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Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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Cold-ass room. Jaws on the screen. Oh, bro. Dun-d-d-dun-d-dun-d-ton-ton-dun-ton-dun-d-dun-d-d-d-ha. Your feet during jaws. Not bad for a fat guy. T-G. 143.

And they're off. Forward attack, guys. Forward-to-A. I know, bro. Look at this. Hey, Paxon, buy one, get too free? I was like, oh, so they're going out of business. Hey, outlet, outlet.

Hey, did get scared for a little bit, though. Yeah, Paxon, man. That was an interesting day when you crept your way in there the first time when you were like 13 or 14. Kind of scared to go in there, you know? I'm like, it's just the big leagues, man. I don't know if I can do this. They got like belts, like belt buckles. I'm like, I'm not ready for that.

Everybody in there was so hot. Chunky skateboarder shoes. I'm like, not really me. Are they going to call me out if I'm in here? Hey, the girl that you first were really into, like your first real high school fling, the girl that changed your personality, she was the one who wanted you to shop a pack son.

Yeah, why don't you like going there? Really? like kind of took you back a little bit. Like if you wore like those jeans, like some skater jeans and like this Los Angeles Kings shirt and these vans shoes, that would be super cute. And you're like,

okay, yeah, I can. I guess I absolutely have to then. No, no, no if ands are butts, babe.

Throwing them on. Hey, hey, walking out of the fitting room to your girlfriend. The face you make? Hands up. What you think? You hit him with the...

I mean... Do the fake run? Got hit the fake run, bro. Pack son. That was the girl when you were like 15. The first one that you fell in love with. You were like, I will change my life for you. I'll do anything you want.

I'll wear those. I'll wear that. Mm-hmm. TG-143. So, we got to tell a... clubhouse these guys LOL

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Stationed out now about it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you're going to go find some gyms in there. We're going to be posting our clipies. We'll be interacting with the clubhouse on there. Just another way to talk to you guys. You got the email that you guys hit up every week.

Team these guys at gmail.com. But now we got these guys L-O-L. These guys L-O-L. Follow. send DMs. Let's do it all, bro. Let's party over there. It's going to be fun.

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Don't, don't skip. We need your ratings, reviews, everything. Tell the homies. Let's grow this thing, man, because it's going to be big one day. It all starts now. It all starts now, man.

Hey, overcome adversity. This is why we do what we do. Nothing changes. If nothing changes. Scumman. What do you think Southport's doing? I was like, I don't run through my head every day. I don't really think they're trying this hard,

but they're still probably going to beat us. That's what I thought about every team. I was like, they ain't doing this shit. That's for sure. But like, they just have guys that are really, really, really good track athletes and I mean what are we going to do about that one of my best friends he he was telling me over the weekend that he does like volunteer coaching in the summer for his high school so he's one of those coaches he's one of those coaches that comes over you know

comes in the summer and then by the time that September rolls around you're like was that a mythical figure did that guy actually exist was coach scott a hologram can't help during the school year because he can't be there at three you can't bust out of the office at three you know so he's got to do the summertime when they're doing evening workouts evening evening guy dude

hey specialist he's our defense's our defensive specialist he'll look over the secondary look over specialists all those all those terms that aren't coach yeah if you're not calling him a coach he's not going to be there in two weeks

no he's going to be looking over the defensive secondary Coach Scott What do he got? Yeah, just here to Let's just get better

every day, guys Okay Can't go wrong with that Can't go wrong with that We'll get better every day He was saying that He was saying that it's just 21 Jump Street now You've probably never seen that movie

But I'll explain for you I know the clubhouse has seen it But Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill They go back to high school as undercover high school students after they'd graduated and been out for like 10 years and they go back and Channing Tatum

everything that was cool when he was in high school is just flipped. So he's like what the hell is going on? Why? It's kind of like Billy Madison. You know, when Billy Madison goes back and everybody,

he was just saying how like everybody's got like the floppy hair and like, you know, they're painting their nails and they're down to do all these dances and everything. He's like, dude, it's insane. all these kids now, that's the

thing. They are the cool ones. They're the one ever wants to be like. But when we were in high school, it was the exact opposite. Like, we would have gotten our ass kicked for that. So it's just interesting to hear from Boots on the ground specialist, specialist Bill being there.

It's not a reminiscent podcast, dude. What are you talking about? Hey, Steelers got into uniforms. I was waiting for you to say something. You like the khaki pants? You like the school pants? Let me...

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know. Hey, let's get a minute. Let's get a minute, dude. Let's get a minute on it. This is going to be a cool. Yeah. Let's go.

I can go two minutes. Here we go. Dude, I love the new Steelers throwback uniforms. I love them. I think that I'm just a. Imagining myself. Well, for those who don't know, it's the 1933, the warm in the 90s to, Rod Woodson, Kevin Green era. It's got the Pittsburgh City Crest. It's got it looks like a castle kind of on the front. The jersey itself is bright gold. It's yellow. It's got black stripes. It's got white numbers on the front with black trim on the numbers on the front and then black lettering and numbers on the back. It pops. All I can think about is wearing black jeans every single game day. during the fall with a gray hoodie and one of those alternate jerseys on. It's going to pop.

It's going to look so clean. The white numbers on the front with a black trim around the gold. Oh my goodness. Crispy is the definition. Crispy is the definition. I love them. I think the khaki pants are fine. They're just neutral.

They're right there. You're not going to go with anything else other than that color. With the gold helmet on top of it too, I think it's perfection. I love it. Wow. com. No, bad for it. Molnar minute.

