Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 56: Disco Lines
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Hi Pussies and welcome back to Therapus.
Today, well, let's take it back, shall we?
Last season, we had a DJ on, John Summit,
and it ended up being one of my favorite episodes of the season.
And I knew for Season 2 of Therapus, I wanted to have another DJ on,
just because I feel like there's no one in this world.
I am more different than.
And I was listening, I've been listening to Disco Lines music a lot,
and I knew that I wanted to have him on the show.
So today, for our DJ of the season, we have disco lines.
We also have Matt in the room with us today.
Hi, Matt.
Hey.
Are you hungry?
Yeah, I would love to go eat.
Well, we have dinner at 5.30.
This disco lines episode was, honestly, probably one of my favorites I filmed so far for this season.
It was really, really funny.
We are very opposite.
I think that's what makes us work.
Also, reminder, God, Matt, you just reminded me.
I am going on tour, starting at the end of February, going until July.
You can get your tickets at Pass Thatpuss.com.
It is going to be so fucking fun.
Matt, are you excited?
I can't wait.
Are you so excited?
I can't wait.
What are you excited about, Matt?
I'm just really excited to live on the road with you again for an extended period of time.
Every time you say that, it sounds inauthentic.
It's not inauthentic whatsoever.
Got you.
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Hi Pussies, welcome back to Therapus.
Today we have one of my favorite DJs.
As you all know, I am new to the DJ scene, but I love it.
And through being new to the DJ scene, I found one of my favorites, disco lines.
What up?
Do you want me to call you Disco Lines or Thadius?
Can you call me Thadius?
Of course.
My first thing, I like being called Thadius.
more. I don't think, yeah, I don't like anyone referring to me as disco lines.
Okay, okay. Do you like people calling you Puss?
Sometimes, I don't mind it. Fair enough. I don't mind it. I get Puss. Well, my real name is
Jacob. Do you have a nickname for Thadias? Thad. Thad. Yeah. I went by that in college, and then I
switched back to Thadias. Because Thad just comes off as so dushy. Like, you got the Brads, the Chads.
The Thads. The Thads. The Thads. One, one Thad out of the Midge. Where'd you go to college?
I went to Boulder.
Where'd you go?
I see that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Your visit?
No.
No?
One time.
I did miss, I did miss a really good, like, I missed a really good trip there once.
All my friends went.
And they said it was really fun.
And you guys really partied hard there.
It was a good party school.
I didn't really party too much.
Oh, I definitely did.
But it was more, I was studying computer science at the time.
And I had to pay for my college.
So I was, like, grinding pretty hard.
And then I would make beats every night and just, like, work every day.
So you started, well, first, cheers.
Cheers.
Yours.
Okay, so you studied computer science.
Yeah, I studied computer science.
I just, I loved video games as a kid.
I was a pretty nerdy kid.
I still am a pretty nerdy person, but I was just glued to the computer.
I was good at it.
I tried to be a doctor freshman year because my grandpa is a doctor,
and I was trying to go under that path.
And I remember the first day of class.
I was in chemistry class.
And the professors is this old man.
Everyone started calling them professors at that time.
So that was so scary for me coming from high school.
And we're learning these, how to balance equation, something very rudimentary.
And, like, I'm sure we all could do it.
But I, like, at the time didn't know how to do it.
And I didn't realize Google existed.
I remember getting out of that class.
I was super flustered.
I went out to the main, like, like, walkway of the campus.
And I called my mom.
and I just started bawling.
I was like, I'm going to fail out of college.
I can't be a doctor.
I don't know what I'm doing.
And she's like, you can just go talk to the professor.
What do you mean?
Or cheat.
I cheated on everything.
Really?
I stand by it to this day.
To what level, though?
Because you're obviously a smart person.
You didn't get here baking it.
Not at you.
Thank you.
What did you study?
Public relations.
I was like a communications, Carly.
Do you think that's good that if a lot of, because cheating is so easy nowadays.
I love cheating.
Do you think, do you, if you have a kid, are you going to trust them with the pediatrician
that you take them to in 10 years, hoping your pediatrician wasn't using Quizlet,
your med school?
Or do you think humans are smart and?
Wait, you kind of gagged me a little bit.
Have you ever thought about that?
You go to your doctor's like, what did you study?
He's like, oh, PR.
Fuck, dude.
Yeah, I would hope that I don't know, actually.
What doctor was your grandpa?
He was a dermatologist.
Love.
Yeah.
And, okay, is he still working?
No, he quit and opened an avocado farm.
And so, in San Diego, well, he died.
I was literally, when I said that, I was like, he definitely died.
I'm so sorry.
He put all his love into the avocado farm.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
Damn.
Do you like avocados?
Love them. I had them for breakfast today.
Me too.
I probably ripped two a day.
Really?
At this rate, yeah.
Where are you from?
Colorado.
You're from Colorado.
Denver, yeah.
Denver.
Okay.
Do your family is still there?
Yeah.
I have a mom, a dad, two brothers.
Joseph and Matthias.
Matthias?
Yeah.
Thatteous.
Yeah.
Sorry, I almost said Thadacious, but it's notias.
What?
You guys, stop.
I get nervous around DJs.
I can't help it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've actually heard you were very close with John Tummet.
I love John.
Yeah.
He's a big inspiration.
Because he had this DIY approach to his success where he just did a bunch of work
and you could see it paid off.
So seeing someone coming from him like a CPA and taking his average job and also working
on music in his free time and grinding me successful for that was very useful for me.
I look at him as a big inspiration.
And he has fun while doing it.
So sick to see.
And you're assigned to his label, no?
Yeah, a song on his label wide open.
Go stream it.
It's out now.
Yeah, well.
And have you guys ever collaborated before?
No.
Have you guys performed together ever?
Yeah, we did in.
We've gone in Vegas so much.
We both play the same residency at Live.
Wait.
This year.
Your starts in February.
You should come.
I am so down to come.
Vegas shows are the most fun.
I've been to one of his Vegas shows.
Are you going to do dead?
or night?
I think it's, I don't know what was the first one.
Both.
First one's going to be a night show.
And how many shows are you reading at Fountain Blue?
Yeah.
I want to come.
Cruise.
I really want to go.
Okay.
Are you going to Coachella this year?
Yes, and I know you're performing there as well.
Let's go.
Are you excited?
I'm so excited.
I have a big redemption story too.
What do you mean?
You have a big redemption story?
The first time I played Coachella, I threw up, which was pretty embarrassing.
Like on stage?
Dude.
We were, we were, we were, we were, you've been plenty of times.
times I'm sure, I'm assuming.
And we're down in India, California, where it's very hot, very deserty, Palm Springs.
And I'm not really used to that.
I'm from the cold, yeah.
And so the whole day I remember, we woke up and I was so just excited that I was playing
Coachella in the first place that I didn't eat anything.
I just started drinking tequila, as we do.
As you do.
I didn't eat anything all day.
And then I played the Doolab.
As I'm playing the DoLab, I usually get a tiny bit nervous before the show.
You can feel a little anxiety in your stomach.
but like it lasted for like 50 minutes and I look like almost at the end of my set I look at my manager
I'm like dude I need to I was like I need to throw up and I have a pageina around me and I'm like can I do it in here
it's like don't fucking do that and he takes me outside the stage I go in a trash can't and come back what what stage are you playing this year
that wasn't the duo this year I think it's the Sahara wow I love the Sahara tad
I love the Sahara T too.
