THESE GUYS! - Gurls Don't Like Boys Gurls Like Dan Marino

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

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that you used to talk about Matt Forte with. He'll appreciate it. He'll be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Matt Forte, guy that every white mom had a crush on, Matt Forte. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, they go to Matt Forte on the sideline with his helmet off and steam coming off of his head. And your mom goes, who is that? Yeah. Like if he walked into church, your mom and your sister would be like, oh, that's hot dad. I'd be like, we got a,

we're going to OLG from now on. We're going down to OLG with those freaks. There's no hot dad's out there. Yeah, I'm only going to his church with circus freaks. I'm not going to. No hot guys allowed No hot guys allowed In my church

Because I'll be looking harder Than anybody else Wow You got communion Then he then he stepped to the side Got some broad shoulders Yeah Hey yeah

When he's doing When he's doing the sign of the cross It wasn't like a nerdy sign on the cross He had that arm out And he was like Tucked elbow Like he was running like a 26 counter Up there

He's like the O lineman in high school when they would be at mass on Sunday always looked like shit you know because it was like oh you're an O lineman so you know you don't have to dress up for anything apparently because you're an O lineman but anyways they would show up

you know after this or one day off of the week right before they got film study the next day and everything and they show up and they would just have probably in a cutoff too they probably even show up in a cutoff beater underneath dude but their arms and their shoulders so wide, puffing their chest

out so much. So when they did commute it, it was like literally. I'm like, all right, bro, we get it. Hey, do me in favor and cover up your stretch marks when you're at church. Jeez. Every lineman. I'm like, we get it.

Your stretch marks in your back knee, dude. Don't need to see it. Yeah, all those weird dots on the back of their arms. I'm like, guys, hey, long sleeve shirt wouldn't hurt. And you know what? It's one of two ways now. You see those guys now. They're either the skinniest person you've ever seen in your life

or they just add it on. No in between. They're definitely married. Not one offensive lineman left. All married. Yeah. Not a sports podcast. How was your fourth?

Oh, dude. How was your fourth? Did you drink a fifth? Yeah. bro well it's officially fall now so summer's over please please it's so fall

everybody knows too you're going to king's island this weekend you're going to the water park deep down you know it's over so congrats and have fun but you won't really have that much fun because it's over yep my fourth did absolutely nothing went to the hard rock cafe with my roommate came home we still have no furniture so we sat on the ground

crisscross applesauce and watch Priest Holmes highlights. Hey, can we put some respect on Priest Holmes? Why are we acting like that wasn't the greatest season of all time now, sports podcast? The turtleneck. Bro, just that year, I'm like, is he going to score five touchdowns every game? And everybody's going to be like, yeah, we don't know if he's for real or not.

The whole year? I just remember my dad being so pissed because he didn't have Priest Holmes in his fantasy league. And of course, it was just, I feel like he played Priest Holmes six times that year that he went off. Every week just getting pissed about Priest Holmes. It's like, I don't have to tell you, man. I thought you had LT. I thought you were in good shape.

Second and five on the goal line, Priest Holmes in the back field. Sorry. Hey, did the Chiefs only have the player photos with the turtlenecks? I swear to God, it was only Priest Holmes, Trent Green, Tony Gonzalez, I don't remember anybody else with the individual player photos with the turtleneck besides the fucking chiefs. Now that, that is these guys. That is so clubhouse of you. That's the most clubhouse thing of all time.

You did it, dude. He did it. The bottom line of clubhouse. Did the chiefs just have turtlenecks? I've never, I mean, there's not another player, really. I know they all had the option, but I think the chiefs made it a thing. like bro let's all get them you know we remember the Colts didn't

Peyton Manning's long pale ass neck no way Bannerjet but it did he in the photo? I feel like the Colts went like no shirt nothing underneath in the jersey and it was kind of like why is Marvin Harrison's chest showing? I hate

it when they don't know the players because the photographers don't tell the players if it's picture like is this the picture that you're going to use or is this just like for the media guide. Right. Nobody knows. So the players are like,

all right, just got done with practice. Chest out. The chiefs people were like, get your shit together. This is for TV. I always, it always bothered me

because the Colts, it would be like a super, you know, the jersey would go down far because you're not wearing shoulder pads and they didn't have anything on underneath it. And it would kind of be like

off kilter for some guys. Like Brandon Stokely's like head was over here and his neck was down there. Like, huh? Brandon Stokely, longest neck ever. him and Peyton both

I'm like man maybe you guys should have done the turtleneck cut that thing down chiefs 2003-2004 CBS player photos Trent Green I'm just all I can think of

I'm just looking at Trent Green with a turtleneck on you're like Eddie Kennisin had one on two that's fourth podcast All right all right that's a pretty good fourth that's a pretty good fourth

No, that's literally all we did. And I was just like, I don't need, I'm, I got to stop talking about it because put some respect on priest holmes. I know like, I mean, again, not a sports podcast, not a holiday podcast, but just with every,

with every year that goes by, every holiday I get more and more into. Besides Easter, sorry Jesus. I appreciate it. it. Hey, Jesus, I appreciate it, man. You're the man. I appreciate you. Not an Easter guy. Probably never will be. But he got a little greedy on Easter. He got a little greedy. Like, fourth of July. I mean, I just, I don't know what it is, dude. I think it's because like we talked about espresso like six years ago when you're like, yeah, isn't it wild. Humans just invented holidays so we don't kill ourselves.

I think that's what it is maybe. Like, I just look forward to it so much. I'm like, you know what? I'm not a real. embrace the shit out of all these holidays, right? And so, dude, guess what I did on 4th of July morning? Wow. What? Well, first of all, me and my family all had fairly matching, like patriotic, red, wine, blue, even Mira. She had red and white Nike's on. First tennis shoe she's ever worn.

Yeah, right? Branky, I woke up. Had a blood so on? All right. Sorry, nice sports. I got to shut up. The 97 Pats, too. The royal blue one.

Yeah. Can somebody get that jersey? I've never seen one of those out in the wild. I just wait every day. Oh, man. That'd be so sick. I wish. Next year.

Next year, yeah, me and my family, we just each have four different Patriots from the 97 team. Family pick. You guys Patriots fans? Not at all. Just like all days. Wouldn't get it. Woke up.

Rented. the Patriot from Amazon Prime. Dude, he leaned in hard if he did that. Watch it at 8 o'clock, 8 a.m. Oh, yeah. We were all, hey, we all had our shit on already. I was like packing stuff up to go to this pool party. We were going to.

