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Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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He asked his dad and then his dad got on real bad. So then he doubled down and now he like makes fun of people for when they get stylish, you know. He's still got that OG quarterback one, the Elvis Gerbach joint. Not bad for a fat guy. TG92. Scoring on. Just station know about this. Stationer not about this?

The boys are back in town. Boys are back in town. What's up, bro? Hey, is that a Chris? Collinsworth, Bengals jersey you got on? Thought you'd never ask. Nah, it's Peter Wark. Ah, still cool, still cool.

The most elusive player in college football, God, just imagine if this was a sports podcast. I saw the beat-up 80, and I knew it was Bingles Strives. So I thought you were rocking my boy, C.C. Bro, just give me a beat-up, any beat-up swing man jersey? buying it. You do love a beat-up jersey. Oh, God, they're so cool to me.

35 bucks? Get out of here. Send it to mommy. Yeah, your jersey budget is insane. Well, they're all really cheap. I'm like, 35 bucks for that? It's like I wanted that my whole life when I was a kid. Now it's $35?

Is it just eBay? Yeah. I mean, I just Google search like Red Eddie George jersey. I'm like, what do we got? And some are like 70 bucks. Some are like 30. But like no one wants these anymore.

They all went like stitched. And I'm like, no, dude. Screenprint nation. Yeah. There was something different. It's so hot, hot, hot, hot. There was something different about being a kid and opening a birthday gift or a Christmas gift. And it was just a screen print joint.

Oh, yeah. Black Priest Holmes, Jersey. that's the one. That's my holy grail. You're at a tailgate and you see screen print. You're like, okay, I want to be friends. I got to talk to that guy. Yeah. Hey, no hat gang? No hat gang?

Yeah, I'm supposed to be shooting a video after this episode here. And so I was like, it's one where I'm not supposed to be wearing a hat. And so wore a hat this morning, wore a hat to the coffee shop. and then I was like, all right, I got to take this off. Because what I've been doing, my hair's getting longer. I actually comb it. Who would have thought?

You comb your hair and it stays. I know you've never done that before ever. Kind of hard for you. Kind of hard for you too. But for somebody like me, or in order for it to stay into somewhat of a decent spot, you got to comb it. And so I get out of the shower and I find my part and I comb that shit and I comb it out.

And even if I do wear a hat, I take it off. and then it's still pretty much intact. Man, that's a gift. Because once I put anything on my head, it's a wrap, dude. Hey, watch. Hair's done for the day. Yeah, but it works for you because you got the Kramer hair

and it's all curly. You can just, it's supposed to look like that. It looks bad a lot. You know who made me comb my hair first time ever? It was during an internship. Anthony Calhoun. Right, right, right. Hey, I gotta need you.

Go ahead and put a comb through that there, Ben. Right, right, right. Like, it was like this and then I started combing it. And then I got off of combing it. Like last week of the internship, I was like, come on, man. Let me let it fly a little bit. And he was like, it looks different. Right, right, right, right.

I was like, I don't know. I just like, I kind of like it like this. He's like, right, right, right. Then he showed you a picture of Jim Nance's house. and you're like, all right, good deal. Thanks. Then he was like, hey, wouldn't play in my golf adding or help me with my golf adding?

And I was like, right, right, right, right. Hey, hey, got a surprise for you here. I don't want to know. This came through on Saturday night. Can't wait. It was Italian Heritage Society night at the Indy 11 game. So my dad, he went up in the boot. He went up in the booth with the man himself.

I don't want to hear it. These are good seats, right? Not bad for a fat guy. Way, bro. Dude, run it. Is that a video? Or just a... That's a, well, that's the pick right there.

Hey, that's the pick and the two men themselves. That's the not bad for a fat guy legend right there. Oh my, bro. We need that for the intro for this podcast. So I just get this video for my dad. He's like, don't post it anywhere. I'm like, I'm not going to post it on social media,

but I will play it on the podcast. One more time. These are good seats, right? Not bad for a fact. So clean, dude. Make the merch.

Dude, I hear there's somebody in my DMs every day that goes, make the merch. Make the merch. Make the merch. Not bad for it. I have people hit me up with like different ideas. I had a guy over the weekend that was like,

when you make that, it needs to be like a mesh. It needs to be like a breathable shirt. Oh. For the fat guys. Like that. like just a football jersey blank. It just says not bad for a fat guy.

What number would it be? I was just about, I was just about to say. 48, not bad for a fat guy. Or would it be a lineman? 48. 48.

39, not bad for a fat guy. Dude, what if the last name? Oh, that's, that's literally my dream. Yeah. So I had to,

I had to share with the clubhouse and with you, of course. my dad was like, yeah, we were talking about it. And he was like, yeah, Rick was just like, oh, I love Joey and Ben. Well, I love Joey and Ben. And he was like, yeah, just do this. They'll get a kick out of it. They talk about you on their podcast all the time.

I love how he set it up, too. Like, so he didn't just say it like, not bad for a bet. He like had something to lead into it. I think he got, I think he gave us a little AC there too. Because he goes, these seats aren't bad, right? Not bad for a fat guy. Dude, now we just need AC to say ride, right, right, and that's like, that's it.

Then the whole podcast explodes. Deletes channel. We're good. We're done. We just need, you know what? We need somebody to make us one of those like traditional sports radio intros with all the different sounds with that guy with the voice.

You're not listening to these guys. Not bad for a fat guy Right, right, right With Joey and Ben That's like Let's get Random like Peyton That looks like

Peyton Manning That looks like Jerry Rice out there Get a ball, get a bow, get a bo, get a bo, get a bo! Like all of them Peyton Manning God damn it Donald That starts What's up guys,

Welcome in Boys are back TG 95 not a sports podcast despite that intro what's going on out there I swear I could have I'm still pissed that like Madden and NCA

now they haven't hit me up or both of us up because we can do I mean we know how to do that yeah I mean we don't pay royalties just give us like 50 bucks and we'll do it 50 bucks in a free game it's up up It's a footboat

Over and over Two hours on a loop Hey what do you listen to when you go to sleep Two hours on a loop of It's a fobo It's a phone boat Two hours on a loop Of after the ball snap

Trenches sound Green it Sad hot Blah la la la Buh Best noise ever What's your A SMR

Get a bug get a bug get a bug get a bug get a bug get a bug get a bug in about three hours. Yeah, it's a release date. It's release date with NCAA, man. It's been everywhere. It's all anybody can talk about. Do we full send it? Me, you split a PS5, get the game.

Just play it once for the clubhouse, never touch it again. Never. Nope. It's like Just Dance. You used to get Christmas. It's in the living room now collecting dust, everyone.

