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Episode Date: November 18, 2025

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My little brain was so mind blown when my dad would say, I think a little Mickey D's? Dude, I don't think any dad ever has even said McDonald's before. I think they just, my dad too, Mickey D's, dude. Mickey D's. Hey, but all moms have never said Mickey D's. No, no. You've never heard a mom say.

Actually, I think they'd rather die than say Mickey D's. Not bad for a fat guy. Tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, T TG 160. So, sup, sup, sup, so. Hey, Indiana high schools. Who would have thought? Yeah. What do you mean?

What do you mean? Best Instagram club we've ever put out. Oh, dude. I don't know. By like a million miles. Really? On Instagram? I mean, just in terms of the results, you know.

but I gotta check it now. Dude, I knew, I knew we were on to something because I'm like, this is crazy. I don't think any other state has names like that. And when you said Arsenal Tech,

I was like, oh my God. Hey, new Palestine. Pretty good. I thought of a bunch of other ones. Mississa Sinawa. Hey, Mississa Sinawa and then Maconiqua. What are they? What tribe is it?

Indian Creek? Let's talk about it. Why is it called that? That's the name of a children's book. Even the basic ones are still pretty solid. Like Sinner Grove, very Disney, but pretty solid. It's so Disney. It's so Disney.

I'm trying to look up some other ones and how they were on to it. But I saw one. I saw one on ESPN. It was called like Orange Lutheran. Orange Lutheran. I don't know what state that was in, but I was like, it's kind of hard. Just orange. California.

Only Florida and California plays on ESPN. besides that one time when Morgan Newton and Carmel did in 2008. Was it Morgan Newton? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was insane. Carmel, Carmel, that was my dream to play on that. ESPN high school games before, like, before Saturday football was kind of popping. It's like the week before, like, big 10 schools play Mac schools.

Yep. Big, like, August 17th, Saturday, August 17th. high school showcase like low low tier announcers and like Greg Regstraw I mean

top tier announcers a bed for a peck and the game would always kick off at like 10 a.m. Why are they playing Saturday at 9 a.m? Yeah.

So hot. Oh my God. I specifically remember Morgan Newton getting like 15,000 calf crass. but kept coming back in the game. I was like, how's he doing that?

I get a calf cramp, dude. I'm done for three weeks. I'm like, yeah, I can't. I can't even walk. Give him the mustard. Give him the mustard bottle. Give him the mustard. Just pounding cups of relish from the concession stand.

What did it do? Seriously. I caught a calf cramp in high school or college. All of a sudden, here comes my dad on the sideline with two cups of relish from the concession stand. I'd be like, all right. A, B. The thing was,

you're some relish, B. The thing was, you're supposed to, like, take a little bit and then, like, you know, just like, not even that much,

bro, I just downed a whole cup of relish. Like a Pepsi, a Pepsi concessions stand cup of relis. You know those soft cups? Uh-huh. That you get water in. What's the point of anything else?

Down that. Straight back, baby. Just acid reflux the whole game. During the game. Uh-huh. Oh, man. Yeah. TG 160. Hey, hey, hey, how you doing?

Good, good. Five weeks until these guys live, Chicago, December 22nd, Zanis. Come on, man. I swear, we got to get everybody out there. Let's just let the tickets are everywhere that you follow us. Go get your homies. Go up there on a Monday night. Make a little road trip.

We've had people fly in. We've had people fly in from Jersey to go to Indy the week of Christmas. Come on. No excuse. You can do it. Monday night. Let's go. We're having the company Christmas party,

but it's the clubhouse company. So you know it's going to be ridiculous. Clubhouse Christmas party. Live pod. Had some people DM and me. You're coming to Chicago. This is a live clubhouse pod. Everyone's invited,

but your girl and your wife probably not going to like it. It's fine. Sometimes you got to go to stuff that, you know, you're not going to like. this, but just come with me. This is one of those times. Hey, you're not going to like this, but you know what I mean? What a funny conversation. Yeah, just, hey, honesty, best policy. Hey, I appreciate you being here and I'm glad that we're doing like a little date night, but it's probably,

this really isn't for you. But glad you're here. Hey, get the jersey on, cute picks. Come on. Who doesn't like cute picks? Cute picks going to Zany, Chicago, cute night, date night. Going after, going to eat. Come on. Snow lights. Some fun. Some fun. Some little different. Let's valet the car, babe.

You know? A little different, you know? Let's go to a comedy closest. I just want to laugh. Your wife's not. She's going to roll. But you, you will, hey, let's get some picks,

dude, after. Some white 80s. Some one of those picks. Mm-hmm. Some merch. We got all the merch, bro. Merch is in. Oh, sick.

Coming in hot with the murder. That's an early Christmas gift right there. Yeah, you talk to a lady. Hey, come on. Just, hey, can this be like one of my stocking stuffers? I'll get something for you tomorrow. When we go shopping in Chicago. Right, on Michigan Avenue.

I know you said that you were stressed a little bit because, like, I didn't know what to, like, what to get you this year. Hey, how about a honty hat? It's right here. It's right here. Clubhouse hoodie, pink one. We got colors, baby. It's all I'm saying. Wear that on Christmas Day when you go over to your parents

And everybody's like cozy You know the coziest day of the year Everybody can't wait to just wear pajama pants And the most big comfy hoodie they just got Flex day flex cozy day Open and Presence hoodie Open and presence hoodie Real cold when you go downstairs in the morning

Cold tile on your feet Let me just need to put it side Hold on I'm like cold Clubhouse hoodie You got to have the slips, dude You got to have Christmas Day You got to have the slips

Even if you don't slip it The rest of the year You gotta be slipping You gotta buy them for Christmas Day too Like you buy slippers for one thing I'm wearing these on Christmas Yes Doesn't matter when I wear them the rest of the time

Yep You have to slip shady Furry moccasins Uh huh Random team on the front Vikings Skull! I don't know.

I don't know. I was at the Minnesota airport and I saw some cool Viking slippers. Random team. Dude, I love random team stuff. So funny. That's so good. What is Vikings? Moccasins.

Does Dad? Did the dad play for the Vikings? I'm always trying to make the connection. Yeah, we'll do, we'll do Jersey the night like we did last year. I hope we have like, hope we have like six good jerseys. We have to make like a playoff. Because it was a toss up last year.

I'll shut. I'll shut up. No, no, no, no. You're good. You're good. It was a toss up. We did give away some merch to the one that we decided was the winner. Not really any requirements besides just it.

