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Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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every single every single time i'm talking i'm talking 72 shifts in a row or he'd call the station and say it a uh i don't know i had to pump up i had to get gas on the way here i was running low you can go ahead and go but it's just the way you can go ahead and go go go go go ahead and go go go ahead and go Not bad for a fat guy Happy holiday Happy Hollanday sauce Happy Holland days TG 112

As we whisper Mary I've just been singing Frank Sinatra all day It's glorious It's a glorious feeling We're in bro It's time It's time

It's almost time For these guys lives These guys live next this Thursday. Wait, this Wednesday. No. Wednesday. Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. The upcoming Wednesday.

The 18th of December, Indianapolis, Indiana. Indy. December 18th. These guys live. Helium Comedy Club downtown. Cannot wait. See you there. Bring your girl.

Bring your wife. Bring the boys. I mean, this can be an awesome time. Indy Christmas, the tree lighting, your boys on stage, just being guys. So come on out. It's going to be great. Yeah, it's really all this show is about and has been about for two years, almost two years now. Just like you said, man, holidays, Christmas, some snack talk, some bowl games, some jerseys, some turtlenecks.

It's just, it's what it's all about. So we go away from Christmas, December 18th. everything that Benny said. So come on out. I've gotten some, we've gotten some messages from people who've already bought tickets. We've got messages for people

who are traveling from far, near far, who are coming out, who are bringing potentially burpee girls, too. I mean, it's just crazy. It's your girlfriend's favorite pod. Just bring them. Just bring them.

Yeah. Two guys talking about nothing, but you can't really stop listening for some reason. I don't know why. Just drop them on it that way. Just drop them on it that way. It's all they need to know.

Gets your take. right under here or at both of our websites, but everything's in the description of the pod. And there might be some exclusive these guys merch there. Just saying, just saying, Cucka, Coo C Clubhouse merch. Whoops. Schmitt, Schmitty,

Schmitty's gotten a little sneak preview here. And I got to say, hot, hot, hot, hot. It's hot, hot, hot. But yeah, I can't wait to see you guys, for real. It's all I've been thinking about for the past. two months and it's going to be a great night. Maybe Coach P.

will be there. I don't know. Maybe. I know. I've heard weird, I've heard weird different rumblings about different people, family members, different local people. It's always weird when you're friends. Like, I've had some of my buddies and, you know, the old group chat be like,

we get tickets for the 18th. If anybody was going to say, whatever, I'm just like, honestly, just don't even come. They're the only people. I'm like, just don't come. Yeah. It's a clubhouse thing. Don't know if you understand or not. Don't know.

Well, it's all good. No, I'm just kidding. Everybody come. But yeah, so that's 18th. Watch us on YouTube. If we're watching us on YouTube and you should be, these guys clubhouse on YouTube video pod every week. A perfect summation of Benny and Joy Joy right here.

We got Benny and the soccer, I think. I don't know. It's some sort of kit, jersey. Something. Yeah. And I'm in a nice, thick holiday sweater. So it's just, that's us. God, dang, look at that sweater.

Why do I just want to, why do I just want to give you a hug in that thing? Look at that. It'd be a cozy one. Invite me inside, bro. Come on, you want some coffee? That's what I feel like you should be saying right now. And I just walk right into your house. No, no coffee.

Straight wine. Straight wine in this sweater. It's a big, don't spill it, bro. Don't spill it. I know. A little risky, a little risky. But it's a warm, cozy hug, and it's great. A little warm, you know.

I was in the coffee shop earlier. I was like, I'm kind of back sweat a little bit because of this thing. But you fight through. You fight through for the sweater. Riley's like, why he's so dressed up for? I'm just like, hey, it's just that time of year. And I want to be 31, you know? It's pretty Christmas right now.

Just let them, let them Christmas. Sometimes you got to let them Christmas. That's all you got to do. How's Phoenix? So good, man. Sold out. Sick, uh, sick club. um love Phoenix dude Phoenix just has like a theme you know it's great no state like Arizona

they have like branding guidelines I swear to God they have their own patterns they have their own every city is like the name the cool tempi they just have the coolest like name I don't know I love it bro Glendale it's like is this a town or a mall that I want to go spend five hours at every place is a shopping center can't go anywhere without a shopping center I'm like Yeah, exactly. Perfect. Every one of, that's why Arizona is our place. Every one of their towns could be, you know, like you're going to an outlet. Hey, we're heading to tippy outlet.

Sick. Shopping center there. Comedy clubs in a shopping center. There's ice rinks everywhere, bro, and they're decked out in Christmas. You know, very underrated, like, Christmas decor. I think I've said it before, but airports crush it, bro. I think they might crush it harder. than malls.

Everything is so Christmas time is here. Every time I walk in an airport, I'm like, yes, the music, everybody's in, everybody's wearing Santa stuff. I'm like, it's not even really that Christmas yet, timestamp it. But I don't know, it just feels like every year people are more excited

for Christmas than ever, like even earlier than before. Big trees, big, big, big and numerous trees at airports. Just trees everywhere. Everywhere you look. There's like three of them. They only come in threes. It's like they have a big one in the back,

a kind of bigger one, but smaller to the left, and then a miniature one to the right. And they make like a boom, boom, boom, little threesome right there in every single corner, every stop at the airport.

You got that set up a Christmas tree. It's like slap my ass. Let's go. With the frost on them. Trees with the frost. I'm into it if you can't tell. Love a frosty tree. A lot of little

like pop up real Christmas trees. Real Christmas tree shops everywhere. Is that happening in Indy? Not that I've seen. Maybe it's just like a warm state thing, but in L.A., in Miami, in Phoenix, like they'll just be a pop-up shop on the side of the road with just like 40 Christmas trees like in a tent.

And I'm like, yes! I don't get why, but I like it. I'm like, oh, people are really buying real trees. We're in Miami and people were crossing crosswalks with real trees like it's taking it up to my apartment hey flip flops and swim trunks with the with the santa hat on no shirt and the christmas tree over your shoulder a little weird combo guy in la fitness today with the santa hat working out working out i was like that's the shit i'm talking about i told rye i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna embarrass my kids i want to be the dad that just shows up

to pick him up to school i'm just wearing a santa hat on like December 8th did you see that uh that video the dude dressed his buddy the elf picking up his daughter embarrassing no i haven't seen that i'm like oh that's what it's all about bro i would so do that dude you know what i want to do really badly i want to do i want to dress up fully as the grinch and scare the shit out of all the little kids at my family like i think that would be the most fun thing ever if i could have one christmas wish this year next year it'd be that my family rinse me a full-on makeup and costume of the grinch to make me look like like Jim Carrey and I just come in there and I absolutely just rip up the place

dude. Stiff Armin, my cousin, my like eight year old cousin scaring the shit out of my son. That just sounds so fun. Yeah. Taking their presence and running with them outside, dude, that is hilarious. See ya! Kicks down the door.

