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Episode Date: September 4, 2024

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Burgers and dogs. Burgers and dogs. What are we having for Christmas dinner? Played a hot dogs. Hey, a best day of my life, best Christmas ever. Halloween's over.

Not bad for a fat guy. What's your, what's your password? Just wondering, Jason Gilden 92. What about you? Hey, hold on.

How do I get into your Hulu? What's the password? It's Chris Kea Matsu 68. Whitten, 82. What's up? I don't really want to say it. It's kind of personal to me. I don't really want to say it.

Just say it, bro. Nah, it's okay. I don't know. I don't really want to say it. It's, dude, come on. Fine, fine, fine, fine. It's Witten's elbow arm sleeves. 82, 9.

Not a. 9282. Romo to Witten. These guys. Just tell me your password, bro. I don't even care. I won't even remember it. Bratsky 90, all right?

Jesus Christ. Can I get spelling clarity on the Bratsky? Makes it even worse. B.R. Come on, dude. Just look it up. The shame. He's growing out his beard because he has to look exactly like a football coach

because it's football season. now just how it goes nice he's growing out his beard because he just landed a deal to be the live action toilet paper guy from the uh png johnson toilet paper brand god i wish dude that really is like my end goal what do you what's the end goal like what do you want to do i just want to be like the the toilet paper guy on a commercial johnson here Jeez. Just, just Johnson.

I'm still so, I'm still so pissed we haven't gotten like a Super Bowl commercial deal yet with Johnson and Schmitty. Come on, morons.

This guy. I know, it's so good. Figure it out. Figure it out. TG 99. Oh my God. TG.

It's the Warren's Sapp episode. Oh my God. It's a Brett Kiesel episode. 99. Very. powerful number. You got to be good, bro. If you're going to be 90-90, linemen, that's the guy. Yeah, but at the same time, it's like, it's either the guy or it's the kid that's like 5-2, super round

and can barely move. And Coach Skies is like, and it'll just stick him a, we'll just stick him a nose tackle, he'll eat up space at least. Noseguard. The dude that just like is holding up the laps, you know? Everybody behind Sputowski, he finishes first or we do it again. Come on, dude. He's crying.

Name a more embarrassing thing for a fat guy, not bad for a fat guy. When the whole, when all the fast, fast kids on the team got to get behind the slow piece of shit, big guy, number 99, pushing him in the back.

Come on, dude. You got this. Come on. I was always like, Jesus Christ, we're really doing this to this kid? Yeah, we're hazing this kid while we get a break

because we're going, we're not even, on a walking pace here. That break was big time. I was like, yes, we get to help the fat kid. Hey,

yes, we get to help Kirk off. Here we go. 99. We're dropping names inside clubhouse. Bro, the fat kid on your team. Got to push him along.

Why did coaches do that? That makes no sense. I think I started to do it a lot. Like, we did it once. And I was like, dude, we can get this break every day if we really milk it. Kirkoff's going to be crying on the last lap every time.

What if we all just get behind them every time, get a little break? The whole squad. Team, unity, yeah. I guess you're probably right. Coaches probably just get off to that so much about like, look at them, the rallying together. It's we before me.

And you're like, actually. They were family. This is the biggest me possible. We're family. Dude, coaches at the end of practice is so funny, bro. What I do just to get a coach after practice compilation. I love doing those. Get on knee,

get on knee. Hats off. They like don't do. They like don't do that well anymore. I don't know. Maybe people get tired of them. I don't really know. Not me.

That's one of my favorite videos to do is just like make fun of those coaches and give those speeches. Because we should have been one. It's, I mean, that's just, Yeah, it's been our life. It is our life.

It should be our life. You're so good at impersonating coaches after practice. You should like be one. Do you ever think about like being a coach? I think about it every day, day, day of my life. Hats off, take a knee. Coach Ski, you got anything? He's on his phone.

No, I'm good. Me after practice every day, Cathedral football practice. Coach P, you got anything? Let's get out. After three days, just stopped asking me. I was like, dude, come on. You got any tickies to push here? Yeah, we're pushing ticks.

Austin, Texas, October 3rd. Can we talk? Can't wait. Get over here, Austin, Texas. San Diego, November 7th. Let's just push ticks for those two for now. And we'll get into the rest later. All tickies right under here.

And we're at, Benny Polizzi.com. Come out, say what's up, take some picks. Let's kiss. It's going to be a wild time. Grab some merch. Dude. Just trust me on this one, Austin. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Also, Clubhouse just up front. Hey man, we're on YouTube every week. So if you're new here, every week, we're on YouTube. These guys, Clubhouse. You can email us. Team These guys at gmail.com. We love having the comments on YouTube. We'll have the ratings or other reviews. We love, love, love the emails. Keep blowing up the email line. Right, right, right. Absolutely great, great stuff. And so hit us up there. Please hit that subscribe. I know I got to say it. Hit that subscribe. Hit that subscribe. Hit that subscribe, right? Type 59, right, right? It's true. It's true. It's true. We're just, we're just all,

we're all just trying to have this community here where it just keeps growing and we all get together at the clubhouse and we watch the Brett Farf highlight that I sent a bit on Twitter today. Definitely already watched it. We drink foamy IPAs and we just have a giggle fest. I mean, I just have a good old time. So send it to the friends, do all those things for us. Appreciate you. Thank you. Not bad for a

Pet Guy. Cake. Station, how about this? Hey, and in the comments. Fox is the bartender? Sorry. All right. I'll stop. Hey, can I have another? Station now about this? Because you're having two beers.

Station now about this? what is that so funny dude god damn it he's wiping down the bar he's wiping down the bar so hard stops station out of it they throws the rag over his shoulder hey you're with a girl station now about this i can't and if you don't have anything to comment on the youtube uh comments just just name name a random NFL player. For real. I think that should just be all the comments ever. Like why are we giving prompts to comment?

