THESE GUYS! - AUGUST IS A THURSDAY

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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I don't like those guys. Like, all they do... We're talking about candles in which month it's appropriate for candles. Join the Clubhouse! All right. Not bad for a fat guy. TG. 95. 95. What's up, Clubhouse?

BP, what up? He's got the pen. So, in your last... Every guy with a pen. So... 10 times smarter with the pen. So... A, pen in the hat. Hey, so much more official.

I make all the rules. Pen in the hat. Pen in the ear guy in the office. Hey, pen. Hey, when you have a backwards hat on, you tuck your pen into it. A defensive coordinator. Let's go! Yeah. Backwards hats.

Backwards hat, defensive coordinator. Gloves on? Offensive coordinator. Cold out, wearing gloves, but his hands aren't even really that cold. He just wants to wear the gloves. Were you ever clicky guys? Oh wow, Rugrats. Right now, I was a little surprise.

I couldn't wait for you to see that. No, G.B. No more Packers. No, no cheesehead. Even after they revealed a new uni. Hey, put a yellow stripe in the helmet. We'll talk about it later in a sports podcast. But they have to redo that, right? Like, they have to make that right. It's too obvious. I can talk about it for 10 years, but why, how come like professional teams, I hate to nerd out on this already, but like, how are they missing?

Like the Olympics, like the USA men's basketball jerseys in the Olympics are like, hmm, like, bro, like it's not that complicated. I don't know, maybe it's just because I'm a freak about that shit. But, uh, yeah, like, hey, Packers, make it match the sleeve. Are you blind? What do you, what do you prefer for the, for the men's basketball team? I don't know. They're not bad, but shouldn't they be a little more like fucking Olympic?

I think, yeah, yeah, no, I hear you. I think we've kind of succumbed to that as a greater society, especially with their uniforms. Wow. And now I need a pin in my head. That's the most profound thing that's ever been said on this podcast. Sucumb? He said succumb! Do we get a gold medal?

I love, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude, can we kiss? I mean, keep going. Yeah, right? So we've succumbed to this like, oh, well, you got to, we got to clean. it up. It's got to be simpler the better. Simpler the better. But I think in a situation like that, man, every four years, let's be loud. Let's have the

American flag across the damn jersey. You had four years to think of that? Bro, those are East Bay Magazine default uniforms. Like, come on. Use some light blue. I'm sick of USA Night. Remember when

like Michael Johnson era gold spikes? They had like light blue stuff. I was like, yeah. I don't know. But you're right. I tweeted this. Didn't think it would do that this well, but people really... What is? I can't see it.

It's like... Oh, shit, sorry. Hold on. Maybe I should just pull it up on Twitter myself. Name a bigger downgrade. Oh, and then... Yeah, dude, for sure. It's kind of what we're talking about. It's almost everything.

I bet the threat on that has got to be insane. It is. I already saw underneath there. old miss he had the you had the rebel which i know that you know and uh the modern era you probably had to do away with that but there's a bunch of different every time that somebody or an account posts one of those graphic posts that's just like who's got the better SEC throwback logo like why don't we just return to all of them man the old tiger mike the tiger at lSU like what are we doing yeah that's really good all those old ass logos are so good um even like brand logos too

like Best Buy Simple as that Wendy's Low key old school Burger King kind of with the blue I mean

we can talk about it forever but let's push takeies real quick and we'll get into it but let's talk Raleigh

August 22nd coming up Buffalo can't wait to go September 22nd football season Buffalo somebody just

put a buffalo wing in my throat and smack me across the face. Austin, October 10th, crazy. Still think only Cowboys live in Texas. San Diego, November 7th, and Phoenix, December

5th. Whoa. Get your tickies, Benedictplicie.com. Or for feeling freaky, sexpolicy.com, same exact website. Two different domains because I'm an idiot. Okay. I'm both.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah, and we're getting close. We got some, we got some things moving, some things shaking, some things happening there with TG, Kyle Chappelle, you know, coming to the city near you. So, stay tuned for that. If you want to be the first to know, you can sign up in my link, in my bio on Instagram and on Twitter, Punch Up Live slash Joey Molanaro. You just subscribe to that and there's no, like, I don't send you spam. I don't send you nothing. I just like, hey, when tickets are on sale, that will go out to those people first, whether it's just my show, whether it's TG for the fall. So go to my

Instagram, go to my Twitter, punchoff lives.com slash Joey Molanaro, sign up there. You'll be able to see different, it's not a paywall. It's free. All you got to do is sign up, but you'll be able to see different stand-up bits and stuff that I put on there and then also be the first to get to know where the links are for the tickies. So, hell yeah. Yeah, more on that coming soon. More on that coming soon. What jersey do you wear in right now? If I sign up for Punch Up Live, can you send me spam?

Can you send me like a random picture of you in a jersey every day? Just like, and then like the important He's like, I don't send any spam, I don't, and you're just like holding the football in your backyard with like a rich Gannon jersey on.

It's like, well, that's why I signed up. That's why I signed up. Your date's important. The picture of you in the backyard, that's the way to my heart. This is a little Michael Myers mask on too. Hey, another, another, yeah, Michael Myers mask on, dude. And like hockey goalie pads on your legs for some reason.

Dude, another example of a team going from like sick logo to like, uh, whatever the Warriors have now. I don't know. This, this was so hard to me growing up. Who is the player? Who's 15? Who is that? Chris Mullins? Lettrell Spreewell

Latrell Lettrell Spreewell is a name that you have to say Latrell motherfucking Spreewell It's so hard You have an MF in between there It's so hard

Oh my God I don't know I just saw it And I was like yeah That'd be sick In like the shoes And I hated him so much When he was on the Knicks

And they're just dude I just felt like He was always doing some Against him against the Pacers I was like We can't stop this guy you know back i don't know you were probably like two and a half years old but i was like

alan houston latrille spree well name a mortal lethal combo can't yeah we can't because we're not a sports podcast no it's not definitely not all stought and worked on i would never dude 95 though i mean we're coming up on 100 we got a is that is that the episode where we uh do a live stream with ncaa and we just like invite rake and ac and our dad ads to like we just do like a three hour stream of these guys and just have random but not random at all guests come and sit and shoot the shit with us. Yeah, that'd be so funny. They would

never do it. Nobody would. Your dad would, but nobody else would. My dad'd be like, I'll stop by. He'd bring like two coffees, couple bagels, say like two things and be like, you guys have fun, do one of these. Your dad always turns it on for the show though, man. Remember we called us? them and we're asking both of our dads are top five fast food joints. Just thinking about that. And he said, what he said? He did have a wild card in there.

