THESE GUYS! - Easter's over

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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Yeah, I just got done watching 37,000 hours of golf over the weekend. It's great. What was that about? I get it. But every second of the day, there's nothing else on? Oh, my God. The only other option, UFC fights. I was like, I guess I'll just kill myself.

What are we supposed to watch? It was tailor made for us to expand our horizons, right? We're doing baseball. We're doing hockey. I got golf. I don't know if I can get it. I can't know. I don't know if I can do golf like that.

So guys who like the Masters really watch, do you watch the whole weekend? Do you like the Masters? Bro, I was watching from Wednesday. I was too, but I was like, still? Every day. Still? Yeah. It's always just, I guess it just registered in my mind the last handful of years.

I actually started playing golf that when they have. turn, like they play the same course for four days. The same holes. They just like move them? Are they memorized where they are? Wouldn't it get easier? You're talking to a rogue, dude. You're talking to a four-year-old

right now about golf. I don't know anything. This is great. This is great. Same course. Four days in a row. They play it play for one day. Second day, same thing. Third day, same thing. Fourth day, same thing. Yeah. 18 holes, baby. Do they get better or worse? Just depends.

God, dang, man. I mean, I guess that's not bad. So when you go to the, where is it? The master's in Augusta, Georgia. Pretty underwhelming. I saw some of their food, like food menu. How could you not? It was everywhere.

That's what I was like, okay. It's cheap. That's why I hate that. That's the reason I do anything is food. He's a dog. I'm a literal dog if a dog was a guy. God was like, man, we made that dude. We made that dog a guy instead of a dog.

Man, I just wish so badly that we could get you out in the golf course. I think it'll never happen. It definitely will never happen. And I also like, I say that, but I also would hate that experience. I would love for you to get out there. I would hate to be a part of it because I'll be so in my head for all these years, I'll be like,

it's the second hole and the guys are like looking at his phone too much, he's already itching to get out of here. I don't think I'd behave like that. I think if I knew that you really wanted to like do it, I'd be like, all right, let's lock in. I don't think I'd be all wishy-washy about it. I would still, like, it's just no chance. I don't ever want to play golf with you.

I would love to see a photo where you're like out there on the course playing. just never want to do it. I'd have to be 78 years old. I'll do all that stuff when I'm 78. 78, I'll get married. So what? Start golfing.

I like Ben, but he's like old. That was gas. Couldn't get older. Guy who can't get any older. Doesn't he like have fake hair? No, bald because he's old? Nobody older.

Nobody looks like a baseball mint more than this Okay, 78. Dude, I'm 78. I'm gonna be probably dead, but I might be kind of lit too. I'm gonna start Twitch, I'm gonna start playing video games. Did I got everything locked in

and I'm 78? Always so jealous of old guys. I'm like, damn, you really can just do whatever you want all day. Those guys that are just like talking like this, can't. They do anything they want. That's it. Hey, my car, they got three cars.

They're adding additions to their house. Yeah, I built the deck. Does someone come over? Dude, there's all, it's all fun in games. Dude, it's Tuesday at like 10.30 a.m. If I was over to go over to my grandparents, like, pick something up. My grandpa was just on his back patio smoking a cigar. Andy Griffith show on TV. Like, what? Do you have any concept of time? Is this spring break for you? Oh my God. It is like what a freeing thing to see, you know? Like you don't got to get a post out later or anything.

Like, you know, you know. I mean, the day, my best day. My number one day. I'm going to be 78. I'm going to be on the back porch just like your grandpa. Everything's the same. Might even have a dog, bro. I don't know.

But around the horns on TV. or PTIs on TV. Just reruns from like 04. Dude, I think the two PTI guys, now sports podcast, they're never going to die. They've been, they might be computers in like 20 years.

No one would know. I don't even listen to them anymore. And even if they're like, even if that inevitably does, it's like, you know how you ever, you're like, how does bugs Bonnie still have new shit drop

That guy who originally voiced him has been dead for 60 years. Bugs Bunny still got shit coming out. Like, that's going to be PTI in 2078. They're just going to keep replicating, like finding guys who are just like Cornheiser and just like Wilbon. Dude, it's just both you. Just you, you pop it up as Wilbon and Cornheiser just doing their voices. Mull and Arrow playing two people.

How does, just contradicting yourself, that would be insane. When's an Oscar from that? Dies on stage. Please, God, die. As he's dying, woo, woo, woo, woo, who, who, who, who, who. Knife in your back, face down.

I always do check in, you're right. Like, I'll see like a Simpsons clip. The Simpsons, New Simpsons episode dropped last week. Look what happened. There's still the conspiracy theory. And I'm like, what are they sounding like?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Who's doing the voice? And it sounds better than when it did. I'm like, God damn, they're so good. AI is probably doing some shit like that. At this point, yeah. Like, the guy, James Earl Jones, who passed away last September, the voice of Darth Vader,

he, like, him and his family, like, signed off on an estate project with Disney that was like, hey, now that I'm pretty much dead. And then once I die, I give. I give you the right to my voice to where you can recreate it with AI. So, Dorff Vader can live forever. Oh. Salute.

J.E.J. Talk about that's the voice. What a dog. Never heard him talk. I'm like, what a guy. Yeah, he's Mufasa and Lion King. Subba. You deliberately disobeyed me.

Yeah. Holy shit. He dropped that line in the cartoon. I was like, I got to be quiet. Have you also, you've never seen, you haven't even seen the clip of I am Milfa. Darth Vader. You haven't even seen that? I think so.

My uncle got me all the Star Wars VHS tapes when I, well, because I'm 80 years old. And a, in a VCR. That was your first communion gift back in 1984. No. That was when I turned 21. projection screen we watched it nah so I like watched all the Star Wars movies like when I was like seven or something

and I was just like what the hell's going on so I think I heard it though man first communion gifts oh that was the first time I was like oh okay you're buying me a lot of shit all right my time to shine I had no idea I was like first communion all I know is the culture's drafted Edron James.

Give me some money. Why is everyone, why is my whole family at my house? Me and me and my first communion, 0.1. Please, Michael Big Falcons jersey. Please Michael Vic Falcons jersey. Please Michael Vic Falcons jersey. Damn, that's tough. Right after you got drafted.

