THESE GUYS! - Giving Up Something For Lent

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

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You're the face of TikTok Vine, like, generation. This is the face. The face of the day. I can't do anything past 15 seconds. You're telling me a story. Shut the fuck up after 15 seconds! Why would? I was always so jealous of like a kid named JD.

I know. Just be a DJ already. AJ. AJ. DK. Like, who would have ever thought DK would be a cool, like initial name? Like, you can literally Z. Like, what's next?

They got to have the... I don't even think it matters, bro. They got to flow, you know. DK doesn't flow. DK. Yeah. Yeah, it does. DZ.

Nice. I'm down with that. I'm really down with that. Yeah. What would that stand for? Something Zachary. David's... David Zachary.

But usually people with initials have the worst names ever. I was going to say, you know, that doesn't seem right because DZ is so much cooler than Drew Zachary. I guess that's a point. I guess that's why you call him DZ. DZ. Oh, that's nice, dude.

What I would do to just have initials for my name? I don't know why, yeah. J.T. Not bad. J.T. is like, yeah. That's like the LeBron of initial names.

J.T. I think J.D. might be. It's a few place now. Ah. But growing up, there was always just like a, like a badass baseball player. J.D.

Y. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it was like a badass baseball baseball. player from, you know, Cincinnati or like South Carolina that we, everybody would know about.

I felt like. It's like, like, at the turn, yeah, at the tournament, it'd be like, you know,

this kid's name would be like, JD had half, half in staff or some shit, but it's like JD's tight. He's just, he's just JD. Right. You don't even know his last name.

And yeah, but it was like the cool, you know, had all the cool shit, like the arm bands, probably had a little bit of locks coming out of the, you know, it's like,

Swag. Looked like a baseball player. Like, yeah, it's JD. Big fat ass. Fighting necklace on, 19 arm bands. Just go to fucking Syracuse. You know, South Carolina already. Yeah.

South Carolina probably more than Syracuse. Yeah, I don't know. In baseball. It's okay. It's right. Yeah. We live and we learn. So what?

So what? TG. 24. TG. 24. You heard that tune in a while? What is it? Hey, I'm not to see. I'm going to zap in a.

Soa, too So what? That's nice. I can't really think of it. Sierra and I forget who the group is. But I've been Yeah. Yeah.

So da, do. Yeah, dude, you know when you get a song that you haven't heard in like 12 years probably and then you hear it again for the first time and that's all you want to do? It's like completely consumes your mind. and that's all you can listen to. Got to listen to it 24 times.

Literally. I do that with everything, dude. Songs over, immediately hit the arrow back. We're redoing it. Bro, I hit the back arrow at like 14 seconds. I know. This motherfucker used to... Is that just a me thing?

When he was... Back in the police party days, you know, when you'd be able to get them out for an open house or for a night out, this dude would take control. of the ox, of course, and would play the same song. And just like he said, it would not be like halfway through or like at the end. You know what I mean? It would be that little tiny intro and you're like, oh, and then he would start it over and we'd redo the whole thing. Sometimes I just can't get past that. All I need is like a playlist of songs that just go to 14 seconds. Just 102 songs that go to 14

seconds. Dude, I would rip through that. You're the most TikTok. You're the face of TikTok Vine generation. This is the face of the face. I can't do anything plus 15 seconds. You're telling me a story. Shut the fuck up after 15 seconds.

You just said you're a playlist of 14 seconds. Actually, this podcast is going way too long. Three minutes in. Oh God. Dude, I'd never afraid. It was a Bugatti. It was a. I love to a new Bugatti.

Because at the beginning, it had some tight, you know, and intro, and then you would just restart that shit up. Beginning of Bugatti's. Get, get. Chef's kiss. Dude, you give up anything for Lent? I was thinking about this thing. I knew you were going to ask me.

And I thought about it for three seconds, then forgot. Totally. You were changing the song back. It was something like that. I don't know, man. I don't know. Dude. I haven't thought about it.

I usually decide what I'm going to give up for Lent like two days before Easter. That's great. So then you have two days of, hey, I did my shit? I'm like, hey, dude. Did it do it for two days?

Killed it this year. I'm great. What about you? I'm giving up. Um, is it like a challenge or is it something like kind of low key? No, it's a challenge for me.

Drinking. Wine. Dude, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. When I went, when I was like, Joey's going to ask me what I'm going to give up. Maybe I'll give up wine. But I was like,

that's never going to happen. And I just moved on to the next thing I was doing. Yep. I was in Ash Wednesday Mass and I was thinking about it was like, damn, yeah, okay. And that's next. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? And then it hit me. I was like wine it is. Red and white. Oh, yeah. Now, in classic Catholic fashion, I'm still drinking. Oh, wait, wait, wait. But are you doing the thing where you can do it on Sundays? No, that's some fucking lame shit. Cheat code. That's such a... Bring it in. That's such a...

