THESE GUYS! - Am I A Foodtruck?

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

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Walker Ramsey, the Simpsons hit and run on GameCube. Oh, no. In all caps, slap my ass. How about this, dude? No producer. Just me and you, Joy. No producer, no problem. It's these guys, 36.

36. What's up, bro? Oh, man. Vacations are they ever wanted? It's that time now, dude. Nothing matters anymore. until Labor Day. Ooh, this might be the best time

of the summer right now. Yeah, I'm still coming off of that post-N-500 depression. Yeah, tomorrow you'll be back. I'm feeling the upswing being here and it also helps that it is a beautiful day and I was like productive this morning. What'd you do?

Just did a shit ton of yard work. Like at your house, house, around the motor home? No, I had to move out of there yesterday. It took like three trips, all good, thanks to Rusty Mount Comfort again. But yeah, I was weed eating. I was mowing.

So satisfying. It was great, man. Did you mix it feel a lot better? You go, uh, you cross mow? No, no, it's just, just getting it done, dude. Just getting it. Yeah, just if I see tall grass, I chop it. Do you edge?

Isn't that weed eating? I don't know. I guess so. It's like a mix. I do a little bit. It's like I'm eating the weeds, but I'm also like trimming it to make it look like. nice and manicured. That's like my whole

TikTok right now is just landscaping. Yeah, so I probably smell like shit. I smell like, you know, the mix of the mix of lawn mow and sweat, you know. That's a fucking man. That's a man.

Baby number two incoming. Just kidding. Wait, really? No. Wait, yes. Just kidding on that. Yeah. Hey, um,

appreciate everybody this past weekend, man. Uh, we started out on Thursday and I had a blast. Pop off. Unforgettable night at the Vogue. So appreciate any of the these guys clubhouse for being there. If I didn't get to talk to you afterwards, sorry. They were like kind of kicking us out. And also, you know, first, first headline show had a bunch of family, but I had a bunch of people to talk to. So, but I appreciate you being there. I appreciate Ben being there. Um, it was. It was really,

really fun. You getting just behind the desk comfy, bro. Yeah. That was like nice to see. Like came off your set, like had a good set and then got behind the desk. Like, that's really. That's really. Yeah, man. I had to wear the suit. You know, had to go full Carson on him. So that was good. And then Saturday, man, we did our thing again over there at 10 roof. God, that was great. The party. I don't remember anything. Really? The first two hours I was kind of like, oh, no, are we not going to have like a party party? I was like, where is everybody? The last two hours is so much fun. I couldn't even. I was like, I might take my whole entire suit off. Well, that's, yeah. I mean, I feel like that's kind of what happened. Like the first two hours, you know, you had the parade ending. and then everybody, you know, wants to be fashionably late, right? God, it's so cool to be late. First two hours, it's just like me and you and our friends. The real homies. That makes me just get, you know, have a few too many drinks.

And then the last two hours when everybody else shows up, I don't even remember it. I couldn't stop making rounds. Yeah, a lot of rounds. And I was so hungry. A lot of rounds. I didn't eat anything the entire day. Yeah. So appreciate everybody.

It was good stuff. Great weekend. how we wanted it to go. Any feedback on your end? You got any... Any party feedback? Well, just anything. Yeah, from Thursday to Saturday and whatever you're doing Sunday because everybody else is

at the race and you were... I can't remember. And people from your window or something. Oh, perfect. I can't even remember what I did on Sunday. I just had a normal-ass Sunday. It's what I do every Sunday. I just worked out, went and got a spray tan and then wrote.

And then I was like, all right, the race is over. Dude, the race ends so quick. how does everyone get home? Oh, what a mystery. Nightmare. Yeah, first 500 that we went to together like six years ago, I had to drive. And so I drove and you hadn't slept at all the night before,

obviously, because who knows what you were doing? You're like, hey, man, you care if I just like kick back real quick? And I was like, go for it, bro. We're going to be here for like three hours in traffic. And so you literally are just like this. Oh, yeah, bro. Auto sleep. In my front seat.

And I took you back to your crib. probably it was like an hour in traffic and we went to a graduation party and it was great. I was so depressed though, dude. I was like, and usually after the race like... Like this year. Yeah, usually after the race, you know, I'll hit up Connor. I'll hit up Hinch or somebody and, you know, go to after party or three and, you know, just like really send it home on the night of the race.

But I literally just had nothing in the tank. Are the... It was completely out of fuel. Oh, geez. Seriously, dude. Couldn't even make a pit stop. No, but we need a Johnson and Schmitty video soon, by the way.

It's like all I've been thinking about. But so those after parties are at the track? No. They're just like around downtown. Around downtown. Usually Connor. Usually Connor has his envy. Yeah.

