Therapuss with Jake Shane - Session 87: Will & Cassidy

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

Who's Aristotle..? Follow Will & Cass! @willhunt19 @cassidymbrown Tell Me What's Wrong at ⁠ passthatpuss.com Follow Me! Instagram | @passthatpuss TikTok | @octopusslover8 Listen to "THERAPUSS" Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1BHDdC0OVuHqZ706FobfOF ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/therapuss-with-jake-shane/id1723626781⁠⁠ Amazon Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/93117357-1f23-46e1-8f26-88f5182a68b8/therapuss-with-jake-shane⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@octopusslover8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

50-50 if my zippers up or down anymore. Take my pants off at home. They come off easy. I'm like, I thought was four hours I was walking around. Netflix is a joke presents. Nate Bargatsy, Big Dumb Eyes World Tour, a special live taping at Into a Dome. I think it's because I'm peeing so much longer.

I watch young people come and go. I'm like, tell my family I'm okay. Nate Bargatsy, May 9th and 10. Live at Into A Dome. Get tickets at Netflix is a jokefest.com. Surprise Pussies. Welcome back to Therapus. Today we have on two of my very best friends, Cassidy and Will. You might know Cassidy as the one I always prank on my TikToks and Will as the very talented singer and one of my dear best friends as well. I love them so much. They're so important to me and we had so much fun filming this.

I'm just letting you guys know in advance. I've never been more hungover while filming an episode of Therapus. in my entire life. I have, like, a gauze around my arm because I got an IV. I was shaking. Like, I just need you to prepare that this episode jumps all over the place. I've never experienced a hangover like this,

but I'm putting it out for you guys. Just enjoy it. I love you all. To submit, tell me what's wrong. Go to pass that puss.com. Click tell me what's wrong and leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy. Okay.

I love you, Pussies. Are you nervous? A little. What do we have to talk about? Wait, is this one? It's going to be like? for two hours. Has it been rolling this whole time?

Yeah. Do you not do an intro? What? Hi, pussies. Welcome back to therapist. Today we have on Dr. Cassie Brown. Dr. Brown. Dr. Brown.

She's a physician. Where did Dr. Brown come from? It was the cheer wine flavor. I don't remember that. Dr. Brown soda? Yeah. Dr. Brown soda. Yes.

You can introduce me. It's just like. Crazy. And we have Will. Seriously. Yeah. There's nothing else. Hi, Pusies.

Welcome back to Therapas today. We have on Cassidy and Will. I'm going to cry. Hi, why are you being so quiet? I don't know. I don't really know what to say. I'm nervous to do it with Will and I right now. Are you, okay, I'm really excited for our dinner tonight.

How spicy are you going to make your soup? Really spicy, but I honestly don't know if I'm enough time to eat it. My sights at 930. So is everyone okay? Hey, like really quick. No one's okay. They have rice with grilled shrimp. Yeah.

And like a dark sauce. But cats can't get it. I also can't eat it, so I don't know why you're telling me that. I thought you were moving your flight. No, I'm not moving it. He lied. I don't even know why he said that. I also, um, should we just tell the camera why we're all in a little bit of a miserable

state right now? I think that's important for context. Because no one has anything to say. We slept for three hours. I slept for one. I actually don't think I slept. I haven't had scaries this bad. I can feel your, like I can feel your scaries.

And I think you should have them today. Not going to lie. I kind of agree. Wait, what? Why? You were a little tyrant last night. He was a tyrant. What do you mean I was a tyrant?

I mean. Should we go from the beginning? Have you not told me everything I've done? There was something we honestly didn't want to tell you. I know. We were debating telling you, but we didn't. You're going to panic. Are you kidding?

Are you tracking me? We're pranking you. We're kidding. See, that joke can't hit when we're feeling like this. I know, fuck. Are you like? No, we're fully kidding. We're fully kidding.

Okay. But he was insane last night, for sure. I haven't seen that energy from you in a minute. Should we give an example of what you did or do you not want to talk about that right now? Would that be what? So last night, do you want to explain or do I? You can start and I'll add in. Okay.

Real quick, though, just before we. get into everything. Jake Louise just texted me. She wants to let you know that we did get Aristotle. I'll confirm for a time. No way! That's epic. 11 a.m. tomorrow.

No way. That's epic. Oh my God, I'm so fucking excited. Do you want to come over to meet him? I would love to. I'm obsessed with him. Fuck, that's awesome. He's going to do 1230 tomorrow.

Is that fine? Yeah, that's perfect. Okay. I can be there. How would I intro him, though? I don't know, because you've had like Jay Shetty and Mel Robbins on and stuff. So you can like, when we film the intro, be like, Wrap in for another one of those types of episodes.

I don't know. And it's at 12.30? It's at 11.30. 11.30? 1130. Cassie, you would honestly love this guy that I'm having on tomorrow. Wait, I'm actually just upset and I cannot leave. Oh, you have to change your fun.

I'm having, like, really about anxiety. Wait, Sarasdell's coming on tomorrow. We booked. We have a cool podcast guys coming tomorrow. Have you, do you know Mel Robbins? Yeah, I do. Okay. Have you ever seen her podcast with Aristotle?

No. It's like they do, like, he does. like this philosophy talk and he's coming on tomorrow honestly i don't need to be there for that you think i would like to watch that tomorrow does that does that intrigue me you've seen aristotle shit i don't even know who aristotle is who are you guys fucking i feel high right now jakes making me feel high you've never seen his shit no are you fucking with me is i crazy I've definitely said we've got on the calendar. Can I see him?

He's hot too. He's really cute. Yeah. If he's hot, I'm down, honestly. And he's like philosophy vibes. You guys look like you know me well enough to know that's not my vibes. I'm a little confused. Yeah.

I'm scared. Is everyone fucking with me? I feel like I'm on like a. Who's Aristotle? Okay, just we'll come back to it later. History. What? Yes.

Okay, can we come back to this later? Yeah. I'm feeling my shot. Are you? Oh, I think, all right. No, I'm not gonna lie. That was huge. What?

That shot. Maybe that was a reflection of me. I mean, do I finish mine? Wait, what the f- Yes. I'm literally gonna get blacked out and you're gonna be so bad. Okay, yeah.

I mean, I had one shot, but still, it's pretty. big. You'll know who this is. Jake, are you angst? Why am I feeling like you're giving? You look like you want to kill me. You look green.

