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Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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Just recently had a road trip for a wedding with my wife, and she awarded you guys the best road trip podcast as it, quote, just sounds like you have two friends in the backseat talking about nothing, but you can't stop listening. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. New bio. Talking about nothing, but for some reason, I got to hear it. Not bad for a fat guy. TG 108, these guys. these guys so excited

sorry everybody sorry for the delay you know we're world travelers just domestic both in New York though didn't get back

till Tuesday night in New York City know how it goes Ben's in Buffalo people on YouTube can see these guys

clubhouse YouTube he's in a weird hotel room with a desk that you're never going to use behind them and it's great

best hotel I've ever been in my entire life I think if I could live in a hotel forever just by myself, I definitely do it. This is the best. This is unbelievable. This is a TV situation. They just hotels have TV down, bro.

Just they have all the cable channels, Netflix if you want. It says your name when you walk in. I'm just like, God, I can't get any better than this. Coffee all day. Unreal. Wow. Okay. So you got the good one.

So you got the name on the TV means that you have the one that you can actually go through a little channel guide on the TV. You don't have to just keep flipping through to guess. Yeah, there's like cable like you grew up with at your parents' house, like situation on there. Like it's like you can, it's like the old Comcast kind of.

It's quick though. It's, dude, it's really, it's really nice. All the bangers, ESPN ESPN2, just heat. But it does turn off after a while.

Like it thinks I'm asleep and I'm like, dude, baby likes background noise. Yeah. The, uh, room that I was in in New York City was about 650 square feet and no channel guide no channel guide you just had to flip flip through you're just flippy oh just numbers yeah what luckily it would

have the when you flip to the number it would have what the channel was so you didn't have to guess too much you just have to wait and see what was on TBS what was on TNT but it didn't have where you just hit guide and then it goes through and it gives you the full layout didn't have that yeah it's not bad though it's still not not that bad yeah it's kind of fun it's it's it's an interesting experience being on the well first you know what we'll get to this in a second actually we got to tell the clubhouse that the tickets are on sale baby tickets are out these guys live benny and joy joy december 18th helium comedy club indianapolis live pot We're doing it.

Come out. Indianapolis, December 18th. It's going to be a little Christmas party. We're going to be, we're going to be doing this. And I can't wait, bro. A long time coming, got one locked in. If you're out of town, fly in, bro. Fly in for the holidays.

It's going to be fun. Bring the boys. No girls allowed unless you're burpee girls. Of course. That's true. Pripe girls. Burpid girls always allowed. Yeah, wear the jerseys, please.

the turtlenex. You know how it is. We're going to just name the 2005 Steelers roster. And don't want to give away too much of the show. But, you know, I can expect just, again, what we do every single week. So yeah, super, super excited. Finally got one on the books. These guys live and tickets, get them. Get them. Get them. Get them, baby. They're there. They're there. They're going. We're not charging on arm to leg. And it's going to be sick. They're beneath it in the description of the show. What's the website? again, Ben? Just helium comedy club. Yeah, it's just the link.

Just go to helium comedy club. We'll throw it on Instagram and everything too, but helium comedy club, December 18th, go to the calendar. Yeah. Or just type in these guys helium and Google. First time using the internet. If you do come out

and you're not from around Indianapolis or the greater Indianapolis area and you make a little trip of it, be sure to let me know, let Ben know. I don't want to speak for in but if you do that i will go as far as to say Thursday night and you know you stay for like extended weekend or something i would go as far as to say like Thursday night for Thursday night football i will meet up with you and get beers after party yeah let's do that I'm done I'm so down

how long are you going to be in for the holiday are you staying through Christmas uh probably 18 through whenever I don't know when we're going to have Christmas could be in February so It's just, who knows? You'll double Christmas. You get double Christmas. It's the best. Honestly, I think every Christmas. You have Christmas on the day of and then you have actual Christmas for you guys.

It's awesome. Then you got to go to your family in Michigan, triple Christmas. Christmas timestamp, early and often, babe, there we go. What do we got, Willis McGahey bills? Yeah, dude, the dirty bills jerseys. These are the best ones for no reason at all. Who knows? what were they thinking i don't know but we we we got to switch it up what about this blue to go along

with our okay yeah it was just like uh the era of uniforms where it was just like go crazy like Miami was going crazy they all had these side panels nobody liked them but at the time they went kind of hard like even even Notre Dame at times like they had that gold stripe under there remember Notre Dame even fell in the trap dude I was like you guys Okay. Okay, bro. Go off. With the piping, with the piping, the side panel and then the piping that you got right there.

It's so wacky, but like, there's just something about it that I'm like, it's so bills too. It's just so like. It's so bills. Or Hobby Lobby and got a bunch of those piping things that you make with like the arts and crafts for Christmas and just slid it right across the Jersey. Oh, these are bad. But it's kind of why I like them. The away ones were kind of hitting, though. The way one's had a little something to them.

I was like, uh, they're gross, but they're still good for some reason. Why don't I look like J.P. Loseman right now? I'm going to say those jerseys are so J.P. Loseman. So J.P. Lose, dude. What happened to him? I hope somebody wears a JCP jersey to your show tonight. Somebody wants peerless price.