He might have Jersey mics. Nice. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Did he say Einstein? Einstein bagels may have been his number one, but he threw an ass on something.

Einstein's. I can't remember. He's a guy that takes off the ass. He loves, he loves poppy through Papa John's on there. Got a little Bapa John. Bapa John. Man, he really did. He did crush that top five.

It was very unique. I think of here in town. Five weeks from now when you say you were going to be? Low key at the end of the month. Like probably in like 20 days. We could. We'll figure something out. But that could be a possibility.

I think it would be hilarious. 100th episode special. We don't have any like huge guests on. Well, we don't have any like super well known guests on. We just break AC, our JV football coach,

both of our dads. And they're not on at the same time. It's just us two on a couch and then they come and sit in the middle while we have NCAA going. Fox kicks in the door station now about this. That's all he says. Then he leaves. God,

so inside clubhouse right now. got to get out. Stationed now about this. Oh shit. We get kind of nervous. Rick's like, we'll be back up the break. Yeah,

he just totally takes over. All those people that I just named, they would just totally take over the show. It wouldn't even be, it would no longer be ours or us. It'd be them talking, us just playing NCA. Seven clubhouse,

members watching only comment who are these guys they're just they just keep talking you're just Miami of Ohio and I'm just North Texas we're like just the clicking of the we're not even we're literally in our own

in our own zone not even talking hate people watching thanks guys and it's everybody in our family yeah Rake's wife Fox's girlfriend

both my sisters your dad your dad has it streaming in the other room and he's in the room with us too just for one more view we're streaming at my sisters because that's where the Xbox is

that we're planning on and they aren't even watching they're just like outside in the backyard playing they're like doing actual shit we're like can we come over for like an hour and a half such a burden

we're like being all loud six random people over it. What the hell? So dumb. We can only dream. We can only dream. Dude, so you were on Gold Zone? I guess. I didn't see it, but I got somebody tweeted in there. Like, dude, I just saw your home Olympics video on Gold Zone.

I'm sorry to be it. I didn't even remember when you posted that. What was it? 2020 or last time the Olympics was going down? I think last time the Olympics was happening. And I was like, I need to make like an Olympics video. What the hell? And I was like, oh, home Olympics. There's some shit I can do there. And I did it all in like four hours, but I was like, okay, whatever. Hopefully it does something. And then maybe I like, I tagged the Olympics and that's how they knew. But I can't remember, but it was on there. And people are like, bro, I just saw your video on there. I was like, what? Nice. Love a three year delayed payoff. Yeah, who knew? I almost deleted the video. I was like,

all right. All right. No one cares. Nobody cares. It's on the gold zone. Yeah, who knew? But cool. Haven't watched one second of the Olympics.

I was going to say, yeah, I figured you probably, probably not. It's always something that I want to. And usually I'll have it on because it'll come on after the today's show, which I watch every morning. I have on. But then eventually, I'm just like, man, I just, you know, I got to tell you something about the, the diving board triathlon here that I just can't really get down with. Like, just not really gripping me too much.

Yeah, I wish I was really into it, but honestly, I'm like, what time is all this shit on? Like, what channel is it on? I don't know. There's too many things. Yeah, it's like you throw it on. Sorry, badminton and like field hockey.

Four seconds. And I'm like, okay, what else is on TV? Yeah. Yeah, dude, they're just doing the weirdest sport every time I tune in. I'm like, can we get mainstream sport here? And like I kept getting... Go ahead.

I think I think I've realized that there must be some sort of mandated quota for sports media members to tweet out just Simone freaking Biles. Like, I... Hey, I'll say it straight. right up front. She's incredible.

Generating, you know, all that stuff. Awesome. Routing for her, want gold. Love to come back. Great. It's just so funny how like every sports media member you follow whenever Simone Biles is participating, they inevitably have to tweet.

Simone Biles. That's the tweet. Simone freaking Biles. All caps. Simone Biles. I'm like, everybody? All of you? Really?

So it's, it's so, it's, they're, the sports, Twitter is ruining some of my vials. She's going to start

catching strays because everybody's like, did you see her? Yes. This isn't, this isn't a comment on her at all. This is a comment on the people that, like I said,

I don't know if it's in their contract or, I guess they just feel the knee, like, I, me and been are kind of convinced that like sports media people in their contract, it's like you must meet this amount of tweets a week. Oh, for sure. About sports. You need to tweet every 20 seconds.

Because it's all just everybody doing the same thing. And half the time I'm convinced, if you watch the timeline, half the time I'm convinced that at least a quarter of the people who are tweeting about whatever everybody else is tweeting about in the timeline isn't even actually watching the event they lit they lit the torch all in all caps olympics i'm like okay can you make it mean something just the 100 meter dash is starting in four hours and they're off okay like all cap like i didn't okay give me an insight maybe Who's going to win? It's even better.

Is now you see, and it's like some player for a team that they cover or have covered will be at another event that's not to do with sports. Like they'll be at a concert or a comedy show. Right. And the sports media person will then tweet the picture that that athlete tweeted out themselves of them and Luke Combs or whatever. and it'll be like, uh, amazing. Patrick Mahomes and Luke Combs at the Luke Combs concert tonight.

Hang it in the Louvre and it's that picture. Or they wouldn't even say hanging in the Louvre. They'll just like let everybody know who also is already following that athlete. They'll just take that, put it on their own feed and say, here's such and such and such and such together tonight. Cool, man. Okay, TMZ.