No. I don't do that. I don't do that. My family was pro Sundays. We... Is the free space. I think... I think that probably will lend the case when, like, Frankie is eight.

Because, you know, the kids, they want to give up something, right? Because it's like, I give up... I give up candy and playing video games. And then four days into it, they're losing their fucking mind. So it's like... All right, Sunday. You can. Sunday. Just do it. All right. And you reset the clock. Sundays were great growing up. I'd give up donuts. Sundays? 42 donuts later, dude. The day of donuts. Yeah. Oh, Sunday's a donut day. That's the only day. You can't eat a fucking donut on a Tuesday. You're crazy. You got to be really depressed. I don't even, or like so rich, you don't even know what day it is. You know?

Oh, it's Tuesday? Give me another yeast. Give me another jelly filled. Yeah. We talk about donuts every podcast. And we're going to keep fucking doing it. We're going to keep doing it. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, the only donut days.

You can get wild with a Thursday. Maybe. No. Weekday donuts are bad news. On a Thursday, you can't get a little... Maybe it hits like 10 p.m. So you can just sleep with that donut. And then you wake up and it's all gone, babe.

Dude, I used to do that over. night shift at the radio station. I get up at 6 a.m. go to Jack's donuts, get six donuts, eat them all in the way home, live one minute away, and then sleep for six hours. I'd wake up, be like, oh, I feel like a million bucks. Best morning of my life. Those aren't, those aren't like no joke of a donut. I mean, those things are so hogs. Oh, you say hogs. Hawks. Hawks of donuts, man. Oh, yeah. You know who else? Yeah. I mean, they're hogs of donuts and hogs would want to eat them, you know, like the lineman. Tie it in.

Every lineman, ever eating anything. Towel around his shoulder. I'm like, what does that for? He just take my bathroom towel. Because he sweats when he eats turkey. Yeah, dude. You know, I'd be on a Thursday, 8.15 a.m. You're getting ready for the weekend.

You're trying to get the juices going a little bit. The weekend juice is flowing. No chance. And out breaking a little donut flavor. You're not having half of one. I'm not even going. going to play along with you. Not even any donut holes or anything.

Ooh, see, that's different. Come on. Now, what do we? Shut up. You get a box. You get a box of donuts. And then for people like you, it's like, you bring in the box of donuts. And so I was like, oh, no, I can't.

And then you go, you do one of these. And it's the back of donut holes. I'll go up and kiss you if he did that to me. Like low key behind your back because he knew I was going to be there. Uh-huh. Hey, he'll break. He'll break. I'm not to break them.

Like I'm a little fucking golden retriever. Shake it a little bit. A bunch of treats? What's your treats? Man, those donuts are good. But like powder donuts, they can get a little exhausting. Cinnamon donuts a little bit too.

But there's like one of those donut holes in between those two. I don't even know what it is. But it's like very, uh, like a cake donut hole? It's cake. It's just straight cake. And you're like, dude, I can pound these.

Oh, yeah. Cake donut holes are way better than cake donuts. I said it. I said it. I'm such a cake. Donut guy. Someone has a disagreement to you there. I know. I know. I just want to see if I can get you. I will agree that like the regular yeast donut hole is better than a regular donut.

Those are insane. And they're all like they're not really like spheres. They're just like clumps. Fucked up. Oh, you give me any type of food that's just fucked up. Give me that. It didn't used to be like that. Garlic knots. Destroy it and give it to me. Sometimes some places go as crazy as to call him garlic knuckles. Punch me in a goddamn face. Dude, who would rather eat a... Oh, it kind of reminded him of like a vagina maybe. That's kind of weird.

What? I don't know. I think I'd rather eat a garlic knuckle than a garlic knot. I don't know. Something about eating a knot sounds good. Like the worst you call food, the better it is, you know? Like I went to some weird ice cream place and they're like, hey, you want to kick cat. They call it like cement mixer.

Oh yeah. And I was like, oh yeah. Kid me? No doubt. What else you got? You got some like, what do they call it? Like mud tracks. Okay, so we got vanilla.

We got the hot fudge sundae. We got the cement mixer. We got the mud tracks. Moose tracks. Just roll me. down a hell in that shit. We got bear shit. And then we go,

oh, tell me more about the bear shit. Then our specialty for this month only is we just call it mulch. You're like, I would eat that. You couldn't give me, let's go. You said it right now. Let's go.

Maltch with extra hot fudge. Like, what do you think it'd be just like a bunch of just crushed up kit cats? Crushed up chock. Yeah. Crushed up kid cats. Um, maybe probably some.

some crushed up like you know the little tiny chocolate like they're not chocolate kisses kind of there oh herzy kisses yeah the little tiny tiny oh not even like regulation size

no not regulation size the ones that you put on top of oh chocolate chips right Jesus Christ chocolate chips oh my God I'm just going mashed out hey they would put the chocolate chips down

they'd take like one of those fucking you know they would take honestly you could take like the end of a or you could take a spoon when you could crush it down that way. Mm-hmm. You just take, like, you're crushing down chocolate tips right now?