Have you been to a show with the Sahara Tad?
That's like, change your life.
No, it wasn't how the Sahara Tremah.
I remember seeing Tame and Paula at one of the big outdoor stage and that changed my life.
You remind me of Tame and Paula.
Yeah.
Really?
That's really not really?
Wait, why?
Why do you say that?
I feel like they talk like you.
I guess they're Australian though, huh?
Yeah, Kevin's probably really soft-spoken.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm trying to get better at being soft-spoken.
You are very soft-spoken.
but I have a loud laugh.
I love your laugh.
I love your laugh.
Do you mean it?
Sometimes laughs are contagious and sometimes people have this energy and like the first time,
well, the first time meeting you, you kind of like have that value.
I'm like down for these compliments.
Yeah.
I love them.
I love them.
Okay.
So before we started, you were telling me that you have not, you have not put out a debut album yet.
No, I have not.
And that's like, it's hard.
for being able to consume a whole album in terms of advertising.
It is hard.
Yeah.
I'm a big album.
Really?
Yes.
Very big.
The last album I listened to was, like, in full front to back was Calico by Ryan B.D.
And then, obviously, every single one of Taylor Swift's albums, front to back.
And then...
I love Taylor.
You do?
She's my first crush.
No.
Do you ever...
You've gone bowling, I'm assuming?
Yeah.
It's a dumb question I asked.
Imagine someone who's never gone bowling.
That would be absurd.
But I remember as a kid, I saw tear drops on my guitar.
That song was playing.
And she was my first crush.
That was my first introduction to her as well.
Not at bowling, but yes, for that music video.
I swear.
She wasn't my first crush, evidently.
But, like, you know.
I love Taylor.
I love to.
What's your favorite album?
Fuck.
It's going to get clips.
And I'm just going to get roasted by our fans.
No, you won't.
It's okay.
She has some ruthless fans.
She does.
You see what happens on the internet if you talk poorly about Taylor Swift?
Well, no, I've never spoken poorly about her.
Exactly. That's a good point.
We won't.
I'd kill you.
Yeah, fair enough.
What's your favorite album?
I don't know the album's like, I don't know their names.
Are you kidding?
I'm not getting.
Taylor Swift, fearless, speak now.
You don't know, 1989?
Probably fearless.
What's your favorite song?
What's one with love story on it?
Fearless.
What's the one with, um...
I love that song.
Yeah, I love stories.
Fox.
That song changed my whole career, actually.
I made a remix of it for TikTok, or not for TikTok, but in college.
Wait, wait, wait.
Was your remix the one that went viral on TikTok where people like humped the phone?
In 2020.
That was you?
You know what I'm talking about?
Where they would like, and they would push the camera?
They'd push the camera way.
There was one video of a girl pushing the camera way, and she, like, tripped over and fell.
It was during COVID too, so everyone was locked up.
But it was a good time because everyone was dancing.
And, like, it was a pretty romantic song.
People were getting married to it.
That remix?
I always wonder, like, who's, like, getting married to my music or who's crushing to my music.
Well.
Are people doing that?
I don't know.
I hope so.
I hope so, too.
Well, okay, so you released that and then did, and baby girl came out almost swiftly.
Oh, two years later.
Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
So, 22.
But that showed me, like, you could have a successful song.
That just showed me that, like, you, the, and also the power and beauty of TikTok.
Right.
How did you take the TikTok ban?
Honest to God.
Yeah.
So fun.
Really?
When things are out of my control, do not laugh at me.
When things are out of my control, there's nothing I can do about it.
Mm-hmm.
There was literally nothing I could do about that.
Did you find yourself going back to the app and, like, trying to touch it and open it?
Night one, yes.
Me too.
And then the next morning, I was down for it, but, like, I was, I was ready to touch grass.
You know, I was really ready to touch grass.
I was ready to, like, experience life.
But then I got a new phone, and I, TikTok isn't downloading on my new phone.
So I can only use TikTok on my old phone.
So now I call it content phone.
And I'm using TikTok a lot less, and I'm a lot more present.
This has been one day, by the way.
Congrats.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I found myself refreshing, like going back to it and clicking it.
Didn't work?
It doesn't.
Yeah, it would just exit you out.
But then I was really disappointed myself.
I felt like a brainless monkey.
I was just going back and touching.
I was like hoping this would work.
I knew it won't work.
I know, but it's just what your program to do.
It's an addiction.
It's really gnarly.
Do you have addictions?
Do I have addictions?
Um, yeah.
What are you addicted to?
I was really addicted to weed.
Feel that.
Still am.
Smoked before I came here.
You did?
You can't tell.
Oh my God.
Why do I want to smoke right now?
You're making me want to smoke out.
Shall we?
Hotbox episode.
You're a red or shaking his hat.
Wait, why not?
What happens when you smoke and tried you have a podcast when you tried?
No, I've done half of the podcast you've seen, I'm high.
But actually, have you seen a podcast?
Yeah, I was watching them after you.
I watched the role model one.
Clips were going.
I love that one.
Yeah, that one's great.
You watched John one?
Yeah.
That was one of the most fun I've ever had while recording.
Really?
Were you there for that, Louise?
I've just never met someone so different.
Yeah, we were so drunk.
But, yeah, I was really addicted to weed.
I stopped smoking.
When did I stop smoking?
Early December?
Early December, I stopped smoking.
And apparently it's been great.
It doesn't feel great for me.
Like, I miss being high every day.
I used to wake up and smoke throughout my entire day, every single day.
Do you feel more productive?
Um, I, yes.
I feel a little more manic, but like that mania leads me to production.
I get in these like, I don't know if this happens to you, but when I just smoke all day,
people will text me.
I just won't deal with anything.
Just ignore everyone.
My life kind of pauses.
Oh, you, you text me back really fast.
I like texting you, yeah.
But no, it's not a good habit to get into.
So I'm trying to cut that out.
for?
Since I was in the womb.
My mom started.
Oh,
really?
So,
but like,
what,
when did you start?
I'm kidding.
My mom wasn't smoking.
What?
Like,
I don't judge.
I don't.
Yes,
I do.
You're chiefing in the womb,
mom.
No,
in Colorado,
it's early.
I remember having a fake ID,
like,
in eighth grade,
I was using it to go to
dispensary.
And the dispensary was,
like,
half the size of this room.
And you'd walk in,
and my hands were all shaking.
Yeah, my name's Thaddeus.
And then they get me Cush.
Which is nice.
So you started smoking before you were drinking or you were already drinking at that age?
Before I was drinking.
Okay.
Well, that's very Colorado of you.
Very Colorado.
Okay.
Do you have a favorite strain?
Dude, for me, it's all the same shit to me.
It all feels like weed.
Okay.
O.G. Cush.
What's O.G. Cush?
The default.
I think.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
My favorite was,
I miss it so much.
Indica was my favorite because
Sativa would give me,
I get like,
borderlines get to phrenic.
So,
and because that's my number one fear,
I was like,
I got to stop.
And I was also getting a lot of weight on it.
It's also great for sleep,
which is why I love it.
That is so funny.
You say that.
It was so bad for sleep for me.
What do you mean?
I had constant nightmares
that I was in a cult
That was underground.
