THESE GUYS! - BEST OF THESE GUYS! Superbowl Is The Fartiest Day

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

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Get a life. I work out in pants. Really? Yeah. A life, bro. Really? You wear pants out? I try to work up as much of a sweat as I can. I like that thinking. But some people, I don't think they're thinking like that. It's just a lot of clothing, but I wear a hoodie when I work out so I get it. Yeah, and you wear the hood up.

Yeah, I love that. So, just fucking see you never. Yeah. Not talking to anyone. And people always think I have my AirPods in and I don't. So people will just like rip ass around me and I'm like, ha, I heard it though. I heard it though. You ever say anything?

No. I'll look at them and be like, hey. Hey, you just do one of these. You just go. Pull the hoodie back a little bit. No headphones in. Except for I just ripped 17 seconds ago anyway. So I'm like, same page. Had to cover. You had to cover up my fart with your fart. Deal. Dude, I think speaking of that, this is going to be the grossest podcast ever. Good, bro. That's all anybody wants to hear. Day after the Super Bowl, got to be the fartiest day of all time.

Dude, it's so hard to get going after the Super Bowl. The first seven hours of the day, I'm like, oh, my God. Everything I was eating last night, all I could think about was like, man, if I was in an office tomorrow, the amount of crop dust in that would be happening, it would be insane. Do you ever think about, like, foods that you're about to eat, how many farts that is? I'm like, that's 280 calories probably, but that's really like six farts. If I'm taking down this slice of pizza, that's just how I see food.

Two donut holes. I'm like, it's four farts of peace. Last night, I mean, I'm going on like 36 hours straight of heartburn. You've been heartburn boys since like, like low-key high school. Yeah, I know. It's, you've been a Tum's Titan for a while now. Yeah, yeah. Now, I was a Tum's Titan. Now I got, now I got Pepsid pride. I made the switch. Pepsid player. I get the, I got the, I got the, I get the banner in my basement, you know, with the marker on it, you know, like the cheerleader's writing.

What do you mean? Pepsid pride. Oh, you break out of that thing every Sunday? Yeah. Yesterday, definitely. But it was like, damn, I had to keep going back to the well, brother. Oh, you're just... I've just been going on.

I've just been living with heartburn since like 2 p.m. yesterday. Damn, I got it one time when I was a kid before a Colts game. I'll never forget it. I took down a whopper in like five seconds at a Burger King. And I was like, I was in my dad's... Ford Taurus. I was like, oh, and he was like,

what's going on? I was like, I don't know. He's like, you got a hard burn, bro. Yep. It's rough,

dude. It's, I mean, but I can't, you know, I do it totally to myself. I mean, you know,

Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah, right. So we're just having, you know, had tiny meatballs that had jalapenos in them. Tiny jalapeno meatballs, meatballs,

chili bean dip. So, buffalo, buffalo chicken dip. My buddy ordered pizza at half time. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. What pizza, what kind, and who the fuck was that bold?

Donatoes. And it really, they got there in like 20 minutes. It's very impressive. It's crazy to me. They're all just like giving high fives to each other. They're like, we made through those Super Bowl Sunday. We get one order and they're like, ah, fuck. But it won't be bad because it's just like, we know,

the last ones that are trickling in. So it got there in like 20 minutes, which is pretty cool. I wonder if that's a top pizza day, Super Bowl then? Yeah. But then just like, you know, had some beers and shit. You've seen. Spears. Yeah, dude.

So, I mean, I just absolutely just had the flames going up from my chest through my throat. Father fart. Yeah, I mean, chili bean dead. Come on. That sounds like a fart. That's all you got to say instead of chili being dip. What's on the menu? In some chips.

Oh, okay. I'll be there. Hey, everybody's on the CBD kick of, you know, they're taking the CBD, make yourselves feel better. I'm like, nah, I'm not on that CBD. They're like, what are you talking about? I'm like, chili bean dip. That's my C. Oh my God. Do you have any CBD oil? You're like, yeah, take out a crock pot. You're like smoking CBD. You're just like, what's up? CV infused with CBD. Sounds good to me. Yep, CBD tacos. Fuck yeah. Bring them over here. So that's what I've, that's what's been happening, man.

That's where we're at. God, I want to go back to just ripping those sports talk promos. Oh, I can do it all day. I kind of, I probably. Raw unfiltered. We'll be sports talk. We'll be back. We'll be back.

Raw unfiltered sports talk. Look, here's a deal. This is what really goes down in a locker room. He's, he, he speaks the truth. I know you don't want to hear it, but this is how it is. Keep going. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Just all the most generic shit ever.

Yeah, I'll be all the sound effects. You be the guy. That all of our father-in-laws or dads are just like, damn right. Yeah, I'm like, they're like, what time is that start? Let's go cults. Let's go cults. They're like, what time's that start?

in a world where people are afraid to say what's on their mind let's go let's go buckle up four quarters that's why you turn it tune into the tickets weekdays 12 till 3 that's how it's just gonna be I give you the truth that looks like Jerry Rice out there yeah that's just it's just right there you play that you if you just blast it out on the speakers like hey who's not listening well if you just if you set up giant speakers in the heart of any city you just blast that out there it would be like it would it would be like a siren that just catches all like a 32 to 56 year old men it just kept yeah it's like a dog whistle

and they all like perk up dog whistle for guys with goatees and they just instantly because I'm curious. All of them. Their wives are like, what, what did, what just happened? They're like, I just, they heard something. There's been a calling. All guys with goatees just perk up like dogs. They all just start fucking walking backwards to the same place.