You could take the ice cream scooper, take the bottom of it. That shit's just ground up. On some real shit, like the end of the ice cream scooper? So you're like, some crazy, some crazy 10 p.m.

Nobody's home shit. Yeah, I've done it. I mean what? I've never done that. That's what mulch would be. Mulch. Oh, just every, every ice cream,

thing you you can have. I just want it named after a landscaping. Like just mulch shrubs. Maneuer. Oh, manure, dude. Throw it at my face. If it, how good would that be?

Maneur? Oh. You know, it's just going to be loaded. It's like not that frozen either. No, a little liquid. No, not like, not, not liquid, but, you know,

it's getting there. It's pretty soft served. there, bro. Soft serve. Soft as serve manure, dude. That's too good. Yeah, so wine. Wine it is. I don't know. Yeah, it's the whole Lent thing, obviously growing up and everything, everybody had just the dumbest, most useless shit. I'm giving up candy. I'm giving up thing. Um, the F word. I'm giving up video games. Like, it's all the same shit. I'm giving up French fries. those are all tough they are

I know but it's just the same you know it's the same shit and then you start you start getting into that you start getting into the like

well instead of giving something I don't want to do something I'm like ah here we go that was me giving up chocolate but I can still eat like sour candy and I'm doing 25 pushups a day me and me when I was 12

you still no I am doing that I just cranked out 25. You got a starburst on you? Yeah, you know, I mean, I'm still having a mixed drink. I'm still having a beer, but like wine is my drink. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's our drink. Yeah, I mean, that's what I go to. Got any wine everywhere. Yeah, I'll have some wine. It's just all, it's perfect. Wine's perfect. I'm not going to talk about it anymore because you're going to want it. Thanks.

Did one year I gave up TV and yo. now that that is admirable i was just i was trying to knock it out of the park man whoa how old are you fourth grade i think i think i was like i'm going to give up tv and i think my family like went silent they're like oh shit he might were they were you like trying to make up or something were you trying to get on the good side of your your dad or something uh maybe but it was really going all out for lint wow he's serious more like a personal thing I was like, I wonder if I can do it. Bro, it was wild.

Because we'd go on like a family vacation and my family would be in a room, like watching something. And I'd be like, dude, I would face the wall and just listen to it. I swear. Okay, so it could be on. You just literally, you can't have eyes on it. Yeah. I was just like, I'm not watching it.

Like, the TV did not come on for you when you were in the room, wherever you were for the 40 days or whatever it is. It was tough. Yeah, I had to make some adjustments. I'd walk into a restaurant and I'd be eating like this. Yeah, the back to it. But that's probably a good rule of thumb restaurants every day. It doesn't matter what restaurant I'm at.

If there's a TV on, I just absolutely for whatever reason, just gravitate towards it. It's always NFL network or something. And I tell you, if it's a replay that somehow happens to be any Steelers game at all, I mean, I consider me just tapped out.

I'm going to contribute nothing to the conversation at the meal. And it's not even that. I'm just like, show, like I'm watching. I just can't help. I'm just, I'm locked in.

Because they're so good at what they do on those shows. Like, I'm just like, I'm in a bar. It's loud as hell in the bar. I'm just watching a football life

Jerome Bettis on mute for 30 minutes while people are talking at my table. What do you think, dog? I'm like, just watching him on the Rams. Subtitles.

Yeah, he was on the Rams. Subtitles. So where you like, the scene on the TV is three scenes later than what the subtitles are. They're like, okay, I remember it. Yeah, he was, okay. So that part, yeah, he was at the Rams. They're talking about Los Angeles.

Now he's back at that. You're trying to add up what the subtitles are from where the scenes are. Hey, subtitles, like, get on the same page with the TV. Who's a subtitle guy? What if it was a, what if the subtitle guy was live? It seems like it. It's weird. Hey, you know who the subtitle guy is? Cola. Dude, just so late. Backshakes rap.

How about when the subtitle guy just gives up? You ever seen that? You're watching like a rap music video and it's a real fast rapper and the guy's like, duh, Jesus Christ. Twista.

Keep up. He just gives up. Oh, this guy's saying? What am I supposed to do? Who's that guy that? Was that Buster rhymes? Yeah.

Holy hell. Yeah, that does. I got a go. I got to eat it. I got to get them. I'm like, I don't know. That's a really funny video idea.

Subtitle guy, when the Buster Rhymes verse comes on. Jesus Christ, are you serious? This type of numbers. I told you I wasn't doing it anymore, Terry. He just puts, I don't know.

Look it up. Nicole's subtitle. That's hilarious. Yeah, right. Dude, guess what I interviewed today? Who?