You know what I mean? It should every comment under a podcast clip under a YouTube should just be like, you know, whatever, Jason Gilden. Boom. Richard Mendenhall. God, dude. When the Steelers got him, I was like, going to die. Yeah, the way swung the ball. Yeah.

held it like a loaf of bread, especially in Super Bowl 45. Sick, sick college team too. That whole squad in college on the game. You know what I'm talking about clubhouse. You know what I'm talking about nasty team. Juice Williams,

Richard Mendenhall, linebacker Jay Lemon, 47. I think Arrelius Ben, too. Maybe he was young. Yeah, because he came. Yeah, no, he was on that team. Because he came out in the same draft as Antonio Brown.

But not Brandon Lloyd, right? Correct. Brandon Lloyd was already like. Yeah, on the 49ers. Yeah. Hey, Brandon Lloyd, have, I don't think I ever saw him caught up catch a ball with two hands. God damn, he was so sick.

Him and Chris Chambers invented the one-handed catch. I said it. Chris Chambers? Bigs hands ever. The early 2000s, the early 2000s, Brandon Lloyd, with the 49ers with the black trim and the copper and gold go back to that.

49ers go back to that look dude go back to that look I promise I promise bro 49ers back to that and then dolphins back to like the Navy blue drop shadow you know what I'm talking about like it yeah I get down with that

ooh god there's something about it something about the dark trim I don't know no sports podcast though not a uniform podcast not an aesthetic podcast Okay. Yeah, dude. Football, though, last week. I guarantee you didn't watch any of it, did you? Not one thing. But I mean, I saw it all on the internet. So it's like, you know, but I'll probably never sit down and watch like a game again unless it's like the Super Bowl. But like I saw the stuff. Yeah. I saw this. I saw this celebration and going back to last week, one of the questions we got is like, what's going to be one of the things this year in college football, you know?

And I saw it last night. And it was after a touchdown by Florida State, which there wasn't very many because they got awful, but not a sports podcast. So they scored and the dude kept doing this on his head. And then everybody kept coming up to him on the sideline doing this too. And I was like, is this a TikTok thing? Is this in a music video? What is it, bro?

You know, because I guarantee like this Saturday you're going to be watching Texas, Michigan and Quinn Ewers is going to throw a touchdown and the dude's going to be running through the end zone going like this and you're going to all right I got to find out what the wind up thing is what the you see like the mr. clean like I'm cleaning it's a wind up doll probably something way cooler in that but I got oh you still you don't know I thought you I thought you knew and you're just no because that was the only time that I saw it but it was it had the feeling of something it's like oh it's going to show up here and then everybody is going to be doing that. Like, you remember, I think it was like 2015 in the NFL when every time somebody

would score, they would line up across from each other and they would run like tiptoe past each other. Do you remember that? I think. Yeah. But yeah, it's going to become a trend. It became a big thing. Because I remember this is how messed up I am. But I remember I had seen it around the league and then I remember Marcus Wheaton scored a touchdown against the Broncos in like week 15 in Pittsburgh and he scored and he turned to Antonio Brown and they that's what they did they like did the high step tip toe past each other and I'm like okay this is it's it's it's made its way here dude can college football players like actually celebrate now is that like a did they amend that rule or something because they're like dancing now and

I'm like, this is like the NFL. Yeah. They definitely made it or they just like absolutely don't enforce it at all. Because yeah, I remember when we were growing up like college football, it was like give the ball to the ref or they're throwing a flag on your ass. But now they can do stuff. Like was there said,

did we miss something? Because I was like, bro, they're doing actual dances in the end zone for a long time. Yeah, Travis Hunter did like a third of the thriller dance on Thursday night. I know. I was like,

dude, that's a flag for sure, right? But they didn't flag it. I was like, all right, it's a video game. Okay. I'm cool with it. Like, they're good, dude.

College players are going to take that so far. It's going to be insane. So I went to, I was in a wedding over the weekend. And guess what was there? The Bulls pregame intro theme song. No, no, no. I did pay homage to you, though,

because we actually had to do like one single entrances with the person you walk down the aisle with. Dude, put more pressure on me. Put more pressure on me. So it's like, I'd rather do. Okay, it's happening. 45 minutes of stand up comedy at a wedding than that. It was like, okay, it's happening. Here we go. And I said, you know what? I'm just going to shake my ass. And you know the girl I walked down the aisle with. We used to work with her. And so she's like, well, like, what should I do? And I was like, um, I said, you know what, we'll pour one out for BP here. I said, just, I'll turn to you and just smack me across the face and then I'll get into the ass shake.

Like the smack into the face will turn you into. Turn me into the ass shake. I'm telling. And I was like, so that you're not doing really anything. It gets kind of like a wow factor from people, whatever. And then we went up there and she actually like laid it on me. Man. Because she was like, well, do you want me to like fake it?

No. Like, give me a little contact. I'll sell it. But she fucking whack. And I sold it too. And it did feel pretty nice, honestly. I know. And, yeah, I heard a few, ooh, from the crowd when she smacked me.

And so I was like, there it is. If you can find a bridesmaid that'll really just knock the shit out of you. Perfect. It's a good default move. Smack me across the face. And then we just walk down the aisle. Boom. Well, because I know that's your move.

So I wanted to put my spin on it. So that's why I spun into the ass shaking. So I was like, what's on? I'm just a B. P. I have someone's presence there. Oh,

that's a good question. I don't even remember. Doesn't matter. It wasn't the bowls. It wasn't. Damn. Yeah, I couldn't tell you.

Because it happened so fast. And it was kind of enclosed. Like, it wasn't like we had a lot of room to like walk across the dance floor and like walk through the entire reception hall. So I didn't have time to register it. It was like, you're up there.

they're shooting you out, bam, go. And then you're at the table and you're turning around. And I was like, vice best man. You know, when you're not like, you're not the best man, but you're the next one closest to the groom. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like in the hole.

I was like vice best man. So right after me was, you know, the bride and groom pretty much are coming. Ooh. So. Yeah, you definitely black out in that situation. You have no idea what's happening. Yeah, I couldn't remember the song at all.

And your ear was. ringing from getting hit in the head. Did absolutely take my shirt and jacket off and only wear the vest at the wedding reception. Tie on head. No. The groom bandit. He said, no tie on heads.

What? I said, all right. Not even for the joke? Come on. I said, that's cool. But I did go.

