THESE GUYS! - BIG 12 MONSTER + SPIRIT HALLOWEEN + NOTRE LAME

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

"Is this movie literally six hours long?" There’s nothing worse than putting your favorite movie on with your girl, hitting the hour and ten-minute mark, and realizing she is secretly scrolling TikTok on mute. The clubhouse maps out the reality of movie nights that completely spiral relationships, and why putting on The Town or Goodfellas might actually ruin your life.We break down a massive Mel's Best Available draft for the most underrated nights, from the absolute magic of an accidental drunk music video night to the pure invincibility of a Tuesday with no homework and no practice. We analyze the complete anatomy of a house party, debating the warm South Beach vibes of the kitchen group versus the scary NFC trench warfare of the garage groupPlus, we talk about the epidemic of fake teeth on celebrities, the cargo shorts of week three high school football, and what happens when your homie takes a moped to school and leaves it dead center in a real parking spot. We also map out the ultimate college conference sponsors (Speedway Big Ten?) we look back at the legendary Daisuke gyro ball, and gear up for our episode 200 live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City Sept 1st. Get tickies below bby 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [e-mail]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Had a homie spent the night, school night, last week of school, Joe King, opted out of taking his car to school, took our moped to school. I was like, I wouldn't even try that, but you can, you got it. I just took my car. Hey, passed him on the way to school. Hey, hit him on the way to school. Me passing him, him. Not bad for a fat guy. What up, Clubhouse is Benny Plitzy. Joey Mulanaro on this week's

TG, did they talk about watching movies with your girl and how they hate you after? No. Did they talk about how the Mac should be sponsored by Little Caesars? Nope, never. They never talk about that stuff. Or do they talk about your neighbor's sick garage or the time you drove a moped to school? I don't know.

Let's start the show. Take your sexy time. Beautiful people. Oh! Don't you know, don't you know? Oh, oh, Hey, Chris Brown,

just 700 platinum hits? That may show up in Mel's best later tonight. It may be a feature of Mel's best. That may show up as a feature of Mel's best this week. It just got me thinking about it. Put some respect on Chris Brown. Do we talk about that?

enough? I don't know. TG. TG. 194. 194. Hey. Ah, no. How we doing? Oh, eh, oh. Colt's third down sound. Not a local podcast. No, I don't think it was the third down sound. I think it was just a random.

It would be like during TV timeouts or something. It would always get me hype though. I think it would kind of play maybe while Manning was in the huddle. Maybe? What is that even from? But I think other stadiums do it too. Like, I swear. You ever been to a different game and be like, they do that too?

Yeah, it's a weird feeling. Hey, copycat league. Yeah. Dude, yes. It would be like during a dead time in the action. A little bit of downtime. I would love to be that MC guy up there at RCA dome and just, oh yeah, I think now's a perfect time.

Flip open the button. It really was always perfect timing. Like the crowd was kind of dead. You were kind of like thinking about something else. Then you hear, oh, and you'd be like, all right,

let's go. Got to kind of lock in a little bit. Yeah. They're down. Every guy in the clubhouse is alarm tomorrow. Oh. Let's go. Hey,

and go ahead and set your alarms to go by those tickies. New York City. The show is on. And some of you may be like, wait, wait a six. So they go to New York City. What is it? So is it Benny and Joe? They're doing stand up.

Are they doing it? No, no, no. This is this show. Yep. It's these guys. 200th pod episode 200. Breaking it down. Gramercy Theater.

So it's not going to be 20 minutes of Joey, then 20 minutes of Benny or 20 minutes of Joey and 50 minutes of Benny or vice versa or anything. No, it's going to be. The show for us, babe. Anywhere from 60 minutes to 90 minutes to hell if it goes well, 220. I don't know. We'll go on that. We're going to be talking Jason Seahorn Mike Piazza.

We're going to be talking Tom Coughlin's red face in the 2007 NFC title. Might be doing some AFC NFC. And here's the best part, in my opinion. You guys get to be part of the show too. That's one of the best part of this. whole thing. It's the best part. It's the best part. It's got the email. It's got the Discord that we have every single week. But then at the live shows, the one in Indy, two years ago, the one Chicago last year, we had like half the show, 40 minutes plus of the show where

people, people just shout themselves out to us. We were going over. We were talking about it. We were bullshit. They're asking questions. It's awesome. It's different when it's live too. Exactly. I'll see you there. Bring your questions. Save them. Don't email them. Well, you can't right now, but like when we get close, don't email. Put them in that back pocket. Scream it out at Gramercy. So that's what's going down. Gramercy Theater. September 1st show post seven. It doesn't matter. September 1st, Gramacy Theater. These guys live, this show live going down. Get your tickies now. Get your tickets. We'll have the merch there. We'll be there. The jerseys will be there. Jersey off? I don't know. Kind of a tradition for the live show.

We've done it the first two times So can't wait to see what NYC brings Yeah yeah yeah Rex Ryan will be there You will only see his teeth though God Rex Ryan's teeth Hey best teeth Mel's best available teeth Man they're up there

Real or fake fake for sure right? Hell of fake bro nobody's teeth are real anymore I'm kind of starting to realize that I'm kind of hey the question's gone through the head Should I get fake teeth bro I thought about it a lot like before everything I was like I kind of want to fake teeth

dude I was listening to the rewatchables pod with Bill Simmons and that crew and they were talking about Armageddon I think they were doing rewatchables of Armageddon

and they do all these different categories and these different you know subplots of the show and the movie and everything and they got into the details about how I guess Ben Affleck got fake teeth for that movie. Michael Bay, the director, I guess he was like,

your teeth are too, they're too little. They're two bitch of teeth. I like close up shots and I need big teeth. Got him a whole thing of fake teeth. So Ben Affleck had, and he did, he had little ass teeth. Like, if you go back and you look at Goodwill hunting and his early roles, you're like, oh yeah, those were some just little chicklets. It's a good friend right there.

He did Armageddon and he did, now he's got big ones. I'm like, shit, Ben Affleck's doing it. Bro, of course Ben Affleck's doing it. He gets more FaceTime than anybody in the history of the world. Yeah, but you're right. Everybody. Anybody that you look, anybody you see online, anybody you see in the movies on shows, fake teeth. Get you a homie that'll tell you that you have little teeth.

That's a guy you need. That's a real friend right there. Hey, you got little teeth. All right. New teeth tomorrow. they'll do it anywhere too bro they'll hook you up with the nears on a street corner you would definitely be that friend you you have been that friend to me many

times it's a good guy man but it always makes me feel better because I know I can do the same thing back to Ben because he's waiting for it if I say so like that day he's like thank God you said that to me man how else would I know that I had how else would I know Little teeth gang It all goes back

to Spirit Week 09 Walking up to the third floor Old Biddy Politi And Joe King Early name drop Joe King time stamps dude Just Hey is Joe King gonna be in New York

Would have put it past them Probably Probably not Would put it past them Bini Polici and Joe King walking up the stairs a scared little freshman. Man, Jordan on

Adidas. It's like oil and water Molanero. All right. You knew better. You knew better. You knew better. All right. Shit. Well, now all the seniors hate me and are never going to give me booze later. Oh well. Nah. Dude, I think I had the most domesticated Sunday

I've ever had in my life. Peelady Sunday. Pea lady Sunday. I was P lady day P lady All the way Lady Day

Lady Day National Lady Day I I had an early bedtime On Saturday I was reading a book on Saturday night Then I wake up Hatch it

I'm like yeah let's take the family to breakfast Get the fam the breakfast Beat the post church crowd Where was it? I'm like feeling good Cafe Patachue not a local pod Dang

Kind of eat Kind of eat Yeah Dude from there Guess where we go from there You went from Patachew to Target That was third on the list Do you want from Patachoo?

I like a Sunday I like that though Yeah You went to Long's Donuts Fuck I wish Now, patitude to Lowe's. I like this. I like where this day is going.

Dude, hit the Pattitude to Lowe's with the Target kicker. Target for dessert? Hmm. What the hell? What did you get out Lowe's? I had to get some like door frame shit. I don't know. We're like reframing our door.

Pay a lady. Pay lady list. Had to hit the Liddy list. And so I did that. Full the kids, too. It wasn't like a solo job. The whole fam. Kids there running through the place.

Hey. Looking at the lights. Halloween decor all the way out at Lowe's. Summer's over. Right when you see the first beer of Halloween. Summer's over. Bro, that was another thing. That was another thing I was about to say.

I literally said that to Rye the other day. I think last night I said, no. On the way to Lowe's. I said, God, there's two things that I'm just itching for. Going to Spirit of Halloween. God. Going to a high school football game. Like week three high school football, getting kind of real.

Seeing where it stacks up. Week one, I'm good. Big one's a little too hot. Everyone's a little too excited. You know, the crowd is overly packed because week one, you know, you don't just have mom and dad. You got grandma and grandpa and aunt and uncle, like, Superintendents.

Somebody might travel in from out of state for like week one of senior year. The guy doesn't even play either. Let's go to his football game. He plays three snaps. You know, just like you didn't have to make this trip. Yeah. Aunt Jody.

You didn't have to do all that. But they're there. All the Aunt Jodys are there week one. But week three. Real ones come out. Week three. You have to hope that you're missing homecoming, you know, because that's always, it's kind of after week three, anywhere from week three to week six, you're like, that's homecoming range right there. Never know.

