THESE GUYS! - christmas is ✨over✨

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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orders a pizza just because it all happens it's already happening now me and Greg order the pizza before we even start opening gifts and then as I open that oh my god bingo let's go

cuts to the door I open it up I already have the jersey on it's sprinted there it's Bill Cowr do you guys order this not bad for a fat guy baby I got your money

don't you worry I say hey Hey. Hi. Okay. What's up? TG 114. TG 114.

Back in the basement. Basement boys. Love it. It's clean down here. Hey. Didn't have to take a Zyrtec because it's so clean down here. Oh, good. Yeah.

My, off our conversation on TG. 113 13 actually did have the brother-in-law and sister-in-law stay. As a matter of fact, they stayed. So I wonder how they like it. Don't think they listened to this show, but maybe it just was put out. out there and then they all got out in the universe and that's where they're like yeah maybe we should

stay bro you got a nice bathroom in there it is i think they talked about that on the way home they're probably got you have a basket of snacks in your bathroom do you know how like my wife always does that shit yeah like am i in a green room she wants to be my wife just wants to host an air bamb so badly god who doesn't you know the way i'd just stay in the like upstairs while somebody was in my Airbnb downstairs would be kind of nice. It's a weird thing. It's a weird thing that's happened in Chicago before. This is an apartment and she was just upstairs.

And me and all my friends are just in her main level, like in her refrigerator and shit. Like it's your mom. Can we be loud? Yeah. It's so weird. Bachelor party? No.

Just like an annual Chicago trip. Summer. Like in college. Nobody had any money. What the fuck are we even doing? Right. Just get the basement. I did that in L.A.

when I was going out there and stuff. like five years ago. And this lady that lived upstairs tried to hang out with me. She would like come in the kitchen and like talk like talk shit about my groceries. She's like you're eating canned peas. You know people in like California

are all against like all that stuff. What aren't they against? Give me some. Yeah, can peas. What are you talking about? The Illuminate. Okay. Go back upstairs.

Yeah. You're not supposed to be here. Anyways, TG 114. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Whole show about Christmas. Don't even talk about it. The Christmas episode.

Yeah, we shouldn't. No Christmas rule. December 23rd. I'm wearing sweaters and hats and recording on December 23rd. Best day of the year, as was noted, these guys live on Wednesday and that we don't even talk about it. December 23rd. Sweatiest.

Coffeeest. Biggest day for coffee of the year, December 23rd? Maybe. You got something else? I mean, you're not drinking a ton of coffee. on Easter. What day isn't golfy day? Well, it's just like it's cold.

You're like running errands. You know, put all that together. It's like, yeah, give me 74 coffees and let me piss the house down. You know what's wild is when places are open on Christmas Eve from like five until noon, like 5 a.m. until noon, like a coffee shop, you know?

Yeah. I'm like, that's the, that is a banging shift right there. Oh. If I was in the working force in that way, I'd be like, sign me, up and slap my ass for 5 a.m. to noon on Christmas Eve, holiday pay, and I still got the rest of the fucking day? Come on, you're in there with your sand hat. Everybody's in the jolliest fucking

mood ever. Apply for a job. What's your availability? Only Christmas Eve. 24th, 5 a.m. to noon. Anything else? Nope. See you tomorrow. But we used to have to do that shit at their old station. Station during the holiday shift. Steeler Nation. Know about this? radiation now about that I'll just keep going holiday hours are huge it's all we that was like you'd get the email

it was like your mom's Christmas list text would come like October 4th the email from the boss at the radio station would come like October 7th being like hey holiday hours sign up get on here I couldn't wait to be the guy that was like

give me the worst shift I just said that every time I was like I just want to be the guy that takes the bullet like just give me the night of Christmas Eve. I want it. You did, dude. I did like five years in a row.

You did. And I would always see, I remember, because I was kind of, yeah, I was still doing the same thing. But then I was still got the emails. Still got the emails,

but then I was kind of on the way out doing another role at the station. Station did know about that. And I would see the schedule. And it would just be. Politi. Yeah. Christmas Eve 6 p.m.

6 p.m. to 6 p.m. to 6 p.m. Christmas evening. Hell yeah. To Christmas morning. Let's go. I'd be like, wow. I was like, I've never stayed up during Christmas Eve. Let's see what, let's see what happens.

I see, like, see Santa's life. Sure, yeah. You're poking, you're peeking out there a little bit. Oh my God, the whole time. You got the best view of the city. There's just, you're watching TV all night. Christmas stories on, who gives. Everything's automated on the radio.

I'm not working. I'm just sitting there. You're getting paid to drink coffee and fuck around on your computer. Never been in a better mood, Christmas Eve. And nobody is in the building. You're simply. all by yourself, except for the scary security guard

that would pop in and try to freak you out. Bro, that was really weird. I was like, don't do that, dude. Like, I'm already scared and you're doing this game?

I was like, I'll literally kill you. I was like, I'll forget and kill you. That was so nice, though. I knew, yeah, and I was like, and good on you for just knowing

because there's a lot of people out there who were just too lazy and you just want to want to do it, you know? And I always felt like I was, you know, I had a fiance or I had a situation where I was like,

well, I want to do, You know, I'll take some shifts. Sure. I trust me. I've worked 7 p.8 to midnight on Christmas night. I've worked Christmas Eve in the morning. Thanks. I've done all that shit growing up in radio. But it got to a point. I was just like, man, like I'll do fringe shit. You know, I'll do like Black Friday. I'll do, you know, Christmas Eve, like I said, from like 7 a.m. to noon, no problem. But once we get after that, I don't know. But I always knew that we could all rely on Politi to take like 82 hours during the holiday. Let's just cut out for it.

I'm like, if I'm not taking this shift, who is? I got no ties to anybody. Like, just let me, let me lock in. Perfect. And you've never had more energy than like the, like, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day. For sure. December 23rd, December 26, you get a little slouchy. Yeah, it kicks into overdrive for sure.

It's just, it's, it's just the Christmas flipped. Did she switch? Origin story? Do we have time? Yeah, absolutely. Origin and these guys origin story of the week, you know, kick it all? All right, so there's the amount of people at TG Live

in Indy that came up to me and were like, dude, who's the guy that says station? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I can't say it. And the amount of, I had multiple people that were like when they were leaving from the meet and greet or afterwards even when we went to the district tap, they just dropped a, yeah, we're going to go like and goal.

