THESE GUYS! - BEST OF THESE GUYS! The 3F's of Life

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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Just had a stroke Starting strong Stroke boys TG19 TG 19 Another these guys like mine like motherfucking mind subscribe on YouTube

listen on Apple Pod Spotify, Stitcher, wherever you get your podcast, these guys 19. Yeah. And you know, I have,

I've had multiple people over the last couple of weeks who have been, you know, like my brother-in-law's soon to be brother-in-law. So a brother-in-law of a brother-in-law

he was like, hey, or he told them, he was like, start listening to your brother and Ben's podcast, really enjoying it. So then they relay that to me

And so it's like, hey, this is good. You just, you know, show people, share a clip, send it to somebody. And everybody's like, hey, oh, these guys. Oh, yeah, these guys. These guys. And then we're good to goal. We're good to goal. Are we good to goal?

Yeah, I'll never forget, dude. That'll be in my head forever. Just breaking down Chuck Pagano's post-game interviews, like working at a radio station. Rough. I just knew his whole cadence, dude. You know what he's going to say? say the cadence, everything. You know.

I don't know. Yeah, just got to keep fighting or no. Dude. Good to go. And he never said anything. Go. We're good to go.

We're good to go. He never said shit. Nah. Look at this. Forward hats, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It looks so much more like, uh, that's a disciplinarian. That's a word. Good hat for you. God, it's a fucking great hat, dude. Because it's,

you know why it's great for you? A couple of reasons. I can't, I cannot wait to fucking hear this. And you have a, Couple reasons? Couple reasons. Yes.

So even more so for the people who watch or who listen to on Apple or Spotify, you know, this is a reason to watch on YouTube because you can see the fits every single week. True. And we try hard. Oh, I do anyway. I do too. Every time I'm like,

what are I wear shoes? I don't know. But Ben's wearing this hat and he's wearing in some videos and on stage and everything. But it, number one for me is it's nice and it's you because it's a Michigan hat, but it's not that much of a Michigan hat. There it is. The M is on the back. The M is on the side.

It's a fairly small one. You got M. You got Michigan. Yeah, you got Michigan on the back of the snapback. But then on the front is just a Nike joint. Boom. You know?

So you can go both ways. It's not too. You Ben doesn't like to be too in your face about shit. I don't like a two in your face about shit. I mean, that's everybody, right? You don't want to wear a shirt with a big fucking logo on it. I'm like,

I don't think so. Like that that surprised me last night. So it's Monday we're recording this in the, the AFC and NFC championships has happened yesterday. and I'm looking on the sideline of Cincinnati and they all just have the giant ass B like right in the center of their chest all the way down all the way down like their belly

I'm like can we not get a left pocket bingle left pocket is so underrated right here for shit left pocket with the old like that you remember yes the biggle jumping bingle jumping bingle full body bangle dude when they had that in the middle of the field I like the bingles so much more which is like I just hated them instead of absolutely hated them when they had the bingles like that.

The jumping bingle was so cool. In the end zones where like the stripes, they still have that. They do? Yeah. It doesn't say, it doesn't say bengals in it. It does, but it has like the tiger stripes that are on their helmet. I was pro just stripes only, bro. Oh.

I think that the Steelers speaking that, I think that they might be keeping the yellow end zones. I could talk about this for the rest of my life. I think because they kept it through the regular season, the end of the regular season. So they did it for the week, whatever game that was, the Christmas Eve game. They did it then. And then they had the finale two weeks later.

And they had them for that game too. And then I've seen some like over the head. I follow some like, of course. You're going to make some. I follow the helicopter that fucking goes over the field every day at 10 a end. And tap into the live drone feed just to see if those engines are yellow. I would for this.

But I follow a photographer. who takes like dope-ass pictures of Pittsburgh and he'll do drone shots and shit. You're still yellow? Dude, I mean, that's big time shit. It would be huge, man. Hey, fields with end zones that are just great green grass. What are we doing?

What? What are we doing? Football fields are already way long enough, dude. What do you want? You want like Arena League football? Like 50 yards? Yeah, make the field as short as possible. Put a brick wall two feet behind the end zone.

Touch up! it would make things interesting. 10, 5. Touch up! Yep. Just every shit. They used to. Fucking funny. How about the fucking goalpost that was in the front of the end zone?

You know. Who the fuck made that field? Who was drunk? Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. Just put them on the field somewhere. They put them there. But then who was that?

So it's always like this in a meeting, right? There's probably like at that time, I don't know. Let's call it nine, you know, old ass dude. with pipes in their mouth back in the day. And they're like, oh, no, we're going, we're going to put it right at the front of the end zone. And then there's that one guy that's like, I don't know, but he doesn't want to say anything because everybody else was like, outstanding Thomas. That's a great idea.

