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Somebody needs to say it. I'm sorry. And it's going to be us. Shit that doesn't matter, but matters way too much. That's this podcast. TG 60. TG 60. Oh.

What an offensive line episode. Hey. In the stands. The wiggle fingers. Yeah. 60s couldn't be an uglier number, 60. You know what's funny, though?

And this is very hard pod and we've kind of hit on it is you give me 60 in football and you're like, oh man, that guy's a hog. You give me 60 in baseball. You're like, this guy is a complete psycho. Yeah.

But 60 in baseball, like, who? I can't even think of a 60 in baseball. baseball right now. I can't. That's what I'm saying. I can't either. It's like some middle

long relief pitcher out of the pen, you know, who wears the same underwear jockstrap every game and who hasn't shaved in like three years. Baseball numbers don't really go over like 40, do they? Like baseball numbers seem irrelevant

to me for some reason, because they don't really need them, do they? No, you need them. I think. Yeah. Like, I can't, I don't know why, like, baseball numbers aren't registering for me for some reason, except for wasn't Randy, what, wasn't Randy Johnson something weird? 51. 51. Yeah, dude.

Dude, it's hockey players, too, that just have some random ass high numbers. Oh, yeah. And their last name is like, Tums the, gosh. You're right. It has like 94 vowels in it. And he's number 82. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but I like it. Either 94 vowels or literally.

one vowel with 94 letters and somehow like that's just a collection of random letters from the alphabet dude what yeah time's action who fell asleep on their keyboard trying to like creating a hockey player

back then on Ellis Island when people were coming over or whatever the guy just fell asleep and just scribbled Ellis Island that shit together I was thinking about that for uh when I was grading all those uniforms as city uniforms in the end of the Mavs came up and I was like I was just

thinking about Luca Dantix being number 77 like yeah well that's what I was about to say is a basketball player number 67 oh my god give me give me all that give me everything that guy's coming in to use up all his fouls and he got five you got five use them that dude is the enforcer. Bro, my dad always said to me. He's like, you got five of them. Dude, my dad would say that shit to me about strikes when I was up at bat.

Nah. Hey, man, they get you with the good one on the outside corner. It's all right. That's why they give you two more. You just protect with two strikes. God, man. I could not play baseball. I'd be so weird at the plate.

I'd be in my head about it. Right. You wouldn't even be thinking. You would have, and you would have no want to or concept or thought about what pitch was coming or have an approach at all.

Your only approach would be do I look cool or like a jackass? Yeah, yeah. I wonder if they can see my crack right now. Is my ass out? That's half of, that's like what I think about the whole entire day.

I'm like, can someone see my ass right now? Are you thinking about that shit? While you're at the plate though, are you like, all right, they'll probably do a curve right here. Like,

are you like thinking about that? Or yeah, fuck it, just hit it. No, you got to have, You got to have like an approach, you know. You'd hear that a lot from different,

from baseball coaches, right? You know, we're going up there, we're going to put together good at bats, we're going to have a good approach, okay? I was saying that, it's like, you're going up there with a plan. You're not just going up there and just freaking hacking it and anything.

Although I always felt like the people who just go up there and hack and whatever, they're always the better ones. That would be me. Like, I don't know what's going on, bro, but just let me connect. Just because I'd be like, you know, then I'm like,

I get having a good approach, but then like I'm over-analyzing. That's what I would. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I would do that. See, yeah, you would be that guy. You would be the guy who wouldn't pick up a bat. I had a kid. Jordan Reeser was like this.

He wouldn't pick up a bat for three months. He would go up there with no approach, not even have batting gloves on, and he'd go like three for four with three doubles in a game. Dude, I've been doing soft toss and hitting off the T. I'm freaking thinking, okay, it's 2-1. We're going to hit me with a, you know, outside. you know, change up on the hour and like all that

and then he just goes up there and just freaking fack, whack, whack. There's always those kind of kids. Always. I couldn't, yeah, dude, that's just, that's just being, that's just bawling right there.

I guess so. Are we going to have, this isn't going to be our Thanksgiving episode, is it? Wait, what day is it? It's the 14th. Oh, now you got me all fucked up. Hold on. Next week is Thanksgiving's on the 23rd.

Next three. Next Thursday's Thanksgiving. No, well, I didn't have said next week. Okay. I just didn't know your schedule. I don't even know my schedule. So thank you for asking. The amount of joy, so I, joy.

The amount of joy that it brought me though this morning, I had an early morning shift that I was doing. And so on the way to where I'm going to record and do my work, there's a Dunkin that's like literally all, And I go from point A, my house to point B, the place where I record. And literally on that road, about halfway there, there's Dunkin' Donuts. It's simple in and out. I go through, drive-through, get in, get out.

Yeah. There's no one ever there because I have to get there at like 630 to log on. So it's great. 6.30 a.m. Yeah. Dude. That's a good time. That's a great.

Nobody's anywhere. And you're just like, this is my world. Well, and that's what I have to be there. So I'm getting to Dunkin at like 605. Crazy. Because I like to have time to really like have a lot of eating. Exactly. And so I'm there this morning and I pull a you whenever I do this because I record in this show for like four hours.

And so I like to have at least two coughs like ready to go. So I get my two coffees. Perfect. But I'm getting my wallet out. Yep. That's a thumbnail right there. Just you. I'm getting my wallet out right I'm sitting there

and like I turn to the drive-thru and the lady already has one of the cups and it's a Dunkin Christmas and it's like it just gave me such like a you know because I wasn't expecting it I was just expecting like the classic white Duncan cup like give me my coffee and I turn and there it is and I'm like well freaking slap my ass and let's get jolly yeah it's time

It really is. I was at my mom's apartment. I don't know if I told you this, but I went from Indianapolis last week to Orlando to see my mom. And in the apartment was just a bunch of like Thanksgiving, fall, autumn. And I'm walking through. I'm like, where's the Christmas shit? Like, it's time, dog.