In their wrangler jeans and shit. All running into each other. Oh, did you hear it too? Let's go. Let's keep going. I don't know where we're going. Let's keep going. You guys go to the ticket.

Oh, yeah, man. He speaks. truth. Hot, hot, hot. This is my favorite thing. He's not like, you know, you turn on, you turn on those ESPN shows, you know, they've just gone down away. I can't listen to that, man.

This guy just tells it how it is. It's all scripted over there. So what did you end up doing for the Super Bowl? Dude, I didn't watch one play. You're an asshole. I swear to God. I didn't watch one snap. You're such a fucking asshole.

I had to. I was like, when I like realized it was on, it was probably like half, it was probably like the second quarter. And I was like, what if I just didn't watch any of it? And then I was like, I mean, I'm already like halfway there. So I was like, I'm just not going to watch it. Just to see if I can do it. What did you do? Like, what were you doing?

Low key. I was just like kind of, I was writing for a little bit. and then I just started listening to like Lincoln Park for some reason. And I ordered some food and started like trying to redo my website. So what, like was there anything on the TV? No, actually I did give in. I tried to watch it. But it was like, you need to update your app because you need to on a different account.

And I was like, okay, no. So it was the best night of my life. Oh, and then I went to the store at like 1150. and I was super down bad and bought some bananas and peanut butter. Oh. Back on, baby. I was clean for like two years off peanut butter, bro. Yeah.

You're going to be on the, you're going to be Torrin soon? You're going to be PBA Torin? I'm not, dude. Because I, dude, you know what? They put me in check. TikTok put me in check. About what?

I went to sleep and I was like, and the first thing I saw was, bro, you're stepping into your bad habits again. On my TikTok, I was like, how do they know? It was just like somebody doing one of those weird, cringe motivational things.

No, it was like text where he swipe. Mm. And I was like, how the fuck? Isn't peanut butter good for you though? I mean, like not the way I eat it. Dude, I'll eat like a whole entire jar. And the kind I got was peanut butter pretzels and white chocolate. I was like, yeah, see you tomorrow.

Yeah. You're a freak too. I bet you like dip your fingers straight up in it and like do one of these. Yeah. Well, like I cut up a banana into like pieces like this big. And the peanut butter I put on the banana was the size of the vinegar. Yeah, sure. Right. Yeah. So it's like, you know, this can't be healthy. Right. And yeah. So I was like, wow, I need to get my shit together. Too much PB. I guess. And the whole world knows. PBA tour, man. Yeah. I think you need to bring it back. It's not bad. You know. That that needs to be a thing of merch. PBA tour. Are we torn tonight? Peanut Butter Apple tour?

Oh, man, this freaking acid reflex, God. It's got you again. It's like a mix of burpee boy and heartburn just sucks, dude. Acid reflux. Like, I don't want to super power. I don't want to talk to my doctor about it because he's going to be like, well, he's going to make you stop eating and shit. Yeah, he's going to be like, what, uh,

so like, you know, kind of run me through your daily, you know, uh, what a question that is. And I'll be like, I mean, I wake up, have like three at least. cups of coffee, at least three cups of coffee. He'll be like, I'm like, yeah. And then, you know, throughout the day, like, you know, especially during the week and shit, I try to, you know, I'm mostly just like drinking on water, you know, I'll have some grilled chicken, some salad, some fruits, you know, stuff like that. Like for dinner, I'll have some salmon, like some green beans. So I'll be like, good, good. And then I'll be like, yeah, but I usually have like two glasses

of wine and it'll be like. And I don't want to, I don't want to face that. I don't want to face not being able to have wine and coffee. God, it's a, doesn't like my two most favorite things in the world. Only two things, the reasons you're still alive. Not my son. Nope. No fucking chance, dude. You tell me if I, if coffee and wine wasn't invented.

Yeah, I would have been dead seven years ago. I mean, yeah, it's just, it, it's like, look, I'm willing to battle through and just be Pepsi and Pepsid player and have Pepsid pride. Because I'm not giving that up, dude. I'm not. I'm not doing it. it. Like if it comes down to it, I'll stop drinking beer. I'll stop having the Coke occasionally. If I have to do those things in order to just have wine what I want and then coffee every morning,

I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah. How about just wine and coffee just being the two grossest things ever when you're like growing up? Oh, yeah. Oh, the first time you tried call, I was like, what are we doing drinking this? Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was like a giant scam that like, you know, every TV show, people, you know, the pile would be running, they'd be like, pouring it up. And then a switch flips, man.

Like, with so much other stuff in life. Literally, you're, you're like, I'll take, I'll take the L on the health. I gotta have coffee. Seriously.

