THESE GUYS! - CAITLIN CLARK RETIRED? + INDY 500 PARTY + PROM ENGAGEMENT PICS

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

"Just smells like your girlfriend broke up with you for the shortstop." We map out the complete origin story of Grbac who follows his girl to college, only to lose her to the baseball house. After recovering from a dark period of sitting alone at B-Dubs, we track his glorious comeback as a TrueGreen manager who finds love doing burpees at F45. We also draft the best available bachelor party locations and break down the pure agony of trying to hold in a laugh while presenting an econ project in front of your homies🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [e-mail]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:02:22 Penguins Hats00:03:31 Sportz Gurlz00:04:10 Discord00:05:53 Coach Quotes00:06:50 Locker Rooms00:10:13 IndianaLand50000:11:51 Water Coolers00:14:27 Grbac Drip00:16:36 Sophie & Grbac00:19:30 Baseball House00:24:34 Reality Shows00:27:05 Grad Parties00:33:04 F45 Romance00:36:23 Dating Advice00:39:08 Austin Trip00:41:18 Limas Sweed00:43:18 Vegas Party00:47:49 Wrigley Trip00:51:15 MSU pod?00:55:01 Midwest Trip01:00:57 AFC vs NFC01:05:17 Baby Names01:10:44 MLB pod?01:14:43 Manny Ramirez01:17:40 Bad Laughing01:21:15 Church Laughs01:25:04 Presentashhon

Why is the baseball house a reality TV show? Dude, let's make a, let's produce a reality TV show and just call it the baseball house. Baseball house? Oh my God. Just every guy. Every guy in my hair. Yeah. Not bad for a fat guy.

What up, Clubhouse is Benny Policey and Joey Mullener on this week's TG. We talk about if East Lansing is the best destination for a bachelor party. When your girl starts liking a guy on the baseball team, the couple who took. He took engagement photos at prom, and is Kael and Clark ever going to play basketball again? Probably not. Let's start the show. TG-181. Recording here, recording there, recording everywhere.

I should know about this. This guy. This guy, both going with the... Look at us with the black and gold. I got the happy Gilmore because it's Masters Sunday, as we record, and his Master's. Sunday. Black and yellow, black and yellow. You've been seeing that thing on the internet where they're trying to change like,

like what if every city, city's teams have the same colors? Like Pittsburgh? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I don't think it works. No. That's why it's cool. That's why it's cool for Pittsburgh because it's so unique and rare. And also the pie. And also it's not, too. Like the Steelers, they're black and gold, but their helmet, they got a little freaky, they get a little freaky with the little diamonds or whatever.

And the pirates, like red's one of their colors. You know, like they're not just black and gold. I think, dude, I think the pirates have the best little color way in baseball. Yeah, it's not just black and gold, but the mainstay, if you showed up to anyone, If you went to PPG, if you went to PNC, if you went to Heinz, you can wear a penguin's jersey to stretch it out. You can wear a penguin's jersey or a sweater or whatever they call them. But yes, they have that little bit of accent.

But the penguins, too, they have like a little bit of blue. Have you seen that? No. That merch that they have? I love that. Penguins are a blue? I had a Pins hat. Had it.

Shout out Joel. I had a A new segment Hat it I had a Pins hat Snapback It's up not a 2011 Pod

Snapback's back Oh my God That song It was like it was like three tone It was like the bill of it was baby blue The front of it was white The back part of it was navy blue And the pink one's logo

Had a little bit of that in it too I was like shit all right Mercy eyes First podcast about hats Does anybody have a hat podcast yet. I've never seen that bro. We can break it in. We can break it in. Never seen hat

before. Never seen hat before. Yeah, it's like, okay, the penguins use like blue because of the ice a little bit. That's like what I'm seeing on here kind of. I don't know. I love when teams, I love when teams randomly just are like, blue. Yeah. Blue.

Tennessee women's basketball? Blue. I'm like, all right. Didn't know. But, okay. Florida State, blue. You know, you get all those tribal teams. Blue. Every girl went through a phase. Any sporty girl went through a phase

or they had a Candice Parker, Tennessee Lady Volunteers, Jersey. And wear it on dress down day. I was like, I want to be one of those girls. Dude, I would rock a Candace Parker right now. It's like, I didn't know they sold those. Clark, do you still play basketball?

TG Hot take. TG. Hot take. Hey, TG Hot takes. Kael and Clark will never play basketball again. That was going out on the Discord, which again, shout out to the Discord Clubhouse. It's in our bio on Instagram. These guys, L.O.L.

It's in the comment section, the description of the YouTube show. These guys, L.O.L. on YouTube, watch, subscribe every week. The Discord is going through some TG hot takes, and their Discord is the best. The best group chat ever comes to life. Got to get in. I got a hot take. TG Discord changed my life.

I don't even think that's a hot take. I think that's just right on the money. I think that's just straight down the middle, 93 mile an hour fastball. Honestly, the biggest comfort zone I've ever been in my life, TG Discord. It feels really good. Just a place you can go. 2 a.m. I'm like, what's going on?

What are we talking about? And it's, and like, you know, when you're talking to your friend and it doesn't matter, like, what point of life you're in and you, like, say something to them and you're always at the same. Just every single thing somebody sends in there, like, it's just boom, on the money. Really is. Really impressive stuff. Really fun. Jumping.

Jumping. So download that. Download the Discord app. Get on that channel. It's in all our bios everywhere. We post about it. We'll send the invite out there. Um, my dad's in there.

No, uh, yes. When I feel lonely, TG, TG Discord. Trying to get your dad in there. Get Coach P in there. Oh my God. That'd be sick.

Hey, everything he posts in there. Uh, everything he posts in there is just, well, any food be. No, just like every,

every three or four days. Any food be? Motivational quotes. like every every every like yeah once a day in the morning you send some shit hold on let me look at it let me try to find something

success and persistence are the result of keeping a strong inner core just that just every like did he really just send you that he sent you that's I tell him to send me that stuff all the time so coach

so coach he's got a million of them bro Oh my God. Just living and dying by those. Hey, how many different ways can a coach try to motivate people? You know, I mean, I got to tip my cap to him because they keep trying to come up with things. But you're almost running out. What do you say to these people?

What do you say to your team? Nobody wants to do anything. Coaches are just trying, trying so hard. Writing stuff on the walls, dude, in the locker room just to get anybody to do anything. Just, Jesus. Be aggressive. If you ever see a college locker room, there's just words everywhere. Attack.

Excellence. Just, yeah, all the adjectives they wanted to be described as. Hungry. Attack with an, I always won with an exclamation point. All the other words just have a single word. Then there's one that will have the exclamation point. Win! Dude, it's always win.

I'm like, no shit. Win. B-500. Okay. Hey, best one ever though. Best one ever. Not a reminiscent local podcast. Ron Colley Blockhouse, Circa 08.

Three and seven, question mark. Oh, that was a... Who wrote that? I feel like that's what we would do. Bro, I don't know. It might have been the senior class. It might have been sombo. I don't know.

But I just never forget. There was a bunch of those different words painted. And then there was just because the year before you guys went three and seven. And so it was just three and seven question mark? Like, that's acceptable. we have a higher standard than three and seven I kind of think that was us that did that because we were doing some like non-traditional things

because like you know the senior class every year gets to redo you were there so you're just like you know not Twitter bird yeah like okay not homepage crib I could not wait to redo the inside of the blockhouse it was like the reason I played football it's like yo when I was a freshman I was like yo

when I'm a senior, this whole place is going to change. And I'm not talking about the culture. I'm just repainting the inside of the locker room. Yeah. Couldn't wait. First day, stepped in there, just repainted all over this like Jesus crucifix thing. I was like, absolutely not. I was like, yo, this is the weirdest thing to have in here.