That same color, peerless price to my show in Buffalo. That's where I was like, like, Dirty. Buffalo, I love you forever. I was looking hard for a Torello. Owens and Bill's dude

what was that so weird his face mask from like 1992 like Trello and his face mask I'm like

dog you can do better than that some guys yeah they like him and Marvin Harrison you know and people are just like oh man

they they probably have head trouble I'm like yeah look at their fucking helmet no shit you got to update your helmet if you're going to be

in the league for that long Like the kind of the dudes that are like on the decline in the career. I'm like you got to at least look up to date too. You can't look that old. See, I don't know. That always throws me though because I see apparel now when I get the targeted ads from won't,

won't name no free ads, won't name the place, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Where it will show up. Show your Pittsburgh Stalers fandom. And it'll be a hat. That's a vintage looking hat,

but then we'll have a modern type of helmet on there. Oh, yeah. So I hate helmets on merchandise, dude. I just can't. They're all bad looking. I like helmets on merchandise when it's a vintage T.O. looking helmet. When it's an NFL primetime looking helmet, then that makes sense. Don't give me a revolution on top of a corduroy vintage hat.

A revolution, dude. It is like, it's not the top tier like most recent helmet either. It always is like Brady Quinn's helmet. I'm like, right. Dude, you know what it is? It's oil and water, Pelletzy. Come on, man. They don't mix, dude.

They don't mix. Hey, the Colts helmet in the middle of their field. I'm like, it's Jim Harbaugh's helmet. Why can we like either go horseshoe or like, let's figure this out. I think you've got to go really old or just logo. Like if you're putting a helmet in the middle of field, it's got to be like, it's got to be, that one kicker Anderson

the single bar that shit like that's throwback shit yeah Gary Anderson it didn't even cover his face you could stand seven yards away with him

and hit him in the face with a football like well your face mask dude it was doing this it's like such a cartoon kicker bro water and milk dude

or oil and milk play play into it more you know Jesus Got the sleeves that come down to your elbows tiny barely any shoulder pads

sleeves down to your elbows chin strap that goes below your chin can't tell cloth Do you ever rock a cloth chin strap? This isn't a sports reminiscent podcast

or anything like that I always gave it too bad acne yeah but you did like you know you did once right and you're like I can't do that again yeah I tried because Rich kid had you know rich kid had

had it and so I was like oh man maybe I should really like put that on the birthday list or you know Christmas list or something this year and go out and then I had it and I was just like ah man I don't know acne no I mean like the cloth one that wasn't even cupped it was just like the like the Brett farv wasn't it oh that's not cloth I thought you're talking about like the Nike your underarmory joints that like you're trying to make like a pillow for your chin yeah those were it's a little too much for me too. I was like, I don't need all that. Like, just give me the, give me the cup, babe. Give me the cup. But that

one that was like nothing, you know what I mean? I don't know what material that is. It's like weird. It's like hide. It's like an animal skin. I'm like, do we have to, why is this sheepskin inside? You know what I mean? I'm like, could this be more football, dude? There's like leather on the outside and the inside

's like a rough, weird, like, ew, bro. What was that? What was that made of? God dang. It was the one Brett Farb. I was playing the snow already. Right. Well, I had that when I was in third grade

because like that's just what we were rocking back then. And I didn't know. I didn't know you could go to Dick's sporting goods and get the cup joint. So I was like, I guess I have this like Brett Farb chin strap for the first like three games. Dude, I got hit like under here. It did nothing.

Like, bro, like I was like I might have broken my jaw. 11 years old. Gash chin. Why mouth wired shut. Got got a got the cup joint got the cup joint right after that though, bro. Couldn't wait.

Saw Rich Kid had the white one with the black cup. You know, you could get all white. You could do the all black one went kind of hard. Rich kid always had the all black stuff. It was just something. Yeah, but it was just something that was just like, this isn't how it's meant to be, you know. But the all black. How.

Yeah, it's like, you know, two plus two, for and a chin strap's just supposed to be kind of weird yellow cream you know like that's just is what it is i don't like how uh college teams can have colored chin straps and colored like the inside of the the pads in their helmet like the hardware in their helmet like Michigan has navy chin strap hardware and i'm like it kind of i can't it's not the same but in the NFL they have a rule where it's got to be white like the chin strap has to be white the pads in the helmet has That has to be white. That's some serious clubhouse info right there.

How about who was it that came through for us? I think it was Brian. Maybe somebody tweeted out us too. Oh. Because it had been circulating about the nicknames. And when you tweet, the Vikes Pack on ABC. Finns. Yeah.

I think Brian sent it to me on Instagram. and then a few people were mentioned, they're like, yeah, you didn't believe Ben. I said, man, it wasn't. I never believed them. I totally believed them. I was just on one of those things. I was just like, is this something Ben just wanted to be true?

Mandela, bro. Like, I wanted it to be true so badly that I didn't want to fully just be like, oh, yeah, I remember. No, you know me well enough that I would make that up in my head and tell you about it like it was the realest thing of all time. You don't remember that? I completely made it up in my head. I would so do that too.

