THESE GUYS! - CYO highlight tape
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fucking beat the shit their whole life by their brothers.
So when they play you, they're like, I'm bullying your ass now.
Yeah.
Your coach is like, these kids are tough.
This whole family has wrestled at that school for 62 years.
You're like, oh, my God, dude.
He's probably going to punch me on the court.
You know, like last name, like Shira or, uh,
Shira or McGinley.
Oh, dude.
See ya.
See ya.
See ya.
God dang it, dude.
Not bad for a fat guy
TG 116
It's a stand-in show
TG 116
Oh you're standing
Standing?
Standing, bro
I kind of like that
Standing in the room
Down here at Disney
You know Walt Disney World
Happiest Place on Earth
Down here at Disney
Getting the way from the kids
And the wife
And the in-laws
Because hey
You know
Once a week
We gotta just
bring it to the clubhouse, man. So I'm standing in my room for your Disney enthusiasts out there.
Caribbean Beach Resort is where we stay because it's close to the skyliner. And that helps get the kids to and from different parks. This is all just like Chinese to bin. No, no, no. I've been there. I've been there. I know. Just getting a little little backdrop. And yeah, I got my, we jerry rigged it. I got my, you know, I traveled with the mic, which I was a little afraid that TSA was going to hop in and be like,
I knew eventually I'd be able to say, hey, it's just a mic, a podcast host.
But, you know, that flying through on the book bag, you got to be like, what the hell is that?
You know, so I thought that that was going to come up.
Nope.
Didn't clean.
I had no problem with TSA.
And using my phone flashlight as a little bit of light for me here.
So, we're all good, man.
We're down in Florida at 70 degrees.
It's snowing back in Indy.
Me and Ben aren't there.
And life is good.
Bro.
How just, what's, what's Disney been?
like, dude, I miss Disney World so bad, honestly. I want to go back. I got sad when I saw the pick.
I was like, I know, it's, bro, it's, you know, when you have two kids, that's once two and a half almost and one's 10 months old, it's certainly a different experience.
But you just fight through. You trudge on. Don't they love it, though? I mean, that's, oh, yeah. No, it, absolutely. I mean, that's one of the best parts. That's why you do it at this point. It isn't for me. It's not for me or.
or as a parent. It's like, is it? You're like, I mean, anything that that's just icing on the
cake, BP. That's just icing on the cake, anything that comes with it for for us. But yeah,
when Frank like sees Chubaca walking around the park and he's freaking out, that's the shit right
there, man. That's it. But, hey, definitely not a vacation, right? Let's not get it twisted.
Like, this is no vacation for Mullenard. And all right? This is absolutely work. It's more work than I do
in a typical week. It's a business trip, man.
Business trip, man.
Every time, every away game ever.
Business trip, fellas, lock in.
Keep it locked in.
Hey, business trip, you're playing Sassina 15 minutes away.
Oh.
Bro, the team you play that you knew you're just going to beat the breaks off of.
So much fun.
Oh, yeah, dude.
But typical, every time the first quarter, the first 12 minutes,
they came out swinging with like a halfback pass.
Oh, they did do that.
And the defense is super fired up.
And all of a sudden you find yourself and it's like 12 to 7 and your coaches are,
we told you.
We told you it's going to be like this.
And then they get tired because they have eight guys on their team and you eventually beat their ass.
They do always have 16 people.
How did you guys even get cleared to play IHSA football?
Head coach would pull everybody together at the beginning of the week,
run through the roster of 15 guys.
I know, I know that this guy's 5-6, 150 pounds.
He's playing nose tackle, but he's one of the mean, he's got the longest mean streak
you've ever seen.
This guy's going to be playing college football.
He's going to be playing on Saturday.
So you just wait.
Trying to sell you so hard on it.
They always sold me so hard on it.
I was like, oh, that guy's probably going to go to like Virginia Tech or something.
Just never played a down to football after.
high school. I was like, oh, damn, I really thought he was the truth.
Business trip, man.
Business trip, yeah. We're getting on a plane? We're taking school buses to Decatur.
Sleeping on my shoulder pads for a game that's 20 minutes away. Never been more tired in my life
than on that, on that trip, on the bus. You start to question, you're like, I don't know if I'm
going to have energy to play this game. That's how tired I am. And then you're like,
Like, doctor?
Maybe I need some food.
And the food before the game is like checks mix and bananas and shit.
No, sometimes the food before the game would be like, and it's some of my time,
we'd have like lasagna.
Oh, like the pre pregame.
Yeah, like, like, okay, you eat at the school and then we get our shit together,
get on the bus and then go.
Yeah, that, that pregame meal was like a little too nice.
I'm like, it's 82 degrees still.
We got to go play at FC.
I'm Garfield.
Like, I'm just having lasagna and garlic bread.
I'm going to be puking and warmups.
Table full of cookies.
I just ate eight cookies.
Dude, you're a sophomore.
You're not going to play.
Just house and brownies, cookie.
Hey, you take a plate to go plate.
After the game, put it in my car.
Dude, just house and food.
All the team moms, too many team moms.
The Travis Kelsey Senior, the Travis Kelsey Senior coming up,
be like, this for the seniors.
I don't know what you're doing, Policey.
Yeah, you get last pick.
Like, damn, dog.
I can't have a cosmic brownie.
I've been playing scout team all week.
Can't have a cosmic brownie.
I'm helping you out.
You don't need this, dog.
You're going to be cramping before the fucking coin toss.
Has this big
The Toin Koss
Has a big gallon
Ice Mountain water
That's just the way
That hydration ran my brain
In those days
Did I say Toin Koss?
No
But I
You didn't
And I was like
How did he not?
I think I kind of did
No
I don't know
If it's right or wrong
Toe Koss
I think it's right now
Dude I miss Disney World
Bro
How's it
I just want to smell
What you're smelling
In that room
I know it's a good smell
What's the fit
It's honestly not in my room because there's like four just shitty diapers in the trash can right now.
And so it's kind of just fumigating the room a little bit.
Still just so vacation, you know.
But yeah, once you step outside, you get that floor to air, I've been, dude, I've been so dad.
We've been here for, well, we moved up the flight because it was supposed to be a terrible winter storm in Indy on Sunday.
We're supposed to leave Sunday.
smart. So we left on Saturday instead beat the whole thing. But I've just been walking around.
Every time we're outside, I'm like, you feel that kids? That's the Florida air. Florida sunshine,
kids, nothing better. God, it smells like water. I love that, man. A little bit of salt, a little bit of salt.