Just Dance King of Get it on Christmas Day Play it Christmas night And then New Year's Eve night You know when you're having a little New Year's Eve get together And then it's over And it's over

And then And then And you don't touch it again And you don't even think about Just Dance Until the next Christmas when you get Just Dance 2 It's just re-ups man Play it twice See ya

Next edition very sick present though very sick present well my sister got just danced honestly mats under the Christmas tree I was like that is it right there I was a little jealous well the the one to do it with is the we because you don't even have mats then you just have to hold like you have the controller you know you're holding the controller

and it's it has a little wristband that you can tie to yourself and then you don't even need mats and then you're just like freewheeling and the controller picks up the movement It's a little frustrating sometimes because obviously with it being just on the remote and not on the mat, you know, you can miss. And you're like, what are I doing? I'm doing exactly that. And they want to pick it up. But it's still a lot easier than laying out the mats than doing all that shit.

Right. The match just look cool. I was like, we have those. We have those. Like we never, I felt like we never had cool shit. We never had the big Nerf gun with the chain darts. You know what I mean? We never had the big.

Like, you know, just your rich friends had that. The bow and arrow Wasn't getting any of that No too cool for me Too cool Too cool and like my mom was just like You're not getting a gun I'm like it's a Nerf gun

Still it's the premise I know My dad you playing those shoot them up games be Like no I just play just maybe air raid if I'm on college football it's he only just has modern

what a weird what a weird like kind of date thing you know if you'd go over in high school and you'd have the girls and guys get together and then inevitably they'd be like let's do just dance let's do just dance and then you know you try to get paired up

to go off against the girl that you like or whatever have to have the kids have the kids just are terrible dancers, you know? But then, of course, it's the kid that, like, your girl that you like, you like, he's not even good. But then you're like, that's the point. It's funny. He, like, doesn't do that well either,

but he gets the highest score. You're like, how? He didn't even, I did better than him, honestly. Womanizer, though. Well, Britney Spears womanizer on Just Dance. Let's talk. I'm not going to lie. I never played it.

But, uh, I never played it once so I don't even know but um it was always like we bowling like god damn dude I could not do it

I wasn't good with we couldn't do we that didn't surprise me that didn't surprise me you would do though you were the guy that it would you would go to bowl

and it would just drop behind the dude maybe every time like I think I tried it once couldn't figure it out and I was like I'm gonna stick with PS2 Yeah, you release it too early

And it would just sit back there Damn it You know what, I'm good Boxing, wee boxing Just got my ass kicked by like my friend's little sister I was like dude I don't know I'm good on that

She's talking shit I can't talk shit back She's a girl I'm like all right Yeah you say something a little too You say something a little too much and all of a sudden, dad's coming down to the basement. Did your dad hear me? Did your dad hear me?

Or doing the, hey, when you'd be downstairs and your friend would you get the call upstairs, you're like, oh, man. Nothing good is coming from the call. That's about me. You come here for a sec? After you make a loud noise. When you're not included on the call up?

It's almost more of a relief when the dad's like, hey, can you guys come up here real quick? You're like, at least I got the squad. Yep. At least we're all in this together. It may, I may have contributed, but it's not just on me. When you get the single call up, hey, hey, Kev, can you come up here?

Just got to talk to you for a second. I might as well just call my mom. Call my mom. Get me out of here, dude. Come with a helicopter and drop down the ladder. Just get me out of here. Yeah, then all of a sudden your stomach starts hurting a little bit. You're like maybe I should go on purpose.

Maybe I'm maybe I'm faking sick here. Maybe this is a placebo effect and it's all happening. I had too much not. I knew I shouldn't have come here. I'm sick now. Yeah. I'm sorry that I put a crack in your wall. Uh-huh, with the pool stick.

Not a reminiscent podcast. I'm sorry that I shot two. holes in the backboard of your gorilla basketball hoop with the BB gun. I'm sorry. I actually did that. It feels so bad, but at the same time, I still think that's like middle level,

right? Because you have call everybody up. Then you're like, damn, this is, we're going to get a talking to, but at least like we're going upstairs. He's not coming down into our world.

We're going up there. Give us a little talking to. then we'll be all right. Then the second one is, hey, B, can you come up here real quick? Leave the friends downstairs. Then you know, all right, he's getting a little bit more pissed.

That's why he has to really make a scene in front of his kid about me. Then third, when it is, when the radars are going off, that's when he just comes downstairs. Oh, no. And he comes into your world.

And you're sitting there on the couch in the basement in your world. And I'm just like, please don't make me laugh during this. That's all I'm thinking. I'm like, don't make fun of my dad. And you always? Or shorts or something. Please.

Oh my God. Like my dad will be talking to me like, if you guys want to do this later, we're going to have to. And then someone behind my dad. Yep. You always have the friend who did that. But you're real OG friend.

You always said that just keeps taking the blame. You know? Like you always had the friend who would do that. and he wouldn't even have to do anything. He would just like, you would just look. It would be one of those where you would be looking at your dad

or your friend's dad and you would know, you're like, if I look at this friend of mine to my left, I want to so badly, but I know if I do, he's already gonna be looking at me

and I'm just, I'm done. Done deal. And then you would eventually give it in and you just peek to your left and your friend would just be like this, just be giving you one of these just being like,

just looking at you. Dude, they could make any face. Not even make a face. just this. All right. Done. That's funnier than making a face.

Hey. See you. Bye. It's over. It's over. Your dad hates me forever. Your dad's not. Your dad's the coach of the A team and I'm making the B team this year.

That's what's going on. That's hanging over your head for literally until you like graduate high school. Like man, I'm sorry about that one time. Yeah, it's like your graduation party or you're, you know, one of your last hurrahs before you graduate and finally you're just like maybe he maybe it's one of those are like hey put the keys in the put the keys in the basket and you guys can have some beers

over here you know. Still mad. Kind of one of those. Yeah, but then you're like so you're like, oh, all right, we're good. He's letting me crack open a beer here before we graduate high school. Go to him. Hey, uh,

Mr. Swanson, um, you know, I still think about that sometimes. I'm really sorry about that time. I put a crack in your basement. wall and then I started laughing about it.

You know, I was just a kid. I was just stupid. And then I started laughing about it. So true. Then he says something passive aggressive, you know? Oh, that was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. I'm still paying for it, but it was a long time ago.

