THESE GUYS! - FAT FREAKS

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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It's insane. Wait, so like ladies not allowed. It's literally a males only event. Dude, why haven't we been doing that? It's always like, ladies in free, ladies in free. Ladies, ladies, ladies night, ladies. No, no, not allowed, actually. Not a beef stick.

We don't want anything to do with them, honestly. Hey, you can get back there and cook something. Not bad for a fact. Yeah. Okay, I'm reloaded. Real trap. Shit. Oh, sorry. Oh, this is on? Station on. I thought you had our spress shirt on and then I saw you see. Best fawn ever. Look at this fun fun. Come on. Can we please go back?

I go back. Oh, sorry. Okay. The little bar underneath the sea. God, I know. Like, how'd they know it looks so good? Every time still. They modernize the paw, the sea paw. It doesn't look like a paw anymore. Hate it. Yeah. It's so, it's so T. Kelsey now. T. Kelsified.

So 2025. Mm-hmm. So, right. Just ruined logos in 2025. So Marty Gileard with a seashells on his brids. It's okay. That's cool. That's cool.

You know what I mean? So Brian Kelly with the red face on the sideline yelling at Tony Pike. Tony Pike. Tony Pike. That's a sick name, bro. Tony Pike, I wonder where he gets at Starbucks. This guy. Right?

Start out hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Can you make that hot? Can you make that hot? Just a whole skit. He works on his cadence. He while he's ordering it. I'll take one venty Tony Pike. He said, hot, it was that hot.

God, I wish. I'd do anything for that. Tony Pike, what's he doing now? No cube. No, cube. No cube. Hot hot! Waving people in.

Brian BK, dude. Mad Brian Kelly. Coach P's worst enemy. Yeah, for sure, dude. Just always hated him. I think everybody kind of hate. Does anybody like Brian Kelly? This is all I've wanted to ever talk about.

I don't got a problem with him. Yeah, me neither. I kind of feel bad for it right now. A lot of people down. A lot of people don't. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Not sports podcast, but hey, upcoming shows, Plano, Texas, April 2nd, Rochester, New York, May 9th, and 10th, Las Vegas, Nevada.

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keep seeing the comments we want to keep seeing the likes and the views go up obviously so we appreciate you guys and i know we're putting a bunch of shit out there but just uh you know we love you and you love us so go ahead and do it okay bye no sports podcast what's up bro dude i'm drinking this uh pike drinking this this let me see what you got going on there hint it's a little yeah riseman i mean No free ads, no free heads. Oh, that's why you weren't shot. It's kind of like, yeah, it's just one of those infused waters that's got a little flavor. And not going to lie, feels like I'm drinking robotussin.

So it's not good? Sometimes Robitussin be hitting the little tussie. Dude, really? You were a Robitussin guy growing up? Sometimes weird shit kind of tastes good. Like the pink peptobismal? I'm like, I kind of miss it. Oh, well, that's totally different than robotusin.

Oh, really? I don't know. I don't like have them. I don't have all the flavors super locked down. But sometimes shit was good. Well, you had peptobysmal, which that was some old shit back in the day. Now I'm on that, absolutely. But back when you were a kid, you saw your grandpa, your dad pulling out peptobismal.

The pink, right? You had a stomach ache, you know? And you're like, oh, man, I don't know. I just something doesn't feel well. So they feel kind of sick. They'd be like, let me get you some petal. Why did it? My grandpa and my dad.

It cured it instantly, didn't it though? Just the coating? I don't know if there's a placebo effect. I'm like, that's coating shit. From the commercial. That's coating, maybe. Yeah, dude. Just cover it up.

All the bad is getting coated. Two coats of paint on my stomach. I'm like, I feel good now. My grandpa always had blue though. I thought there was only pink. My grandpa was pulling out blue blue. Bro had the alternate peptobismal. It was insane.

I still. don't know where he got it. I don't think I've ever seen it since. Only seen pink. Some World War two stuff. He just had kept it around. But you had, they would give you Pepto, which was good, whether it's blue or pink. Blue, bro? The alternate, alternate Sixers, Peptobismol? No, it was like Carolina Blue. Baby flu. Maybe it was for babies, bro. I don't know. Grandpas do be doing some baby shit. You had those two, and then you had a moxacysillin. Wow. I got to look that up real quick. Let's talk Moxie.

Yeah, it's quarterback, a lot of Moxie in the pocket. Very good. Just a Moxie Sillian. Just talking about Moxas Sillian. Oh my God, dude. Is that where it's from? Guys looking up stuff on the podcast, worst audio ever. But that was, the Moxia Cillin's the pink. That's like, that's the, man, you got, you got the sickness whether I think it was like strep throat. If now, if you're older, you know, and you've been messing around with too many places. you shouldn't be down there.

That's what you take for that. This guy's got Moxie. No, he just has syphilis. That's all. He had a wild weekend at the frat, at the sorority, and he's got Chlamydia. So now he's got Moxie. So much Moxie, so much savvy.

Yeah. Anyways. Yeah, but Robitizen, dude, that was, so those are the good ones. The blue pepto, pink, Pepto, amoxicillin. And then once you got the robocetussin, you know, if you just had like a classic real bad cold, I think maybe the flu and mom would pull out the tussie. Oh, my God, scarred me, dude.

Like that's the ultimate, you're plugging your nose. You have, that's the first experience you have with a chaser when you're a kid. Yeah, you're like I need some with this. Is it water with it? What did you chase with it, Sprite? Maybe. Sprite would be. I'm trying to think back.

maybe orange juice would have been a crazy chaser for that but red bull something i think it's probably just watered because my mom was just like you don't need that you're 10 years old right or 10 years old you got a huge monster and robotussing that's your kid that's just your kid the curly tic-tok character still yep some tuss and a monster mac miller in the background i like my music real loud Ben. Banger, banger. That was Ben in 2010. Congrats, Clubhouse.