I think, I think you bring it out right now. And we do. We have it fully out. Hey, are you since, since Chiller's ATL? Are you going to be able to decorate this year? Oh, wow. So true. I have to.

I'm going to have a little tree somewhere. The little peanuts, Charlie Brown tree. Yeah, it's going. It's going on. Christmas time is here. Oh, what is the? Dude, I was listening to a Christmas song on repeat. Oh, last Christmas.

Oh, man. I listened to that eight times in a row last weekend when I was just like running errands. That's our. That is these guys espresso clubhouse. That's our Christmas song right there. I can't get over that one. Yeah. Like it hits my soul.

I'm just like, God, why is it so magical, dude? People shit on it randomly. And I hate it. Why? How? I don't know. You know what I am not into? I am not into the, like, new age,

Christmas music. There's some that aren't bad. Like that Ariana Grande one. Santa Tommy. Oh, that's a killer. I can get down with that. It is a fine line, but like there's a handful

that are very popular that you hear all the time now. They're almost like too commercialized. Like I feel like they're not like a true Christmas song. They're like a Christmas song that is in the background of a Target commercial. Or like a holiday

You know what I mean? The one that gets me is the Kelly Clarkson. Give me a little. Snow is falling in the time it is there. Just one day. A long on Christmas is that. Dude, that one is. I'm like, this is, I'm at a Walmart commercial.

They're telling me the deals of the Walmart commercial right now. Yeah. It's not a classic, dude. It's too commercial. You're right. It's too commercial. print. Because imagine if they put like one of the one of the OG Christmas bangers in the back of a Walmart commercial, you'd be like, what? Your jaw would drop. It's just the Kelly Clarkson

one isn't on that level yet. It's not in that bracket. It's grown in your face so much that there's one by Gwen Safani and Blake Shelton. It's like, you make it feel like Christmas. It's commercial, dude. This is like the little like Coca-Cola short that they put on at the movie theater or AMC short they put on at the movie theater like when the previews haven't started yet but like they're playing stuff on the screen yeah oh i hate that i'm like what do we what is this that's no hearty blue christmas by elvis oh god dude blue christmas at like 1145 p m on christmas day that'll make you cry yeah it's it dude if you're in a car by yourself too.

Oh, dude. Oh, fucking, hey, like you're in high school or college with a girl you're dating her that you're like,

I don't even say. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm going to get in my life. You're in high school or college and you had to go over to her house for her family Christmas and you didn't want to

deep down and you're like, I don't even really like her but like it's the boyfriend thing. I got to do it. and you leave and it's already so dark and it's yeah it's like 1030 11 o'clock and you know only this is you got so little left to Christmas you got like 16 minutes

and that song plays yeah fucking drive off the road dude oh that's a low point yeah you're thinking about your life in the car Elvis is just cranking it dude you're just like what I guess what a swing in the same day like 11 hours earlier couldn't be a happy your person on the face of the plowing in it. That's true, man.

And the 12-hour time frame, you're literally crying in the car by yourself. That's a little, Christmas might be kind of toxic, dude. That's a lot of mood swing for one day. Christmas is a red flag, dude. That's why we like it so much, you know? It's that girl. You know, that's, oh, damn, I can't stand her, but I love her. That's why you just have to, you have to start having Christmas or going to a Christmas

where like on Christmas night, you're just getting hammered. Yeah, there's been like, you just don't even think about it and you miss it. And then you wake up and you're like, yeah, I was going to be miserable anyways. I might as well be hung over. Is there a silver lining on the 26th? I know we just, dude, we just talked about this. I can't stop. Like, is there, you know, in the 26th you wake up?

Like, what's the one thing? You're like, well, at least. For me, it's two things. For me, it's, well, like, now I get to, you know. I have this cool new sweatshirt that I get to wear and I get to wear these new shoes and oh yeah we got a gift card, fuck it, you know? Like going to a restaurant.

And then secondly, I got a lot of shit for this last year. But I just feel like that's a day I'm never doing anything. And it's the day that my family, my wife is like everyone in my life at least is so down to just like be a complete piece of shit. And so it's like Like that

Whatever like I'll throw a random ball game on Like I'll start trying to figure out What the next thing to look forward to is Like maybe someone's having a New Year's party That I'm not going to go to But like we can talk about it Yeah Like every like then you got that

You kind of feel like you need to be productive For some reason Then you call your friend Or you're like talking to somebody And they're like dude shut the fuck up It's Christmas They're still giving you that Yeah you can still get away with that a little bit

Christmas dude It's Christmas dude it's Christmas till the first, dude. Just stop. Yeah, I love that. I need that in my life. That is something for sure. Christmas, come on.

Can we talk about how this upcoming weekend, though, is top three weekend on the calendar year? Top three. Yeah, this is a special one. And we're just glossing over it with all this Christmas talk. That's what I'm saying. The weekend before Thanksgiving is a huge. here. Wait, wait, wait, no, no. Yeah, explain why. Because you get to that Friday, Saturday, and you're already thinking about like, okay, it's the weekend right now, but oh, guess what?

We really only have Monday, Tuesday of the upcoming week. And that doesn't even count. No one, and Wednesday? Bye. No one's doing shit. Slap my ass all the way to have. Hell. Oh, keep smacking harder. And then you're like, you know, and it always works out too, dude, I swear to God. The powers of B at the shield, they must know. Because it always works out to where there's just some fucking awesome NFL games that weekend. Like, I can't remember who plays Sunday night.