Oh my God. It hit a pipe. I didn't know all this. Oh, we almost had to move. We almost had to move. Because of your dumb ass. Then you're like, like wait are you

are you messing with me does it look like I'm messing with you but come on man have another one they're all good yeah it's a long time ago you're in your you're like you kind of

you took a little hit before so you're really paranoid you took a little hit in the car before on some on some weird weed shit super paranoid yeah you're with the you're with the you're with the weed kid you're like many

you're like even weed kids coming over here your parents like weed kid more than me? The rest of the night non-verbal and weed kid We'd kid so used to being

Weed kid's so used to being He's not even paid He's so used to being paranoid That that that's his constant state That he doesn't even care Like he's all good He's good with it And you're just

Dude your dad Hates me I think All your friends are like Nah dude he's just kidding bro come on Yeah so I'm actually Never coming back here ever again Absolutely not. And then, hey, then in the next phase of life, then it's like that kid's wedding.

You see the father of the groom at the wedding still comes up. Still trying to fix that pipe, Molinaro. Remember you hung from it? All the water sprayed everywhere and laughed. My dad will do that shit. Oh, hang on to shit and get my friend's. shit about it for far too long. I just need a dad to squash the beef

once. That's all right. Come on, dude. Yeah. Yeah, your dad would be terrifying. He is terrified. He wouldn't even be there, bro. So terrifying. He's not even there, which is a relief.

I still think about when we're doing Ben and Joey and Joe's show and the scars that that left me with. Me too. I can't imagine. Me. I can't imagine being a 13-year-old or 14- your house. Worst guy ever.

Worst guy ever. Hey, people are mad. People were mad at us online, but guess what the hell I saw over the weekend. What? Few H&M back to school commercials. H&M? They're doing it now?

H&M and Walmart. I saw it on my TV with my own two eyes this weekend. You know, they're just doing like, you know, when movies, movies are coming out and like Christmas time and it's like May or whatever. And they just give you a little sizzler. You know, they don't give you a full trailer, but they just give you a little sizzle reel. That's what they're, that's what it was. They were giving us sizzle reels. Dude, the final little kids in their cute outfits carrying their backpacks. You know, the mom's sending them off. Yeah, they could have said they're sending them off to, you know, camp or a play date or something. bro. Do you throw the, you throw the book bag on? It's over.

It's over. Oh, dude. Hey, what was more like, what was more triggering than first day of school pictures? How bad was that whole scenario? You're standing by the front door.

Come on. Let's take a picture. I was like, I don't want to do any of this. I don't like the clothes. They don't even fit right. Like, I don't want to go to school.

The amount of times I almost broke down in tears on the first day of school. until like fifth grade. I think sixth grade is when I was like, all right, at least I have like shoes that I want to wear on. Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a hurtful event, you know? It's over, bro. People, people were like, don't say that, don't do that.

They were sending us gifts. They were sending blah, blah, blah. Hey, hey, I'm going to pull, I'm going to pull a local sports talk radio host. You know, it's like, listen, you come here. If you come to these guys for the truth. And that's in that's in the beginning too The beginning of our Are like

Hey I say it like He got a lot of other pod He got a lot of other podcasts For a bunch of foo-foo nonsense But you want the truth You only just tell you how it is You come to these guys I'll say what they're not saying

He'll say what they're not saying I'm here to tell the truth Yeah I don't give a shit in my ass Truth truth truth He'll cuss on air my ass I don't give a damn Hey the final boss

Of back to school commercials though Wait till that old Navy Bangor drops There's a whole anthem There's seven kids Doing a dance with a locker door They always kind of had They always kind of have like a catchy tune

With it though you know They're like I'm gonna look that up That could be good Old Navy crushes it I'm not mad at them either. There's a soft spot in my heart for Old Navy. Like when Old Navy has to close its doors for good, you know? I feel like that.

Somehow they've... I don't know how. Somehow they've hung on. It's because everything in there's like $2 now. I have gone into an Old Navy recently and I'm like, who's not buying all this shit? You know? It's all like pretty good. The name of the store is just so comforting.

I don't know what it is about. It just, it just, It just works. It just flows together well. Something about their brand. It's comforting. It is comforting. And like,

it just feels like that's like, I don't know, like your grandma or something, Old Navy. You're like, yeah, you can count on old. There's something about them

that's like not, it's not, they keep it fresh. I don't know what it is. Right. You know they're not going anywhere because they've been around through it all. Mm-hmm.

You know. They've seen all the stores in the mall come and go, bro. They've been there. always a good location too they're always by the food court come on old Navy is like the 15 year

vet linebacker that is just like steady Eddie maybe a couple pro bowl years but most of the time it's just like hey you just know that old Navy is going to be wearing the double nickel

ride in the middle of the defense and just holding it down yeah he's a quarterback back of the defense. That's old. You know, you'll have the flashy corner

that'll come in. You know, that'll be Forever 21. Yeah. Now we're just cowherd. Now we just, now we just, no,

no, this is what the, this is what the clubhouse wants. I can feel it. I know, I get clubhouse sense and I'm feeling it right now. Hey,

hey, hey, hey, keep gone. Yeah. Forever 21's the flashy corner, you know, that comes in and it's really,

Forever 21's Josh Norman. Mm-hmm. And Old Navy is Paul Puzzlesney. I was thinking Trell Sugs, but it's okay. How about that clubhouse? Peter Bullware? I know, yeah, I know. I know they'll get that.

I know. Is Old Navy Jesse Tuggle? Saw someone comment that on YouTube last week. Now we got to relate stores in the ball to NFL players. You ready for this? dream comes. Yeah, please. Who is Paxon

Jimmy Cawson? Oh shit. Yeah. Paxon is either a white California guy that has a tribal tattoo for some reason or Pooka Nakuwa. Hey, hey.

How? Dude, the one, the number one mall NFL player comparison Joe Montana in the Skechers store like come on well he even like he works for them

hey Brad Farrvin JCPenney has Wrangler yeah is JCPenney still a thing or am I No they're done Macy's Macy's Macy's

Jay C Penny is done Sad day Pennies Pennies Pennies Pennies Pennies yeah I don't know. I don't go to the mall much anymore.

Can't even tell you what some of those stores in there. Hey, what's, what's journey? Journeys. Who's journeys? That's a tough one. It's definitely a white guy.

George Kittles. Dude, actually, journeys might be D.K. Metcalfe on some crazy shit. Ah, okay. Yeah, journeys is D.K. Metcalf. Spencer's Gifts is George Kittle. Hey,

what's, Buckle. Is it Taylor LeWan? Who's a big chopping wood flannel wearing is it George Kittle? Is Buckle George Kittle?

No. No, buckles not flannel wearing. Buckles like... Buckles like Hurley rhinestones. This is so much. Brett Fav could be buckle.

