll know if you left your room And they would leave the room and turn the AC down And you'd be like you touch the AC The whole house is contaminated It's not considerate

That's so something You'd be like do not bring him over Yeah what? I don't want to yeah Charge would stealing a car She doesn't I do I would like to know the reasoning as to why she, why are you waiting until court to not bring him over? Like, what's court going to change?

She stole the car, right? Yeah, but maybe she thinks he might. She doesn't want to be, like, involved in the crime. Or maybe he'll plead. That's not guilty. You're smart. That's what, that's, what? Yeah, I'd be, like, come over, honestly.

I wouldn't care. Yeah. Maybe he'll plead not guilty, and maybe he's saying he didn't, I don't know. This sounds very layered, and I'm going to prescribe dude, where's my car? Or the first episode of the O.C. when they sail the car. Do I stay in L.A. Or move to NYC.

Call me. That's a good one. That's such a good one. Okay. Her name's a cute name. That's an adorable name. Penny. Yeah, I'm Penny.

Hello? Hi Penny. It's Jake Shane. No, it's not. It is with Julia and Brett. Say hi. Hey, Penny. Hi, Penny.

Hey! I'm literally to go. I love you. I love you. We're here. We're here to give you it. We're here to give, is that, is that your dog? That, oh no, that was me.

Wait, we're good. We're here to give you advice on if you should stay in L.A. or move to NYC. Are you from L.A.? Hope, no, I'm going to say, I just go, I live in L.A. And I've lived in L.A. for six years, and I don't know what to do. Why are you, what, what's, what's prompting you to, like, think, like, I kind of want to move. Um, I think I need to change.

Let me just say this. And, like, I love L.A. And, like, I don't see myself moving anytime soon. Watch it. But, but I will say, I think that having a New York moment in, like, your young years of life is something that if you can do it is, like, really special. How old are you? I'm 24. I see New York for you a little bit.

I just think if you can move to New York, do it. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. Like, oh, my God, this is such prime time for New York. Like it'll be out of your comfort zone It'll be out of your comfort zone But it's worth it

Do you know people in New York? So many Oh my God And also you're gonna meet It's so easy to meet people in New York You guys, no I'm not even kidding This is literally Like I did just sign a lease to live in L.A.

For how? She just signed the lease? Yeah. Well we were actually We were just talking about how Well honestly it's not like you're packing up your shit And moving tomorrow So like live it out

And like New York is always I think you'll regret it if you don't New York it. You guys, this is the confirmation I needed. It's literally the sign. I don't think you understand. No, I, can you update us on if you do move to New York? Because we...

Oh, absolutely. I would literally be honored. I will shout you out. Okay. I love you, Penny. Do you want to say, do you want to... I love you guys so much. You guys.

You don't understand. You are my tumor. Like, my friends know, you guys are my favorite. I love you guys. We love you, Penny. I love you. We love you. You know, this is the, you're actually one of the final calls of season one.

This is the season finale of there, a pass. No, it was not. Yeah, it is the season finale. It is. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm obsessed. I love you. Do you want to say bye to the pussies? Oh, my gosh. I'm pissies. Love you guys. Love you.

Love you. Oh, my, Penny. Love you. Obsess. I love Penny. That was a good call. That was a great. I hope we run into her.

I think she'll move to New York. I really think she should, too. Same, but she'll be in L.A. for a little longer. I think that's the perfect situation. She'll be in L.A. for a few months until her lease is over, and then... Yeah. New York. Exactly.

Aligned. I was hooking up with a guy for a few months, and when I asked if there was a potential to be more, he said he can only date the quote, perfect girl. Dial her up. Is this she a shame? It is. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God.

Wait, and it's Brett and Julia, too. Say hi. Oh, my God. No way. Hey. We love you. My name is Josie. Hi, Josie.

I'm wearing a retainer right now. They're hearing it out. Wait. I need to tell you something, Josie. This man that you're hooking up with is despicable. Dispickable. I hate him. I'm not hooking up with him anymore.

