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I played in this outing on Monday. And my God, did I make a total ass of myself? Good. If you wouldn't have, it would be, like, lame, you know? TG 88. 488. Marvin's got it. Marvin's got it.

Back to back weeks. This is not a sports podcast. This is not a sports podcast. What's up, Clubhouse? We're a little late. Be like that sometimes. But thanks for listening. Thanks for subscribing.

Tell five homies to subscribe. You know, why not? Subscribe. Only if they're clubhouse certified, though. If they're not really clubhouse, we don't want them either. But you know who it is. You know who is and know who isn't.

Upcoming shows, stand-up comedy shows. Portland next Thursday. Philly, July 25th, and Raleigh, North Carolina, August 22nd. Can't wait. See you there. Get the tickies right underneath. Hell yeah, baby. The potential these guys game day, a lot of good feedback.

A lot of good feedback. Yeah. Had some good comments on YouTube. Had some people dropping lines to me on Instagram, really from coast to coast. so appreciate that, you know, still working on things and just figuring everything out. But yeah, we'd love to hopefully have that going on in the fall and see the clubhouse out there.

That'd be sick. So keep on the fire for us, you know what I mean, so that we don't forget or we don't like push it off or whatever the hell. So stay honest about it. But initial feedback after just first putting it out there, Real solid. I like the idea.

The, what do you think of my? I got this hat in the, the AC golf out ink, right, right, right, right. Dude, that's a fire hat. Hey, do they wear black hats? Do they like black hats?

We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Back to these guys' college campus tour, though. I think that, dude, do you know how bad? I just want to go to Bowling Green or something and just. I know.

That message, you showed me a message. Johnson showed me a message here. That was like, what was it? You guys got to come up for Central Michigan versus Eastern Michigan or something like that? I'd be half my body green, half my body maroon. What's up? No, just passing through.

What's going on today? Like you didn't even know what was happening. I would love that, bro. Or just like a Kent State game or something. What's up, Kens? We just have Josh Cribbs on. I think Josh Cribs go to Kent State? Just saying.

Dude, did I miss that? Holy cow. Josh Cribbs? Hey, when he put the socks on his arms? Only real clubhouse knows about that. I was like, did he, does he, did he cut socks and put him on his arms? Can you do that in the NFL? Yeah, Cribs was so weird because it's like, I was like, you're not fast.

And you're not particularly like, evasive. I don't get that. But somehow you just make it work. How does that happen? Is that, is that the Cordell, Cordell, Cordell? Cordero Patterson. Cordero Patterson. But I think he is fast.

Yeah, I remember when he was at Tennessee. It was him and Justin Brown. Also a former Steeler for like two years on and off. Denver never really panned out. But it was always like, oh, Justin Brown's looking good in camp. And then just nothing. What happened? I think that was who it was.

Again, this is not a sports podcast. Go ahead. The one percent are burpy girls out there. Dude, there's a fire burpee girl. at the show in Columbus, pulled up wearing a black Ezekiel Elliott jersey and was just like, and I was like, jersey swap?

Like that shit, that's the hardest jersey. Bro, it was unbelievable. When the clubhouse comes out, they come out strong and they did. See, and that's what we're talking about. You look at this fall opportunity to just bring out those fucky jerseys that we talk about, you know,

potential everywhere. It'd just be amazing. All these things we've talked about for, we're on episode 88, all these things we've talked about, for the last 88 episodes and continuing to go on. Throwing donuts at people, airheads, um,

fucking jerseys, fucking jerseys, all that, man. It has all the potential to come to fruition, you know? So that's what I was thinking. I was like,

man, you could do like, honestly, may get centered around Big Ten, but Big Ten is coast to coast now. So we can do a show in your home turf, you know, I could come out to L.A.

And we could, you know, hit the Rose Bowl, some shit around there in Pasadena. come on but then also like the next weekend or weekend after that or whatever because i know you already got shows planned but you know then we could do like antarbor you know i had a lot of antarbor a lot of antarbor a lot of columbus too so an early game oh right yeah somebody said i think they said like michigan versus fresno state i was like sold just pull up to the tailgate with socks on

your arms we're good to go i would i would be tempted to wear a day David Carr, Fresno State jersey or Devante Adams, Fresno State Jersey. Didn't they have Navy ones? I know. Why did I want to go to Fresno State when I was a kid? Because Fresno sounds like Frisco Melt and that's why you wanted to go. And they were the Bulldogs and that was my travel baseball team that I played on. I was like, I think it's meant to be, dude.

And like for some reason, like they've got a weird logo thing going on. Don't they have like a V somewhere or something on their helm? I'm like, what is that? Fresno? Dude, there's something weird going on with their thing. And I'm like, I like it. I don't know what it is. Like the Bulldogs got a weird collar on or something.

Oh, the Bulldogs like pigeon-toed. Like his paws are inverted. This is not a sports podcast. This is not a sports podcast. No, we're talking about a school now. Presbyn's like this, bro. No, it's not that. Fresno State logos.

God damn, I hate to do it. The mouth is kind of weird. No, there is. It's worth a V-Colves. It's got a V on the collar. What is that? What is that? Can somebody,

and I think there's a V on the back of the Fresno's Day helmet. I'm like, what is that? Varsity? Maybe like Valley or something. Maybe they're in the valley. Dude, they rock the V logo hard. Look at this.

Somebody who knows more than us. That's like part of the game in Fresno. And I've always been like, why is it green? What is it? I don't know, but I like it. Just pull up to the Fresno's tailgate with a V on my face. up. Weird alternate.

Yeah. V on your, V on your chest, starts at the nipples, goes down to the belly button. In the hair? No, I'm not a president state fan. What are you talking about? Take your shirt off, takes it off. Hair V.

The most hardcore. It's green too, like you said. What? Yeah, so just something to think about. You know, something, some will stay on and stay on us and throw us the games that we should go to and all that stuff.

and we'll put a plan together and we'll get out there and it'll be not too bad for a fat guy. So, I was two bulldogs immediately after the podcast. What? These guys. Not a sports podcast.