Then all the like the like kind of older, more like. fancy drivers I guess maybe there but then like bottle works on mass hat yeah it's become like a big one

in the last couple years so but nothing man 745 I was in bed with the kid and the wife 745 but I was like

I was happy about it man I was like keeps me out of getting my wife pissed off also number two I just am dead tired yeah you kind of nailed it all weekend we were pretty business

Yeah. Yeah, you went did a show after the party on Saturday. I was like, you're insane. The craziest thing I've ever done. God. Crazyest thing. It was a good show too. That's good. What was it? This place in Noblesville. One of my friends was headlining. I was just like, you want to do some time? And I was like, you know, that'll keep me out of a lot of trouble the day of the party. So yeah. And that's a sad state of existence that we get to at this age in our, you know, at this point in our lives where we're like, whatever we have to do to keep ourselves out of trouble. Because what would have happened? Dude, everything would have. have changed. If, you know, we would have gone back to what, my apartment and just ordered 19 Donato's

pizza. It probably would have been a lot better. Because the only thing I was thinking about during the party was pizza. I think there was, I think I told probably about 36 people to go to your apartment anyways. Whoops. And then I went to 16 bit with two of my friends. And then like, as soon as I sat down 16 bit, I was like, I want to go back to the track. So I did go back to the track.

Got a tall boy? No, just went back there. Hinch and his wife came over and hung out at the bus. Father-in-law's cooking out. We rode around on the golf cart. It was a great night. We're old, bro. We're old, bro.

Kept me out of trouble, you know. Yeah, but now it's, uh, we're getting, we're, we're creeping into June here and, um, best part of the summer, June, best part, June is summer. July, it's over. It's over, bro. It's almost over mid, mid-June. That's why I, like, today, not even June yet. This is summer.

people like people i put that on twitter a few years ago i was like after fourth of july bye-bye summer get your school supplies everybody was just like this is america right what do you mean i was like yeah it's america because we just celebrated fourth of july and now your mom's taking school shopping and it's done that last month of so oh it's not even uh dude the commercials for school everything creeps in so soon you got to go back to football practice oh oh bro there's only really two real weeks of summer when you really break it down. You know? All right.

The weekend after Memorial Day. So the first week in June. Really, these next two weeks. This is summer. And then moratorium week. Oh, is that like everything outside of high school? That was the best shit ever.

Grown up world. And moratorium week. No work. Why not? The end, that's how you cap off your summer for adults. Moratorium week, end of June,

into the 4th of July. And then after the 4th of July, it's like, hey, it's football season, time to get back in. What even was Moratorium Week? Like, why? What's the name? Why? Frank Moratorium created it in 1962. The Moratorium family.

I was always like, oh, so we're just not doing anything next week. What? The gyms closed? It really is just all so that the, you know, coaches who are teachers and the other coaches, and stuff could just have a week to where they could take their families on vacation. Let's go to Ellis Island. Yeah. Let's go to, let's go to, uh, let's go to Lake Monroe.

Dude, nobody has more breaks than teachers and they need a whole, full another one too. Teachers and coaches like, dude, you guys don't do shit. Right? I don't know. That's, that's some murky waters there. Dude, come on. That's some murky waters there, but all the breaks. See, what cracks me up, though, about like summertime for corporate America and for grownups

is just, like, everybody, we were talking about lunch last week, but now anytime you go out and the sun is out during the day from June into the beginning of August, there's just six billion people out going out for lunch. Oh, yeah. I'm like, whoa, hey, hey, hey, it's Monday. Everyone you see, they got like that kind of corporate cute fit on, you know, like, The guys are now and the girls are like corporate EQ. The guys are like, all right, we're business, but we're casual.

You know, and this group of fellows right here, they're probably going to lunch right now. Looking good, dude. They're probably going to lunch and they look good. Some C-minus fits. They can hear you, you know. Let's talk. Let's talk, Coles. But that's always, you know, it's some, you know, they start getting the market.

The farmer's markets come out like three days a week. week, you know, so people go and they grab a little bit of, you know, arugula or... Nothing but crap at farm. Salantro. And then they get, there's some food truck food. Oh, some honey in a jar. How much? Like 60 cents? No, it's $16. I'm like, why are you here? Yeah, the idea of food trucks really cracks me up about how it's like everybody loses their mind over it. We dedicate a whole day of the week to food truck Friday. And it's like, it's just greasy-ass food served from a vehicle.

Right. It's like this state fair shit. Like if your mom brought out her HRV and was like, here, you want some sloppy Joes? Everybody would be like, you're a freak. Sloppy Joe? Mama's sloppy truck is here. But you put Mama's sloppy truck on a truck with like an interesting logo. Everybody's like, we go into Food Truck Friday, motherfucker.

She put some sesame seeds buns on the side of that truck. Oh, dude. How much? Your office is having a corporate outing of food truck Friday when Mama's sloppy Joe's. You got a picnic table at front of that? Dude, see. Meeting right here in front of mamas. We keep them extra sloppy.

Every, every time, man. You can get me with that, though. Like, if there's a peanut butter and jelly food truck, see you there? What time? And there's, like, nothing more that I want to do than somebody I know to own and operate a food truck. Nobody does. Every person that makes a good, like, home-cooked meal, I'm like, dude, put it in the,

put it in a fucking truck of selling street. Why are you making that for your family? Yeah, my friend makes, killer egg rolls. I'm like, bro, just do egg roll. You would make a killing. My mother-in-law, biscuits and gravy. My wife, crunch wraps. Oh, n'uh. RSI's out here making crunch wraps?