But Monday night is the fucking Chiefs and Eagles. Oh, dude, they have to do that on purpose, right? So it's like, oh, it's Monday of the fakesest week all year. Thanksgiving's coming up. I'm going to be watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade soon. Oh, by the way, I get to watch. I get to watch the literal Super Bowl on this fake-ass week. That's a baller game.

I like accidentally watched Monday night football last night and I saw like, oh, yeah, yeah, accidentally. It went through to. I was watching it with my mom. And I was like, we don't have to watch this. And she was like, I don't really care. like, all right, let's get it. So I went to sleep with Monday Night Football on, dude.

I haven't done it in so long. It was like porn. Hey, because it's Buffalo and it's cold and like that pan to the crowd. Yeah. For some reason, I love like Buffalo's stadium. I don't know why. I like the camera angle. And like it feels like it's old, but it's not old.

It just feels like it's been around forever. It has, but I love the camera angle and angle of Buffalo because you're there. Like, you're almost field level. It's kind of a wide view. Like, you feel like you're right in it. There's some of those stadiums like Denver, I don't ever want to

watch a game in Denver, ever. Dude, this is never, this is shit that's never talked about, the camera angles. Buffalo is like, I'm on the sideline. Honestly, the Colts is kind of shitty, too. Yeah, it is. I don't like it. I don't really like the Colts Stadium. Hot

take. They're, they're press box and the camera and everything is so high that it just it rubs me the wrong way but Buffalo is great Denver like it's all through the stadium yeah

you just you feel on the top especially when it's cold because there's always those dudes with no shirt and that sock cap beanie on you know and it's like oh it's that time random Santa Claus in the crowd fuck yeah dude snowball fights in the crowd

you show me that dude yep I love it Buffalo kind of seems like I like a college stadium almost yeah that's what gets me

like I used to play at Buffalo on Madden I'd be like where the fuck where is this they're getting a new stadium which is gonna be like I kind of don't like it when teams get new stadiums

they're like too like advanced yeah I'm like just give me a fucking grid iron baby we revert back to three rivers just a circle stadium that's us being old heads but like

it is it is it is but they do like go hard they go harder like RCA dome dude it's perfect because in that era in that time everybody was like yeah

it's just like a place where people gather to watch ball now they design them first like well how are we going to fit Taylor Swift here and her concert. Oh yeah, the Colts play here too. You know, like they make it

a multifaceted thing, business, get it, whatever. But like back in the day, it was like, oh yeah, just make it fucking

round where everybody can stand and watch the damn game. Oh, so perfect, so loud. They didn't think about acoustics

for a second when they built those stadium. They're just like, I don't know. They'll figure out. Yeah, the concerts weren't happening in the stadium.

They were happening outside because the what happened in the RCA dome. No, no, no, no. When the Colts opened the season and like other seven against the Saints after they won the Super Bowl. Yeah.

They had the kickoff concert. That shit wasn't happening in the RCA dome. Not a chance. I know, yeah. What do you stand on the Superdome? I was just going to talk about how I like it. They haven't done shit to it, right?

I mean, they, I think they did. but it's like still the same structure, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, like it went through hell with Lena back in the other day. But, I mean, yeah, it's like essentially kind of the same setup, I believe. But it's, yeah, I mean, it's just a classic, like, round-ass bowl. Dude, they just, the Super Bowl's there every fucking three years. I'm like, yeah, it is what it is, dude.

You know what it is for me? Is it's the different color panels on top? That's cool. but the ring of lights on the helmets. Oh, yeah, yeah. Doesn't happen at any other stadium. Only the Superdome has that ring of lights that you can see that's shining on those. Dude, that's a, that's the sleeper pick right there.

It's all, you know, it's always like a big, the game's like a big deal. It's like a big national championship in college. Yes. You can see the ring on the Georgia helmets or something. Yeah, dude. There's something sexy. going on. The TV's a little clearer, the picture. You're like, damn. Oh, so good. There's way too many people on the sidelines. You're like, this is a big game.

You know, in the Nashville championship, there's like 80,000 people on the sidelines. I'm like, damn, dog. Fasses. Dude, not only, okay, so not only is this weekend a tops weekend, but I was looking ahead to December 15th, 16th, 17th, okay? Wow, wow, you're crazy. You're crazy. This, I mean, this is all-time stuff right here, Clubhouse. Okay, this is, so, which by the way, changed it.

Actually, no, never mind. So Friday night got something going down, fun little shit and dig. Saturday, it's the first day of bowl season for college football. So you have like 12 bowl games of just like Central Michigan versus Georgia's Southern and the Bahamas for some reason on on Saturday that's the Saturday where the NFL plays three games like that week before Christmas Oh, I love that shit, yeah.

And the Steelers are in town in Indy and they're possibly one of those games on Saturday. I mean, oh, Merry Christmas to Joy Joy. It doesn't get any better, dude. Does not. Like, I, I'm already in one of those. modes where I'm like, I'm looking forward to it, but I can't. I want to live now because I don't want to get there and then it'll be gone and I'll be sad.

Don't, don't. Don't waste it, bro. You got to take every second in, probably starting now, actually. This is when the holiday fucking clubhouse really hits right here. Holiday clubhouse. Yeah, it's a gingerbread house during the holidays. It's not T.G. Clubhouse. It's T.