Are you okay? He's single, dude. You guys are totally, totally messing with me right now. Who is Aristotle? He's a philosopher, motivational speaker, and he's a book of poetry. Okay, well, I can skip that. I think I'm okay. I do need some motivational energy in my life.

I'll do some of his work. I mean, I'm burning up. back to this because we should always start out of show. Can we start the show? I think we should too. Okay, I don't think I'm ready to talk about last night. You are kind of in denial. I can feel like you have, I feel your scaries right now. But like I have scaries, like the whole night was scaries. But I thought it was funny. I thought it was really funny. Also, like, Will and I got to fight. We did. About what? I mean, like she was at the day party, dardy. No, I wasn't. Wait, why would I be? Oh, Cassidy Brown. I was not mad at you. Why the fuck was I mad at? You were mad at him.

Oh, yeah. He's always mad at me. I wasn't mad at you. He's doing this for the show because I don't, I wasn't mad at him. You were mad at me last night though. Why was I was? But that was stupid. I was like paranoid.

Because I was feeling. Insecure. Insecure. So it wasn't a me thing. Not at all. I was making things up. I told you. I mean, I can't say exactly what I was talking about.

I was making shit up. This is what I do. Like, I literally make things up when I'm drunk. No, a thousand percent. You know, but you did nothing. I mean, can you explain? Wait, I was in mad at him at the day. I was sorry.

I think I made it up. He did. I was like, wait, he likes to stir things and I know that. You know, I wasn't out of you. Yeah. I was like, whoa. No, wait, I wasn't. We left and he was not happy.

I was just unhappy. Oh, he was pissed and left early. I was with him. Oh, you left with him. What did he say about me in the car? I'd say anything bad about you. He didn't say anything bad. We were honestly blasting music.

Yeah, we're playing pyramids. You think you could hit the high note in pyramids. Hit it. Your voice is right there. Pyramid. That one. Have you ever heard it? Wait, I don't know how the song goes.

Can I play it? No, sing it. I can't sing it. Just hum it. I can't. Please. Please, we'll close our eyes. I actually don't remember.

Close, we'll close. Everyone close their eyes. What do you want to do? Sing it? No, just hum it. Kass. Hummit Can I just play it?

No, sing it or hum it Dude, hum it. Do you know what song we're talking about? I think I do. Can I say one thing? That song I will say Goes out in history. That's the best song ever.

I know the Glee version. Do you know which one it is? No. Frank Ocean. Okay, well. Frank Ocean No, but Frank Ocean is also awesome. It's Cherise.

Ayaz is in that song. Slaps. Holy shit. What does Ayaz sing? Reply. Yes. That's your life. And cheerleader.

I don't know which one that is. Can you hit that note or no? In Pyramid. I actually don't remember how it goes. One thing I will say, one thing I will say, Will played his music when I was in New York and I actually freaked out because I was weak in the knees at your voice. Do you promise?

Swear to God. Okay. Yeah, it's amazing. It was really pretty. I'll serenade you anytime. I was weak in the knees. We kind of have a thing for each other.

Well, we do. That's just obvious. It's just willing cast. Do you get jealous about that? No. Not even a little. I'm happy for you guys. That's sweet.

Thank you. So what should we talk about? Jake's like literally, I feel like is not having it with us right now. I know. I'm having a great time. I am too. Are you having a good time?

I'm having the best time. Are you having a little bit of intuigne? No, I love you. What? Are you just having... You still have your band on. I know. I'm having scary.

I know. I feel it. Like, I know when you feel that way. I didn't even get to like laugh at you last night because honestly I was running back and forth from a fucking car. Because Jake... You have to give context, please. I'm giving context. Okay, just give context.

Can I, I'll give like a little... Yeah, I'll give something. Honestly, Nolan, you'll love to hear this story. I... Jake all of a sudden was in protective mode, which I actually love when you get protective. But that was crazy. How did this happen last?

I don't know why. I didn't go home with you. I literally didn't go home with you. Did he drive? Who did I go home with? Jake, did we go home? What did he play? What type of music does he play in the car?

Future. That's hot. Also, my kids will be blasting future when they're younger. I will be turning that shit up in the car. Yeah. Obviously. You know, Cassie was playing music off SoundCloud, like, regular songs.

I still use SoundCloud. And I'll- I'll explain why. When you use SoundCloud, they don't have a volume limit. You know, every day I get the like, volume needs to be turned down.

Like, this is fucking dangerous. I play it the loudest it can be on SoundCloud because it's louder than Spotify. Why is SoundCloud weird to you? You can't cue anything. It's like orange maneuver.

I guess I only do it for a lot of. It is orange. I like the orange factor of it. I think it's like cooler What? Wait, seriously what? Could you elaborate? What?

That just reminded me of the comment I made in the seaplane and I actually wanted to cry because I was so embarrassed. You weren't? No, it was actually embarrassing. We were on the seaplane from New Jersey to Boston

and the guy goes, all right, we're landing in Massachusetts. It's like, is this home for any of you? on Cass goes, it's home to none of us. Wait, can I just like, there was no context for that.

I was, yes, there is. I'll get to s'ha-s sound. So fucking good. Should we do that instead? Cass, you're not here for dinner.

I'm not here for dinner. Hey, it's really hot in here. Are you sure? I'm like actually dripping. I feel like Jake's miserable right now. Having a very good time. Can I go back to that comment I made?

Yeah. The reason I made it for two reasons, I glitched in the moment because I actually was so hungover. It was insane. And I grew up going to Boston twice here. I was born there. I know. I honestly, like, even more of a reason for us together. You have great teeth.

I share a lot of similarities. Are you sure? Yeah. They're a little small. They are, but they... Have you noticed that? Well, now I am, yeah. Okay.

I are really small. Smile. I think they're like yellow. Yeah, they're not. We have similar teeth. You guys do have similar teeth. I have big teeth. Remember when I'd brush my teeth in college five times a day?

Cass. No, guys. Cass was addicted to brushing her teeth. I had to. You know, people are addicted to washing their hands. Cass, and then she would wear white strips every night. Wait, that's kind of epic, though.

I miss that phase because now I feel like my teeth are getting yellow. Like, I think the worst thing you can do is have bad breath. Totally agree. That's my pet peeve. Like, I'd rather have B. I have bad breath. The God. No.

Wait, really? No, you don't have a bad breath. I'll remember how sometimes he doesn't brush his teeth. That's, sorry. Maybe he's going to cut that out. But he, that freaks me out when you don't brush your teeth. I get it, though, sometimes. Sometimes I'm just like, I can't do this right now.