Oh, thank God, Josie. How old does this tell me what's wrong? It was from last semester, but like I wanted to just put it in now because I was like putting them all in. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. And you know what? It's advice to other people out there. But you've since cut him up.

You know what? This is great. Like, a therapist success story without even going to therapist. Like, do you want to tell the pussies how you did it? Um, well, he like ghosted me, so. Josie, I'm so sorry. Josie, girl.

Josie. I know. You're better than this. I know, but, you know, I don't think about him anymore, so it's all good. Yeah, and you know what? He probably thinks about you. Yep, probably. I bet you think about me in your house.

With your organic shoes and your million dollar couch. I can't. I know. I'm too much in shock this in because of lyrics. No, I know, I know. But you know what? I'm so. Yeah, is that okay with you?

Oh, my God, of course. You're okay if we put this in? Yes, of course. Okay. Well, fuck this loser guy. He's a loser. Yeah, F him. Okay, well, do you want to say bye to the pussies?

Bye, pussy. Love you, Josie. You deserve better than that, and you are the perfect girl. Bye! This girl and I were best friends for 10 years. Very toxic. On and off friendship.

When we finally cut dies permanently, she blew up on TikTok posting about me and spreading lies to her new followers. She texted me to meet up and hash things out. Part of me wants to do it to speak my piece.

Part of me knows I don't owe her anything and the people close to me know the truth. Do I do it? Absolutely fucking not, because this girl, you're going to meet up with her and she's going to go back, get up on TikTok.

Could you just say what after the two? I can't. I will admit I need a refresher to. Oh, she texted me to meet up and hash things out. Uh-uh. But the first part, she was posting on TikTok about the French chat. We finally cut ties permanently. She blew up on TikTok posting about me and spring lies.

Uh-uh. Don't meet up with her. She is going to, you are going to go meet up with her. If you go meet up with her, she's literally using it for content. Can I just say, I think the most powerful thing you can do is, is give no response. Like, you don't owe anyone your time. You don't.

Aligned. Like, sounds like this girl doesn't deserve your time at all because she's been posting lives on you online. It is so foul that she is, I just hate, I hate that. And I just think, like, not responding is very powerful

and, like, keep your power. My thing is, I just, like, how do you know her intentions to meet up with you are true? I mean, you can't trust her. She probably wants to get on TikTok and be like, so I met up with the girl.

Story time. I met up with my ex best friend. And yeah. No, I absolutely don't. Views are like a drug, and people will do a lot of things for that. Really and truly. I'm serious and I'm dead fucking serious. Yeah, so probably secretly vlog it.

Don't do that. You don't owe her anything. Sounds like you have a great support system. Bye. What could we prescribe? Real friends by Camilla Cabello. Yeah, 100%. Miss moving on.

Fifth Harmony. That's one of our favorites. Wow. Both Camila. Wow. I just got Charles. I really like this guy, but one of my closest friends used to like him. I don't want to hurt her, but if he wanted me,

me back, would it be wrong to get with him? Like, I would. I would. But that's because I'm so desperate. Like, I can't. Like, I don't think you should. I don't think it's worth the friendship. If it's going to break the friendship. Wait, did they, like, date? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. She just liked him.

I mean, you kind of had to gauge it based off your friends. You have to ask her too. I think, yeah, in an ideal world, you should ask her. But, like, if, is it worth losing the friendship? No. Probably not. No. And you know. There are a lot of boys out there. You can watch Euphoria Season 2

Maddie, Nate, and Cassie just for proof that it's not worth it. Yeah. You should talk to them and be like, hey, like, do you still have a crush on this guy? Like, what? What's the vibe here? You know what I mean?

Yeah. So I'm going to be honest. I didn't, like, I missed half that. But, like, I will say that it sounds like there's a girl, like being good friends going on here. Like, and I think sick to the girl. A girl liked a guy. And then now later on,

Her friend likes the guy and the guy likes the friend. She's like shy pursue. I think. That was a very difficult way of explaining it. No, I got it. I got it. I'd say be a girl's girl first and foremost. There are so many boys out there.