Yeah, 2008 instead of that, you just put a, you just put a picture of. Trappaholics. Yeah. No, it's just Troy Palomalo flying over the line of scrimmage. That's what I'm talking. about right there. Oh shit. Yeah,

those different words. I was watching a, something showed up on ESPN or SEC network or something. And it was, an inside access look at Florida, Florida football. I would watch that until I did.

There's their new coach, Summerall or whoever. And they had the footage of him talking to the guys, after practice and it was just, you know, it wasn't bad, but to my point, it was just, hey, every day, are we got to come out here, every day,

it's got to be at this level. It's got to be at a championship level. It can't be right here. We can't be middle and around every day. It's got to be a championship level. Just like, dude, every, I mean, these guys, it's just the same. You got, it's just regurgitated time and time again.

Can't get enough of it. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Yeah, so we got the Discord. Join that. We threw in the Discord. This is, again, like we said, a little bit of early access stuff that maybe people will get over there on the Discord channel and that community. We threw in there a little flyer, a little promo for Indiana Land 500.

Now we talked about it last week, but they saw it first. And so just a reminder again, Discord saw at first. Just a reminder again, May 23rd, 2 to 6, downtown Indianapolis, 10 roof, me, Johnson, DJ Seabuck. Who knows will show up, you know? I mean, we've had, we've had NFL players show up before. We've had NBA players, probably race car drivers. Who knows? People show up.

Me and Ben were talking. And he was like, yeah, I mean, because I saw the different drink recommendations you guys have. Great. Absolutely awesome. Definitely taking into consideration. Palomalo punch. Oh. He was like, yeah, I don't know how much a clubhouse will go.

I was like, one, you have plenty of clubhouse who's local to Indy. But two, again, like we said last week, and we'll continue to say, like clubhouse travels. So, yeah, maybe five of you, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was like 35 of you. So just reminded you again, put it on the calendar. If you can make it, make it, we'll party. We'll have fun.

It'd be a great time. So Indiana and drink names. We need to think of those right now. Palomalu Punch. Flacco fluid. We got to have like honey, huntie. Or just the Humpty.

That's got to be there. The hunting. Also, Hunty table is just waters. No, me and Ben did talk about the hydration station. Oh, my. It's just a table of three Gatorade coolers.

The way, the one where you press that button. That shit comes out so fast. You're like, oh, Man, yeah. I got about two seconds. So coaches yelling at me.

No cups. You just got a drink from the actual spout of the Gatorade cooler. That was crazy to me. I was like, I didn't expect us to have cups, but like every single guy on our team like awkwardly going up to this gatorade thing. Yeah. In full pads, dude.

And some people wouldn't even take their helmet off. I talk. Freshman football. Yeah, who wouldn't take their helmet off? Gerbach. Gerbach wouldn't take his helmet off. Stay strapped up! You kiss-ass, Gerbach.

Shut up. Gerbach was born to be a captain, dude. He was the guy that was a captain on your freshman team that you did. You're like, him? You know, there's always a captain on your freshman football team, and you're like, I didn't even, I didn't even know if he was going to play or not. Maybe it's me. No, it's me.

That was my bed. We didn't go out there. and my mic went out. My bad. My bad. We're all good. Everything was, it was,

I mean, he did it absolutely 100% to the T the way the coach wanted to do it. It wasn't a jog to the drill. It was an absolute sprint. He's first in line.

Never took the helmet off. Never even unstrapped the helmet until it was, hey, bring it up and then you could take a knee on strap. He barely did it then. That's why Gerbach was a lineback.

That's why Gerbach was a linebacker, but that's also why Gerbach was a captain. Gerbach bringing all the equipment in. For sure. Gerbach. Helmets still on. Running off the field with two bags after practice. He's already kind of bow-legged.

So you're like waddling back and forth. Do we need to pick up the equipment? Like it didn't even cross your mind. You're like, Gerbach's got it, dude. Gar-back's got it. It almost came to a point where you were thankful for Gerbach, but it was kind of detrimental because you're like, we kind of really are lazy

and don't do shit because Gerbach does it all. Just your your tool shed player bro. Gerbach's football drip socks pulled high and tight dude socks pulled high and tight

all the way up. Nike Landshark cleats Oh dude I wasn't going to go with high socks I was going to go with you know what I was picturing just the most notion show ankle socks with like chunky Adidas cleats. Two different socks on. Gerbach socks never matched.

He didn't care. His mom didn't have the patience. Gritty mom. No, but he didn't play football to be, it's not a fashion show. Like he really, he really believed in that. The coaches, that's another reason why the coaches were like, we got to have Gerbach leading the way. You know, Pulitzer Molinaro, they got to, uh, you know,

have their bands and their arms and their arms. their gloves. Plitsey's trying to bring Pfizer out. He's 14. Gerbach's, they're just like, dude, you got to be like Gerbach. We're out here to look good. We're out here to,

to play our ass off. Attack. Ask Gerbach why he plays, you know? His answer, I like hitting people. Yeah, 100%.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing more, nothing less. Nothing more, nothing less there. We're like,

yeah but like it's kind of feels cool like probably like you know girls like yeah a little bit this is pre this is this is this is this is pre summer party gerbach that happens like two or three years later gerbach gerbach at this point he's like you know he's like aniken Skywalker and attack of the clones like before pod may he just like he's just locked and loaded you know he's he's there to he's there to do business and then all of a sudden Podme comes around I hate to see it dude Cut off Gerbach goes to date night

Gerbach so quick And you're just like what happened What happened to our boy I got brought up in Discord What what what what's the What's the storyline for Gerbach After that girl that he followed to college Breaks up with them

Because there's really only two outcomes for Gerbach So like in college Gerbach Post breakup or out of college Gerbach post break up? Pose breakup. In college, because here's what I'm thinking. There's two outcomes. One is what we discussed,

where Gerbach and Sophie are still together, their junior year college. He's super hunty. He's ring shopping. Like it's about to happen. She's like, has her nails done constantly because it could happen at any time she wants to be ready,

you know, for the pictures, for the pictures. For that. That's the one outcome. second one Gerbach follows Sophie they go to school together

have their ups and downs their freshman year but they really like they love each other and they're gonna work through it they're gonna make it happen but then like summer after freshman year

everybody goes back home Sophie's starting to feel a little bit more free Gerbach starts hanging on tighter right God don't do that don't do that Gerbach don't bro

play it cool oh no all of a sudden get a little desperate Gerbach starts getting a little desp. You're starting to see Sophie pop up. She's posting pictures of just herself on Instagram. Wait a second.

When you start to sniff out a girl that's about to get out of a relationship on Instagram, man, isn't it so obvious? Hey, Gerbach starts. You just see one picture and you're like, oh, what happened to them, you know? You're like, uh, selfie's on the market. Trading block. You're talking to each other. You're talking to each other.

you're like has Gerbach been hitting you up a little bit more recently? Like yeah actually funny you said that because like you know he's just so locked in

but kind of recently he's been like wanting to do a little bit more stuff yeah like now that you say that and then you see that you're like oh Gerbach sent me a what you on last Friday night

and I just like blew it off because he never he always flakes for Sophie so I was just like whatever thought so Sophie has been like, I don't know, on a family vacation or visiting her aunt somewhere or something, you know. We go back out of night. He had a bye week.

Gerbach got a bye week. And we were just. So then that's why. So then they go back to school their sophomore year. And by this point, Sophie's got a fake ID. Sophie wants to go out. Oh, no, dude. Sophie, hey, here's a plot twist.

Sophie got him out of playing football in college. Sophie, getting a little too close with the football. house at school. I was thinking the basketball house. Oh, yeah. No, hold up, hold up, hold up. The baseball house. No, don't say it.

What the hell? Sophie's been hanging out at the baseball house with her new friend group. Let's just go to this party. Oh, man. But then, hey, post another picture. She's like, you know, in the outfield at the baseball stadium, you know, just her.

comment from the shortstop on the baseball team. Hey, what's he say? What's he say? Something so cryptic. Something like, something like, something just like, okay, okay. That's it. Not, not anything overtly like fire emojis or like, just something that you're like, I'm so done. Gerbach punching the fucking hole in a wall.