Yeah. A little, hey, smells like a little bit of, what are we doing tonight? You know what I mean? You're like,
there's like, we got to do some. There's like an urgency of like, let's, uh, even if we're not doing anything,
Let's like go walk around.
Like, let's go to a restaurant.
Dude, it's perfect.
It's perfect too because it's, you know,
if it's like 6 p.m. down here.
Oh, 6 p.m. in Florida.
It's pretty dark already.
You throw shorts in a light hoodie or long sleeve on.
Long sleeve nation right now in Florida.
Hey,
hey,
it's a little too big for you,
but you like it because you're like in Florida.
I'm in a different city mode.
You know what I mean?
Like no one knows me.
It's a little loose long sleeve.
Hey, Tommy Bahama.
this is this is Florida loose you know it's Florida loose you're like dude people probably think I
fish you know you're like thinking stuff like that you know like what if I did buy a hat with a
hook on it who wouldn't who would care maybe that's me here's one here's one thing I've really
picked up on and I mean clubhouse knows you know I mean I've been to Disney I've been real lucky
I mean this is my fourth time in the last five years that I've been so we come quite often
my wife loves it.
I've grown to love it.
My kids,
this is Frankie's third time.
He's not even three.
I mean,
I'm pro Disney, bro.
Yeah,
but I don't know if it's because we have a stroller now,
so we have to be like more cautious and aware of our surroundings.
People don't give a shit about anything around them other than themselves.
Oh, the spatial awareness at Disney World is like negative 10.
You're like,
hey, I'm right here.
It's insane.
Not even.
Dude, we're talking adults.
Not even a, excuse me.
Oh, not even an op.
Nope.
It's a nope.
Not nope.
Yeah, no opes around there.
It's all I need is an op.
You give me an op and you're kind of sweet.
All right.
Yeah, no problem.
Hey, hey, my bad.
Yeah, I'll get out of the way for you here.
All good.
These people, not even.
It's like you're not even there.
Nope.
It's insane.
Are you become, like in a day, you'll become one of those people.
though. You'll become a nope.
You might.
No.
What the fuck out of the way?
Day three, Disney?
I mean, I guess I have to because I got the double wide stroller, you know?
And so I got to just be like, hey, you know, if there was a horn on this thing, I'd be fucking honking it, you know?
But maybe I should.
Maybe I should go get like a little fucking.
Yeah, one of those.
Yeah.
One of those prank horns.
Or just go go crazy with it.
Have rag it on Amazon.
get one of those fucking air horns.
That's what I'm saying.
Drowing one in, bro.
You got Batman and Robin coming through.
What's up?
Semi truck.
I just really, I can't believe it.
I mean, there's been multiple times
that Riley and I both just look at each other
and we want to be like,
excuse you?
Yeah.
I know.
You guys are just there.
You guys aren't.
How long are you staying?
A week.
Yeah, bro.
Just wait till they.
too, you're going to run that.
You're going to run that town one day.
You'll see.
Hey, how about the people too that just like absolutely all of a sudden out of nowhere
just stop in the middle of Disney Springs roads?
You got to pull to the side.
It's like being on a real highway.
Like if you're going to stop, get on the shoulder, babe.
You can't, there's so many people behind you.
It's insane, dude.
It's insane how people are like just, just in their own world.
In their own Disney world.
Bro, hey, what's the piss count?
Piss count pretty high?
Dude, I mean, travel day.
I mean, because we're recording right now, this is only our...
Recorded on Sunday, this is really only in my first full day of being here
because we had Travel Day on Saturday.
And...
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Travel, travel day, my God, because I had a hot coffee before,
got a cold coffee when we got there.
you got the anxiety and the stress of you know managing two kids on a plane making sure all your
shits together what we you know like all that and so that ramps it up even more yeah i was uh
and then i tried to do a little hydration too on top of that once we got here just because yeah in
your mind i guess it's the high school football player in us it's like hey it's gonna be human
maybe it gets some mustard packets i don't know hey for every gatorade two bottles of water
I was like, who made that law up?
Hey, you ever think about, I know you definitely do.
You probably are the first one that planted this in my brain.
But like, what were we ever doing drinking Gatorade thinking that this was like, yeah, this is helping us?
It is just like a, it's just like a fun, fruity drink, isn't it?
Like when you really think about Gatorade?
I haven't drank Gatorade since that.
Yeah.
Is it pretty much, is it pretty much like Pepsi?
I think it's.
Yeah, Gatorade.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Gatorade is Pepsi and Powerade is Coke.
They really had us fool, didn't they?
What do you mean?
Oh.
Like with Gatorade, like, is it in you?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you need your electrolyte.
Do I?
I haven't had an electrolyte since 2007.
Maybe after.
Bro, guys showing up to
fucking St. Maria Gareti on a Saturday in December and 5th
drinking a purple Gatorade
On the bench?
You're not doing shit
You're having a party right now
I was like one
You're rich
Two
Your parents probably go to Sam's Club
Also rich
Your parents get the purple and blue pack
At Sam's Club
Like that's how you know
If your friends are rich
You got the purple and blue Gatorades
Riptide Rush
Cascade Crash
Cool Blue
Who is?
is this guy? Bill Gates? It's Jordan Reeser. The parents with the Sam's Club membership when we were
growing up. I feel like Costco's a little different and it's cheaper. But Sam's Club felt like a real
club. Like we didn't have, we didn't have it, bro. I swear, we were sneaking into Sam's Club every
time we did it. Yeah, hard, uh, hard security there, hard balancer at Sam's Club. You weren't you weren't
faking the ID, you weren't
bringing a chick to help you maybe get
through. No, no. You, that
was invite only, brother.
Mm-hmm. I swear we would
fake like we were members. Me, my mom,
my sisters would walk in. She'd be
like, act normal.
Act like you've been here before.
And we wouldn't even buy anything. We'd just
walk around, eat samples,
and then leave. And I was always like, why didn't
we buy anything? We weren't part of
the club. Weren't part of the club. You have the card.
But I think some, some Sam's
club weekends, it was like everybody can come in and we would buy stuff then. But we were just,
we're just skating by with no club pass for a minute, dude. It's like the, the Black Friday of
Sam's Club or something. Yeah, it was like, come on. Yeah, you don't need a membership this weekend.
Do my mom was ready for that. I don't know how we knew when that was. The only thing marked on our
calendar for getting everyone gets into Sam's Club day. No Benny practice. No Tony, uh, graduate
Yeah.
Just Sam's Club.
Sam's Club.
I don't know.
Grocery stores are growing, yeah, it was like,
I remember when we started,
when we started leveling up to Target,
I remember being like,
did that get a promotion?
Dude, Target kind of came out of nowhere.