What? Oh, who? What sport? Football. Ballard. No, but close. So we're talking cults, huh?

The new head. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, all right. Jim Bob Cooter. No. Chuck Pagano. Is he still talking? You know.

Is he still talking and you came here to do this podcast? You're going to finish up with him? He's still answering a question. You're like, yeah, I got a knock out of podcast. I'll be right back. He was great, man. He was, uh, I'm doing this show.

show for 33rd team. I'm playing off of that for those about to mock sketch that I did a couple years ago, like my strange addiction mock drafts. And so I actually made it into a show for those about to mock. And it's like an eight-part series leading up to this year's draft. And the first guest was Chuck Begana. And he was super cool. For those about to mock. Yeah. So it should be out by the time this comes out. So a little organic plug on cross-promotion. OG plug, OG plug. A little cross-promotion. Learned that in the radio biz. But he was cool, man.

He'd never, get this. He had never been to Iotos. What has happened? Chuck Pagano. Didn't you build it? The first thing he asked me, we get on you before it started recording. He's like, hey, Joe,

love what you do, follow. I'm like, yeah, thanks, coach. He's like, I'm old and arrow, that's your Paison, right? And I was like, yeah. Like, first thing he asked, and then he's never been to Iotos? I was like, bro, what?

What? What were you doing here? Yeah. He's like, oh, you know, I was like, I guess you were working.

He was like, right, yeah. And I was like, but you managed other places. Fucking I Outsos is the backyard of the stadium. Where?

What? I, now we got to have them on here. So now we talked about and I just invited you and your dad, but now we're going to do you, your dad, me and Coach Pagano at Iotos.

That would be so. I wouldn't say a goddamn word of me. I would just do this whole time. I would nervous talk the shit. out of the entire thing because I'd be like, I'd be like, well, Ben's on a weird, I don't know what he's doing. His dad's definitely on a weird thing.

I don't know what his dad's doing, you know. I wouldn't say anything. Just you two go. Just talk about like nickel defense against Titans or something. I don't know. Talk about stacking the box or something. It was just so funny, man, because we've talked about it on this show.

But I was telling him, I was like, yeah, yeah, coach. Like, I was a radio grunt for a while. like listen to every one of your fucking press conferences. Yep. Know your cadence. Yep. But he's a good dude, man.

Really, really good dude. So, uh, what do you always say? You know, just got to keep chopping. We got to. You know. You know.

Oh, yeah, you know. He's got a lot of flame in his throat. You go on tour, man. A little mini tour? A little mini Johnson tour? Yeah, yeah.

Ontario 316. Then we got the next weekend, we got Kansas City 327. I wish you could have worked that to be in April for that because the NFL drafts in Kansas City. Oh, wow. The day you're in Tampa, April 27th, that's when the NFL draft is. And so I was like, for a second, I was like, wait, he's going to Kansas City. Maybe. And then I saw it, it's all good.

Damn. I didn't know that. Oh, well. So it's. Hey, next year. So it's California? I might. I might.

Yeah, it's Cali, then it's Casey, then it's Albany, and then it's Tampa. Albany, New York? Got a club out there. Funny bone. Is Albany? There's something based on Albany. Like a museum or some shit? There's something.

I know Cooperstown's the... Cooperstown is the Major League Baseball, but I thought Albany was kind of like sister towns with that. Well, I don't fucking know. I don't know either. There is something going on there, though. Kansas City, though. Should be fun, man. Are you going to get Mahomes or Kelsey out there? What's Mahomes' little brother name? Jackson. He's coming. You guys are going to shake your ass. He's going to be the sign language interpreter when I'm up there and stand up. Nice. Perfect. Hell yeah. There we go. He's not watching. I'm like, you know what? Just fucking do.

Do your thing here. I'm going to go in the back. He just dances for at 45 minutes. I bet you could probably get, if Kelsey's in town, I bet you could probably get him to go. I'll DM him. You know,

Chris Pearson, though, you know Chris Pearson? Yeah. He's like really good friends with him. Yeah. Might be worth a hit up. I doubt,

I'm like, he probably doesn't stay in Kansas City in the off season. No. Killet Trav is fucking probably just down in Cabo the entire time. I think he's in Cabo? Or you think he's just in

some like just Midwest town. That's true. He's just in Peoria, Illinois. Just like changing oil. Just feel like he works construction in the offseason. Yeah. His brother definitely does. Travis Kelsey just holding that slow sign on some random street.

Hard hat. What's up? Yeah, he just won like 14 Super Bowls yesterday. What's up? It's just the fucking, yeah, the Midwest in him. He's like, I got to get back to do that. Yeah, he works a landscaping job during this off season. just because it's like, that's what we all did.

Fuck, yeah. 21 touchdowns last year, but 2,884 speedy rewards points this year. Hey, you know what? He's, he's mulching front yards and then he's going to get mulch ice cream. I had fucking ridders.