What's up? Man, this golf outing I played in on Monday. That's part of the reason why we're recording so late. You know, we had Father's Day on Sunday, Ben touched his dad for the fifth time. It's great. It was crazy. I had my, you know, my kids, this great father's day.

Hope everybody else in the clubhouse had a great father's day. But then, yeah, I had an outing on Monday. Ben's going back to L.A., so as he said, this shit got switched, you know, just flip-flopped, all right? But I played in this outing on Monday. And my God, did I make a total ass of myself? Good. Good.

If you wouldn't have, it would be like lame. you know. Dude, it it was brutal, man. I mean, like I had fun and it was hot as shit. And obviously AC, you know,

he gives you that bag and there's a box this year. It's just got so much crazy shit in it, dude. Like, I got this hat. I got like an indie all-star like jersey. So many gift cards. Whole bottle of Tito's, new Travis Matthew's shoes,

a new golf bag, like crazy stuff, right? But like I'm playing in this foursome. and I'm one of the celeb golfers or whatever. So it's like 30 groups of four and people put together and pay and then like a celebrity golfer

comes with them and the Mace 5. And it was just classic like you know, these guys knew me and they knew what I do and everything. Do Corso! I don't really think that they were like,

you know, it wasn't like a, whoa, this is so cool type of thing. And then on top of it, like two out of the four were like supremely good golfers. Like members at the at the golf course that the outing was at. Scary. Like this guy's taken out one of the like the pocket. Like he's got one of those little books in his back pocket. And he's like the cheat sheet for each hole like that kind of guy.

Dude, get a, get a life. Like super good dude. Super good dudes. Super good dudes. But like I just felt like such an asshole because I just dude like, like, horrible. I think I maybe contributed like two good shots for the... I dipped out two holes early.

What they think was going to happen? You were going to be a star? Is that... I don't know. I don't know, but it's just, it's a weird and you'll never have to be in this spot because you would refuse to play in a golf outing. Because I know. I would think... I would think eventually one day, you know,

when you're on Netflix or when, you know, a movie comes out or whatever and like, you got to do it for whatever. I'd like to think that you... you would eventually have. But then at that point, see, that's the point to where

you're so famous that they don't give a shit. Yeah. They're just thrilled that you're there. I'm not to that point yet, obviously. So the fact that I, you know,

wasn't that thrilling to be in their group to begin with. Then on top of it, I wasn't contributing Jack's shit to the scramble. It was a long day for me. It was rough.

How many times do you say sorry? Every shot I took. Hey. Sorry. Hey, two kids under two, I had a four month, like I just,

it's hard to get out. I travel for work. It's hard to, it's hard to get out. Cranking out the excuses. Oh, man, it was bad.

It was like to the point. My dog. My dog gets out a lot. My dog, my dog, I hit my car. My car. So my car is ruined.

I got to get my car figs. Dude, it was. Well, I was the same way when I played put putt with my dad on Father's Day. It looked like you were at an actual outing, though.

Or not outing. It looks like you guys are actually playing. Just the hickory golf course or something. Right across the street from Kroger's. And you were for Puttut? Yeah, I beat my dad when I was like 12 and I retired from Putt Pug. So I was like, I'm never going to, I retire, I'm done. Like I won, I'm done. Like, you can never say you beat me because I got, I won the last one.

Came out of retirement for Father's Day. He beat this shit out of me. Yeah. Well, you could always go with, hey, it was Father's Day. I was kind of easing up to let you have a moment. Oh, I was doing all of it. But he, but, dude, dude can put.

Yeah. Good for him, man. I couldn't on Monday. That's for sure. It's so hard. Especially when it's, the closer to the hole, the harder it is. I'm like, how am I?

I don't have zero touch. It was just incredible how much, like, last time I played was like last fall probably so you know we're going on like close to a year so that is the big explanation for it you know but I mean I just last time I played in the fall I was like yeah I mean I can

you know drive it pretty well maybe hit a nice chip like can put okay like maybe I can par maybe I can legitimately par one possibly two holes and I just regressed so much and I don't know what happened. And it was rough. So to the fellas in my for some on Monday, again, I apologize.

Dude, they hate you. They're definitely not listening to this. Yeah. It was one of those where, like, I was apologizing when I was leaving two holes. They were, like, unsubscribe. Yeah. Oh, one of them hit me with this. Oh, no.

Yeah, come on, celeb. I was like, okay, gonna drive my car off the interstate on the way home. Soleb. Nothing hurts worse. And when somebody calls you a celebrity, I'm like, oh. It's like, I know, I know. I just do it for AC. Ride, right, right, right.

Finally makes a putt. No bad for a fat. Dude, I can't wait till. Dude, I, one more. I, one of my drives, I like just topped right over. and it just like dribbled to the left into the woods like horrible and one of the dudes went after me and he like he hid it better than I did but he also like hit it into the woods and he and he just turned around he just like I just wanted to give a little support for Joey

they hate you bro yeah I was like I was I was at the expense of a lot on Monday hey that's I've been there too and you just learn to don't play one hole. Yep. I'm probably going to go back to that next year. It's the bet. No pressure.

You can just make fun of them. Why don't you hit one? No, I suck. Boom. Yeah. You're just like I legitimately enjoy playing and like I'm playing in another one

on Monday. But the one I'm playing in on Monday the one I'm playing in on Monday is great because it's just like I have a force of my own. St. Jude was like, hey, you know, come support.

love to have you there, bring whoever you want to complete your foursome and play for the day. So I just get to bring three of my friends. And then I don't care when it's three of my friends, right? Or my dad or my brother-in-law or whatever. Like, screw it. Like, we're just, I'm just glad to be out there with my friends. Yeah. But when you're, like, not in the group and there's that pressure of like, oh, yeah, you're

with the public person, a select, whatever. And then it's like, oh, God, this is just, this is just bad on so many levels. That's actually my worst nightmare, I think. That's like top five. I don't want to do this at all. It was rough. It was rough. It was like,

yeah, by about, you're right. By about like whole six, I was like, I got to get out of here. This is not going well for anybody. Right when you see a guy

put on the golf glove, you're like, oh my God. Oh, I'll wear a glove. Which is hilarious, you know, because I suck.