You're the biggest hold of one I've ever seen at his college house. Picture of Sophie in the back of a truck pulled up in the outfield. Comment. Our number one fan or something. You're like, oh, no. Yeah, it's like day drink at the baseball house. Oh, wearing the jersey. Oversized jersey.

Looks hotter than ever. You're like, dude. Then me and you, though, we're like, oh, like, I hope Gerbach's taking this. All right, man. know they're pretty serious. It's so over. So over, bro. Then you see Gerbach at like, you see him at like a local college bar, like B-dubs or something.

And he's just down and out. He's like there by himself. You're like, B-dubs. Got to me the saddest place in the history of the world is B-dubs, dude. You're going to beatups when there's not a lot of people in there. You're like, okay. Uh-huh. Can I get this to go?

The smell of beat-ups when no one's there. You're like, just smells like, just smells like your girlfriend broke up with you for the shortstop. That really is where every guy goes after the girlfriend breaks up with them, beat-ups. So then from that point, then from that point,

it really crumbles. And like, like she's fully, you know it's over. And like Gerbach's trying to tell you that like, no, we might like she's, you know, she's just like, she's like, what's to. Gerbach's going to go, go, Gerbach's going to the baseball house to like hang out with her still. He's hanging on. Hey, we're going to this party.

Like, you can come if you want, Sophie. Gerbach goes with her to the baseball house. Hey, gets in a fight. Oh yeah. For sure. That's what I was going to say. Something. Something.

Something horrible happens, a total breakdown by Gerbach. He gets blitzed out of his mind. It starts to show up like freshman sophomore year. Like I just like hitting people. Gerbach starts showing up again. Like the bowl has been unleashed. This is no longer, there's no longer Aeropausal comb over hunting.

Or we have reverted back. We've come full 180 or full 360, full circle here to the evolution of Gerbach. We're getting our girl back, Bach. So we're not, we're like not too mad about it. You're like, oh, dude, that was that I heard about that. That was not good. You know, because he gets like kicked out, probably gets a shit kicked out of him.

Probably hurts another kid, like puts him in the hospital. But then he's just outnumbered in a situation like that. So he gets hurt. He hurts somebody. Legal issues. So he's kind of just going off the deep end. He's got a huge cut on his hand because it went through the coffee table. glass coffee table

or not the glass coffee table but he like maybe he had like a 40 like a glass 40 and he like slammed it over some baseball player's head I was talking shit to him about Sophie and torn open wrapped up next time you see him

what happened bro I was moving furniture and smash my hand in the door make something up lies but your other buddy's over there is like I'll tell you later you know text you that's not what happened. I'll tell you when Gerbach leaves.

He tried to steal the third baseman's dip and they got in a fight. He saw Sophie sitting on the lap of the shortstop and it just set him off. Oh my God. Why is it so real? Why is it a baseball house a reality TV show? Dude, let's make a, let's produce a reality TV show and just call it the baseball house. Baseball house? Oh, my God.

Just every guy. every guy my hair yeah my hair my hair your body bluest eyes

you ever seen okay get why you're a dick fine so many so many accessories like tall for no reason

too I'm like you should not be six four like dude I hate I hate him guys are tall

for no reason I'm like God he's tall but he also runs like a 5-760 yard dash you're like

oh God oh, okay. So you're just the best athlete of all time. His shoulders, too. They should have been on Mel's best shoulders. Hey, he's got your necklace on, no shirt, backwards baseball hat. Biggest sunglasses you've ever seen. But they're not aviators. They're like the baseball.

He's wearing his baseball sunglasses. Always. Just like leaning on a, leaning on his wood bat. Why is he always a transfer from a D1 school to? I try to. Oh, I can't. Play that Missouri, but... He wasn't feeling it.

He uses his bat to, like, direct orders at the party. You just see him in the corner, and he's just like, you, you're a fucking pussy. No, you're a, no, okay, set this up. You two, stop being a bitch and set this up. Just use that as, like, his orchestrator. Dude, but you know what? I hate to say it.

Sorry, brippy girls. Sorry, ladies. The villain arc here is kind of on Sophie. Oh, yeah, but nobody will say that. You know what I mean? No, no one's changed. She transformed him. She transformed him, shaped him into this guy that was at the prom pictures and they got professional prom pictures.

This is every girl. They didn't come. They didn't come. Gerbach didn't come to our, we had like 12 different guys in their dates, you know, out by the pool getting pictures like all just fucking around. His mom got, you know, Kudoba catering in for like whatever before we go to prom. Cool. Gerbach didn't come because him and Sophie had to go to like a park. just them to and do like basically engagement photos for prom.

Because that's what, hey, that's what. Gerbach's sideburns. Because that's what Sophie wanted, right? They had this whole, they had dual graduation parties. Whoa. Oh, no. God. What a setup for failure.

Dual graduation parties. Guy and girl couple. Hey, so you're proposing? or what's that happened before? Yeah. Guy and girl? Yeah. Oh, I would kill myself.

No way. Dude, the graduation parties that were like a triple threat and it was all your boys, maybe one of them, not so much, like their cousin.

You know? It's like, oh, that graduation party's about to be heat. You know, you like get the invite. Oh, it's at German park too.

Dude. Like, we know, we know the lake. in the land? I didn't even think you got invited to mine. You just showed up. I would never, yeah.

Because it was, it was just, it was like the Avengers. It was like me. It was like five of us. That's hard, dude. That's why,

damn, I wish I would have had a graduation party like that. I don't think I even had one. Oh, yeah. I honestly don't think I even had one. And if I did, I realized it like the two hours before

we were supposed to do it. I was like, oh, we're supposed to be doing that. Like, my mom was probably like, damn, no one really cared. But the people that had like a really planned out graduation party, I was like, this is kind of sick, dude. Yeah. They get tired. So they get redundant. They get redundant. No, they don't. Because the people, like, the people make it cool. Like, what were you saying? You had like five of the homies? Yeah. Not a, not a local, but it was me Andy Ward Jordan Reeser

David Heckman and Anthony hometown names dude and Anthony Milton and Dan Lalk was probably there because of Heckman

yes ha ha not an OLG podcast hey there might be some of these people in the discord for everybody

just saying everybody they're better be disclosed but I'm just saying some of these characters they might be in there with you

Dude, I love the fake names in the Discord. Hey, right now, Zoo Kid. I'll never forget. They're so sick. At the Chicago Live Show after party, the Boston Boys, like their second question to me. Man, I really thought Jordan Reeser was going to come. Dude, I love shit like that. Hey, in the comments, give me your best hometown name.

Your hometown's friend's name. Because I feel like you all listen to you're like, those are fake. people. They're not. But like if I heard your guys' hometown friends names, I'd be like It's got to be a fake guy. I'd be like Chris Skidmore? What? Skidmore. Yeah, we call them shitmore in high school.

Hey, football coach just called them. Skiddy. Skiddy! Skiddy, bring in the cooler. Skiddy. Dude, that's pretty that's a pretty good one. If I was a coach, I'd be ripping Skiddy. Staddy's heart nose No, I'm sorry

I was just going to complete the Sophie villain arc here Because she did all that It was all her plan She really wanted And he fell for it Like he fell in love with her He was full in

It happened big time You know She's feeding them all these lines About what's going to happen In their future And they're talking about naming their babies Already and everything And then you know

She goes to freshman She has to walk back A whole lot of promises she couldn't keep But my man Gerbach, he don't know. You know, like I'm sure his dad maybe, you know, like any good dad would be like, hey, son, like, this is great. But just, you know, probably when you go to college, some things might change. There's a whole different world out there. Keep an open mind, I love her, but I love her, dad.