Oh, dude. But you catch a lot of passes with that green thumb. So dumb. The dumbest. He's been to the 500 a couple times, I think. He looks like Indy 500. Born and bred. He, not only Indy 500, but Snake Pit specifically.

Man, if I saw Travis Kelsey at the Indy 500, I would lose my shit. Yeah, I would too. It's cool guy. I think he's like what's so normal. I think he's like what every white guy, like white kid would want to, like a football player. 100%. dude, who knew? Like so good.

Looks cool on the field. Yeah, and he's like, I don't know, you can't really tell if he's trying or not. You know? I'm like, is he giving it as all? You ever think that about somebody? He's just, he's just housing people. Yeah. Just run, just out running.

Looks, looks cool off the field. Just always has a big coat on. Big coat, like a chain. Hey, turtleneck. Who's not fucking this guy? Come on. You wear a turtleneck? Somebody's having sex with you.

It's just the law of the jungle. Yeah, I think he'd be a cool hang. I do. And he's, yeah, always got a fresh haircut. Yeah. God dang, man.

It's amazing. Is he doing that daily, you think? I think it's a, he might be on the every three, the Jalen Rose schedule. Every three days? I mean,

not as much as Jalen Rose. Yeah. Because Jalen Rose is on TV every 18 seconds, but... And he seems like he has a different haircut every time I see him on TV. It's got to be fake. Don't you think?

Like, does he have, like, is it almost like... Like Jalen Rose, it's like a Lego head. You know, like the... What am I wearing today? He would Legos, he can pop the different hairstyles off and they're just pop a new one on. Oh, yeah. What are you thinking today, hon?

Are we going with the side part? Yeah, that's... That's three, every three days for a haircut. Damn. That's when you know you're like, dude, you got it. You got it like that when you're getting one every three days. It does feel fucking good. You get a fresh haircut. It's amazing.

It's a makeup for guys. What's going on with this? I know it seems like it's like, I mean, we see each other at least once a week every week, but like we're making some serious progress here. We're getting there. This is for a role? Is this what's going on? Is this a?

No, I'm just like, okay. It's not all the way there. yet. It's like a year has to go by for it to be like, oh, that looks great. But we're on like month five or something like that. So we're halfway. It doesn't look bad, but it's like not, you know, it's, it's shorter where they transplanted hair and it's longer where it's just, I haven't cut it yet. So I'm just kind of like chill, like chilling with it until it's. We need to bring full Kramer back. Peak Kramer. I think so. It's been a while. Yeah. It's been a while. I'm in

What would be What you used to karaoke Was my karaoke song? Yeah like Wild Beaver on Thursday I was always with a very Very hype crew So I couldn't really get too diverse You didn't want to yeah

I mean you still were at the point where you were like You know you gotta keep up an image Mere a little bit Yeah A little bit. And it was like, you know, now, what would I do? Like today, what would I do? Sure.

Probably like Keisha or something, you know? Just something I know I can just nail. That would be a heat. Yeah. Like one of those songs, you know, that you're just like, you're kind of ashamed to admit that you restarted it 14 times on the way here. But like, only first 14 seconds though. Yeah.

Karaoke would be great for you because you just do the first 15. You drop the mic. You're out. Gone. That's all I got. Thank you guys. Everybody's like, oh, shit.

I like it. Usually everybody's trying to do a five and a half minute song. Yeah, that's a little much. Who's the guy that's doing karaoke that's doing like an aerosmith song? Bro.

17 minutes long. I can steal away. Like, oh, Jesus, here we go. Be able to be up there for six minutes and like now everybody just feels like the world's going to end because Armageddon.

I know. And they always get the biggest applause after. I'm like, he didn't even do anything. I'm jealous and shit. I'm like, he didn't even drunk as hell. Always trying to get.

that fucking audience. Always. Yeah, come on. He didn't even... Come on. He was kind of lagging in between. You guys didn't see that? You know what?

Mine would be. What? I love you, burpee boy. Whoa. Is that the same? How about, can we just write a whole burpee boy song? Carriot to do that? It's on the screen.

Burpy boy. Whoa. What would yours be? I would be. Give me one reason to stay here. And I'll turn my mac That just brought so many memories in my head. And I do this shit.

I would fucking, I would like, you know, when singers, it's always, it's always at some fucking bar or restaurant. And it's just like, you know,

local band and it's like the lead singer lady. And she always has a one foot tapping. And she has like, she like uses the, man, that's nice. You know, I'll stay here.

And I'll turn my back around. Maybe she hits a couple of these. that side hip slap is so on beat. I'm like, geez, Trish, you haven't been that on beat since. Yes, definitely Trish. Trish is slapping the hips during that one. That's a good song, dude. That reminded me of a rotating fan in a summer.