I think buckles a little more uh, one one i was gonna say kirk i was gonna say kirk cousins but buckles too much like i cheated on my wife and now i'm in my second marriage and kirk cousins isn't doing that buckles a tough one so a clubhouse comment mall store and nflb player comparisons not that like this is a sports podcast or anything but if it were to be a sports podcast NFL players

mall comparisons please thank you and it's the only thing I'm gonna be thinking about for the rest of my life Jesse Tuggle who's finish line I think finish

is finish line a thing anymore or do we pretend I mean but it's like tradition I mean that's Foot locker foot locker is still in see it's a different it's a different thing I see okay here we go

finish lines Justin Jefferson Footlocker CD Lamb Oh my God they're like kind of the same but different. Champs. Dude, champs, I think, might be Kirk.

No. Too cool. What's Russell Wilson? See Hollister? L.S. Ayers. That's so crazy, dude. The LSAres poll. I think about LSAres so much

but I never talk about it because I'm like nobody else knows about LSAers like I do. Dude, Russell Wilson is Dick's sporting goods. Yeah I could see that How about Dick's sporting goods too Just finally ponying up the cash

To just get Dix.com I think I think they were just Yeah you're right They had to pay them Thank God Remember the first time you went to Dix.com thinking it was Dick's sporting goods

Everybody did it Everybody had their moment Mom like All right I wasn't trying to I'm trying to like, but like, I just like, you're going to see on the search history, but like I didn't mean,

I was just looking for the shoes. So I just like, you know, I just wanted to look at, I just want to look at Nike football cleats. I just want to look at Jordan Shorts. But you definitely looked on what's on dix.com for like five minutes before you told your mom,

you're like, do you have any questions? Is that why you're doing this? Do you have any questions? No! Well, the question is, where can I get the vapors? The question on dix.com, before you go in, are you over 18? Yes or no?

Hey, has that stopped anybody that? Are you over 18? I was just saying like your mom would see that and then be like, are you curious? My mom would be like, go upstairs. Oh, shit. dot com. Yeah, Josh Norman Forever. Josh Norman Forever 21. That's my so good. That's my

calling card. That's my, that's my claim to fame right there. Perfect. For the clubhouse. Old Navy, Puzzlesne. Paul Puzzlezny. I want to keep doing. Did you go to Penn State? Can't tell. Puzz. You know, you know the defensive

coordinator just love saying, Puzz. Yeah. hit his helmet hit his helmet so hard with all of his rings all puzzleds his helmet beat to shit

in high school biggest some big had to shut had his shut shut one of those

one of those big ass no pain on the front why he's plus loves that he have a different face mask oh no it's the same one he just guys a real battery

battery ram you know he just freaking sticks his nose up in there. He had the same helmet since 07 when he was a freshman because that's when he started varsity in the playoffs. We tried to get him like this. We tried to get him this like cooler helmet and face mask,

maybe even a visor, but he just, he don't play for that reason. He don't care. No, his dad said he couldn't wear it. He asked his dad and then his dad got on real bad. So then he doubled down and now he like makes fun of people for when they get stylish, you know. He's still got that. quarterback one, the Elvis Gerbach joint.

Elvis Gerbeck. Sometimes I think about guys like that. I'm like, you know, the guys who played and then now that they're not like on TV or in the media, they're just like selling insurance or something. I'm like, what a lot. Like he just walked around on the golf course and just, you know, working a regular ass job just knowing that he played with that Ravens defense. Like it's insane.

I know. I think about that. It's such a weird thing. Like, you just live every day now. Right. How? Just doing normal shit. Danny Werfel's my financial advisor. How?

I'm getting booze for Curtis Painter. That's a good one. Elvis Gerbach, Danny Werfel. Same guy. Yeah, what do these names come from? I feel like there's not names like that anymore. Bro, you, oh, you see a Danny Werfel these days, bro. You're full.

full ride. Danny Werfel, Chris Winky? Oh, Chris Winkie. So, such a good name to bring around, dude. Cringe moment of the week. One time we were in my basement having like serious boys talk like later in the night. There were two girls there. We started talking about Johnny Mansell. Oh boy. He shouldn't have won the Heisman. But like, dude, it was so late in the night that we had to, I had to get into it. I was like he shouldn't have won the Heisman. Johnny Mansell is so much better than Chris Winky.

I said that in front of two girls, bro. They let me have it. A, 2 a.m. statement for me, Johnny Mansell's so much better than Chris Winky. Girl looked at me and goes, Chris Winky. I was like, I got to get out of here. Went right to bed, dude. Right to bed.

Oh, my God. Those nights, yeah. The deep talk nights. And now when those happen, you know, like now, now when those happen, it's like on bad part, you know. It's what? You don't know because you've never, you've never been on one. No, what did you say?

What'd you say? I broke up. Bachelor party. Oh, yeah. I said now when those like deep, now when those like deep nights happen, it's like at the Airbnb on a bachelor party, it's like 4.15 in the morning. This is actually like, it's this podcast.

where it happens now. That's true. Like the stuff you can't say around your girl. It really is like, hey, this podcast should be called Guys Safe Space. We're coming down to hear the truth

and talk about Chris Winky. Chris Winky, Drew Bloodsoe. Another example. Where are these? Drew Bloodso. Why can't I see a name like Drew Bloodso? Just pop up somewhere. Yeah, I'm actually going to Nashville this weekend

Isn't that crazy? What, just because? Bachelor party. Oh, no way. Yeah. Wonderful, see the Huck to a girl. I'm just trying to think of quarterbacks from Tennessee

that have cool names. You need to bring my Stephen Nair jersey. Do you have one? No. I wish. When he played for the Ravens. So weird. Hated it.

But makes sense. Had a good little It does make sense and had a good little follow up. Like that's one of those he did. He did. That's one of those

when players get traded to teams and you're like, huh? That one made sense. Are there any other like late career trades that you're like, yeah,

that made sense. Far Vikings kind of did make sense because like NFC, you're like, he still had. He still had, play at Lambo. Even if he wasn't a Packer, he still had to play at Lambo

and that would present him with the one game a year that he could play there. Anyways, now a sports podcast. No, it's not. It's not. What are we doing? Don't even, don't even know. That's the first time we've talked about sports in a long time. Hey, I went to a coffee shop this morning.

You know, it's insane is that like these, these places, you got to have more outlets if you're a coffee shop. I can't stand that. Hey, the shortage on outlets at a coffee shop. What are we doing, man? This thing's need to be under every table on every wall.

I had to leave because everything was like, there was like two in the whole building. And of course they were taking. I was like, I got to go. I got to plug in my computer. It might have been on purpose. Purpose. They only have two to get people in and out.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Around here. You know, we've done that before. Yeah. Because people just camp out of a Starbucks for four hours turning into their own office. I thought about bringing a light into a Starbucks one time. That's when I was like, I need to get out of here, dude.

