THESE GUYS! - BEST OF THESE GUYS! Giving Up Something For Lent

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

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Best of These guys You're the face of TikTok Vine like generation This is the face The face of day I can't do anything Plus 15 seconds

You're telling me a story Shut the fuck up at the 15 seconds Why would I was always so jealous of like a kid named JD I know Just be a DJ already AJ DJ

DK Like who would have ever thought dk would be a cool like initial name like you can literally z y like what's next they got to they gotta have the i don't even think it matters bro they got to flow you know dk doesn't flow dk yeah yeah it does

dz nice i'm down with that i'm really down with that yeah what would that stand for something zachary david david david zackery but usually people with initials have the worst names ever. I was going to say, you know,

that doesn't seem right because DZ is so much cooler than Drew Zachary. I guess that's a point. I guess that's why he'd call him DZ. DZ. Oh, that's nice,

dude. What I would do to just have initials for my name? I don't know why, yeah, J.T. Not bad. J.T.

is like, yeah. That's like the LeBron of initial names. J.T. I think J.D. might be. It's the shoe place now.

Ah. But growing up, there was always just like a like a, like a, like a, Bad ass baseball player. JD, y'all.

Yeah, like, it was like a badass baseball player from, you know, Cincinnati or like South Carolina that we everybody would know about. I felt like. It's like. I felt like at the turn. Yeah, at the tournament, it'd be like, you know, this kid's name would be like, J.D. half half in staff or some shit. But it's like J.D. is tight. He's just, he's just JD.

Right. You don't even know his last name. And yeah. But it was like the cool. had all the cool shit, like the arm bands, probably had a little bit of locks coming out of the... Baseball swag. It looked like a baseball player.

Like, yeah, it's JD. Big fat ass. Fight and necklace on, 19 arm bands. Just go to fucking Syracuse. You know, South Carolina already. Yeah. South Carolina, probably more than Syracuse. Yeah, I don't know.

In baseball. It's okay. It's right. We live and we learn. So what? So what? TG 24. TG 24.

You heard that tune? in a while. What is it? If I'm a lot to seepong when I zap in nine. So, uh, too, so what? That's nice.

I can't really, Sierra. Oh. Sierra and, I forget who the group is, but I've been, yeah. Yeah,

dude, you know, when you get a song that you haven't heard in like 12 years probably, then you hear it again. for the first time and that's all you want to do. It's like completely consumes your mind. And that's all you can listen to. Got to listen to it 24 times.

I do that with everything, dude. Songs over. Immediately hit the arrow back. We're redoing it. Bro, I hit the back arrow at like 14 seconds. I know. This motherfucker used to. Is that just a me thing?

When he was so, back in the the, the Polisi party days, you know, when you'd be able to get them out for, for an open house or for a night out. This dude would take control of the ox, of course, and would play the same song. And just like he said, it would not be like halfway through or like at the end. You know what I mean?

It would be that little tiny intro and you're like, oh, and then he would start it over and we'd redo the whole thing. Sometimes I just can't get past that. All I need is like a playlist of songs that just go to 14 seconds. just 102 songs I go to 14 seconds dude I would rip through that you're the most

TikTok you're the face of TikTok Vine like generation this is the face the face of the face of day I can't do anything past 15 seconds you're telling me a story shut the fuck up after 15 seconds

you just said you're a playlist of 14 seconds actually this podcast is going way too long three minutes in oh God, dude, I'd never for it. It was a Bugatti. It was a, oh, I'm a new Bugatti. Because at the beginning, it had some tight, you know, and, uh, intro and then you would just restart that shit up.

Beginning of Bugatti's. Get, get. Chef's kiss. Uh, dude, uh, you give up anything for Lent? I was thinking about this thing. I knew you're going to ask me. And I thought about it for three seconds then forgot totally. You were changing the song back. It was something like that. I don't know, man. I don't know. Dude.

I haven't thought about it. I usually decide what I'm going to give up for Lent like two days before Easter. That's great. So then you have two days of, hey, I did my shit? I'm like, hey, dude. Did it do it for two days?

Killed it this year. I'm great. What about you? I'm giving up. Is it like a challenge or is it something like kind of low key? No, it's a challenge. for me.

Drinking. Wine. Dude, that's what I was thinking. When I was like, Joey's going to ask me when I'm going to give up, maybe I'll give up wine.

But I was like, that's never going to happen. Then I just moved on to the next thing I was doing. Yep. I was in Ash Wednesday Mass and I was thinking about, I was like,

damn, yeah, okay, that's next. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? And then it hit me. I was like wine. It is red and white. Oh, yeah.

Now, in classic Catholic fashion, I'm still drinking. Oh, wait, wait, wait. But are you doing? the thing where you can do it on Sundays. No, that's some fucking lame shit. Cheat code.