Gingerbread house. Gingerbread house. Get on board and get with it, man. Did you ever do that for a date? I feel like that doesn't happen as much. Like, we, we talked about it because it does happen to where you go on a date and everybody goes to the pumpkin patch and picks out a pumpkin and paints it, carves it. I feel like it's not a very common thing as common, I should say, for people to get a gingerbread house and fucking build one of those together. Well, it's where we kind of grew up in indie, it's just Christmas tree lighting.

That's like the whole, that's like the pumpkin patch of the whole. the holidays, you know what I mean? But like maybe somewhere else, gingerbread is a big deal. Dude, maybe we could make it a thing. Maybe that's a new tradition for the clubhouse. Send in your dopest gingerbread house. I've never wanted,

the only thing I want to do now that we're talking about it is make a gingerbread house of like Heinz Field. I was just thinking about that. Yeah, make your gingerbread house, but make it a football stadium. That is all I want to do. I want to how to.

You give me the pieces and I want to build it and I want to put it up in my house and just imagine it. And then like if someone tries to touch it, I get shitty. Bro, you might try. You should do that. No one's ever made a football stadium out of gingerbread before. That's a, that's a viral picture on Twitter. I'm like three river stadium but make it gingerbread

The only thing is that might be so fucky and just terrible Yeah but still it might be even better Just the Seahawks stadium With that like those ridges that go Oh my God That's how I learn the stadiums Like what they looked like was just NFL Blitz

You get to pig like which stadium you end up playing I'd be like well the Seahawks goes hard as fuck Yeah yeah yeah It's a really good good looking stadium and it's outside. It's like outside but inside. Oh, yeah. Because the angle of the end zones,

the things that go straight up that are almost like a triangle. Yes, I love that. The roof covers like half of it, but then that middle row is just open. Yeah, I like that. I like stadiums that don't have an option. It's like, yeah, we're outside. It's like, the roof's open today.

It's like, all right. Okay. You know, I kind of like play. as it is, you know? That pisses my mom off so badly. What? Like, she gets more pissed off about that with, like, Colts fans than anything. Like, she tries, she takes so much pride that the Steelers just play outdoors every week,

no matter if it's minus 10 degrees, snowing, sloppy rain. Yeah. You know, she makes fun of the Colts and gets so, and especially their fans, you know, because it's always like, well, we've got to dress for the conditions this week, because the stadium's open and you know the roofs open or whatever she's always just yeah,

try dressing for it every week. There is. There is something hard about just being like, yeah, we're playing outside, dog. Sorry.

Like last Christmas Eve, it's like minus eight wind chill snowing. Steelers, Raiders. Fucking, that's not watching that, bro.

Ooh, by the fire. I gotta say, I haven't been to a football game in a long time where it's like so cold. You're like, we might just,

bring hand warmers and shit. I've never It's yeah, I'm going so I'm going to the Steelers Pats Thursday and I game December 7th and Pittsburgh so that has a chance to be cold but it's not going to be January

like when I went out there a couple years ago for Big Ben's last game was that Browns it was like January 3rd or 4th dude like it was I think it was like 15 degrees at like 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Oh, were you like uncomfortably cold? But that's the thing is like, I mean, it was cold, but in that environment you know, everybody's out tailgating. There's people, there's heaters, there's people, you know, there's hot food, like you're drinking, you're

fucking bubbled up, you're talking everybody. Liquor coat. Liquor coat. Liquor coat, right? Like, you know, it didn't think about it. It didn't really start to hit me until like the second quarter of the game or like half time where there's kind of like a lull, you know, because at the beginning it was like the intros

and like, it's fucking Monday night football, let's go. Then all of a half time, you're like, I can't feel a lower half of my body, you know? Yeah, that sucks. But yeah, you always, you're right. You like see some of the shirt off. You always leave sick from one of those games.

Oh, yeah. But you know going in, you're like, fuck it, I'll be sick for a week for this. Yep. we could let it play but like in the beginning of the game you see a guy with his shirt off and you're like dude if he's not cold I'm not cold fuck it

you know and then later on you're like I wonder that guy in section 534 is feeling I haven't seen him and I'll never see him again but like is he still going with it

or does he have a coat on you start to wonder that a little bit yeah you're like he's got a Steeler's starter jacket on right now all bundled up in row two Steelers starter jacket might be on the Christmas list for you.

I already got one. Oh, really? Yeah, I got like three. Okay, okay, okay. Why have I not seen those? Yeah, I wore him last year during Christmas time when we're in studio, TG. You'll see them this year again, too.

Yo, but the Steelers block numbers. People are starting to talk about those coming back for good. Hopefully. Yeah. I thought that they would, like with the end of the Big Ben era, I thought that they might take that as the time to like, okay, like, that was 18 years, C of 7, now we're going to like kind of, like teams, they, when one era ends, like a longtime coach or like a long time quarterback

and they kind of like sometimes you'll see them, they're like, all right, well, with that, we're going to do like a new uniform too. Yeah. And so I thought maybe that they might just be like, okay, we're going to switch back to the blocks for good. Because that pissed a lot of people off in Pittsburgh. He still kind of does to certain people. The numbers?

Nitalics, yeah. God, there's something about them, though. I liked them because that's like when I first started watching the Steelers, it was like Cordell Stewart. He looked like fast. That's just lit. Like, nobody has that font. Yeah, yeah.

That's why I see. I hear it. I get it with the block numbers, man. Sometimes that shit just looks good. Well, I want more is, for them to go back to the yellow end zones. Oh, yeah. What are they doing, man?