But week three, you hit that. Hey, it's like always lines up with the high school football season. Always lines up week three is like Labor Day weekends. So you're like, I might be getting fucked up after this. Week three high school football. Who's real? Who's fake? We'll find out.

Cargo shorts on the sideline? You wearing them? Are you in the game? You're returning punts? You wearing cargo shorts. Cargo shorts with not a brace on you? Not a boot, not a brace. Not a cast.

Should have played soccer. Just jersey and cargo shorts? Okay. Okay. Just wanted to be in the picture. Okay. All right. Just wanted to wear a jersey on Fridays.

All right. Okay. You got 35 guys on the sideline. I don't see one brace. Well, okay. You come out for the football team, but I didn't play football. Okay.

My ass. Got a concussion. My ass. Week three, though. The, uh, hey, the sun starts setting a little sooner.

Oh, oh, oh, hold on, got pink sky at night. Sailor's Delight? Whoa, hey, long sleeves a little bit. Hold on.

Do I see a guy out there wearing cold gear? Hold on. Do I hear something in the air? Hey, is your friend that's always been cooler than you? He showed to the game. You go back as alum. He showed to the game and he's got a Nike quarter zip of that high school. And you're like, what's going on?

Did you custom make? that. Bros. We're wearing rebel gear. Did Todd Baker sew that on for you? No, look,

fuck us. I was like, damn, DJ Dylon, where did you get that? Kind of hard. Kind of tough. Yeah,

not a high school podcast. QZs. QZs on week three. Hey, September 1st, though, that's going to be September 1st.

Going back to that, like, we don't have to do the whole sales pitch, but. Yeah. except one, New York City, East Coast of the Sun, you know, starts, that's what's going to be happening. It's getting a little chilly.

Just so you know. Chili and chili. Am I right? Hey, I didn't want to bring this up. Had a clubhouse member sent to us. And I didn't do enough research to confirm if it's real or fake or not. But I'm just going to, for the sake of discussion, for the sake of argument, for the sake of you, the listener. I'm going to go ahead and assume that it's real.

The Big 12. Now going to be the Monster Energy Big 12 conference. I like this. We're sponsoring conferences now. So it's like how Home Depot sponsors college game day. It's like Big 12 Monster conference. Didn't have Monster

pegged for the Big 12th? definitely not the worst sponsor for a conference or the football but of course now and true these guys clubhouse fashion I believe the discussion has to be had who's sponsor in the other conferences we're just going drinks here

go whatever you are dealer's choice babe I feel like big 10 would be like whole mills Milk. Big Ten. Menards? Cross my mind. Big Ten.

Speedway gas station? You got to think what's only Big Ten. Big Ten area. We'll see what really fucks it up is that, you know, we had to go out and get USC and Oregon and UCLA. They know deep down. They're not Big Ten, though. Oregon's like, we're in the Big Ten, but we're not. Like, they know.

I think they know that. Absolutely. So we know what the real big 10 is. All right. So we got Monards. We got Speedway gas station. Here's one for you. Country crock.

Big Ten Cracker Barrel. Okay. Kind of in the same light there. Country crock butter? It's a good But that's the only butter for me That brown tub It's got the barn on the front

You're like, are we in Iowa? We go to see the Hoosiers after? Is this Cracker Barrel butter? Country Crock and Cracker Barrel, same guy. Yeah, definitely First Cousins Big Ten dollar general Big Ten

John Deere Oh, wow Yeah Big Ten Steaken Shake Or is that just Indiana Station? Station shake

Yeah I think it A lot of people don't know about steak and shake And it breaks my heart Yeah You haven't had a Frisco night With the boys Frisco out Whoa

Underrated night Hold up All right let's hit some SEC got some for the big 10 SEC I think it's clear as day Talk to me Waffle House

Yeah SEC like Waffle House could be not Oh yeah it's it's not like It's not commercial It's not corporate enough Could be an option though Bush light

Yeah I feel like it's so frat Bush Lates Yep SEC Zinn See Well I think

SEC I mean you have You have You have the What You have the home bases There for Walmart

Home Depot Chick-filet And Coca-Cola Those are all Right in the heart of the SEC And you know Any one of those

They'd be like Oh The Coca-Cola SEC Here's a billion dollars That would hit bro almost too easy.

Yeah. Raisin Cain's SEC. Now we're talking. That's it, bro. Do you like Raisin Cains? Love it. Really? Yeah.

I can't figure out my, like, what I like there. Like, I want to like it, but I'm like, it hasn't hit yet. I really do like the bread, though. And you get that bread and that sauce? That sauce. All those places have that sauce. Saxpies, Popeyes, Cigs.

Cains. Hey, how soon, I feel like they already have, how soon before they just drop raisin and it's just Cains. Mm-hmm. It kind of is already. It's good at Cains. Cains? Right.

ACC, this is, this might be tough for me. I don't know much about that, that region. It's like Florida State type beat, party. Florida. Like in my ACC, it's like Florida State,

Miami, Syracuse, Boston College, Clemson, Pitt. Kind of east coast. Vineyard Coast. East Coast. Cacky shorts. Cacky shorts and boat shoes.

Vineyard vines. That whale. Oh, Ralph Lauren. Not. That's too high class. SEC, I feel like is like Jello shots. Or ACC is like Jello shots. Vineyard Vine, not bad.

LL Bean, ACC. The ACC powered by Forloco. Carolina Brands, here you go. It should just be whatever the bowl game is as it gets played at the Charlotte at the Panther Stadium. not a Pender's podcast

The Belkable The Belk ACC The hell's Belk I have no idea I think it's a furniture company Apparently there's a lot Of booze companies That's oh well that's the Carolina beer company

Whoops Let's go Let's go mode Carolina brands Oh see they got Pepsi Cola out there That's what it'd be for sure Oh, here we go. The Bojangles, ACCC.

Zaxby's ACC. Nah, it's too close to, uh, Keynes. Oh, dude, I think I found it. The Duke's mayonnaise ACC. Oh, you know what ACC would be? ACC would be like, like Publix or something. Yeah, nice.

That's so like, Publics, ACC. Publix. I get down with that. I get down with that. SEC Cains, ACC Public's, Big Ten, what do we decide? I don't know. We had Cracker Barrow, Menards, Speedway, Country Crock. Speedway gas station would go so hard on it.

Dude, that logo? The Speedway branding is tough. Like, I kind of want a Speedway hat. The running logo, like on Ohio State's Jersey? The S with the speed. Is that? Does that designate the leg out like a superhero? Is Jeremiah Smith the only one that has that?

Kind of want a Speedway hoodie. Just says Speedway across it in all red. What up? Let's look that up. Speedway gas station merch. I want all that merch, bro. Black Speedway hoodie says Speedway and red. Oh, they got them.

Dude, dude, that's... Is it really happening? I'm looking at it right now. they have a they have a they have a t-shirt that's red and it has the running s with speedway underneath it but it's tilted so it's like running upwards there somebody pops comes to uh grammarcy in new york city with a speedway hoodie on jersey swap whatever i'm wearing it's not mine anymore it's yours that goes that is that is that is nice right there no and people don't know that speedway is like food Mart used to be called Starvin Marvin. Did you know that? No. Yo, maybe that's something I made up in my head.

Hold on. Starvin Marvin SEC or Starvin Marvin SEC. Starvin Marvin Speedway. They convene the stores of a Speedway. So Speedway gas station was like red and white and then you go into Starvin Marvin and that that was like Speedway's bro. And it was blue and black. So it was like AFC, NFC, NFC one gas station.

Like, ha, ha, ha. Wow, it was just a Super Bowl every day at Speedway. Bro, it was a party at Speedway. And they only had them in the Midwest. Like, there's a Speedway Express out here. And I'm like, what is that? You know, try to use an OG like Midwest Speedway gift card in there. They're like, we don't take those.

I'm like, you're not the real thing. Yeah. The Speedway, yeah, yeah, the rewards cards, right? Doot. Anytime you go to go ahead. I just had a gift card. My dad gave me like a 12. $25 Speedway gift card.

I was like, I'm going to buy like 15 Clif bars right now. Yep. Best way to go about it. Starvin, Marvin, bro. Yeah, once the conferences start getting named like that, it's over. I mean, everything.

College conferences getting sponsorship names like that. CUSA. I love those little, I love those little conference. The American athletic conference. Oh, dude, what's Mac? Wow. Now we're talking. Mac needs to be like AutoZone.

Michelin. Michelin Mac. Like the Michelin tires. O'Reilly's Mac. Does O'Reilly's have a bowl game? Yes. Yes. Mac.

Chili's Mac. Skyline. Skyline. Yeah. Yeah, I think just because I'm thinking it's the conference championships always played Detroit. So I'm just thinking something. Little Caesar's Mac. Oh.

Oh. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. God, I saw a little, dude, I was in Michigan yesterday or low-key today. And they had like those signs on the highway that you see like what's coming up on the exits. Actually, best idea of all time, whoever thought of that. Like this is what's on this exit.

How would we ever know without those signs? But there's a little Caesar sign. You know when you see like a cool like restaurant on those that you don't normally see? You're like, damn! Like, oh, Charlie's made the sign? Like, let's go. I love seeing that. You ever have what sometimes they don't make the sign or there's two signs?