That's such a, okay. Bring it in. That's such a, no, I don't, I don't do that. I don't do that. My family was pro Sundays. We, is the free space. I think, I think that probably will lend the case when like,

Frankie is eight. Because, you know, the kids, they want to give up something, right? Because it's like, I give up. I give up candy. am playing video games. And then four days into it, they're losing their fucking mind.

So it's like, all right, Sunday. You can. Sunday. Just do it. All right. And you reset the clock. Sundays were great growing up. I'd give up donuts.

Sundays? 42 donuts later, dude. Day of donuts. Yeah. Oh, Sunday's a donut day. That's the only day. You can't eat a fucking donut on a Tuesday? You're crazy.

You got to be really depressed. I don't even, or like so rich, you don't even know what day it is. You know? Oh, it's Tuesday? Yeah, give me another yeast. Give me another jelly filled. Yeah. We talk about donuts every podcast.

And we're going to keep fucking doing it. We're going to keep doing it. Friday, Saturday, Sunday are the only donut days. You can get wild with a Thursday. Maybe. No. Weekday donuts are bad news. On a Thursday, you can't get a little...

Maybe if it's like 10 p.m. So you can just sleep. with that donut. And then you wake up and it's all gone, babe. Dude, I used to do that overnight shift at the radio station. I get up at 6 a.m. go to Jack's donuts, get six donuts, eat them all in the way home, live one minute away, and then sleep for six hours. I'd wake up and be like, oh, I feel like a million bucks. Best morning of my life. Those aren't, those aren't like no joke of a donut. I mean, those things are some hogs. Oh, you say hogs. Hawks. Hogs of donuts, man. Oh, yeah. You know, else, yeah, I mean, they're hogs of donuts and hogs would want to eat them, you know, like the linemen, tied in.

Every lineman ever eating anything. Towel around his shoulder. I'm like, what does that for? He just take my bathroom towel because he sweats when he eats turkey. Yeah, dude, you know, I'd be on a Thursday, 8.15 a.m. You're getting ready for the weekend. You're trying to get the juices going a little bit. The weekend juice is flowing.

I'm not bringing a little donut flavor. You're not having half of one. I'm not even going to play along with you. Not even any donut holes or anything. Ooh, see, that's different. Come on. Now, what do we? Shut up.

You get a box. You get a box of donuts. And then for people like you, it's like, you bring in the box of donuts. And so I was like, oh, no, I can't. And then you go like, you do one of these. And it's the back of donut holes. I'll go up and kiss you if you did that to me. Like low key behind your back because he knew I was going to be there.

Uh-huh. Hey. He'll break. He'll break. I'm not a break. Like I'm a little fucking golden retriever. Shake it a little bit. Boise treats?

Those donuts are good. Man, those donuts are good. But like powder donuts, they can get a little exhausting. Cinnamon donuts a little bit too. But there's like one of those donut holes in between those two. I don't even know what it is,

but it's like very... Like a cake donut hole? It's cake. It's just straight cake. And you're like, I can pound these. Oh, yeah. Cake donut holes are way better than cake donuts.

I said it. I said it. I'm such a cake donut guy someone has to disagree with you there I know but I will see if I can get you I will agree that like the regular yeast donut hole is better than a regular donut those are insane and they're all like

they're not really like spheres they're just like clumped up oh you give me any type of food that's just fucked up give me that garlic it used to be like that garlic knots destroy it and give it to me Sometimes some places go as crazy as to call him garlic knuckles.

Punch me in a goddamn face. Dude, who would rather eat a, oh, it kind of reminded him of like a vagina maybe. That's kind of weird. What? I don't know.

I think I'd rather eat a garlic knuckle than a garlic knot. I don't know. Something about eating a knot sounds good. Like the worst you call food, the better it is, you know. Like I went to some weird ice cream place and they're like, hey, you want to kick cat, they call it like cement mixer. Oh yeah. And I was like, oh yeah. Kid me? No doubt. What else you got? You got some like, what do they call it? Like mud tracks.

Okay, so we got vanilla. We got the hot fudge sunda. We got the cement mixer. We got the mud tracks. Moose tracks. Moose. just roll me down a hill in that shit we got bear shit and then we go oh tell me more about the bear shit then our specialty for this month only

is we just call it mulch you're like I would eat that you couldn't give me let's go you said it right now let's go mulch with extra hot fudge like what do you think it'd be

just like a bunch of just crushed up kit cats crushed up chock yeah crushed up kid cats maybe probably some crushed up like you know the little tiny uh chocolate like uh they're not chocolate kisses kind of there oh herzy kisses yeah the little tiny tiny oh not even like regulation size no not regulation size the ones that you put on top of oh chocolate chips right Jesus Christ chocolate chips oh my god I'm just going mash out hey they would put the chocolate chips

down they'd take like one of those fucking that you know they would take honestly you could take like the end of a, or you could take a spoon, you could crush it down that way. Or you can just take, uh, like, uh, you're crushing down chocolate tips right now. You could take the ice cream scooper, take the bottom of it. That shit just ground up on some real shit, like the end of the ice cream scoopers. So you're like some crazy, some crazy 10 p.m. Nobody's home shit. Yeah, I've done it. I mean what? I've never done that. That's, that's what mulch would be. Moulch. Oh, just every.

every ice cream thing you you can have. I just want it named after a landscaping. Moults shrubs. Manewer. Oh, manure, dude. Throw it at my face. How good would that be? Maneur?