I love how you guys get it. Nobody gets it like the clubhouse. Okay, but this one dude, we worked with them a lot. He's a camera guy at the station. And he fucking great camera guy, by the way. Yeah, he killed. Super talented. He works now for a, hey, whoa.

I was too close. Let's just say it's a mega star who this guy works for. He's big time. He was always like really sick with us though. And he's like, dude, you guys, your guy's stuff is so funny to me. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, that's kind of like, you know when you look up to somebody and they give you a compliment like that?

And you're like, dude, that's all that matters. Well, anytime we'd ask him a question, like, you know, how's that look? did you like is my head do I have enough head room like are we good he'd be like instead of for sure he'd be like fishy you know he's kind of like um just like a new age bro you know like uh he kind of had that whatever that slant whatever that accent is you know you have like valley girl yeah kind of like the valley girl but for a guy valley guy you know belly guys so like he said instead of fish for sure for sure it was fishy oh oh bro fish Now, every time I want to say for sure, I'm just like, pishy.

So, yeah, me and Ben, that's what we text. When we're like, you down to do this vid, F-I-S-H-U-R. Fis-H-U-R. Dude, he was sick, honestly. And actually, sick. Like, he was like that kind of guy. And, like, I kind of, yeah. I don't know.

Miss him, Loki. Origin Story of the Week right there. Fish. Go fishing. Yeah, T-G-Live, though. I mean, first won. I thought it went well. Pretty wild.

Got approved stamp of approval by my whole entire family that was there. My whole family was there. Well, except for one of my sisters. Yeah, I was going to say, I didn't see her. It would have been travel. Yeah. But it was good, dude. Hey, my dad liked it.

Very cool. I didn't even see your dad. I had multiple people who, yeah, I figured, but I had multiple people who told me that they went up and saw him. Yeah, my folks were there. Even my dad, he was like, did not know what to expect, but thought it went well. Everyone enjoyed. That was his verbatim text.

God, that's perfect. I don't think anybody knew what to expect. The first six minutes we were out there, I felt like everybody was looking at us, like we had six dicks on our head. God, but you carried. When we got out there, I was like, oh, okay, yeah.

Like, you set the tone. Well, we just, if you don't know or not, you did. I was like, oh, shit, we're chilling. Yeah, I think everybody, I mean, even we kind of didn't know, I mean, we knew that we were going to be chopping up doing this shit,

but it's just so, it's such a different experience and environment, even for the performers when you go from, you know, two guys who used to be up there on your own, just performing an act with material. And then like obviously, obviously both goals is to entertain and make the crowd laugh. But when it's two people up there conversing, we had to kind of find our rhythm of, okay, we're like talking about shit. But then like once something hits with the crowd, then kind of go that way more. Yeah, it was just a whole. It was just, yeah, it was the first time

we had done it. So yeah, the first six to eight minutes, I think everybody was, looked like the crowd on SpongeBob just like staring at us like, what the fuck are these guys doing? But, um, yeah, I think it rolled. No, it was good. People liked it. And we'll just get better. But, dude, it's something about that first time you do something, energy too. Mm-hmm. It was good. It was fun. Good crowd. A lot of good jerseys. A lot of good jerseys. A lot of good jerseys, good crowd. All I'm thinking about had people from Ohio, had Chris and his wife from New Jersey. And had Margaret from Chicago. I'm sure there's other people who traveled in.

So Clubhouse really listened, man. And we really appreciated it. And, yeah, hopefully there's just more to come. Jersey of the night was a Sean Taylor commander's spurious. No, it was spurious era. It was, yeah, it was spurious. I mean, it's hard. And it had the, had the bow, the arrow.

Yeah. On the sleeve. I think they had them for two years. So it was the darker maroon. Why'd they drop those unies and why they only have them for like two years. I just don't get that. It might have been one year. That used to be their original way back in the day and then they brought him back.

And I had it on the helmet too. I love how coaches can just come in and be like, yeah, I want those. Like how Dan Campbell, he said that they're not bringing the black unies back until they win the division. And they won the division and they brought them back. Oh, that's so sad. But I still wish I don't like the all the black on black. I wish they had the silver pants with the black jersey.

I know. silver helmet too I like that look yeah um yeah but I think uh yeah I don't know I can keep going on that forever sound like you're gonna say something no but it was good so I know know people hit me up and we're like uh wish you know not gonna be able to make it to indie wish I could be there all that and we we appreciate and saw those messages too but um we wish you could have been there uh because we had some the people who made the trip and Burpee boy. Ful-Fed. Seemed to

enjoy it. Yeah, I'm just talking through it. I did try one of those patches. One of those hangover patches? Did it work? I don't know. So you remember a few weeks back, Chris, who came to the live show, he and his wife, he emailed in about

the hangover cure and these patches that they found that you just wear. Wait to hear this. And seemingly are just magical. Like, you just put them on and you do whatever you want to do, party it away, and then you wake up the next morning, you feel fine. So last night, we're recording this on 23rd, Monday, 22. Me and Rye, we hosted her side of the family over, her brother and his fiance are in town from South Carolina, got the whole crew over.

Her family's big party family, like to have a good time. So, you know, we were having drinks and have Vasta. And so I was like, yeah, man, I got a, I got to throw the patch on here for this and just at least try it out. So both me and Rye patched it up. She puts an eye patch on. Walks out as a pirate. Let's do this. Come on. Feeling good.

Patched it up. And I woke up this morning. And I didn't, I didn't feel hungover. Now, I will say, say. I do want to say about this.

Do have to be at Hamilton, Southeastern for Lebanon holiday tournament coming up at 9 p.m. on I.S.C. Network. The holiday tournament. intimate to you. agency. But I had it on and my family was asking me about it and I was like, yeah, I told the whole

story. He's like, I don't know. I don't know what's in it. I don't know. I feel like this is one of those things that it works for other people. It just wouldn't work for me because those things never do. So I had it on still the whole time. But to cover my ass to make sure right before it was, you know, closing time, right before

that I housed a couple bottles of water. There it is. Probably like two and a half bottles of water. There it is. And so I'm like, I don't know if we have the full effect of the patch. I think the patch helped. I think it was a combination of the patch and, you know, instead of just wine to the dome and then dome to the pillow, it was, it was a handful of water bottles mixed in between that.