You know? In like 1997. Yeah. Oh, God. In some weird baseball games, the Cubs are playing on WGN. You're like, God. What's for dinner? Your mom's like,

it's one PM. Your mom. It was every mom cleaning to that song. Because that's the song they love, bro. That song's their whole life. They got their head pulled. Give me one ring to stay.

They got their hair pulled back in a bandana, right? A sleet, like a, you know, one of your dad's like, workout, or not hudies,

crew necks on. Cut up. Cut up and shit. Bandana on. Or they're making their bed to that. song. Yeah, like fucking fluffing the fluffing the leaves on the tree.

Give me one reason to stay. And I turn away. You're like watching her. She doesn't know she's, you're watching her. She's kind of walking, shaking her ass a little bit. You're like, mom, like, I can see you. Mom, mom cleaning playlist songs. That's all.

That's all. That's all the karaoke music we're doing. Mom cleaning playlist. Dude, you got that, whatever that fucking song is called. Give me one run. Reason to stay here. Carlos Santana, obviously. So smooth.

It's party time when a mom hears that. Just like the ocean. Another morning is the same thing. No, man, I get from you. Every mom just automatically a glass of wine appears in their head. Nogna, love, I don't be so small.

In real, I've also got a body. Best song ever. Top 10. It is interesting. The joke has been made in the movie Ted, but it's so true. Like the entire mid to latter half of the 90s

had a whole subgenre of music, where the lead singer just... Oh, man. Oh, hell, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like sounded like that. There's a lot of just grunt and shit that they're doing, and it just sounds great. But it's so, like, whenever you hear those songs,

and it's like, it fucking, I mean, just to your core, the memory, the nostalgia and the memories of waft over you, when you hear that, song when you hear no one I wish we could play all these songs I fucking nail that I want to go to Wild Beaver

and do that song tonight actually let's just go right now just us to podcast there live podcast at Wild Beaver they're like oh wow I wonder what they're going to talk about or just singing Alanis Morissette

or something Amy Grant oh shit Yeah. Every Alanis Morris song, song. I'm like, my mom is the ghost writer for her. Dude, I know, I'm like, I know Alanis Moore said, give me one song. I, I do too, but it's just got to be the right song. Oh, dude. I think you're getting ticketed out front right now, though.

Oh, for real? That makes $2,884 I own. Oh, no, we're good. Never mind. Yeah, because I pay, gee. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're good. That guy was just like lingering right out in front. Oh, is he a ticket guy? No, I thought he was because I couldn't see, but he's not. Here.

Because I got one hand in my pocket and the other ones smoking a cigarette. Any of those songs. Dude, Cheryl Crow. That's another one. If it makes you hate. I'm just like fucking crying kind of in the front and like driving. Why are you so sad? Yeah, it's like when you're in the.

backseat as a kid. You don't really know what's going on, but then like when you get old enough to sit with shotgun, and you can, you're like, oh, this is that happened.

Mom, are you okay? Do I say anything? There's something, you know. You're in the McDonald's drive-thru. You're like, are you okay?

I'll take two double cheeseburgs. Mom, or I said no, I said no pickle. Fucking crying. Dad's been sleeping on the couch for three days. Isn't that weird? That's the only thing we think.

My dad didn't even, yeah, he did. Like, I always feel like my dad was just sleeping when I was growing up. Hey, how tired are you? Oh, my God. Sheryl Crow, what's the other one? Dude, all I want to do is have some fun.

Are you kidding me? That's a mom anthem. Wasn't somebody else in that song, too? Like, uh, was there a, what's the Cheryl Crow kid rock song, dude? that's the that's like peak like somebody's somebody's making a baby like it's a banger let's see

kid rock Cheryl crow god yeah it's like can you guys just get married oh my god can you can you like low key play it on your phone for like five seconds oh they like both sing oh stop stop stop we're gonna hit for cover right oh now it's coming back I'm saying we're gonna get hit for copyright but I'm really

just gonna about to cry I'm sorry to three damn days I put your picture away Yeah, tell him Cheryl. Damn, that one is. That's for real. Shania Twain,

she's up there too, dog. Man. She's got some freaking Shania Twain's OG like. You're still the one. That one. That's a childhood 90.

Stop it, dude. I just want to listen all these songs right now. Just the first 14 seconds. Still the one that I love. The only one I dream of. We might be nice with that.

That might be our song. Our karaoke. Bro, what if we had a karaoke party? Oh, I think of fun. Are you kidding me? That's our party next year is karaoke.

At Wild Beaver. Hey, I mean, all right. Now we're talking. Let me down. I mean, because anyone can karaoke,

you know? And everybody, no matter who you are, everybody kind of wants to. I think everybody really, really wants to. It's no fail. Right.

It's fail. I mean, yeah, the bar is down here, man. What's hilarious is when, like, you're with somebody who it starts off the night and, like, like, oh, no, I don't really want to, but then they see kind of how, they get a few drinks in and they see kind of what's going on. They get one song in their head. They're like, I want to do that. I'm doing it.