I always start getting into Kuiper by about, by about the 35 second mark. All of a sudden I start getting in the rhythm. I start talking a little bit like my Kuiper. I love the gold helmet. You might want to just do them like that, bro. We need like we should clip all your minutes and put them on our page. I think.

No, I'm scared. The minute, the minute is just for the real is for you and the real clubhouse who invest in the time. I'm not giving it out there for the rest of the internet to just scroll. and watch and judge. No, that's for the people who are here every single week. It's the people who email.

That's for people who get the show. That's for the people who the station doesn't know about. Station doesn't know about the other people out there. It's too bad because I'm clipping it. But, yeah, I'm with you, bro. I don't know. Like, I didn't know how I felt about the tan pants, but it is like kind of a dope thing.

Like the Giants did it last year. It looks good. it looked way, remember everybody was like, everybody was drag in the Giants unis. Those throwback ones I have, kind of, dude, if the Giants and Steelers played and wore those, Giants and Steelers,

kind of a hot little matchup. Oh, yeah. It's always in December and November when they play. That's a good one, bro. But I just think it looks super crispy and clean. I think it pops, like I said, and all those things are good for me. Like, I'm just, dude,

I can't stop thinking about wearing that with like a white throwback Steelers hat that gray hoodie underneath black jeans some white Nike's or some Jordans put me on the cover of a magazine East Bay magazine. You on the cover of East Bay Magazine black jeans Steelers throwback jersey hoodie on retro Jordan 10s the white ones

it's up exactly you get it Jordan's in coffee with a coffee just like on the move like on a crosswalk just waiting waiting for game day to start dude it's like 6 48 a.m hey you have a dog

your dog's on the leash behind you it's trying to run away and get hit by a car Joey Mollett underneath Joey Mollinard face beat red because T.J. Watt like got turf toe or something that day and you're mad

I just have a buffalo sauce around my mouth. Hey, Santa hat on. I love how you can put a Santa hat on any outfit and it slaps. No matter what, it's, dude, it's the jeans of hats. Wow. Do you wear jeans? If somebody showed up to a Fourth of July party with a Santa hat on. Oh, that's my fucking boy.

Smack my ass. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, Christmas of July. Christmas of July, right? Christmas of July. I could take some more of that. Both pass out and die. All right.

Not a holiday podcast. We told you it's not a holiday podcast. Fourth of July swim trunks, wife beater, Santa hat. Oh, my hottest guy alive. This guy. Bro, that's a fit. What shoes or sandals? dude all the all the ladies just went like this

all the burby girls Jesus Christ Hey hey Mid white Nike's Sox what's just white Air Force ones Can't beat it Gotta join them babe Mm-hmm What swim trunks

Just American flag That guy's that guy 100% chance Have blown his hand off this evening Hey, you know what, though? It could also play the other way. Show up to a Christmas party in the same outfit. Everybody's like, what's up, Tropical Santa? Beard.

Button up with fireworks on it. Where the ho-ho's at? Who's not talking to him? See? See? It's perfect. You're putting that guy in a headlock in like two hours at that party. Oh, yeah.

for sure that guy's bringing a shot ski what's that that's like five of them lined up on one bar and you all never done that

never done that the coordination with that just trips me out and I see pictures people do that I'm like the timing had to be insane like should you get a practice rep

no it's tough and then yeah if you're like not ready you can go back too quick just straight at the back of the throat you're puking you know

pretending like it's not that bad, but it's horrible. I'm good. First and only one I ever did was at LSU. They invented those. Like in a Baton Rouge tailgate, pressure was on.

But I was so fucked up by that point. I was, you know, just went down like water. Let's get fucked up. We're in the middle? You're on the edge. I don't remember that detail. I don't remember that detail. But probably waiting, puked in a trash can after that. What were you shooting? Hey, Fireball. No, it was like, it was like UV blue or something.

Whoa. Yeah. Anything blue. You know one of those, you know how every tailgate at every concert, at every game for anything, every location that you go to, every location that you go to. Location has their own has their own concoction. That's like theirs, you know. It's like tired. Tiger, tiger juice. Blood. Tiger blood. Come on, get you some tiger blood. Oh, I just had some mama juice over there.

Yeah, well, this is dad grease. Weirdest names. I'll take it. Every one of them, though. Yeah, you're like, yeah, you know what? It's probably a lot better than just drinking fireball straight up. So let's do it. Remember that one year fireball took over the world?

Yeah, you're thinking like 2014? It was like, yeah. It was a dirty year. But it was everywhere. And then I feel like people, no one drinks it now. I don't know. Maybe they do. It's not as popular.

I feel like it still hangs around with the older generation because they still can't wrap their mind around that alcohol just tastes like a cinnamon treat. I still can't either. I'm like, this is big red gum. Right. Big on the, big on the golf course. because they'll have the little shooters of the fireball and you just pop a couple of those Dude hey

You're not gonna believe this Saw a movie last night Superman How was it Went to the theater in Hollywood Universal IMAX Pretty sick dude Pretty sick

I don't want to give any I'll catch you out to the theater huh? Yeah, I was like, I gotta see it. Everybody was going crazy about it. I was like, this is the first superhero movie, like, probably in a year, which isn't too long. That, like, has a ton of hype, you know, and, like, actual people that I know are like, it was amazing. I'm like, all right, I got to see this. You got to see what's going on. Skarnan. Skarn on with Superman? So you liked it? I liked it, yeah. I don't want to get too into it or anything.

Yeah, we don't want to got to do that. We don't got to spoil it. it, but we do got to know what you got to theater. Hey, nothing. First time, hey, nothing. And boy, I was starving, too. Nothing. I didn't, I was like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna try to like, just be pure, babe, just be pure.