Dude, with my luck, I would do that. They wouldn't get scared and I'd like tear my ACL and like breaks. something through the door and I'd be like god damn it never mind no no no no I do that and they get it for me and I'm going through just rumming and ramp it

on the place and then I just take a quick stop real quick and check out the Hawaii Bowl on TV just a grinch just belly out hands on the hips just looking at the Hawaii Bowl for a sec kids crying all the all the moms just realizing that's not a good deal

you're just looking at the screen now San Jose State's winning. But then it's like, but then the kids realize what's going on because I stopped and watched the game. So then they all form a mutiny on me and they start beating the shit out of me because they realize it's not actually the Grinch.

It's just dumbass cousin Joey. God, that would be great. I sent in the group chat, this whole idea, my family group chat. You've had this plan? Oh, yeah. I think, I think those videos are hilarious. I see him every year.

time where I do whoever probably like the dumb younger brother who's not married well they'll dress them up and he'll come scare all of his nieces and nephews I think they're hysterical and I'm I sit in the group I'm like I would love to do this and you know my wife my sister my mom everybody pretty much just like I think it's a horrible idea why would you want to traumatize our kids I'm like they get over it they forget about it and they always have that hey remember that one year when the grinch came and stole our fucking presents yep you like Christmas is great every year is awesome, but you kind of forget, I kind of forget what happened last year. Like, I can't, I can't really immediately tell you what happened. But if you did that,

bro, remember three years ago when Uncle Joey just dress up as a grit, you need to do, hey, you need to take matters in your own hands and just do that. Bro, destroy, destroy all. That's a horrible idea. Do it. Just pop up all green. Hey, I got to step out for a second. Oh yeah, go ahead. Take your time. Get to of the Grinch costume. Kicks open the door. Bro, do it. Please.

I'll film it. Dude, it just, it wouldn't be worth a backlash, unfortunately. Maybe if you were here, maybe if it wasn't, like, actually Christmas Eve. I don't know, if we, like, soft launch, but then you can't soft launch the Grinch. You just got to go with it.

Moms would sniff that out, too. Let's see, what are they doing up there? Why is, why is Ben here and why is he loving, Joey up right now outside. I'm like, check, check, check, check. Get in there, bro. Ready to go.

We're reported. Yeah, you showing up would just be a media giveaway. Wait a minute. If Riley and my mom were there, they'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Bro, please, please, please do it. I'm coming. Dude.

You know what? We talked about it a little bit last week. We left off with it. and it was kind of a teaser for this week, but I think we should dive into the origin story of you can go ahead and go. Hey, I think about that. I probably say that in my head every day.

Wow, a Pepsi. You little Christmas ass, hold that up. Hey, no free ads. I just want to talk about the can. Silver, the silver bullet, that's my silver bullet. Look at a course. Can you show us the hell are you doing? Old school logo.

I don't mind Hey DP for BP What's up DP? What do you mean? What's that mean? Oh I kind of can't believe

that you're drinking Pepsi During Christmas Because Christmas is so coke Christmas is so Hey the polar bears It is But damn I got to tell you man

an ice cold, crispy D.P. It's pretty nice. I know. He's not talking about Dr. Pepper. If you're listening and not watching, you should be watching now. Subscribe to 5 friends.

Give us a rating review. But, um, dude, Santa, Santa in the glass Coke bottle. Dude, does Pepsi just wave the white flag during Christmas?

Like, I've never even seen a Pepsi commercial during Christmas. What do they even do? If Pepsi was smart, Pepsi would then say, you know what? Okay, you guys have Christmas. We're dominating Halloween. We're dominating Halloween.

You guys can have Christmas, all right? It's been yours. You've got it. Halloween will be ours. We're coming out with some black, crazy-ass cans. Orange. We're going to make our logo, a jack-a-lantern. Orange.

Dude, give them an orange can. Is Halloween like the... I mean, I feel like they need like three holidays to... even like compare to Christmas yeah this is a holiday podcast what are we talking about

yeah now we're not talking about branding with a holiday and a soda or anything like that at all um that is crazy that I did not know your Pepsi gang always had a soft spot for Pepsi uh don't know or how or or how Pepsi is NFC and Coke is AFC it's it's I don't know about that one bro what

No, I know it is right. I think. Yeah, Pepsi's NFC. But Pepsi gives me like happy, cheery, Britney Spears, Jeff Gordon vibe, halftime show. And that kind of leans AFC a little bit. But it has to be NFC because for some reason,

Coke, I don't know, but I'm having a crisis a little bit. It's the same reason why power rate is NFC and Gatorade is AFC. Yeah. Now I can get behind that one. yeah you're right you're right yeah yeah all right see no there's there's all right let's let's get

to the origin i want the origin let's let's give the we'll recap for everybody for new to the show you saw it in the promo that we put out for the 18th at the end you know we have some pretty we're up to worth about four or five really solid these guys origin stories you know you have right right right you have not bad for that guy you have stichernop out this you have daddy's on air now let's hear let's give him a little bit of the go ahead and go all right so i'm working at this radio station um when my shift is over the next guy comes in i can't leave until the next guy comes in he's kind of late like every single time sunday night every single time kind of late and i'm like i'll text him every time be like yo you you

good uh what's going on are you coming are you parking uh because you know i i wouldn't be a dick at like right at 10 o'clock. Like I'd have to leave at 10. But it'd be like 10, like 11. I'd wait for him a little bit just because like whatever. It'd be like 10, 10. I'd be like, what's up, dude? Do you, uh, everything all good?

In every single time, he would come up like with, with like the wildest, like, all my back left tire needed air. Like just, uh, other kids, like something, just something like that. Just he would have an excuse and be like, I'll be there in 10 minutes you can go ahead and go every single every single

time I'm talking I'm talking 72 shifts in a row or he'd call the station and say it a I don't know I had to pump up I had to get gas on the way here I was running low

you can go ahead and goal but it's just the way you can go ahead and go go go ahead and go and i'd be like all right bro station's about to be station's about to be unmanned for like seven minutes but i'm a goalhead and goal it's goal g-o-l goal head and goal geo-go book end it would goal goal goal head and goal dude every time Dude, and I would, like, if he didn't call me and say it, he would send a text and I would copy that text, paste it in me and Joey's text chain, text chain, text messages and send it to him every week. So Sunday at like 10, 12 p.m. Joey just get a text for me every single week. You can go ahead and gole. Bro. He's not, that is a, that is a 100% accurate. There is like literally probably, he said 72. least 256.