I want to do that. They go up and they're like, on, check it in on the guy. Like, every 18 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Come up. You're three after this. And then it's you.

What a Cinderella story that is. When the guy that doesn't really want to go ends up doing karaoke like three hours later, you're like, oh, yes, we got him. Yep. He's having fun. It's part of the group. It's a good, it's a good feeling.

What do you stand on like, I mean, I feel like the shaggy bit that's, you know, it's been done. What do you mean? You know, when somebody gets up there and it's kind of to what we were talking about, bust of rhymes. Like, they do the shaggy song.

and it wasn't me, you know. And so like, it wasn't me too and starts to come on. Everybody's like, oh, everybody loves that song. So everybody's like, oh, oh, you know, and then they do the chorus and they get into Shaggy's verse. And so they're doing the chorus and everyone can do it. And then it's going so fast that they automatically, then they start just doing, I hope it out of it. Oh,

a little bit of a little bit of a and then it was like, okay, dude. Oh, it's like funny because he doesn't right, yeah,

it's like, right, that's right. Who knows the way? I would try to do it, man, because the words are right there. Actually,

I'd practice it before I went out. I would just, like he really knows that verse. You ever think about that? Like that one, uh, it's been one week. It's a look at,

but now I want to watch a hood wing. That's a good one too. They make a look at that like a man. I saw a fish, because I never touch a frying pen. Like Osama when I busts for. I'm sorry. So you know it.

Have you ever heard that song? I can't tell. Well, that's like you're saying. Like I did. I challenged myself to that. I was like, I want to learn.

Because it's impressive. When someone's singing a song, like just in some random place, you're at a restaurant, somebody's singing a song. And you're like, oh, wow, he actually knows this verse.

And like, it's a tongue twister. And so not only like, is everybody like, oh, damn. But then for you, like, in my head at least, it, like, feels good to, like, it's not, I'm not even doing it. Like, your body completely takes over of just, uh,

like instinct, muscle memory. Well, MM. Throw a little MM on there. When you get one of those verses on there and you're just losing your mind, it's not even you. You black out and it's muscle memory. Oh, you're a kid rock now. It's on.

It's amazing. And look at that. I'll come, man. So it's just so a Dibad, da, da, da, da, da bit A big dad song Big dad song Can I know it if I think you're funny

When you man Drain hon, smile Don't feel bad My dad would bang that song Really? Oh yeah God your dad is such He was all over the place

Your dad's such a Billy Joel bitch Oh And I mean who isn't But like your dad for sure I thought my dad wrote We didn't start the fire You ever listen

You ever go back and listen to that song Or just any of these kind of songs and you're like, this song is a, this song slaps. Oh, yeah. We didn't start the fire. Like, sounds like a fire is happening as the song is playing. I'm like, is there, is my fucking stove on? It sounds like everybody's trying to exit the building in a chaotic way.

It's the best. Because a fire is going on. Might be, might be the top dog. I get so emotional with that song. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Billy Joel, dude. Can we make a remix to that?

Has that been done? Uh, yeah. Damn. Because I said something that rhymed with Hassel back. And I was like, wow, what if we just did an NFL remix? And I got that asshole back. That would go so hard. That end part, though, where like the choir, like the choir part, the background singers take.

And then Billy comes back in, we didn't start the fire so good just us me you and our dad just crying oh yeah burn me alive to that song just on

one of those poles like a pig tie me up dude hog timey put an apple in my mouth and roast me to Billy Joel no seasoning I want it raw little Rock Harkiske Sack.

Because they would like He said that. Dude, he was like mentioned like a sports thing. Oh, face melter when he melts when he says a sport. Something about like Mickey Mantle. Oh.

Mickey Mantle. What a name. All time. Mickey Mantle definitely doesn't get talked about. Top 10 name. Double M's. Anytime you got the alliteration in there. Cheat code.

That, I mean that, yeah, that's baseball. That's, that's JD. Like, that's Mickey Mantle. Oh. You didn't even ever, you didn't even have to know. You're just like, oh, yeah, like I plays baseball. And it's probably really fucking good.

I bet it's fake. It's not. His name's Mickey. His name is not Mickey. The I. At peak Mickey Mouse, his name's Mickey. Come on. Mickey Mantle.

I bet he, I bet he scrubbed all the browsers for what you're doing right now. Mickey Charles Mantle Nicknamed The Commerce Comet The Mick Yeah dude Great name

Every grandpa loved Mickey Mantle Mine certainly did Named his dog after him I just feel like if you're collecting cards And you have a Mickey Mantle card Like it's over Like game over

Like that that trumps like a LeBron rookie Any card That joint right there See it never You're a millionaire Mickey Mantle rookie Like even if I if I show that to my daddy back Wait what is it

That doesn't care about anything It's crazy Like I see I still can't get over Burpy boy Whoa I love you That was a Linton cheese pizza Piece of cheese pizza

Burp right there Already? It is Friday It's all good Friday pizza If you're naming your game if you're naming, like, when you're naming your kid something, if you name a Mickey Mantle,

he's not going to be a fucking waiter, you know? Oh, no, you got to make sure your kid, like, the stars are aligned if you're going to name your kid something like that. And there's nothing, like, there's nothing wrong with being a waiter. I'm just saying that, like, Mickey Mantle was born to hit bombs and play for the Yankees. Yeah. It's a Yankees name. Come on.