Yeah, I mean, it does make it worse when you're wearing like all the gear and you suck. You have like golf shoes. I have it all, man I got shit for Father's Day

for golf I got shit for Christmas I got shit for Christmas I got shit for Father's Day golf stuff like I have all the stuff Big hat sucks

Into the woods dude I hit a house man That's funny There's a there's a hole Where the T box was like You know there's a big line Of course the golf course is on a neighborhood

Right? I hit a house man. But hey, the shaving us, none of them even like laughed. They were just like kind of pissed. I was like, we can't even,

we can't even love at me drilling the side of the that one story ranch over there. And then there was another hole that had the line of houses on the left again and I was just like, ah, shit. Everybody watch out over there.

I did something about like, you know, here goes down another window, like made it crack. Silence. They were done with you. They were done. Not impressed. Didn't care.

So, yeah. Not great. Not great. With the gear on. It's like the kid on your high school team that had the visor and sucked. You're like, dude. Oh. Let me wear it.

Hey, the kid who would come with a shooting sleeve and get cut. Ooh, what a feeling. God, but you got to give it to him. for the confidence. Yeah. I'm like, I did always like, I did always feel bad.

Yeah. I was such a psycho, even at that age, I mean, in high school, or I probably have a little laugh along with the group, you know,

because you're in high school and it's like, you know, your dick. But really deep down and in my head, I was like, man,

that kid's got to like go back to his parents. I'm like, tell him I got cut. like that that sucks like that's tough and I always felt bad yeah you know his dad was just like

shouldn't worn that dick ass sleeve it's on a fashion show pussy right his dad is always the biggest dick so that makes it even worse you know yeah his mom kind of his mom didn't even know he had tryouts yeah sorry guys

Hope no one in the clubhouse out there. If you were, I apologize. If you were a shooter sleeve that got cut, eh, at least you know, at least you know now. Kind of had it coming a little bit. JV. Visor guy? Junior JV. Visor? Oh, dude, you've never had more confidence in your life

if you're a junior on JV. Just six sacks against like that whack-ass team from like the east side. who we got Lebanon six sacks we're in the we're in the

we're in the baseball eye black two sleeves junior cannot wait for the next day announcements to hear your name big night big night

this is screaming you look around you look around no one's even paying attention no way everybody's sleeping how the class is sleep the chick you're trying to impress

is flirting with another guy she didn't even hear it you look over there after they say your name you kind of hey you kind of do like a little like stretchy you know crack the back take a gander of the room

the temperature of the room nothing not even one person did they say my name did they say my name not your girl's locked in on another guy hey you get one piece of attention

and it's from the dickhead kid who kind of bullies you Hey, everybody hear that? Molinao had six sex against the JV dumbass team. You're still playing JV? You wore one of those Iverson finger bands just for JV football because you knew you were going to crush the other team.

You're like, damn, I was wearing that Reggie Miller finger band too. You remember those that Dick Sporting Goods, the finger bands? Yeah, Jordan Reeser had them. The Nike one. Oh, yeah. Did you just give me a little rake? yeah Jordan Richard

Redmond Not bad for a feck Dude I was so scared to wear him in my driveway And I was still Like I took them off When my dad came home Yeah

It was I mean Again you're like I gotta be The freaking guy If I'm doing this Yeah Arm band on my leg I think

I'm trying to think It's the closest thing I had to like my shit came in baseball I would get like the Jordan cleats and baseball have like the wristbands on both like kind of the longer wristbands that went you know maybe the wrist tape

because it's like still like all right he's not he's not overdoing it he's staying within the boundaries here of swag swag boundaries he's not stepping out that was always my shit was uh wasn't baseball basketball and football I was like, I don't, I don't know. Dude, it makes you play worse, though,

when you're just all bare arms and football. I'm like, I got to, like, give me something cool, so I feel cool playing, like, you know? If I feel like a nerd playing football, I'm going to play like a nerd. I'm going to have no, like, cool moves or, like, cool catches because I'm all like, eh, by the book. I don't want to get yelled at by my coach.

I'm going to play like a nerd. Like, do it. That's such a great point. The team we're playing. They're all cool and they got, you know, they got cool shit on and they're playing cool. I'm like, yeah. They have the dual threat quarterback who is like undersized but just looks so dope. And you're like, damn.

Bro's going to break one on us because he's like feels cool right now. He's like doing Pat and Go and warmups with like the rib protector on the outside. What are we doing? and I'm getting yelled at for wearing gloves. Oh my God. What was with that? I hated that so much. I'm like,

they help! I wore our gloves my last game, my freshman year, so they couldn't make me run the next day because it was our last game. I was like, they wouldn't let you wear them freshman football? No one did.

And our coaches were just like savage about, like you could just tell. The vibe was not wear gloves. It was like, bro, just play hard. And then it was kind of cold our last game. And I was like, dude, whatever. I'm wearing them.

And like three other people did too. I like talked them into it. I was like, bro, wear gloves. So I don't feel like bad. Did you get a smart ass comment from eight of the coaches? I was kind of like, I don't care anymore.

Yeah. It's basketball season anyway. God, so weird. I always just thought, yeah, I was always just like, I think you guys are just jealous because you couldn't do it or either

could pull it off. And that's why you don't want us to do it. If I was a coach, I would be like, wear all the shit. Hey, that's a great motto what you said. Like, if I look like a nerd, I'm going to play like a nerd. Like, that makes so much sense.

There's one person that can get away with that. And it's like Nick Chubb. And I don't even think he knows he like plays football. He's just like. Right. You have your exceptions. There's always the exceptions. And they rot.