It's very, very subjective. It's just at the end of the night, like what me and Johnson think on that given night is the most fitting slash the coolest slash maybe the most unique. You know, their points go to the unique level. So consider that. But there's some free merch on the line for Jersey of the night. Merge. We get the merch.

We've built up to Clubhouse where we know the origin stories. So there could be some, there would be some reveals. We'll go through it all. Like Ben said, there'll be a lot of like really interesting odd looks from your date that you bring, your wife, unless she's a burpee girl, then she'll be in on it. like that couple that's from Chicago that saw those, those, that those people making out at the police station,

like that's great. Police station. That's perfect. Oh, but no, I mean, we can't wait. And then like,

out a real note, I always say like last year we did this too, but I know that, like, we'll be staying up there. So I don't want to speak for Ben, but like you, if you're up there and you're hanging around after the show,

we got like a second half of Monday night football or whatever, would love to go out, get some tape. tables, get some beers, get some wings, hang with the clubhouse, just shoot the shit and have a good time. So that's coming up December 22nd in Chicago, Windy City, Sweet Home, Chicago. I need to see you there.

It's my dream to just walk into a bar with the whole clubhouse there and go, Julian Edelman. Just here. Everybody. Kent State. Is that it? Is it Ken State? Yep.

Yeah Quarterback jewels Quarterback You can't stay baby I love that Yeah Classic classic Classic that comes in

It's like well he's not really The prototype But maybe like You know He's a good athletes You got to put him everywhere Pondry Turner You can always tell

They used to be quarterbacks You know Like wide receivers In the NFL That used to be quarterbacks I'm like he still has Quarterback butt Yeah

There's a whole posture Yeah Even the face mask too Face masks and helmet can kind of You're like oh you're still thinking about maybe getting back there You got a couple snaps left in you There are always third string QB Always on everything

Well we could if we really needed we could So they always like have like backup QB stuff on I'm like you're not doing the All right all right Not doing the two bar A little bit of a wristband, a little bit of a play sheet on the wristband. Yeah, still got the rib protector on, huh? It's funny.

Okay. Yeah. I think we're a three-step drop. You know. When you see like highlights of Cordell Stewart playing receiver, I'm like, dude, no. Yes, but no. I was like, how are you outrunning people? With a hand warmer.

You know what I mean? That's strapped on you still. he would get that shit yanked he would get that shit yanked off of him slash god dang he would like be in the seam and he'd be like be in the slot take like a seam route

and then you know some of those when it's over the middle like that and they catch and then right when they catch they like spin off the safety coming in safety only gets the grasp of the of the hand warmer rips it off as he's going into the end zone Dave player

OG favorite player Yeah, I got that jersey OG cool quarterback I hate that Could be an option I hate that When jersees are too big I'm like well I just wasted $80

Okay Just so long Just so long Like what are you supposed to do with that Football jersees are so big When you think about it dude Like who's wearing anything That's this long ever

Yeah Down to my elbows But I'm like okay All right Guess is what we're doing Like do you think I'm really gonna put pads under this thing.

You think I'm going to play in this? You? Yes. Everybody else? No. Actually, that was the hardest thing about like elementary school football. Kids would just wear jerseys over their pads like in fourth grade practice because like nobody really had like or or you went to like galleons or Dick sporting goods and bought like a mesh.

No name. Practice jersey. Yeah. Or like you played in the league before you played with through. school and you had like a, you know, but it was just like a free for all, where whatever. That always weirded me out. I was weirded me out.

I was like, what? You're taking that from the closet on the dress down day and you're throwing that over the pads getting it all grassy and muddy and shit? Yeah, people would just pull red, dude, chiller, Jamal Anderson Falcons. I was like, dog, that's like hard. Like, I don't know if you want to wear that with wristbands on. I was like, yeah, it's so cold.

See, I always remember None of the No of the cool kids In my class did that The only ones who ever did that It was like The kid whose mom He would show up late

Because his mom like Forgot practice Was No, not even rich kid dude Like Mom that had the van That would be really loud You know

There's like you know There's a lot of McDonald's rappers Inside that van Oh You know And he would show up late Because his mom

Just like She's so scatterbrain And it was like they wouldn't even know and she'd be pissed that she had to bring him there so he would roll up and like literally already

I'd have his helmet on his his like K Mark crazy he's like Kmart Ken Dilger jersey and just like hop out of the front seat waddle his way over

full uniform Ken Dilger jersey on you're so right dude and so I was so turned off I was like no I don't want to do that kids that would hop out of the car with their helmet on

I was like dog you just had that You were strapped up in the car. Like, you're that late? I saw high school do that. They just all came out to practice and they wore, like, jerseys over their pads. They did it for TikTok. They're like, you know, they'd come out and like, yo, like show their jersey off.

That's like, oh, that's a sick thing to do on like a Thursday before the game or something. They walk through. Yep, yep, yep. A, pro pads, men, pro pads. Pro pads was such a relief We're tag off We're tag off We're tag off

We're not taking them to the ground We're tag off pro pads I was like Pro pads To bring the Jordan shorts out Sick shorts Sick shorts Sick short

Michigan State College basketball once What's up? Yeah yeah I'm pretending like I'm pretending like I got a Like I got an offer here What's up? The baggiest shorts man

Hey You got like you remember you'd have like not a high school football podcast but you'd have like your game cleats and then your practice cleats but then you kind of have one in the middle too

like the practice cleats you'd have ones that were just like beat to hell you know had the hard the big spikes on there because you'd probably be on the practice field then you had your game cleats you had your game cleats that were like hey those are reserved

but then on like a ProPad day it's like hey you know what I can bring out these little remixes here that are still pretty nice. They're a little beaten up, but they're still like, this is ProPad Day, dude. We're on the turf. We're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good.

Some soft cleats from two years ago that I didn't really wear. Hey, crazy, crazy move. When it would be late October getting to playoff season, maybe a super cold practice day. walk-through day. The Coach P sweatpants. The champion sweatpants that you'd wear with the pro pads. Sick. Sick.

Real sick move. Nah, I'm not going tights under shorts. We're just going sweatpants. Sweets, babe. All gray. What's up? Heather Gray, baby. Hoodie on.

When people were in hoodies underneath their pads. And one kid would put the hood over his helmet. Arm Brewster, dude. Come on! Doing jumping jacks with it. Never the cool kid. Never the cool kid, dude, that shit. The kid that makes you just put your hand in your face,

be like, bro, get together. You're not doing shit. How about like when you're younger and the ones like we're out on the field? Just forever, bro. The ones would just be going through like, you know, and you're not getting in. And you're just sitting in the back.

that back row of guys like that they don't like that they're never going to be like Molaro because you're a sophomore so you're just back there dude for like it seems like two and a half hours and you're like making up games trouble dude

like yo see if you can spit in this cone on the first try like the top of it kind of had a guy on watch yeah and just see see what Position coach is kind of like peeking around, you know? Yeah. I was always friends.