I remember the only thing I remember about first communion is going up to a chiller and being like, dog, we got Edron James. That's the only thing I remember. In the gym at St. Martinvis. And he was like, hell. Yeah, dude, we're in first fucking grade or second grade. Forget the whole rest of the day.

Oh, I think I got a necklace, kind of lit, kind of lit. Resery necklace. Yeah. A different Bible. All these things, all these, all these sacraments and everything that you go through, why is a different Bible always the thing that you get? Like, my kids just got baptized. They got super nice, cool, unique Bibles for Baphyp.

But when Frankie gets the first communion in five years, I know he's going to get like a first communion Bible. Yeah. Confirmation comes. Oh, here's another one. I'm like, yeah, right. Hey. We just need one.

Who's reading that? Like, the only Bible you actually read is the one that they give you in high school when you go to a Catholic high school. And they're on the side. It always says like, you're gay because you're. friend wrote it on there. You're like, damn, on the Bible? Like, there's always the most, like, henuous shit written on your Bible. And you're like, God. The, uh, I was like, dude, do it on the econ book. Like, this is crazy, actually. Right, right. Now, I will say, though, like the baptism

one, the baptism one's not bad because it's supposed to be made for little kids, right? Little babies. So I'm actually kind of like, oh, this is like making a lot more sense. Oh, you can, the baptism Bible. Oh, it's like it's, it reads different inside. They, they dumb it down a little for the babies. Pass that thing over to daddy. That's it I'll be reading. I'll be all messed up 78 on the back porch with around the horn reading a baby Bible. Okay. Yeah, I'm getting down with this. I can do scripture this way. It's going on. on Matthew Matthew 24

hell yeah we're reading this thing in high school that was like a big that was obviously a huge deal but yeah you're like is it that big of a deal? What the Bible?

When you're eight that first communion Who gives a shit? When you're eight yeah because you're like why are all my uncles here? Yeah okay yeah that Yeah, I'm like, we don't all need to, I mean, you don't need to drive five hours for this.

Yeah. My mom's freaking out about my first communion party after this. Like, I'm good. I don't know if I want to do this. I don't want to do this at all. Like, I want to do it because I want to be able to go up there and then like maybe get a little wine, you know, but I don't want to do this whole spectacle. Didn't get the wine. Didn't get it.

Were you one of those kids that you're like, if I had one drink alcohol, I'll like fall over? Nah, I just for some reason nobody in my family ever got the wine. So I was like, I guess we're not getting the wine. Never got it in my life at church. My dad's a big wine guy. Yeah. Big wine guy. Mom couldn't have been further.

Your mom will look at it. I mean, I guess I would have, but just nobody ever did. I was like, I guess we're just not getting wine, right? That, whatever. I'm not mad at it. Just one less line I have to go into. And it's always like the alternate priest giving you the line too. I'm like, you're like the backup priest doing this.

It's always like the, they just poll anybody. Hey, can you do the wine? Yeah. It's like a rapper's name. Mon senior. Mon senior. Montana. Hi.

Mon senior downy. What's good, dog? I was always like, who the hell's Monce. What is, how do you spell that? Like, I've, if you told me to spell Mon Senior, you'd be like, you need to go to an asylum. Yeah, it was either Mon Senior who's giving you the wine off to the side row or it was like, Mrs. Langfordman. Your backup music teacher.

That's better than the real one. Your utility sub. Or like kind of, kind of friends. mom. Like, the kid that maybe you're like 11th on the depth chart for his birthday party and you go, but you're like, I don't know if I'm supposed to be on mickeys right now. This is kind of weird. Herberts's mom's doing wine now. Is she like qualified for that? I don't know if this shit's blessed or not. I don't know. Her house smells like cigarettes inside, not just the garage. I punched a hole her wall last night. She's giving out wine. I haven't seen their dad in a long time either.

Is he dead? Is that why she's passing out the line? Did he die? Oh, church talk, though. Easter, man. Coming up this week. Big Easter. Dude, already stressing.

Already stressing about the Sunday morning. Get ready. You are? Wow. I forgot you have a family. Maybe that why this is, this is why our podcast is funny. I totally forgot.

Because on Easter, I'm going to be like, okay, it's just any other day. And on Easter for you, it's like, yo, bullets flying. You got to plan out the hunt. That's kind of fun, though. Oh, no, all that stuff's fun. Once you get to that, it's fun. It's the get ready process. You got to wake up at like 5 a.m. to start that probably.

To make 8.30 mass. Yeah. Yeah, because you got to be at 830 mass on Easter at like 750 to get a spot. Jeez, dude. You know, and then so it's not just any mass, right? Everybody's got to show out, right? So, you know, the wife has to like put on the full dress and really have hair and nails and makeup done. And then like the kids can't just wear like jeans and like a little cardigan for Frank and like all out.

Little leggings sweatpants for Mirabella. Like she's got to have her own outfit. Like even I got to wear like a dress. shirt and a jacket, maybe, or a dress shirt and a tie. Whole process going, everybody's losing their mind. Kids are screaming. They want to go to sleep. They don't want to go to sleep.

They dress, but then they want to have a bar. The bar's going to get all low of them. And then the wife is going to be upstairs for three hours getting ready. And it's all going to come back down on me. And the dog's probably going to get out. And, I mean, it's just. Oh, the dog getting out is always the final. It's always a cherry on top.

Oh, my God. Where is happy? Hey, do you do Easter before church or after like baskets? I mean, with the kid, we'll do it after because like I said, the process is such a, you can't waste any time, you can't be distracted, you can't, you just at this point in our lives with a two and a half and a one year old, you got to get up, you got to start the process, you got to get them in the shit, you got to try to occupy them without getting them messy for a long period of time.

And that's my job because, like I said, the wife rides, she's got to do all her stuff to get ready. I mean, it's just, yeah, like, I woke up in the middle of the night last time. I was like, it was Easter week. Dude, you could be a war general after that. What are your qualifications?

Just got the family ready for Easter for five years when they're little. We'll see you tomorrow. It's weird, too, because it's like Christmas, you always go to Christmas Eve Mass. Dude, Chris, I was just thinking. Even though that's like a big deal, it's not, it's still a little laid back because it's Christmas Eve. Seventy dude.