Like, I mean, it was literally like clockwork every single week and the excuses that he said. I mean, he would get to a point where me and Ben would be like, dude, just say that you're late and that I'm not going to tell on you. Just say you're late. I can leave. It's okay. I'll go ahead and go. Just say you're watching the game, bro.

Like, come on. Come on. I mean, every excuse in the book, bro, it would be like you said, it would be like, and they'd be be like mixed together. It started to get to the point that they'd be mixed together. And you'd be like, that's not like a 10 minute delay thing. You're going to be late by two hours. Airport.

But I'm still going to go ahead and goal. He was pulling out all the fancy excuses, bro. At my grandmas. I'm like, dude, just say it. Just say, just say, go ahead and goal. And I'll go ahead and get out of here. It'd get to the point where it'd be like, hey, my grandma's on her last dying breath on her. Beth foot and on my way from leaving her I didn't want to and my left tire blew out and now I'm behind a train.

So got to be a little late and you can go ahead and goal. Like he would just combine all this shit. You're like, dude, are you even showing up? I love that dude. Every time, go ahead and go. Yeah, that's an origin story. Go ahead and go. You can go ahead and go.

Station, how about this? That he's on air. Not bad for a fat guy. there you go man there's another in the books so anytime now if you want an excuse you want an excuse for something you just say daddy's on there and you know if you're feeling a little bit like you're at a party right you're at a christmas party coming up you know how they get together yeah maybe he's a little somebody's a little bit uneasy you know or maybe somebody's just like hey got to do you just drop it with a oh go ahead and go yeah well hey we've been here long enough you know

nobody everybody loves christmas parties nobody really ever wants to be there that bad. So if you've been there for like an hour and a half, you look at your wife, your girl, hey, I think we can go ahead and go. Hey, we've spent enough time here. We've said hi. We've, you know, you made some good comments.

You got your jokes off. You got your fits off. You took the pictures. We can go ahead and gole. Oh, shit. So stupid, but so good, man. I love it. I love the TG origin stories, man.

just make a book, just a children's book of TG origin stories. Oh, can you imagine? You're reading this to your daughter. TG OGs on the front.

And then I said, Daddy's on air. Just by her bedside. Hey, the book is just Howie Long's flat top and the hair is his pages. Or his hair is the pages. You turn one of his hairs over.

Coffee table book. These guys, origin stories. All right. Good night. That is killing me. Mirabella, good night. She's like,

Station, know about this? You're like, I'm going. Oh shit. Dreams. Dreams can come true. That's too good, man. You texted me about it

this week too. And I honest to God, I honest to God haven't. I've, this has been like, you know, well, you don't know, but Clubhouse will know when you have a movie that's coming out. Thank God. And you really, like you're trying to avoid spoilers, right? So anytime it'll come on, you'll change your channel. Anytime you see something about it on Twitter, you'll scroll past it real fast, right? I've done this with the bowl schedule reveal. Oh, I haven't looked either. The only one I know besides the college football playoff, but that doesn't count. It's a whole different entity. The only one, one that I know is the Hawaii Bowl, San Jose State, and whoever the hell. I know. Who is it? I can't think of it right now. So I figured we could go through it a little bit and just see what we got. We can go day by day, by day by day,

and give the clubhouse the full reveal with our thoughts. I think we should. Because a lot of people might not know. It's pretty early in like bowl season. Yeah, let's go the earliest bowl to the latest one, I guess. I'm kind of confused on the whole situation, but I guess we'll just figure it out. What do you mean?

Like, are the, this is probably a dumb question, but like, okay, are the college football playoff games, are those bowl games? Like the first round, are those labeled bowl games? Or are those just like college football playoff games? From what I'm seeing on

ESPN deck dumb. Say it. From what I'm seeing is they have two separate second time he's an entity but they got them in two separate separate categories. You have the college football

playoff schedule and you have the bowl game schedule. Got it. Like I said, college football playoff is on its own. So like Indiana playing Notre Dame isn't some weird bowl game. It's just the college football playoff game. Not tagged by any brands. Yes.

Okay. Damn. I kind of wanted that to be a bowl game. I just want more bowl games. Random bowl game generator. Is there a random bowl game generator out there? Oh, there has to be. The bubblelicious cotton candy bowl, I'd be like, I am playing in that bowl.

I'll do anything to go to that game. I want to be six and six just so I can play in that ball. I want a bubble-ish backpack for the game. Crazy shit that these guys get for playing in these, by the way. I just want the backpacks. Dude, the Reese's Senior Bowl backpack? I'm like, dude, just, what do I have to do to get one of those? Besides being all-American.

Also, how weird is it, though, actually? It is kind of a weird bowl game that Notre Dame and I, you are playing. I'm like, just how many I haven't even seen that matchup on NCAA football the video game like I've never seen that

my brain like it's just I can't my brain was like you can go ahead and go when I saw Indiana I was like I've never seen both those I kind of don't like it I don't either

I mean I do but I don't I think it'll be it's just going to be such a surreal thing because yeah like you said with both of us growing up in Indiana, it felt literally against the law that IU and Notre Dame football were ever to play each other.

It was just something that just didn't happen. Everyone in Indiana won that game's on. Yeah. Besides Purdue, they'll just be like, DeBaryota, okay. All right, so we got that, we got that cleared up.

So, here we go. Saturday, December 14th. Wow, this first bowl game is in Four days. Oh, my God. I'm going to cry. This Saturday. Yeah.

You got at noon on ABC, the cricket celebration bowl between Jackson State and South Carolina State. Oh, cricket. I'm going to have to look up these logos. Then you got the Salute to Veterans Bowl between South Alabama and Western Michigan. And that's going on in Montgomery, Alabama. Um, yeah, that's a pretty bowl gamey bowl game right there. Western Michigan. All right.

Keep it rolling. God, that's... Here we go. This is right up our alley here. On Tuesday, December 17th, you got the Scooters Coffee Frisco Bowl between Memphis and West Virginia. Oh, that's a, that seems like Memphis and West Virginia played during the regular season, but guess not.

God, I just miss Memphis's old logo so much. I think you to have the Orange Tiger. DeAngelo Williams. You already know. You already know. You know what I mean. Here we go on the day of our show. These guys live, Wednesday, December 18th.

A little pregame festivities. We'll have the Boka Raton Bowl going on at 5.30 between Western Kentucky and James Madison. This is going to be some weird, sunshiny, hot, Florida weather going on on our TV. And then to cap our show, maybe if we go to a bar after or something, you'll have the Art of Sport LA Bowl, Cal versus UNLV at 9 p.m.