Sorry, I lied for entertainment purposes.
It was one time.
But after that,
after that, I stopped smoking forever.
I guess it's been two months.
I seriously, I miss it so much.
I can't even put it into words.
Like, I wish I was high right now
more than anything in the entire world.
Like, I would shave my head if it meant
like I could smoke with no repercussions.
I would.
Give you bad dreams.
Do you smoke weed, Eli?
Okay.
How do you,
and your manager know each other.
Hit me up on Instagram.
After Love Story?
Or after a baby girl?
I don't know.
One of them.
It was,
happened like three years ago.
Then we got lunch.
We were very similar people.
He went to U of A.
I went to Boulder.
We have a similar mindset for things.
Trying to take over the world in 2025.
I think you really are.
No,
I'm serious.
Like,
I was talking to my friends about this.
I was like,
why do I feel like he's about to have
such a fucking moment after Coachella?
Maybe even before,
but I'm telling you,
like,
Coach how it's at.
Or it could just plateau and then I could peak.
Why would you say that?
I don't know.
Do you have anxiety?
Because I, anxiety.
Do you have that?
I have anxiety when I know I need to get worked on,
but I don't think of an anxiety because we have anxiety as a flight or fright response,
right?
Like if I know I need to do something, I'll start doing it.
And anxiety is a feeling we have, but, like, if you have to do, like, an assignment
or if I have a set, I know I need to work on, I'll get anxious about that.
So you get.
anxious.
But I think it's a good anxiety.
It's like getting excited.
I don't think of anxiety.
I think it's an excitedness.
Okay.
Okay.
You don't like go to sleep and like bite your nails and like think about anxiety.
No, I try to smoke enough weed to where I see stars when I fall asleep.
And then I think I have no thoughts when I go to bed.
No, not one.
Well, I used to come up with stories to fall asleep.
So like, make that.
I used to do that.
Really?
I still do that all the time.
I always come up with stories before I go to bed.
Like a rabbit walking through like a few.
but he has friends and then maybe his friends were like part of gang related at rabbit activities
and then that's a whole side story and then you can keep going down that lane but yeah I just random
stuff okay so like my stories I tell is like I have a boyfriend and he's taking me out to dinner
and then we go home and go to sleep and I pretend that he's laying next to me but those are the stories
I tell myself and I fall asleep really quickly do you have a boyfriend no never have
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yeah, I've had girlfriends.
Like long-term relationship girlfriends?
Yeah.
Okay, just wondering.
Like, when was your last relationship?
Probably like two years a girl.
Years ago, a girl.
Years ago.
I met this girl at a vegan restaurant.
What restaurant?
My friends.
It was called like Sierra.
us something um you vegan no my buddy was and i experimented my mom was vegan but we would we chatted and we had this
the whole dinner we just talked the entire time as a whole group of people but she was awesome she had no idea
that i was a dj she had no no knowledge of the electronic music world which i thought was awesome
because she resonated with my personality and not the music which is beautiful but it was a good
relationship. We broke up right before I went to Australia. Why'd you break up? I haven't talked
since. Oh, okay. Because I think I have trust issues with, I don't know. I just, if I'm going to go do my own
thing in Australia, like I don't want to worry about someone else. And I feel like that will impact
my career if I'm worried about someone else. Does that make sense? Okay. So you have trust issues
or you knew you were going to misbehave and you wanted to end it before?
You can be honest.
You ended it.
The ladder.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, you ended it.
I know, but then I remember getting there.
And I remember the first day.
The first show we had was in this place called Byron Bay.
Oh, I've heard it's gorge.
It was gorgeous.
We're driving through.
I'm so stoked to be in Australia, but I was also a little sad, right?
Mm-hmm.
His girlfriend gone.
And I'm sitting there with the promoter at dinner, and he was, he's like looking at me.
He's like, why do you look so depressed?
He's like, I've seen your content online.
You're like smiling a lot.
I'm like, dude, I just like broke up with so-and-so.
And he's like, well, you're in Australia.
You're a DJ and nothing matters.
And I was like, dude, you're so right.
And then I got it fucking tatted on me.
That's right here.
That night?
Yeah.
There we go.
No, later in the trip.
But she did obviously have a big effect of my life if I got a tattoo after.
Obviously, she did matter.
If I got a tattoo, that's...
The tattoo, imagine, like, finding out your ex got a tattoo in relation to you that says nothing matters.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah.
Nothing matters, including that relationship, evidently.
It was awesome while Alaska.
Dude, you know what she would do?
What?
Really made my heart feel good.
She would pick me up from the airport after tour, and I'd come home so tired and, like, kind of barred out from the flight.
And she'd come with like a Starbucks tea, like a blanket.
She'd drive me back to my home in Marina D'Oray.
We'd watch a movie.
Do you miss her?
It's okay.
Gwynnevere if you're out there.
What's her name?
Gwynnevere.
I want that to happen again for you.
Do you feel like you fucked it up?
Yeah, I fully fucked everything up.
Dude, you know one on the last day, too, after I broke up with her?
She made me a hoodie.
What?
She made clothes.
I never showed you this.
It was a light blue hoodie, my favorite color.
And she cut out fabric.
And she spent months on this and wrote disco lines and had stars and had multiple layers and patterns.
And I was like, yeah, I don't think I like you very much.
After that.
And then she asked for the hoodie back after I said that.
Oh, she fucking should.
As she fucking should.
And burn it.
Guinevere, burn it.
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
I was also cocky at the time.
I didn't realize what I had.
At the time?
At the time my music was doing well, I think.
So I was like, fuck it.
Like, DJ.
I got really confident for no reason.
Yeah.
Dude, and the best part is one time we went to,
we had a show in San Diego.
And she came up on stage.
And most girls are, like, dancing.
You're, like, trying to look hot.
But I looked in this girl's eyes,
and there was nothing but pure joy and bliss.
And she was just jumping up and down so free.
And it made me so happy.
So.
I like seriously?
Yeah.
I remember that vividly.
So, and you, have you ever thought about like sliding back in?
We've never talked after that.
I deleted her number.
She probably deleted mine.
You deleted her number?
Yeah.
As if she fucked you over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't mean to yell at you.
I just, why Thadias?
I don't know.
I think, do you, what was it?
Yeah.
What?
Damn, I don't know what to say now.
It's okay.
You miss her a little bit.
Yeah.
Do you?
I'm like speechless right now.
Can I be honest?
I think you've had John Summitt's flower story to shame with that one.
Yeah.
Hopefully she...
That was humbling.
That was fucking humbling.
The John Summitt shit is insane.
How have you never bought a girl?
girl flowers.
That's insane.
Did you buy her flowers?
No, but I buy my mom.
Oh, no, I bought, no.
Did I?
I don't know.
I always buy my mom flowers.
That's beautiful.
My mom, she flips.
And the more money I get with my career,
I buy her more flowers every year.
So it goes from like a bouquet of like a dozen.
Last year I got her like 500 for her birthday.
Oh, that's beautiful.
You're a mama's boy?
Yeah.
Are you the oldest or youngest or middle?
The oldest.
Okay, how young, what are your, what, your younger brothers go to Boulder as well?
One of them's finishing his senior in Boulder, and the other one is lives in Golden.
And they're both electrical engineers, very smart guys.
So, smart family.
