THESE GUYS! - Dad's Love Lenny Kravitz

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Yeah, let's see that. And then we'll know from there. That might be a law for life. Oh, you think you got a good fit on? Picture of fat guy. Still hidden? Wear it. Not looking too good?

You know what? Might want to go to the old shirt you always wear. Not bad for a fat guy. Traffic on the five. It's Matt Bear. What do you got for us? Yeah, thanks, sonny. Look like your problem.

I'm 609. Do you want to have there? I do I-69 every day, but... I remember one time I did the sports update so bad, and Matt Bear just redid them in like 13 minutes. Took me eight hours. Took me eight hours a full night of research on the Pacers, the Colts, the fever, the Indians.

You don't know anything about sports, so that's your problem, first of all. But then number two, you take six hours to do anything. Who, me? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But, I mean, it had the whole night to do. do it. And then the next morning, Matt Bear was like,

ah, we're good. I'll just, I'll just rip them live. I was like, oh my God, why am I even here? Creeps up on you, that overnight shift. TG. 141. 141, pineapple juice. Cut off football jersey, huh? Basement boys.

It's totally right. I just saw this at Lids Outlet. You got that Jalen Ramsey jersey just for me? Who is that, Derwin James? That's Derwin James. It's not. I wish it was, though. It's just some Florida State number three. I'm like, he had to be good.

Number three of Florida State, it had to be good. He was Darwin James. I think this is the older jersey. I think Durham and James had the new ones with, you know, this is like... What am I missing about Florida State having like the baby blue mix all of a sudden? Yeah. What is that? Is that a seminal thing?

Yeah. I think it goes back to like some tribe or something like that. but when teams just throw a little baby blue in there instead of their royal old miss it's so hot hey just all of a sudden hey Tennessee yeah we got a girls basketball team is pretty good

what do you say those Tennessee gray ones that they just released really don't like I think I hate those and I think it's a joke I think Nike was like oh you're going to Adidas here you go oh because this is their last year with Nike

I think Nike was just like let yeah let's tell I'm gonna have my son design them yeah make them like a fighter jet Nike did like you know that trend where it's say we let our Jin Z community relations intern edit this video

oh bro and hey we let our gin Z marketing intern create your alternate uniforms this year 17 year old actually I don't even know man like I don't want to hate because it's like

you know they're doing something kind of crazy, but they are just so bad, aren't that? No, they're terrible. Can you imagine? It's okay to hate when it's not, when it's real, there's no redeeming quality. I mean, it might look okay

on a skill player, but can you just imagine number 62 in one of them? That's one of these guys' laws is that and anytime you're changing of uniforms and football, don't put your skill position guys in them and be like, oh yeah, that's fire.

Put big old left guard with the tape fingers and the beer belly in the fucking crossbar face mask. Put him in the photo shoot and be like, I don't know. Honestly, the guy that looks the worst on the team is probably the long snapper.

I'm like, why are your pads so weird? Put all long snapper and the left guard next to him on field goal, on PAT, put them in the photo shoot and say, can we do something with this? if the answer is no probably will be just scratch and go back to something pretty classic cool uni's let's see number 48 and 62 in them yeah let's see that and then we'll know from there that might be a law for life oh you think you got a good fit on picture of fat guy in it still hidden

wear it not looking too good you know what might want to change it might want to go to the old shirt you always wear to the black jeans black shirt white shoes combo there's all wrong there everybody has one shirt that you're just like that's that's my shirt really yeah i got one shirt what is it it's like a black shirt and it has a wolf on it i'm like it's from goodwill i bought it like broken in it's just it's perfect can wear it can wear it to sleep can get up in it go do anything in it it's just like it fits my body see i got pants that are like that like when we first started doing espresso and first started hanging out.

I think I wore the same black jeans, probably 85% of the time that we were together. And we were together like every day. Never washed them. Why was you? Was washing jeans. Nobody. Dude, you wash jeans?

Take them out of the dryer. Those aren't my jeans anymore. Hey, who put, who swapped jeans? Who put different jeans of the dryer and took mine home? Hey, guess I gained 15 pounds. They're never the same. And also grew three inches. What happened?

Do you wash your jeans? They come to here when you put them on. Every time after you wash the jeans. Hey, are these the same? What? This guy's doing act outs. This guy's doing act outs.

You can't. You can't do it, man. Can't wash the jeans. And who's doing it? Who wants to do that anyways? They don't ever get dirty. What are you doing? Playing in the sandlot?

Never the same. You slide into second base with those? Hell no. They're so tight. They're so tight after you try them. I'm like, Oh, guess I'm Lenny Kravitz now. American woman.

Right when I put him on American woman. Mama let me see. I love Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz. Another guy that like every dad loves random. Yo, that's one right there, bro. That's a tweet.

Right? That's sick. My dad has a, I think he burned a CD. Lenny Kravitz's greatest hit. So I'm like, you? they just had that CD. It's him on the cover with that white button down polo and the sunglasses.

They just all had it. Nobody can do a nose ring like Lenny Kravitz. That dude, that dude invented, kind of like, kind of low key, a little underrated. I mean,

at the time he was hitting, I don't think he really gets the respect he deserves. Guy can do it all. He's an actor. Is he? Yeah, he's in Hunger Games. Lenny Kravitz.

A. Can we, what's his real name bro hold on nobody movie touch your phone don't touch a computer the mic or anything

Bob Gravitz related Bob Cravitz come up to top why isn't Lenny Kravitz like hosting stuff like more of does he have like

a hot girlfriend he's never like what is his daughter is Zoe Kravitz Catwoman from the Robert Pattinson Batman movie that's his daughter

Lenny Kravitz Oh I can't I don't want to look but I do. So interesting. Real name. I love a fake name when we call it. Leonard Albert Kravitz.

Dude, he's legit. Wow. His name is Lenny Kravitz. Brooklyn, New York. Wow. Talk about a guy. That's just always had abs. Like, no matter what age,

he's busting out an eight pack. He's the rare, like, all your moms want to bang him. All your dads are like, I mean, he's just got good music. He's a cool guy. He's a vest. No, just totally likable. Man, I'm going out on the boat today. I'm playing all in the carvets.