You just saw Ben in 2010, right there. Ben 10 unlocked. But I wasn't a Robituss, I don't think we were a Robitussin family. We were always dayquil, nightquil. We were always kid day and night. I'll take that. Hey. Do do do do do do do do do do.

Every time I had a cold. Dude do do do do because day and night. Hey, Dayquil, what's it do? Yeah, you're like, if I'm not getting put on my ass by this, why do I need you? NyQuil, like, it puts you out, dude, tranquilizer style, just in my bed, dead. Having the weirdest dreams ever. I'm like, okay, something worked. DayQuil, I'm like, I don't know.

I've never felt anything from Dayquil. It's always just like part of the game, you know? Then I get in my head, I'm just like, is it all just placebo effect? Yep. God, but damn it is. It is big time. I kind of like the taste of day Cole and Neckville, too. He's admitting that he likes drugs.

Okay. I don't know if I, God, my hair is so annoying right now. I don't know. I think it's looking like super professional right now. Like, it's like head shots tonight.

Yeah. Well, I'm dressing like this and I got a little, got a little old dish. Got a little old dish. So I gotta, you know, look the part. Yeah, boy. Dress for the job you want.

That's right. Yeah, one of the self-tape joints. Yeah, family medicine. Trying to think of what else. Yeah, it was always just like the pink stuff. You know, it was like, can't get the pink stuff? No, it's robot tested tonight. Oh, God.

Hydro cortisone, bro. Anytime anything happened. Put some hydrochortizone on it. Hydrochortizone. I was like, what is it even doing? Always worked. Yeah. I almost started putting him on my zits.

It's got to help, right? Yeah, dude, that's such a good point. Get the hydrochortizone. Every time. Legs snapped in half in the middle of the road. Get the hydrochortizone. Same can be said with my mom with OJ, with orange juice. She still, I mean, she passed that on to me, dude.

Frank had a little cough overnight, and I woke up this morning. I was like, let's get you some orange juice, man. on make you feel better dude that was just her cure for everything it's my dad 106 106 degree fever take a hot shower have some orange juice well because the orange juice is a treat you like love those people my dad would like go to like the orange juice like tropicana factory and get like the freshest orange juice if somebody in my family was sick like deliver it i'd be like dude it's just orange juice when it's ice cold though gas you know seebo effect when it's ice cold and you're down it you kind of got a little cough, sore throat, you're like, this is magic juice, baby.

It's not orange juice. It's so good. Orange juice is so good, man. Like, I crave it. You could feel the vitamins. Mm-hmm. Just replenishing your body. Feels pure, but I'm like, what's wrong with this?

There has to be something wrong. There has be something going on here, bro. Like, I'm just, okay, I'm at the airport and all of a sudden I'm drinking a creamsicle. Tropicana. Dude, they don't give you any either. Those like hotel, like continental breakfast. orange juice bottles. They're like this thin.

I'm like, dude, you give me a toilet paper roll of orange juice? I'm like, what is this doing? I need a pitcher, bro. I need some money. Yeah, I need a pitcher of orange juice. I need all the medicine. I need all the pink stuff, man. I mean, I absolutely just ate like such a fat ass piece of shit this weekend.

What did you? Dude, give me the stats. Stat guy. I need, I need Joey Molese. and arrow diet analytics this weekend. Dot com. Come on, dude. Run me through it.

Not us having a, not a food podcast. Not a food podcast. I was having a crisis last night and this morning, dude. Like, you know, because it's been documented on the show. It's been documented to you.

Like taking better care of myself. You know, like eating clean, a lot of veggies, a lot of chicken, a lot of, a lot of all that stuff. And this weekend,

though, on Thursday, okay? First day of the tournament, I go to this event called beefsteak and downtown Indy. Got to have a little nibble. You ever heard of this? No. It's quite literally the best day of the year. Like, I think if you quizzed 90% of men, especially in Indianapolis, and were like, when you die, quizzed. And you go to your version of heaven, what do you, what would, it would be beef steak it's okay so this is what it is first day of march madness from 11 a.m. till 4 p.m. at harry and izzie's and st elmos you pay up front like months in advance and from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. there's games on everywhere and they serve you three

three items of food. It is constant all you can eat slices of prime rib, constant all you can eat French fries, constant all you can eat shrimp cocktail. Got me, got me, got me, got me, got me. He's hit, he's hit. I'm sold. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Which, where was it? Where were you in each restaurant? So you can go back and forth, but you have your table. So my table that I went with three of my friends was at Harry and Izzy's. So it was us four. And you get in there and they come up

and they just immediately they bring the food to you. And they're like, what do you want to drink? It's all you can drink. Whatever you want. Because you paid for it, right? I mean, yeah, you pay like, tickets are... Yeah.

It's not cheap, right? But like, then you get there. It's just like, it feels free because you paid two months before. Oh, man. So, you know, I'm sitting there and like just boom, bourbon, bourbon, burbon, buckets of beer, bourbon, beef, fries,

Shrimp cocktail, right, for like five hours. Unlimited fries, dude. There's something there that I, my brain can't, like, comprehend that concept. Unlimited free fries? Dude, that's all I ever want ever. Unlimited shrimp cocktail? That seems like, what the hell? Like, fries.

And then shrimp cocktail? From where we're from, and the indie clubhouse will know, you know, the shrimp cocktail is like, That's like a luxury. You know, that's like a thing that you go and you get it and it's there, but you only get one of them. You don't get. So we had like probably 10 servings of the shrimp cocktail. And when you get it, it seems like majestic too.

They like set it down. It's in like a diamond like weird looking like I don't even know what they serve it in. There's shrimp like hanging over the top. There's cocktail sauce that's like lava in the middle. There's ice. There's like mist foaming, steam lemons. I'm like what? Who? What? Royalty.

Right. So is, hey, and the kicker, no women. Dude, I honestly thought you were going to say dessert. I was like, no, no dessert. It's just literally the most guys being dudes having drinks all day, going out to smoke cigar, basketball on all day. You're betting, you're boozing, you're beefing. It's insane. Wait, so like ladies not allowed.