Hey, what's what's going on?
We're going to.
Fox came out when mom started being like,
yeah, we're going to, yeah, it's actually,
targets our spot now.
Oh?
wait a sec wait a minute we're buying gel pens at target oh shit somebody got a new job what's going on
here yeah that was kind of funny do we get money in a will the hell's happening yeah that was
i was always real suspicious when we started buying something cool i was like who died
who died because it was always growing up it was always mire maybe croger if it was like
that was just the can meet vina one that we were on that side of town but then all of a sudden
target started creeping in and yeah it was uh that was a big day dude women love target they're
just like attracted i love target yeah but i think that's why we do too
because we like kind of grew up in target a little bit with the girly pops dude like even now
to this day if the kids are just like they just need to get out of the house they kind of got
cabin fever,
Rye maybe needs a break.
You know,
she's just like,
it's been a lot.
I just need like an hour.
Coffee target.
The kid's in the car.
The kids of the car,
go to Target.
God,
what we're looking for?
Nothing.
We're just here.
You know,
maybe pick up some grapes.
Grapes into like a nerve football.
Like,
name a better time in your life.
Those are the things right there that I love.
I don't know.
Like,
nothing really sticks out in my head.
But that one time,
with the target and got grapes in a vortex
but best day of my life, dude.
Right, like maybe it was before
a time, like you got, you were there when all of a sudden,
oh shit, they're starting to put out the summer stuff.
You know, it's like April.
You're like, oh.
Hey, do we need a snorkel?
Just a bunch of stuff you don't need.
Dude, that is so true.
They're starting to put out the summer stuff?
Like, that is, that is very
underappreciated moment.
You're like, dude, they're rolling out, like,
It's barely spring.
And we got we got goggles on the shelves?
Hey,
because we've talked about how,
you know,
we've talked about the downside of that slope.
I don't want to hear it.
July,
you start seeing the pencils and the shit come out.
But there's also an upper part of that slope as well.
And that's after Easter,
when you fucking slide your happy ass into Target
and there's just beach balls and sand buckets.
Like,
Indiana,
what are we doing with sand?
I don't know,
but let's get,
six of them.
Yeah.
Hey,
volleyball with American flags on them?
Come to Papa.
Let's buy some hot dogs too.
Bun size.
Summer now.
Let's go,
Ro.
American flag,
dude.
American flag volleyball.
The basket,
the bin of volleyballs,
you just wanted to fucking serve one of those down the aisle?
I just wanted to can't jump in that bitch,
cannonball style.
Knees to chest.
that'd be pretty funny too because like it's like that Donald Duck Disney that Donald Duck meme where
you know he dives into the money oh yeah everybody all the coins but everybody's like yeah that
that makes a solid mass like you would just fucking break his neck if he did that with the volleyball
basket like it would essentially kind of become a trampoline like I don't think you would sink
you would bounce on and then bounce off I love there's nothing better than those volleyball
You can just, it's such a perfect size.
You could really just palm it, you know, you just feel like the man.
Every time I'm holding one of those American flag volleyball, I'm like, I'm Kevin Garnett.
I was going to say, yeah.
Oh, this is what Vince Carter feels like.
Yeah.
Cool.
I always just, I'm like, I'm Kevin Garnett now.
That's it.
You dunk one of those?
Eight foot goal, your buddy's backyard.
There's an American flag volleyball.
Name a better ball to dunk, bro.
That thing is gone.
Hey, you're starting to like rock the cradle and shit.
Yeah.
When I first learned how to do that, bro, I was like, I'm different.
Eight foot goal.
Eight and a half?
I swear I'm different.
Eight and a half now, shit, by the time I'm 16, I mean, 10 foot, that's coming.
Never got close.
Only declined from there.
I can get net.
Yeah, that was a big thing.
Getting rim on a 10 foot goal.
Got such unathletic white guys talking here.
not a reminiscent podcast about growing up playing sports and all the things we wish we could do that we couldn't.
Yeah.
But the moment you realized that you weren't.
I was like if a kid could touch rim in eighth grade, that like got around the block.
He was kind of like, yo, he's like he might like he might start varsity as a freshman.
He can get rim.
Bro, that first you never, you never forget when you, when you hit it, you know, you're like,
like, wow, what?
Hey, these must be lower.
You always have the friend that would bring you down too.
Yeah.
Like you'd touch it, but some, they would say something like that.
I actually don't think that it's the Racheche.
Dude, did you?
And then the dunking, like, there was also, it's like one of the myths from where we grew up.
It's like a, it's like a, you know, one of those just old Wiseman's tales of, there's these shoes out there.
that you could buy,
that you slipped your foot in,
and then they were weighted heavier on your toes,
so you're always walking on the balls of your feet,
and it was supposed to, like, make your calves stronger,
so you could jump higher.
Yeah.
Those E-Spae shoes?
I'm not sure,
but I just remember it was like a bunch of kids from,
like Julian Zunorelli,
it was like a kid that I think he could,
at the start of eighth grade year could kind of touch rim and then like by the end of it
he was like kind of dunking and it was because he freak dude kind of a freak athlete wore these shoes
and that they kind of like had like a plate underneath the ball of your foot and that's what you
walked on and so you're just always you're like I guess you're like dinosaur walking I don't know
I don't know if they actually exist I don't think I've ever actually seen a pair yep that's it
that's it every East Bay magazine I
I was like, should I?
They were like 180.
I was like, should I?
Is that worth dunking
at the St. Jude holiday tournament?
Probably.
Oh my God.
Every penny.
Yeah, every...
I don't know.
Dude, that, why was that such a big deal to guys?
Dunking?
Oh, my God.
If you knew a homie and he dunked in a game,
like that was, he was, that was it, bro.
was that was it he shut it down like that's you're the coolest guy ever right but yeah like especially
when they were like an eighth grade freshman year you're like oh shit that dude that dude pulls hey
you hey you go up for a layup slap the backboard i hit one of those in a game slapped it and
i felt i felt like i was like did you guys see that did you get yanked right after probably
get back on defense i was like jesus let's go ben let's go bet let's go bet
right back in the two three zone arms up two three zone two three zone bro hey kind of hard kind of hard to
beat that on the other end though hey yeah you can't can't dribble drive you know they're
they're eliminating that so your shooters better come ready you don't have shooters what are we
doing you know one three one that was a hard one three one trap was serious on the on the sideline
Oh, did you ever, because I know you probably were kind of in a similar position
where you'd either play like the very front guy, the 131 or kind of the center field position
because you were an athlete.
I think I might have been the center.
Do you ever pick off one of those?
Never felt better.
Oh, dude.