I get that, but also don't you feel dirty? Yeah, and then I brushed them. Who had bad breath last night? Nope, wasn't last night. Holy shit. This was the worst thing ever. My plane ride here, the guy next to me, actually had the, worst breath ever ever and it actually like when someone has bad breath it's just like wait you could

smell it just sitting next to him yeah he probably had a cavity probably had a cavity maybe maybe have you have you cavity no hello I actually haven't well that would check out actually I am insane about brushing my teeth that's kind of a flex it is I've never had a comedy I do not believe that for a second. You've never had a cavity. No. You don't press your teeth. Yes, I do.

Yeah. You've had four cavities? Yeah. How bad does it hurt? Pretty bad. It's not great. Hey, I feel god awful. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm like crashing out. Can we please talk about last night? Like I can't, Cass. Like I'm freaking out about it. We just have to let. You have to set the stage. Agree. Like, so basically.

We need to let them know why we're feeling the way we're feeling. Because we went out. I drank. And we were together. Alice answer the phone today and goes, I just feel like every time you and Jake go out together, it just never ends well. It doesn't.

It doesn't. It's actually really bad. I've never seen you drunk. Is he being for real? Wait, what? Yes, you have. Sorry. Last night.

But you weren't drunk last night. Yes, I was. I think he was. Yeah. Are you drunk from that shot? Hello? So Jake tried to kick. I asked you a question.

What did you say? I said, are you drunk from that shot? No, but I think I might need to take another one because I'm feeling pretty god-awful. Okay. Do you want one? Jake tried to kick who? Kick Cassidy's man's out of the party last night. It wasn't even a party.

He just was being protective and he said, hi, wrap it up. You need to go home. Thank you, Nolan. And I think that was honestly pretty sad. I did feel bad about that. Are you not going to do another one with me? Do you want me to?

Kind of. Can I do half? Like a little baby one. Thank you. Oh, my little baby. Jake, you're making me anxious. I'm really anxious. I'm really anxious.

It's giving me anxiety. I tried to get in the car with you and him. So, Will, thank you. Will try to get in the car. Also, this is like, he's so chill and so easygoing. If this was any other guy, he probably would have never spoken me again. Did he do you dirty at all? I think looking back, no.

I don't think he did He didn't I'm very pro him too I kind of like that I know that I honestly am not gonna lie after last night Can I say one thing

He earned a lot of respect for me Yeah he honestly same He held it down He held it down He could have handled that And literally looked you in the face I mean he could have beat you up He could have literally beat you up

And also look at me Me being like Also like to preface something I'm like Come out with me and my friends Like these are my best friends Best people ever. Yeah, bad.

It's okay. Cass and I started the day. Why am I always so left out of these? I was with you guys the whole day. It's just crazy. Sometimes I feel like I don't exist. Sometimes I feel like you laugh at just anything I say. Am I dumb?

No. You're a doctor. But it is time to tell you that Aristotle is an ancient Greek philosopher. I said that you see, you guys gaslight me. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I knew. I knew. He knew he was someone in history.

Well, actually, I didn't. She said history. I did say history later. I did clock it. Cheers. Back to the pre. Do you want to take this first? I think we have to.

Okay, do you have the poppy? Yeah. Cheers. Go first, though. Oh, God. Okay. By your heart is just racing. Oh, I feel better now.

Okay, what should we do for dinner? I don't really want to talk about dinner yet. Should we talk about our dating lives? You should. So I went on a date with this guy. or like three dates with this guy and I was in love with him Sorry, what? I have to talk about this.

Are you fine to? Yeah, obviously. The hottest bitch in this game. He is seriously the hardest person. I wish he was straight because I'm not going to say anything else. No, it's crazy. Continue. But we went on three dates and on the third date he said,

isn't it awesome two gay guys can get drinks with one another and not have to kiss? I'm not sure how I would have taken that for real. It was bad. What did you say in the moment? and Jake made me cry. Oh my God. What are you talking about? No, I didn't.

How did I make you cry? I might be misremembering, but I think I called you. You called me crying in the rain. Oh, you didn't make me cry. I just cried. Yeah, what? That's crazy. Oh, sorry.

Sorry. You called me sobbing in the rain. Oh. Oh, that was a different story. Holy shit. Yeah. That's crazy because I hadn't met you yet. Oh, Cass hadn't met me yet.

So I'm like this dramatic ass motherfucker. Me? I'm kidding. It's Jake. No. I walked miles in the pouring rain to get to you too. And Jake said, oh, we're only going to be here for 15 minutes. I said, well, my walk is 15 minutes.

We'll tell you why we were there for 15 minutes. Did you see where he took me? Well, I was soaked on Fifth Avenue. That was like one of the best weekends we've had. Ever. Can you tell me more about that? Gas pedal. on gas pedal

Gas pedal by John Summit came on Gapel, do you know this on gas pedal? Absolutely. Okay. Like the gas pedal? Yes. It came on and Cassidy started crying. I was shrooming galore.

Like, sorry, it's a good song and I was emotional and I was at my peak of happiness. Like, shit happens. I get it. Honestly, seeing Jake Rave was awesome. It was the best. was the best night of my life. I loved it. You know, we had fun in Aspen. We did have fun in Aspen. I was dancing all night. But it was like, it was the biggest show of his life. I miss Fannie. I miss her. I do too. I miss her. She makes me feel so much better. She makes me feel like. She makes her. She makes her. She makes her. She's saying to me the Chad Nugachuchuchu. She's

She's the best person over. She's the best person over. If I were her, I'd feel like such a good person all the time. Yeah, she's awesome. Everyone okay? What do you think? Pulse check. Pulls check. Are you okay? Like, what's happening? I don't feel good. Yes. Everyone's...

What are you... Okay. Well, we could... What are you guys... What are you guys... What are you guys? What are you guys? Because I know mine.

Do you want to start us off then? Yeah, you start. I need to think about it. I'm, like, upset that I left the house yesterday. To be honest with you. You... But we had so much fun. It's like, I think you forget...

No, but I think you forget how much fun we have together. Like, you let the negatives outweigh how much fun we had. Can you give me a highlight of yesterday? Let's refate the narrative. That's that bar. No, Sacco. Sacco.

That was really fun. Ew, I wasn't there. I wasn't there. It was really fun. It was cute. Wait, don't tell me that. It was a good ass time.