But overall, I'd say net positive. On the water bottle grind. Good for you, bro. water bottle grind all Christmas Eve all Christmas that's what we're doing well my I mean dude it's like we talked about the bender last week I mean we're right in the middle of it right now here we are on the 23rd Friday night Christmas party night bad news had hangover Saturday that was the longest one I've had in a long time I was like man I need to I might it might be hanging them up time like this is not good this is not good you bounce back bounce back because Saturday night I didn't we didn't it was just we're at my

sisters didn't really have a whole lot of anything I think think I had like a half of a glass of wine because my sister, who she don't really even drink, she had one because of a sibling sleepover. Mm-hmm. Bermuda boy, so I was like, I'm not going to leave her hanging. But then last night with her, with Rice family, I had a pretty good amount of wine. And then tonight I got another thing. And then tomorrow's fucking Christmas Eve.

So, yeah, I'm going to be Patch Adams. But the water, I think, is key. I'm just going to mix them both in. So tried it. Felt good. Maybe be a placebo effect probably is. Don't care. God, everything is.

But I love it. I fall for it every time. So does my brain. I'm like, is it placebo if I believe it? Don't know. You'll take it. You'll take it. Today's shopping day for you and...

Big shop day. Can't wait, dude. Going at the peak crowded time, I'm okay with it. This is the day to do it. You get any food court? Lunch. No. You know what?

Honestly, I'm all talk when it comes to mall food. Like, I always say and think I'm going to get it. But I'm always like, I don't know. think I really want it that bad. And it kind of gives me like airport vibe, you know, like Chick-fil-A on its own in the suburbs, banging. Chick-fil-at in an airport, I'm like, it just isn't the same. What is that? I don't know. But, you know, maybe if I get real sexy with it, kind of later on, they're open, a little Cinebin or something. You know what I mean? So I'm like a little blondeies cookie, like late. Man, whenever I go to the mall around Christmas time, all I want is one of

their Chinese food places. I know. I just want to house general sows and fried rice and then go into Old Navy for three hours. I've never bought it, but I always am with people that I have and I've like had some. But like when you open up that just that container, just a laptop of, and they put so much in it. So much. It's like you really think that's why they give you a to go container to begin with. You're not finished.

Yeah. Not going out on a tray. You're going to want to take this. The rice. Oh my. They just can't wait to give you a sample. It's like it's a requirement. I've never done it.

But man, it looks so good every single time. It's a pizza place that gets me. That's up there. Yep. And there's always that like weird Philly cheese steak place that I'm always every time I'm like

Who's buying cheese steak like all the time like this? Bro, my wife. Riley's always getting Phillies or Charlie's cheese steak place or whatever. There's a, why is there always a goddamn cheesecake place? And she's,

yeah, I wish. But, and, and every time I look, I do a hard, long look at the menu and I'm like, man,

maybe a little chicken teriaki. Those fries look pretty, it's all. They always get you with the accessories. Oh, lemonade and fries, though. And then I always just resort back to either pizza place or Chinese place or

something. Yeah. Bro. If there's a chickplay, that's, that's, I know what you're saying about the, It is, it's a, that's a really good, it's a really good parallel.

Yeah. Like, you're just getting scraps here. It's in the real shit. It's not for some reason. I'm like, this is like you didn't, it's a different oven or like, we're not cooking with the same ingredient. I don't know what's happening here, but. Yeah.

I don't know. There's something hot, though, about like down some chick filet and then there's, you know, you're looking at what used to be finished line. Now is a JD sports. Yeah, let's just eat at the mall. Like, man, that's pretty good, you know. We're about those restaurants, though, that are like, kind of connected to a mall but not.

Uh-huh. You know, like... Applebees. Just like kind of on the outskirts of the mall. Right. Like, what's that doing, chilling by Von Maher? Uh-huh. You know, BJ's brewery, maybe.

Oh, yeah. I'm like, is it mall or is it not? Right. I don't know. Um... Could go either way. I love those places that are like not in the mall, but connected. They're like, uh, the mall's cousins.

You know what I mean? like oh the Dave and Busters connected to the mall oh the comedy club connected to the mall where else would I like to perform next to a mall dude it's the energy bro it's I love mall energy me and you yeah or definitely in the the comedy club and mall era of our career which is fun it's the best part

it's it's fun just oh I get to walk around a mall before I go on stage I wouldn't have it any other way bro yeah funny bone in Columbus the Lego outlet is right across cross from the entrance to the funny bone? Yeah, I'll overthink my set in there. Is that why they put fountains in the mall?

I'll drown myself real quick before. If there's a place, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, exactly. You know, before every show, you just want to kill yourself anyways. So if there's a place you want to kill yourself, why not do it in sports fanatics? If you ever see me walking around in the weirdest location imaginable, I got a show in 10 minutes. just like in the middle of the mall complex where all those like big AC units are and like people

are smoking sigs outside if you see me walking around like thinking got it got to be on stage in four minutes yeah just look to your left checking my lov oh you lava up before you go up yeah damn just too many things going on yeah you do you're wild even on wednesday i was just like man what the what is even happening i was like where where are you what is happening? This show starts at three minutes. I'm just like in the green room watching the fucking Bocat the Ritone Bowl.

I've never been a green room guy. Like I don't know. It's just not like I can't just sit in there with like three other people on the show. I'm like I'm getting that hell out of here, bro. Like what are we going to talk about? I don't know. There's just so much like,

is this going to be okay? Is that going to be okay? Is the camera on who's turning the lava on? Like do we have that set up? Is that thing? Like is he here? like I feel like I'm responsible for 48 things before a show. And you kind of are really.

If you're filming it. But like there's just, it's such a shit show. There's four people texting you like, oh my God, can we get like tech ads? And I'm like, I don't know.

Do you feel bad for, you can tell in the crowd there on, on Wednesday, there's a couple ladies that like either one, we're just coming to see you or two. We're just straight up wives or girlfriend. friends of guys who like us and they were just like, what in the fuck is this? Read the flyer, babe.

Sorry. Like we did a segment on Most Lickable Helmet and I like pretty sure I saw one of the ladies turned to her guy and go. Perfect. See, oh, sorry. It's the only thing I want to talk about. Whoops. Most lickable helmet.