You see it coming?
You bait them?
All of a sudden you're fucking, yeah.
Maybe with one hand.
All of a sudden you're on the break.
See you.
Let's go.
Good feeling, dude.
dude when you did that in the one three one you felt like that michael jordan clip where he
dives out of bounds by just tossing it back in to scotty pippin but then scotty pippin throws it
right back to him such a sick clip just like it dude they did that like it was just practice
i was like this is the coolest nonchalant like defensive play ever right back to him dude
you did that one three one man yeah that was that clip and for everybody against st mc
Aliki.
That's why you don't put us on your schedule.
Not a CYO podcast, not a sports podcast, not a rim.
I want to know how many other CYOs there are.
Like, is there a CYO in like Texas?
Probably.
Yeah, I mean, I know you've never seen it, so I won't bother.
But grownups, the movie with Adam Sandler and David Spade, Chris Rock, Kevin
James.
Um, that the, the, the first one they did was about how they're all getting back together at a cabin, uh, later on in their life, uh, because their, their CIO basketball coach passed away.
They grew up playing CYO basketball and their coach passed away. So they go to the funeral and then they're like, we need to get back together.
And so they reunited this cabin with all their families. And I remember watching it. And yeah, and they said like, they were talking about our CYO league.
I was like, they kept, they were putting.
CYO on like that?
Yeah.
Oh man.
Dude CYO is tough, bro.
I want, I want, like,
there should be a CYO nationwide tournament.
Ooh.
I kind of thought it was a big deal when in eighth grade,
it was like the state CYO.
I was like,
oh, you guys,
you guys have CYO up there?
Like,
I thought it was just like a local thing.
Right.
Jeffersonville or Jefferson,
yeah,
I think it's Jeffersonville.
Whatever's right across the river from Louisville.
St. Ambrose? I was like, that's a thing.
Kind of hard.
Thomas Aquinas. I was like, I don't want to play them.
They sound like kings and queens and bishops and shit.
I was like, they're going to be really good, aren't they?
Like, I don't want to play them.
Oh, that feeling when you had a team that you weren't familiar with, you know,
you didn't grow up with any of them playing Edgewood baseball or whatever.
No.
And, you know, and then all that you're like, damn, they're going to be,
I think they might be fucking really solid.
And then you get there and they're just terrible.
You just run them.
You're Jordan and Pippin.
I was always thinking that they were way better than they were, though.
And I'd kind of like play timid.
I was like, I don't know.
They're called Holy Angels.
Like, they're probably pretty good.
They probably have somebody on their team.
But then like throughout the second quarter of these guys are trash, bro.
Let's go.
I was always kind of jealous of the, of the holy schools, you know?
Holy Spirit.
Saint, saint, all of a sudden you get Holy Spirit.
Even holy name.
I was like, oh.
Right.
You know?
You guys are so different.
Getting a little freaky, you know.
It's like when Rutgers is good at football.
You're like, what are they called?
So they're just called Rutgers?
Kind of cool.
Holy name.
Oh, that's so.
Hey, hey, hey.
Christ the king.
I was like, I can't.
I was like, dude, we're going to get, we're going to get that like,
this isn't going to be pretty.
like yo there's a black kid on christ the king and he can dunk that's all i heard all year i was like we're
done bro week eight we're done that's so funny and they got this like i think they got a six five guy
and like they're really good in football so i was like yeah that's gonna translate to basketball
like they had that tough quarterback he's probably a shooter like they're gonna be sick
well then yeah like you have those dudes like the dude who can dunk who's a freak athlete the dude who
is 6-5.
But then the rest of them
are all just
like legacy Catholic families
that have three older brothers
and they're just the meanest
motherfuckers you've ever met in your life.
Like we'll just slam you.
Like that is absolutely true.
You know, their dad played
at the same high school they're going to go to
30 years ago.
They got three older brothers
who've already gone through there
and then they're coming up now.
They've just been bullied
and fucking beat the shit their whole life
by their brother.
So when they play you, they're like, I'm bullying your ass now.
Yeah.
Your coach is like, these kids are tough.
This whole family has wrestled at that school for 62 years.
You're like, oh, my God, dude.
He's probably going to punch me on the court.
You know, like last name, like Shira or, uh,
Shire or McGinley.
Oh, dude.
See ya.
See ya.
God, dang it, dude.
He's like really fast for some reason.
Fastest kid in the whole city
You're like
How?
There's like a legendary story
About like
You know Mr. Football from like four years ago
Yeah dude obviously
This kid beat him in a 40
Yeah
Huh?
How do you know that?
Yeah
One how do you know that
Two how did it even happen?
Three
Like how do they get logistically set up
Like who set up this 40R dash
Between Mr. Football and this eighth grader
Yeah
And then three
How the hell you get that fast?
There's always those stories that you're like,
yeah, they told him,
they told him he couldn't run track
until high school.
He was that fast.
He just couldn't even run in seventh and eighth grade.
Because he won city in fifth grade
and he was running against the eighth graders.
So they just said no.
You're like, what?
Well, we have no shot.
So, cool.
So I'm scared going into this game.
Christ the king.
There's always a redhead kid from the north side.
You're like,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Last game in the tournament, he had 62 points.
You're like, what?
We haven't even scored more than 40 this year.
He had 62 points.
Mm-hmm.
Against Immaculate Heart.
Oh.
Dang.
I'm like, their name is just Immaculate Heart.
Well, it's Immaculate Heart of Mary, but they just call them.
Immaculate Heart.
IM.
I was like,
it's always the kid with a brother, dude.
always the kid with the brother.
That's honestly one of the main reasons that I would like to try to have a third kid
because I just want that third kid to be like, yeah, his brother Frankie was good,
but this kid's the fucking one.
It's always the youngest brother.
Yeah, it's like their brothers were.
They're like they probably wouldn't play like D2 or something.
And like they're hell, really, really good athletes, hell of an athlete.
But yeah, it's always something about that baby.
And you're like, oh, fuck.
He played against him in the driveway his whole life.
Yeah, he's going to whoop our ass.
Mm-hmm.
For sure.
Yeah, as two older brothers, they played, uh,
one went to Ball State, one went to, uh, Grand Valley,
but they, that youngest brother.
Yeah, he's got offers from Notre Dame.
You're like, damn, dude.
Like what?
Every time, it's just a given.
It feels like, I don't know.
All right, let's get to these emails.
I know you got to get to, uh, Joffrey's coffee.
I've had so much Joffrey's.
I'm drinking it right.
I'm drinking it right now.
It's so good.
So much I love Joffrey's.
I'm drinking it.
Why is it called that?