What is wrong with you? Bro, I don't know. I didn't want all the trash around me. It's kind of a pack theater. There's like some girl I don't even know to my right. You know, it was, uh, that's like at least 65% of the fun of going to a movie I know but then I'm like

I've done things in movie theaters before where I get to the like the threshold where I'm like am I sick? I didn't want that you know I mean you like eat so many peanut M&Ms because you're so excited you start to get hot like damn I just ate 17 peanut M&Ms and 13 seconds like my neck's hot and like what if I throw up right here you can just feel the sugar the anchor of the sugar

just sitting in your gut like a weight dude it always hits you like a brick bro you're like oh my god I had too many like sour mini air that's just now you start to feel a little car sick and then here's the other thing

I was like I just don't want I don't want to have to pee dude if there's a movie I went to I couldn't wait to see it but I had to pee twice during it and I was like I thought I'd this out. And I was like, I, I just got to go. I got to go. I'm going to miss something. But I got to, I can't sit through this movie with P. With P. Brain. Can't do it. And you're just, you're just thinking about that. Yeah.

You're not even focused on the task at hand. And it was like late Sunday night. It was yesterday. It was last night at 10.30 p.m. So I was like, it's damn near Monday. I'm like, let's just, let me just see if I can get through this. But the way I wanted to have a popcorn bucket. Oh my God. and throw just Reese's pieces peanut eminette dude I would put I put more chocolate in there

than popcorn what's your movie theater move do you do I mean that's that's crazy I always dude I mean I don't make it to the theater but maybe once a year maybe

so when I go I go you know that's what I was thinking too when I get in there I get me hopefully they have Coke products. So I'll get me a large Diet Coke. Well, check that. I'll give me like a medium one

because that really is the large. You know what I mean? The movie sizes are crazy. They'll get a medium diet Coke. I'll get a thing of popcorn. For with that, it's going to popcorn. A bowl of popcorn. With that, it's going to be salty. So you got

to even it out, right? You got to have a little bit of the chocolate, right? If you're going, you have the sweet with the savory. So usually would get me like the mini kit cats if they have them. Oh, talk to me, baby. Or peanut M&Ms. Those are my two choices there.

But also, here's where I go. Here's where I go. This is your wild card. This is your Steelers throwback, 1933. You got to get some sour gummy stuff too. Yeah, you mix in those. You're not eating those at the same time, though, are you? No.

No. Okay, no. No. That always had me all weirded out. When people would eat sour stuff. and chocolate stuff together. I was like, it doesn't make sense.

It just doesn't make sense. I'm doing the chocolate and the popcorn during the previews and at the beginning because the hot corn is still going to be hot and fresh. And then I'll take a little break

because like you said, sugar weight, sugar anchor comes and sits on the belly and I'm like, damn. But I'll take a little break and then about, you know, the climax of the movie

maybe heading into the third act, then that's where I'll pop open the Sour Patch kids or the skittles and I'm like you know this is just a good tasty I still have a little bit left over the Diet Coke gets me home on the back end sour on the back end it's a nice little present waiting for you for like the final battle of the movie exactly exactly dude dude me in the theater seat oh it's crazy it's crazy of half of maybe 75% of everything I do is because of the food

Yeah, it's insane. But yeah, dude, final, final battle with a fresh bag of like sour micanikes or something. Dude, I, I, I, uh, that's so crazy, you went to the theater and got nothing. Sunday night, I'm just winding down my weekend. Ryan, kids are asleep. Jalls is on. So I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude. Let's do Jalls on Sunday night.

love that movie. Classic, classic Hollywood blockbuster, right? So I'm just sitting in my bed and I hadn't had dinner yet because it's one of those weird days where we had lunch at like one and it was a big lunch. And then you come back and you're like, I don't know, putting the kids down to bed, bath time at six and stuff. I'm like, I did. So I just skipped over dinner, but I'm sitting there. I'm like, I'm pretty hungry. Made myself a little snack. And then I got, we have Hershey bars because we've been making s'm spores with the kids. We have Hershey bars. and I bought the blue nerd gummy clusters. And so I'm just sitting there watching Jalls on Sunday night back and forth.

Oh, it's a crazy mix, dude. Fruity candy and chocolate candy. I did it. Yeah. Well, I take that back. No, I still kept true to myself because we had, that was part of my snack. I made a peanut butter sandwich and I had, right, got some, like, popcorn. Right, got some popcorn from the store that's just in a bag.

So I had some popcorn. And when I'm doing the Hershey bar, I'm having the popcorn, savory and sweet. And then afterwards, that's when I'm done with the chocolate bar. Then that's where I'm going to the blue nerd clusters. Hey, you had a party is what you did. I had a single party watching Jalls. No better time in your life. Oh, dude.

No better. Hey, my feet. Cold ass, cold ass room. Jalls on the screen. Oh, bro. Your feet during Jaws. Hey, dude. The theme, the Jalls theme, it's like matching up to me going for the blue clusters.

Yeah. If you're not rubbing your feet together What are you doing? So I did I had myself a little party Had myself a little party Peanut butter sandwich No jelly

No dude What Did you throw down some milk too? Get this Sugar-free apple juice Dude you're You had the best night of your life That's not even a party anymore

You plan on dying today or something you're like, I need to go out with a bang. It's just some good Sunday night stats, bro, low key. Pretty nice, pretty nice moves there, dude. It was, man. It was nice. You know what?

And look, I'm proud of myself and I treated myself a little bit there because Saturday night I went to a bar with one of my best friends. We just had a handful of beers, just catching up, hanging out, having some beers. and I came back at about 9.30 and the whole way back in the Uber, I was just like, man, I'm pretty hungry, pretty hungry.