That's a. add them to the list. Hey, comments. Right under here. Give me the most lickable helmet. We had the Oregon Green Apple or gang green, whatever the fuck. We had the Houston red and then we had

the Lions sour blue that they have now. Who's not licking that? But there is a purple one out there that I... It has to be. It might be Vikings Brad Johnson era. It might be Randall Cunningham era. But it had the sparkle to it. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Licking the Notre Dame helmet? not the new one, but the one that was like... Brady Quinn? Yeah. BQ. The Tom Zivikowski, Notre Dame helmet.

Instead of BQ, instead of going to DQ, go to BQ. I want to go to BQ. Just fucking slap that helmet right on there. What would that? It tastes like honey mustard a little bit. Tengie? It'd be a little tangy.

Yeah, like I dip some nuggets on that Notre Dame. For sure. Yeah, absolutely. For sure, man. That's a great idea. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a Notre Dame helmet. But then like the, the center part, you know, where people would usually put phones. That's just like a pool.

That's the same color as the helmet. Dude, or is the helmet upside down? You just dunk it in there. I was just trying to go for the full effect of like, you're just getting that gold right from the helmet. Mm-hmm. You know? Because you could definitely go upside down and just fill it with shit like we did with the Steelers helmet on Wednesday night with no cards. Yeah.

But you want to lick the helmet. You got to lick the helmet. Right. Right, right. I want to just dunk that chip or that nugget right in the middle of it. Where are we at football teams? Where are we at with that? It's always just popcorn, hot dog, Diet Coke, peanuts. Why can't football have baseball stuff? Baseball game concessions? Mini football helmets? Yeah, like, I wouldn't even really want the chicken tenders, but like give me that Notre Dame dipping on that. It's a great idea. It's a great idea.

I don't know. What team was it that like just lowered their prices to like $2 concession? The sons. Yeah, the Phoenix Suns. I would go to every game. Half of what I do, maybe like 75% of what I do. It's just because of the food. Hmm.

Oh, funeral? Going to be food. I'll be there. Which is weird because, you know, you're so fit. You don't eat really. You don't eat really. That's so true. I don't get it.

Yeah. Like, you, I mean, we've talked to. about when you go to a Super Bowl party Ben's the only one eating the veggie tray he'll have like three nacho chips with no dip or anything, just the chips and then Yeah, most of the time not eating a lot of stuff

but there's some days where it's like Oh God I think it's going to be Christmas Day this year. Saturday night Saturday night we order Papa John's pizza down my sisters My mom orders it

God Papa John's no better pizza they bring us the wrong pizza. Ooh. Wrong pizza? Wrong pizza. You never see your mom more pissed off, at least my mom, more pissed off than when a pizza place fucks up and kind of. To be fair, it was a pretty close. Like, there was another house in the neighborhood.

Like, they gave us somebody else's pizza that was in the neighborhood. So they got ours. And to be fair, on top of being in the same neighborhood, we have. had pepperoni and cheese and I think they had pepperoni and sausage. Like it was just, it was very cool, right? It's easy to make that mistake. Right. You're a 17 year old dude, like just wheeling and dealing pizzas. Yeah. But dude, I tell you, I had some leftovers of it today. I took that home and I put in the air fryer. Yeah. Better at the second time. It was just unbelievable. Pizza always better than night after. Put in the oven. Yeah.

I was on that grind for a while. Papa John's pizza, I had pizza Monday all throughout college. I did for how many years is I in college? 17. 17 years pizza Monday. So, hasn't graduated.

Nope. Still got some eligibility. What's up, Wabash? Eat half a pizza Monday night the next day for dinner. Preheat it, babe. 370. Hey, can you text somebody?

Can you preheat the oven? Just throw that in there. It's a little crisper on the second time around. Yeah, it's like you made it. Oh, dude, man, it was great. It's a totally different pizza the second night. That's my Christmas break this year. I'm just going to have eight Papa John's pizzas.

Baza. Bita break. Can we get a pizza break? I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law, my sister's husband, I could at any time that we're together at any event, at any portion. Yeah. Can we call a pizza here? Do that?

He's like, I mean. That's sick, bro. That's a, that's a, I love people like that. and you can like have I always forget that you can have pizzas delivered anywhere. Like you could be like leaving church text Papa John's mobile app drop it off at the church

doors. Boom, you're out. Walking out church with a pizza. Boom, you can have it anywhere. They'll go anywhere, bro. You ever see a pizza guy walk up to the third floor of a hotel and drop a pizza off? I'm like, bro, you can come up here. You got the car? Like the luxury. Yeah, did he have to wait for somebody who had a card, you know, like a, and then go up.

Yeah, I can't get into anywhere, but pizza guys, pizza guys full access. I've never been, I've never had the balls to be like, yeah, come up to the room, 315, I'll be waiting. I'm always like, I'll meet you in the lobby. For sure. Because I'm thinking, this guy's going to kill me. And if I was a pizza guy, I'd be like, these people are going to abduct me and kill me. Oh, for sure.

That's where my head would go. I don't want to see in your room. No, let's do it a public thing here, public form. got the ladies at the front desk here. Let's, it's all good. Let's make this civil. Yeah, that's not the beginning of every dateline episode. He was delivering pizza.

And like, dude. And a trip to room 320 left him longing for more than just breadsticks. A lot of sauce on the ground. But yeah, and I'm like, if I'm the pizza guy, I read the directions and it's like, go into the hotel go up to room three i'm like i don't want to do all that like i don't know how to go anywhere or do it now i got to find the elevator like hey just leave it at the front desk for hours i'll just be down there dude i'll probably forget i got it oh yeah it's my pizza i'm just coming down here to look at the candy oh is can we have this is this for us is this free yeah how many times have i

stolen something from a hotel candy part. It's like in a weird like closet. I'm like brother, you're you're asking for me to steal this stuff. You know what I mean? It's like behind the market. I'm like what kind of cubby are you putting all the like granola bars in right now?

Like this shit is on the house dog. Good point. Yeah, it's never out in the open for them to see. Now go in this little room where you can easily put stuff in your pockets. Oh. Oh, you got eight pocket. You wore the pants with all the the cargo pants.

Okay, dude, I'm putting payday. I don't even eat payday, paydays. A red Gatorade. Mouthwash. The last time you drank a red Gatorade. Pepsi, all of it. Yeah, toothbrush, have four upstairs. I never know.