Yeah, very smart family.
My dad worked for NASA.
My mom does creative stuff.
She does design.
So creative and smart.
Yeah, which is the perfect merge.
What did your parents do?
My mom is a writer.
And my dad's,
writer. My mom's getting into writing.
She is. Fiction, nonfiction?
My mom writes about
like finance.
Oh. Yeah. And then my dad...
You find that interesting? No, not really.
Do you read?
So it's so funny
because I did not read for...
What did we say? Since 2012. I didn't read since
2012. And I recently
just read my first novel and
I totally forgot. Reading makes me less anxious. Do you read?
Mm-hmm. Sometimes those thoughts we have, like those, or like, I don't know, I have thoughts throughout the day will, like, go down different paths.
But it kind of takes it away when you're reading a book. You have a very linear train of thought versus, like, your brain just, like, going on all these different tangents throughout the day when you're scrolling your phone or on Instagram.
But yeah, I've been reading the new, well, not new, but I've been reading the Steve Jobs documentary as a recent, or not documentary.
Biography, excuse me. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. It's awesome.
Do you read nonfiction mostly or fiction?
I like biographies on successful people.
Okay.
A lot.
Like what other ones have you?
I listen a lot of podcasts with people who have just started businesses and stuff.
I find that fascinating.
I find that those are the best people to learn from.
Yeah.
In terms of being an entrepreneur.
Yeah.
How do you see your business and your brand developing over the next few years?
I don't know.
I feel like I like clothes.
I love putting out clothes.
I love putting out music.
but I
yeah
you look like a snack
oh
okay continue
wait can the people see the back
can the people see the back of it
well you turn
you turn the worst way possible
squat
show me your ass
show me your ass
we're wearing the same fit
kind of
we we kind of are
fashion can you see
Nolan can they see
okay
so we got this bald eagle
signifying the independence of America
and are just overall strength as a country.
Girl.
Yeah.
Please.
Cheers.
Eyes, bad of yes.
I'm bad at the eyes.
You're bad at eyes.
I'm like seriously not over your ex-girlfriend.
Like, that breaks my heart.
How do you not have a boyfriend?
How do I not have a boyfriend?
I don't know.
I try.
Have you been going on dates?
Are you on Raya?
I'm on Raya and Tinge and Tinder.
Do you go on dates off those apps?
All the time.
How are they going?
They're fine.
No one striking.
No one you've met.
That's like worthwhile.
I feel like the person who meets your energy needs to be either the opposite.
So like...
I think I need an opposite.
Yeah.
But then like...
Like a homebody or...
What?
Like a homebody?
No.
No.
No.
I need like the love of my life since we're talking about that.
was this guy
and I'm going to kill myself thinking about it
we hooked up twice
and he was
everything to me
he worked in finance
we met on Grindr and
he like he was so
like chill but like obviously
knew how to party
well he used to be heavily addicted to drugs
so I like I loved the trauma of it all
and like I was just obsessed with him
and like that's what I need
a drug addict
well not anymore
this is manny by the way
I met her earlier
oh okay she's awesome
she is literally the greatest of all time
what are you doing with that wine bottle
earlier what was I doing with that wine
manny Mandy
what was she doing with the wine bottle
yeah it was sitting outside
you know you can just give that to me
when I walked in she was drinking it
in your living room by herself
she was drinking it in her living room
yeah out of the bottle
You stress me out.
Do I?
A little.
How?
I don't know.
I think you make me nervous.
You just said fucking Katie Perry on before me.
There's no way to make you nervous.
Oh, well, you'd be surprised.
Well, she made me nervous too.
Okay, so you were saying, didn't you release an album yet?
What was the reason?
I have hundreds of songs that I've never put out, but...
Do you have, like, any name titles that you are thinking of?
For an album?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I've been playing with a few.
Can you tell us about them?
I've won.
What?
Up dog.
I'm obsessed.
Up dog?
Like, why is that everything?
I know you agree.
I'm obsessed, too.
It feels so on brand with you.
I just made that up.
Do you actually like that?
Fuck you.
There you go.
Did you actually just like that?
Right now, we're in the car.
We're trying to plot the Coachella Billboard.
And my idea...
Are you doing a billboard?
I'm doing a billboard.
I'm doing a billboard, but my idea was to have disco spelled out in cocaine, and then a dollar bill rolled up.
But apparently you can't put drugs on a billboard.
Like, they don't like that.
So we're going through different thoughts right now.
Do you do cocaine?
No, not really.
No, okay.
You just wanted to put it on a billboard in your name.
Do you know what a disco line is?
It's a term that came from Boulder, and it's when you snort Molly and cocaine together.
Together?
Yes.
Have you done that?
In college, yeah.
What's that like together?
It's painful.
You're not supposed to snow at Molly.
But yeah.
Do you miss college?
It's the best four years of my life.
I'm saying that even now as a DJ.
No, that is not the best four years.
You cannot say that.
I would rather have all my close friends in the same vicinity
in beautiful Rocky Mountains
and go back to that any time.
I mean, I love my life now, but I felt so free back then.
I was growing so much as a human being.
And when did you?
Did you start making music in college or in high school?
In high school.
Okay, what inspired you to make music?
I just liked it.
I just like listening to it.
I don't know.
I looked up a video of Skrillix producing music and I thought that was interesting.
But like what caused you to like, was there like a song?
Was there an artist?
Like what?
Yeah, I think it was, there's a younger rapper named Feli and he was producing.
I saw just the youth making music.
I thought that was sick.
It's like young people.
Do you remember the first track you ever made?
Yeah.
It was called Enigma.
Okay.
It's awful.
Can I hear it?
I don't have it.
Okay, I have a question for you because I still don't know the answer of what this means.
When you go back to back with somebody as a DJ, what does that mean?
Just when you play your songs together on a, during the set.
So, like, you do a mix of, like, whatever two artists you try to play.
Have you ever gone back to back with someone?
Yeah, all the time.
What was the last, do you remember the last rave you went to?
I've never been to a rave.
Yeah, you said you went to one of a summit.
show, yeah.
But does that count as a rave?
I don't know.
I don't want to get into nuance.
I guess that's a rave.
But, like, the last show I went to like that was a John's Summit show.
And I want to say it was his Vegas residency.
Nice.
And that was the best day of my life.
That was the best day of your life.
It was the best day of your life.
We, it was just like so brat.
Like, it was my brat.
That was my brat weekend.
We went to the show.
John got a plane.
and we flew me,
Austin and him
to the Hamptons
and we partying the Hamptons the next day.
Love the Hamptons.
Love the Hamptons.
He called me.
He wanted me to come on that jet.
Why didn't you?
Because I was high and with someone.
I was watching, I think, Rattitoui at my house.
And he's like, get on this jet in Vegas.
And I was like, no.
Are you guys really close?
Yeah, there's not that many people I can talk to about, like, my life.
So, like, we, like, talk about,
that stuff.
But yeah,
we see,
we see each other like during shows and stuff
because we'll play the same festival.
So yeah.
Like,
yeah.
Do you,
like,
text him off and call him?
Yeah,
he texts,
yeah.
Oh,
text you.
Oh,
does he,
does he answer your face time?
Because he never answers mine.
I don't really face some people.
What?
What about when you had a girlfriend?
I would like text here.
I don't face time.