It makes it a shorter kick. That's great. And then there's that one person's like, but they're going to run in it. It's in, that's in the field. Wait, so they go behind it. Bro, that's so funny. You could use it as like a, like a prop. Yeah.

dude they talk about like pass interference for illegal picks like fucking goalposts is your illegal pick there rub your hip on the goal post and then at that time like they weren't even throwing the ball really so I guess that makes sense but yeah finally like that that one dude who had it in his head that whole time he all he could think about at work and then like one time they went out to the pub and they were getting smashed and he finally worked up to courage you'd be like we should probably just move move the field goal post to the back of the end zone and everybody kind of looked them after 13 broken necks and then the one the one guy who made like you know the commissioner at the time like everybody was like kind of waiting on him and he's like Tommy that's the

best damn idea I've ever heard and he's like wow and everybody goes golden for then and then they moved it yeah that doesn't make sense but yeah they play those baseball they play those they play this football games uh at baseball stadiums like a wrigley field I like that yeah me too it's kind of like I think they do it too much now with all the bowl games and all the special games I liked it when it was just like once every like three years

it was like whoa whoa and then actually like people would go and it would be like a pack stadium oh I'm going to a football game at a baseball stadium right but a football game at a football stadium come on but

you shitting me Jesus Christ that's been overplayed but at a football stadium boring but yeah dude like now they do it it's like every other fucking week

at college games like yeah they're at Yankee Stadium playing this one oh yeah they're at the Coliseum Riggily and they played three games in a row there I'm like who even cares anymore you know announcers just fucking jizz when they're playing at a baseball stadium oh he threw that one

into the dugout dude and whenever announcers oh my God bro they're so lame he's doing the gritty the gritty Can everybody fuck off about the gritty? Bro, you know it was bad when Nance. Oh, fucking Jim Nance was like,

he, when he knows what's going on with the gritty, like that, that dude for the Packers did it in Justin Jefferson's face after he broke one up. And Nance literally lost his body. He's like, oh,

he pulls out the gritty. I'm going to kill myself, this is it. Jim Nance is talking about how he's pulling that out. Once announcers know anything like that, it is so lame. Jim Nance don't need to know. Bottom of the barrel people to know about trends.

Announcers. Jesus. If any announcer knows anything, I'm like, okay, stop doing that and saying that. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, Nancy. He's doing the disco. Announcers are so fucking dry, bro. Let's go.

Dude. That's why there was one cool announcer, dude, they just skyrocket. Stuart Scott. Yeah, but he's like, he's, a he was like a TV personality. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's,

what are you about to say? I was just thinking about how like, totally going to change directions, but not really. How often when you're on TikTok do you, like you'll see the video and immediately you just go to the comments because a lot of times the comments are funnier than the actual video. Oh,

the comments on TikTok. Do they all are people so funny? They all, I mean, they kill me, man. And I mean, I got thinking about. it because there's this TikTok

that I watch and I should have sent it to you because it was like a three minute package highlight of the 2013 NFC championship thing. You're like, I got to keep this for myself. 49ers Ram or 49ers Seahawks in Seattle. Wait, what year?

2013. So it was like January of 2014. But there was like the intro. It was like, dude, it was like the intro and the Fox theme was playing and the Seahawks were running out of the tunnel. and Joe Buck It's like Dude Joe Buck's like

It is getting louder and louder and louder No shit And it hasn't even got The loudest First comment

Guess what the first comment It was Is it loud in there? I feel like there's I don't know I feel like TikTok hired people to just comment Like brilliant fucking

comedians Just yeah TikTok comment Like TikTok comments are 1. 420. Like 65,000 likes, dude. I know. That's, that's fucking crazy. That's a lot of shit for nothing.

No one's, oh, I'm following him now. How come you go to the guy's profile that leaves a like fire ass comment? There's like one weird video that's like a filter of their kid. I'm like, this is so fucked up. So weird. Dude, it's so weird. And also like, they're so funny. But damn.

man. Like, we live in such a weird time to where, I mean, the worst possible fucking thing could happen. And then it gets on TikTok and immediately, like, bro, I'll, for some reason, I'll stumble across like 9-11 TikToks. Oh, now we all are. Say one thing, bro. Stumb across like 9-11 TikToks. Like, the first comment will be like, damn, shouldn't have, like, should have seen that one coming. Oh, that's so funny. I'm like, what the fuck? I like how we can joke around about 9-11 now. But, but like,

it'll be about any, it'll be the most current shit ever, dude. Like when DeMarne Hamlin goes down. Like somebody will say fucking like me after I have three shots of tequila. On TikTok, bro, it has 50,000 likes.

I'm like, what is wrong with you guys? That shit's funny, bro. I mean, like, but it's kind of sad because it's like makes me think about how like, no matter what you do in life.

Oh, no one gives a fuck. No matter how much you. change the world. No matter what is the most important. It could be you could literally come up with the cure for cancer. And you will be remembered on TikTok for some fucking stupid outfit that you wore. Fingers have to cure for cancer. First comment. That guy looks like he has cancer. Hey, first comment. What took you so long? Jesus Christ. You're welcome? Oh shit. About time. comment.

Yeah, it's like one of those profile pictures. It's like an NFT of like that monkey or whatever. Those are the most fire accounts. 13 followers. It's like scream. The scream mask. What took you so long? 20 years too late.

Dude, it's so funny. TikTok is so weird. It's the only thing I look forward to every night is watching it. I know. It's, it is. And you know what?