When I go on the road, this is crazy. When I go on the road for shows, for football, whatever. For football. When I go on the road? Ready! Away games. I never packed. toothbrush or tooth face.

Because I'm just like, you just go down there and they'll just fucking give it to you. Oh, they do that, don't they? You can be like, I'm just forgot my. And they're like, the craziest side of 5-Av fled

must have my, you have a toothbrush I can have. Oh yeah, absolutely. What about a razor? You got one of those two? I think we do. One blade.

Like, who invented this Fred Flintstone? One less thing to pack. That's so true though. Fuck it. Bro, I've been, I've been, I've not had a toothbrush

and didn't think about that. and I was just all night. No, man. Go right down there. Sure, it's one of those little bitch-ass ones, but it gets the job done. Fuck yeah, man.

Every health teacher in the world was like, you don't need to have a really good toothbrush. You just need to gently. The right way. And circles for 30 seconds each, each tooth.

You're doing circles? What are you supposed to do? I thought that was, yeah. Yeah, that was like that was a practice that I was taught. I learned up and down. Like up and down.

And then I got told, circles. Do you have braces? Still trying to... Did you have braces? No. Of course you didn't. That was a big thing with braces.

That was said in circles. Yeah. That's like the best way around all the shit that would clean your gums and like get in between there. I don't know. So I've stuck with it ever since. Maybe I should go drapes.

Drapes. Strapes. I still don't do circles automatically. Like I got to think about it. Then I'm like, oh yeah. Like, but it's still like... Mm-hmm. man no braces only you and nick baker of course both don't have braces

there's not a lot of things like that for me god dude one time on Christmas when I was a kid I just pushed my teeth figured such an uncle fake ass shit right dude but I did it all the time like it was like biting my nails like I'd just be at school like pushing my teeth together and I think it worked placebo it's placebo effect but like no Everybody else in my family had braces. So I was like, dude, I think my uncle was like in his bag. Like with the homemade dental.

It's just God likes some people more than others. Like you and Nick Baker, two hottest guys ever, all the girls liked you. Of course you didn't even have braces. Then meanwhile over here, I'm like, don't look at my braces in my acne and my weird hair. Braces and glasses. I was like, all right, bro. Like I didn't have glasses while I have braces. I know, not you, but like other people.

I was like, dude, both. Like until. Hey man, not everybody can be as blessed as you. All right, get contacts, dog. Some people can't do it, man. I try to do contacts. Some people, it's part of their shit, man. The glasses are a part of me now.

Yeah, true. I don't even know who you are when you take your glasses off. If you take your glasses off, I'm like... Take my glasses off. I just become Rake. H.O.C. Not bad per Pekai. Can we get a call real quick?

Can we get Rake in the dentist's office real quick? rake in the dentist office my bad not dentist rake has an optometrist real quick I'm in the chair one or two I wish I was so hoping he'd show up to the show up to the show definitely didn't all good

he has no idea we exist wish he did wish he was my dad Should we get into some clubhouse? Some Christmas. Please, please, I get the notifications for clubhouse

emails now and I just, I'm so tempted to read all of them. Every time they come in, I'm like, all right, from steel. We've heard from steel before. Steel?

He said, Marion Butts Chargers away jersey. Hey, fellas, I want to wish a happy toy out-a-thon season to you and yours. You see Jordan Love is doing a whole bunch? that shit. I did see it, but like I kind of don't get it. I don't really know what's going on.

I think it's just like the Green Bay fans know is like a thing that started there. And now it's he's buying into it. I don't know. Yeah, I saw something that's like Jordan Love loves Toyota thon. And I was like what? I couldn't tell if it was just straight up a sponsored deal. Me too. It was like one of those three second things. I was like, hmm. Yeah. Big fan of the pod. Keep up the good work. Thanks. Two questions for you guys. Theoretically, if you were hosts of a reminiscing sports podcast. Thank you for putting theoretically in there. I never heard of one.

Did you ever get irrationally angry when the kicker on the team got a dope jersey number? Like what the fuck, Connor number seven? Really? Yeah. Yeah. I actually cannot stand that. Know your place, bro. Kicker, you got to be 37.

You got to be 41. Unless you're going to Purdue, you get an offer from Purdue your sophomore year. And you're like winning games for the high school. you can't really have a good number. Like, you could be like number like 14 or something like that. You know what I mean? Like that's a pretty good if you're winning. If you're winning,

doing well. Yeah. I don't, I still kind of think as a kicker you don't take like number six, bro. No. That's for DBs and linebackers. Even in the NFL.

Remember the NFL used to just be like single digits or QBs and low key kickers? Not anymore, bro. Sorry. You're in the teens, maybe. Yep. But high school and college. yeah, it is all the fucking numbers in the 30s, 40s, and in the 90s.

I hate, but when there's a kicker that's number like 92, I was getting embarrassed. I'm like, God, our kicker's over there. Like, as a mom, aren't you kind of thinking in the crowd not knowing anything about football? Like, why is the number 92? Like, does I ever, I always think about that.

Wait, but he's not big. Exactly. I'm like, they have to be so confused watching the skinny little like cricket looking kicker go out there. That's like kind of weird. Five. Weird helmet.

I'm like, have you ever played football? Football? Every kicker. Hey, you ever played? Biggest helmet ever. Weird, wide hips. I'm like, bro, you can look like a football player, even though you're just kicking. Yeah. Pat McAfee, great example, actually looked like a football player when he punted. I was like, there it is. Yeah, yeah. Chris Boswell, pretty cool looking kicker. Oh.

Normal looking kicker. You're like, he, he's a pro. Yeah. The Ravens kicker. Justin Tucker. Bro. Great look. I think he's a single digit. He's kind of a poster child for kicker. Him and Baza are both nine. Oh, sick number, bro.

That's a good kicker number, but they're like, I mean, the best kickers in the league. So nine, that's like, okay, yeah, you got that. Yeah, you know there's a receiver that's like, God dang. Justin Top. Hey, Joey Porter Jr. wearing number nine at corner and go pretty hard.

You know what it is? It's that Patrick Queen, dude, for the Steelers. That dude is. Wow, bro. It is. P. Queen, dude. Queen 6. I'm like, I got to quit football now.

Following the other team. The amount of times that I've about pulled the trigger I'm buying his jersey. Why wouldn't you? Just on some dumbs? Because he's going to get traded in like 14 hours. He just signed a four-year deal with us, so it should be around. It might have to be a black jersey too.