So I'm with you on that. But that was like Dennis Miller game, dude. I didn't remember watching Dennis Miller. Everybody knows where they are. I was at my aunt's house. Dennis Miller myself. If I didn't remember watching Dennis Miller myself with my own two eyes when I was seven and hearing my dad talk about all the time,

I would think that that was one of those things that you just made up. That's how much you talk about Dennis Miller being on fucking Monday night football. bro. Every guy remembers where they were. In my aunt's guest room on her couch. Why is Dennis Miller calling this game? Oh, really? Dennis Miller sits down and watches it with me for seven seconds, goes away. I'm like, I don't know. Pack fins, though.

Pack vikes. Always packers, bro. Always vikes. Fins. You can't do it with all the teams. That's why it was like very exclusive for just a couple. weeks. Steelers are you going to do. Steelers pit. It's just pit. Yeah. Steel would be kind of cool, I guess, but what are you going to do? You know? Speaking of that, I will be in Pittsburgh this

weekend going to the game. What a day? So Pittsburgh Clubhouse, if you're out and about, yeah, if you're out and about Saturday, Sunday at the game, obviously. bringing the whole family, kids first Steelers game. So that'll be interesting. Nephew and everybody coming to. But yeah, we're going to be out there all around town.

So if you see something, say something, you know, say what's up. Let's talk some clubhouse. Let's talk about Chris Fuomata Fala and have a good time. If you see Joey out there,

Clubhouse, make him pull his pants down and snap his ass with a terrible towel immediately. Sorry. And don't even say anything to him. Just see him make eye contact and go. And he'll know. And he'll turn right around.

Pink ass. And you just, you lick the tip of the towel too. You ever get a good one from your mom? Dude, your mom could snap a towel, dude. Maybe not your mom, but my mom.

I'm just talking moms in general could, dude, my mom would slice my leg open. My dad was belt. That's crazy to me, bro. People that got beat my belt. something like what decade? No, I don't want anybody to get alarmed.

You know, like my dad, we talk about it on the show all the time. My dad went to New York with me for God's sake for four days. Like, my dad didn't beat me with a belt. My dad just always went to the belt. It was one of those that was like he would unbuckle and start to slide it out. You know, and that's where you're like, oh shit, I should probably stop. And then when he would get it out, it was like this week, he wouldn't even. he would like

you know what he can you fold over the belt right yeah and you snap it up so there's like that and he would snap it dude I would go I would walk around my house snap in my belt after school every day I'd be like this is awesome

it's great noise dude top five noise top five noises what do you think it's like hey hey daddy's on there top five noises happy holidays this. Dude, that's another inside

clubhouse thing. We got to explain that, bro. We got to let the club know. We haven't explained. Daddy's on air. Daddy's on air. All right, I'll take go ahead, rip it, rip it. I feel like in the 100 and almost

10 episodes we've done, I feel like we have, we definitely mentioned this. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think we have. You've heard the story before. If you've heard the story before, you'll like it again. And for those of you knew, here. All right. So we had this guy that

I guess he essentially worked for at the radio station where we were coming up and he was just classic radio guy like classic radio host wanted to be everybody's friend kind of. You know, he just wanted to relate to the young dudes a little bit. And but so of course

we followed him on social media being Ben because he was kind of our boss and we kind of had like he like we kind of needed to be on his side. in order to like get air time because he certainly wasn't letting let in any time go by. And we've just always die laughing because this guy, every holiday, every birthday of his kid, he would post a picture of him with the mic in front of his face, headphones on. And it'd be literally Thanksgiving.

And the post would be a weird smile with the bad angle, like, you know, your uncle. on Facebook taking a selfie and the mic right there and the post would be you know post would be something like Happy Thanksgiving Wish well to you and your family I can't be with mine because I'm on air

Every single post is about like He posted a picture of his kids Trick or treating and he was like Here's what the kids win as this year A little Kylo Ren I couldn't make it That he's on air from 7 to 11 It's a me and Ben always Just like this dude

It was always on air. It was never, every holiday, every big event. On air is so funny. On air. Shut up. I'm on air. Shut up, dude. Who's not on air?

Who's not on air now? Hey, I'm on air. Shut up. All right. Go ahead. Dude, the election. The election aliens land on earth for an alien abduction. This guy will be on air.

Wish I could have seen it. Anytime you're busy. Anytime you're busy Anytime you got something that you don't want to do You don't want to give you excuses to say Sorry, Daddy's on air I got 7 to 11 on ESPN radio Right before Bibboni

Daddy's on air UFO's landing bro Oh my God My family got abducted Oh my God They put probes in all their asses But I couldn't make it Daddy was on air

Okay Okay dude Geez wish I could have seen it I wish I could have been with him but daddy was on air 7 to 9 filling in for lebitard

alright bro on air asteroids falling to the earth Armageddon coming buildings downtown getting scraped from the sky through an asteroid oh looks like we got a shower

got to throw a tour weather guy because I'm on air no not even dude not even things are coming down quick What's your top five Thanksgiving sides? Like, okay. World's ending.