That's like their thing. Like Dallas Clark, bro. He was like, his like. He made being not cool, cool. exactly his vibe was like country strong like i'm gonna catch his one-handed with like literally masking tape on my hands yeah and that was dope and he played for in like india just made sense perfect i don't know it's like Justin Jefferson like if he he wouldn't play like himself if he had nothing on.

Exactly. It'd be like, what is that? That guy's weird. Yeah, he's out of character. But since he wears all the shit and he's cool, he plays cool. Come on. He plays cool. I'm so glad this isn't a sports podcast.

How's the move? Good, bro. Cribbs nice. I'm sitting on the floor right now because I don't really have anything, but good. and six weeks you still won't have anything because why would you need it? No anything. Sleep it on a blanket on the floor.

Cool. Sounds good to me. Give me a blanket and a screen to throw a Seinfeld on at night. And I'll sleep like a baby. Allet, Wi-Fi blanket. See you. Phone. Cool.

We need all this. What we need all this for? Don't need anything. You're minimal. You're minimalist. Maybe. You know. It's just guy brain, dude.

Guy brain is like, all right, bare minimum, I can survive. Yeah, makes sense. Hey, did you see the Ravens alternate purples? Good. Bring up right there, bro. Honestly, man, I like how they were like, you know, let's just do something crazy. I do like the attitude, but I think if they really thought about it, they could have been a lot better. I hate to say that.

Really? Because you have a whole NFL franchise, like trying to create something cool. And everybody the next day is like, nah, they should have done this. And it gets like 300 million retweets. You know, it's like the people on Twitter always do it better every single time. Well, I mean, like hindsight's 2020. When something's already out there, it's easy to go revise it and make it. We should have done.

And it's like, all right, but if you're in charge of doing the thing, there's always going to be the people to be able to detract. You're right. You're right. I don't know. I saw like a white helmet concept and I was like, eh. Yeah, everybody's doing the white helmet now. I know, but white with gold and ravens. You're right. You're right. Purple's cool. Honestly, man, if I would have been, I thought about this the other day. What if they would have done like raven wings instead? Like kind of like eagle.

a little bit. Right, but then everybody, it's like the Broncos and everybody's like, what are you, U-TEP, you know, or whatever it is,

it's like, well, if the Ravens would have done that, everybody's been like, okay, the Baltimore Eagles? I know. Yeah, true.

I'm a big. I'm like, I hear you. I hear you. I mean, it just would have had to been such a, such a difference

in the wings, you know, or such a different approach where it's like, okay, yeah, same concept. Yeah, come from down here or something. Yeah. I don't know.

I'm, I'm a whore for like anything but the logo on a helmet. You know what I mean? Like Bengals, Eagles, Rams, they all have like their like

Vikings. They have like their thing. Yeah. But if it's just like the Colts logo, I'm like, all right. But I mean, they get a pass

because they're like a traditional team. But, uh, so yeah, I like them. No, When I think of the Ravens, I think purple. So I'm like, yeah, sure, do it.

God, how NFC are they? They really are. Dude, the Ravens are very NFC team. Defense, purple, black, Baltimore. They could switch over and nobody would know. Yeah. Packers, Ravens, Super Bowl. Oh, my God.

Who's not watching? Go Packers. somebody messaged me yesterday when I reposted out of yours it was just quotes I think we're actually a Packers fan podcast and I was like yeah do we actually know they said wait do we actually like the Packers in quotes we just talk about I'm on green for a little bit dude homie I went to Naphtown Thrift and got this hat and the guy at Naphtown Thrift was like yo bro I got some hats I'll show they're in the back.

And he brought out like four hats. Three of them were Green Bay. He's like, because I know you're secretly a Packers fan. I was like, they were so sick. Wouldn't to buy each one. How about,

uh, old Kenny on Twitter, tagging us in the Southern Miss volleyball Brett Far of hat. Cop it. Kenny Cruz. O.G. Clubhouse gets it.

He gets it. Kenny Cruz. What a name. Can be fake, right? I know. Dude, if your last name's cruise. Man, tonight. Tough.

Tough. Be tough. Tonight, Big Night Indy. Kenny Chesney's in town. Got up. Breaking news. Big Night in Indianapolis. So Kenny Chesney in town.

Mega ticket. That's what to say, dude. All the mega ticket high schoolers are filling their water bottles right now. Going to pass out from dehydration before. Kenny Chesney even gets on stage. Hot Titoes and a Kroger's water bottle. Wouldn't have it any other way. The Kroger's bottle is all fucked up.

It's all... Only way to drink. Shots? Nah, dude. There's a crinkled up Kroger water bottle in my trunk. It's been there since last July. Literally boiling. I'm like kind of easier to drink. It's like so hot that I think...

I think the alcohol got, like burned out of it. You know, when you're boiling something, you know, when they're doing like, you know, all the bacteria leaves if you boil it hot or not. Vodka sauce. You just getting so hot, the alcohol just goes away. Vodka sauce.

Holyho. Yeah, big night up there. Also, this will be after recorded, but I'm throwing out the first pitch of the Indians game tonight. Oh, my God. All right, bro. Hey What are you going to go with

Hey you're going to put your hat like this Remember Dantrell Willis did that I was like that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life Donra Willis Pedro Strope Did he do that? Yeah Bob Costas like Eviscerated him on air When he was doing a Cardinals Cubs game one time

And then he had to apologize for it after Because his hat was like that Yeah I hate the baseball by the book guys Thank God this isn't a sports podcast but you know what I mean? I'm like, let the guys not, can we not be nerds and every, like,

come on. They understand their respect, but like let them like get a little freaky from time to time. Oh, Bobby was not happy about that. But no, I'm, I'm taking the kid out there again. I did the, yeah, I did it at Wisconsin Timber Rattlers

and that went well. And I like taking my son to do cool stuff. and so I'm going out there with him. Keep that mojo going. Yeah, this time don't hold them though. Just like set them aside and blaze one. Really? Really?

I've thought about that. You know, I've thought about actually like throwing a pitch and just letting it fly. Do it. And if you mess up, like, who hasn't messed up? Just be like, just have them toss you the ball and then rip it, dude.

