THESE GUYS! - FAKE WEEK

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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I was kind of respect it when because like my dad's side of the family, not many of them are big sports folks. But like it's just such an Americana thing that even they're like, hey, got to put it on. Yeah. Like it's just it's so it makes me comfortable. I feel comfort because I'm just like every house in America has Thanksgiving football. Love it. Is there a college game on on Thanksgiving? There is, right?

Sometimes I play night games. I love that. Texas and Texas A&A. I was going to say that. I was like, am I the only one? Not bad for a fat guy. What's up, Dee? Hey, Dee, what's going on?

At the house, recording a little podcast with Joey. What up, coach? Is that right? Yeah. Joey, how you doing? Great, how are you? I'm doing great, and I got to let you know that I saw the Peyton Manning thing this morning. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's hilarious. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. That's great. I really appreciate that, coach. I can't believe we're not going to do that. going to the Lions game. What the heck? I gave Tony wanted the tickets, so I gave him to her.

Good dad. Yeah. I don't shoot you guys fun. Doesn't want to go anyway. I would only go for a couple minutes. She has somebody that really wanted to go with her, so enjoy. Hey, can I get your top three Thanksgiving sides real quick while we got you on? Yeah. Certainly.

stuffing, sweet potatoes, and applesauce. Applesauce? Applesauce. My parents used to home make it, and it was so good. Okay. Oh, man. All right. I respect it.

I'm a stuffing guy, too. Good deal. With the cinnamon on top of the applesauce a little bit? Ooh. Oh, man. It's just like apple pie filling. It's amazing. I'm going to have to add that in.

Okay. All right. All right, coach. See, Coach. The coach. TG 110. Wow, what a start. TG 110.

This is crazy. We're at a different location. Location, location, location, location. Location, location. There's a station, station, station, station. It's all about station, station, station, station. You're starting to show it's about station, station, station, know about this?

Does station know that we're at a different location? The station know about the location? Station. You know about this location? From Coach P's house. Wow. Insane. Haven't been here in seven years.

Insane. Good to be back. Hey, let's push Tickey's. Cember 18th. These guys live. Live. I live four hours away. It's a day trip.

Come see the burpee boys. Let's all burp together. It's a day trip. A lot of cool stuff going on in indie around that time. Bring your girl. Bring the boys Bring the coaching staff Paint half your face

Wear Nike gloves To the comedy club Do it all Tape your fingers But I'll see you on the 18th Tickets below In the description of the podcast Or just go to our websites

On our Instagrams But I'm actually doing Stand Up comedy in Phoenix Also A little bit before that December 5th And In Sacramento December 15th

so get your tickies. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, West Coast. Finneypillotsie.com, go. Burpee boys. Always wanted to move to Phoenix my entire life. I don't know why. Phoenix is hot, literally and figuratively. It's, um, went there for Fox last year and it was definitely movable.

You definitely get in there and you're like, I could see it. I just always saw it in the paper. It was always, like, when I was growing up, you like, look at the scores in the paper. Is that in some insane shit that no one else will do? Did you do that actually? Look at the scores? Yeah. Yeah, I'd wake up.

be like, did the Pacers win? Like the division standings? They had all the, all the like the team logos in there, like those little pods, like the Fox NFL pods almost, only for basketball teams. I was like, oh my God. I would do the division standings for the Cubs. Like it was just something like all-American about just like looking at baseball standings in the newspaper. I love doing it.

God, man, I can't believe the Tigers are three games back. By the divisions really helped you learn the divisions. I was like, man, the brands are always on the bottom like when I was looking at the NFL. Don't talk about the browns, okay. But I flip to the weather and see Arizona. It'd always be like 147 degrees and I'd be like, I want to live there so bad. The Phoenix. See you there.

I think I just want to live there because I would just think of Tostitos the whole time. It's like, oh, Phoenix, everything there. You have like Tostitas chips and salsa and there's a restaurant and the whole store that's just the Tostitos grocery store. And in my head, that's what I think. Just walk into a store and Steve Nash is there. You're like, what's up, dude? Two MVP's in a row. How'd you do it?

just equate that with Tostitos because the bowl. Yeah, the bowl game. I'm like, okay. Yeah, the PlayStation Fiesta The whole life is just, yeah, God, so, so not right. I kind of, like, they, they shouldn't have changed you, but they're going to change it. That's fine. It's just, it's not

right. It's not right. It's like, it's like the jazz being in Utah and not in New Orleans. It's so weird. It's just Fiestable. It's right there in front of your face. What are we doing? But that's just my life is just, I, geographically, location. I just equate that with what bowl is there.

And so I'm like, oh, that's what that area of the country is. Yeah. Just Notre Dame is a sugar bowl. Come on. Oh, my God. There's just something about the sugar bowl that I love. Miami, the Orange Bowl? Uh-huh.

You could talk about this all day. Just Orange Bowl and sun. There's something about the, I feel like the sugar. I don't know. Maybe it's not anymore, but the Sugar Bowl, I feel like it was always played at like 9 p.m. Oh, always late as shit. Why is it so late when the Sugar Bowl's on?

It is always... Why is Virginia Tech always in it? Always traditionally just the late, late-ass game. Yeah, because the Rose Bowl ends. And what gets you is that... Just get over the little bit, sorry. What gets you... No, no, the other way.

You're close to Mommy. Clubhouse has talked about it. We've talked about it. What gets you is, once we get to that time of year, you know, New Year's Day, when you're on the East Coast, the Rose Bowl's starting at 5. It's pitch black outside and has been

for like an hour and a half where we live. Can't stand. the sunshine and the rose bowl throwing you off there. Then by the time the Rose Bowl is done, it's going to be twilight out there. You're like, is it midnight yet? Oh my God,

the sugar bowl is on. Something sexy about it. It's like the dessert of bowl season. You're like, so you get it. Like it's going to be late at night, dessert, sugar. Sugar.

I like it. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah. Now this is a sports podcast. No, not at all. And not like we have NFL game day morning on the TV right above us.

That's why just my eyes just naturally keep. I'm fully locked in. I'm fully locked in. I'm full. fully locked in, but I'm just, I'm liking the visuals up there. Yes, we did. We've done, also we did a Monday night one last week at my crib. We're doing a Sunday morning one here.

Couch guys. It's nice, man. These thighs. And real quick, I just want to, for some folks who don't know who listen and watch the show, Ben doesn't live here anymore. We don't live in the same state anymore. So that's why we do our show over the internet, over Zoom and what? not because we have to. Whenever he's in town, we do it together in person. Can you imagine?

I live 10 minutes away. I'm like, let's just zoom it. Oh, my God. No. Jeez. But I just wanted, I saw some comments and stuff on YouTube, these guys, uh, clubhouse on YouTube, subscribe where people are just like, oh, man. Yeah, finally. It's about time you guys did one live. And I'm like, I just don't know if they knew. So I want to be clear, make sure that we're not just skimping out on you guys and doing Zoom ones because we're like, ah, don't want to come over and set it up. It's literally because he's across the country. Zoom working out. Okay.