Like, who makes that decision? I literally... There's so many teams. I'm like, come on. We were out there for my show. And the day before my show, the Steelers hooked us up and we went through their Hall of Honor Museum that's at the stadium. And so we were going around that and like there's a few of our tour guides that

work for the team, obviously. And so I literally, I put them on. on the spot. I was like, what do we got to do to go back to the yellow end zone? It's like, is it Mr. Rudy's call? Is it like, whose call is it? You know, like, why is that not a thing? Everybody wants it. Why is that not a thing? And they kind of just

laughed and were like, ha ha, ha, yeah, well, it's above my pay grade. You know, I'm like, well, okay, well, but why? Talk to the grass guy. Let me talk to the fucking let's go, man. This is, they did it for the last two weeks of the season last year, and it was

unbelievable. Everybody loved it. It was great. I don't know. Now it's just a Steelers pot, but anyways. I mean, but I mean, that can go for every team too. Like, let's go, man. The end zones should never be the same, like grass color. Grass color. Yeah.

What are you doing? The end zone's a party. Yeah. Like, dude, the grossest thing ever is the Atlanta Falcons end zone. It has like so many words and it's like green grass. I'm like, guys. I was thinking about that too.

Oh, every time I see it, I'm like, who the fuck? I don't even want to run in there. I don't even want to score. Maybe that's why they haven't been. Oh, God. Got stopped on the one. End zones are too ugly.

The Dolphins old school checkered one. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a, that is a big thing, man. If you can have- Checkers are like diamonds, weirdly. Notre Dame has those lines. I'm like, I can. It's their thing.

You can't hate on it. Yeah, they stayed true to that, pretty hardcore. I mean, it is so boring, but, like, yeah, I get it. The diamonds are cool. I like how Tennessee has the checkers. That's cool as shit to me, actually. Are there any other NFL teams that have that? I don't think there are.

No, no. I love how LSU does, like, one-ins-e- zones purple, one end zones of gold. When they did that, I was like, this is what every team should do. Like, every team ever should have, they're both, they're like real colors in both end zones. Bill, red and blue. Easy. That would be nice.

LSD revolutionize the football field, bro. With a tiger eye in the middle of the field. First time I saw that, I was like, dude, this is like, we're actually art. Yeah. No, it's insane. It really is. I think the bills are another one that has just the green end zones, if I'm not mistaken. What are we doing?

With like the blue, like the blue font bills across it. Oh, fuck, man. Make it cool. Maybe we need to get OJ on that. OJ do a Twitter, Twitter video. Hey, X world. It's me. I hate it.

He doesn't say Twitter World anymore. He literally calls the X. Are he paying X work? He's still doing those videos? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I just sitting here wondering why my Buffalo Bills don't have a blue end zone. I'd retweet that.

The only thing I'd ever retweet end zone kind of layers. I don't know if people think about it like we do, but that's all I'm here for. The end zone colors. It's this entire episode. Just ends up colors. I mean, it needs, like somebody needs to say it.

I'm sorry. And it's going to be us. Shit that doesn't matter, but matters way too much. That's this podcast. Come on. I would agree. And that's,

that is the beauty of it. Oh, hey, remember last week? I was talking about how, guess I'm just sick forever. Yeah, me too. Remember?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, now, Now, I thought that was bad. How about having a one-year-old that's just sick? Oh, you guys are both sick? No, I'm good, but apparently I, you know, he got it for me or something. But man, poor guy, I feel so, I mean, when you have like a one-year-old, what do they do?

You can't do it. They can't tell you what hurts. Like, they're just, like, snotty and coughing and, like, tired. You can't sleep. You're right, is this my fault? What did I? I'm sorry The guilt

I felt we already took him to the doctor and shit I'm like Oh dang Everybody's sick Now the mom's gonna be sick Yeah What do you give them like some

What do you give them? Yeah yeah but we have like infant Tylenol You just it's like a syringe Bro And you just you know Luckily Frank like likes it So you just He thinks it's like a snack

And so you just Slide that puppy in And eat down It sounds it, but yeah, and it's just, I was thinking about it was like, geez, last week I'm like, guess I'm just sick forever. And then now this week, you want to one up that? Yeah, I'm about the 14-month-old being sick. Yeah, I give him some emergency, bro. Just fucking shake it up in a propel bottle and give it to him.

That's my dad. Anytime I'm sick, he gives me 92 boxes of emergency. Like, that's going to, that's like his only thing. He's like, all right, make sure you take your emergency. I'm like, dude. my mom was always take a hot shower and drink some orange juice

oh yeah parents are all in on the orange juice huh like it's gonna cure your fucking sickness hey it's been ingrained

to me so much if I'm feeling like shit I'm like man I just need an ice cold thing at orange juice give me some good shit give me some tropic cana real quick

seriously bro I could be puking like the girl from the exorcist like my head's spinning and my mom would like it'd be like a Tuesday morning in January and I'd go in her room

and she would just like lift her head up and just be like okay well just take a hot shower and have some orange juice like mom I am I'm so hot for my fever right now I am on my deathbed

like I'm about to pass out from heaty Jostin and sweating just take a warm shower and sweat it out and have some orange juice bleeding from your mouth. She's like, yeah. Hey, it worked to magic because I'm 30 years old now.

And I just, that's still, I'm like, I bet after I do that, I'll feel at least a little better. You're right. Just something about vitamin C, dude. And in a good glass of orange juice, no pulp. Come to daddy. Although when I, when we were in L.A., we went to this really good little breakfast shop in Pasadena,

that was right down the road. And they had fresh orange juice. And we're talking fresh. It's like they literally squeezed in orange, right? So there's some pulp action. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I was in Pulp FACT because it was happening, baby.