That's not a bad idea. I just feel like it's so much cuter and so much more memorable when I'm like holding him, you know? I mean, it is, but you already did it. Not that you can't do it again. But I mean, you probably will have a couple more of these down the line, too. Just roast one. I was, yeah.

I mean, I was, that's a hope at least. But yeah, I do kind of want to rip one. J.J. McCarthy did it at the Twins game earlier this week. And he like just launched it way outside, which is surprising. But he like fired it, you know. Dude, do it. Please do it. But then I'm like, is that like, you know, is that like, oh, God, like try hard guy, you know?

Well, you play, just let one go, bro. And look at the, look at the camera after and go clubhouse. I'm just kidding. Yeah, they pitch. They were like, do you want, like, your son can throw one too? You can throw on side by side. And I was like, yeah, that'd be cool. But like, maybe in a couple of years, like, if Frank don't know what's going on,

he would be so confused you know he's gonna love that yeah so we'll see maybe I think it'll be a game time they'll hold them up still maybe I'll hold him and fire it fuck it I don't I would I would wouldn't I'd be a little scared

that I'd like squeeze them too hard or something or drop them on the follow through yeah that'd be a bad look would be a bad look anyways gas one in there we'll see hits the up Please.

Please. All right, let's check the clubhouse. Kenny Chesney in town tonight. If you want to win tickets, be the ninth emailer at Team These Guys at gmail.com. Oh, God. Could do the rake voice all day. All right.

This is from Aaron, M-B-F-A-F-G. These guys, long-time listener, first-time emailers. Sweet. Love first-time emailers. I was wondering what your favorite crowd chants were at sporting events. There's a classic, OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE, at soccer games, or the ref you suck. After a bad call at a basketball game. In high school, I remember playing out on an away gym for a basketball game, and as our names were getting announced, the opposing students section would face away from us and say,

You suck in unison after each name. Keep up the great work and putting on for Indy. Smack my ass with a hot barrel of the Plexico Burses gun after he shot his leg with it. Hot barrel. Man, first, that's smoking, too. First emailer, got to love it. Love when they just, you know, they listen and then, and then they come through. Yeah, they had to change that.

You can't do like the, back when we were in high school, when you're every gym you're in a way opponent and every gym during the starting lineups

every starting player the whole student section would probably have a newspaper in front of their face and then they go who's she

dude that's so funny man the first time I heard that I was like this is so real who's she yeah I was like intimidating a shit

when I would go to like Ron Collie basketball games when I was a kid and that would be going on and it's like, damn, ruthless. So loud too and so together and so against the other two.

I was like, this is crazy. They will bring up some personal shit on you too if they know. Her chance at a sporting event. Get a boop! That's really it. Every loose ball, get a ball, get a ball, get a ball, get a ball.

I haven't ripped a good get a ball in a while. We need to dial him up and bring him on these guys' little trip and have him just sit off to the side with a mic and every time we fuck up or something he just

Dude I just want You know those YouTube videos That are like three hours of the Who wants to be a millionaire background noise I just want three hours of get a ball Get a ball, get a bag, get a bit Three hours Just have it on in the background

ambiance while you're like working on something What are you listening to bro? Get a ball, get a ball, get a ball, get a ball, get up It's one of those videos on TikTok where the guys walking down the street Hey bro, what do you listen to? Oh, just these guys get a ball? What's that? Get a bow,

get a bow, what a trend that was. Holy shit. Get a ball. That's the best chant. Dude, one time, it was like, dude,

it's just his face like on the screen. It's not moving either. He's just like, big old smile. Dude, whenever there's a loose ball, you only got one thing to say. Eight people, no. Perfect.

If it was nine, I wouldn't even like it anymore. No, but, yeah, there's a couple ways to look at it, though. You can do it like that, you know, where it's like, or like what Aaron was saying, where it's like the actual, like, unison, or I think the chance, like, you mentioned with or like what we always do with me, my brother-in-law and you, you know, whenever we're watching the Steelers or anybody, anytime the ball's on the ground. It's a fanbo!

Oh, that's so fire. Yeah. Any catch. That looks like Jerry Rice out there. Some of the other high school ones, though, man, you always had like when a rich school would play like a, you know,

on a private school or what have you would play, just Franklin Central or whatever. Not saying Franklin Central, you know, I'm just saying, the private or just the public. Weird school, honestly. I'm like, how? Where does everyone live?

I was always kind of afraid of all of them. So scared. I'm like, is this school AI? Like, where do you guys come from? And how do you randomly have like the five star athlete that plays at Ohio State every year? Right. Right, right. Not bad for a second.

But you always have like, you know, what would they say, dude? It would be something about like. The rich. Something about. Yeah. Yeah. we will pay you or something like that or you know you had like the

rather craziest one I've ever heard this is probably not like I shouldn't say it but like because they couldn't even do it but it's like I'm blind I'm deaf I want to be a ref when the ref was like

oh that's hard I was like actually though that's that's a good one that's good yeah our principal had come down be like hey yeah I don't know

Wrigley Field you're in the bleachers Left field sucks. Left field sucks. Right field sucks. You have the back and forth for the bleachers. In the same fans? Yeah.

It's just like within the game, you know, every now and then, you'll kind of get that going on. Fans would tell the other fans that they suck. Yeah, but it's just a, it's just a wriggly field, you know, fun thing. Yeah. Because you get left fielder's right field. All right. I'm with it.

I like it when the, uh, when the fans and the craft. at a baseball game, like yell out to the outfielders and the outfielders are like respond. That's my favorite. I'm like, wow, he listens. Yeah, wow. We have a relationship. Ah, from Bill.

Come visit Missou. Hey, guys, absolutely love the show. Has me been cracking up all the time and has got me through a tough year. You guys are so relatable and hilarious. Thank you, bro. Thanks, man. Want to let you know, I'm in full support

of your fall road trip. I'm in Missouri and Columbia, Missouri. we'd love to have you. The football team is projected to be top 10 to 15 this year with some good matchups in the SEC. Keep up the good work. Yeah, man, Missouri had a hell of a year last year. Well, the Cotton Bowl.