Oh,
I would,
in high school,
I would do like,
you know,
like,
the late night conversations where you're up to,
like,
when I had a long distance girlfriend,
I would do,
like.
When did you have a long-distance girlfriend?
I was a senior in high school and I was a girl in college, and we would do that.
That's sweet.
Yeah, she was awesome.
That was the best girlfriend I ever had.
Her name was Isabella.
Has the best family.
Putting out first and last name.
Everyone should go, she's awesome.
Okay.
I was such a nerd in high school.
She, like, brought me out of my show.
Her family was Mexican, so they, like, showed me.
They had so much more culture than my Polish family.
You're Polish?
Yeah.
I think I'm a little Polish.
I love that.
I think I just like.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Why did you guys break up?
Dude, you know, it's actually funny.
We were dating in high school.
Uh-huh.
Amazing relationship.
She went to college, and then I went to Gonzaga first semester.
She went to IU, and then we both agreed that we're going to go to the same school.
So we both went back to Boulder and transferred schools.
And then we both transferred back to Boulder, dated for three weeks, and then broke up.
Oh, at least you tried.
Yeah.
I just I wasn't attracted to her anymore
Which is weird
I want to hit you
I want to hit you
Go ahead
No
Oh my God
You weren't attracted to her anymore
That's satanic
I wasn't no
No
Are you hearing this Louise
Yeah
Are you
Are you
A
Okay
Is that not a justified reason?
An honest to God, at least you're honest.
But like, that just breaks my heart.
I feel like it's a justified reason to stop dating.
You know what?
Sure.
Do you think humans are meant to be in long relationships?
Are you, like, going down this path of, like, you hate monochemy?
You keep following up my questions with another question.
Okay, do I think humans are meant to be in relationships for life?
No, I don't.
No, really?
I don't think humans are meant to do anything.
Like, humans aren't like, they're just meant to exist, right?
It's like up to us the rules we create.
So, like, if you have a family or if you don't have a family,
you'll still live a great life.
A hundred percent.
That's all subjective.
Like, I might not want kids.
I do want kids.
I want kids.
You know the TikTok thing that's like, I want to have another baby.
No, I want to travel.
Have you seen that?
Fuck you guys.
Yeah, I want like five little jake chains running around.
The world needs that.
Are you serious?
Going off to different like states interviewing different people.
Do you actually want like five children?
I want five little thadiouses running around.
Yeah, because you can, that's how awesome is that to like create another version of yourself and how it exists.
You want to like clone yourself?
Yeah.
Well, no, but like mixed with something like a female, hopefully.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's talk about...
I don't know if monogamy is a crazy question, though.
I've always...
I've always thought that, like, is monogamy a part of the human experience?
You've always thought that?
Because, yeah, we have these families.
Like, the whole goal of your life is to have a family, have kids.
Like, what is that?
Like, we live in an age now where we have access to all these people,
photos with Instagram, and people are hot,
and people are traveling,
and people are hooking up, like, that's a way of life as well, being a whore.
There's a multiple rows.
I was going to get clips so badly.
I need five seconds to collect myself.
Let's talk, baby girl.
How did that come about?
How did you create that?
When did you realize it was popping off?
I want to know everything.
That was like 2022, I think.
But it was just one of those beats I made
I was in, I think I was touring in
Northern California, but I was in the airport
and I was just making beats.
And I posted a video again,
the beauty of TikTok, like promoting music,
posted a video of that and then I took off on the flight
and landed and had like a million plays.
Oh, really?
And I was like, fuck, yes.
Yeah, I was so excited.
Because it was a good song.
It is a great song.
It really made its way through L.A.
Yeah, and then, yeah, I just blew up.
I got a record deal with Sony.
They signed that song in techno and tequila.
So are you signed?
I'm honestly not even trying to make an album right now.
I'm like searching for that next hit.
I'm like trying to think of the next baby girl.
Baby boy, baby Jake Shane, baby Shane.
B.S.
Yes.
Wait, do you have like a song that like you feel like is a hit that you just haven't released yet?
I do actually.
What's it called?
It's called JetBlue by Jake Shane.
Eli was playing me your music in the car.
I like it?
Yes.
Would you remix one of those songs?
I think it would be, yes, but I also think it would be great if you came out on stage
for a song.
I don't know what show that would be, but...
Do not tempt me.
You know how many people would fucking scream.
Oh, you probably know, but it would be insane.
No, that is like you are here to just gas me up.
Like, I seriously needed this.
I needed this.
Have you ever performed live?
Like, I've sang my songs live.
Would you, when this, before this episode drops, like, remix one of the,
of those songs.
Yeah.
And we could release it with the episode.
Or we can make, I think it's better if we try to make a song.
I was the last time you were locked in the stew.
My brother.
Let's get you in.
Let's cook.
When?
Next week.
I'm back February 2nd.
Okay.
Do you want to ask where I'm going?
Where you going?
France.
For what?
Skiing.
Unreal.
I've always wanted to ski in France.
I've never skied.
Are you going with the group?
Are you going with my friend?
Love that.
I'm really excited.
One friend.
My friend, her mom, our other friend, and their mom.
Nice.
Yeah.
I would love to get in the studio with you.
Okay.
Should we do it?
I think you should postpone your skiing trip to France.
Are you here?
I got to cook.
Like we got a lock and make an album.
Are you here February 2nd?
The label is calling.
They want the Jake Shane Disco Lines.
They need it.
Wait, I'm serious.
I want to release a Jake Shane Disco Lines song with this episode.
I want to perform with you.
I feel like you would bring a stage presence that is unparalleled
and something no one's ever seen.
I would need to be so blacked out drawn
that like I would also, too, throw up.
What, uh, do you like skiing?
You make skier?
I've never skied before.
Your entire life.
Ever.
And you're going to France to try it out the first time.
I'm so excited.
Well, it was like...
I used to teach kids how to ski in college.
That was one of my jobs.
I'm addicted.
Did you have fun?
I loved it.
What was it like?
Teaching or?
So did you grow up skied?
I grew up skiing, yeah.
I think I'm a lot drunker than you are right now,
and I'm starting to have, like, really bad, no, no pressure, no pressure.
Can you pour me up?
Yes.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Eyes.
You know it's seven years about sex and bad luck if you don't do eyes.
I didn't know that.
What's the worst sex experience you've ever had?
I like don't have sex.
I'm so serious.
Like the last time I can remember having, like, actual enjoyable intercourse was the time I lost my virginity to a 39-year-old when I was 21.
How did you meet?
Grindr.
It was amazing.
I had so much fun.
A lot of people are, like, you gotta lose your Virginia with, like, a very special person.
Not me.
You just, you swiped right.
No, I swiped up.
You swiped up.
Okay.
And he was lovely-ish.
He lied to me about his age.
He told me he was 32, but I'd already Googled him.
before so I knew he was 39.
Uh-huh.
When did you lose?
I was 21.
When did you lose your virginity?
End of eighth grade.
I was...
No?
I was entering high school.
Okay.
With my first girlfriend.
So you, like, weren't a nerd in high school?
I was a lover, and I was also a nerd.
Okay.
A lover?
I don't know.
I wasn't athletic.
I feel like being popular in high school, everyone was just, like, a sick athlete.
I was the worst athlete.
I don't think...
Well, maybe for you, that was true, but I don't think...
