THESE GUYS! - FOX VILLAGE

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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Slep my ass, while Joey does an impression of Al Michaels saying, Playcock at 5 is going to be intercepted at the goal line by Malcolm Butler. Dude, that was heat. I thought you switched over to a sound bite or something. That was a good, bro. Not bad for a fat guy. TG124. Combine's still going on?

Who knows, man? I watched... 72 hours straight of the combine didn't take my eyes off I think I watched the receivers run three times all of them just same guy oh I saw that yesterday but I'm gonna watch the exact same thing again yeah rich and DJ just planted up there and but then yeah I'm NFL network like it was going live but then it would be replays but they're going at night so you just honestly couldn't tell it all whether it was happening live or if it was a replay or what was going on it was just a good thing and he was loop. Kind of love it. Saw your impression like 47 times. I was like, yep. I know him.

Yeah, it was cool. It was all right. It was fun. It was wild week. Wild week for Schmitty and Indy. Did you see anybody famous? Started it with meeting Peyton Manning, ended it with meeting David Spade.

Oh. The hell? Just another week, dude. Whatever. Yeah, it was cool. But let's push ticks real quick. Tickies, tickies, tickies. Potsden, Pennsylvania, Saturday.

Daddy's coming to town. Dad is coming to Potsdown. Insert Dada in your lineup. Daddy'll be there. March 8th. Soul Jol's. Daddy's coming home. Daddy's on air.

I'll see you there. Plano, Texas, April 2nd, Rochester, New York, May 9th. And the 10th, back-to-back days. to me, New York. Las Vegas, Nevada, May 24th, get your tickets,

Bennypolice.com. What about you, Joy, Joy? Yeah, Irvine Improv, heading out there, March 13th, Irvine Improv, SoCal, Clubhouse,

come out, tickets in my bios everywhere beneath this show. But, yeah, just a bunch of daddies. Daddy's coming for that ass. Daddy's coming. Look at my ass.

Look at my ass. Look at my ass. Walk through the door. Daddy's home God damn it right when I walk Daddy's home Who's fucking with Daddy?

Tata's home Guku Gaga Suck it Daddy's here Dad to give you Papa Then I gotta go be on air From 12 to 5

Dadas got a full pack day All right Anyway, you thought, okay, yeah. No, no, no, what were you going to say? It looks like you're going to say something. He thought that it was gone. He thought that I was gone with a gun. Blood running down in his mouth.

All right, never mind. What? It got weird. They like get weird and that's like when I tune out. Like other than that, like I'm good. He's wearing his hat like it's 2009. It's the best way to wear a hat right there, dude. everybody hates on it dude you think you're like cool no it's the like if you're actually a guy and you've worn a hat it's just the most like chill it's not like suffocating my head it's just like what's up can i get it's up

you guys don't need to know what team it is it's just the green bill it's on the head wearing it like it's 2009 it's fine 16 because it's not a reminiscent high school podcast no no that's what it is that's not this has never been reminiscence sports podcast before it's just way less pressure you know it's just way less when the hats like that of a commitment everything's just a little bit more loose when you just tossed the hat on top of the head i'd rather talk to you like this than if you were wearing it like squared up second day or third base coach style sometimes you just got to loosen it up man not a baseball podcast isn't nope anyways um do you see soda last week what i don't know wait

It's not a baseball podcast, so it doesn't matter. Juan Soto. But Soto went deep like three times in his first two games or something. How does that happen? When dudes hit like three home runs in one game, I'm like, dog, what? Is that the same pitcher? Like, change it up, maybe? I don't know.

How are we doing that? Like, one home run, and the pitcher should be like, okay, shit. Like, let me fix this. three in one game off the same guy I'm like that pitcher's a piece of shit Ben's baseball thoughts actually episode of these guys

actually I don't know if I can name one guy in the MLB you just did one Soto oh that's because you said it while he's wearing a major league baseball jersey

it's Ben's baseball thoughts Bartolo Cologne because Cologne's the hardest last name ever Bartolo not bad too Does he still play or is that a guy from like 1954? No, I mean, he started playing in 54 basically. He was like the oldest player of all time.

But I think he just hung him up a handful of years ago. I just want to ask him fact check. I just want a John Rocker jersey. Thanks. Yeah, he's been in the news lately. What a dick. But your mom loved him. That's that guy.

Like, why is my mom always like the bad boys? God, John Rocker Walking around my house 12 years old Why is my mom always like the bad boys? Listening to hard country rock music Listening to Dixie chicks and Loving up John Rocker on TV

My mom and my aunts Yeah What's up? What's been going on? Oh man Just just like I said bro just soaking it all in

YouTube TV man this guy's got it figured out this is not bad right it's insane well for me I'm pretty low key all I need is ESPN 257 but that's all I've been doing is just you know

comedy um selling the YouTube TV grind YouTube TV editing uh that's kind of all I do let's see what I do this weekend absolutely nothing. I hate it when somebody asked me what I did. What did you do this weekend? And I'm like,

I can't think of literally one thing. I just did. It was four hours ago was last weekend. I can't think of one thing. Like I can't Friday. I got no recollection. That's been happening a lot to me recently too. Did you have a good weekend? I'm like, oh shit. I can't think of one thing right now. Oh my God. Can I email you when I figure it out? Yeah. And then I literally said to them. Oh, man, I don't even remember. Yeah, it was good. Right after I don't even remember. Yeah, it's good. Like they give a shit anyway. You're just lying to them. Can't think of one thing. It was good, though. Worst weekend went long. Has anybody ever had a bad weekend? Jesus. No, not in the history of the world has somebody had a bad weekend. And you're not saying if you did anyway. It's always a story you get out of it. If you had a

bad weekend, oh, I didn't do anything. It's the best weekend of all time. Like, dude, weekends are just nothing better than a weekend. God damn. Sometimes I do. Yeah, I think about like nothing better than a weekend when you were like eight. Kid stop, bro. Not a reminiscent podcast. What are you doing?