Thanks I know man It's so funny We don't care I don't care about anything You're saying ever You've never said anything Every sports media guy

First and 10 go Colts Third big third down Go Colts Okay Tell me something I don't know Colt Colts down 24 to 7 In the second quarter

Tweet Colts fans What period is period happening like are you a are you guys AI set up AI for the Colts game just tweet uh random

facts every 20 seconds and my freaking something happened with my audio where it stopped recording no it's still recording never mind I'm a dumb ass uh that's about to happen to me too though so if I say that in like three seconds

let's see let's see no okay I'm good it's just like we've been okay we're all good never mind back to making fun of sports journalists. Okay, cool. What is happening? I don't know. You're the sports journalist. Tell us, dude. That's so funny. What insight did you get from the locker room this week that make it understand why this is happening right now? Hey, all last NFL season. The gritty. Travis and Taylor. And he does the gritty. So,

so many white guys. The gritty. Did you see him do the gritty? It's going to be me in literally three weeks saying shit like that. Yeah, my son Max, he loves the gritty. Big Justin Jefferson guy, right? The gritty.

Did you see him do the gritty? First word I know this year. Should I say it every 13 seconds? The gritty. Oh, my God. God. It's so, so like, I don't even know, bro. It's just so played. Travis and Taylor. Oh. We got to switch a subject, bro. We're too, we're too annoying.

All right. That's fine. We can do that. I just got an annoying alert. From who? Yourself? Yeah. Sirens went off. That's all right. It's good. Self-aware. Self-aware lines here. Yeah, August. School's back in session.

Yeah, summer's definitely over. Fall break. Fall, fall, fall dates. What's the cutoff line for fall dates to start happening? Fall dates. What do you mean? It's August 5th as we record this. So it's like, when, when does a switchover happen where you can like,

oh, start talking about fall? Start going to Hobby Lobby and like get Halloween to decorate. and then like go to the, you know, when does that start going down? Is it September? It's kind of right now, honestly. I think it's a little too early.

It is too early, but like it's right now talking about fall stuff is those people that talk about Christmas before Thanksgiving even happens. Like so it's definitely a thing. Right, but Thanksgiving, I mean, we've,

you hit November. You get to like November 5th, you know. You pass election day. And then you know there's an election happening this year? What? You know there's an election happening this year, by the way? I mean, yeah. But do I care?

Absolutely not. Is it all fake? 100%. I just always like to test. Yeah, I just like to test. I know what's going on. Greater world knowledge. I know.

But it's like, okay, bro. cool yeah I just because we're in that weird gap time right now where everybody is 100% over summer and they know that it's done but it's too early to get into fall so you're like what you're just in this free fall

you're in limbo what the hell do I do? I know people want fall so bad right now you can feel it but they're scared to like let it out it's like too early I don't want to be like weird fall girl too early it's 93 to in Indianapolis today. That's too early.

Is it the hottest in August? Apparently. Like, honestly, though, like, real question, is it the hottest in August or is it July? I always thought it was July. Now I'm starting to lean towards August because, like, I never really factored it in because we were always in school and, like, at football practice. So it was like. If I can, more bad radio here, but I'm going to see if I can pull up exactly what I said,

because it was very, not surprising on Twitter, that something's like very divisive. But I remember I had people being like, so true. Yeah, but then I had a bunch of people, like I said, they're just like horrible. This month sucks, dude. What are you talking about? Have an open mind.

Let's see here. What? That's such baloney, dude. Someone said that? No, I, I typed it in like, when you're trying to search for like something and I typed it in just like, at Joey Mullenaro August.

Nothing comes up. I'm like, I've had August in one of my tweets. Ever? That's amazing sometimes. I just did this the other day because I used to tweet at Adidas and I used to like drag Adidas

and they would respond to me. This was like Pope Benedict days. I was, I used to be like ruthless. I'd be like, there you go. Ruining Louisville's jerseys. I'd like say shit like that. And they'd be like,

who are you? And I'd be like, dude, I'm just, I'm right. I'm right. Hi, Edith. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. I had no shame. I might keep doing it, but I was like, I think I deleted those tweets, but it said I never tweeted the word Adidas once. I was like, okay. Well, Pope Benedict did, not Benedict Politsi. Right. Damn it. I don't know. I searched that too, but who knows. All right. I found it. I said, this is from August 2nd, 2023. I said, August is a great month.

Gets better as you get older. Football is back. School provides hope and excitement for a new year. Routine returns. Still nice weather, but some mornings that crisp air starts to roll in.

Oh. I'd say it's the Thursday of months. The Thursday of months. That might be a little stretch there. Thursday. Really? Dude, Thursday is a sexy day. now.

Yeah, it is. But all those reasons I just laid out that like Thursday is sexy, but it's not Friday or Saturday. What's Friday and Saturday? In my opinion, Friday and Saturday is September and October. October, Friday, November, Saturday. Sunday's got to be December. I could get down with that. But that's what I'm saying.

It's not that far off. Even like some Thursdays, yeah, some Thursdays. Yeah, some Thursdays are like, wow, this is going to be an awesome day, awesome night. Like, way, we're getting, we're, we have like a, a lunch that we're going to on Thursday. And then we're going out after for happy hour drinks. This is going to be great. And then tomorrow's the weekend, cool. Obviously, college Thursdays, a whole different ballgame, right?

But at the same time, you still have those Thursdays that are like, ah, I just got to, like, get through it. Like, I got a couple meetings. Like, I'm not really doing much tonight, but at least tomorrow's Friday. Mm-hmm. just like in August you're like wow dude this is sick yeah it's still kind of summer we're having fun maybe labor days like the second to last weekend in August you know what it means you got a three day weekend and then all of a sudden uh you have some days where you're just like damn it's hot and humid and school starts tomorrow and this sucks yeah you through that's Thursday you threw

crisp in there for August you can sell me with crisp any day of the week bro it gets crisp I'm like I'm there I'm there I'm in if anything's crisp I like it I like it You step on a leaf. It's crisp. Candles, crisp. God damn. Crisp apples. Dude,

the apple can't. I don't care what your thing is about, I don't like fruity candle. Dude, the apple candle is always good. Honestly, every candle's good. Every candle's good.