It's amazing. It's like, I was... Fourth one today. Yeah. This size. Yeah. I was,

we were on a, it was not. nice out yesterday. It was nice out. Flat lines. Dude, it was nice out on Sunday. And we're doing a little walk. And I was literally like I was walking. We were finishing up the walk. I was getting close to my house. And I was looking at my yard. And literally my head was like, that's not a bad looking yard. Like I'm excited for this weather to start so I can start like mowing the lawn. Ooh. You got, you got house fever. I mean, and talk about what you didn't want to do when you're kid and a teenager mowing the lawn. What a chore. Uh, I don't know. Yeah, it was, but like after your

third time mowing the lawn, it was like, it's kind of nice. No, kind of nice to see those lines. It is, but look, here's the deal. You get excited because you're like, oh, wow, I'm kind of like growing up. Like, my dad's going to let me mow the lawn, you know, and then like when you're doing it, you're like, oh, yeah, the lines. That's nice. It's satisfying. But then like, after the second time doing it, whenever it's like, hey, need you get out there, mow the lawn. You're like, God, that takes like 40 minutes. It's hot as shit. Probably would be bag the grass.

Like, I don't know. Bag the grass. Who's bag in grass? I have shitty. I have shitty headphones that like I can't even push in the music. Every two, three seconds. Can't even listen to the fucking song.

The volume will be all, literally to the full bar. It'll be all the way up. It's still not even hear anything. I'm like, well, I'm getting deaf and I still can't even hear what I want to listen to. So remember the first time you mud the grass,

like how your dad acted towards you after that? My dad ripped my fucking ass. Really? Oh, because I was missing spots. Dude, I thought I was fucking Scott's turf builder out there. There's fucking blades, a loose grass. He's like, hey, dude, he took me out there. Look at this.

What about this? You didn't mow the apron, the grass outside of the sidewalk. I was like, that's called an apron. I didn't know that. Bro, he fucking, he put me through it, dude. You just, what, you think that's like the fucking city's problem? Kind of a little bit. I was like, the neighborhood deals with this year, right?

No, I just forgot. I was overwhelmed. Yeah. Your mailbox is in the apron. I just kind of like spaced it because I was like, oh, I'm done. There's like a part behind our backyard that was like the ditch. Didn't cut that. Like, it was just, there's a lot of shit going on, bro.

See, I thought you're about to say it's like, you know, a cool father's son moment. You know, your dad's like proud. It's like, yeah, all right. My boy's like doing some manual labor. Dude, he made me cut it twice. And then he's like, all right, you're fucking up too much. you're done. Twice, bro.

Shit looked like wriggly field. Man, you want to talk about something you I was always still kind of am just fascinated by

how they'd get it to where there's like the patterns in the grass. Crazy to me. Oh, wait, no.

Dude, I think they cut baseball fields and shit normally and then they paint like darker grass over the top. I think they're,

I think they got us for a scam on that one. No, I don't think so. Really? Yeah. Riggily. I mean, really. Yeah, it's just the way they mow it.

Are you sure? Yeah. They can mow logos in that shit? Maybe not logos, but like when they have like it almost looks like checkered, right? And it's like, but it's so nice. I don't think that's painted. I think that's just had them riding out there and doing like, you know, because they could set. It's almost like when you're shaving or like you're doing a haircut. You know, you want to, do you want a two or four on set?

Right. Like you can set that. You're right, right. right. So, like, part of it's a little bit lower that makes it to where it reflects differently. Dropping it down a little bit. I'll never know. I kind of don't ever want to know because I feel like yeah, they'll be like, oh, yeah, we did just end up painting.

It is just a pattern. I'm like, ah, fuck that. I wish you just told me that it was what it was. It is like in a dude's DNA to like always just like just looking at grass. I just remember growing up walking around the neighborhood. I'd be like, oh, they got a nice edge on that yard.

You know? Who's really thinking that? now like I get what you're saying like you want to edge that fucking like with your on the side of your cement stairs going up dude I love weed eating not even weed eating I love using the weed eater to fine tune the sidewalk and like on the fence and everything so it's not just weeds it's just like

it's a hard you're you're you're hard press to get the mower right to that area so you use that shit and you just nail it down it looks pristine and nice. Or you ever use hedge clippers, bro? I grew up on those. Those little man be my, I had a little, whoa. No, but no, not the, not the like, not these, the big scissors. I'm talking, it's almost like it's almost like a chainsaw. And it's got, it's got the, it's got the chain saw. I always wanted type thing going out and you fire it up and you're just like, you're going over bushes and shit. You're hacking down trees. Man, that sends a, amazing. Why does that sound amazing? Hedge clipers. Here we fucking go. Nicola coming through.

Right there. That one. Oh yeah. When I was a kid, I always used to pretend that was a chainsaw and chase like my friends. Oh, yeah, dude. You can trigger yourself into thinking that it's a, it's a chainsaw for a little bit. That's a pretty cool. That's a fun day to grab that thing off the wall of your garage. Cut my knee on one of those. Yeah. Bro, I was working my summer job when I was 19. I was doing that shit. and somehow it like I was trying to get down like low on something and I kind of like lost control accidentally and that shit just like jammed into my knee because those blades you know they're like going like this

so just jammed into my knee was it was a stitches situation no it was pretty bloody but it wasn't stitches I was all right your old yard work scar clippers to me my parents never trusted me with any of that shit so I had to use like actual scissors when I was like cutting the grass. Like we had these all like hand to like, we didn't have like an edger.

We had like a manual thing. You like squeeze it and like, how long would that shit take? Forever. I was on my hands and knees just like literally cutting grass with scissors around our deck. Yeah, I think that was just a punishment. I think they just wanted you to get the hell out of the house.