Because like somebody on, you know, the shotgun passers would be like, yeah, there's there's a B-dubs coming up here at this exit. And you pass a sign, you're like, such food, right? See any beat-ups? on there. But then you go up like 500 yards. They have another sign. More food, the same exit. You're like, oh, wow. This place must be off the chain. They got two signs. Yeah, places lit, bro. Good exit. We're going to have a pick of the litter here, man. Jeez. I know. You see that Taco Bell and you see Chick-fil-A? You're like, I want to live here. I know. Exit 87. Like,

can we move there? Good gas stations, too. I was about to say good gas stations. They got like a pilot. Pilate the BP. Hey, and it's like not too far off of the exit. You don't have to do like a mile and a half down. It's all just right there. You're like, sick. I get it bang, bang, bang. And then I'm back going 65 south of Florida, baby.

Weirdly a dairy queen. You're like, we could just stay here for vacation. I love seeing that. I'm like, yes, lit exit. Weird when they had the mix of fast food. But then, yeah, like, you know, Charlie's in a Texas road. roadhouse pops up. Should we just stick around for a while?

Shake our legs out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you start asking, so are we trying to like make a certain time or? We good on time? We left pretty early. I mean, check-in's not till, what, three? You're a little afraid to throw out the old Charlie's of the Texas Roadhouse, but you want to so badly, just hoping that somebody takes the bait.

Would it be too weird if we just, like, got some apps? but you know your mom or dad are both. Your dad's on-clocked. Your dad's, dad can't shake the like schedules, you know? Once a dad's got a schedule in his head, it's not, there's no flexibility. It's a bang, bang, bang.

Dude, mom swing that way through. My mom, man, she's the biggest culprit in our family. Oh, yeah, yeah. If we were caravaned down to Florida and I pitched Texas Roadhouse for a stop, she would literally want to shoot me in the face. Get out. Yeah. Like she's like

She's like yeah We'll go through the chick flight Through and while we're sitting in the drive through We'll each go to the restroom And like hop back in the car As the car's going around the drive-thru Efficient mom Clocked

I like it I like it Like we're literally on vacation What is the rush I know I hate that We got nowhere to be I know Let's stop for some cinnamon butter and roll

man. Let's tell the peanuts on the ground. Let's tell someone it's a birthday when it really isn't. Get the song. Let's do it all. Hotos. Come on. Yeah, dude. And then yeah, a lot of those exits too, yeah, you'll have like a Texas roadhouse. I'd know Charlie's sprinkled in with a Taco Bell and a Chick-fil-A and a Wendy's. But then there's like a Minard's too back there. Like a big ass or you're like, damn, this really, yeah, yeah. If we were a caravaned down on a Friday night, this would be your problem. We wouldn't be able to stop here. There's too many people. There's always a target. Exactly.

Then I'm like, what's the high school look like around here? Catch a game? I can hear the band. Did Kyle Rudolph go to high school? I think Kyle Rudolph went to high school around here. Centerville or something, like real rich school. Oh, I think they're nationally ranked. Yeah, traveling through Tennessee.

You know, this is like the pocket of neighborhoods where like Kirk Herbstree and like Trent Dillfer and all them or it's where all they live. Kyle Rudolph definitely went there. Every high school you've ever seen. Didn't K.R. go there? Met him one time at the Kentucky Derby. Total asshole. Not a fan. Yeah.

Sinnerville though. That sounds like an exit that you'd be like. What's their mall? Poplar. Probably over Centerville. Yeah. It's a good, this is a good one. You know, you pop in any of those gas stations over there, like, bathrooms clean.

Yo, and they got something in the gas station that you're like, what? Like, this gas station's paired with like a, like a Orville Redenbocker, like popcorn thing. You're like, what, dude? Their gas stations have, like, crossover stores with them. Yeah. Like, how is that, how is this subway in this? When you see a subway gas station, you're like, kind of a lit situation here. Okay.

Okay. McDonald's gas station? Yeah. There's a blondeys cookies inside of the Speedway? That this is really in the malls. They got samples? Yeah, I used to take those samples out. I used to.

Literally, you would take them out. Violently. Like take whole cookies Nobody had a better sample claw than your boy I was like ha Full cookie Yeah that was good Never bought anything from there

But sample slap All right What is oh You got dripping or tripping for you Oh talk to me talk to me baby Drippin or tripping Nutter name is 2026 Shamrock series uniforms.

I saw them, but I got looking at them again. I understand what they are going for. I like... It's never dripping, dude. I like the design up top. I just wish that they didn't have

the monogrammatic pants jersey combination. I think that the I think that the... I think that the Jersey... Yeah, I think that the jersey itself and the gold helmet, it's like, okay, this isn't straying too far away from Notre Dame. I get what they're going for with the Packers influence.

Different color pant. Yeah, it doesn't look good. It looks like, it doesn't look like Notre Dame at all with the Navy on Navy. What is it hurt to have gold pants there? I think, yeah, like the gold that's on the, like, uniform, too, like metallic. would be insane. I just say, can we put N.D. on the shoulder?

What's it going to hurt? I love that look. Like Jerome Bettis era, Notre Dame. ND on the shoulder. And they had like, remember, Notre Dame had like a badass linebacker too.

Number four. I forget who it was, but it was like back then, when pads were big, when pads were big. When pads were big. New podcasts on these guys network. when pads were big

ND on the shoulder a white number outlined in gold just and put the last names on there I think they are for the Shamrock series yeah they always do it for the Shamrock series but they weirdly had an era too I think at the beginning of Brian Kelly era

that they had the names on the back I'm pro name on the back but they went away from that too yeah I don't care what the tradition is anymore we play as a team. So we don't have names on the it doesn't matter bro. Put the names on the back.

It just like aesthetically, it looks so much better with like bang last name. Oh, I saw a little, now I'm searching here, there's a little Reddit thread that had a rumored or a mockup of what the 2026 Shamrock series uniform could be

because they're playing at Lambo against Wisconsin. Would it have been too far if Notre Dame busts out the green jerseys with Notre Dame gold pants and it looked like the Packers. No, that'd be fine. So that's like in the Notre Dame rotation, right?

Like green jerseys are like whenever. I don't know if they're whenever, but they definitely wear them once a year. But one thing I don't like is that they recently have been wearing green jerseys, Kelly Green. Wow. That's Notre Dame. That's Notre Dame.

Just the outline of that photo right there when pads were big underneath them that's the logo of the pot. Who's not listening? Look at that. That's dude, ND on the shoulder and then like a,

the clover right there, green just to pop it off a little bit. Oh yeah, they got green too. Hey, underrated part of those uniforms. Gold. Gold.

Just like that, babe. Just like that. The gold elastic on the, on the sleeves of the shoulder pads and the collar. Yeah, they were hitting.

and the little green they're hitting it with the the the accents of the pop pop pop pop back then yeah uh drippin or tripping Wisconsin shamrock uniforms those are big tripping tripping why are you trying to be with western kentucky I do like how teams are like we always talk about how like you know don't

everything's too plain and simple now looks like high school jerseys know, we've been saying that a little bit. So I do like how, like, for these one-off unis, they're just, like, going crazy and trying to hit home runs. So it's, like, not that bad, but this is, like, an ugly jersey, honestly. Like, the new, the new Wisconsin joint is, it's just trying way too hard. And you can't really see it.

I don't like when I can't see stuff. Yeah. But look you, that Colvers patch on there, though? That's what I was just about to say. I think the jersey itself is tripping, but the Culvers, that's my dream. That is dripping to the max. That is my dream when schools just embrace or teams just embrace who they are and where they're from. Yeah.

Come on. A white Wisconsin with Culvers on there? Talk to me nice. If you don't think that I'm watching that game and then immediately hop in to get a Snickers concrete mixer from Colvers, forget it. Concrete mixer. I don't know. Dangerous, dude.

Dangerous. Concrete mixer. How much better does that jersey get, though, if the numbers and lettering are just bright Wisconsin white instead of Western Kentucky Chrome? It's so, it's so Hilltopper Nation. It really is.

Hilltopper Nation. a very very dripping like team name too the hilltoppers and then there's their logos just that guy lost you I think you hit your mic yeah there you got me a guy with a flag

who am I thinking no who am I thinking of who am I thinking of that's yeah yeah it's like he's like the he's like a hand with a towel he's like grimace's brother or something I guess he's like a human form of a hill I mean I'd imagine One of those dripping helmets of all time

W are Western Kentucky's eyes on there Eyes on the hell Oh shit yeah Western Kentucky always the school is like Hey if your team drafts a dude from Western Kentucky In the fourth round you're like Uh oh yeah yeah yeah Watch that guy don't yeah just the people don't know

But we do Yeah no he's a guy during the combine and during all the draft shit you're like, God, stop talking about the dude from Western Kentucky. I want the guy from Western Kentucky. Sleeper pick. That's so funny.

All right, you got any other dripping or tripping? Nah, that's funny, though. When people start hyping up dudes during the draft, you're like, don't let everybody know, because it actually works. I swear to go. When we start hyping people during the, it's just like, you get him, yeah, he's right.

Like, we climbed up four rounds. We talked about that with Tavon Walker. The Jaguars literally drafted him because everybody on Twitter was talking about him. I swear to God. I swear to God that's exactly what happened. All right. Let's hit some Mel's Best.

Alternating Weeks. Last time we did Mel's Best eyes. That got a lot of people talking, a lot of engagement, the Discord. And on YouTube. Definitely some ones that you're like, oh, fuck, yeah. I forget about that.

Yeah. A lot of people hit me with Randall Cobb. A lot of people hit me with Kelly Ubre. Hey. Now a local pod. Now in Indiana Pacer. Kelly Ubre is on the Pacers? Yeah, just signed up to your deal.

