THESE GUYS! - 2026 NFL Rankings + Sabrina Carpenter Sports Illustrated

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [e-mail]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Uh, Jesus, pretty flashy, you know, miracles in the street, split in the water, commandments. Big show, Jesus, big show. Moses did that. Same guy. Not bad for the fat guy. What up, Clubhouse is Benny Politsy and Joey Molinar on this week's TG. Do they talk about candles the whole episode? No.

Should the NFL have rankings? Yeah, why don't they? Hey, Jesus, AFC, God NFC? And did Joey get suspended in high school for being on Taj Point O? Maybe. Let's start the show. T-T-T-T-T-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-T-A-T-T-T-T-G-G-G-1-N-N-N-E-G-G-1. Yeah, boy.

Don't know what I'm doing, Flay, if you ever watch that show in summer on VH-1? Staisa-1-Summer lineup in 06. They should know about pop-up video. Pop-up video. Man, VH-1. Put some respect on it. Mm-hmm.

Hey, VH-1. What? Oh yeah. We've been down that road. Coming up next on 1075-935, the fan. We talk AFC, NFC. We talk September 1.

Big show, live show, New York Shah, Gramercy Theater, Shah, get your tickeys below. Come to the Shah, bring your burpee girl, the Shah, bring your friends to the Shuh. It's going to be a great show. See New York for the show Bring one Paul and one George for a total of one Paul George

To the show These are my friends Paul and George Remember that shirt not a local pod That shirt that they made that was like Paul John and Paul and George and Ringo Is all the Beatles I don't think so Why? Why? Why?

I just remember that shirt that was going around in like 2014, 2013, not a reminiscop. But you see a bunch of dudes. It was always like guys that would wear like faded blue jeans, but with flip flops, like thong sandals. Such a casual guy, man. And they'd have that shirt on. Just the, just the royal blue Pacers. And it just said like John, Paul, George, Ringo. I just want to be that guy so bad for a day.

I think he was wearing a puka necklace. So you're pretty close. I'm that guy. I'm almost that guy. Yeah, New York City, September 1, everything Ben just said, you know, we're kicking off football season. Yeah, it's a Tuesday night, but you know what? It doesn't matter. City that never sleeps, not even on a Tuesday, right?

Right, right, right? Right, right. Tickets aren't expensive. Yeah. You might have to travel if you want to be real one. If you want to be part of the clubhouse. But like, do it. We're traveling out there.

We're traveling out there. A little early fall in NYC, getting the PSL and NYC going to Graham Mercy C. Whoa. We're rhyming. It's going to be a good time. Get your tickets below. Get all your merch, Benedictmerch.com. And also the Discord.

The Discord channel. They see things first. They see things early. Guy can't talk. Had three bears for Father's Day. What beer? Give it a guess. Cures.

No, the most mom beer on dad's day. Loeb. Three lobes. Three lobes. Need another lobe? Mm-hmm. Hey, can you give me one? Just a quick three lobe.

Bye. That's nothing, bro. Three lobes? anything about my haircut. Oh, wow. Looking incredibly fresh. Wow, look at that hard line. Who put that line in there?

Is that sports clips? It was my friend Legina at great clips. You just can't go wrong with the chain barbers. Everybody hates on them. Pure, pure haircut right there. You got to reset your system every once in a while. You're doing all the, oh, I'm going to go to the salon. Someone who recommended me.

I'm going to go to my friend's wife as a hairstylist. Just go to a supercuts and shut up. Get your life together. Go to a super cut. Exactly. I went to great clips. And it was, listen, I'd tell you why, it was Thursday night. And it was, like, I went at like 615.

Right? I was meeting a buddy. And he wasn't going to be available to like 715. got out before started a bedtime process with the kids I said I'm going she said

what do you mean you're going to get haircut right now said I just check babe great clips B rip opened from A to 8 we're doing 12 hours shifts

at the great clips and B rip so I went in there mobile mobile app no not like that just straight Google Maps check the hours

but yeah man it's just sweet yeah what's up Google Maps AFC Apple Maps NFC Apple Maps has oh is that just the regular maps

that's on your phone okay okay okay okay Say it a lot more time Maps app NFC Google Maps AFC I don't know do you use I don't I don't

I'm not Google Maps guy some people are only Google Maps and I'm like for I don't get it Did I say Google Maps? I just defaulted to that. I don't use Google Maps. I just go to my app

Really, I was really hoping he didn't use Google Maps. I was like, I don't even know this guy. I just go to the directions map on my phone. Maps. Maps. Maps. Yeah. Some people are like, they don't calculate the traffic right and so I use Google Maps.

It's more accurate. I'm just, I don't think so. Some people are like only using Google Maps and it just blows my mind. The people are only using Google Maps, the same people that want to have, you know, the fucking droid, the Android instead of the iPhone. Spotify people. They're the Spotify people.

They're the same people that when you're sitting there and you're having a few micklebes with a couple buddies, you know, they got to drink, you know, Sleepy Joe's drowsy juice because this is the hot new thing on them. It's just the Google Maps people are just the people that it's always something. it's always got to be something look at their phone military time I mean can we just get on the same page

what do I got to do around here to just be relatable with you just can we relate it can we come to terms on one thing my god military time holy shit oh it's 203 cool huh yeah no it's just

it's just easier for me because that's how the office operates so we're on that we're on that we're on that clock So it's just, I don't have to switch and go back and forth. I'm like, really? Go back to Iran, dog. I don't know. You can't flip it off from leaving your at-home work desk where it's, you know, 400, oh, 1,400 to the look and see it's 4 p.m.

Okay. All right, babe. Yeah. Okay. Pick you up at the mess hall later. Come on. Jesus Christ, 14-03. Hey, don't take work home with you.

Right, boys? Right, man. Station was on the military time though I never knew oh my god what time is it Politi behind the desk I'd look at my phone uh huh

station did know about military time though dude I was writing in the log I was like this is how dumb I am I was and still am station stories once they broke it down for me and it was like yeah right at midnight

It's starting a new day. So that's, that's, oh, that's zero. You get to 1 a.m. Oh, 100. And on and so forth. Then when you get to noon, that's 12, and then 1 p.m. is 13. I was like, oh, wow.

All right, well, that's not that bad then. Every time I went in, if I had a shift at the station from like four to seven, cross-eyed. It was like looking at calculus. Like, 17 I know

Don't got to tell me That's like me with time normally That's like me with the months I'm like You with the months? Yeah you're bad with the months man I don't know what I don't know what we got to do about that

It's just March April May I'm like I don't I can't tell the difference It's all one month to me I think you're squeezing a lot of juice Out of March April May I think it was supposed to be one month

and they're just like mega three. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I feel like I can pick up a little bit of that in this time that we're in right now. Yeah, right now is like, mid to late June, we're lost in the desert, man.