I thought you were mad at me at that point of the night. No. Peyton kept texting me photos of bags to get her for her birthday. That's iconic. That is iconic. She kept sending me links. She's perfect. Wait,

that's hilarious. And looking across the table going, That's so good So what are you guys Therapist about? I'm therapist that you guys left me early At the party yesterday I can't believe he told

He just like I can't believe you told him I was mad at him Sorry Were you mad that we left? A thousand percent Was it fun? Did it get fun? Was I mad?

You sat down next to me I said please God don't leave And you did Was it fun? I had the best time You're a burpy little baby I've never seen I mean, I've seen you down bad, but this is crazy.

You know that's right. This is, like, pain. Why are you sitting so far away for me? No, I'm scared of you right now. Like, are you okay? You're really not having it right now. I'm not sitting far. Oh, my God.

Are you gay? Are you gay? Remember when we came back to the bedroom? And he was sleeping? What bedroom? Wait, what are you texting about? You're by. You're by.

You're by. Wait, did I text out anything. Are you texting me? I don't know. She pulled out her phone and you pulled out your phone. And you guys do like to leave me out sometimes. No, we don't. Hell is wrong with you right now.

I know. What the fuck? I take it too far. That's what I'm fucking therapist about. But so do I. Like, we both don't know how to stop. What? So you think.

What? I love it. I think you guys are so much fun. Like, I had a ball last night. But then when we tried. No. When he was outside, telling him to roll down the window.

and saying, hi, you need to leave. What's wrong with me? But the thing is, it's like when we try to find him, it's like the little timer is gone. It's like I could not find you anywhere. You're by. You're by. You're by.

Will convince me I was by two weeks ago. Are you the funniest one in your family? I don't think I'm funny. I know you guys think I'm funny. I mean, I think you're one of the funniest people I've ever met. I appreciate that. I just don't think I'm funny. What were you like in high school?

It's so weird when you asked me that because you meaning it's weird that you didn't know me. Like, I feel like I've known you forever. I know. I wasn't funny. Like, I feel like, I think my dark humor, or, like, my humor came after, like, going through, like, shit.

You know what I mean? Like, honestly. You were funny in college, Cassidy. I don't know why you said, like, maybe. I feel like all of your friends subscribe you as funny. That's so crazy. I don't think I'm funny. But, like, that's nice of you.

But like, are you laughing at me? Are you laughing with me? A little bit of both. That's so offensive. Wait, but in like a great way. No, no, not at you ever. Just like at the things you do sometimes. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Like. On the 405 the other day, respectfully, you'd ask if it was PCH. It looked like PCH. What do you mean? I was literally,

we looked like we were driving on PCH. Did we know? To be fair, like, what in it could have, where's the beach? We were, like, I think we were in Hollywood. I thought the beach was on my right. But honestly, I was so blacked out. I don't know.

And it definitely wasn't. That was crazy. That was crazy. Okay, should we do to tell me what's wrongs? Sure. Are we all okay, though? We're all a little bit anxious. I'm so down bad.

I've never felt this way in my life. I do feel like shit. And this room feels like a sauna. I do feel incredibly, incredibly anxious right now. Yeah. My sister is planning a breakup party for herself. And I don't know how to tell her that literally no one wants to come. No offense

I wouldn't want to go either Like why would you want to go? Wait but what does that mean Breakup Party for yourself Oh like she's breaking up with her boyfriend She's newly single Like let's celebrate Why wouldn't anyone want to go?

This is like Julianne's goodbye party I would totally go To a breakup party That's epic Oh that's so horrible That no one wants to go I like totally get it Did you say that's like Julian and Peyton's going away party?

Yeah Are you gonna come back for that cast So it's next weekend. I think I would be crazy to fly back. But I honestly want to. Is it on Saturday? Yeah. Just do it.

I think I might have to. Yeah. Like at this point, like nothing else is going on in the city. I'm kind of miserable in the city in summer. Yeah. You guys know that. It's not the best place to be.

It's the worst place to be in the summer. Falls the best for sure. I'm coming for two weeks in September. It's time for you to come back. Not during my birthday. Why don't I know when your birthday is? September 22nd. Where are we celebrating?

Here. Okay. Are you gone? Are you gay? You're by. You're by. Are you gay? His birthday's the 22nd.

I'm going to be in Austin the 20th. Where are you in Austin? I'm like doing this thing for the podcast. What's up with you guys not planning in New York weekend together soon? I said I'm coming in September. I know. To hop on board. He said I'm coming.

He said we're not going together. Yeah. Also, it's July. I feel like you're due for something sooner. When? August. Late August. August is the worst.

month there. I mean, yeah, honestly it's like a waste of money. Like I'd rather spend the money in September. No, I love it in the fall. You make my day when you're in New York. No, literally the second I land it, I have to come to you. It's crazy. What do you're together? What do you think? Exactly. We do more than just hump.

Nolan's, you love our group chat name. I do. Nolan, you icon. What? The things you were saying to me in New York. What? What were we saying? Nope. And I don't think I want to know.

So my heart just dropped. Because I have a way of saying really rogue shit when I'm drunk. What? It was not a not bad. What did they say? Just a lot of like, can't wait to go. What? That was not for me.

No, no, will to you. Oh. Okay. Yeah. I was like, wait. eyes like that to Nolan? No. You're saying that to me?

Perfect. Okay. Every time I have to go poop on a date, I say, I'm going to go check my makeup, and then I go blow up the toilet and come back with mascara on my forehead to sell it. Recently, I was on a double date and my friend was so drunk that when I went to go do this, she told my date. How do I go about killing her? That is something I would do.

Oh, 1,000%. And I'd be the one that did. that. You'd be the one going to the toilet. You know what Cassie and I used to call it in college? Slipping. Slipping.

Jake would text me every morning. He'd wake up in my bed because obviously I would wake up next to Jake every single weekend in college. And he'd be like, got to go slip. I said, not in my bathroom. Also when he visited... Because Casby once said it's slipping.

It's slipping. What the fuck? What the fuck? That's disgusting. I was not the one to start that. Yes, you did. I never said that. That was Jake.

Ew, can we cut that? I'm really embarrassed. That's pretty gnarly. That's disgusting. Moving on. Moving the fuck on. My boyfriend cried when I asked him to start therapy. He said that's so much pressure.