Big time, bro. Like, customizable? Oh, yeah. What are you putting yours? She made them at the track on the Blackstone. She made him on the track at the Blackstone. What's that, dude? Like the Blackstone grill, the thing that's like this huge just like black pan. Oh, is it on like infomercials? Like that type

a hype or is it just like at lows? It can be. It's like it's it's like the mobile version of what you see at like an actual restaurant. You know when you look back there and those dudes are grown like like a steak and shake that guy that's just 100%. All right 100%. All right. So Rizman CrunchRaps on there. And so on mine I had a little ground beef, had some lettuce, had some sliced up jalapenos. I had some cheese. I had like this like chapolet, spicy sauce on there. And Then I had taco sauce I was putting on it, man. It's the best. I'm like, food truck.

Come on. Crunch trap food truck? Who's not gone? Exactly. Who's not gone? I'd like a whole company outing right there. I wouldn't be able to focus. Seriously.

I mean, that's not like Matt like, not Mass Ave, Georgia Street in downtown Indianapolis from May to like the beginning of September every single Friday, food truck Friday. Boom. There's one right outside my apartment,

just like on some low key weird shit. mini donuts every Monday at 7 a.m. I'm like, weirdest day, weirdest time. But how much? I'm here. You dipping them in chocolate or anything? What, those donuts? Yeah, a little liquid chocolate.

I haven't really, I'm too, if I, like, get too invested, I'll buy them. So I just walk right by every time. If I had a food truck, though, on some weird shit, I think I might do pop tarts, homemade pop tarts. Your sister? Yeah. You can do that. Come on.

Maybe they're running out of trucks. You know, and I always bring this up to my wife and to my mother-in-law because I'm like, guys, come on. You could do this. Like, it's that good. And like, we can figure it out. If that's your hobby, how much my life would be perfect. Yeah, then you got to get the truck.

Then you got to get the supplies and the grilling stuff to be inside the truck. And then you got to probably have people who work for you. And then it's a whole thing. Yeah, it's hard. But come on. so I get it. But, yeah, so these guys clubhouse every Friday for food trucks. See, that'd be awesome. You serious? These guys meet at clubhouse meetings. We don't talk about shit, though. I love a meeting about nothing. Oh, that's the best. That's all they are. I know, but like when they,

yeah, you're right. I used to get so pissed because different people that I worked with and worked for at previous locations before I had a cool job that I liked. like people would be like I have a um I have an 830 all the way up until one I'm blocked off and then I have a 30 minute lunch and then I have three meetings after that about what yeah and then I'm like one about what but then two you're in one of those meetings every single time so they're like oh yeah I'll see it like 11 and every time you're in there for the 11 o'clock meeting and it's just kind of like okay so um sales what do we got okay yeah all right okay good all right uh how about you guys over there. Any update on that? No. Okay. So we'll check in there. Okay, got you. They said they were out office. All right. Cool, cool, cool. Um, you know, there's one guy who thinks he's really super funny

who's like trying to tell jokes. Everybody's kind of like obliging a little bit, but then one person's super annoyed who's trying to get shit done, even though nothing's getting done. And then, uh, you're, you know, looking at your watch and you're already five minutes over and it's like, okay, um, all right, all right, guys. Well, uh, good stuff. All right. Cool. Yep. We'll see the same time, uh, next week. And then you walk out of there and you're like, Did any of us get anything like, like what is our assignments out of that? We were just all in there together and that was our work. Is that we were obliging in that meeting and that we're out.

So what did we do? I think in my entire career, word said during meetings seven. That's impressive for you, man. Because don't kill me, but you kind of seem like a funny guy in the meeting. No. No. I won't say fucking anything. This is the altered it ego been policing.

No, meetings, dude. I'm like a militant. I'm a fucking army man. Yes, okay, bye. Let's get in, get out, dude. No talkie. If you're trying to be funny, I'll assassinate you. Sitting up so straight.

Yeah. Anyone who makes a joke, I have a blow dart. Tranquilizes them for 25 minutes for the rest of the meeting. That's it. See you. all right good goodbye man it's almost like you know what it became like it became like you know in church or like a like a public event you know when there would be clapping and then you'd have the people who would kind of try to outdule each other for the for the last clap I am I am last clap guy but

that's like when I'm 12 you would have last clap back guy in the meeting so it would keep going on because somebody would make some sort of offhand comment that would get some laughs and then somebody would be like, oh yeah, it couldn't be me. Oh, no. And then somebody's just like, you know, this is what we came to right. It's not like the most like generic social media shit. Social media humor. Social media shit ever.

The meeting is mediating right now. This meeting is horseshit. No, I can't go to that. It's a dumpster fire. This is all the words. But for me, it's Couldn't be me, though. He's got that dog in him.

Okay, so... Gotta keep going, dude. Hate it, hate it. Hate it, hate it. Is that a new song? I like that, though. Hate it, hate it. Oh, where'd you go on summer vacation

when you were growing up? vacation. All I have my motherfucking wanted. Did you? I can't even imagine. I don't think we did, dude. We never went on vacation to like a destination. It was always like, we're going to Aunt Jodys in Cincinnati for like four days. Might go to Kings Island if you're good. Going to the cousins. Yeah. That was our vacation. Uh-huh. Maybe I went to my grandmas like three times a summer. That was it for us. We just went to our grandmas and shit. Of a Michigan. Yeah. So it's kind of like vacation, I guess. We never like went to a hotel. You're getting away.