But, I mean, at the same time, I'll go up and keep getting my pike refilled. Oh, I will spend $100 at a Starbucks in one day. That sounds like the best day ever. Hey, let's edit this video and just drink $100 with the coffee. Perfect day. Bishop Sanky jersey on? What do you think?

Hey, Washington Bishop Sanky? Not pro-Bishop Sanky, right? Oh, no, no way. Hey, what are you wearing, though? What are you wearing, not a sports podcast, but what are you wearing? Wazoo. Oh, that's Washington State, my bed.

I have a Bishop Sanky jersey on. What do you have on? A Rudy Johnson Bengals with his full name on the back. No, never wear Bengals. How about an Arizona State Brock Oswald. Hey, that's a pretty good name. It's a pretty good name.

Now we're cooking. Now we're going. Now we're ready to lock in and edit. Just peeing every seven seconds. We just trade back and forth. All right, you got this for a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. Just looking at it, but we don't pee.

Hey, hey, hey, just look in the mirror at our jerseys. We're like every time though. Hey, hey, but what's a code real quick? Okay. Yeah, good, good. You got to buy something. I guess I'll get a coffee cake. Yeah.

258. 2 pound. All right. What took you so long? I couldn't figure out if it's 2582 or 2852 or 2852. So I did all the combinations known to man. I'm too embarrassed to go back there and ask. Yeah.

I could just go back and ask, but then like I'll keep going back and forth. And then somebody will jump me in line probably. So I'm just going to figure this out here. And now since I asked for the bathroom code, everybody thinks I'm homeless. Don't want to do not a bad. rap at Starbucks.

Oh shit. Our stats at the end of the session. Zero edits made, peed 72 times. 14 cake pops eaten. 16. We'll figure it out.

Five. When do you want to post this? That's almost there. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Never figured it out. 18. 18.

1800 rake 1800 rake 8100 rake references. 16 right right right that does sound really fun best day ever

Osweilers who are those guys let's go to the clubhouse those guys those guys are these guys our first commercial on TV Watch these guys on FS1, even though it's not a sports podcast. FS1, dude.

God dang it. How bad? How bad did I want to just watch like a Pacers game on Fox Sports Midwest last night for no reason? I was, dude, that was the channel for your local basketball team or your NBA team. Sometimes I'd go to Michigan and the Pistons would be playing on that. I'd be like, yo, this is. This is the best place to watch an NBA game. The theme, the theme music.

What was it? Um, but da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-bo-d-do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Just, and the Pacers look to continue their windstreek in downtown Indianapolis. I'm like, God, I love Jeremiah Johnson, but is that a fake name? God, I love seeing the circle of lights up. so glad it's Christmas. Pacers are playing the Celtics on some weird shit.

You're like, ooh, God, I hope. I hope it goes. Pacers are playing the Kings. Pacers are playing the Kings on December 22nd. And you're like, I don't think I could be happier. Should have gone to the game. All right. It's good.

How girl, you know is that the game? You're like, fuck. Should have gone. Should have gone. Should have gone and walked around the whole time. Just see if you could see here. Didn't watch one play. just walked around with nachos.

Germano Neil jersey on backwards. All right. I can't tell. I can't tell if you've done that before. No, no, no, no,

why would I do that? I wore a winner hat during the game just because it was Pacers and my hair was messed up. Four hours. In Seco Fieldhouse with a hat on. Didn't, hey,

didn't put the J.O. jersey on backwards until your dad dropped you off and you didn't have to be around them anymore? forgot when he picked you up hold on dude he's gonna yell at me if my jersey's on backwards all right from Shane

team these guys at gmail.com Bacari rambo is a subject Hey what's up guys love the show hope you're able to push tickees and make it down in Charleston South Carolina one of these days thanks we'd love to

we don't really have any major college football in Charleston but as someone possibly going out to Los Angeles for Penn State USC on October, I would be all in on these guys CFB Fall Tour if you were able to make it happen. Hell yeah.

Anywho, back in May in the episode leading up to the N.500, you made the comment that it was a fake week, given the fact that it was leading up to Memorial Day weekend, the Nadey 500, and the Pacers about to host the Eastern Conference Finals. With Fourth of July just happening last Thursday, which ultimately kick started a very long weekend.

It got me to wondering, what are the other fake weeks throughout the year that you would consider? Oh, brother. considered. You know us, bro. He says to me, he says to me the obvious ones are the week of Thanksgiving and the weeks of Christmas and New Year's. I think 4th of July has to fall on a Wednesday or later for it to be considered a fake week. A low key fake week in my mind would be that first weekend of the NCAA tournament. The bracket is revealed on Sunday night. Then you spend all day Monday talking about it with your friends and colleagues, the playing games, all the while you're trying to put together a bracket that

you're convinced will finally be the winning one. And then the madness commences on Thursday and Friday. Let's face it. No work is getting done that week. Are there any other fake weeks that I'm missing? Keep up the good work, slap my ass while yelling. We're not here to have fun. Like Coach Burns would yell to the kids on his 8-U travel baseball team who are running around in a swimming pool during a tournament in Florida. Hell yeah.

Love it, Shane. So clubhouse. We don't get many from, yeah, it's a very clubhouse, South Carolina too. Yeah, I've heard great things about Charleston. Fake weeks. Yep. Fourth of July typically. Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving, obviously. Thanksgiving might be the, is Thanksgiving the most fake week ever? It's up there. Because it's always, because you know, it's, I mean, yeah, it's not changing. It's a Thursday every year. Dude. Yeah. So that means, uh, people have to work on Wednesday before Thanksgiving are, I feel really bad for.

I do too, but then I'm like, still to me, I'm like, yeah, but what is that work day look like the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? It's nothing because half the people are taken off to go. Your boss is usually like. I'm going to cut out early. Like you're there, but you're like, you're just fucking around with your work.

You're not there. Dude, Christmas is here on a Wednesday. That's interesting. Just, just destroy the whole week. I love it. Dude,

when Christmas is on a Saturday, I'm like, yeah, that sucks. But just an absolute holiday grenade. Holiday grenade. Because,

because he had, right. Christmas. Fuck it all up. dude. Christmas Eve on a Tuesday. What are we doing? What are we doing? Also on top of that,

then a week later, like you said, I mean, obviously a week later, you have New Year's Eve and New Year's, which will also be on a Tuesday and Wednesday. So that whole thing is just, I mean, see ya. Absolutely nothing's going on. Holiday Rocket Launcher. To me, I mean,

I'd say, I'd say, like leading up to Labor Day can be that way. you know, because it's a three-day weekend, but then a lot of times, like some companies, a company I used to work for would observe that Friday too. So it would be like Friday, Labor Day observed

and then Monday is Labor Day. So that would be a four-day weekend. And then leaning up to that, that's like football's already starting. So college football is kicking off Friday that Thursday. And people are partying and going nuts. That's one. I can't really think of any other.