I don't know.
I was like,
am I pronouncing it wrong?
Is it Jeffries?
And I'm like missing it?
I mean,
that's a real messed up way to spell Jeffrey.
But they're every,
F-R-E-Y.
I don't even know.
They don't have Starbucks at Disney World,
do they?
God,
I want to be there so bad.
They do.
Yeah,
but it's not as like,
prevalent as Joffreys.
Joffreys is like everywhere you turn.
Our room has a coffee maker and like
10 packs of
Joffreys. So I'm just like
give me that.
Yep. That's another dad thing I've been doing too. I'm just like
any way I can cut costs. Not paying 619
for a coffee. Not paying 525 for a donut
Frank. Get the hell out of here. That's a good dad
move. Because for me
I'm like, I'm on vacation.
this is when I'm buying all that.
I know, and it definitely will come to a point where, yeah, you know, you want to get one,
but I'm just saying, like, it can't be an everyday thing.
Substitute that's where it stacks up, you know, substitute the at-home Joffreys.
That's not 619.
So then you get one when you really needed it after Animal Kingdom.
Okay, you do $6.19 there instead of $36 for the whole week because you've been buying all that
Joffreys.
You save yourself a little money.
Animal Kingdom, dude.
I went on a there's a roller coaster
and Animal Kingdom I went on
and I haven't been the same since
honestly
There's one it has a Yeti maybe
You go you go through the whole thing
And then you go through the whole thing backwards
Yep yep
I don't remember what it's called
I don't either
But it
Something avalanche something
Don't say it bro I'll get car sick
I have not
I promise you my brain has not.
My brain chemistry is different now after that ride.
It was insane.
All right.
From Riley Miracle.
And if that's his last name,
what a great job.
That's insane.
Dude,
can you imagine Miracle on the back of a CYO,
green Holy Spirit jersey?
I'd be like,
dude,
how are we going to guard him?
No question today,
gents,
but as a Canadian who is just getting into college football.
Oh, welcome.
Missouri and Iowa.
Same guy?
because I always thought so too
smack my ass and make that follow through
turn into a wave to the Iowa Children's Hospital
let's fucking go
that's great
Ben literally after we got done recording last week
I went upstairs
and the first thing I'm greeted with
is the intro to the Music City Bowl
which by the way besides the Rose Bowl
is my favorite bowl I think
so fun
music City Bowl it's so cheerful
Right. Ben texted me. Literally that. Iowa,
Missou, same guy. So you know the show.
I was kind of a little confused when they picked those two teams. I was like,
guys, come on. Same colors. Tim Hightower. Are we saying names? Real, real quick, though.
It didn't look. It wasn't as bad as he thought. It wasn't as bad.
It was weird that the whole crowd was in it. You know, you didn't have your typical like ones and
all orange and the other half is in black or whatever.
But on field,
I thought that the matchup they provided
wasn't that bad.
Yeah, you can kind of, you can,
you can make it look good with the amount of like
alternate jerseys and stuff now.
Like, you know, Boise State has an all black set.
Like, you can get away with anything,
kind of.
But it's still like when you're picking that bowl game,
I feel like they pick on colors.
Like, I don't know who's picking bowl games.
Is it the sponsors or like, who's picking those?
I think there's a,
I think I'm pitting up.
Sure.
Jesus.
Who's pitting those?
There's a bowl committee.
There's the sponsor, I think, plays a hand in it.
Yeah.
And then there's like the typical, the conferences that go to those.
So, like, if you notice,
yeah, pretty much every year,
the Music City Bowl is Big Ten SEC.
So you see that kind of shit play out.
Anyways, not sports podcast.
Nah, it never has been.
Russell Wilson is the Michael Jordan of Seneca Wallace's.
Mike Evans is a LeBron James of Doriel Green Beckhams.
Wow, I forgot about him.
Amir Abdullah is the Kwamey Brown of Marshall Fox.
Goalhead and goal.
God, I forgot about Amir Abdullah, dude.
He was dangerous.
Who was that from?
That was from, uh, same's John.
Subject was Tim Hightower, though.
so that's all that matters.
Yeah.
Damn.
That's really well done.
I don't even have really much to add to it.
I mean,
Russell Wilson is the Michael Jordan
of Seneca Wallace's.
Are we sure about,
are you sure about that?
Station,
not about that?
Yeah,
similar style play.
And I feel like Seneca Wallace
was really running around a lot.
I don't think Russell was.
Russell Wilson used to be
when he was 25,
26, 30, not 36.
But Seneca Wallace was like almost Vic, not Vic, but I remember I would pick up Seneca
Wallace. I'm on like Madden Free Agency all the time or trade for him. I was like, I just need,
I just need a guy that can move. I wasn't doing that for Russell Wilson. Not that this is a sports
podcast or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's keep going. Subject line Tim Sergi.
Happy New Year, fellas. I was thinking, what coach would you want to play in a sports move?
put me and remember the Titans.
Slap my ass with Louis Lastic, sweaty ass camp jersey while I do up downs till blue is no longer
tired.
Great live show, boys.
Appreciate all you do.
I'm going to go ahead and goal.
Thanks, dude.
Love it, bro.
Tim Surtees.
So funny.
God, what if it's so perfect for all the shit that we've talked about pretty much this whole
episode that just summed it up right there.
This is insane, but like, growing up, I just, like, all those legends that went to your
high school, no matter what, I was always just so curious.
I was like, what, I just want to watch their game film in, like, eighth grade.
That's all I wanted to see ever.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you know how good he was?
Like, because there's no documentation of any of that.
I'm like, he had to have just, like, six touchdowns every game.
Like, let's see it.
no documentation for the station for Tim Schergy.
Tim Surgy, CYO football stats.
Station doesn't know about this.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I mean, remember the Titans two legendary performances there by Denzel and Will Patton.
The special teams coach, such a dick in that movie, right?
I don't remember.
I don't know how I don't remember, but I don't.
He's the one that got pissed because Will Patton, the white coach, was having his daughter, Cheryl, hang out with Denzel's daughter instead of the special teams coach daughter.
And they're in that diner.
He's like, no, you go to hell.
And he walks out.
Like, damn, all right.
Too sad.
I would want to be Coach Klein from Waterboy.
Henry Winkler.
God, what a...
I think just an all-time role doesn't get talked about enough.
So funny.
He is.
Bro, we talk about it all the time.
When he picks up that trophy and throws it out the window,
it hits what's his face.
Colonel Sanders.
Great shit.
When he's on the phone and the cords cut and he's in the heels,
I hate him,
I hate him.
I hate him.
So funny, dude.