Nah, bro. Because I would have like sliced my face open if I would have a weed eater. And we never had a good weed eater either. We always had one that was like always breaking. The little string would fly off. Like in any, see the landscapers out there with their like you can cut a whole yard with theirs.

I'm like, yeah, starting up a weed eater, that shit sucks. Never can never can never get it. I never did it. I was just like, trying so hard. Trying trying so hard and then trying so hard not to get pissed while you're doing it. Even though the neighbor like down the streets are like, oh, look at dumb ass. He can't get it. And it's like near the end of the whole one thing. So you're just checked out. And you're exhausted, man. fucking throwing it down. The amount of times I like primed a lawnmower and shouldn't have, you know, you like press that little red button.

They couldn't make that look more inviting that red button. I'm like, damn, I want to eat that button. Your thumb goes like fully into it, you know? There's like gas behind it. It's like, ooh, I could feel that. I'd prime a limoer 376 times. Fire that bitch up still wouldn't work. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah.

God. No matter how primed you wear, nothing. NFL prime. I'm sorry about you. Still not working. NFL primed. Law and more prime time. Da-da-da-da-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha.

Yeah, so you didn't even see the Rihanna halftime show or nothing? Nothing, bro. Well, I saw a lot of it on social media. And to be fair, for everybody who's been listening, you know, I followed through. I did exactly what Ben said. It was literally the kickoff. was in the air opening kickoff. And I texted Ben said,

you do anything for the Super Bowl? Too early, bro. It's still too early. Too early, dog. I said, fuck you. And I went and got more meatballs.

Bro, they didn't have a Super Bowl themed cookie cake. What? I was pissed. So I just had to get a regular cookie cake and like talk my way and being like, well, it's got like balloon. So it's kind of like some party for something.

It's a party. It's kind of like celebrating the team. It's got a red and a yellow. one on there. Yeah, I got there too late, man. I was Sunday morning and it was shit was popping. I mean, I literally had to do four laps around the market parking lot. There wasn't a spot, man. What? Was not a spot. Every spot was taken. Every, I'm not exaggerating. Pay for parking for four, four laps through to find a spot finally. That's tough. It was very tough. You kind of just want to go home. I was thinking about it. Yeah, like, do we even need to do this?

Exactly. I was like, it's just a cookie cake and like a six pack of blood light. Got it. Those are the two things you need though. I know deep down. You're like, damn, if I just wouldn't have been a bitch at the store earlier. Like, like, you know, I was like, should have pulled the trigger on Wednesday. Should have pulled it on Wednesday. Nah, nobody's doing that. I'm just thinking like when it's near the end of the game and you really need that like whatever seventh bud light and that slice of cookie cake and you don't have it, bro. You just looking at yourself in the mirror. like, who am I?

I don't, I think, I think it's almost like impossible to get drunk on Super Bowl Sunday. Because I was like, definitely, me and my whole, like the, the group of people that were over at my house, like, I was consistently having beverages from six, probably four o'clock. Ooh, until midnight, 10. And I remember at one point, I think the start of the fourth quarter where I literally, I had my beer in my hand. I took a drink. I kind of looked at it. And I was like, what is this even?

This isn't even doing anything. Oh, I hate that. That's a horrible feeling. Horrible. You're like, what am I? This is doing nothing to me. I'm just, I'm killing myself slowly.

Right. I'm getting myself heartburn. My face is going to be all chubby. I'm going to piss 16 times. You had a real moment with yourself, bro. I did. I think I stopped after that. I think I, yeah.

Did you even drink the rest of the beer? I don't think so. I was like, this is pointless. This is literally pointless. Were you pissed? Kind of. About what?

The fact that I was just like, I don't even hear like a buzz? Not even Super Bowl buzz? It's weird how sometimes when you drink, you just don't even, doesn't even happen. But then sometimes I'll have three beers and I'm like, oh my God.

For you all saying some dumb shit. Exactly. Why is that happen like that? What we're going to do is we're going to go in our RV together. Yeah, yeah. I wish you get one of those school buses. Refurbish it. We're going to go in an RV together.

We're not going to, we're going to tailgate every single Colts game in the RV. We'll just split it, man. After three bells, two-hearted. Bro, I already bought a school bus. Look. I already bought the paint dog. Look.

Yeah. One sip. One sip. Dude, it's that's Super Bowl Sunday. six hours of steady drinking I literally could not be couldn't be more mad mad and sober

bloated as fuck dude just feeling like absolute shit ate 94 peanuts 17 meatballs somebody's mad at you yeah bro everybody's talking about Jalen heard stat line from Sunday night what was your stat line from all you were doing stupid shit

I was about to say stat line like jail and her it's went fucking 2431 341 yards 4 touchdown I'm like tight I had six bud lights four pieces of pizza 18 meatballs

12 pigs on a blanket and two rounds of chili bean CBD you're the side chick for sure going in on those sides I was I was a Caesar salad double chicken and 10 wings from the tap

I had two propelled two glasses of wine, two bananas, and a full jar of peanut butter. That's an interesting one. You know what you are? You're like, you're like Debo Samuel. Yeah. You're taking handoffs. We can do it all.

Right. You're taking handoffs. You're getting screen passes. You're going deep. Yeah. Returning kicks. Yeah. I'm just straight up like if Derek Henry was in the Super Bowl.