Drunk probably anyways. They're going after having red wine. They're going to grandmoles. It doesn't matter. It's all good. You're wearing a sweater. Cool. Like, it's Christmas Eve, bitch.

You know, like it's a party, right? Shoulders are, shoulders are loose on Christmas Eve, dude. Easter shoulders. Easter Sunday morning? Dude, that's, I mean, that is the day of days, dude. Jesus is raisin. Jesus is risen. He has risen.

So it's different, you know, so it's like when you're getting ready for Christmas, you know, it's a Saturday, it's Christmas Eve, you got jingle all the way. You're flipping back and forth, the jingle all the way to the Idaho Potato Bowl game or an NFL game. You're good. Kids got a sweater on. No big deal. Whatever. Presents everywhere.

Who cares? It's going to be a shit show tomorrow. Anyways. Easter, though, you got none of that. It's just like, you're, you're, up, you're going, we got to get all the pastel, you got to get the tie on, right? You dress up more for Easter than you do for Christmas. It's weird. But seven PM rolls around on Easter. Jobs done. Dude, 3 PM rolls around on Easter. I'm dumb drunk. You have to. You have no choice.

Ah! Alcohol! Need to drink. Give me beer. Beer. Here, here, here, here, bear, bear, I can't stand this anymore. Kids got their shit ready. We're good. Dude, hide the baskets for the kids this year. We were running, me and Frank, we were doing practice run through as a fine Easter eggs the other day. Oh, that's cool.

Was he like rolling around the ground, like army crawling and stuff? No, it was inside. Go, go, go, go, go. You were timing them. Doing a three cone drill with Easter eggs. Scoop, scop. That'll come later. But right now it's just because he constantly needs something.

to do. And Saul's like, yeah, let's try to, let's get ready for this week, man. So I'm going to put some put some eggs out. You go find them, right? I occupied them for like 30 minutes. Pretty good. What are you putting in the eggs? Putting money in there? No. Coins. Did, if I found a, if I found an egg with a quarter in it, I'm good. That was big. A big ass quarter? Quarter's like good. You've got the 50-s-sit ones with a two. A made-a-old. A made-a-old. it. I made it. You always tell too because those things are a little, they just sound slightly bit heavier.

Mm-hmm. Oh, dude. You feel it? Yeah. This is a two-fer. A bunch of quarters, a little bit better than a dollar. Like three-quarters is better than a dollar when you're a kid. Oh, 75 cents? It's nothing.

Queens. I got the California one. What state's on the back? Mm-hmm. It's like when he lose a tooth. right brother kind of feel it you're like dude if I throw this at my sister's head like she's gonna die could probably knock her out I remember the first time I lost a tooth like at uh some like my grandparents house they hooked it up that tooth fairy was not playing zip lock bag of quarters I was like yo I'm losing my teeth every time at my grandparents I'm gonna pull them all out next time we're here start actively trying to bust them out right I went

through that. You ever have a tooth that like it's not quite there yet, but you need some, you need some money. You're at, dude. Going to town in the car and the way on my girlfriend. Burger King napkin. Burger King napkin dry as shit. Dude, that thing is hanging on by a thread and then all of a sudden, you hit, oh, bro. I could never do the, put a string on it and attach it to the door. That's crazy. I'm like,

that is self-harm. Oh, I don't know if I'm ready for that, man. I totally kind of forgot about that part of like your childhood. It's almost like losing your teeth. As it like, once you get older, it's kind of the equivalent of like,

did I shut the garage? Like, did that happen? It just happened. Like I don't have the kid teeth anymore. I don't, I kind of lost the memory of like pulling them. I know I did.

But just like when you're pulling out, you're like halfway down the road. Like, I know I shut the garage. but did I or was that yesterday we may never know dude the garage is the craziest you overthink the garage where it'll ruin your whole day god damn it did I shut it or not

how's there not a like garage cam it's been it's been the biggest problem in my life for sure you take that to shark tank garage kit is it don't dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Johnson Schmiddy walking up. Dun, dun, dun. Meow.

What do you got, boys? We never know if we shut the garage or not. So we were just making sure. So we made a camera. You put it in your yard. Is that it? It's just... Yeah.

Not even that. It's just like a... You attach it to your mailbox out in the front. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Or just attached to the garage itself. And like, you... check the app. And if the garage door is shut, it's green.

And if it's not, it's red. I got to see video, dude. Don't trust it. Got to see. Oh, hell no. It's green, but is it green from yesterday? The amount of times I've been late to shit because I have got like a quarter of the way there, been like, I just can't risk it.

Nope. I think the time that I'm like, no, you're good. It's a time that I show back up and everything from your garage is gone. Hey, what's in it anyway? I've thought about that too. Hey, if it's open, they can have it. They can have it. What, there's four bikes, a wagon, shovel.

It's always the weirdest shit in your garage. Big red bat. A weed eater that I haven't used in four years. It hasn't had wire in it since 2016. House for sale signs? Like, what are they going to take? The fridge? Go, I don't need it.

I'm fat. All with moldy cheese and meat. A bunch of cult guns. Take them. Take all that shit. Left my garage open. Please steal everything. That's hilarious, dude.

I don't know. You can find some crazy stuff in there, man. And my dad's got his old school cubs posters in there and shit. Troy Palomalo, who's sad head is always in the garage. Like, it's really, it's, it's,

it's either bang or bust, man, like you're finding some shit that you're like, damn, yeah. I'll take this fluorescent light up Bud Light sign, Super Bowl 44.

True. I'll take that shit home. It's always, yeah. Or it's like you said, cult guns and like empty paint cans. It's all that's in my, yeah,

it's it. Chalkboard from 1991. Has a bunch of tally marks on it for no reason. Take it. take it hose on the wall drawn up plays you go this way

and I'll get it take it I'm just gonna start leaving my garage open hey you know garage sales mine's 365 we're getting that

we're getting that time garage sales season I haven't been to garage sales so long take up your summer do do like rich neighborhoods

have garage sales are they are they above that. No, that's where you go. Because that can turn into like a festival. Are garage sales and yard sales? Are they kind of the same thing? Or is that totally different? Like if it was like, our neighborhood's having a garage sale and someone has a yard sale? Is that allowed? I think yard sales and garage sales are different. In my head canon, yard sales are the trashier version of garage sale. Oh. Are they selling the same?

types of things like why are they different I don't they just are like yard sales to me I'm like I wouldn't want to go I'm like how big is your yard right like if it's really that are you really you're just throwing it out there like you can't be that good shit if you're just throwing it out there on the sidewalk crotches are weird I don't want people coming up to my house all the sudden they're then they're like can I use a restroom I guess They start asking If stuff's for sale in your house

What about this chair? It's not, it's part of it. You go to, you got like Eagle Trace Like a Saturday morning in June For a little garage sale. The moms. Watch out.