I could go on for days with all this shit.
You know,
I don't know where I am.
I mean, just all time.
So sign me up for Coach Klein and Waterboy.
I kind of like, I forget who it is, but it's the longest yard and he might be the coach of the prisoner team.
Maybe.
It's not Chris Rock, but there's a white guy.
I mean, I like Chris Rock too.
Bert Reynolds?
Maybe.
The old guy?
I think.
Does he die?
Someone dies.
Chris Rock dies.
Oh.
He plays character.
A fellow prisoner, but he don't play football.
He's just kind of hooking it up.
God, that was so sad, bro.
I hate movies.
Because they get too sad.
I'm like, no.
When he walks in there and he shuts the gate and explodes.
Yeah, and he was like looking at a picture of his girl or something.
His mom.
Oh.
No, he wasn't looking at a picture of his mom.
He was looking at a picture of, uh, it was, I think it was Adam Sandler's character,
Paul Crewe.
and his Florida State gear.
And he says, I'm like, here's to you, Mr.
Crew.
Bro, that's so sad.
Stop it.
That's evil.
Benny, Benny, Benny tears.
That's, dude, Sunday, bro.
Well, you guys don't know that, but yeah.
All right.
Subject line Chevy Avalanche.
Hey, gents.
I'm so grateful I found you guys.
I needed something other than a sports podcast to listen to.
One of my all-time favorite segments.
on the show is when he said Travis Kelsey definitely drove a Chevy avalanche in high school.
Definitely.
He had to have, bro.
Do we have any, can we figure that out?
Can Clubhouse investigate?
What kind of card did Travis Kelsey really have in high school?
But I would love to get your take on another round of what did he drive in high school of the following players.
Priest Holmes.
Matt Hasselbeck, Ray Lewis.
Keep up the great content.
slap me with a toaster strudel that's burning to the touch on the outside and yet is still
frozen on the inside chris god what a what an email man that's that is and that's a that's a funny
game um yeah you think that some of our Ohio folks who listen like they'd have to have some connection
to new heights or Cleveland where they could do some some digging for us um priest homes i'm thinking like
Priest Holmes drove like a low-key Toyota Camry
Like nothing
Nothing flashy bro
He was just getting point A to point B
But it wasn't a bad car either
It was just like high school bro
It was just like yeah that's priest
That's priest's whip
That's priest he goes to Immaculate Heart
How good would he do
I think about that too
I'm like how good were those guys
Imagine Priest Holmes in eighth grade
bro
just jumping over the line in eighth grade
huh
because he wore those shoes dude
uh
bounce shoes yeah
oh yeah he was like doing the
doing the goal line hurdles in eighth grade
for sure priest over the pile on two on two
ready
put the ball in the hands your best athletes
see what happens
the bad bro bad guy
um
I was gonna say like a
like a like a Pontiac
like a Pontiac Grand Dam
oh you know that's better
that's way better than what I said
That is sick. What color?
White.
That's hard, bro. He definitely had that.
I can see it right now. This is perfect.
Matt Hasselback.
Hey, red Ford F-150?
It was my dad's.
I was going to say some sort of like beat up truck, beat the hell truck.
But he seems like too much, he seems like Matt Hasselback was Kurt Cousins before Kurt Cousin.
We gotta remember that.
Oh, yeah.
On the Seahawks.
Dorky,
nerdy,
just like the,
I always loved him.
You know that he was in all
like the advanced classes.
Pre-Cal.
He's the kind of guy that like
was,
wanted to hang out with the debate team
more than he wanted to hang out
with the football team.
That's how I picture Matt Hasselbeck.
He took the,
uh,
the ACT prep course.
Remember that?
Or was it?
What is it?
ACT and SAT?
Yeah, SAT PrEP course.
Hasselback was in there.
You had to pay like $300 to do it.
Do you remember that?
I was like, this is a scam, dude.
Yeah, I don't remember it because I didn't do it.
But I was like, should I?
Yeah, I know.
You know?
Like, I mean, how would that hurt if I like knew some of the questions?
But like, what was?
That was weird.
But Hasselback was in there.
yeah as always like the heckmans are doing that probably means i should too but oh well yeah i don't know
how to ask my mom for three hundred dollars to be an essay she'd be like you're lying
like you're going to go to the mall right now and buy arizona basketball shorts
i'm trying to see i see i see i think i think hassleback goes more along the lines of uh
bewick of a camry preys told him god you're killing this right now what color camry just silver
or was it like a like a like a like a like a like a champagne gold that's like beat up
it was my ants right it's not fresh but you know it does the job
has a picture of his girl in the front window thing oh in the dash
covering up the check engine light yeah we can all admit that that's why we did it right
just to to ease our our mind about the check engine light
Yeah, just right over.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with this car.
My sophomore girlfriend's pictures in front of it.
Right, yeah.
Then Ray Lewis, dude, I mean,
just whatever you thought was.
Hey, Black Ford Taurus.
It was his dad's.
It was his dad's.
And the trunk would open when you press to unlock, too.
You're like, God damn it, dude.
Get in.
Every time.
Press unlock for all the doors the trunk.
Fuck.
Hey, close the trunk.
Get in.
I know.
It's just a,
I don't know why.
Didn't have subs,
but the rattling of the car with how loud the music was.
Listening to the Colts' crunk song that was a little,
you know what I mean?
Actually,
that was way too old.
Never mind.
But it makes sense.
Always.
A, always driving windows down, sunroof in it for some reason.
Shirt off.
Mm-hmm.
Right after school.
What?
I mean, I'm not going to say anything to you because you'll literally beat my fucking ass.
52 painted on with paint markers on the back window.
That's a pretty funny game there, dude.
That's hilarious.
Who said that?
His real name.
Are we saying real names?
Just their first name.
Chris.
A little love.
Cool.
Good shit, Chris.
Chris.
Chris Gardocky.
What?
This graphic really made me go,
holy aoli.
Jeez, this guy.
It's a Duke's Mayo Bowl depth chart.
Or maybe it's not.
I don't know.
But it...
Look at the email name.
Not bad for.
First name, not bad for.
Last name of fat guy.
God dang it, bro.
I love you guys so much.
Put this Jeff chart out on a poster board,
kick me in the stomach,
bend me over,
give me a couple real miracle whips with it.
This is nice, though.
Very well, like, laid out.
SID put that together late one night.
Just going ham, dude.
In the zone.
Listening to Drake.
Glasses on.
Yeah.
It's the best when you got to whip something up like that
and you don't need to hear any audio.