Like the 2023 remake of Pulp Fiction. Shut up. No, no, I think. But it was so good. I mean, it was like, I was like, well, I literally said to rise. Like, I'm not a pulpy guy typically. No. But when it's fresh like this, I'll take it.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a different kind of pulp when you see it come from the orange. If you're just buying, like, orange juice and a, like, carton and it says pulp on it, you're like, I don't know what kind of pulp that is. But if I see it, I'll take it, dude. I'm a pulp guy if I can see. Where'd you get this pulp? Right, yeah, I don't know where this pulp's coming up.

What is it? Like, is it, this could be, like, little things of rice. Just like, throw in here. And then some says, some of the orange juice says extra pulp. I'm like, where did it come from? Yeah. Extra. Why doesn't it?

Some pulp, a lot of pulp, no pulp. I'm like, what? I ask me extra. You got to be crazy. You got to be number 60 on a fucking bastard. Extra pulp, please. Ew. Let's see what the clubhouse is saying.

Please, man, I need some clubhouse in my life. All right. Team these guys at gmail.com. We love you. This is from David last week. He says, BJ's bar and bakery. That's what our restaurant,

our bars should be called. That just made me so hungry. Man and Joe's bar and bakery. Because, you know, I wanted the booze and you wanted the donuts. Yeah.

One of the burgers could hit on all fronts. I got to tell you something about, about donuts. Right. If we got to say. Yeah. I had to film it.

This is going to blow your fucking mind. I had to film a video. I was going to bring this up when you were talking about dunkin, but I just forgot. And it was just a video of me handing out Dunkin' Donuts to people. Like on that street corner and Broad Ripple, like pretty much like a fantasy video.

They're just like, yo, here's, we're going to send 20 dozen boxes of donuts wrapped like presents and you just go on the street and hand them out. And I was like, really? Like there's nothing else. and they're like, yeah, bro, people were going insane. Nobody's turning down a donut. So I'm just on the street corner just, yo, you want a present?

Boom. Assortment. Boom, assortment, dude. It was like, it was like a dream come true. I wish you could have been there. But I had to say it. I had to say it. Craziest video ever.

From Duncan? Yeah. Has the video come out yet? No, no, yeah. We just shot it last weekend. and editing it right now. But amazing. Did you continue to throw them at anybody?

Oh, no, dude. You know I was thinking about it. Somebody rolled down their car window. I was like, ooh, the way I just... I don't Rich Gannon one in there real quick. All right, all right, go ahead. I had to bring it up. I'm sorry.

No, no, that's awesome. God, dang. Crazy is not in my life. Hell yeah. That's... Yeah, the assortment, too. Was a box? Did it look like a present?

Yes. They hooked. Everything was perfect. It was kind of like a dream. I was like, this is way too good to be true. Slap my inness. Slap my ass, dunk. All right. From Jake, this is a subject just as Tiki Barber. Oh, that's the best subject ever. I'm in law school and I met this guy who insists on calling people by their initials. Hence the greeting. Oh, he called us JM and BP.

I'm not sure how to feel about it. But it feels like the same guy that will get made. to miss emphasis. My dad. My father-in-law will take it to his grave that he invented chicken nuggets while working at Burger King in the 80s. Just like a guarantee that debate comes up at least every other holiday

with a father-in-law. He'll come up with a story and then somebody would call, and then you're comfortable enough with him finally and be like, Tim, you didn't do that. They've been around. Yeah. Oh, a father-in-law.

Yeah, checking a father-in-law is crazy. Crazy. You got to really be in. You got to really feel comfortable. Couple drinks. Couple drinks. Ring on the finger. Letting it fly. You can't be a boyfriend letting it fly at the father. That's got to be like two years in. You and that dad had to have a moment at some point where it's like, all right, we're boys now. Yes. A couple of car rides, maybe a bonfire where he takes you out back and you smoke a cigar together. Like way too long too. You're talking to him for like hours. And even your girls like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? And you're like, hey, this is boy, you know, get out of here.

Right. You got out. You can throw the jabs at the father. Yeah. Like, we're homies now, bro. I don't know what to name Joey's bar, but you definitely should purposely beat the door with a hammer so that it's all dinged up and make sure it squeaks super loud when you open it. And for some reason, it has a regular house doorknob. Oh, yeah.

Slot my ass in the bathroom with the Denver Broncos NFL airline plane So we can join the Mile High Club That's really good I'd be not thinking of that Mile High Club For NFL Airlines for Denver Let's go I mean jeez

A seat number 12 in the plane Is just for the Seahawks fans Hey no no And then on the Seahawks plane Of NF Airlines That's like you can't sit there Like at 12 it's like designated for all of us It's just like that symbolizes all the 12th

Oh that's insane We gotta keep going on this dude Okay I'm sorry Object Tiki Barber is crazy man I remember Tiki Barber just fumbling like He fumbled so much He had to change his whole running style

And it worked, right? You look like he was like doing like Walk like an Egyptian, but the other way. Towards the end of his career, that's how he like held the ball. It was so upwards. But it works. Yeah, because he fumbled so much.

All right. This is from Jacob. Subject, whoa. Slapped my ass while reading out of office email because no one really gives a fuck, Suzanne. Yeah. Oh. It's not, oh, oh, oh.

His subject line is out of, of office. Because it's it was capital O, lowercase O, capital O. So I was still kind of both. Whoa.

You could work on both levels. Yeah. God, out of office emails, bro. My old boss used to get on my ass so much if I didn't like have one up with those. If I was like going for a coffee meeting

and I didn't have a fucking out of office email that I'm going to be back in 15 minutes. It was like, hey, you need to, I was like for fuck sake. Yeah, like,

okay. you can get back to it at the end of the day. They are so annoying. When you get one in return on your end, you're like, oh my God, they're not going to be back for two weeks. What the fuck do I do? Because you also have that initial excitement of like, oh, damn, quick response. Oh, it's just an automated bullshit that I'm never going to talk to him. You're like, well, I'm never getting this shit done.