Dude, no, no. Saturdays when you're eight? Oh, dude, I'll take it to the grave. I know I just said Saturdays when you're eight, but I'm Friday over Saturday. Friday when you're eight Oh Hey pizza Every week

Random movie A full show Full lineup of shows On like ABC or Nickelodeon Heat Heat Bangor Bangor

Even like the show that was like Outside of the hot shows was good Never been more content Never been more in the moment And just happy to be there It's always warm It's always warm. Your folks, like your dad's like once like lay out a palate, you know, get some popcorn going.

You can stay up a little bit later. Dad's being like kind of fun. You're like, what happened? When did this version of you come out? Software update, dad? Saturday might have a little wreck basketball game on Saturday morning, but then afterwards, you know you're getting a treat and you're going to your pal Tommy's house. treat like a wret what do you mean a wreck game like a cyo game not a c y o podcast could be a c y a what was that called oh um p t y o p t a i p t a i yeah i'm like pt a i

what is this dude is that the meeting all the teachers have i was always like i a little too close to pt i for me cornheas are showing up by the way yeah right will bond the F. PTI theme song never been more at ease in my life. When I hear that, because it's at the right time of the day. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the theme song. I'm talking about when they were going to break and it would be like a live read for something, not a live read, but they would be coming on about like PTI is presented by Gillette Mins Barber. And then the song underneath was like this. Do, do,

do, do do do de, we, oh yeah, yeah, gas. They slow it down a little bit. That's a great theme song,

bro. It's fun. It matches the two guys energy. Dude, PTI is a non-sports podcast. PTI, they should never take it off air. Like,

hey, will those guys ever, those guys have been that, they've looked like that for 20 years? Easily. What is up with that? I was watching that in 2002, man.

Yeah, so we're over 20. PTI and around the horn back to back. Hey, fastest five minutes. Oh, at the end of PTI? Would they have on someone who's like a huge name? You know, it's like Michael Strayhan or like Brett Farr, fastest five minutes. And you're like, oh, are they going to get it in?

Have they always gotten it? You know, like have, like, has there been a show where they don't get it? Dude, the rundown? Oh, man. The rundown changed everything. Run down was high. Run down was great. I'm like, oh, shit, they're talking about trail loans in like four minutes.

Hey, hold on. We can't leave yet. Hey, the belt, the belt told it gets them to the next segment. They're set with all like the guys behind them, like all the cutouts. I mean, what a dream. Will Bond hit me with the, see you tomorrow, knuckleheads. every after every show. It's just like they walk,

they don't have a plan at all. They're just going there and rift. They don't even care about the show. I don't think they do. And that's why we love it. They're just like, all right, let's do this again.

This could get canceled. Every show is like, when they could cancel us, whatever, let's do it. I mean, I have a legit, like,

you know, one of those moments where you just can place yourself there no matter how long ago it was. Sitting on my living room floor, working on a map, workbook worksheet. PTI with that

going to break song happening. I got the bag of goldfish to my right. What's going on? You got practice later or is it a free night? No, it's a free night. That's all I'm there. Free night.

It's like 512 or whatever when they're going to break and that song's playing. Best day your life. Sun's coming in at a weird point. Up next, they're talking about Warren's Sapp getting into another fight. something about Warren Sapp and Jason Taylor every episode for some reason

no show talked about it's amazing they had such a limited amount of time to talk about things but no show talked about Terrell Owens taking the Sharpie out of his cleat in Seattle more than PTI I think they still talk about it they're still talking about that dude there's still a good hot minute on Tio hey that's celebration though Oh my God. So he was just playing with a Sharpie in his sock. So if like he got tackled and a helmet hit that Sharpie and it hit his leg like. Terrell Owens is like a cyborg though, dude.

He played the Super Bowl against the Patriots with a broken leg and had like 10 catches for 98 yards. That kind of gets downplayed a little bit, I think. Yeah, it definitely does. Hey, that clip where McNabb throws a slant to him and he catches it, then skirt, and then takes it up the sideline for like 30 yards. I was so scared. That whole week, dude, the only thing I was worried about the whole week leading up to that Super Bowl was, was he going to be able to play?

Like, I was the Eagles, like, training staff. Right. I was in school, like, bro, they haven't said yet every day to my friends. They haven't said they haven't cleared them. And if he plays, like, he might end his career. Dude is the biggest deal of my life for some reason. Yeah, because Mike and Mike were just talking, you know, they kept talking about. Terrell Owens of the broken leg, but he's not ruled out yet.

I don't know. You know, he got greeny thrown into Golick. As a former player, would you want your teammate to be out there in the most important game of your life with a broken leg? Talk about ESPN shows, dude. That's our show. Hey, hey, around the horn before PTI, though. Realli with the Ash Wednesday ashes on his head every year. Gas, dude.

Who's the OG legend on that show? OG goat. Oh, dude, stop talking about Woody Page like that. No, no. Woody Page is a clown, like in a good way. Love him. Stop talking about Jay Plashke, like, yeah. No, there's another guy that always won.

He's not on anymore. I think he might have gotten to trouble. Tim Kallishaw? Bro, don't talk about Jay Marriotti like that. Every time, like Marriotti wins again. Jesus Christ. Hey, you want to talk about, you want to talk about squeeze that eye open, Tim, or Jay Plashke. Come on, man.

Get your reps in. Smallest eye in the world. I remember, dude, it was like, is that his freaking name? I think it is. Wait, Bill, Bill, Bill Plashky. Bill Plashky. He's kind of a homie, though. Like, if I saw Bill Pulaski, he'd say what's up and talk to you for a second.

I don't know. I feel like he'd be such a prick. Maybe that's just because, like, my dad wouldn't know, you'd be watching. Because he was an L.A. guy. My dad, of course, just being like Plashky, big market coastal guy. How come I feel like I'm the only one that watches and talks about the show around the horn? Can we put some respect on that? It's like us. We're the only ones that talk about it ever.

Nobody ever has ever been like, dude, you see it around the horn yesterday? No one's ever said that. Is it still going? Yeah, dude. I watch it every day. Every day I dream for like an Indianapolis guy to be on there, but it's always the coasts, you know? Yeah. Calishaw coming in from Dallas. So good. What do you page's chalk for, dude?