I kind of like that. Cal versus UNLV, God, the colors that they match. Who's matching these teams up? How do they do it? Like who is like, let's match up Notre Dame in Indiana. Who thought that? Because it's four ratings kind of, right? Yeah.

You can make that argument. All right. Here's the best five-day stretch of our life. We talked about it last week, and now the teams have been settled. We're starting on Thursday, December 19th, and the RNL Carriers New Orleans Bowl. You know, it's going to be at the Superdome, so we're going to have the sugary, sugar bowl vibes going on. Georgia Southern versus Sam Houston. Okay.

Okay. Sam Houston. Got a sauce spot for Sam Houston. Just a person on your JV team and also a college. Cool. And a rapper. Friday, December 20th, the staff DNA Cure Bowl between Ohio and Jacksonville State. That's in Orlando at noon on a Friday.

Ohio and Jacksonville State. Okay. A lot of bowl games. What's up? Ohio just, like a 10-win team just dominated in the MacChane. championship and they just go to the staff DNA curable. It's such a bad name for a bowl, man. It really is.

Diet, tight, diet. Then after them, news. This is what we're talking about. You're getting into that, the fakesest week of the year, Friday, noon bowl game, followed by a 3.30 union home mortgage Gasparilla Bowl, Tulane versus Florida. Now we're talking, bro. When Florida, dude, for some reason, Bull season, bull games start when Florida plays.

And it's Florida's off year too. You're like, oh, okay, yeah. Okay, they got Florida in that bowl game? I'm watching. Something always happens, bro. It's always hilarious to me when like a traditional blue blood power in college football has to play in the Gasparilla Bowl. I know.

Colorado is playing in like the Alamo Bowl. I'm like, all right, bro. Tell us you weren't that great without telling us. So they get the Saturday and Sunday skip probably because the NFL. Then on Monday, December 23rd, actually Bailey, these guys clubhouse member, is working camera on this game. Messaged me said working camera for the Myrtle Beach Bowl on December 23rd at 11 a.m. on a Monday. Showdown between Coastal Carolina and UTSA. Coastal Carolina.

The colors, babe. A lot of bowl games are teams against each other that neither of them are Nike. Really weird. Until we get to like the playoff. Then wrapping up Monday to 23rd, of course, possibly our favorite one, famous Idaho Potato Bowl.

That's at 2.30, Northern Illinois versus Fresno State, Boise, Idaho. Gotta watch it. Gotta watch it. Idaho Potato Bowl logo. It's an upside down football. looks like a potato and has sour cream on top. Who's not watching that?

Bluefield. Both those teams are weird. They always have guys in the NFL and then also have like a year every eight years or they're like, Fresno State, 11 and 1, watch out. Fresno State. And now they're linking up at the Idaho Potato Bowl. And that is so good.

That's such perfect because, listen, the night before Christmas Eve is just a certain kind of magic and people, there's no rules. There's no rules. There's no rules. People are getting together on a Monday night. They're drinking. They're partying.

You're doing whatever. You've got cousins over. Your siblings are coming to sleep over. You're like, I don't know. It's the night before Christmas Eve. Who gives a fuck? And then you have the second half of Northern Illinois and Fresno State and the Idaho Potato Bowl going on.

And that is where the magic is. That is why it's such a special time. Things just keep getting better. I guarantee in that bowl game, Idaho Potato bowl game. There's going to be a Hail Mary to win the game. I guarantee it, bro. I've never been more. confident in anything in my life.

They're probably, it's not, they're not gonna catch the Hail Mary to win the game, but the dude's gonna throw it and somebody on Fresno State's gonna bat it down. And you're gonna be like, oh, but at least it's the 23rd. Right? The 23rd, bro.

Not the best day of the year. December 23rd, best day of the year. December 23rd is this podcast. We have December 23rd energy. Yeah, that's our date. Kind of sweaty, kind of sexy, won't stop drinking coffee. The December 23rd,

you've never peed more in your life on December 23rd. You pee like 67 times that day. You've also never drank more wine in your life than December 23rd. Yeah, December 20th, straight red lips on December 23rd. Hey. So good to see you.

By half time of that game, my teeth, totally, totally. Purple. Mr. Redmouth? Sir Redmouth? That's one of those days where it's like 11.30 noon. Maybe it's like 132. Yeah, right around kickoff of this game where, you know, I'll get a look for my wife and she just be like, is it crazy to do wine right now? And I'll be like, I thought you'd never ask. Merry fucking Christmas. Let's go. December 23rd, there's no rules. No rules. December 23rd. You can order a pizza at noon. order a pizza

Papa John's 11 a.m. Oh my God. Bapa. Bapa Johns in the potato bowl. Let's go. And then you got December 24th, as we know, the culmination of our year, the Hawaii Bowl, South Florida, San Jose State

at 8 p.m. on Christmas Eve, smack my ass and see you there. This is important here, real quick. I know you want to get some thoughts on that, but I do want to say, They know what's going on because they don't have a game on Christmas, obviously. But then they get you with that post-Christmas depression on Thursday, December 26, and Friday, December 27th. You got Bulls just all day.

I mean, absolutely all day. Thursday, 2 p.m. Pitt v. Toledo and the Game Above Sports Bowl in Detroit. Ford Field, always played a day after Christmas. Don't know why. Rutgers, Kansas State at 5.30, and then at 90, Arkansas State versus bowling green. Go ahead. Um, God, I wish I had the thing you're looking at right now.

But, uh, what times up on ESPN, bro? I'm just going through them on ESPN. They had the whole entire schedule. Just look up ESPN bowl schedule. Sorry, I'm 54. Um, yeah, the day after Christmas, they know what they're doing. Because you're just sitting there the whole day with wrapping paper all over the ground. You're just picking shit up on the ground and is looking at the score of the,

random ass games. And they start at what time? 2 p.m. Yeah. They know. Something always really sexy to me about the holiday bowl. I think it's probably just the title. It's in San Diego.

There's always a bunch of poinsettas out there. Oh, it's called the holiday bowl? Yeah, it's on Friday. Friday night. You got Syracuse and Washington State linking up there. And you were talking about when like blue bloods are in weird bowl games. Yeah. How's this one for size?

feels good. The SRS distribution Las Vegas Bowl between Texas A&M and USC. Huh? That's on December what day? December 27th.

Dude, that might be the best bowl game right there. It's never a major bowl game, but it's one that's kind of trickling down. December 27th, still kind of a sexy day because Christmas is so over that you're just like, all right, whatever.