Yeah. Dude, you know, it isn't, you know, it's like not even, the least, dude, Valentine's Day makes no dents. And, like, Halloween makes zero. It's really Christmas. It's the hard hitters, dude. It's the power five of holidays.

See, but I think, dude, Halloween is like two hours. You're going to work the next day. There's no. I think Halloween and St. Patrick's Day have a little place in that. Sink of a lot. Like if St. Patrick's, if St. Patrick's Day or Halloween fall, especially on a Friday, but a Thursday even, you can make an argument. You know, a lot of people take off for St. Patrick's Day.

A lot of people are partying on St. Patrick's Day. And then, like, what's going on the next day if it's on a Friday? You know, if Halloween is on a Friday, then that whole entire, like, you know, it's a short week because Friday you're having a fucking costume party at the office. office and you're probably going out the night before and you know I mean you can have an argument there dude how about the Super Bowl grenade super bowl's a holiday we're getting there because that 18 game season's coming and they're going to push it back to where it will be on a holiday no uh yeah I mean it's not like officially but it's it's inevitable love a Super Bowl grenade it's a Super Bowl true right you could use it to justify it's a

Super Bolton, right. Come on. Have another. It's the Super Bowl. It's the Super Bowl. All right. Yeah. From Watson.

Not a sports jersey podcast. So, fellas. What are some of your favorite jerseys you've gotten over your time? I had a Titans Eddie George, Jed Santana Moss growing up and bought a T-Mac or Orlando Magic and Katie's Supersonics jersey from Goodwill for $10. Love the pod. Come to Richmond, Virginia, and beat my ass like we're playing doorknob at a middle school sleepover. Did you really get that red?

Eddie George? No, I just saw a picture of it and started crying a little bit. That's the picture that changed my life. I had it. I had it when I was a kid. That's awesome. That's up there. I still can't. Eddie George. I remember seeing in the window at champs at the mall and I was like, mom. And she didn't even look, bro. Her head just didn't even move. It just was straight to the absolute blinders. Just to LS Airs. I was like, yeah. Because there's, those were like 75 but I was like there's no chance in hell yeah

um damn KD Supersonics though underrated I never see it I have it you have that got it for $5 at a garage sale

I think it's like a double X so it's like pretty long and shit but I'm like ah it's fucky anyways works top tier when I was a kid I'd go on a run a I had a red

Nomar Garcia Parra Red Sox jersey That was sick That was a favorite On the out of uniform day Just popping in Popping in school like that What?

Yeah Okay bro When you got to dress down And no one else did That was so weird No I was like I didn't want that I thought that.

Oh, you read the book. Okay, well, here's, you're out of uniform pass. I thought that was so awkward. Just one girl wearing like her cool shit while everybody else was in uniform. I was like, somebody went to limited two last night. I had a green, Jeff Samarja, Notre Dame. Dude, you are the king. No wonder you were cool, bro.

if dude I would be so jealous of you thank God I didn't know any of this yeah green Samarja shut up went on a nice little run that's insane

those are probably my two favorite the red Nomar and you still have a green Samarja red Nomar red Eddie George green Samarja I think my parents probably still have it That's insane, bro. Yeah, because I just thought Jeff Samarjad,

I still think it was just the baddest, coolest dude ever. Is he the best receiver in college ever? When they wore those greens, I was like, holy shit. Against USC, game changer. Now sports podcast. Yeah. What about you? Ones that I would want like that?

Or what was the question? What was some of your favorites growing up that you had? I didn't have any bro my parents didn't let me buy them for me that's that's why you wear new one now every week this is because it's it's finally surfacing itself as an adult

I never had one good for you I never had one uh they might somehow I got my hands on like a legit I think I got it for my birthday Cordell Stewart uh Steelers with the numbers that were I tell us oh but my dumb ass wore it for

football practice I put it over my pad real long and hangy, but I was like, this shit is cold. You're like, I got to be slash, man. Steelers logo right here. Over the weight limit, though, so I was like blocking in it. Do you striper. Whatever, dude. Cordell was hard.

Cordell was way too hard. Wristbands for practice. Oh, yeah. But that was my coolest year as he grown up. from Joey not a sports podcast not a holiday podcast F. Merry Kill

Halloween Thanksgiving Christmas not a weather podcast F Mary Kill Spring fall winter not a 2010 podcast but throw on some cargo Camo Cargo Shores the long key chain lanyard out of the pocket a snap back and slap my ass

this guy just gets it bro yeah yeah you were in our friend group apparently go go ahead with the FM K dude I got I can't God it's too I'll start crying God that is hey you got it you got to kill Halloween I know but I love Halloween so much it would be I would be hey I would be my hand would be shaken I'd be crying a tear would come down as I pulled the trigger on

how me to do it Halloween forgive me I'll always love you but they have my family Thanksgiving and Christmas and then I'm I'm Fing Thanksgiving and Merry and Christmas. Actually, I think it's the other way around. Christmas is so depressing, dude. I'm keeping it, but because for me, you get Christmas Eve and Christmas, and you get the whole shit with that.

You didn't specify. And so for me, that's how I'm looking at it. But ball games on Thanksgiving? Wow, you're just going to one night stand those? Okay, whatever. So you're Kill Halloween. Merry Thanksgiving F. Christmas. That sounds kind of good, but

just thought about having sex with Christmas. Christmas is a lot sexier than Thanksgiving. It is. It is. It's like, yeah. Christmas, everybody's drinking red wine and like wearing red and has a

Italian. Has a turtleneck on and shit. There's candles everywhere. Thanksgiving is just like, Thanksgiving is my stuffing. Don't talk about my wife like that, dude. All right. Then not a weather podcast.

F. Mary, kill spring, fall, winter. Oh, this is crazy. Gotta blow Springs head off. Just spring point blank. Don't even feel bad. 100%. Don't feel bad at all.

I'd be happy to. Just edge shot. Yep. And Mary in Fall and F in Winter. Wait, was fall even in the combo? Yeah. Spring fall winter. Spring fall. Winter.