I know he has another song that's like. American woman. Are you going to go my way? Oh, you're going to go my way? Sleeper highlight film song. Dude, somebody breaking a 95-yard run down the sidewalk. Oh, yeah, man. Good guitar.

Are you going to go my way? And I got that. to got to know the refs and screen past aunt dude

no fuck are you going to go my way American woman um because baby it ain't over till it's over the minute

tears we cried so much pain inside yeah greatest hits I am Hey, my in-laws better get ready. That's the album cover I'm talking about right there.

That's the exact one. Dude, your dad has that in his car. He has that on his bookshelf. Every dad has this. Every dad. Yeah, I know. It's every dad. I know Coach P has it.

Why don't she just got an Apple music? I don't know. I was just Google Dog. I'm always on the wrong app, dude. Yeah, Lennycraft. A fly away. Oh, man. We both don't know how it goes.

I want to get away That was a first one His voice always sounds like I mean maybe probably probably is Like it sounds like he sings just with Autotone like T-Pain you're like Oh yeah you know that they're doing there But I think Lenny Kravitz's voice is just

He might just be Autof-Tun Like whoa Can you imagine Lenny Gravitz on Thanksgiving Can you pass a potential? May we Yeah I love the stuffy No, he just talks like that

NFL NFL Draft 2018 in Philadelphia It was, yeah I think that's Philly Anyway, it's not a sports podcast But that was the intro song You know, they have like a big Top the hour when like the thing starts

And they always have like a pre-packaged segment That's like an intro That was the song It had like all the, yeah, it had like the highlights of the different players. It had the, like, you know, they put them in that room. It has all the lights and like the silver chrome ball that they're like tossing around in their draft gear. And it was, yeah, you know, like the college announcers would be like, Baker Mayfield takes it in from 25 yards out.

And then it'd be like, oh, you got to go my way. Because it's, you know, the NFL draft. Who's the guy that's like, who's a guy that's thinking about that stuff? What? Who's that guy? I know. No, it should be you. That's a honor.

Nobody thinks about it, but you. All of that stuff is what makes it. Exactly. Like those videos that I do, every football season. One of a kind. Nobody's ever done that. That's why I love that video. I'm like, nobody's touched that on the internet before.

Thank you. Going to break? But the going to break, that's what, that is what, that is what you long for in days like today. On July 6th, July 7th, when this comes out and it's hey dog days right like we're getting ready to be an all-star break time there's going to be like a week and a half two-week stretch where there's literally nothing going on in the sports world those are the moments you long for in these days when you're like

god to be september 29th and it's starting to get a little chilly and you're sitting there and you're watching a game and they just scored a touchdown and they're going to break you're like oh i'm going to get up i'm going to go get another beer i'm going to go get a dog from, you know, where at the grill. And as you're getting up a walkway, they're playing some kick-ass song and slow motion happening. You're like, I'm just so happy. With all the Home Depot, like, graphics.

I just love the packaging that put on the game. And then it goes to a commercial that you're like comfortable with, you know, like that football season's commercial or maybe the cheese at one. I won't go feel the cheeses coach. That one's been in run for 18 years. It's fine. I love it. Yeah, because you're like, oh, I'm home. This is football.

This is Saturday. This is Saturday at 2.30 p.m. Me at Saturday, 2.30 p.m. in the fall. That's what I'm saying. That, those moments right there is what absolutely makes it. I don't even care. I mean, I do care about the game. But, like, it's not about, like, second and seven play action going deep.

That's not what gets me fired up. What gets me fired up is going to commercial to, like, some EDM song that gets you hyped. and then flowing into a Home Depot commercial. That is, that is happiness. It's so good, man. I got it. Nobody thinks about it though.

This is a fun part of the year, though, because, like, right now is when I'm trying to figure out what, like, the hot song is going to be. You know? Going into fall. Going into the fall that, like, all the networks are going to be playing, going to commercial break. You know, like, last year I did one with Shibusi, a bar song. God, that was the song, bro. So college game day. So college game day.

Then the year before I did, I might have been last year too. I did Tommy Rickman. They do play some bangers on there now. Like they play the hot songs. So I'm always trying to figure out like, what's the one? What's the song?

Is there a song in the summer? I can't tell that's a thing anymore. There's always one song that you're like, that's it. I know, but I think. Undisputed. Just for me, like,

we're so far removed from that regular scheduled programming, the regular consistency of being in the loop. Because I think you don't really think about that until you're, you know, when you're in school and it's like, oh, summer's coming up.

And this is the song that's hot right now. And as it's going into summer and we're like out of school, that becomes a song in the summer. But for us, you're like, oh, damn. Yeah, it is summer. But like, I don't know.

Listen to the music. I've listened to the same 22 songs for the last 12 years Same three since I've been here Seriously Been here for a week Same three songs Run it

I know What's so confusing to me too And how wild hell works Is how you will get This is probably just a me thing Because I've never been like music guy You all had music guy In your class

Growing up He's putting you on the song They're just like If you mentioned something thinking you were cool He's like I knew about that three months ago you're like the guy who knows all the like the underground artists and stuff i'm like how do you know that for what way too much time yeah dude i knew about whiz califah like in like 2008

from from who no idea dude the weekend i knew he's gonna blow up it's crazy some dude in my art class in 2011 and like one of my best friends is is a dj so i guess that is his job now but like yeah i can't bring up any music to them because I know shit. Yeah, I'm like I'm just now finding out about fucking Pink Pony Club. The song came out in 2020. That is weird how that happens. It's just like, it's

because of the TikTok, isn't it? I guess. But I was about to say, I was like, you know, it'll probably be like this year. It'll probably be like espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. You can see that going to break, right? You can see that. Oh, yeah, but I thought it might have last year. That's what I'm saying, but I feel like it takes kind of like

Every time that I find a song that's hot, it comes out. Literally, I'll look at the Apple Music thing, and it's like, came out November 2021. I'm like, oh, it's 2024. Where was I? And, like, college game day and that kind of, they're like super slow on. Right. I was watching ESPN the other day when the announcers goes.