Oh. You know, it's just going to be loaded. It's like not that frozen either. No, a little liquid. No, not like, not liquid, but, you know, It's getting there. It's pretty soft serve there, bro. Soft serve.

Soft as serve manure, too. That's too good. Yeah, so wine, wine it is. I don't know. Yeah, it's the whole lent thing, obviously growing up and everything, everybody had just the dumbest, most useless shit.

I'm giving up candy. I'm giving up thing. The F word. I'm giving up video games. Like, it's all the same shit. I'm giving up free. French fries. Those are all tough.

They are. I know. I know. But it's just the same, you know, it was the same shit. Mm-hmm. And then you start, you start getting into that, you start getting into the like, well, instead of giving something, I don't want to do something. I'm like, ah, here we go.

That was me. Giving up chocolate, but I can still eat like sour candy and I'm doing 25 push-ups a day. Me and me when I was 12. You still, no. I am doing that. I just cranked out 25. You got a starburst on you? Yeah, you know, I mean, I still having a mixed drink.

I'm still having a beer, but like wine is my drink. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's our drink. Yeah, I mean, that's what I go to. Got any wine everywhere. Yeah, I'll have some wine. It's just all, it's perfect.

Wine's perfect. I'm not going to talk about it anymore because you're going to want it. Thanks. Did one year I gave up TV in the, yeah. now that that is admirable i was just i was trying to knock it out of the park man whoa how old are you fourth grade i think i think i was like i'm going to give up tv and i think my family like went silent they were like oh shit he might were they were you like trying to make up or something were you trying to get on the good side of your your dad or something like that maybe but it was really going all

out for lint wow he's serious more like a personal thing I was like, I wonder if I can do it. Bro is wild. Because we'd go on like a family vacation and my family would be in a room watching something and I'd be like, dude, I would face the wall and just listen to it. I swear.

Okay, so it could be on. You just literally, you can't have eyes on it. Yeah. I was just like, I'm not watching it. I think you're saying like it can't, like the TV did not come on for you when you were in the room wherever you were for the 40 days or whatever it is.

It was tough. Yeah, I had to make some adjustment Like I'd walk into a restaurant and I'd be eating like this. Yeah, the back to it. But it's probably a good rule of thumb restaurants every day. It doesn't matter what restaurant I'm at. If there's a TV on, I just absolutely for whatever reason is gravitate towards it. It's always NFL network or something. And I tell you, if it's a replay that somehow happens to be any Steelers game at all,

I mean, I consider me just tapped out. I'm going to contribute nothing to the conversation at the meal. And it's not even that. like, show, like I'm watching. I just can't help. I'm just,

I'm locked in. Because they're so good at what they do on those shows. Like, I'm just like, I'm in a bar. It's loud as hell in the bar.

I'm just watching a football life Jerome Bettis on mute for 30 minutes while people are talking at my table. What do you think, dog? I'm like, just watching him on the Rams. Subtitles.

Yeah, he was on the Rams. Subtitles. So where, like, you, the scene on the, the TV is three.

scenes later than what the subtitles are. They're like, okay, I remember it. Yeah, he was, okay, so that part, yeah, he was at the Rams. They're talking about Los Angeles. Now he's back at that. You're trying to add up what the subtitles are from where the scenes are. Hey, subtitles, like, get on the same page with the TV. Who's a subtitle guy?

What if it was, what if the subtitle guy was live? It seems like it. It's weird. Hey, you know who the subtitle guy is? Cola. Dude, just so late. Backspace, How about when the subtitle guy just gives up?

You ever seen that? You're watching like a rap music video and it's a real fast rapper and the guy's like, that fucking Jesus Christ Twista. He just gives up. I don't know what this guy's saying?

What's supposed to do? Who's that guy that? Was that Buster Rimes? Yeah. Holy hell. Yeah, that does. I don't know. That's a really funny video idea.

Subtitle guy when the Buster Rhymes verse comes on. Jesus Christ, are you serious? This type of numbers. I told you I wasn't doing it anymore, Terry. He just puts, I don't know.

Look it up. Nicole's subtitle. That's hilarious. Yeah, right. Dude, guess what I interviewed today? Who? What?

Oh, who? What sport? Football. uh ballard no but close so we're talking colts huh the new head oh Jesus Christ all right all right Jim Bob Cooter no Chuck Pagano is he still talking you know is he still talking and he came here to do this podcast you're gonna finish up with him he's still answering a question yeah I got a knock out of podcast I'll be right back he was great man he was uh I'm doing this show for 33rd team.