Like, there's not a bad can. I've never been like, oh my God. Like, they're all good. But like some are like, When was the last time you went to like Target or like Yankee candle or bed bath and bodyworks or whatever the hell and just went through for like 15 minutes and you were just like smelling different candles?

Dude, I try not to because I'll get like caught up and I'll do it for like two hours because I'm like, God damn. They can have some pretty good deals too where you could do like five for 25 or something. You're like damn. I'll do that. That is one thing that you can like really spend a lot of money on for Nover. reason is candles. Like for some reason, I'm like, why do I all of a sudden need four candles? I think it's a big reason, man. It kind of sets the tone of your house. I know, but also I can go like two and a half years forgetting about candles completely. I'm like, oh shit, I haven't bought a candle

in two years. Like, you know. I actually mentioned that to Rai the other day. I was like, when are we good to like bust those out? That's kind of what I was talking about when I first brought up this point of conversation is like August 5th, I don't feel like a can. Candle is the time. Not a candle month. August is not a candle month. September. September is candles.

Hey, how can't. Dude, Christmas, December is only candles. The only thing. Hey, no, no other lights on in your house besides candles and the Christmas tree. No electricity in December. Doing it this year. Hey, want to do the podcast? Don't have internet.

Sorry. We're churning butter over here. You're so into Christmas. You become a blacksmith for the month. You're like, hey, Christmas. For Christmas, I'll do anything. Not a holiday podcast. God, we're so, God, damn.

We're so on brand, though. We're so on brand, dude. I think this is how, hey, club house, if this is where you're one to get, you know, your lady friend, your wife, a girlfriend, she's hanging out with, even a girl, you know, just a friend. whatever. You want to get them on bar to the clubhouse, make them burpy girls?

Show them this episode. We talk about candles or half the fucking show. Yeah, shut up. I don't like those guys. Like, all they do, we're talking about candles in which month it's appropriate for candle. All right. Hey, when we go, when these guys does, goes and does shows, no overhead lights on the stage, just candles. These guys' candles merch? Come on. What would these guys' candles smell be? Just Chris Berman. This candle smells weird. Oh,

it's, it's Doug Flutie's hair scent. Why'd you? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, uh, hair gel. Oh, that'd be hard. Oh,

dude, these guys, candle smell would just smell like, uh, like, uh, like,

uh, you know, that smell like after you get out of the barber. It would smell like that. It would smell, it'd just smell like Jolette 3 mock turbo. Gillette 3 mock turbo with a hint of apple of apple cinnamon. Yeah.

A hint. Yeah. That's so. Wait, what would be, what would be? It could be. I was going to say, what would be your candle smell? If you're like a clubhouse, if you're, if you're creating the candle, if you're coming up with it, what's the smell?

Um. And what would you call it? Either or both. Are we being for real? Are we being like funny? because whatever you want. I love to hear both. Like if you got one like Drew Bletsso

Turbo Gillette hair, cool. But if you have one that's like, honestly, like a fall evening at the beach. That's crazy. Oh my God, dude. That just got romantic. Why did that make me want to go on a date, dude?

A fall? Dude, I've never even thought about fall in the beach and the same thing. The beach is so summer. me. See, but that's where it's like turn yourself over, turn a new leaf into the fall beach, baby. Literally guy

who, guy wearing puka shells hasn't thought about the beach wants. I'm going with my family mid-September. We're going down. So that's kind of right there. Fall beach date. You ever done an October beach? Apparently haven't because you never thought about it, but that, dude, I would be so tossed and turned about it. It'd be like, how are we not at a high school football game right now and we're at a beach instead? Hey, this is a, this is an internet thing right now. Is the beach overrated? No. Uh, I mean, if you want to be

contrarian and yeah, you know, start a discussion, first take style, then yeah, yeah, you can say yeah, but no, it's not. I don't think it is. either because I go like once every 14 years and I'm like yeah beach but if I went every day I'd kind of be like all right like can't see my phone sand everywhere but since I don't go that much it's like okay this is sick okay well I mean what you could say that about literally anything that you do in any phase of life you do it every single day yeah eventually you'd be like I don't know man, I think I'm kind of done with it. Uh, yeah.

I actually hate everything I do every single day, but I mean, I'm still doing it. The show, hate it. Stand up, kill me. I hate everything I do. 100%. My car couldn't be worse. Phone, need a new one. Everything I'm doing, hate it.

Hey, I said that to, I said that to my family before the Eliza show because it was like, you know, big, it was a big audience, big theater. I was opening, you know, like, and I was just kind of like, you're on edge. You've been there, right? You're like, you're just like, I don't know, like this sucks. And people in my family are like, do you like feel like this before every show you do? And I was just like, honestly, yeah. They're like, why do you do it? I'm like, you just don't understand, man. Like, it sucks. It's horrible. You hate it. But then you have reasons that keep you coming back. Yeah. You told me a long time ago, bro.

want some me and you shit. You're like, got to live in your fears, dog. And I was like, that's just what that is. Yeah. Like,

I hate it, but like, yeah. I hate it, but you love it. After I love it, but before I hate it, for sure.

That's, that's everything like, that's life, bro. Sure. Jim, hated it before. Oh my God.

Dude, 100%. Beach. Hated, I hate it always. Hate it before. Hate it after. Hate it here.

Hate it there. Hey, I thought of another sports center like a thing that one of the anchors always said, all that in a bag of chips. I think that was Stu Scott. Was it?

No, it was a white guy, I think. Miller from the corner, all that in a bag of chips. Oh. Or like a or like Kenyon Martin down the lane all that in a bag of chips I was like oh oh dude one time

one time Kenyon Martin dunk dunk the shit out of somebody in the sports center announcer goes clean up on aisle six I was like bro that's the that's the white guy like version of like like rapping I think sports center anchors that's amazing yeah it's my

my favorite is Obviously, Stu Scott cools the other side of the pillow. Like, how did he come up with that? Bro. But for me, Neil Everett, baseball, you know, so up at the plate, bartender. Oh, that was hard. That was hard. That was hard.