It's literally a males only event. Dude, why haven't we been doing that? It's always like, ladies in free, ladies in free. Ladies, ladies, ladies night, ladies. No, no, not allowed, actually. Not a beef stick. We don't want anything to do with them, honestly. Hey, you can get back there and cook something.

Right, like it's, dude. like pacemates are like walking around but like yeah out of here dude they don't want anything to do with looking in there bro you don't want to look in there it's just the indie 500 bathroom when girls look in beefsteak that's what they see oh my god literally disgusting pigs piss everywhere all right so let me let me let me let me finish my line up here so then i leave after a day of beefsteak I had to get back to be with the kids because Rye had some stuff going on on Thursday night. So what do I do? I door dashed myself some White Castle because I need some more.

Crazy. That's crazy. Crazy pole with White Castle. That's after that. Yeah. You were on one. Yeah, I was. I keep going.

What did you get, though? Dude, I got the two, the double decker sliders. I didn't get like the four individual ones. They got the two double decks. Just two? Yeah. I mean, they were not. They were solid, right?

So then Friday night, Lent, right? So we get pizza on Friday night, family pizza night. Okay, cool. Cheese, doing it right. Cheese, yep, yep. Breadsticks? Yeah. From where?

Greeks pizza. Oh, man. They're like the type of pizza place that, like, still gives you a huge box of pizza, you know? Is that like an OGP? Yeah, like some old school pizza place. But it's not, it's not like, they're not like the, the, crazy squares or anything like that. Mm-hmm.

You know, when there's a whole bunch of squares, a rectangle slice like that, it's just slice regular pie style. No party cut. Right. You get cheese cups? Sorry, I gotta know everything. Cheese cups?

These are, these are really, we need to know. Clubhouse needs to know this stuff, sorry. Cheese cups, a little ranch cup too, feeling wild. Ooh, what were you drinking? Sprite, dude.

Sprite with pizza, kind of a thing. Nah, DC. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. tired too. Any dessert? Yeah, no women. Everything now, no women.

No dessert. Okay, dude. This is all like still coming back to me. Holy shit. What did you do last week? Saturday. So in Saturday. Okay.

Right. Her, she has to be gone all day for work. Okay. So it's me and the kids. Yeah. So I'm like, cool fun dad. after pizza Friday night, I get donuts for us on Saturday morning. You're crazy.

He's a maniac. Lock him up. 911. My dad's a fat freak. Dude, the sirens. I love it. I love it. I live for this shit.

Keep going away. Hey, where and what kind? Come on. Let's go, dude. Rise and roll bakery. Oh, damn. So good. Switch it up on that ass.

I did. I did. I did him from, I ordered them, right? Because I don't want to put the kids in the car and went. You have a phone? I dashed them. Oh, you're a dash. Dash whore.

Yeah. So I got powdered, regular glazed, vanilla glazed, chocolate cake, blueberry cake. And I got a little wild card. I think I can't remember. Stop it. You can't remember. Oh, man.

What was it? Did you get a little pumpkin? Oh, no, it wasn't a wild card. it was just like the ultimate donut. It was just like a ring donut with chocolate icing. Okay. Does you any sticks? You pull up with the sticks.

You're going all, all, oh, geez. Rings, too. On your fingers. What? Give me my rings, baby. Give me my rings. The George, you do the Jordan.

You do the Jordan picture. All donuts. No. Underneath, what's it say? No women. Hell yeah That was the morning So that was like dude

Your damn son loves you so much bro Oh yeah God dang what a life he's living What a life he's living I love it Both my kids Just like powder icing Oh just basketball fun

No women Dude that's crazy What were they I can't wait to take that picture, bro. What? Oh, yeah, all done. Dude, did they make, like, they make the little tiny ones now, like the intimans that aren't full size? You can just get.

Michael Joron. We need like a fat pun. Oh, shit. Yo, what were, okay. So what are you sipping on with the donuts? Come on. We ain't done. We ain't done Saturday morning.

Hey, OJ. Milk? OJ. Okay, I was thinking you dip the donuts in milk or something. OJ's, I mean, for sure, but sometimes when I have a donut, I'm like, dude, I don't know. I might need it. Bro. Hey, if you're going to have, if you're going to have the rings on, you got to dunk too, dude.

Airman. All right. So then we go down south to watch the Purdue game with my folks. Uh-oh. here we go let's go Saturday morning or Saturday afternoon beautiful day

got hoops on yep got to get the Buffalo Wild Wings the commercials are everywhere during this time of year don't blame you

you went Bdubs though or you went just wings so Bdubs Bdubs crazy picks so convenient

but I'm always like what did you think was the rating on the wings it was pretty it was I gave it lived up

to the hype. I'd give it like a, hey, I'd give it like an 87 out of 100. Wow. You want, you just went Buffalo? Did you go? Honey barbecue. Oh, that's, I mean, you can't miss. Honey barbecue, number one wing flavor. Got wedges. Undisputed champion in the world, honey barbecue. Wedges. Got wedges. Got mac and cheese for the kids. Great, dude, they love you. They just love you so much. Loved it. Um, yeah, but like, you know, when you, dude, nothing. Like, when you get an 87 on a test or a paper? Hey, I'm telling my dad about this type score. Like, this is one I'm showing them.

Hey, I'm Reggie Wayne with this shit. That's crazy. I'm like, hey, an 87, man, that'll get me into Ball State, bitch. Dude, I can go anywhere with this shit. What's up? Walk on at Texas. Just show up to the Texas. Texas football facility. Muson Muhammad.

That was lunch. Head home. Rise. She's gone, literally. She didn't get home to one in the morning. She's working. Get the kids down.

I'm like, damn, I've really ate like shit today, but like I'm hungry. I need some dinner. Haven't been to the grocery. Our groceries, you know what I mean?