I know. He, what did he pay his fan favorite? When I was a kid, I was like, what is it? Like, never mind. I'm going to switch it back to IMC. Try to see some tits. Try to see some boo. on IMC indie music channel not a local podcast everybody knows though

everybody knows everybody knows everybody knows should we just get to the clubhouse like this early I would love to we should catch up a little bit a little bit a little bit say a little bit more Joey how about that I think you need to catch up

God dang let's hit a normal Johnson Schmitty soon we got a lot team these guys at gmail.com burpy by oh from Luke Super Bowl stations

know about this hot take one of your guys is in the clubhouse's input on this I am fine with regular season being home AFC games on CBS home NFC games on Fox SNF on NBC and Monday night football on ABC

But when it comes to the Super Bowl, no question in all caps. It should be on NBC every year. Oh. I like a Fox Super Bowl, but NBC is superior. CBS Super Bowl? My ass. NBC has such a good vibe for Super Bowls. Maybe it's just me.

Plus the last 20 years, they're undefeated in great classic Super Bowls that were exciting and close. 2022, Bengals Rams. 2018, Pat's Eagles. 2015. See how it's Pittsburgh. Patriots, 2012, Pat's Giants, 2009 Cardinal Steelers, 1998, Packers, Broncos. Slept my ass while Joey does an impression of Al Michaels saying, Playcock at five, this going to be intercepted at the goal line by Malcolm Butler.

Dude, that was heat. I thought you switched over to a sound bite or something. That was good, bro. Thanks, dude. Crush. That's a fair point, Luke. You can't argue against those numbers right there. I wouldn't mind it really.

Dude, Fox is better than NBC, though. But I wouldn't mind it if NBC was just like, we'll do the Super Bowl. I feel like they have the most, like, the best reputation to do it. Totally. But my thing is, I feel like if you could mix Fox's pregame and they're leading up to,

like all their shows around. it and they're imaging around it and then put the game on NBC. Now we're talking. Because I love when Fox is a Super Bowl and then you have eight hours of Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw. God. Michael Strayhan. But then also the whole week leading up, they like, dude, Fox took over New Orleans on Bourbon Street and they had like the herd and all of their shows, the show with Nick Wright.

All of them were live down there on Bourbon Street. and like a little like Fox Village. God, Fox Village, dude, the only place I want to live. Where do you live? Fox Village. Oh my God, dude. A Fox Neighborhood? Fox Sports Neighborhood?

Just robots delivering your mail. Cleetus delivering it. Oh, yeah. Hey, gone out to pick it up. Cowherds out there getting his newspaper and his robe. He's like giving you like analogies and shit like out there. you're like talking in the morning. How are you doing?

Both you guys have a cup of coffee. He's like, well, I mean, this is why Russell Wilson, you know, he starts getting into it. Fox Village, me and you are dream totally. There's a square house down the road. You're like, who's how? Oh, Howie Long just moved in. Okay. Everything he has is square, bro.

Terry Bradshaw just owns a barbecue shop. All you eat in Fox Village is wings. Bradshaw's in there with no Bradshaw's in there with just an apron that's all dirty with barbecue sauce he's just like yeah at all times like kind of going crazy back there

yeah dude Michael Strahan's your neighbor just all the Fox guys hey no AFC anything to do with anything or in there no sign of any any Dan Marino's nothing bro get out of here

just Mike Allstadt plowing your driveway in the morning I walked past Dave Raino I walk past Dan Marino Lucas all up in the suites when I was leaving

my network hit and it was terrifying did you try to make out with him yeah that's why they escorted me out as Dan Marino was talking to me all I would think

was don't make out with him don't make out with him don't make out with him oh really no I didn't talk to him oh okay we walked past each other and he looked at me

and I looked at him and he wanted nothing to do with it and so I was like All right, cool. Dude, I bet Dan Raynaw smash some donuts before all that, though. I can just see him just taking a bite out of crime before he walked into Lucas Oils. Dan Marino on CBS pregame. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so that's my thing is like Foxville. I agree with you. Those NBC games are awesome. And NBC, I mean, it's the national broadcasting company. You know, they do the Olympics. They have the Today Show. They're SNL. I mean, they have these like American staples.

franchises. So why not do the Super Bowl? But just give us a little Fox Village beforehand. They don't have the pregame that it comes anywhere close to Fox. It's actually kind of like upsetting. I feel like they got too much going on to even have a pregame show. They're going to, oh, we're going to play this one show before the, shut up. Pregame show starts at 6.30 a.m. on Super Bowl Day.

And it goes the whole time. Post game show, I won it all the way to midnight. Just the whole day is. Super Bowl. And I want crazy shit. I want I want Grunk putting on a helmet with a suit on and going one-on-one with Cletus like in Oklahoma drills for some reason. I forgot Grong is part of the crew.

You're only getting that on Fox. God, Fox Village. Please, please, please. Can we live in Fox Village, Mom? Hey, hey, hey, the cop station out about that? Yeah. Yep, that's the officer of Fox Village. Yep.

Officer of Fox. Mayor of Fox Village is Fox himself. Station, know about this? Deputy Fox. That's deputy station. Police station, know about this? Hey, Jimmy Johnson and Jimmy Johnson and Terry and all the boys is giving him shit the whole time.

Just bullying him. Yeah, I live in Fox Village. Station, how about that? Everything ever. Everything I've ever done followed by station now about that? God damn it. Start your car station?

How about that? Shit. Oh, you just keep thinking about Fox Village, bro. All the neighbors. That's the title right there, Fox Village. Who's a, is there? another radio guy? There's just a statue of Pat Summerall

outside of the city-county building. Oh my God. Please. Not even John Madden. Just Pat Summerall. Pat Summerall is on the church, in the church. He's up on the crucivics.

Pat Somerall with the crown of thorns on. I'd be like, yes, I'm going to church again. Pat Summerall is just the voice in every building. every PA voice is Pat Summeralls. Would the owner of a toy with a Mazda make their way to the front of the store? Yes. Pat Summerall.