You're like, I always made sure I was friends with like Aaron Puninelli. Because like his dad, his dad's the dean and the quarterback coach. I'm like, dog, if he's getting away with this, I'm getting away with this. Yep. Smart. Very, very smart. Yeah, the kickers doing God knows. what during that. The conversations

did all on back there, dude. Like, I feel like, I remember, I think the first time I ever heard about Blue Waffle was in the back row of one of those practice days. Those are the first memes, dude, back there in that row. The funniest stuff was happening, and there were so many groups of different, like, people

bouncing around. You ever, like, walk down that line? Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys are down? What are you guys talking about. If somebody killed your family, how would you kill them? I'd be like, I guess I pull off all their all their toenails. What did you say? Like, all this crazy. And just so many different crazy. No one's paying attention to what's going. No. It was all about balancing the look of, yes, I'm engaged here, but then also getting in the most jokes and having the most fun. Like, you had to walk that line so much.

You know? How bad you just wanted to take off your helmet the whole time? Strapped up! Yeah, yeah. You couldn't do it. Dude, I remember. So insane. I remember my sophomore year.

There was so many kids on the team and it was so impossible for the coaches to keep track of anything that literally there'd be injured kids who would just be over there on the sidelines sitting on the bench, just openly texting. just like on their phone. Could you do that? You're injured, so I guess you're like, don't matter at all. Oh, I remember. Like, that's what I was thinking.

I was like, you're just like sexting some girl right here. Right. While this is all going on and you don't feel any guilt about it. And then finally, eventually our coach like came up and was like, hey, I just think it's a bad look. You need to be a little bit more invested. well everybody out here's working that doesn't mean you can't be working mentally

injured guys always blowing it man injured guys 38 of them they didn't have they didn't there wasn't enough at stake for them because what they get caught in trouble like they're not going to make them take off and run

can't run right okay being injured just a blessing sometimes yeah I'll ride the stationary bike for 15 minutes I don't have to do anything today. What a crazy life. Can't help you carry the cooler out. I'm injured.

Yeah. My shoulder. It's always like a nondescript. Yeah. There's no sling or cast or anything, but it's like, yeah, my, my AC joints messed. My shoulder is messed up. My finger. What?

Are you sure you can't play it? dude. Can't play. Okay. Can't play. The reason that I got, like, I think that we're so fired up about this high school football talk is because the high school that, one, our high school clip. But then two, the high school that we went to, semi-state going down this Friday night. And they invited all the former players back to come and like line the woods. Do you remember that? Never do that for you guys? No way.

It's like line the woods for the team to walk through to get all jacked and everything. So I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about turning up. I'm thinking about showing out there. That's this Friday? Yeah. I'll be there. Yeah. Hey, perfect time for us.

I got the Michael Myers masks, baby. Oh my God, the way I would go to that, though. Oh, and do stuff like that. Oh, what are you wearing? Probably just like a stealer starter jacket or something. Dude, if I went, I'd straight up make a shirt that just says, I love Jason Warner. Just standing there with a screen mask and a shirt that says,

I love Jason Warner with a fake knife. Dude, I might go on eBay and see if I could find like an old game-born Warner jersey. You're not finding that, dog. You're not finding that because he's already looked. Because I look every night at 8.45 p.m. Alarm set every night. Clockwork! Looking for my Warner jersey.

You mess around find a Tim Surgy? Let me know. Oh. Not a local podcast, not a local podcast. Just dudes that you just looked up to when you were playing football. Like, everybody can relate. Everybody has like, bro, that guy. There's no athlete that you'll ever love or remember as much as that first one that you, of the high school that you were going to, that you would go to those games when you were a kid.

And you're like, that guy is the best player I've ever seen in my life. He's the coolest dude ever. You'll be, I will be 70 years old and Jason Warner will be like 78, 780, whatever. And I'll still be like, that is the baddest man alive. I'll still be around him. Still. Still. You're like he's going to Texas.

Like he's going to Texas in your mind I dude I just have the two Michael Myers masks over here Just staring at me like the green goblin Talking to you They're just already whispering to me Like you won't wear me out Into the woods on Friday night

Ha ha ha ha ha The other ones chiming in is like Do your best sales pitch to Pulitzer you bitch you won't I'll fly in It's semi state Yeah Hot chocolate sidelines

First one First one they're hosting Since Werner Since like 2004 We were probably both there They probably both storm the field Columbus East Oh that game was so lit

Oh my God I remember that Every time Stevie Brown Yeah Every time he touched the ball Electric And there was somebody In the Columbus East crowd

that had one of those horn. I'm like, how'd you get that in? How'd you fit a semi? It was so sick, bro. I was like, they brought that? Just every time. And I feel like he had like seven scoop score fumbles. You know when you're like not watching the game,

but you're just like. You just look up every time the crowd goes crazy and it's the same guy running. You're like he has to have 40 touchdowns. This is a mate. Like what? What does this guy do? Like, I wish I was kind of watching the game, but like there's this girl that doesn't like me that I'm obsessed with.

And we have practice tomorrow morning on our wet field at 8 a.m. So, I don't know. Dude, yeah. Nothing killed the vibe more. The Friday football practice tomorrow, 8 a.m. Wetest field of all time. There's something about the dew in the Midwest that was just. Uh-huh.

Who poured out a swimming pool on our field? Yeah. I'm like, did it rain? Did it rain? Second you step on that field, socks wet through the cleats already. Oh, couldn't be more uncomfortable. You're stretching on the ground, your whole back soaked. I'm like, is it our draining system?

Like, my God. You're running even slower. You're way down so much. You're like 12 pounds heavier just because of the wet from your pads and your socks and cleats. that was the thing too we weren't doing pro pads either we're full pads full padded practice

pro before a game day before a game pro pads from fifth grade to eighth grade my ass yeah right dude come on

just give me one day pro pads let me be loose how much faster were you in shorts oh my god oh you were like you're like Barry Sanders bro reverse and field all of a sudden.

I didn't know I could do that. Hey, hey, full, full pads, Tiki Barber. Pro pads, Lisham McCoy. Out there. And one mixtape football in pro pads.

Catching screen passes. They're calling plays for you all of a sudden. Pro pads, dude. Right when I put on the pants. What's that a quote about they didn't know who I was until I put on the mask?