I'm playing off of that for those about to mock sketch I did a couple years ago like my strange addiction mock drafts and so I actually made it into a show for those about to mock and it's like an eight part series leading up to this year's draft

and the first guest was Chuck Begana. And he was super cool. For those about to mock. Yeah. So it should be out by the time this comes out. So a little organic plug cross promotion.

OG plug, OG plug. A little cross promotion. Learn that in the radio biz But he was cool, man He never, get this He had never been to Iotos What has happened? Chuck Pagano

Didn't you build it? The first thing he asked me We get on you before it started recording He's like, hey Joe Lo what you do, follow him like Yeah, thanks coach He's like, I'm Molnero, that's Your Paison, right?

And I was like, yeah Like the first thing he asked And then he's never been to Iotos? I was like, what, bro, what? What were you doing here? Yeah. He's like, oh, you know, I was like, I guess you were working. He was like, right. Yeah. And I was like, but you made it on their places. Fucking Ioutsos is the backyard of the stadium. Where, what? I now we got to have him on here. So now we talked about and I just invited you and your dad, but now we're going to do you, your dad, me, and Coach Pagano at Iotos. That would be so. I wouldn't say a goddamn word. I would just do this whole time. I would nervous talk the shit out of the entire thing. because I'd be like, well, Ben's on a weird, I don't know what he's doing. His dad's definitely on a weird thing.

I don't know what his dad's doing, you know. I wouldn't say anything. Just you two, go. Just talk about, like, nickel defense against Titans or something. I don't know. Talk about stacking the box or something. It was just so funny, man, because we've talked about it on this show. But I was telling him, I was like, yeah, yeah, coach.

Like, I was a radio grunt for a while, like, listen to every. every one of your fucking press conferences. Yep. Know your cadence. Yep. But he's a good dude, man. Really, really good dude. So, uh,

what do you always say? You know, just got to keep chopping. We got to. You know. You know. You know. Oh, yeah,

you know. He's got a lot of flame in his throat. Yeah. No. You're going on tour, man. A little mini tour? A little mini Johnson tour. Yeah,

yeah. Ontario 316. Then we got the next weekend we got Kansas City 327 and I wish you could have worked that to be in April for that because the NFL drafts in Kansas City oh wow the day you're in Tampa the day you're in Tampa April 27th

that's when the NFL draft is and so I was like for a second I was like wait he's going to Kansas City maybe and then I saw it but it's all good damn I didn't know that oh well so it's hey next year so it's California I might. I might. Yeah, it's Cali, then it's Casey, then it's Albany, and then it's Tampa. Albany, New York? Got a club out there.

Funny bone. Is Albany? There's something based on Albany. Like a museum or some shit? There's something. I know Cooperstown's the... Cooperstown is the Major League Baseball, but I thought Albany was kind of like sister towns with that.

I don't fucking know I don't know either there is something going on there though Kansas City though should be should be fun man are you gonna get

Mahomes or Kelsey out there what's Mahomes his little brother name Jackson he's coming you guys gonna shake your ass he's gonna be the sign language interpreter

when I'm up there and stand up nice perfect hell yeah there we go he's now watching I'm like you know

just fucking do your thing here. I'm going to go in the back. He just dances for at 45 minutes. I bet you could probably get, uh, if Kelsey's in town, I bet you could probably get him to go. I'll DM them. You know, I'm driving, Chris Pearson though, you know, Chris Pearson? Yeah. He's like really good friends with him. Yeah. Okay. Might be worth a hit up. I doubt I, I'm like, he probably doesn't stay in Kansas City in the offseason. No. Killetrave is fucking probably just down in Cabo the entire time.

I think he's in Cabo? Or you think he's just in some, like, Just Midwest town. That's true. He's just in Peoria, Illinois. Just like changing oil. Just feel like he works construction in the offseason. Yeah. His brother definitely does.

Travis Kelsey just holding that slow sign on some random street. Hard hat. What's up? Yeah, he just won like 14 Super Bowls yesterday. What's up? It's just the fucking, yeah, the Midwest in him. He's like, I got to get back to do that. Yeah, he works a landscaping job during this off season.

Just because it's like, that's what we go. all did. Fuck, yeah. 21 touchdowns last year, but 2,884 speedy rewards points this year. Hey,

you know what? He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, mulching front yards, and then he's going

to get mulch ice cream at fucking bitters. Oh, dude. But you catch a lot of passes with that green thumb. He's been to the 500

a couple times, I think. He looks like Indy 500. Born and bread. He not only Indy 500, but Snake Pit specifically. Man, if I saw Travis Kelsey at the Indy 500, I would lose my shit. Yeah, I would too. It's cool guy.

I think he's like what- So normal. I think he's like what every white guy, like white kid would want to, like a football player. 100%. Dude, who knew? Like so good. Looks cool on the field. Yeah.