You said Merry Fall? Yeah, probably Mary Fall. I'm such a basic ass bitch. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Aren't we all? Yeah, I know. Everybody is. Shut up about that basic bitch fall shit. Everybody's like that. From Eric, not a JV trick play question. Guys, can't call you. Can't call you the goats. That's all. Let's just say I couldn't appreciate you more.

Not a sports podcast, not a JV football podcast. And I'm not a JV football coach. No. Thank you for clarifying. Thank you. That being said, give me your best trick play you'd like to see, and I guarantee we'll run it this year.

Summer's over. Your names will be on it. For example, instead of calling it Ace Right 18 Jet Motion bubble screen to a go, it will just be right, Joey. Ben's got to have a good one here. Heard they ran a garbage formation, go for two in high school.

That was killer. Help a coach out. Coach repeat would echo that. That man would run through a wall for you. Help your coach out. Coach with the C and caps out of respect. Love these guys and slap my ass with a bent polizzi 15 jersey. Respect, Eric from Saratoga.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. 15, dude. Hey, did you do that because of Tim Tebow? Deep down, yeah, subconsciously. I didn't know it at the time, but deep down, the way I want to be Tim Tebow so bad the way my dad wants me to be

just hit him with the old hook and ladder bro nobody ever sees that coming even when I know it's coming from that Boise State play against Oklahoma I still am like that is the best play of all time whoever would no one can stop that play just a hitch on the right near hash

throw it to your sure-handed receiver on the freshman team pitch it back to your fast running back that who knows how we got to your school and then you're gone love a hook and ladder I scored it on a hook and ladder

in seventh grade St. B was running that yeah Kevin Harrington hit Jack Andrews and Jack Andrews toss it to me went up the sideline dude just there's three legends bro crazy crazy

oh my god hook and ladder hook a ladder for coach E my kids that was Boise state. I want to get real like I don't know

I'm trying to I want to get a little wacky with it I think um is it this might be a little too confusing

for JV they might jump off sides or some shit when you do the option the jet sweep option and you do it with the

wide receiver and the running back you know what I mean not really but so jet sweep I get what you're saying yeah

never mind trips bubble pass just saying just saying yeah I like that or like a caravan where like you motion the entire line out to the left talk about confusing and that JV would fuck it up motion the entire line out near to the the boundary right not the sideline the boundary and then you just toss it yeah snap it to one dude toss it over there and then you just you try to ambush him I that place so you take it from there coachie you take it from there uh from samuel jim klein saucer hey benny and joey a long time first time love the pod

it's so relatable for a catholic kid growing up in northeast indiana cool this past fourth of july weekend the wife and i were showing our six and eight year olds the sandlot for the first time when it occurred to us that they no longer make corny sports movies for kids like we grew up on gone are the days of movies like the mighty ducks airbud the big green my question for you guys is which fictional sports movie team you would want to suit up with for a game easy answer is to play a game sand lot, but personally, I always wanted to suit over Team USA and a D2, the Mighty Ducks, although I've never played hockey a day in my life. Slept my ass with Mark McGuire's super

grip vortex power. Oh my God. And all green number nine, Tom Zimbakowski jersey from Indy as Kenan Thompson screams, knock a buck. P.S. not a uniform podcast, but in your opinion, what is the worst college team with the coolest alternate helmets? For me, IU has some amazing helmets designs for such a mediocre team. I'll hang up and listen. Thanks guys and keep up to good work. Nagee Davenport.

What a complete email. So good. What an email, yeah. Corny sports movie for... Deal that. Little Giants. I was just about to say that, bro.

Yes. 100%. Yeah, I remember watching that as a kid like, yo, this is a master. This is everything. Little Giants. They're playing the Cowboys. Rick Moranis. You know, he's drawing up some

crazy shit as the head coach. Cowboys had like the coolest jerseys. They're like a really good team. I was like, wow. Story my life. They really are the Cowboys. Yeah, they look so good. Yeah, I was just about to say little giants for sure.

How about that? Samuel dropping the Tom Zivakowski at Green Inde after we were just talking about Samarja Green Indi. I was so jealous. I'm showing you kids a Sandlot though. I've been showing my son that too. He loves it. You got to keep, got to keep that going, man.

That's like, that's an all-American. That's a classic right there. Yeah. That long, I never seen it. I know. No,

I saw it in PE, bro. Come on. All I remember is that one kid's hat was so long. That one kid's hat. I was like, why is his hat so long?

Yeah. Then I just left. Longest bill ever. I was like to walk around. Do I look like that when I wear a hat? Do I look like that? that when I wear a hat. Yeah, after you watch the sandlot, you catch yourself looking sideways in the mirror and just

be like, I'm not small as an ad, am I? Okay, smalls next time you wear a hat, I'd be like, I'm taking this off. Never wearing, hey, yeah, people give me shit for wearing hands all the time. You want to make me not wear a hat? Call me Smalls. Okay, smalls. From Tim, Fred Hoyberg. First time, long time.

If you had to bring any three NBA late 90s or early 2000s jerseys back, who would it be? Slap my ass like Kyle Farnsworth, body slamming Paul Wilson after a hit by pitch while I play tackle football in my room with my cousin who put a hole in the wall and break the bed as we were diving on it. Also, I still get made fun of for a joke that I made not land 11 years ago. Feel that, bro. Late 90s, early 2000s. I'll keep it close to home here. I would love if the Pacers went back to. the pinstripe

it looks so good uh flojo is obviously a classic and very cool feel like it's kind of overplayed big pinstripe guy here I think it works with all of them the home whites the Navy roads and the gold

alternates I think it looks great so sick man um you go Tony you go never mind um

what jersey do I want oh dude 76ers yeah god dang what are you guys doing with the blue the random blue and then oh my god

the blacks the coolest jersees of all time and they just ew now they just have red white and blue come on dude you can't look

76ers look in the mirror look in the mirror and tell me the Iverson era uniforms weren't the best how do we sound old but it's true not a sports podcast

not July sports talk radio happening well I'd say I would have Pete Rose on the whole thing but then again I'm not a voter we should just talk about if they if they should use steroids in baseball let's just talk about that for an hour

and 20 minutes they should let them take steroids hour in 20 minutes phone lines are open we're going to go to Tom now Tom I'm good How are you? This Tom Zubikows

Good, bud, what do you got? It's so funny. Never ask how are you doing. I'm good. What do you got? Third and final here. Lines are open.

Suns, Phoenix Suns. Oh, back to the, yeah. Literally all of them. Jazz? I know. You jazz? Bucks. That giant deer on the front.

Oh, those bucks. The purple bucks. They got rid of the purple. Now they're just green and white and weird like cream or whatever. What are you doing? What are you doing? All right. Another full week from the clubhouse.