You know, that kind of thing. So then it all starts to happen. And then like when Gerbach's really upset and it's like, Sophie, what are you doing? Like, we had this, we're planning this. And you know, you know. I just like not ready for all that All right Like it's just a lot

And like I just want to do what I fucking want to do Gerbach was locked in So if he kind of a piece of shit Sofi kind of a It's a little this time So hey you know And those outcomes but then okay So then he gets broken up with

You know he goes through a pretty dark time My battle with some booze problems You know maybe he drops out of school You know, maybe it gets, it gets dark for Gerbach. But then, you know, I think, I like to think on the other side, like, you see him, maybe you fall off with Gerbach, but then, like, you see him post college, like, three or four years post college. And, like, he's running the shit for a true green for, yeah, for true green or like a steel management company.

And he's high up and he's got like three kids with this girl that he randomly met like a meat cute at a bar. And you're like, dude, you look good. She looks so much better than she looks so much better than Sophie, you know. Oh, you look up Sophie now. You're like, man, Gerbach, I think you got the last laugh. Sophie's a mess, dude. Yeah, she's she's working for an MLM, posting stuff on Facebook way too much. Hey, but Gerbach, hey, he's just Sophie, gained a couple LBs.

Gerbach's new girl though You're like bro you you scored Hey no you know where they met At 45 Yeah we're just doing the agility ladder Hey what's her name Hey Bree We and Bree we met doing burpees

It's like Yeah Gerbaugh this is this is how This is how it had to come to be He had to fight through He was in a dark bad place starts to get his life together, working, starts to join a gym, wants to get, you know, a little thinner because Gerbach was losing himself a little bit,

a little thinner meets, meets Bree. They have three kids and a big old house on land. Yo, on land, out there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, damn. He's like, yeah, dude, you should come down sometime. We'll start a fire, maybe go out on the, on the, on the, on the, um, Trail.

Trail? Girl box got a trail Gerbach's back dude he's happy he's happy such a you can tell just such a weight is lifted off of just getting rid of all the the Sophie stuff because of course Sophie didn't end up with the shortstop from the baseball team

you know like that didn't work out Sophie's down bad so there it is and all you can do all you can do is just you have the biggest smile on your face and you just can't help but just keep it grabbing his shoulders going good for you man that's awesome good for you mm-hmm still got dip in his back pocket yeah he's back met he comes all the way around met a girl doesn't care mm-mm yeah do what you do whatever you want

huh it's one of his vices you know dude brie's so cool keep saying that to him yeah yeah yeah I lucked out three kids his oldest kid already has like a spiked mohawk seven years old just tackling the shit at everybody they're like oh so it's you you go okay we were we're doing the cycle again yellow crusty ankle socks for him too you gotta leave his house though you gotta leave uh you gotta leave gerbach's house early because he's like I got true green tomorrow at eight I gotta get in team man it team lead yeah but he's running shit like Gerbach back to almost having a nice haircut, some good golf polos.

Oh, dude, Gerbach's got that every five days haircut. He might have a hard part. He doesn't have to get out there and use his hands anymore. He uses his hands directing people on what to do. Good for you, man. Yeah, so Discord asked, they've been waiting for the other half of the Gerbach story. And I think we laid it out pretty well there. Gerbach's back.

Carbox's back with Bree and dip, dude. Yes. The trials we must all go through, you know? It's like, I think about it with my son sometimes. I'm like, man, one day he's going to like, he's going to have to face some shit like that. And I'm just going to have to, I'm just going to have to, you know, be there for him and hope he finds his merry way. You got to warn him like every dad does. Like when you have a girlfriend in high school.

Hey, just get ready. Things might change in college. You know, every day. You hear some dad's voice say that. My high school girlfriend, her dad. You guys don't really love each other. I was like, I was like he's kind of got a point, yo. Dude, after he said that, everything changed for me.

I was like, he's right. Thank God. Wow. Oh, you got to have a real one step in. That's what's so crazy. Like, I'm so jealous, like my brother-in-law. on my wife's side. He went through high school on Skath.

Didn't have a girlfriend. That's amazing to me. Would go on dates, would take, like, you know, girls to prom and homecoming, whatever. But, like, he was the quarterback of the football team. Just like, I like hanging out, doing what I want to do and focus on football. And I know all that's just going to be a bunch of bullshit.

And, like, now he's engaged and, you know, to a very nice lady. And, you know, it all worked out with him. like, God, the amount of, God, if I could just, if I had literally, I think if I had one thing that I could pick for my son and daughter for that matter, if I could say this is one thing that's guaranteed that's going to happen, that I can guarantee is going to happen for the betterment of their future. I'd say neither of them are interested in dating in high school.

What kind of mindset is that? I felt like I had to have a girlfriend in high school. I thought it was like part of the whole thing. I have to have a, I have to get a girl. girlfriend in high school. Like that that is like what going to high school is. Yeah, I have to like go to her locker and like for sure.

With her. Play football. Have a girlfriend. I was like, that's what high school is. Have a car. Maybe. Yeah.

Have a car. Your senior year only because your mom won't buy you on. Not a high school podcast. Wait. So they literally just like talk about bullshit from their high school days 15 years ago every week. For 38 minutes into the podcast. All right.

Let's get to some Mel's best available. We did shoulders last time around. We saw, I'm trying to remember who it was on Instagram. I apologize. I'm blanking off the top. But you'll know who it is. This is a submission from a clubhouse member. And I figured we could run with it because we're heading into party time.

We're heading into, I'm going down to Austin, Texas this week. week, not for a bachelor party, but to see one of my boys that was on my bachelor party who lives down there. Oh. Yeah. Just a guy's trip? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So any Austin or surrounding area clubhouse, uh, hit my line.

You, me, my buddy, and some UT baseball. You guys go into a game? Yeah. So Texas plays Alabama at home and baseball. So I think we're going to go check that out. Yo, what's the fit look like? Dude, I don't know. It's gonna be hot as shit.

Vince Young Black Jersey. I'm pit. I'm like, see, you know, I'm gonna buy some stupid shit down there for sure. That's a best, that's your best quality. First, first stop. First stop in all center. Like, yo, Coxy. This is his nickname, of course.

Coxie, can we hit a vintage store around here somewhere? Even a Goodwill will do. Longhorns. Crazy UT. Longhorns, baseball pop-up. tent. Give me all you got, dude. All of a sudden, the biggest

Texas baseball fan of yours in your life? Immediately just Google search Jordan Shipley jerseys near me. That's what I'm saying. That's the coolest thing. Just deck out. See, but what the problem is, is that, like, I'll be with

Coxie and he is a way more frugal dude. Whereas when I'm with you in Chicago or Wrigley, before the live show first thing gotta get that black jacket buy that hard bro

guy pulls up to a Texas baseball game with a Colt McCoy QB wrist I don't know $518 on eBay still got the plays in it why is that dude wearing a Lymus

Swede jersey still a little still holding out for him to make it with the Steelers Bro, me too. Such a what if. Mel's best available, guys that didn't pan out. Lime is sweet, bro.

When the Steelers drafted, lime is sweet. I was like, oh, what round was that? That was so hard. First round? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that he's the reason that the Steelers kind of shy away from drafting wide receivers in the first round now. Second round.

Okay. That basically the first. Second round. Yeah, San Antonio Holmes was the last first round. receiver the Steelers took. But who was their first round pick that year? The Steelers in 2008?

Richard Mindenhall. Fumbling problem, right? A little ball security problem. Not no, a pod, but fumbling problem. But God, dang. Body. Yeah, footwork. Doing the hip-hop classes.

What number of those line is sweet on the Steelers? 14. Because he's number four in college, so he just did the, well, I can't be that. At that time, give me the one four.

Lime is sweet. Hey, so cold. He's a Super Bowl champion. He had that big block in the AFC championship. You know. Yeah.