It's so, so simple, so good. Plays on so. Oh, beautiful. Hey, that one for like 15. years too. Just somebody knocking one out of the part. Bartender. I was like, yeah. Even got to the point where like he wouldn't even say Jack, he would just say bartender. That's what I remember. Bartender. Fucking right over the wall. I'd be like, why does this feel so, dude, we're such guys, man. God dang.

God, hey, I hate to say it. I'm sorry, burpy girls, but comment your favorite thing. Any sports anchor on the sports center has ever said. the anchor and what their phrase was passed broken up by Dre Bly my favorite of all time I forgot to send you Dre Bly was all over my feed this weekend because he was there at the Hall of Fame

enshrine that is their supporting Julius Peppers Julius Peppers and and so there's a bunch of Dre Bly there and I was just like God dang I just all I can hear is Pat Summerall

It was beautiful Picked off Drey Just no enthusiasm He's running it back 50 yards to score High stepping at the 30 The last 20 yards doesn't say anything

I'm like Did he die? What happened? Jesus Christ Oh my God Like oh they must have gone off air Like they got so excited They kicked a cord out of the wall or something

That's what I thought Oh, they're just chilling? Hey, man. Seen one too many touchdowns, okay. You got TV, man. Let the visual paint the picture. You don't got to tell people. Yeah, you're right.

Dre Bly. Can we talk about the name, just three letters and three letters? Just Jesus Christ, bro. Can't do it any better than that. Dre Bly. His name's probably not even Andre. It's just probably Dre.

birth certificate Drey Bligh, shut up. Just came out with gloves on unstrapped. As a baby. Hey, he's king of, uh, he's king of, uh, he's king of wearing straight up just like Jordan's shoes on the AstroTurf. Oh my God. You remember where that shit when dudes are just straight up be wearing Jordan basketball shoes playing football on Astro Turf. Randy Moss.

That's what I, I kind of thought that was the coolest thing about turf. I was like, the purple, the purple 11th. You can just wear

any shoe you want now on that. Okay. Like crazy. I think we've talked about this before, but state championships games were played at the RCA dome in Indianapolis.

They had turf. One of the best like running backs in the state, Dre Mason just had data Supremes on the C-Webs. I was like, like, okay, dude, like, be cooler. White and blue ones?

I was like, shut up, bro. Returning kicks. Come on. Just bobbing back there. Just six touchdowns, 350 yards in the state game. Like, it never happened. Okay. Everybody would talk about how painful it was,

playing on AstroTurf, basically playing on concrete. You know, you have the residual effects of what could do your body later on. But is all that worth? giving up wearing Jordans on the field. I think so.

You tore your ACL? That sucks. But you were wearing Js? Not that bad. And turf tape? Let's talk. All right. Let's get to the clubhouse here,

see what the they got. What's going on? Station. How about this? Team these guys at jemot.com. Every time, never get told. from Eric, our pal Eric. Eric with a K.

Nice. Subject beach. Get a bug, get a ball, get a ball, get a ball. Guys, best day of my life may have been today. On vacation at the Jersey Shore, not a jersey guy, yelling, get a ball, get a ball, get a ball. While my 11-year-old daughter ran crossing routes across the beach, catching Nerf footballs, skimming a lot of Thong Ladin folks

that were clearly agitated made my day. you guys would have been proud. I wish I had some tape to break it down. Not film watching tape. One of these guys and slap my ass with VHS tape and a cowboy clicker. Ben's dad had to have one stapled to a Barka lounger. Barsal lounger?

I know exactly what he's talking about, but I've never heard that before. So he would. Worse than losing a Roku remote was a film clicker. Not a beach football podcast, not a JV coaching podcast. podcast. Please keep doing what you do. I love it. Sincerely, Eric from Saratoga. Thanks, pal. Bro. I'm actually going to Saratoga in a couple weeks. I don't know if I mentioned that or not, Eric, but I'll be up there with ABR, the horse racing company. And so I thought out to the track, bro.

I thought it was for sure for an F1 race, because don't they have one? Saratoga. I'm like, ooh, that sounds cool. No, you're mixing like Talladega and Daytona. And Daytona. Mm-hmm. But nerve football's best invention? I don't know. Vortex football? Come on, bro. That's the thing.

You had to have the little stem coming off the back, right? Hey, that one that you can like, you can like click it in. And then when you want to throw it deep, you like press a button, it's like, I was like, this is crazy. That might have been the John L.Y one. Not that I know or anything. bro that's why that's why we didn't succeed in sports i've got a theory we didn't succeed i mean we were pretty good in sports but we didn't like obviously we probably didn't get to the level that we

wanted to go to because like we just wanted to have fun like we would just like put the basketball hoop on eight foot to see if we could dunk and that probably ruined our like shot a little bit and like we didn't play with a real football we just played with like a vortex football like it kind of it probably like hindered it a little bit Because my dad would always be like, put it on 10, bro. And I'd be like, I know. But like, dude, just let me like do that Jordan. Yeah.

No, 100%. I was just about to say there was a, there was a dad of one of my friends. Like when he would drop his kid off when we were playing at the house, I had the hoop. Obviously it would be like eight, maybe eight and a half. And he would always say something. You guys trying out at that level too? That's like, it was right. Yeah, but to your point, I mean, when you're a lot of,

11 years old. I know. You want to fucking throw it off the backboard and yam. I know, man.

How about I just, dude, take me back to that. Please, for the love of God. Somebody's mom would always come out.

Quit hanging on the rim. Kind of kills your vibe. Or they come out and be like, Brownies are ready. See ya. Dude, Max Smock's mom

yelled at me one time for hanging on the rim. I was like, damn. Yeah, because she was like an actual,

baller. So she was probably one who's pissed that it was low because she played hoops. They just had it all. Lived, lived across the street from my homie Danny. Yeah. So they were like, yeah, you can come play at our house, whatever. They had the driveway with the

extendo clip on it. You could like hit threes in the driveway. Level surface. Dude, I was playing basketball in a driveway like this. My whole fucking. Always, why do you always go to the right? Because it's downhill at my house. Yeah.