World's ending. Top by Bruce Willis movies. Top five movies about the world ending. Here's a segment on air. Daddy's on air. My family's dead. Was diehard of Christmas movie. Dude.

Come on, man. Every post. We get it. Hey, do you work? Are you a radio personality? Can't tell. Family's dead on the ground. Family doesn't have souls in their bodies anymore.

Just got sent a pick. Neighbors begging my wife. Could it be there? She hates me because Daddy's on air. At ESPN Radio. Oh, shit. That's so good. Anyway, that's the origin story.

Wow. Daddy's on air. I know the title of this. I know the title of this one. Oh, man. Not going to be texting you for the title after the show. That's good. I needed that.

Oh, man. Dude, I went to a, I went to a Steelers bar in New York City. Yeah, I was wondering. I saw the picture. I saw the horizontal picture. I was like, his dad took that and sent it to him for sure. I was like, that's a, that's a Mr. Molo. post oh man it was so i wish you could have been there man like i know you don't sit and watch NFL

games but it was insane dude it was like heaven i mean you're just in this place where they have the steelers game on every screen all the all the workers wearing shirts that are Steelers everybody's there that your shoulder to shoulder with stealer fans who are just you know high five on everything man yeah yeah yeah going they played renegade over the loudspeaker i thought it was too soon i thought i thought they jumped the gun on renegade but then it paid off dude it was it was unreal. I probably drank 15 beers. It was insane. Oh, it was like, yeah. Um, there's something different about like going to a different city and then all your boys are there. Like it's just a different feeling. I bet that was really fun. You know, you're just like, oh,

it's really going down like this. Like you guys are really fans fans. You're not fake fan. You can tell a fake fan. They were about it. It was going down. And when Russ got them to jump to clinch the game. Fourth and one, midfield, Steelers have the ball, no timeouts left. Dude, when he did that, I stood up on a stool and started

pumping the air, like first down. Like, what was your dad doing? Hey, hey, hey. I don't even remember,

but the place is going nuts. I don't think anybody even knew. No one cared. Going berserk. It's the best. We're talking like, you know, you know,

when you see celebrations and shit and people are just like throwing drinks in the air. It was like that. It was insane. God, that's a really good game too. Good game for them to. Hernia bar in New York City and Hell's Kitchen. And, yeah, even you would have enjoyed it.

Even you would have enjoyed it. Oh, yeah, dude. But love a hype. I just had to talk about that. Love a hype bar with the boys. You feel like, you feel like there, like your family after a while. You're like, wow, I know all these people are really. Like, you feel like you grew up with them and stuff.

I think I exchanged numbers with one guy. Yeah. Friends forever, bro. whatever we'll always have that day we'll always have mike williams on third and nine what a crazy pickup yeah um what oh man uh are you getting any wings while you're buffalo dude i did last night no shit this uh this girl was like if you're getting wings go to these places and all of them are really far away actually so i just picked this one called wing nuts. It's pretty good. Best wings I've had, but I don't really eat wings like that. So they might

not be all that. But when I was eating them, I was like these are the best number one wings I've ever had in my life. Number one. But I'm used to eating like frozen food Friday's wings from the like the grocery store. Like I'm not I'm not about wings, but wing nuts. Got to say. Pretty good. Yeah. That part of my take guys and all them. They've really pumped that up. But yeah, I noticed that too. When I was in Buffalo last spring, I was like, damn, it's kind of hard to, like, there wasn't anything, you know, you had to go a little bit.

Whereas you're staying downtown and the club's right there. You're like, ah, I don't want to go so far out of the way to go get some wings, you know. Uber Eats. For 30 hours or whatever it is, you know what I mean? But, yeah. Well, we've got some emails stacked up here because we recorded it on Thursday. day here. Can't wait. Talk to me. So team these guys at gmail.com. Let's go with Ryan. He says D. Rose. Crowd pops. D. Rose game winner and playoffs against the Cavs,

Kauai in 2019, game seven winner against the Sixers. And as a Phillies fan, Reese Hoskins, three run shot against the Braves 2022 NLDS. Those good pops. Good pops, good pops, good pops. Yeah A D-Rose dunk or a Russell Westbrook dunk Is always a good pop I can't remember the game winner he's talking about But something about those two dunking was different I was like oh my God

Like it looks like it hurt kind of Like those guys are dunking way too hard Like harder than you would dunk on like an eight foot basketball Golrilla So how are they even doing that. I don't know. On the Russell Westbrook.

They were a punch in it. I was like, wow. Whole crowd. Crazy. Yeah, Russell Westbrook wouldn't even really like cock it back too much. I feel like he would just start here. Fucking.

I literally throw it down. There was no like LeBron. No. I thought he was just going and he would keep it like right here. He was flexing on it and it would just pop. So insane. Nobody did it like that. just two guys two old old guys talking about sports

jesus christ yep daddy's on there uh this is from patrick uh interesting here tree house stadium suite it's real parentheses kind of benny and joy joy had an epiphany the other day when i realized the atlanta brave stadium truce park has a stadium suite similar to the treehouse suite ben had talked about a few weeks ago my company rented it for a department outing last year classic and i wanted to share a few of the highlights of the sweet below. One, it's called the Home Depot Clubhouse. No way.