So it was crazy because where we ate dinner where all the tables were. like I said, it was a pretty confined space. So it was a nice night. So then afterwards, they just opened up the doors and put the DJ out there because there was a patio. And that's where the music and the dancing was. And so, bro, sweaty. O sweaty back?

How many sweaty backs? 42 sweaty backs? 42 guys on the dance floor. 42 sweaty backs. With just a vest on. Just the through the thickest material ever, Men's warehouse best just sweat right through it. Oh yeah.

Every men's warehouse tucks, tucks, just seeping with sweat, dripping with sweat. Still have no idea where the white dress shirt is. Dude, how many white dress shirts have I lost? How many white dress shirts have I lost in my life? 14. I'm just going to go in there and like when I return my shit to men's warehouse and I'm just going to like, I'm just going to like toss the bag up there. be like Molinar

this wedding party see ya and just run out because like I don't know where the white shirt is I don't want to have to explain to them like hey I lost your shirt what are these people want for me

that's an insane policy anyways what's scam men's warehouse and all these wedding things are yeah have it back by 11 a.m. the day after the wedding bro eight hours ago I was blacked out sweating my ass off with no shirt on it's

11 a.m. turn this Dude, men's warehouse and hotels. I'm like, can we, dude, 5 p.m. is checkout for hotels. And 5 p.m. is when you get the dress shirt back. Push and six. It's on a Sunday. You're like, dude, right?

You're hungover is shit. There's so many other things that you're like. So many others. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wake up in a cold sweat. We got to get to men's warehouse in 30 minutes.

Like yeah right dude I'm all about in life like just listen I'm all about the easiest path path of least resistance just like if I have to pay a late fee to eliminate a really annoying unnecessary hungover trip I'll pay the late fee

like I'm sorry men's warehouse but you're not getting that from me eight hours after I lay my head on a pillow after this party that I was in. Like, it's just not happening. What is the deal with that? I don't know. I hate the whole thing.

And what's the late fee? Like, $100? Jesus Christ. I don't know. Like, you really, do you really need it back? You turn it around for tonight. Is that what's going on?

Right. It's a total scam. And it's like, I would say next wedding that I'm in, but I don't know if I'm going to be in any more weddings. That's like the last one, really. I mean, I have some buddies who I have some buddies who aren't married yet. And I'm sure if they were to get married.

But at the same time, we're at that weird point where it's like, my buddies may not get married until they're like 35. And then when you're 35, do you have like a six person wedding party? You probably just kind of like do it small. I'll be invited. That's cool. But like, who knows? But at that point, I'm like, listen, just make my gift instead of getting me like a fucking bag and a glass and an ice maker thing. or whatever the hell it is.

Like, dude, just make the gift, just the suit. Make me not have to rent a tux, do all the fittings, all the try on, pick it up, rent it for $200 and then have to return it the next day or get charged more. Just make it be a suit that I can keep forever, and it's mine. Please, God. That would be insane.

The wedding gifts. Guy wedding gifts. What am I ever going to use this, this, uh, fucking axe that you gave me, bro? Thanks for the axe with my name on it. What? Cool. I'll put it in my closet. Thanks for this, uh, big thermos with my name on it.

Let me throw it out the fucking window real quick. Did you even did, did, did I even cross your mind? when you thought about this gift for me? A thermos? Bro. Let me drop, kick this to the nearest goodwill real quick. Listen, it's just, that's what it's got to be.

No. Like, I appreciate it. I know the gesture. I know, no, I know the gesture, okay? And, like, I appreciate the gesture. I'm glad to be here for you. But, like, just give me, like, a quick handwritten note and then make my gift

not have to venture into a men's warehouse, and I'm good, brother. You don't got to give me anything else. That's honestly, that would be perfect. Hey, just do all my annoying shit for your big day. And that's the gift. The things I don't want to do, you know what? Think of the walk-down wedding reception entrance I have to do. Think of that for me.

Get the tucks for me, and I'll be there. Shoes size, size 12. like let's just give me like all I'll send you the numbers you take care of the bullshit yep if I look bad it's your fault because it probably is anyway so like yeah do just do not make me do not make me go in oh my for for your wedding I thought I'm already going to I got to do this bro kill me thanks for the thermos though big dog bartender set dude Oh, it has my name on it?

This changes everything. So glad I caught you when I did to get you in mind. Yeah. Dude, that's a good feeling, though. You don't ever have to go to a wedding ever again? Oh, no, I'm going to have to go to them, but I don't like, I'm nearing the end of the list of people I'm going to be in, you know?

Because everybody who's, everybody who I'd already be in is already married and I've already been in them. or the people who I would be in, like, maybe when they're 35, like, they're, you know, they're not really in any rush. So, you'll probably just get like a car or something. So I'm chilling. Great feeling, you know. He's done, folks. Yeah, those are my, those are my Labor Day weekend. I did that and I had cherry bourbon, cherry vanilla bourbon.

man. I'm 31. What's up? Yeah. That's so 31. You only have that under 31 when it's like an accident or you steal it from somebody's like back patio. I don't know. We got this cherry vanilla bourbon. You and four are your friends? Does anybody have any code red? Anybody have any big red that we can mix with this? Dude, doctor. Now I'm just like sitting there watching LSU fuck up on Sunday night. just on ice, just drinking it. Sounds perfect. And that's... Purpy, boy, whoa. I love you. And that's what happens.

Hey, I sent out a tweet last night. I said, so long, dogs and burgers on the grill. Yeah. See a Memorial Day weekend. Yeah, do you agree with that? Does anybody even buy a hot dog

between now and Memorial Day? I've never even thought of one at the cookout that I was at yesterday and my grandparents I was like going around everybody's like hey say your goodbyes make your rounds stuff that one last dog down because it's over see ya it's just not hot dog season anymore you know

I mean you have such an influx of them from Memorial from May until Labor Day weekend you're like okay I'm ready to put these down in the cooler and then unleash them come next next three day weekend. I guess that like a football a football tailgate you might have a hot dog

but like it's not you're not excited about it you're just like all right because there's nothing else. Right. That's different. I'm talking about like when the whole when you're having a cookout

or having to get together and the entire basis of the meal is around burgers and dogs. Those days are done. It's over. Dude, what if somebody handed you a hot dog on Christmas? I'd throw it at the wall.