And he's like. I don't know. You can't really tell if he's trying or not. You know? I'm like, is he giving it as all? You ever think that about somebody? He's just, he's just housing people. Yeah. Just run, just out running. Looks cool off the field. Just always has a big coat on.

Big coat, like a chain. Hey, turtleneck. Who's not fucking this guy? Come on. You wear a turtleneck? Somebody's having sex with you. It's just the law of the jungle. Yeah, I think he'd be a cool hang. I do.

And he's, uh, he, always got a fresh haircut. Yeah. God dang, man. It's amazing. Is he doing that daily, you think? I think it's a, he, he might be on the every,

every three, the Jalen Rose schedule. Every three days. I mean, not as much as Jalen Rose. Yeah. Because Jailen Rose is on TV every 18 seconds, but. And he seems like he has a different haircut every time I see him on TV.

It's got to be fake. Don't you think? Like, does he have, like, is it almost like, like Jalen Rose? It's like a Lego head. You know, like, you can, what am I wearing today?

With Legos, he can pop the different hairstyles off and they're just pop a new one on. Oh, yeah. What are you thinking today, hon? Are you going with the side part? Yeah, that's, uh,

three, every three days for a haircut. Damn. That's when you know you're like, dude, you got it. You got it. it like that when you're getting one every three days.

It does feel fucking good. You get a fresh haircut. It's amazing. It's a makeup for guys. What's going on with this? I know it seems like it's like, I mean, we see each other at least once a week every week, but like we're making some serious progress here. We're getting there.

This is for a role? Is this what's going on? Is this a, no, I'm just like, okay. It's not all the way there yet. It's like a year has to go by for it to be like, oh, that looks great. but we're on like month like five or something like that so we're halfway it doesn't look bad but it's like not you know it's it's shorter where they transplanted hair and it's longer where it's just i haven't cut it yet so i'm just kind of like chill like chilling with it until it's we need to

bring full cramber back peak cramor i think so it's been a while yeah been a while man yeah what's uh what would be what you used to karaoke Was my karaoke song? Yeah, like Wild Beaver on Thursday. I was always with a very, very hype crew. So I couldn't really get too diverse. You didn't want to, yeah. I mean, you still were at the point where you were like, you know,

you got to keep up an image. A little bit. Yeah. A little bit. And it was like, you know, now what would I do? Like today, what would I do? Probably like Kesha or something. know, just something I know I can just nail.

That would be heat. Yeah. Like one of those songs, you know, that you're just like, you're kind of ashamed to admit that you restarted it 14 times on the way here. Only the first 14 seconds though. Yeah. Karaoke would be great for you because you just do the first 15. You drop the mic.

You're out. Gone. That's all I got. Thank you guys. Everybody's like, oh, shit. I like it. Usually everybody's trying to do a five and a half minute song. Yeah, that's a little much.

Who's the guy that's doing karaoke that's doing like a Aerosmith song. Bro. 17 minutes long. I can steal a wig. Like, oh, Jesus, here we go. I'm gonna be up there for six minutes and like now everybody just feels like the world's going to end because Armageddon.

I know. And they always get the biggest applause after. I'm like, he didn't even do anything. I'm jealous and shit. I'm like, he didn't even drunk as hell. Always trying to get that fucking audience. Always trying to. Yeah, come on.

He didn't even. Come on. He was kind of lagging in between. You guys didn't see that? You know what mine would be? What? I love you, burpee boy. Whoa.

Is that the same? How about, can we just write a whole burpy boy song? Carriot to that? It's on the screen. Burpy boy. Whoa. What would yours be?

I would be. Give me one reason to stay here. And I'll turn my macro. That just brought so many memories in my head. And I'd do this shit. I'd fucking, damn. I would like,

I would, you know, when singers, it's always, it's always at some fucking bar or restaurant. And it's just like, you know, local band. And it's like the lead singer lady. And she always has a one foot tapping. And she has like, she like uses the. Man, that's nice. You know, I'll stay here. And I'll turn my back around.

Maybe she hits a couple of these. That, that side hip slap is so on beat. I'm like, geez, Trish. You haven't been that on beat since. Yes, definitely Trish. Trish is slapping the hips during that one. That's a good song, dude. That reminded me of a rotating fan in a summer.

You know? In like 1997. Yeah. Oh, God. And some weird baseball games, the Cubs are playing on WGN. You're like, God. What's for dinner? Your mom's like, it's one p.m.

Your mom, it was every mom cleaning to that song. Because that's the song they love, bro. That song's their whole life. They got their head pulled. Give me one ring of a stay. They got their hair pulled back in a bandana, right? A sleet, like a, like a, you know, you're one of your dad's like, workout, or not hudies, crew necks on.

Cut up. Cut up and shit. Bandana on. Or they're making their bed to that song. Yeah, you're like fucking fluffing the, fluffing the leaves. on the tree. Give me one reason to stay and I'll turn away.