Do you go to think? I do you know I go to therapy But Jake I honestly felt like you recently I've been ghosting my therapist She has texted me five times I don't reach out to her Don't respond whatever All of a sudden I go into my email

I have five emails from her I am making sure you're okay She's like I know you went to your sister's wedding Like no there's some whatever family drama Are you alive and well like what's happening Still I'm responsible Do you remember when I took therapy in the car with you And your car alarm went off?

Sure do I honestly like that's when I wasn't in therapy yet and I was like why is Jake in therapy like is he okay but now I'm like we were we were 21 we were 28 Jake needed a lot of therapy can I ask you guys something we all do this to each other we like to pick fights with each other I have noticed that us three you do it to will I do it to both of you you don't really pick fights I feel like I'm switzerland You kind of tank it. Like, everyone just says shit to you. Can you say, oh, Will, like first impression of Will.

First impression. Okay. Okay. What was your first impression of me? He's small? You were Pikachu. No, I met you the night before as Miss Americana and I was the Heartbreak Prince. Oh, that was a good costume.

Thank you. What was I? What was I? You were a race car driver. I was. Okay, good. Yeah, he looked amazing. What were you the next night?

A cowboy My first impression of you I was like oh you're so funny Really? Yeah You want to sing for the podcast Yeah Can you please sing Pyramid

I don't know that song I don't know the word It's a really good song Okay what can you sing for us You know he serenaded me When he sang for me two weeks ago I was like pregnant after I'll serenade you any day

So do it now Sing the climb Oh my God I just won't Always gonna be another mountain. In the mic. I'm always gonna wanna make it move. Hey, well.

Can you like really sing? Please don't make me sing right now. You guys made me hum. What? You didn't even do it, though. You asked me to hum pyramid. Oh, I thought you said hump. Oh, hum.

You didn't even hum it. Should we talk about me and Will grinding it up at Atlantic City? Do you want to explain what you saw Jake? Yeah, I'll post the video right here. Oh, God. Wait, can you not do that? Oh, okay. That was like, no, it's epic.

I looked like, phenomenal. You looked in. I felt good. So it's awesome. You're like a wind up toy. Well, let's talk about you getting active behind me. Thousand. Thousand.

He was like, I've never seen Will's face get like dirty. The woke face was he making. He's like, do it. Like, ladies, like, thrust in. Do you go? Oh, yeah. Maybe don't. me, there was a guy at our hotel reception that Will thought was hot.

Give me a fucking second. So we saw him the first day reception. I thought he was so cute. I was like, so what do you do around here? He was like, we go to the clubs. I was like, okay, cool. We're going to, where did we go? Space.

Yeah. And lo and behold, Cassidy Brown. No, Cassidy splat on the floor. You splat on the floor and then Cass was so pissed because nobody helped her. Like, oh my God, hello. I see Cassidy. Eat it. And I'm like, okay.

I was like, wait. Everyone saw me. I'm in my silver, high-ass, motherfucking Louis Vuitton. And this wasn't like a casual fall. Like you really could have heard yourself. No, this was not casual. Everyone saw me fall. Fully saw me fall.

Someone spilled something on the ground. I was like head back into the fucking floor. All of you literally, this was actually rude. All of you look at me, what the fuck does happen? I was like, everyone hates me. I go up to Jake and I go, do you want to pay attention to me for once? Wait. Didn't you give him your number?

Whoa. You did. Did I give him my number? I forced him. He did not want to give me his number. And I said, I said, give me your phone. I think I really scared him. I was really cute.

He was really cute. I'm trying to find the picture to make us all. We saw him exiting too. I frequent this coffee shop and kept asking the barista how their day is going. And now they fully trauma dump on me every morning. I want out, but I love this place so much. What's your vibe on trauma dumping? I don't mind it.

Will you do it? Sorry. Sorry. No, I don't mind it at all. I don't really mind it either. I feel like I do it a little bit. But like explain trauma dumping. It's like,

how's your day? You know, like, because of like, it's just, I have a hard time connecting with people because of my parents. And like,

I think it depends on the relationship with the person you're talking to. Thousand. And you know what? You could just be like, oh, okay, I'm sorry and move on. Like,

you don't have to hang out for, it's just, what do you do? Is trauma dumping generally considered a bad thing? I feel like maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's more just like, whoa, like if you meet a new person and it's like, oh, you're telling me all of these crazy things.

Why am I scared now? I feel like I definitely trauma dump a little bit. I mean, I do. You do. Yeah. But with like certain people, you're not just trauma dumping on random like individuals that you're meeting. And a hush fell over the crowd. I feel like that's the whole bit of this podcast.

I know. What has it been happening? I've told at least every single person that's come in here that I did not have sex for two years. That was like the first thing out of my mouth. And they just say, oh, okay. Yeah, but that's fine. That's different. That's not trauma dumping.

That's just like, yeah. Thank you. It's a tough boat to be in. It's just a fact. And I'm right there with you. Honestly, you are. I am. Right.

You're by. This is the hardest I've ever laughed in an episode, I think. to back to back to back to back. Yeah. You would have loved to go to college with Cassidy. One time she hooked up with this guy on a ring. Wait. I can't talk about this.

I need to find the video. There's a video of cast like hooking up with this guy for 20 minutes on the first of all, I was thinking I was being sneaky and I was like, move to the right. I think I would have been eaten alive at USC. Probably. No, you would have been fine. Do you think so? You would have been just fine.

Do you think I would have been in your friend group? Yeah. I was your first was I your first gay friend You were my first like real gay friend yeah Like I have gay friends like you're like actually Like I hang out with you every day I didn't have that in college with anyone That's sweet

Yeah you're my first gay friend Oh I love you I love you too Did Jake ever tell you about the pink heels They're Cassidy's favorite thing I don't know why they're not your favorite I bought pink stripper heels Fluffy pink stripper heels

And I would wear them And Cass would make me put them on when we were drunk Cassini and I had some real funny moments in. Cassidy was infamous in college for me. When she's drunk, you've seen her drunk eat, right? She once ate Ashley's dog's food.

Okay. That did happen. In my defense, the dog's food was white rice. So obviously, I'm literally so drunk, take the first thing out of the fridge that I see, which was white rice, and just pound it.

Like literally, Oh my God, actually a funny story after this. She literally looked at me and was like, that was fully my dog's food. How is I supposed to know? And the Cassidy's special is hot sauce on anything. Everything. Chaloo on everything. Frank's hot sauce is honestly so good.

I love Chaloo. I really want you to stay for dinner. I do, I think you can. Should we order right now? Let's order now. I don't want fun. I definitely have time. It's six.