I said Frank and Mira. I said Frank and Mira just sitting there with me. We're just fucking watching Mel Gibson kill some red coats. Oh, yeah. What were you wearing? I went pretty neutral I just had like a George Washington code on and one of those white

and and a Ronald Nixon or Richard Nixon mask from Spirit Halloween and an NFL QB club wristband with all the Patriots plays in it what about you

just completely normal ready to go honey nothing crazy talking awry so when are we going hey George Washington wig oh shit that's what we need to do

yeah no so we're having the Patriots jerseys next year and then each one of my four family members we're all getting one of the president masks from Spirit of Halloween and people are going to be like are you going to Rob Finway Park

or are you what's going on here. You're going to Fourth of July party. See, those are the, I got to shut out. I'm going to shut up. I can't. I got to remember this isn't a sports podcast. So, yeah, we did that. Then we hit a pool party, you know, awesome little pool party. Frank jumped into the pool probably 6,000 times to me. So I didn't really, you know, it was like, I just fully accepted, hey, today is probably not going to be dad's day. And it's rightfully so, right? I want the kid to have a good

he's got his huge life jacket on. Dad, that jump, that, jump, that, that jump. He jumped in with him? No, I would catch him. Like, he would jump and I would like catch him when he's hitting the water and then I would put him back out. So you'd be pretty happy, dude.

I got a nice little arm-shoulder chest workout because for like four and a half hours, I was just continuously catching him, lifting him out of the water, putting him down, catching him. Do you switch sides at all? Is it just like your right oblique that's just like popping now? No, I think I did actually a little bit because my arms are getting tired, dude. So I had to switch it up somehow.

And I was in the, he would go with the diving board. So I was in the deep end just like treading while I was catching him and then swimming him over and putting him back out. It was a full on body workout. The tread is playing water polo with my son pretty much. The tread is real. Tread is real, real. But yeah, I mean, I was four, I was fourth to July. guy, right? I had the full plate, you know,

I had the dog, I had the burger, I had the, uh, chips and dip. I made jalapeno popper dip, you know, I was, so I had all that, but I felt good because I worked it off because I was, again, playing water polo with Frank. Crazy day, bro. Yeah.

And then came back home, was back to come by like 630. Everybody who was at the pool party was too tired. So we just fucking, we didn't make it to fireworks. You just said, oh, that's the best, dude. The best is not. making it to fireworks. Fourth of July,

I think that's a good one that's like, like on Christmas, you don't ever want to go to sleep because you don't want it to be over. But Fourth of July, I think you can have your fun and then feel good about like, all right,

I can go to bed now. I'm good. And you can hear them. So you feel like you're still like doing Fourth of July shit. You're just in your house cleaning up. You hear fireworks. You're like, all right, yeah.

I'm in it. I don't have to go out there and look at them and take, like, they're right there. Yeah. I'll throw on the Fourth of July scene from Sandlot and, you know, I'll shed a little tear listening to Ray Charles saying about America. It'll be great. And I'll watch Rocky Four. Apollo Creed dies and I'll cry. Nothing ever changes.

Still can't get over that one. I was thinking about that too. We probably should have talked about it last week. but there's a handful of really good Fourth of July-ish movies. Is that a Fourth of July movie? Rocky Four, yeah, it is. Fuck, yeah, it is. Might be the most Fourth of July movie.

Oh, my God. For Rocky Four, Sandlot, Patriot, Independence Day. That's enough for me right there, bro. Me and I even watch Parent Trap after the Patriot, summer camp, you know, summer camp. Fuck it. That's kind of Fourth of July. summer's over.

Please. The fall flippies are out. I see you over there. Flippy boy. Oh yeah, dude. Full on. I really was liking my hair today, but it wasn't presenting well on the camera for some reason.

So I put the hat on, but I might take it off now, but yeah, look, I got this little shit going on here, like the little hangar. Oh, that's nice. The slut strand.

I got the little slut strand and the flippy mullet going on. What? Watch out. You're hot. Put that hat back on, dude. Hey, I've just, I've realized I need to be long hair guy. Not like super long hair guy like it once was, but I need to be like, I need to have hair. I can't have short hair anymore.

My head's too big. It makes my face look fat. If I have long hair and the glasses I have now, it really fits my, my features better. And it makes me look less fat. With a hat really is really, really doing it for me. me. Dude, the slut strands are hitting today. That thing right there? That's insane. You got a mask on?

That's why you got to watch on YouTube. These guys, these guys, these guys. Video pod every week. Video pod every week. Yeah. Yeah, I posted about it on Saturday. I was like, because I woke up on Saturday and the sun was out. It was just a beautiful

morning. Like only the sun out, no clouds in the sky at like 8 a.m. And I was like, damn. I think it was only like 63 degrees. I was like, geez, man. What I would do to just throw on a shorts, a long-sleevee shirt, I remember the sweet. Some dad shoes.

Walk outside to a coffee shop. A little bit of crispy air going on. Get a hot coffee. Come back and have Reese Davis, giving a monologue about LSU. you think he's writing those I think a little bit I think near the end

he's like let me just write him yeah I bet he probably totally handles the one that's like you know when it's like 1201 and the show should have ended three minutes ago

so they get to kick off but the picks are taking so long so it's like 1201 and then it just gets to him where he's talking about the game that they're at then now all eyes turn to Tuscaloosa

crowd starts going crazy and then it's a one shot on him. I bet he's right now on. Yeah, he is. He's freestyling a little bit too. Just nailing it every time. 10 out of 10. Yeah, but I know what you mean.

Like you're walking to a coffee shop and you're like, should I have worn a hoodie? But you have a long sleep shirt on. It's like that kind of cold. Right. And I'm not right. It's only cold for that walk too. Probably about time that you get the coffee and you're coming back.

If you had a hoodie on, you'd be like, I'm a little too hot. too hot now because this coffee made me hot. Oh, too hot. My back sweating a little bit. I'm good. And then we're ready to rock for the whole entire day. Nothing worse.

I don't care what people will say. I hate like, you know, summer's your thing, cool. Well, the end of summer is not my thing. I'm ready to fast forward.

I can, I can suffice with fasts fast forwarding through the end of July in the beginning of August. You know, you're missing swamp ass and humidity. Cool. What a go inside?

spend the night with the on the doing a picnic at the outdoor movie theater. What do people do right now, honestly? What do you do? I just think by the time you get through Fourth of July, you've had a sufficient amount of summer to be ready for it to be over.