We needed to re-up on the grocery, but I wasn't doing that yet. Nah. On a Saturday night, weird. What do you think? Saturday night. What do you think that I'm,

so Saturday night you already had pizza damn dude you're kind of checking all the boxes you already had White Castle on a whim had wings earlier I don't I think you're you're off the rails right you're not getting back on track anytime soon on a Saturday night I mean no I feel you but uh let's see damn did you go Taco Bell you freak no good guess oh man probably number one guess as it should be. It fits. What'd you do? I got myself a nice Italian dinner by myself. You dashed it? Got some spicy ala vodka, got some bread, some salad. You're a different breed, dude. Oh, did you dash it? Did you go to the Italian restaurant and sit solo? No, I dashed, man. I had the two kids. Oh yeah, you're using Dash. Dash really racks it up, but sometimes you just got to do it.

That's what I'm saying. It's like circumstantial. I typically don't do that shit. One, the prices you're just like, good Lord. Two, you feel like shit because you're eating like shit. But circumstances, I mean, I'm by myself. I'm putting two kids down to bed. Like, I just got to do it. So I did it. Pretty solid little pinna all of vodka. Spicy. What are you giving it? What are you giving the test score? you know i i'll say like an 80 to 80 flat like an 80 oh you can't get into the 70s man it was just a little it could have been warmer

i don't think they got the right chicken like it was like a breaded chicken instead of like a grilled chicken damn so that threw me a little bit but like it was still solid and it was better than like getting taco bell or whatever you know i'm like all right at least i'm at least that's what i was telling myself so Jeremy Shockey. Wait, was he 80? Yep. Okay.

Just making it. Jeremy. Yeah, dude. Still, that was my weekend. And I'm still, uh, wait, that was all good. That was just Saturday. That was Saturday night. Did you do, did you do any damage yesterday?

Yes. Sundays are the days where you can get me. You can get, I can ruin my next week by eating on a Sunday. Did some damage last night. Yep. Sunday night, dude. It's when it all fall. apart.

Rise folks came over during the day, watched some hoops, watched some racing. Keeping it together. Yeah, keeping it together. And then they were over until like damn near the kids went to bed. So once they left, putting the kids down to bed, hadn't eaten yet. So like, what are we going to do? So we ordered for the local folks out there, we ordered Chatham Tap.

Wow. Support uncle. Shut up. Hate that so much. Support uncle. just shut up about it and just order it if you like it all right what'd you get wingy no we both just said you know what we just want to house just some crispy chicken tenders so we got that gosh dude what a dream on a sunday night fries had to get fries dc's on the gang ice cold dc's

crispy crispy c's and fries had the three had the three had the three ring circuit of dips had ranch buffalo and ketchup like you're a DJ did did to DJ DJ crispy chicken tender it was awesome it was it was a hell of a run it was like I felt like I felt like I was like a 13 seed who won on Thursday was going crazy Cinderella story bro Cinderella story and then like once the weekend's done now I got booted out of the tournament but you're still like, what a run. They're always going to remember us. Started with beef steak, ended it with CTs.

Let's go. So crazy. Any dessert? You sneak around, get some dessert? No. You rat around the kitchen for something sweet. I don't know how you eat like that, eat like good. And, dude, after I'm done eating, I'm like, I got to have some.

Oh, dude, you know what we've been on is the dipped pretzels. The strawberry dipped pretzels? I got to get out of here. All right. It was a good one. It was fun. These guys got to go. Dudes.

Come to the show. See you. Get the merch by. Dude, rate review. Oh, my God. Strawberry A flips? Are you on a different brand? No, we're on, I think, the Costco brand.

That's even better, I'm sure. Bro, those taking out bags of flips. So good. And, dude, you start experimenting? They've got like Reese's peanut butter ones. They've got like drizzled cookies and cream pretzels. Don't go down that road, bro. Hey, that's a great point that I was, I meant to text you about.

So on Saturday morning, I take the kids to Target as one does because I'm on my own with the kids, right? And so we're rolling around in there. Best day. I'm taking them by the Easter stuff. And so we're in the Easter aisles. And I know we talked about it on this pod before. But, I mean, the evolution, even from the last time we talked about it until right now, the evolution of candy is absolutely insane, dude. I told Rai, it was so hard for me not to walk out of there spending literally $200 on all the assortment of Easter candy they had out.

Dude, it's candy's on steroids now. And the way they display it, I'm like, this is amazing. It stops you in your tracks, bro. I'm at Target to get something completely different. I got to look. I'm like, what? Dude, they got peeps. I don't even like peeps.

They have Rice Krispy Treats. I'm like, God damn. Hey, Easter alternate version Gummy nerd clusters? Somebody was like, we got to like, I don't know what happened, bro. Jelly beans for every candy you can think of. Yeah, they didn't used to do that.

They used to like sometimes have starburst jelly beans. Sometimes. If you're lucky, your store had them. And they just had like all of the flavor starburst. So like the green one, I don't know. Why is there a green one in here? There's not a green starburst. I get the yellow, whatever.

Like now they have all pink, fave reds, jelly beans. That's a dream. That's a dream. They have sour patch. Every flavor of sour patch jelly bean, the watermelon. The all blue, regular sour patch assortment. Sour jelly beans.

Remember jelly beans used to, OG jelly beans used to suck so bad. Now they've got sour patched jelly beans. Dude, jelly beans took the, who's jelly beans PR guy? Do they get there? They planted their flying hard with Easter.

Jelly beans are back. Oh, dang, man. Right. When we were growing up, it was like the candy, your aunt or your grandma would have in a bowl. When you go over there, you're like, I mean, I guess I'll have the red one. That's going to be the best one I could find.

Hey, that white one. Now I'm like, that white jelly bean and your aunt's like weird bowl? I'm like, you guys don't know about the white one, huh? And there's like six of them. You're like, dumbass. A little mystery. You're like, is it coconut? Is it pineapple?

Hey, is it marshmallow? What are we talking about? Kind of good, bro. I like it. I don't know what it is. And I don't want to know. Hey, they're kind of, hey, they've been out, so they're kind of hard, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If I'm not chewing it like a Rottweiler, I don't want it, dude. 16 minutes, you good? Your uncle's asking if you're good. You're just like, yeah, until Chris from the next Christmas. It's that jelly bean from Easter. Still hanging around. Was it the coconut one? I don't know.