And he is standing on business. I was like, never mind about that. Anything an announcer says just can't say it anymore. Ruin everything. Got to delete that out of my head. An announcer said it. It's such an interesting dichotomy because used to, that was like the coolest thing. Like if Stuart Scott or Dan Patrick or John Bucci Gras said it, you're like, that's hilarious and awesome.

I think it's because those guys were kind of like. And I want to be them. Cool. But now any of the people that you see on ESPN, you're watching it at 835 on a Tuesday, you're like, I don't want anything to do with that. Why are the people that are doing SportsCenter, like, just local news people now? Yeah. I'm like, can we get like a little bit, somebody that's cool? There's a cool factor.

It's been lost. Oh, my God. I don't know. I do. You've watched like Randy Scott and George, I think. Randy Scott. They do like a fake man. I do like SportsCenter A.m.

I think his name is George with him. Randy Scott. Oh, this dude. Him and his co-host Hold on. See who his co-host is. Real quick. Randy Scott, height.

6-1? What is the deal? All right, never mind. Holy. There's no way that Tony reality is 6-1. Forget everything I said. Who's the co-host? Randy Scott and who?

Did just leave. Damn. Randy Scott and George, I think. Randy Scott and George just a country group. Randy Scott and George. coming to Roo off beer whiskey and boobs just brought up a country singer I swear to God a black and white picture

you know people also search for Matt Barry you know Matt Barry 6 too obviously Scott Van Pelt is 66 all they do is like talk about sports anchors heights I don't get why you listen to this podcast it's all I want to know what if you got in a fight like with your girl over that yeah we got a fight last night

because he was talking about how freaking tall Matthew Barry was. I don't even know who that is. Wait, what are we looking at? I can't, I can't remember. You look at a half. Hannah Storm height.

Forget it. Five, nine and a half. Dude, do you know she's so tall? So tall and so intimidating. She's local. 5.10, bro. You know, she's rocking heels super hard. Yeah. Just, you know, she's one of those that walks down a hallway and you're like, I better

get my, start cleaning up your desk, throwing cups away. Anna's come. The storm's coming. The storm is coming. I think that she used to have a segment of that on the ESPN. Yeah. She better have. They got to do something.

You know when they would give like the anchors, like their moment at the end of a show for like a two and a half minute monologue. I'm pretty positive that it would come in to be like literally graphics of clouds and lightning and shit. Storrent. Yeah, she's, she's Mark Patrick's sister.

Hannah, her name's, the last name's not Storm, it's Storm at Storen. Storren. I think she's... My life's a lie. Everything.

Aunt or the... She's not Drew Storan's mom. I think she's Drew Storan's aunt. Yeah. She's Mark Patrick's sister. Mark Patrick is Drew Storan's dad. Drew Storan played Major League Baseball.

He's almost Brownsberg. teams now sports local podcast but but she's just like yeah just call me Hannah storm that's better you can just do that I'd be like you saying yeah I'm just Benny pizza I was just thinking that that's so hard yeah Benny pizza why have why didn't I do that when I was 10 years old just call me Benny pizza Benedict pizza never gonna forget it that's crazy like they just called you you Moldard dude you know what I was looking for something to wear

because I knew we had the in in person these guys again this week and I got my my Dom my director of morale Cubs a Wrigleyville Jersey on no name on the back

hey wait a minute what's going on here no name on the back but it that's everything he wears this mold hair that's what got me thinking I went up in my closet dude and I was looking different

like I forgot I I really have a lot of Molinar weapons. Just 33 items of closing. Molnard, Moldard, Moldard. I could probably do like two months straight of shows with just Mollon Arrow or some variation of that. Every team just sending this guy free stuff. Pacer just sent me like three.

All number one, Molnarrow. I have three Cubs ones. I have an indie ice. Nobody, dude. I'm an LSU that says Joe. spelled the Cajun way on the back? Nobody loves you more than teams, dude. Just teams.

Dude, if you were like broke, I guarantee the LSU Tigers would send you like $15,000 tomorrow. Yeah, just give it to Moldero. Yep. Booster Club. Hey,

just to get you back on your feet. Pacer's $30,000 in the mail. Here's a jersey too. Teams love this guy, bro. I was like Purdue I didn't want to keep Like I didn't want to just keep showing up in him

I felt like talking about it would be better So I could like explain myself a little bit more But yeah there's quite a handful We might have a Steelers one Bro we might need a little video Can you stack them up Boom boom boom Roll through them

I do maybe just for this I don't know popping in there Or you'd like Rudy style You just like flop them on top of each other Or a dude put them all on and take them off. He's like 30 jerseys on. And he was taken off.

One by one. That audio from last year on TikTok to Emergency, Beijing, Dr. B. Emergency to emergency to page the doctor B. Why did I kind of love that song? Why did I kind of love that song? Why did I watch every video that audio was on?

I was like, I love this. Paging Dr. B. Emergency, emergency. Emergency. The pageant Dr. I don't even know. what they're saying. I don't know either, but I mean, I was in love with every person I saw do that. I was like, did she do this trend or not? Oh my God, she did. She, she, she, she,

I got to watch. My gosh, she's so good at this trend. Holy shit. Now the girls are back. Now the girlfriend is like, oh, he likes the emergency audio. They're talking, we, we, we. And now clubhouse guys are like, clubhouse guys. Fuck these guys. Go back to talk about Lee Corso or something. Hey, how tall is he? Real quick. Gotta lose the girls real quick. Gotta lose the girls real quick.

Gotta get the homies back. How tall is Lee Corso? Lee Corso, I'm going five, seven and a half. Dude, this is a fun game to play with the homies. Lee Corso height. Five, six. I knew. I knew.

Me and is spray tan in the game, Lee Corso. God, what do you get, dog? The, uh, put me on. Oh my God. Oh my God. It has heights of different ESPN analysts underneath it and girls you can leave the room. Are you sick? Hey, Kirk Herbs for it.

I saw. We've met him. I know, but are you still? It's not until you see the numbers, bro. It's a full, it's a, it's what you think. You think Big Ten quarterback. Oh, yeah. He's six four.