Yeah, from Bain. you know what I care who I was once I put on the mask once I put on the pants once I put all the pants no one cared who I was once I put on the pants

exactly no one cares because you suck you're just fucking Johnny stiff joint I did I can move my knee up this much in pants right because the shoulder pads were already limiting like

you really couldn't make any cool catches because the shoulder pads are just so big but at least when you had the freedom of the legs it equaled it out dude big shoulder pads pants I'm like how does anyone play football big shoulder pads tight pants wet ground I'm like I don't want to play anymore

no no no I just go play bad and have way more fun that's why I don't care when guys like you see guys in college that like hike their pants up. They have like biker. They're doing that because the pro pads thing. Full mobility. And I'm like it's not a great look.

But like that kicker that literally had shorts on. I get it, dude. Those kickers legs have to like really swing. And pads with knee pads above your knee like you, bro, you're not, you're not moving your leg at all. Yeah. So I'm thinking about I'm leaning. I'm leaning.

You got to go. back in a while. Maybe collect some of the old, collect some of the old boys, get back out there and relive the glory days. Half blue face, half red face.

Dude, the hot chocolate with like the little the little like cotton mittens, you know? Like your hands aren't freezing so you don't need like full gloves, but like just a little,

just a little something to keep them warm. 17 mini marshmallows in it. It's hard as a rock, all of them. Perfect. So, good, man. Yep. I'm doing it. Sold. Michael's, Michael Myers mask? TPD.

Back pocket. Just in case. You know people put stuff in their back pocket? Like, just in case they're going to wear it. It falls out. Some kid picks it up. That's his origin story. I would get so mad at the kid. Give me that. I mean, yo, can I get that? Because that's something I would, like, if that happened to me, if I saw a Michael Myers mask on a ground out of Ron Collieville, football game and I was in eighth grade. That's mine, dog. That is my. You're never seeing that again.

It's a hot item. Ground score. Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it though. You got a few days to make a decision. You got a few days to make a decision. So not too late. Let's see.

Not too late. That would be hype, dude. Biggest idiots ever. They'd be so pissed if we both showed up at the same time. Anyways. We would have to bring the horn. I'd find a way to rent a horn. Are you talking about the Vuvusuela thing?

That's like, no, no. I'm talking about like, not those. I'm talking about like a high powered like semi-truck horn. I don't know what it even looks like, but they probably sell it out like tractor supply co or something. But somebody's dad up in the corner, Columbus East, visitor just, uh, any time some big play. I happen.

I'm over here. I'm over here behind the bleachers. It's so funny how you never watch the game. It's... Dude, that gets me hype, man. Yeah. All right, I'll search for it after this.

We'll find one. Big horn, rental. Big. That's what I type in and go. Here's my big horn rental. This isn't. looking good. Big loud? Loud? Loud?

There we're rental. Oh, it's just a megaphone thing. That's not loud enough, bro. This thing was like industrial. Like it was some dad like had to own a company. It was just like, yeah, I'm going to bring it to the game. That, those Columbus folks, man, you know, they're probably

real handy with it. Probably just ripped it out of one of their trucks. Somehow set it up that way. Columbus East always scared. Hey, Olympians. Their nickname? Pretty tight. I was like, well, who gave you the right to just call all your Olympians?

Good Lord. I didn't know we could do that. All right. Let's get to the clubhouse here. Team these guys at gmail.com. I'm just going to random. I'm just going to go through, click. If they've been waiting a few weeks, sorry, but we got some catching up to do.

Team these guys at gmail.com. Let's go to add them. Adam with two D's. A, D-D-A-M. Adam says, nothing beats us. These guys, first time, long time, and always look forward to when the new episode drops. As I was driving to work,

I happened to see a new pizza joint opening up. Lo and behold, the place is called Nothing Beatsa Chenello's Pizza. Oh, man. Looks like a Papa John's has some competition. I wonder if the owners are in the clubhouse? This sparked conversation about all the funny names we have for restaurants. Icky Malay, Chick-fil-A, McDanks, McDonald's, and Bobby Shmurda King, Burger King.

Wow. I was wondering if you had any other nicknames for restaurants or random things on the daily. I can't make it out to Chicago, but I hope to catch a show on the East Coast soon. Slab my ass with the tomagacci that I begged my parents to get me from Toys R Us to prove I could take care of a real animal, but wound up failing miserably. Sent from my same son, Juke. He did send a picture of the nothing beats at Chanello's pizza. That's wild. what's um what's his name

Adam with two Ds a damn a damn Batesa it is that's a different way to spell it yeah trying to find this

that's so crazy that their marketing is the title they're just like screw it we're just doing the title is the marketing all in one

that's a lot of words on a sign I love people with like unorthodox signs. I'm like, hell yeah. Nothing beats a Chenella's pizza pizza right there, bro, in the flesh on a building. It's good to see. Crazy. You probably can't see that, but I'll, yeah. I got to wonder what the market, like, I got to wonder what the meetings were with the investors of the company,

like the family had started. It was like, hear me out. We put, we put, we put. We put B-A-on-there. They're like, what, how do you even spell that? It's easy. It's just how it sounds. B-E-A-T-Z-A.

What are you missing here? Yeah, what a wild call. That's just like the dad being like, put that on there. Yeah, put that on there. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Got real excited about that idea and nobody could talk them down from it and it was like, well, nobody will be saying it. Everybody will be saying it. It's been around town.

Nothing beats a. Nothing beats a. I don't really have any names for other restaurants. I don't either. I was trying to think. I usually just make them like acronyms. A little BK. I remember when my little brain was so mind-blown

when my dad would say, I think a little Mickey D's? Dude, I don't think any dad ever has even said, McDonald's before. I think they just my dad too. Mickey D's, dude. Mickey D's. Hey, but all moms have never said Mickey D's. No. No. You've never heard a mom

say. Actually, I think they'd rather die than say Mickey D's. Yeah, be funny is if they had, the moms had the reverse S, the reverse S syndrome. So they, you know, instead of J.C. Penny and Kroger, it's J.C. Pennies and Kroger's. Instead of, McDonald's. They're just like, yeah, we're going to get McDonald.

I'd die. Oh. You guys want some McDonald? You've never heard that from my mom. They're always adding that ass. No, mom, we're getting Mickey D's. Mickey D's. But Mickey D's.