Yeah. But anyways, just wanted to clear that up. So these guys clubhouse on YouTube and you're watching and happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy holidays. Christmas is over. I just wanted to wear this today because I wanted to preview what is coming this week for everyone. And I wanted to be really kind of uncomfortably hot.

a little bit sweaty. Always a little sweaty. Always drinking way too much coffee on holidays too. Really? Oh my God. I feel like that's all I do on holidays. Throughout the day, you're having coffee.

Banging coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Yes. Like anytime I'm not eating or talking, I'm drinking coffee. Do you guys have coffee?

Because like the host of Thanksgiving always had. Yeah, you want a coffee? Dude, I'm running through their curic pods. Like I'll take out like 30 of them. I'm like, yeah,

I'm just, I'm filling up the tank of water behind the curig and shit. I don't know. It's just nice. I feel like, I mean, I have so much coffee every day. But on holidays,

it's like, brothers a coffee day. Man. You not? No. What? I don't think about that. Maybe,

I'll hit it in the morning, obviously, and then maybe in the evening time after second Thanksgiving, where I really need to... Wow. You know, maybe like 515,

5.30. Then after that second round of Thanksgiving, then I'm like, holy shit, I need to really get some, you know, get the system working, get some coffee down in me,

maybe because then you're sleepy you're so sleepy right and it's like I'm not ready to go to sleep yet I got kids and shit run around we got another game on yeah you gotta be on your you gotta be on your on your game

because you gotta like part of part of you has to be it doesn't matter who you are you gotta be able to entertain on Thanksgiving little cousins you're like I gotta like this is my responsibility like they're here

and we're tossing the football all day that's all kids want to do in my family on Thanksgiving let's play football let's play basketball I guess I'm playing all of you one-on-one. Yeah, always weird with basketball because you'd be getting a pickup game and it's super cold, right?

And so you're playing and then all of a sudden you get that feeling in your chest kind of where it's like, you know, you know cold air chest and then your throat? But you're like, oh, man, should have worn a coat or should have just shot around out here. Now I've got to go back inside and I feel like I'm sick. Icey throat. And it always gets a little too competitive. Like I've had a couple Thanksgiving. Like we had a three-year run Thanksgiving where it'd be like a real game. Like the older cousins would be like, all right, let's play.

And you're like, I don't know, can they still? And they can hoop, dude. And like all, like for some reason, we always had Thanksgiving at my aunt's house. They always had like the best outdoor ball. So I'm like, okay, we can play basketball, but is there even going to be a good ball? But they'd have one that was just like so dry. You know that outside basketball that like needs lotion? Hey, hey, the first scene of space jam ball.

Yeah, dude. The little Michael Jordan ball. I think I know. That ball. That ball. That ball. You know, the first scene where he's sitting there and his dad comes out. No, that's the end.

His dad's shooting hoops. And his dad comes out and he's, what do you want to do, son? Well, first I want to go to North Carolina. Fine school there. Son, fine school. He's like, and then I want to go to the NBA. Oh, that's a, you know, and then he says. He's starting to remember.

Yeah. And then he says, and then I want to play baseball like you, dad. And he goes, oh, that's a good sport. Because that's what he played. Yeah. And then he turns around He's like well then after that what are you going to do Michael And then he turns around and he goes and he tries to dunk

And that's where the opening starts And now I just go through the entire movie while you fall asleep No I was like kind of locked in But that basketball man that is the all time Even as a kid I remember being like God that's such a good outdoor basketball I can't think of it man I can only think about the basketball at the end

That he like puts in a duffel bag How bad does that that movie make you want to play basketball Oh yeah Like he's putting his shoes in a bag. Yeah. He puts a real fresh basketball. And I'm like, oh, I kind of want a new ball. What pair of Jordans were they?

11s, right? No. They weren't 11th. I thought that's where the space jam 11s came from. Maybe I'm tripping. He wore those during the game. Oh. The ones that he was packing.

Were those ones? No. Dang. What are we doing? Clubhouse screaming in the car in the way of their grandmalls. Yeah. It was.

Let me see. I know. it is here. Wait, really? It was the, it was the, uh, it was the, or what is this?

Yeah, it was the nines. Nines. Yeah. Makes sense. God, those are, God.

Talk about phone background. Shoes are so sick, you can't do it any better than that. But, uh, I need to, now I need to show you the basketball. Space Jam first.

Space Jame. Okay. Fat thumbs. Space Jam first scene. Oh, dude, this basketball's so. I'm going under pressure. Oh, it's, like, kind of, like, white because, like, the leather.

Yeah, it's worn. Look at that shit. Show him, bro. That's good. It's kind of blurry. Yeah. You can just, like, what, like, spell what noise that makes, you know? Makes a good noise when it, when you catch it.

Yeah. And you feel, like, spin it in your fingers. It makes a big noise on the fingers. You ever, like, play basketball for so long? Your hands are, like, kind of, like, cut up a little bit from the ball. Yeah. I hated that shit when I was a kid. Outside hands.

I hated when they'd get like dirty, you know, because you dribbling on the concrete and the driveway and shit in the streets. So then it gets on your fingers and like, ah, I got to wash these. I know every second. Man,

my hands would be so dry and dirty from playing outside. I come back. I'll come back out, but I got to restart this here. Yeah. It's like when you're eating wings. Like, after the room,

like, all right, I just got to reset. Completely reset. Can I get a clean slate for these? You got 30 more to go. Yeah, you come inside. And your whole family's like, you smell out like outside.

Smell like outside. Dude, my sister's like, you smell like outside. I was like, I don't know, man. Face so red, bacon neck. Can't breathe. What do you mean? Kind of redneck, yeah. What are you talking about?

Hair's a little wet. Just underneath what? Yeah. Just doing spin moves to nobody in the backyard. No, no jacket. God. Adidas Adidas swashy sweatpants like Adidas

baggy t-shirt, no jacket, mom's pissed. I was always hoodie shorts. Oh my God, I wear the same thing every day. I still do. Who cares? I don't care about that at all. Shorts meet snow.

Snow meet shorts. Never forget it. Put on a t-shirt. Snow meet shorts. I think I had one. like or retweet definitely was you. I have to... Like they're together right now.

Do you tweet that recently? No. I'm talking about Joe King back in like 2010. Oh, okay. I thought you brought it back. Yeah. The encounter. Got to mention them every podcast, that guy.

Joking. Crazy name. Did you ever have somebody at Thanksgiving that really dressed up? You know, one time where like you show up and you're already there and then they walk in, whoa! Everybody kind of has to comment on a little bit. Um, got a cousin that's pretty fresh. But, uh, he kind of sets the standard.

Like, we kind of didn't slack, honestly. It was always kind of like, hey, look, hey, look sharp. Look sharp, B. I'd be like, can I wear this like, I don't know, I had a line to start at one point. But like, it was about, it was about getting there looking like this. And then like around, you know, like 3 p.m. Can I change into my outside clothes?