I could probably scroll on DoorDash here a little bit. Got back to the house and bed, scrolled on DoorDash a little bit, but I was like, you know what? Nah, I don't need to do that. I don't need to do that. I don't need to do that. That was, I didn't do it.

And then Sunday night as well, Sunday night as well. I'm sitting there, Rise already sleep. It's like 8.30. Doing the D.D. Scroll. D.D. Scroll's going. and I'm like, I could. You know, I'll just head downstairs and just hodgepodge this. The way I'd want to just screen share with you while you D.D. Scroll.

All I want to, all I want to do. I don't want to know anything else, bro. Just what's your D.D. Scrolls? I'm like, what are you tapping into? I'll find anything on there, bro. Grilled cheese? It's interesting. Yeah.

I did. Okay, so here's a fat stat for you. On Friday night. This was, we did cave and we did DoorDash once the kids went to bed to get dinner. And Rye got sushi. I got Culvers. What a play. Just like, yeah, whatever.

So does the same driver pick both those things up? I think so. They arrived at the same time. And that probably explains why I got a concrete mixer. And it was more like a lava mixer. Because it was just, it was nothing but liquid, bro. Hey, even better. Hey,

fattest I've ever been, dude, I think I, liquid concrete. I finished my food. Quick cream. I'm laying in bed. I'm playing in bed.

I pop the lid of the concrete mixer and I just start drinking it, dude. Hell yeah. What? Oh my God. The way I've done that with like a chick-fil-A cookies and cream milkshag before. Like, it's so good I can't take it anymore.

And I'm just like, Hopping the safety off, boys. Elbows up. Thickest drink you've ever had going down your throat. I'm like, this is the best time of my life. Man. Drinking shakes, dude. I had dayline on.

I was drinking my concrete mixer. I was like, I'm just so fat, dude. So then Saturday and Sunday, that's why I, like, limited myself. I was like, you know what? We're just going to, we're going to. Nice. Nice. Where are you out on?

not a food podcast. You into sushi? I don't think you are at all. No, I can't. I don't know. I just, some about it just don't add up to me.

It don't sit right. It's just every guy says I've had sushi. It's so funny. My dad too. I love it. I'm like, whatever. Oh, yeah. Dude.

You just got to find your sushi, bro. You got to be put in a pressure sushi situation. And then you got to find your sushi situation. sushi. And it'll happen to you, bro. Before you know it, you'll be in a pressure sushi situation where you're at the restaurant. Come on, hurry. Oh, my God. Then you just got to go. Guns blazing. Go with your gut. I know you did this for a chick. Oh, yeah. Three. It's at a sushi restaurant with three girls. And I was like, I got to act like I know what I'm doing. Um, damn. Three girls. Oh, easy. Hey. You were on reality.

We get it. Nah, it wasn't like that. It was like friend zone. Worst situation ever. I was like the entertainment for the night. I wasn't. I wasn't,

I wasn't dude. I think they all, they were probably all like in relationships. Sounds even worse. But I was, pressure's on. When you got to make the girls laugh, pressure's on.

No, it kind of wasn't. because I wasn't, it wasn't one of those they already had boyfriends. I was like, I'm just kind of just kind of one of the girls. Like that was my role for the night. But I was in a pressure sit with the sushi and I was like, crunchy roll, you know? It was just.

Yeah. Just get something that's like kind of fried and you're like dip it in the yum yum sauce or whatever. It would be fine. Salmons raw? It is confusing. And like when people order sushi, they order so much.

You ever notice that? I'm like, I don't think you're eating all that at all. Like maybe like five of the rolls. They also just know. They pull orders out of their ass and it's so quick and they just know and you're like, what even is that that you just? How do you know? It's like the first time you at the Starbucks and you're like,

that was a rude awakening. You. Oh, that was wild. That was wild. I was like, right, you never had coffee here? I get it though. I didn't start coffee until I was like 27 or something, 26. Wasn't too far off from you.

Left Ben's apartment thinking that I was going to like, thinking I was sick because the jitters from the coffee were making me so so shaky. Because it was the first time I'd had any. Oh, yeah. Whoops. He had the dip shakes. Yeah. Yep. Dip spins.

Oh, my God. It's good to, uh, it's good to the clubhouse. Oh, and by the way, these guys, L.O.L.

you probably, I don't know, you might, you might be seeing the, uh, hunting origin on there. By the time you listen to this, these guys L.

a well, the hunty origin sketch might be up there. Real ones no. Yeah. Real ones know. What, what a post for the first post on there. Is that?

Oh, that's a real issue. we've ever done, dude. That's insane. I know, I know. So clubhouse. Let's see. Got a text from the

there, there we go. You're being too loud. Pretty much. From Lee. Bad to Brett Farve's bone. So, fellas. One year for football two days, our coach bust the entire team

to nowhere Mississippi to stay at a summer camp and practice on the same field that Brett Farv shot that one Wrangler commercial. Bad to the bone. Hot as hell and ended up being four days, but funniest week of my life. Want to see if you all have any good two-a-day stories or times that you spent the night away from home for sports. Thanks for all the giggles. I lost one of my best childhood boys last year and the stories make me think back on so many

good times with him. We all really live the same life. Anyways, I got to get back to watching Trinidad and Holiday punt return highlights while not paying attention to a Zoom call. Slap my ass with a Mark McGuire Power Vortex Bat while playing front yard baseball where we set up slipping slides at all the bases. War damn. Damn.

What a dog. What a great email. Also, um... First time that he's emailed. Sorry to hear about your friend, man. I'm really glad that, uh, that we can, we can help. That vortex bat. Yeah, we are all the same guy.