Let's go. Pretty excited about it. Yeah. Pick up. Also got Larry Nance. Shut up. The Pacers have Larry Nance? Yeah.

Squad. Yeah. Dunker, bro. Him and Obie Toppin? Larry Nance was my favorite. I didn't know he's still in the league. My favorite. Yeah.

Kind of regret about that, too, until he signed him. Bro, the Pacers got not a local podcast, but. Bro, he's got some high flyers on the team. Yeah. I, you know, I consider myself a big Pacers fan, and I, like, follow more than just, like, you know, you're casual or whatever, but, like, my guy's in the know and the group chat in the know.

And the group chat in the know. I kind of, I always throw this in there, to kind of like gauge and they're all just like they're about to be Lob Nation not even Lob City Lob Nation with Obie Toppin at Larry Nance and possibly Ubrey off the bench

Kelly Ubrey wore that Supreme Sleeve and that's British knowledge of Kelly Ubre and that's why we have him here And that's what it's all about I mean that's everybody knows about Kelly Ubrey didn't just hot guy. Wait.

Yeah, no more Pacers games is here for you guys. Hey, you got a girlfriend? Hey, don't take her to the game. Oh, hey, Kelly Ubra's hurt. We can go to the game. No, that'd probably be even worse than, bro. He's not, he's not focused on the game. Then he's got time to look all over the place.

During timeouts, all the different timeouts, all those guys, they're not doing anything. They're just wandering around back. there looking for chucks. Also, when guys are heard in the NBA, they're getting their fits off too. Yeah. Who's that guy that stood up during that timeout?

Yep. Hey, girl wears heels to go see the Pacers play this year? Not you know. Guess what? Not your girl anymore. Night night. Oh, man. Mel's best available this week.

Mel's best available. Underrated Knights. I touched on it last week kind of got the ball rolling last week the seed was planted last week when we got talking about the video game night you and the boys all of a sudden you just say you know what

let's just pack it in and play FIFA and 2K for six hours and dip and it's gonna be awesome listen to music bullshit about whatever underrated night you first I'm excited to see where you go with this

because I don't really know yeah I'm excited to see where you go with it because I don't know either You always come up with body parts and shit I always kind of like these are kind of my shit that I come up with for Mel's best, you know, how my brain works. So I'm always like, what has Ben going to come up with? But that's the fun of it.

Mel's Best Available Underrated Knights. First pick, got to take it there. I think it's a no doubt or franchise changer. The accidental drunk night. Okay, okay. I like this. I like where this is gone. So it's, it's, it's,

doesn't even have to be drunk, but it's just accidental drinks. So let's say it's Friday night and you don't really think anything's going on, haven't heard from anybody. Maybe the weather's kind of shitty. Like it's just kind of like, nah, it's not one of those nights. No. And then all of a sudden your boy, one of your boys hits you up, kind of made one that you don't really like think about that would like be into that.

You'd be like, oh, he probably already is like meeting up with people or going out or something for sure. but all of a sudden he hits you up and just like yeah, should we should just be like a music video night? And you're like, whoa, you're down for that?

Or like, hey, like I was, I was gonna come over to, I had something that I needed to drop off that whatever it is. Some bullshit reason why they're there, you know, it's like, oh, I'm bringing diapers over for the diaper party that I had to miss.

And you're like, all right, yeah, cool man. but then they get there and all of a sudden it's just like hey you want a beer or something yeah sure I'll take one and then all of a sudden ball starts rolling and it's Friday night my girl said I could stay out right

but then sometimes even like your sometimes even like your girl and your wife your girlfriend even like they join in and it's still like really fun they're having drinks you're having drinks friends having drinks all of a sudden what rolled into like yeah I'm just stop by and drop this off real quick yeah sure I'll have one.

Yeah, let me get another. You get to the after. Let me get another. Then I'm saying like, here's a make a break. But number three. Then if they go get number three before you do at your house, you're like, it's on. It is on. Low expectations.

We are doing this. Didn't see this coming, but my plans are way different tomorrow. Uh-huh. Tomorrow's looking a little chill. But that night is so fun. And it always, like, you can't, you can't create. it. You can't plan that. Can't teach that, man. And that's why

it's an underrated night instead of one of like the best top nights because the best top nights for me are like I mean, this would be in that. But that is like the show where it's like the annual Christmas party. Somebody's 30th birthday. A guy's golf trip.

You know, that's like way up there. But you have to plan that. And that can't be fun with the planning. This is the shit where it's like absolutely no idea. You probably thought that you were going to bed early that night. And then all of a sudden, it's 1 a.m. We're going out.

You're not even going out, dude. You're firing up like M&M music videos from 2001 on YouTube on your TV. And you're still having drinks. It's just so fun, man. It might just be music video night. Yeah, that's true. But the key is the accidental, the not planned part of it. Yeah.

That's number one for me. Now we're just watching tip drill. Fuck yeah, dude. Music videos are so sick at like 2 a.m. During the day, like I don't think anyone's ever watched a music video during the day. Definitely very, very vampiry. So locked into a music video at 2 a.m.

Oh. The only comes out of night, you pick up something different. You remember something different. He's in this? Did you see him back there? Like, like, I'll never forget. When me and DJ Dial on,

we're having one of these nights. We're having one. one of these nights and we were watching When I See You by Fantasia music video and Larry Johnson pops in it. Sheesh Larry Johnson. Is he wearing the jersey? I think he might have been wearing

his Penn State jersey actually. Oh my God. No way. That's a dream. Yeah. I think that's maybe something that we talked about. Something we made it made up Never know when you might walk by. Larry Johnson and a Penn State jersey. Oh!

bro, I would geek. But we still talk about that night. That was like six years ago, five years ago. We still talking about that night. Those go till 5 a.m. And that's the best shit. And you literally were like, yeah, I'll probably watch a movie. You'd probably be in bed by 9.30.

All of a sudden, 11.30. You're like, uh, uh, uh, YouTube's hitting you with bangers too, like up next. And you're like, that? Oh, yo. So fun, dude. Never even thought that song. had a music video. But the way I'd sum it up is that the accidental night is the night that you can't plan,

but it's all you ever want to do. That's why it's the magic when it happens. Yeah. Get some food. You wanted to low-key eat, but you didn't tell anybody about. Then there's like consensus. Yeah, let's go get that. What?

Mm-hmm. All right. underrated nights nothing to do don't have plans looking for trouble though Walmart night okay

I know I know where you're going but kind of know where to go I don't know we could go to hit he can't go to his house we could go no they don't want to do anything I'll just go to Walmart for a little bit there's nothing you want to buy you're just going to check it out

let's go walk around I don't know maybe we'll think of something maybe we'll see somebody mall's closed bro there's nowhere to go Walmart night yeah

sometimes there were some Walmart nights where there was actually a plan Walmart night video games dropping Walmart night got to pick it up at midnight Walmart night

I was going to say that's one thing you can be there late you don't feel like you're going to be in trouble because God knows what's going on there. We're not anybody's house. We're not like a bad kid's house. We're in public at a place regulated with the Walmart.

And you also feel like you can hang out in their parking lot for a little bit. Big parking lot, sash. Kind of like on the outskirts of the parking lot. Like kind of by the outback steakhouse. Two cars pulled up. One's playing music in a parking lot for, way too long. Wait, tell them to stop by.

We're at Walmart. Yeah, you have to kind of stick and move a little bit because, you know, you don't want popping up on you thinking it's like some sort of drug deal or something. Trunks are open. Walmart parking lot. Somebody has a great black and mild. All right. Hey, football being thrown around?

So we're just had a tailgate? Half, half filled vodka water bottle? parking lot? Okay. Dude, what I would do to roll up in the outskirts

of a Walmart parking lot with you can of wintergreen dip, I'd do it right now. Just sitting there. But yeah,

dude. A little bit of Drake on. All right. Okay. That's a good one. Walmart night. Yeah. All right.

Mel's best available underrated nights. rack of my brain thinking back to all what are some nights that were just like oh wow you know it doesn't come around too often but damn so sick needs to get more love Mel's best underrated nights the no homework no practice night doesn't happen often man you're that that crossover does not happen a lot no it's like it's like when when when when Fairly odd parents went to Jimmy Neutron world and vice versa. You love that. Yeah, you're like, whoa, whoa, what the, what?

You know, hold on. Hold on. You know, like, hey, I'm trying to think of some other like rug rats and, hey, Arnold, no, I don't know what hang around, but like, yeah, that kind of shit. I think the back of my head blew off when Batman popped in a Superman cartoon. I was like, oh! Exactly. Same type of response.

Them talking to you. each other. I'm like nervous to see if they like each other on the cartoon. I'm like, oh my God. Totally. That's a big deal. It's a big deal.

It's a big moment. Yeah. But it's the same reaction when all of a sudden you're like, wait a second. No, so I don't have anything to do tonight. Then I don't have to feel bad about it. So this is kind of like a weekend night on a Tuesday. Kind of feel guilty. But then, uh, then you try to like spice it up.

up a little bit and you're like, hey mom, can we get KFC? Right. You think because you're off that your parents are also off? So you're like, yeah, we might, we're probably having like some out to eat food tonight. Throw it out there. Maybe your mom doesn't want to cook. Hey, Domino's 799 one topping on Tuesdays. I don't know. Happens to be Tuesday. Hey, Tuesday, Fazzoli's kids eat free. I'm not, you know, you don't got to, I can say that for as long as we're, because I don't get homework to do. Technically, a kid. kid. Yep.