My sister gets it. a few weeks back and we're down there and me and my brother-in-law were like making a run to the gas station around everybody's hanging out so like the best you've ever been

let's get some polar pops let's get some let's get some candy or some snacks whatever you're bored screw it so my sister text and a request

she's like in a candy that'll make my jaw hurt oh yo that's crazy yeah Something that I'll remember for two weeks. I'm like, God, dang.

Oh, there we go. Man, that's a great call. What'd you get? I think we went with the the sour patch water, not watermelon, strawberries. That's so funny. Yeah. God, that's all I want out of a candy.

Isn't it? I mean, God, it's, yeah, the taste be damming. Yeah, you want a taste, but like, I want to rip something. I want whiplash. Whiplash and wire my jaw shut after I eat candy. No shit.

Totally. Let's go to the clubhouse. Team these guys at g-mail.com. This is from Anthony. I think this is a callback because I forget what it was. I think we're going to find out. But the subject is clubhouse teacher. I remember we were talking a handful of weeks back

now that this is a reminiscent podcast. But something about seating charts in school. So I think this might have the answer from Anthony. What's good, fellas, long time listener, multiple time emailer. You guys are just hysterical, truly making me belly laugh every time I see a video or listen to a pot. Wow, thanks, man. Last week, you wanted to hear from a clubhouse teacher. And being one, I can truly say nothing has changed from when you were in middle school.

I teach PE in a seventh and eighth grade school. And it's all the same shenanigans that took place back in the day. Not that this is a reminiscent podcast. Nope. I do want to say that street smart is still a fake flex chick say about guys in all. Where I work is a blue collar town

so some kids work their dads after school or in the summer and would be like, oh my God, Dylan is so street smart. I saw him driving a lawnmower for his dad over the summer. Works for his dad.

He's like street smart. Knows how to cut grass and he's 10. Kind of a flex. Kind of hot. To get to Joey's point about playing God, with sitting kids near their crush.

And P.E., I try and avoid it if I can. Putting kids on the same team as their crush either leads to extremely competitive games that usually end in an argument or kids just pretending to be too cool to care. It's just a lose-lose. You guys are hysterical. Come to Connecticut, get some pizza and do show.

Slop my ass while I get asked by my students, how tall were you in high school? And I have to break the bad news to them that I'm the same height I am now, just like they all will be once they hit puberty. That's a crazy question. Sent from my school-issued Chromebook. That's some teacher

Chromebook. I don't even know about the Chromebook. That's crazy. You know what's insane, dude, is that now, I mean, it's just absolutely the regular and the norm for kids to have a laptop, have a school issue, iPad or laptop or whatever. Do you remember, I mean, when we would get our hands

on a laptop or a computer that was not one of those big ones in the computer lab, it was like, bad news. world am I living in here? What is going on? It was such a like free day. Oh yeah. We have these? We're bringing the laptops into English today.

I was like, so we're not doing shit, you mean? Laptop day? I was like, okay, I guess I'll like try to see what websites work under the school Wi-Fi, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because everything's blocked. So I'm going to be looking at potential bracket matchups and on ESPN.com. Immediately, NFL.com.

just for no reason just to see if it works all right we're in NFL.com we're in that was a sad day when you try to go to ESPN.com when it would let you're like damn that guy finally caught on never stopped though I was like I know there's a way around

this like like come on man ESPN bro it was such a free day when the laptops came in now every kid just has a laptop what a disaster did they turn off when they like leave the school premises because that's just I don't know if that's a good idea.

I don't know. But yeah, like my sister-in-law, she's in college now, and she graduated high school a couple years ago. And, I mean, literally, like, it was so foreign to her to think about having books or using a locker for books or any of your shit. Because everything's on a laptop and you just carry that around.

You're just like, yeah, people don't really use a lot. We're like not allowed to use lockers anymore because obviously kids are just going to put shit that they shouldn't have in there. Damn, that's how lockers are so high school though. So they don't even use lockers. Right. What do they do with all that? It's just a bare hallway? No, like the lockers are still there. And I don't know if they're on their way out. I don't know if this and the next edition of school when people renovate and shit like that. Like if they're just like, well, forego lockers. I would think that you would need it just, you know, for coats and shit like that.

But I think she said that you had to, you had to like rent one. It wasn't just like you were a signed one. It's like, okay, you had to rent one because you had to use it for a certain thing because people just like don't use them anymore. Oh my God. I love. Dude, locker. It's my locker, bro. I just got it. That's home. Home base, babe. Yeah. I had to swing by there. If you were in a shitty part where you had bad neighbors in your alphabet, but then you were at like, you know, the, your part of the alphabet wrapped around to the other side so you weren't even like in the same hallway as everybody else, like, dude. Dude, those kids

over, yeah, the little wraparound area. I'm like, oh, you got your own cove? Like, what is this? How much your dad pay to have like your locker in that area? I'm like, and your name's not even, you shouldn't even be over here? You ever have the friends that, dude,

you ever swap lockers with somebody on some underground shit? I never did. I don't know if I was like afraid or you're not allowed to. I was so scared, but like two of my friends swap next to me. I got lucky. So I just had like, dude, just

death row of like, dude, you just had Chadd O'Farrell. Dude, you just had like, Drew. Just say, Joe King and get it over with. Just, why are you talking about Drew? Actually like that. Bro, just

seven bullies in the middle of the it was right next to the office, but it was still like, it made it a little like like, uh, like naughtier. Like, dude, we're all right here. Like, this is crazy. I avoided that hallway, like my life depended on it. Just like, obviously.

Just slapping the shit out of the wall behind us. Just every, it was just, it was mad. But I don't know how that happened. But, yeah, we had death row. It was a vital part, you know? You'd open up your locker and have a note from your girl. From your cheerleader? Remember that?