We're looking around. Desert is so true. Don't know. Call it June. Call it June. I don't know. And then every time you look at the TV, Savannah bananas.

We don't know. I'm like, it's so funny to see what they put on TV. I was literally watching women's professional softball for 48 hours. I was like, all right. Let's go. Let's go Portland. That's a, this is for producer Mike here. I actually, before we started recording tonight,

I actually went and did a little bit of shop prep. And I was trying to look and see on any of the sports apps or anything of like, what was going on. And desert. You do you prep for the show? I like I was, hey, I was taking a seat on the John, you know, got the kids down. Before I came down, I was like, I had, you know, handle a business. So I was like, well, I'm here.

Let me just, so I went on the ESPN app. I'm like, I mean, what are we going to talk about with the World Cup? Hmm. This just hit me. I didn't know that the World Cup was played all. over the United States. I thought it was only in L.A. Be a lot of teams to fit into one city.

Seems doable to me. God, I kind of wish now that I wouldn't have spoiled that, and you just would have gone on thinking that it all was taking place in Los Angeles. It took me a whole week to process what you were talking about. You said they were playing at Gillette. I was like, I'm just going to roll with this one. I was like, I'm pretty damn sure.

Maybe 98% sure that every team is playing as so, so far. but okay okay and I just want to let you know that bro I've watched that docketch clip I think I think 72 times a day okay so you're the one that's made up

for the 6,000 views so it's all me it's all me there's a second of me not doing anything second of delay I'm like I gotta check this out again okay all right a couple things couple of years prepping for the show

I got a couple things. Got a new candle. Can I guess? Let me see. Yeah. Hold on. Got a new candle late June in the desert. You know they're waiting for the second that the 4th of July is over.

So they can just roll right out with the new crisp pencil, fresh apple, false smell. I'll give you a, I'll give you a hint. Oh. Summer's over. I lit right when I lit it I was like bye I knew this is where we were heading Ben's not buying

It's a tough flavor though It's a tough like name We'll see if you can get it The candle get what do you What do you guys talk about in your podcast? We guess each other's candles At each other's houses You should listen

Actually I don't want to listen To anything else but this So These two sports guys, they wear jerseys and team hats every week. So what are they talking about? The latest going on at the trade deadline? No. Give me a break.

Salary caps. We're talking about candle caps. Smell them all at your local target. They talk about Target's marketing schedule release. We're going to talk about the NFL schedule release. They talk about target marketing. Oh, God. Talk about one relevant thing they say.

No, thank you. Um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the name is home sweet home. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Hey, and this one is hitting. Right. Right. When I lit it, dude, a whole, like, I, my whole mood changed. And I know that sounds insane. but it happened. And the whole day I was probably 30% happier because a candle. Because of a candle. Made perfect sense to me.

But check it out. Honestly, if you're in the like, dude, once a candle burns out, it's one of the best days of my week. I'm like,

yo, it's candle day. I'm talking to restock. Oh, and it's a fun little run, smelling six candles just in the candle oil for 17 minutes.

Because you picked the wrong candle, you just got to take the L. I know. Sometimes it is. It's tough. I feel like I feel like, but then sometimes I'm like, hey,

why not just get all three? That's a boy. Now we're talking. Why do we got to pick or choose leave one hanging? Why don't let them all at the same time? No, no. I mean, hey.

Left out of a party. Feeling bad for candles. Hey, next time, I promise. Like it's a dog at a shelter. I'm like thinking I'm going to have some regret Then I'm like you know what I'm sure they got a deal on all three of these

You know Yeah Three for 1999 or something like that I'll figure it out I'm a Yankee candle guy Rye's got target circle rewards It's got a fire up in there somewhere And if not

Just keep buying them until it does Yeah something's got to happen right I didn't put my number and email and credit card in there for nothing. Something's got to happen. And if not, fine by me. It's just a reassurance. It really is.

You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. If not now, at some point, one day it'll pay off. Dude, I was so candle guy. I put one in my bathroom. What the hell? Well, I mean, that's kind of one of the main places you would put a candle.

I know, but in an apartment, like, dog. Yeah. One candle is fine. It does it. It does a job. Centerpiece it. It'll it'll disperse. Yep. In the bat, I was getting a little, little bougie with the candle in the bathroom. I'm talking about Yankee too. These are full-fledged heavy hitters all around the house. These are, no diet candles. These are full Gatorades, baby.

Full sugar. You want to talk about a really cool one of my favorite little ambiances from my favorite little moments in time? Do I want to talk about this? One of my ones, I just want to snap a little, you know, Instagram story of it. So when you got the candle lit flickering, turn off the bathroom light, no windows in there. This is for play, dude, right now. We're getting into some naughty shit. So flicker?

Hey, every now and then to get a little, like the pop of the flame. Dude, the light against the wall. I'm like, if I don't, if I don't, if I don't hear a reindeer on my roof in about 10 minutes, you know, like it's that time. It could be reindeer or it could be the, oh. Ah, ha ha ha ha. Dant-dun-dent-dent-dent-dent-dent-denton-dent-dent-dent-dent-dent-dent-dent-d-d-dent. Every time I let a candle, guess it's Halloween. That's what I have to

I have to kind of remove myself from the candle section until I don't know August 12th Pump and caramel down there in Target I gotta I gotta let it because as soon as that happens

as soon as I get Home Sweet Home or as soon as I get you know apple pie cinnamon apple pie because they try to trick you they try to trick you they try to say cinnamon apple pie

Cinnamon apple pie is like kind of a summer thing like Fourth of July, America Apple Pie no, no, no, no, no. You open up that candle. You light cinnamon apple pie. You're at the apple orchard. And then you're going to the pumpkin patch. And then you're watching seven hours of commercial free football.

You into woodwick candles? Woodwood candles? Ah, not so much. What are you talking about? The only thing that matters? Hey. go ahead take a walk on the wild side get a woodwick it's 10 extra dollars they're on the coffee table

we were talking last week about kurch and dude put woodwick on the back of a jersey i'd buy it what number woodwick hey yankees jersey yankee candle woodwick on the back yankee 833 i was thinking that too i was literally going to to say that, but I was like, I don't know. He might have something better. Hey, because, hey, Woodwick, 3, 3. Yeah, it's just, Woodwick. Hey, you turn. Listen, hey. Woodwick up to bat. Dude, this is really the craziest.

These are the jerseys we need to be getting. You got all, yeah, I've got a good jersey collection. You got a good jersey collection. Church in 55. Has your, has your, has your wife going to be mad? What was the package you got in the mail? It's a Woodwick jersey. Explain that. Dude, explain that to her wife.

She'd be like, oh, okay. At least it wasn't Aaron Judge. We. Oh, okay. Wee. Okay. All right, all right. Something else.

Something else I want to drip in or tripping. Nebraska new uniforms. You see them? No, I haven't. Can you keep, can you, I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up. My bad, my bad, my bad. Nebraska football uniform.