You can just put a song.
on and a line left i had my uh i had a my other buddy ben another buddy ben of mine he was at
that game sent a picture uh up there in the nose bleeds with like 25 000 people in the
stands it's great maybe i got that too oh i did i did yeah i think you tagged both of us yeah
what a moment he knows he knows what's going on he's so club he knows what sharnan
Santa Jags.
So, boys.
Since this isn't a sports or holiday podcast,
I apologize for the off-topic email.
Do you guys remember the year
the Jags painted a Santa hat
on their midfield logo?
As a kid,
remembered seeing this once,
never saw it again.
I chalked it up to my dumb kid brain
playing tricks on me.
But I recently came across evidence
of it online to confirm it was real.
It's just as beautiful as I remembered.
slap my ass while little St. Nick by the Beach Boys plays in the background.
God, that's a heater.
Oh, my God.
Merry Christmas comes as time.
That one makes me sad too.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, dude, that's it.
We got, okay, we got to get back to this.
But that's another thing.
I forgot to you, how you said, how was Disney?
I'm in this weird time lapse.
Christmas isn't over here.
Really?
They got all the decorations up still.
No way.
I still see people wearing the sweaters.
You walk into the airports, the different shops, Christmas music is playing.
It's still Christmas in Disney World?
Still, yeah.
Is this like a, like, how'd you decide on going now?
A few different things.
Because you were going to be depressed.
It worked out that way.
Riley's birthday is the end of this week and this is her favorite place.
And Mirabella's never gone.
And we went with my folks at the end of 2020.
three and Riley's parents while her mom or stepdad,
uh, or taking,
they surprised her younger sister with a trip to Disney because her sister's
birthday is two days after Christmas.
And, uh, so it was just,
they're just like,
hey,
we're going down this first week of January.
If you guys want to go,
right,
he's like,
that's my birthday.
And I was like,
I guess we're going.
Let's go.
Um,
but yeah,
dude,
I immediately,
I can't believe I did.
I forgot to lead the show with that.
but I looked at Rye.
I mean, we're on like the, the, the tram to get to and from places.
They're playing, like, Disney style Christmas music.
I looked at the ride.
I was just like, this might take up the whole show of this week, but Ben.
Just like, I'm in this.
It was over, so hard over for me.
And then now I come back into this.
I just, they can't once I think I'm out of Christmas,
it just pulls me back in, Clubhouse.
Dude, I don't know if you ever want to leave, though.
Like, is it like,
watered down Christmas or is it like full Christmas? There's trees up. Trees are up.
Lights are up. Because that would be my favorite time to go to Disney World, I think.
Like December 23rd Disney World. Can you imagine that? I don't know, because it gets absolutely
bonkers crazy. Like, I think every year, I'm pretty sure the most busy day at Disney is Christmas
day. Like, that's insane. I don't think that'd be enjoyable. But, you know, me,
That would be fun to do Christmas Day.
Because Christmas Day, we all know,
low-key depressing day.
Me and Rye and Frank and my parents went the week after Thanksgiving.
And that was hot.
That might be it.
I think I remember you tell me that.
It was honestly perfect.
Right in the fucking heat of it, dude.
Like that transition from end of November to beginning of December.
You're coming back and it's still, that's my time.
That's my time, I think.
We got Santa hats out there right now?
no way i hadn't seen anybody wearing them no way but yeah dude i mean we're staying at caribbean
beach and they got caribbean style little st nick playing and like silent night and shit
big christmas tree and at magic kingdom still up there they're all still up everywhere like
it's it's very it's very weird i'll never forget there is a store there that's just
christmas all year around bro i walk by that store i've never wanted to apply to work at a place more in
my life. I was like, what if I just work there for the rest of my life? Like, that's it. I'm done.
The working here now. You'd be happy. You'd be happy. All year. Okay, but the Jags Santa
Hat. Definitely real. Oh, so real. It makes its way around on Twitter. And God, I just,
I don't know if it's against the rules, but can teams do that? Like, is that, I feel like it's
kind of against the branding guidelines now, but you could get away with it in like 90s.
1898.
I think it should be required league-wide.
Yeah, like, have fun with your shit.
I don't know what the big deal is, but that's so cool.
Let's get crazy, man.
Let's, hey, like, Halloween weekend.
Everybody painting your logo, orange and black, put a little jack-o-lantern feel on it.
I remember one time there's a dude on Instagram that his name's the graphic God.
He's, like, such a sick graphic designer.
He'll make, like, Christmas uniforms for, like, every team.
and they're all different.
Like, why aren't we just doing that, like, in real life?
Like, oh, the Texans play the Ravens on Christmas Eve.
They should all have Christmas jerseys.
What are we running low on money?
Yeah, I'm with you.
And the same for the NBA.
I know, no, this isn't a really NBA heavy pot.
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
But they should be wearing those jerseys.
Those Christmas jerseys?
You're still more into the uniform scene.
what do we know why they went away from it because i felt like it was such a staple it was an
indetus thing adidas did it and then they sweat they went to nike and Nike just Nike does a lot of
like city uniforms like everybody has good alternates and stuff like that you know all those they all
drop every year but i don't know why they're not especially basketball how many dudes aren't a basketball
team 12 bro crank out some peppermine ass jerseys let's go i'd watch that game i'd be way more
excited to watch the NBA they'll probably do it next year because the ratings this year you saw that
yeah they'll do something yeah they'll do something they try to claim their stake on that um
but yeah yeah dude like teams they all had like the cream cavaliers it was just so like holiday
and they all kairi irving in that that was sick man everybody was rocking the green and red shoes on
top of it. Yeah, that was when shoes were like out of this world popular. Like, I remember one,
one Christmas, I was like, should I get the Christmas Durants? Like, what the, yeah, yeah.
Like what? Christmas LeBron's. Dude, it was New Year's Eve. It was down to my sisters. And,
we were staying the night there because they were just having a little New Year's Eve to get together.
and my brother-in-law,
like just without even trying or realizing he was doing it,
for like two hours, he would just finish everything.
Anything anybody said, he would literally,
fish, oh, fish, he didn't know.
And finally got to the point.
It was like, are you doing that on purpose?
He's a putts.
He doesn't listen to the pod.
My sister does.
And so we had to explain to him the story of that.
but it was just random side note i forgot he was like a couple bourbons deep and he just kept
dropping the fisher's so hard i finally had to speak up hitting a fish shirt
i finally had to speak up like the hell's going on here are you doing this on purpose are you
hitting a bit right now or this is this is bourbon you dude but going back to the santa hat i
I have the the Bucks Saints game on right next to me right now because it's the local.
I love Buck Saints.
I love that matchup.
How awesome would a little Santa Hat tilted to the side on the skull of the Buccaneer?