Not a sports podcast. And that's close to right between we've both been to Kansas City and the clubhouse has shown out to Kansas City. So definitely potential there. God, I can't think of his name. Who's the Missouri quarterback? who's like the all-time backup.

Chase Daniel. First guest. He's so sick. I love, dude, I used to, Missouri used to be my team on NCAA. Oh my God.

Jeremy Maclin. They had a quarterback that was so fast, dude, I forget his name. But I was like, this is the team. You guys are tripping.

And their uniforms? Jeremy Maclin-era uniforms. Yeah, that year were randomly like Kansas and Missouri were one and two in college football. Do they have a rivalry game? Like, do they play for a trophy?

Yeah. It's like the border war or something. A key to leave. Yeah. Not that I've never. Akeep to leave, Chris Harris in the same secondary for Kansas. Shut up.

And the red jerseys in the Orange Bowl. Hey, no fly zone. I was like, that's legit. I would not fly a plane over that stadium. I just, I'll never forget. I was just like, what?

Missouri in Kansas, one and two, November, what the hell is happening? I love that in college football when there's a one and two and you know they're not going to be one and two for like more than 15 hours.

I'm like, yes, dude, I love chaos in the top 10. It's like TCU's number one. You're like, yeah, right, dude. When Mississippi State,

first year in college football playoff, Dak Prescott, Mississippi State, number one, they go into Bama. Like the, They go into Bama

the next week get beat by literally like 42. 42, 7. You're like, duh, but it was fun. Duh, but what if?

From Lucas. Lucas. Prince of Mukumara. That was the subject. What a name, dude. Benny and Jojo Clubhouse since day one

as well as OG Express fam. Neal of Sussay. Love you guys. It does work. Was pumped to see you guys. guys in 22 snowstorm made joey cancel i settled with coach p after watching ben kill that shit ben can't wait for your show in phoenix joey totally need to rip a pack 12 tour out here in the west coast well lucas hey i went to arizona state last year maybe uh these guys could try to make

something like that happen um you guys bought this up probably about six months ago but haven't been able to get it out of my head to me the panthers are the most a fc team in the nfc and the Colts are the most NFC team in the AFC. Quite frankly, you could switch to the entire AFC South and NFC South and it would still feel right. My question for you guys, what is something corny that athletes do that irrationally

pisses you off? For me, it's when a player loses the championship game but then stands in the tunnel still, whole pads gear and watches the other team receive the trophy. They know there are tons of cameras on them still, and you know for a fact that photo will be on their Instagram later with some corny-ass caption about how

they will be back. Like, dude, hit the shower, and go home. Keep up the great work and slap my ass in a knockoff in Domican Sioux Lions, Reebok mesh jersey

while I stomp on a Packers' players forum on Thanksgiving. Much love, Luke. What an email. Every word, priceless.

Corny, yeah, that's pretty tough. Yeah, really just any post-game comments, honestly. I was just thinking that too, but I can't think of one. I was going to say

I didn't like it, wasn't it? No, that's not even annoying. actually like that. Like what during a postgame press conference, they're like on the court and the guy's talking and like one of the teammates comes in the background and like does something. I'm like I actually like that actually.

It's all fun, you know. It is so fun. Because who cares what he's saying, bro? Like I saw my brother-in-law showed me this clip and it was like just making fun of Jason Tatum because Celtics just won. And it was like when Jason Tatum is just trying so hard to make like a memorable finals moment in his post game

and he said like six cliches it was like doing all this shit screaming and stuff it's like that was bad man I don't want to talk about it too much because like he won and he's good so he can do whatever he wants but like dude a lot of it comes on social media now too though

oh I got one how about when like this is honestly what like my quarterback now you know the like Russell Wilson something he would do like this is going to Like when they force, when they force Like an ovation for something Like what?

Like if you Let it fly, baby Like, you know how they do ceremony? Like they do like things at games where they'll come out and they'll honor you know somebody from the military Right And that's great and I think it should be done. I love what it should be done at every stadium almost every game. Love honoring the military.

But what I hate is when like a Russell Wilson, it'll be like, he'll be in the huddle. And then he'll like remove himself from the huddle and be like looking directly at the ceremony, you know, getting the other guys up off their knee to do it. It's like, okay, I appreciate what you're doing. But I think you're exempt from this. Like you can figure like, I don't know.

It's just when I think when any situations like that with the force standing ovation or the force like, hey, I'm a player, but I'm showing you that I'm, it's just like, I've been a little over the top what can you do I don't know that's really

that sounds horrible but it's okay bro you can have a you can have a take here's a take that's even worse when players cry

during the national anthem I'm like dude it's only your 500,000 time hearing this in your cry okay after yeah I mean

this kind of goes with Jason Tatum but it's like the trophy presentation when you get when the When the guys get the mic during a trophy presentation, you know, always some bullshit, always something, some inside joke, something screaming, something about, and you're like,

all right, guy. Hey, yeah, I'm waiting for the next championship. Somebody just whispers something. What are you going to do, though, you know? We would do the same shit if we're winning the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. If we were winning the Super Bowl, I would be absolutely not just well.

ever. Yeah. What can you do? What can you do? Got a win again next year or else you guys are going to be happy so whatever.

Pretty much. Not bad for Feca. From Dustin, the terrible twos. Good morning, gents, love the shit. She got back from a trip to the Lou.

Joey was right. It's full. So we can officially remove that phrase from our brains. Thank you, Dustin. Question for both of you. If you can participate in a two-on-two league

of some sort with your dad's for a season that lasts like a few months, what would it be? It wouldn't be all four of you playing against each other. Just something that you do, you'd each do with your dad as a pair. Tennis, ping pong, ping pong, trivia, et cetera. Slep my ass and get a book, get a buck, get a bull.