Six four is such a fire hive. I've never, I do. I never want to be anything more than six four. Oh, 6-4. Hey, 6-4 walk into a room. Hey, what's up? Oh, sorry, I was going to hit my head on everything in existence. No, but it's amazing how 6-4 is that guy.

That guy's versatile. 6-6, you're like, kind of lanky. He's going to have to get his feet cut off soon. 6-4? Wow, slasher. Don't invite him to the backyard basketball game. Embarrass your whole family. 6-6.

He's got a little weird thing he does with his leg. You're right. 6-4, dude. It's like, hey, he could play free safety. Like, but just chose not to. Like, he's, because he's so athletic, and he's that fast still, and he's got that length. Six-four? Like, he could do that.

Oh, we're putting him on the offensive side of the ball, too. Hey, basketball? Yeah, he's a point guard. also could be a shooting guard you know he's running the floor he's he's the most athletic point guard in the league 6 4 6 6 6 though

on a football field like I guess you're running a corner I guess you're running a flag route he's got that weird hip thing yeah maybe a 6 6 6 on a football field just wait till he grows into his body I don't know why we're talking about Jason Werner like this

can he dunk that's why I wanted to be 6 4 can he dunk that's why I wanted to be six fours because Jason Warner was six four and I was like he has the best at player ever so there's never been a better athlete than him just amazing just watching him play football and going like just slamming it then running track to and just run the 100 meter dash in like 8.9 seconds oh so he's going to the olympics while you're not paying attention to your girlfriend sorry I was just

Watching everything I want to be. Oh yeah, just willy-nilly ran track, broke every record in the state. It's whatever. Must be nice. Must be nice. We both start crying. Six, four? Put the ball in the hands of your best athletes.

See what happens. Snap to Werner. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Reese Davis height. Oh. This is the guy. guy that I OG like want to meet. He would be super cool.

This game I think Clubhouse back us up. This game now, we're evolving from, hey, this guy, where to go to college? These people on TV, these football guys on TV, how tall are they? I think this is a video that we do sometime. Reese Davis, I'm going to go. Oh my God, this is insane. I got one more after this and then let's give the clubhouse. I'm gonna say 510.

Don't, don't say it. Say it. It's not as bad as you think. 6-1. No way. But if Reese Davis was 6-4, I would crumble. My knees would buckle, and I'd fall down like Bugs Bunny. 6-1?

Hello, Mr. Davis. Dude, six, like, we're barely six feet. Pieces of shit. dude. Like in all reality, shoes off. Every day, I'm like,

I'm 5'9. Straight up, shoes off. Doctor's office. It's like, you know, they do the inches and you're like, yeah,

it's about six foot. They always give you the about six foot, you know, the ladies make you feel better. The guys? Okay. You're a high, you're a,

you're a middle school defensive back. I'm like, dude. Okay. ESPN just pumping out. What was the other one you had? ESPN just pumping out lengthy corners.

You don't want to know. You don't want to know this one. Who is it? Chris Fowler. Oh, Chris Fowler. He's like 6'3. He is. Yeah.

Dude, he's up there next to Herbie every week. He's big. Dogs, dude, you follow him on Instagram? Put these guys. Oh,

yeah. He's in good shape. Dude, he's always hiking and doing like crazy workouts. Just ripping EA sports lines for like two days straight. It just buries himself in a room. in his basement. First down. Sevenals.

Yeah, Chris Fowler's big, dude. Lou holds. I think he's going to be about 5'6, too. 5.10. Who holds 5'10? I'm eye to eye with Lou? He's spitting all over your face.

He had to take a bad Notre Dame football. When you take Notre Dame football? Yeah. Wait, I just got to know Mark Mark May now real quick. Oh, Mark Mark May is big. Mark May had a like a generational run on ESPN. So when he first got on there, I was like, I don't know about this guy. Dude, you know what?

Lou Holtz and Mark May. They would fight, dude. Oh shit. Lou, Lou. You don't want to know Mark May's height. Oh, my God. Hold on. Hey, would you listen to me?

Lou Holtz and Mark May walked so Stephen A. and Skip Bayless could run. Oh, wow. That's a good one. That's good. God, nobody's ever thought about that. Dude, they saw that chemistry in there like, we can do this with something. Like a white guy and a black guy fighting. On air?

Just make them both a lot more annoying and crazy and loud. Oh, dude, Mark May and Lou holds the OG just race baiters. Oh, man. I wouldn't say that. I would just say, like, it's just they walked so Stephen A and Skip could run. on. Mark May's got to be like 6-6. Yeah, he is. He's just towering over. Just his suits? You can just tell him the way he'd wear a suit. I'm like, God, that's a

X-L. I mean, he played O-Line at Pitt. I didn't know that. So he's one of those that he thinned out, but he still kept the height, obviously. So you're like, oh, what are we talking about? Greenie. Greenie's randomly tall, too. He's got to be 6-3. I think he's, I'm going 6-1. I mean, odds. are in my favor on that. Oh my God, it went to Gerald Green, and I just almost threw up. I was like, oh!

6-7. Hey, can we put some respect? Can we talk about Max Kellerman for a little bit? Man. Had to run. That was like... I loved it. Yeah, it was like Peak Sports Center for you.

That was a sports center that you wanted to be. Mike Greenberg 5-11. Makes me feel better about everything. Okay, so we got kind of a normal one in there. God, what's Max? Kellerman been up to. You ever just thinking about that? He's got a boxing.

Is he okay? He's got a boxing gig. He's got a boxing gig now. 5-11. God, dang it. I want to meet Max Kellerman. All right, let's go to the clubhouse. I mean, what?

Team these guys at gmail.com from Jay. Yo, these guys, I've almost listened to all these guys' episodes on Love the show. Keep up the good work. First time sending an email. Wow. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Hit us with that dot, dot, dot, dot, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead, Jay. Come on back. Quick question. How important is your team mascot name when you play for your school? Have you ever heard of a completely ridiculous mascot name? I'm from St. Louis, so I'm close to Illinois. Check out these Illinois High Schools followed by mascots. Tutopolis, wooden shoes, Cobden Apple Knockers, Centralia Orphans, Fisher Bunnies, Freeburg Midgets, Effingham Flaming Hearts,

Burlin pretzels, hoopsed and corn jerkers. Crazy, right? All I'm saying is that the jerseys better be absolute fire before I suit my happy ass up to play for the wooden shoes, the orphans, or the midgets. Wooden shoes, bro? There has to be a million Johnson schmini jokes in here. Try calling a game for any of these teams.