I pray to Pat Summerall every night. Power of prayer to Pat. Mealing by my bed. Father Pat. I mean, it works, dude. So many priests named Father Pat. Everybody's got a Father Pat. Father Pat and goal.

Father Pat, too, the cool priest that goes out on St. Patrick's Day. Wow, the cool priest. I've had enough of the cool priest, dude. Can you do a Colin Coward on the cool priest? I like my priest. You know, to be like a nerd, I really do want my priest to be. I don't like my, I don't like my priest to be showing off at the eighth grade dance. All right, dude.

Yeah, our priest did the worm. Gross. Hey, a shirt came untucked. Weird. Thought that that never could happen. Ew, dude. Priests with an untucked shirt. Not even when he's cut in a grass.

Has the priest ever cut the grass? What are priests responsible for at their house? You know, they have that house like on campus. Like, what's going on in there? Do they dust? Do they vacuum? Super Bowl. party at Father Pat's.

Do you remember some people with a, yeah, I went to Father Pat's house. You ever hear about that? Like some people would go to the priest's house. I'm like, for what? Yeah, that'd be wild. What was going on in there? What was in his fridge? Just a full report back on now all of that.

It's nothing to do. You didn't have a Bible study. Like, sure, maybe you went there for the Bible study, but you're just going there to check and see, like, is he using like right guard deodorant? Or is there a special kind of? Do priests have like special shit? Do they have like a priest like beer that they drink? Do they have like Catholic deodorant?

They use normal toothbrushes and stuff? Dude, you know a brewery has some sort of a, some sort of a beer somewhere that's like, I don't know. The father son and the Holy Spirit. Yeah, the blood of Christ. And it's like a real hoppy, real hoppy chair. flavored beer.

Sounds good. 12.6, ABV. ABV. Hey, how many ABVs, Father Tom? Ha ha, ha. Pussy. Imagine seeing a priest out at a bar. Dude, Father Pat, he's out there on St. Patrick's Day.

You know it. Oh, yeah. We're in sunglasses. Hey, the Clover sunglasses. Hey, Father Pat, hey, take it down a notch. All right. How about you work on your next homily so my whole family doesn't fall asleep, Father Pat.

Jesus Christ, dude. I always wondered that too. What day are they starting that? They're writing up the whole thing? Is it just kind of a note card situation? Dude, I think priests go hard in the seminary and kind of like get their life together and like plan out like their homilies and what they're

going to do. And I think for the rest of the time, their priests, they just coast. They're not changing their material, bro. And then like when they get sick, like, oh shit. I'm running out of material. Like, these people have heard this. They just go to a different parish. Matt St. Francis and Claire now.

These people haven't heard this shit yet. Dude, when you have a priest that, like, moves around a lot during the homily, you talk about that? Good stage presence. Going up and down the aisles addressing everybody really keeps you engaged. Going up and down the aisles is insane. I always loved when they brought out that little hit you with the water.

Like about it, I'm like, yo, come on. Yeah, I actually want to feel some of it. I don't want to just get... My mom would yell at me and shit. I always got in trouble doing that. I'm trying to catch the holy water. Hell yeah. I'm like, what's it going to do if it touches my shoulder

and evaporates in my old Navy polo? I'm like, put that shit in my mouth, dude. Come on. Ring the whole. bucket out on my head front row thinking it'll have like a spider-man effect you know and it'll like fucking yeah maybe I'll turn into Jesus or something

let's get real here not a bad idea not the worst idea can I get some reach father on the little where do you buy one of those Catholic shit.com you get me yeah also like church church tools they need to up it put that shit in a in a backyard hose

yeah put it super soaker, man. Walk around like you're spraying your front lawn, Father Jim. Dude, the guns about the, like, jam. It's so tight with Holy Water. Just a blast a kid point blank.

Ah! May the father and the son and the holy water, bitch. We need different settings on that. You know, you can turn the head for a little bit of the soft spray. Missed for the grandma. Missed for the grandma.

Turn it on. jet for the boys. Sure. Father hit me with the jet today, feeling extra holy. You know, father sees, father sees hot mom in a row, right? We're wearing a white shirt. Maybe it gets freaky, right? Whole bucket, dude.

We just won the Super Bowl on her with the holy water. Oh, shit. All right. We got to catch up on these. Catch up. From Alex, Pontius Pilot at Free Safety. Oh, dude. pick six.

Picked off by Pantius Pilate. Hey, boys, I can't believe this hasn't been a riff on a not sports, not a Catholic school podcast yet. But hearing about the name Pantz's Pilot and how that guy was absolutely a hard-hitting free safety for the Arizona Cardinals, I need to hear your all-time biblical character football team. David is absolutely slinging it at QB while Goliath is a bullrushing the A-gap at nose tackle.

Moses had fullback spreading the defense. like the Red Sea. Slap my ass with Dallas Clark's bare hands. Alex. I like that sign off, dude. All the signoffs are good, but that one just hit me a little different pair hands. Well, also the, yeah, what he did there with the David slinging it and the Moses part in it, spread in the sea. That's really good. I just typed in top. I just typed in top biblical characters, major biblical figures dude i know sim simon was kind of a dog wasn't he i felt like simon was a good guy

noah noah's toting the rock 40 times a game oh noah noah's getting a lot of carries dude peter peter's got to be like a key player right judas judas is like the guy that's like a huge distraction but he's so good Judas is George Piggins. Diva receiver. Yeah, you're like, I don't know if I trust him, but God damn, we got to have him out there on Sunday.

For sure. Joseph? Hey, Joseph. Joseph's just a fucking hard-nosed linebacker with tape around his fingers, cowboy collar. He's laying the wood, man. Can I get a prophet up in here? Isaiah. Ooh, great name.

The name Isaiah, bro. Jesus Christ Saul Canaan and A A Cane and Abel safety duo or are they like

the Mike McKenzie Al Harris Yeah We got Canaan and Abel Like we got No dude We're good Back there

Yeah Cane and Abel Nobody gets deeper than you Whole biblical I mean Would you say Moses was He said Moses was He said Moses was full

So Moses is a full back part in the sea Solomon? Come on What's Solomon do? I don't know Hey, Balthazar. He's part of the linebackers, too.