It's almost too much. Sometimes I'm like, summer's like a little too long. Like they're kind of, it kind of gave us a little too much of work with there. Three months. Get over yourself, Summer. Why was every girl in a Nickelodeon or Disney Channel show or movie named Summer? Just the hottest chick ever.

God damn it, every time, Summer. Any girl named after a season or a month? I'm like, can't look at her. April? No, thank you. Or a flower. Like what? Lily

Oh God I think Juniper is one maybe Perhaps Girls with boy names Rose Rose Oh rose is

10 out of 10 Every time Yeah her name's Rose I'm like Titanic Really didn't do any favors For the roses out there

Huh Or they did do On favors But it's just like That's what even Ryan goes to Girls with dude names Can't stop it Stop stop

Like what a girl randomly named Bobby I'm like So uh So uh Can't look I love how it's just an Like it's just a totally accepted thing of the

The guys go with the wise And the girls go with the eyes Oh Bobby with an eye Shut the fuck up So uh Out of here Like the it's just Your parents just knew like that

How'd they know? This is wild. Last fall for my gig that I was doing there was an agency that we were working with and there was a girl who worked for the agency her name Joey

J-O-E-I I was like I've never seen that before I Hube Hote me against a cop car hood she thought it was a total idiot because like three times I was like

me and you same name huh yeah she's like yeah same name you said it I was like oh well it's just I mean I'm not J-O-E-I I was amazed crazy with an eye

had enough what if that was the thing too it's like how in Spanish you know like when you're referring to a female in Z-A when you're referring to a male it's oh even girls in English

they spell yeah crazy CRAZI guys crazy C R A Z Y It's crazy Crazy I Crazy I

Crazy You're so fucking crazy You got the Kael and Clark Just a random draw For you today Or Mm-hmm

She saw it It started talking to me I mean she's all over Twitter And all that I'm like Saw a cool like Little compilation highlight Of her on TikTok

last night And I was like, you know what? Yeah. Nobody has the Iowa. Except for like everyone. But I don't know. It just looked crispy. Then I saw this hat and I was like,

not a sports podcast. So I'll wear it. Right. Only makes sense. Right, right, right, right. With the Packers mug and the, yeah, I didn't mean to pull both Steelers here, but yeah, what are you going to do?

Dude, what are you? Risky. You taking the hat off halfway? through is crazy honestly. I don't think I could do that. Well, I hadn't I hadn't put a hat on all day. I had taken a shower. I got ready. It was a no hat day for me because we got family pictures coming up this weekend. So we're doing updated family pictures because the little girls here. Yep. And so we're doing those. So I'm trying to, you know, you got to go through some trial periods, especially the more hair you have of like, hey, how is this going to look? Because I can't wear a fucking hat in the family photos obviously. You know and so I got to kind of dial it up. See what we're working with. Have some walkthroughs before we get to the big one on Sunday. You got to have walkthrough

the morning of. Yeah. So that's kind of what today was. But then like it was kind of hanging weird. So I throw on the hat because I like, I don't want to deal with it. But then we got talking about it. And I said, oh, screw it. I liked it anyways. Now I got slut strand going. So what are you going to do? You can't. You can't do anything. All everybody. just wants to kiss you right now with the strand. Yep. Hey. Just how it goes sometimes.

Yeah, family photos, man. I cannot see your family ever doing those. Oh my God, never. We never did. Not even for like the St. Barnum's directory. Ah, no. That was a thing? Yeah, dude.

Your whole family took a pick? Oh my God, dude. Yeah, we would go in there and you would renew and it would be like, You know, it was a way to, they would give it out to all the parish members. So the parish members could have the contact information if need be, you know, for whatever, ride to school or game or practice or homework or see if you want, whatever it was. And then the photo would be right there too. So you could be like, oh, here is the Swanson's. And this is they, this is what they look like.

There we go. Dude, I don't even think we were in that. And it doubled as like, uh, it doubled as like, uh, it. leveled as like, oh, you know, you could do it for that. But then also it would be a family photo that you could purchase to put up on your staircase or whatever. So it was a duality thing. I don't think we're in it. Yeah, I doubt it.

I think just our name was in it. But we didn't have a pick. And if we had a pick, like my dad probably wouldn't have been in it. And everybody had been like, did their dad die? And it's like, no, he just, never mind. They just had to play Grand Valley that week. And like, it was the whole thing. Yeah, Brian Kelly on the Sked.

Just my family and Brian Kelly. He's beat red. Yeah, dude. But we're not doing it. We're not doing a parish directory photo. We're doing the real, you know, the classic summary outdoor shit. That's good. So we'll see.

We'll see how it goes. What are you wearing? Always a nightmare. What are you wearing? I don't know. tells me. It's just, you know,

when you get to my phase in life, being a husband, having a few kids, anytime you have to get ready for anything, defer. Just, man, if there was one thing that you could use the click remote for,

that would be my choice in life. The get ready process for anything. That's, That's why I don't do anything because I don't want to get ready. Dude, it is always without a doubt a nightmare. And now I understand, like, because I remember when I was growing up, and it would be going on to my family. And I'd be like, seriously, Christmas Eve, happiest day of the year.

Christmas Eve, we're at each other's throats. This sucks. What is going on? But now I just get it. It's just like that for everybody. Tension's so high. The mom's trying to get ready. And the kids ready.

The dad's always fucking things up. The kids just know that it's time to lock in. So then they act like little demons. And it's Christmas. You're behind schedule. The mom's hair isn't coming out to look right, right? So then Rye's pissed because of that. But then she's pissed because I didn't pack up the bag the right way.

And then the kid, like, it's much going on. Just click remote, zoom me through all that literally for the rest of the time. Don't care. I don't want to wish time. I don't want to wish time away from my kids. that time, I will gladly wish away. Don't care. Who's on time on Christmas, though?

And the fact that you can't get mad, I like. As a kid, I knew deep down, I was like, you can't get mad today. So I'd kind of be a jacket. Oh, no, they can. They can. And they would until you... Merry Christmas, wherever you're going. You'd be walking up to the door, steaming.