Get out of my house Dude Hey, Merry Christmas A hot dog with ketchup and mustard I'd take one bite And throw it like your grenade It starts to convulse man It just

Start shaking everywhere I know my eyes would pop up It would not register with my brain Not register my brain at all A hot dog and a stalking I'd be like No Oh.

Hey, one of those like connector ones, that's like six feet long, just like the wieners that are tied to each other. All just stuffed in the stocking. No! No! That would be so weird. I don't think I've ever seen a hot dog in the month of December. I've never seen a hot dog in December, ever. Don't want to.

Just that's the only one. It's not right. The only one you see is in like the basement. concession stand of a high school basketball game. They're just like spinning back there and you're like, still. Nobody's buying those. Just take the,

just take the nachos, please. I'll take a pretzel box of popcorn. What are those? Four months later. Oh, I want a hot dog. I want to go to a baseball game just for a hot dog.

Yeah, see, that's the time. And I know people are going to disagree. Just like you said, you ever heard of a football tailgate? You ever heard of a football tailgate? I'm like, yeah, out of football tailgate.

I want fucking barbecue. BCD. Ribs. I want buffalo chicken dip. I want wings. Hello. Joey want wingy. Like now, okay.

Now you had your run, dogs and burgers. You had it. You kept us company for three and a half, four months. Okay. But now we turn it over to the wings, to the BCD, to the dips, to the notchills. To the chili. Chili season, anyone? It's coming quick.

Because just like when you're like, oh dude, if I saw a hot dog on Christmas, kill me. If I saw a thing of chili in July, cut my hands off. And my tongue. Happy Fourth of July. Bowl of chili with crackers. You know, I take the bowl and I pie you in the face with it.

Ah, I deserve it. Someone's mom. It's time for that, folks. All right. And you know what? Sure. If I'm popped after going to the Colt Steelers game at the end of the month and I'm walking by a tailgate and somebody wants to offer me a dog wrapped in an aluminum foil, yeah, I'm sure

I'll down it. But I don't want to go to somebody's football watching party on a Sunday or Saturday and have him to be like, yeah, we're having dogs and burgers. Like, I just did that for three months. Burgers and dogs. Burgers and dogs. What are we having for Christmas? Played a hot dog

Hat Bay A best day of my life Best Christmas ever Halloween's over I did see It has been fucking me up I did see a Kit Kat commercial That was straight up like

I want Kit Katz for Halloween Because Like I saw that on live television On NBC this morning It was crazy I think I saw a Reese's one No I didn't I haven't seen any Halloween shit

dude my parents neighbors across the street from them they already have those two like giant eight foot tall skeletons from target up in their yard i think that's fine right because it's like Halloween season it's kind of yeah see i'm always just like there's a lot of people that are like september 1st you can start getting with Halloween and November 1st you can start getting down with christmas and i'm always like i need just like a little bit of a leeway time like i needed it to be like September 15th for it to be like Halloweenish for me to feel comfortable with thrown on like nightmare before Christmas and I needed to be like November 7th for me to start really like all right, Sinatra Christmas like I don't know. That's just me. I need because you're coming off Labor Day weekend and it's such a hard turn like it's still going to be like

88 degrees on Wednesday here. Like I can't get down with Halloween and spooky shit when it's fucking 88 degrees. I'm roasting like a dog. I know, but I just love it so much, dude. I do too. But it's just like after Halloween, I still am kind of wanting to watch like Michael Myers on November 1st. So it's hard for me to just flip right over because I'm still kind of in that mode. I need to let the Myers wash off me a little bit before I can get into Bouble. I'm ready for it. That's just me. I'm ready for it right now. It's just me. Hang the spider webs, bro, right now. Dude, the amount of insane DIY shit that's popping up on my Instagram that I will never do, but I want to do all of them for Halloween is insane. It's just nuts.

Like what? I need to like report it so it stops showing up. But also I love it. I want to keep watching it and send it to my wife. The way I just want to carve a pumpkin today. Well, I saw a DIY pumpkin lights. So you go get a bunch of like the fake plastic pumpkins. You carve out faces.

in them, you put a little light in there that you can turn on with a remote, you hang them from your ceiling. And they become like jack lanterns that are hanging from your ceiling as lights. So another one where it's, you make like spider web brownies. Oh. Dude. Yeah, you're going to do this. I bet. You honestly should.

This would be funny. I think it would do well on your TikTok. Not that I'm managing your shit. Oh, well. Can you? Anyways, they have a, like a sheet pan of brownies. and then the person was like they mash up

mash and heat up marshmallows to where they go from like the molo cube to like just being like whipped cream essentially and then they would like put it in their hands rub it together and then like spread it

across the brownies so it looks like it's like cobwebs to go across your brownies but it's marshmallows I would take those out dude I'd be taking rows out of that. I just don't. Same, but it's just like, damn, man, where are these people like,

if I, if I walk away from my son, he's yelling at my ass and wanting me to play choochoo trucks with them, but like, I know. How are these people doing all this shit? I don't know either. It is insane. I'm like, damn, you just had all the, like, would you have a week to figure out that recipe? What? Exactly.

But, I mean, maybe that's what they do. they just make D. I kind of hate DIY shit. I'm kind of like, I'll just buy it made. I don't want to make anything, bro. The jackal lantern lights. I'm like, that's sick, but like, dude. You should just be able to buy those somewhere, right? Like, you go into Hobby Lobby, you should be able to, you know. Shut the fuck.

Me carving jackal lantern lights on my floor for four days. Kill me. Halloween's over. Zoot. Hey, that first day. God damn, we never talk about holidays. We should keep talking about it. I've none of like we ever have. On this episode of these guys,

the Burfie Boys talk about holidays for the four hundredth, ninety-eightth time in a row. What were you about to say, though, that first day? That first day. You know, you're talking about how you need some time for the summer to chill out, Halloween to start.

But that first day we were like, oh shit, it's about to be Halloween. When it's like, it's kind of cold, it's like a little rainy. You're like, today's the day. There's always one day where you're like, oh, shit. This is it, bro. This is the first day of like, we're about to get hype for Halloween. It might be like, it might hit like five days before Halloween. It might be like 10 days before Halloween.