They're gone? Forget it. This is from FOMAN. Subject, Hashim Thabit. Oh, man. Oh, the way he used to dominate on college basketball. Oh, I would be Yukon every time. I'm like this guy's seven feet tall.

The Huskies, man. They're always the favorite because of The Beat. His last name. He says, Sub boys, OG Express listener here. Nice. Can't talk incredible 2000s athletes' names without bringing up Hashim Thabit.

or Bismack Biombo. Yeah. It's a really good one. My question is, what's your go-to burner on the stove? I'm a front left kind of guy, but could be talked into back right for like pasta sauce or soup.

Snip my Achilles, toss me to the Ohio River, and sit a team of professional divers down to slap my ass. Snip my Achilles. End it all. No painful. The most painful is that.

I might rather just take me out back if my Achilles is sniff. nipped like that, man. People in the Achilles injuries, I'm like, I really feel for you. Hey, how about, before we get into this, how about how your Achilles is named that because of that Greek warrior whose literal name was Achilles,

who was unbeatable and couldn't be hurt or defeated, unless he got hit in the Achilles. and therefore they call it the Achilles heel. Oh, yeah? Is that facts? Fact. Someone's name like 8,000 years ago was Achilles. And now it's just like ruining quarterback's careers.

Yeah, dude. Aaron Rogers took them out. Go it down to the Achilles. Does that go for any other body part? I don't know. Can't believe you didn't know that. I mean, I knew that. You can.

I thought about it in a minute. Go to burner. See, I'm a front-right guy. I'm front-left all day. Really? I'll wear that thing out. What does that have something to do with, like, your brain? Like, you know, like, your left-front-way.

It's just closest. It's right there. It's right there in front of me. And it's the bigger one. So it covers the whole surface of the pan. I think my front-right might be. the smaller one. So I'm like, eh, what am I doing,

warming up some fucking salsa or something? Maybe I am front left. But he's right. Like, you go diagonal. If you're warming up two things, like you got the pasta front left, you got the sauce back right. Like, hey, let's take it easy.

Sure. Both in the front row is a little too, this is a little too competitive. I think it also depends on what direction you're typically turning from getting your dish. So if you're grabbing a pot or a pan or whatever from like, it's a stove is in the middle. And then it's to the right where you're typically,

that's where you keep your pots and pans. Like maybe then you're kind of inclined to be at the closer one. Oh, yeah. But if the pots and pans are like up top or something, then you're just grabbing, pulling down, and going. that makes sense I've got I've got a trash can

by my front left so I'm always like breaking eggs and stuff close to the trash can that might be in for me yeah that's proximity thing that makes sense from Brendan

bar name hey guys huge fan of the show from the start first time emailer to the clubhouse welcome I think I might have

the most obvious name for your bar burpees burpees it's where all the Burpee boys and girls can go watch the Steelers on a 26-inch antenna tube TV, like how football was meant to be watched. It really is.

All right, all right. Hey, you're going down to burpees? Yeah, we're going to have some bruise of burpees. Burpees. Burpees. B-U-R-P-E-E-E-S. Some people think it's a gym and they walk in there like, what the fuck? He put that in there too, yeah.

Or maybe the head bartender guy on the shift for that night, like, you know, somebody walks in stuff like, like, welcome to Mose or welcome to C-C's. is a, you know, Burbibut, oh, whoa. Oh, we're having that walk in. Whoa. Yeah.

That's not bad. All right, question. What is your perfect idea of an NFL Sunday? My ideal setup is the Steelers play at 325 so I can watch Red Zone during the noon games or do pumpkin patch errands with a lady while the buffalo chicken dip cooks and then I can lock in for the afternoon game.

Then you also get that perfect and sometimes unsettling moment around four where you notice it's already dark at the east, Coast game where you're watching, but you still have a little bit of light where you live. Keep up the great content, holiday horrors, and come to a show in Dallas so I can sit in the front row in my color rush Juju Smith-Schuster jersey. Flap my ass, send me on a tee and rip a liner to the left center field gap for a triple. Fuck yeah, dude.

Love this guy. A lot email. Full email from a Brendan first timer. Amazing. Brought it. Really brought it. My ideal NFL Sunday. See, I'm, I love.

love the one o'clock kick or the prime time kick. I like early. The only time that I like a 425 is when it's like Christmas break. I'm like, oh, I don't got to go to work or school tomorrow, so it doesn't really matters. 430 games are like depressing, honestly. Yeah, because everything else around it.

It's always the Cardinals and the fucking giants planning. Ew, dude. Ew, ew, ew. The Bromaco's and the Steahogs, you're like, for fuck's sake, dude. You got to eat dinner during it. You're like, God. But then the primetime game is kind of a little bit of a pick-me-up. It's like a party.

You're like, ooh, it's late. I feel like this shouldn't be on right now. It feels dangerous. You still got, no matter what, I don't care. You still got that little bit of like, my team's on prime time. Like, oh, it's all right Sunday night. Where are you? It's fucking here.

That's where it is. Big deal. Like last night, I was watching Monday Night Fope. And I was like, this game's on at 9 o'clock. I was like, this is kind of like sexy almost. Yep. Yep. Like, I feel like it's late. Yeah, I tend to go early because I like to just like get up, watch all the pregame.

Maybe hit breakfast, watch all the pregame shows. Get, you know, get some lunch ready to go, some snacks. So that 1 o'clock, then like the 1 o'clock, you have the Steelers on the main screen, the big one. And then on the second screen, we have usually the Colts because I like to keep up with my homies. and be able to know what they're talking about. And then the third screen, much of the chagrin of my mom, you have red zone.

