THESE GUYS! - 12 sprints on Monday

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

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And then, like, they go to the Warren Central Ben Davis game. It's like those guys are vision one. They, like, look into the camera after they score. They're like. Yeah, NFL. How come? Never mind. We, like, don't even look like.

We look like we don't even know we scored. Yeah, we run to the end. I got to throw the ball to the raffle. We'll have to run 12 sprints on Monday. No gloves. Jesus. Swag. Literally zero swag. No gloves. Hey, no gloves because it rained the morning of the game.

I was scared I was going to flumble. My coach gets mad at me. Not bad for a fat guy. These guys 103. TG 103. TG 103 hot hot hot hot. Hopping right in. Hey now. What's up, babes? Hey. Just putting it on your radar. we need a minute.

I need a minute. I can feel the minute brewing from you. And we need the minute. Not just me. I was talking to my mom last weekend. She goes, I miss the minute. Amy did not say that. Dude, everybody loves the minute, dude.

It is the thing. It's why we listen. Every time we do this podcast, I'm like, the minute. No, I'm still so self-conscious about it because I know that why? There's like, there's not much that,

you know, like Ben, Ben hates chubby face and Ben hates, uh, weddings and Ben hates when Joey gets real hot head mullinard. But he also loves it. It's weird.

I don't know. No, I love hot head moulnard. Back in the day, you didn't. Well, just for like for a minute, bro.

Go on. Yeah, turn it on, turn off. Hey, great ones turn on, turn it. It's true. That's true. You're right. Yeah, that's good. Why you got the Orlando jersey on? Are you performing there? Nah, I just kind of off week this week. I just had to pick a random one out. That's a thing I always want to do as a kid. Just have a stash of jerseys and pick a random one out. Kind of a dream. And I just saw the blue and I was like, looks good to me. Do you wear a jersey every day?

No. But for this podcast, yeah. Yeah. I would like to, honestly. There's just something about like the switch up of material, you know? Whatever you wear like for your bottoms, it's always a good change of pace up top. And like they're, they look good. They don't have to be all loud. They can just be a simple away jersey. I don't know.

I'd be down for that. But it's just there's, I'd have to have like 300 of them. For the YouTube viewers, and you should be, these guys clubhouse on YouTube. Subscribe, baby. Watch this every week. you can see the different jerseys. But I'm going, Ultimate Fall guy.

Ultimate Fall football guy right now. I got the crew neck, the gray crew neck under an orange muddog, bourbon bowl, Bobby Boucher jersey. And I just, I'm falling it, baby.

I feel like I need to be out with some crispy leaves underneath my feet at a tailgate. You know, the sun is shining to where it's like kind of too hot. You're like, man, should I lose this crew neck?

I don't know. Or should I lose this hood? I don't know. It kind of messes up my fit if I lose it though. That's where we're at right now but I'm walking it today and I got shorts on so I'm just ultimate fall guy. Whatever. Just go outside and get the paper already.

I got so jealous when I saw you I want to I want to say that. I want to put that out there. Because the hoodie underneath the jersey is the best look in guys fashion. I don't care. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Ew, he's wearing it's the best look you can wear. Worse.

jeans in a in a suit jacket that is so weird to me okay go ahead I know you want to say something I keep interrupting no it's okay I cut the grass like this this morning no way did you break a sweat not even no

perfect bro and there was something about the fall crisp air it was probably like 54 degrees when I was cutting it at like a little after nine as about 10 a.m. because we dropped Frank off at school and then came back. So it was about 945, 10, and the sun was out and shining and it was a brisk morning,

about 54, 55, and I had this on. And something about the fall crisp air with the mix of the lawnmower smell. Really, really, I mean, it took me by surprise. Yeah, like I wasn't expecting it. That mix is really, it really needs to be talked about more. A fall morning lawn Let's go Hey dad

What's your favorite smell You know Dad? Dad Why do you hire somebody To cut the grass in the summer But then you start doing it in the fall Let me tell you son

Hey dad Glad you asked If you had to make a candle What would it be? Steelers shoulder pads fall fragrance Uh mash potatoes Merry Christmas Ace Hardware

Hey Hey Blitzburg Bliss Uh Blitz Pickup Blitzburg Bliss Bills Hey what okay comments comments What's your candle?

What's your candle? What's your candle? What's your candle? What's your candle? Hey, I just went to Target the other day, took my little happy ass in there. I'm the only guy that knows what fall is around here in L.A. apparently. I walk in there all happy. I don't know, it's just kind of one of those days where it's like not too hot here.

I'm like, this is where I feel it. Just picked out pumpkin spice, OG pumpkin spice candle. Can't miss on that. Yeah. I feel a little basic, but I smelled it and I was like, oh, this is it. Is it orange or brown? I mean, I can go get it. It's like,

it's like, here, it looks like pumpkin pie a little bit. Yeah, all right. So it's, yeah, because you get a pumpkin spice.

It could be, you know, some places, you know, maybe like a, maybe like a max, you know, maybe you get like a brownish one.

Maybe a target, you get an orangeish one. And everybody's got their own take on the old pumpkin spice. No, I'm filling the air. It's a one-man shell. Jacob.

Oh, yeah, it's a little brown. It's a little, it's a little apple crispy but pumpkin yeah it does look like pumpkin pie oh I'm keeping it in here bro this is gonna make my day

dude how about a candle just changing your entire mood how about a candle just a candle just keeping me going I got a candle this weekend too what flavor yeah we went to the pumpkin patch man we did the whole thing

let's hear it I know you got a minute on that are you just oh you're just keeping it in your back pocket. That is great because it was all. Once the pumpkin matches. Well, you know how it works. You know how it works.

You know how it works, right? You know, the Steelers playing on Sunday night football. So Sunday, I'm fair game all day, baby. Oh, yeah. I'm good to go. Because my viewing doesn't need to happen until, and then lo and behold, last night's game didn't start until almost 10 o'clock Eastern time because of the storm.

So I had even more. time. But yeah, I scheduled that up real nice. You know, I looked ahead and I was like, wait a second, first weekend in October, Steelers on Sunday night football, pumpkin, pumpkin patch. Bumpkin. And so the whole family went, man, the nephew, my sister, her husband, parents, all my, you know, my kids. And it was just, it was picturesque, dude. It was exactly like it was this morning here with Sunshine, Chris. We beat the heat because it was one of those, like I said, in Indy this past weekend,

it was one of those where if you started at the tailgate with a hoodie on, by about two o'clock, like an hour before kickoff, you're probably taking that bitch off. Dude, your back, nothing but sweat in that situation. So sweaty. And, but we beat the heat. We went there. We got there about 10, 10, 15, you know.