No way. Two, complimentary all you can eat burgers and hot dogs. Soggy buns gang. Three, the Home Depot mascots come up and do a meet and greet after the mascot race. Home Depot has a mascot? What is it? Just a 62-year-old dad? With an orange apron on?

I mean, that's, man, what is the Home Depot? on mask. I'm going to look it up real quick. Keep going. All right. Four, it's a legit standalone tree house in the outfield. Five, you can rent it for a private group. Parentheses, clubhouse outing, perhaps? Here's a few picks for reference. Ah, hold on.

See y'all at Atlanta next spring. Slide my ass with Kirkos chain. Damn, this looks sick, dude. Look at this shit. I'm trying to click on it. Damn. It literally says clubhouse on the side. just that's exactly what I picture but that's pretty perfect exactly what I pay that's spot on white guy

for sure can't see can't see his eyes dude look at that oh dang that just looks like a home depot in their outfield kind of that I would really want to be there actually I would really want to watch a game in there bad that's the only place I'd go to watch a game Depot now you know home Depot

literally clubhouse sponsor let's go wow that's pretty sick thanks patrick um from max subject line danny woodhead rex burkehead same guy oh my god did they both play for the patriots too yes oh man i don't know if that's good max says first time long time how's it going fellas love the show Thanks. I did not play football in high school, but my younger brothers did. And with that, I went to just about every game and also heard many different runout songs. My high school runs out to the Halloween theme song. I was wondering, God, that's so sick. Are you serious,

bro? I was wondering. That's like a, that's something we would come up with on here. I can't believe teams are doing that. Okay, keep going. Sorry. Now, Max, you have to email back. Did anyone have a dad who dresses Michael Myers in the stands like I'm going to. They have to. With their kids running out to Halloween. Okay, here's the questions from Max. What song, if any, did you guys run out to in high school? Two, if you were a varsity football coach today and can pick any song, which would you

pick? Slap my ass with a big smelly pad that the basketball coach would use to swing at you with during contact layup lines while I struggled to even get the ball over the room with my left hand. Oh, left-handed layups, man. Nothing more tough than that. never did them in a game ever always in practice

get yelled up first time trying to dribble with your left hand when you were like fourth and fifth and sixth grade you got to make a to get on the A team you have to make a left handed layup I was like well looks like I'm not playing basketball this year Jesus Christ talk about doing the impossible

in a game left handed layup missed so bad get yelled at you told me to sorry clank right off the bottom of the rim we didn't run out to a song. We had a song that played as they were getting ready, you know, the lead up to the running out, because when we ran out, it was just the pretty sure it was just the,

the pet band playing the fight song. We had, you know, we had, we had, this was fall of 2011, so this song was really jumping. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Yeah, pretty hard. one of those weird songs that like you're like, is it a good hype song? And then you listen to it with your boys in the locker room. And you're like, oh my God,

I'm going to cry for some reason. You know, you're like, I don't believe the hype. Then you just got to, you just got to go through it. Look a weird number 67 in the eyes before the game. It's like,

wow, you do care. You do care about this. Okay, me too. Me too. Let's win. Look at linemen. Look at linemen legs in the eyes. Yeah,

top of the level. East West foot. Varsity coach. I would, Buzz varsity coach, I would pick Fox NFL Sunday theme. Don't care. That's a tough one. You want to pick something kind of timeless.

I don't know. I'd defer to the seniors and be like, pick a hot song that's edited and just go crazy. Because coming out to a song the coach likes, y'all, let's run out of the woods for this big game to crazy train. Nothing will take the wind out of my sales more. Running out of the woods, I'm like, I don't want to play anymore.

I don't want to play anymore. This is so... Or a thunderstruck or whatever. Come on, man. I'm like, do we have... Does every coach have to... I can't, I cannot deal with it. It's a good point.

It's a fair point. But the question was what it was. So if I had to pick, that's what I would do. You make a great... You make a great observation. Yeah, it's always got to go through the seniors because they're going to set the tone. of they're being pissy and pouting about coming out,

then it's a, we're downhill from the start here. But I think that it's just like, hey, every kid wants to eventually run out to Fox NFL Sunday, you're not going to. It goes hard because we grew up watching,

you know, Keith Albert on the call for the Bucks Vikings and, you know. Bucks vikes. On the scoreboard. Yeah. This is from Ken. A little bit of a long one here. Just stick with me.

Subject line, 2011, Darren Sprouls. Hey, guys, first time, long time. Just recently had a road trip for a wedding with my wife, and she awarded you guys the best road trip podcast, as it quote, just sounds like you have two friends in the backseat, talking about nothing, but you can't stop listening. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. New bio.

Talking about nothing, but for some reason I got to hear it. Oh, that's great, Ken. She's officially a burpy girl. Tell her we said thanks. He says, All the talk about jerseys brought back a memory from high school. We had these two brothers who would show up to school every day wearing a different sports jersey every single day.