The mom. Watch out, dude. Can't go to that mom's garage show. She's too hot. I'll say something stupid like once you leave there you're like God I shouldn't have just gone to the fucking circle center

mall with how much I spent yeah it's all way more than what yeah I could have bought a chair from I don't even know it Ashley Furniture my dad just loves to go to him just to like barter though

I swear it's not even to buy things it's just so he can look at something and be like how much and they're like man 10 He's like, would you take seven? Doesn't even want it. Just wants to walk away saying you got a deal. Boys always got to get some negotiations off.

Got a deal. All right. On what? You can find some stuff, though, like on some low-key, like baseball cards, shit like that. People that don't even know what they have. You're like, okay. Baseball cards. Baseball cards.

slash garage decor. It's all junk. Like I said, you walk into Eagle Trace or wherever you are in the country, your version of Eagle Trace neighborhood. You walk in there, like I said, you will. You'll find like a gigantic Super Bowl, Miller Light, fully functional LED garage sign for like 15 bucks. You're like, you sure? You sure? Yeah.

Full box of baseball cards. Their son just moved out of the house to go to college, selling all. all of his jerseys. I'm your son now. Can I actually just take over? Yeah. Can I move in? How much is rent?

Dude, when people get real wild, like my grandpa would do this shit. Some people, they'll, like, you go up to a garage sale and they got like boxes of donuts where you can buy a donut for 50 cents.

Dude, I'm so down with that. I might even buy something else. Apple cider or a Coke, too. Hot apples. They're doing it like that? Full customer service, baby. My pleasure after that.

Can I get a haircut? Yeah, probably. You walk on my back? Also, my grandpa can flirt with your mom and then try to sell your dad as Mercedes from 1994. Came away with a car. Yeah. Got a deal on it. All right.

Yeah. Hey, have we decided, we definitely have Easter and ham? What's going on? Eastern ham? Yeah. Yeah. I hate ham is like, dude, ham is D3 of meat.

Like, who's going to the store, lunch? I need lunch meat and getting ham. Dude, Turkey's the god of lunch meat. But even like, but even I'm talking like holiday sliced meats. I feel like ham gets the nod over turkey besides Thanksgiving.

I'm just trying to figure out the correlation of ham and Easter. I was just thinking lunchmates, like if we're at the, if we're at the deli. Sure. Which one? Like, ham is so low on the, I don't know. They just designated ham to Easter. We're just like, I don't know. They're just looped in everything everybody hates.

I don't know. The only correlation I can think of is green eggs and ham is the only reason. But just because that's eggs, though. It's not supposed to be good. It doesn't even the same category. I don't know, man. They just did it. They were like, we need, it needs a meat. God, if, dude, Easter needs a rebrand so bad. We should. Do we do that? Yeah, yeah. What should it be? It's rebrand Easter. How's this for size?

Easter, it doesn't have a pie or any, or a dessert, doesn't it? It's all just candy. Their dessert is some shit like, like potato set, like, you know, like pistachio salad or some shit. Easter, please, please redo it. I'm gonna see what I got here on this. Easter needs to be like... See, what's gonna happen, though, is I'm gonna look this up and it's gonna be all a bunch of like Etsy dessert

where someone makes like a bunny head out of Reese's. How about deviled eggs on Easter? Let's up the game on the eggs. Everybody loves deviled eggs. They're not really designated to anything. To incorporate that, it's eggs. It's on point. It's on brand.

For ham, though, It needs to be like ribs or something. Like make people want it. Yeah, ribs. I mean, does ribs have a designated? I mean, I guess I could probably pass on Fourth of July,

like you're barbecuing, you're outdoors. That's hot dogs, bro. That's hot dogs. I know that's hot dogs, but it could pass. Yeah,

I mean, yeah. Or like, how about just steak? Is that Christmas? Christmas to me is all, it's, I mean,

honestly, I hear about ham with Christmas more than it. Like, Italian, obviously, for us, that is Christmas to me There's always like a lasagna on Christmas

You're like yeah Stuffed Warm Stuff shells on Christmas Smack my ass Throw me off the balcony I want to land on the star Of the tree

This one doesn't make sense I guess I looked up Easter desserts according to Google Kuline pie Shut up Carrot cake I could get

Oh That's hard Now we're talking bro put some respect on carrot cake. Yes. Everybody acts like it. Let's go.

You got carrot cake with some good icing on it. That's nice. Gang. With the icing in between too. I mean, the carrot cake's not exactly the best cake. It is pretty good though. With the raisins in it,

real white people shit there, but it's so good. I'm sick of people hating on white people liking raisins. They're gas. My kids love it. I mean, the little red box? Throw it at my ass. All right, I get down with Easter carrot cake.

That's cool. A lot of icing on top of it. Bonus points, if there's a drawing of a bunny with maybe some grass and the green icing, cool with it. That's amazing. We got to settle on a different meat, though. We do. I can't do ham, sliced ham on Easter for some reason. That doesn't match.

Pot pie. and pop-pie. How's this sounded? My mother-in-law threw this out here. We're hosting evening Easter at our house. Salmon? Oh. I hate fish.

You always got that, girl. I don't like eat things from the water. I just don't. Shut the, bro, there's always that girl. You've been in L.A. too long. Yeah, that's true. Girls in the Midwest,

I'll eat anything. Salmon's already gone. Stuffed. I can get down with that, though. Yeah, it's not even... Salmon is it. It's not even good for you. It's just deep-fried salmon.

Fistakes. Deep-fried salmon and franks. Because I put that shit on everything. Would be gas. Dude, salmon. Salmon. Salmon a little like... Like egg salad or something, you know?

It's too themed. It's too themed. Salmon would be good. What's like the side? What are they doing on eat deviled eggs and salmon? Sounds like you're just going to be shit in your pants. Salmon and pasta salad? Pasta salad.