There's so many fish in the sea. I don't know how old you are. How many though? There are. And friendships are girl friendships that are like actually meaningful. Like those are not easy to come by. They're few and far between. My ex-boyfriend cheated on me on a work trip.

I've blocked work trip as in quotations. I blocked him on almost everything besides Venmo and he will send me money to send a message. We have both moved on and are still dating other people but he will still send me Venmo's. Should I block him there? Continue getting my bag. Get your bag,

yeah. Get your bag. I remember hearing about someone who did that to their ex but they wouldn't send like large amounts of money. It was like a cent. They sound like a cent to be like, please unblock me. Continue getting your bag.

Like I prescribe the Wolf of Wall Street. I broke up with the first of, my boyfriend in April because I needed someone more motivated, but I keep drunk texting him to come over and I just don't know how to feel. Yeah, I mean, delete the number. You broke up with him for a good reason. Let me just say that. Yeah. So stick with your gut. Aligned. Because I think motivation is really important. Aligned. And yeah, I mean, I can't really like drunk texting, you know, it's in sometimes. I'm really, I'm guilty. I'm guilty as some. But like, just maybe try not to. I think. Try to delete the contact slash block.

Once I brought deleted texts off my phone. No, that was Jake. Oh, Jake deleted texts off my phone. Do you remember how mad you were? Yeah, I couldn't see what I had sent. It was my birthday party. Yeah. That night.

I got so drunk. Yeah. So that was the final tell me what's wrong. That was the final tell me what's wrong of the season. That's crazy. That's crazy. I had an idea. Okay.

I think that we should, since like the reason we're here is because it's like this is where it all started, we should talk about the favorite one of the favorite one of our favorite Orlando skits yes that we've giggled at okay because we're the giggled girls that we're giggling oh okay I would love to hear what your favorite okay so our mutual favorite although we didn't film it is Moses parting the Red Sea I filmed that myself yeah you set up your phone on that counter I changed lives change lives like that seriously like I will never not laugh at that video you really like that one that much it's just like that's how me and Brett laugh at you the most is when you do shit like that.

Yeah, yeah. It's like that is how you get us always. Yeah. Yeah. Just like you're writ. Yeah, it was good. It was good. Oh my God.

It was so funny. What are your other favorites? Thinking. I mean, J-O-H on half the page is always going to be up there. And that was one of the first ones that I was there for. because do you remember you kind of blew up that week I was home in Chicago? No, it was, it all started happening

the second you touched down in L.A. Yes, yes, but you had done your first few. Myself, no one filmed them. That was the first friend filmed. It was like Paul. Oh, really? Yes. That was the one that was so funny

when you were on the phone and you were like, the British are coming. The Paul Revere. Yeah. Paul Revere telling. He recorded by himself. Oh, you're right. Isaac dropping the new thing myself.

Okay, you're right. So that was the first friend filmed one ever. John Hancock? That was the first friend film one. Was it? Yes, that was the first one. I think that was the day I got back. Yeah, it was.

And then after that, we did the dinosaur seeing the comment. Yes. And when was the Jesus one in the tomb? No, like, Rebecca, Rebecca, he's that ass not in there. Yeah, that was when A. A.V. came over, I would say, like, three days in. But the next day. No, one of also my favorites, I think Brett film this one, I think I was at work is, is a Jesus.

Bible pay. You know, I've seen that one. Bible pay. It makes me cry laughing. I've seen that one so many times. I don't even laugh at it anymore. It's so fun. I remember filming that one.

I think my personal favorite. Yeah, what's your favorite from the Orlando era? What is the one I did that I finally broke at? Bologna. That is also one of my favorites. Bologna was sick. I, like, couldn't catch my favorite. But I'm trying to think of, like, one that was, like, very smart that I did.