But I was hanging on the rim. I don't know. I was probably being hell of disrespectful. But then again, that's what the rim is for on those. You know? They had breakaway, right? I was taking it a little too far.

Like, for not being mine, you know? Yeah. I was going a little too rough with it. And she, hey, quit hanging on the rim. I was like, I'm not dunking ever again. What do you know? Politi crossing the line.

It was just too much fun, bro. We were playing 21, you know. It was getting heated. Did you know I always hated I always fucking hated pool basketball What a joke This is this is good right here Yeah

Pool basketball It's really just who's the strongest guy You don't have to be good at shoot It's just You have to be good at anything You're like There's so much like I was always like yeah

I'm definitely gonna like go for a rebound And get knocked out of the way By Anthony Milto Hit my head on the fucking side of the pool and die. Sounds fun. Man, but if you could hit a three, it was so hard to shoot for somebody

because there's so much shit going on. Like somebody would... You can splash constantly? Somebody would line up to shoot. It was tough, bro. It was a workout too. Pool basketball, you'll burn like... That was the only redeeming quality.

It was like, when I would play, I'd be like, I know I'm churning and burning here, bro. Yeah. You'd be so tired after. one game. It'd be like best of three. I don't even know if I got it in me, dude. Again, I'd be like, can't we just like jump off

the side and have Alliub contest and like see who could do the coolest fucking like, what are we doing? Yeah. It was hard, man. You'd always have the big guy just pushing people, bro. And you're just like, I can't yet. One of your linemen friends just used to pushing you. And then right when you get the edge on them,

somebody slaps the ball out of your hand. Jesus Christ. So pissed. Yeah, just water in your eyes the whole time. Hey, yeah, you want to not be able to breathe, have water in your eyes the whole time and be pissed off. Let's play pool basketball. That's why there's so many fights during pool basketball because everybody's just one second away from just losing it. One just, ah!

And you always end up just getting in like a push contest. The ball goes somewhere else. Get your stretch marks out of my face. Get your weird armpit. And then somebody blocks your shot and the ball goes in the deep end. Take six minutes to go get it. Meanwhile, yeah, you're the one who's going to get it.

You're literally drowning because you have the ball and you're also trying to like get back and you're just treading water, bro. You're the go get it guy for the rest of the day too. I went and got the first one in the deep end. Now I got to get everyone. You got on that slope. Oh my God.

slip a little bit. Hey, when you're playing like the the slope was like the three point line. You're right? So you'd be towing with it and then you fucking slip and you're just you lose the ball. Air ball.

No, you don't even get a shot off because you slip. The ball fucking flies out of your hands. You go under. Somebody jumps on top of you to get the ball. You're drowning. Yeah, fun. Everybody having a good time playing pool basketball. That slope shot was so,

most difficult shot in basketball history. slope pool shot for sure. Yeah. Especially, why are we always an underclassman too? You were like the sophomore randomly at the and so you're just getting completely bullied. You only played pool basketball when you're a sophomore in high school. No other year.

And it wasn't with the kids in your class. It was the senior who took you under his wing and you're like, dude. No, I don't want to do this. But you can't say no because you just be a fucking, ridiculed. It's like a right of passage, man. It's like, I don't want Frank to have to do that, but I want him to have to do that. Sophomore year, he's going to be doing it.

All right, from Stephen. Not a reminiscent podcast. Subject, Seneca Wallace. While waiting for everyone to get ready a couple of weekends ago, all the guys waiting started watching the best of this is SportsCenter commercials on YouTube. The perfect, he's probably out cheating meme. When are you guys going to book an event in Huntington or Charleston or Charleston? Carlson, West Virginia. Love the podcast, Stephen.

Love you, Stephen. Yeah. That's, what an idea, man. That's a, that's a fun one. That's a funny one right there to throw on the best of this is SportsCenter. They all crushed. Literally. There wasn't one where I was like, could be better. The one I, I mean, this one's pretty like new, I think, but the one where they're just having a meeting and all the, like, pirate mascots come in and take all the food and leave and they're just like and Andrew

dude hey hey hey hey no you forgot Andrew McCutchen comes in and he's like the leader of them and then they stop and then he's like I forget exactly what he says but he says something cool he'll get out of it take you

he says something so cool dude no one cooler than the when Andrew McCutcheon popped off in the league I was like all right bro he is yeah he is smooth dude the uh the one

where Stu Scott and I think John Anderson are pitching touchdown dances to Chad John. That's so cool. Stu like gets up on the table that like gets on his back on the table, bro. Oh my gosh. Hey, okay, here we go. This is mixing all of our favorite things right now.

I can't believe I don't know if I've ever even brought this up to you somehow. I don't think I have. Do you ever remember on literally Christmas Eve, it would be like, late night Christmas Eve. You would turn on like ESPN2

and they would just have like a constant running of the This is Sports Center commercials with like Christmas music in the background. Do you remember this? Was this a fever dream? No, but I'm getting it confused with I think they do this around Christmas too

and they like list all the people that work at ESPN. Yeah. Is that the same thing? It's just the same thing. Yes. Oh yeah. And I'm like,

this is amazing. The list of the people would be going down on the left side on like a snowy background and there'd be a little like Christmas kind of like bells. Dude, that's when you know it's Christmas. That's when you know it's Christmas.

That is the bat signal for Christmas. bro, and then they'd have a little picture and picture of the Vista Sports Center commercials just on a loop. Yeah. Oh, my God. Wait, what was that? I bet you could look it up on YouTube. But that, oh, bro, that is it, does it start at like, does it start at like 9 p.m. on Christmas Eve? I think.

I remember one time me and my sister, I think, and like I know I'm going to get a text from her because she listens every week. so love that. But I literally, I think it was like, I think it was like 2009, maybe. And so I was like 16. And me and both of my sisters, like all three of us, we always on Christmas Eve would sleep in the same room.