For some reason, that shit looks, that goes hard. I know. God. And it's like he's an LSU dude. Oh, he is? He follows me on Instagram. We've messaged. And so I'm like, this is, you know, I feel like I, oh, he's like, he's tight.

You know, he's kind of had some ups and downs this year. But like, definitely. He's a linebacker, right? Dude, just walking around in a random city with a queen jersey on. I'd be like, oh, that dude gets it. Number six. Oh, it's so sick, dude. And if they didn't make that rule, he'd be number 56, not the same.

Pretty sure I kind. I did one of those things around. I didn't ask for it. initially to my mom. She's like, she hits me with, she hits, she hits me with, I need a little bit more for you because I'm always like, mom, I don't know. Oh, this is, that's the, that's the best part of Christmas right there. I need one more gift. Don't really know.

And you can just, you can just throw in like one of your like frivolous ass. So I just went. Yeah, I just threw in, you know, Patrick Queen Jersey. That's hard, bro. Oh my God. I'm crossing my, I'm crossing my fingers. Maybe I'll get surprised and I'll be like a 10 year old on Christmas morning this year. That's the present that you like really want. Oh, yeah. Everything else is like, oh, hell yeah. But that you'd be like, let's fuck you guys.

Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. I get up, bang my chest, put it on immediately. Getting the three point stance, even though he's a line. No, I'd be fucking chopping my feet. Get up, chopping. Throw a hydration patch on. Chug a beer. Orders a pizza.

Ding dong. Just because it all happens. It's already happening. Now, me and Greg order. the pizza before we even start opening gifts and then as I open that oh my god bingo let's go

cuts to the door I open it up I already have the jersey on it's sprinted there it's Bill Cowr do you guys order this everyone drops dead perfect my heaven god now I'm not gonna get it I'm gonna be so

bummed you just have to buy it you know what take some Christmas money buy it myself yeah you have to just a little Christmas gift for myself just got 18000 things nothing you want though maybe a white one

now that I'm thinking about I can't decide I've gone back dude I've gone back I've gone back and forth I've just been literally on the website just toggling

you know where they have the black circle and the white circle to see them both it might not hit the same as white for some reason but the white Steelers jerseys do go pretty crazy

they do and I like there's something about I always wear black pants where they're black joggers oh shit you can't you don't want to go black on black black. I do, but man, that white pops when you have the black, you know, the, I don't know, it's really tough, man. This is the club. I think clubhouse likes talking about this, but what's your,

like how many white Steelers jerse do you have compared to black? Like, do you need more of one color? That's what I would probably go. Yeah, I always tend to, I always tend to do the home, do the black. But I do, um, see, like me and my dad, we kind of have a collect. We kind of have a collective. Oh, yeah. So what's his is my? Yeah, what's his is mine. What's mine is his. Got a white Big Ben, got a white Troy P. Got a white

Heinz Ward. My dad has a white Bradshaw, I'm pretty sure. Oh. Oh, my mom. Oh, we did a segment during the live show called, does your mom have a crush on him? And had three quarterbacks on the screen. My mom immediately after the show came up to me, he goes,

if Terry Bradshaw, would have been out there. I was like, oh my God. I was like same. Yeah. But sorry to interrupt. But those are, I think those are the only why. Because then we got alternates in there too. We got a few bumblebees. We got the one from 2007, the like 75th anniversary one. That was the black with the yellow stripes on the sleeves. Then you got the, I got a couple weird alternates that are like the gold ones that don't, you know, they obviously don't wear. But fuck it. Yeah. So, but definitely more home. black than anything else. Cordell Stewart. I had a white Antonio Brown. Dude, that, I was just thinking about that.

That would be a doctor's aware. Because he's like back. He's just insane. Yeah, it'd be kind of cool. Because I never see any Antonio Browners like in the wild. And like you can tell you didn't just buy it. Because like, oh, it's crazy C-T-E-SPN. Like, no, dude. I was like a fan.

Yeah. That was one that I got Christmas 2014 that I literally Let's go. Oh, yeah. 2014. Was that when he was just like kicking punters in the face. That was the first year of the the real first year of the killer bees.

That's when him and Lev Bell and Big Ben were just popping off Martavis Bryant, dude. Like putting up 50 and back-to-back games. Player that didn't reach his full. Oh, dude. I still want the Steelers to sign Martavis Bryant. Josh Gordon, too. I'm like, bro, I still think he's got some of the tank.

I still want the Steelers to sign Martavis. I still want the Steelers to sign Martavis. Plex, Kovaris, Black Steelers. would go crazy too. Number two, why did farts during game film sessions hit so hard? Smack my ass with rolled up sleeveless, no fear shirt while I go stroke meter, while I do up downs for lullagging on the sideline during Thursday walk-through practice. All the best.

I can't even imagine being in the lineman room. Lineman film room, I was like, I don't know what happens in here, but I'm leaving. It was always like one of my linemen friends being like, yo, dude, our session starts. in like 30 minutes. Can you pick up four cans of dip for me at the gas station? I was like, dude,

whatever you want. I don't care. You want me to bring you a gun runs through, runs through three of them in the first half. What happens in linemen meetings? That's the farts,

dude. Does everybody just spit in their dip? Do you fart or dip? Both? Okay. Do you guys even watch film? Your coach is just like, that's a loaf.

Just every session? everybody claimed to have the hardest film session too yeah don't even talk to the defense about their film oh my god Jesus get out the soapbox and the violin for the defense Jesus Christ it's so insane defensive players are just too much for me I think

I think linemen had the most fun yeah because they're just oh we brought donuts it was just like is this a classroom holiday party every time you guys get together and watch film. We just got beat 42 to 7. You guys didn't do shit. Donuts and dips still and pancakes on film. Why don't you lose some weight?

So you can pull and kick out the guard. Dude, I'm out here getting my ass blasted in the backfield. You're having a party in the film session. Now I turned into a coach. Coach P's out. Yeah, dude. He did sound like your dad right there. Lock in, dude.

Shit. I'm looking at. Oh, and you guys always need to have the coldest room. All the lines. I brought my own personal fan to the film session. Okay, bro. You should be in the parking lot.