I'm a sophomore. I'm a sophomore and I see that breadstick fairy. Roaming around on the inside of Vizole. You got a fairy? I always had like a weird guy that would try to like sing to us and shit. Kind of a dream job. Real sad place to be inside of Vizolez. Can't say I ever want to go back,

but had plenty of great memories there. Yeah. Walk into the bathroom, Italian music playing. You're like, right. Yeah, dude. It's once in a blue moon. But the satisfaction that you have

walking out those doors, you kind of feel like Ferris Bueller. You're like, I'm getting away with something here. And like, it's just now starting. Like, I'm going to, I'm going to make the most of this next like seven hours that I have. Stars are aligned. No practice.

No homework. It's, 3.30 p.m. And I'm just home. What am I going to do? I guess I get on the computer. I guess I'll... I could like eat a bowl of cereal right now.

You kind of start and you kind of start like doing the math in your head around like six period, fifth period or something. You're kind of like, you're looking. You're like, okay, well, I already know I've done a practice tonight. But like I've made it through somehow to this point, no homework. So six period I have religion That should be fine Seventh period

You know you start like mapping it out in your head You're like can I pull this off It's kind of like when like Yeah you're drafts like 16th And all of a sudden the guy starts to slide And you're like Hold up You're the ravens and you're like

Are we gonna get Kyle Hamilton? I don't think anybody needs a DB In front of us right now Like is this really about to happen? Like we thought we're gonna I thought I was going to have to do some homework tomorrow morning or like try to get it done now in order for this to happen. We thought we were going to have to trade up a few picks maybe to get this.

But I think the board's going to fall our way. It really depends on math. Like if you don't, because you always have homework and math stone cold lock, bro. But maybe you get it done during the day. Maybe it's a test day. Yeah. And you're like, that's what I'm saying. it doesn't happen often.

Nah. But needs more love for those days on like a Tuesday and like the fall of 2007 when you're a kid again. What's that girl doing tonight? Wonder if she has homework. No homework, no practice.

No homework, no practice. Text night? So we like had pizza tonight. What would you do? Fire. Firing off some stuff because you're like, you're feeling hot. You're feeling high and mighty from the no practice, no homework. You think you can get away with anything?

Throwing out some haze here and there. Feel a little invincible. It's never happened. Don't get a text back. Just start petting your dog. All right. That brings you back down. You're like, fuck.

I should probably pull out some books, get ahead. Yeah. Yeah, let me actually read for the next chapter. Oh, shit. Underrated Knights. Card game night? Okay. What kind of card game?

Yeah, yeah. It's like Euker Knight, you and the boys. Okay. I'm going, but I'm not playing. You guys just chilling around a lot? Oh, my God. Yeah, of course, man. I'm just sitting there

Just nothing matters I'm just making fun of random things They're playing You're in charge of music It's a good like it's a different night That you know it's a little switch up Some different guys are there You're like all right all right okay

Yeah See what they can see what they bring in It's you're now Oh yeah it wouldn't be Uker back then Poker probably But Uker now Not Local Pod Yeah, you're in charge of the music and like,

you're not at the table, but you just got like the bar stool at the kitchen island. Yeah. Just throwing out comments. Yeah. Oh, it's so like relaxed, you know, there's no pressure. Pantry access. Everybody else is locked in, you know,

getting with their chips and everything. Big basement night. The guys who are like, don't want to play either, like they start like coming over. You're starting to talk to them. You don't play 2K? Yeah.

And for the guys playing the game, like they're happy, you know, their spirits are up. Like, they're worried about that. Yeah, you're just like. Yeah. Good snack night. I feel like, I feel like if you ever, if that ever happened, you'd always show up and, you know, the dude's mom or dad. Because, you know, the dad would be like, like, take pride and like that his son was hosting the card night. So you'd want to set the boys up.

But then also, if they have a card night access. then you probably have Cool Mom. And Cool Mom's probably like making sure all the snacks are out there. So I feel like either way at Card Night like that, like you're going to have a pretty killer lineup of snacks and drinks and food. And when you're the guy that's just like, oh, I'm just here hanging, you get all that access to it. Peanut Butter pretzels.

Big, big, big this night. You go over and make a comment. Oh, yeah, you're going to want to pick that up. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. charge the music and charge of everything. It's nice. This actually made me think of another one.

I kind of want to toss it in. You mind? Sure, good. When somebody's parents are having a party and you go over there. And also it's like, it's like 14, 15 parents party. But like you and like seven dudes are like kind of there too. And you're just like, you know, they're like, they're a sane.

cool stuff. They're kind of like, they're kind of drunk. They're acting. You have access to all their drinks and food. Like, yeah, my parents are having a party. It's like,

another killer food spread. Yeah. And you know no matter what, you can't really get that much trouble because. Nope. They're staying up. They're staying up. They're cool with you being there.

Somebody's dad is a Bluetooth speaker. Right. Cool dads are there. Didn't that guy play for like the, didn't, he played on like the practice squad for like the. He had a cup of coffee on the Colts practice squad, but yeah,

he played a Purdue for three-year starter. Like, damn. Like, man, I bet his knees are fucked up. You still got it kind of. Yeah. Nice bread in the kitchen. Full access to everything.

It's almost like, it's almost like a little bit of a graduation party vibe. Right. stuff's out. No one of those parents are eating at that party because you know

all the bombs are you know they're all trying to like impress and not be a fat ass the dad's I don't know they're just focused on beer

this one be in the garage drinking you know so like the mom who's hosting the parent party the mom of the friend who's hosting the parent party does this whole spread

catered probably if not it's like full on crock pots or just a shit ton of pizzas. You're like... Dips.

Dips. Yeah. Seven layer dip. Oh, this is my Buffalo chicken dip. My recipe. Yeah. Boom. Vegety tray.

Yeah. Out back. Bonfire. Yeah. Always in the fall. Parents were ever having summer parties. Never having went in nothing. Nothing.

No, just fall. Vacation. Renda. Fall parents party. Yeah. They're holding it down. And the parents, some of the dads start like messing with the, with the boys downstairs a little bit.

Yeah. Start being like, his dad's cool. It's a good one. What point did they offer you? You're like, or at what point are you like, hey, guys, I don't think they're ever going to know. I think it's just like, it's almost immediately. Like, you're kind of drinking the whole time. And everybody knows, but nobody says it.

Sure. Unspoken thing. Yeah. Yeah, that went through a period where that was happening a lot. Kind of a little bit more like, hey, not so much about like, what are you doing? But like, what's your parents doing? When's that party happening again? They really show out too.

Like the house is all like set up because your mom's showing other moms. Yeah, this is what we did with our living room. We like, we like put these curtains here. We like took out a wall and we like, that's where the patio. Oh my God. Yeah. It's also a little seclusive. Exclusive, I mean.

It's a little exclusive. Yeah. It's a little bit of a secluded group, you know, of your friends. Yep. Party, parents party night. Then the neighbor starts kind of getting it going too. This isn't like our kind of banger per se, but I got like six of my best. friends, a couple guys that I'm like cool enough with here.

And I ride a nice house with a bunch of food and we're just drinking. Cool. Elite company. Yeah. Kind of get closer with a guy that you didn't really like think, like blossom of friendship there. Hmm. So you get down like that?

Because you guys were at the Asher's bonfire party. And they're like neighbor is coming over too a little bit. the neighbor like is starting to party a little bit with him so all of a sudden the neighbor opens his garage he's got a keg in there now you're running back and forth side yard

nicest garage ever too whoa yeah I don't park the cars in here one of those garage floors that has like the paint ships mm-hmm finished finished garage's floor I dream my whole life to have one of those garage floors.

Only reason I really want a house. Yeah, dude. Just so I can... Bigger flat screen TV in this garage than you have in your whole house. You're like, oh, so he just lives out here. Is that another damn helmet in the corner? A couple neon signs.

They're like, damn, this is an actual dive bar right out here. Before you even knew what a dive bar was, you had your friends, parents, neighbor who had his own dive bar in his garage. Rich kids, neighbor, dad

had a dive bar in his garage. Like, wow, is this really comfy but also fun? I'd like to stay in this kind of an environment. Yeah, kind of a beat up couch. Yeah. Can I sleep here?

It's not too matching. Like, nothing really matches too much. There's like a common theme, but the theme is kind of just like there is no theme. So it's nice and you feel cozy and comfy in there, but, you know, it's not like it's all just, well, this is my Notre Dame garage. Or this is my Coca-Cola theme garage because I like collecting Coca-Cola stuff. It's like, you know, it's like a picture of him and Vince Vaughn randomly in the 90s at a South Bend bar up there. You're like, wow. And there's like a poster of Larry Bird.

There's like a really nice 80500 framed picture. It's like signed by Mario Andretti. A couple neon lights. You're like, damn. One of those. I don't know what's going on here. Neon sign Corona and you pull the chain.

Turns on. You look in the corner. There's one of those like stand up full size like cardboard cutouts of like Steve Young. You're like what? Yeah. But he's not wearing 49ers stuff. He's wearing like off brand stuff.

Like, damn Or like it clearly is 49ers but they had to remove all the Niners. Yeah. So you're just Greg. H.H. Greg.

Steve Young. With like the little off red and off gold, you know. Yeah. No logos. Oh, a little bit. Yep. Yep.