So it was an early, crispy morning, got in and out in an hour, did everything we needed to do. You got the snacks. They have a petting zoo there, like a petting farm. Who are you petting? Frank got to see little moo cows, he calls them, and donkeys and a camel. They had a camel there?

I was like, what the hell is going on? What are we? Yeah, then we got the, hey, hey, got the apple cider with the fried biscuits and the apple butter. What's up? The first time I had apple butter, never forget that day. How about how I've bought apple butter from the apple orchard every year for the last like eight years? And because it's so good when you're having it there and then it just sits in your cabinet until the next year.

Or you're like, where did that go? You like lose it in the shuffle of like coming back from. I swear to God I bought apple butter. Is it still in the car? And then you just forget about it forever. Until next year. And you're like, I think I'm going to get. Yeah, because we can maybe use it on like toast.

Oh, we always have toast. haven't bought bread in two years. Dude, Apple butter's only good at the restaurant. You know? For sure. You bring apple butter home and you're like,

I don't know. What was I thinking? There's a couple other things I got, too. It just hits different when you're... This is the first year, though, that it hasn't got my ass since probably, like, the Obama administration.

Since she started being able to smell. Since I started going to the pumpkin patch every year with whatever girl I was dating or taking to homecoming at the time. Apple butter. First year that I haven't brought apple butter back. Yeah. It's not just like a like, hey, it's not just like a little like, oh yeah, this should be good because I could use it for a two liter of apple butter. I'm like, hey, did we, do you back up the car? Jesus Christ.

My back. Do we need this much? Yeah, we do need this much get home. Where'd that go? What is that? Hey, why isn't there an apple butter candle too? Hey, right? But, yeah, they don't have just like,

you know, you'd be perfect, you'll be perfect size for that, Ben, it would be like, you know, the little containers that if you have, if you use them like hair gel or like moose or like hair cream, you know those little cylinders those come in? That's a perfect apple butter. size. Put the apple butter in there. I'll use it on maybe one thing of toast. Maybe I'll buy some biscuits myself and try to make it at home. Won't be the same Mr. Deed style. But hey, don't need the tube. Don't need the two-liter tube. Just give me a chapstick size of apple butter.

Yeah. I might even put it on my... Apply. Right. Apply it as you see fit. Apply it wherever. At the pumpkin patch. Come on, honey. Just one sec. ready apple butter chapstick bro who's not kissing me who's not kissing me little kiss

little kiss kiss yeah but it's great day dude in an hour in an hour you know it's just like there's something about too when it's like people are just on their peas and cues and cues you know

like you're you're there for the proper amount of time you know and an hour at the pumpkin patch plenty of time. You get 15 minutes for snacks to sit down. Cool. 10 minutes for the pets.

20 minutes to pick out pumpkins. Five minutes to kind of mull around to just the scenery, take a picture. Good. We're done. Who is directed at? Is that you? Nobody.

Nobody. We were just, it was just everybody was on the same page. Oh, wow. It was a thing of beauty. Really. I was like really, I was really proud. And everybody, yeah, at the same time, nobody was just like, but I want to do this.

just it. Nope. All right. We're good. We got our pumpkins. Cool. Got 18 pumpkins to put on our front porch. They're not going to they're going to be there until November 26th. Cool. Hey, every pumpkin. That one pumpkin on your porch. Okay. It's not actually

fall though. It's not actually fall until you have that caramel apple sucker. That one, that half and half. There's something about that. Yeah. Whatever teacher had those in their classroom, you're like, okay. Somebody's rich.

Are you a substitute? Are you a substitute? Or yeah, you're just rich, I guess. Those are expensive. And you buy the bag and there's only like six of them in there. I'm like, oh, the bag's huge. There's six in there. But it made them more.

It made them kind of sexier somehow. But they were like less in there. I'm like, whoa, got to like, conserve these. You lost the rest of them with the apple. butter. Yeah, where the fuck did those go? You always knew when you got one of those on Halloween. Like, oh shit, I got one of those. It's like in the back of your head. Got one of those, though. The whole time you're walking around.

I ate that in the Snickers, bro. If I got a Snickers, I was like, I'm kind of good. We could head back. Like a big Snickers? Dude, even like the OG fun size, I was like, I just haven't had a normal Snickers in forever. You get a normal one in there? I'm like, that's kind of. That's kind of. gonna be nice. Save it to the end of your if your dude that's so crazy we would just

kill candy every day. I would just eat five pieces of candy every day after Halloween. At least. Yeah, sometimes it would be like 28. You'd pop some in the morning before you're going to school, you know? In your lunch. Down some Pop-Tarts and then

you're just like Mom can I have a twig? Do you want any Halloween parties? Ooh. No, nothing planned. They always sneak up on me though. Like last year. Your birthday is always right around Halloween. Or like right around Halloween parties. It's kind of, it's kind of is like, it's your birthday. There's been a couple of years where that's like been a thing for some reason. And I'm like, yeah, I guess. It is kind of a, it lands on a good day. But now I never plan on going to a party, but it's always like day of something happens. And I'm like, yeah, I might as well like do something. up then. Then I got to throw a costume together. I'm like, not that I have seven wigs in my closet right now. I am the easiest guy to throw together a costume. I'm like, wow, I was, and ready to go.

Ten wigs, 58 jerseys. I can make something happen. Yeah, I could be like a, I can be like a Colts mom. I, uh, see, that's what I love is that like, you know, Riley hates it, but I just, the last two years, yeah, two years ago, I made the commitment and I went and I purchased like an actual pretty like movie quality. Like it's pretty on point spot on Michael Myers like jump man. Yeah. So I have like the janitor like jump like that looks like pretty legit. And I have it in my closet in the corner of my closet and I know exactly where it is because obviously I haven't, you know, been ready to break it out since last Halloween. but now I'm at this one.

I have Halloween. I have Halloween costume insurance. I have Halloween dress-up insurance. You got back up. Every year I can just say, yeah, just throw on my jumpsuit and my Michael Myers mask and I look legit.

I'm good to go. This is. And of course, like I said, Riley gets bad because last year her and Frank, he went as a kangaroo and she went as a zookeeper. So they were like on point.