Nebraska football uniforms. Football, no T. No one cares. This is how you spell it now. Nebraska new football unies. Been a little bit. I mean. Hey, I guess they don't look like Wisconsin anymore.

It's a positive. So they changed the numbers and added Two Adidas stripes on their pants Yeah different shoulder stripes Different pants stripes Kind of a traditional school taking a swing here Yeah At first I was like

It's kind of a practice jersey And then I was like okay I like it that they're trying to switch it up But the pants I don't like the pants really God, I hate to be like shitting on them. But I think the pants could be a little better.

See, but my thing is, it's kind of like you just said you said that it's a super traditional school and they're taking a swing. If you're a super traditional school, I don't think any swings need to be taken. Yeah. Sometimes you just got to juice it up a little bit.

I mean, like how long was Nebraska and Wisconsin looking exactly the same and playing each other? It was crazy. Spring game. And was he or was he not at the 2012 Big Ten Championship in downtown, Indianapolis, whereas Nebraska and Wisconsin and Monty Ball, James White ran for about 682 yards.

He was. Monta Ball was in that game? Yeah. I think they had. I think he's one of the best running backs ever. I'm pretty sure they had, not sports podcast, pretty sure they had a three-headed monster of Melvin Gordon, James White, and Monty Ball. on the same team

the same team and I'm pretty sure I'm not lying I'm pretty sure it was like 542 yards rushing that they I mean they obliterated

Wisconsin obliterated Nebraska in that game Taylor Martinez had a cool play where he ran around in the backfield for a long time and then took like 60 yards no it was Nebraska

Nebraska had Taylor Martinez okay I still I have no idea you could tell me Ron Dane played for Nebraska I'd be like That was a super weird game, though, because it was very early on when Nebraska joined the Big Ten, and you're like, what is going on?

One, to your point, look exactly the same. So it's bad. Two, both are Adidas schools. Three, why is Nebraska here? Why are you here in the Big 12? Go be in the big, just, what, you should be playing. So Big 12. Oklahoma State and Oklahoma and Texas A&M.

Bring back normal conferences. What? All right, yeah. So you're going tripping on that? Yeah, just because I think you see that's the thing is you think you need to splash up. You overthink it too much. And then you do just like these little tiny changes

that kind of takes away from who you really are and who you always have been. Alabama, Penn State, Nebraska, Michigan. You know, it's like even, I don't like when Michigan does all Navy. I hate that. It's weird. They didn't a national championship.

I was like, I hated it. You sure, bro? Dude, and there should be a law. This should be passed a federal mandate that when Ohio State and Michigan play. TG commandments,

Clubhouse commandments. Sorry. It needs to just be the traditional, normal home, the traditional, normal, away. Nothing pisses me off more than when you get to the game, Thanksgiving weekend. You're happy off your fat ass from the entire Thanksgiving weekend. You're probably having another Thanksgiving that day or you're getting together

with your buddies to drink beer and have a good time all day and watch college football at the end of Thanksgiving break. Christmas on the way, Snyder Stans, bang. And then you get to the game and you see the warmups and you see what's going on. and Ohio State's wearing like gray pajamas or black? Oh, all gray Ohio State. I'm like, no, I don't even want to watch this game anymore, dude. It really does dictate the whole thing.

Or Michigan's wearing all navies at home? Doesn't count anymore. Game doesn't count. What are we doing, man? So you mean to tell me you're going to throw all of these highlights in our face and these awesome historic packages of what's going, of the last hundred years of this rivalry and Charles Woodson

and Desmond Howard and Archie Griffin and Schembeckler and Woody Hayes and boom and they all have the same uniform combinations just depending on it be different from who was hosting that year and who was on the road. And then you're going to open the game. And Michigan's going to look like that. And my whole says black helmets?

See me to tell me in 20 years when Frankie is sitting there with his buddies getting beers, getting ready to watch. the game and they're going to have those highlight packages on of J.T. Barrett and a black helmet? Yeah, I know. The cannon helmet, cannonball helmet. I was like, get out of here with that. Oh, dang, dude. Give me a break. Kind of a minute here. Kind of a minute. I mean, it's like, you know, Notre Dame and USC. It works when Notre Dame every now and then throws in the green jerseys against USC.

That's what I'm talking about. And that's all they need to do with the green jersey. That's like green jerseys. Yeah. Like, whoa, big time. This is the game. But when Notre Dame brings out those funky, like, leprechaun series or whatever,

shamrock, like, bro, these are such, like, who made these? Yeah, it's been, I mean, we all know why they do it because it's, you know, big, big payday, big dollars to be able to do the Shamrock series

and sell to go play it on a neutral site and have that all that. But it has been few and far between of what has worked for the Shamrock series uniforms and what hasn't. I don't think any of them have. I don't know. Oh, there's been a few.

There's been a few. I'm going to pull it up right now. Shamrock series, not matching. Shaksherner Mark Shamrock series? The one where they played a Yankee Stadium, not the all pinstripe. No, no. No.

It was 2024 is when Jeremiah Love left over that guy to the end zone. Forget who they play. But it was like, they was like their Gotham uniforms. Gothic and Gotham. That those look pretty slick. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a grayish, navy blue. And the numbers look super like French Gothic, but also could pass as Gallum, super shiny gold. Just regular gold helmets.

Yeah, pretty good. Just a slight change of the number kind of. They've been butchering those things, bro. The one that they played at AT&T Stadium, I think was Jaylen Smith's one of his years. It was white on white with a heavy, it was like white on white with heavy emphasis on Kelly Green and gold,

which I thought that worked. Hey, just Notre Dame, just go back to the regular gold helmets. What are we doing? Can we get real? Hey, Notre Dame, go back to the Jeff Samarja, gold helmets. Seriously. And gold pants. And gold pants for that matter.

What's happening with gold in uniforms or we just can't get it to work? The Saints? I'm like, guys, it is not hard. Like, how come there's schools in the CYO that can pull it off there in the New Orleans Saints? Old Gold, babe. Make it match. A little clubhouse hot take here I think that's one of the reasons

That the Steelers I mean They have their reasons But I think that may play a fact They're why the Steelers rarely if ever go to Like a gold helmet With like their pants Doesn't match

They wouldn't be able to get it to look right Different materials They did the they did the throwback Last year with Rogers the 1933 throwback and they had the gold helmets, but they had the khaki pants. They did the 75th anniversary, I think, back in 2010 and like 2009 to 2007, 2007, 2007 to 10,

Jesus, 07 to 10, 07 to 11, where they just had the black jerseys with the gold numbers and then the gold helmet, white pants. Really? Kind of clean look. It was clean look. It was a very clean look. Yeah.