Red wine jersey. Gold pants No logos on the cleats No his cleats Are you don't even showing bro No not even Yeah but like the The garage has like nice walls

Maybe a window Like nice white walls A window in the side Windows and garages Oh my God You can still tell it's a garage Oh But yeah

Garage with a door on the side You know what I'm saying Like now garage door, okay Door to get inside the house All right, but another door to like go out back Or on the side Oh my God Yeah, that's in there for sure

Hey, is that a popcorn maker? Yeah, I can fire it up Also, we're popping popcorn in there This dad's so handy He's got one of those toolboxes That's like two levels But in the middle level Is basically just like a bar

So that's where like his ashtray for his cigar is. That's where he puts all the, he sets his drink. You know, that, that's kind of like, but he also does work there too,

but he can clean it off when people are coming over. But in the corner, like the, there's that toolbox and then there's a fridge right there. And then in that corner right there between them is just that big flat screen. Is there a bar that he made?

Homemade bar? That's in, that's in the works. In my vision of this parent party, it's like, you're like, wow, this is, this place is so awesome.

The other dad's kind of comment on it. He's just like, yeah, the next project is the bar that I'm going to put out here. And you're like, oh, my God, you're going to have, you're just going to, you're never going to leave. A couple months. We'll see you back in here. Well, we'll have stools. It's going to be everything in that corner. Hey, this party's happening.

This party's happening in like late September, a couple months. Like, maybe he's going to have the Christmas party. You're like praying that the holiday party will be at that guy's house. one of those bars with like the clear top but there's like stuff underneath the clear top there's like like P. Rose baseball card baseball cards is that a Sammy Sosa

there's like epoxy or whatever over the top and you're like oh my god I wish I could I wish I could pick it up I know unbelievable those dads bro hey do they talk about they talk about what they're going to do in seven years

they talk about best dies are the guys they have crushes on or are they talking about the cool dads or just their dream in life and uh it's all this podcast is the answer is yes to both all right i don't know how i can top that one that's a really good really good value really good drawl uh it's like getting js in at 11 or wherever he went parents party parents party uh kind of just turned into that though so yeah i'm gonna go Mel's best underrated night. I was thinking of this Saturday when I was at my sisters.

Mel's best underrated night, Sunday night of Labor Day weekend. Whoa, specific. I like it. Give me the deets. So my sister and her husband put up this new pergola outside in their backyard. So they used to just have like a, a back pavement area, you know, in their yard. And so the sun would just like be, be down crazy on you, you know?

And so they finally order this like really big, really nice pergola that also has the ability to have a projector screen. And so they're talking about how like, yeah, like this fall we'll do or watch football games. And I was like, you know what? This is screaming the perfect night. Sunday night of Labor Day. weekend. Everybody has Monday off. You're out there, a little chill in the air, you know you're heading

towards fall, and on TV is like a primetime Virginia Tech, Boise State game. You know, there's always like some kickass this year to be Notre Dame, Wisconsin, but they have that, they have like two amazing college football games now on that Sunday night of that first weekend. So, that's Labor Day weekend. You're like, wow, we had Saturday. we had probably a Fox Friday kickoff sick we had Saturday all day the first day of college football it's back rah rah everybody's playing don't care if they're all cupcakes

you get a couple sprinkled in there but you're back and that's all that matters and then you got Sunday with the next day off on a three day weekend but like I said it's Florida State versus LSU on the Sunday night on Labor Day you're like what on a Sunday that is so crazy when they do that

I'm like they knew. They knew we were starving for this. Yes. You think it's over. It's not. You're probably, you got like Papa Johns. It's,

it's, you're out, you get the pergola set up where you go outside and watch it. Maybe a little fire going because it's starting to get a little chill. You're like, fuck. Yeah, dude. We are back and it's so on.

And this is going to be my life for the next four months. Target fire pit. Exactly. In the middle of it on the patio. Didn't know what a pergola was until. three minutes ago. Yeah, basically just a back awning. It pops off the backyard.

Exactly. You got one of those like little structures back there? Like I want to be sitting under it. Yeah, because they got the couches too. Like it's not just like bullshit. Patio couch. They got patio couch underneath the pergola. So I'm like,

so I'll be Sunday night, Labor Day weekend. Should we see what the girls are doing? Yeah, and it goes back though, it goes back as well. That's current, but it goes back to when you're in school because that's the first weekend of a long weekend. That's your first holiday weekend. It's that first breath of fresh air after being in school for like three weeks or whatever. Finally be like, oh my God. Oh, thank God.

Dang God. We get that extra day a little bit more. All those school weeks, I'm all tense. Now we got a day off. Finally. It comes at the perfect time. Exactly. Long weekend.

That's all jammed into my pick there. Last one. Yep. Kind of the opposite of what you said earlier. When your homie has to spend the night on a school night and you have like a project to do. School night? It's crazy because it's like I've never seen. You don't have to have a project do though.

Like you can get like I've had later on in my career where it was just like, like school night. So you're coming over? Yeah. And it's like you get to see like, wait, how do you get ready in the morning? Like what's your, wait, when do you brush your teeth and all that? What are your parents doing during this? Is your mom watching Fox 59 too?

It's like a Wednesday. It's like a Wednesday, but it's at like the end of the year because it's not that serious anymore. Hey, sun's up a little early. Sons up. Hey, you see their car parked on the side of your house. you're like, oh yeah, you're driving us to school. Should we go to McDonald's first?

Maybe my mom will give us like 10 bucks. If nothing, just for that rush of energy when it's like 10-15 that night and you're like playing video games, you're like, we're really doing it. We're really doing it. Yeah. What is going on?

Nothing counts anymore. It's really that last week of like senior year when like nothing. You don't have homework. It's over. Yep. School night, spend the night. School night's sleepover.

Yeah. Can be pretty fun because, like, you know, you're not going to get too wild, you know? You can't. You just can't. Still under, yeah, it's, you got school. But it's a, it's a fun realization of like, oh, I'm at that point in my life where, like,

I'm going to be able to start doing whatever I want. Pretty grown up. Whenever I want to. Mm-hmm. Yeah, all the different, all the different, like, you'd be or you'd be like eating having dinner downstairs or like

chilling at like 9 o'clock and so not just the morning routines but then the evening routines too like what news channel does his mom watch what yeah what shows they locked into yeah what shows they locked into do him and do like his parents on a Wednesday night

go have like a little wine out on the back patio like what just is his mom reading a fantasy novel with a glass of wine too. What's going on here? Yeah. What do you guys talk about on a week night at the dinner table? You know? It is.

It's kind of like that first doing that is kind of like that first break and it's top of mind because I watched Truman show on Sunday. It's kind of like that first break where you realize like, oh it's not just my life. Like everybody

else is also living their routine and their life. do that? Did we get a moped for some reason? For some reason we had a moped. My senior year had homie spend the night,

school night, last week of school, Joe King. opted out of taking his car to school, took our moped to school. I was like, I wouldn't even try that,

but you can, you got it. I just took my car, hey, passed him on the way to school. Hey, hit him on the way to school. Me catching him, him. Hey, got to school late.

Nothing happened. Nothing happened. In my head, the whole day, I was like, where'd you park that? I don't even care. I don't know. On the moped. Georgetown shorts. Two T-shirt.

One T-shirt, but one underneath it, too. Oh shit. Yeah, some either Georgetown or Sinty shorts on it. I don't know why that got me so good. Just the visual of joking. So long, dude, flapping. Jordan Spizikes on. Like, not the Jordans, but like this, you know what I mean?

Spizikes. Hey, helmet or not? No way, bro No way They definitely supposed to have one on though Like could get arrested Couldn't find it kind of late Oh shit

Oh It just going so Just going so slow dude Yeah My mom's like Yeah I told me could You're like what? Like when did you guys have this conversation

His car is at my house all day You're like what? It's like really fun and cool Until yeah like after school You're like fuck he's like My car is still there Oh that is so funny Just the dude

I know the gas station stops at a gas station has like a gas station bag of like some vitamin waters weirdly And like some sunflower seeds like pulling up to the parking spot like with that bag like on his right hands kind of weighing down the

mopet a little bit on the road you're like what that you went to the gas station oh man I know exactly what road you're talking about too oh yeah not local pod not a gray road podcast yeah

yeah yeah yeah Oh shit Hitting speed bumps in the school parking lot Oh man He's kind of swerving like going up to a hill too Like just kind of like a little sort

You're like oh fuck You're from behind you see like a little Little hand twist You're like Jesus dude You're gonna get my mom in trouble After school though He's doing all kinds of stuff in the parking lot just showing off.

You're like, Tom's going to get so bad. Found a way to make it just like going to circle on its own. You know, fires it up and like tilts the hand enough to where it just bringing. Not even on it. Oh, shit. That's too funny.

Go ahead, go ahead. you look at the window during econ it's just like taking up a full parking space with a kickstand down you're like dude he could have just pulled up this side of the building he keeps telling you too he's like hey pointing out the window just like so like just in the middle of the whole parking lot jam packed parking lot but just one space has a moped in here I'm gonna get suspended how dumb does that look It just perfectly parked in the middle of a parking spot. And the best part, too, is that, you know, so many different, like, you know, those ladies who, like, would work at school, but they, like, didn't really work at school.

They kind of, they kind of come and go, like, randomly. And, like, you're kind of just like, I don't even, I know I got to call you miss. but like I genuinely have no idea what you do here. You know how many times they would like pull up into that spot and then they had to back out because of mopeds there. Yeah, it happens like seven times. Just different people keep them coming in. Oh, there's a spot here.