You're like watching her. She doesn't know she's, you're watching her. She's kind of walking, shaking her ass a little bit. You're like, mom, like I can see you.

Mom cleaning playlist songs. That's all, that's all, that's all the karaoke music we're doing. Mom cleaning playlist. Dude, you got that,

whatever that fucking song is called. Give me one, one reason to stay here. uh carlo Santana obviously so smooth it's party time

when a mom hears that uh just like the ocean another morning is the same ring no man I get from you

every mom just automatically a glass of wine appears in their head nah not a love and be so small huh

In real, I've also got a body. Best song ever. Top 10. It is interesting. And the joke has been made in the movie Ted. But it's so true. Like the entire mid to latter half of the 90s had a whole subgenre of music where the lead singer just. Oh, man.

like sounded like that. There's a lot of just grunt and shit that they're doing. And it just sounds great. But it's so like whenever you hear those songs and it's like it fucking, I mean, just to your core, the nostalgia and the memories of waff over you when you hear that song, when you hear, no, I wish we could play all these songs. Dude, I fucking, I can nail that. I want to go to wild.

good. I want to go to Wild Beaver and do that song. Tonight. Actually, let's just go right now. Just us to do this podcast there. Live podcast said, Wild Beaver. They're like, oh, wow, I wonder what they're going to talk about. We're just singing Alanis Morissette or something. Amy Grant. Oh, shit. Yeah. Every Alanis Morris song song. I'm like, my mom is the ghostwriter for her. Dude, I know, I'm like, I know Alanis Moore said, give me one song. I, I do too, but it's just got to be the right song. Oh, dude, I think you're getting ticketed out front right now, though. Oh, for real?

That makes $2,884 I own. Oh, no, we're good. Never mind. Yeah, because I pay, gee. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're good. That guy was just like lingering right out in front. Oh, is he a ticket guy?

No, I thought he was because I couldn't see, but he's not. Here. Because I got one hand in. my pocket and the other ones smoking a cigarette any of those songs dude Cheryl Crow

that's another one if it makes you I'm just like fucking crying kind of in the front and like driving why are you so sad yeah it's like when you're in the back seat

as a kid you don't really know what's going on but then like when you get old enough to sit with shotgun and you can you're like oh This is happen. Mom, are you okay?

Do I say anything? There's something, you know. You're in the McDonald's drive-thru. You're like, are you okay? I'll take two double cheeseburgs. Mom, or I said no pickle. Fucking crying. Dad's been sleeping on the couch for three days.

Isn't that weird? That's the only thing we think. My dad didn't even, yeah, he did. Like, I always feel like my dad was just sleeping when I was growing up. How tired are you? Oh my God. Sheryl Crow, what's the other one? Dude, all I want to do is have some fun.

Are you kidding me? That's a mom anthem. The sun goes down on a sin. Wasn't somebody else in that song, too? Like a... What's the Cheryl Crow kid rock song, dude? That's the... That's like peak...

Like somebody's... Peek cookout music. Somebody's making a baby. Like... It's a... Banger. Let me see. Kid rock.

Cheryl Crowe. God, yeah, it's like, can you guys just get married? Oh my God. Can you,

like, low-key play it on your phone for like five seconds? Oh, they like both sing. Oh, stop, stop.

Stop. We're going to hit for coverage. Oh, now it's coming back. I'm saying we're going to get hit for copyright, but I'm really just going to about to cry.

Three damn days. So I put your picture away. Yeah. Tell him, Cheryl. damn that one is that's for real shenaya twain she's up there too dog man she she's got some freaking

shenai twine's OG like you're still the one that one that's that's a childhood 90 stop it dude I just the first 14 seconds still the one that I love the only one I dream of we might be nice with that that might be our song or karaoke bro what if we had a karaoke party

That's kind of fun. Are you kidding me? That's our party next year's karaoke. At Wild Beaver. Hey, I mean, all right. Now we're talking. Let me down. I mean,

because anyone can karaoke, you know? And everybody, no matter who you are, everybody kind of wants to. I think everybody really wants to. It's no fail. Right.

It's fail. I mean, yeah, the bar is down here, man. What's hilarious is when like, you're, with somebody who it starts off the night and like,

I don't really want to, but then they see kind of how they get a few drinks in and they see kind of what's going on. They get one song in their head. They're like, I want to do that. I'm doing it. I want to do that.

They go up and they're like on checking in on the guy. Like every 18 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Three after this and then it's you. What a Cinderella story that is. When the guy that doesn't really want to go out ends up doing karaoke like three hours later, you're like,

oh, yes, we got them. Yep. He's having fun. It's part of the group. It's a good, it's a good feeling. What do you stand on like, uh, I mean, I feel like the shaggy bit that's, you know, it's been done. What do you mean?