Like, I think a lot of the social media is just pissed that TikTok did it. Like, they perfected. I know. It's every... It's perfected the social media app. It's every app and one. It's like boomerangs pretty much

are your profile pictures. Yep. It's like Vine. It's just all the... Dude, people use TikTok to search more than like Google now. You find anything on that shit. What's up with the search bar shit? Like, you'll find a... Dude, like a TikTok will come across of like some chick

and then the search bar on it is like Livy Dunn headpicks I'm like the fuck is this What do you mean that's just like That's like the bar like the search bar You know what it's like an example of what you should search for Or if somebody's just like yeah I'll take that Dude it's wild I have no idea but I think yeah

And that's why like Instagram and Twitter and Facebook They all continue to get worse and worse Because they're in a mad dash to try to be TikTok When TikTok already figured it out I know they just stay trying to ban TikTok because it's so good. Yeah. We got to do something.

They're all coming together. They're like, ah, blame China. We get China behind it. Then everybody will be like, ah, we got to get rid of that fucking thing.

It's crazy. I don't know. You know what's wild to me is, I guess it's not that much when you think about it. I don't know. But like, we were in middle school,

like really coming of age time when YouTube really started getting it's like yeah, right? When YouTube was like kind of a wild, wild west, like weird ass. fucking place but it's like cool

you can pretty much search whatever and find this music video any funny video any clip of family guy or whatever movie scene like I'll find it right it's cool in like what YouTube is grown into I mean that shit fucking bangs the first time I ever yeah you can do anything

you can watch anything on YouTube that's literally just TV now where is the server bro that's all I want to know like where's the YouTube server and is it that is it the size of that building yeah dude you can just put anything on that bitch. You have everything, but like full TV channels, fucking how-toes of everything.

We know how we feel about how-to videos, but, you know, I mean, I mean, you literally have YouTube TV. They just became cable. YouTube, we come full circle. They just became cable. Wait, YouTube has cable? Like YouTube TV. That could fucking solve all my TV issue.

You should get YouTube TV. And you can watch anything on there? I mean, they, a lot. Like, they have like your local channels. I just want normal cable back so damn bad. And that's so funny. Can we please someone just, I just want Xfinity Comcast again

with that TV guide that like slowly moves? That was my, dude, I'd watch the TV guide for fucking two years because I was like, I don't know what to pick. And they'd like be showing something on TV guide. Dude, I would literally sit there with TV guide on. It's like,

Emeril the chef say some shit. I was going to say, did it have like that little box up in the right hand corner that kind of had a weird preview? that kept replaying, but you're like, that's kind of TV. Yeah, I'd watch it like 14,000 times. And just look at shit that was on. Oh, that's on at nine.

Got 30 minutes to kill. No, I'm... Just fucking sit there in a chair. I think by the time that my son is, you know, in middle school or teen, I think we will come to full circle of cable. It'd be so nice. Just everything right there. How much was fucking cable?

$70 a month? How much am I paying for like $15,000? Well, yeah. people have done like the if you have Hulu, Netflix, Amazon, HBO, Disney Plus, which everybody has all those things. Majority of people have all those things.

It's just the same, if not more, than what you'd pay for if you just had Comcast. Just me texting my dad, hey, can he send me that code so I can fucking use his cable every night at 2 a.m. 2 a.m. text. He probably thinks I'm fucking dead.

I'm like, you know, send me the code for Xfinity. I'm trying to watch like, SNL or some shit. She should get YouTube TV. That's good. No, I don't want this. I'll forget the password. Fuck it.

I don't care. What am I going to watch? I watch more TV at the damn gas station, bro. How loud are those trying to fill up my fucking tank? Welcome to GSTV! I'm like, can we not? I mean, this is really where we are and where we have to have constant fucking... It is...

It is kind of nice. I mean, nobody wrong. We're like... NFL draft time when somebody comes up and is like, you know, here's my top 10 prospects. I'm like, oh shit. Let's write this. Let's let's let this run here. That's when I go fill up the tank.

Fill it all the way up, bro. Some weird ass guy that nobody knows was talking about draft picks. Dude for like rally sports. Like entertainment. I'm like, I don't even know who is this. Did he even, I don't even know what's going on,

but I'll fucking watch it. I don't know what I'm falling on Twitter. You got him at four? Yeah. You ever. pull away from the gas and pump with the fucking hose. No, but I've been a witness and it is hilarious. I know you're dumb ass.

I'm just wait. Dude, I haven't. I'm kind of like mad at myself. I'm like, how have I not done that? It's like the one thing. Like, if you,

if you saw that happen or thought of that, you'd probably be like, Ben's probably done that. Oh, I, the most surprising thing the last three months of my life is that finding out that you haven't driven away from the gas pump with it in there. It sucks.

I'm like, can I just do it now? I got so close, bro. It is kind of scary, though, because you're like, every time,

dude, I'm like, what happens? Well, it was at a speedway right by where we went to high school. It was after school and a teacher and coach of ours was at the pump like right across from me, right?