And then I was Michael Myers. And where's your husband? You're just behind him? a fence like two houses away. That's the coolest thing right there. Where's your husband? I don't know. He's doing something. I'd like to think.

Hey, I'd like to think that Frank would be like, hell yeah, dad, that's hilarious. You know what I mean? Like, that's cool. My dad does something cool and funny on a Halloween. Yeah, like I like to think that, but it's just a big eye roll from the wife. No surprise. He's still too young, I think.

I know. But we're getting there. like he he's it's pretty funny man like to go off on a little frank thing before we get back into Halloween uh uh holidays talk obviously uh but like I'm he I'll I'll do random shit you know and he'll start like I'll start laughing they'll do random and they'll say like yeah I'll do something random I don't know like I'll do a voice or like oh yeah you know be goofy like knock myself in the head yeah whatever and he'll like now at this point he really he'll start laughing at it like that silly da da da da that silly dadda that silly dad yeah like whenever you come up whenever you come up on my phone

like yesterday you text me that picture of being johnson about talking about this week and he was sitting right there next with me and he saw it and he just goes bin's goofy dadda he gets it been goofy dude does frankie does frankie get the show does frankie get the show no Frankie gets the show man anytime that like i'm watching back for clips or whatever the next day and if I throw you know, Rye's doing some shit and I throw us up on the TV just so I can like have a better viewing experience or whatnot. He's, he's riding, man. He's rocking along with it. He's giggling. He'll run around, do a lap, come back. Damn Ben! This is silly. And it's awesome. Frankie. Clubhouse official. Yep. But totally, dude.

That's what I'm saying. But like last year I said, Rye was a zookeeper type. whatever, Frank was a kangaroo. I didn't want to scare the kids on trick or treating. So I didn't wear the mask, right? So I just had my like jumpsuit on. And so I was like, I'm kind of like, you know, I'm like a zoo janitor. Like I worked out, you can pass it off. That's cool.

Yeah. So. Never felt more yourself than when you're in the jumpsuit. Oh, man. And it's, it's warm. Like, I'm going to be wearing this to Frank's high school football games one day. Like when it's... If you're that, dad, bro.

Whose dad is that? Which one? The guy in the top corner of the bleachers is wearing the jumpsuit and the Michael Myers mask. Hey, Riley's not even there, bro. Just you. Hey, I like this. Not making a sound.

No, no, no. Riley's there. She's just sitting on the complete opposite end of the bleachers. With like the other senior families or, you know what I mean? All the other. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, where's your husband?

He just does his own thing. Well, what's he do? You know, he's probably by the concession stand or something. There you are in the corner of the bleacher. The music. They start talking shit about me and Rice. She, like, joins in on it. She doesn't even acknowledge that it's her husband.

Who is that weird ass? He's literally creepy, you? I don't know. I tried to talk to the principal about it, about how he doesn't even. to be here, but it's simple. Does he even move? Yeah, if you look at

him real close, he'll like take this little jar of apple butter out of his pocket. It's insane. I have no idea. He really likes the holidays or something. I don't know. Hey, dude. Hey, basketball season, Frank's playing hoops. No, what? Holiday tournament. Oh, shut up.

Michael Myers. Santa. Santa had on Michael Myers mask. Who's not? I would love that. Imagine pulling up to Holy Spirit, bro. You're playing St. Monica and I don't know, they feel some type of way. You walk in their gym and so does Michael Myers.

I mean, like, this is so thick. You're breaking out the full court press for the first time. You're like, oh, you guys are done for. I would gladly do that. I'd gladly do that for my son. But, yeah, I mean, anyways, I just constantly. I have costume insurance and it's great. I don't know what we're doing this year,

but I'm always just like, hey, you know, I'm kind of, I'm cool with letting it ride for a bit because then I'll just be like, I'll just do the Michael Myers thing again. This isn't a sports podcast, but you know you got a good backup quarterback. You got Joe Flacco in your closet right now.

I got Justin Case in my closet is what I got. You got Charlie Batch back there. Like, just throw them in. Oh, God. He's good for, 30 of 42, two TDs, maybe two picks, but he'll get you there. What I would give to have Charlie Batch, Charlie Batch circa 2010 is my quarterback right now. Charlie Bad is the realist.

Just wearing so many accessories that he doesn't need. I'm like, why do you have that on your elbow, dude? Shut up. As like the third backup quarterback too, somehow dressing, has the earpiece in with every wrist, and play call sheet, sleeves, everything on them. Can't tell him shit though. Can't, hey, Charlie, why are you wearing all these?

Hey, I've played on 18 Thanksgiving days. Shut the fuck up, dude. I'm wearing a QB wrist. Dude, that's what we need. Our Secret Santa this year, me and you have each other, obviously. I get you a Lions, Charlie Batch. You give me a Steelers, Charlie Batch jersey. Secret Santa, not a secret at all.

Who it is? obvious Santa that would be awesome jersey swap on Christmas Day oh my God with the Christmas tree in the background two Charlie Pats jerseys hey

wearing those like flannel holiday like pajama pants nothing more to the most the comiest pants like come on that is such a money outfit I love that every year Eric Christmas timestamp

I think we're about Steven Snyder, you know what to do. We're about 23 minutes into this, Stephen. Do, Pam. But like, dude, because Steelers last like four years have played on or around Christmas. And like I love just throwing on some of those classic Christmas,

plaid ass, cozy, warm pajama pants. And then my Franco Harris jersey over the top of it with a turtleneck and a Santa hat. Boom! Fuck, slap my ass. Pull me Mrs. Claus. God dang, man. Give me a coffee and literally I'll sit there for the rest of the day.

24 hours, same outfit. It's such a weird balance too because it's so, you know, it's like nighttime cozy but also like turtleneck and jersey. Could I go to a game in this? I think I could. Hey, could I go to the mall? Let me walk in Best Buy like that, dude. I swear to God.

Let me walk in Best Buy. Hey, I'll go to Taco Bell on the way home. It doesn't matter. I can't wait to just, yeah, like December 1st, just bust out the Santa hat and just wear it like a regular ass hat. Just everywhere you go. Just, you know, around the house, like I wear my Jordan hat, just got my fucking Santa hat on. It's the best. It's up.

Just. I'm picturing you being so happy wearing that fit anywhere. Hey, at the movies. What up? Fuck, yeah, dude. I'm doing it. I'm doing that. This year, I'm doing that.