Whatever. Yeah, so hit my line. We're going there. But all is that to say, Mel's best available Bachelor Party locations. Location,

station, station, say you know about these locations bachelor party locations mel's best available you first yep me first feel like it's just a clear cut number one like don't don't overthink it one of those where you start being like i don't know here's some reports that could go left tackle or something it's like dude don't just take the quarterback take number one you got to do it it's the franchise play you got to best available las vegas wow for location i mean but To be fair, you know, it's like, it's not unlike any other prospect, you know.

Only every once in a while do you have the Andrew Lux, the John Elways. But, you know, even Peyton Manning, there was, you know, concerns about his footwork and his athleticism and Kenny won the big game. You know, Fernando Mendoza, is he a game changer? Is he just like a Kirk Cousins like type? You know, there's those kind of questions. Still number one, one overall. But I think if you're looking at, like, what would the downsides of Vegas be super pricey? then you have to do it right where like you can't be there for like way too long you need to you need to get in there on like a

yeah you need to get in there on like a Friday night and you need to leave like Sunday night or something like that just jam it all in but boom for while you're there for that 40 hours 48 hours whatever it is it's going to be awesome weather's going to be perfect got to have a plan you're going to have a plan but I think just you put everything together one one overall it's got to be Vegas it's yeah that is like the top Q being the draft Vegas is so Blaine Gabbert, you know. I don't think Blaine Gabbard because like Vegas isn't missing that much.

Like I said, it's like, it's one of those that, you know, you go Peyton Manning, Ryan leave. Yeah, Peyton,

they each have kind of have some, some questions about them, right? But like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking you think it's good, but doesn't end up being all that. I've only been to one bachelor party there.

and I It was fire or not. Definitely something to write home about. Mel's best available Bachelor party locations

hear me out. Hold on. I got to get this in. This is tremendous coming from the guy who's never been on a bachelor party. So I want to get that

out there for clubhouse. I didn't know what to do when this came up. All right. Bachelor party locations. hometown play it close to home a go-karting twin peaks you're trying to keep your fiance happy the homies go to your basement at a safe house video games all night is this a bachelor party or a birthday party in 2012 when you're turning 19 either way interchangeable it's what

I want to do. All right. Keep it at home. Save money. People are, all right, yeah. It's like a thing, you know, it's not like a big burden on anybody. Yeah. True.

That's a big aspect I think needs to be taken into consideration way more than it does. Than it is now at this point in time. Now people are asking like guys to go to Cancun for five days. I'm like, what are we doing? This isn't spring break with my family. Like, okay. you're getting married, dude. Let's go get drunk somewhere and hang out for like 36 hours.

Walk in at the homie's house. Yeah, I mean, I had that. I had a staycation on my list. Now it's off. It's off my board. Dang. What else does you have on there? I mean, we're still going.

No, no, no. On the staycation one, did you have like, what were you thinking? No, I mean, I've been in like, like my brother-in-law, my sister's husband did one.

My uncle did one like that. We're like, yeah, you do some bullshit like a, You do like a pickle peddler or something, right? Downtown. Maybe go get some wings or some grubs somewhere. Then you just hit the local bars for a bit. You stay somewhere.

Maybe downtown like an Airbnb. Maybe hit an Indians game, not a local podcast. Hey, fireworks. I mean, there's options, right? And you're like, cool. Yeah, like, all right. So it's not like crazy. Maybe it's not like something that people write movies about, you know?

Duable, but like it's a great nine out. Yeah, cool. All right. So we got Vegas. We got the hometown. I'm going to go. It's my best available here. So my best available, Bachelor Party location, second overall.

Rigleyville. Specifically, Wrigleyville. This is what I did for my Bachelor Party. I think even if you aren't a Cubs fan or you don't have a whole bunch of people who are Cubs fans in your group, still got everything you could possibly want more. Because it's wrapped around a ballgame, right? Maybe you go to the rooftop. Maybe you go sit in the bleachers at a ballgame at one.

20 on a Saturday day in June and you're getting blasted out there. Still a good time. It gives a show what's going on in the field. Baseball games aren't for baseball, dude. No. It's for everything else. It's for everything else. Get the snakes going and the bleachers.

You know, take your shirt off maybe. Start hollering at people. Right field sucks. Like, just go, man. Just have at it, right? Or if you're doing a rooftop, I mean, this is what we did for my bachelor party. The rooftop was sick, so fun, food, drink, perfect views, amazing. And then afterwards, it's just like one of the best party places is in the country.

I mean, you just have nothing but bars lining up and down the streets. And you know what? All things considered, decently affordable. And you're not staying in Wrigleyville for three days. Like, again, you're getting in on a Friday afternoon. you're leaving Sunday morning. You have two nights there. You hit Wrigleyville, the different bars,

plenty of bars to go around, hit a ball game once or twice. Bada boom. Out of there. God, what a trip, you know. Staying in the Airbnb, like above the stadium, that one? Or the one where you can, like, see the Cubs play. Sure, yeah, get something like that.

But even then, like, yeah, you're probably having like 15, 16 guys, not that crazy to split amongst all yourselves. right 15 guys yeah yo that's a ton of guys you didn't do that did you count a shit ton on mine 15 bro because I was I was like run seven on seven I was like one of the first so when you're when you're one of the first you know you feel like everything you feel like everybody's doing it with you because that's actually that's actually a move yeah because nobody's done it yet so like at and as younger so at that time of my

life that there was a handful of like what I would say now fringe friends that was closer with because I had less shit going on so I was like yeah dude come you know and then I had like my dad and my brother-in-law and my future brother-in-law's and my like I was like let's all gone dude I don't want it to be a fucking huge thing let's go um yeah so that's that's got to come off the board for me I think all things considered easy to get even if you got a buddy that lives in like Texas or like Colorado. Plenty of flights to Chicago. Yeah, right there.

Direct flight. It was easy. Just hopped on, hopped off. Mm-hmm. I can't wait to see what's next for you. Okay. Mills best available bachelor party locations.

Might be a little off the grid here. You and your boys have always wanted to do this. You're making it happen for him this weekend. you're going to college game day at East Lansing you'd pick a random spot random game you've always wanted to do it Michigan State's playing Wisconsin at home overcast you get a hotel

let's just see what's all about you and six of the homies waking up early everything's cheap as shit who cares like your Airbnb is you're like, you're like, $248 a night. Like,

you owe me $75 to the Airbnb. Like a night? Like, no, total. Go to the game, how the time of your life. When your homies went to one of the schools,

he's all about it. Sure. Yeah. Get some shit talking going on. You know, he, you wear the opposite, you know what I mean?

Like you wear the opposite school, just to mess with your buddy. Also, you have all those college bars that you go to. You walk out of that. You get 17 drinks. You walk out of there.

Tab, $38. Just at the weirdest, like, you know, college bars are just named something you'd never think they'd be named. You're like, that's the popular one? Howards? It's always something like that. And you're like, what does that have to do with Michigan State? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The green pickle. Sure. I mean, whatever. Line wrapped. Oh my God, three floors. Is this thing going to collapse? Gets crazy up there at night, dude.

Mateen Cleaves was in there last week. Are you serious? We're going. Is he going to be there this week? Probably not. We're still going. Where is he sitting? I want to sit there.

The Matine Cleves booth. Just chilling in it. Oh, my God. Bro, I got so blacked out in the is zone at Howard's. Let's go. I want to go right now. now. Bro, that'd be so sick.

Hey, that's just, you know what? We'll just do this with the clubhouse. We'll just pick a random, a random Big Ten location. Well, location. Well, I'll just go to a tailgate up there.

Like I said, I threw in the Discord, I said, we should all go to a random high school football game. I'll wear Michael Myers' outfits. Now, let's go to,

I said, that was my goal. We just get a bunch of us to show up to like plainfield. We're all in there. Wouldn't that be, oh my God. If I was on that team,

and I saw just 25 dudes wearing Michael Myers suits and the ass in the crowd. Let's do this. Let's just make it. Let's go to East Lansing in October, like the last weekend of October before Halloween. You know what it's going to be.