So we were kind of bullshit and everything. Ha, ha, ha. And then trying to get the hell. he gets he gets in his car oh you saw it oh dude yeah he gets in his car bro who was it coach mac rest in peace yeah but there's just always a coach mac i know yeah and and usually they're the kind of coach that would do this love coach mac on my favorite ever rest of peace but he so he gets in his car and i'm still you know fucking filling up or whatever and he pulls away

and all so i just hear this loud like go gink and i'm I look and he's driving away in the fucking gas. Gas hose is just like following behind his fucking Jeep. They just keep going. No, he stopped. But he kept going to commit to the bit. He kept going for a little bit to where it was like slithering right behind him. And then he stopped and got out. I can't remember what he said. But he kind of looked at me. Like, what are you going to do? Dude, so you just definitely happened on like a Tuesday. Oh yeah. Nobody's doing shit. Oh, nobody's ever left a gas pump with in their car on the weekend. No one's ever done that. No. It's just only a Tuesday activity. The people who work in the gas station, they're like, you got that tool to

connect the hose. It's Tuesday. Yeah, shit. I forgot. It is Tuesday. I'm ready. Hose tool Tuesday. But, uh, yeah, I would just drive off with them pretend it never happened. So I didn't have to like, you know, take it back. What do you do? Walk in the gas station, fucking hand it to him. Hey, I fucked up. Hey, I'm dummy. The giant, the giant hose. Imagine there being, that's the walk of shame. That's the walk. There's a fucking line in the gas station to buy stuff too.

And he's getting the back of the line with a huge ass hose. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I did it. Yeah. Everybody else has coffees and snacks and dip. You just have a huge ass gas hose in the back. Bro, I guarantee I do this this week. Dude, the sound.

I'll never forget the sound. I mean, he yanked that shit out of there. Do they just have like extras in the back or what's going on? I feel like they just got to like, because it doesn't rip it out. It like pops it out. So I feel like they got just kind of and plug it back in. You know?

Like when you plug a charger into USB and the USB thing is kind of a bitch and you're like, fuck I can. Yeah. All right. Good. We got it. How much does it piss you off when you, that happens to me all the time.

It's like, up with like while my phone is charging or something and it'll fucking rip it out of the wall. Oh, dude, that is just, mm-mm-mm. It never happens on just like a casual, like, oh, this is no problem. It always happens when, you know, happy, you know, your dog is like shitting somewhere and then your girl's yelling at you to like go clean it up and then you're kind of like in a rush and then it fucking rips out and then it's just another thing. It's always just another thing.

Yeah, it's always on top of it, bro. It's always like after you just bit your tongue. you're like fuck yeah yeah you you like burn your the top of your mouth on a on a you know fucking oven baked pizza and then you kind of jump just like god and then it rips out and you're like fuck me and the girl your mom's like enough fuck me dude's always bro every time i get mad and I'm by myself I just say the most weird shit fuck me like if you heard me inside my house computer freezes I'm like slap my fucking ass And I'm like, why did I just say it? Is anybody else getting mad like that? Saying the most suss shit.

Nah, I just fucking get heated, man. I get Molinar, you know how? Oh, you got a minute? I don't. Come on. I don't get, I don't like that. I don't like that. Oh, my God.

Yes, you do. We all like that. I don't, man. 59, 58, 27. Come on. What happened to those guys? Come on. Don't change the subject.

Come on. I don't know. Dude, no. This is, no. I'm trying to piss you off and shit. Yeah, you are. Come on. Dude, come on.

You know what I was thinking about the other day, though? Say something. Our Indy 500 video. Is that waiting in traffic? That shit was great. Stop changing subject. Come on. I don't have anything.

I know you're mad at something. I'm not. Come on. I'm not pissed off about anything, man. I'm good. Nothing happened over the weekend that you're pissed about. No. I know there's something, bro.

Had a great time. Yeah, you're all happy now. Great time. Have a happy minute. No, you're going to do that. No, shit. Everybody's pissed. off.

Everybody wants to be pissed off on something. You end on the week off before the Super Bowl? I hate it. What are we doing? Yeah, this time of year. Just absolutely horrible. They do the Pro Bowl this week, right?

You know, you get to see a bunch of dudes fucking, you know, play paddy cake with each other. Do they actually play still? They play literal flag football now. Actual. They do like, yeah. And then they do like, different like games and stuff.

That was my favorite thing ever to watch. Of course, Peyton and Eli Manning are the coaches. Then maybe they should just cancel it. Dude, I love how the NFL, like, I love how NFL marketing

still drives home the point that Payton and Eli have the same mom. As if we haven't known that since 1997. I've never seen her. She does stay pretty low-key compared to, yeah, the women in the Manning family stay pretty low-key. Never seen her in my life.

But like, every marketing, every fucking social media clip, every commercial with the Manning, something about, I'm calling Mom. Oh, yeah. So played. Dude. Like, maybe in 2005 when, or like when Eli first, when Eli first got into the league and him and Peyton were both playing at the same time, they could get away with like an ad campaign about that. Over 15, over 20 years later and we're still dropping the, oh, mom shut up to.