Did he or did he not have a Mike Wallace jersey in 2011 of that uniform and did he or did he not leave the very next year? He did. That is going to happen when you're a Steelers fan. Like, hey, I want to get his jersey. He might be gone in two months. Receiver especially? See you. Oh my God.

Linebackers too? Don't even think about it. I got another hot take, not uniform related. Real quick, real quick. Shout out Wayne Bush, one of my dad's best friends, his rule of thumb. And he told me about it. And it finally stuck on once I was past being like 19 years old. Can't get a jersey of a player until they're retired or dead.

He said, oh, man. They're not leaving the team then. Some jerseys are just hot. Like, does he or does he not want to peak her armstrong jersey right now? He does. Some jerseys are hot, bro. You just got to get him no matter what. Like, take the L if he goes somewhere.

But, like, there's some jerseys like in the past. I like Vic, obviously. Probably like Vince Carter. Just some are just... Where do you stand? Because you're such a big jersey guy. But like, what's the most current jersey that you have? Because where do you stand on the whole, you know, guys are just like,

I'd never put another man's name on my bag, especially somebody who's younger than me. Where do you stand on that? I don't really care about that. But I don't like the way they make jerseys right now, so I don't really buy any, like, new jerseys. Yeah. Unless they made them, like, super, I don't know,

like old style. But, like, an NFL jersey right now, I think fits and looks so lame. That, like, I have to get an older player because the material and all is just looks. better. It just, yeah, the jerseys now are made for guys who,

well that, but they're made for guys who used to be athletic in high school, but have really kind of let themselves go now that they're like 34. You can see a lot of boob on guy, I'm like, like all the same color too. It looks like a big t-shirt. It's sloppy. No more mesh. No more like sections.

you know? Jersey's used to have like that's the shoulder area. Those are the sleeves. Now it's just a big like polyester t-shirt. Just see a lot of boob out there. Damn.

Oh God. Not a local pod, but yeah, it's just this ring so true just because of like, go horse! Like Colts Nation. Dude, the blue ones, it's bad. I don't know.

I was thinking giants, bro. A giant's, Jersey is so ugly, like retail. Yeah. All right. All right. Hot take. Yeah, yeah.

Go ahead. Yeah. I don't know if this has ever been a thing, but I've kind of always thought it. How come the NFL doesn't have rankings? Like the Steelers are playing the Ravens on the scorebug. Why isn't it say like 10 and 16? I know what you're saying.

I think that would go so hard. like, oh, they're number one this week? Like, why don't they do that? Top 25 came out? The Broncos are number one? Like, the Monday night game would be one and two. Oh, shit. Why don't they do that?

Like, what, I mean, what does that hurt? Would they do it for the playoffs, kind of? Yeah, because the seating. Fair question, man. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's just because there's only 32 teams as compared to 140. whatever, yeah, for the FBS, you know, that could go into the college football playoff.

I feel like, just for marketing, I feel like college football has to be like, they're just automatically more regional and like less known because there's so many, you know? And so for like them to really be able to like hype up something, it's like number two Alabama against number four Mississippi State like 10, 15 years ago or whatever. You know what I mean? It's like to a casual in Indiana, you're like, oh, wow, two verse four. It's going to be a pretty good matchup. But in the NFL, it's just like, Sunday night football. And you're like, I'm in. Doesn't matter if it's the fucking Jags against the Texans.

You're like, okay. It might make it worse in the NFL because they're hyping up Jags, Texans, which is probably like a. Well, that's the thing too. Yeah, it's like, you know, okay. 13, 16. Right. You're going to do top 25. Right, you're the top 25 and I mean, there's only 32 of them.

So it's like, I would like, dude, I'd like to see like a 24 knockoff of a one week three. I'd be like, oh. Or if they just did it, if they just did a top 10, you know, out of the 32. Like that's kind of essentially like you always see those power rankings every week. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. People put heavy emphasis on those like NFL.com, ESPN. Everybody has them. Yeah.

Everybody like, hey, admit it or not, admit it or not. I don't fucking fuck about those. Dude, hey, you're number one. Who's number one? Your squad gets hot, wins two in a row. All of a sudden you find yourself in Nick Wright's number six. You're like pretty solid. Bro, Colts would have been number one last year,

not a local podcast for a long time. That would have been crazy to see. Yeah, just to see your team. Yeah, and then one to 20, oh, I don't know. do it. NFL rankings? Hey, and you know too, yeah. I mean, hey, Raj, we need to TM this shit because when it inevitably happens in two years because you see more advertising and

merchandising rights to be able on a Tuesday night every week have an NFL primetime rankings show. True. Damn, good call. Just like how in college football once November first hit, It's da-da-da-da-da. They do the unveiling every week. You know they want to have rich

Eisen up there fucking talking about that. Pre-season AP poll comes out. Pre-season top five NFL. I mean, people are talking about that. Yeah. An official one. Yeah. Well, the top five came out.

NFL top five came. Everybody's talking about that. They got left out of the top five. The Ravens left. out of the top five. We'll be back in for this. Like, dude. Hey. Hey.

Why aren't they doing it? Like, come on. The NFL AP poll, just Adrian Peterson doing it every week. Every week we got one guy, AP poll. He's just like, uh, they don't even make sense. No, no, it's Adrian Peterson. He just comes out, he just comes out to a stage and he's got the elbow pads on and everything. Just like he just played.

He just raised him. Farvara uniform. No helmet, though. Baldhead. At a podium. Five down to one every week, A.P. I get down with that. I can get down with that, man.

The other Adrian Peterson comes out too, you know. The linebacker, the linebacker or whatever. There's another running back, too. I don't know if you ever. Remember that? I'm thinking of Adrian Wilson who was like, he was on the Cardinals when the Steelers beat him in the Super Bowl.

I'm like, what position was he? And like, how come he was only like relevant for three years? But I think he was really good. I don't know. He did go on like a little bit of a run next. I should know about Adrian Wilson. But it was like,

he was the most box safety of all time to where everybody was like, he's a linebacker, but he's number 28. Is he an edge rusher? Adrian Mason. Yeah. Yeah.

that's coming. That's coming. Yeah, dude, but don't act like when you're tuning in for the herd hierarchy, man. You want to see your team sneak in there at number nine for the herd. Mm-hmm. Doesn't mean anything except for just a little bit of satisfaction for yourself. Just makes that Tuesday a little bit better. Yeah, babe, we're eight in the herd hierarchy. We're eight in Adrian Peterson NFL ranking.

Because how do you feel when your college team is like number one? That's crazy. Or your college team beats like a top-ranked team. Like, dude, that... Mm-hmm. Or when you're a kid and, like, your school does, like, finally gets at, like, 22nd ranking. Coastal Carolina.

Fucking top 25, bitch. I love seeing that in college football. Some weird, random, rare names in the top 25, like 20 to 25 just... What the hell's Wyoming doing in there? Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Coastal Carolina, cracking 14. I'm like, let's go. Who even knows where that school is? Let's go. Carolina, probably. Never thought about it. Right by Myrtle Beach. Dude doesn't know where Myrtle Beach is.