He comes in on run downs. Third down, he'll be Bartholomew. Yeah, well, uh, bro, Judas Ascariot. I want to Escariot, Eagles jersey, so bad. Oh, my God. I was sick with that, dude. Number 31, Escariot on the back. Dude, yeah, you could walk through an Eagles tailgate.

They'd be like, hell, yeah. that font it's scary yeah there's something about that dude it looks like a little biblical the eagle's font on the back dude the eagles are talking about

changing their numbers all go insane the eagle's numbers are so eagles it's like the one thing that makes sense in my life I'm like oh god damn those are so eagles did you see that the uh Steelers are supposed to be one of the teams getting an alternate helmet this year it's got to be that yellow one right

Yeah, I think Right. Rumor has it that they might be going to the gold one but it'll just say steel on the logo instead of Steelers

because that's how it originally was back in can't remember. Damn, that might be a that might be I know. If it was just called Pittsburgh Steel

yo, that's harder than Steelers. Never even thought of that. So same logo but it'll just say steel and not Steelers. Poh. Pittsburgh Steel is a tough-ass NFL team name.

Change it. Bill Cowr! Oh, dude, Bill Cowr. I'm a Fox neighborhood, Fox Village. Bill Cowher is like your, what is it called, like your neighborhood person that is in charge of the neighborhood? HOA president. Yeah, Bill Cowher is H-O-A president.

Make sure everything's good. Your shed has got to match the painting of your house. Bill Cower. So sure. Ringing your doorbell, making sure your shit's all straight. Cut your grass! Cut your grass, all right? Cut, just cut your grass, all right?

Like when he was yelling at the linebackers, rush the passer, okay? Just rush the passer. How are you not doing what he says immediately? Beyond me. From Stephen, Cambridge Fieldhouse. Hi, boys. On a recent podcast, he spoke about the scorebug.

Check out the noise. this scorebug makes when the ball hits the train tracks. Fox thought it would be sweet to add an electrical noise when a homer was hit. They were 100% right. Slapped my ass while you crash my car to the bridge and push me down the stairs. Nothing better. That just made my back feel good. All right.

Let's see what we got here. This is from the 2005 NLCS Cardinals Astros. I can't wait to hear this. Albert Pujols at the plate with, I think Brad, Brad, Lidge on the mound. Do you hear it? Yeah. And I'll never forget it.

That's Fox, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Fox Village. Fox Village does cool shit. Like when I was saying the, when I was saying the 2000,

the Super Bowl, what was the 38, I think? Now, Super Bowl 39. Pat's Eagles on Fox. That's the same sound. Oh, was it? Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the sound I was talking about.

So they don't have a, like, a different one for football and baseball. It's the same. Yeah. I just want to meet the guy that was like, yeah, let's just make it. Let's put a sound effect in when they score or when they hit a home run. Like that's the guy. That's the coolest guy. Yeah.

Electric. Dude, that's why Fox is Fox. Station out about that? Station out about the facts. Station out about that sound effect? play a sound effect Station doesn't know about it yet Station now you press that button

Oh shit What's the What I just can't stop dreaming about Fox Village It's all Only place I want to go I want to wear this hat or not either Location on Twitter

Fox Village location on your next interior impost Fox Village Howie Long is outside of his house trimming the hedges you look down and it's just this flat top Every bush so straight

drives the straightest car drives a tank just the most like angled drives a cyber truck dude and it's just his head his head's the cyber His face is the front of it just the big

Howie Long's cyber truck. Except for it's like a limo cyber truck because Howie Long, it's like this. Hey, it's Howie Long. He's home. Oh, God. Just has a mill. Never mind.

Let's go to Travis. New party game. What's up, guys? Long time listener. Been a while since I've sent something in. I think I might have come up with the greatest game I can think of. Here's how to play. Get some guys together, maybe bring a few beers.

One by one, each person goes on Chad GPD and asks it to give a random 2000s NFL player in his highlight reel. Watch the highlights and rank which one is the best. I don't know about you, but being 10 beers deep watching Joe Jaravish's highlights sound like. Dude. Slap my ass with a sham. Joe Jaravish was a dog. I like that.

I like that. I honestly, that's a perfect time for you to bring that up. uh, Travis because, like me and the boys got together on Saturday night. And it was one of those, you know, I mean,

Ben, you don't really know because you stopped doing this a while ago. But, you know, when you're 31, most of us have kids now, pretty much all of us are married or at least have like a very serious relationship.

I mean, you got to plan out in advance. It's a long time coming to when you can get like that group of seven guys or whatever that are in your group chat together. together for with no kids with no it's not a birthday party there's no ladies involved nothing like that you're just on a Saturday night doesn't happen a lot dude to hang out doesn't happen rare so it happened on Saturday and we're all together at at my friend's house and we're just having some beers and just just being dudes man you know like the hoops game the hockey game was on

we're drinking beer hockey hockey podcast dude we watched uh we watched that we watched that Columbus game, the blue, blue jackets and the red wings outdoors at the shoe. It was sick. What? But then inevitably, you know, my friends started getting antsy and kind of push us to go out to check out some bars. Yeah.

And I got there and I was like, God dang, dude. Like, we're just at the age where all I want to do, I want to do that game, Travis. I just want to sit with my friends, drink beers or have beverages, whatever it is your choice.

And do exactly that. Because when you're out, like we get to this bar. right? And it's slam packed. You're in the corner. You have like two, you have, you have like two high chairs that like you can sit at the corner, but you don't have a table. You're just like, dude, it was basically the point is it's like it's great to get together. And like, but I'm, I'm past that point of like, when you're 24 and you have limitless opportunities seemingly to be able to get together, it's like, yeah, we were together last night. And, like, yeah, we were together last night. And, like, yeah, we were together last night. And, might as well on Saturday night go out and test out the bars. Now, dude, it's like once every four months, if that, that you all could get together like that. I'm like, dude, delicious highlights. Let's go.