Hey, can I change in a play clothes? I bring a separate change because I was like, I'm not wearing this all day. Like it's about to get serious outside. You're right. I got to do. I got to wear this. I got to hug grandma. I got to take the pictures.

Once that's done, I'm good. Yeah. I remember the play clothes packing. Yeah. Talk to talk to Unk for a little bit. What's going on? Yeah.

Sixth grade football didn't do too well. We got beat by St. Pius. But da, da, da, da. Watching the lines a little bit. your cousins get there, like, you're like, tier one cousins. You're like, oh, it's about to go down, dude.

They're ready, they're already wearing the play clothes. You're like, ah, ha, ha. Yo, dad, can I change real quick? Yeah, you get to the duffel bag. You got your football in there, kind of like Michael Jordan's basketball in space. You got your, like, receiver gloves you brought out. Like, just maybe I'll wear them.

Like, I don't know. You're kind of shitty because they're like, damn, they got to wear play clothes the entire time. They already had their Thanksgiving at their house. Type of thing, you know. They didn't have to be in the, picture though or it's just pictures for your family you know what I mean yeah I was I don't know it just didn't really matter but the real pick was going down like like in the backyard like wearing

football stuff that's where we like we had like a turkey bowl thing like we would get I would get hype for that I would like draw plays for that and uh we'd take a picture out there and like my grandma and grandpa's yard see I always just bread farved jersey on adida swishy pants I was wanted to like watch football I was like I don't want to play with you guys. I want to just watch the good, the good, yeah, Kurt Warner on TV, can't take my eyes off of him. Does he look like Cardinal or Ram? Can't tell.

Love him, no. Most handsome guy ever, only gets more handsome. Great eyebrows. Gray works for him. Good for you. Gray, didn't know his hair was that gray, actually. Yeah, kind of alarming. Who knew? Just for Mendel. Yeah.

Damn, what were we talking about? Thanksgiving football. turkey bowl. Oh, right. Okay. I was always too, like, I, I had too much going on that I couldn't really pay attention to the game. That might be where my, like, I can't pay attention to the game started. This is the origin story for both of us. This is why I am the way I am and why you are the way you are. I'd be like, oh, cousins are here. Like, oh, I kind of want to get some food. Like, somebody's asking me something. Like, oh, my sister wants to do that real quick. Like, I'd be like everywhere. And I kind of wouldn't be locked into the game. I'd like to, but like, I was just

glance back at it like every like five minutes. I still just, there's still a part of me even now at 31 where I'm, and I think this is what it was when I was a kid is I'm just, I cannot believe that holy shit, it's Thanksgiving day and everybody just like at this NFL game. Like an NFL game is on in the middle of this holiday. How are they there? How are they there? Are they having Thanksgiving tomorrow?

Did they already have it? Right. Yeah. Like these Lions. Are they fake? Is that just like every year that, you know, they'd have like Thanksgiving lunch. and the tailgate area. That's pretty cool.

I couldn't wrap my head around that when I was a kid. Like they can't have a traditional Thanksgiving. Like what? What do they do? I thought that about Christmas too. My sister called it actually. She said it works out great when the Steelers play on Thanksgiving night because that's happened a handful of times.

We actually went like seven or eight years ago when they played in indie on Thanksgiving night. And it was great. It was great because you got to have Thanksgiving, you know, do your shit during the day. watch the Macy's parade, go to your cousin or go to your grandmalls, have your meals, do all that. And then it's like, oh yeah, Thanksgiving night. We're going and watching the Steelers, bro. Like, it's great. At night, yeah. It's killer because you get best of both worlds.

But I'm like, damn, middle of the day. Noon? That's tough. Noon is definitely the most tough for me, I think, because I just throw, like the Cowboys. Noon is so early. It's 4.30. It's like, man, you probably could have easily had one. You're probably halfway through your second one if you're doing two in one day, you know?

Yeah, four is late, bro. but I feel like right when you wake up the lions are on. Yeah. Like I'm like oh shit they're already they're already doing this. It's a second. They're already down by. Nah, just one.

See for me it's like I always did two grownups still do. But for me, Lions Thanksgiving is my dad's side. Cowboys is my mom. Did you ever switch it up? No. It's always been that way. Always.

And you're dialed into the game. Like was everybody else watching? Like hardcore watching? No, I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say. I'm like on the edge of my sea like a Steelers game. Yeah, but it's just on.

But I'm just, I'd rather just feel like sitting there making comments about the game, catching up with relatives, of course, eating everything. Uh-huh. Games kind of just like an afterthought at all. It's like it's on,

but like we're not. Everything else is happening. Oh, Hey. I was kind of respect it when because like my dad's side of the family, not many of them are big sports folks. But like it's just such an Americana thing that even they're like, yeah, got to put it off.

Yeah. Like it's just. it's so it makes me comfortable. I feel comfort because I'm just like every house in America has Thanksgiving football. Love it. Um, is there a college game on on Thanksgiving? There is, right? Sometimes I play night games.

I love that. Texas and Texas A&A. I was going to say that. I was like, am I the only one? Colt. What do you think? Colt McCoy every Thanksgiving night.

Oh my God. For like six years. That's, that's where my love, my weird love for Texas. Sometimes, uh, sometimes Texas would wear the helmets that had the longhorn

and the number and the number on it's so crazy it's so crazy I'm like you guys are wild for that not even that wild though then on black Friday I don't know why I was saying like for me it's always the iron bowl on black Friday and there's always Mississippi State Mississippi kind of hate that and they're always playing on Black Friday and so it'd be like out shopping with the family and shit I'm like are they is that a thing I've never even realized that Do they always play on Black Friday? I used to think the Iron Bowl did that. That's Alabama, Auburn for the non-believers out there.

Actually, I didn't know what that was. Yeah, but I don't think that that's a kid. I think that Ole Miss Mississippi State is every year the day out of the Black Friday. Chris Davis, never forget. Yeah. I watched that on TikTok. I think every night. The kick six.

He's going to feel it. Auburn's going to win the football game. Bro, that is still, that's the best play ever. there's god home team radio calls nothing better you talk about the ultimate compilation or compilation whatever my family makes one make I say

compilation I think it's a lot of words the words that you can't say right home home radio football team or yeah home team football calls on the radio I just that's give me 30 hours of that because it's just the best

put it in my veins but yeah I'm like they care so much he's got it he's got it I got it stupid boat dude how about the you ever like

you know they switch over to like Mexico and like go to the ESPN de Portes guys those guys go crazy too like they're from like the game that's go I'm like they really care Los Steelers radio I love Steelers they go crazy

I'm like do you guys care like they call George Pickens Jorge and shit I'm pretty good They give some nasty nicknames on there. Well, it's just like that's George and Spanish. Okay. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure they do that. But George Pickens completely out of his mind. And he just made that up. I don't know. Kind of both. But anyways, don't talk about the Steelers right now? Okay. Yeah.

Black Friday, though. In the hunt. Love it. Yeah. You shopping? You shopping in L.A.? Black Friday? Never do.