I mean, that was sure.
I grew up in New York, so.
Fair enough.
What do you want to talk about now?
I don't know.
Can I ask you,
can I ask you what you're therapist about?
Yeah, go ahead.
You go first.
Okay, so I got a new phone.
I was so pumped about this new phone.
But I kept putting on, like, putting off, like,
downloading it and, like, doing it,
which I shouldn't have because I did it last night,
and TikTok doesn't work on my new phone.
So every time I want to use TikTok,
I have to use my old phone.
So, like, I have two phones now.
And, like, while you can say that's a career milestone, like, for me, it's annoying and very frustrating.
Because I forget oftentimes when I'm on my old phone, that it's my old phone.
It is a career milestone having two phones.
It is a career milestone.
I got two phones.
One for Jake.
And one for disco lines.
One for Thadius.
We have a good chemistry.
I think we have amazing chemistry.
We're, like, two peas and a part.
This is the beginning of a seriously beautiful friendship.
Yeah.
Do you feel it?
Yeah.
I want you to come out for a show.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I want to as well.
I don't really go out in L.A. very much, so.
Question for you.
Do you live with Davis Freeman?
Yes, I live with four other roommates.
And he knows you.
I said he's like, he's like.
I think you're under, I know Davis Freeman extremely well.
Yeah?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
No, I know Davis Freeman.
I've known since I was 18 years old.
Say good night to him.
night before I go to bed.
He is one of the nicest people I've ever met.
Yeah, he said he would take you to parties in college at USC.
He did.
Yeah?
He really did.
Are you blackout drunk?
Is that how you?
Yeah, I'm like white girl wasted.
I hate that.
Oh, okay.
I'm the opposite.
You are?
I don't get blackout or I don't get white girls.
No, I'm, I, I've stopped recently.
Well, like, like, I, but I did black out a lot.
I have like a lot of stories of me.
blacking out and like there was there's a few times where I'm like I woke up and I was like I can
never drink again and you know I do I black out it long story story yeah yes you've never
blacked out before I blocked out plenty of times oh okay well when's the last time you blocked out
that's the beauty of blacking out I don't remember at all no recollection that's how good I am at
it I don't even I can't even tell you okay what's the craziest time you've ever blacked out you woke up and
you were like what the fuck there was one time in college it was my
birthday i remember this because it was my birthday i had repercussions but it was my 21st so obviously in boulder
you have a whole like when's your birthday sorry what when's your birthday january 26 capricorn aquarius
aquarius yeah continue so there's just all these bars you go to the first one is a shot
sink shot where they take all the like remnants of the bar and like put it like so basically you're
just getting fucked up the entire night but yeah i blocked out but the funny part i was with my buddy who
had a girlfriend at the time i didn't like her but i posted like five
snapshots to me with him just like roasting his girlfriend.
Why?
Do you do that.
I was like, you should break up with her.
Like, I don't know.
But that's why I don't drink excessively.
Louise would slash your tires.
Are you looking for love right now?
Not at this moment, no.
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for love in three years when I quit my DJ career.
Girl, what do you mean quit your DJ career?
I don't want a DJ past 30.
I want to like open a farm or,
like just live a very calm life.
Like your grandpa avocados?
I'm 26 right now.
I thought you're 27.
I'm turning 27.
Understood.
Um, but I'm 26, but I don't want, I just like, yeah, I'd rather like farm avocados and have a quiet life.
I don't get any sleep on the road.
I turn into a manic asshole.
Like, I yell at my close friends.
I like, when you do three shows and you start your shows at 2 a.m. every night and they, I don't know.
I just like.
And do you sleep all day during the day?
No, I can't sleep.
I have sleeping issues.
So, like, mine's all me, I guess, really bad.
And it's funny.
Like, we can go, like, days without eating food and we're fine.
But if you go in night without sleep, we come some of the worst versions of ourselves.
It's interesting.
So I want to, like, take a break from touring and just, like, arm.
Do you tour with your friends?
Produce.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
When it's with the homies, like, when it's with a good crew, like, it's very, it's a lot easier.
But still, it's, like, I'm sure you do it, too, for comedy.
Like, you get, you have trouble sleeping on the road?
Do you ever get lonely?
What I do, I usually take, like, I don't know, I take like a, like a night
well right after I get offstage and I, it hits as I get back on the bus and I fall asleep.
See, I don't do that.
I keep drinking.
Okay.
And it's a beautiful night.
And then that just leads me to having it.
Even if I don't drink, it ends at like 5 a.m.
Is he enjoyable to tour with or no?
Are you just saying that because you're his manager or do you mean it?
No.
We've toured together for the, Eli's been with me, like, even on the call.
college shows four years ago when I was doing college shows.
We were in Lubbock, Texas together, in some shitty hotel.
Dude.
What was the Kansas State Fair like?
Do you want to talk about the Kansas State Fair? Come here.
Come here, Eli.
Come here.
Eli's a lot more charismatic than me. Talk about the Kansas State Fair.
I think you're very charismatic.
I think we did like, there was one month where we had 18 shows in an August.
And smack in the middle of that is the Kansas State Fair.
We didn't really know what to expect.
So we show up in Hutchinson, Kansas.
There's nothing going on there.
And we just walk around the fair.
We see some very interesting characters.
And it was...
Eli, I was pointing to the...
Just like the most out-of-pocket people.
And he's like, go interview him.
And like, we'd just go...
We were in Kansas City, and he's like,
you're going to go up to these people.
I was like, it'd be funny to ask them
what their opinion is of, like,
EDM or, like, electronic music.
I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk.
I'm now just putting it together.
Why were you DJ in the Kansas State?
Fair. I don't know. They had a bag. It was really, it was like, it's stupid money.
You're telling me. Money does indeed speak.
It was an absurd amount of money that we were both like, we can't say no to this.
So we went and we're interviewing all these people.
What's a notable story? The tort, the promoter.
Not that's, there's some really bad things that happened.
What was the bad thing that happened?
We're just trying to get some content out of being at the Kansas State Fair because there's not much else to do.
So we were interviewing these random people. They were saying some heinous shit.
We're like, okay.
What were you asking them?
We were just going up to them and being like,
oh, do you want to come to this show?
And they're like, what the fuck is this?
It was also with, who's the other artist?
The guy who did Fire Fest.
He's a rapper.
Jarl.
Jarl.
It was with Jarl Rul.
And so it's a disco lines and Jarl Rul ticket.
This is the most random.
In Kansas.
In Kansas.
And so people were not reacting well
to this and just not being cool about it.
Anyways, we went back to the green room, hung out.
We did the show.
And then we went back to the hotel and just, like,
watched a football game.
And it was, like, the chillest we've ever been on the road.
I remember the funniest part about that, too,
is we were in the hotel in Kansas City,
and we're, like, checking in.
And I look at this family come in,
and it's just the Amish, like, 30 of them.
Like, carried in, like, multiple, like,
of those, like, things you use to transport your back.
bags, no ankles showing.
They have the Amish scarb too.
Wait, like...
Amish people are so funny.
Do you know?
One thing I want to do in my life also, that's not DJN, is I want to go to an Amish
facility or like, what would you call it?
Hi, Eli.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for being here.
You want to go to what?
I want to go to like an Amish like homestead and like just bring like three Xboxes and like
three iPhones.