Pretty good. Not bad. Pretty springy kind of light. I'm like, we're heading into May, baby. We've got to be a little, you know. We got to be able to get. Get them chopping, baby. Summer bods. What's up? Salmon. A little light salad with the blue cheese on it for that ass. A little carrot cake, deviled eggs. Shut up. Shut up and eat it.

Yeah, it's like Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving and Christmas, obviously you just want to gorge yourself until you just want to fucking pass out. Shirts are staying on, boys. Bull season. You're sweating? Who gives a shit? Back sweat. Easter, though? You got to be in. like a tight fit and pink shirt. No pit sweat when it's Easter. We're all, we're trim, we're cut, we're fresh. Hey, hey. Chicken salad?

There we got. Now we're talking. Chicken salad. So good. Haven't had it in a lot. There's a whole restaurant dedicated to it, isn't there? Chicken salad chick. It's actually really good.

Like, who would have thought chicken salad would come up like that? They got their own spot. Pretty wild. Yeah. I'm okay with that. Hey, with the, hey. Oh, I don't know if you did it like this or maybe it's just my family. Chicken salad with the sliced up grapes in it.

Yeah. You get a grape in that bite. Bite of the night. Bite of the night. Freshest thing you've ever eaten. Wow. You take a bite of chicken salad with half a grape in it. Let's throw the frisbee.

Hey, on a croissant. Oh, shut up. Dude. Hey, your dad gets kind of wild. You see, you peep them in the other room. He's watching something on TV standing up with a plate. He made a sandwich out of the croissant with the chicken salad. That's what I'm saying.

Then you look at him and he goes like this. Watching the Masters. Hey, he hides it from you. He's ashamed. And you're like, no, let me see. He like, he's, hey, he needs some dad time. Yeah, because he had to get the family up. Yeah.

They get their ass ready for church. So let him have his chicken salad sandwich with the Miller life. Can't see his other hand, Mikkelope Alter in it. This is this. I love a light eating, light drinking dad watching something on. Dad's always standing up, bro. On holidays. Has a dad ever sat on a holiday?

Never, bro. Never. Paper play. When anybody, any of the dads in the room sit at a holiday, immediately you're like, they want to get the hell out of here. They are done. Wrap it up. We got to get out of here.

I'm sorry. Dad sat down. Never seen my dad sit one time my whole life. Not even when he drives. Your dad on a plane? Just up and down the aisle. Are you a flight? attendant? What's going on?

Oh, man. Yeah, what are you? Like, there's no, I guess a thing that's like a big activity on Easter is like the egg bowling. What's that? You know about this? Uh-uh. Because I was thinking, I was like, what do you do, you know, like Thanksgiving, you're tossing the football, Christmas, eight million games, you're doing white elephant gifts.

You're, you know, there's a pinata for some reason. and Easter. I'm like, what are you doing? What's the, you're all getting together. The Easter egg hunt. I'm a dumbass. The Easter egg hunt. Yeah, but that's like not for the kid.

Yeah. It's not good enough, though. But the egg bowling is something that I found more and more people do. You're like hard boil eggs. And then you click them together. Like, poke them together. You make a bracket. You go against somebody.

Bam, whoever's egg cracks, they're out. And then you try to see what egg lasts throughout the entire bracket. It's a lot. I don't know. You're right, though. It's like, is there anything on TV on Easter? Yeah, it's always a hodgepodge, man. It depends on where it falls.

That's a tough part about Easter is like it always lands on different dates. So sometimes it's like final four weekend. Sometimes it's Masters weekend. Sometimes it's 420. Sometimes you're just watching Indiana Jones for four hours. Yeah. Like sometimes it's just a movie Easter. And you're like, all right, we got Sean.

Fawshank, followed by National Treasure on AMC. Okay. Oh, it's an Adam Sandler movie on every holiday, guaranteed. You, your uncle, your grandpa, your weird cousin sitting in the same room. Not really watching it, but kind of. Yeah, watching Raiders of the Lost Ark. I can't believe Harrison Ford's still doing this. Is he dead?

I don't know. Check. Is he dead? Everybody. Just buying time. Bying time. Just saying. That's all Easter is.

Saying nothing to say something. Thanksgiving, your house and food, desserts. Christmas, you're drunk. Easter, just buying time. Easter, when we leaving. Christmas, love it. Oh, Thanksgiving is, can't wait for Christmas. Christmas is, this is the most fun I've ever had.

Easter, when we leave it. Easter? Man, I got a chemistry test tomorrow in a research paper due on Tuesday. That's what it is. That's why I hate Easter. I can't think about anything. I don't even get tomorrow off. It's too in the peak of the school year where you're like, I got to test.

Like, you don't get any days off for Easter. Nobody cares about Easter. You get Thanksgiving break, Christmas break. Easter? Back on it tomorrow. Yep. See you tomorrow. Hope you read that book.

Hope you read your Bible. Even at a Catholic school. I was doing it. shit with my family. What do you talking? I don't even know. Yeah. Like Catholic school, most important holiday of the entire religion, don't even get a day off.

See you tomorrow. Make that makes sense. Nothing. Hope he had fun. Literally six hours later in a school. Jesus. He is risen. We have risen

in our back in school. Okay. To them. Alleluia. Dude, that Alleluia, that Alleluia song, though, when they hyped that up. Jesus is risen, hallelujah. Like, goes kind of crazy. Like, they, like, really amp it up. There's a good version of that.

Alleluia. Ba, ba, ba, ba. Hallelujah. Da, done, da, da. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Allelujah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jesus is risen. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. And you're looking around, you're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, you did. Always that weird. I'll shut up in a second. Always that weird before they let you go from Easter at a Catholic school. There's like a weird thing, like school gathering.

And it's like either they reenact, they reenact Jesus. Cross, baby. Bro, that is such a long. That's like a seven-hour thing at a Catholic school. Like, that's like, lock in. Like, you're going to be here for a minute. Lock in. And it was a big, I mean, it was a huge deal, dude.

Good Friday, you're reenacted Stations of the Cross. Station. You're at Stations of the Cross reenacting the whole thing. Just Fox. Carrying the cross down the middle. Station, how about this? Oh, my God. It's just Fox.