Ever. Never had. Well, did one year. What did I want? I think it was just the one year that we were all together for some reason. Yeah, we were at my grandmas for Thanksgiving. Never did anything for Black Friday. I always wanted to.

Like, what if we did get a TV for like 40 bucks? You know, that's always the thing. Like even now, even like, yeah, like last year, I was like, dude, it could just get a TV on Black Friday. But that never happens, does it? And the deals aren't even good, are they? I think that's what always turned me off about it. I'm just like, this is so much goes into the shit and the deal.

Yeah, they're really not that good. here Black Friday 40% off but after tax and after funds and after shipping you really only get $10 off Black Friday you have to like

there's like a mail-in rebate there's all kinds of like shit that I'm like why would I know I'm like for what you guys are saying this is I want to be able to go to Best Buy get a PS5 and a flat screen 70 inch TV for like $500

go on. Why do I yeah in my head I'm like there's a line of people wrapped around Best Buy every year on Black Friday And there's just 80 TVs for 40 bucks in there right when you walk in. That's what I think it is. And like, and like for some reason,

Xboxes are in there, like the first ones. Blocky-ass controller. Yeah, I'm like, wait, I would buy one, actually.

How weird was X, like Xbox went from, what a, the original Xbox, I was always like, ugh, gross, fat-ass controller. I hated it,

dude. What is this? And then the Xbox 360 came out. It was the, if you didn't have one, you're total fucking loo. I didn't have one. I didn't have one either.

But like I was so anti-X-box and then my best friend got one. And I was like, damn, now I got to be kind of team Xbox. Because I got to rock with you on it a little bit. Oh, there's a Christmas that I'm pretty sure I was the only kid who didn't get an Xbox. The PS2 Xbox Christmas. No, PS2 was way before. I mean, I had a PS2, so I was cool. And yeah, I liked it.

I had Madden, NCAA, Battlefront. I was like, yeah, cool. I'm good. And then I think it was like 07, 07, 08. eight maybe. I think it was 07. Christmas 07. I came back. First day back from Christmas break. Everybody just talking about playing the fucking Halo on

Xbox 360. I guess I missed the memo? Everybody's getting one of those. Everybody's asking for it. You didn't get one? Hell no. I didn't even know to ask for it. No. Plus for me, you know me. I was just like, I'd rather have like two Cubs jerseys and a fucking Steelers helmet. I know.

Like a real like a real Steelers helmet? I always wanted that too. Some shit like that. Hey, how about the Do you ever have those mini helmets? Oh, yeah. I think my dad has like four of them. Like two of them are signed by Chuck Knoll for someone. Chuck Knoll.

Yeah. The oldest football player ever. Coach. Mm-hmm. Doesn't know anything. Doesn't know anything makes fun of it anyway. Yeah, the mini helmets. Many helmets went so hard.

There's so much better than the big ones, dude. And why are they like, all of them are like $120? And so, you could just set them. up in so many different ways. I feel like you could play in those. Like they're so legit. I'm like, these have the real ads in them.

And then like a signature gets, that's so much better on a mini helmet. Oh my God. You know, you're like, damn, it's all just crunched in here. It looks great.

How come every time you see it like a regulation helmet though? You're like, I got to put that on. Like, I could be, it's 68 years. I got to put that on. My brother and law was like,

if we all got Steelers helmets, would you guys wear them on game day? I was like, yeah, absolutely. The visor. It's up. Absolutely, I would wear that thing, the whole game. Two mouthpieces like George Pickens. What's good?

Red and green. No, I don't like Christmas. Of course, that's the only thing you know about George Pickens. He wears two mouths. Well, yeah, because it's like crazy. But does he do it anymore? Somehow gets him pulled out every single game. Well, makes sense.

But why would two of those is insane? So I don't. he's just George Pickens is just insane truly just the Steelers always got to have an Antonio Brown receiver for the reason

just a basket case man and again it's like I love him he pisses me off bisses love him he bisses me off he's entertainment though man

he is I'll give him that I'll tip my cap there uh starts crying uh yeah the uh I'm so glad that I'm out of the go out the night before Thanksgiving

phase of life. I think I did one time legit but every other time I kind of no one else was doing it. Everybody else was kind of out of town or something. But one time was like all right let's do it. Let's go all in. I'm such a I thought that van was a person in the backyard.

Okay. I'm such a I'd rather, for me I'd rather be like December 20. 22nd, 23rd, even Christmas Eve, I guess, think what, that's the shit. If I can be in a pub. If I can be in a pub with a Santa hat and a sweater on it, it's all decorated in shit, dive bar on December 23rd. That's it.

Bull game on 17 TVs. Yep, yep. Don't care about, care so much about. That's it. The night before Thanksgiving, it's too much of it. It's okay. We get it. It's got to be the most inconvenient time.

Blackout Wednesday. Yeah, we're going. We're going to see all these people we don't want to see, but we got to do it because it's a thing. We're going to put it out of a shot. Well, it's fun. but like the turnaround is too quick. I'm like,

God dang, we got to like be on our shit tomorrow for Thanksgiving. Like I got to see my grandma on like four hours. Yeah, I never understood that either. Everybody's just like, it's a perfect day, bro, because the next day you just like eat a bunch.

I'm like, yeah. And you got to be around. You got to be uncomfortable sweater guy. You got, you got to be on tomorrow, bro. Like you're, let's go.

Turn it up. Like you got people to talk to. You're just dead the whole time. Yeah, you're going to have drunk neck and your sweater and your grandma's dining room. sweaty back from last night no chance dude you take like four showers doesn't matter you still have like sweaty like i went

out last night feeling yeah you try both you try a cold shower and a hot shower like nothing brush your teeth so many times nothing's just so obvious yeah i had 14 yager bombs two hours ago nothing's did you just see it in your bloodshot eyes you're like yeah it's like how your sister said like you smell like outside then they'd be like you smell like i smell like artini dude i could walk in your bloodshot eyes you're like yeah it's like you're like you walk into a bar and walk out. I smell like alcohol for two weeks. So that appeals never been there for me. Yeah, but then actually you just like sit around and eat. Do you ever do it though? Yeah. So every, of course I did it. Never worked for me.

Run around too much. Too many people. Too many kids. Judgy grandpa. Like I don't have nappy grandpa. I have a napping grandpa. I have a judgy grandpa. Why is he judgy? Yeah. It's just like, he walks in. It's just like, hey, what are we doing? What? You just, You know, like that kind of shit. Like, geez, sorry, okay. My dad would kind of get into one of these sometimes. Oh, hand in pants. Like, like just fingertips.

Like, yeah. I'd be like, you can't be serious. You're really doing that? He was Farr Finger. He did Farr fingers in the pants. What do you mean? Farr. Farr have always put his hands in his pants.

Did he? Oh, yeah. Like when it was cold on the sidelines? Yeah. Because he's never wearing gloves, obviously. Had to sling the rock. Two bar face mask. Two bar far.