Talk like your father. Little TB, little Taco Bell. Yeah, I always just make it short. Or just like nickname it's something out. You know what I mean? A little BR 31? Batson Robbins Bessie Robinson

Hey Colver Football coach style Colvers Colby Colv City Cove City trying to go to Colv City

just start saying stuff like that DQ Yeah you're right DQ is a big one Dairy Queen Well DQ A little DQ

After the ball game You play out It's a DQ Like you don't want to say The full name Because it's too dangerous You know saying Dairy Queen would just be too much

like wow say DQ keep it low key we don't need everybody to know that we're going to DQ or getting ice cream after that Colby Come on let's get some Colby Colby

Colby is it the Butterburger joint or is it the fullback who has a cowboy collar just lays wood Colby number 47 Colby's number 47 Huge dude can squat down the whole house, man. Oh, yeah.

Hey, can't figure out what length sock to wear. Colvi Rockin Mids, weirdo Mids. Not all black, all black cleats ever. Just like so super dark, looks so slow. With white socks that like, yeah, it's not a no show. It's not a mid or full. It's just kind of. Right there, right there slightly above the ankle.

That weird shoe carnival length. All right, Colby. Doesn't really talk. Just, just hits, dude. Just there to block. Just there to kick out the end. Hey, speaks with his pads. Program guy.

That's interesting about Ike, Malay. My dad always says chickafilla. I don't know Yeah I bet your dad has a lot of those Can always get down with them too Targey for Target Chick-fil-a

You say that Chick-villa Little Papa J's Lil C's on the way home Hey B Little C's on the way home Think about little C's B What? My dad's definitely

said that like a million times. Little C's? You already have the shortest ass name ever. Your dad still shortens it. Got nothing more. Guys love shortening stuff, dude. The most minimal things. B, you know?

As if your name's like Broderick or something. I know. What are you thinking, B? All right. Let's go to Griffin. Griffin says weed kids slept in the basement. Oh, boy's long time listeners, second time emailer.

Me and my friend have been working on a theory and want to know you're depending on it. The theory is that a kid's development from ages 10 to 18 depends on one major thing. Where was their childhood bedroom? We've always found our friends that had their childhood bedroom in the basement. Are the friends that first got into chew getting with girls and boozing? Basement bedroom kids were also the kids that always had girls over, maybe even overnight. in high school and got away with it because their parents were sleeping upstairs. Basement kids always were up to no good, but never got caught because of them being downstairs.

For example, the following kids would have had a basement bedroom. Weed kid, the kid that showed up with a tent on the first day of eighth grade, the kid in your ninth grade class that already had gotten with a girl, Travis Kelsey, J.P. Losephor. Dude. Can we make that a thing? Oh, my God. Growing up, my bedroom was right beside my. my parents upstairs. This resulted in me and my other upstairs bedroom friends, not taking part

in any of these things while I lived at home because I would get caught. Upstairs bedroom kids include Kirk Cousins, all the Manning brothers, the kid in your 12th grade class that wasn't allowed to go out ever, been Paul Feinbaum. Oh my God. I love this. Curious what you boys think about this. By the way, I'm guessing Ben's room was in the basement as a kid. I'll not hang up a list and sit from a pay phone I used outside of Mark Sanchez's court hearing Oh my Dude what a

What email email Email the year Yeah Griffin Griffel of Fame Clubhouse Hall of Fame email Print it out Pin it to the wall

In the clubhouse Oh JPM Lozman You can say that In any context I'll roll on the ground That's absolutely correct Man

knocked it out of the park And I don't See that's that's the interesting thing about Ben is that like I bet your room was right next to your mom's like Ben I feel like you grew up in a pretty strict household yeah I wouldn't wouldn't we didn't have a basement bro like too much trouble but my room was like yeah it was just normal but then you had to be liberated you know you're you grew up under some strict household and then once you got your taste of

of the Johnson life, then it just took over and you just ran with it. I don't think I knew anybody with that slept in the basement. That's crazy. Like I knew dudes that had basements, but their rooms weren't down there. That is like, you feel like you're not even part of the family.

Uh-huh. I slept in the basement my senior year of high school. Oh, yeah. That's the year to do it right there. I took We have just moved into a new house That had a basement Dangerous

Dangerous And I was like Yeah I was like I'm just gonna put my mattress down here So it's kind of like my own like Lof situation You know kind of like my own apartment You know Bro that's a little sick

Had a little bar set up Had a mini fridge down there And a TV And you're just watching Steelers games down there Yeah Hey Oh my God Did you have a door

Or to the outside? No, it wasn't a walkout thing. That would be crazy. No, no, no. Sergeant sneak out. Yeah, not doing that. But hey, me every night. Just down there, just got my secret water bottle.

Oh, so many secret things going on down there. You could have your homie staying in your room for four days. No, do it. No. Mattress down there? Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's all cool and fun. kind of scared at night though

Mr. Cool guy when the game's on right when Sunday night football ends what was that noise in the laundry room down here but you know what there weren't any windows oh nice not that bad still scary is there somebody by the stairs that made me feel safe because

I'm locked down here man my only problem was I was like shit like if something were to happen like a fire or something upstairs like I'm screwed there's no getting out let it burn baby let the gods decide your fate at that point you're living your senior year that's trouble man yeah I wasn't allowed I wasn't I would never be allowed to do something like that I couldn't even sleep on the couch too much fun we've talked about that yeah there's like you want to to have just a little bit of a differentiator

sometimes it's like, let me just crash on the couch down here. I'm an NFL network on. Come on. Right. Playing video games or something? No, my mom would come down at 2 a.m. Be like, you need to go.

You need to go. Yeah. Can't do anything around here, man. Damn. It's got a Greg, reminiscing from TG 68. Listen to these guys, 68, and you guys are talking about

when you got punished and weren't allowed to watch the game as your punishment. It was always like best game, the girl you had a crush on, even watched it. And it's talking about it the next day with your homies and you have nothing to contribute because you were too busy sitting in your bed thinking about if Big Ben was lighting up the defense every second.

And you could hear the game in your parents' room, but not loud enough to know what was going on. By far, the worst punishment ever was that. Then you guys talked about drug dogs at school. Remember when you have a fire drill during a test or a quiz and how mad the teacher would get and had to reschedule it, it's negative 10 degrees outside and you're in a t-shirt and sweatpants because it's a thousand degrees in the school. then everyone comes inside freezing to death

and shivering for that three minute fire drill. What were we actually doing? That's child abuse. Slap my ass with a big bend to Plexico touchdown pass against the Patriots on Halloween in 2004. Sent from my LG flip phone that I was terrified of how much money I was putting on the bill every time I used the internet option on it

to look up something on the bus ride home from school. Greg. Yeah, I wonder how much that was. Surfing the web on the bus? See, I still get paranoid about the early days when you only had so many text messages a month that you could send. And it was only like 200. And the second you went over 200, you'd get that message to your phone.