Santa hat replaces all my hats. I'm just wearing a Santa hat the whole month. I'm being Santa hat guy. But the flannel pants are like red, right? And the Steelers jersey is like steeler colors, right? It's not like, you know. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, for some reason, you don't have to match.

December 20th through the 25th, no rules on outfits. Hmm. It's perfect. It's perfect. Perfect. Hey, so. A new clubhouse, new clubhouse thing, you got to change your peas to bees. Like pizza is pizza.

And that all stems from an interview we did. I don't know. I wish I thought. Dude, me and Joe are low key. We were interviewing the shatard head football coach of a high school because we didn't know. Me and Joey didn't know what to do with our lives. We wanted to like make content. But we were like, dude, I don't know where to start.

So we'll just like interview that, do a fun interview with the head coach. It was a shatard football team. But we didn't want to ask them like football questions. We're like, what's your favorite food? And it was dead quiet in the room. He just goes, my favorite food is pizza. And every time I see pizza, it's spelled with a B from now on. Oh, man.

I honestly forgot the origin of that until just now. insane. Yeah. Those days, man, the wild, wild west for Policium Molanaro, just no idea what the hell we were doing, what we wanted to do.

We were just like, we're doing something. I don't know. Still don't know. Yeah, same. In the same exact spot. Four years later. Is it, has it been four years? I don't know.

That was like seven years ago, dude. Oh, shh. Yeah. And the old. And the, are old. Seven years. One of my boys, one of the absolute, one of the absolute express clubhouse originals,

he sent in the group message this weekend. I had to get your opinion on it. He sent to the group message. He's just like, dude, my dad won't stop fucking asking what I want for Christmas already. Oh, dude. That's a rare dad move right there. early. And he sent the screenshots and it was like September 30th, one of them he was getting.

I was like, damn, dude. September 30th. What's he, did he send, did he send anything back? Yeah, let me get it here. Let's see the list. Do you have a low-key list on deck at all times? September 29th. Any decision on Wedge?

Would you like some stylish silverware? Any decision on wedge would you wear a really nice stylish silver bracelet? He says, dad, it is even officially October yet, but I will let you know. His dad just says, never too early. That is not a dad characteristic. Dad's usually like day of a gift card. A gift card to Dix? Three months and never too early is crazy.

Dude, his wife must be. be on his ass or something, right? Let's see, my Christmas list, all I really want, all I've really wanted for the past like nine years, it'll never happen. I want one of those, like, when you make an appointment and you get your ears cleaned. You ever see that on TikTok?

Earwax, earwax. I was wondering, though, the effects of it, like, in terms of good. Like, I'm like, how much would that, like, that seems like something that'd be like, all of a sudden your fucking back feels better, you know? Like, it would affect so much that, it would, it would, you wouldn't even be able to realize it until you just got it all out of there. I know, man.

I always see the TikToks. And there's like so much crap that comes out of people's ears in the nose. I want that one too. Oh. Hook me up, Poppy. That's all I want for Christmas, honestly. Ears have you ever. Was drained.

Have you ever, have you ever done that? Have you ever done that like on your own? There's a way you can do it with like the holding the candle, a hot candle up to it. I didn't even remember how weirdly we used to do not it wasn't like a regular thing. I remember one like New Year's Eve. You know kind of the weird aunt that you have. Years Eve? Because you got the candles for Christmas.

When should we do it? Yeah, like the long ass white candles. Oh, yeah. You have like the kind of weird aunt or weird cousin who married into the family that everybody's kind of like, oh, okay. Let's do it. It's like, you know. Andrea is, she's got this thing she wants us to do. so we're doing it to make sure that your brother's happy.

I don't know. So you just do it. It was one of those. And I remember I was like young. I was probably like 10 or so. And at the time I was like, what the fuck is going? What are we doing? Are you lighting my head on fire?

Huh? Yeah. That's some real white people shit right there. But this big paper towel stick in your ear and let me just light it on fire. In the living room. Yeah, yeah, right? the front where we yeah absolutely on the carpet on the carpet barkler in your ear and it'll like it'll be like a t-n-t it'll be like a time bomb until it like reaches your ear then who knows what

happens i just i just remember you had the play i mean it was everything the plate for everybody it was so disgusting it was like Jesus huh what that's in there that's in your head and you're oh i know man i want it cleaned out so bad but knowing my like mine wouldn't even be bad or so i know it's bad but like i would go go through the whole thing of like setting up the appointment getting it done waiting and then it'd be like this much stuff i'm like well that wasn't satisfying at all right like yeah i want like a whole like i want like rocks to come out of my ears i want like sand i want paper clips to come out i want a little lego man to fall out i want all that to come i know it's in there like in space jam

when they look and... That's it! Yeah. I want to... The paper clip. I want peanut butter to come out. I want all that to come out.

A cat. Please. Dude, have you ever... Have you ever been in a... I'm sure you have. Have you ever been in a situation, though, where,

like, the people that you're with that you're hanging with, you're not on the same page of, like, what's going on with that night? And, like, maybe you're trying to or maybe they're trying to like, you know, hey, let's get some more drinks. Let's get that thing going, you know. And you ever been in that situation?

I'm sure you have. Yeah. But I never know if they can feel it. Like I'm like, they're not acting like, this is off right now. Like, they're still like pretending it's not. Or they don't think it is. But like you can feel that you're like, this isn't it.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah i don't it's bad like the older i get i don't know if i'm just like so in my head about so many things but i just keep finding myself in these situations where i'm just like i'm so afraid of being the guy who overstays is welcome the guy who isn't is it i'm so afraid to be in the guy who isn't self-aware that i'm i feel like i'm becoming like a recluse or something i don't know if this is like a natural progression in life oh bro that's been me the last 10 years

every time I'm like I just don't want to be annoying actually it's tough man it really you know you're like you don't ever want to not push but you just feel like hey come on let's get another let's get another hey let's let's keep this going or hey uh you know are we staying and hanging or should we go I'm just going to go I'm just going to go I'm just going to go I think he just just have to make the assumption that nobody wants to be there that's what I always I'm like, I don't think anybody really wants to do this right now. I know, and you've kind of fucked me up in that way for being honest. Hey, who's going to that?