Can somebody Can someone help us here? That's the clubhouse bar. It's just called two bar farv. Hey, I'd be there on black on blackout Wednesday. I'd be there. You go to two bar farv tonight?

You're going to two bar tonight? That would be a cool ass name for a bar. 2BF. Just mini helmets everywhere. Yeah, dude. Nothing but mini helmets. They always had like alternate mini helmets too. Back to mini helmets.

Who even thought about making that? You know, it's wild. Does you have the mini helmet, but then you have like... The even smaller one? The mini... Plastic? The plastic... 25 mission.

Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. And you always like to line those up or it's like division rivals, you know? Who's playing this week? Always cowboys and giants. I'd be like... Can the cowboys play a different team for once? I've never seen the Cowboys play anyone,

but the Eagles, Giants and commanders. every week. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Get them out of the NFC East, please. The hell is going on? Just any other team.

Tows gone on. Station? No about this? Just going on. Yeah. To Clubhouse. Can we do that? Please.

All that I think about. All right. Here we go. Clubhouse. Team these guys at gmail. com. Send your emails, babe. Team these guys at gmail.

com. From Tommy. subject line Danny Smith's gum You know who Danny Smith's Baseball player Special teams coordinator for the Steelers Does he chew a lot of gum? Oh yeah

Gum guy is he Oh like he's got the biggest wad Of just straight up like pink? Oh yeah What he's chilling on I've had I've seen people with reports Inside the locker room We said that they have tossed some in

BLC It's like tough Like they're done after like two seconds Oh like you choose gun It's kind of like how he was like, you know, just like, God dang. Just fucking gnaw into it. Yeah, so he's switching gum out like quick. I don't know if he switches.

I think he just keeps adding. Like Ace Ventura style. Oh, my God. Yeah. What, do you know what gum it is? I don't. It looks like it's just straight up like Zouca. It looks like that.

That's a clubhouse question. Like bubble-ish? No. Like, you know the pink that come in the wrapping that you undone on east side? Like the block? Yes. I love that. Ben and Joey.

One of your opinions on what me and my buddy is considered to be jersey fouls. A. Waring a new modern jersey with an old player's name and number. Example, recently saw someone wearing a Cowboys color rush with Irvin on the back. He never wore that. Where did they even buy it? Hate it.

B. Getting your own name on the back and even worse, wearing it to a game in public. Always thought that was weird unless you're Clark Griswold and Christmas vacation and C. wearing an autograph jersey out to a game in public. Look, he sounds like something Ben would do. Slop my ass with a baba job pizza.

A, Ben City hates it. Absolutely, I hate it. Yeah, you can't mix. You have to wear which jersey they played in. The era. The era of which jersey they played in. And then also with that, I see it, not just with the Steelers, I see it a whole bunch of places.

There should not be a Super Bowl logo from that Super Bowl that your team played in if it's not the correct jersey color. Yeah. You can't wear a Super Bowl 40 Steelers jersey that's black. You could fool me on that. You could get me on that. That drives me nuts, dude. I see it a lot.

It drives me nuts. Be getting your own name on the back. Yeah. Like I can't really speak. Like it's tough for me to speak on that because I haven't ever like ordered one like that. But, you know, I've been lucky enough that I've had teams that I like and stuff, send me jerseys, whether it's a new one that they're releasing or they just like want me to have it. And they put your name on the back? name on the bag. I hate that. Well, I saw, I have like three of them with my name on the back.

It's cool if you're like 12. Like when I was when I was like 12, I was like, oh, that'd be sick. I got like, like, but like the next week I was like, that would have been so lame if I got that. I think my, I think my, I think Riley wore, I think she wore that to my 30th birthday at Wrigley. Kind of hard. And I wore a Justin Steele jersey because he's my friend. Way cooler if a girl does that. Yes. Like a, like actually. That was like. Kind of dope. It was like high school football and she was wearing

my practice jersey. Yeah, we were feeling a little bit of that going on there. So agree with that. I always wanted to make a fake one though. Like you ever? I always want to like yeah

and I want to like a Pat Friermuth one and said Friarmooth on the back it just says moo. I just wanted to put Fucky on the back of one. Wouldn't that be sick? We tried that. Walk into a bar with Fucky on the back like a Vikings jersey?

86. 86. What's up? Who is that? Fucky? it's me oh my god I always make so many of mine

wearing an autographed jersey to a game yeah it's dangerous man you know I mean wearing an autograph jersey to a game I wouldn't notice honestly if somebody was doing it I'd be like oh that's autographed I think autographed jerseers I think that's so stupid I'm like you kind of ruined the jersey

well what if you like collect them like hang them up yeah that's cool but I don't know I just think autographs on jerseys I'm like damn you could have worn that or something I'm like do it on a half a hat. I don't know. Every time I see an autographed jersey, like, I'm looking for a jersey online on eBay and I find it and it's autographed. I'm like, God damn it. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, for your sake, it's tough because you're wearing it on stage or whatever, but I think the idea

of a signed jersey and framing it. Yeah. I think that's cool. Like my dad has one from George Kittle, from Cam Hayward. Um, and he has him up in his office. Framed. It's cool. You got to have a nice frame job on that. Yeah. And it's got to be a good jersey. It can't be like one. You get it like Kmart. Right.

Can't be the wrong. You know what I mean? Like again, it can't be. Yeah. Wrong era. Ew. It's why it just doesn't work.

How do you not know? From Lou. Shirt and tie with a broken arm and a case on the bench, down 30 on your one and six high school basketball team. Oh my God. What do you say? A what? A case?

And an arm in a, uh, he's probably meaning. cast. Oh yeah. Spelled. Typing this out as I'm catching up on the pod and room service just knocked on Benny's door. Did either of you boys ever get injured midseason had to dress up to sit on the bench? At my high school, coach made us wear a shirt and tie and slacks to school

before every game. We had to keep it on until we got to the locker room pregame. It felt cool and all until you realize you're the trap game on other team's schedules to put it lightly. We fucking sucked. Then there was the weird injured player who's out for the season and it has to stay in that stuff the entire game, just sitting on the sidelines, fist bumping the starting five with his good arm in the huddle and the coach drill holds up the same play that you got two and six on the year.

Did you guys have to dress up for games? Slap my ass with a wet, rolled up, blue and yellow alternate Lane Johnson Eagles jersey that you had to look for in the box of shirts on the top right part of your guest bedroom closet. Gets the show. Always a box up there. What's in here?

Same stuff. Did we have to dress up? No, not for football. Dude, football was so fucking. It was kind of crazy how he didn't. I think about it all the time. Like, Center Grove, not that this is a local sports podcast or anything. They have to wear, like, button up and, like, tie and, like, you know, like, pressed.