Heavy D. You go first. All right. So, hold on. Run that back. It's, is that a Coors Light? No, it's a monster. Which, by the way, my mom, like, she's in a real health cake. So she sends us these random doctors she finds on Instagram that's like, the four things to avoid as a heart surgeon. You know, it's like all the shit that I like, obviously.

She's like, stop doing this. I'm like, mom, that guy could have bought that outfit of Party City. Like, how do you, what's his credentials? Anyways. You said, like, what's something that you want to run with your dad? Oh. That you do as a tandem. Tennis, ping pong, pickleball.

Man. Nothing. Uh. Did my. My dad's kind of good at, like, board games. I'd run, I'd play a little Stratigo. What the hell? I'd play a little Stratigo with my dad.

You ever heard of that game? Or is that just my family that had that game weirdly? No, I've heard of it. I've heard of it. I'd rock some Stratigo on my dad's team. He was really good at checkers, too. He used to beat the piss out of me. I'd do that with him.

I don't think my, yeah, my dad, my dad wasn't into World War II enough and, like, that kind of. I feel like your dad's really into, like, World War II. Any football coach. Yeah. Any football coach just thinks they're a commander. Just thinks they're McGarthur. Every football coach thinks he's he's commanding an army for sure.

It's so war, bro. Let's get out there. Oh my God, Doug. Reading, yeah, reading Eisenhower's seven tips to victory. You know, it's like, bro, that was World War. That was World War II guy. Dude, I watched a highlight tape. I just thought about this.

A highlight tape, my dad used to, like, make highlight tapes for, like, the team, you, Indy. To, like, get them, like, gassed up on the bus or whatever, you know what I mean? And I thought about it was well. I mean, they were sick, kind of. I mean, they got me kind of hype. Like, put some, like, Lincoln Park in the background. Just, like, dudes, like, ripping off, like, 60-yard runs, big hits. But in between every clip, dude, on one of my dad's highlight tapes, it was just a building.

exploding. Fire in the hole! Just like a big hit by one of their outside linebackers. Like, yeah, and then I was like, this is actually dope. No, Ty Pennington? Oh, I wish.

That should just be... God. I would do, yeah, I would do trivia. I would do, I would... My dad already hosts trivia. Your dad's trivia, God. I would like to go to, like, to

like, a different bar. like once a week and just do like Star Wars trivia or something. I could do that. That would be fun. Yeah. That's like, that's fire, dude. That's like, that's like the pinnacle of, that's probably the thing you want to do the most. Host trivia with your, Star Wars trivia with your dad?

Like, hell, yeah. I would go to that. I don't know shit about Star Wars. Play Star Wars music in between, you know? Can have some parodies in there? Could have some, you know, some soundtrack, some score. Oh, yeah. Where would it be?

Where are you picturing it? Mrs. Curles. Oak and Barrel. Is it building with that half plane still in there? But you guys turn it into like one of those Star, like a Star Wars thing for trivia night. It's like a, I don't know the name of the millennium. An X-wing.

Yeah. An X-wing. Just don't. Just don't try, man. I know. I was waiting for you to say it. I was like, you're just going to let me do this? Well, this girl, there was this, the girl did the golf outing who she saw my arm and she was like,

she's like, oh, my mom just got the death star too. I just got, it's the Millennium Falcon. And I was like, oh, shit. Sorry, that kind of sounded like such a dick. Dumbass. All right. I'm from Brady. Dad, quote, I've always told you, son,

all David Card needed was an O-line anytime Derek card gets mentioned. Hey guys, long time listener, first time email, I've been following you guys since the beginning, so when my family and I moved to Indian 2020, I was most looking forward to being in the same city as these guys, right, right, right.

I play in an adult men's baseball league on Sundays with Ron Kelly High School being one of our main fields we play on. After a rough day at the plate recently, the Catholic enemy couldn't help but go over my at-bats with the big man upstairs after seeing a picture of Jesus waving at me as I left the school.

Anyways, my sister is getting married in a couple months and I wanted to get your take on my role being the brother and the wedding party. Any advice would be awesome. Slat my ass with Aaron Rogers chin strap while yelling, check, check, black nine! And hitting John Coon in the flat for six. John Coon, wow.

John Coon. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Coon. John Coon. where you need me coach john coon in the cafeteria two lunches he's the guy that got two launches um advice for being the brother and the wedding party

the brother of the bride so I think you have some leeway there brother of the groom everybody knows you're going to be a big old idiot and they're kind of just expecting it brother of the bride The bride has so many Mulligans on everything on the wedding day

You know so if you're the brother of the bride And you're being a dumb ass It's like well just no one say anything Because we don't want to upset Jessica So I think you got some leeway Dude I'm out on that one Brother of the bride I would just sit back dude

Just let it happen don't be an idiot. Yeah, I'd say like, I'd say really be don't, don't try anything. Don't try anything new. Don't risk it. Don't roll the dice.

Sit this one out. It's not for you. If it's your brother, you can kind of be a jackass. And people don't like it. But if it's your sister, bro, it's just don't make it about you. Hey, right.

Be the last guy people will remember and want to talk about on the wedding day. Yeah. Yeah. Because then you'll definitely, be like excommunicated from your family if you upstage your sister on her wedding day in a bad way. Yeah. So I'd say, I'd say be the guy who goes and gets the sandwiches or whatever for the groomsman,

you know, for the wedding party. Like go get that shit, bring it back, make sure everybody's good. Once you get to the reception, be the guy who's like, yeah, you'll get yourself one, but then also bring back the bride and the groom, you know, like make sure they're good on drink. just handle all that shit so then like the boys from the groom they all can just be idiots and you're having fun

but you're also like hey wow wow yeah Brady was like really helpful and like that was awesome you know he was making sure we were good the whole time yeah because that's one thing that my like my wife remembers most for my wedding is that so my brother-in-law

he wasn't in my wedding party but he the entire time was just always like getting drinks for my wife, like making sure I was good, like was constantly just like checking on us, having fun,

right, dancing, drinking. But like she was always just like, man, Greg was like, on his shit. Yeah.