I can't. This wasn't on Orlando, but one that got me, like. Pepper. Checking for Papa. Yes. You thought that. You know what my personal favorite right now is? It always, it's Cinderella waiting for.

her Uber. I love that one. Oh, Cindy. For Cindy. For Cindy. For Cindy. That was a really, really funny one. Cindy was good. Cindy was good. With the pumpkin. Yeah. God, I used to do so many skits. I need to get back into that, huh? I used to, I'm trying to think. I used to do, what's a skid of mine that missed? I mean, I mean, we have recorded a lot that you haven't put up there. Not like a lot, a lot, but like. Well, besides favorite skits, what's your favorite memory from Oregon? Favorite fight from Orlando. Oh, we got in so many fights, Jake. I'll tell you my favorite fight. We didn't fight in Orlando. We didn't fight much for Orlando. Okay, so what was your favorite fight to witness? Mine was Couchgate.

Couchade is really good. That kind of was, that kind of involved all of us, though, because we walked to Target. Remember, Jake? I was just really mad. Julia, I was trying to put the couch to the door and just walked and sat down. She's, I can't. We ordered a couch and they, like. It didn't fit through the.

It didn't fit through the. We had no furniture for months. Months. And then Brett's mom was like, what if you just got pillows and blankets and put them on the ground? I was like... That was like, I was what my home is that? She was like, I have a floor sitting situation.

We're like trying to find the cheapest possible place we could get like a functional couch. We had just graduated and we didn't realize how expensive couches were. I thought they were $50. I thought couches were $50. And so then we went, wait, we need to put the videos of us. What was that place called? I'm blinging out. Living spaces.

Living spaces. And Jake just kept riding up and down the escalator. That was when I was doing the smile thing. He was doing the massage sharing me and Brett were like coughing and popping. Like, please direct us to the cheapest couch. I couldn't have given lots of a fuck, I'm sorry. He was like running around filming himself.

So finally we like found a couch that was like it was like still like expensive and we were like okay guys like this is an investment. Can we fit this? Yes we can fit it. We did the measurements.

The people from living spaces show up the couch won't fit through the door. It will not. And like it was such a process to get this couch. And like it was a big deal. Like we had been talking about the couch. We were like we got the fucking couch. Like we're like.

It was like excited. I'm going to be able to watch TV. Brett's mom bought us two chairs from CB2. I'm pretty sure there was a pillow that said, girl, please. Was there not? No, it was. What's the pillow that your mom got all of us? I can't even.

Yeah. I literally can't even. I literally can't, I literally can't. And then there was a photo of a pill. Yeah, the chill pill. The chill pill. And then, whatever. From society sex.

So the couch won't fit. And I'm just like, I'm, like, I just felt like I had like invest. I tested a lot of time into the couch. And, like, I mean, we all had, but I was just, like, very emotional about it. And, like, I had to, like, excuse myself. Like, when the couch wouldn't fit, like, I was calling people crying. I say we would hear her. She was like, do you want to go to Target?

Yes, we went to Target. We walked to Target. That did nothing. Pretty sure we picked up gum. Yeah, we did. You got some, like, pans, I think. Yeah, maybe. So, anyways, we finally did get a couch, and within a month,

Jake burnt a hole. That fucking couch. That couch was horrible. That couch was seen more. And he just thought we wouldn't notice. We got home of me and Brett. We're like... Do you remember the terrace?

Do you remember what was on the terrace? My silk pillowcase? Do you remember the silk pillowcase? And the tins of Garrett. And the bench that started running. The bench started running and the tins of Garrett. What else happened in that? I'm trying to think of like...

That apartment was not real. We slept on the floor, Julie and I, for like three months. Three months because waiting for our bed frames. Do you remember? I do. Do you remember that bed frame I used to have? Of course.

How could we forget? That bed frame. It came from college. I'm pretty sure you still have that desk. No, I do not have that. Yes, I do have that desk. Yeah. That room, my room was stuffed to the brim.