That's all I think. I've gotten, I've gotten politi pretty good over the last seven years. And I think it's really starting to rear now, especially with like the kids and shit. And it's just out on top of that. Yeah. So then I'm like, I'm already self-conscious about, you know, myself being there, the presence of being there. And then all of a sudden I got two kids. I'm like, now people definitely don't want to be.

be in this scenario with me. Stuff. Not a bad way to think, bro. Honestly. Unless your kids are super well behaved. But even then, it's like, he's got his kids with him. I don't want to, you know, that's how I am. I'm very like, uh, everything becomes that.

Everything becomes that. And I don't know. Just in a weird, weird spot, weird spot right now. Like, well, you got something coming up that you're like, eh. no no no no it's just like i've just noticed this at various social outings you know it could be with family it could be with friends it could be at a neighbor whatever you know i just constantly find myself

just like yeah we should probably get out of here because they definitely just want to fucking wind down and not have to deal with us you're probably right man there's never there's never been one time where people leaving early was a bad thing Unless you're having a party, like, you know what you're getting into with a party, though. But like, everything else is like, it's never been a bad idea to like, all right, let's send it on this one. Yeah, it is, it is an interesting thing. You're right because you just, yeah, I think that you have to, I think, I think good rule of thumb is that if you, if you have, if you have, if you as, you know, the guest at somebody's house or whatever, if you have. if you have already thought about

I feel like I'm here for too long the hosts have already they've already thought that and then some so just leave just go just get out of here unless you're at an Italian person's family and it's oh hey you spend it in a night you're leaving already

now you's got to stay but deep down they're like get the fuck out yeah I don't know does anybody do anything anything? Also, like, you just, you know, if you're, that weird, the weird few seconds after, should we get another one? If there's even the slightest pause, it's over. Right. What do you think? You guys, you guys down? I, yeah, um, well, yeah, yeah. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

If you're in that situation, you probably should have left already. You should have Irish goodbye. Burpy boy, oh, whoa. I love you, burpee boy. Whoa. Yeah, I just, I'm trying to think back to when, I mean, I honestly feel like I can't even remember at a time. That's how far gone I am.

That's how far gone I am. I can't even remember a time when I was just like, yeah, man, we're going over to this place and I'm fucking there, dude. And we're like, nah, the whole time. I'm just like, all right, I got here 40 minutes ago. I could probably have like a one more drink or, you know, stay for one more game of, you know, I don't know. I would say Uker, but that could be two hours.

So probably when you were like 25. I can remember being like 24. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you're just like, I don't really know what I'm even doing tomorrow. That's why. Because you have shit to do tomorrow. But then I think about if I'm like if I'm hosting something or if I have some people at them over, I'm always just like, yeah, come on. No. Stay. Take kick the shoes off, man. Let's go. Have another. Please. Don't leave yet. We're all good. Yeah. Then when I'm on the road, I don't know. It's just like home games. You're a different person, man. Your different team on the road. Yeah, you're getting all tight. You know, you're getting all clinch. You got to go on a silent count. It's all fucked up. The crowd. Ah. Just throw on.

ear bottles that shit right yeah you got a everything you're not in your own space you don't sleep in your bed the night before right you're sitting on a couch that's not yours like you're like can i kick my feet up here i can't get comfy i don't know i can't grab the remote that's for sure right like i can't make that call yeah it's a little weird you don't like kick the shoes off in anybody else's house i think it's got to be at a it's got to be at a neutral spot get this i'm at the point at my in-laws. Shoes off. Actually, no, I know.

I'm really not. Unless you're like really, you got a thing, like a rule and it's like a hardcore and you walk in, you open the door and there's 16 pairs of shoes right there. Then I'm like,

okay, I guess I'll play your game. But even then I'm like, can I just like be on the hardwood or something? Like, yeah. Let me stand in the kitchen. I'm doing everything to keep my shoes on at all costs. Never been a big take the shoe off for the house guy. Even dirtier.

Your socks are dirtier than your shoes. Haven't bought new socks in four years. You can count on my hands the time I bought new socks. Right. For people who are hardcore like shoes off, shoes off, you got to take shoes off because she's shoes off. It's like, hey, look at the bottom of the person who's wearing white sock. look at it I'm big

ew, bro bottom of my socks so you just rape somebody out on the street in front of our house with your socks on Jesus

dude yeah look at the bottom of that white sock and tell me you don't just hey shoes okay shoes all

shoes off people your sock game better be elite all I'm saying no but I'm at the point at my in-laws to where like past

A couple weekends. We've just been able to go over there to, um, on Saturday. They're big, you know, it works out with my family because, you know,

they're, they're big Saturday folks. My family's big Sunday folks, you know, like on Saturday they like to, my, my in-laws, they like to like,

have a big thing and make a bunch of food and like have drinks and maybe smoke a cigar and like hang out, you know? And on Sunday, my family, they're more of like daytime. They want to like watch football, you know,

like obviously have food, but like they're not really having drinks or anything. They're just, it works out well. Saturday folks, Sunday folk. So we've been going over there last few, last few Saturdays. And they're not like, they're admittedly,

they're just not very big like football people really. Like they don't, you know, they know, they know, they're not like me for sure where like I want to have some games on, right? And so now we're at the point where like, I just walk in. I just fucking grab that remote and just put on

multi-view. You know another household's remote game? Wow. Yeah, because I got them. Well, one, I talked them into getting YouTube TV. And so YouTube TV is like very, very user-friendly. You know, it's a pretty simple remote. You have it.

Pretty simple setup. It's, it's everything you want is right there in front of you. So finally they got rid of, they got rid of Comcast, whatever the fuck they had. and they got YouTube TV and so I even said it on Saturday I just my mother-in-law she's just being sweet and was like do you want to

I'm just like we're past the pleasantries I got it we're all good been around long enough I like it when people would come into my apartment and do that too honestly you might have one time too probably

you grab the remote in my apartment and you just started going in so I was like can we throw a Cubs game on and you like figured it out you're like what's your Wi-Fi password you're like what's the password to your cable provider do I need to text your dad like the number or something

I was like bro you got it dog pretend I don't pretend this is your house I do kind of like that when people I'm like just pretend it's I don't live here just do what you do if I was in here except for the time where I just like casually I think I was just sitting there wanted to change positions

and I put one of my foot up on your couch and you just go, hey, she's on the couch? I think you're the news on though. But, uh, I was like, oh. And you're like, I think, come on. I was like, all right.