Thought is in Florida. Talked about you. Thought it was in Alabama. That's golf short. Same thing. Mertile Beach Golf Shores. Here we go. Time to kiss.

Myrtle Beach, Colchores. Same guy? Hey, Gulf Shores, AFC, Myrtle Beach, NFC? A week. Yeah? Flip.

Yeah. Yeah, I thought of one. Because Gulf Shores is in Alabama. Alabama is NFC. South Carolina is more AFC, Mertle Beach, AFC. Yep.

Of course, great. You know about club hash brain? Hey, Jesus, AFC, God NFC? Not a Catholic podcast. All right, drop it on me. What we got? Jesus, pretty flashy, you know, miracles in the street, split in the water, commandments. Big show, Jesus, big show.

Moses did that. Same guy. God. Went to Catholic school for 12 years What did Caldx? Hey, went to church for 25 My Jesus part of the sea Same thing

A lot of flash, dude A lot of flash for Jesus Oh God All right, all right, yeah Yeah Hey, hold on No, no, no, no, you didn't do that I was gonna say did Jesus

put all the animals on the big boat too good Lord God's doing everything around there God kind of working behind the scenes God doing the dirty work at the end of the day who you praying to come on see hey hey Jesus walking on water

there we go now you got the water thing right walking on Jesus walking on water okay hey that's flashing on water okay Hey, that's flashy. That's flashy. Jesus turning water into wine? Okay, big shot. Okay.

All right. All right, running gun, Jesus. Jesus getting all the bravo moms. A little hot under the collar. Jesus, six pack on the wall? Sure. Hey, you walk into church first day. Jesus is already skins.

Like, oh. Well, who the hell is that? Like, AFC activity right there. AFC energy. God kind of just kind of doing the dirty work. Sandy beaches. Clear water. Jesus with his hair down.

Turning water to wine. Stop. Yeah, there's nothing like, I'd give you that. Jesus coming back to life. Come on. See, Jesus is so, Jesus is so head coach that has all the great sound bites. God is the general manager up there pulling the strings. It doesn't really come around a whole lot.

Hey, Pat Riley? Hey, you die and go to heaven. Pat Riley's up there? God is Pat Riley. and Jesus is I'm trying to think of a flashy basketball coach God, I'm trying to think of a flashy basketball coach. God's doing all the deals up there, bro.

Hey, you just go down there and be the face. Jesus, Steve Kerr? Not bad. There's better. There's better. I don't know, but Pat Riley was also a flashy. Hey, this is perfect. Pat Riley was a head coach.

and then he ran the shit. Jesus is just the human embodiment of God. They're technically, you know, he's the son, but he's the human embodiment of him. So Pat Riley was the human embodiment of the president of basketball operations as the head coach. And then he just went upstairs. It's Pat Riley.

It's the same guy. Jesus. J.J. Reddick? Low key. It's Pat Riley. You walk into church? JJ Redick on the wall. Elite socks on?

I'd be like, I'll go to church every single day. Dude, if JJ Reddick was on the wall in church, I wouldn't miss a Sunday, bro. J.J. Reddick didn't wear the elite socks, bro. He was part of that era that had just the ankle socks. No shows. Uh-huh. Nike shocks, too.

Yes, no shows with Nike shocks on. That's Jesus Redick. Yeah. Buzz cut. A cut off under the jersey. J.J. Reddick was not missing a three, dude. That was such a look. A four was he four at, dude.

So tough. Yeah. No shows. No shows with the baggy cutoff underneath the jersey. I'll just never forget I'll never forget being in Jordan Racer's loft and there's a highlight

when YouTube was first coming around and there's just a highlight of like JJ they're probably playing like fucking Georgia Tech or something Duke Georgia Tech used to be a heater rest in peace Mike Patrick he was the play by play guy on the call and he was just loving it man

And Reddick would, he'd be like, Redick again. Duke's rims. They weren't like great rims where just swished right through. They'd kind of hit the rim a little bit, give a little bit of, but it's still rattle in. Radick, another one. God, Duke, man. So pure basketball college. Such a weird angle, though.

I hate that angle at Cameron Indoor. I hate watching games at Cameron Indoor. You got to understand it. though. But like when you see the big picture you're like it's an old place. I know but still it doesn't change the fact that I'm like, why is my nose is bleeding watch this on TV.

If they got a new stadium though you'd be like, don't like it anymore. I don't want them to get a new stadium. I just don't really care to watch games on TV at Karen Indoor. Basketball hoops hanging from the ceiling. We had St. Maliki? At the woodshed? Huh?

When Zion dunked on that on that hoop hanging from the ceiling I was like maintenance I know a couple nuts went loose when he dunked that like bro that was crazy all alone bro

I still watch that I'm like oh they call them the Cameron crazies because they were crazy to be sitting there come back speak the devil oh shit

coach We, K, we should move on. Coach K. Court. We have done enough sacrilegious shit here to cover us for a few years. Sorry, God. Love you. Pat Riley. Love you too. Let's move on.

Pat Riley's God, JJ Reddick, Jesus. Title? First guest. One of our first guest was Pat Riley, bro. We just so scared. Pray to him the whole time. He's like, what is this? Team these guys at gmail.com That's our email. For those of you knew here,

you can go ahead and send an email in whenever you want. Team these guys at gmail.com. Let's go to Colin. High school sports scandals? Says from Monster Mash, did either of you have a big sports scandal throughout your grade school, high school playing careers? Mine was our high school lacrosse team

getting in trouble for stealing Mitch. We were an out-of-town lacrosse tournament at Burbuff, not a local pod since I'm from St. Louis. And we decided it'd be a good idea to go through their lockers and raid the pro shop while left unsupervised. Our coaches found out nine kids were suspended from team activities for a week and put on disciplinary probation, including a captain and several key starters. We played two shitty teams that following week during suspensions. And if we won, just one of the games, we'd make the playoffs for the first time in a few years. We draw both games to miss the playoffs

and the parents were pissed at our coach for disciplinary actions, even though they were completely warranted. Shout out to our team for collectively deciding the best walkout song for 30 white private school kids was 100 black coffins by Rick Ross. Slap my ass with a terrible towel you guys signed for me at Indiana Land.

Thanks, Colin. Oh, Colin. Yes, I remember signing that. That made the Instagram photo done. awesome, man. Wow. Someone bringing me a terrible towel to sign? Can you sign it? What? I was like, I don't even have a signature, but yeah. Whatever you want. What if you need?