From what I can remember, they each had a Denver Broncos jersey. One had an orange L.Way, the other a Navy Terrell Davis. And both had a white falcons, Mike Vic jersey. A must have for any guy in the mid-2000s. True. These jerseys got the most play,

but I swear they must have had an assortment of 20 to 25 random team jerseys and it was the only thing they would ever wear to school. It's been about 17 years so I forget a lot of the jerseys, but I'll never forget seeing that one kid in a Utah Jazz, Andre Carolinko won. Me and my buddies attempted to keep track of all the jerseys, but it became too overwhelming. We figured these kids must have asked for nothing but jerseys every Christmas and their parents had to go online and order the juries from various pro shops. You're not walking into a dix in the Philly area and grabbing an Andre Carolinko jersey off the shelf. My question to you guys is,

if you were a part of this jersey family, I like to imagine mom and dad were also just walking around town in random jerseys. And you had to pick out your jerseys for the week. What five are you choosing to wear to school Monday to Friday? Set my ass while I work on my Christmas list

and Chris Berman is yelling out NFL prime time highlights in the background. This is, that was a great email. Thanks, dog. What a story. Really great email. Yeah, you've got to have a certain type of parents that I'll let you buy cool jerseys off internet websites and stuff.

Like my parents were not going for that. They'd be like, get it at the, no, you don't need that. You don't need that. That's props, bro. Cool parents. Five jerseys I had picked Monday through Friday. Five black Mike Allsod jerseys, just five of them. I don't know why, but when Tampa Bay came out the black jersey, never wore them.

I don't know. Just insane. my uncle who married into the family randomly had an all black warren sap bucks jersey I had this visual in my head of him on christmas night is when he clearly got for christmas and he wore it on christmas night i was like no way no way he got it christmas night and wore it like over to your house or something over to my grandparents house yep that is the hardest move Dude, you know it's, you know, like, it's something you really wanted when you put it on immediately. Like, he put it on, bro.

To the grandparents house on Christmas. Dude, at night, like that night Christmas party you go to, it's a little more casual. Like, you can get away with wearing, like, I just got this, you know? It's not like you don't have to dress up nice. Couldn't have been Christmas Eve. Couldn't have been Christmas Eve. Nah. But Christmas night.

Christmas Eve is when you show out with the dress clothes, the store. the sweaters. Christmas night, that's when you're like, this is what I got, motherfuckers. I got this today. It's at 6 p.m.

church on Saturday night feeling. You're like, is this even church? I can wear whatever I want. That kind of Christmas party. And you're all super depressed. So it makes it a little better. Oh, man.

I'm just going to go with like my five favorites for my childhood, probably. Give me a home cubs. Sammy Sosa. Give me a red, red socks Nomar Garcia Parra.

Give me a red Atlanta Falcons Mike Vick from 2002 before they switched to the snow 2004 Madden cover uniforms. I don't know if they had red, but that is a good that's a good jersey. They did?

Red Mike Vic jersey. Oh, wow. Okay. Give me a Bumblebee Big Ben jersey and a slap on the ass. Navy pinstripe

a Navy pinstripe Pacers Reggie Miller. That's it. That's good jerseys. Black Priest Holmes, black Allstadt. Who. Black Mike Piazza Mets. Just all of them black.

Yeah, actually sorry. a a yellow Dante Hall Chiefs, a yellow Brett Farrv Packers. All these are also options. Wearing it with a diaper too, the yellow Brett Favre. Diper on yellow Brett Favre jersey on. The cloth,

sheepskin chin strap, strapped to a cheesehead, and I'm sitting on the couch for the rest of time. And that's what I'm wearing to Christmas this year. Just me on the, couch in a diaper. I love football. I love football. I love football. How's he doing? Is he doing okay? Let's show it. Let's FaceTime. Hey, you're on FaceTime. I love football. Room service after that. That's crazy. Hold up. You have room service? Is that what you just said? Dude has room service.

Oh my God. That is crazy. Room service and a Willis McGahey jersey with barely any short song. Thank you. Yeah, you too. Oh, man. I love football. You're just every time,

that's my whole life is doing something like that and someone being like, hey, real life here, do you need help with anything? I'm like, what?

Yeah, I remember you doing that in school a few times back in a day in front of a coach or your dad all place and same. Always.

I can't believe that wasn't my dad. All right. Somebody made an email account that is just slap my ass. Oh, they got the email? Slap my ass at gmail.com? This literally shows up in our inbox. Slap space, my ass.

Nice. Holding it down. Subject line, almost better than Christmas Eve falling on a Thursday. Calendar heads. Pete February 2026. You don't see them laid out like this

often anymore. Something to look forward to. And it's a screen grab of 2026, February, just the perfect square. Oh, man, that feels good. This guy gets it. This guy gets the show.

February 1st is Sunday. February 28th is Saturday. And then you roll right over into March. Yeah. He gets it. That's pretty nice. Clubhouse official. This is from Joseph.