Turn around, you know, give it to it. Yep. Hey. Uh-huh. So that's how it goes. That's really what adulthood is and family and like being married and having a family is. It's just a test of your will of how much you can hide under the surface. That's really all it is.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you just got to play pretend. But you're right, bro. The chaos of getting ready for anything. I can imagine, like, myself, I go through like three fit changes. I'm like, that's not it. That's not. That's not.

But when you got a whole family, yeah, bro, that's big time, like, the girl's job. Every time I've ever had a girlfriend, I'm like, we're going to this baseball game. All right. You make all the decisions because, yeah, I'll, like, pick out what I want to wear, but you're not going to like it. And if I can't wear a Richard Nixon mask. I'm not going. So then that's when you with an arrow through my head.

How come every guy just wants to do that? Just wear a mask at all times. It's never going to change. What would you wear to this Pacers game if we went on a date? Me and the girl I'm dating. I don't know. Scooby-Doo mask?

Why are you asking? My number one option, Scooby-Doo mask. I want to get on the Jumbotron. I want to say what's up to one of the players and I'm not going to be able to do that if I'm not wearing a Scooby-Dum mask so whatever. Right.

Girls to an NBA game want to wear like six inch heels and like a little skirt and everything. Guys just like, yeah, just give me the Ronald Reagan mask. We're on the second. Okay, you dress up like that? Cool.

I'm going to dress up like George Bush. Dude, speaking to all that, We're like about a month away from Spirit of Halloween's going back up. So that's nice. Finally. I always know. I always know we're on our way when we're driving on 65 for all the local folks in Indiana, driving on 65 and you peek over that Southport exit and you see the Spirit of Halloween's up there.

You're like, dude, it's August 12th. What? Oh, yeah. Everybody knows when the Spirit Halloween's pop up. Nobody knows when they go down. You've never been like, we're that Spirit Halloween. go. They just disappear. Yep.

Your brain can't handle it. Until next August. If I noticed that one of them was gone, I would freak out. I'd wreck my car. If you saw it actively getting taken down? Like the guy being like, I'd be like, no. But see, that's where Halloween kicks ass

is because you get started early on it. But then once it goes down and you're like oh it's November 2nd. All right. Christmas motherfuckers. What's up? Not a holiday podcast. Started talking about Christmas before the podcast started. When we like test our mics for I like check one two.

Christmas is almost here. Check one too. Hey, went to see the Beach Boys in Indy over the weekend. Oh, I saw that. How'd that go? Real bum. They didn't play little St. Nick. I don't care

It's July Come on, bro Did you have your phone up Little same thing Yeah Just like it goes And the air gets cold There the better part of Christmas

That you're up and tut I should have Why wouldn't they Christmas in July? That's exactly it Johnson, come on What is? I never understood

What Christmas in July was I was never mad at it But I was always like What is this? I think it was always I think it's started as a like a sales thing you know. Christmas is so big now. Get ahead. Christmas

in July and all the moms and grandmalls they'd be like, that's right, I'm going to get it done now so I don't have to do the rush of Black Friday. And so it'd be like Christmas at July, Christmas at July. Come on down to Tom Woodmore. Go Christmas at July. Tom Woodmore. So I think it's, I think that's what it is.

I don't know. I guess I have the, I don't know, the internet that I could just look up. Nah, not that. I always think about it, though. I'm like, hey, Christmas in July, that goes through my mind probably every single day when it's hot outside. Christmas in July. Never say anything until now, though. I don't know. It was a movie in 1940. Jesus Christ.

Got to watch that tonight. Christmas in July was first celebrated at a girl's summer camp in 1933. I don't know Maybe I think Okay I think it was originally Like old stuff They talk about like old stuff

They talk about like old holiday sports stuff all the time Every girl What's your podcast with that guy about Those two guys All they talk about is Christmas And Brett Fav We're not going to that live show

Because they're just going to talk about Christmas and fucking Ronald Richard Nick Who's not going? Oh, yeah, we are. I'm, dude, if we do a live show, I will walk out like a dog like that with a Richard Nixon mask on. If we do, if we do live shows, yeah, I think we got to get to Spirit Halloween before we go and we got to come out in different masks every time. We're not going to that show. Oh my God. I called Darth, I called Darth, I called Darth, I call

Marth Marl. I called Darth Mall. Scooby too. Not that I was thinking about it or anything. Not that I already have it. And I already got two Michael Myers. I got a Darth Vader helmet. I got a Mandalorian helmet. I really want a Chewbacca one. He's talking about Star Wars again.

This live shows literally my nightmare. But my husband said, I'm clubhouse, babe. You wouldn't understand. So I guess we have to go. that's so funny thinking about the non thinking about the non one percenters the non burpee girls who are

significant others of the clubhouse members and they're like at a girls dinner drinking wine so does any of your do any of your guys listen to these guys um I think so is it that one

that is on that F boy show and that one that has a chubby face yeah they randomly talk about like Wayne Krabet who is that Wayne Kravett Turtleneck Oh shit for sure

Hey can we comment Guys you remember in the NFL This is a not a sports podcast that wear turtlenecks That wore turtlenecks In their photo in their photo Yeah when they pop up with their stats and of course they don't have their helmet on or anything but

I swear it was just the 2003 Chiefs and Wayne Krabet But there was like a different NFL logo Like this side was like the Chiefs logo And this side was like NFL All NFL I forget what it was But it was Damrino

Dan Marino I don't think he was Nah He's too fake tan Yeah Miami bro He's Damrino is too fake tan down there just leather skin

Marino kind of hot that's another guy who is that yeah girls like girls like Dan Marino mom's like

Dan Marino and Brad Fav girls don't like boys girls like Dan Marino oh why does it make sense if that song

came on the radio my mom would be like yeah Oh, Clubhouse Remix. That's too funny. Girls don't like boys. Girls like Doug Flutie. Can we make that?

Dan Marino is the one there. It just flows so well. I'm trying to think of the next line actively. Me too. But I don't want dead air. Girls don't like boys, girls like Dan. in her like her. Girls don't like boys,

girls like Todd Heap. No. Hey, got to get them out. Got to get them out. Girls don't like boys, girls like Tony Romo. And these boys like these girls, and these girls like these boys.

Girls with the problems. Like Bradshaw Farms should go. Like bread farms, chint strapped. Girls don't like. Boys, Girls like... The backup dancers? Now sports podcast.

Oh, God. All right. Girls like Jonathan Ogden. And sometimes Larry Allen. Like Eddie George. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So dumb.