You run out for APC and see it. You're like, you kind of see like the wood shop teachers like kind of out there looking at it. You're like, oh, no, dude. Oh, God. Blochop and janitor, you're like, they know something's up. I'm done for, bro.

I'm done for. They know it's you too. I think they saw me looking out the window at it. Whoever parked the moped and the teacher's parking lot? You're like, oh, my. Damn. A couple honorable mentions. These are the best.

Well, we'll stick with the Sunday night theme. Sunday night before Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving is coming up. And, you know, you got Sunday night football. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, good feeling. There's always a test that week. Fun day. Yeah, kind of dragging you down a little bit,

but that's why I didn't make the list. But I still think that like, oh, shit. Yeah, Thanksgiving, it's going down this week. Friday night of the NFL draft. So hype. but not Thursday right no Thursday no the second and third round

way better than Thursday Thursday's just like it's it's too much to handle it's honestly it's too much to bear I love it got your big names wow it's a big field Friday night

or Friday ooh day you got some teams taking some chances on some guys oh no uh they took him there Oh. Mm-hmm. Things are getting a little freaky, a little loose. This is, it didn't make the list because I felt like it was too similar to one that did,

but the snowed in night. Yeah. Like, you know that you already know that the weather's so bad. You already know that the weather is so bad that you don't, like, everything's canceled the next day and you really can't go anywhere anyways. for that night. So just ran, you know,

who knows what goes down that night. No? Who knows who is already there that stays there? Who knows who, who knows who decides to venture over? Like, yeah, they just got to,

all it is two turns in one main road. They're there and you're like, oh, fuck, okay, well, if they want to do it, I'm not going to say no.

Like that kind of shit. That's where I first experienced, uh, the 2K room, snowed in night. There's like pockets of people. all around the house. We all knew we were staying there. Maybe till like 3 p.m. the next day.

So we were locked in. You're not going anywhere. Nope. You literally can't. So there's, you know, I'm like visiting different like corners of the house, garage group, kitchen group, living room group, other living room group. I go upstairs for a second. 2K room. Yo, you want to play?

All of a sudden, I'm getting like seven games in up there. It's just like three guys. You know, you got the two that are on the. and then you got a third that's always waiting for you we got next. He's in and out though too. He's checking saying funny stuff every time.

Yeah. Dude, we need to next week or something we need to do like the anatomy of all those rooms. The garage group, the living in the kitchen.

I love the kitchen group. I'm always in the kitchen group. That's where my heart is. Yeah, for sure. Sit on the counter. So much fun is going down on the kitchen Should we make something? It's just easy access to everything

Probably usually good seating Speakers usually in there Yeah I'm good Homeways Living room I feel like too much I guess we're just doing now Living room yeah See living room that's what that's for

Now you're right The other living room was where like He had some weird shit going on there That's where like That's where like Gerbach and Sophie you're kind of fighting, but not like loud. It's like, you just know. Are they okay?

Okay. Yeah, something's off. There's like somebody's having heart to heart. Someone's a yeah, a real annoying heart to heart. Okay. Girls crying, but for like not a bad reason, you're like, okay. Yeah. Let that play out.

Garage group, dangerous. Dangy, that's a scary. Hey, either that or. Mm. Kind of loud in there. Not talking about the music. A lot of killer traps hanging out in the garage. Yeah.

A lot of Carhart's and Copenhagen's, the old C-C's. Dude. Yeah, it's always cold. Never warm. Never. You're never in a garage when it's warm. Plastic chairs. In my experience.

It's always cold. Always people braving it out. Always got a little of the NFC. of the house party. Big time. Oh my God. Hey, big guys are in the garage.

Not tall either. Nope. Line men nation in the garage. Stretch mark friends in the garage. NFC of the house, exactly. You kind of feel like, can I be in here?

You feel like you need to ask them for permission. You're like, totally. How long can I be in here once I'm in here? You got to gauge the temperature in more than one way. You know,

like, is it too cool for me to be out here. It also is, am I not a warm welcome? Do you guys hate me? That, the garage group,

it's, it's instantaneous, you know right away. You open the door, it's warm, it's warm. You open the door, everybody turns and looks,

go back out. Go back out. Yeah. You know, you know what's going on in here. That's where for me, 2K room is kind of like, it's aFC.

You can, you can warm, You can work your way into it. You know? Maybe if you don't, maybe it's not a huge reaction when you enter the room. But even if it's not, you just kind of focused on other things.

They're focused on other things. And like if you come in there and you don't make yourself everybody else's problem, you can warm up to it. And all of a sudden, you're a part of 2K room. All of a sudden, you're like laying on the bed in the room while two people are playing 2K and you're like making little comments on the game.

Getting some dubs, getting some laughs. Mm-hmm. Found my room. Hey, one of them offers you to chew. you don't even chew i'll take it yeah now we're talking now i'm in the 2k room yeah you know but you go outside yeah you go in the garage they're kind of talking about some they're kind of on that floor no you got talking they're kind of talk about some scary shit though yeah a lot of

pocket knives on belt out there a lot of stories where they're talking you're like they did what to that kid man i definitely am not going to talk out here talking about guns. You're like, I don't know how to shoot those. Never held one. Yeah, you kind of gauge it out there for a little bit. Maybe you want to cool off. Maybe there's one of your boys that you haven't seen out there

for a good amount of time or something. You really want to try to catch up. So you go make the effort. But then you're like, I think I'm just going to sneak back in the kitchen here. I don't think I'm going to go down to South Beach and warm myself up a little bit. Better sense of humor in the kitchen a little bit. You're like, these guys kind of get my jokes a little more.

They're just drunker. Garage is like, there's like a girl in the garage that's dipping. You're like, what? There's a dog in there in the garage. Yeah. Yeah, all of a sudden the dog becomes your responsibility. Like that group's responsibility. Because host of the party is definitely in the kitchen or having a heart to heart in the weird room.

You know? Yeah, I guess I'll take care of this dog. Does you go to the bathroom? Hey, garage is open like this much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're like, it's so fucking cold. Yeah, but the people in the garage don't even feel it. No.

They're just locked in. But you know that dude. You know the dude who is hosting the party. Like, he'll freak out if you don't have the garage all the way. Or if you don't have, if you have the garage shut because he doesn't want the smoke smelling up his garage, his parents garage. one of those dudes are just like, should we just go smoke in our car

and you're like, don't do that. You only get two rewrecks. You keep hearing that like every 10 minutes. Yeah. A lot of the ping pong ball. Zipper!

A lot of the ping pong ball bouncing on the floor. Out of the garage. Out of the, why is there a deer head on the wall? You got any honorable mentions? Moving into a new place, no furniture.

I like four guys are over there got a case let's just chill here dude whatever I mean there's a furniture but like then all of a sudden another group comes over you guys are all sitting on the floor telling stories yeah it's a it's just yeah it's a new

space everybody's excited about the new space oh no you you guys are in as a new play let's go there's no couch is a cared you're telling them about like yeah so like once we do this like we're thinking we're going to put this here yeah dude that'd be Devy tight if you do that like that

Oh you get like the you get the L shaped couch right there Yeah maybe put it you know what I mean But then it like it turns up and you guys get like A little little too much you guys get faded then everybody's spending the night A place with no furniture is all yeah sure Whatever open open space I like that I like that's a good call Yeah, it's pretty much it okay Bell's best available.

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The gyro ball? I remember the gyro ball. Yeah. Walker says, Hi, pity ladies. Daywin listener a long time since I've emailed to the program. Since this isn't a baseball pot, I've wanted to drop by the

station and put some respect on how sick the name Daiske Matsuzaka was back in that day. I mean, phonetically, it literally sounds like dice K, yes, sir. Two things you want out of your Japanese pitcher who doesn't speak a lick of English. Dicing the line up and racking up K's. Also,

why did his number 18 look so crispy on the back of the Red Sox Uni? Something about the wide block number gets me. I appreciate you guys. keep killing it, clubhouse forever, hit me in the dome with a Jacob Mizoroski fastball and slap my ass as I'm being loaded onto the stretcher, Walker, sent from hell, parentheses, I live in Arizona. Yeah, surface of the sun, but not as hot as you, lady. Hi, lady.

Hot, hot, hot lady. Hot stuff, lady. Dice K. Matsuzaka. Jesus Christ, man. The amount of times I heard that on. Sports Center. But like old Sports Center.

Dice K. A lot of God. Top name. Who's the other old white guy baseball guy? Not Tim Kirchen, obviously.

Not TK. 55. Is it Peter Goams? Baseball night. Dude. Just every single podcast. Nope, not that Peter baseball tonight. Peter Gammons! I love Peter Gammons.