Yeah, it was really small. Your room was literally smaller than this studio. I will say. It was like this size, I think. Yeah, it was. A little smaller. Smaller. I would say one thing about that apartment was that it got really cold.

I also really. I put it at 64. Yep, we would. And I also really enjoyed. when we would get our lattes at Winston Pyes and our Arnold Palmer's at Magnolia. Uh-huh. He lived right. Oh, my God, those Magnolia Arnold Palmer's were sick.

That was so sex in the city of us. Yeah, so true. I mean, I've never seen sex in the city of us. But that was, like, very sex in the city of us. You know what's so fucked up is we always said that we were going to get a slice of cake from Magnolia, and we literally never did. It really, it was a fever dream. We had a bodega on the corner, which is like honestly rare for L.A.

Yeah, it was open really late. It was open, like, all hours. What was it called? Come on. Turner's. Turner's. Yeah, it is Turner's. And we loved that corner store.

We would get waters there every night. And he's popped back in the other week. And he remembered us. He was like, where are you guys been? We used to get puffs there before they made it illegal to sell puffs at the convenience store. Yeah. It was the best because I would walk over and they had the mini Lamarca bottles so I could go literally just walk a minute and make myself a spread. Right as I was like ready to go out.

Whereas now we had some really fun nights and funding. We had really fun nights in Orlando. I feel like we had so much more fun, like, nightlife when we lived there. I agree. We were 22 and 23. It was just the jump from, not to scare anyone, but I do feel the jump from 22 to 24 is stark. Stark.

Like, I feel like the jump from 22 to 24 is really intense. When you're 22, you're like, you're out of college, like, I'm going to still go blackout. Now when you're like 24, it's like, ugh, like. And it's like, I, like, feel like such an adult now. I know, same. Way more so than I did two years ago. Same. So much more so.

Do you remember the sound the door would make when we would open the door? Ding dong. What was it again? Every time we opened the door, we couldn't leave the house. And then Jake would leave his bathroom door open and you'd walk into the front.

And I'd go, Jay! It was really annoying. It was so annoying. Oh my God. I'm trying to think of like other favorite. There was couch gate. I just had a bed. Like me and Jake shared a wall.

Oh, oh. Oh, sorry. You, what? No, yeah. Do you remember the candle wax on the counter? Oh, Brett was so mad. What happened? That was one of the most mad I've ever seen her.

What happened? You got candle wax all over the counter, and Brett was texting me for three days. Like, Joel, I've been scrubbing for dinner. It won't come up. He won't even help. He hasn't offered to help. I've been scrubbing. The counter's permanently ruined.

We're going to get charged so much money. Because you were filming a TikTok, but it was pre-fame because it was in the fall. and you like hit the candle as you were filming and it was on and the wax all over the counter and in classic Jake fashion you said I think I went home that week I think I went home or something I loved Orlando I loved Orlando then there was the laundry fight yeah that yeah and then me and Jake me and Jake like shared a wall and his like Alexa would go off for 50 minutes every morning and like he would be gone and not turn it off like that was really annoying yeah once I like sometimes I would just leave this is making me really

I'm really nostalgic. I know. I loved Orlando. And we used to, when we started getting a lot of, like, PR packages, the house just became completely unlivable. Yeah. We would, like, crawl. It was like we lived and, like, you know, you know, when Wally?

Have you seen Wally? Yeah. When the thing goes over all the trash, that's what our apartment looks like. Yeah. It is when. Yeah. And then we would get, well, before it burned down, we would go to Isakaya. Yeah.

For dinner. That sounds amazing right now. I had a couple prompts that we could maybe. Oh, give us. Please. Nolan has some prompts for us, you guys, for the finale. Yes, Olin. I was going to ask, I don't know how much you guys watch the show,

but I wanted to ask you your top three favorite moments of the season. Give me behind the scenes. No, no, that's a great one, Nolan. Thank you. What are your top three favorite moments from the season? Episodes excluding yours. The Alexander 23 one where you did JetBlue. Yes.