It would go straight to your mom's phone too because you're on the same plan. You'd be like, this number and your payment plan has gone over the limit of text messages. And they would get charged every single time you send another one. Are you see? I never had that problem, dude. I think my dad had some crazy plan that was just like unlimited or something because I never had any restraints on texting.

I wouldn't like text in a ton but I was like I remember that because some of my friends would be like I can't text I'm very serious for you can't text me. Dude the first yeah the first two years. I was like you're poor. You're poor dog.

That's crazy. You can't text. The first two years I had a cell phone man. That was oh my God it was a nightmare. Because sometimes Sometimes I make it Towards the end of the month I'd be like

All right I think I'm I think I'm solid here We're doing a good job Sometimes it'd be like Five days into the billing period All of a sudden Get that message

I'm like how do I make this stretch Talking this chick What the hell am I supposed to do Caller And I'm like how rich are these girls That they can just let them fly all day Yeah These girls

They got unlimited text And they're using it For fucking Facebook or MySpace At the time or whatever Like they're on the internet with it Yeah happened talking about nothing all day. The calls, too.

I remember you couldn't call during the day. This is some old. This is like feels old saying this. Yeah, B, uh, no talking on the phone until after 7.30. Like on my dad's cell phone plan. He was free. Calls are free after seven.

What? Yeah, dude. We had sprint. And after seven o'clock, you could call people for free. But like during the day, because I remember I talked on the phone. with my girlfriend for like two hours on like a like a weekday like July like July 12th like

Wednesday not shit going on I think it was like after school one day you know how you like get home from school and like you see your call you know I mean like you just sit on AIM I just sit on the phone with nobody talking you're just on the phone for like three hours I was on the phone with her like who knows what we were talking about no you weren't talking about anything you would just like be you'd run out of shit to talk about but you'd still like keep the phone call going. That was weird. The first time you'd call your girlfriend, you like didn't know what to talk about. I remember having like talking points. Like if we don't, if we don't have anything to say, I'll like bring that up. Like at the same time, they weren't doing anything to help out the conversation.

Yeah. Like you guys are fearless. I'm up here. I got a plan. Like I got back emergency things to talk about. It was like chicks. I mean, no, even then like they're there. They, they, you know, they, even knew at that young of an age way back in that time in like 2005, 2006. It's like, this is on them. Like, they're coming to me. I hold the power here. It's on you to figure the shit out. For sure. God, what a... So, like, did you really... Bad place to be in. Do you, did you hear that, did Mrs. Jaffe really say that today? And second period? They'd be like, um, I don't know. I don't, I wasn't in that class. Oh, oh, okay. Because I, I like heard that she,

but I don't know, you're stumbling everywhere. Then she, you're like, you're like, yeah, but I mean, it's pretty crazy.

It's pretty funny. Yeah. I hate that. You're like, no chemistry on the phone. I'd be like, is this even her? Is this her sister?

Right. She hates me. This is going nowhere, dude. Like, this is, this is bad. But then like you get off the phone

immediately, like, a. I.M. pops up from her. You're like, oh, shit.

I'm back in. Let's see how this went. Yeah. Go to AIM and see how the phone call went. I just want to be like, do you still like me? Are you going to break up with me? Are you going to break up with me because I was weird on the phone? Hey, hey.

Yeah, but like your first message that pops up from me, bling. Hi with like a emoji. Where was this? I did my thing on the phone. Where was this? Yeah, where's all the flirty? Where's the flirty? You're all talk.

all bark, no bite. That's like a, that's like a, should be like a middle school modern Seinfeld. Now we're talking. Now I'm flying home. Weird on the phone. Yeah. Had no chemistry on the phone.

No chemistry on the phone. I was always trying to like, I'm like, always make it funny. Like I was always going to be in a place where I could like walk around. Like I didn't want to be trapped. Like, dude, if I'm on my phone in my room,

I'm like it's not going to be a good conversation. But if I'm like walking around in my backyard or something, I'm like, yo, we can make some things happen out here. Got some visuals. Yeah. Yeah. You can kind of play by play it. See what's going down.

Oh, and I really believe this bunny just ran by. Yeah, dog barked. Oh my God. Wait. What kind of dog? Yeah. Options. Now you start lying.

Gotta keep up with all your lies. I did have a dog, but like. Then she asked you again. you're like, I never had a dog. No, that happens at like the bonfire. She gets mad at you. She actually gets mad at you. I thought you said you had a dog.

I never had a dog. Why are you yelling at me? Oh, my God. You lied and you yelled at me. Hey, young clubhouse. Young clubhouse out there. It's listening. Just going to hear from here to tell you.

Still happens. You lied. and you yelled at me. 32, married for six years, still happens. Oh, every day,

I'm sure. Yeah, but you couldn't call people before 730 on sprint, on Verizon, 18, singular,

remember singular, that orange guy? All the hot girls had singular. Every hot girl had singular. That's the title. But that was 930.

You had to wait until 930 you called people. Oh man. Not happening. Hey, weekend's free though for everybody. Weekends free. See, I don't even, by the time, see, that's the thing is that by the time that the cell phone came around, the cell phone option came around, I was still calling on the home phone. So then by the time that the real cell phone came about, I totally skipped the calling on the cell phone part because then I'll just text. Sometimes your girl would want to like call and talk. Yeah.

That was a relief, dude, because we've talked about this before. We've got to call your girl's home phone and her dad answers or her mom answers or sister answers. And you're just like, this is a whole. And I'm like, can you just call me? Like, it'd be so much easier. I got to go through this whirl, this car wash of your family just to. And I'm like, you're not like waiting for this call. Pray for, pray for anyone but the dad.

Always. Yeah, just a second. Have I talked about this before? or one, yeah. You, they pick up the phone. Oh, shit, it's them. Hey, um, hi, is Alyssa there? May I ask you who you're speaking with?

You know who this is. Don't play dumb with me. Don't play dumb with me, Mr. Gillum. All right, dude. I know, you got the upper hand. I get it. Okay. But my, yeah, I think I've talked about this before.

My mom, it always pissed me off, dude. my mom should always just be like, is he pleased? Like, is Alyssa there, please? It doesn't even make sense. I know, I don't want to sound like a nerd. I don't want to sound like a nerd. Yeah, that's a fragment. That's not even a complete sentence.

So dumb. The politeness on the phone was so overrated. Hello, Plitzee's mask, who's calling? Shut up. Like, just, dude, I think even hello is weird. Hello? I'm like, when have I ever said hello in my life? If you're just walking down the street and somebody going, hello, you'd be like, that guy's an alien. I'm never talking to that guy again.