Yeah, you got to do what you really love deep down. Limited time. You got to have an itinerary. Exactly. With your boys in the living room, it's a little late, though. You got to wait until later to start, like, busting out the YouTube stuff. Dude, watch this, though. It's got to be like, oh, it's got to be like 1.14 a.m.

Somebody types in Chris Chambers highlights. Oh. It's got to be, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be like you're starting to be, you're starting to check your phone because you're wondering, we're getting that text from the wife, you know? Like, who? Dude, she said I could stay out.

She said I could stay out when you can and you're, the later it gets and then the better the player gets. Yeah, we're talking. Dude, I can't leave. He just typed in talking to your wife, but he just typed in Brandon Lloyd. I got to watch this. I got to stay for like 10 more minutes.

Every time, dude, guy invented the one hit a catch. Just saying, yeah, that's always getting a like for me, that NFL throwback post. Yep. Chris Card, top 10 Chris Carter toe drags. What do? On AstroTurf? I'm like, dog, everybody shut up. I got to watch this.

Wearing purple Jordan, our purple Jordan shoes. 11s. just dragging the toe just tapping them too in the back of the end zone literal this much room left both toes touchdown when they're in the air they have the ball

they catch it with two hands they take it with one as they're coming to the ground they're looking down and you can see I'm just Chris Carter AF dude Chris Carter did so many times just willy nilly like it was a bag of bread just, oh yeah, I'm in. Like, you know what you're doing, C.C. Come on.

I kind of miss C.C. on TV. Not a reminiscent podcast. Not a podcast. It only talks about ESPN shows. From Patrick. Top four worst smell. High school senior year, football week three. Still 800 degrees outside in Cincinnati, Ohio. Thursday walk through practice ends.

And my brother and I put our practice jerseys in the back trunk of our 2002 Mazda 626. Sick name. Fast forward to Mazda. Fast forward to Monday at 3 p.m. and it's still 800 degrees outside, getting ready for practice. Where are our practice jerseys? You ask, oh yeah,

and the trunk of our game jerseys from Friday night. No bag, just raw dogging our trunk. And we actually played senior year because Coach felt sorry for us, so they had some dirt and sweat on them. Pop the trunk open before practice and I about died.

The smell was so sour and strong. That sweating in the jerseys during practice actually made them smell better. Top four worst smell. Dang. Yeah, Patrick.

That one, I mean, that obviously stuck with you there, dude. Like you held on to that one. That's ingrained into the nostrils. Sometimes, dude, you'll never sweat like you sweat during like, honestly, high school football, not high school spot. But I'm just thinking about it. Like, I've hit that sweat. probably like three times since

graduating high school that like high school football sweat you don't even do it in college like you have good workouts in college but you don't quite get to like that level where you're like it smells like outside grass combined with like jersey sweat from like 40 days straight

maybe like it almost seems like 80 days straight and it's just pouring and you just never hit that again it's an insane the helmet smell sometimes this is weird but I like that smell a little bit like it's not good but I'm like

oh it smells like hard work yeah dude like that smells like like after you had one of those sweats you're like bro like I just I actually deserve to like sit down for a second like I definitely did something here I don't know that's one of those

it's one of those smells that like at the end of Friday night lights you know one of the players is like, I'll miss the lights. I miss the heat. I'll miss the smell. Brought the smell. Yeah. And like it's the smell during practice.

Like Friday night's smell isn't the same smell as like Wednesday practice. That Wednesday practice smell, bro, that's a real as shit. You're doing work on Wednesday. Sun just beat down. It's insane. Got to move off the, I got to move off the turf field because soccer's got a game. They got to warm up. So you got to go to the fucking dirt bowl.

That pissed me off so much. I hated that. Damn, we got to go up here. Like, it was so hard to run on actual field after playing on turf. I was like, dude,

I'm like quick on this. You go to the real field. I'm like, oh, my God, I feel like I'm playing on concrete. It really was. It might have been worse.

Molasses, dude. You're trying so hard, but you're not going anywhere. Dude, like two days. I don't know if you, you did this, but two days, there wasn't enough time to wash and dry your jersey in between.

So me and my friends would like go to my mom's house. That was right by the high school. After the first practice, we'd like eat everything in sight. Take our jerseys that were soaking wet and just put them outside like on like a bench or something. The sun would just beat them down because there was like you had to dry them off somehow and you're not going to put that in your dryer. It's like soaked. sleeping on the floor at my mom's just like dead asleep wake up two hours before our next practice get the jerseys the jerseys are like they feel like cardboard because they just been baking so crusty yeah dude they're just like it's just like you can't even you can't even move it

but then you smell them and you're just like oh my god bro like just straight salt throw them back on the pads and go out how satisfying and accomplished did you feel after like you'd get home after the second practice of two a days and you just knew I'm having a meal. I'm kicking it. I'm going to throw on a movie or family guy or something. And I'm going to be in a moment here where I'm just living because I got those two practices done. I got a whole night of me until I have to go back tomorrow. That was that was peace right there. There was tranquility right there. So the next day did you have practice early again or did you have that day off? Yeah. No, it was like, you know, you would do your time that day.

And then once you got through and you came back and it was all said done, you're like, hey, got that day done. I got, yeah, tomorrow I got to do it again. But right now, I got the whole night ahead. From like 6.30 p.m. to like midnight. You're like, this is all me. Hey, hey, hey, best time to hang out with a girl right there. It was on some like I accomplished everything today.

shit. I thought you were about to say that's like Christmas day 6 a.m. to noon. It is. Two a days, two a day's night, 6.30 to midnight. It does have that same vibe. Or like, dude, you're trying to go to the OLG Fest? Yeah, somebody was always trying to

fuck. I was like, dude, dude, it's kind of a it's kind of like, if you're not too beat up, like it's kind of cool. I know, but I would always just, you know, it'd be like 9 p.m. And I'd be like, bro, I got to be running in the heat tomorrow at like 8 a.m. Just drinking water all night.

The real psychos who would actually like try to have a social life during that. Yeah, no way, bro. No chance. I'd always like have like phoma though. I'd be like, oh, they're going there. I know, I know. They're calling there? Griffin's parents are on a cruise for two weeks, bro.