Yeah. You're doing a lot of like slipping slides. Yeah, very, very cheap. But it was fun as hell. My grandma had like a Super Nintendo. We didn't have Nintendo. I was like, bro, yeah, I'll go there for that. My grandpa, dude, my grandpa owned a KFC.

So it was just KFC every night, super Nintendo during the day. My grandma had like a woods in her backyard. I was like, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's core memories. I mean, when you're a kid, like we talked about before, like, it doesn't matter. Like, you could just go to a hotel and like fishers.

And you're like, We're not at home. Right. We're so much fun. You know, and you're having a great time. I never really got the idea of the summer vacation,

though, because the weather is not, like, it's here. It's nice. It's good. Okay, like maybe go to a pool

or go to a lake around here. Somebody has like a hookup or something to, you know, get the water type of feel, sure. But I was always like,

you guys going to Florida in July. I thought that was so weird, too. We're going to Sarasota in June. I was like, that doesn't make any sense. Did you guys want to do that in December? Yeah, we did that one time and I was like, okay, this is, I get it. Right.

Over Christmas break, you go to Florida, it's like change of pace. I'm coming back and I'm going to be tan and have like a weird braid in my hair. Going to be refreshed. Yeah. Oh, you went to Florida. June and July, even in Indy, you're walking to lunch every single day, fucking eating lunch outside. It's hot. It's just as hot here.

And then it's even hotter and more. miserable down in Florida. I'm like, it's actually better here. So weird. For what? Moratorium week. Moratorium week, bro. I always like the staycation during the summer. I'll do anything for a staycation, man. Perfect. Just talking yourself into how much money you're saving. It's nothing. You can't go wrong. Yeah. Who's who's ever, what's the downsides of a staycation? Oh, you're off work. That's the big thing. It's just not having to do the stuff that you're you don't want to do. Do you stay somewhere else in the city you live in or do you just stay at your

house still? You can. That certainly, you know, propels the staycation. Staycation bill. Let's like stay at like a let's like get a condo for a week. Sure. Or like I think you're running back to your house to get shit every. It's like why didn't we just. I think staycation, you know, like, you know, my in-laws, they camp a lot. so you know they go to different like campsites around Indiana and I consider that a staycation you know if you're within state lines of where your residence permanently is that's staycation so if you're an indie let's just say you know or if you're in uh you know ohio or Utah or Kansas or wherever you're listening you know but for us if you're based in Indianapolis like I am and then you take you know a Thursday to seven

Sunday down at Lake Monroe that's about 45 minutes away. Stay. Staycation. Big stay. That's what my in-laws would do. They camp down in Columbus. Staycation. It's not bad.

Camping, that was a whole different breed of vacation. Yeah, but when you have a motor home and shit. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, exactly.

Like, I think everybody and you probably just did, like you think camping, you're like, oh, man, you're in a tent for a week? No. You're banging stakes into the ground.

No. Nobody's doing that anymore. You're sleeping in a comfy bed, TV and satellite and shit, fridge, giant fridge. I would kind of like to go camping, get in a tent, get a little freaked out. Could be fun for a night. Little little campfire stories. What was that? A little spooky stories.

I couldn't sleep last night. Why are you hungover? No, I just thought maybe that there was a coyote behind us. Like literally, like I felt sniffing right here. Yeah. I'd be down for that. One night, two nights, because the second night. I'd be like playing in my attack on the coyotes.

Kind of talk yourself into maybe it's like one of those like skin walkers or something. You've seen that shit on TikTok? What's that? Like these giant like, like they're almost like Bigfoot, but they're not hairy, I think. Hairless, big hairless cat? Yeah, they're like a giant human hairless cat, I think. Wow. Real creepy out in the woods and shit though.

See it all over TikTok. Well, now it's going to be all over. Mine can't wait. Good. Big hairless guy. Man. I'd do anything to be him. You're going to see him far away.

What's he using there? Yeah, it's so interesting. How you get the hair transplant on top of your head and then you want no hair anywhere else in your body. Nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with it. It's a very interesting dynamic there. What's the science? Yeah, but it's great.

Like you go to some of these places, man. And like it's not just camping. You know, you have your lot. You have your site there where your motorhome is located. But then like maybe they have a go-car track. Out of camping thing? Yeah. Maybe they have a pool.

It's like in a whole entire camp site that becomes like a, that's a real goodaway. Jesus Christ, man. I thought it was all on your own. Making a fire out of sticks is what I think of when I think it can. I mean, you do have to make a fire, but like you have the resources there. Then I'd just be like Tom Cruise from Castaway, you know.

That's how I would do a camp out. I think it depends on the, Oh, whoa. I love you, burpee boy. Whoa. Oh, hi. Oh, no. Speaking of that, we did get another.