Hello. Shut. That's true. Who's saying? We're answering the phone like that still, dude. So how do you answer the phone? Hello? Can idiot.

But I'm sick of it. You know what I mean? You of all people, you don't hit him with a sup. Well, I mean, it's just. depends who it is. But I'm thinking like, I don't know who's calling days. Hello? Like, if it's a random number, hello? Dude. If it's like you, I'm like, what up? Yeah. But that's where you hit him with this is my big one that I've transitioned to. I've dropped the hello. I just go straight.

This is Joey. Not bad, right? Speechless, bro. It's a good move. Let's cut. Hey, trim the fat. Joey. Because that's all I want to know when I'm calling you. And I don't know who I've never called you before. All right. Come on. Now it's straight from the jump, you know? Then it's like, hey, I do what's calling Joey?

Boom, we're getting into it. Cool. Always feels awkward. Like you're talking to a brand or something. They call you. I'm like, hello? But I'm like, are you my girlfriend? Like what?

Try that on for size next time. Oh, I'm trying it. Good. Screw on. I'm gonna just go I can you know about this? Yeah, that's how I actually did it from now. Skat!

Get them out! What was that? No, what's going on? This is Ben. Get up! Let's go to Charlie. 5.53 in the fourth quarter. It's the title.

What up, boys? Charlie and Boulder here. Wow, that was Rake. Thought about sending this email literally all game this week on SNF. Chargers for Steelers. Steelers just muffed upon. I'm almost positive.

I heard Joey saying, what the? It's fundamental. He can't even catch the ball. And Ben turning on the game because he forgot what day it is just in time to see it. It's great. Get him on, get him on, get him, go, go, get him, go, get him. Before realizing he's burning whatever dinner he's cooking at 8 p.m. in L.A. and speed down with Papa John's for some pizza.

I love how they know me, bro. That's exactly what I do. Burning shit. Wondering if you guys ever thought of going live on IG during a game and commentating. I'm sure you both are. super busy, but it would be cool even for just a half of one of those games on the weekend. These guys fucking game of the weekend, whether it's college or NFL, I would airplay it to my TV. Smack my ass with the face towel, Joey slowly drags across his, let's see.

Smack my ass with the towel Joey slowly drags across his face tonight before bed as he wonders. What would it be like to be a fan of any other organization just so I didn't have to repeat the different year's same ending? You guys killed every week. Tuesdays are now the day my girlfriend says, wait, is this is it? it your sports guys podcast day and I say no for the thousands of time because I don't listen to sports podcasts. What a poem.

It gets it. Yeah, we, we've talked about doing something like that before. Everybody that listens to espresso, like there's a running joke that's like still waiting for you and Joey to live stream like a video game. Still waiting.

Kenny Cruz, bro. Dude, every time without fail. Yep, still waiting for that day. Just still waiting on it. Didn't you guys say you're going to rent a PlayStation or something? Yeah. We can easily do that.

Easy. Throw the phone on. We did that with NFL Blitz one time during COVID. Yeah, we did. I was sick. And I was the Vikings and the quarterback was Brad Johnson. and every time he got the ball, Johnson.

Johnson! Is that legal? When are you coming back to indie? Or like when are you making your way back this? Friday 7 p.m. Friday 7 p.m. With a horn in my hand. Because I'm looking at the bowl schedule right now.

Why do I think Chicago Bulls? We've all, we've all. I mean, me and Ben have talked about like, what would be the best way? We wouldn't be the best. What would be like to where there's not like a whole bunch of other live streams going on? Like we're not going to do the fucking Super Bowl or like, you know, whatever, you know. So we're like obviously some random ass bowl like right by Christmas sometime during then. And if it's just for a half or it's for the whole game.

But I'm looking. And like Wednesday, December 17th, the 68. Ventures Bowl at 830 p.m. It's got to be Oklahoma State in that game. Tuesday, December 23rd, 9 p.m. the Frisco Bowl. Got to be Texas Tech in that one. Those are some options that come out to me because right before Christmas, people will probably have some downtime. It's late at night.

So like your girl can go to bed. You can put the kids down. I can put the kids down. And we can really get like set up. And we go live on YouTube even. that way you really could airplay it. You know, you could, like, stream it to your phone or stream it to your TV. So we would show us and the game. I really know how that would work. You have to have that cable.

There's a cable that you can buy that, like, half and halves your screen. Oh, really? Yeah. See, I didn't even think about half and half because I was, like, probably put it up on, or people can just put us up on their laptop and to watch the game, like, have the game up there, too. or we could do like a picture and picture and have one on the corner screen, you know, and have like the little game down there, but then have us, I don't even know if that's possible.

Probably have to have, like you said, that cord or somebody who's better with tech than we are. Clubhouse cast? But like something like that, yeah, where it's like randomly like a Wednesday night right before the holidays, people have some downtime, low pressure, like, you know, it's not like it's the national championship or like the Rose Bowl or the Super Bowl where there's like 18,000 other live streams going on. Like, just get a little 68 bowl with me and Politi and we'll fuck around for like the first half or something.

Maybe like take questions at halftime. I don't fucking know. Could just do, just pop in comments throughout the entire thing. We could read them off. But yeah, I mean, that's a great idea. It's just a matter of like Ben being in town, setting up the schedule of making it happen and doing it. just whatever

ball game San Jose states in that game. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one for sure. Let's see. Let's go

to Matt. How was Hakeem Nix not a Hall of Fame? Thank God. Clubhouse Hall of Fame. First time, long time. Checking in from Rome, Italy. Just wanted to say is a Midwest kid living,

living abroad for five years now. I appreciate the hours of laughs and nostalgia, despite not being a nostalgia podcast. I look forward to your episodes every week. I'll text my buddies random NFL running backs because I get so fired up listening to you guys chop it up like we used to every day back home. I'm returning to the U.S. permanently now,

and I think this pod has helped me stay connected to my roots and appreciate where I'm from even more. Latavius Murray from Matt, sent from my LG envy. Send a picture with it, Ben. Sent a picture. We got our first picture of one of the phones from Matt. who's been based in Rome the last five years. So that's great to hear, Matt.

Welcome back. And glad we could help you out, man. That's awesome. It's a slick-looking phone, man. It's got it all, man. It's got like the full keyboard, actual buttons. So it would make a clack sound. This was the phone.

That's nice. That's nice. I thought it was so crazy when your phone could open up like that and you could tell it. Oh, my God. But it's an actual keyboard. Like it's not just the iPhone where the letters on the screen. You're pressing buttons.