It might be like three days before. But there's always a day where you're like, it's so Halloween right now. I just want to never felt thriller put thriller on repeat and Monster Mash we got to get more on this year everybody is like yeah

Christmas obviously you have Christmas music and you have Christmas playlist Christmas essentials Burpee boy times three these energy drinks are getting to me you have you have those and they have their place

and you look forward to them We got to get in on the Halloween playlist. Thriller's always the best one. Kind of over that, honestly. Can something de-thrown thriller? Uh, yeah, there's just not a lot. There's not a lot that you can do. There's more than you think, though,

because there's so many movies about it. You know, there's so many shows and there's so many things. Yeah. Put Michael Myers theme on there, the Halloween theme. Listen to that all day. Not a lot of, Monster Mash. Bang.

not a lot of songs with like words though it's all like just background like suspense that's cool that's fine embrace it dude my dad's whole like CD collection is just all like Halloween suspense I swear to God he has like four pages of like Halloween suspense music just flips it on getting the right mood get to like every four seconds it's like ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you're like, I thought, I forgot the CD player was on. That's the shit right there, man. Yeah. Throw that shit on.

Hey, somebody's watching me. That's Halloween. That could, man, that's a good song, bro. And it's kind of low key, too. Like, right. It's not really Halloween, but it is. Right. It's not overt Halloween, but you get it.

Like, if that came on, like, in a summer playlist, you'd be like, we can keep this on. Just so much passion when Michael Jackson comes in on that. And like, yeah, he's like not the main guy in the song. I'm like, what happened here? How did the song, how was this even made? I'll tell you exactly what happened. I saw the TikTok too.

I told you about this when we were doing espresso like six years ago. Oh, say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Yeah, it was your TikTok. The dude who's the artist. on that song, Rockwell, I believe. His dad was a record producer

under Michael Jackson's label. You did tell me this. And he said, hey, as a favor, can you come and do this hook from my son's song? Because we know if we put you on it, it'll pretty much instantly be a hit. And that's exactly what happened. So Michael Jackson and his prime

probably went in there and just fucking ripped. I always feel like somebody's watching me. Probably did it one time. I think so too. And then you just looped it. And that's all it took. It's such a good song. He crushed that.

What are the best Halloween songs? Now I've got to look it up. They got playlists for it. You can throw Stranger Things in there now. You can throw, which I know you've seen, one of the only shows you've seen. Disturbia. Okay.

All right. Now I'm into it. Disturbia. Zombie. That's kind of it, though. Zombie, Ghostbusters. A nightmare on my street

by Will Prince. Will Prince. Will Smith. Enter Sandman made the list. Cool. Okay, Virginia Tech. Yeah, some of them are kind of stretches

like highway to hell. Like, yeah, no, no way. Just because it says hell in it? Okay. Can't claim that Halloween. Halloween Spooky scary skeletons

That kind of bangs This is Halloween From Nightmare Before Christmas Oh dude Let's go Oh I love a old ass holiday song For some reason

If it's not like from the 1970s I'm like Halloween Halloween Halloween Oh I can't wait to put my Michael Myers mask on Is it weird in L.A? Is it weird in L.A.?

Is it weird? in L.A. with like, because you can't really tell it's Halloween, because it's all the same. You can't tell anything in L.A. I'm like, it could be December. It's the same exact day. I'm like, can it just rain? I haven't seen the rain in a year. But when it rains, it rains for like two months.

I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, then people start getting concerned. I'm always like, yes, the rain. I can just like, you know, stay in bed all day. Then I'm like, I'm like, I never do that. Every time it rains. Oh my God, just throw on a movie

and just like bundle up and never do it. But I always think about it. I'm still not convinced you've ever slept. Like you know how this is weird? Like you can like picture people like you're like oh yeah they sleep like a normal like

it just doesn't register for me at all. Like I think it's just like 3.15 in the morning and you're still just like sitting like a cat working on your laptop somewhere. That's fine with me. That's great. just perched up at a Panera 315. How do you get in there?

3.15 a.m. I swear, you, my dad, never seen you sleep. I don't want to. You never saw your dad like take a nap? Man, I think maybe like twice. And it was when he came down with like a really bad fever. It was like actually sick. I think that's cool, bro.

God damn. I saw my dad take so many naps. Dumbass face. I'm the lazy boy. Classic dad. Yeah, for sure. Football game on? I was like, oh my God, be more dad.

No, man. My dad's got like two yellow legal pads out, like six highlighters, two pens. He's writing down God knows what. It's like 1145 at night. I'm like, what? Highlighters. Like, you know, when you'd be going on like family trips, you know, and you pull over halfway and you'd stay, you like stay in a home.

hotel before you're going to whatever spot you were going to. So your whole family all had to like share the same room. Crazy. Yeah, weird, right? But like my sister would be passed out both of my mom had this sleep for a while. I had just been like chilling watching the end of the, you know, fucking Cubs game or whatever on TV. And then finally I'm like, all right. But then there's my dad, like 1145, just like sitting upright in the bed, jotting away, highlighting things. Like, Hey, hey, and then I wake up the next day. Still, like, he's still, he's still, he's already up or he's still just been up. Has a coffee, he's just in another location in the room doing the same thing.

Like, what is happening here, man? God, just goes like that to this day. Good. Need more highlighter dads. Big highlighter dad. All right. Let's, uh, let's get the, let's get the, uh, let's get into the, the Clubhouse here, the mailbox team of these guys at Gmail.com. Dotcom. All right.

Let's see. I saw this one pop up and I'm really interested in it here. This is from Mary Alice and the subject line is sibling bonding over these guys. No way. Hey, Clubhouse. I've been listening to the podcast for over a year and in the last few months I've got my brother to listen to it too. Now we have our weekly check-ins to discuss what's new in the clubhouse. My brother and I have grown up in a family that bonds over sports, so some of our favorite members together are connected to those sporting events. Do either of you have a game that you experienced with a family member or friend that has bonded you in a weird way since then? Quick shout out to my brother for being my built-in best friend

for random sports talk and crying together out of joy and pain over our Buffalo teams. Go bills! Get a ball! Mary Alice. Well, that's awesome. Mary Alice. Thanks for sharing that. Love to hear it.