But that's against their vibe.
And just, like, drop them and just see what kids pick them up.
And maybe one becomes Steve Jobs.
Maybe one becomes a pro gamer.
Like, you don't know what's going to happen.
Have you ever met a nomish person before?
No.
Are you Christian?
I grew up Catholic.
Mm-hmm.
I went to Catholic school.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
I got kicked out of my public school.
Why?
For what?
Dude.
I think I was 11.
What?
You got kicked out of school when you were 11?
I was, we used to play this game where we were.
pants each other at recess.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah.
They would like go up to us and if they tagged us, they would pants us.
And like it was like funny.
And like, so I was like started doing that.
We're at lunch.
Big auditorium like a thousand people were in middle school.
And he's like getting chicken and I take his pants and throw him down and no underwear.
His tiny little penis is out.
The cops come in.
The principal calls me into the room.
don't really I'm sorry I didn't realize he wasn't doing that and then my parents like yeah you're going to
Catholic school so they put me in private school which did work because then I became a lot more
reserved and it's good education as well you have the craziest lore out of anyone I've ever met my entire life
yeah and you know who I'm still thinking about who do you think one two three janet
her name was guinevere
but Genevieve is close.
I still think about her too.
Isn't that interesting?
No.
Oh, you're killing me.
You have so many tattoos.
When did you first?
When was your first tattoo?
Why did you take my merch off?
Are you hot?
I got really hot.
You know what?
No, because...
Your merch is awesome.
Thank you so much.
Are you going to keep it?
100%.
I just would like you to know.
That merch specifically,
I was the first Puss merch I've ever, ever, ever made.
You design yourself.
No.
But that's the first Puss merch I ever, ever had made.
And I was a senior in college.
Were you doing the podcast in college as well?
No, I started last year.
I started like a year ago.
But the Puss brand was before that.
Puss brand was since September of 2021.
Yep.
Okay.
So do you know about the tummy what's wrongs?
What?
it? No. I didn't make it this far on the role model podcast.
A short attention span?
No.
I listen to podcasts in the jacuzzi, though, so I only do like 10 minutes, and then I get out,
and I'll switch it.
So I listen the first 10 minutes of your podcast, and then I switch it to music or something.
Do you have a jacuzzi at home? Say it again.
You have a jacuzzi at home?
Oh, at my gym. I wish I had one at my house.
What gym do you go to?
L.A. Fitness.
Love.
Which one do you go to?
Hello.
I love the Allo gym.
I love the personalized workouts you get there when you do like a Pilates class.
Do you go there?
Yeah, sometimes.
A good ice baths if I want to do an ice bath.
Yeah, influencer gyms are so funny.
There's like no check-in.
You just walk in.
Do you like LA Fitness?
I'm the least athletic one at that gym, too.
It's all like athletes and like beast and then just there's the one musician.
What?
Do I like that gym?
I love that gym.
It's a great gym.
Okay, so the tell me what's wrongs, like they, oh my God, Louise, this one is from someone named Louise.
Swear to God.
So this, they, the pussies submit, tell me what's wrongs.
And we like give them advice.
Sweet.
Okay.
We're probably the best two people to give relationship advice too, right?
Yeah.
I'm majorly fucked up by sleeping with my best friend.
He and I were super close and always flirty and touchy,
but ever since we crossed the line,
it has been awkward and horrible.
Is there any way for me to get my best friend back?
Please help love Louise.
You give advice.
I'm terrible advice for this one.
I mean, it's literally never happened to me.
What was there a question at the end?
Like, what do I do?
How do I get my best friend back?
Time will heal.
Time will heal.
You prescribe time.
I prescribe, yeah.
So this guy I was supposed to be casual with, laughed.
I don't understand this one.
Just laugh.
Do you want to read it?
Yeah.
So this guy was supposed to be casual with last when I said my ass was fat and said backshots would go crazy.
That's not a question.
This is just a statement.
This is just a story.
That's awesome.
Dude, I saw a joke the other day.
She's like, you either have a fat ass or you're like hitting backshots with someone who has such a thin ass that it sounds like they're taking a screenshot on their iPhone.
I thought that was a funny tidbit.
But that's good.
That's awesome.
I'm glad you have a fat ass.
I'm glad you're talking to a guy that's funny and has a sense of humor.
And I hope those back shots were awesome.
Let's move on the next one.
Okay.
We're here all day, folks.
My boyfriend met up with his ex and did not tell me.
His excuse was she was in a bad place because her boyfriend broke up with her that night and he was the only one who was still up.
If you were with someone and your ex-girlfriend texted you and was like, I need you.
Like, would you show up?
No.
And I think, yeah, that would, no, that's a no-go from me.
Okay.
What does she, what's her plan?
She's like, what do I do?
Like, I would break up with them.
Yeah, I prescribe you to delete his number and download Hinge and find new opportunities.
Or Tinder.
Yeah, or a vibrator, figure it out.
Okay.
Just not this guy.
I always get the biggest crushes on DJs, but I'm a, right?
Same.
I feel that.
Okay.
But I am afraid they're too cool for me or won't want anything to do with me.
Or maybe I'm just in my head.
God, please help.
How do I approach Tom?
Well, Cs Js are extremely approachable.
And some of the softest motherfuckers I've ever met in my entire life.
I was so scared to me, John Summitt, for the first time he came up to me and said,
he liked my music, gave me a hug.
And I was like, what the fuck?
This is awesome.
This is who I want to be.
Should we call, John?
If, yeah, we want to.
You know, he doesn't answer me.
He would answer you.
I don't know.
I'm with saddiest.
Hi, puppy.
You don't call your friend's puppy?
I call him Bubba.
I'll call Jake Honeybun.
He does call me Honeybun.
I'm serious.
I feel this is the start of, like, a really beautiful friendship.
I would love to come on stage with you,
and I will be at your Coachella set.
Let's go.
My New Year's resolution is to not get with any men,
as I'm going abroad for a year in September,
and don't need that stress.
Any help?
If I was going abroad, my resolution would be to fuck anyone I could.
It would be to get men.
Right.
So let's flip that resolution.
Okay.
What would you prescribe her or him?
I would prescribe them.
Men.
Men, but I don't know.
Like, if I was going abroad, like, my ideal thing would be, like, I'd want to hook up with someone.
That's a beautiful part about traveling.
Right.
Do you, like, meet a lot of people on tour?
How do you meet them?
I see them.
What's up?
No, I just, you just meet people.
You meet, like, fans?
Yeah.
Do you meet fans on tour?
Of course.
There we go.
But most of my fans are women, so it's not like...
We're in the same boat.
Okay.
I matched with this guy on a dating app.
He ended up being a catfish.
Oh, that happened to me once.
But he's still, like, kind of hot.
Oh, no.
I was fully catfish once again.
And it was really embarrassing.
Do I add things or keep talking to him?
So it's not really a catfish.
She's more of like a jellyfish here.
Like a more rare, beautiful breed.
What do you?
A jellyfish.
I don't know.
I was trying to make a joke.
I think.
Oh, okay.
It's bad joke.
Bad joke.
No, it.
A hot catfish.
Is it jellyfish?
Isn't that good?
No.
You met someone that was hot?
It's good.
What are you doing for your birthday this year?
I'm going skiing in Utah with all my friends.