Like, they have to look like that on, like, Fridays. And I'm like, how didn't, like, a private Catholic school have to do that? I respect that. We were just, like, wore jerseys rolled up sleeves with, like, cargo shorts. What a look, bro. What were we doing? Half the sophomores and the injured kids. who were always injured,

just down in a huddle on the far end of the sideline, just all in cargo shorts and rolled up jerseys. Fake concussions. What? No, but like the look in school. Like we had to wear like school pants

on Fridays, like game later that day. We had to wear school pants in a football jersey, bro. Roll up sleeves so tight. Yeah. What do we do? I think I did in basketball. I think our freshman coach

was kind of like on trying to set a cold. shirt and shit and I think he made us do that. Like wear like a like what? If you were hurt, you had to wear like a shirt and tie. I'm pretty sure if my memory serves correct. We just had to wear like we just had like shirts we wore. Because that was at the time when basketball coaches still dressed up. It was before, obviously way before the pandemic whenever basketball coach just suddenly

decided like, I guess I don't have to wear a shirt and tie. I can just wear a quarter zip and joggers. Now they still do that, right? yeah they still they still they still wear like film like I'm watching film all day clothes I hate it so much that's not basketball coaches wear a shirt and tie and a suit dude high school high school and college coaches wear a shirt and tie NBA coaches full on suit come on and it's not like that anymore is oh it's not dude I love baseball managers wear the uniform NFL coaches wear whatever the fuck that's got to change

the baseball one what is that dude I think it's hilarious It's hilarious, but I'm like, you're still, we're still? What are you gonna, if somebody gets, you going in? You going in, bro? If somebody gets hurt, 78 year old coach wearing a baseball uniform, oh, like, dog, put like a hot jacket on. It's insane. It's insane. Hot jacket.

It's hilarious. Football coach wearing full pads. All right, boys. Brian Kelly wearing full pads. Full cage face mask, neck roll. Charlie wise. Get out there. Oh shit.

Oh. Sorry, man. Larry Fitzgerald just tackled Kurt Warner. Got some crazy stuff happening here. Yeah, we didn't, I don't know. There wasn't too much of that.

All I think about it is like you said, the fake injured kids with the really lame team Jordans and cargo shorts on. So, but they all quit in the off season? My God. No, they just like don't come back

midway through the year. Like, what? So weird. I'm like, why would you, how'd you make the decision to play? If you're so half out. Oh my God. This is insane. This is from Luke.

TG NFL player name counter. Oh, no. Oh, like at the end? Sorry if someone tried this already on YouTube comments. Started count at 104.38 of the baseball house episode 109 after Ben says, we need a stat guy. I was going to try to go until the end of the year. No way.

I'm going insane. Slap my ass with a Howie Long cutting board. Bro, keep going. Howie Long, 40. Stevie Johnson, four, Dan Marino, four, Josh Allen, three, Tommy Maddox three, E.J. Manuel, three, Drew Bletsoe, two, J.P. Lousman, two. Jamie Lousman kills me,

Terry Bradshaw one, Brett Favre one, Ryan Fitzpatrick one, Paul Kruger one, Ed Oliver, one, Lederius Webb, one. Forgot Ben's Wayne Corbett at the end. Wow. Thanks, dude. 40 Howie Long's. Dude, our player

like variety is pretty good in there. Like some dust spanning. Dude, we got some E.J. manuals. I'm kind of proud. Throw Chuck Knoll on there.

On the fair day of Christmas Howie Long gave to me. Thanks, Luke. That was awesome, man. From Thai. Broncos Falcons, not a sports podcast. We haven't talked about sports once.

No. Finally, somebody brought it up an email. Sorry, this is a long one. So I had to take a drink. or my mouth is going to be like this. All right.

Hey guys, this is Ty from Atlanta and second time emailer. Last week, the shows hit home for me when you all mentioned the Broncos Falcons game. Yep. I was actually at that game as a Falcons fan. No way. Yes, the Falcons got their butts kicked and it was an awful game to watch in person. With that being said, I was shocked in a bad way about Broncos fans. My notion going into the stadium was that Broncos fans were the wholesome welcome to Denver crowd.

However, they were not at all. Well, we got into our section, a Broncos fan yelled at my wife who was wearing a big jacket. Hey, you're cold? Yeah, you're going to be cold walking out of here with a loss. Nice. Does that mean you? You cold? Walking out of here with a loss.

Oh, geez. Then every Falcons fan that walked into our section was booed by three to four Broncos. There were a lot of Jacobs sitting around us. The station did not know about Broncos were rude and annoying. Huh. Is there a college or professional sports? sports fan base that shocked you either positively or negatively when you're going into game and as in person.

Can't read. What's your take on home stadium fans heckling and talking crowd to opposing fans? Also, there were a lot of random team jerseys at this game featuring teams not playing. Love it. Are you a fan or think it is odd when a random guy shows up in a Hertz Eagles jersey for a Broncos Falcons game? Love the show. Ty.

Thanks, Ty. And sorry about that Denver experience there. Is he talking about the Super Bowl when they played? No, he's talking about literally this past weekend. Okay. Which they did also get their ass kicked. Weird. Brother-in-law bets Falcons every week and they always lose form.

So, positively or negatively. I went to a Rams Eagles game in L.A. And the Eagles fans were just like so mean. I was like, oh my God, I kind of want to leave. Like, I'm kind of uncomfortable. Yeah. Like, I feel like I'm going to get like stabbed. I'm not even wearing anything.

I was going to say. Because you're a big belief. lever in wearing some random ass jersey to a game that doesn't involve. Oh, you know what I was wearing a NBA jersey. Yeah. I was wearing a Warriors jersey. Did they give you shit for that? You can just tell

they just kind of didn't like anybody affiliated. Like other than the Eagles. Yeah. Affiliated. Affiliated, nice. I haven't had it too bad. I mean, I don't really, I typically either only go to games in Pittsburgh or if the Steelers play at the Colts

and I don't know. I mean, indie fan, you know, every now and then, you'll have a bit like, what are you doing of that? That's pretty much it. You know, so it's really not. See what gets me. Like, I don't agree with if you're, I'm a big believer that if you're a fan of the road team and you're there seeing them, I think you got to come in and just like,

just kind of shut your mouth and like root for your team and just watch the game. Like, don't be obnoxious, you know? Aren't she going to get so much? Like, don't you like expect to get so much shit? Kind of. but I think it's that kind of like, hey, I get it. But if you're just respectful and just like rooting on your team and not being a dick, then it doesn't go. It's when you start because we had that, me and Dylon had that at the Steelers Colts game this year where a guy like two rows in front of us, he was a Steelers fan and he was really making Steelers fans just look like jackasses.

Like he was just being a moron and running his mouth and being obnoxious. And so then the Colts fans got pissed at him. But like meanwhile, I'm back and I'm just, you know, I'm ripping on my team. You know, I'm rooting for my team. I'm not really saying shit about the Colts or being an idiot. I guess I've never really experienced anybody like talking shit all game to an opposing team. But I do go to all Colts games and everybody's so nice. Yeah.

Like they would never say anything, you know? They're kind of used to it. You know, like the line, we're recording this on Sunday. The Lions are in town. I've already gotten texts from my friends who were there. Like there's so many Lions fans at town. Oh, they all went to that game. It's one of those that I feel like Colts fans.