Dude, it was always weird with mine. Like, I always got a sign. Like, I don't know. I just, I felt like I was always a. sophomore who got a sign. They were just like, fuck this kid. I don't like. We have to put something in there. Just like one streamer. Okay.

I was like, you guys can just skip my shit. It's all good. You don't have to put like a painted picture on the front of like Franklin Central High School Chick-the-Lay challenge. We're good. I was like, damn. Like, just give me one thing so I know it's my locker. That's all I really need. Put my number

on it. We're good. When they bring the bags of candy though? Hey, starting to have a crush on her now. I don't know, she's like weird hot. Saying that's your friends trying to justify it. Just because she's giving you cookies and shit on Friday. Hey, all candy and cookies, all before a football game. She's going.

Well, you should be giving me like Gatorade and like five-hour energies. Like, why are you giving me sour shit? All of a sudden, dude, she's like, yeah, waiting for you after the game. in the parking lot you're a sophomore she's a senior she's like so out of your league you're like she likes me I think can you get me

a ride home no baby yeah everybody dogging you all right not a reminiscent podcast not a reminiscent podcast she just like broke over with her boyfriend that's a senior so like I might be next I might yeah

saying to your friend she's tired of the old bowl now she wants the young horns you're like oh my god what are we talking about here He's two years older than you Hey she picked me for a reason She picked me to be her football player for a reason Like she might kind of think I'm hot This is how it works dude

They tell their friends Oh like he's so cute You know like I just like Don't you want to just like squeeze his cheek And then you just slowly work your way in Now a sudden you're holding hands Now she's putting her head on her shoulder Now all of a sudden you're going to her volleyball games

Why is he here? My girl's two years older than me And she's the Libero Let's talk Dude, if you were that sophomore, that's crazy, dude. That's crazy work. I wasn't talking to those sophomores, brother. Those dudes that were doing that, I was like, nah, dog, I can't even compete.

My head's not even in that game, dog. I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to play NCAA. Dude, if that happened, that spread, like, the waves spread down through the feeder schools. I remember being in, like, elementary school and being like, huh those two damn like your mom would say something about it you'd be like really damn she knows like he's not even that much older and me and he's her

he must be killing showing up hey they'd show up to Saturday Saturday a night mass while you're the altar boy you're like huh wait is she too wow he pulled that that's crazy dude

you're right yeah you give him one of these at church during peace you try to piece him so hard doesn't even look at you you're like damn I thought we were boys we were boys for like a day during orientation but he doesn't remember me but you keep that mind you keep that mind when you go to high school you'd be like yeah it could happen you remember back in like oh seven right that couple you remember that never ends well with those two it doesn't I just like I just I want to fresh start when I'm going to college and you're still going to be here. No, dude.

It's spring break. I just want to be single on spring break. Not a reminiscent podcast. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

This is the stupidest show. Everybody knows. Yeah, I hope. I wanted to get even dumber, too. We haven't hit the. peak of dumb yet. We're getting there, though. Wait, didn't they just talk about high school and Buffalo Wild Wings a whole time?

Jesus Christ. Yeah, and it's the only thing I want to do! It's the only thing I'd like! Joe Jera Vissors. All right. Dude, that's so funny. You know exactly who I'm talking about. I can't get over that.

All right. Just saw her last week, actually, for opening first day of March Madness. Anyways. All right. This is from Bray. Best sports nicknames. Hey, fellas. Long time, second time emailing the show.

It gets to be fired up every time you guys talk about players' names, but also I have a good chuckle when random players are named. But definitely not a sports podcast and definitely not a reminiscing podcast. or I'd never bother listening if that was the case, obviously. I watched a lot of boxing and was thinking of the best boxing nicknames that sounds sweet when you say them out loud. Tommy the hitman Hearns, also known as Motor City Cobra. Jesus. Smoking Joe Frazier, Ray Boom, Boom, Mancini,

Austin Ammo Williams. It's pretty solid. Ammo? That's a sick. Just drop Austin and go by ammo. I think that's what they do. Like their homies are like, a yo, boom, boom, or whatever.

Ammo. Any sport player nicknames that have stuck with you through your life? My nickname growing up was diesel. That's a tough one. Slop my ass and gas chamber me in the high school boys' locker room with chocolate axe body spray after a rainy outdoor sports practice. And you forgot your gear was left in your locker all week and it still smells musky.

But you and all your teammates think the axe body spray will help. P.S. Benny. mom is making twice around the house tonight but if we mention it she won't make it but dad can't make it because daddy's on air lots of them from the thunder down under Canadian living in Australia wow that dude's a dog bro

clubhouse and fam clubhouse and fam wow nicknames for us that's nicknames for us I never had one I never had like a cool one

but we did do that thing in fourth grade not a reminiscent podcast where like our coaches didn't know our names and didn't want to learn them so he just got genius gave all of us nicknames and we taped them on our helmets and it was like half of the fun

oh shit we get nicknames bro like we weren't calling people like mull and arrow we were just what was your I didn't have I didn't play that young so all my friends are out there and like yeah they're throwing around their nicknames at recess and shit trying to do it in the hall

And I was like, damn, I got nothing. It felt, it felt like you're a superhero. And everybody was kind of like uniquely good when you were that young in football. Like you couldn't differentiate. Like, he's trash. Like everybody's kind of, he's like kind of fast. Like you might, you know what I mean? So everybody was like kind of good.

Dude, what's up? Twinkle toes. Like your coach would give you a nickname too and you just throw it on there. I don't know. That was sick. I was bullet. It's good. You just rake.

me. Bullet. I was pretty fast so they called me bullet. Now I'm just a fat guy. Fat guy? Oh man. That was cool. Dude, fat guy around the front of your helmet. Just a triple striper. Fourth grade. Because some some dudes had funny nicknames because they didn't know what to do and their dads just were like, how about this? And they're like, that sounds good. Joe King's nickname, fourth grade football, horse boy. So funny. So funny.