Top number one top moment. Same. I love that episode. The role model one was great. Ed Shearing. Romato what? And Sharon when you're like, when you realize the legs don't work. Yeah, yeah.

And then when Glenn Powell is telling the story about his like sister's friend. Yeah, so those are all clips on TikTok. Every single one of them. I thought he was going to catch on. As we don't watch. I'm sorry. Like, we just don't. They get enough of me.

It's actually crazy. So it's crazy. I put a like a lot of time into this. Me and Nolan put a lot of time into this. No, I know that you guys do. And that makes it so amazing for your millions of fans. But we get to live with you. I feel like you tell us about the episodes

and I'm like, wow, that's awesome. Can't wait to see the clips. Yeah. Okay. Any more prompts? You know what? I'll tell you my three favorite moments from the season that you guys

didn't see just on TikTok clips. The denim on denim story. Yeah. Of course. It was very traumatizing for me. What's the denim on denim story, you guys? I have no idea. No idea.

Cool. The denim on denim story. You know, when I was really, really, like, into prescribing girls to people, that was some of my favorite. Shut up. might I add Jake the girls

Yeah Okay you should Tell everyone why you started watching girls again Yeah because Julia told me to start We watching girls Like everyone's like Jake prophets girls resurgence Like that started with me

Yeah Julia did start watching girls again And told me to watch it I honestly I loved I'm not This fucking mic you guys Like has been through It's like swinging

I'm not speaking Like can't I re- apply my glass. Okay, okay. Um, my second favorite moment was when Alice would do, what? Like, please, like, you have nothing to add. You don't watch the show. I wanted to watch it. Okay. Well, when Alice did the intro and we were talking about our predictions for Coachella and we were crying out because we predicted by day two, we would be miserable and wanting to go home with our spray tan streaking off. My third favorite moment is, okay, So denim on denim, Alice. Seriously, don't even.

Okay. That's crazy that you guys don't know denim on denim. That's crazy that you guys don't know denim on denim. Like, that's actually crazy to me. Well, you didn't clip it, so it couldn't be that crazy. Some shit is for the people that watch the show. Well. It was when I went on a date and he told me it wasn't a date.

Oh, please. But how does that have to do anything with denim? I was wearing denim on denim from the Tommy Hilfiger show. I know about this. Yeah, you called me about this. See, this is why we don't watch the show. You talk about things that we already know about. Yeah.

Like, you called me in real time saying, hey, like, I just wanted on a date, but it wasn't a date. Brett was definitely like, he's a loser. Yeah, so. Yeah. Okay, what's your third favorite? Okay, my third favorite. Nolan, like, what are some things you remember that I don't? Can I say the entirety of the John Summit episode?

Yeah. John Summit was a fuck. fucking highlight. Oh, you guys weren't here. I was here. Oh, yeah. And he walked in and Brett was at the counter like, because he walked in and we just weren't expecting him to walk in and the house was a mess.

I mean, that happens a lot. Okay. So I think the other, my final, my final favorite moment, you know what, pussies? Why don't you tell me your favorite moment from the season down below? And that, whatever your guys' favorite is, that's my favorite is. that's my favorite. Oh. Do you have any other prompts, Nolan?

I love these prompts. Yeah, the other one for you would be, what was the biggest, like, oh, my God moment of starting this show. Wow. The biggest, oh, my God, woman was probably when Glenn Powell agreed to come on, or when Ed Sheeran came on. That was pretty crazy.

What was your guys' biggest, like, oh, my God moment for the show? Where you were, like, what the, like, Jake, come on. Ed Shearan? I mean, like, aside from those, I think. Camila was really cool. Yeah, Camila, we were shook as fuck. I was, like, very excited for her to come over. Yeah.

And then I remember it was either the Glenn or Ed episode. I forget which one, but Mac sent me a clip that was, like, going viral on Twitter. You had a cannibalism one. Which means it was on his Twitter. And I was like, that's crazy. Damn. Honest to God, I think my biggest oh my God moment really and truly was I really thought no one going to listen to this.