Feels good. Forget about the buttons, baby. And like ringtones, dude, ringtones were insane on those phones. They were powerful, super loud. Yeah, it's something that I never quite took advantage of. And I think probably because it costs extra, of course, you know. Well, there was a lot. There was a time when ringtones were big.

Oh, man. And like you have a good ring. We on fire. Up in here. It's burning hot. We on fire. Hello? We're getting loose in this motherfucker.

Like the roof on fire. Hello? Mom. Mom, no. I'm not ready to be kicked up yet, Mom. It's your birthday and you know you want to ride. Hello. You've officially been chopped in screw.

Screw, scroo, chop, chopped and screwed. Hey, coach. It's the most, like, craziest song. I got the magic stick. I know if I could hit once, I could hit twice. Hey, grandma. Yeah, I got your birthday card. Thank you.

Bite down. Baby I can't lie, I'm still in the club. Hey, grandpa. Popping bottles with my drinking liquor smoking butt. That song still gets you so hyped, dude. I think it's just because I just, I picture myself immediately in a white waffle shirt and some baggy ass gray sweatpants and I'm Travis Kelsey. Red stain on your waffle shirt, though. Trying to pretend like it's not there.

pretending like it's not there at a high school basketball game. He like has a stain on his shirt. He like thinks he's hot shut. Wait. Does he have a stain? Wait. He's like street smart. So I don't care that.

He has a stain weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Girls, anything like anything like anything like that for me or you, they'd be like, okay. But then some kid like that's actually kind of hot. He just doesn't give a thought. I'm like, dude! Staines on my shirt all the time! Yeah, but like, you're just like really trying too hard, and it's pretty obvious.

Like, he just doesn't give a fuck. He just doesn't care. He's like, whatever. He's like, chill. Wait. All right. You like smell like shit. He doesn't give up.

Let's end with Ryan. Ryan says, Stikin' know about this? Stikin. Hey, fellas, after the cold, Sals Gardner trade, I found myself thinking, did Kate, coach Shane Steak and nobody's? Oh, man. Or did new Colts owner, Carly Ursette Gordon, cooked this one up on her own.

Either way, slap my ass with an Advent calendar because I'm a Christmas bitch. Good to hear from you, Ryan. Same. Sauce Gardner, man. Yeah. Pretty sick. Too good to be true. Not going to lie.

Trent Richardson all over again Right when they did it I was like well don't get your hopes up everybody Been down this road before Carly Ursaid Gordon Sig Can we just start calling her Sig Nice

Think old coach Signetti's got that on lock I know damn Maybe she could be a She'd be a different brand Because he's got the like Marlborough logo Maybe she can be like menthol Too many names.

Too many names. Yeah, that is sick, though. Sauce Gardner. Not a sports podcast, so we don't know. I don't know how to, yeah. I don't even know how to navigate this subject. What? Sauce Gardner.

Oh, my God. Hey, bring back the horsey sauce shirts that we made 17 years ago, though. I still think about that design. Horsesies sauce? Who's not buying that? The font, man. What drunk guy isn't buying that outside of the Lucas Oil Stadium? Oh, yeah, dude.

Five bucks a pop, dude? What's up? I'm wearing this all day. Hey, red Gatorade stain immediately. They just have them on there. Always red. Always red with the white shirts. Pink, it turns pink because you try to, like, go to the bathroom and, like, get it out.

Now it's pink. No. Can't ever be any other, any other color besides that. Just the brightest, brightest red. People doing this to you all day. What's that? And also, to be fair, it's like, it was never your fault, I felt like. It would be some shit where, like, you would have it.

And then somebody would just come by and bump your elbow an accident. God, dude. Of course. Or it's a black and mild, like, ash thing. The hole. No, that's the shit where they'd be like, like, that's so hot. he like smokes. In every pair of Jordan shorts you have.

He doesn't give a fuck and he smokes. So he's like hot. It's like hot that he doesn't care. Like this guy's got like a one seven GPA. He's going nowhere. He's been injured on the football team the whole year. Everybody talks about he's like so tough and like, you know, he's such like a badass,

but he's literally been on the sidelines and cargo shorts. the entire year. Just because he like wears Tim's too. And he has like long hair kind of. And he has subs in his car. My girlfriend's crush is here. And he asked for tinted windows for Christmas last year. And he got him.

His dad's like rich, but you don't know what he does. You know? But he tries to play the whole like, oh, I'm a badass. I'm so down and out. But yeah,

his dad picked him up in an escalate. Doesn't have a job. So much money though. Meanwhile, me and you have $80. Just trying to make it happen, dude. Just trying so hard. These are all the guys that we see nowadays and they're like super clean cut, put together.

Most business professional guy ever. So happy for our success. Yeah. Look at your guys stuff. I never watched any of it. You haven't seen a damn thing. You don't even follow. You hate us deep down.

And you know what? You talk shit about us behind our backs. It's fine. You know what? We hate you too. Hey, but 22nd, Chicago. Yeah. See you there.

Oh, yeah. December 22nd coming up. Next week, Thanksgiving show. Always a fun of. We get these guys talking Thanksgiving. I got to go back to Indy. What am I doing? Probably make that a little bit longer.

Just, you know, and we do every year because everybody's, you know, over the river and through the woods. The grandmother's house, we go, as they say. And, yeah, so a lot of good, a lot of good exciting stuff coming up, man. We love you guys. Team these guys at gmail.com. Keep sending them in. Hey, if you want to. Send in your email for the show.

Yeah, for the show. If you want to let us know what bowl game, you would maybe want us to circle a night or date. That would maybe work well. We could start playing that out. Maybe that's like something for people, you know, go to the live show because it's a live show and it's different. It's more special and fun. But maybe we can work something out for, you know, clubhouse that's in Rome or clubhouse that's in New Jersey or Canada or whatever. And, you know, we can watch a bowl game.

So Ben's going to be in Sacramento here soon. Sacramento on the fourth, Phoenix, 12th and 13th in Chicago. The 22nd. See you, babes there. With me. Get your merchie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Live pod. Live pod. 20 second. Live pod. Bring your wife and girlfriend. Get them merch. Get them club housed out.

That's a good way to win them over. Clubhouse and pick. Clubhouse and picks. Win them over. Picks, dude. Picks at the comedy club in Chicago around Christmas? Come on. Come on. Night out. Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner before, dessert after. Hey, little cheesecake.

We'll shop it the next day. Oh, I don't know, Jim. Yeah, good. I think it's going to be fun, Jim. Cool. We'll talk to you next week. Jason Benetti. Jay Glazer.