Hey, my neighbor, Thomas Shable, can't tell me his dad didn't give him this nickname. Tape on his helmet, lining up to play. What was his nickname? Rockhead. Bro, it's so funny, dog. I was dying.

Do your nickname's really horse boy? Yeah, Doc. Just the best player on the, team, horse boy. You know how intimidating that is? Oh yeah, dude's like six foot and fourth grade best player in the team. Nicknamed horse boy, I'd be like, I got to quit. This is crazy.

Oh, shit. Watch out for horse boy. He pulled the AIM trick. He's just like, what do you like? What do you do? I don't know, horses. That's the way it is. Don't try to be cool with it, Bullet.

Just say something stupid on there. Bullets pretty sick, though, man. I know, but like, that's too cool. Your Helmys the running back returns a kick. His last hit on his helmet, Peekaboo. I'm like, dude,

this is the coolest team of all time. That shit was hard. Are you serious? Peekaboo. Dude, AJ Peek. Peekaboo. I was like,

dog. And like Pokemon was hitting back then. So I was like, this is kind of, he was number one. I was like, how does he know? That is,

dude, that's like some XFL, the coolest player at XFL who played like a year or two randomly in the NFL. That's what that is. The way I've been looking. for a Rod Smart. He Hate Me, Jersey on the internet. Oh my God. Peekaboo was nasty. We had cool nicknames, but the coolest ones were ones that were just like, I don't know. Yeah.

Never had one that stuck, though. Like, you know, people have some in college and stuff like that. I didn't either, dude. I truly just, my whole life, I've just been Joey. Like, growing up, pretty good at baseball, they'd be like, oh, that's Joey. Like, what's your, what's your dad call you? Your family nickname is the one he's probably talking about. No, I mean, my dad called me Giuseppe. Oh, there you go. That's it.

That's it. I knew that shit. Your dad still called you that sometimes. Yeah. Zipe! My dad called me. I always knew my level of, like, how much shit I was in. You know, when you're upstairs, right?

You're in your room and you're, like, 16. And your parents would yell up to you. Yeah. Yeah. If my dad hit me with Giuseppe, I'd be like, probably just like needs my help with something, maybe wants to ask my opinion on, you know, I think I'm good. It's fun. Zepi!

That's what's like, all right, we're just like, we're fucking around. It was always like, the full, you know, the English full name came out. That's bad. That walked downstairs. What could it be? Hope it wasn't that. There's no way she knows about that. There's no way.

Here's the interesting thing is you could, it could kind of, you know, I got to a point, you know, you're 16, 17, your dad wants to start talking to you about some real shit. But he doesn't want to be a dick. Yeah. So he hits you with the Giuseppe. And you're like, yeah, pop. This could be informative. Come on down here real quick. You're like thinking it's just going to be like, he needs my help.

Yeah. getting something from the shed turns out he's gonna kind of interrogate me about if I've been smoking weed now you don't know then it got interesting a little bit

it was like a it was like a jackpot throw when you're playing or a wild card you know whatever the hell mystery box mystery box and jackpot Jesus fuck that up more Joey

yeah so that was it really bray good email though thanks um my dad called me duck because i would we would take walks all the time and i would walk so slow like the duck he still calls me that sometimes he'll call me that in front of like girls i'm like dude hey that's like what i told you how frank what he used to call ice cream hapinch like that's going to be me i can't wait to when he's like 15 and be like you gotta go take Cali to get some happinch? What's that?

Well, when he was like one, he called ice cream hapich. Shut up, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you. Steelers suck. Slamms the door. Dude, what if he's not a Steelers fan? What are you going to do? I'm going to, I'm going to try to corrupt him to be a Patriots fan or something. My friends, my friends already try to do that

with the Colts. No, they already try to get him on board. For the shoe, Frankie. Oh, yeah, dude. Andy Warren. Ward, you serious? Of course he's trying to corrupt them. That's hilarious, dude.

When your homies, try to corrupt your kid. It's so crazy. It is. It is crazy. Buying them a bunch of cold shit. I want to do this one from Brian just because of the title. The subject line is NFL Draft Humpty Edition. Hell yeah.

All right. Burpee Boys with the NFL draft coming up, thank God. I thought it would be fun to look at the draft in a different way. It's the draft, but only for hunties. We're finding the top hunties in the nation below is a breakdown of the perfect Humpty. Calls his girl, Babe, first week of dating. Oh, man.

Says, I'm on vacation whenever he drinks on a holiday early in the day. Takes a picture of the cup. Posts, appreciation posts every other week about his lady. He posts nonstop about her, but she never posts anything about him. Oh, no. Bad sign. Talks about getting a golf simulator in his house.

Gets excited for Valentine's. FaceTime's her when he's on a work trip the second he gets off the plane. Hunt I was going to say the second you get to the hotel. Hunty. Hunty. Hunty, I've landed.

Hunty, I'm home. You're not home. You're in Raleigh. Oh, that's right. Honte, I forgot. I forgot Honte. I forgot Honte. My settings haven't been updated, Honte. I'm still on airplane mode mode mode. He's got a couple more here. Bys them couple of massages, lose asleep thinking about date night. I'm sure there's more, but I've been around a few Honties in my day. Let me know what I'm missing. I'm so glad. slap my ass like it's Sunday at 4.30 in October and Buck Aikman are on the call and the Fox intro music just starts and they show Lambo from a sky view. Jesus Christ, dude. What a what a email totally changed the tone at the end too. Like got me hype. Makes me sad we won't ever get that again. Kevin Burckhard's great. I do love KB. It'll be better, bro. It'll be even better somehow. Yeah, I love I need we need clubhouse. We need them. them to start, you know, I've been around some hunties in my day. We need them to start speaking Humpty like Brian. Honte? What kind of life is that, bro? What kind of life is that?