But, uh, two days stories. Oh yeah, we got two a day stories. I'm trying to think. I just remember how hot it was. I know. It was honestly like, I know.

It was honestly like a little messed up. How hot it was. I was talking to my brother-in-law about that yesterday because it was obviously like 94 degrees with 110% humidity and we were outside of the kids. And I was like, isn't it messed up that at one point in our life, we would just play like three baseball. games and a day in this.

Like do football practice in this. Twice. It's crazy. But do they still do it? Like are they doing there right now? I think two days are done. They just don't even have them? I don't think so.

Bro, what a toll that really took on your body though. But man, when you were done with that second two a day, going into an off day, the next day. Good feeling. Soaked in sweat. I'm just trying to think of a story. I've told this before but

bro one time we had this dude on our team that didn't have a face mask on his helmet like you know how the freshmen get all the worst equipment like last and I know that there's still

good equipment left but they just refute that piss me off so much like I want that face mask but like you have no right to say you want that face mask If you're like, I want that face mask. I was like, I got to have that face mask. That's like it.

They would give you one with the bar down the middle. And like it was getting to the last group of people getting equipment. Worst equipment of all time. And a homie just didn't just had a helmet with no face mask on it. Just lined up ready for stretching. First day. Number 47, blue jersey, helmet, gray helmet, no face mask. I was like, we're the poorest school.

Who was it? Blake Milner. Pretty strong in the way you're in, bro. Not much tick. Smart dude. But yeah. You know those guys are just strong? God, dang.

It's crazy to me. I'm like, how can you already bench 275 where a freshman? Strong, but they literally can't do anything else. And it doesn't translate on the field. But how are they that strong? It's crazy to me. The weights of these dudes were lifting

when I first got to high school. I was like, what? You? What have I been doing on my life? Just pretending I'm Spider-Man my whole life.

The, yeah, you mentioned it, but that second practice of the Saturday where you'd have Sunday off and so you'd leave that second practice. Dude,

you know that you need to go and just rest and just hydrate and kick your feet up and rest and watch a movie and just sleep. And that you know, you know you need to do that.

But you're 17, man. You're not doing that. Your high school body wants all the smoke, bro. You're just like, we got to go. We got to do something. Let's go to the gas station at 1 a.m. So one night of freedom, we got it. Where's the open house?

Where is it? And you feel like accomplished too. So like whatever you do, it's kind of a win. If it's like you go somewhere and it's not really that cool, you're still like, I mean, we still like got out. You know, we still like, you know, we still like, you know, broke the schedule. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I remember going to Bishop Dolahan camp. Yep. I remember that. And like the freshman hazy and like story time. Do you remember everybody would crowd into one dorm room?

It was insane. Incoming seniors down to incoming freshmen and everybody in between would all get into one dorm room after the end of the two days practice there and what people would just story time telling stories about partying

breaking the law hooking up whatever wrecked my dad's car dude unbelievable shit and like and like dude the like the legends

that were telling the stories you know like dudes you look up to like dude I was in eighth grade like two weeks ago and this this guy that I watched play on like Friday nights my whole life is telling this story in front of me right now

yeah I'm just across the room from them yeah that was like High school movie. Why are you talking about Paul Kassarro like that, dude? That wasn't for me. That was you. Oh, yeah, you probably weren't there. We did have Nick Baker in our squad one time, though.

It was kind of sick. No, I'm saying, Paul Kassarro was it for you, but you were that for me. Oh, God. Damn. Because Ben was going into a senior year, and I was, me, we were all going into our freshman year. And we didn't, yeah, we got put on the spot. We had to tell some story. We were 14.

We hadn't done shit. so I don't remember. We came up with some like, dill-ditching story. I hate that, but like it's still funny. It's still good. We got one of the,

I think we got a classic bin like, like, yeah, that made everything better. I was like, okay, we're good. We're in,

we're in, boys. Yeah, but that was like, you want to talk about times in your life when you felt like it was a movie and you're like,

I'm living in a movie right now. That was it for both. He's right here. Huh? This is what high school's like? And we're going to be doing that stuff? You're like, is Dinsaw Washington going to walk through the door right now and like come make us run laps for T.C. Williams? And then like the next day when you got in stretch, you feel like a little like you belong a little more.

You know what I mean? You're like, oh, that's like my dog. Like I don't really know him, but like he laughed at me last night though. A little bit. Yeah. It's good feeling. He might throw me like a five yard out today. Uh-huh.

Four practices a day. Yeah, in line. I think we're boys now. Smack the helmet. From Brett. Subject line, Jim Sorgi. OG backup.

So, fellas. First time, long time. Huge fans of both of you guys in this beautiful, not a sports reminisce in our holiday podcast. Thanks, Brett. Now that I've listened to every pot of these guys, I've been catching up myself on espresso

at a past time during the week. I just came across the episode with both of you burpee boys from 2021. An extreme home makeover edition was brought up. I was crying watching you guys fall out of your chairs laughing at this poor family as they watch their entire house get blown up by 357 sticks of dynamite and Ty Pennington screaming fire in the hole! And oh, 37 times. Anyways, love you boys.

Thanks for the laughs every week. If either of you all do show in Graham Rapids or Muskegon, Michigan, Michigan area, You know my happy ass will be there and my Kmart knockoff Rip Hamilton jersey from 04. Let's go. Slap my ass with a drain-o bomb. You and your boys launched in the middle of the street of some random neighborhood at 2 a.m. trying to impress three girls you met up with in 10th grade after sneaking out of your boy's house. Definitely didn't work.