Hell yeah. You know, sibling Christmas tradition or whatever. And I remember like I flipped it on and both us were still awake. And I remember at one point, I was just like, are you seeing what I'm saying?

Like, is this like, because it's just been going on forever. I thought it was like a little tiny segment they were going to do for like three minutes. Oh. And we're like 30 minutes. Then of this, they're still going. I'm like, is what is happening here? Yeah. I love that kind of shit when they're just like, just let it run, dude.

And it's like a three hour long thing. They definitely are like, hey, hey, you know, the boss that night. It was like, it's Christmas Eve. Go be with the family. I'm like, they just throw that on. I love when stations do that. I'm like, oh, they're definitely not in the office right now. Like, good for them.

Take a, take an hour off, SportsCenter. Wow, what a, what a memory. It just got unlocked there. Thanks, Stephen. Hey, they do that on Thanksgiving, too, after the games on, like, Fox. Do they do that? Where they, like, listen. Hey, thanks for all your help from the whole entire, like, CBS family.

and it's like and maybe they're showing highlights at that or do they show pictures of the people did they show? Yeah, they show the little show because it's like the production it's their time to shine. I'm like, did they die?

I always think that. I'm like, Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours. That's it. That's it. That's it. Yep.

Not a holiday podcast. Nah, we're sports, no sports. Not a reminiscent of a interesting. like this from tie subject line

Kerry Collins is Clubhouse hey guys love the show hope you both make it to Atlanta for a live show ATL that'd be fun wow Steelers Steelers do play their week one Steelers Falcons

that's a crazy game to me I think you guys mentioned recently how Reggie Bush for the Roman numeral V on his jersey in training camp and it reminded me of Goldberg being number X for a mean machine the longest yard. P.S. Greatest Jersey unveiling moment of all time?

It's up there. It is. Which got me thinking, what are the best and worst made up TV movie jerseys of all time? For my money, best include Space Jam, any given Sunday, and Hoosiers. Worst include the replacements and like Mike. Great movies, though. Thanks, fellas. P.S. Slop my ass with Donard Robinson's

untied shoelaces while I move into the shotgun position at the altar during my wedding and pre-snap motion, one of my groomsmen from one side of the line to the other. Please do that. It's insane. With the leg. All the bridesmaids. What the fuck are they doing?

The bride. That's my worst. Stupid clubhouse. It's like your wife's like day, you know? Yeah. So if you, if you, this wasn't part of the plan.

You know, they have everything all plan. Bring a groomsman into trips real quick. Good luck. bro. Somebody has to have done that, right? Like bring the bridal party up in motion. Like, no one's done that, dude.

That's so clubhouse wedding. Hey, first clubhouse wedding that we officiate the bride and the groom get brought up by fucking bringing them in motion. All the heat motion to where they're running horizontally. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like across the line.

Yeah. Like they're about to kick out the defensive. end, not that this is a sports podcast. That's so funny. You're going to kick out. You're going to double team and you're going to just kick them out there. Hey.

Coach hands. Yeah, space shame's great. For me, one of the best would be from the natural. The New York believe they're the Knights.

yeah yeah sometimes I can't even watch sports movies because the jerseys are so bad like I'm like who's in charge of that like these look good enough

for you like bro but you're any given Sunday they did kind of pop off on the uniforms um water boy the natural oh natural

the New York Knights of Robert Redford uh water boy I love the they like I think the mud dogs made the orange and brown and the kind of colors that you'd be like, they made it be like, oh.

Yeah, mud dogs before, and then when they got in the bowl game, they got New Jersey's. I was like, here we go, bro, with the stripes on the side. They looked like cleaner. Dude,

and for some reason, I was always pulling for that quarterback on their team. I don't know why. The dude, like with the accent. It always made me, uh, it always like

yeah that had a real connection moment for me when him and Bobby like because he always used to give Bobby shit and make fun of him and then when he like becomes friends with them you know yeah that moment at the end or he's like let's do it Bobby and he's just like I'm ready friend

that part dude that part gets me gonna cry gonna cry but uh the whole time I was like man I just hope that quarterback like comes around like you could tell he's got he's got the he's got the juice like just please just please work out yeah um man he said like Mike I like I like I like like like like like like like like like like I don't think I ever saw it um high school musical jerseys weren't bad yeah they were fine

they were just so high school musical it was just like yeah when you think of Disney channel you think of that that uniform let me look up because I'm drawing a blank here see because here you go um you have so many that are like true you know what i mean because it's like bold durnum that's those are real uniforms you know uh blue mountain state real uniforms uh got dodgeball on here average jo's eh you know probably go in the worst i love how average joes had um like a silky jerseys can we bring silky jerseys back bring 2025 bring silk jerseys back

dude the CYO silk joints oh you that was a next level team you were playing if they had silk jerseys I was like ooh it's got silk St. Jude black jerseys never forget the basketball always had silk

all of our all of our shit was silk for basketball but not in not in all the way up to eighth grade grade, seventh, eighth grade was silk, but before then it was mashed. Not mad. Not mad at it. From Kurt. How did the Detroit Tigers not win a world series between 2011 and 2014? Hey, Joey and Ben, long time listener, first time emailer from Michigan. With the Olympics currently on, I have a sports question for you. Not a sports podcast, though. If you could pick one sport

to go back and be dominant, be dominant in which would it be? Can't be the sport you grew up playing the most. Dunkin, Ben Rathesberger, Miami of Ohio, Jersey, and Wall. and slap my silly little face with the same force. Michael Phelps would slap his back before jumping in to make some European look like a jump. You guys rock. Keep it up. Love first time emailer.

Thanks, Kurt. Keep emailing in. Yeah, that's a tough one there. There were some battles in the postseason between the Tigers and the Red Sox. I remember at that time. And in 2012, yeah, they just lost to the Giants, I believe. Buzz Saul, you know, Dynasty there. Madison Bumgarner.

whatnot. Anyways. One sport to go back and dominate, what would it be? Golf. Just any sport at any time? When you were a kid. And I think,

yeah, yeah. Tennis. Yeah, it's surprising with how much your mom play that, like, you didn't really ever dabble. My grandma told me when I was, like, seven years old. She was like, you should literally just play tennis. And I was like, no, I want to play football. You know, I was just like so, so just one-sided, like, didn't know.