He's born to wear those baggy baseball pants with the, belt for no reason. And the footage that makes them look like they're running way faster than they really were. Still such a weird projector footage. Babe Ruth looks like he's in fast forward. Babe Ruth. Well, that wasn't his name. That wasn't his real name.

I don't remember what it was. Just every player on the Yankees. I think it was something like Larry or something. We got one rule here. If your name's not good enough, we change it for you. Probably, man. George. George, that's right.

George Ruth. George Herman Ruth. Dude. Yogi Berra. Yeah. The guy's name was so ill. They're just like, making a candy bar.

Can you imagine? Oh yeah, my name's so tight. It's made a fucking chocolate bar after me. What's up? What'd you do today? 90 years from now.

Ben Politi, Benedict, the Benedict. Oh, that sounds. Wow. That's nice. Goal. Write it down.

There you go. Benedict on a bar? Oh, that'd be. Sick. Hey. Okay, you got a chocolate bar or you got whatever you want, but it's called Joey. What's going down with the bar? What do you got in there? You got a little new get. Got some peanuts. I mean, that's tough, dude. Like what hasn't already been done? I mean, it can be a little just a little flavor. A little mix of the flavor. Like you can have a little inspo. Definitely want some like, like Kit Kat wafer type inside. Sold. You know, big on that.

I think I'd want it to be a mix of but see I think that's what it is I think Twix is that Oh Twix is more cookie than Waifer Twix is a mix of like in my mind Twix is like a mix of Kit Kat and Snickers because it's got like the caramel

and the chocolate and the Kit Katz got like the Waifer cookie type but I was going to say that's what mine would want I would want to be a mixture of Snickers and KitKat probably like a second cousin of Twix.

So like a, like a Kit Kat with like maybe peanuts a little bit? A little bit caramel? Yeah. Fuck that is. Yeah. Joey.

From the Kit Kat, you're just taking the wafer inside. The crunch. One bar, two bars. Just one. I'm not doing the snap off

or anything like that. I think a snap off is nice. Yeah. That you would be more snap off. Definitely. When Twix, Twix has two in there. I'm like,

oh, two? Yeah, perfect like size too Not too much, not too little Yeah Then you add on top of it It's good shit Recy's cups

That's a different That's a different ball game there too They've dominated You know you think a bar And they're like Fuck it, we're doing a cup Crazy Yeah, you have to have a chocolate candy

It has to be a bar No, it doesn't Want to bet? Yeah, and you know what? We'll make a king size Put four of them in there What are you going to do? Four

and then we'll make those four be so thick that it's like you're eating an actual sandwich. That first Reese's in the deck, though? How fast are you eating that? You might even eat the paper. The paper looks good. Who's not licking that? The orange wrapper? You can see it from a mile away.

Like a hawk when I see that, Reese's. Fuck off. Out of here, dude. Which one? What? Trees. Trees, eggs. Can't hit me with this question, man.

Because you're going to go to needlers and buy 18 of them? I mean, this is just the only thing I think about. They only have Christmas and Easter, right? They don't do Halloween, do they? Oh, they do Halloween. What do they do for Halloween? Pumpkin. It's not as good.

It's kind of like, yeah, should we do a pumpkin? Might as well. We did the other holidays. That's what they were thinking. But the OG Recy shape is the egg. is the egg. Oh, yeah.

Slapping that thing in your mouth on your tongue. The white one. Get out of here. No. No? Just give me the regular. But you've tried it. You've tried it.

Just give me straight up. You don't got to change anything. OG. You're already perfect. OG. You're right. It is. Damn.

I'm just excited about this party, the karaoke party. Karaoke party. It would be a nice little twist. We should do our party at Tin Roof, but we should do it like a little low key. Not low key, but just like another one at, whatever wow that'd be sick dude

come with what if it's a contest like bring your bring your heavy hitters yeah yes it's graded upon like best karaoke song

right because there's the difference between best song and best karaoke song right then you're graded on performance we could be the judges I watch you get the crowd going

no much as a crowd react yeah it might get real competitive in there. Yeah, depending on what they'd win. I don't know. Maybe not even. People are just for the pride of it.

They're just like, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, I don't think they even need a prize. Just stupid, drunk to do it. I don't like a place for it possibly would be the dugout. Man, I would love that. All right, folks, put it down. Let's try it. Karaoke, karaoke party.

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