Okay, what, should we order? I'm sorry. Ready? I am so. Ew, oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Nope, I'm actually going to throw up. I'm not going to. I couldn't have held it in if I tried. Ew. I've never heard this instinct of bringing the microphone. I'm not going to sing, but I will burp for you. Help us all. I'm a burpee baby today.

I told my therapist, I was seeing signs from the universe. And she said, no, that's just your anxiety. I don't know how to answer. She keeps rubbing me. It feels really good right now. Okay, wait, ready to get. That the therapist is saying that she's just anxious. And now she's like,

she's tickle. Sorry, all thought. I need touch. You don't like when I touch you. I don't like being touched. In general. Unless it's by a guy. I'm touched.

Same. I'm starving. Love touch. I am touch starved, for sure. I love my friends, but every time we go out, they are taking so many photos. And I am not photogenic at all.

Maybe I'm just an insecure. but it literally is just when they're taking candid photos of me. How do I change this? I think you adopt the Cassidy Brown mindset. What's my mindset? Just continue taking photos. Jake literally told me that this whole podcast, I'd be staring at myself in the mirror the whole time.

And I was like, is that, are you seeing me? No, what were you about to say? I was going to just say maybe put the phones away. Oh, yeah, you're a big proponent of that. You're good about that. It's my biggest thing. But I also get if you're feeling insecure and, like, everyone's taking pictures, then that'd be kind of annoying.

I don't like taking pictures before I go out. It makes me feel insecure sometimes. I actually like taking pictures before I go out. Do you feel fine for me to tell this story? Which story? I don't know what story we're talking about. When Will was in the hospital, he was like a make-a-wish kid. I did.

I got a make-a-wish. He legitimately got a make-a-wish. You didn't know this? But like in what way? Sorry. Sorry. Like in what way? You had to shave your head.

Cassidy! Cossidy! Cut that. No. I did not have to shave my head. Holy shit. Yeah, it's time for a shot. I still don't understand what I said is bad, but like can you test, like, elaborate.

Because people have other illnesses besides cancer. I just didn't know I thought Make a Wish was fully for that. For cancer only? No, it's for all chronic diseases. Okay. Continue. I do have. So Will was in the hospital and he got to make a wish.

And they were like, do you want to go to Hawaii? Like, didn't they offer you like Hawaii? Do you want to go to Hawaii? Putticana. I was like, I don't think I want to do that. He asked, all he wanted to do was meet Adam Levine. Oh, that's really cute. And so he met Adam Levine and Adam Levine brushed past him and he got a bonus.

No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you. Adelveen gave me a hug and called me handsome. And I got, I was rock hard. He's so hot. He signed a guitar and sent it to me. Wow. And that was your wish.

Yeah. I would do it again. Can I just tell you one thing? Every time I've taken a shot, it's coming out of my mouth. I have, like, water, or shots down my chin. Yeah. observation. How are we all feeling?

When you got to make a wish, where you're like, let's go. Cool. Yeah. Yeah, I was pretty happy. I was like, this is sick. Did you debate anything besides the Adam Levine thing? No, I was pretty sad. I'm about to crash out.

You're right. I know you're gonna say. You're by. This has been one of my favorite episodes. But why don't you like to do your handshake with me every time I try to do it? What handshake? What handshake?

Are you kidding? Oh. I just, I kind of feel weird that I'm not, included in a handshake with you guys would you ever do that nope and i just saw an honestly cringed cringe it's very fair i feel like i cringe at a lot yeah like i kind of get the ick easily thousand never from you guys yeah you just can't get them with guys it's the weirdest thing no i get the i get them with guys i mean this one of the guys you saw i got the biggest i from when i spoke like spoke more than three words to him which one do not well believe it

Perfect. I'm obsessed with him. See, that's crazy. And I honestly liked how you did because I think he's like so hot. Look, I'd fuck him. Yeah. Yes. I know you would.

Guess who else would? He was literally next to me while this was going down. It was the most epic. But what part got, like, what gave you the ick? The way he spoke. I did get the ick, but it wasn't in a way, like, I would entertain it. I would keep entertaining it. How good does a hot dog sound?

Beyond. I'm the Glizy Gobbler, so. I'm kind of fixing it on Chinese food now, though. Okay, there's like multiple routes we can go down, and I think we finally reached the point in the episode where we can talk about dinner. Okay. I just don't want fah, but you don't listen when I say that. Okay.

I honestly don't really want fah. I want something more filling. I would like Chinese food. I said this five times now. We could do noodles, ramen. Your bye. I'm a little tipsy for sure. I want to, like, swing my mind.

background right now. Like, I'm, like, feeling weird. I mean, Cassidy, you've just been on a role. I'm not really a comedian, though, but I do love TV. Like, I do. It made sense in my head when you said it. You watch the same show every day. No, I don't.

I don't. I call at her house and all I hear it's people talking. Oh, it's Gossip Girl in the background. I don't watch Gossip Girl anymore. Or friends. And also, it is friends. I did see something where it's like if you watch the same TV show and put it on in the background as.

like just like background noise you have really bad anxiety because it's like what's the it's like um you comfort comfort and i was like oh sweet would you like to finish your shot oh i did next honestly that gives nolan so much wiggle room should we just all say next a bunch so we can yeah okay cascoe do i like fat from this angle no you look gorgeous thank you What am I saying? Wait, what? This isn't, you know what, I'm having so much fun, this can't be the last. I know.

We Loki have so much more to talk about than we ever anticipated. I know. Guys, what are we leaving out, though? So do you want to talk about New York or Miami? Let's start with Miami. Yeah. We went, for anyone wondering, we went to Miami for the new year to celebrate together. Obviously, we were celebrating together.

We were celebrating together. We're celebrating together. Us three. We all stay in a room together. I think there should be a tradition, by the way. 100%. Every New Year is we're spinning it together. But I think we should leave the country next.

Oh, you were my New Year's kiss. Obviously, we've kissed a bunch. We tend to do that. Mommy and dad need a break. I feel like it's getting more real. I do too. No, I think I'm so gay now that I would like hook up with a girl. Well, if you hook up with a girl, if it's not me, I will actually come up.

Yeah. Would you be upset? I would be a little bit jealous for sure. Anyways, so back to Miami. Us three stayed in a room together. Yeah. And how would you describe the trip? I mean, diabolical.