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Kills you. Kills you. Where are you guys going on lunch? Oh, stiff. They're going to old foods. All right. This is from, it says, number one podcast on Stitcher. Love it. First and only podcasts I've listened

to religiously. Oh, no way. Burpee Girl for life. Burpee Girl listens to the pod religiously? Number one podcast on Stitcher, bro. Thank you so much. Seriously. We got a few people on Saturday at Tin Roof. Stitcher gang there. Stitcher gang was there big time.

You know, Stitcher Gang Clubhouse. But we do. Oh, we got some Chick-fil-A across the way. Nice. Big get. Big get on Tuesday. Here's the thing. All right.

Here's what's going down. Is that we are very close to the elusive 1K subscribers on YouTube. All right. That's crazy. Everybody watching and everybody making this a clubhouse and commenting all of our shit and, you know, just just riding along with us. But what we need you to do, what I need you to do is send it to five of your friends, say, join the these guys clubhouse, hit subscribe. Let's get that number up to a thousand.

And we'll all sit down together at Food Truck Friday. Food Truck Friday. And we'll talk about it and we'll have great time. Right. So do that. Peter Mudder and Jelly Food Truck. Thank you, though. Yeah, do that.

Somebody did. We had a crazy show last week because we were getting into race week. and all that shit, but people wanted to hear about the video games. We didn't get to the video games from... So two weeks ago, we talked about GameCube and a video game that just had you

in a chokehold. We didn't get to those last week. So I had a few people tweet at me that were like, whoa, no to that? Come on. Talk to me, baby. I saw a couple of them. I've been creeping in the comments.

Don't think I don't know. I have four bars in here, man. What the hell is this shit? I don't know, dog. We're pretty much on the sidewalk, too. So this never happens though. All right, Ben's was SX tricky.

Mine was, I don't even remember when my... Oh, it was Scooby-Doo. All right, from Andrew Comp, Slugfest 2004 on PS2. God. Hitting little people in the outfield during home run derby was a major highlight in my child.

I never played Slugfest because I wasn't really into baseball. I always kind of wanted to, though. You would like it because it's not real baseball. You're like catching a, you know, you're like catching a pitch that's thrown at you. You could charge them out. Like you get to first base, you know, you hit a single, you get to first base and you're on the bag and you can like knee the first baseman and like elbow them and shit.

What was he saying about hitting little people? So they have. Because that's what I'm interested. Yeah. Well, they did that home run derby feature on there that you can do. And they would they would put, they would have like little people out in the outfield like catching fly balls. But you would just, you know, if they hit them, they would fall over. Perfect.

Yeah. Home run derby feature. though. How about every like, you know, on like basketball video games that have like slam dunk contest feature and it was always the worst thing you've ever done. I could never figure it out. Slim dunk was tough. But if you finally could figure out how to roll that C and just enough to where it got into the motion where Carmelo Anthony could throw it off the jumbo tron and then dunk it was awesome. It was always real awkward. Oh yeah. It would like pause in mid air and the ball would like drop to the ground and then just roll behind you. I was like, why is it so hard to do?

How come I can do this in a game on the game, but I can't do it here? From Ross Goodrum. As a little kid, it was Math Blaster on the Gateway Computer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't a math blaster though, man. Can't tell if your parents were Christian or not. A little older SpongeBob Squarepants on GameCube. Spider-Man was also up there.

Spider-Man was everybody. I feel like everybody played that. Like at the same time in the universe, everyone was playing Spider-Man. Just shooting webs into the sky, not grabbing on a nothing, but grabbing on or something. Thought it was just me. In the train station? Just... Such a good game.

From Alex staunches, Mark Echo's Getting Up. A game where you play the role of a graffiti artist is vandalizing a city. That's interesting. How'd you come across that game, bro? Yeah. Are you a tattoo artist now? Did you steal that from Blockbuster on the low? Like, they're like, ah, we don't care about that game.

Ben Decker also SSX tricky. Jimmy Wilson Need for Speed Underground For game that came out in 2003 The graphics were on Real back then And it's so funny Were you a huge graphics guy?

Yeah I mean we all were Because it's like the only thing You cared about The graphics is here bro It is like you are I mean they're like the real people You mean

They're only yeah dude He's not wrong Needs for speed on computer That shit I'm playing with the arrow keys Trying not to wreck my McLaren McLaren McLaren

McLaren Thomas Brazier Video games Tony Hawk Pro Skater Oh yeah Big time Computer game Age of Empires

I still see commercials And ads for Age of Empires There's like a weird genre of video games That are all like that And they have a real cult Like Yeah it's like old

Like Viking shit Maybe that's not that I don't know Who knows I think it is Age of Empires It's like way back in that era I can't do old shit

Anything old Oh dude, we're getting Fighting people with like sticks and Making fires We're getting into a few of the mispronunciations in here too From Holly T. Warsh for Wash Crick for Creek I've never heard those too

Live before Oh man my great grandmother hits Warsh so hard What? George Washington too Washington D.C. Now she's just fucking with you bro She doesn't want to go to Italy She wants to go to Italy

my dad does that I'm like aren't you disappointing shout out to your dad for showing up on Saturday though that was the highlight of the way

that's disappointing so it is from Dev Finn's library for library for library bring out the tranquilizer out for 25 minutes cold

say library you delete an R I'm gonna delete 25 minutes of your life Zach Green says Funnians are definitely Penn State. Wait, why? I don't know. Dude, you can't just

hit us with the Chip College and not explain why. And not only just like, I think that may be, no, they're definitely Penn State. Comment back and put details in all cap. Oh, from Z-Bed, NCAA NBA, race for the Heisman mode. Yeah.