And everybody wears Michael Myers' outfits and we tailgate up there. And then we go to Howard's with Mateen Cleaves. We have a once-a-year clubhouse bachelor party. Oh, that's what I was thinking. Clubhouse Bachelor party. all everybody's wife what the hell like they can't they can't even get mad though

because it's like not a high-stakes situation for a wife to get mad like we're not going to Vegas yeah we're not going to South Beach we're not going to Coachella we're just hitting B-dubs and East Lansing dude that'd be so fun

bring your raincoat all right I'm gonna go with a little bit of a wild card here but I think it has a lot of potential it's not too dissimilar from what you said but like I'm thinking of a different time, a different situation. Mel's best available bachelor party locations. Just give me an underrated Midwestern city in the summer. I like this a lot.

So like if your boy, if you're, if you're, if you're, if your home is just like, yeah, dude, we're just going to go to, uh, Milwaukee for the weekend. Why don't want to live in Milwaukee? So bad, deep down. Hey, we're going to go to, uh, we're going to go to, uh, we're going to go to Lexington. I know it doesn't seem, but like it's actually pretty cool spot you look up like the different shit to do. Like, oh wow, they do have a cool strip of bars and like you go see some horse shit and like, all right. Yeah, cool. Go there.

You're like, I think I want to move there after that weekend. Oh, yeah. Those low-key cities in the Midwest hit so different. Like Cincinnati, you know, of course, a ball games. Ball games probably tied in there too, but like they have a casino right across the way. They have like river boats. solid little bar scene, maybe had a comedy show or something, they were like,

all right, yeah, cool. Everything's cost effective. So doable. Yeah, we're going to Minneapolis. What? Just give me one of those. I know you're going to say, well, you just did Chicago. That's not, it's Chicago.

It's Chicago. It's Rigglyville. Yeah, it's like a big deal. But a low-key Midwestern town. You ever just going to hit them all? Louisville? Fourth Street? Cool.

Louisville bats game? Fun. Louisville Slugger Museum Tour during the day. That's cool. They got beers there. You can walk and talk with beers. Great. Smells amazing in there.

Everybody gets their own Louisville slugger bat. Name carved into it. What? You get the real one and you also get the beer, the beer bat. Doing that on Fourth Street. Dizzy bad on Fourth Street. Somebody breaks their bat over like a car or something like that for sure. hopefully

all right you got one more yeah Mel's best available bachelor parties not having one hey just said I couldn't I couldn't pull off

nobody's mad nobody you don't have one nobody's mad everybody's like hey bro I'll see you at the wedding you know what I mean like no way everybody's mad

everybody's mad you're the only one not mad everybody's mad because nobody wants to go to the wedding. Yeah, I guess, but I mean, isn't that already part of it? So they have to.

It's just one last thing to do. Dang, man. Hey, but I'll see you on the wedding. Going to hype for the wedding. I don't know, kind of a relief. Low-key relief. You're an idiot. When you got plans and they fall through,

never felt better. That's funny. I'll at least look funny on the graphic. Just NA Didn't have one What Mel's best available Drop them in the comments

On YouTube Or the Discord Or wherever Probably see it on Instagram You know a deal That's a fun one though I'm getting excited For the clubhouse

Bachelor party in East Lansing Gosh Start looking at the schedule Picking out games I'm just going to do that right now actually On air Hey, uh,

Blake, can you go ahead and look that up for me? Blake's looking it up for me. Blake's our fake producer. Connor Cook, Michigan State jersey with like a see-through poncho over the top. Bachelor party fits. Oh, dude. I've got it.

Saturday, October 17th. Oh, I just got the chills, bro. I just got the chills. The Michigan State Spartans, welcome in. the Northwestern Wildcats Tough not to cheer for the cats a little bit Hey hey Get back for the Pat Fitzgerald Bull

Come on He's the head coach at Michigan State now Oh no uh Yeah Dang God Northwestern such an underachieving Big Ten school Or are they overachieving

They used to be kind of dangerous. Northwestern used to be a team you were kind of back in the day bro. I was like god, I hope they don't. Northwestern kind of a sneaky good team. A couple sneaky game day pop-ups there where they be on the shore and Lake Michigan. Only against Ohio State. That's the only way ESPN was going. Northwestern, dude, nobody, I feel like nobody talks about Northwestern. They're about to get that cool stadium right in the water. Purple and black. Yeah. Kind of contract.

Like, I don't know. It works, but at the same time, I'm like, it's a lot of dark. It's so dark, man. Like when they go with black uniforms and have the purple accents, I'm like, man, can we clash it up a little bit? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Like it. Let's get to the clubhouse here.

Unless you got, what do you got? You got an AFC or anything or dripping or tripping this week? No, we should pull one from the Discord, though. Been some heat. God dang. Insane. Insane. Insane stuff.

Pictures of Mike Miller. That's all I need to see. Got a Jerry Porter drop this morning. Happy Sunday morning. Hope Jerry Porter's doing well. It's like this is it. Appleby's AFC, TGA Fridays, NFC? I like.

Kind of both AFC. My favorite ones are like going. It's just like a real life shit. Like taking a shit. NFC Pissing AFC Those are the best

Dropping a deuce The most NFC thing Of all time Blond's NFC Burnett's AFC That's crazy Are we sure about that? I thought I had it flipped

Is that rage bait Blond's NFC Bro, I don't know about that Cold pizza NFC Reheated pizza AFC Yeah that's true Yeah anything cold cold is NFC.

Just putting that out there. That's not really good one. Somebody put it in there that Johnson's AFC and I'm NFC. Ben's AFC or Ben's AFC and I'm NFC. Makes sense. Microwave NFC air fryer

AFC? Dude, oven is so NFC to me. Old school, preheat it. Do it the right way. Yeah, it takes a little a little bit more of three yards in a cloud of Dust. It takes a little bit more time.

Big payoff. Hey, would that, if oven is NFC, would that make stovetop AFC? I think it's just that microwave would be AFC. Microwave AFC. Because, like, you know, you're trying to make some frozen food? You're like, I want it quick? Do I want it better? A little bit of a quick strike offense.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's fun. Microwave AFC. They don't know. Let's do a few clubhouse here. Team these guys at gmail.com.

Let's go to our guy, Will, saw this pop in here. It says Toby Gerhardt. Will says, hey, Benny and Joey, I'm extremely excited to announce that my wife and I will be welcoming a burpee boy to the clubhouse in August. It is our first child. We couldn't be more excited. Also want to get your thoughts on this.

Being a boy dad is so AFC. Being a girl dad is so NFC. Mm-hmm. Well, well, congrats to you and the burpee girl, Mrs. Clubhouse there. They were two front road in Chicago, showed up like two hours before the show. Oh, I love them. So congrats, that's amazing. That's when my baby boy was born, August.

Don't want to get too emotional, but start talking about your boy and then you'll start welling up. But, yeah, you know all the cliché shit. It's the best. But all right, you said you agree with boy dad AFC girl. at NFC, why? I don't know. I don't disagree. I just want to hear the thought process.

Now I kind of don't know. Because I feel like, I don't know, that's a tough one. Oh, okay, maybe I got it. A little bit more defensive, a little bit more protective around the girl, defense, Monsters of the Midway, NFC. I'm trying to figure out why Boy Dad would be AFC. Boy Dad's a little bit, you know, AFCs is the amount. American football conference. Boy, Dad, it's like you're out in front yard, throwing the baseball.

Exactly. I'm thinking, yeah. White picket fence, taking them to the ball game. Back and roll with that. Now, the real question, Will, is I thought what I thought you were going to say, and the real question becomes, what do we name it? What do we name in the baby? Baby names, clubhouse baby names. What did you name your baby? Just all one word, DeMarco Murray. Just sounded elegant. Just 49ers Brandon Lloyd. Dunk contest, Stromyle Swift is his whole first name. 49ers, Brandon Lloyd.