Man, that's so funny. So yeah, he's talking about our Buff, our local one, not here on this local pod. So from St. Louis traveled out here to play them. Always are crazy situations. situation. I was thinking about how many times this doesn't have anything to do with the question, obviously, but when you played, like your high school played a team in another state

I was always kind of like, how and why are we doing that? But like, I'm with it, but like why are we playing Bishop Waterson really? Yeah. Who is related to our coach on that staff or the athletic director that got this set up?

And it's like, dude, we can play like a lot of teams really close to or high school and it'd be a good game. It's not like we're like, we need a team to play. Like I understand when Warren Central, when they had like seven NFL players on their team, we're playing teams from like Ohio that were like crushing people. It's like,

it's a little like, trying to step up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like for other schools, just going to Cincinnati to play like, I don't know. We went to Michigan to play Trevor City. I was like,

I don't even think this, like why are we're all getting on the bus? There's a thousand kids on our team. It's kind of a, it makes sense, but maybe I'm tripping. I don't know. Road trip, man. Dripping or tripping.

Road trips in high school. Business trip. If you're on ESPN, I get it though. Yeah. Ben, I know you have to have a couple here for this. Scandals? Yeah. One time somebody stole a pair of like LeBron's when we played at a high school.

We played, uh, we played every time we played cathedral we played at a neutral site so it was just in a random ass stadium and they all had like we were in their locker rooms but we couldn't get in their lockers so we're just like in this locker room doing nothing for 45 minutes before a game really like three hours before a game so of course we're like going through people's lockers and somebody took a pair of LeBron's and they like found out and like we had to like do it like we like just lost and we had to be like, okay, who took to LeBron's, like, after getting B? And everybody was just like, oh, my God, bro.

It was so crazy. Nobody wanted to, like, snitch. It was like, oh, my. That and Michael, Michael Shepard's party, but. Project X, Roncali. For the, with some stroke of luck, I wasn't there. Oh, my God. Everybody else in a whole.

I don't know, bro, I think I actually drop somebody off there. Whoa. Like, you had the discipline to just say no? There's no way. But I did think I was like, this is not a good idea. And I think like maybe my mom was like, there's something going on the next day. And she was like, don't. And I was just, I had that too.

So I was just like, I'm not even going to. But what a relief, dude. Because the next three months was like the biggest investigation in Roncalli history, not a Ron Colley podcast. We didn't go there. So don't know why we would bring it up. We went to Perry. I was homeschooled. I had sex in seventh grade at Perry.

Yeah, we didn't really have any with, not that I can think of with sports. but I feel like this almost rivaled that investigation at the time is when we got on Tosh. Oh, that was so sick. Yeah, I was proud of you, bro. Four different, dude, like four different news stations picked up on the story for some reason

because, so we filmed inside school during a class and then I submitted it and got it uploaded. and like submitted it to the Tosh show. So I'm talking about. And then lo and behold, lo and behold, we were the first and the last,

we tail ended the montage of clips that Tosh did for this segment. And so, yeah, that, you know, of course got around to all the higher ups and powers of B. And so everybody who was on camera

and then my, self. Everybody who's on camera got suspended in school for two days. I got suspended, I think, in school for four days because I was the one who had the camera and who uploaded it. And then you know, word got out about that and kind of like, I don't even know. Like, I don't even know why it was such a big thing. But then like news stations picked up on it around Indy. It's a full of Newsday, huh? Yeah, exactly. I know all like the parents on Facebook who hated me and my friends were all kind of saying that kind of stuff and all the other like classmates of ours who didn't like us were saying that kind of stuff. Even like,

Alums that were like two years older and us were like posting about it and shit. I was like, shut the fuck up, Louis Fagans. Learn how to fuck you. Yeah. How many dirty looks did you get at graduation parties? Oh my God. Those are the touch point out guy. Well, I.

While you're holding a plate of macaroni. Yeah. Holding my kudoba, a catered kudoba plate. It actually came full circle back around because that happened in March of our senior year. Got suspended. The news, all that shit. I thought it was going to be even worse. And then two and a half months later, I ended up giving like the senior graduation speech in front of the whole school.

Big flags, dude. I think that's cool. Like if my son got suspended for four days because he got on Taj Point O for doing something funny, I'd be like, kind of a dub. What's wrong? What's wrong with that?

Like, he's legit funny on TV? What do you mean? That's the thing. I mean, like, not, I was the one, like, I just filmed it and, and uploaded it because I was like, I was kind of looked at as the ringleader of it all,

because I was the one, who followed through with all that stuff. It was just, I got like, I got like four or five of my buddies, my idiot buddies to like, all right, you do it. And like when the bell rings, they're all just going to do this crazy shit. And. But yeah, then everything was all, you know, everything seemingly was like all good because like I said, I gave the senior speech.

So they forgot about it. Quick memory. Memory of goldfish. Quick memory, boys. Your credits as seen on Tudge. 20. I would rock it, dude. Oh, yeah.

As seen on Channel 8, Wish TV, getting interviewed by Adrian Brodus. Right, right, right, right. Oh, Hollywood did the touch thing. Ah, right. Anyways. I'm sure that's going to be fun in the Discord

and then for other clubhouse members who are going to. Can't wait. I'm looking that up. I'm finding it. I'm finding the clip immediately after this. Discord is it, man. I'm telling you.

No, it's the best. It really is. Honestly, when I feel like lonely, when I'm like there's nothing happening, right to Discord. What's Clubhouse talking about? Because I know it's going to be good. It's going to bring a smile to the face for sure.

I think there's some people we know, too, in Discord that they're not going to reveal their true identity. Kind of scary. I know. I kind of low-key think my dad's one of them. Which one is he? Dan Dockich? Coach B's somebody in there, bro.

Posting picks, making jokes. You'd never know. It'll bring a smile to your face. I guarantee you and tell him. Benny and Joy Joy sent you. Dan Dockett sent you. Sentia. Say Jha.

Hey, D, D. A, D, love the show. No. All right. He can always tell how good or bad of a day old double D was having by how long he dragged that out. If he got a couple callers. You got a couple callers, you know. And someone was just like, hey, Dan, first time, God, I love the show.

And he didn't say anything. Whoa, boy. Yeah, you better moving on quick. But if you got on there and it was like, hey, Dan, hey, yeah, love the show. And he hit you with the. Then you're like, oh. Oh, he might be talking to this guy. This guy might be a regular.

He might be talking to him for a while. Just talking about other radio shows on a show that nobody knows about. It's so funny. But it's the same in every town. Yeah, I did it. Exactly. That's what I was joking with. I was joking with my wife.

And she was like, she was like, yeah. She was like, you and Ben might have to like eventually stop talking about just like Ron Collie people that you went to school. I was like, I hear what you're saying. But at the same time, everybody has those people. Everybody who's in the Discord, everybody who listens to this show and your town, you have that radio host. In your town, you have the teacher that used to get away with shit. You all had that shit. And that's why you rock with us.