Holy Communion Food Truck. These guys. First off, these guys have become part of my fiancee and I have a weekly routine. Wow, another burpee girl. That's so nice to hear. Come to Indy,

December 18th. Once a week, we'll toss on a new episode, listen, watch while we cook dinner. Ben sits so weird. Yep. has since unknown. My favorite part of the show are your bits about growing up Catholic.

I know you guys must have some takes about the Eucharist itself. Are you old school just sticking in a tongue out and getting it placed on there? How about when it really sticks to the roof of your mouth? I've always thought that it actually isn't far from being a good snack. Slap some peanut butter on one of those hosts and you have something. So in these guys fashion, I imagine a menu for a food truck that serves dishes that use the unconsecrated key point. I don't want a wrath of God coming down on me. Eucharist is a base.

Why I would thrown out unconsecrated. You're really taking us back to religion class right there, my man. Consecrated. So here's some of the dishes. Jesus Christ. Not those that use the host instead of chips. Jesus Christ super smore. Obviously smores with the host in place of a graham cracker.

Baller. Pee B and the Big J. P.B. in the Big J. An uncrustable but with the host. This is an excellent email. I don't mean for this email to be sacrilegious at all. Joey, can't wait to hear you on Pony and Moller again sometime this season. Ghost Steelers.

Slat my ass with a hymnal while we hit the high notes and on Eagles wings. Joe in Pittsburgh. Wow. Love you, Joe. Hopefully see you this weekend, my man. And your wife or your fiance, excuse me. Yeah, dude. Been said it.

Excellent email. Love the name. very good stuff. Well thought out. My thing is, I see what you're saying about the host being like a snack. But I think it's just always

because every time you're in mass, doesn't matter if it's Wednesday when you're at Catholic school mass growing up or Sunday morning or Sunday at 11 or Saturday night, every time you're in there, Christmas Eve, you're just so fucking hungry. It just comes out of a time where you're like,

God, I just, I can not. wait to get to grandmalls for dinner. I cannot wait for lunch today at school. Holy shit. I can't wait for brunch after this. My God, I'm a little hungover. I'm hungry. So even the Eucharist,

you're just like, at least it's something. At least I'm getting a little crunch in there. It makes it worse, though, because it makes you a little hungrier. Because your body's like, oh, a cheese it.

You know, oh, a jeez it. Totally. Totally. It always, totally. Yeah,

putting peanut butter on one of those. Every time I had, uh, the bread. I don't know. I just always called it the bread. I'd be like, I want like four though. I be like, yo, can you slide me like two more? Like I want to make like a like a like they'd be good if you just got more than one.

Like can I get back in line? What have you got seconds, dude? Has anybody ever done that at church? Hey, I'm going to swing around one more time, Father. You got to you got enough. Okay. I'll be right back. You definitely could because what?

You go up the center aisle and you hit Father. But then you go on the side. Kyle, right? And you got that, you got, you get your buddy's mom who's, you know, a euchuristic minister. Right. Now she's wine drunk at 3 p.m. at school mass. Just handing out Eucharist. I was never, uh, I was never a, uh, I think that's crazy. I think that's insane. You remember when somebody would do it. You go, that's that lady that uses her tongue, bro. And you and all the homies would be like,

old salamander, Susie. is she doing it again? Is she going to drop it? A lot of pressure on whoever's doing it, man. I think you should only do that. If you're going to do it, I would never. But if you were going to do it or you had to do it, I think the priest is the only one who should be able to do that.

I don't think that Johnny from down the street who is just a member of the community, I don't think that he, you know, who's wearing probably like a Colts polo because he's going to the game after. I don't think that he should have to place it on your tongue. That's for the priest. That's for father. It's a priest territory. You're a weird tongues guy.

Yeah. Yeah. Not for just a normal citizen. Dude. Who do you think you are? Were you even baptized, dude? Prove it. That's crazy.

Can't be using your tongue out here. You're not that religious. This was my move every time. Cool. Okay. You say he's grabbing from the left hand. Electric slide to the right. Sign on the cross.

Yeah, I think you got to slide. I think you got to, you got to take the eugrist slide sign of the cross okay you do a sign of the cross right there you're holding up the line yeah I always did the sign of the cross yep right foot left stop yep exactly

reverse reverse get another get another yeah but I told you about when I have I told you about when I dropped the Eucharist oh I did too rough day for your boy Yeah, it was right front and center of, you know, the older kids are sitting up front, everything too. Just fumbled it. So fumble lost.

I have a career total, one, one Eucharist fumble, one Eucharist fumble loss to my status. I remember talking about this now because we were talking about Eucharist security. Like you got to have seven points of prevention, bro. You got to from now on Molinaro carrying the Eucharist like this. So he doesn't fumble. Everybody acted like I was supposed to know what to do. Oh my God, you dropped it? You can't pick it up and eat it.

I was like, dude. Hey, I'm nine. What are you thinking here? Bro, I didn't. I can't remember. I think I picked it up and ate it. I don't think I just, I don't think I pocketed it.