NCAA football 0506-07. Just don't. Just don't even. Don't touch them. Just those are elite. I like hopefully when I die and hopefully I go to heaven I think in top three moments if like God's like you can relive

you can go and like be back in one of these moments and experience it again for like a year or like a day or what? I don't know but like a good this is good. Yeah I think you know

one would probably be my wedding day two would be the day Frankie was born three would be Indian line 500 part two three I think would be Christmas Day 2006 blank

PlayStation 2 and my grandma and grandpa's son room with NCAA 06 I just got. Reggie Bush is on the cover is on the loading screen and Day Los Souls, me myself, and I'm, boom, boom, boom, that was Christmas Day? Yeah. We were playing that at the same time. We're playing that at the same time mode and Desmond Howard. Was it Desmond Howard or Reggie Bush? Fuck.

Desmond Howard was on. Desmond Howard. Yeah, and he was doing like, they had the video option that was on a loading screen. So it was like his actual highlights of him doing the Hysman. All the Hysman players. Me and myself and I. Tim Dwight and shit returning puns.

I was like, oh, that's up there for sure. That's definitely number one. You can't fool us with the wedding day talk, pro. That's a core memory right there. Walker Ramsey, the Simpsons hit and run on GameCube.

Oh, no. In all caps, slap my ass. Ah! Oh, Clubhouse, Clubhouse official. Clubhouse,

these guys clubhouse officialties. Just slap my. my ass and all cats. Slap my ass on a tea. Oh, here we go from Decker Lindener. Old Dutch dill pickle, Wisconsin. Wait a minute. He's on to something here. Wait, are those chips? Yeah. Old Dutch dilapit. Yeah, I get that. But I think there's, I've never, I can't remember. Hey, what's Miss Vicki's chips? Well, it depends on what flavor. Oh, I only know the jalapeno ones. I think it's the only ones that No, they got jalapeno, they got barbecue, they got salt and vinegar. They got just regular, like kettle cooked.

Kettle chips. Freeto's is Nebraska. Kettle cooked, maybe Wisconsin. Like just straight up kettle. Pretty much the same thing. Yeah, they're like weird cousins, you know. Evan Knox, any early Halo on the OG Xbox. Halo too confusing for me.

Yeah, but it was like when you got four or five your friends down in the basement, you know, in like 2007. It was lit like that. Yeah. I couldn't, uh, I was not an Xbox. person. I was horrible, but yeah. You know. Me and you at shooting games. We don't have it in us. Really video games at all. Yeah,

why is that? How come some people have like the video game gene? That is a weird thing, dude. It's very true. I have like three friends that are sick as hell at video games. Like just off rip too. And I've been since we're in fourth grid. I can't score a goal in a hockey game

to save my life that are out here and teaching me how to do it and it's my game. Never spelled so. Never. respect, bro. Play FIFA. Goal. Playing FIFA, they're doing bicycle kicks and scoring like six goals in a match and like the second day they have it.

I'm like, I don't even know what turbo is yet. Yeah, right? I'm like, I can't like pass it from one player to another. Scoring a goal is like, oh shit, that happened. I don't know how, but it did. For them, it's like in the first three minutes of the game. It's like a huge moment too. The first time you scored a touchdown in Madden or something grown up, bro, it took me

maybe two and a half months to score touchdown and Madden. You know who caught it? Frank Yichick. Back of the end zone, bro. I couldn't believe it. I was just getting railed by the computer. Frank Yichick back at the end zone, two feet down. My fingers hurt

so bad. I was like, no, that's an old school dude all tied in right there. Like that dude, that guy's block first. Block first, but hand in the ground every time and he's going to go out on a nice little flag. Doesn't even have gloves on just finger tape. Finger tape and elbow like eye black.

Elbow pads with the one blue stripe right here. Yeah. All right. Maybe that's what it should be. Is it your sister? Nah. Maybe it should be maybe the these guys clubhouse of the week should be what I was talking about with like, what would your food truck be?

What does your food truck be? It could be. We got to just do one. I know. But I'm saying like we decide. but I'm saying we talked about like the you get to heaven the moment you get to relive. Oh shit, dude. I think why?

I think everybody's deep down really is like some like when you're four child. Fourteen type shit. For sure. Yeah. I don't care about anything else but that. Which one do you want to do? I think it. Yeah, let's do that.

Core childhood memory or core memory. Like where would you go back? You go to heaven. God's like, pick a day, bro. you're going back. Just for 24 hours you get it. Or is that like maybe that's too intimate. Maybe people will be like, I'm not going to like write all that shit.