Everybody's got a dad love. somewhere. Oh shit. Six in the program, one in your heart. It's good. From Three-fourth, the world's covered by water. The other fourth is covered by Dan Loughke.

All right. From Andrew Moore. Andrew. It says Ricky Prol Cardinals jersey. It says short time, first time I grew up in Indy, now live in NWI, not a geography pod. Love the Southside name drops. I find myself having to explain to my coworkers

the street names or events, for example, OLG Fest, not a festival plot. So my story is this. When I was a senior, my girlfriend and I used to spend a lot of time at her house as you do.

Sometimes to have, quote, alone time, we would sit in her driveway in the back of her car. Her neighbor and classmate, who is now the radio voice of the Colts, could be heard on many nights playing basketball in his backyard while doing color commentary by himself. More than a few, times we would notice him sitting on his porch, no lights, as we would exit the car after a makeout

session, not realizing he had been there or how long he had been. My question is this. Did he do play by play of us kissing in her back seat? And what does that sound like? Keep up what you guys do. It makes my Tuesday so much easier, if not for an hour or so. Slop my ass with a Van Gogh Starry night poster I bought at the Southport Meyer for my girlfriend just because which at the time was the most romantic thing I had ever done. sent for my T-Mobile sidekick. Outta boy. Scoring points.

He talking about Métay Colts? Oh, they're talking about Métay. Yeah. Another South Sider. Actual straight dog, bro. Mayte Colts. Yeah. Dude, I remember.

Superstar, bro. Honestly. So good. And so funny. Just locked. in from birth? I wish he did, I wish he would have done. I wish he would have,

I wish me and him could switch lives. Because he'd be so much better at what I do. You and everybody else. And I wish I could do play by play. And then he could do. Dude, you remember when he used to come on when I did a, when we had espresso,

he was like, we had him on multiple times and we'd just do the dumbest shit. We'd be like, Don Fisher ordering from McDonald's drive-thru. And he would just rip for like, 45 seconds, a legit Don Fisher, McDonald's. It was so funny. Play-by-play announcer for the Colts.

Play-by-play announcer for the Colts, yeah, for those who don't know. Which is a huge... To me, he grew up where we did. He's amongst us. He went to the same shit that we did. St. Jude. Yeah. Not a local pod.

And then Ron Collie. Not that we went there. We had talked about it, but it was too much money. Yeah, so we went to Perry. Lost our virginity when we were 12. Yeah, he might have been getting some reps in. And it's the thing about those broadcasters, man.

You know, when they're really in, it's like any practice is practiced, dude, you know? That's the way to go. I mean, I've been doing, we've been doing that. Me and Chiller, are you sort of play-by-play announcers us, like throwing oops to each other in the driveway. Like, I still do it in my head a little bit. What did he forget upstairs, Don?

Every time. Hey, every guy secretly wants to be an announcer, what? Weird. Yeah. Couldn't be me, though. I've never thought of that. Molanero goes to get the cup of water for the kids. They ask for eliminate.

He's getting the water. Coming back to disappointment. The dog yelling in his ear. He's going for the kick of the dog's head. He holds himself back. Yeah. I do it all the time. Got to.

May take holds. Origin stories. What else did he touch in here? Team mobile sidekick. What's NWI? I'm such a dumbass. I need to know that. Northwestern Iowa?

Iowa? It was just Northwestern Indiana. All right. I just went through all the logos on college football in my head. Get it known. NWI. Let's go to Scott. I believe this is Scott who said he's going to come to New York on September 1st.

Well, it's a mean-greed pass. I said, buddy, just tell him I sent you. You won't need anything but that. All right, from Scott says, travel soccer parent tunnel. Yo, fellas, I can't wait to see you in the flash shit. Grand Receive Theater. Need to make sure my 04 Germaine O'Neill Pint Stripes are dusted off. That's what I'm talking about.

Origin question for the clubhouse. Given that you guys have grown your own following on social media over the years, when did you guys officially decide to put your noggins together to start these guys? I'm forever grateful you did, but would love to know the how, what, when, why behind the venture. Picturing Benny trying to lock in and understanding a new long-term commitment. That, that, that, that. Wow. Keep on, keep on, fellas.

Smank my ass while I chew on Pete Carroll's entire pack of Biggie Chew wearing my Home Depot. Huh? Where's a sponsorship money? Branded San Francisco Giants, T-ball, jersey, hoping mom and Graham. while we're cooking up a post game. Goulahan's trip while I picked Dandelions in Wrightfield. Sent for my dad's beeper. Best, Huntie.

Hi, Hutty. Haven't heard from Huntie in a while. I miss you, Huntie. Hunting busy during the summer. Hunty busy months. Just making sure everything's okay with my P-Lady. Pity, bro. I just love how every clubhouse member just refers to their wife or girlfriend or whatever they got going on as pity, bro.

Hi, pity. Hi, pity. When people say they like, dude, yeah, trim the bushes early this morning. Not for me, just for a pit lady. Hi, pity. Long time no see pity It's been three seconds Where were we pity

Just looking Just looking at her Hey just Dude just laying in bed next to her Eyes so cross She goes to like close the blinds He's outside the window too Looks back in the bed

He's there again Jesus Christ I actually likes her so much bro Dude I actually did I think today I was just like You know being a dad on Father's Day Feeling so grateful And so I was like to my daughter

I was like I was like honey you're my number one girl And I literally turned to my wife And I said she's my number one girl But you're by number one lady Oh my God Did anyone laugh please tell me.

Rai gave a soft a A soft chuckle while still looking at her phone So It's a point on the board That counts God I would have died

Just no I was like Yeah I mean Colbass no I was like That's a that's a big thing I mean that's a big thing It's an important

Distinction You know She's my daughter Of course she's my Of course she's my girl she's not my pity. She's my girl. Pity's Pity.

That's right. Bro. Everybody. Everybody's got a Pity lady in their life. You're mine. Oh, shit. Hey, Huntie, hey, he's not, he's not, maybe not so busy with Pity in the summer. He's just, like, recharging.

This is like his hibernation station because he's getting ready for. for the cinnamon apple crisp. Got to have all the energy. Petalady energy. Scott wants to know the origin. Real quick, yeah, me and Ben, we were doing stuff. I mean, we were doing videos and stuff from like 2016, 2017, 2018. Finally, we were like, let's start a pod.