But like, thinking back, bro, if I just would have been like, you know what? I don't want to play football ever. I just want to play tennis. That would be insane. Doing like no-look hits. I was like, why aren't they doing that? You would be a totally different person. I know.

But, and there's like some swag in tennis too. That's cool. You get some brand deals there. Two white wristbands. Playing tennis. Would you have worn the Nadal, a little cap? Raphael Nadal. I don't know.

Like bandana? That was so cool. You know, that's like the sleeve in basketball growing up. If you were a sleeve, like, you got to be him. If you were the bandana, you probably got to be pretty good. You are, I mean, you definitely were athletic enough. Like, you might have fucked up. You could have been a really good tennis player.

I think so, too. I think so too. If you wouldn't have played football and just tennis, and if I wouldn't have played baseball and just golf, totally different lives. I wonder what we'd be doing besides being professional athletes. You know, maybe I'll inflict that on my son. Hey, son. And I got to play those sports that you have about a 0.08% chance to go do anything with.

Right. Just badmine. get over there get over there uh this is from uh shiona long time long time no no hear from good to hear from her uh subject line finally football says hey joey ben i've been catching up in the last four months of these guys because baby girl has been a tad bit behind i'm on episode 69 where you both realize you're in chicago for the same show phenomenal moment i still have a few episodes to go so this question has been asked already whoops with the last with the best time of the ear upon us. Who is the underdog team

you want to have a Cinderella story? I'm rooting for the Bears since they haven't won a Super Bowl since the 80s. Slot my ass. Throw a scorching hot coffee on my face and braided my nose with the game winning throw from a home Super Bowl 2024. Well, that moment that we realized we're on the same show was definitely

the best moment of that entire experience. Except subway. Subway was good. Except the subway cookies after. It was a good. It was a good time. Good trip. Yeah. Good trip for sure. Underdog team, you want to have a Cinderella story. I don't hear Ben's answer.

I feel so bad for the Panthers, dude. They got no fans. No one cares about them. I'm like, bro, Panthers might get discontinued here in a couple of years. I kind of feel, but I like the Panthers, bro. Like, they're keeping it. Colors, the colors. Uniforms, they're not doing too much.

Like, just, I want the Panthers. to make the playoffs and like beat like a a clinched team you know what I mean like I want the panthers to just have a good year please for the love of God I'm like Carolina there's not much going on there like just please please please please Panthers be good I get down with that Muhammad Panthers jersey just thought about it would be so sick oh shit Mohammed hell yeah thrown to him on mad in 2005 like always a guaranteed catch down the sideline Just such a number one wide receiver too. Jake Delome down the sideline to Muson Muhammad.

Jake Delon just came out of nowhere. I was like Jake Delon. Who? Where do you go to? Oh, that's a good one. Jake Delome College. Bro, you have me on that one. I got it.

I got to know. I don't know right now. He hate me, Panthers jersey? Look it up. Before I look it up. a green team that's all I got Green team

University of Louisiana he was a Raging Cajun Bro that's that's elite NFL guys game name throw that one

throw that one in your act see how many pick up on that one when I was in Philly I did oh I did Marshall Falk rode it was quiet for like three seconds and somebody said something San Diego Stade got an Aztec out there

Yeah Somebody there was a big Big time clubhouse out there That's awesome Uh sorry Underdog team for me Man I just don't really care Unless it's the Steelers

And they're kind of an underdog To be honest Okay All right Jeez I just don't care I don't know Okay well pretend like you care

real quick I can't For the pod For the pod Do like an NBA It doesn't have to be football All right fine I'll do football

Jesus College football You know Just pick like a low key school Or something No I think I think Lions

I think the bills Just need to get it done They just need to get it done They just need to get it done And they're kind of flying under Because they lost to Kansas City At home in the playoffs And so everybody's kind of like

Look they're just not going do it. And so I could see it being like, ah, they finally sneak up. And I like Josh Allen a lot. And he's cool. Buffalo. Buffalo is like a clubhouse capital. Had a great show in Buffalo and the people they were awesome. And I know you're about to as well. So I'd be down with that. And I know there, but people will be like, but it's not really like, but like I just said, it is because everybody's in talking about Cincinnati already, talking about Baltimore, talking about Kansas. talking about Houston. Like Buffalo is kind of flying under the radar going to this year.

They are. Buffalo's fun, bro. But I do. I like Josh Allen. I just want him to, I just want him to get it done. Low key. He's a cool dude.

He's funny. Like, I think he'd be a cool hang. It was nice to me at the Derby. My mom loves him. All good things. We both just want to go on a bro date with him so bad. Totally.

That's all it is. That's all this. Josh Allen. because I'm in love with Josh Allen. Just say it. Josh Allen may be the most bro-date guy in the league. I mean, he would be solid guys that were in love with top five, Josh Allen. George Kittle. Yeah, he would, for some reason, I'm a little intimidated.

Like, I'm like, bro, you're going to make me like bong three beers or something. You know what I mean? Or like, you're going to de-pants me or something. Yeah. Which is fine. That's pretty. That's pretty funny. Yeah.

Josh Allen, George Kittle. Guys were in love with top five. Josh Allen, George Kittle. Who else am I 100% in love with in the NFL? Dude, you know who was awesome when I hung out with him in November?

Jamir Gibbs. Oh, yeah. He was cool. Who's he played for right now? Who's he play for? Huh? Who's he played for? Yeah, that's all right.

I was like there's somebody on Detroit. I'll finish the list later because all I can think about is dudes that don't play in the NFL right now. Wants to hang out with Drew Bloods so so bad. Yeah, don't we all? All right. There's a couple more we'll get to next week,

but we're running kind of long here. And that just means, you know, more opportunities. So team these guys are jeml.com. Fire room over for us. Appreciate you guys. Keep watching on you. YouTube, these guys clubhouse on YouTube, subscribe for us there.

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