You know, when somebody gets up there and it's kind of to what we were talking about, like Buster Rhymes, like they do the shaggy song and, and, uh, it wasn't me, you know. And so like, like, oh, the, the, it wasn't me too and starts to come on. Everybody's like, oh, everybody loves that song. So everybody's like, oh. you know, and then they do the chorus and they get into Shaggy's verse. And so they're doing the chorus and everyone can do it. And then it's going so fast that they automatically, then they start just doing,

oh, oh, oh my little, a little bit of a little bit of a little bit. And then they like, okay, dude. Oh, it's like funny because he doesn't.

Right, yeah. It's like, right. That's right. Who knows? I would try to do it, man. Because the words are right there. Actually, I'd practice it before I went out. Oh, like, he really knows that verse.

You ever think about that? Like that one, uh, it's been one week since I look at a, hold, but now I watch a hood wing. That's a good one too. They make a look at that like a man. A summer fish, like a dish, because I never touch a frying pan.

Like Osama when I busts for I'm sorry. So you know it. Have you ever heard that song? I can't tell. Well, that's like you were saying, like I did. I challenged myself to that. I was like, I want to learn. Because it's impressive.

When someone's singing a song, like, just in some random place, you're at a restaurant, somebody's singing a song and you're like, oh, wow, he actually knows his verse. And like, it's a tongue twister. And so not only like, is everybody like, oh, damn. But then for you, like in my head at least, it like feels good to like, it's not, I'm not even doing it. Like, your body completely takes over of just, like, instinct, muscle memory. Well, M.M. throw a little MM on there.

When you get one of those verses on there and you're just losing your mind, it's not even you. You black out and it's muscle memory. You're a kid rock now. It's on. It's amazing. And make a look at that, I'll come, man. So it's just so, but, da, da, da, big dad song. Big dad song.

I can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad, trying to smile, do I feel. My dad would bang that song. Really? Oh, yeah. God, your dad is such. He was all over the place. Your dad's such a billy joel bitch oh and i mean who isn't but like your dad for sure you know i thought my dad wrote we didn't start the fire you ever listen you ever go back and

listen to that song or just any of these kind of songs and you're like this song is a this song slaps oh yeah we didn't start the fire it's like sounds like a fire's happening as the song is playing i'm like is there is my fucking stove on it sounds like everybody's trying to exit the building in a chaotic way It's the best. Because of fire is going on. Might be the top dog. I get so emotional with that song.

I'm like, Yeah. Billy Joel, dude. Can we make a remix to that? Has that been done? Uh, yeah. Damn. Because I said something that rhymed with Hassel back.

And I was like, wow, what if we just did an NFL remix? and I'd come that ass all back that da-da-da-da-da-d-da-d-da-d-d-ha. That end part though where like the choir like the choir part, the background singers

take, and all. And then Billy comes back in, we didn't start the fire. So good. Just me, you and our dad just crying. Oh, yeah. Burn me alive to that song. Just on one of those poles.

like a pig. Tie me up, dude. Hog, tie me, put an apple in my mouth and roast me to Billy Joel.

No seasoning. I want it raw. Little Rock Haskysak. Because they would like he says that. Dude, he would like mention like a sports thing. Oh.

Face melter when he melts when he says a sport. Something about like Mickey Mantle Manil. Oh. Mickey Mantle What a name All time

Mickey Mantle Definitely doesn't get talked about Top 10 name Double M's Anytime you got the alliteration in there Cheat code That I mean that

Yeah that's baseball That's JD Like that's Mickey Mantle Oh You didn't even have to know You're just like Oh yeah that guy plays baseball And it's probably really fucking good

Bet it's fake It's not His name's Mickey his name is not Mickey at peak Mickey Mouse his name's Mickey come on Mickey Mantle

I bet he'd I bet he scrubbed all the browsers for what you're doing right now Mickey Charles Mantle Nicknamed the Commerce Comet the Mick yeah dude great name

every grandpa loved Mickey Mantle mine certainly did named his dog after him. I just feel like if you're collecting cards and you have a Mickey Mantle card, like it's over. Like game over. Like that trumps like a LeBron rookie. Any card.

That joint right there. See it never. You're a millionaire. Mickey Mantle rookie. Like even if I show that to my daddy back, wait, what is it? It doesn't care about anything. It's crazy.

Like I see I still can't get over. Burpee boy. Whoa. I love you. That was a Linton cheese pizza, piece of cheese pizza burp right there. Already? It is Friday. It's all good.

Friday pizza. If you're naming your kid. If you're naming, like when you're naming your kid something, if you name a Mickey Mantle, he's not going to be a fucking waiter. Oh, no. You got to make sure your kid, like the stars are alive. If you're going to name her kids something like that. There's nothing wrong with being a waiter.

I'm just saying that like Mickey Manil was born to hit bombs and play for the Yankees. Yeah. It's a Yankees name. Come on. He's born to wear those baggy baseball pants with a belt for no reason. And the footage that makes him look like they're running way faster than they really were. Still such a weird thing. Projector footage.