So we're going to be skiing at the same exact time.
Park City, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't even, like, I don't even want the words to leave my mouth because it's like so not.
I don't even want to get my hopes up with, you know what I'm about to ask.
Do you watch Housewives?
No.
No.
girl you've ever been with, watch his housewives?
No, I don't think so.
What do you watch?
Radatouille.
South Park.
I watch YouTube documentaries on hackers.
I watch people play video games.
I watch people produce music.
Okay.
Do you watch, do you like want any show recommendations?
I watch Entourage.
I'd love one.
You would love one?
Yeah.
Would you ever watch a show that's in another language and you need subtitles?
Of course.
There's the show called Dark.
I love Dark.
The German one?
Don't fucking play with me.
That's my favorite show of all time.
Really?
Did you watch all three seasons?
I didn't make it through.
We watched it in college, though.
What seasons did you watch?
The first one.
Thaddeus, it only gets better.
Like, seriously, it's the greatest show I've ever seen in my life.
You know what show I didn't think I would like watching?
What?
That I've seen recently is Mr. Bees' TV show.
He has a TV show?
Yes, it's like Squid Games with thousands of people.
And they have these little, like, micro characters that, like,
are conceived and all these
It's insane
Okay
I didn't think Mr. Beast
I don't think he'd pull through
With the HBO Mac show like that
And he did
He has an HBO Macs
It's super entertaining
Prime video
Prime video
What?
Beescan
Okay why did you stop watching Dark
That's one of my favorite shows
Of all fucking time
And all three seasons
Are equally as beautiful
Fair enough
I don't know maybe
I don't know
Damn
I should get back into it
Yeah
What's your favorite movie of all time?
Devil Wars Prada?
It's your favorite movie in a long time.
I can imagine that.
Honestly, Project X was in one of my top favorite movies of all time.
And Fight Club.
I have multiple favorite movies and Fight Club.
Super Bad.
I don't think I've ever seen Super Bad.
No way.
But I've seen Fight Club.
Do you like Seth Rogen?
I love Seth Rogen.
I'm sure you love comedy.
I do love comedy.
But I like female comedy.
I don't think,
are very funny.
Why do you think that is?
I don't know.
I think females are,
I think women are like very, very, very funny.
Like bridesmaids.
It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
You ever seen bridesmaids?
I think so, yeah.
Definitely on a plane.
Okay.
On pink dresses.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, where she shits in the dress.
Yeah, it's incredible.
I don't know why I think that.
I just don't laugh at like,
like, boy humor.
So, like, I know the answer to this,
but like Chris Dillia, Shane Gillis.
You think you wouldn't even smile?
smile.
Is that stuff?
I've smiled at Shane Gillis.
Yeah.
I've laughed at Shane Gillis,
probably very hard.
I don't think I've ever seen
a Chris Delia, like, set.
Fair enough.
But I laugh very,
I think Shane Gillis is very funny.
His crowd control,
Chris DeLia's is good.
Do you watch a lot of comedy?
I've been,
as of recently,
I've been watching,
like, Chris's crowd work specials.
Really?
Where he'll just go to a random town
and just be like,
fuck this town,
and just have a tangent
of things to say about it
that people laugh at.
Oh, that's actually kind of like...
But he's his general spheres, he'll go somewhere and just be like,
what do people do here?
Would you ever come out at one of my shows?
I would love to.
Are you currently on tour?
I'm about to be on tour.
How many stops are you doing?
40 something?
What?
That's insane this year?
No, I'm going to do more because I think...
Sorry, spoiler alert, but I think we are going to do the UK and all of that stuff in the fall.
So, yeah, I guess this year, 40, 50 or something.
Do you run the same?
same stand-up for that every time?
Do you have, I'm assuming you have some crowdwork stuff that you do?
A lot of crowdwork.
Like, the tell me what's wrongs.
They're very crowd-working.
Yes.
I have, like, stories I tell.
I perform my songs.
How do you?
I personally feel drained from DJ,
and how do you keep up your energy
and how do you keep up, like,
do you feel your social battery, battery,
excuse me, is drained because of that?
I'm completely dead.
Like, we'll go out to dinner as a team
and I'll leave right after I finish my entree.
Really?
I got up and I just go back to the bus
and I fall asleep.
Do you bus, do you butt tour with a bus?
We do planes and hotels.
I can't do a bus.
Okay, you would like a bus.
You like the bus?
Mm-hmm.
I love the bus.
Wait, I have to pee really bad.
You have to pee too.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go back to back.
How amazing did it feel to go pee?
Amazing.
Right?
Your friends were in there.
Who?
All of them?
In your house.
Did you say hi?
You just have like people just.
Spawning in random rules.
Did you say how?
Did they say hi?
Yeah, they said, how's a podcast going?
And I said, it's going good.
My name is Thaddeus.
And they said, that's good.
And then I said, we're an hour 30 in.
And they're like, that's good.
Did you actually see them in there?
Yeah, they're two brunette girls.
Watching what?
Dancing with the Stars.
Or they were really watching.
They were chatting.
Oh, okay.
Do you have people live with you?
Your employees?
Yes, I live with three.
My friends.
Oh, they're friends.
Yes.
Just like you.
I live with my three best friends.
Can't live alone.
I can't.
Can't.
I can't.
Have you ever?
Yeah, and it wasn't fun.
It wasn't fun for me.
No.
When did you live alone?
Two years ago, you think it's like your own personal space.
You're going to be fine, but you come home from touring on a Sunday to an empty house.
You want I come home to now on a Sunday, Jake?
What?
What?
I get out of my Uber.
I pull open my door and I hear, before even I pull up and open my door, I hear it.
Me, so, it's a little golden,
to whimpering asking me
stoked that I'm here and I open the door
and he comes up and just jumps in my arms
and I come home to that every Sunday
and my bong and my TV
and my La Croyce.
Do you love La Croyce?
And my roommates who are always fun
and making jokes.
There's nothing better.
I'm sure you feel the same way coming home.
Yeah, I've only been on one tour ever
but I'm trying to think the last time I got home
it was super exciting.
I was super happy to be home.
Yeah.
Losing my mind because my guy
friend of eight plus years and I have this awful
will they won't they thing going we don't live
in the same city anymore but every time he comes back
I swear I'm living out tis the damn season
in real life
you know what tis the damn season is to you
like I'm telling you Thadias
like if I put you on to certain Taylor Swift songs
like I think you'd really fucking get into it
if you remix Tis the damn season like my life would change
make me a playlist
I wait what
I'll make you a playlist of house songs
make me a playlist of Taylor Swift songs that I should listen to
we'll send it back to each other
other. Are you serious? Spotify? Spotify. When is this due?
I'll do it in the evening. Do you want to get home? I will also do this tonight. Do not bail on me.
I need to know more about her discography, so I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And that was it for the
time we went wrong to that. Did we answer one? We answered one. What did we learn today, Thaddeus?
To be honest, not much.
From my point of view, I didn't learn anything.
I learned a lot about you.
What did you learn about me?
That you're friends with my roommates.
You knew that already going into this.
What did you learn?
I learned that...
There you go, guys.
That's it.
That's a wrap.
I have learned.
Thank you for tuning into two peas and paw.
This has been Jake Shane.
And disco lines.
And we love you.
Love you, pussies.
Love you.
you are sure.