I do remember that. I think you went shoe, like actual shoe on cushions. And I was like, yeah. I mean, you can kick your foot off, but like put the shoe like, like, you know what I mean? Like the end of the couch is here and your shoes hanging off. That's fine. But if you're going to doing that

Come on, dog Damn This is a garage Garage No, but it was a garage couch It was a garage couch It was just in the apartment It'd be cool out, dog

Hey, let it hang off, let it hang off Let it hang off, let it hang off I'm cool with that You can take the garage You can take the couch out the garage You can't take the garage out of the couch, man that was a garage-ass couch that's why I did that

it was cool I love a garage couch but I was like oh this isn't like you know never bought a couch guy who's never bought a couch I thought you were getting one for Christmas last year I thought I was too I ended up getting two bean bags gotta stay on brand baby

I'm like a couch who am I fucking Floyd Mayweather like Jesus Christ who am I let me get a big ass couch Shut the fuck up, bro. I haven't sat on a couch in four years. All right.

Kind of the same but different, I guess. You're sitting on something, so whatever works, pal. Not a couch guy, dude. That two bean bags, put him in the living room. Don't even sit on them. No, because you're never home. If you are, you're definitely not just sitting. sitting in your living room.

Squatting somewhere. All right. I'm in locked in position on the ground. Yeah. I know that. I know that spot. Let's go to clubhouse. Let's check in on the clubhouse.

Got some good action in there this week. Team these guys at gmail.com. Love to hear them from the clubhouse, the folks in there. Let's go with Jacob. Jacob. Jacob, Jacob. Yeah, I know. Subject, Adidas versus Nike.

Wow. Okay. I just have to get this off my chest, but Adidas uniforms are trash. Being a huge Tennessee fan and seeing the evolution of the uniform has been a beautiful thing to witness. Go look up Tennessee's smoky grace from the Adidas era

and then look at the grace from the Nike era. Love the show, keep killing it. Slapped my ass as Pig Howard is diving into the end zone to go up versus Georgia but losing the ball through the back of the end zone before crossing the goal line. How many people do that? How are you going to fill them on the goal line?

I thought Dag Prescott was about to do that last night and he didn't, unfortunately, but all good. Yeah, that's like similar to Michigan, right? Like when Michigan made the leap for whatever reason from Nike to Adidas, all their fucked up stripes and shit

everywhere. I hated it. Such a downgrade. Adidas is soccer. Adidas is soccer. They're getting better with football jerseys, but they're not good still. It's like when Arizona State went from Nike to Adidas.

I was like, God, I don't even like them anymore. Yeah, Smokey Gray, Tennessee. Tennessee is an Adidas school for sure, but it's not the... They're in an Adidas.

school, but they're like a Nike football. You know what I mean? It's like everything else should be Adidas, but Nike football for Tennessee definitely works. It's way better. But like when I think of Tennessee, I'm old as shit, but I think of like Eric Barry and like Paid Manning. They're always rocked.

But like old school Adidas, you know what I mean? That was like we always talk about like the Notre Dame Adidas with like Jeff Samarja. It like looks like, okay. All right. Like, they're doing their thing. It's just Adidas.

It's stitched. It looks good. It fits them. Now the Adidas jerseys, I'm like, they're too, like, stretchy. I don't know. Not a podcast. Not a podcast. Not a sports podcast.

Yeah. Consecutive weeks talking about Notre Dame, 364 episodes. And Jessumarja, too, for that matter. It's weird that Adidas got Patrick Mahomes, you know? Oh, they put all the money out for him. And it doesn't seem like they're really, like, capitalizing on it. It's a pretty wild get.

And he's been, I think, from the jump, he's had those red-ass three-stripe cleats on. It's a good get. Like, they saw the vision. Yeah. Hey, real quick, not an email, but did you see Tyrese Halliburton signing with Puma? I kind of like that. It makes sense. I don't know, Nike basketball recently, kind of not that cool. Devin Booker's shoes, they just look like nothing.

Who's the homie on the John Morant shoes? I'm like, did they, what are we doing? Nike basketball is not what it used to be, but Puma is cool. And it's different. And it's different and it's like, all right, cool. Yeah. It's the old. Yeah, it fits him for sure and it's the old,

because obviously you see him dress. You're like, okay, yeah. It's like wild. It's cooler, honestly. It's the old like, hey, do you want to go be one of just the guys at Nike? or do you want to be the guy at Puma? There's like three guys at Puma right now can't name him,

but he's probably like one of the top. I think I might wear Puma shoes if I play basketball right now, like in high school. The best Nike basketball shoe that I can remember is Kyrie's whole line is sick. He's just got like a different vibe,

a different shoe. I don't even know if he's Nike anymore, honestly, but when he was, every time he came out with a shoe, I was like, oh. And then maybe the old Durant's with a strap hard any shoe with the strap I could talk about this all day but you put a strap on a shoe bro

the Vic cleats the Durant trees like put a strap on a shoe even Paul George there for a little bit was getting a strap on his shoes and I was like those are kind of hard the PS2 Paul George I was like god damn everybody had those too every college player was wearing those Paul George's it was weird nothing the best cleat ever is that Vic with the white White and black. Crazy. Waring it unstrapped.

Hey, be cooler. Be cooler. Oh, you have corners? Okay. You number seven? Your black jerseys. Atlanta? Be cooler.

Not cool enough. From Kevin. Subject line, chicken sandwich cargo pants guy. Dude, what happened? We need a clip. that that was correct. Hey guys, where does the poor friend who stole chicken sandwiches end up 20 years later?

Pyramid scheme, vice president to the director of retail management, convicted of financial fraud, love the podcast. Random football guy, Brock Osweiler. Shove a pumpkin on my head and slap my ass with a huge Halloween sack full of candy because it's spooky season. Thank you, bro. Gets the show. Was that Frankie? Did Frankie email inside the house?

He's emailing. from inside the house. You have a better grip on this because you bring out poor friend all the time. So what's he doing? Poor kid is so rich. Poor kid's like, poor kid like has a wife.

He's got his shit together. He might have a DUI from being when he was like 28. But like he's past it. He's good. He's like he's like top three in his company. He's making money, bro. He's got kids. His Facebook picture,

good lighting, photography. But is he, is he rich or is he fake rich? I think he's real rich because he switched up and he's got it together now but like deep down you're still like

you're a piece and shit still what's he doing real estate construction management he might be construction management's pretty good dude

he might be the guy calling the shots when a telephone wire like gets caught up he might be the guy the guy out there. Hey man.