Two weeks during two days. Oh, dude. Hey, but the one day, the one night, like a Saturday night, when you have Sunday off the next day. Dangerous, dangerous night. Dangerous night, dude. Hey, somebody's breaking into somebody's car that night. That somebody might be me.

All the work that you just did and felt so accomplished for for that whole week, just completely destroyed, dude. Yeah. And a matter of like two hours time. Two out, done for. Just eating bullshit, just gross. Just like Keystone light, just dip.

to just six orders of McDonald's, the most food you could ever have. Poor kids, like trying to get you to do something you don't want to do. You're like, then it's 5 a.m. You're like, well,

that, yeah, tomorrow we got to do it all over again. That's Sunday's the worst. You're like, hey, I can sleep all day to day until your dad wakes you up.

I was like, we're going to church. Come on. Let's go. Don't care. Should have nothing better. Doesn't give you go out until 5 a.m.

Doesn't give a shit. It's your days off. Dude, how, How a dad has never cared if you had a day off before. You kidding me? You got to mow the grass during two days. What?

Just sweating out all the keystone light. There's been so many times where I had to reevaluate my life while cutting the grass. Cutting the grass like kind of drunk. Do you have headphones in at least? 19. Nah, dude. Just straight at like, dude. Just going through it.

out there. How am I alive? You're like things are coming back in your head from like what happened the night before. You're like, what? From Mitch, fittingly, not a high school sports question. No. What up boys? Big fan of the chef. Ships, dude. I saw Benedict's show and Rosemont last Thursday with my wife and he absolutely killed it. We have little ones so we don't go out very often and it was a real treat. I hope to stay Shcher knew about his performance. Looking forward to catching a full Molnard show too if I can in the near future. Sweet. Thanks, dude. My question for you both, has a high school coach ever given you or the team some sort of vitamin or pill in order to get the edge for a game or tournament the next day? I remember once after a pasta party, my track

coach gave us all a B vitamin supplement before a big meat the next day. My mom found out and I had to convince her for the next hour that I was not on drugs and I was just my insane coach. She called him the next day, needless to say, there was a lot more distance running and practice after that. As a coach or teammate ever suggested you take something before a big game. I want to hear about it. Slop my ass with a greasy jewel rotissory chicken and bury me under my high school track. Lord. Man, dude, I love you, bro. Thanks for coming to the show. You can't wait to see you at the next one. I wonder if that's the guy that looked at me after this show and I was taking a picture with the girl and goes, station, how about that? Oh, my God.

That was such perfect timing, but has a coach ever given you anything? No. said it was Rosemont. I thought you said that was Zanis and Shun. No, that was Rosemont. I went station out about this happen. That happens all the time. Damn, I don't think a coach has ever done that. They just tell you to pound water.

Yeah, I haven't had a coach do that, but I feel like teammates would be like, there's always some sort of like off market, black market, like creatine type of shit, you know, like a pre-workout. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking That kind of actually would work On some weird

I'm like, I think I remember taking pre-workout Before like maxing out or something I never took it because I was like bro, it's just trash But I took it one time before we had like max outs And I was like yo Like if you took this during a game Like you would be on fire during the first quarter It would wear off though

And if it was me like I'd cramp up or something you know what I mean so I was like I don't even want to take that chance but that shit you take like a little five hour energy or something before a game I'm like I can see that working actually or like half time yeah it was either hydration shit like you said you know people like maybe there were some like hydration type pills like when you have like August games hydration they'd be like pop this I'm trying to remember a lot of pediolite but yeah mostly I think it was kind of like for weightlifting and for those max outs and max outs are such a big deal dude remember the whiteboard on the wall outside of your like weight room it have like all the dude that that was so crazy that they would rank us everybody stats and they're like body fat bMI and body fat and all that dude that was actually a flex like if you were in the top 10 you're like dude i'm kind of like out here like dog the number one guy just a strongest kid of all time not even really that strong sucked at football though god i'm like why can't he be good there's always a dude that could

absolutely throw around weight so strong in the weight room just terrible football player why i'm like how does it not translate dog like you know how bad we need you you're just popping up at number three, dude, when you're when you're like a sophomore and you crack like the top 25, dude, that's the realest moment. I'm like, yo, he's in here with the, oh shit, he might play a little bit. Yeah. Maybe not just on kickoff too. He might be subbing in the dime package.

Bro, he's getting in an outside linebacker. He got like four reps. First game. Like the coaches love him, dog. Like he's, that's such a real moment. The rankings are insane. And everybody could see it. You're lining up for APC outside of the gym

The rankings of how strong you are There's girls looking at this There's girls in this class, dude, yeah Dude girls change the game You have APC competition shit And there's girls in your class And they always were like Pretty good looking

Because they're like athletes at the time You know what I mean? Dude, you try so much harder It's actually crazy Crazy caveman shit Yeah, you know what I mean? Like there's like at the end of APC, they'd have like those competitions. There'd be like obstacle courses and shit.

Yeah. If it was all dudes, I'd be like, I don't even think I'm going to do this. Like, because I got to like save my legs for this or that. You know, I'd say some of that shit. But if there's girls in class, I'd be like, all right, let's fucking go. Dude, what's the number one time? I'm beating it. Hey, there you go.

You want a way to save the Pro Bowl and the All-Star game? Just nothing but just nothing but absolute 10's only fan girls. lining the whole entire stadium, lining the front row, court side the entire time or on the sideline. What are they doing? Then they don't want to play.

Then they don't want to play. It's true. That had to fix everything ever. Just put like four hot girls there. So literally the answer for everything. Don't know why anybody hasn't brought that up yet. Three hot girls. Three.

Come on. Bring them in. Let's end on. sitting on one from Rob. Actually, no, let's go with Ian. Miami Dolphins Orange Jersey. Dude, Miami Dolphins Navy Blue Jersey. Crazy.