It was when after the first episode came out, and it hit number three on the charts. That was my biggest, I was like, whoa, what? Like, that I was shook as fuck. So what did we learn, though, today? Like, today? This is our final, what did we learn today of the season?

Or like, should we say, like, what did we learn, like, from Orlando to now? Oh, yeah, what did we learn from Orlando to now? I've learned that you got to keep your friends around you, no matter what. Yeah. No matter how many times you want to kill each other, no matter how many times you are,

are questioning like everything like you it's not worth it like you need your friends you need your girls you need them you need them you need them no one knows you like them yeah that's what I learned yeah

I mean that's that's like probably the best one I just like there's been a lot I just feel like a lot of new people have been introduced in all of our lives and we've all still I feel closer than ever I don't remember the saying. But I think... I don't have any.

Are you having a stroke? I don't have any... I don't have anything past. Okay, my thing is, like, a lot of new people have been introduced to our lives, all of us. And I think we're closest we've ever been. We're still as close. And I think it's important.

I think it's the only reason we're saying. Yeah. We're family. I agree. Family. We are family. Whether we like it or not. Yeah, we all know way too much about each other to ever stop being.

I think about that all the time. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. Nobody knows me like these two. Let me just tell you. Yeah, nobody knows me like these too. It's bad.

They've seen me at my lowest. Like, I think you guys see through everything. Yeah. We do. Well, I've learned. I didn't learn that I love you guys. But I've learned just how much I love you guys. I think you've learned to appreciate us more.

I agree. Oh, okay. So you think I've become a better friend? Yeah. I do think so. You have become a better friend. And I think the fame made you realize especially, like, oh, my God, like, Brett and Julia have truly been there. Since the beginning, like, since before any of this.

Before, yeah. Like, I really think that, yeah. Yeah. We've stuck around. We've stuck around. Yeah, I spoke about that same. I interview. Aw.

Oh. Oh. That's sweet. But, yeah, I think that I've seen you grow a lot. as a person throughout this whole thing. Really and truly. As like for the better? Yeah, for the better.

Oh, okay. Like, I think a lot of the things that, like, you used to do that, like, would annoy me, you've, like, grown from. Yeah. And you've handled it all very eloquently. Thank you, Brett. You're very smart.

Thank you. I love you guys. We're very proud of you. Aw. Well, here's to many more. Many more. Many more. And you guys are not moving out or going back to New York anytime soon.

You want to go to New York? You are. I'm assuming you do. I'm not going. Yeah. Should we, should I take us out? We didn't say what we've learned.

Do we have anything to say? God, I'm the worst listener ever. That's something that hasn't changed. Yeah. That'll never change. Okay. I think we said we learned like the friend thing. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, I'm trying to think if there's like anything else that's like less deep. There's just a certain point in your life. We've learned that Jake will never be necessarily tidy, but that's okay. Yeah. There's wigs on piles of things everywhere. You're dramatic. Yeah, I'll never be less dramatic.

Brett is, um, Brett. Yeah. And she has certain things and you just can't question them, okay? For example, you can't yuck her yum, among other things. Yeah, there's a few. We all have our quirks. We all have our quirks. I'm having quirks.

What can I say? This, we would, none of us would be here without you. So really and truly, thank you. we love you so much and we will see you next season and I will see you on tour come see me on tour that's where I'll be

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They'll be with me on tour Does anyone want to take us out or should I You can Congratulations Thank you guys. Love you guys. I want to be here without you. And Nolan? Thank you. Thank you.

Round of applause for Nolan. We love you, Nolan. We love you, Nolan. We love you, Nolan. We should have brought champagne. Do we have? I don't know if we have any. I'm just like I can't. Yeah.

I'm just like I can't. Okay. Should I take us out? Yeah. Okay. I love you, Pussies. Oh, looks like our sessions up. We will see you next season in the therapist office.

Love you Pussies. Bye Pussies. Love you. Hi, Pussies. Put your tents up. Put your tents up. Dance up.