He's the one narrating every station. Station number eight. I don't know if they know about this. This is where Mary Mac. Yeah, you want to talk about the time that you were going to be in the crosshairs the most at a Catholic school. If you messed around, got caught and when you smirk on your face at the Good Friday Service, the stations on the cross, dead.

Station? You're the one going up on the cross now, bitch. But it's also like, what are they going to do? Because you're leaving right after. Like, I remember getting in trouble at that stations in the cross. I'm like, we're gone after this, though. Like we're out. Like you can't like sit me down and do anything.

Like everybody's leaving. See, but that's what sucks though. Like maybe on Christmas time they're going to forget about it over a break. That's coming for you Monday morning. See you then. God, man. Hey, this song now, Sometimes it causes me to tremble.

Tremble. tremble I was like he hid that shit were you there when they nailed them to the tree it's such a bad vibe priest walking out

all sad I'm like damn hey the priest is acting like it actually just happened I'm like Hey this happened last year too Doc Max Smock given an Oscar-worthy performance

is Jesus like Damn, dude. Bro, you really, yeah. Hollywood. Jesus Christ. Did you, do you have welts on your back? Right. Committed.

There's always the one. I wonder if any, did it comment your weirdest school tradition on Easter. Did any other school reenact Jesus getting nailed to a cross? Dude, that's crazy. Fake hammer sounds. Hey. I was always... It's flickering in the building.

Like, the lightning was going on. Do you remember that? No, I don't think we had those special effects. Yeah. Big day. The kid who gets cast as Jesus going Daniel Day Lewis on everybody. It's just full method acting on the 8th grade Good Friday service. I didn't stand a chance, bro.

I was like, I'll be like one of the guards. Guard is good. Derek, do you want to be Simon? I was like, nah, it's too much. I don't want to be in the spotlight like that. I don't want to name. I don't want to. It's a big part, dude.

It's a big part. I'll help him. Yeah, you were always kind of like, it was a weird thing. Just me trying not to laugh. You're like, she got cast as Mary? She doesn't have Mary. She doesn't have it.

I'm like, who's casting these people? Like, you know who Mary is. You know who Jesus is. The first day your whole grade walks into school in first grade. You get, that's Jesus. That's Jesus in eight years. I know it. Biggest dork.

Yeah, Cass is Jesus. I'm like his skinny ass. Something. You think he looks good in a towel? Come on, man. All right. Let's get to the club house. Team news guys at gmail.com.

Dot com. That's from Chris. It's Benny's jawline. Hey, boys, Benny, I'm low-key pissed of you because you're so GD handsome and you said your skincare routine and you're just shaving. Come on, man. Give me some damn hope. Joey, you give off the vibes of being a very calm and patient father, husband, despite having a busy career. I'm a husband and a father of a two-year-old and we're planning on having a second soon. Do you have a TV movie dad that you draw inspiration from or have a certain way you try to

approach with parenting? Mine would be Ted Lasso. If you haven't seen the show yet, I'd highly recommend it. Slap my house while I sniff a fresh thick. a pine tart and say, ah-ah, that's the stuff. Thanks, Chris. For all the kind words, yeah, I haven't seen that lasso. My parents have a dog named lasso, so kind of have to. Damn. Yeah, Ben, is that really just here? You're just down to shave it? Shaving in water. That's you? For skin care? Yeah, I just shave. I mean, I guess it does. I mean, it's not be, it's just because I don't know any better and I don't want to like, all of a bunch of skin care products.

I, one thing I can't, I don't wrap, I can't wrap my head around is how girls will use like 75 things on their face. Yeah. I'm like, I think that's a little insane. One or two things I get it. But I usually just, yeah, just shave. Inspo from TV family dads. Who's the coolest TV dad?

I kind of think that guy from full house. I mean, it's because I'm 78 years old. That guy from Full House was kind of like, kind of chill. Yeah, Danny Tanner. Bob Sagitt. Pretty popular one. I bet that would come up.

Who's Boy Meets World's Dad? Corey. Frank Costanza. That's actually what my son's named after. Oh, that's a good dad. That's a good dad. That's a fire dad. That's not true.

My son's not named after. after him. But Frank Costanza's hilarious. Just Caliando. Wouldn't draw inspiration from him, I guess. Maybe a little bit. Maybe like when they get older and shit, and I can tell them about serenarity now.

Really, though, the show, this is us. Milo Vita McGilielia, he plays Jack Peterson, and he's a pretty kick-ass fictional dad. I'm always just like, all right, it's kind of sad because he dies when his kids are 17, so don't want that to happen. but I'm like, that's good inspiration to have from a fictional dad, you know. Obviously, you take a bunch of shit from your own dad, which I already am just like morphing into.

It's crazy. For sure. You might be more. The other day, the other day, Frankie, he was like asking for something. I can't remember like a snack or like a show to he put on. And I was like, no, can't do it. He's like, why? And I was like, government ruling.

They came in and said that's not allowed anymore. You'd get arrested. My sister was right there. She was like, okay, dad. Wow. Government, pulled out the government ruling. My dad would do that shit so much when we were little. I'd be like, and it would piss you off because you know he was trying, like, he was trying to be real, but also joking.

You're like, there's just no way. So why are you even saying that? But now as a dad, I'm like, I don't know, that kind of think it's funny. Government said no today, no TV. sorry like my my dad always he still would do this shit when we were younger and you remember you and your sister's probably more like this but like you know you want you pass McDonald's and you like want it so bad like oh my goddanoly one a cheeseburger one thing I want the kids man my cheeseburger my dad would be like no can't we're going to a special place tonight you'd be like what what he's like

it's a real hot new spot called lorry's kitchen oh my god dude That's funny though, bro. That's funny as hell. Yeah, because he's not your dad and you weren't eight years old wanting a double cheeseburger. And then you get, you think you're maybe going to someplace school and he just drops your, he just drops our eating at home. You're thinking Johnny Rockets. Really? Oh, we're just eating at home.

Grilled chicken again. God damn it. Baked chicken, dog. Baked chicken. Every time. With green beans and like weirdly, my mom had the circle pineapple. She didn't have like dice pineapple. Wow.