Hey, now that now that we just, now that we just, have guys listening. Sean Springs. Oh. Anyway, yeah, if you remember a player

that wore a turtle neck, this is such a clubhouse thing to say, comment his name, and maybe tag us on Instagram with this picture, guys in the NFL that wore turtlenecks. Let's go to the clubhouse.

Team these guys at gmail.com. That com. Eddie Joe. Hi. I know, no, I just, that's all I want to, that's all I want to sing about. Hey, you won't, you won't rip another one for the club? Do it for the clubhouse? I know we got to get going, dude, for the clubhouse.

They got to just come to me, NFL high school from Matthew, Ben and Joey. I know it's been discussed on the show, but I saw back to school signs at Meyer on June 30th. I'm in my 30s and still get a pit in my stomach. Anyway, my school-related question for you is this. if a school was staffed completely by current and former NFL head coaches, who would be each position? Principal, Vice Principal, guidance counselor, gym teacher, math history. Also, who would be the most popular and least popular teachers? Slap my ass with a guitar trailer from Guitar Hero 3 after getting 100% on my name is Jonas by Weezer on Expert Mode.

I wonder how many of those guitars were broken. A lot. A few by me. A guitar hero guitar You snapped one I don't snap it But you just like Slam it and break it

Oh man Jim teacher fullback Jim teacher Hback Is that what he's talking about No Who's the former Current and former NFL head coaches Who would be the gym teacher

The principal The vice principal The guidance counselor Hmm Jim teacher Mike Vrable Oh my God, dude.

Oh my God. Guidance counselor. Mike Tom? I was going to, I was torn. Guidance counselor Mike McDaniel because I feel like he would be like kind of kind of like want to be your friend.

They do do that, don't that? Guides counselors have it. Have the open door policy, you know, be kind of. Superintendent. I think the principal would be Bill

Belichick and the vice principal would be Mike Tomlin. Because the vice principal can like walk around and like have a little bit more of a relatable, you know? Yeah. Good job in that JV. game but tuck your shirt in. Have some of those Tomlinisms coming out, you know? But most time principal, when you think principal, you're just like

oh, fuck the principal, man. Yeah, this guy's on it. I think it is Bill Belichick. What is Bill Parcells? I'm trying to put him somewhere. Ooh. You can be a history teacher. I could Bill Parcell as being a history teacher. He would kill a lesson on the civil war. Yeah, I was going to say

get him going in some war talk. See ya. I'd sell tickets to that class, bro. Great teeth. I think math would be Sean McVeigh. I don't really know coaches like that. I can't think of them right now. He's really good with

numbers and memory, so he'd just be up there on the whiteboard. Just freaking, you're going to carry the two over here, man. And then you get the plus and you had the PMA, the fast-talking math teacher. I'm like, dude, it's already hard. You don't have to talk fast.

That's what I'm saying. I don't know what's going on in the first place, dude. Just we get it. We know that you get it. Teach us. We're showing off up there. Math teacher's always talking too fast. I'm like, dude.

Hey, something about Titans head coaches. Jeff Fisher, also a P.E. teacher. God dang. Hey Jeff Fisher, the computer teacher Teaching a type Yeah I don't know why I can see Andy Reid

In a vice principal role too I was thinking gym teacher for him for some reason I mean they're all football coaches you know Right right right right right right right Right right right right right right All right from Patrick Bell Funky jersey spotting abroad OlaBinny and Joy Joy

Wanted to get y'all's opinions on a jersey spotting. I just had tonight while on my honeymoon in Madrid. Congrats. Oh my God. Hey, would you remember about the honeymoon? Clubhouse. Clubhouse official. Wow, we had this such romantic night that we had

a view of the entire city and it was going to, we had this white wine that was this dude. Tony Dorset jersey? He said we were walking back from dinner earlier tonight and I caught a glimpse of what looked like a number 33 black and yellow Saints jersey on a random guy, paired with long ass George, by the way.

So, Ben, standing in the door of a bar. When he turned around to walk in, it was actually a Tony Dorset jersey. I'm assuming this must have actually been a Navy in yellow Tony Dorset Pit jersey, but still pretty random spotting, especially abroad. Slap my ass with my shark tooth necklace from fourth grade, and I'll see ya for the purple out game in Clemson on November 23rd. Hell yeah. Yep.

The only thing guys remember. purple out too what do you remember about our honeymoon that dude's jersey the pit panthers Tony Dorset jersey that I saw yeah that's that's I mean that that's

that's out there that like screams to me like that's gotten changed hands like 65 times and somehow it got shipped over in like a goodwill we're here to help the world situation and somehow this dude and Spain got

his hands on it. Yep. Love a weird random jersey sighting situation. Like, why would he be wearing that right now?

Why would he be wearing that right now? That's the best time to wear a jersey. Why? He's just at a, he's pumping gas at a speedway

on December 23rd. He's wearing an Hamon green jersey? Why? But I love it. No, but see, it's got to be like a,

it's got to be like, It's got to be like a Wednesday, July 13th situation. It's like 95 degrees out, you know? He's wearing like a black Andre Rise in Falcons jersey in Indianapolis. It's 11 a.m. You're like, the process of getting there, I just want to know.

Got it. Got to love it. Oh, man. From Chris, subject lying to Keogh Spike's neck. Let's talk. You really make my long commutes to work enjoyable. your sleepover stories are hilarious, but they give me Vietnam flashbacks.

At middle school, my friend invited himself to sleep over. He insisted on playing Sing Star, a karaoke game on PS2, and after a few songs, I went to bed. He stayed up well into the early morning, singing cold play speed of sound and an uncomfortably high-pitched falsetto. It got so unbearable to the point that my dad hit the breaker to cut the power to the basement. The next morning, my parents basically banned this friend from ever sleeping over again. To this day, the thought of my dad getting up out of bed. bed and walking to the garage to put an end to the singing makes me cry laughing. Do you guys have any similar stories of your parents openly not liking a friend of yours?

Slap my ass while sitting crisscross on the apple on the floor playing NFL Blitz on N64 and eating a plate full of bagel bites while mom feverishly vacuums the rug around me before the family comes over. Whoa. That gives me flashbacks right there. Holy shit. That's all I want to talk about now. My mom. Feet. Feech lift them.

Boom. Just so chaotic. Like the people coming over even look at the carpet. Last thing I'd ever I'd ever look at the carpet. We got to have vacuum lines before and Jody gets here.