And you have, I see in Texas A&M are playing? That might be the best one. I just saw December 28th. Never mind. I know. You just keep going down.

It just keeps getting better and better. They just keep getting, oh my God. They just keep getting better and better. Go ahead and go. I think my pick for see, this is crazy. New Year's Eve. The ReliQuest Bowl,

Alabama, Michigan. Huh? Yeah, that's kind of depressing that they're both in the national championship last year to this year. Whoops. Hey, how about South Carolina playing in the Cheez-It Bowl in Orlando for seemingly the 900th time? God, dude. Do they have a residency in Orlando? Yukon, North Carolina, Saturday, December 28th, two basketball schools playing each other?

What's going on? Yeah, how many times is that going to be dropped on the broadcast? Fenway Park. All right, I'm done. I'm done with football games being played in baseball stadiums. I can't handle it anymore. I'll never watch one. And, yeah, that's it.

When is that over? Yeah, they keep shoving more of those on us. Bro, it's not cool. I don't think anyone likes it. Does anyone like it except for like the color commentator that he can make like baseball puns? And that was a home run, one that took. Like, you can't see the sideline, dude,

something pisses me off so much about sidelines that are super big. I hate it. Yeah. Or when they're both on the same side because you don't have enough room. No, I know. It's like such a bad idea. The wall in the back of the end zone is like one inch away from the goalpost. Toucha!

Just right into the back leg right there. Yeah. I hate it. It just doesn't, for the OCD fam, it's just not. It doesn't look good. I think if I had to, well, I'll say the Pop-Tart bowl is back again. Pretty sexy one here. Miami versus Iowa State.

It's a good one. That's on December 30th. No, it's the 28th. Saturday of 28th. Cam Ward against Iowa State. I'm pretty sure he's playing. He already said. Pop-Tart.

bowl, you know what it is, it's a show. But if I had to pick BP, if I had to pick, like, if I'm a college football fan and my squad isn't going to the college football playoff, and there was like, hey, you can go to this bowl every year for whatever year you don't make the college football playoff. This is the bowl game. I got to go with the Music City Bowl. Who's playing in that one? Iowa versus Missouri.

It's always SEC versus Big Ten. but then it's always it's always that gap right perfectly in between Christmas and New Year's because it's right before New Year's Eve. They always play it like on December 29th or December 30th.

It's in Nashville. So you go down to Nashville every year. You're down there for a while. You come back or you can stay there for New Year's Eve in Nashville. It's perfect. I went a couple years back when Purdue was playing Tennessee.

Oh, really? It was a hell of a time, hell of a time. And yeah, I mean, it's like, right here on Broadway. Both of our teams are like seven and five or six and six, eight and four,

maybe. Who even cares? This is just a great time. And we're partying in Nashville. Music City Bowl. That's a great name. Wasn't there a music city miracle? Who did that?

The Titans Against the Bills. Oh yeah, never forget. I just wanted to bring up Frank Whitechak. I've never said his name on this podcast or anything like that. Why would I do that? Thank you. But Iowa, Missouri,

love it. But the clash and the. colors. It's going to drive me insane. Same exact team. Why doesn't Iowa just play the Steelers? Let's do that. Does that bother you?

That has to bother you. Who did it at first? I thought you're going to say, it bothers him so much. It does. I know it does. Just based off your answer. You know, I mean,

everybody knows. Everybody knows. Steelers did it first? That's just who's the real, you know, black and gold with the, I love my Iowa folks. I know they're passionate people. I don't know, it's not a competition. They're not in the same league as us. They're college,

you know, so it don't bother me, but. It's the same as Green Bay and Georgia. I'm like, guys, uh, it's okay. It's not, it's okay. It's not bad. It's not bad. So yeah, there's a bowl, there's a bowl season. There's a bowl, uh, the schedule.

You got the Gator Bowl Thursday, January 2nd. See, I can't, I think every bowl game, should be prior to New Year's Eve unless you're playing for the national championship. New Year's Day, that's the cutoff. New Year's Day is Christmas Day in college football. You have a bowl game after New Year's Day that's not the national championship or the college football playoff. That's weird family Christmas that you only see once a year maybe and you're like,

why are we even doing this? Can't stand it. Like, okay, so you don't think bowl games should be after January 1st. Is that what you just said? Unless it's the national. championship or you know it's something that has significant meaning and and the outcome moves on to you know if it's a if it's a final four or national championship then okay I kind of like but all these other bowls the mayo bowl the first responder bowl all that shit being after January 1st what are we doing man just just fucking pigeonhole it in on December 27th December 28th and we're all in the mood Friday January 3rd the first responder bowl I'm out of it man it's like hey I love Christmas but But when it's December 28th and I got to go to fucking and he-halls over here and celebrate with people I don't even know.

I don't want it. I don't want it. Yeah. Sometimes I'm a little sad after like January 1st. I'm like, it's all over. Is there a bowl game on today? And then weirdly the serve pro bowl game is on. And I'm like, okay, yeah, at least I can watch this on January 3rd for some reason.

There's always a little bit. It gives you a little bit of hope. Is North Texas playing today for some reason? oh, there is still one bowl game left. It's like January 4th. For that reason, I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah, that's good. But I think that goes hand in hand because I'm the same way when I have weird Christmas

on December 29th. In the back of my head, when Christmas is winding down at 6 p.m. on Christmas night, I'm like, hey, well, we still, it's not totally over because we still got to go to gaggalls on December 29th. And we're going to get kind of weird presents. And we're going to order Pizza Hut. And it's going to be awesome, but also weird. But I don't really want to do.

do it because I'm depressed, but at least it's something. That's the same thing. It's a little something. It goes hand in hand. It's a little something. But I still don't prefer it. I don't prefer it. If gaggle Christmas is on December 21st instead of December 28th, I'm there.

I'm wearing the Santa hat. I'm drinking eggnog. I'm doing it all. Just like if the serve pro bowl between North Texas and Utah State is on December 19th instead of December 28th, we're golden. We're golden. Yeah, that's when you get that comment from your wife. Like, there's still going on on January 4th.

There's still bowl games. Virginia Tech in Minnesota. Duke's Mayo Bowl. January 3rd. Clashing colors again. What are we doing? Committee? Yeah.

It almost feels like they're, you know, when they're picking these games or they're sending the invites, because I think that's what they do. They send invites to the schools. or the teams to yeah if you want to come play in this bowl

it's almost just like hey let's get some really just puke worthy combinations here and see how fucked up we can get at the Duke's Mayo Bowl just I love how they're both Nike but same colors drew me and same yeah that's funny you mention that about

they're still doing this like scenery for it there's still bowl games God love my wife she it's funny she's still like, I'll be like, yeah, the Steelers play, the Steelers play on Thursday night and still should be like, okay, they play Thursday night. What was what time is the game on Thursday night?