Absolutely insane. Like, God. Says, gents. Love the pod, enjoy it every week. Thanks. Debate question for two guys that know a thing or two about sportswear. Which city collectively has the best sportswear as far as colors, and I guess you could say aura. Despite being from Pittsburgh,

and it's pretty cool that the Steelers, Penguins, and Pirates all have the black and gold. I've always loved Chicago sports teams colorways. The Bulls had the ultimate nostalgia, regardless of that baseball team, the Cubs have a great blue and red. Joey can relate. And the White Sox, he got clean black and white. And of course, the Bears, most underrated jersey in the NFL, the orange and navy blue is fantastic. My honorable mention is Boston. Let me know you guys' opinion on the best city sports teams colorway collectively.

Good. my ass with the Toronto Blue Jays lanyard I wore in high school. A gray one. Dude, that old Blue Jays logo is sick. Well, yeah, when they were black and like kind of a royal blue and silver. Steel gray hat. Saw some dude wearing it at Kings Island with the Blue Jays logo. I was like, fuck.

Immediately got to buy that. Dude, that's a good call on Boston. Because they got the green. They got Patriots. And then they've got a wait Boston what are my shit they got the Bruins too like they just have a total mix of all colors that's so cool damn I know Texas is pretty dope yeah Dallas I mean we talk about the Dallas stars every week now Mike Bedano the Cowboys iconic obviously and I mean the Mavs oh I I do.

I like the Mavs. I like how they kind of like really stuck with those. They still wear them. Those Mavs unis that like for the first half, dude, they've had those unies forever. They kind of left. At first I was like, those are like WNBA jerseys.

But they're kind of like the Broncos of the NBA. How like they just like twisted it up on some modern and stuck with it. I like it. Man, speaking of the Broncos, is if Denver would go back to the Melo. Oh, that was a great look. Yeah.

The light blue. The Broncos, with the Broncos blue and orange. And the Rockies, dude. There we go. Now we're talking. Now we're answering the question. Oh, man,

that's a good one. Wait, wait, is this Denver have a hockey team? Am I tripping? I think they're the Colorado avalanche. Oh, my,

fuck. I mean, I'm pretty sure. Those are the hardest behind Blackhawks abs all day. Just the name, man. Hockey names. I know. That's like three weeks in a row talking about it, but it is. Hockey, not a hockey podcast.

Just saying. Hey, hockey fans. Hockey fans, you're looking for a podcast to listen to? I don't know. I don't know. Wild, Minnesota Wild? Shut up. God, it's so sick.

Detroit, not bad now. Detroit now that the lions got back to like the Honolulu blues. Pist it, dude. Tigers are good. Tigers are class. Tigers away uniforms. I love tigers gray, Detroit. I love those.

Dude, you put the D on there with a tiger coming through, the orange tiger? Let's go. Talk to me. Pistons if they were Grant Hill colors though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So cool. I don't think the pisons will ever go back to that. They're scared.

Red Wings, we were watching them on Saturday and the Red Wings, I'm sure this probably isn't like a new thing, but it seemed new to me. I feel like I haven't seen it before. The Red Wings had their helmets, but they had, it was like the Eagles almost. Like it was a red helmet with the white wings. Shut up. Yeah. Yeah, it was sick. I've never, dude, I was always wondering my hockey helmets like aren't cool. You know, they're just like white. Right. Like, why don't we, what the logo on that? What the hell? Make that like sick. Because You see, have you ever seen a goalie helmet, bro? Hockey goalie helmets?

I'm like, why is Michael Myers on there? There's like blood down the side, an eagle in the front, an American flag. I'm like, okay, dude. Bro took all the designs from the other guys. Like, dude, make hockey helmets lit with a visor. I think they all wear visors now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tampa Bay.

You're wearing the jersey. You got the Bucks, pewter. You got the rays. You go devil rays or rays. I think rays, they've got a really solid color scheme and looks real nice. And then the lightning, I mean, pretty sick. Solid colors. What's the closest basketball?

Dude, Miami. Miami, dolphins, heat. I think the best one is Denver, Colorado. I know we're missing like 15 million. I'm with you Denver I mean it's really it's the Rockies dude the Rockies are just the ultimate kicker perfect colors cool name cool logo and it hasn't ever changed either like they've never like tried to do anything with it I just love their they're the look they have with the jerseys with the no sleeves it's like a black sleeve underneath it and then

the white on top of the pin stripes oh shit Rockies? God. Looks so good. Who played for them? Who played for them? The Rockies. Todd Helton. Was there a dude? This is probably Jeff Bagwell.

16th time I've brought this up. There is a dude from the Rockies that was always in the home run derby contest. But he never won, but he always did well. And I was like, God, I love that guy. Matt Holliday? I don't know. It was always like the third guy. guy. It was like, this is such an old

ass reference, but it's like, McGuire Sosa, and there'd always be a guy that wasn't quite as good, but I'd be like, I love that guy. Damn, back then? It might have been Bagwell, dude. Backwell was never with them. Okay, okay. I don't know. It was somebody,

and I was like, you man, I like that. There's a Rockies guy that was just a slugger, bro. I can't think of it. But that's kind of why I always liked him. Maybe I'm thinking of it. I think it's going to be Todd Helton. Maybe. I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe at the end, maybe at the end of the show for a little bit, we should do baseball player names. Yo. All right. I'll get one cooking up, but not a baseball podcast. Switch it up for a little bit during the off season? Yeah, I'm down. All right.

Cool. All right. Let's show. These guys, team these guys at gmail. I've seen the ratings keep going up, keep getting more ratings in there, review as well. It can be anything, you know, leave us a five-star and then tell us the Rocky Slugger. Tell us the best uniform city. Tell us a random football player.

Dude, my- Just the name of your JV offensive lineman coach. Anything. Five-star and you get the show and that's why you put five stars and we appreciate you. My dream is to kind of have a guy that like, you know, points out the errors we made on some Tony Reilly, PTI. Oh, that's funny. You know, there's always, he's like, nah, that didn't happen.

The guy you were talking about was this guy. Like, that's actually the name for that. And the best team is that, you know, that would be so sick. If anybody wants to just, you know, hit that in the comments. Oh, my God. The value. You'd be the realist. But yeah, get your tickies.

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