Kick stepping, bro. Eating donuts in the AC. Fucking pissing me off too, by the way. Minute, minute, minute, let's go. On Saturday, Steelers Ravens game. Okay, a lot of things pissed me off about that, right? But one thing I kept noticing, how is Ronnie Stanley just allowed to line up

three yards in the fucking backfield? And it's not called for illegal procedure, illegal formation. Wait, what position? He's the left tackle. Oh, yeah. Lamar Jackson was under center, lined up closer to the, like, line of scrimmage than Ronnie Stanley was. Ronnie Stanley was in shotgun.

I'm like, dude. Yeah, no shit, we can't get any pass around. She's three yards in the back field. Can you do that, though? No. Are you sure? You keep watching every time they say that his head is supposed to be to, I think, the hip of the center. Yeah.

Dude, I shit you not at least two times. Lamar Jackson was closer to line of scrimmage than Ronnie Stanley was. Nothing. Like, what is the deal? Why are we giving these left tackles and right tackles more of an advantage than they need? Like, this is insane. They're always getting away with something. I could not believe it.

Absolute, just total bullshit. The Steelers got their ass kicked. Okay, that's fine, right? They just got absolutely handled up front, couldn't stop the run. You know, somehow, not surprisingly, and a Mike Thomas, Tomlin led team, but here we are in December still having communication issues. Not surprise at all there. Guys just running wide open in the end zone.

But that just that was one thing that just really fucking irked me is every time the Ravens had the ball and there was a passing down, Ronnie Stanley, seriously two and a half yards in the backfield. I noticed that a lot when I'm watching football. Yeah, no shit. High Smith can't only get two pressures because he doesn't have to do anything. He takes a step back by the time that is high. the play's over.

Dude. O. Lyman just every year just keep getting away with shit. There's always one guy like rocking back. I'm like, he's a false start. I hate the tackle setup and I don't want to drop me. I think we're good on the tape here. But like, just

their leg is so far back and the ball is up there and they're like this. I'm like, that's not fucking legal dude. Get your ass up there on the... He's not set. Get your ass up there on the ball. Yeah. Remember that one era of football where everybody would be set.

The defense is just like just ready to like the ball's about to snap. And then everybody gets up and looks to the sideline. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like how do you not jump off sides? Like that has, there's no way. Yeah.

Whole entire team stands up and looks to the left. I'm like there's no way that's legal. And now Steelers have to play the Chiefs on Christmas Day and J. The right tackle for the Chiefs who's going to be going up against TJ Watt. just notoriously, notoriously is getting away with that kind of shit. Yes, he gets flagged for it sometimes, but it's always like, I know his big ass is going to be

five yards in the back field, that stupid little stance with his knee inward getting ready to kickstep out. Not sports podcast. Not sports podcast. Good minute, though. Thanks. From Josh, first day of school. This up. This goes back a few months, but pretty sure there was an episode talking about the first day of school outfits.

Of course there was. Oh, yeah. This is a good point. If we talk about something in episode four, you can still send an email about it. Nothing's ever off the table. A buddy of mine in high school would purposely wear jeans and a plain white t-shirt with worn out shoes on day one. Then he would go around to everyone who was wearing their new fits and shoes and say, you had all summer to pick out an outfit and that's what you went with.

The reactions he would get were amazing. Slop my ass with a 1991 twins Homer Hankey while watching reruns of Gary Anderson and his one bar face masks shank the game winning kick of the 1999. NFC Championship. I'm going to go ahead and goal. Go ahead and goal. What grade was he talking about there? I think he said high school. Oh, high school. Yeah. High school. I thought he was talking like middle school. Dude, if you're if you're thrown around like roasting people like that in middle school, that's a little wild. Like if somebody came up to me in seventh grade, it was like, you had all summer to pick that out, I'd be like, oh. Yeah, dude. Anytime that you get any, any sort of comment like that or

any sort of like hazing or bowling at that phase six or eighth grade six and seventh grade really because that's when you're in the heat of just like you're fucking insecure you're sweating all the time you stink like you got three pimples on your nose like it's it's rough out there you just want nothing but to fit in dude you're just like please say everybody's smarter than me girls are hot I'm nervous what do I do hands are sweating hands are dripping just faucet of water dude. And then you got to go to high school the next year. A whole new school. I barely got this shit down in middle school. Now I got to go to a whole new school and learn where the classrooms are. Dude, it's just a disaster. With fuckers like you, three years older than me? Yeah. I know you went through it with Jake Colsec and people like that. Oh my. Where do I park? How does everyone know what to do already? Like, God dang. Do we have assigned parking? He's like, Jordan, where are our part? That's tough.

Yeah. Good bit, though, by him. From Chris, I'd let Josh Allen ruin my credit score. Ruin my credit score. Can't talk. Saints and Raiders, same franchise? Both franchises are the loud kid in your homeroom who gets suspended every other week and always smells like cigarettes because his parents got divorced

and he ended up having to live with his dad who works second shift at the local collision shop. And always has grease and grease and, motor oil on his hands with a rag hanging out of his back pocket and a cigarette behind his ear. You feel bad for the kid because you know he has a tough life, but you can't help but look at him and wonder if he's ever going to figure his life out or just spend the rest of his life carving his initials into his desk with a broken pencil. Smack my ass while the Josh Allen's Buffalo bills come out of the tunnel in the Super Bowl rocking these throwbacks. Nah. You wish, bro. I do wish. I do wish. I'm with Chris.

The bills need to bring back that red helmet Even though it was the white helmet Was is so cool But like the red's better reds bills Especially that red that's like It just looks like I don't know It's likable

It's likable It is but it's like a drier red than the chiefs You know Chiefs is like oh cherry red Bills is like Tougher red I don't know what it is It's like a Ford truck red

Yeah I don't know there's something about it But it's so Billed Yeah like the left Guard who was a senior when you were a sophomore on your high school football team drove a reds red bills truck. Uh-huh. F-150. But yeah, that'd be sick.