There's certain cities and certain fans that are just like, yeah, you know, like we love our team. we got a good fan base, but for whatever reason, I don't know if it's like location or just price of the tickets or whatever, that there's always a shit ton of people who come to the games. Oh my God. Like of opposing fans. Colts Bears played the earliest year. It was more bears.

Yeah. And everybody was like, have a good, I hope you guys have a safe trip home, like after the game. Yeah. I saw a guy that Bill's O.J. Simpson, Jersey at the Steelers Ravens game. That's hard. I love that. Does it matter?

I was just like, okay, man, really? Okay, you're really trying to get some comments on this thing. I just think it's cool and people are just like,

yeah, I'm just going to wear the only football jersey I have. Yeah, I think about that when the games are like in London or in Germany, you know,

it's always like Jags, giants and there'll just be a weirdest games. Weirdest games out of the country. And you're like, yeah, I mean, but they're just like,

oh, it's football. We got a blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. making football where these shows are here that's all I have

so bad British accent still kind of good though so I think in that situation I'm cool but like if I were if I were to get invited to like today if we were going to the Colts Lions game I have no interest no no rooting interest

I would probably just Steelers no Stewart 10 Jersey walking in what's up eating nachos gotta Stuart 10 jersey with a Steelers starter jacket. Oh my God.

Bring back wearing the fat starter jackets. So puff. Inside, you know you're just sweating so hard, but I got to wear it still. No, I'll just go so neutral. It's like a Travis Matthew Kureneck. It's just straight black and then like my black Jordan hat. It's up.

God to be here. Tori Holter Rams jersey. Having beers and pizza. This from Connor. High school sports beef from within. Okay. Benny and Joy Joy. First time email her.

loved the episode last week. Hockey player or Star Wars character was genius. Need to bring that back. Thanks to... Crazy question. God, I forget who emailed that. So good. What really got me thinking was the whole baseball house conversation. I played baseball all my life up into my last year of college. And while I was in high school, the baseball players and lacrosse players at my school had a major dislike for each other to where it was known school-wide. It makes so much sense. La Crosse kids are rich and baseball kids are dicks. long story short it started my freshman year when a baseball senior hooked up with a lacrosse player's girlfriend at homecoming of course that snowballed into hate between the two sports that to my current understanding has been grandfathered in and my alma mater even to this present day among things like egging houses cars calling the cops on their parties two separate kids got tickets for undergrad undergrad consumption deeming their girlfriends the lacrosse players seem to most hate that all the popular girls always showed up to the baseball games and not there I guess you could say they were Ben Jarvis Green jealous. This guy! Come on. I was curious to know if either of you had any situations like that in high school or college

where there was a sport versus sport hate amongst your school's programs. Joey, slap my ass well, Ben simultaneously whispers the lyrics to Grills by Nelly into my ear. Yeah, there was always kind of that. I mean, you had maybe not to that extent. I remember for a while, like in the summer leading up the football season, there's kind of like a team divide. There's like a group of guys. One group of guys that were seniors.

One group of guys that were seniors. And they kind of, we just didn't like each other. Really? Girls or whatever the situation was. And we came together finally and it was all good. That's insane. Yeah. So it was like some inner team shit.

I remember too weirdly like on our team like the defense didn't like the offense. And then the offense was like. Oh yeah. That was a thing for a little bit. What are you like that always kind of. pissed me off. Like the defense are just like, you guys have it so cake, man, we're doing all this shit. Like, what do you? Pull your weight offense. I was like,

dude, fuck yourself, man. Sorry our position coach isn't screaming and like making us sprint to the sideline and shit. Bro, the defense and offense hated each other for no reason. We do like a, you know, tag up. You know, you like wouldn't be wearing full pads. They would, defense would go so hard. They knew what play

we were running. We're just like getting to our assignments. Oh, yeah. And they like, drive me out of, I'm like, guys. they would think they would think offense was soft too i think i started practicing with the defense so they'd shut up i was like doing db drills and shit like never played it a down on defense tempers would definitely flare mullinard would come out a little bit because that same shit yeah they would like hit when you weren't supposed to be i hated that bro i was like you guys are so lame i think i threw a football one of them one time like it got you know it's like shit like that i don't know that really pissed me i was like we're on the same

goddamn team what save it for fucking playing field it was kind of it was kind of it's kind of dope though. Like your first game like all that was squash. Come together. Yeah. Classic high school movie. Yeah. I'm like, oh wait, they actually are on our team. I would like forget until the first game. It's just good to see somebody in a different color jersey.

Hit somebody in a different color. We finally get our chance. That did make you want to hit somebody on the other team though when the coach just said that. You guys have been sparring all summer. Now it's time. to unleash on somebody else. Cross town, baby. But then all the other sport, like, I don't know.

I think all the other sports just kind of generally hated football, the football team. I would too. There's too many guys. And it was like a cult. Yeah. Like I stopped talking to my friends that didn't play football, like leading into school. Everybody comes to their games. Clears and special would come to their games and they suck.

They're not even good. I kind of did hate that. I was like, God, we suck. Nobody's going to your soccer game on Tuesday night. I kind of did. I kind of had beef with the soccer. players a little bit. Not me personally, but we would always just make fun

of them and they would kind of make fun of us. I was like, wait, wait, wait, why there's so many, there was like 90 people on the soccer team. The soccer kids in your class were douchebags. It's the most high school shit. I remember those fuckers. I didn't like them. So it makes sense. I was like, half of you guys should actually be

playing football. Hey, I get, you're so hot because you run all the time, you know, cool. Like, you're Cristiano Ronaldo. There were like three hot soccer players. I was like, God, it's here. Yeah, they kind of creeping in on the, on the girl. It all just comes down, it just came down to chucks. Chicks.

And there'd be like one, sorry. Oh, my God, Orlando Pace. Wow. Stops him in his tracks. How's he looking, though? Good, man. Looks like he's so good. Rocking the gray.

I wonder how his kickback is. So good on NFL Street. His size. Hey, where did he go? The. Oh, that's. state. Did he? Yeah. Wow. I think he was teammates with Eddie George.

Okay. Anyways. Yeah. It all just came to the down. George kind of looks like a titan. All just came down to the chucks. Chicks, chook, chicks. Chicks. Wednesday night this week, going to be a lot of drunk chucks. Oh, my God. So many, hey, you guys want to go out on Wednesday night? Why? Just so many drunk chicks from high school, dude. We'll see them be drunk chicks everywhere. Can't go. Daddy's on air. Thanks for the invite. Love to go see some drunk chicks

Got to put the turkey in the oven Teddy's on there We got things to do Filling in for Bumani Can't stand it All right, here we go This is from Bailey All caps

No, it's a guy Still Guys with girl names All caps With alarms next to them Rake top three Thanksgiving sides gentlemen it has happened everything this pond is about has happened

5404 in this pod take a listen don't even slap my ass i couldn't handle it after this all right let's see what is this 5504 come on phone bad radio just looking at all your podcast here we go god dang it dude why is this not showing up i think you gotta clear out your here we go here we go here all right and now i got to get it to the point he's talking about. You're doing this pretty well, bro. Thanks, man. Kind of nice. My phone's just being so slow for some reason. All right. All right. 5504.