Hopefully some clubhouse talk over Labor Day coming up at Thanksgiving, the Thanksgiving table. I mean, Halloween's already over, so Thanksgiving's almost here. So have some of that chat going on. That's our best podcast, by the way.

These guys' best podcast is the Thanksgiving episode. Oh, that's a must listen for sure. It is, every year. On your way to your grandmas, these guys? Yeah.

Yeah. Can't wait. Are you excited? Halloween's over, part four. Game that you experienced with a family member or friend that has bonded you in a weird way. Well, I don't want to say like the obvious ones of like the Cubs winning the World Series or the Steelers winning the Super Bowl. So I'm trying to think of like some weird fucking shit that we just happen to like be there at the same game or something. Like you and your family?

Or like a, what do you mean? well she said family member or friend oh like us at the same game have we never no no just like yeah yeah yeah if you have one where you're like huh and you keep go you know like but it's like a memory where you're like oh yeah we like have that together um damn i can remember for like four sundays in a row in like 2005 me and my sister would just sit in the same chair and she'd be like, hey, before we sat in the same chair, she'd be like, can we watch Priest Holmes? And we'd just sit in this love seat and watch Chiefs, Priest Holmes. Because they were always on. Four weeks in a row, we'd just be like, yeah.

I'd just be like, yeah, we'd watch like 15 minutes and then go do something else. Can we watch Priest Holmes? Yeah, for sure. Can't wait. Just Priest homes too. Yeah, not the Chiefs. Just priest, please. Give me a priest or give me death. Father Holmes. Yeah, I went to a weird, like Colts games growing up because I had friends who had tickets, you know, like their families would have like season tickets. And sometimes I would get the invite. And I was like young enough to where like, you know, maybe the Steelers were on a buy or like I probably was just like, I'd rather go with my friends to the Colts game than and just like follow the Steelers game on the scoreboard. Then, you know.

So like I remember going to the 2008 Colts. Texans Ravens Titans oh okay Colts Ravens game and it was one of those weird it was like October

and they had the roof open but it was like 92 degrees like it was just the hottest and we're just sitting directly in the sun in the end zone I cannot stand that but yeah sorry

and yeah I remember like Marvin Harrison caught like two bombs and Joe Flacko was a rookie it's with Anthony Miltow so that's a weird one

that I have not that it really hits but it's just like ones like that where yeah I'd be like I guess I'll go to the Colts game

sure I remember I'd like be there I'm like I don't really give a shit that's the best game to go to one of you don't care about

you're like yeah it's just kind of freeing yeah you're just like cool me and Ben are tied to we went to the national championship Ben's dad had extra ticket for me

that was actually that was actually a good really good time because I was like how are we here right now Dude, yeah, it was when Indy hosted the national title, Georgia, Alabama a couple years ago. And yeah, Ben hit me up, I think like the day of. And it's like, bro, I got an extra ticket if you can go tonight.

I was like, holy shit, what it. Like, this is insane. And so, yeah, me and Ben made our way to Lucas Oil. We're drinking. Had killer seeds. We're drinking wine and like the club level seats. Everybody was like 10 times more excited than they usually be. I was like, this is sick.

everybody, dude, you kind of, it was so loud, you kind of couldn't even hear anyone. Like, I, like, every time you talked, I was like, what did he say? We were so loud. We were sitting, like, with a bunch of Georgia people. Oh. Because Georgia had won the title in like 40 years. So it was like mainly Georgia folks. And you remember that dude who was fully dressed in a Georgia uniform, like had a helmet on.

And I think he had a red lightsaber too. And you were like, how the hell did he get a fucking lightsaber in this thing? I always wonder that when you like see somebody like on a like on a TV broadcast in the stands and I'm like how do they get that big ass sign in there

the D and the fence I'm like how do you get that in can you just bring that in any you can have anything on a poster board and bring it in or do they like write it while they're in there well if they do check and if you have some bullshit they won't let it in

like if you have like yeah you know some derogatory shit or shit that the stadium wouldn't approve over whatever they won't. But who's, I'm like, who's checking that?

I remember, I remember Steelers Colts like 2011. My dad brought the video camera because he wanted to, dude, and they made him like, they're like, you can't bring that in here. It's like,

what do you mean? They're like, it's a camera, you know, for like copyright shit. He's like, I have a camera. We all have iPhones.

How are they're like, well, we haven't regulated, you know, being able to film on your phone, but like an actual video camera, you can't do it. So my dad had to like run back to the car that bullshit and put the video camera away.

But yeah, like a lightsaber, like a fucking weapon. They're like, yeah, sure. So, no problem. Beat somebody over the head with that. Right. Always so curious. A hell me too? Take that shit off Miles Garrett somebody?

Come on. Those Raiders fans with like spiky shoulder pads. Just, yeah, let them in. You got a knife? No. This guy with 15 knives on his shoulders. You're good. Front row.

Get in here. He definitely won't tackle anybody who is wearing the opponent's jersey. It's all good. Face paint looks like he's going to kill somebody. You're good. Wait, wait a second, ma'am. Your bag's too big. It's a two inches wider than it's supposed to be.

You got to run that back to the car. Guy that looks like a serial killer Come on Keep it moving Keep it moving You're good, man Hey, can't wait to see you again next week No man

You can't bring the diaper bag in here to feed your child No sorry No outside food or drink You with the spiky helmet Is that a Dr. Pepper? You're going to have to drink that right here Can't bring it in No

machete machete machete guy in the back Come on Let's get you Let's get you a shot on CBS guy Come on No sense All right

From Zach Machety guy Subject line Maurice Jones Drew Thank you This is a long one here Who's tackling him For

First time email long time listener. Big fan of the show. Thanks, man. I had the pleasure of seeing Benny and Raleigh a couple weeks ago. Yeah. Crushed. And brought my wife along who had a blast.

Sweet. From the moment I entered that comedy club, I was dying as Ben saw me and gave me a shout out due to the fact that I was rep in a jersey, Maurice Jones Drew, which promoted me to yell across the room. Clubhouse with Ben responding. Not a sports podcast.