Man, that's tough though. That friend inviting themselves to sleep over at your house. Like how did that even happen? How did you just be like, ah, nah, man, my mom's got to work tomorrow or something. Yeah. I've used the doctor's appointment excuse a lot when I was growing up. Because I was like, I just don't really.

Yeah. I guess that's always happened. It's just like you kind of somehow, you're like, wait, this is my house. This is my home turf and I fell into this. You know? It's like when you're on your home turf and you, you know, your alignment false starts. You're like, wait a second. We shouldn't be, this shouldn't be happening here.

The crowd's so quiet So quiet Any similar stories of your parents openly not liking a friend of yours Yeah my friend went behind our big screen TV bro Don't know how my dad found out But wasn't good You want behind the TV?

You don't go behind the TV bro A lot of cables A lot of cables Ah Yeah that's the days of all that shit back there Hey And you unplug one of them It all goes to hell

Dude, my dad would watch film at home in the living room. So he had like 77 VCRs stacked on top of each other with one of those remotes. Wow. Yeah. Dude, so behind the TV at my house was like, you had to be an engineer to hook that shit up. I don't know what was going on, bro. So that was like, you don't go back there. In our board games, we're kind of like on the shelf towards that.

Like, dude, if you go for a board game like that we haven't played in like 15 years because it's collecting dust back there, you're touching the wires, bro. Yeah, yeah. So like, and this dude, like, just slid back there and we had nothing to do. So we just like grabbed it and dude, something came unplugged. My dad was like, who was behind the TV? I think I just said it. And then that was done for. They couldn't come over anymore?

my dad didn't really like AJ anymore let's just say that yeah I had a friend in middle school that you know was kind of a troublemaker was always getting into trouble and everything total opposite of me youngest of like four or five kids I think you can just say so old me grandie bro dude that family was so funny dog

TG, I love you, man. If this ever get, I'm sure it'll get around you because people don't ever listen unless their names dropped and then they... So true. And all of a sudden... Hey, let's just name everybody we know

so we get a couple more subscribers. Right. Nolan Bernard. I actually saw his little brother walking down. I see him all the time, actually. Huge ass dog. Still scared of them. Anyways.

Yeah, me too. You know, it's not that they like they just didn't they they didn't trust me going over to his house let's just say that they knew there's some ding dong ditching or some uh some uh fuck what would you call it when you tp in they knew some tpn or some ding dong ditching was going down there you know um and then everybody in the clubhouse has heard the story about how my friends just used my house as an Airbnb and partied in it for a week so there was a phase or my parents didn't like any of my friends.

But they've got, they've got beyond that now. We're all good. But when you got to go over there on some weird flukey shit, you're like, this is going to be a great night. It was, but I also knew I had to wear with all the presence of mine

to know, like, I got to walk a fine line here. Like, I can get fucky and do some shit, but also like, my parents are expecting me to get into some shit over here. So I got to really be on it. Dude, and we were an idiot's at my friend's house. We wouldn't

TP, I probably shouldn't even say this. T.P. or like ding dong bitch. If it was late, this is so bad. We just walk around and like if we thought like a TV on in a basement, like the TV light,

we would just knock on the window and run. That's pretty funny. Terrifying, but pretty funny. Can you imagine, bro? You're just sitting there watching TV like those at all. No. No, that's a worst nightmare scenario. I'd be like, all the strangers is happening in real life.

Oh, yeah. They're outside my house now. Oh, no. I'm so bored. That's something to, when these guys does live shows, the full story, because I've gotten a bunch of requests. I like the full fucking story of the open house will have to be told. Anyway, I'm going to be so scared.

Good thing I'll be wearing a mask. From Eric. JV. Football. grudge. Guys, can't say I've heard anything funny or more relevant than this podcast. Thanks, dude. I love you. Was weed whacking when he made the Cory McGettie bicep reference?

Not sure I've laughed that hard in a long time. Keep doing what you do. My question is, which JV football player holds the longer grudge? One, starting fullback that has to change his jersey from 34 to 55 during pregame because the starting guard had his first dip on the bus ride to the game, pukes on the bus, and you're the only other one on the team that can pull on counter. replacement and fullback scores his only touchdown and you win six to nothing. Touchdown gets you announced during homeroom and the girl next to you tells you she heard he's getting pulled up to varsity.

Two, ex receiver that has stock blocked for 167 consecutive plays. Coach calls JetSuite pass in the slot wearing the bright orange gloves, takes one off his throwing hand at the line of scrimmage. Opponents, defense coordinator also wearing gloves, spots it, yells, watch the jet pass. And your coach bales and calls the time out. Never calling that play again. Three, second string quarterback on the depth chart that gets pounded on scout team, finally thinks he has a shot when QB1 goes down mid-game. Coach calls timeout, erases the screenplay on his whiteboard,

and draws up a wildcat with every available running back as a QB option. You're still charting plays. Four, kid only long snaps on PAT and the kicker forgot the block on game day. Coach, you have one job. Kind of like when the wide receiver goes off sides and every coach yells, quote, just watch the ball. You don't even have to listen to the count. God dang it.

go for two is a choice and your family leaves at half time slap my ass with a neck roll and forearm pads and a helmet with a bowl ring. You guys are the best and I thank you for all the laughs. Sincerely Eric from Saratoga. Love that. That's a lot there. A lot of options.

Can't tell if that guys played football or not. How are we supposed to know? Can't tell if he's our JV. Coach. Can't tell if that's my dad behind a burner email. I got to go. I got to go with number two here

I got to go with the receiver that has been blocking every play and there's finally a chance for him to touch the rock and make something happen because you know you play receiver because in your mind you're like yeah Michael Irvin baby

Randy Moss baby they know bro they know and you're like how dumb do you have to be to only call that once and you want me to take my glove off by the same time don't take a glove off bro just fucking throw that thing like Big Ben in the 2005 playoffs.

Where are the two gloves, man? Kurt Warner. I might ask like Big Ben with two gloves on. 2005 playoffs. There we go. I got to go number two. I always felt bad for the backup quarterback. That's probably the, yeah.

Now, I think that one was number three before. Yeah, number three. But everybody loves them, you know. All the students love them. All the players love them. the coaches of him, but then he's so good in practice, but then when it's game time,

it's like we still don't trust him. Right. And you know his dad is the most like helicopter dad, so that probably affects him way more at home. You know, I want to get him to get in.

He's taking Allen out. I'm going with two because I feel like the receiver wants the ball, never gets the ball, fucked it up. But the quarterback there is probably the number one option.