Because football is family. Football's family. Because they are brothers. Faith football family. Because Eli and Peyton are related. We talking about Faith football family one time. I love that. It's my life.

Like how did football slide in there though? Like Jesus Christ. Family. You know, football too, though. Like football? The three Fs, bro. The three Fs of life. How did football weasel its way into those, bro?

I mean, what do you like more? Football are your fans? family. Oh, for sure. Football. Yeah. Faith. Actually, how did the only family and faith weasel their way in with football? The only way you're, the only reason you're going to church is to just pray that your fucking left tackle doesn't get injured. No, please Lord, let the Colts win. So my fucking teacher isn't pissed on Monday. And dear God, I hope this church is, I hope this shit ends quick so I can go watch the pregame show at home. And, uh, yeah, it's pretty much it. Amen. All my prayers.

grown up. That's still my prayers. Please God. Let Kenny Pickett find it. Make sure that he's... That is amazing. The amount of times I've prayed for fucking football teams to win. That's the only thing I pray for. Hey, it's not like you're afraid to ask God for them to win. So you kind of just like, you do everything in your power to say, to say to win. Just beat around the bush without winning.

Please God. Please let them have focus and accountability. and execute what they've been working on to the best of their ability, Lord, in your name and honor. When God's up there like, would you just fucking say, let them win? Dude,

I swear to God, this is weird, but I think God's up there like tallying people's prayers. And then whoever has the most wins. That's my thoughts on that. Like wins. Like,

like 40,000 people prayed for the Steelers. Oh, like the game. 13,000. thousand people prayed for the chiefs, Steelers win. Wow. Hey, everybody says power of prayer. Power of prayer is key.

Bro, I hate this. Dude, when I was a kid, I used to pray for you and you to win every, because my dad was a coach. Every single night. Like, my, like, it was my whole. Yeah, because he didn't want your dad to be pissed off. It's my whole life, dude. Yeah. So the greyhounds win this weekend.

dude the Carmel high school greyhounds one state that year so I had to change up my whole prayer routine and I had to say University of Indianapolis football team greyhounds for fucking 10 years straight after that yeah

you played with fire there you know you didn't get specific bro I said the rosary at one game before it or during during the game you had this shit on you dude I was a kid yeah you're the rosary on you probably He had kids fuck around with the rosary so much.

I don't know why. It was a necklace. Oh, that was kind of tough. That's the worst thing you could do. Oh, yeah. When somebody slipped a rosary on, low-key in class, I was like,

oh, God. They're about to get ISS in this bitch. They're getting kicked out. He's getting, he's getting expelled for rocking a rosary to lunch. That was so scary. A red one.

Got hard. The white beads. For the Hail Mary or whatever. How many goddamn hellmary's do we need? the rosary the rosary is oversaturated with the hell and mary's. The rosary, yeah, I mean the physical

of the physical copy of a rosary, that's intimidating. I literally was like, I felt like if I had a bad thought and I touched the rosary and be like, that's some weird as shit. Yeah. Yeah. It is like Catholics out there. Like you guys are fucking crazy.

Rosary is just a little too long though, you know? Can I get like a bracelet? That's good. Can I get a bracelet version? Yeah. That's a bracelet rosary. Yeah, just like, you know, maybe instead of 80,000 Hail Marys, I can just say four and we call it a night. You have different level.

You get a ring one. Yeah, just two Hail Mary's and our father. Good. Yeah, pray the rosary to do they. People that would pray the rosary every day. I was like, wow, okay. Somebody's got some time on their hands. Yeah.

I was like, you're not eating a toast or strudel instead? Dude, one time we had to pray the rosary on the way to play. cathedral. Bus, bus rosary. I was like, now this is, this is getting me

really hype, coach. Yeah. Oh, I'm there. Jesus. I'm not even saying it. Amen.

Not even saying it. Like, you're pretty much sleep talking. Yeah. On the way to like hit people. The biggest game ever. What's the point?

Still lose by 28. Oh, every time. Power of prayer, man. Not enough. Not enough Ron Colley folks. That would be so... What's going on with you guys?

Why aren't you playing hard? I don't know. Probably because we prayed the rosary. For two and a half hours on the way here? Dude, bus rides. Horrible. Kill my vibe anymore. Dude, road games are just not...

I mean, just, yeah. You can't... Just fucking call it. Just camp it in. Road games. After school, like a J-Vy-Vy- game. Some bullshit. There's not even a locker room. You're just like out in a lot.

I was like putting on all your shit. Really tough to play. It's like so uncomfortably hot and all you can think about it is like a biology homework that's here. Like you're the only thing. Like wait, I got to play this game against Whiteland real quick. Right. And the coaches are all just like,

how are you all locked in? Like, bro, are you serious? I've been up since 6 a.m. 8 classes. How are you now? I mean, I ate half of Papa John's pizza. I'm tired.

I have a biology test and Spanish homework for three hours after this. And I forgot my cleats. So I got up playing these pumas. What do you mean? How are you, how are you focused? Like, I,

that makes no sense to me. Not being able to talk on the bus, dude. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Especially football, like, basketball, baseball, it's like football's insane. Like basketball, at least you're like in a gym.