Let's do food truck. All right. More fun. It's like easier. You know? Yeah, it is. It is. Fried P.B.

and J. Bang. Like you said. Or whatever the hell. Pop-Tart food truck. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do food trucks.

Yeah. Because I like the one, but that's like a. That's like a write-in. You know, maybe we'll do a ride-in. If somebody wants to like DM us or we have an email. Don't we? Maybe we should throw that shit out there. Team these guys.

Team these guys at gmail.com. We have an email, we have a joint email. Let's do team these guys at gmail.com. If you want to write in, hey, one of those three days that God's like you get to relive this.

When you go up there, let's hear about it. We'll talk about it next week. But then in the comments and then if you're leaving a review, which we encourage you to do, give us your food truck, what it would be.

What would your food truck be? Burpee Boytimes 2. And perfect girl. Yeah. The food truck. Mine would be, mine would be biscuits and gravy in the morning when my mother-in-law and crunch wraps at late night with my wife.

Oh, you just get to pick one. And it's, you're running it. No, but that's what I would do. Oh. Like, it's like, it would be like, um, BG wraps. Biscuits and gravy wrap.

A crunch wrap, though. I just thought about it. Maybe that's it. Fuck. It goes all day. You know, it's in the morning for breakfast. And then it's late at night.

for the people who are coming and need to soak the booze. There's going to be some people that are knocking on your door at night being like, you guys are done zilling BGs. Everybody wants breakfast all the time until you have breakfast all the time. You got breakfast all the time. All of a sudden, ew, biscuits and gravy at night. Right when you cancel breakfast at night? Where are they?

So you're Pop Tarts and I'm BG Raps. Pop-Tart food truck? This would be interesting, man. We're going to be starving next week, greeting these. Yeah, eat before. Actually, I can't eat before a podcast because... I love you, burpee, boy. Whoa.

I got to look that up real quick if I get any service here, actually, when the actual food truck Friday is happening. Because maybe that's worth it, man. Maybe just, hey, we're going to be over there, come hang out. I don't know. Just stealing the show from the food trucks. We're going to be supporting them, for God's sake. Support.

You know, there's always a macaroni food truck. Shut up. Macaroni mixed with, like... It's always bacon and chicken. on it and shit. Barbecue. Barbecue. Barbecue mac and cheese.

Or barbecue mac and cheese sandwiches. That's always one for sure. Is this showing up the right thing? I don't know. I want a trail mix food truck. Ooh. You changing yours? No, I'm just thinking now.

Snacks. Yeah. You know, you got your base of trail mix. Then you got you can add your M&M raisins. You can put some crazy shit in there. There may some gummy bears. Like a trail mix bar, like a like a trail mix subway.

It's pretty much like an ice cream place without ice cream. You know, they just like make all the toppings. You put them in a bag. That's just trail mix. My base is going to be crumbled Oreos. Hey, man. Sprinkles. Dude, you know, I've been on?

Sprinkles. Really? Sprinkles have never, even when I was a kid, I was like, they are colorful. God damn, I love sprinkles, dude. You put sprinkles on anything I'll eat it. Chicken. I guess I'll get it down on some, like, I have some. donuts with it. Oh, they just pop it off. And you know I'm a little bitch for any type of like

good looking presentation. Oh yeah. You put sprinkles on ice cream. Do you even eat it though or do you just like look at it? No, I'll eat some sprinkles, dude. But like a good looking presentation of food. Do you eat it? I go in. Okay. I didn't know if it was like you get it. You're just like taking pictures with it and shit. Then you're like, I smash. You know like shoes almost. Are you buying this? Like if you have, you know, some people like just get shoes to just like keep them in a box. I don't like those people. It's like, come on. Wear your kicks, babe.

Come on. Come on. Hour. Dude, a power hour, that would be dangerous. I was going to say like a power hour party. I've never done one. I've never done a power hour before. Yeah.

But you've done like Edward 40 hands, haven't you? Yeah, on some weird shit. Yeah. Back on like. I was just there. I was seeing pictures. Oh, yeah, I was there. I was in the cut.

Yeah, you saw him. It's always a girl's idea. I don't know, man. Power hours with the boys. are fun as shit. I've never had a chance. We need to like... So what do you do, actually?

Just every 30 seconds of song changes, you take like a drink? Here's my ideal power hour for some. Me, you, cheeks and DJ Seabuck. Sounds good. Me and Cheeks and DJ Seabuck, I've done one before. I've done a couple, I think.

It's super fun. Yeah, you just sit there, dude, and you just have, like, You have your drinks ready and you put on some playlist. They have them all over YouTube. Oh. You just literally, you could be like, for us, you can honestly probably be like NFL theme song power hour.

No way. They probably have it up there. Madden top 10. Nah. I guarantee they have they have all sorts of shit. But you can do like, you can do like 90s alternative. You can do like 90s hip hop. You can do like early 2000s R&B.

You can do early 2000s hits where it's a little bit of everything. And for 60 minutes, it's just one minute of 60 different songs. And every time the song changes, you take a drink. And you're just hanging. You're just fucking around hanging. The song changes at what point in the song, though? If they're good at editing it together, it'll be like the most hype part of the songs. So it'll be like a minute of like really good in the thick of it.