You really can't blame receivers for messing that up, though. Like the receiver on the team that never passes and then finally gets a chance and like messes up, drops, runs the wrong route. I'm like, dude, he's never done it. Right. His one shot is when it's all on the line. We barely even run that in practice.

Never. This is from Luke. from subject line Kevin Pitts-knoggle. Hey, Joey, Ben, I just had to write in and tell you guys how much I relate with you guys on pet peeves. Sports pages posting an NFL player shotgunning a beer at a hockey game. Chicago Bulls' wedding entrances

and people saying Merica are so corny and overplay and I couldn't help but tell you how much I agree. Laugh so hard when you guys started joking about those subjects. Thanks, dude. Wanted to add another and see if you guys agree. I think I could go the rest of my life without hearing the term goat use again. people used it for everything it seems like

but that's just me. Love listening to you guys every week and slap my ass so hard to accidentally fall into the end zone like Ahmad Bradshaw in Super Bowl 46th. That was crazy, dude. So glad this is not a sports podcast. That's good Luke.

Good callback there. That was an indie. No, totally agree on goat. I think Ben said it really well last year, a couple years ago when we were talking about like Drake references in the news. As soon as news anchors and sports anchors on TV start

using it, dorky. Over, bro. It's been over. Now he's doing the gritty. Who is the goat? Dude, 100%. Same with goat. I think goat is like we can make, it's so

like, okay, that we can make fun of it now. Like, sometimes I'll say, like, that's my goat. Like, but it'll be about like, you know. I can't be. Atwater. A Pop-Tart.

Right. My goat. Joe Jarvisich. A few more here. Clubhouse has been bringing it every week last like month. So love it. I look forward to this. From Andrew.

Subject line, Wimbunyama, Victor Wimbunyama. Joey and Big Boy. My three and a half girl loves the Lion King these days. And every time I hear Circle of Life, I can't hear. hear the background choir singing anything other than Wimbanyam Victa Wimbabha. There it is. As Disney horrors, I wanted to give you that earworm for the next time you hear that song. Wow, that's amazing.

Since this isn't a sports podcast, obviously, is there something you did in your childhood that your family still brings up to this day? I'm almost 40 and my older sister clowns me still. For the first time in eighth grade, I was calling in a pizza order on a cordless phone. After ordering the pizza, the pizza guy asked if I wanted anything else like cheese, bread, or pop. I wasn't expecting another question and had a moment of phone panic. Instead of asking, what does that cost? I just said, what's that?

Pizza guy said, you know, the fizzy stuff. 25 years later, that comes up at almost every family gathering when someone opens a can of pop. Keep up the good work, boys. Smack my ass with a half-empty two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew Livewire, then wipe your greasy pizza hands all over my TJ Ford Buck's shorts from O3. Andy, P.S. Fourth of July is over, summer is basically over too. It's pretty much get us.

Mountain Dew LiveR made me who I am today. Wimbingia. Wimbingia. It's the circle. Dude, I think they do say that. Things that I did and I was a kid, stories I did another kid. Yeah, one pops to mine. I was like nine.

We were in Destin, Florida, on a family vacation. And for some reason when I was a kid, I just, I hated Chick-fil-A. I don't know. Like my mom and all my relatives, they, like,

were obsessed with it. And I just was more of like a McDonald's guy still when I was nine. Yeah. And so they were always pushing one in Chick-fil-A. They were wanting that for like, you know,

we're on vacation. So they were one of every meal. And it was like chaos in the car one time. And we were trying to figure out where we wanted to go. And they wanted that. And of course,

I didn't. So I just got real pissed and went Mollinard on them. And I just go, no more freaking shit. you barbarians? And I yelled that in the back seat. And so my grandpa, of course, was the driver.

Yeah, my uncle Tony was in the car. So they all still, anytime chicken is served, no more freaking chicken, you barbarians. I think I've heard your dad say that. Yeah. And I was like, that's, why is that funny? I don't know. I was like, that's something.

100%. He might have said it when we were in subway in Chicago. Yep, yep. So that's that's one thing that came to mind. I was being a little dickhead at the community, Greenwood community pool one time. We all went there every single day in the summer. Summer's over.

So I don't know why I'm saying this, but we went in the summer. I was being a dick. Like I was being all whiny and complaining and I probably wanted something. And my mom was like, no. And I was looking for like my goggles or something. And they were like, they were like under the stairs.

And I was being like, I was like, where are they? My mom was like over, under there. And I was going underwear. And she was like, under there. And I just kept saying underwear so loud. In that whiny voice, my mom wanted to kill me. And I was like, and everybody was laughing. And I was like, what do you guys even laughing?

I didn't realize what I was saying. Like, but I just kept on underwear. Hate it. Damn. Winy, a little whiny Ben. I was just being a piece of shit, dude. Then I found him and I had that walk of shame back.

Everybody's laughing. I don't know what they're laughing at. Underwear. You just said underwear like 40 times, dude. And your sister's got Mrs. Curles on the way home and you didn't get anything. No, they're in the pool. Like, we don't know him. From Ryan.

subject line Brian Cushing American flag cleats Hey guys I really enjoy the show Well listening to the last episode Fourth of July football guy You mentioned Brian Cushing

I had to send you a picture of these cleats I purchased at a charity auction a few years back Game worn and autographed American flag Brian Cushing cleats worn during a Veterans Day game Just signed BJ Raji who's not buying. Who's not buying this?

Of course he was Of course Dude that's the most Brian Cushing shit ever Has like American flag Like painted across his face You know like war paint basically Brian Cushing's triceps Can that be the subject of an email?

Bro oh my God Subject of an email I'll try my last Google search. That's pretty good, Ryan. That's awesome. Do you share the auction too? Fuck yeah. Last Google search.

All right. From last one here this week from Jared. And it's so fitting. Not a breadfarve podcast. Benny and Joy Joy, how are we, fellas? Love the pod. Longtime listener,

first time emailer. Before we got into any questions, I just want to say I went to high school at a powerhouse football school. And you guys have no idea how accurate you are about high school football personalities, both coaches and players, especially the coach that came back to coach and all his high school stories have

escalated since he left. Now it seems like he was the greatest athlete to ever walk the streets of your local town, but it's not a sports podcast. So, okay, first two questions regarding high school sports. First, how was it that when you knew a girl was coming to your game, you suddenly developed 2020 vision trying to find where she was sitting, but you trying to read the marker board in algebra two, you could have passed as legally blind.