All the best. Yeah, never did that or anything. Flashback to my entire high school career. Yeah, dude. That did three girls that don't even care. I'm like, why do we do it? Almost blew my pinky off. Why'd we do it?

Just like the pack son. Just like the pack son attire. The pack son goes. For the pack son you do, you fucking go pick up some decoration from some neighbor's house in the front yard and just like throw it up in the sky and watch it slam in the middle of the court.

Anything to get a laugh or to get a shit to be like, oh my God, he's kind of crazy. I like him. That's what we thought though. But they're like. let's talk to those college guys we met last week making plans to go down to Bloomington as you're doing that as I'm cutting Santa's head off of a like a light up plastic figure

with a saw yeah so we're leaving for Bloomington at like 8 a.m. Just set it right back up without its head funnyest thing I've ever done in my life only to me. But that's the best, you know? That's why I do it. Then you're like, yeah, well, me and the boys had fun.

Secretly so pissed. They're going to see Tim Sergi. And kind of scared that you're going to get called down to the office for cutting Santa's head off a random person's house in the neighborhood. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, God. Talk about another.

origin story for us. That was maybe the funniest clip we've ever done. Oh, that needs to go out on the page. Like, like priority. That might be the first thing we post. Ty Pennington actually like interacts with us because of that. My father. God.

It's really my dream just to be him. That's like he's a legend, bro. And he, I think he put down some ha-hazes like a lot of them. Ha-ha-ha-ha. I was like, he really thinks that's funny. I'm pretty sure he commented and then also like reposted, if I remember correctly. Nice. So hit us with a double.

But yeah, dude, just that I forgot the. Oh, ow. So funny. Yeah, I don't even. You say Chad Pannington or are they related? We use that. We use that clip, that house blowing up clip for so many other videos. The house blowing up had to be in at least four or five of our videos.

Early days. I was like to just just going all just all over the internet trying to find a house blowup clip. Could not find one except for that video. It's the best one. It's perfect. It's the way he's so excited to just cock the head back and yell. So perfect. Let's go to Chase.

Chase has Benny's Honey's hunting face Yo boys Listen to you guys talk about Hunty is the best thing I've ever heard I'd love to see a

Hunty guy versus Daddy's on air guy UFC fight Hunty has to KOM him right Anyways question If you had a party or show

And you had to wear your favorite jersey of all time Any sport Any athlete What jersey would you pick I think I'd go With teal Mariners

Ken Griffey Jr. Not a Jersey Podcast Love the pod and look forward to this hour every week slap my ass with Huntie's arm after he malfunctions and his arm flies off. Chase.

Sent from my Nokia 3310. 330. Hot. Humpty for Daddy's on air. Huntie versus Daddy's on air. Yeah, I mean, Hunty is a robot. So he would just use robot strength and just rip Daddy's on air's arms out of their socket. I got a soft spot for Huntie, really.

I know we make fun of them all the time, but I kind of like I feel for him. I think deep down in there he was like a like you know he was like a cool guy at one point and then he just got hauntedified and he's never going back but no

um yeah daddy's on air he too he'd be too busy like trying to take selfies and posting about how he's doing this fight and how he can't be at his kid's six birthday party daddy's not on air anymore Or. Or.

Or. Oh. I'm ready to be daddy too, honty. Do you want to have babies, Hunter? It'd be scary to fight robot, honey. I'd be like, you know.

Okay, party or show and wear your favorite jersey of all time. You say you want to have babies? Do you want to have babies, honty? I am ready to be. Dada.

I have babies whenever you are ready pick them up from school take them to baseball practice daddy's daddy's ready God favorite jersey of all time any sport any athlete that's a really tough one

usually my favorite jersey I don't know if I have one but it's just like in the moment and it's never like a favorite It's just like the most like fucky one in the moment that I'm like I would love that

and for me right now it's that like blue Ricky Williams Dolphins jersey God I don't even think they ever wore them because it's like an alternate black priest holmes

black priest holmes black allstadt blue Ricky Williams these are all the things I just look for on eBay at like 2 a.m. I got mine. Mine would for sure be

Red Titans alternate Eddie George. I mean, God, it looks... It pops hard, yeah. But like I'm not talking about and I had it when I was young.

I told that story a few weeks ago. But I wouldn't want it to be like I would want it to be like fresh and pristine. It's such a cool jersey. I want it to be worn. It would really take me back to being a little kid again. I would Pacer's Navy Pinstripe Art Test 91. Tough.

Ben, trying to get that. Gold pinstripe, J.O. God dang, man. Pacers go back to those unies. I like what they're doing with their new, with what they got going on. But honestly,

I really like the, and I have it and I still wear it regularly, but the Bobby Boucher, Waterboy, I mean, that would be up there for me. It is a good jersey. All stitched.

They made those replicas the right way. Usually they don't do it. But for that, they really did hit it right. I loved when the, when the mud dogs got new unies in the movie. I was like crazy. Anytime a team gets new unies in movies, dude,

there's got to be a top five of that. One of them. Oh, yeah, out of nowhere? I'm like, this is legit. And like the, they kind of had like, was it the ad? Did they play in it? What bowl was it?

Bourbon bowl? Bourbon bowl. That's so sick. They had like ESPN there. Yep, Brent Musburger. Yeah. I'm thinking like, what are the top five new unies in movies, like moments? We might not be able to.