Easily the highlight of my week. Me too. Joey, get down here. soon and been looking forward to the next. That's all. What, what, so was it a white old Jaguars? What was it? Do you remember? Yeah, I remember. This is the only

thing I remember. It was a black Maurice Jones Drew with the NFL equipment white right there. You know what I mean? Yep. Hell yeah. Like the Jaguars uniforms before they changed and became like

kind of not the Jaguars anymore. Did it have the Jaguar on the arms? Yeah. the long one. You know what I'm saying? I know, I know. Dude, big logos on sleeves. Let's go.

What are we doing? They're making a comeback. They are. Yes. But yeah, dude, I just like peeked into the like where all this, like the show room or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. And I saw a homie, like, just wearing a Reese chance shirt. And I was like, yo. And he saw me and he goes,

Clubhouse. I got not sports podcast. That's just all he said. And I don't know. It was just, he was perfect. Perfect, like a perfect dude in the front row. That's awesome.

I've thought about that guy every day since the show. He says, my question is, did you guys ever experience freshman beat downs by upperclassmen in high school football? To break it down before practice, we'd all be gearing up on the practice field, adjusting pads, tossing the football, warming up before coaches were around.

While this is all going on, the upper class phone would all start a clap chanting, freshman beat down on repeat. Then out of nowhere, an upper classman player would come charging down an innocent freshman like a hawk. helmet gear and shoes to go flying and all that was left was a cloud of dust and a poor pancake freshman on the ground. As a victim of this activity, I can honestly say it was hilarious at the same

time, one of the most nerve-wracking things to go through a freshman each week. Unfortunately, this infamous and famous tradition was put to a halt my sophomore year as an underclassman got pretty banged up from the whole ordeal. No shit. So I was unable to experience it as a senior. Slapped my ass with a Jeff Blake towel like chicken out of pumpkin spice latte as I hide for my wife playing NCAA football 25 with the quote does the station know about this? Stuck up my head on repeat. Keep up the great work fellas.

Bro, gets it. Bro, good. What an email. Bro, good. What an email. That's awesome. Thanks,

Zach. Keep emailing back. No, no. We really, I mean, we didn't have anything like that. It was kind of just like your typical,

you just had that like fear, that nervousness. You never knew when someone was going to come. But like Ben was a senior when I was a freshman. And we definitely didn't have any of that. I was kind of like, we got other things to worry about.

I was like, dude, we got like, we got to get ready for to play this team. I was like, fuck the freshman, bro. Like let them do their own thing. I think we kind of were the first like seniors to be like,

I don't even know. Like we didn't even, that didn't cross my mind one time. Yeah, you guys kind of embraced us in a weird way. but also like you never know for us it wasn't like we were going to get tackled like that for us it was just like well Drew Exley and Joe King are going to roast our ass in front of everybody yeah I thought you guys were cool I was like they're going to be good bro that team's going to be good yeah I was like I don't want to

mess with them it actually did did uh yeah looked out for us but there was like a handful like I just mentioned like an exly, a joking, a Merrill. Yeah, when you get like the group of like four or five. Oh, you're in trouble, bro. You walk past them in the blockhouse or like in school or on the field. See everything about your life is getting to viscerated. Oh, four seniors walking by a freshman, not good. Not good.

So scary. Turn, take a left into the bathroom and chill in there for like three minutes. So they walk. or when you're a freshman you walk into a bathroom with like four seniors yikes turn out and go back it's so scary

I'm like god damn this is like a movie like just let me turn around and go back bro the first day of school and I was a freshman oh my god bro it was it was literally like a movie

a Disney channel original movie I was like kind of late I was probably like one minute late didn't know my locker combination dude Jake Colossack comes up to me goes What's up freshman and just keeps walking? I was like I was like really sweaty

I didn't know where my first class was I was like Is this just fucking high school? Like this sucks Meanwhile you've known him like your whole life And like the week before he was probably like Bullitt's it's up man it's gonna be good time First day smacks books down Freshman what's up freshman pussy

I was like dude we just like we were friends like Two hours ago Yeah I'm trying to think I'd like channel one With a bunch of those guys too Channel one is like I always tried to

I always tried to beat them in there And then would never move Would never get up to Blow my nose To ask if I could use the restroom Because as soon as you did If you walked in after they were already In the back corner of the classroom

See ya If you got up to ask if you could use A restroom chirped the whole time I was just like I'm beating them there I'm sitting them there I'm sitting in my seat and I'm minding my own business. Start getting a little too comfortable like halfway through the year. Start getting a little confidence, you know.

Right. Try to throw a little joke in there. Hey, yeah. What about the get roasted? You're like, all right, back to first day. I think I said four words my freshman year in high school. Yeah. It's probably called for it.

So scared. Let's go to Austin here. The subject line is Michael Vick. toy football. So, Benny and Joey. First time email there, but day one clubhouse. Love the show.

Thanks, dude. Attended Joey Shipp in Minneapolis in a college station, or a college Dion Sanders jersey. You got to mention TG93. Yeah, Austin. All right. I remember you know.

Black FSU. And it was crazy because it was one of like the modern ones. Crazy. So when I saw it too, I was like, who is that? And then he just turned around and Sanders was like,

oh my God, yeah. Anyways, now the fall is almost over. I can't wait for the Molinard minute to return. Speaking of football season, for my money, the two best nostalgic footballs were the Nerf ball that whistled midair and the Michael Vig toy football you could draw plays on. How crazy was that? Speaking of Michael Vick, how shocking to the sports world was his dog fighting scandal. For me, it was up there with Vikings loveboat, Aaron Hernandez's drama, Andrew Luck retirement, Aaron Hernandez's murder, drama. It's one way to put it. What other scandals are newsworthy events come to mind in sports world? Slept my ass as I cry like a baby after the Vikings finally draft what looks like a franchise

QB and he tears up his knee at a first preseason game. Or like I caught two passes for 14 yards against Old Dominion in 2010. You choose. Two for 14. Dude, I thought he was talking about him. I almost scored, bro. I almost scored. Chill.