Here we go. Let's give us a little grace here. How I roll. Not bad for a peka. Let's do it. We probably won't have the chance to say it. Hold on. Crazy month, Day 24. Thanksgiving to you, sir. Can I ask him one more thing since we're not talking to him next week? Please. Greg. Top three. Thanksgiving. side dish power ranking sports radio well stove top stuffing is messed the box at number one

I'm not sure there's a fight for second and third what you would go about it you know in some places fight for second or third like it's a like it's a fucking Ohio State Texan he said stuffing or dressing like he didn't want to like divide the crowd oh my God in heaven

wow Merry Christmas to us Top three sides top three sides That is so pure. You heard Coach Peas, bro. Yeah, you got Coach Peas at the top and rake in the same one. Are you kidding me? What are we doing? That is unbelievable.

Nice find, Bailey. And there you go. That's actually all I needed to hear my whole life. That's the man at the top of every show. Not bad for a fat guy. That is him and the flesh ranking his top three Thanksgiving sides. It is. That is the show.

What's the show? That's the show. Show. All right. Last one of the week here from Jake. Best Man's speech. These guys. is huge fan. Keep it up. Thanks.

Writing in to see if you guys have any advice or tips when it comes to giving a best man speech. Are there things that stick out to you that hit or missed that you witnessed in y'all's wedding attending career? Younger clubhouse member at 24, so I've got a lot of weddings coming up. Obviously, I'm going to give my fair share of kiss her and let's get fucked hops. Just need advice for the speech. Thanks, guys. So my ass while coach yells at us for just going through the motions while we run plays on air on half grass, half gravel hill behind the bleachers 45 minutes before. Yeah, the defense.

Like, whoa. behind dude always running plays in a parking lot for some reason the defense just barking and shit already like what is going on no bro half speed i don't even want to play half speed please you guys are making me not want to play right now everybody the defense the coach is the sunshine the way it's angled right now kind of pushed me weird my finger hurts now there's a shadow on the field and why's my rib hurt my girlfriend's not even coming i think the coaches are mad at me my girlfriend's hanging out with the soccer players already going to a party i don't even want to be here Oh my God. I want to quit and transfer. Every game.

Shadow on the field, you can't play. All right. Advice for best man speeches. Do you have anything? No, bro. That's water tastes weird. Wow. What are the, what are like the cliche, like,

don't you just dog on the? Yeah, I mean, I think that all depends on, I think that all depends on the relationship with the bride. If you got a great relationship with their, if you want to keep the relationship, if you have the relationship where she's like, yeah, I know that. I know that he's going to, you know, of course he will, you know, because that's just, if you have that kind of relationship, then I think, yeah, it's just a roast, you know, because then I can get the crowd going. Yeah. Roast, roast pretty hard, I think either way.

Because nobody really wants to hear anything else, right? You also run the- quick. I mean, you run the chance, though, that a roast could just go horribly wrong. And, like, the crowd is just like, this is the most important day of their lives. why are you just shitting on everybody? Then you just have a note card full of jokes and you're like, ah. Didn't go as planned.

Oh my God, dude. The best man's speech has so much pressure. I'd say my biggest thing, my biggest pet peeve, don't start with. For those of you don't know me. Oh, my God. Half the place does. Half the place probably doesn't, give or take. Just get up there.

Hey guys, my name is Jake. I'm so honored to be standing up here next to Tommy. Like, just get into it. Don't do the fucking, because the maid of honor is absolutely 100% going to get the folded paper out and we'll start. For those of you who don't know me. That's crazy that they really. Do people know that? Like, do they know that now?

I haven't been to a wedding in a minute. What? Do they still do it? Yeah. Are we still busing out for those of you who don't know me? I'm like, oh yeah. Always like kind of drunk and crying. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I have to have like a shot before this. They're all literally freak out. For those of you who don't know me, and then there's a beat because it's like, sorry, I'm already great. And then everybody's like, yeah, you know, that always happens. So skip for those of you who don't know me. Like I said, half them do, half them don't, half them aren't even listening or don't, don't care. Yeah, get into it for sure.

Hey, what's up? Not even what's up. So I wanted to be here today, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they just go right into it. I'd say I'd say steer clear the talking about how how short

your speech is going to be but then I want to keep this short and sweet five hours long right because you run into that but then also the guy will usually do the joke about like

it's about the same amount of time that Connor's going to last this last the night you know my god because it's like man what like her dad's right there like it's just I don't know

it's weird to me you know like if Mirabella one day if her if her husband's best friend says that I'm like that would that be my reaction the fuck like he's got to win the crowd

he's got to win the boys yeah I don't know I just I'd say have a good mix of heart and humor whatever that and that looks different for whatever the situation is you got to know the crowd you got to know the family that you feel it out that way I think you always win if it's like pretty short though yeah honestly like if

Like, even if it's shorter than any speech you ever heard, nobody's going to be mad. Oh, it's really short. Oh, it's over? Thank God, you know. I'd say, like, three minutes. Big, yeah, three minutes is perfect. Why are they? I feel like they're always half an hour.

Like, why are we? Okay, I mean, not have an hour, but I'm like, no, I hear you. I mean, someone can't be long. I feel like if you are, if it's your literal blood brother, it can be longer. And you can get into some more stories because you already know that your entire side of your family is in on it, is feeling it, whatever. If you're just a guy that you grew up with or met at college or whatever and you're just like the best friend who's the best man, I think you got to be, it's got to be like three minutes. Two minutes, bro. Get out of there.

Yeah. Yeah. Because like Aunt Lisa, she don't know, bro. She don't want to know on both sides. Nobody cares. In the end, nobody cares. And at the end of the day. Open strong, close strong.

That's all good. I'd say, yeah, open strong, close strong. That's good. And I'd say really hype up the bride. Yeah, I can't lose. She'll like it. It's her day. Hey, just roast the shit out of the bride.

Don't even talk about the guy. Just give them the worst advice. Go for like 15 minutes and just pick out everything that you hate about the bride, but then make it in like a fun loving way. Right, right, right, right, right. I dare you. Recorded, send it to us, please. Yeah, so I'd say about two and a half, three minutes.

Start strong, close strong, with whether it's just like member of all lines or... And end with, not bad for a fat guy. Can't lose. I'd say don't give advice unless you're 24, so I doubt you're married. Maybe you are. But don't give advice if you're not married, in my opinion.

So my advice to you guys would be, not that I know, but go to bed not mad at each other. Oh my God. That's your advice? You sure? Yeah. Go to bed, not mad at each other.

Just the one. What is that like from a song? Why does everybody know that? Take time for each other. Don't go to bed mad. And remember to laugh. Listen to her, bro. Like, okay.

The three most of, all right. Yeah, the first three things I ever learned in my life. Thanks, dude. So there you go. Team these guys at gmail.com. Love seeing them. Send us in. Sunda.

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