Sounds like, Daddy's on air, game to me. Slap my ass with never-ending breadsticks from Olive Garden and kick me in the head with a Benny foot wearing wooden shoe. Go Apple Knockers? at first I couldn't believe it either sent from my N64 playing Golden Eye Oh man

Dot dot dot He sent a link to prove But I believe you Yeah I mean what is that South eastern Illinois Southwest Illinois Like nothing going on out there There's

I like it The weirder of the team name Oh yeah I mean I can get down With Apple knockers Flamed corn jerkers On jokes there obviously But like

You're right I mean how many tigers can we have? How many panthers can we have in high school? So a lot of the rebrands too. Like when they have like a Native American name and they got to change it to something and I'm like guardians. Yeah. Like make it cool. Ron Collie. Why am I talking about Ron Colley? Um, I always thought locally here the, uh, one of the Franklin, um, the, um, the Franklin, um, um, Oh, yeah. Frankton Wiener, though.

Hot rods, hot dogs. Frankfurt. Frankfurt. Frankfurt High School? Oh, you're nice with the one-handed type. You should have been doing that the whole time. Frank. You're right.

Lenny Kravitz's name. You're so right. Yep, Frankfurt High School and they're called the hot dogs. That's amazing. That's great. Like, that's cool. And if they're good, it makes them so scary. Mm-hmm.

Like, if they went on like a state championship run, and they had like a dude bro I don't want to play hey hey the hot dogs are cooking hot dogs on a jersey yeah who's not buying that yeah trying to think of any other ones in Indiana these things are on fire

appreciate the email J thanks for listening come on back scary team names let's look up Indiana high school team name I know it's not a local podcast but we are this is where we are and he's from Illinois North Texas mean green. I'm like, yes.

Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yeah. No mascot. Just mean. Is that their actual name? Or am I driven? No, I think it is. Speedway spark plugs.

Oh. Now we're talking. That goes hard. And they just have plugs on everything? Get out. See, that's so, like, yeah, when you can have something that is, like, incredibly native to your part of town. Eagles.

Right. Yeah. um frankford hot dogs we do the spark plugs the shoals jug rocks logan's port berries gym town jimmies yeah gym town is a nickname for a railroad worker

and the town is near a rail yard now we're so cool sweatshers that say jimmies on it Crawfordsville athenians city as once known as the athens of indiana okay conquered minutmen Love that. Anything with us devil, too.

It's about it. I'm all about the devil's nicknames. God, Speedway Spark plugs. Right? Put some respect on them. Comment below your weird States high school nickname that you secretly love.

Dude, a Speedway Spark plugs, if they had like a raw basketball team one year, you'd be so scared to go in there and play. Oh, crowd hype. engine revin Vrhm Duhndan Duhndan

Of course it's just Welcome to the jungle Every road stadium you've ever played Every dad I've ever been a part of From Robert One Season Wonder

From Boomer What's going on guys Do you have a favorite athlete From a team who just went off For a season And then just disappeared Into that good night For me being a Washington DC fan

and it was 2012 Alfred Morris, who rushed for over 1,600 yards and 13 touchdowns. Running backs in the 40s. Didn't even make the Pro Bowl. Newer watched the show, but love that it's not a reminiscent podcast. Always slap my ass with the thousands of yellow seed cushions at RFK Stadium fans threw onto the field in D.C.

Sanders and the Falcons in the 1991 NFC divisional game. Great callback there. Hey. One hit wonder players? Washington getting new uniforms this week. that's just I just hope they don't Yeah Yeah

Yeah Mm-hmm Uh one season wonder players Uh I'm having a hard time right now Thinking about this I'm having a hard time Um

Koske Fukadome for the Cubs Was a rookie And an all-star In 2008 And then like I know he didn't He was around for longer than that But really he just had

2008 Um hit game tying home run on opening day at Wrigley and that was cool I mean you could honestly kind of say Victor Olipa over the Pacers oh that was a good that's a good one I mean he slept on

he was around for longer than that but it was never the same than that that first year 2017 2018 I was like he's the guy yeah um there's a million other ones I cannot think of though oh yeah there's plenty uh god why i would call it a wonder but like when duck hodge just played for the

steelers for that one year in 2019 that was like i'll never forget that one go around with him because like he i mean i love duck like i'll see him this week what a name but i mean he knew he knew he wasn't coming back devlin devlin he knew like he wasn't coming back and it was just like a one thing, but it was pretty, pretty crazy. These are all just teams that I root for, obviously, because it's easy to start with those and, like, look back on them. Why am I thinking, like, Tommy DeVito?

Is that, like, the... Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, I mean, I can't... Because, like, week after week, I was like, oh, my God. He had a stretch run. Peyton Hillis would be a big time one of this. Just... I feel like he scored, like, 15 touchdowns. There's just constantly knocking out.

Just blasting people. Madden cover I don't want to stop talking about this till we really nail one I know there's a there is a there's a running back that just went crazy that you're like what what what?

Recently? No, probably in the last like 10 years in the NFL there's just a random running back that you're just like how does he keep doing this? DeMarco Murray for the Cowellee Oh God he had more but like I think 2014 he really was like dude this is

the best running back ever. And then did he get traded somewhere and it was kind of nice? The Titans, he went to the Titans and went off too. Played for the Eagles. Big hands. Don't want to know his height. Number seven at Oklahoma. Cheat code for me on that game.

I'd always be Oklahoma and people would be like, what? Like, just wait, dude. Just wait. Just always in the little impact player thing under him. Yeah. That's me. Me when I'm at Starbucks, my. my impact player circle underneath me.

He's in the zone. Feed him. Ice coffee, no cream. Give it to him. Go, go, go. Jeremy Lynn, obviously. Yeah, I didn't even want to say it. Even he was kind of like a two-week thing that was just like insanely massive.