Running down hill, man. You don't want bull now to start getting a full out of steam. Hey, as the game goes on, he gets stronger. Yeah, he gets stronger. Dude, every fucking announcer ever pulled that one out of the back. I think even I did when I was calling games. Yeah, later in the game, this guy gets better and better. It's like he doesn't get fatigued. He gets more energy. All right, here we go. Second and 10. Dude. Can we call a game? Please. Oh my God. Wait, I would be play by play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'd be colored. You'd be fire at color. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, I think the opposite.

it. Like I think, I mean, I think it'd be fine either way, but I think you're just more of like, you'd have the quirky, funny, dumbass comments. And I just paint the picture. Hey, we can switch it up. We can switch off. Second half. You're right. Though, I would like, I would be able to just like fake it with like bullshit like that to like sound, you know, I would just basically say everything like Greg Olson would say. Perfect. You know. So no Rihanna halftime. show, huh? You see she's pregnant? Yeah. That's pretty wild. It's all I saw. Yeah. Everybody, like the whole time, everybody everywhere, you know, there's just like that kind of quiet, unspoken, like, is she? I don't be the first one to say it, but I think she is. Yeah, why does it

feel like you'd be in trouble if you said that? Like, if I was like, is she pregnant? It's like, oh, you're rude. Right. Just wait, wait for a woman to say it. Just text any girl, you know, like, hey, can you say this real quick so we can all talk about it? Because I'm going to get in trouble. I'm going to get banned from my own house if I say this. Normal question. Nicole, stop. What'd you talk? R-H-I-A-N-N-A? Bro, I still don't know how to spell Rihanna or Wiz Khalifa. Every time I type it in, I'm like, dog, just help me out. Just, just Google, help me out. Rihanna's a tough one, bro. It's really not. Words that you still can't spell Rihanna-Wis-Kalifa for me. And similar. Every time I spend spell similar, I'm like, what am I

doing. Hey, how about the similarly? Oh, get out of town, bro. The whole family of similers. It's tough. Similar, similarly similarities. We go on Y or IES here. I don't know, man. That's what I'm saying. A lot of, dude, I get stuck on a lot of IES or Y. If you think about how hard spelling is sometimes, it's amazing. Commodate. Yeah, a lot of one C, two M's. What are we doing? On the, like the, the mainstream, I don't know how to spell this. I got you definitely, we all know. Restaurant. But the first time I... Oh, conscientious.

Wow. I haven't even said that in like seven years. Entrepreneur. Dude, exercise gets me every time. Really? I don't know how to spell exercise. What do you... I don't know. I'm like, where's the S and the C? What are we doing? Sometimes I'm like, there's not a Z. Is there? Size. Exercise. How about when people spell

defense with a C sometimes. You just want to slap the shit out of them. You're like, why are you from Canada? I'm like, yeah, I love how you can just tell foreign people. They just drop a you and like flavor. You're like, okay, bro. What is the deal with that?

It's so funny. They'll tag an E at the end of shop. I'm like, okay. Sign a declaration or something while you're out of dog. until with two L's come on that's not that's down

somebody in your comments dropping a you in a word that doesn't have a you you're like all right I got some reach in some UK viewers oh maneuver

that's not how you spell maneuver I don't think it was either there's no oh in there we'll see bro why did growing up definitely

why was definitely one that was like that too still kind of trips me up Why do I always want to spell it defiantly? Definitely left an AIM away message when I was in like sixth grade that was like The Steelers are defiantly going to win this weekend. Wow. He's serious about that.

Yeah, I was going to say no, oh, on that shit with maneuver. M-A-N-U-V-E-R. Right. Spelling be. Meneer. Spelling bee? We can do that right now. Did you ever do it?

Like when you were in grade school? Nah. I don't think so. No, no, no. I didn't. We never had the, was that a thing? Yeah, it's true. Where we were,

it was never like, we never did the thing where everybody got up on stage and then went up to the mic and we never did that. We had spelling tests, but we never had that like public embarrassment of, you know. I got publicly, dude, I should have been stoned.

People should have thrown rocks at me for the way. I used to go up to the board when there was like a math problem and just butcher that shit. One time I wrote a three backwards, bro. I was like, I'm going to just be sick tomorrow. Yeah, dude. I was just, you know, I was ready. I just then I was like, is it that way? Bro, when you when it would be, when you would be doing like teachers would have the games where you would be like doing prep for a test and you would have two different teams.

and it was like board, board races is what it was. My worst nightmare. Oh, it's terrible, man. Public humiliation. Absolutely. And like, you would just be out there absolutely just on an island on an island drowning. And then somebody like the person that you're going against would start writing something and you would try to be like pull it off like you're you just it happened at the same time for you, but you're just seeing what they're writing. Yeah, you're like, then they like turn their body towards it because of course it's like the smart girl. So she knows like this dumbass isn't going to do anything. Yeah. You're like, I would always just, yeah, I would pull. the Billy Madison joke out of my ass

and just put like Rizzuto and then everybody my teacher would be pissed. I'd be like, well, whatever. Did you really pull that? Yeah, because I'm like, I mean, I'm not going to not put anything. And then, you know, that'll get a few people to at least be like, Bill Rousin. That's pretty, this is pretty cheap. This is pretty slick, funny move, dude. I don't think I was pulling that.