I was like, you can't pocket you, you Chris, what? Nah, that seems like you're going to hell. I, I like kicked it on the way down because I was trying to like juggle it and like catch it

probably stepped on a little bit but I was like I hope nobody saw that so I just ate it real quick and went back to my C but then like 45 people are like we saw you drop it we saw you drop it you're going to hell

I was like now now and for like two days I was like I am gone to hell dude because everybody was all crazy you're going to hell bro you got to give it back to the priest he's got to re-bless it and then you have to eat it

you didn't know that no I didn't know that yeah truly it's like a football coach with holding on to the ball God everybody just like you do you got to secure the Eucharist the hell are you doing man carry that with you like it's your life carry that with you like it's your livelihood you know doing up downs at church sorry father god dang it

does 10 up downs real quick in the back no just on the altar everybody else is still getting communion you're like everybody's waiting on you to be done for everybody's waiting on you to be done with your updown so they can finally sit back guys like they're kneeling you know they wait for the priest to be done and sit down and everybody sits down it's just you doing up downs because you dropped it and they're like god

dang fine hey we're hurting here too man so yeah big let's fucking speed it up priest makes he did 25 up downs dude hit it hit it you're like amen amen amen every time you hit your chest amen hey it's not the it's not the whistle doing it he has one of the altar boys ringing the bell every time the bell hits and that's when you have to hit I would go to church so much if they did that. Fumbled the Eucharist, 25. There's so much shit.

I had a bit about that, about how like going to, I would go to church if you could throw people out like you're an umpire. Oh, yeah. Like there's so many things about church

that you would want to get more if they had. Kick a baby out. But I guess that's a test. I guess that's a test. Up down. I don't care. Your baby's four months old screaming.

Teach him how to do up downs. Yeah, let's do one more here. This is from Andrew. The subject line is just, and I read this in Rake's voice. It's just Brody. Brody, Brody, Brody, Brody.

Andrew says, dudes, the Brody bit last week had me rolling laughing. He definitely is a kid who always wears his mouthpiece on the sideline, even though he never played. God. You guys rock. Smack my ass harder than Jake Bates,

52-year-old field goal at the gun. done to complete an unbelievable comeback for the Detroit Lions, Andy. Thanks, dude. I appreciate that a lot. Yeah, that would go down. That would go down in top 10. I think these guys rants or just these guys when you get rolling, you know, that was that was up there for sure. We created a whole world for Brody.

Fisher. That's another origin story we have to talk about sometime. Brody and then who are the who are the siblings that we came up with like the SVG or whatever oh man the oh my god Vans I know exactly what you're talking about brothers who are super good at high school football but like somehow didn't go play anywhere and then at all like you there like five years later yeah what was their last name you guys were you guys were NFL good we got to talk we got to make our own these guys football team, you know.

That one's up there as well. That one's up there. Brody. And Brody as well. Brody. Brody. Cool, man. Well, I know this is a quick one here, but we're a little late in the week.

And yeah, to be honest with you, I can hear my kids screaming and shit. And I just got to, we got to fucking, I got to fucking hit the road. Up downs. I got to do up downs with my son to hopefully tire them out. I don't know. But I hope Buffalo is awesome. I know it'll be out after you already performed. But I'm sure that it'll be a lot of clubhouse there because there was a lot of clubhouse there for me.

Yeah, I can't wait. And then we got, we got Phoenix coming up December 5th. We got Sacramento, December 15th. We got these guys downtown Indianapolis, December 18th, and then Rutherford, January 9th. We get your tickets. And I don't know if you're kind of scrambling for like a Christmas gift or something like that, I think a little trip to Indy to watch these guys pod and hang out with this after. That's, I think, I think that'd be a great, great little last minute gift, a little cherry on top,

a little getaway weekend. Oof. But yeah, get your ticky to say, what's something. up. Yeah. Can't wait. We're hearing more, more and more burpy girls join the clubhouse this week, obviously. So, you know, hey, it doesn't have to just

be the boys making a little date night, you know? Get your Christmas sweaters on with your turtlenex. Come have some wine. We'll talk about the Eucharist. It'll be a hell of a time in downtown Indies. The tree lighting downtown, take picks by it. There's a lot. There's Indianables's a little Christmas, sexy little date town, like, and then throw our show

in there. I'm not trying to be all selling tickies, but it's not not a bad. little idea. We got to, man. We got to push tickets. That's what we do. So go see Ben.

Our tickets for December 18, downtown Indianapolis, Healing Comedy Club are officially on sale. There they are. Go get them. Get them while you can. And so that's a big, big announcement from today.

So other than that, you know the deal. Subscribe sent it to five, 10 friends that you want to coach JV football with. You grew up going to Catholic schools with. Give us a rating. Give us a review on Apple podcast. Jay Feidler style.

And we appreciate. you guys and we'll talk talk at you next week. Thanks for hanging with us. Yeah, send us a brodie for sure. All right. Mike Vanderjack. Jericho Cotry. Oh, that's a great name, dude. That's a storybook name. Jericho Cotry. Under the, under the radar one of my favorite Steelers. You had a good year around there. He really did. Jericho. So Jets, though, right? So Jets. He's so Jets. Always happy. All right, bro. Good luck tonight. Thanks, honey. see yeah please