Remember what we said? Did we have fun? Oh, I had the best type of my life. Night one was the best night, by the way. I agree. What was night one? But remember when we told Cassidy the boat was going to? We told her the boat was going to Pearl Harbor.

How was I supposed to know? Cassett, how far is that? How is I supposed to know where the boat was going? Cassidy. That's not even the point of that. Well, whatever. Also, you didn't join our boat day. I know.

couldn't. I read my book. What was reading on the beach? He was busy. I needed a long time. That first night that caught a to a dinner, do a dinner, that caught a to a dinner straight into that night out, that night. Great. Yeah, I lost my first. I don't remember that. Yeah, Cass lost her purse. It was in the blanket, the entire. Cat lost her purse and we went to the beach. And let me tell you, they were tweaking out telling me like, it's okay. Like, it's going to be okay. I had the one form of identification, my passport. Let's get into that story later also. So my passport in my purse, I actually wouldn't have been able to go home. I wouldn't have been able to find me on.

Katz doesn't knack for losing things. And she recently lost her passport. And the way she lost it actually might shock you. It fell out of her hands at a bar. She looked on the ground and continued talking. And the guy said to her, did you just drop your passport? And she still didn't pick it up.

Apparently, like, it dropped in front of me. And I think I was just having fun. And I kind of looked down and, like, looked up and was like, gonna grab that later. I never did. And then the next day I was like... And one thing about Cass is she'll live in the moment. For sure.

Isn't that a good thing? I think it's a great thing. But like I should probably like pay more attention to my belongings. They're lost every weekend. That's a good goal. I just ripped off dead skin from my foot. Ew.

Disgusting. I can't believe your toes are out. So and what else? Oh, then Sally and Ashton came to Miami. That was really fun. That was really fun. We were at space. How long were we there at three nights?

You're by. You're by. You're by. We were there for three nights. Three nights too many. I was miserable by the end. I was ready to go. Yeah.

And then our New York trip, which was one of the most magical weekends. I wish we could relive that. Was it a week? Every day of my life. Yeah, it was a week. It was lovely. It was lovely.

We had the greatest time. You came over. I loved that era. Yes. Okay. I really. So do eventful things happen or do we just go out and think we're crazy? I don't know.

My thing is, like, I feel like I watch a lot because like, like. You do. Yeah. Well, like you really don't understand how bad the trip was the next day. Like, I don't think it's like, it's not clocking to you. No. It was the worst day of my life. I will say it was kind of like today, but like going to Boston.

Like we were. I don't know how you guys did that. It was bad. I had to. He had to. I don't know how you guys did that. I had to get a seaplane. The video of you with the post.

hat on doing the interviews. I've never left immediate repost. That video had tears in my eyes. We were not okay. A thousand. Shut it.

I don't know how you put on a whole fucking show that night, which is crazy. No, you're a different beast. He is. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah.

You are. I was tired. Yeah, but you didn't show it. It was a 3,000 person show. It was epic. Oh my God. Can we please talk about where did we go in Atlantic City?

Memories. I want to have my birthday there. Wait, you should. Memories. Sorry, I just like... Glitched. Glitched, yeah. Memories is the best place on planet Earth.

It's in Margate, New Jersey, if you ever finders. I think that might have been one of my favorite nights. It is so fun. That place is so fun. And the staff is amazing. Like, everyone's so nice. They played lore.

They played Virgin. They played man of the year at the club. They let us sit in the fridge when we were hot. And the fact that you came with me to Boston. It's crazy. It was so amazing. That's a loyal. friend move of me.

Yep. I looked at you in the morning though and I did say, can you please understand if I don't come and you said, go get your bag. I was like, okay, the cheetah duffel, obviously. My favorite. I know. The cheetah duffel goes everywhere. What are you doing with your feet?

The toe, it's freaking me out. It's all freaking me out. Oh my God, guys. Oh, I'm having memories. Can we order dinner? Yeah. No. Okay.

I don't want to order. dinner yet. I really just am hungry. Can we just do Chinese food? House of Wings. I think that's House of Wings. Let's take another. Let's take another. Yeah. Nolan, can we do one more shot? Yeah. Do you want to join us in this endeavor? I'm working. Ugh. Thousand. Nolan. Wait, are you driving? I just come on your car. You can't take a shot. I can't let you drink and know that you're driving.

You got to do one with me. The first time, will, I met, I had... It was special. It was really special. I had pink hair. Oh my God, you picked him up in an Uber. No, he picked me up. His head out the window.

First thing he says to me, I've never met him. Holy shit, your pink hair is so cool. And I was like, this is my best friend. Absolutely. It really was a love story with you two. Sparks flew. We slept next to each other. The first night we met each other.

And it's so beautiful that that happened. What did I say last night about Cassidy Tio? Do you remember? What did he say? he's ordering food I couldn't tell you with my life to pay on it Are you serious? He doesn't remember shit

Yeah what was before you were that drunk So what was it? I said Cassidy Brown has become one of my best friends Oh you did it's you said it's crazy how important to me she's become I'm gonna cry Also like if I wasn't one of your best friends I'd be so bad her No You're one of my best friends obviously

Cheers to us Do you guys think you're gonna be friends forever Yeah I would be Like why is he saying it like I know. I don't like that. Like, what do you mean? Are you going to be friends with us forever?

Yeah. Do you think you'll be in my wedding? For sure. Will, yes. What if the wedding is you two? Cassidy. Cassidy really does try to set us up every five seconds.

Every time. She did it last night. Oh, I know. And then she said she did it to you too. Yeah, she does that. Every time. She does that though with every guy. I will see a guy.

She'll go, you got to meet Will. Okay. Wait, oh my God. You gotta meet Jake. I do that. She does do that. Also crazy because that was really embarrassing. I was texting Will about Will.

I feel like he's not paying attention. He's not. No, you were texting Will about Will. I'm trying to find us dinner. I was texting Will about Will being like hottest guy ever. Like all this stuff and Will's like, hi, it's me. Sorry, I literally trying to set you up. I appreciate it.

Also, like, you should appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, she said it. Oh, I birthed again. Oh, no. He really had to leave the room. What is your guys like, when you go out, how many drinks does it take to like fuck you up? To like get to this point.

I just like to dance. It's really impressive and honestly something that I wish I hadn't been. No, I know. You, that's your love. You love people. I do. You, I've never met more genuinely. genuinely social person in my life.

It's genuine too. You actually enjoy speaking to people. Yeah. And like, oh my God, you used to say a friend to all as a friend to none. And I,

by the way, still believe it. Yeah. Still fucking believe it. That quote kind of scares me though because I feel like someone can be like What?