Babe Ruth looks like he's in fast forward. Babe Ruth. Well, his name, that wasn't his real name. I don't remember what it was. Just every player on the Yankees. I think it was something like Larry or something. We got one rule here. If your name's not good enough, we change it for you.

Probably, man. George, that's right. George Ruth. George Herman Ruth. Dude. Yogi Berra. Yeah. The guy's name was so ill.

They're just like making a candy bar. Can you imagine? Oh, yeah. My name's so tight. that just made a fucking chocolate bar after me. What's up? Would you do today? 90 years from now.

Ben, Benedict, the Benedict. Oh, that sounds, wow, that's nice. Go,

write it down. There you go. Benedict on a bar? Oh, that'd be sick. Hey, hey. Okay,

you got a chocolate bar or you got whatever you want, but it's called Joey. What's going down with the bar? What do you got in there? You got a little nugget? Got some peanuts. I mean,

I mean, that's tough, dude. Like what hasn't already been done? I mean, it can be a little... Just a little flavor. A little mix of the flavor. Like, you can have a little inspo. Definitely want some, like, like Kit Kat Wifer type inside.

Sold. You know, big on that. I think I'd want it to be a mix of... But see, I think that's what it is. I think Twix is that. Oh. Twix is more cookie than Waifer. Twix is a mix of, like, in my mind,

Twix is like a mix of KitKat. and Snickers. Because it's got like the caramel and the chocolate and the Kit Kat's got like the wafer cookie type. I was going to say that's what mine would

I would want to be a mixture of Snickers and KitKat. Probably like a second cousin of Twix. So like a like a Kit Kat with like maybe peanuts a little bit? A little bit of caramel.

Yeah. Fuck that is. Yeah. Joey. From the Kit Kat, you're just taking. the wafer inside. The crunch.

One bar, two bars. Just one. I'm not doing the snap off or anything like that. I think a snap off is nice. Yeah. That you would be more snap off, definitely. When Twix, Twix has two in there? I'm like, oh, two?

Yeah. Perfect like size, too. Not too much, not too little. Yeah. Then you add on top of it. It's good shit. Recy's Cups, that's a different, that's a different ball game there too.

They've dominated a different. You know, you think a bar and they're like, fuck it, we're doing a cup. Crazy. You have to have a chocolate candy. It has to be a bar. No, it doesn't. Want to bet? Yeah, and you know what?

We'll make a king size put four of them in there. What are you going to do? Four. And then we'll make those four be so thick that it's like you're eating an actual sandwich. That first re-season the deck, though? How fast are you eating that? You might even eat the paper. that paper looks good

who's not licking that the orange wrapper you can see it from a mile away like a hawk when I see that Reese's fuck off out of here dude which one

what trees trees eggs can't hit me with this question man because you're going to go to needlers and buy 18 of them I mean this is just the only thing I think about I'm gonna

they only have Christmas and even Easter, right? They don't do Halloween, do they do Halloween. What do they do for Halloween? Pumpkin. It's not as good. It's kind of like, yeah, should we do a pumpkin? Might as well. We did the other holidays. That's what they were thinking. But the OG Recy shape is the egg. Is the egg. Oh, yeah. Slapping that thing in your mouth on your tongue. The white one. Get out of here. Uh, no. No. Just give me the regular. But you've tried it. You've tried it. Just give me straight up. You don't got to change anything. You're already perfect.

OG. You're right. It is. Damn. I'm just excited about this party, the karaoke party. Karaoke party. It would be a nice little twist. We should do our party at Tin Roof,

but we should do it like a little low key. Not low key, but just like another one at whatever. Wow. That'd be sick, dude. Come with. What if it's a contest? Like bring your heavy hitters.

Yeah. Yes. It's graded upon like, best karaoke song, right? Because there's a difference between best song and best karaoke song, right? Then you're graded on performance. We could be the judges.

How much do you get the crowd going? How much does the crowd react? Yeah. It might get real competitive in there. Yeah, depending on what they'd win. I don't know. Maybe not even. People are just for the pride of it.

They're just like, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, I don't think they even need a prize. Just stupid, drunk to do it. I don't look at a place for, possibly be the dugout. Man, I would love that. All right, folks, put it down. Let's try it.

Karaoke. Karaoke party. Karaoke summer party. Signed jersey. St. Barnabas signed Jersey. Roncali Rebels signed jersey. Not even one of ours. Just number 72.

Practice jersey. Rip to shreds. It's been in somebody's trunk for eight years. Found it in the U's lot at Bob Roorman indie Honda. Yeah, that's fine. Let's just, yeah, this is good. Are we signing it or somebody? Who the fuck 72 was, dude?

Cut track her down. Pull out the old yearbooks. All right. These guys 24. 24. Wow. All right. Yeah.

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