I was like this is New York and the garden and everything. It's blown out of proportion there. But I kind of want to look it up. Best one hit wonders He's gonna look that up We'll have it for you on the other side Quick break we'll come back

You me best one hit wonders I'm trying to think of there's some Steelers players Oh Steve Slaten made the list I love Steve Clayton There's Jeremy Lynn There's David Tyree Yeah but he just had one play

Yeah It's tough. It's tough. Good, good question though. God, I know there's a couple guys I just can't think of It's like a safety or something Hey, maybe you like nom de assimoa Oh For the Raiders just all of a sudden one year was the best corner in the league went to the Eagles $199 million later just not when the Eagles see ya ever the same kind of Josh Norman Oh God

what happened to him. Like, how does that happen? And they come up so quick. It's honestly like music. Like you've never heard of it. And then all of a sudden literally in a week's time, it's like, yeah, Josh Norman. And everybody's talking about him. Like they've been, like they knew. Right. Oh yeah. Josh Norman. I mean, he's been solidified best corner of the NFL. I'm like, he's been good for a week. Yeah. I don't know. A sports podcast. Basement bros on the fan. From Barry, one day back in time. On your episode, you talked about one day in time for nostalgia purposes. It brought me back to mid-90s middle school summer and indie. We had spent the night at a buddy's house and one of our friends accidentally left the garage freezer door slightly cracked overnight. Leading to all of the frozen food defrosting. We woke up to the smell of his mom cooking up to Tina's pizza rolls.

She didn't want to waste any of the food so she started a marathon epic baking session. We rolled outside for our standard three-on-three driveway basketball game, first to 11, 2.5.2. pointers beyond the chalk line by the garage door. My friend's older brother just got the new Warren G. Regulate G. Funkera CD, which was blasting from the boombox in the garage on repeat all day. Finish the first game, smash the pizza rolls, let the food digest over a game of Mario cart. Played another three-on-three game, destroyed some bagel bites.

Rents, repeat, hot pockets, some chicken fingers might have made an appearance. We probably played like six hours of basketball. We're wearing my Fab Five gold silk Nike Michigan basketball shorts. Silk. Then hit the neighborhood pool in the late afternoon. Life didn't get better. And you're right. Nothing beats a summer night in Indians game.

Long live razor shines and Bush Stadium. Probably before your time. But if you know, you know. Love the show. God. What a dog. Thank you. That could be,

I mean, that's a movie that you just described. Part of me is like, is he making this up? It's a summertime movie. A summer coming of age movie. Imagine your mom pulling an audible first thing in the morning. Hey,

we're just eating party food all day and playing basketball and video games. We gotta get rid of this food. I'd be like, okay. Call all your friends. Are you serious? No charge, no nothing.

We're eating food. We're playing basketball. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Like when little kids, it gets so emotional when something cool happens to them

because they, like, yeah, they start crying. Like, they're the saddest person ever, but it's just because they're so happy. They like, they like don't know what to do.

Are you serious? Hey, coolest mom ever, too? Like, my mom would, have killed us. Someone left the freezer door open. You're done.

Kids are going home immediately. Yeah. You're done for. You just wasted $112 of food. Normal moms aren't turning that into a positive. No. Normal. You're never eating frozen food again.

Hey, not to mention letting you blast regulate on the, in the garage. Something different about a garage boombox. Boombox in your house outside, but in your garage, like, the it's like the yeah acoustics of like oh bro my mom would have been like that's inappropriate your friends are you're not allowed to listen to it i don't know if your friends are allowed to listen to it i don't want to blast it out to the neighbors that i'm letting you listen to war and g right i used to do that with g unit geez berry chit chit chit so loud just blasting in my neighborhood who even knew coolest mom ever bagel bites uh can put some respect on bagel

Bigel bites? I mean, Tatinos gets all the run, but like bagel bites have, they're always there. And they've always kind of been a little better. They're a little more special, you know?

I'm like, they've got little mini pepperoni blocks on them. The mini pepperoni. Yeah, when you get those little cubes. You get those little crispy and you get the nice, like golden brown edge around there.

First crunch. Yo. And then all the teeth slides off and burns the whole face. You're like, have it any other way. Hey. You don't have a goatee of burn for the rest of the day. Oh, yeah, I had bagel bites earlier.

You don't dip. You don't dip it in ranch or anything on the first bite. You just take the first bite yourself and then you get the ranch going. Yeah. You have a ranch on pizza rolls or bagel bites? I'm not a ranch guy. Ever? No.

Something happened. Oh, I've heard this story. Yeah. And ever since then, I've kind of just. been like, I'm good on ranch. No disrespect, but I just can't really like look at it the same. Ranch, you get a little hot sauce on there, or a little buffalo sauce. That's good to do.

The buffalo sauce. I was always kind of... You need the mix of the cool and the hot. This is lame, but I was always kind of dipping in marinara. Like, let's keep, let's keep the sauce with the sauce here. Kind of, let's match sauce. Yeah. I hear that.

I could just never get, like, I never trusted just like a pop off marinera. yeah like like prego or something yeah unless like my dad would do that it kind of messed me up too he'd be like yeah yeah yeah the pizza at the side of marinara and you'd like open prego with pizza hut i'd be like no you gotta get the pizza hut sauce yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a weird mix it's a weird mix uh from jake favorite obscure sports collectible found the pod recently finding how quickly we all live the same life oh man I see the pick. Last week's show referenced John David Booty,

which reminded me of the most obscure sports collectible. We took our nephew to a card shop for his ninth birthday to let him pick something out. He almost dropped $25 on a Kellyn Mon card. Fortunately, we talked him out of that. But I digress. While we were there, I found a JDB rookie card with the Vikings. The best part of the card is they got his name wrong

and printed it Josh David Booty. Oh, that's fire. The card was $5 in 2023, and you couldn't pry it from me for five grand today. what's a sports collectible you own or have owned that's probably you probably shouldn't exist but you can't part with love the show slap my ass with a rolled up david well's god milk poster is this signs dude did he say that it's signed it looks like it's signed

josh david booty god that's so funny don't know if you'll be able to see it but probs not it's okay it's a it's a horizontal one too so you gotta flip it like you can't even just have it regularly hold it like a car together. Why would you make it horizontal? Josh David. Man. Um, obscure. Something you can't give away. Come on. I know you got about 15. Any of the jerseys, all the teams sent you. Yeah. I mean, I guess I could probably count, but like, what am I doing? Like, it's got my name on the back, you know? I'm not going to be hard to give that away. And they send it to me, you know. Um,

I have a Brailleen Edwards. Shut up. Really? Many signed football. It says go blue. Number one, Braylon Edwards. Braylin Edwards on Michigan. So wide receiver number one, dude.