Dude, the amount of times I've heard Peter Gammons say Dice K. Matsuzaka. I love Peter Gammons, bro. Peter Gammons, saw guy. Same guy? Peter Gammons, how tall? Peter Gammons, jigsaw. Same guy. Man, Peter Gammons.

height. Peter Peter. I'm going to go here's a wild one for you. I'm going to go Peter Gammon 6-1. There's no way

Peter Gammon's 5-7. Ah, yeah. I mean, that was, I was trying to. I thought it was weirdly 6-3. Yeah. I was like,

was he a pitcher? Was he on the mound? Was PG on the mound? I was trying to go, you know, 5-7 was like minus 120. I was trying to go, you know,

plus 410 on the odds that maybe he was maybe he's like he got he's like a he's like a larry david type to me i feel like peter gamins is kind of like larry david yeah the amount of times i heard that and about the gyro ball what is that it's like a pitch that dyeske montezaka created or like had it in his arsenal and yeah i remember i think that there's a guy and indie who I think he was like running a racket where he was claiming that he could teach people the gyro ball and

I remember he came into like where I used to like practice and train and stuff and was trying to teach people the gyro ball it's like a different kind of pitch yeah it's just some I think it's just a mix of a few different pitches that broke a way that it should normally break and whatnot

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Keep it up guys And hopefully we can hear about more relatable friends we all knew weed kid is still my favorite best silly sill well still we always love hearing from yeah we appreciate you we do we touched on a few different ones tonight a few different groupings that was fun we can dive even deeper into that but uh yeah kind of the anatomy of a of a house party there the different rooms and who goes into that but yeah weed kid i think there's like four or five different representations of weed kid in the discord so it's definitely a fan favorite.

Weed kid was everywhere. Hey, how about, yeah, we'll talk about it. We're going to work. I'm going to talk about it. Clubhouse know about station? You know about Christian McCaffrey? Knowing about weed kid? Everybody had a weed kid.

Even CMC. I was checking that. I was going through different posts and stuff to be the repost or get inspiration. I was like, missed when all, yeah, run CMCs commenting on these guys, Wheat Kid Post First guest We should I bet we have his contact

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Mel's Best Available Movies that annoys the Pili-Lity in your life when you put them on. Oh my God. Oh, my God. He says, for him, he says, Rounders. Actually, just watched that for the first time a couple weeks ago and really enjoyed it. Matt Damon, Edward Norton. I love the show, fellas. Wish you guys would talk about sports on here, but I know that's not your thing.

See you in Phoenix, Scottsdale one day. smack my ass with hand towels in the bathroom. We weren't allowed to ever use as a kid. Gabe and Scottsdale. Good email. Great email. I'd love to get out to Arizona. Yeah, I remember you saying that before, Gabe, about us coming out there.

Yeah, that's even more wild in Arizona bringing home to fall candles right now because, as we just heard from Walker, fellow Arizona clubhouse member, surface of the sun there, hot, I'm sure. But fall don't sleep for anybody. The fall marketing certainly doesn't sleep for anybody. Dude, last year was a weird year, though, where, like, people were acting like Halloween wasn't happening. Remember that? Yeah. It was really, it was bad.

We were, like, we talked about it forever. We're like, it was like three days before and people were still like, yeah, whatever. I feel like we missed out on a lot of Halloween commercials last year. For some reason, I feel like I, or maybe I, this might have been my complaint. is that they were all playing at like the end of August and beginning of September. And I was like, I know that like your marketing campaign is probably not worth it in October because it's, you know, that you're trying to cash in on that long run. Like, I don't give a shit. Buy it out.

I want to hear Will Arnett talking about Reese's cups in October. I want to see the Eminem, Pina Eminem is on my screen. I want to like just. Can somebody wear fangs for the love of God? What do we do? Can I get a Dracula cape? Can we get Mike and Mike to do their show just for October, just for Halloween week so they can dress up? Bolts on necks?

Come on. Yeah, I mean. Movies that make your girlfriend mad? Movies that make your girl bad. That would be fun. Hey, huh? You know what it is? I got, I go.

Go ahead. Eight crazy nights. Like the Adam Sandler cartoon one? How fast. I got the exact complaint. It's just like really bright and annoying. It's always really bright. Hey, can you like turn this down?

Any of the animated shows, movies, it's just like bright and just loud. Cartoons, girls in cartoons just don't even try. Yeah, can't. Not meant to be, babe. And especially he's like being like super. annoying with his voice, like on purpose, you know, the whole time. It's a technical phone.

Yeah, it's so bad. And you catch your, you catch your singing it like the next day. You're like, oh. Okay. Gotcha. He didn't like it last night, but now you're saying technical valve. Okay.

That's interesting about rounders. It's a very guy movie. I mean, it's just, you know, Matt Damon and Edward Norton playing poker. But still, it's like, you know, it's good. It's a good, you know, you're kind of into it. Action movies.

See, like, it's interesting with my wife, because I wouldn't say that like anytime I put on a movie, she's like, I don't like it turn up. For her, that's more like shows or, I don't even know, like sketches or Instagram videos or something, TikTok's like that shit. She's like, no, I just don't want to know. I don't want to like it.

movies it's like she's just so far removed that she when she knows that a movie's coming on she's just like i i just get to like be on my phone and not care because any movie that i actively tried to like hey like let's she can kind of get down with you know she'll like making an effort to be like okay like you you clearly said like something in there right one thing that is funny that i say it's for in my situation my situation. It's not so much about that as it is every movie

that I watch with my pity right about the hour 10 mark. Is this movie literally six hours long? God. Not now. Not now. Now I can tell the whole movie you're just waiting for it to be

over. And you can't recover from that because now all you're there sitting and just thinking about like God, doesn't even know though there's literally like 45 minutes more and like the best part it hasn't even happened right yeah but like you know that she's checked out so she's not gonna like it every time cook I can I can feel it coming I can almost predict at any certain point of the movie that we're watching because like I said I've already seen them and I'm like hey like I really like this I think you'll like it it's really good who's watching it like I can pinpoint when it when it's

going to come I can feel it dude like a spying sense go imagine saying that to your girl when she picks out the movie how rude yeah just on is this ever gonna end princess diaries yeah it like means a lot how much longer we got here because you know what means something to do you have something to do do you have something better to do

we're gonna be up all night watching this crap like that's pretty much what she's saying to you uh-huh and in that that movie to you is like Yeah, it's like Goodwill hunting. Yeah, it's like I cry every time I watch that movie. Hour and 10, they're like to like the third meeting with Sean and Will.

Like nothing. You know, you have all the, all the important heart-wrenching, like emotional moments still to come. I just feel like this movie is like six hours long. Or like you're super into it and you're like, oh, she's locked into.

You look over at her. Hey, would rather. Rather than be asleep, you're locked into it. It's like, wow, yeah, this is all you look over. Oh, my God. Like, the movie's so bad that you're watching TikTok on no volume. Like, it's that bad? Like, damn.

This is the- For my movie. This is the Empire Strikes Back. What more needs to be said? Have some respect for my movie. Please? Like, at least, like, protect. tend to watch.

Yeah. So it's not so much about the movie itself. It's just like the movie watching experience and my situation is more of the hurdle to get over rather than the movie that's being on being like, I want to leave the rear of this movie. I just can't do it with this. You trying to watch the town tonight? Yeah. I'm like, they haven't been robbed the bank yet. I know.

I think we watched this for two and a half hours. Just, oh my God. I know you don't know, but they like put on nun masks and like it goes hard. They haven't robbed the stadium. Can you just like have a little poise? How bad do I want to be that one of those those nuns? Great a group of us. Those nuns.

I know. The cop sees him and he's like. Looks away. Goes too hard. He's like, right. He's like, they're on that shit. All right. I understand.

I want to best with that. I'm good off that. I'm good off that. A little too much for me right now. You're, look at you with the town. Now, yeah,

misses the whole thing. Hey, you got to, dude, you got to be, it feels like such a bitch because you're like, oh,

wait, blue this part. You almost rewind it. No, don't. Don't rewind it. You're like, oh my God.

Now you're the boss. I thought this is mine. It's all that is, is all of that. the worst or is movie or super excited excited to show to show her she sit down happens wow maybe caught her doing a little TikTok scroll maybe only twice in like a two hour 10 minute long movie so you're like all right i think you got through yeah credits rolling wow what'd you think it was a movie oh my god

why don't I just kill myself why don't I just kill both of us right here like it's like that it's that serious bro like that was your the whole thing and you're like I didn't like direct this movie like

this is like a pretty high rated movie in theaters like what is Martin Scorsese Robert De Niro yeah I mean she's blaming the movie on you yeah I mean it was it was fine.

Like I, you know, I, there's a couple parts that I thought were cool, but. I guess I'm never picking the movie again. Okay.

Just like, this is just like a big basis of how I live my life and like what I believe in. But yeah. Yeah. It's my whole entire existence. It's all right.

Sorry, I adopted my personality from this movie and you hate this movie. Therefore, you hate me. So what's the point of going forward? So why are we, together after a movie.

Risky. So why are we dating? Hey, here's a little bit dating advice for anybody in the clubhouse. Man, I think you, I say no movies really until you're like five years in the marriage. Five years.

Yeah, until it's just like, yeah, like it's at the point where you're like, okay, like I don't like some of the shit that she likes or does. She doesn't like some of the shit that I like or do, but like, yeah, whatever. Like, we're in this. You, you're dating a girl for 10 months

and you have like a Goodfellas night. Yeah. And you watch Goodfellas and she either falls asleep, is looking at her phone the whole time or just like, eh, I don't know. I just, whatever. You're not coming back for that. Yeah. And then a fight happens.

Because then all of a sudden you start panicking and realizing like, wow, we are really different. Like this is, you know, I've been meaning to talk to you about. Yeah. And then it's just all because she said Goodwill hunting was just a movie. Can really spiral a relationship. Movie night. Make or break.

Okay. Didn't want to watch X-Men Origins Wolverine? All right. Well, why are you here? Keeping that one in the back of the head there. Yeah. Remember that one when I got to go to brunch that you set up for us? Okay.

Watching a movie with your girl. Nothing but trouble. Nothing. by trouble, yo. Death wish. Don't get too excited. Well, we learned that. We had some laughs.

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