And makes it even better is I'm sure all you just got to do is like it's for the bride. You can just go right up to the side and the bartender, whoever will hook it up, you know? Mm.

So that's what I'd say. That's the, that's the play. That's the play. Sit that one out. Sit that one. All right. Last one here from Jay Howe.

Dad's version of NB4AFG. What am I missing there? Dad's version of NB? I don't know. NB4A. Maybe we're about to find out. Hey, Joey and Ben, loving the pod. You guys are killing it.

Anyways, I wanted to share two of my dad's dadisms. Firstly, my dad has his own version of not bad. My dad has his own version of not bad for a fat guy. Oh, my God. God. He says, quote, for a fat guy, I don't sweat much. Maybe it's a Canadian thing. I could see, I can see Rakes saying that. Also, one time my dad came home early when I had my high school girlfriend in my room upstairs, which was a big no-no when I was 16. Oh my God. Mom was on vacation. Mom was on vacation and I didn't think he was coming home for another hour. When we both came

downstairs, my girlfriend asked him how he was doing, and he answered, 60-40, completely dead pan. Oh. Which to this day still strikes fear in me. Not good, not bad. 60-40. 60-40. Needless to say, I got my ass chewed out after she left.

What's the most intimidating thing your dad has ever said to you? Cheers, smacked my ass with a binder full of hockey cards, while Luke Wilson, Seahawks tied in, screams, I am Canadian! and shotguns of Molson. You guys are wild. A binder full of hockey cards. I love the clarification on Luke Wilson.

Not the actor. The Seahawks died in. Didn't know either. I can't imagine what your dad said to you. My dad's like seems like he'd say some shit, but he doesn't. He would just like, you know, he'd give you like a look.

And he'd be like, oh shit. Yeah, you're that big look guy. Yeah. wouldn't really say much, but you'd know, you'd just feel it and you'd be like, I'm fucked. I can't really remember anything he said that was intimidating. My dad, my dad's where I learned Mollinard from, you know? Like I get Mollinard from him. Yeah.

So he doesn't blow up often, but when he does, it would be bad. Oh, man. I would hate that. Because your dad's a nice guy that you, I can't even picture that side of him. My dad, you can picture that side of my dad. Because coach mad, like, you're dead. That's scarier on your end. Right.

Bad, bad. And I just feel the need every time I say it. It's fun. I love it. Keep going. Exactly. So that's what I was always dealing with. It wasn't so much about what he said.

It was about the explosion that would happen where I was, oh boy. Got to get out of there. No way. I don't want any piece of your dad being mad. Oof. I remember a couple times, actually literally, yeah, you said you were thinking that when you saw the dad look from your pops. Yeah. My dad would literally blow up and he'd be like, Joe, you are fucked.

Might they be like, oh. I did something one time. My dad looked at me and goes, you're going to write that. Meaning I've got to write down something I did wrong, like 700. times. I can't believe that. I just did some dumb shit at the store and like he didn't have time to like discipline me or like yell at me. He's just like you're going to write that. I was like, oh, you have like, I want to watch a slam dunk contest tonight or something. You know, now I got to write this shit. That's insane to me that that was your punishment.

Yeah. That's so like Bart Simpson, you know? I don't know why, man. It just kept me in my room for a while, I just, it sucked. It was just like such a time consuming thing. You have pretty good penmanship, I think, for a guy. Thank you. Means a lot. That's actually the nicest thing you've ever said. Thank you.

Definitely not like traditional dude handwriting from you. I just saw, I saw a lot of dude, this is crazy, but my, this is dumb. All right, my dad coach football obviously in college and he like taught a psychology class too. and like sometimes I'd like have to my sisters and I would like grade their quizzes my dad would be like here he's like 20 bucks like help me grade this shit and we'd always just compare all their handwriting and I'd be like oh that's a dude who has that nice handwriting and it like inspired me and I was like I want to have handwriting like that and like someone would be really bad and I'd be like ooh gross I'll never write like that

It was always head turning when a guy would have like some real sick handwriting. Oh, yeah. I remember Will Shot and Sam Madden in high school. They both were like the guys who had mastered like the all caps writing. Oh, yeah. That's a big dad thing. Dude, it looks so sick. I was like, oh, man.

And you know they knew too. They weren't just willy-nilly going all caps. no they had that shit down and I was like damn and it inspired me to do all caps you adopted dad caps I adopted dad caps I did yeah yeah but that's

and the worst is when my my friends still talk about some of my dad's blowups because unfortunately they would be around you know on some summer shit when like you'd have a friend over for it seemed like like three days and you're like I don't know just stay I guess you know

my mom said it's cool yeah okay and eventually something happened and my dad would lay into my ass. Yeah. And, you know, I'd be mean to my sister or something or like push her or something. I'm getting a little too. Yeah. The boy's over a little too long.

Uh-huh. And that would not be good. So not so much about what he said, just about like how he said it and the explosion that would come with it. So that's probably how I'll be too working on it. Well, that's it from the clubhouse this week. Team these guys at gmail.com.

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Leave an email. Team these guys at gmail.com. Love the comments on YouTube, trying to reply to a lot of them, which have been great. So, I mean, yeah, it's like it's too many. But it's just we appreciate it. We appreciate anything.

that you know just the fact that you guys listen with us every week and have fun that's what we love so appreciate that Ben's going to be in Portland next week um philly july 25th raleigh after that get your tickies below um yeah do we have a question this week clubhouse homework have your dad write you a note and we'll look at his handwriting that would be you dad can do this for me real quick dad can you just write down these guys clubhouse. Can you just write down, hey,

have your dad write down, get a ball. And we'll just look and send us the picture and we'll like pop it up during the podcast. And we'll be like, yeah, nine out of ten. Oh,

it's all caps. Every one of them is in caps. Then the one that's like real shitty, sloppy. We're like, oh, your dad's a doctor. Nice. Good for you.

That's cool. All right. Cool. Yeah. Sorry about the late job this week, but we'll be back next week. So, uh,

Ricky Pruel. Oh my God. Antonio Freeman. Ha ha ha.