Every team.
Literally every team.
Colts helmet in the middle of the field.
Put a Santa hat on the helmet.
Like you can do it with anything.
Raiders logo.
Come on.
So sick.
The Raven.
the Steeler circle?
Shut up, dude,
yes, all of it.
Put the hat on it.
Hey, the Browns,
do you want to do that little elf mascot?
Make it a fucking Christmas elf.
Meant to be on his head.
How does that little,
how does that little
piece of shit,
not even have one on there yet?
Yeah,
he should,
he should always have a Santa hat on.
That's an elf.
He's an elf.
And he doesn't,
what are we doing?
Hey,
how about when the Browns were like,
oh yeah we got a new logo it's the dog logo have it used it once yeah people love i mean i feel
like yeah i see that a lot of if i see browns fans around like i'll see that logo or merchandise
that they're wearing that i'll have it on it but i feel like the team and themselves don't but it was
like a new dog you know they had the old dog which i like the old dog no no no yeah the old
yeah i know exactly what you're talking about now i know you do but the the fan
made like a new one and everybody picked which ones they like but there's that old dog that really
hits i was like that's a that's a that's a brown's dog bro like he's got like the big cheeks and he's
like looks mean i'm like yeah that's that's that's that's the brown 1999 NFL prime time with the logos
coming in that's what that is Josh cribs dog that's just Josh cribs's dog
no not even Josh cribs Dennis Northcutt
Dennis Northcut
fake name
Oh that is a sick name
All right
A couple more of these
These guys
I am the guy
Who showed up
With the Alec Pierce
Sincy jersey
To the live pod
This guy probably knows
What car
Travis Kelsey drove in high school
Appreciate the shout out
On the pod boys
I wish you could tell you
What website the jersey
was from
But I'm afraid it may no longer exist
For licensing infringement
Yeah because that jersey
It was too good to be true
Honestly
Or something stupid like that
it is under Armour branded, but it's styled like Adidas era jersey you referred to.
The combination of the brands is pretty on par for what you would expect from a totally legitimate, completely legal website.
Anyway, here's the pick from the show as well as a couple picks I got with Alec and his family moments after they saw the jersey at the team hotel.
You can tell it's opened some doors to true fandom and has been appreciated by legends.
glad the tale of my most random awesome piece of sports memorabilia lives on here's um god how did he not win jersey
of the night that was that was a that was a it was close man but that's sean taylor oh this is sick
man ha alec pierce most baby-faced dude ever dude's gonna be 52 so it looks 16 yeah he's a freshman
Alex Pierce is always a freshman.
I still can't get into Cincinnati Under Armour or Adidas era.
I just can't do it.
But that is a sick, like legit jersey.
It's hard to get a fake jersey with a real font and stuff on there.
Thanks for coming to the show.
Yeah, for real.
We'll have another one.
Bring the away jersey next time.
Marty Gilliard.
These guys, subject line Nike elite socks and sparries.
Howie long time listener, third time emailer, Christmas has been over for a month, but just to reiterate what you guys previously said, if you're the sleep in person on Christmas, I hate you. It is pretty crazy. But serious question, what car model is each football position in coach? For example, Joe Montana is obviously a shiny, burgundy Cadillac and Brett Farve is a Ford Bronco. Or is that John Elway? Love you guys.
guys, I got my eyes wide open for when the live pod gets posted. Some may say I'm watching you guys
like a AJ honk. Sent from my iPhone. Wow, I haven't seen that in a long time. That's not part of
the email, but I just had to point that out. Yeah, Elway would be a white Bronco. Elway for sure,
white Bronco. Um, each football position in coach. We can do one coach. Hey,
What's, what's, you're really good at this game?
What's Jeff Fisher driving?
Titans Jeff Fisher.
Dude, Titans Jeff Fisher was kind of scary.
He was a good coach, bro.
Rams Jeff Fisher, eh.
See, I just don't know cars well enough.
Like, I would not be able to name them, you know?
Mm.
Yeah.
You know, oh, you know what?
Actually, no, that's, that's what you already said.
I think Jay Fish might be driving, uh,
an SUV
maybe like
is the
Chevy avalanche
the same thing
as like that escalade
that was
no
I think Jeff Fisher's
driving one of those
escalades
that is like a pickup
truck too
oh
oh oh
those are kind of new
though
but yeah
Mike Vrabel
Homer
Vrable
Jeep Rangler
he kind of looks
like a Jeep Rangler
yeah
all the ducks
on the front too.
You're like, that's
Fraibles?
I didn't know he is.
Yeah, he's weird.
He camps out at Dave Matthews
out at Dave Matthews Ben
every summer for a week.
Yeah.
Dude.
Yeah, he's got an
REI credit card.
I didn't know about him.
Well,
has every football coach
into, like,
it's like a requirement
for a football coach.
You have to be really
into some fucking off,
just off the wall
band.
Yeah.
Yeah,
he took a summer
for himself
training camp and followed the band
fish around the country.
Every...
Okay.
We sure this is the guy
that won't lead in our program here?
You didn't know about
Ditka and
Metallica? You didn't know that?
I thought everybody knew that.
Every coach.
Oh, he likes hooty and the blowfish?
I didn't know who.
And it's like something
so off of their personality.
Like Sean Payton likes hooty and the blowfish?
Exactly.
okay
all right that was the last email
great emails bro
clubhouse hitting just like always
keep sending them
keep commenting
comment
what football player
or coach
whatever football player
and coach you want
in whatever car they drive
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Bennypolice.com or in the link. Sounds awesome, man. Yeah, Clubhouse. Appreciate you guys.
Hope you had a happy new year and, you know, circling back and getting the ball rolling on
2025.
Jeez.
Okay.
Appreciate it.
All those things
that Benny said.
With YouTube as well,
watch every week on YouTube.
We throw it up there.
These guys clubhouse.
Again,
you don't have to watch it like you're watching a TV show.
Throwing on.
Doing laundry.
You know,
you're at the gym trying to do New Year's resolution.
You're on the elliptical.
Put it up there on your phone.
You know,
but we just appreciate you guys and love hearing you from you every week.
So yeah,
I pray for me in Disney this week with
the two little ones and they get up at 515 every morning and it's just long days and
that sounds like fun man that sounds like fun it is it is but it's just it's it's work man you got
be got to be locked in and you got to be dad you got to be dad you got to really bring the energy man
you got to trick yourself into you got to be like kind of like Russell Wilson you got to be like
that quarterback or that coach that's like are you really or you just you got to just you just go man
But now, I appreciate you guys.
Business trip, though.
Talk to you guys next week.
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