Somebody would get me like, those are Zs. I'd be like, all right, cool. We're down to clown here. Oh, yeah. The kid that like you never really hung out with, but maybe you'd be like, maybe we could be friends. Yeah, he watches movies with his dad on like weird weekends when he's over there. We're in sixth grade,

he's already definitely seen Caddyshack like 18 times. Oh, yeah. Like, that kid has an Xbox. He definitely watches porn, like, weirdly. Like, we're on the same page. Like, your friend that you're like, you would be best friends with, but he's, like, kind of embarrassing with you around.

But, like, he gets all your jokes and shit. The image, you just can live with it. I can't be friends with you like that. That's so shitty, man. That sucks. Yeah, because I know you got a bad family. Yeah, I can't come over for sure because like your dad smokes and shit. Like, like obviously. Dead smokes inside. You drink so much Mountain Dew.

Yeah. And all you want to do is watch Animal House and we're 11. You don't play sports either and shit. And you collect Pokemon cards and my dad doesn't know what those are. So I can't come over tonight. But low key, like we're homies. After all that. Like, I want to sit next to you in class.

Like that would be, you know, it would be cool. But that's like the extent of what we could do. Yeah, that's our relationship. And he knows. Yeah, that is nice when like,

but then sometimes, dude, I would get hit with like the kid that was like that who would literally call me out on it. Oh, damn. Like, he would be friends with me.

Well, he kind of like tossed it out. Be like, yeah, why don't you come over? Oh, wait. I forgot.

You can't come out. to my house. He would do that. Joey can't come to my house. What a bad motherfucker. And I'd be like, dude, shut up. Yeah, like, it's not my call. It's my parents. Throw the old parents guard on there. They won't let me stay the night yet. It's my, it's my parents, but deep down, you're like, I am kind of scared to go to your

house. Yeah, like, are you going to stab me if I don't come over? Like, he kind of has a pocket knife on him a little bit. Like, you saw a fall out of like the front pocket of his backpack. And you're like, oh, shit. He's real. He's definitely had a beer before. Just not afraid at all to get detention. Always wearing a little too much black undressed down day. Like, you listen to a lot of bands. Can't be friends with you.

Oh, shit. He has a blink 182 folder. My mom's not going to like him. Dude. He kind of had to put the hair. parted in the middle. Oh, yeah. That sucks, dude.

I do not like, I don't want to be that way for my son, but then what if my son is that kid? And then people are like saying like, oh, you can't, I can't come over to your house because you're, you know, I just don't want to do that.

It's rough. It's rough life. It is, man. It's scary. Parents know, though, man. Like, my mom would only let me hang out with kids that, like, when she was friends with the, kids' moms. Like, you can't go over

his house. I don't know his mom. It's like, because we weren't on the same basketball team. I can't like be friends. It gets, I don't know his mom. I'm like, get to know the mom. It's because you've never been to anything that I've done ever at school. You don't even know a day we have school.

Get to know the mom. Yeah, when moms would be too close of friends, though. Oh, God. All right. You're get, you got, hey, you guys aren't in school anymore. Your day's done. They love it way too much.

Hey, let's just, you know, go to your, go to work or take us to, you know, it's your day for carpool for practice. All right. It's it. It's all it is. I hated that carpool, bro. Dude, carpool. Okay. You could at least work out a deal with like your boys kind of to carpool with sports.

What year are you talking about? Like, how old are you? Like high school type shit? Well, like grade school, middle school, early high school when you couldn't drive. Yeah, yeah. Carpools on the way to school, always the most fucked up people. Why is it always just like people that you, that is the only connection is that somehow they live like four streets over.

And so they're like, yeah, we worked. I talked to him at parents night out and we're going to be carpooling together. You're like, what? This fuck? This kid? He's so pale. I can see his. veins. Like, I don't even...

I'm gonna get in their van? You don't let me do that? They're gonna talk to me? I don't know these fucking people. I'm gonna smell like their van for the rest of the day. Like, this is crazy. Carpooling is toss me into the most awkward situation you can. 100% when I'm 12. That's every car. That's every carpool to school. And of course, it's early in the morning. Nobody wants to be there already.

Dark outside. Dark outside. the dad's listening to really weird music or Bob and Tom. Or nothing? Nothing's wild. We always had nothing on it. I was like, oh, this is horrible. Your dad wouldn't listen to anything? I can't know, man.

Because it's just too weird. What do you mean? It's more weird not to listen to something. Well, he would listen to like Bob and Tom. And then like when there's a bunch of kids in the car that are 10, I love you burpee boy. Whoa, you can't listen to Bob and Tom. But damn, that shit sounded good on the way to school.

Their laughs and stuff. I was like, I want to listen to that. I don't even know what they're talking about. No, so, so crispy. Yeah, it was. In rhythm together. Oh, yeah. And every time he, like, switched over to Bob and Tom accidentally,

they would be dying laughing. And it would actually be funny to me, too. And I was like, I don't even know what. Listen to that. But he's like, hey, you know, kind of nod in the bag because of the weird carpal family that you're with. Yeah. Can't put that on. I'm not in charge of what they listen to.