Oh my God. Thought he was the guy. Oh, half sleeves? Cool face mask. Number one? Living up to the hype. Oh my God. He looks so clean in those Michigan uniforms.

He was. So the winged helmet Leading him out With the tunnel Dung Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Don he'd do like a windmill Oh man

I was like we got a chance Against anybody We're good We got him bro One on one Now stopping him What do you got anything Edward?

Sorry Um Oh my stuff's lame Probably just like a Joe Politi game ball Dude you know what You know what I have that Yeah, I just have Joe Plitsey, Hillsdale College memorabilia.

Can't get rid of this stuff. If anybody wants it, though. Marlon Jackson signed Colts jersey from finish line. 2007. Meet and greet. I just saw something on like, I don't know, the internet, maybe, like in high school. Marlon Jackson is going to be at Greenwood Park Mall finish line. I was like, I got to go.

I had a Marlon Jackson jersey already. Like I wanted a jersey from a guy on the Colts because the Colts were popping then. What a jersey from the guy on the Colts that wasn't like the main guy? Peyton Edron, Reg. Our Bob Sanders, I was like, ah, that'd be kind of tough. Yeah, yeah.

But like the corner, you know, I love when the team in your city's so good, they start selling like so many jerseys like the other guys on the team's jersey not the stars I'm talking like the guys that are just like you know everybody's just hype for them it'd be like Pacer's selling like NEM hard jerseys or something

that's tough TJ McConnell I would cop a Toby Tobin bopping jersey so fast Toby bopping dude I've thought about it Ovi Topin hey can we put some respect on them guys just doing easy windmails in 360s

and between the legs and games with the worst posture ever. So it's signed? Marlon Jackson? It's signed. On the number? On the number. And did my blue or white?

Cold jersey is blue. Did my mom accidentally wash it? And the permanent marker autograph went away and then I reved. Then I forged it. Maybe, maybe not. Did I wear it to school? And everybody's like,

why are you wearing at the school? It's signed. Is it signed? Or did I just sign it? He put go blue? I was like this dude, this dude's sick. Hey, so tall. Oh, I forgot he's a Michigan man.

So tall. Wow, there's your connection right there. Yeah. From John, stationer, nobody do Staley's 1,200 yards season of 99? Who's his? Dude Staley? That might be one of those ones.

One of those like... What's up, boy? Oh, like a one year wonder. Yeah, one year wonder. What's that, boys? Recent listeners about three months ago. go as I was introduced to it by my dad. Wow.

No way. That's funny. All right, John. Welcome. And shout out to your dad. What is a player that would look better in another team's jersey? For me, it would have to be Larry Fitzgerald in a Dolphins jersey. Slop my ass with a Christmas ham while playing NFL head coach, 09.

Do you ever have that game? I think so. Because it was like, we got to try it. Yeah. And after a week, it was like 20 bucks. Your mom was like, why don't you just get that? Yeah. But then, yeah, you're playing it.

You're like, I, this isn't, it's fun. I never played it. Dude, but guess whose favorite game it was? Joke. Jokey. I swear he still plays it just because Cowr was on the front. Like, okay, EA sports.

Like, just chill out, dude. We got to buy everything. Head coach, 09. Getting a little freaky. Yeah. You could probably make some, like, killer trades on there, though, which would be fun. Wow.

That's a Larry Fitzgerald in a Dolphins jersey. That's great vision. Yeah, that's a really good poll. Brandon, like the Brandon Marshall era, where it's just drop shadow and like, no new rebrand, Ricky Williams type. Yes. That would be sick.

White helmets. His ass in those white pants. Can't make it past the ass. Do you see Larry Fitzgerald in the Dolphins jersey? Just waist down. White pants, biggest ass in town, dude. Miami, you think you got BBL's? Wait till Larry Fitz is on the squad.

Holy. Uh-huh. You got the girls back. Sorry. I'm just, I can't stop thinking about Larry Fitz's dumper. player that would look better in another team's better or good

player that would look better in another team's jersey okay okay okay okay this is crazy go oh oh I got okay okay I think this would have done numbers Peyton Manning San Diego Chargers I think that is just like the right amount of swag for Peyton Colts is like very Peyton Manning.

Broncos is like too cool for Peyton Manning. Chargers is like traditional, still clean, still like classic. Are we talking Harbaugh-era-chargers like Drew Brie's early L-T era? Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't know. I think that's too cool for Peyton. Peyton with a lightning bolt on his helmet. It's just chargers, man. Oh my God. I got it. Payton Manning Cowboys

Oh now that's Sheriff That's America Look like it's just all Like whatever Let's play ball All type of jerseys Like the pants don't match

The silvers don't match The blues are different I have no idea why But like Payton Manning would just be a commander 60 seconds Just calling audibles Here's a more recent one I think

Caleb Williams On the Raiders Oh, that's tough. I mean, I guess really anybody who probably look better on the Readers. That's good. Him with the dark visor and the Raiders Black and Silver.

God, the Raiders. Run around back there. Black nails? Honestly, though. Honestly, like, kind of cold with the Raiders play this game all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just thinking about, let's do a basketball one.

Just because. Okay. Current. Just whatever. Dude, what are you thinking right now? My head is just like, it's literally the Zach Gallifinacus gift that everybody always put where it's like there's a billion numbers and like his eyes are moving from the hangover like that's literally my mind right now.