2011, salt team in six games, mostly on special teams. Hell yeah, dude. Tackled on the one. My dad yelled at me. Yeah, the Michael Vick football, he attached to a picture of it as well. I don't know if you remember that or not. I don't at all.

I don't. Yeah, and I don't really remember it either. I remember kind of types like this. I don't remember it being like a Michael Vick special. But yeah, the fact that you could like, it's super, you were like, well, this is the future, the future.

Dude, there was. Yeah, I just remember the Michael, I just remember the Michael Vick. fighting thing. I was just like Jeremy Schap and Bob Lee were always on TV and it was like constant it was just like constant outside the lines like ESP. I hate outside

the lines. Oh my God. It was just outside the lines and like legal experts and Jeremy Shapp and I was like I just always seen like Michael Vick walk out of a out of a building in a suit. I was like what is going on man? This sucks. I hate

I just outside the line. It's such a Sunday show. I cannot. When I Outside the lines would come on. I'd be like, oh, you literally ruined my day. But yeah, it's all right.

I just, I just thought of the, the theme song music for that. And it just gave me PTSD. Oh, I did too. Every time Jeremy Shep comes on. Um,

the worst. You're just like, oh, now it would be sad or boring and or both. God damn, man. I hated that. I've got some,

uh, this football. This football iconic for me. we probably bought seven of these and I probably like what was four of them what was its calling card like what was the special thing there

you could like squeeze it I think it was cool because it was all black like the ring around it was glow in the dark it was called the black bomb it was just fun to play it was way more fun

like if I was trying to throw the football with one of my sisters they would like it wouldn't be fun if we used a regular football but if we used like that it was like oh yeah let's play sure it's like one

you want to bring to the beach, you know? You could wing that thing. A vortex with a little pop out thing. Press a button. Yeah. That was cool. There's one. And it also would whistle and it would go a country mile.

Uh-huh. But the best vortex ball was just the one that was like the OG. Just like the, you know, it didn't have any special effects. It was just like that one that was like 14 bucks at wall. It's just like the just straight up. Is it that one that she like wanted to take a bite out of? You could.

Yeah. It was like, man, like just holding it, you're like, dude, I could just throw this forever. And you kind of could. Everybody was Josh Allen with that fucker. Dude, I just remember taking out my neighbor's like fence with it. My neighbor had a wooden like popsicle stick ass fence. Bro, so many pieces of that fence. Just because I would draw back and just pretend I was Mark Brunel and just be like,

Mark Brunel. Mark Brunel, kind of sick on the Jags. King of McArdle, Jimmy Smith, not sports podcast. Saul Mark Brunel at Prime 47 during the Combine, his top eight moment of my life. I would have given him a hug. I think I did.

All right, from Olivander. I don't remember seeing this name, so I think it's the first timer here as well. Hey, guys, hope you enjoyed your summer. Bring on the football season. Hell yeah. When you guys were in high school or college, What was your pregame ritual before games?

A certain hype song or something else. Listening to Boom by POD was big when I was in school. So many guys would listen to that song and picture themselves hitting somebody super hard. Football and feeling very big or picturing themselves scoring a winning touchdown in front of a big crowd and would get that tingly feeling while listening to the music. Curious what you guys did. Slop my ass and listen to the announcer's scream, He's doing the gritty! Thanks, Alvander.

Cool name, by the way. Don't see that pop up very much. Songs that were big. My senior year that that song was big. Like the beat of it. So like pregame we'd be playing like in the stadium. And like I think maybe the locker room a little bit.

We had such tight restrictions. You couldn't. Everything had to be edited. You couldn't, you know. So you're pretty limited on like what you could really like bang before. And I didn't have like good head. back then. I just had like shitty. Me too. I don't know if I even had any.

Yeah. It was all so messed up and you got to listen to like the blockhouse music and you're like, who's in charge of that? You know, like it's so hard to get that together. Like we didn't have like the ox court. I don't think. I think we just literally had a CD player. Waka flaka was big.

We had an ox court about the time it got to me, but Waka flakka was big. I remember the pregame shit for me kind of started like the night before almost. Like I remember the night before we finished with your Thursday practice and all the shit that I had to go through for the walkthrough and all the, you know, P's and Q shit even afterwards. And then like our position group would go to a restaurant and we just hold it down for like three hours. It was like we'd get done with practice that like six something. Get out of the blockhouse area by like seven.

go to like McDonald's right by the school and just like sit in there outside and like chew tobacco and it's kind of like bullshit for like two hours. So dumb. So stupid. Yeah, but it was so fun. It was like, oh shit, kind of got the right mindset going for the day for the game. Other than that game day, it was just kind of a fucking hodgepodge. I didn't really have like a regular ass shit thing.

I did. I didn't either. I was just trying to make sure I wasn't going to like cramp up pretty much. That was like all I was thinking about on game days, especially early in the year. I was like, okay, I got to drink like 14 bathtubs of water.

It was such an annoying thing. I didn't really have anything special that I did though. Yeah, had to stay hydrated. It had to like conserve as much energy as possible because for some reason and our position coach, rest of peace, put us through an entire game before we actually played the game. That was actually insane.

Same guy. Well, I got that I got that that I got to do 20 minutes before kickoff. So I got to make sure I'm really conserving a lot here. I would never try and they would get so mad at me. I did it in college too. Before the game when we're like going through stuff, I was like,

I'm not trying. Like, let me like be loose and like, dude, they would all, I'd always get yelled at. And then I'd be like, okay, well, I'm not getting the ball throwing to me. at all this game because I just got screamed

at by the coach before the game. Because I was like trying to have fun. Like there's music playing. Like for the music thing, I think it could be kind of any song. Like I could get down with any song before a game. It could be like the weirdest country song and I'd be like hype to it just because it's like before a game.

Yeah. It's the environment. Yeah. Yeah. People walk in the stadium stadiums like picking up. PA's coming on. Lights are on. Uh-oh. Not a reminiscent podcast. All good. I've been going pretty long. I'd say that's it.

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November 14th, I'll be there. Get your tickies. Bennypolice.com. Come where you're, come where you're the dumbest jersey you have. Please. Take care of them, Buffalo like you took care of me. Cool. All right. Well, all those things we told you at the beginning,

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