Like it's weather controlled. It's a quick game like, you know, but kind of in and out. There's 12 people on your team. On the whole like both teams essentially fucking baseball. We know baseball. It's laid back. Like it's a little bit more. It ran.

Hey, canceled. Cancel. Perfect. Right. Or, or, you know, even if you fuck up, you play probably. tomorrow, you know? It's fine. Football. Makes sense. On a Monday for JV. or freshman or whatever the hell he said? I mean, just really try to test us more of how much you want it. Because I don't. I don't want it. Jesus Christ. How bad do you want it? I don't. What if somebody just

said that shit stood up? I don't want it anymore. Dude, I wish. It's hard. This sucks. There's no point. There's no redeeming quality to this. I'm not going to college to play. No redeeming quality. Dude, me and Rye are watching Friday Night Lights pretty heavy right now, like the show Friday Night Lights on Netflix. And I mean, we like it a lot. It's a, it's a good watch. It's like an easy, you know, one of those shows, you probably don't. I love you, baby, boy. Whoa. Um, that was a pasta salad burp there. Oh, God. Wait from where. Rye made it. Damn. Yeah. I've had a good pasta salad in a while. Man. Yeah. Since like a cookout.

But it's like good show. It's like one of those, you love a show where it's good, but it's a little bit mindless where like you don't have to be incredibly locked in. Thank God. But you want to watch. But even if, you know, you go grab a drink and it's still on or you have to change a diaper or if you're kind of scrolling your phone a little bit, you're still like in it. You're there.

Yeah. But man, it's so funny with like these high school football stereotypes, dude. It's just ridiculous. It's about Texas high school football. and, you know, it does hit you in a way where it's like, ah, damn, I remember that shit. That was cool. But then at the same time, like one of the episodes,

the coach has him go out and run like Hill wind sprints at like 11 o'clock on a Tuesday because he's like trying to, you know. PM or am? At night. And the whole time, he's just like, you, you are not champions. Champions don't joke around.

Champions don't. I'm just like, bro, who? they're 17 years old champions of what who cares like is it that important to win a championship in high school it kind of was at the time at the time it was but it's just I mean

god dang bro this isn't the Super Bowl it kind of is though nah I mean I just I get it you want to win right and I did and I still do But think about being the coach doing all that.

I mean, I'd rather win than pull like the like, where we develop men and we. Oh, I hate that. That shit is just a front because every coach just wants to win. But then the whole like we develop men thing is just like a PR stunt. We develop men. We get our grades and we graduate these men. Like, no, you don't. I was like, you're not going to be doing any of that if you go four and eight, bro.

So let's put the fucking horse before the kettle. We develop men. Horse before that totally fucked out. I was just rolling with it. Horse before the carriage. Had me at a horse. I wasn't going to say anything. Horse before the carriage.

Yeah. You got to get those wins, coach. Before we can start talking graduation. Win. We will win. We got to be champions. Champions don't quit. Champions,

they earn it. Champions don't get free handouts. Such a cold. like yeah we're not going to be champions dude we suck right after football season every time thank god I can be a normal person for a week the entire yeah but then like that one football teammate that was like go straight into wrestling

ooh I was like oh that sucks bro do you even like like do you have does your brain even work anymore like do you even think about anything else legitimately are you happy Or do you just hate everything? Could not imagine. I'm like, I can't even walk. How are you playing a whole new sport from the beginning?

Also, with all the conditioning and the actual physical beating that you take in wrestling, I'm like... Wrestling is a wild sport. The conditioning in that shit? Dude. Nicole, didn't she wrestle? In high school? No, I quit wrestling. There you go.

Gotta quit. Got to quit wrestling, man. Because I was like his face Isn't beat to shit. There's no way he wrestled You can pick out a wrestler from like Oh yeah A hundred yards away Yep

Like oh you look like a bridge troll All right you wrestle for your high school This is so weird And they're always like Oh there's always out like skinny And I'm cutting weight for the I'm like good Lord man What a life you live

Always wearing crew neck sweatshirts Every wrestler has just 14 crew neck sweatshirts at they roll through. Dude, you got to watch it out, man. We got any wrestlers

listen to this. They take that shit personal. Bro, they have to know. They'll come. I mean, they'll come after. What are they going to do?

Pull me in a headlock? Jesus Christ, dude. Just walking down the street one day, some guy just pins me. I know a guy actually for a fact that probably would do that. He's that crazy with it.

Dude, he's that. Just don't rub your weird ear on me. Oh my God. Is that my? Was that like a strategy? They just tried to get the grossest cauliflower here because they were like,

then at least, you know, half the field won't want to get near me. Why do they all have it? Don't you wear the things? I think a lot of them don't, right? No,

yeah, in practice, a lot of people don't wear headgear. Right. You're like you have to for meats and stuff. Meets, but in practice, it's like,

uh, and I'm trying to think of a parallel, like in football, just some shit. They're like, fuck that. I just wouldn't, want my ears to look that

like that forever. Yeah, they just not like it because it's uncomfortable. Yeah, it's like you'll get like rashes and stuff on your cheeks. So instead of the rash they opt for the fucked up here. Well, it's usually you get that and Infantigo or something. Oh dude, that's the other half of wrestling.