And then it'll transition out into the next one. Yeah, they're getting some views on YouTube for that. I get it. It's just the first 15 seconds of the song, though, I'm in. Only way I'm playing. A minute, though? You can, whoa. Three of them.

You could do a minute, though. No, I'm down. Is it a shot? It's not a shot. No. I mean, I'm sure there's some insane people that try that. Those little shot glasses. Pouring a shot for a girl.

And she's always like, it's too much. But you're like, you're surprised, bro. You're like, oh, just taking like a drink of beer. But then you feel like, Like, you're like, yeah, I don't want to just take like a sip. So you end up taking a pretty good gulp. And then all of a sudden, by the time it's like 42 minutes, you're like, I, look, we still got 18 minutes.

We still got 18 minutes. Who's, who's getting Uber? Who's kidding Uber? Nothing more embarrassing. Sneaks up on you, bro. Than trying to talk to somebody after one beer. Because I'm like, geez, what happened to my brain? You're all prepared.

and you know, you're doing it for 35, 38 minutes or whatever. And then all of a sudden you have to pee. And then you get up and then you're like, whoa. That is, that first stand up is like, okay. And then you're like, holy cow, we still have like 34 minutes left of this. 34 minutes. Uh-huh. And you look down and there's already like a collection of cans and you're like,

oh now. And then you're already thinking, are we going to rats? How are we going to rats color? Rats. Skeller. Try saying that when you're one beer in. That's up. Pick a tougher name to say for every drunk person that's going there.

That's everyone in Indianapolis's staycation. That's what it is the next three months. It's just a weekend at Rath Skeller. Dude, I swear to God I've been there once. Looks fun. Yeah, you don't, I don't think I've ever even been there with you. You know why? Too much trouble.

I swear. Can't go, dude. It'll ruin my existence. The crazy part about that place is that, like, they're one of those places that, you know, they're just like regular-sized beer is every other place is giant beer. So it's like one regular beer? One for that. And then they're like, okay, they're like, you want the big one or the regular one?

And then you're like, I'll get the big one. And then you get the big one. And it's like up to there. Oh, that's why it's so fun. Doesn't it take like 79 minutes to get one though? Well, that's why. And that's, again, it's like it takes a while to get in. there because it's packed. And then it's one of those places that like the line is pretty long because

it's so packed, right? And then so you get up there and you're like, man, I'm not waiting this shit again. I'll do two big ones. Oh, no. How's the bathroom line there? They have porta potty. They do. Smart. That is the move. They have portopodies out back. And they got a pretty good set up of bathrooms. Like, you're pretty set there. And yeah, it is just like. P accessibility. My number one thought anytime going. anywhere. Where are we peeing? Okay. It is just dangerous though just because it's just like such perfect scenery. Everyone you ever seen in your life. It's one of those bars and they're all there. Oh my God. You're catching up with people but then you're like hanging out with people that you're

actually excited to hang out with and then there's a giant beers and then they're just all the blah, blah. Person you're in a fight with is there. Yeah, but that's a great part is that it's big enough to where you could go in one in one corner, you know, and then they're just all the, blah, blah. And then they're You gotta get lost a little bit. You can escape a little bit. So I always tell people about that. You know, people hit me up on bachelor parties or people coming into town for whatever the hell.

And they're like, where's we go? If you're here at this point until October, go to the rest of the other. How about me working out there every day, never going there when the sun's down? I think about that all the time. Like when I'm like working out there and I haven't for like three weeks because I've been a fucking piece of shit at the track.

Yeah. Go. But yeah, now I'm always just like, I'm doing the elliptical in here and right behind me. I've, you know, puked like three times. It's an interesting dynamic, man. It's a giant YMCA gym, you know. So weird that there's a gym there. Clubhouse for the city.

And in the back's a big old beer garden. Weirdest place in America. If you've done, yeah. If you're not familiar. That's my goal. Actually, I have a new goal for this summer, too. not to get booked anywhere else, not to land a new deal.

It's to get Ben to do a power hour with me, Cheeks, and DJC, Buck, and then go to Rath-Skiller. Power hour. Power hour. How do you say power out here? Halfway through a power hour. Yeah, we did a power hour.

We did a power hour. Fuck. I mean, power hour. Sorry. We did a power hour watching football highlights. You can get me on that, bro. 60 minutes just of like highlight mixtapes John Wall's next bro oh my god oh my god yowming top 10 next for 60 minutes

just like the most random shit I would be so interested in that that's my goal Desmond Mason highlights that is my goal that's clear cut number one and I'm gonna stay on his ass pio all right tapio remember sin the YouTube channel these guys to and the episode to five-year friends say hey I like these guys these guys burp together and we talk about these guys yeah and uh you should too and do that because we need to get up over a thousand and uh give us your food truck and if you want to tell us your heaven day what happens when you get to heaven and where you're going back to um was the

email again team these guys at gmail dot com team these guys at gmail dot com or your hell day oh that's a one other thing. That's scary. We're happy times here. Summer, happy times. All right. Appreciate you guys. Talk to you next week. See you next time. Okay, bye. These guys. Bye-bye.