They'd say like penis or something. Right. And then they go home and tell their parents and now it's weird. Oh. Oh. Yeah. What are we going to do on Halloween when we got to step up to the plate at their house? Public shame. But yeah, so my, and my dad wouldn't like play popular, the popular radio station either. Because he wasn't on 93.1 vibes. No. He was on like some weird like X 103, Rob Zombie shit. So I think he just, fuck, we just, I don't know, bro. He was probably relying on me to, like, talk to him or something. I wasn't saying a damn word. On the 6.50 a.m.

Do you ever start wearing headphones yourself? My dad offered to buy me headphones, so we didn't have to listen to Ching E in the car. Not during carpools. But he was like, can you play a circus music in your own headphones? I was like, dad, this is that shit, actually. Such football coach. I like it when you do that right, thar. Turn that crap off.

Holiday. And I was like, this is the best song I've ever heard in my life. Don't you get your own little earbuds or pods or whatever the heck they got going on here? Get yourself a headset.

Turn that crap off. Head sets. Every dad and coach somehow like their accent just totally. It's all, it's one accent. It's not like a regional accent. It's just the dad coach accent

when I start getting into that mode. Turn that crap off. Is that Pittsburgh? Is that what is that? Buffalo? No, there's just one. Yeah, it's coach dad. They just hit a different level of like,

Hey! Coach dad. Every dad's got a little coach in him. That wasn't, I was just a clearing the throat. I don't want you to jump in on it too much. I was good on that. I was good on that.

What else? Yeah, I'm gaming, you know, the dude, the, the, uh, the, uh, fucking, the show on Fox after the Super Bowl. What do you mean? See what it was? Last week we were talking about the like the come down of like what the hell. Yeah. It was the word like, Fox didn't even try. It was just some weird Gordon Ramsey cooking show that was like a competition.

texted me. I was like, what is he talking about? I couldn't believe it. I was like, it was like, it's not like, it's not even like a scripted drama that maybe would hold people. No, first thing, just Gordon Ramsey, just been like, I have a few of the worst bakers in the world in my kitchen. And this is how we're falling up to soup, bow. And then it's like, it went into it. I was like, it's already over? That might get some of the moms, though. I think they were trying to hold the moms over on one.

Moms aren't, pull the wall over the moms. Cooking? Moms aren't, no, they weren't. They're not in it at that point in the game. They're gone. Super Bowl. My mom would watch the Super Bowl in the other room. Yeah.

I mean, by that point, it's just, it's totally background noise or it's already off. Gotta get kids to bed. Bro, one time my dad, just right when the Super Bowl ended, I think I said some dumb shit during the Super Bowl and got in trouble. You ever been in trouble during the Super Bowl? Oh, shit. I said something stupid. And right when the game ended, TV off. TV off.

Let's take Aaron home. I was like, did something so stupid. I didn't even go home with him. You know, your dad's dropping you and your homie off and you ride with him. I couldn't even go on the trip to his house. My dad just dropped Aaron off and complete silence.

Came back to the crib, dude. Oh, you had to stay home? Dude, he's like, no. Your poor friend. And that whole time that he's gone, you just know they're just an absolute just whooping verbally, maybe physically is waiting for you.

I would try to stay. I try to go to sleep, a fake sleep, dude. You ever pull the fake sleep? Because you don't want to get yelled out? You pull the fake sleep, but then sometimes they're so mad, lights come on. Oh, shit! They don't care. They know you're fake sleeping, but even if they aren't, they don't care. Yeah, give me the heat now because I don't want it in the morning on the way to school either, that Monday morning.

Or like, when they try to like hold out for, you know what I mean? You're like, when is this coming? I hate that. Like the ride to school, it's weird, but there still isn't like one of those. and then the whole day at school and then football practice, you're like, what?

I mean, geez. Dude, being in trouble while football practice is happening is, can't focus on anything. I'm like, I,

I got shit going on, coach. I don't know, but I can't do, I can't do leg raises. Polici, Scott on up there. Talking about in your head.

You're like, honestly, do you want to know? Honestly, I think, like, I think my mom knows I watch porn. I don't know.

I don't know. I forgot the, I forgot, I forgot to clear the search history, coach. Like, I tried to clear it and it won't clear. My mom might have, like, looked at that shit during practice. You understand the heat I'm under right now? Yeah.

I was shit about saying pious dog? I got bigger problems. I think it... I went to playboy.com and that shit might be on there. Dude, I think if an eighth grader said that to me, I'd kind of be like... I'm kind of like, all right. And I'd pull them off to the side. I'd be like, coach, give us five.

Or, you know, hey, Thomas, get in. And I'd take that kid to the... side of the baller moot captain dude i'd be like hey all right now i understand okay we've all been there all right it's gonna be all right if i need you to lock in i'd be like listen here's what's going to happen they're gonna approach you about it right stuff honesty is the best policy all right son be honest about it okay they'll forgive you be a learning experience but not get your fucking head in the game because we got to run this pitch this power thoughts right all right all right yeah You give him a little three minute reset.

You got me, bro. I'm ready now. I'm good. Give him a little three minute reset. Okay. And then now this kid's like, wow, coach is like on my side.

This is dope. Yeah. Like he might have my back. Right. My parents like hold me out of the game because I'm in too much trouble. See, but then honestly you do that though. And your coach's like,

what world do you think this is? I don't get a shit about what's going on at home son. And it just makes it even worse. And then you're doing up downs. Your coach's pissed at you. Your mom's watching fucking porn that you looked up. Dude, oh my God. Like, you ever think, how about, did you,

do you ever get in so much trouble that the school would call your, your house? Oh, yeah. And your mom, oh my God. And then your mom takes you up and you're like, what, what I meant?