I'm like, you're all at 815 if they play in prime time. Yeah. 815, a weird forgettable time, though. I bet if it was at 8, she wouldn't forget. 815 is like why. Well, it's same shit. You could say 8, 815, like the broadcast starts at 8. The game will kick off at 808 or whatever.

the hell it is same shit yeah prime time Sunday night she asked like do you want me to stay up with you stay up with you and watch it and I just said no you can go hangul there it is the daddy's on there

bro let's get some clubhouse mail yeah and check the clubhouse mail and honestly um dude send in because we'll check emails during the live show I think I think that'd be that'd be sick So send in whatever you want And we'll do a little clubhouse

Mail time Live on the 18th Bring your questions And shout them out At the appropriate time We'll have a segment where we'll read the emails Curna

but then also Open it up to people And then we can go from there So it's real interactive on the 18th So keep that in mind as well All right team of these guys at gmail.com As from Jack

Sean Springs on NFL Street Benny and Joey long time listener first time emailing sick my first one year of high school our football program decided to put all chips on table by bringing in coach p as an oc and benny as a jv head coach knowing what i know now this might have been one of the better coaching staff in i hs a history the group of seniors said this year will be different it was not coach p and bennie felt like they were part of a football mafia coming in unfortunately we lost in the regionals and it was a one done year from the Pellizzi's on staff. Each year after that, each group of seniors said the same thing.

I feel like this happens on every high school team everywhere. P.S. I played college hoops and Indy and had the pleasure of meeting Rake as he was the commentator for each game, each home game. Also, I can remember Benny doing the sports recap on 1070, the fan as I contemplated my life on the way to 5 a.m. weights. Slop my ass with a GameCube controller as I draft Chris Chambers and an all lineman in Interval Street for meeting at 360. Can you do station identification on air? know they have a recording but it seems like rake always does them on his own true pro oh my god dude i'm gonna cry chris chambers deep cut oh it was so dirty sean springs on nipal street are you me yeah dude think about that regional game probably every night not gonna lie

not gonna lie i knew that name sounded familiar you know that guy jack you better come to the shut on the 18th. Have to. This is from Grant. I wanted to go to state more coaching that team than I wanted to as a player in high school. I was like, come. I do it.

I just, I feel like it could be more rewarding as a coach, maybe. And it was just like, I don't know, we're just me and my dad are just stepping into it. You know what I mean? Just one, just like, yeah, let's just coach the offense for this team. If we got to state, it would have been like insane. But we were doing like reverse passes on the first play. Like just insane stuff.

Keeping them on their toes, man. Keeping the D off balance. Hey, coach, you're on the double pass yet? Sectional championship. Play this team with like three of their DBs had like D1 offers. First play, dude. Reverse pass. Let's go.

Let's see what they got. I'm so sick. I don't know why coaches don't do that more often. Especially in high school. What are we doing? From Grant. He says River Crackcraft. Maybe a misspell.

Maybe I just don't know what the hell he's talking about. Anyways. It says, boys, just want to spend some time congratulating you on a great year. Second time emailer. Y'all are my number two slot and could be prouder to be in the clubhouse. Could it be proud of being the clubhouse? And he sent a photo of his... send a photo of his top pods right there.

Oh, yeah. Let's go, man. Spotify Rapt or Apple Rapt or whatever. Appreciate that, Grant. That's awesome. Love you, bro. Clubhouse official. Question today.

Other than Dennis Miller, who is your dream team to hear of calling a game? Networks be damned. Need a play-by-play, sideline, and analysts. Who are y'all threes? Come down to Atlanta, smack my ass with John Gruden, fat-headed.

Well, now you got me feeling nice. He plays in the background. Best, Grant. This is tough. Very. I think you got this one, bro. I don't know. Tariko.

I kind of like Torrico. You? Trico's nice. Tarrico's nice. Triko's real nice. I know you've thought about this. Go ahead. Go ahead and goal.

Go ahead and goal. Yeah, I'd say play-by-play. Obviously, Gus Johnson. I say we're going to go back to a three-man booth with Chris Collinsworth as kind of the lead killer commentator and then throwback, I think he might have passed. It doesn't matter. Dead or alive, bro. Give me Dan Deirdorf as the second color commentator in a three-man booth.

And then sideline reporter. Give me that Sergio Dip guy from Monday night football a handful of years ago. That was the weirdest thing. But yeah. That was so like, what, what was that? Was that a publicity stunt or something? I don't know. I haven't heard from him since.

I don't think anybody has. It probably was. We're going on. I guess Gus Johnson, yeah. Then we're going both of the Charlotte Hornet announcers up there too. Just three guys. guy's going absolutely insane. And then we need somebody chill

up there. Maybe Snoop Dog, too, four-man booth. And on the field, we're doing dead or alive. So I think Tony Serragoose is down there, just holding it down. Oh, great. Just the goose. Well, there's four people in the booth.

It's just screaming. Snoop would be a good rules analyst. Especially going off of, yeah, you have Eric Collins to Rashar, like Gus Johnson losing their mind and then they throw it over to Snoop to get his take on whatever happened with the rules and he just brings it down a little bit

nice and calm and collected Yeah well he's how it goes down Goose down there just chatting it up with people in the front road trying to get a piece of their hot dog you know. Wouldn't mind McAfee down there too just crazy people I just want crazy people

and that's my team for shit from Andy Maryland's old turtle logo from 2005 God no I totally forgot about that until you put that in the subject line I think about it every night

I had a question about football players you still haven't given up on is there a player that you felt like always had more to give and therefore you still believe in them even though their career is over every For me, I was on myself rooting for Landry Jones. I felt like he was in an unfair position taking over for an injured San Bratford in 2009,

and I always was rooting for him in the last few years of Oklahoma. I was excited to find out he was on a good Pittsburgh team as a backup. Even though he's been retired for a few years, I still believe he can come back and lead Oklahoma into a title game. I also thought Dennis Dixon's Michigan game in a week to 2007 was one of the greatest games ever played. And I was so sad to run towards ACL later that season against Arizona. What had won the Hizman for sure. Yeah.

that year. Oh, oh. My bad. That's a little rude of me. I didn't think it was 2007 when. Maybe it was. Tim Tebow won in 2007.