We might not be able to. Why is it such a cool thing when teams get new unies? If you don't feel that. The meat machine and everybody, yeah, mean machine. Goldberg was like number X. I was like, yeah. You could do that? black face mask and that one dude had a sig

I was like this hard as fuck and I was like he might be like good now because I got new year he like looks good now he might like come off a blitz and get a sack I love those moments when like the the guy that isn't good like makes a good nice little ankle tackle during the game I stand up in the theater I'm like let's go

right you're like even he's in on it yeah it's over all in all in it's over bro Homeboy with the SIG in his mouth Is making plays off the edge It's a rat Yeah so you got the water boy

You got you got Longest Yard I got a sleeper Cool runnings When they get all They get the black With the yellow and the green The Jamaican

Yeah And like the captain on the team Is even like Yeah He's feeling it Um, you haven't seen bad news bears, I bet, but they have one in there. I haven't. The coach brings them.

Dude, does, uh, what about, uh, is it called Moneyball? Yeah, that's not it though. What, the baseball movie? Gee Baby? Oh, hardball. Hard ball. They get new unies, don't they? When the Cacumbas get them?

Yeah. I feel like. Cucumbus. Yeah, yeah. Good moment. That's good. Drop that in there if anybody has anything. Yeah.

Top five uni moments in movies. Comments. Let's go to Matt. Subject line, Frank Gore. Hey guys, love the pod. Do you think Hunty ever has a moment where you realizes he's doing something he shouldn't be doing

only to think to himself, Huntie know about this? Slap my ass with a side. sack full of apples because summer's over and fall is here go stealers Matt my kind of guy my kind of email apples in the fall bro and today I started to feel like a little little taste of fall I don't know what it was but I was walking back from working out and I was like why is it I'm in I'm on fall talk right now

yeah I knew it I knew it's something going on bro it's not dude summer summer's so over it's so crazy I'm on fall talk and it's all and I like every single one of them and it's all you know where it'll be like a compilation of different snippets of like a town in Massachusetts

and it's the most fall there's no way this is real and it's the nightmare before Christmas guy talking do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do like pumpkin cookies and shit i'm like god what's your what's your when you think of fall what's like the memory that hits you hard like what's like your like it's fall like i got like two that i'm like oh i remember that

from an i was a kid it gets me so high uh probably your video it's fall yeah i love that juries Taylor's That one, damn. When I first think of fall, I think of my grandparents' harvest party that they had when I was... Harvest party? Yeah.

What is that? And they had one when I was 10. They would just have everything you could think. It's a fall party. So they were like, they would have tents and they would have. and they would have a hay ride, and they'd have hay bales everywhere, and they'd have like a bucket with apples in them,

bobbing for apples, and people could dress up if they wanted, and they'd have caramel apples. Oh, caramel apples. They'd have bonfires. They had two that were like big old bangers awesome parties when I was a kid. And I just remember the weather was so like, it was like 49 degrees, the crunchy of the leaves at night time, you know?

Like you could kind of almost hear your breath. That's what I think of. Dude, I don't know why. When you were talking about that, I thought about like a pumpkin cake donut. How good are those? You know what I'm saying? Like that's the only cake donut I'm kind of riding for. Is that pumpkin one?

PSLs come out in like two seconds, by the way. Saw my first Spirit Halloween Yesterday. I forgot to tell you. Where? Where? What did it take over? It was right across the street from... Oil change place or something? No, it was right across the street

from the Greenwood Park Mall on... Going south on 31. Yeah. I love Spear Halloween. They'll go in anywhere. Somebody's tree house in the backyard? Spirr Halloween. July 20th, row.

Spirit Halloween. that's pushing it even for me it's pushing it even for me I need like a get school back in session give me like an August 14th 15th I'm like okay now we can

July 20th they got to stock their shelves dude Spirit Halloween's it too because party said he's out I know that's true all right Matt wants to know you think Huntie ever has a moment

where he realizes he's doing something he shouldn't be doing only to think to himself Huntie know about this uh oh thoughts I didn't know I do do huntie I don't think Huntie's ever done anything wrong, bro.

Maybe he like burns a house down trying to make her something. Breakfast and bed, Hunty? I forgot to turn up the burner. Honey, I love you still. Just. Everything behind him crumbling down and fine. I think Huntie is just on top of everything, bro.

not a situation Humpty hasn't prepared for or thought about because it's everything that like a regular guy like us wouldn't do like I would forget to take

I would forget to turn off the oven and then my wife would be like Joey like and I'd be like but I made you breakfast in bed and she'd be like yeah but you could have burn our house down

Huntie's just like I mean he's got a timer for everything yeah Huntie's on it Huntie's on it robot time or you did make a good point though he could just be like

so solely invested in Hunty that everything else just goes by the waist. Does it matter? Does he have like good cooking skills though? Yeah, he like he whips up this really great breakfast and then you go into the kitchen and like all the supplies are still on, you know, like the mixer's like still going. The blender's still spinning. For some reason a hose is just like flying in the kitchen wet everywhere. Don't you like her breakfast,

Hunty? I love you. And she's like, oh, Hunty. I love that this is the second email that we've gotten, maybe 30 email we've gotten about Hunty this week.

People love the Huntie. Hi, Huntie. Don't be a huntie. Crazy how times change. Let's go to Caleb. It doesn't have anything in the, Oh, wait.

Actually, hold on. Auntie is such a funny word. I know. I want that hat so bad. Auntie. Oh, God. Caleb says, Airheads extremes greater than warheads.

Drinking Monster Energy in middle school was like an appetizer for beer in high school. Popping warheads was an out-of-body experience, but airheads extremes felt better on the teeth. Slap my ass and refill my cup with Mr. Pib Extra while I draft a new team in Madden Franchise mode for the gazillionth time. Shout out Michael Campanero, Ricky Proll, Brenton, Burson.

Wow. I don't know the first guy. Campanero? I know him. I think he might have been a baseball player. Yeah. I thought it was like a homie from high school. At first I did too.