So I got a couple more here. Cadillac Williams, but this is not a sports podcast from another Joey, a separate Joey. The pods last couple weeks have been hilarious and can't believe summer is over. Thank you, Joey. I coached JV football for a couple of years. In the first year, I was coaching our two running backs got into a fight over the summer

and one broke his hand and the other got a concussion, so they were both out over a month. Team ended up going two and eight that year. With football season coming up, is there one trade that your team made that was a complete shock? I'm an Eagles fan and I forever hate Chip Kelly for trading Leshaun McCoy for Kiko Alonzo back in 2015. Slop my ass like Jadavia and Clowny hitting Vince.

Smith and the Outback Bowl in 2013. Yeah. Man, that's good. When LaShawn McCoy got traded, I was like, thank God I don't have any affiliation with the Eagles because I'd be so mad. Like, I felt that one. I was like, ooh, not a sports podcast. Yeah, when the Pacers traded for Evan Turner and they traded Danny Granger away.

Oh, you didn't? The rest of the season went to shit after that. I didn't I don't know what it was but I couldn't get get down with Danny Granger It was just one of those That like you just knew like

Shouldn't have done it You just knew it was over Like when you see back to school Come up like you just You know once after 4th of July You know summer's over When they made the trade for Turner It was like

Dude They're trying to bite off more than they can chew Like they're good They're good like don't fix what's not broken And then Yeah I just went to hell.

Shock in the other way, good way, when the Steelers trade for Minka Fitzpatrick. Oh, wow. That is amazing. Sometimes when trades are like that, I think it's too good to be true.

I had to check that. I did like, I checked it was actually coming from Adam Schaefter probably like 12 times because I was just like, no, no way. Like we don't, I just,

I couldn't believe it. Well, I always get my hopes up. like there's something wrong. Like there's something wrong with the guy that we just got or something because there's no way we'd ever do. Like Trent, Trent Richardson or whatever.

I was like, that's insane. That's a horse story. But like what's going on? Yeah. Right, bad, bad.

I feel that. Right. Well, coming up, how does it fit into, um, all right, uh,

from last one here from Jacob. Was that right? Brunel Redskins jersey. Hello, gentlemen. Jake from Minnesota. Absolutely love the pod. Thanks, dude. Shout out to Ben for crushing espresso and reading one of my answers to a question a couple of years ago. I'm convinced we lived this same childhood because I can relate to almost anything you guys say. I have so many questions I want to ask, but I'll keep this one Madden related. In your opinion, which year was the best Madden? For me, it's easily Madden 12. Gus Johnson on the call. Pre-game huddle hype during the coin toss, something you never see in Madden today. Most nostalgic soundtrack, 07 is close. And just, overall great gameplay, not to mention Peyton Hillis being on the cover to put the cherry on top. Honorable mention would go to Madden 07, pretty much the same reasons I listed above, but instead of Gus Johnson had John Madden. It seems like every Madden post-2012 just cannot duplicate what the previous ones were. We'll love to know your thoughts. Slop my ass with the Chris Collinsworth

Bingles jersey while I listened to the Sunday night football theme song in my basement, while contemplating on whether to finish my 25 missing assignments or pay attention to the game and see if my kicker can get me 11.3 points for the dub in my fantasy league. with no buy-in fee. Thing of beauty, Jacob. Thing of beauty. Man. I know we're going to go further back than that.

Madden 12. I always wanted to play Madden 12 because I did hear that it was really good, but I just never did. I did think it was cool that they had Peyton Hills on the cover. Like I don't know. I don't know why, but I like that.

Dude, did Maddeno 7 have the vision cone for the quarterbacks? Because that pissed me off a little bit. And I think I was like, I don't want to turn it off because I don't want to be a bitch. But like, God dang. Peyton Manning's was like. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Now I know as you're talking about.

I was like, I got to play with the Colts. I got to play with the Colts every time because Peyton Manning is his vision cone is half the field. Yeah. may have been i don't know that was my personal favorites sorry go ahead uh that was a pretty insane feature on that game is always going to say

they don't really good they don't really do that anymore like when they came out with hit stick or that oh that changed everything dude uh vision cone not cool i wonder what other features they came out with now i'm just fucking talking about mad not a sports podcast my favorite was

probably the one with Ray Lewis on the cover. 05, yep. 04.05. Those were, I'm 04 with Mike Vic, and he was superhuman on that game. That was peak madden for me. 05 was also very good. And I think that's just, you know, like,

that was when we were ended. We were like 10 and 11 and 12, and so we were playing Madden all the time. But like Marshall Falcon in 03. That was a solid one. I remember playing seasons in that all the time. Great soundtrack. There's always... Go to college, university, go the real job. It's what they said to me. That was Madden O3. Great memories with that. Just always being the Falcons on Madden every time. Just a thing of Goldfish and Madden O3 in that song and slap my ass.

So I say, yeah, that run of 03 or 4.05, I don't really think the gameplay was really any different at all, but I just loved it. I just played it all the time. They were smooth, man. It was like a smoother running. Like they just... A juke was insane. Easier to control. Right. They covered like 15 feet with a juke to the right. I loved it, man. Dang. Not a reminiscent of podcast or anything. Who would know who Alan Rossum is, you know, if it wasn't for the Falcons on Madden, just returning every kick. So true. Was he 80? I think he was like 20-something.

Number? Oh, yeah. There's a dude for the Steelers, too, that no one would have known who he was, but he returned to every kick. He was a corner. Yeah, he was a corner, so that makes sense. His last name started with a C maybe? I don't know for the Steelers. Alan Rossum, though, corner,

always returning kicks for the Falcons. I was like, all right, I guess Alan Rossum is my favorite player now. And I'm going to throw it to Algae Crumpler twice a game and then run every time with Vic. Who is even the running back? Work done. No.

Work done. Was it? Yeah. They're so dirty, bro. Work done, Michael Vick. Go to hell. What do you think you're doing? Algy Crumpler

I just never could get over the fact His name was algae that was insane Crompler jersey in the wild Bro, I used to play I used to play Chiller and he would throw so many 10 yard outs to Algy Crumpler And I almost wanted to like Take a hole through my TV

Algae Crumpler 200 yards receiving Three touchdowns I'll be like Can't stop this guy You're supposed to run with Vic I know dude But I got DN can pain on. So there's nobody in the flats except algae crumpler. God dang it, bro. I'm trying to, I'm trying to play LB. Spy. I'm missing.

Hey. Got the D. You got the ends protecting. Get him out. It'll bring him around. Coach fingers. Tough act interconnected. Coach fingers. All right. Another good show. another good show. Whoa, what the hell is going on?

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