Yeah, if you don't know who won the Heism. It was Tebow in 2007, but I just trying, I thought maybe didn't sticks. No, you're right. It was. It was 2007. And Tebow did win. I wish I could have come to your NYC show last month, Joey,

but I couldn't make it that weekend. Keep up the great work and be sure to keep getting quality content with some drunk chicks and make sure the station knows about this. Chilocks. I forgot about that one. Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick. It's another origin story. There you go.

Thanks, dude. Appreciate that, Andy. Football player you still believe in. You got any? I always thought somebody who could have a little more to give that they gave up on too soon. Dude, T. Martin. For me, I'm like,

when the Steelers drafted T. Martin, I was like, bro, he's the next Cordell Stewart. He's even better. Like, I was so hype. Maybe it's because, like, I'm a low-key Steelers fan. But there's a lot of guys

the Steelers have had over the years. And I'm like, how did that not pan out? But T. Martin... name in an entire lineup of Steelers players. Yeah, I'm like, what? Something about T. Martin in college. Maybe when I was a little kid, I just saw like him, he had one good play.

And I was like, that's going to be the best quarterback ever. I just, I don't know. And then the Steelers got him. I was like, bro, this is, this is it. And I don't even know if he ever, like, got on the field, honestly. I think he's a coach now for somebody. But I always thought, I always thought he was going to be so next. And there's a couple other people too, but, oh, Sam McGuffie, dude.

Hey, I know everybody's like, table on Austin's highlight tape. Just Sam McGuffie. Just, I know you remember Sam McGuffie. Sam, my God. Every white kid's inspiration for their whole life. All right, good. Go ahead. The hurdle king, Sam McGuffie.

Insane. In real games? Dude, he put the hurdle on. In Texas high school football, too, so you're like, oh, you know, this isn't like, this isn't Michigan or Delaware. This is, he's doing it against real dudes. In the state championship game. Just straight up clearing people.

Yeah, T. Martin's the classic, like, if he played in today's game, T. Martin would be an all pro. I hate it when people say that. T. Martin actually coach for the Ravens. T. Martin, sick name, too. T. Come on. T.E. One that sticks out to me.

Jason World's number 93. Outside linebacker for the Steelers. Sick name. When we were in kind of the hammock dip between Lamar Woodley and James Harrison, prime James Harrison. And we couldn't, we just couldn't

find that next guy. World's is kind of like, he'd give you like eight sacks a year and you're like oh shit he's like i think he might have something that he just retired out of nowhere when he was like 28 dang ladarius green uh we signed him in 2016 he's a free agent tied in and he was like classic mismatch problem uh real pass catching tied in first and he played and when he played he had like some some pretty big catches over the middle and on like flag routes and stuff. But he was just always hurt.

He just could not stay healthy. Just always. And he was signed him to like a big free agent off-season deal. And the injuries and shit just didn't work out to what. Because you were like, oh, man, like you got Big Ben and Antonio Brown and Levion Bell. And now you add Ladarius Green over the middle. And it just didn't work. So, yeah, I could go on for days about Steelers like that.

Not sports podcast. J.P. Lousman. Kyle Bowler All those quarterbacks All those quarterbacks that they Dude, I love J.P. Same guy, bro. No one's had a stronger arm than Kyle Bowler.

We'll always think he just has this The most rocket of an arm. He did. He still does. Name like Kyle Bowler, how can you not? It's just all those quarterbacks that they hype up before the draft every year and somebody in one of the teams listens to the hype and they draft them those guys

bro i think those guys are so funny uh this is from isaiah subject line cam newton's black jacket that thing was bulging that thing was hanging nothing i pregame when he would come out of the tunnel and his shit would be undone that thing was flying in the wind like they were wings Hard. I saw a couple of JV. QBs try to do that. And I was like, you're not Cam Newton, but I respect it. I respect the drip. You're 5, 9 and half and white. Okay, cool. Isaiah says, what's up, Benny and Joy Joy? Longtime listener, first time emailer. Love it. Absolutely love the shot and being in the clubhouse. My girlfriend hates when I put y'all on when we ran the car because I feel the need to pause every time you guys bringing up an athlete and give her a mini breakdown of their entire college and professional career. Yep. These are people. These are people.

On another note, even though it is a reminiscent podcast, did your homeroom teachers ever throw on the games when March Madness started? I was lucked out with my home room teachers and got to watch hoops while my friends and other rooms had to do silent reading during free time. Definitely one of my biggest flexes as a kid. My question to these guys is,

what was your biggest flex in school when growing up? Slapped my ass with one of the 2017 Russell Westbrook's arm sleeves while I watched him drop another triple double and losing double OT to the Warriors. Merry Christmas, not a holiday podcast from Riley, North Carolina. it's a dog right there a raleigh dog yeah it only happened a couple times and it was always it near the end of the day when we got to watch march madness during class it was never like oh something you know how some weird school would play at like noon we never we weren't catching

those games but it like the 230 game illinois one of the faculty members went there it was music It wasn't a real class. She threw it up on the TV, you know what I mean? One of those situations, but I never had an outright. Yeah, we'll put all the games on. I'm mute and we'll have school time at the same time. That's insane. That never happened to me.

I always wished it would happen. No, that wasn't. I always heard stories too. Oh my God, you guys just watched UNC Charlotte. You know, there's always like weird schools. Never happened. But, yeah, you have the 12-15 tip of like the 3-seat versus the 14 seed. Yeah.

And you're like, oh. St. John's? You guys watch St. John's? Because they're a Catholic school. Is that why we got to watch? Coming up with all these weird reasons in your head.

See, what you had to do is if you had those teachers like, you know, teachers in great school would always have like a program where you would, you know, Becky's books or, or dollar dollars or whatever. Collins Cash. Add up. Collins Cash. where you'd add it up and then it'd be like three or four main prizes. Yeah.

And one of them was like, you and a friend can eat lunch in the classroom with me as that's like, you know, a big deal for some reason. Sounds insane, bro. Right.

So you get like private viewing but then you can turn the TV on for the 15 minutes of lunch. Yeah. And you actually you had to build it up to. You do it and you're like, God,

I just kind of wish I was just in the cafeteria with everybody else. You know. Right. You're like, Is this 15 minutes? It's really 12 minutes by the time we get up here. The teacher figures out the TV.