No, that's not it. Michael Campanero, he played for the Titans. Slick about Ravens in the seventh round of the 2014 NFL draft, wide receiver. Yeah. I remember this fella. Yeah, he was like a punt returner specialist. Yeah. And then who was the other one he said besides Ricky Pruill?

Because everybody knows Ricky Perel. Britten Burson. This guy was a, he was a defense. defensive back. I know this. I think for the Panthers. Yep. Oh, no, he's a wide receiver. Oh, he's the white guy wide receiver. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Number 11. Wide receiver went to Wofford.

Yeah. Wofford. I always hear so much about that college. Airheads extremes. Yeah, I had the, I told you last week how I had the, I had the, I had the, Did I tell you that? I can't remember. I was talking to somebody about it,

but I had the Jolly Rancher ropes instead of the sweet tart ropes. And I did tell you that. And they weren't good. I don't know why I just never got down with the airheads extremes. I didn't like the flavor of them. I felt like they just tasted like plastic. I'm just all about the OG candy a lot. Like you just can't beat like six airheads.

heads in your hand. Stack of six. I'd take that over money. Six airheads, boom. Purple and orange was such pure flavors. I'll take that all day over extremes. But he said against warheads. Warheads are such like a gimmick candy.

Dude, I might go warheads because of the flavor variety on that dog. I know, but they also do like it is gimmick because it runs out so quickly. then all of a sudden you're just like, why do I have like one of my grandma's fucking uh, jewels in my mouth? Yeah. But this is all the same flavor it feels like. Yeah.

But at least there's, I don't know, you're chewing on it. Like you keep getting more flavor. Once you, once you drain the warhead of its flavor in eight seconds. And like I said, it's just like a piece of hard candy from your grandma's house. Bro.

Remember when this? Remember Sour Punch Straws? Those were one of a kind. That was like the OG like this packaging, this form of those were insane. That was a big like, was that a big gas station one or was that like a movie theater one? I only got those on special occasions, but they were like unbelievable. I time around my tongue. Dude, I knew I was having a good day when I would get them after a baseball game.

You know, if you get one of those at the concession stand after a baseball game, you don't know. But you'd get like a snack ticket or whatever. Oh, yeah. And they had those. I always was having those at baseball diamonds. They always had them at those concession stands there. There were so many in there. I felt like I was like, are we allowed to eat all these?

I'm like, there's like 20 straws in here. Real bang for your buck in that situation. Let's do one more. Amazing. From Andrew. Dudes, I need a ruling and some advice. I fear I might be coming a huntie. I've got three kids under the age of five.

Over the course of the last two months, we've been subjected to three professional photo shoots arranged by my wife. Last week on vacation, I opted to skip playing golf with the homies in order to walk around with the kids while she went shopping. Am I a hunky? I need some advice on how to de-huntify myself before I become a full-on Stepford husband.

Smack my ass harder than Corey Schlesinger clearing out the blitzing linebacker so that Barry Sanders could take it 60-2 yards of the house. Here's a picture of my two and a half year old With him at a KFC Taco Bell In the middle of nowhere, Michigan Dude is still rocked up in his 50s And it could still kick out an edge

Wow, that's funny He took a picture with his kid Of Schlesinger That's so sick Dude my cousins from Michigan Love Schlesinger too That's like a OG He was a

I think he was a freak on Blitz Is Andrew a Humpty? Dude, that's such a full black name too. Right. I don't, dude, I think if you, if you are aware of that you could be a hunky, you're not a hunky. Like you, you know what's going on.

Hunty's don't know, bro. They're so hunky. They're like, I don't even know a hunted yes. Mm-hmm. And I don't care because I do it for you. You, you'll, you'll. No. Yeah, I think you're good, bro.

Yeah, Andrew, as a, I agree. with Ben and as a married man and a father of two kids myself, I think you're just being a good dad and a good husband. There's a difference between being a good dad and a good husband and being a hunty. Huh? Yeah. Now, I will say the three professional photo shoots...

That's a lot, bro. I could not do it. You're edging. You're edging. But again, the fact that you have come to grips with it yourself, and you can look yourself in the mirror and be like, am I going to at least have the conversation with my wife about how maybe we need to tone it down a bit?

Hunty would never. Hunty would just be like, I have these two shirts. Which one do you like best, Huntie? I am ready for the photos. If you want to de-huntify yourself a little bit on that next photo shoot,

just put both of you in a little three-point stance. What age? Hit one of those. There you go. Right out of hunting mode. You said, okay, so you've got three kids under the age of five. So you got you, your wife, three kids. So just do a whole, hey, hey, baby, I'd love to do it.

We're doing an offensive wine pick. Yep, get the huddle. Get it all in there. Do the pick. Maybe you're the catcher and your wife is, you know, hitting the Sheffield on them. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Hey, tag us. We need to start doing that again. when everybody was going to bars and doing the catcher and the oh that was hard bro was it the catcher in the the ump behind or was it yeah it was a catcher in the ump the ump was doing a strike and the catcher was so sick bro why was that cool i didn't remember why he came up with it i think we were just like trying to do something different than just you know dudes did we i don't know either but we got to get that rock we got to get that going for football season every pick dude it's got to be under center now

That's my favorite pictures. That's my favorite pictures that I take after I do shows and people want to meet and stuff. I've had multiple times where a group of dudes would be like, you're the quarterback. Let's go. That's the best. Yeah. Because I always kind of forget. And they're like, right?

You're trying to get under center. And I'm like, I'm like, honored. Oh my God. Literally, we'll slap your ass. Yeah. Send in fake people. Second, sending fake people in motion. Pax on girls in motion.

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