I'm like bolting across the nation at every single different market thinking of all three of the teams that are there what players could fit. I cooked one up. It's not ready to serve yet. But what was in my head just now was Dremaine. O'Neill peak drip on the nuggets light blue silky Carmelo and the jerseys like oh tough yeah um I don't know why this one just kind of made sense to me Joe Burrow on the Patriots oh yeah God this is a crazy thing to think about yeah not because it's simply it's not like

fit, who would make the team better? What, like, fantasy football? No, it's just them in the uniform. What would it look like? Brett Farve on the Iowa Hawkeyes? Oh, God. Why does it kind of hit? Brett Farve on Florida State. No, thank you.

No. Brett Farve on Nebraska. Oh, dude. What I'd give to see him do this. That one's been more of a Husker. Dude, red pants. It's white jersey. Oh my God,

that is the look. That is it. Long white socks. Amir Abdullah type beat. See, there's some that are like, like AI in a Sixers black jersey. Like that's just, you're not getting better than that.

You can't go any other team with him, really. Like I think Patrick Mahomes and a red, I can't see Patrick, like Packers, Patrick Mahomes. Weird. Flop. Just the red. I don't know. I don't know if State Farm is just totally integrated my brain.

And so I just think it's like the Patrick Mahomes red. Like it just, you know, he's there. What if he was on the like Patrick Mahomes Vikings? What? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Hey, Josh Allen. I can't wait, dude. You just, you just, all the clubhouse is bricked up right now just because you said that. Josh Allen. Steve McNair by Titans. so tall too white helmet with the are you thinking white jersey

I was Navy pants white jersey playoff run or I mean the white pants with the Navy jersey like it goes either way but the white helmet with the um

titans messed up on that god we can play this game all day hey hey oh right um ew shack pacers

I'm just kidding everyone Shaq was on the Spurs Shut up No he wasn't I'm trying to Iversid Bulls black jerseys Who I want to finish with here

For the week Team these guys Atgmil.com Let's go to We're talking about jerseys So let's just go with Matt It says purple And teal diamond back jerseys

Yes Hey fellas Yes Is the brought The cooler older brother To the hot dog Or is it a cool cousin You only see a few times a year

Matthew Unreal question God I think he's the cousin I don't know if he's the cool cousin You don't know if he's cool or not I think he's kind of the cousin That is like

You only see a couple times a year And you hang out with them But he's bigger than you And he's kind of a dick and you're like so it's a weird juxtaposition like you're excited to see him by the same time you're like

if he starts getting on one you're like you suck dude I don't want to I'm ready to leave I thought the same thing like I want to think brots are cool but why does it feel like brots are like talking behind my back like it's either you're having

the best time ever and you keep reminding yourself you're like oh my god is this really happening like we're actually having this much fun or he's just such an asshole and you're like see I knew I knew that this was not... You gotta be good.

You gotta give Brought a few beers. Yeah, Brought, like, to me, Brought is just... Has a cut-off shirt that he's kind of like being a hard ass. Yeah, he's got the cut-off shirt that goes all the way down to his hips, like the huge slice cut-off shirt. Probably beat her on or on underneath it.

And he rolls up and you're just like, dude, what movie's gonna be in? He's gonna put me in the headlock? He's gonna steal something from my... my house or is or we is he going to have my back like little big bro little bro type you know wild card absolute wild card you don't know and that's how it is when you're eating them too you're like i don't know if i want to go brought today totally like hot dog i know what i'm getting hot dogs are the homies like you know you never had a hot dog that you're like

hot dog hot dog is so in this scenario hot dog is your little brother that like you always hang out with and is you know that you could have a good time because he wants to have a good time with you

hot dogs want to have good time with you hot dog is always there but the bra is the one that shows up and you're like yeah but I want to try I want to like this to be great with this older cousin that I look up to and then you remind yourself

you're like I should have just hung with my brother dude. Brought's just kind of a dick. I give him a shot. I always give him a chance and he's just always an asshole. Bro just needs a little relish every other. He, oh, brats always need something, bro. You can eat a hot dog.

Throw it down. A brie. You gotta have onions. onions. You need too much. The table's got to be set for a broth. I tell you what, though. Rye made, uh,

dude, did you ever go through a brot phase? Yeah. Oh, me, dude. Yeah. I think it was when I was like super chubby face and I had beer with like every single meal. Sounds amazing. Dude. Yeah, I would have like a literal like a bud heavy like a diesel bud wiser and brats.

I'd be like, I go with the brot. Got my beer. Put a little beer on them. You know, when you're soaking them. Right. Not bad for a fat guy. Brots need so much stuff.

God dang. Throw a hot dog in the microwave 30 seconds later. It pops open. Pts. you're still eating it brats so you got I was I was a guy that brats

three pickles on the side tucked into the bun and tucked into the bun chip pickled chips like the circles yeah wow nice I love a little freaky pickle like that it's weird in there but it's good uh huh the uh

but rye made some brats actually last week and she put them in a crock pot and so they're sitting all day in a crock pot and so instead of like grilling them they were sitting all day and the crock pot heating up and warming up and everything

and they were much easier to eat you know when you have them on a grill sometimes you're like God yeah that you can feel like snap of the like damn the skin that I don't want to know right but in the crock pot

after sitting there all day and like warming in the crock pot it was a nice little yeah I was like what she was like yeah it's the crock pot versus the grill she's got a good mom

to go. She's got a good mom. Might be the way to go. All right. You're not finding crockpot brats on Pinterest, dude. That's a family recipe. Team these guys at jemil.com. Appreciate it. Brot talk.

Brat talk on the basement guys. On the fan. In the way you spell brot, brat. It kind of gives you a bad vibe. Off rip. You're like, right, we can't put a W in there or something. An H. Pittsburgh style. Brad.

First time I saw the word. brat. I was like, dude, this guy's an idiot who just texted me and he wanted a brat. A brat. Go ahead and give me a brat. Bring out a brat. All right. Team these guys at GML.com.

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All right. Yeah, but, uh, get your tinkies, get your merch. Not bad for a fat guy. Coming out, a new merch soon, I promise. Maybe a fall drop, you know? Because they're big fall guys. So maybe like turn it towards the fall season. That'd be good.

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