Started at the time it was espresso radio. And to go along with the videos that we did. and that's and then from there I worked at Barstall for two years Benny kept going doing espresso and then I was like yo let's

you know you would have me on intermittently and stuff and it was always so fun like that's where the Ty Pennington clip came from like we were just you had me on one time and we just stumbled into that so of course we knew we were like obviously we have something here we like doing shows together and bullshit and then so then yeah once i was uh done at barstool

then i was like i think we should fire this back up and you were like yeah like i'll you know i i've kept espresso so i'll keep doing that so let's start like our own thing and so from the these guys obviously we played off of the johnson and schmitty this guy so instead of this guy it's these guys the combination of both of us. Yep, pretty much. Pretty much. It was like, ah, damn,

I'm gonna have two podcasts like that. I'm the two podcast guy. I was thinking that for a while. But then I was like, you have two podcasts and so does everybody else. So whatever else just do it. Yeah. And so,

you know, it's different strokes. You know, there's different, you do different shit on espresso. Like I had, you know, the show with Connor where I was talking about racing and shit.

and like, it's all. For a minute, I was, like, worried about the time commitment. I'm like, God, like, how am I going to make these dumb nails and, like, all that kind of stuff? But then it's just like, I'll figure it out. Like, whatever. Hey, we're rolling thus far. And we're heading to the big city. No, it's the best.

It really is. All right. Let's go to Gabriel. Gabriel says test. Phrases, dat Gwyn. I never know how to pronounce this last name, dude. Dat win.

Dat win. It might be win. What a name, though. N-G-U-Y-E-N. Yeah, he was good on NFL Street. Not that that's all I care about. Gabe says, making sure I got the email right for future use.

Bring the show to Phoenix. Smack my ass with a classic Sports Illustrated gray sweater you got with the two-year subscription. God, I wanted that so bad, man. Gabe and Scottsdale. Then at the very end of PostScript, dot, dot, dot, Andy Katzen-Moyer. OG linebacker, big pads, big face masks,

visor. Can't have a name like that with not having big shoulder pads. It's just part of the deal. One of the first visor guys. Visor linebacker, interesting. scary back then back then uh yeah you got the email right Gabe hope to have you as a returning customer um Phoenix man go ahead sorry Mike Drop Mania Phoenix that'd be fun David I like that awesome

I haven't even performed there I've just been there oh I did Fox there but that wasn't like a live performance it was a totally different thing but yeah no I'd love to anyways Yeah, what are you about to say? Sports Illustrated. Sports Illustrated crew neck that you got when you got the subscription. Did you ever see like a dad wearing one of those picking their kid up from practice? I had to have. I saw some dad wearing that.

Well, you just like got it for free. It was like the coolest like bonus you could ever think of. Buy Sports Illustrated membership or whatever. And then you get this free like quarter zip. That's a Sports Illustrated on it. I was like, I don't even want the membership. I just want that. Are we talking about just like the Heather Gray with just the plain.

block. Oh my God. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I can't remember any exact dads, but I feel like that's just, that is the most perfect late September, Saturday morning. Get up. Take your kid to practice, whatever. Go pick up some goods, get a cough, come back, catch the end of their practice. Have that on. Dude. That's like your go-to thing that like, you know, you just have that one thing. You're like, this is just the most comfortable thing I own. Just fits your body. It's always something like that. It's never anything expensive. It's just like some kind of thing that you just stumbled across. And you're like, this is my crew neck right here. Yeah. That Sports Illustrated one would actually go pretty hard.

That's like vintage a little bit. Like if I saw somebody run that right now, I'd be like, ooh. And does ESPN have one? Dude, that's going to show up on Sabrina Carpenter like this week. Sports Illustrated. Yeah. Quarter shoe net

That crew neck Oh Okay yeah Yeah Like she's gonna do some shoe Where she's like in New York City And you know with like Biker shorts

But a baggy ass sports illustrated crew neck Doesn't look like she has shorts on Because of the crew neck So baggy Sporty Sabrina She's on the cover and shit Such a fit That you ever see an East Bay one out in the wild

They used to give those out too to like the East Bay gold members that'd be East Bay hoodie. I was like, God damn, I just want that so bad. Hey, man. Just saying, right now on Etsy,

Excel, vintage Sports Illustrated crew neck. On Etsy? Yeah. Station now? Looking right at it. Station question mark? Dude, people just send me stuff

and put station question mark after it. I'm like, Oh. I'm just like station never knew. Station on now. Biker. For Matt. Let's finish up with Matt.

Not a question, but Clubhouse Lingo. Just want to let you guys know, you have infiltrated our brains beyond repair. Thanks for the laughs. Matthew. sends a screenshot. It sends a screenshot and it's a screenshot of a text exchange. There's a photo that he sent. it says it's a him holding PlayStation 2 NFL Street 2 with Jeremy Shockey reaching out

and under that he says you, me and a whole lot of beers. God, what a night. His buddy responds and quote, uh-oh, daddy can't talk right now. Daddy's going to be playing NFL Street for six hours. Uh-oh. Ding-tong. Nobody's home.

I'm on the sticks. Twelve beers deep. Whoa. Accidentally picked Jake Deloam instead of Donovan McNaft. Because I was too faded. Ha! That's what I'm talking about right there, Matt. And friend of Matt.

And we appreciate you, Matt. For sending that in and for also being a part of the clubhouse. That's fantastic. Love it, love it. All right. Let's wrap up there for this week. Team these guys at gmail.com, the Discord. The clubhouse on Discord.

You find that link anywhere. Find the link anywhere in the show description and the bio of these guys, LOL. Follow these guys, LOL on YouTube, subscribe so you could watch us every week, see my new haircut, see all of the old school jerseys that Benny wears because the ones that have made today just look like floppy t-shirts. God, we discovered here this afternoon. Hey, coming up, quick plug for me this Friday, if you're an indie, the Vic, Victory Field downtown.

I'm going to be at the ball game. I'll be hanging out with Meredith Palmer, Kate Flannery from the office. She's going to be signing autographs and doing pictures at the game. And I'm going to be there kind of just like waiting to do a video with her and whatnot. But I'm going to be there, very excited about it. I hope to see you there as well. And of course, the big plug here, September 1st, a little over two and a half months away, New York City, Gramercy Theater. be like Scott, our friend Scott,

who is going to see us in the flesh there. And the big city. Make it a week. Bring your girl. What are you talking about? Dude, I would love to go to New York. Just for a week. Surprise trip with Shorty?

With Peel lady. See the boys and then do your thing with her? The rest of the, oh my God. I'd kill you that. Go to Central Park. It's the early start to fall. Do everything. Do that.

Hey, be like, hey, we're going to early jump on fall. I think there's a cold front moving in in New York City. And you go see these guys on Tuesday night. You know, the girl will be like, yeah, it's a Tuesday. It's all good. Then on Wednesday, go to Central Park. You know, Thursday catch the Yanks of the Bronx, you know. Take your kerchin jersey.

Take your woodwick jersey. Woodwick. Woodwick, 33. Dude, if I could get a couples picture and a kerchin and a woodwick, oh, my God. clubhouse couples what hashtag yeah that needs a big thing all right anything else yeah there's some really good pancakes that we got to get in new york when we go and everybody should go and get those too but oh sweet you say pancakes you say pancakes then i'm in i know they're good thick boys i right sweet uh talk to you guys next week love you link casper

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