Good on him, you know. Learn to learn to trade. You know? Wasn't a sucker like us. I went to college. True. Learning that tree. Yeah, bro is definitely

in C-9, that's for sure. Oh, and now he's, now he's a rich guy. Now he has, now he has a jet ski and a pontoon boat. Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. Now I'm stealing chicken sandwiches. And Kudoba silverware, plastic wear.

Chipotle is okay. Oh shit, that's right. Ah, you've done some Kedoba. Oh, for sure. Yeah. This is from Jared, Alan Iverson's finger sleeve. These guys, longtime listener, second time emailer. Thanks, Jared.

First of all, when can we do a these guys episode entirely in the place? play on words voices. It is by far my favorite thing you guys do. Got a couple senses I need to hear in those voices. What's you having for dinner? Oh, just a little chicken and Ray Rice. See, I need you to have this too because I can't just do all of them. Yeah, you can.

Hey, can you toss me a beer? Throws beer can and smokes him in the head. You good? Hope it didn't leave a bruise. Oh, God, oh, God. These are good. How do you react? the Bini got engaged.

Oh, it was a bit of a Jeremy Shockey. Oh, God. Jeez. Come on. That was. See, now we just see that we we need to have a Johnson

and Schmiddy entirely written by the clubhouse. Just see what they come up with. Those are damn good. Hey, will we do another play on words segment sometime? It's Isaiah likely. Jeez.

We need to. We need to, Next time I'm in town We need to do a Johnstunchmondy though For sure Anyway question of the day Christmas football?

What? Oh my God Not that this podcast has anything to do with either of those things When you first said Christmas I was like yes And then like immediately my thought came to mind Was a football Christmas And you said it right away

The tree in the background? Oh and we're wearing the things we just talked about the uh and i asked one of the scenes with me has a michael meyer's mask on and then it cuts to me again i don't have it on my favorite thing my favorite thing in cinematic history you just have a mascot i'll do it all what was that i'll die so funny i've never been more excited when i see stuff like that so funny and perfect.

It is, it is. A screen mask on with blood running down his face for one second? No, no, no, I couldn't. It couldn't have been those guys. That's so good. All right, question of the day. Did you guys high school football coach make expectations for the better players when they got in trouble?

Make exceptions. Excuse me. Did high school football coach make exceptions for the better players when they got in trouble? JV backup right guard has a sea in history and he has punishment running for two weeks, but the starting running back hasn't been to school in the building for a month and he's carrying the ball 35 times on a Friday night. Slap my ass with Brian Bosworth's neck roll. Like my team, the team that I was on, we had a couple of guys that, like,

they had a different set of rules and practice. Like, if they did get in trouble or, like, like, actual trouble outside of school and outside of football or, like, in school, like, that's still kind of be dealt with the same. but their rules in practice are just different than everybody else's. Mm-hmm. Like one kid, like during sprints and conditioning at the end of practice, you know, like everybody, you know, the coaches would be, come on, that's not hard enough.

You got to go hard, you know, like getting on you about sprinting, right? Like not letting up, like crossing the finish line, crossing the goal line, all that. And there's just like one guy that like he literally just would trot. and they wouldn't say a word to him. Was he hurt? No. Fake hurt? I mean, maybe he had told him that and that's what, but like, it was, if that's the case,

they knew he wasn't really hurt. They were just like an agree, an agree to look away type of thing. I'm just trying to think of who it was, but, uh, I would love, I would love to hear a guess. and I won't say it unless you get it but I will tell you I'll tell you off line I don't know who's good

he's a year younger than me what is to talk about Michael Clements like that dude close bro is a freak but that never that didn't fly on my team like everybody had to

do everything. I was at there playing defense and shit. I felt like I was like damn. Can I go off and play more offense or something? I was like, why am I back pedaling right now? I'll play. If I'm going to practice defense, like put me the game in defense then.

Yeah, it's true. But I was doing all that shit. Doing the zigzag the W drills. I was like this I guess I'll just do it. It can't hurt, I guess. But dude, nothing. Honestly, it probably sounds like

nothing harder than sprints at the end of practice I know it's like obvious but like why was that every time I was like this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life

and the bitch of it too is that like it was hanging over your head for like 12 hours from the moment you woke up yep moment you woke up you get at third period

substitute teacher funniest period ever nothing happening fuck dude we still sprint. After lunch, great meal, right? Giggling, fucking everybody making fun of everything. Just giggle fest.

Sprints, dude. Not for me, dog. Not funny for me. Hey, your girlfriend, you're acting weird, sprints. And then, like, you think you're the only one thinking about it. Then your homie walks by and he's like, bro, 10 of them the night. You're like, I. My top.

Even his practice is winding down. You're like excited because you're just ready to chill and be done for the day. Still, though, you get that sick feeling in your stomach. God damn. There are always, hey, he might throw a couple more on there because we lost last week. I just want to go home and watch Monday night football. 12 sprints now? Oh, my God.

I'm not getting any faster. I'm getting more tired every time. Hey. Every day, every day, not getting any more in shape. the kid who would jump right you watch

your coach your coach with the ball doing the fake ones yep out the ball and then he does it the ball oh god

POV the coach running your sprints that's pretty funny that's a pretty good TikTok bro it goes on for 27 seconds you're like

okay Hey, POV Sprint coach. P-O-V Sprint coach. Doing all kinds of shit instead of snapping the ball. Twerking and stuff. Barking on all fours. It's going on right now. Then some fat-ass jumps.

You're like, God damn it. Yeah. I'm sorry, guys. I was that guy one time. Our special teams coach was like, hey, in high school. We're doing 20 sprints. It was like through the 20. 20 yard line. So it's like, we can do that. Through the 20 is not bad. Through the 40 now.

All right. Because that's like a 50 yard sprint. Through the one. To the 20. He's like 20 perfect sprints to the 20. And I was like, we can do this. Just watch the ball. Don't jump. Like I was like yelling it. Like you know, like I was a senior. Everybody is. Yeah. All the other. Go jump. Even like a sophomore is like good job. Five more. Bro. I jump. I jump. I jump. I jump. I jump off sides with like two left but luckily the next one was the real snap

so it looked like I just got a good jump off the ball broke bailed out bailed out oh my god dude it's still I was going to say were you panicking were you like were you like 10 yards into your sprint and you're kind of like looking

backwards like looking around nobody knew bro nobody knew actually the underclassman like, how'd you know he was going to snap it there? And I was just like, just one of those feelings, dude. Wow. Failed out.