Second, how much did you have the quote, Coach is right guy? Coach rips you a new one after a bad performance and the one dork who lifts for high school sport stands up and says, Coach is right guys, we got to step it up. Like, bro, if you don't sit down,

I have my first official date with Sydney after this. We're going to Walmart and then getting Taco Bells or basically married. Thanks, fellas. Slept mask with a terrible towel soaked and Troy Palmaal's head and shoulders shampoo. That would hurt. That would sting.

Also, again, just to follow up, not a sports podcast, not a high school culture podcast, not a Bradfavre podcast, not a middle school sleepover podcast, not an NFL uniform podcast. Nope. Right, right, right.

All right, Jared. Yeah, I was thinking about that randomly the other day, actually, just how much, like, that was prime MS time when the girl that you were digging on was coming to your game. And you knew it, dude. Holy Lord, that changed everything.

The feeling of pride that you got when you would like make a play and hear your name and you're like oh dude it's going down yeah crazy crazy male Americana experience right there Killer actually like brought that up one time when we were in high school or something

he's like you don't play hard unless like a girl's here and I was like oh my God wait he was just saying that about you or you're saying like in general no he like I don't know what happened He called me out, bro. And I was like, damn.

But I didn't, but he knew I didn't know. Like, he was actually, he wasn't like trying to like fuck with me. He was just like, bro, I don't think you like realize this, but you don't really try unless there's girls there. And I was like, oh, I'm not saying that it's like wrong because I'm going to the same shit. But I was like, oh, I never even thought about that. He was like, dude, like all your life. I was like, why are you telling me now? You should have told me this in fifth grade.

your senior year of high school, it's over now. Thanks, bro. Oh, man. I was like, he's so right. If I would have known that, like, against St. Luke in eighth grade, probably would have beat him. Dude, I don't know if I ever told you this, I definitely have to at some point on this podcast, because this is all we fucking do. But I was 10 years old. Girl who I liked was coming to the game on like a weeknight. It's like May. So school's basically over. You know, it's warm out. so like parents are more willing to like let you do shit take their daughter to a fucking baseball game on a Tuesday night crazy anyways she's there with her mom all right I come up to bat bottom on the first inning park one into a windshield

oh that's so hard over the left over the left field wall dude I don't think I've ever been riding higher in my life I mean I literally floated around the basis and she was there she was there dude With her mom? Yeah. Did you do anything?

See, I would have ruined the moment and done something like way too annoying. Did you just, what did you do after the home run? Did you just like? Yeah, I went out and I,

Sammy Sosa to her and her mom. And ripped your clothes off? Yeah. No, I didn't. I actually didn't ruin it. I was just like so hype. And then all my friends,

my 10 year old teammates and everything, they're all like, yeah, but yeah, that's so to your point, it's just, I don't know. Yeah.

Like Chiller said, you just play harder and you play better. That's smooth, bro. Broke the windshield. Parked it into a windshield over the left field wall. We don't reminisce on anything. I didn't have so much, well, actually.

Say it. Besides the double pass kid, who the coach didn't even know his name, you've ever told that story. Coach, you're on the double pass yet? He was kind of like that or would try to be. we just we've we had it worse and you probably did too actually and I think about it we had a coach two coaches who would do that because we would watch film with the head coach on a Saturday morning and then you'd have two assistant coaches who would be right there

and their commentary was just nothing but just following up on what the head coach was saying I know I was like can we get a different point out of one of you guys so like the head coach would be like, see now you didn't really hit the B gab there, you missed the hole, you got to really stick your nose in there, and then one coach next zone to be looking at you, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, got to hit it, yeah, you got to hit it. Yeah, you got to, when you get the ball, you got to hit the hole. Yeah, and you'd be like, okay. And then the other, the third one would be sitting over there and it was his classroom and he'd be like, yeah, coach, uh, don't think that's how we drew it up. JVs 8 a.m.

Dude, I was, yeah, it was the third coach. I was like, if he, if he, he could rip me in half, but he kind of just is the video guy. Like, that's his job. He knows his role. But if he wanted to get into the way I, like, mess that play up, he could really rip me in half. And I always appreciated the third coach for that.

But, yeah, you always got coach repeat in there. Robbie repeat. Yeah. Yeah. Just a position, coach. It's like just happy to be out of the house on a Saturday morning. Being a senior that you are, I think that guy right there's a sophomore. And I think you can break that tackle. Yeah, you got to run harder. You got to run harder. Thanks, coach, repeat. It's the eighth game of the year. I have zero offers. Thanks. I don't even care anymore. My leg cramped. up at halftime, zero offers.

All I want is Nat-Natty lights in a basement somewhere. I just want a letter in the mail from Minnesota to go to their summer football camp, but that's not happening. Thank you, Coach Repeat. All those guys, I would just mailbox full of letters with the team

logo in the corner. So, Jill, still hate you. I'm just still waiting for one. I'm just still waiting for one. Can I just get an envelope with the Michigan State logo in the corner? Hey, here's an idea. Just thought off. If we ever end up getting to a point where we can

have like a party like Michael Rubin does on the 4th of July, that white party that like apparently only the most famous people in the world go to and get the invite to, that's how we're sending invites. We're making our own the logo and we're sending, we're putting it in the corner as like a recruiting

letter and sending it out to people. they come to the party they're taking pictures and like jerseys that are there yes like a recruiting visit jerseys and masks yeah instead of a white party it's just a jersey mask party jersey mask party what is that i'm like not going to that weird party okay unless you're wearing a page of soyolakovich pacer's jersey don't want you what are you guys even going to be listening to. I don't know. NFL on Fox for on a loop.

Right when you walk in da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Oh, don't go so hard. Hey, we hired Kalitas. Kalinas is there. The robot. Thank you for coming.

Da-na-nan-da-da-da-da. Accidentally tackles your girlfriend. You're like, fuck, I got to go. That was lit, but I got to go. No, actually, you're like, thank God. she wanted to wear the Dwayne Bo, Kansas City Chiefs jersey that I had for. Can't wait.

All right. That was great. Thanks again, Clubhouse. Team these guys at GMO.com. Love hearing from me every week. Comment. Players you remember wearing a turtleneck, either on the field or in their pictures for CBS. Like I said, I only remember the Kansas City Chiefs and Wayne Krabatt doing that in like 2003.

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