Silky jersey mellow? Silky jersey. Okay. Is mellow his middle name or the person at the child services thing like writing down the name for your baby. Okay and his first name if you could spell it out for me. Well, not really sure about the spelling, but it is freshman year. Arilius Ben. Do you want to go Frosh? Frosh year? Oh, man. Do you have any backup picks? Yeah, the next one is my sister has a crush on Jason C. Horn. Horn Giants. Why? Why are you so long? Oh,

wow. Congrats. Yeah. You guys done? You're thinking about number two? Yeah. Thinking number two, actually,

she's pregnant. So, wow, good names. Yeah, thinking MNF booth Dennis Miller. Yeah.

What is that such a moment? it, bro. Everybody in the world was there. Everybody in the world. Hey, it was because you either hated it or you loved it. I didn't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't talk about Dennis Miller on Monday night football. Okay. Yeah. Good comedian on there? Yeah. Okay. My ass.

I couldn't decide if I liked it or didn't like it. Well, yeah, you were like 10. I know, but I was. just like, I think he bombed, but it was still like good, you know? I think that I think he made the top 10 the next morning on sports. You would like it. Like it would be all, it's so you now because you always just like, yeah, just like switch it up, dog, you know, like something different.

Yeah. Dennis Miller, MNF, dude. Son's name. MNF. All right, let's go to Paul. Paul says Warren Saps Pogo Stick From Paul Favorite touchdown celebration

Is Warren Saps Pogo Stick dance After catching a touchdown pass against the Falcons With Joe Buck and Collinsworth on the call Most Fox game of all time Then he plays it And it's gonna Blastin that here Oh no it didn't

I got to see this You're probably going to hear any of that could do Or did you hear it? I didn't. Oh, sorry. Everybody in the clubhouse is going to think that the audio went off once you're watching it. But if you're watching it, it's just going to be me. Okay, I know exactly.

I get it. Yeah. Joe Buck. Joe Buck on the call. He just goes, everything's saying run. And it's not a pass to sap. And you think he likes it? That was the call.

And then Collins Earth comes in and goes, oh, the Virgo stick. The Vogel stick. Oh, the Vogel stick. Hold on. I wonder if I can play this. It's just the audio's too good. Big guy sellies, dude. Love it. Thick six. Mell's best available thick six.

Big sixes. Paul goes on to say, saw Benny and Phoenix back in December and froze when he started naming players and I couldn't say Texas Tech for West Welker. Well, haul me for the rest of my life. Love the show. Slide my ass with John Lynch's jockstrap. not a Buccaneers pod that magically fell off when he got jukeed by Barry Sanders.

Do you remember that? So you yelled out West Welker and he Paul had it. It's a tough one. In the moment, it's a tough one, yeah. All those guys are together. Danny Mandola, Julian Edelman, Wes Walker. You're like, did they all go? Same guy?

Yeah. Is that the most same guy of all time? Literally, slown. Danny Amidola, Julian element. Yeah. Same amount of letters in their last name. I'm like, just please. Falcons bucks, pretty NFC. Pretty NFC, yep.

Bucks Rams. Pretty Fox. Yeah. From Michael, all-time RBI leader. Michael says, Longtime First Time, while browsing baseball reference.com, if you know,

you know, looking for Albert Pooleholz and Manny Ramirez career RBI totals, I stumbled upon Cap Anson in fifth place for all-time RBIs. For reference, A-Rod is fourth, and Barry Bonds is sixth.

I never heard of this guy, so of course I had to go down the rabbit hole. Here's some of the stats. Kat played 27 seasons from 1871 to 1897, 2,205 RBIs, 334-Batting average, 7th all-time on the hits list with 3,435. Who's your favorite old-timer still on an all-time list like this? Were they built different? Slap my ass while I snapped Benny a football signed by Mike that my grandma asked him to sign while he was eating dinner at his own restaurant. Max. said for my LG Dare

Damn, what is that? LG Dare. Verizon LG Dare. Dare to be different, dude. From the looks for it, it looks like it has a little bit of a slip, like a slide-up thing. I remember the third slogan for that was Dare to be different. Not a local podcast, not a local podcast, but Joe King got that phone. And he would just slide it up.

Every time be like, dare to be different. Hello? Never got old. Just every time dare to be different. What's up? Just calling out to Slutting. Oh, God. Good phone.

Names like this. Yeah. I mean, I don't have any off the top of my head, but it is always so funny to me. I think I did a sketch about those fears back. Didn't do that well. Whatever. Not mad about it. Still somewhere.

It's like when you're listening, you know, because I watch so many, I watch pretty much every Cubs game. And it's not unlike any other broadcast booths, but all the time, you know, like the broadcasters will be going on about some stats in the fourth inning and they'll bring up the. And here's the all-time leaders in Cubs history. And you'll have, you know, Derek Lee, around with Sammy Sosa, Ryan Sandberg, all the typicals. But then, yeah, somebody from like 1905, you know, like stuffy Johnson will still. we'll get in there. Stuffy Johnson, you know, and like, you know,

then they go riff on and on about, oh, you remember old stuffy? Oh, how could I forget? Yeah. Like, that shit never ceases to make me not laugh.

Just the most weird nicknames and also like nicknames that kind of had to do with the times. You know, it'd be like, oh, Clubfoot Wilson. Yeah, you remember Clubfoot.

Yeah, he had a hard time getting down the line. Silence. Who? Yeah. Why are they talking about that right now? Because it's somebody, they'll show for reference of, you know, Danesby Swanson and his last seven games has done this. And that's comparable to, and they'll pull up the, you know, all-time leaders in Cubs history of this. And inevitably, some guy, some cap anson, some stuffy Johnson will make his way on that list.

Oh, he's talking about somebody. We just have no idea what they're, who they are. Not a clue. Not a clue. Yeah, remember when old Billy White Shoes Johnson? I'm like, dude. Always white shoe.

Yeah, there's always a white shoe. Yeah. Shoals, Billy White Shoes. Billy White Shoes Johnson and Tommy No Sox Stevens.

Okay. That was actually a guy. Billy White Shoes Johnson. You're like, how'd that come to be? I was wore white shoes. They're like, don't we all?

Like, How's he the one that just got to claim white shoes? Were they built different? Yeah, they always were built a little duff. Mani Ramirez, dude. Mm. Uh-huh. Didn't he have all like the like tack stuff on his helmet?

Pine tar. I thought that was so thick. He was, did he pee on the wall? No, you're talking, you're thinking of Moises of Lou peeing on his hands. Somebody like peed on the. Oh, on the green monster No, I think I know what you're talking about now Yeah, Manny did sell, hey, Manny being many

That always did that God, I love, you're right, I love, That was an era, that was a moment in time When people, guys would just have their helmet Beat, shit Uh-huh, especially him, I thought he was the coolest baseball player for probably like five years He was wearing the chains, I thought, baggist jersey,

Baggis jersey, chains, terrible defender But would just feel like, five years. of a hundred foot bombs. Nobody really had dreads like that either, it seems like. And then his helmet, bro, what was it? What is that for? Just so he can hold the bat better? Yeah, so with Pine Tar, you put it on the, you know,

you put it on your, on the handle, the grip of the bat. And then, you know, you have it on your gloves and everything. It's just to, you know, make it to wear obviously, like, it's not a slick and whatnot. But then, yeah, he would have so much of it, be doing this, so much of his helmet. And I think he probably kind of puts them on there just to add to the effect. and came out to that.

Alan Iverson. Alan Iverson of baseball. Oh, I like that. Good comp. Good comp. Well, I mean, he was so likable. I was like, I don't even know who that is, but God, dang. Stocky.