Failed out, dude. Hey, all the players, 80 people. And I'd let all them down, but didn't. Would you have had to start over? Oh, yeah. And I was the guy that was like, hey, let's go. You know what I mean? Keep it up.

Make them good. I jump. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Damn. Good for you. Yeah, I guess. Not really, but

one of the few times something's worked out. Embarrassing.com. Gets the right jump on sprints where it's like you don't want to get a jump on the ball. You want to be a second behind the ball being snapped. Teaching everything in reverse.

Don't get a good. Don't get a good start. All right, keep going. Sorry. You look at Pellizzi and he just times that out so well. They don't even know if he's off sides or he just timed up the snap. I mean, it's pretty incredible, Mike. That's a Hilverly.

Sorry, Sunday night football, four hours of it stuck on my head. Oh, God, dude. If you break into a couple of voices there now, then no one is mad. That in the minute. Oh, all right. This is from Lucas. Get ready for this subject line from Lucas. Friday the 13th, Jason know about this?

It's the show. Get the show. Love out. Jason, no. Bro, I'm going to be paying that all month. Hey, Jason know about this? Oh, my God. Anytime I see any Halloween stuff.

Jason know about this? Oh, shit. He says, Hi, guys. I'm a local news anchor and our Friday shows are filled with school football highlights. Did the local news ever come to get highlights at any of your games? Did you have a local sports anger that you prayed would call your highlight at some point?

I think you two would put on a great high school football highlight sports cast. Literally. Slat my ass while I take in the sound of a crunchy leaf under my foot. Lucas, you get the show. Love it, brother. Who kissed all those questions? Yes to all those. Ours was, we had a few.

and Ben was this Ben was this for a bit Yeah He's got the real He's got the real up on YouTube somewhere It was like a fake It was like a fake Let's go to four games tonight

And do your thing Adam For your real yeah I wasn't actually on TV But it was just like Making a Broadcaster highlight film But uh yeah Wait what was the question actually

Have we Oh did we ever have guys come to our games? Did the local news ever come to get highlights at your games? Did you have a sports anchor that you wanted to call your highlight at some point? A local one. I never really knew the local ones, but it was always actually the coolest thing ever

to like after your game on Friday night. It's like, why is it like midnight? And then they put the whole show together on like the local news. But everybody's watching. And sometimes everybody's at one spot. Like we used to go to one dude's house And it felt like every guy in the team was there And there'd be like girls there and parents there

And it was just like a big like after party kind of And they'd throw on like channel eight And they had like the highlights from our game Dude and if you were on that Kind of cool dude You like running down the Like catching the ball You're like dude is this sports center

Big deal Am I with Danyan Tonlinson Oh my you know what I mean is this channel 8 Hey always the wackest footage though because the camera guy

just like it's all shaky and shit like he kind of cuts you off as you're running down the sideline you know you're like what the fuck right

the ball it's a phone the ball through the air it's like half in half out it's a duck of a pass and then all of a sudden it lands in your lands in your heart

like oh wow okay yeah I didn't even remember that play that's how shitty it looked but I'm on TV I guess everybody's real happy in the back of your head. You're like, I look like, shit. Why am I... I look like that when I run?

You could see my hit pads. And then like, they go to the Warren Central Ben Davis game. It's like those guys are Vision 1. They like look into the camera after they score. They're like... Yeah, NFL. How come... Never mind.

We like don't even look like... We look like we don't even know we scored. Yeah, wrong. We run to the end. I got to throw the ball to the rat. We'll have to run 12 sprints on Monday. No gloves. Jesus, no swine.

Literally zero swag. No gloves. Hey, no gloves because it rained the morning of the game. I was scared I was going to fumble. My coach gets mad at me. Cutta bend in Orange Central. They're like, I told you. In the camera, ripped out, plug mouthpiece.

I'm like, God, I got a quit. it, dude. I got to work construction, like the poor kid. Your jersey's up on your, you know, and players get tackled and like their jerseys, like their shoulder pads are shown. Check, check. Oh, sorry. Unplugged myself because I'm laughing so hard.

No, yeah, you're not even happy. You're on TV anymore. Everybody's like, dude, do you see yourself? You're like, I looked like shit, dude. Actually, I think I'm just going to play this or something. I think it would get into C-9. Oh, so white, so white.

High white socks. I'm like, why did we decide as a team to wear these socks? Why do my pants look so long? I have fourth grade football pants on. We're going to mid-chin pants. You're all sweaty. Ew. Shoulder pads are too big.

Mid-shin pants, hip pads showing, kill me. Big, tall white socks, blinding white socks black cleats. First time playing football. Literally look like Bobby Boucher running it back. And he's like on TV. And people are like, oh yeah, had a good touchdown, bro. Go rebels. This 80 white nice guys on the field.

Did you ever go to like after a guy? game. This isn't a high school football or reminiscent podcast, but did you ever go to, you know, like a McDonald's or a steak and shake to get some of your teammates? And similar situation, like if you were at like one of those kind of more modern McDonald's where they would have like a TV in there for some reason. Oh my God. You know, like you walk in, you walk in and like they have like a divider and they have to your right is where you'd order. But they're, the divider on the back of the divider they have like a little in wall plasma TV and it would always be on the local news and inevitably those highlights would come on when you're sitting

there like housing and McDouble that was a I never had that that was like a weird cool because you're like oh shit like we're we just did that we're on TV right here we're in here you know kind of looking around see if like somebody in there notices just like an 85 year old like you know fucking Vietnam vet yeah right as it came about to die in eight minutes get around

well zayam you look like shit on TV god damn it that's so funny dude this big white owl trying to look cool hanging off it's way too thick though

it's like a bathroom towel you're like what am I doing looks so bad on TV God I'm so white thought it looked so sick though when you when you put it on when you're looking in the mirror before the game putting the eye black on looking in every window reflection possible before the game

walking to the stadium see it on TV yep I shouldn't ever play football again everything I was wearing was dirty do we even use laundry detergent you start blaming it on your mom and shit like mah they start crying like I sit on TV either.

All right, we've run long. We got to hit a break. We've run over. Got to get a break. I owe you a break or two. Did I say that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude.

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