Yeah, how many rashes are I going to get this year? Just fucking roll. It's always the mat too. Everything is so about the mad. You got to roll out the mat. I feel like it's half of the, half the sport is the man those mads for yeah that shit was something oh my god and there's

how much did you want to just fucking like crawl like play jungle gym with those things though when they be rolled around that shit when I see a wrestling mat out I don't care what type of impetigo I'm about to get I just want to smack it 18 times and then run across it on my hands and eat all the way

the other side fucking 30 years old I do that shit right now Just hands and knees, bro. Oh, shit. That's so funny, yeah, because, like, the dynamic between, you know, you had the teammate who would play football and then would also wrestle, but then it was a very distinct line.

Like, the wrestlers kind of didn't really fuck with the football players. And the football players also kind of didn't either because the wrestlers were like, do your shit so tough, but you don't fucking do what we do. And then you're like, no one comes to your shit. No one cares. No one goes to their shit. No girls wearing your jersey. Yo,

yo, yo, the weirdest thing, though, was the wrestling cheerleaders. Yeah, didn't want to say it. Can we throw up about that for a second?

What was going on there? Didn't want to say it. What? What's it for? What were they called? They had to... What are they called like Matt Brats? Matt Gratz.

Matt Rats, dude. Or Matt Brats. Matt Brats. I think that was... I would quit on... if there's a Matt Brat watching my match. I'd be like, go home. But then...

But then, yeah, dude, like, the one girl that would, like, you know, kind of maybe have some flings with a few of them. Not good. Not a mad rat. Yeah. That was a thing? I don't know.

Nicola, is that a thing? I just kind of made that up. Well, I mean, in, like, middle school and stuff when I was wrestling, that wasn't a thing. But I'm imagining in high school, yeah, that was probably... I'm gonna throw up without calm, you're talking about it right now.

This is Matt Brattin around, dude. I'm gonna be a Matt Brat for Halloween. It was always the most unassuming girls that were doing that. I'm like, oh shit, she's a Matt Brat. Could definitely kick your ass. Matt way. I'm trying to think of the other shit fucking Matt Brat. You got some, can we get some slings slings?

Shut up. Where did you? I didn't know about all these. I'm just messing. I just making them up off the top. of the head, bro. Risking Matt. God damn, Nicola.

Good Lord, bro. Matt, Brat, what did you say sling slut? Colflower cauliflower cats? Callflower kitties. Bro, I'm about to throw up. Dude.

What else? What else is some wrestling shit? Staff infection sister. Headgear hotties Steff Holy shit

Oh dude You remember when Mrs. Mercia Oh shit That's the mascot Dude we're gonna be out at a bar And like just the fucking every

Put me in a headlock dog Every ex wrestler is just gonna come up and beat the shit at us I will bite their ear and dip it in ranch first wrestling is weird before they fucking lock up I'm like look up grab his leg like

oh fuck dude dude do you remember when the girls like there was a big era where girls would call

other girls they didn't like rats mm-mm is that it wasn't a thing for girls you knew? No, I don't think so. Rats? Rats. Nah. Like they'd be like, she's literally a rat.

Ooh, maybe. That's, you're getting hotter. She's a fucking rat. No, I never heard that. That was a big one in my era where I went to school. That was, that was like... I really hated it when girls would call you,

like, I think it was like, they'd be like, they drop a hun on you like I'm only hearing hun from like my grandma it's like a little comforting I know that never happened to me so they're doing it like a like a backhand way yeah yeah dude rats that was

that and then Matt rats calling every girl that wasn't them 12 years old she's like 12th universal thing I'm like she's one year younger than you and you're 13 You, so yeah, how's that going with that literal rat? She's literally a greasy New York City street rot, and she's 12 years old.

She has a tail and she's furry and she lives in a sewer. I'm like, God damn, dude, when girls like rat on, like rat, when girls like make fun on other girls, it's crazy. They're ruthless. I'm like, oh my God. They are ruthless. yeah they'll get like super personal about it

yeah that's yeah I don't know man that's uh I know all their family history and shit when they're trashing them oh my god

she's such a bitch didn't her dad like die I'm like God damn girls know so much I'm like you are so nosy isn't her mom like a literal alcoholic.

Yeah, she, like, wrecked their car last year after, like, this summer camp and, like, the whole house blew up. And, like, I'm like, holy fuck, dude. You're like, I mean, you're like, she's still hot. Guys will know, guys will look past all that shit. She's still hot, though.

Oh, high school girls versus high school guys. What a time. What a time. Strange time. What is he doing out there? Dude, wrestlers. I'm scared now. I kind of always think wrestlers

are just going to kick my ass anyway. Yeah, you're like the poster child for who the wrestler hates. Pretty boy football player. Yeah, every time I see a wrestler, I'm like, ah, he's going to fuck around and like punch me. You don't help yourself because you always fucking say some stupid shit.

I know. I know. shit. You making Super Bowl plans already? Sorry, big game plans. Oh, so is it, so why can't we say it? You can't say it? No, you can.