Kuiper talking about hunties. Appreciation posted about his lady, man, yeah. God, hey, going back to Spress, I know you can put this up on your own every now and then still, but talking about, thank God it's over. I mean, I hardly ever see men. I mean, I hardly ever see Man Crush Monday or Women Crush Wednesday. So 2012, and it was still going on in like 2019. It was insane. Yeah, that was such early Instagram stuff. People would post an actual picture of like just a celebrity or someone on their

Instagram. A post. Megan Fox. Black and white picture. WCW. And that's it. With heart. Okay.

Seven. likes. Like, what do you try? I don't know, bro. That's so weird. I'm so glad I know. Maybe as a joke, maybe we did it. I can't remember.

But like, as a real thing. So weird. The Instagram trends were so, like, so out there. It's definitely a point in time. So vain. Yeah. TBT, I was in on that. You could get some good shit out of that.

Like, every now and then I still want a TBT something. I always never know when it's Thursday though. Every time I want to TBT something, it's Friday. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I mean, I guess I'll forget until next week, then forget again. You know, I'm like, I'm not going to wait three days to post this dumbass picture. So now and everything, and it's Friday. So you got to go ahead and go wait for next week.

Go ahead and goal. Speaking of old Instagram is from Brandon. Subject line Russell Wilson's Instagram filters from 2012. I saw this pop up in my inbox too. I was like, yo. Hi, Joey and Benny. Big fans since the pilot episode. Had a question that I need to get answered.

What are some last names that you automatically correlate with a certain athlete or skill set? Last week, I was sending an invoice to a guy whose last name was Chapman. And I immediately thought he was probably good at baseball in high school due to sharing the same name as Araldis Chapman. I got assigned to a spot in college class next to a guy named Michael or Marcus Sanders. Took me two days into class before I asked him. if he preferred football or baseball. He was confused and said he liked boxing more than team sports. Sincerely, guy whose hands were too sweaty to carry down the bread and Eucharist during Mass,

so he waited in the bathroom for 10 minutes. T-stancy. Dude, when you're walking, that was my, like, OG choice. Like when my class had mass, you know, your class gets assigned. Oh, it's our class just way? Shit. Your teacher was like, making sure you're fake day you had to practice and shit practicing church i never i was always like i'm

not reading dude i am not reading i was always taking down the bread though for sure let me take down the bread i can't mess that up and then you forget how to walk you're like how come i don't know how even walk anymore never like forgot how many people were going to be in there feels like it's like the big house pretty you're like making jokes to the people that you're carrying down the stuff with You don't even really know them, though. Just trying to just nervous energy. The big house. The girl's like shitty at you.

You know, she's a suck up. You're like, okay, Brittany. Geez, just trying to lighten the tension here. Yeah. Nothing just dead quiet. I'm like, okay. There's just visions in your head of you fumbling the bread and throwing it all over the ground. You know, every step I take, I'm like, yeah.

And then I'm like, what if I just ran? Like that, like, Homeboy. does the head coach for Clemson. What if I just ran down this thing? It's true. I mean, I don't think there's anything written anywhere that you got a you got a slow walk. You got a band walk your way down there.

It's so slow that walk. And you're trying not to laugh and shit. You feel so awkward and embarrassed. You know your homies are roasting you from like over here. Right, you look to your left, your friend. See ya. dirty ass shoes on god damn i forgot it was mass day didn't have time or the grass cutting shoes fuck god dang don't look at my shoes

because you had PE the same day too and you're like i don't want to wear the nice ones because i know we're going outside damn we got we got masks too wore your good shirt maybe my crush will look at me when i'm carrying up the bread dude i uh i always read i would read and then like my parents would come crazy, crazy. Different life, dude. You volunteered to read? You're about it, dog. You, that's it factor. Fourth grade, it factor, dude. Clutch gene, fourth grade. Oh, don't get me wrong. I would have been like day up, you know, I would have been sweating it out. I'd have been nervous, but like, I was like, hey man, I mean, I just didn't bother him. I was like, you know,

parents would come to come to check it out pictures after just read at Mass tag me tag me off screen they give me a copy of my reading that I had

just holding that just literally shut down Mass it's just like two Timothy versus 13 to 15 slayed that shit who's next Mark

I'm coming for you, big dog. Don't fuck around. Because I was like, hey, if I read, like that seems like a big, you know what I mean? Like, you know, it's getting me up there. Maybe the chick you like is like, oh shit, you know?

Yeah. Hey, that's a good job, you know. And then I was like, yeah, my parents will come and then they're happy about it, right? They're all proud and shit. Maybe they'll give me an extra dollar to get an ice cream snickers at lunch. Uh-oh. Now, yeah, dude.

You're thinking ahead. I just wanted to hide. I was like, I hate this shit. You were in your bag, dude. Collesions, what's good? I'm coming for you next week. We can run it back. What was even the question?

Just kill that mass. Names that you automatically correlate with athlete or skill set. I mean, yeah, anything Jordan, you're like, maybe? I'm always like, is he somehow related to him? Yeah. maybe yeah and I'm like you gotta think in the back of your head

that like everybody's thinking about that when they call your name out like you're always yeah like a different way like I always think like if there's a guy that's named Jordan first name Jordan and I had him automatically like

oh his dad just like worshipped MJ and it was like we're naming our kid I'm naming my son Jordan that's insane same thing with Shaq you know there's like I remember like there's a few different

shack like linebackers like Shaq Thompson in the NFL and in my head I was just like oh like his mom like his parents they love Shaquille and Neil. Yeah it's not like an OG name it's not an OG name there's the only one

Shaq Shaquille he put that shit on right dude we had a kid on our team in college U-ND Shaquille Hardaway swear to God I swear you guys, Shaquille Hardaway is so crazy.

Middle name Jordan, promise. You're lying. That's like a, no, just in case shit. Dead ass. On Coach Keevers.

Shaquille Hardaway. He was funny as hell, bro, and he just like owned it. He was just like, he was like one of those funny football players that was like kind of like look kind of good, like would have been good,

didn't stay, didn't play all four years. freshman year. Wow. What an icebreaker. Shaquille Jordan Hardaway? Hey, but played football. Like, damn.

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