Everybody just wants what the team had in the 2000s. Mm-hmm. Like early 2000s, all the jerseys. 1998, really. God, and I hate, I don't know if it's because we're old or is that actually what's happening. But every time I see anything on the Internet, it's like, well, they just wear the jerseys. from 19 Colts blue face Matt everybody wants the shit that they already had

yeah I think it's fair because it's awesome right what are we doing with all the new stuff really astute observation there Chris about the home kid homeroom kid what was the question again sorry man he can't you can't put a throwback

pick on there nothing really he just wanted to have Saints and Raiders same franchise and then gave a really astute observation about how they're like the homeroom kid it's because silver and gold Silver and gold Silver and gold Are same family

Silver and gold Same guy Silver and gold They're brothers And one is a skill position player And one is a lineman And you're like, huh

You guys are Same genes And that's kind of same He's right about Saints and Raiders I never thought about that Same team Crazy fans

Yep Like Halloween Wild Cities Mm-hmm historic yeah just traditional uniforms and stuff like that

from Margaret jersey stroke meter jersey question from a girl burpee girl my god I cannot wait for this hi guys so I went to a Chicago Blackhawks game recently

and they were playing the Dallas Stars God that's a good logo too now correct me if I'm wrong here the Texas team's jerseys were green and white Do you agree that green and white jerseys are definitely East Coast Midwest colors? And definitely not a warm state. Texas colors?

Okay, Godgoal. Slap my ass and burp me until I puke everywhere. Love you. Clubhouse. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fair. I like the stars before they changed to like Kelly Green. Honestly, they were like more black, yellow, a little bit of green.

And now they're like, our colors like Marshall Thundering Herd Green. And I'm like, I don't know if that's you. There's no green down there. It's true. You're in the planes. You got dirt and you got sand colors. Sand colors. Orange, brown, bronze, gold.

Maybe a little maroon kind of like burgundy. It's so burnt orange. Come on. Yeah, exactly. Texas A&M like, yeah, burgundy. Come on, baby. The only green down there in Texas is, you know, you'll do like a pan shot from a drone and everything around it is just kind of like sand brown

and then just the high school football field that just pops green it's insane because all the water and money goes into the high school football field that's the only green down there every time I'm in a plane and we're about to land I look at the window 54 high school football in the crazy I'm like yeah what where are we huh same with baseball diamonds jamboree like this is all you guys do is play sports 13 little leagues flying into California 55 sports fields

I'm like since when oh I don't want to play on that one I don't want to play on that one even the real bad baseball field I'm like god you know they had some great games right there yeah that's that's the sandlot pretty much

North Texas low key at green school but all right from Andrew recording of live indie event hope there's a recording that I'll go up don't know if there will be

here's from Lindsay Bullhead and bowl What's up guys? Is this live stream of the Hawaii Bowl happening on Christmas Eve or what? Also, can we Let's see Yeah, sorry.

Good. Also, can we talk about the Packer Killer Kyle Orden? His career record versus the Packers was 5 and 2 and he ruined their undefeated season the year after they won the Super Bowl. He was the biggest scrub, but it was also awesome as hell

at the same time. Joey, I'm one of the three burpy girls from the Green Bay Shat. Hopefully you and or Benny can make it this way again. Christmas is over. Oh,

it's been over. Been over. Yeah, Chicago Bears' quarterbacks. Always a mystery. Packer killer, Kyle Orton. Wow.

Kyle Orden. Jay Cutler. Do you guys even like your quarterbacks? I feel like they always have quarterbacks and they're like, we'll keep them for eight years, but I don't know if we really like them or not. And I'm like,

although I always get super excited. decided at the start. I think Kyle Orton was a guy that like wasn't, didn't he, wasn't he like second string and won the job? Or was he like their guy? I can't remember. Yeah,

I felt like it was one of those or there was somebody else in there. And everybody, everybody in the fan base wanted Orden, but then like the organization wanted this other guy, but then finally they gave in to Orden for a little bit. And then they had a good run. It kind of feels like one of those. Kyle Orden beat Ohio State when he's a senior.

Did he? Did he? I think he did. I think that was like his, his, like, moment. I know everybody just talks about the,

uh, Kyle Orton, such an Indiana name. Kyle Orden sounds like our NASCAR driver. Oh, it does. Hmm. That's Orden number 18.

We got Martin Tricks and Kyle Orden on the outside there, Jr. Tony's there. Kyle Orden. Yeah. Uh, he had a hell. It's a,

you know what Kyle Orden is? Kyle Orden is, Kyle Orden is the quote, at any get together when there's guys. Man, Kyle Orton just had a hell of a career. I would take Kyle Wharton's career. That's Kyle Orden. Just guys sitting around a bar

talking about all football players to be like, hey, you know what though? That guy hung around. Kyle Oran, he did. What's he doing now? No one knows. Kyle Orton, put some respect on Kyle Orton. I can't figure out.

Ugly last name. I can't figure out if he is in a band or a lead singer actually or if it's just because he looks like Dave Grohl the singer. I can't, I can never picture Kyle Orton. She's in a picture. That's Kyle Orden? Dude, is this a Photoshop jersey? I don't know. Because I, not, but I feel like...

Kyle Orden played for the Cowboys. I feel like he bounced around to the Cowboys. He is in the band Creed. Is that K.O? Is that knockout? K. K.O. Carl Orden Kai Orden Can't type Kyle Orden What does mom call him

Come on Kai You're doing fine It's fine Kyle Orden Career Nine seasons For five teams Including the Broncos and Bears

He kind of had a little He kind of had a little Run with the Broncos too He did dude I remember that jersey With his last name And that Broncos font Orange-ass jersey

Kyle Orden Yeah bears for three years Broncos for three years Chiefs in 2011 Cowboys 2012, 2012, 2013 Chiefs. Every quarterback is played for the Chiefs and you're like they did?

Round 4, pick 106, Chicago. Chicago. What's he doing now? Do we now? The estate agent. Oh, here he is. On a former, dude,

number eight for the Broncos. Hard. Because Peyton Manning was 18. Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rogers, chin strap, face mask combo. Updated the face mask. Good for him. All right.

Team these guys at jeml.com. That'll just about that'll just about that. Go ahead and go. Yeah. Appreciate everybody. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

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Stop. Not going to because the chiefs have the most lickable helmet in the NFL. Yeah, so do all that. We love having the ratings in the reviews. views because that just recommends it to more people and get some more people joining in and listening to the show and watching the show. And we appreciate that a lot as well. So if you could do that, great. But I got to go ahead and goal to the holiday tournament.

Fish. Fish. Fish. Fishes. Until then. Hopefully you get what you want for Christmas. Hopefully it's a Patrick Queen jersey like me. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. All right. Love you guys. See a Clubhouse. Eddie Royal. Eddie Royal. Oh, Eddie Royal! So dirty! Broncos, baby. He was on the mind.