She's slicing that or picking that up from Meyer? I can't remember. But she was just like in a bowl, just sitting in like pineapple juice. You're like, I'm not having this soggy ass wet pineapple. Pretty well balanced though. I'll never forget when I eventually got introduced to like slice pineapple, you know, and like the triangles, like the fresh stuff. I was like, damn, mom, I would have been housed in pineapple her life.

It was like this. Yeah, she had it in the rings. get the ring, put it on your plate, and now my baked chickens all wet. Oh, actually, how do they even do the rings? You got to cut the core out of the pineapple? I don't know. Hey, real, real, I'm just thinking about cutting pineapples.

That was what was going on at Lori's kitchen. So. Circle pineapples? What was your favorite meal that, like, your mom made? Ooh. Like, your go-to, like, it doesn't have to be anything super special, but like that one that she would make and you'd be like, oh yeah.

I love, still do. I love my mom's chili. Chili night was a big night. Yeah, yeah. And there'd always be some garlic bread with it or something like that. That was just even more special. Put the chili on the garlic bread.

Vikings are playing. I love everyone. We were big chili with a peanut butter sandwich. That's so crazy to me, dude. That is so crazy. That's such Midwest, dude. I love that. I would thought people were kidding when they said that.

We never did it. But like, how good would that be? Crunchy Pee-B? It was always a, no. But it was always, yeah, three. It was always a hype night when either chili, taco night, which it wasn't like she was doing anything crazy.

It was just like ground beef and straight up, you know, hard shells or soft shale. Fun though. Fun. Taco night's so fun. And then spaghetti. She had meat sauce with her spaghetti. That's how she made it.

It's how she liked it. But you get the garlic bread too with the spaghetti. Those three nights, it was like, oh, Wednesday night. I just got a little bit more fun in the middle of the week. It was it on? I can eat at Lori's kitchen now. Yeah. Was she doing it on Wednesdays?

Is that when you guys had like a? No, I was just thinking like a night where you were just like, God, it'd be so dope to get like Donato's pizza. But then she's like, oh. Oh, Taco Night, all right. Okay. I can do this.

All right. I can do this. I'll go to LK's. What about you? Is Amy whipping anything up? Amy would go crazy on the sloppy Joe's and macaroni night? Dude, that just unlocked. My mom, too.

Hey, Super Bowl 40, Steelers, Seahawks, sloppy. Actually, every time the Steelers play in the Super Bowl. Now's for his podcast. Sloppy Joe's and then cookie cookies. cake for dessert every time the student's a rule. Can't think of one thing that's wrong with that. Macaroni velvita shells. Velvita shells.

Sloppy Joes. I don't even know what else was going on on that plate. That was macaroni and sloppy jo's so overwhelmingly good. I was like, I'll eat spinach with it. Sure. And like on a plastic plate, like on a like a summertime plate. Dude, we had like plastic, instead of like a hard. Dynette set.

In the summer, my mom would switch out all the plates and they'd be like cool colors and shit from Target. I was like, I love this so much. Look at you. Eating a sloppy Joe on the deck with some macaroni on the side under a big umbrella. Hey, hey, cicadas gone.

Nothing better. No, hey, bare feet. They're all black on the bottom. Hey, hey, hey. Here, you're putting them underneath your chair on the back deck and you have pressure on your foot. You're like letting the chair sit on your foot on the foot. Yeah. Doesn't that hurt?

It feels kind of good. Your toes in between, in between like a rail of the deck. O.T. T. Or just like that. It's kind of weird. Why does he do all that stuff when he's eating? Hey, hey, it's sloppy Joe just all over your face, too.

Oh, yeah. It's just covering one tooth, so it looks like you don't have a tooth. You're like thinking you're funny at the time, too. Old back tooth covered by some sloppy Joe. He's got man witch tooth. Damn, that's pretty nice. You forget a drink. It's too excited to eat, forget a drink.

But you go inside. and there's pink lemonade. What's for dessert? Pudding. Oh. Jello? Let's go. I love it.

A little cool lip on top. Puppy chow? A little puppy chow? Puppy chow. Let's talk. Baseball game on TV for zero reason at all. It's for the aesthetic, you know? Who's playing?

Mets, black jerseys. The Braves and the Mets. Braves, O-A. W-G-N. No, that's Cubs, Cubs, Cubs. What's the other one? Is there one? TBS.

TBS. Braves? Not one day went by growing up when the Braves weren't on TV. Why? Braves. No, in the summer, though, it wouldn't be Braves.

It wouldn't be on TBS. It would be on like Wednesday night baseball on the ESPN with the Baseball tonight, theme music going. Dude, you're so right. Dude, you never been more accurate. The Braves were on during that sloppy yo macaroni dinner. Jipper Jones. John Miller, Joe Morgan.

This from Jeff. These guys, tax season, Easter season. Oh, boy. So, guys, not cut up to date on all the pods as I just started listening a month ago. I'm only on TG 69. Oh, geez. I've no idea where you currently at. I just want to say thanks for the hilarious content as I'm a CPA and your castor getting me through a brutal tax season late at night as I work in my dungeon as the rest of my family sleeps.

Wife and three kids, age six, five, and three. Wow. Filiya, Jeff. Awesome. Currently, as I type this, you're discussing sleeping over her friends' houses and trying to find a random cozy place to sleep. Pool table, Ford is nice. But under the desk of a small home office room is underrated. Anyway, I'm a huge Janks fan.

Was there more of a badass random sports name than Chili Davis or Ruben's? Sierra both old jacks switch hitting daddy-powered DHS for the yanks in the late 90s, early 2000s. Legit named after sleeper ballpark food, too. Happy Easter you degenerate pyzons and slap my ass with the old school. Ti-86 graphing calculator that I'm using as I prepared the tax returns while eating some pizza. Some pizza.

Italian ham pie at 2 a.m. P.S. Chuck Knoblock. Oh, geez. Got them. Moose. Love it, dude. Wow, what a nickname. You could be moose.

Dude, when guys have animal nicknames, so cool. Rooster. Moose. Moose. Yeah, just throw, yeah, go over to Moose and ask him, what? Who's Moose, dude. Moose never not had a cutoff shirt on and drives the red F-150. Moose is sick, though, bro.

Just that guy you can go to for anything. He can, like, build stuff already. You're like, damn. Damn, we're 17. Moose House's eight sloppy Joe's that your mom made on that summer night over. Yeah. Sloppy Joe's. The bun has like the, the, the, what, what bun is that, dude?