It's just 12 minutes really worth the 12 minutes of UNC Ashboro. Is it really worth missing out on all the hijinks of school? UNC. Or lunch? UNC Asheville, bro. So many college basketball teams in North Carolina. Biggest flex, though. I'm trying to think of biggest flex and what he's saying of like,

because it doesn't have to be March Madness. So I'm just trying to rattle through my brain and what would be something I was like, oh shit, they got to do that. For one year we had PE first period and we were playing five base that week all week. Big off week for some reason, big fake week. Dude, imagine going to school every day of the week

and playing five based at 7.30 a.m. I was like, this is insane. I was like, can't, are we allowed to have? I always thought of it. on it. I was like, who has PE first period? And then it happened. And I was like, bro, I was at my house, like getting ready to play five minutes before we left for school. Yeah, I didn't think that you allowed to have like the special classes, the specials or whatever until like third or fourth period. Yeah, I got you had to warm up to the shit. Bro, it was insane first period PE. Boom,

we're in. Everybody's here. Okay, let's head down to the gym. I was like, this is the weirdest schedule. It kind of made the whole year like pretty unique. Like I don't know, that whole year was pretty sick. In our homeroom class had carpet. It was the only one that had carpet. I was like, bro, we're like the alternate class. We're the alternate uniform of classes. P.E. First period. And we got carpet. And our teacher knew who Michael Vick was. I swear to God, she went to Virginia Tech. And me and one of the homies would always talk about Michael Vick. And she was like, yeah, for real. And we were like, wait, what? You know who that is?

Like, it was crazy. I was like, this is the best year of my life. Only because of the carpet in the room, really. Carpet class, that's always cozy. Carpet class, it felt a little warmer in there. Felt, like, easier to learn stuff because it's carpet for some reason. Yeah, we're kind of at home. Yeah, I'm like, I feel good in here.

I feel comfortable. The ground's softer. It's not hard, cold, like, floor. I feel like in a lab. Yeah. You know? It was easier to do. divide fractions with carpet on the ground than it was with just like a weird like slick ground

and it was a good one of my great year we didn't have to have the tennis ball chairs you know the tennis balls on the bottom of the chair because you didn't have the tile floor we're just raw dog in chairs bro and we're standing up on them on the back legs you know how you stand up on the back legs oh yeah and i'd like i was in the back of the room that whole year so i'd lean the chair on the back wall legs would be airborne. And it was just the best situation of all time. Never felt, you can't fall down in your chair because you got the wall behind you.

Even if you did, he fall on carpet though. You're not going to hurt as bad because it's carpet. Break the fall. And we had like, I know, I'm getting a little too in depth here. Not that this is a reminiscent podcast or anything, but there was like a corner of the room that was like story, like book time. Like if you did good in something, you could like, during our little 15 minute reading session. you could go to the book corner if you were like I don't know what the qualifications were

but there was like a big blow-up chair they're like Christmas light she like she was probably a younger teacher she like had her you know room was looking good room was looking good that corner popped off dude the blow-up chair in the bean bag yep yeah kind of the living room there's the carpet was just killer yeah I think one for me was I had a teacher in one class that would play music. Like what we were doing work, you know,

if we'd be doing like busy work and work sheets and shit like that, this teacher would fire up YouTube at the time on his computer and would play

ahead of the game. We would just play music. Yeah. And like we all just be sitting there. I think I got into 80s hip hop because of this teacher. No way. He was playing hip hop?

Yeah. Yeah, because YouTube's got like the edited and everything. He just makes sure it was edited. Actually, I don't know.

I honestly at this point because it was the fucking basketball coach. So, you know, he's probably just like, who even cares, you know, and so it's like busy work. And then it was, who was? Who was it? There's like a month long where every Friday especially, I think once he got later in the week and shit, Thursday and Fridays throughout the whole semester. And then during Christmas time, he played Christmas music. Dude, that's a, he's a G for that. So it'd be like, we're going to computer apps, dog.

we're going Thursday and Friday. It's music time. I want to be in there. Click clacking away, doing some busy work bullshit for 45 minutes. But hey, I'm going to have run DMC on in the background. It's kind of like,

oh, damn, I'm downloading this on live wire after this. Dun, dude, computer apps, kind of a blow-off class at the time, but looking back, like,

you know, people- What's important class you ever took? A, the class with the biggest vibe. I hate the word vibe, but it really was like one of those classes. Like you could kind of, it was kind of like a mess around class.

You could get some jokes off in that class. You could flirt with a girl in that class. But also like, you were learning home row, whether you like it or not. You're still using that today, way more than any of the other shit you like. The cover over the keyboard, did you have that? I was like, bro, this is so hard to do. Yeah. Got to get my, like, you know, you had like a goal every class.

You got to get all four of these in, like all four of these work pages. I don't know. I forget what they're called. But. And then some days it was like, yeah, just look something up. Just look, just do something on the internet. We were like, okay, this is the best class of my life. I would just look up what the Heisman rankings were at that time.

I was looking up. He's got the best odds. Yeah, dude. I was like, who are the five-star recruits in Georgia right now in the class of 2009? Steelers mock draft 2004 at that time. I just never forget that teacher. he was blaring I got a man by positive K I'll play like I'll try to play a few seconds of it so I don't get copyright he was just blaring that and he was like singing along with it

and everything it was a Friday I was like not too abhor after this what the fucking going on not chobar on friday off season offseason Fridays so different game day Fridays got to stay locked in offseason Fridays we go to the gas station after this boys what we're doing What are we doing? I'm getting breadsticks from the gas station after this. All right. All right. Well, team these guys at gmail.com.

That count, that com. One week away, babe. I got to wrap up because I got goal. We're one week away from these guys live in Indianapolis, helium comedy club, tickets available in the description, tickets available wherever you follow us online. The link is there. Go get them.

Bring your girlfriend. Bring your JV football day. be your J.B. Football coaching staff. For real. It's going to be a dope night. Come out. Dude, Christmas time. Like, if you got to travel a little bit, travel a little bit. You know what I mean?

It's not. It's going to be worth it. Can't wait to see you guys. I know what you mean. Get your tickets. I know what you mean. Anything else you need to push? Got Sacramento coming up this Sunday.

And we got Rutherford, New Jersey. January 9th, get your tickies. But most importantly, these guys live, grab them. Can't wait to see you guys, for real. Hey, where your, get the, get the jerseys off. So there's going to be jersey of the night there. Maybe we'll have a little award. Maybe it's free merge.

I don't know, just saying. But get the fits off for real. Get the fits off. Even if, like, when your girlfriend or wife's like, don't wear that, wear it. wear it because because you know you know these guys clubhouse on YouTube subscribe watch us like the video comment just comment

any observation Christmas timestamp you know how it is appreciate you guys and we will talk to you next week at helium in downtown Indy Strait you know about this Marcus Truffant Josh Scobie Hey Josh Scobie oh my God his name That's all I've been saying out love This is two games of 2050.

Oh my God, Josh Scobie. All right, y'all. Stay for now about this.