So baggy. The jersey, but like it didn't look bad. It looked like it just was like meant to be that way. But I'm like, if I wore that, I look like an idiot. He had baggy pants, too. Mm-hmm. Yeah, white boys can't pull that off. What was his like, what was his like batting routine?

I think there was something about that too. That wasn't anything too wild. He was big on like, he was one of the first that he would just like pimp a home run and just stare at it. There's that famous picture where he hits it and then he just stands at home plate. I think it's Bill Simmons profile picture.

And he just standing there with his arms up and it's like shot down the first base line so you see all the Red Sox players and dugout going crazy. Forgot about him. All right, not that. Okay. Never mind.

All right. Let's do one more here. From Brian Clubhouse. Subdudes. First time, short time. I just rewatched a pretty glonka video and realize that Ben is the one interviewing the guy. And it blew my freaking mind. That shit makes me crack up every time, especially when he says, like, Frotoback.

I was in a meeting at work the other day and started thinking of that guy's voice randomly and could not keep my shit. together. It was fighting for my life to not start cracking up. Do you guys remember any particular brutal situations when you cannot stop from laughing? You goofballs must have had some moments like that in church when the priest was pipping off about thy rod since staff comforts me. Love the show. Keep up the good times flowing and come to Seattle soon. Cheers and warmest regards, Brian. Sit for my grandpa's satellite phone and the center console was 92 Lexus that I never once saw him use, but I still thought it was absolutely baller. Thanks Brian.

Glad to have you. You call back anytime. Yeah, dude, Glocky. That's just, I mean, we're coming up on. Galankee origin story. We're coming up on close to 10 years of that. Johnson on the mic. Me behind me.

You can hear me laugh at one point. Dude, you're the one that was like, let's go out there and like just try to see if people can do this. And I was like, yeah, all right. Let's go. It was back at the station, and it was just kind of reminiscent to drunk chucks. You know, they would just send me in bed and just be like, you guys are funny. You guys just take a camera and go do something because you're funny. And we're like, okay.

I mean, thanks for the direction. And so, yeah, that was like one. I was like, I don't know. It's just if you get people on the streets like singing and fucking up, you know, at least be like people will watch it. So it was around May for the ND 500. And so I was like, let's see people know the lyrics to back home again in Indiana, which Ben obviously had no fucking clue. But sometimes I still get comments from that video and people are like, what are what is this song even?

And I'm like, ah. Yeah, it's stupid to even explain to people really. But like you sing it wrong to gunky, which is hilarious. That makes it even better. But he's like, like, how are back again? And you go back home again? You just took liberties to what it is. You had no idea.

So funny. But what's the... It gets me every time when he goes, oh, good. How you? When he does that, that... How are you?

You hear me laugh in the video. I start, like, shaking. Yeah. Top interaction. Top interaction. Damn, man. How do you, like... Where does that rank for you as a sidebar

in terms of like what people notice you for the most. That's got to be like 50% of it. You're the guy. You're the glonky guy. Yeah. Like some people will come to my shows and be like, yo, that video, that glonky video. I'm like, hell yeah.

Crazy. Never could like, if you were to told us that in that moment, hey, like 10 years from now, Ben's going to have over a million followers on every platform. You're both to be doing all this stuff. but people still talk to you about that video I don't think we were going to be able to air it I thought they'd be like it's finny but like he's messed up

true I was like on the it was 50-50 I was like is he too messed up like to post this I really wasn't going to post it and I was like I don't know whatever who cares he doesn't care it was like a good energy I guess yeah right no that's one of them I mean shit dude like going back to those interactions Brian, like Catholic school. I mean, I feel like you add up all that shit of Catholic schools.

I know every school has it, but yeah, like, you gotta go to church once a week. Ten times funnier in church. Everything is ten times funny. And you know all the teachers are I, they're hawking because they're like, you cannot mess up in church. And then it just makes it even worse, dude.

I've been, there's been some times where I could not stop laughing for like an entire day at school. You know? Like you just keep thinking about it. No, but I always thought I was, going to get in trouble like because I'd be laughing like six hours later about the same thing in a whole different class and even people were looking at me like still bro and I'd be like dog

it's so funny dude I'd be like under my desk on the way home be dying you're like carpooling with some random family and you're just in yeah you feel bad you're getting hot you're getting sweaty because you know your face is red because you're holding in your laugh so much but you're like shaking you can't you can't you can't you can can't explain to them. The neighbor girl was kind of hot. I was like looking at you. You're like, goddamn.

She thinks I have a problem. Yeah. I remember Jordan Reeser. So stupid. Like we had like you have these different tables, you know, and like is our English class. And like kind of the

shire like, just like kind of the nerdy like shire girls who. He would like, mess with them. Just do the stupidest shit. Like look at him his eyes and be like,

and they'd be like, and then he'd dude, he would go like this. He would go, he'd go. Like, just shit like, like,

you're an eighth grade and like, you're just, bro, what are you doing? And how do you even have the, like, courage to just mess with someone that like overtly?

He was so funny, dude. I remember he was, he was funny when he was like 10. Oh, yeah. And we were like a little, I'd be like, oh, that's your little brother.

He was, like, at our basketball practice. Funny. But, yo, it's so classic about somebody like that is that a year for years in high school and college and stuff. I'd be like, dude, you are just naturally funny. Like, you need to go up, like, on stage, like, do this shit with me. No interest. No interest. It's always the funniest dudes that never would.

Yeah. Yeah. No interest. He's just, like, the best living room comic of all time. Like, dude, literally. to a nerdy girl, bro, she's probably like, yo, what?

Yeah, yeah, I'm like, dude, she's gonna, like, tell on you. I know,

yeah, I'm always so like, bro, we're about to get in trouble, but to them is just nothing. But he like didn't get, he like didn't care. She's gonna tell on you.

It's like, it's like those kind of kids, probably similar to Joe King, we're like, he could do it and not have a worry or care in the world. Nothing would ever happened. But the second I would do that, all of a sudden I'd be in the principal's office.

Yeah. I'm like, it's just like how their luck, broke. I don't know. I've got to change schools. And it's the way it's because they did it and didn't care. Like we didn't care too much.

Right. Totally. Yes, there's another, there's another research story for everybody. Star of the show. And it's not even, like you don't have to do anything

like super crazy to be funny. It's just always like a look across the classroom that'll get me for like seven hours. Still, just picturing like Miss Morris up there teaching Spanish and I just look over and Reese is doing that. Oh my God. See you.

And they knew. And they knew. And you were dying and they were still doing it. Straightest face. Straightest face. Can't look at your bro during can't look at them. During a presentation. Presentation.

How about this? But you're presenting something in the class and your best friend that you grew up with is in the class. See you. Like imagine doing that now. Like, imagine you had to present something and all your homies are in the classroom. You wouldn't stand a chance, bro. Nope. If you, boo, doing that, it was a fucking.

Eyelids flipped. Ridiculous. Especially in high school. I'm like, dude, this is borderline insane. To actually have to present an econ project and like my actual best friends are in the class. Yeah, every time I look up. You get to a point, though, yeah, in your life where you're like, you used to want to have nothing but your friends in your class,

but you get to a point where you're like, it's just best for me not to. I got a lot. I got to go to college. I got to get good grades. I got to like, this is time. I can't do this anymore. They would be bad, too.

They'd be like a fake agreeing with you. Oh, my God. It felt dumber. You're like, so I think that the economy next year and like your homies in the back like

exactly. Dude. APC. Trying to max out an APC. Your homies in there. Hey, all it takes at that point in time you're trying to max out all it takes us for Jordan Reacer to walk by and go.

Oh yeah. Dude. See you. Done. Broken sternum. The funniest noise. Oh shit. Team these guys at GMO.com.

Sorry, Johnson. I got to get going here. Go ahead and go. Go ahead and goal. I hear they got to go ahead and go. I hear my baby's upstairs. So I'm right in the stroller. Lord knows what that could mean.

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