But I do feel like I have genuine friendships. You do. You do. Which is why it's crazy but a front to all is a front to none. But why do you say that? Why is it scary it?

Because it's like, I feel like everyone tries to be friends with that. Like not friends with everyone, but kind of. Like I feel like that's a good thing. But then at the same time, it's like, I do understand the meaning behind it. Yeah. But I don't think, I think it like depends how you look at it.

I agree. You know what I mean? Like, it depends on the person. Damn, you really are a doctor. I know. Sometimes I, like, become kind of intellectual now. No, you are. You're smart.

Sometimes you'll say things and I'm like, you are super emotionally intelligent. I am in touch with my emotions. Remember when I accidentally called you a narcissist in the car? Well, he is. For the chapel, for the chapel fight? Yeah, I am though. He is. Am I?

I don't think I am. At the end of the day, I don't, I have feelings. I feel for people. Narcissists don't feel anything. I just like to talk about myself a lot. Yes. Yeah. But you've gotten better.

It's the no weed, dude. I think that that's why I'm so hesitant. I know. For you to smoke weed again. Yeah. Like, legitimately manic. Like, I have, I'm manic. I was manic.

Did you choose a place to order from? Because I'm hungry. Okay, what do you guys want? I don't want. five times. I'm not saying it again. The beast is out. The beast is out.

Jake is our little tyrant. The beast came out last night. Obviously. He's literally like next. That was next level shit. What? What? You're not telling me what?

Jake is like telling her. What did you say to her last night about me? That you're a lot. Oh. I think it was more than that. No, that's what you said. I said. I don't remember what you said, but it was funny.

I was like peeing myself. Yes, I said fighting with you was a lot. Yeah. Because you take it. Oh, wait, what did you say? No, please say this because it's like, okay, I actually don't care. What was it? What did I say that you clawed?

Oh, when we get in fights, I just go mute. Because you take me, it's just. But I feel like it's a good thing because we're expressive. I'm mute. Yeah. It's hard to get a word in. And I take a second to process. Yeah.

I'm a fragile little bird. So am I very fragile. I will say one thing, we, us three collectively, are very sensitive people. For sure. So I think when... Yeah. I don't know. I can't tell.

I can't tell. Because sometimes I'm like, do you care? He is, like, iffy. Wait, what? What do you say? We're talking about sensitivity. Yeah. I'm very sensitive.

You're sensitive. I said that originally. I'm very sensitive. I said that originally, but then I kind of like took back my words. We're, I'm... You are the most sensitive. The most sensitive. So is Will.

Will is incredibly sensitive. Yeah, we both are. Okay, like, I can say that about myself, but why do you think I'm sensitive? Why? You guys are sensitive with each other. It was a very sensitive response to that. Yeah. For sure.

I am sensitive. For sure. You are. Just never know with you. I had something to say about last night. And now I forget. What do we want for dinner? I'm starving now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it's that you're by. You're by. You guys are too good. Are you again? I just like, I will order us food, but I want to hang out more. This is fun. But I'm very hungry.

And I'm on a time crunch. And you're by. This is crazy. I mean, it's bonkers. Maybe we shouldn't have taken. Are you guys drunk? Maybe a little. A little.

I'm about to start. I think I've just like. lived today off of delusion, though. Yeah. Ooh, do you want ground chicken with scrambled egg over white rice? I mean that sounds. Wait, I can't tell if you're kidding.

That's like my weddream. I'm going to give you two genres. Okay. To order from. Okay. Got a thing. Genres? Our genres.

Cuisine. Cuisine. I'm going to give you two cuisines. And then you're taking your gun, you're tapping. Ad cart. Add to cart. Add to cart.

And then we're getting the shit done. Okay, what's? Please, please, just order. This is the fit. Get your fucking food. It's in a really good way. Who, what are the cuisines? Chinese or Thai?

Please. Year by. This is too much for me. Thai, maybe sounds the best. I kind of agree. Then order Thai. Do you know what good food? What do you want?

Ty, I'm going to get you Thai right now. I'm going to panic. I feel like it's been two hours of this decision. All right. Where do you want Ty from? Do you really don't want Fah? He doesn't want it. I don't want it.

I don't like eating a soup for dinner. I'd rather have, like, substance. Does that make sense? Like, every time I go out and eat sushi, sorry, I don't know why I'm talking about this. But, like, every time I go out and eat sushi, if I get a miso soup, I don't just want the miso soup. So then I'm like, why did I just eat that and get full? Tender and least slice beef simmered in a savory sweet soy base, served over a rice bed, finished with pickled ginger, a sprinkle of green onion.

Order it. Can I see a picture? A visual? Yep. Can we just make a decision, though? Because I have to catch a flight. I think I'm going to order us, Ty. Okay.

You know what, you guys? I just love you guys. I really do love you. I really love you guys. This has been. It makes me sad. And you know what? Sometimes I get so anxious to record.

But now that I know with us, if it's like this every time, I'll never be anxious. No. That's really sweet. I've had such a lot of time. Also, why would you be anxious with us? I feel like we're just like, I live with anxiety.

Yeah, I get it. Also, we did. We did not sleep. Like, that did not make anything worse. I am. Your bye. You're by. I'm just talking to myself.

Okay, well, what did we learn today? I learned that, oh, I learned that, you're by. We've really run that bit. To the ground. I've learned that we need to figure out how to go home earlier. I've learned that I'm not a healthy drinker And

I've learned that You're by You're by Okay well I think it's time that we finally order dinner I do too I really cast I think you should sleep here I think you should move your flight We'll talk about it after the podcast

Okay I will book your flight tomorrow I am freaking out Like I am not gonna lie I'm freaking out I don't think you're going to make the flight. I have to. I don't think you're going to make it. Okay. I'm saying otherwise.

Okay. Okay. Well, do you guys want to give a little bye pussies? Were we funny? Bye pussies. Wait, you have to do it together. Yeah. Ready.

Go. Bye pussies. Hereby. Can you tell me a story? Sure. Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car. Was she brave? She was tired, mostly.

But she went to Carvana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure. your map required. Did you have to find a dragon? Nope, she bought it 100% online from her bed, actually. Was it scary? Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be. Did the car have a sunroof? It did, actually. Okay, good story. Car buying you'll want to tell stories about. Buy your car today on... Carvana. Delivery fees may apply.