Kind of. I guess probably not technically. I got that shit on the lock. Yeah, I don't get it. I'm always going to say it. But, dude, my dad's having a Super Bowl party. Whoa. And he made a flyer for it.

my God. But I'm not going. Because he told you two weeks about it. Yeah, give me a break, dude. Tell me two weeks before. Not interested. Man, they had 69. In the summer. Locked it up.

It is always so funny when like fucking Pepsi. They own the rights of everything. And they're like, this, get in on this giveaway with Snoop Dogg with Levi jeans for the big game. Pepsi is so Super Bowl.

Like, and not even they can say it. Yeah, that kind of, that hurts a little bit. Come on. Give Pepsi. Right. Like, think about how much tighter promotions and shit would be if they could just say Super Bowl.

I don't get it. I'll never get that. Come on in for the big game. Come on in for the pro football championship. What the fuck? Have Bud Light, Miller Light. Skull vodka. Greg is

All for the big game Big game Do people So people get in trouble If they say that If they're like companies like They get like sued Because they can't

Like they don't own it It's the NFL's Why don't they do that for Do they do that for the finals Like NBA finals You can't say finals They're just like the NBA Super Bowl They start to call it

The NBA Bowl Call it the NFL Finals then the NBA championship. Who cares about the finals? Me, I kind of like it. Of course you do, because eight other people do.

The NBA finals? Dude, the finals, I mean, I don't like it more than the Super Bowl, but like, damn. I mean, just in comparison to the NFL,

like the Christmas Day ratings for the NBA got literally eight times less than what the NFL did. Yeah, nobody really cares. it's fun it's fun it's all right it's good to throw on it's a casual viewing you know it's an easy view do you think the NFL's rigged um I don't that's all I think about I'm kind of get to the point where it's like it has to be now it's like too too big not to be almost too many people

yeah man the NFL the NFL the NFL it just it seems fraudulent kind of like hiding in plain sight. They know that even if somebody was like, I know a ref that said that they made four extra calls because they blah, blah, blah. And the NFL wanted the Eagles to play the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Fucking training camp, NFL draft comes. We're like, you know, it's not going to hurt it. Nah. I don't know. I think it's just weird, dude. But just like every... But wouldn't coaches now? I don't know.

there's a conspiracy for everything. It really is. NFL talk. Shut up. Let's go back to high school stereotypes for a second. Wrestlers. We've done baseball players before.

I'm pretty sure. They're more so college. College baseball players for me because high school baseball players, it's like you have the kids who, I don't know, they're just kind of there. But then the guys who go on to play college, Those are like the ones that are like, okay, you wear Oakley's at all times and have

8 billion dip cans in your car. High school baseball seemed kind of fun. I was like, I kind of want to play. Yeah, like it's, you know, it's nothing. There's not as much of a personality trait type with that as there is as a high school football player or a college baseball. But college baseball, that all goes away. That's the worst college sport.

The worst college guys. college baseball. I think so. Because nobody goes to their shit either. You're right. Oh my God. The only time somebody's going to a college baseball game, it's like, oh, we'll pull up my buddy's truck in the back of the infield and kill 80 beers while there's a double header. I'm like, God damn, you're going to be out there for years. A double header? That's the only, that's the only thing. Yeah, but then they, they, they, they, like college baseball players act like they should like be treated. as like the football players. I'm like, nope.

Just, just, just, nah, you're weird. You're weird and you just do this lift all the. I'm like, none of you guys are just like working out. None of them are lifting weights.

No, just with a fucking band. Band? Yeah, the band. I'm like, you guys aren't doing anything. Yeah,

we got a lift, then we got a, we got a BP, then we got, I'm like, Jesus Christ. Nobody loves country music more than a college of baseball player.

it like is baseball and country music is like and you know they could they could be they could be like a fan of just like pop music hip hop music whatever when they're in high school and growing up but the instant they become a college baseball player they're like at house parties only country music when they're when BP is happening if the coach will like let them put music on the loudspeaker country music

walk up song fucking Thomas Red best thing about baseball for sure well the walk-up song oh my god yeah that's pretty cool but you have to like fight so hard for it because every coach is just like we're not doing that shit really we're not they're not in on that done anything to earn

that we don't need that you gotta earn your I guess it is like a big like MLB thing isn't it we don't we you don't need that with the chains on the you know you don't need that shit are baseball coaches like that oh yeah with all the gear and stuff. Hey, fundamentals. Oh, yeah. What coach? I mean, what coach isn't? Oh, shit. There

is. You know? Yeah, it's true. Every coach. Every coach in every sport. Not here to look cool. No flashy, no none of that. Just locked in, focus, business, discipline, team. Like, not even Dion Sanders. I don't think is like that. Oh, he's also. I think he walks the border. a little bit. Like he's on the fine line of it. But I mean, at the end of the day, he's still like, we got to do our shit. We got to like, be on your P's and Q's.

Cross your T's and dot your eyes. Every coach is the same, dude. Every coach is the same nightmare. All right. These guys. All right. These guys 19. Sounds good. Player.

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