It doesn't have the sesame seeds on top, but the sloppy Joe bun has like the, it's like almost like onions on top. You know what I'm talking about? Onion top bun. Oh, with the diced up. I don't know. Maybe it's just a my family thing. I don't know, man I almost been missing that

Onion top Well thanks for the email Jeff Yeah I got Rubin Sierra He had a funky stance too I remember that Sick name Don't know who it is

Yeah Taxes though man Yeah Happy happy tax What Oh wrong the CPA What I'm sorry

I'm looking I'm looking up onion buns you find it what you're looking for yet oh okay yeah yeah yeah it's a little too big of a bun though the bun's always a little too big I'm like now I can only have one sloppy Joe kind of looks like those little bubbles on the Bapa John's pizza yep it gives a little hit but uh sloppy Joe's I like the OG regular hamburger buns that you buy for like one dollar from Kroger they're just so pure

you're like this is this is it for me This is what I want. Got eight bags of those throughout your house throughout the entire summer. You just want to swing them around like this and just knock somebody over the head with it. Exactly. Dude. Please. If you, you could, you could hit somebody with a bag of buns.

It wouldn't matter. Hey, instead of a pillow fight. Bonds fight. Everybody has a bag of buns. How good. I feel like it beat in the face with one of those. Do it again. Coffee?

Hit me in the face of the bag of eight buns. All right. From Ryan. Subject line, Gary Bertier. Hey, fellas, watched every episode since day one. As a senior in college, I still hit my buddies with. I might have one. Have what?

Have myself another. All time. All time line. Should have been a freaking Bud Light commercial, honestly. Wait, which one was that in? I got to shut up. Go ahead. Keep reading.

Dude, that was our, that was like. Have myself another. Oh, that was the COVID one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I might have it. That like Chrissy Teigen retweeted. Like, that was insane. That was crazy.

That was good. Myself on. That's because that's like the, hey, I need some water. That was the first one of those. But then that one was kind of. was kind of the original of Johnson and Schmitty. And that's where the Johnson faces really came out. It was a good feeling.

I remember that night. I was like, this is the best night ever. It's like people understand this, this like thing we're doing. That's the one of you like, yeah, why was I on the phone? Oh, we were acting like we're in separate places.

But we weren't. Same apartment three feet away. All right, from Ryan. I got to ask, even though two weeks ago was game heavy, what's a game that you and your siblings are friends made up as a kid? For me, it was don't touch the ground with a balloon. You had to keep it up back and forth. Also, was a manhunt a thing over at Indy?

Smack my ass with the same energy you'd have at a 12-year-old, 1 p.m. at Kroger with your mom, knowing you're going over to Jack's house later for a sleepover, playing knee football until someone bleeds. Sent from my iPhone. Thanks, Ryan. Yeah, we did hand on some games. a couple weeks ago.

Balloon one's popular. Man hunts? I'm not, maybe we call it something different. I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of sounding like Capture the Flaggy.

I was too dumb to play that game. I was like, I don't know. I don't get it. See, what I'm saying? It's not that you didn't get it. You just didn't want to get it.

You don't want to put in the five seconds that it took. It was always a little too complicated, too, for me. Like, I'd be like halfway understanding it and be like, I think I did something wrong. Right. I cost a line that I should.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, which line? Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. Siblings. Sibling games? Yeah. Easter.

Crack the egg on a trampoline. It's play. You ever play that? Do tell. Do tell. Crack the egg was two people on a trampoline. You're like in a ball. You got your knees right here.

Arms are on your knees. The other person's trying to like bounce you out of it. Okay. And that's crack the egg. If you hold together. Oh, so you are the egg. It's not an actual egg on there. No.

Got it. So we play, I don't know, sometimes it kind of hurt because they'd bounce you around. You'd like land on your head a little bit on the trampoline. It wouldn't like hurt like that. But it'd be like, damn. Could like tear a ligament in my neck. but do you have a net around the trampoline hell no dude we were raw dogging it no net no net trampoline we are the no net generation i'm i'd go no net even today it's just way more like freeing and it makes

like the space bigger too a net like it like bottles it up a little too much it does but i just watch too many of those a thousand ways to die or whatever and i'm all no way No, no, no, thank you. Good. And I was never that way either. Like, dude, even when I was in high school, like we'd go, there's a girl who had a pool and a sick backyard, and she had like a walkout basement that walked right to the pool.

And then on the, like the main level of the house had a walkout deck that was right there that overlooked the pool, right? And I remember one time, of course, we were probably like 17, wherever that on a summer night. Like three of my best friends though this day are all like going up there and like jumping off the deck into the deep end. I was like, hell no, dude, I'm good. Land on concrete? Yeah, I was like,

she can think I'm a bitch, dude. I don't care. I'm not slipping and fucking crack in my neck, dude. No way. Shattered leg? Yeah. Uh-uh. I guess you can have it. I was never about the jumping off high stuff either. And I was like, even if you do land in the pool, like

you might, you might like crack your foot at the bottom of the pool too. Land in the shallow end, dislocate your knee? There's just so many things that could go wrong. It's just not worth the like brief thrill of. Yeah. That was always me.

I was never. I was always like, what are we doing? I'm just going to sit over here. Right. Then the girl's like, why aren't you doing it? You're like, well,

guess I'm doing it. Shirt comes off. Here we go. No way. No way. All right. Egg, that's pretty fun on Easter. That's pretty cool.

No, honestly, no. What? Me and my sister, like, I don't know, I'm just trying to, I can't think of anything else at top of the head. We're not doing that. Like, it wasn't just a video game or like playing with a ball out in the back and making my sister pitch first. So then I would just. Yeah, crank a home run and then quit. Yeah.

That's such the older sister and brother thing. The amount of times, uh, let's play this game. Let's play soccer. I'd be the goalie. My sister would score a goal. and then quit. And I'd be like, so I don't even get a turn.

This is insane. Like, the most unfair. I'm like, damn, you can't play goalie once? All right. Yeah. Just a ride of passage.

I'm done. I'd be like, I promise, I'll just keep cranking them. I'm sure you have to go chase it and everything. Just alone. Hitting other people's roofs. Yeah,

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