She hates red zone, just too much to keep up with. So mom. And then afterwards, then you're like, all right, if the Steelers win, fantastic,

we're all hanging. Everybody's in a good mood. Like, we're placing more bets. We're having more food. But if they lose, then it's like, we're going to get even more food

because we've got to have depression food. Yeah. So that's a win-win. Yeah. Exactly. win. So I'm typically that. 1 o'clock games are,

that's where it's at. Dude, I'll never forget when you brought up. There's a small group of people who know about this, but that edge NFL countdown at 7 a.m. on a Sunday with, dude, with Jaws and the, what's the other guy? Merrill Hodge.

Merrill Hodge, dude. He's a real one. That dude was spitting facts. Is he still on TV? No, not really. He works, he works, he has a role, like, working for the Steelers. But it's not like, it's not like, I can't, I don't know exactly what it is. He's kind of just like ambassador.

Like, he has one of those kind of like alumni jobs, you know. But him and Big Ben, they were doing a, on Big Ben's YouTube channel, they were doing a, like, a live watchalong for the Packers Steelers last week. Yeah. Holy shit, I love Merrill Hodge. Yeah, Maraj is a man. But that show was on so early. That's my ideal Sunday.

I want to wake up early enough to watch that. Hell yeah. Then just bullshit around. Actually, my ideal Sunday set up for football is what I did when I was nine years old. Wake up, watch NFL countdown, go to church, get donuts, and then just fucking watch Fox NFL Sunday until that 1 p.m. kick off. Yep. After that, it's like, I guess I'm just going to be depressed until Sunday night football comes up. Maybe give me some Papa Johns.

Papa Johns on a Sunday. Stuff crust from Papa Johns. All right. It's from Watson. Last one. He says the subject is Mike Allstott. Benny tweeted a pick of him and it got me thinking, what's more terrifying than number 40 with the next?

roll running downhill at you. Can we make a haunted house, but instead of clowns, have Derek Henry run at you? You run around a corner and Coach Cowher is just screaming at you. I just chint my pants and still want to keep going. P.S., happy Thanksgiving and holiday host season. Slap my turkey ass and call me Joe Jerevicious. Oh my God.

Joe Jerovicious. Dude, that's a top five name. On that table of bay, Super Bowl winning team. Yeah. and you know that one song that's like Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Yeah I think I've been

I used to say Jeravicious Jerrificious I was in that song And get that from Chris Berman or something It sounds like something I just I just

That was peak Peek me was Jerevicious popping off in that Christmas song I used to just mix them Yeah the old Joe Jaravicious walked

so Jordie Nelson could run Joe Javivishus was so sick. Oh my God. That one could be clubhouse. Wait, he was giants, right?

And there. Jerobitious might have been giants and then bucks, or was he always bucks? I feel like he got traded. And I was like, oh, that's the end of him. And then. That's a good question. I'm going to look him up right now. Oh, no, that's right.

He was on the Seahawks team that my Steelers played in the Super Bowl. Joe Jaravish's household NFL name Listen to this fucking dude Should this guy be our dad? Holy shit Joe Jarvisius Born in Cleveland, Ohio On December 23rd

Oh 1974 Went to Penn State Marry me marry me You're right Played for the Giants The Bucks

The Seahawks and the Browns Yeah I thought he was going to fall off when he got traded to the bucks, but then he had that catch in the Super Bowl, and I was like, I had more faith in my dad. That's all I think. Yeah, dude, that's Super Bowl,

Joe Jervicious. Let's see what he did that year. 15 games. He didn't do shit. Wait, all right, so he had a pretty solid 2002. Four touchdowns. What was that? Super Bowl.

Hold on. I got to see this guy's stat line because I know he went on. Take your time. This is heaven. Yeah, that was Super Bowl 37. The Bucks won over the Raiders. The Raiders played in San Diego.

That was a depressing Super Bowl for me. Why is that? Because I wanted the Raiders to win so bad. Like, I was like a kind of a Raiders fan that year. So the B got his asses beat, dude. And I was like, oh. I am wrong. I am wrong.

Yeah, dude, the Bucks just. Housed them. Had the Charles Woodson jersey on just ready for a team I like to win the Super Bowl. Nope. Not at all.

It's never really happened except for when the Steelers won a couple times. But I'm always rooting for the team that takes a huge L on the Super Bowl. I'm like, fuck. Yeah, that's what it was.

Joe Jerovicious, targeted four times, four catches for 78 yards. He was the Bucks leading receiver. He had a long of 33 yards, 33-yard reception. in the Super Bowl. Joe J. Jervisci, 87, nice arms, good face masks, sick last name.

You're your dad. That's dad. All right. TG60. Another good one. Another Zoom one. We appreciate everybody hanging out with us with both of us being on the road. And sometimes it's just what you got to do.

But we're going to be some holiday hos here coming up. We got obviously a big one with Thanksgiving week next week and heading into Christmas. And Biddy Boy will be back in town. And I'm in town for the rest of the year. Thank God. So we'll be throwing it down OGTG Clubhouse style. This is peak these guys right now. Yep.

We're bringing it every week. You already know, holiday horrors in session. So thank you. And tell you your friends about the clubhouse. Join. It's a lot of fun. And remember to leave a comment. Ooh, do we have a YouTube comment right now?

We'll think of it, I guess. We'll think of it. I think the last one was... End zones. Oh, what... Basketball or football, what teams court or field pisses you off the most, maybe. And how would you change it?

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