Did they actually talk? Or what about when it's like after school? And you're, you're there and you're like, yeah, I mean, like I kind of mouthed off to my teacher. Like,

I did some dumb shit. shit, but like, I think it'll be all right. And then all of a sudden, like, call her ID is like, call from Barnabas, Saint Catholic Church. And you're like, oh, man, Mrs. Kitchens is calling my house right now. I would literally, fucking mom picks up the phone. Hello, this is Lori. This she. And then she looks at you. Kind of a bit done. Kind of kind of like a what he do tone. Oh, man. Super fake. and then and then it would be like she would just give you a little for me she would just give me a little like and then you're like what what's mom even though you know and then it's like dad and then it's like dad wasn't home from work yet so it's like she had to wait until dad was back and then they were

going to full on full court press you and then dad's pissed because he's had a full day work you know boss is riding his ass or whatever didn't close a deal he's got to come home and deal with the boy who mouthed off to his teacher. What'd you say? Man, I learned from the best, like, honestly, the best policy. For real. You just fessed up. Bro, I lie my ass off.

Because every time that I did that, my parents would just be like, no, no. That's, no, that's not how it happened. Like, what really happened. No, but what she said, but the teacher, the teacher hates me. No, they don't. What'd you do? What'd you do? And it's like, all right, fine. I threw erasers at her head. Ooh. At the teacher for real. Or are you just kidding? No, I was like kind of, I don't know. I was like,

I remember this one time for something. Is it a Friday? It wasn't like at her head. Like, it was one of those like she, we had kind of verbally like gotten into it a little bit. I was being a smart ass. And then we had like our dry race boards or whatever. And like she said something that was like, The teacher? Yeah. She said something that was pretty like, you know, everybody's kind of like, ooh. And I kind of just like flinged my eraser and it like went up and hit the chalkboard.

Yeah. It wasn't like. Oh, that's crazy. I didn't like, I wasn't like throwing it at her. It was just like a. Yeah, yeah. You know,

you know, that's a reaction. You're like that, you know. Oh, that's wild. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild.

One of those situations. Yeah. But got the call. Got the call. Got the call home. Got the call from the big leagues. You're going, you're being sent down, son.

Rough life. Mm-hmm. All right. These guys is 21. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Before we wrap it up. Mm-hmm.

If we get a minute. Come on. The people want it. You know it. I don't really, dude, I, oh, don't, don't pull this stunt.

Stunt. What are you talking about? Don't pull the wall over us for this. I know you're mad at something. Why are you saying, why are you putting that on me? The minute, bro. I know,

but like, why are you like, I know you're mad at something. Something's going on. Pissed off all that. There's got to be something. You're like, fuck,

you know. I mean, I guess just like in a situation like last night, like I, I'm just so tired of every single game that isn't just a regular season game. And most of the time, even in regular season games. Like if your team doesn't win, grown-ass men just being like,

she gets the refs tough when it's, you know, Pat Mahomes gets with the refs. Tough when you're playing the refs. Got the rest in your pocket. Got the rest of your pocket. Yeah. It always is like that. All right. The rest. What if you came down to the refs. Dude, shut the fuck up. Like the Eagles had a 10 point lead at half. Right. Like they had every opportunity in the world. My homes was hobbled. Like the chiefs couldn't get in. anything could go there, barely on the field in the first half. One call. One call.

Such an easy out. Ruffs. Yeah. And I know that it's just like in general. Like everybody, that's all, every single big game on Twitter. Rigged script. Rigged. Riffs.

Briffs. Bro. Refes, bro. I'm like, if you're 12 years old, you could be like, refs, bro. Take that L. It was the refs, bro. Hey, you're 32.

Zebras. They got us again. Also, hold that L. Tired of that shit. Hold that L, man. How's that L? Hold that L. Massive L.

You should only be, literally, you have to be a little fucking white kid doing a gritty contest at a party or a dance. To say that. To say hold that L. If you're above 12 years old and you say that,

L, L tick. You're fucking loser. That's what you are. You're, you're big, that's your big L. You're, your big L word. Hey, guys to say hold that L. Hold this L. Exactly.

Hold that L up on your forehead and shut the fuck up. About the refs, about holding Ls, about, oh, he big mad. Big mad. Nothing will piss you off more. And it's all like, I love like somebody will say something to you. Or just in general. It's not even to me. Like, I'll just see it happening on the timeline. Some fucking, you know, dude will say something to like Mark Schlereth.

And then somebody like Slareth will literally just have like a common response. That's just like, you know, a pretty good rat to tat like verbatim back to him. And then all of a sudden they just like blow up his feed. Just be like all the crying laughing emojis. Oh, I got him. Oh, he big mad. Oh, ha, ha, ha. Clown.

Yeah. I'm like, dude, you are being the clown right now. Yeah. And also, how are you going to expect for you to say some dumb shit to somebody? And then they just respond back to it. And then it's like, whoa, watch out. Hold that hell. He big mad.

Fucking losers, man. Go crawl into a hole. Shut the fuck up. Man cave. TG21. TG21. Follow us, subscribe. Watch it on YouTube.

Please. See you next time. Bye. Bye. That was a fire minute, bro.