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Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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Hey, Matt Spath. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I got the final boss. Chris Cooley. Not bad for a fat guy. This guy. This guy. This guy.

G. 105. Last Christmas. Oh, this thing's gone. So, bro. Look alive. 105. What's absent?

Got the, what's happening? Stroke meter. Whoop, whoop. Start early, baby. We're starting early, baby. stroking out early. Got to get them out. Get the strokes out.

I'm falling back into the, I don't know if it's, you know, how, when the season changes in the Midwest and, you know, if it goes from being real warm and all of a sudden it comes in to get real cold or if it's real cold and it gets back warm, you know, everybody's thrown off by that. Everybody's, oh, my knees aching. Oh, I knew it was getting cold and rainy because my shoulders started to act up. Oh, yeah, I don't know. This changing of the season just got my headache.

I think that's what it is. I don't really know. Gonna blame it on it. All good. Yeah, it's getting cold. Can't make a complete sentence without stuttering. Almost Halloween. God dang, dude.

Favorite band, the strokes. I was waiting so long. I've been waiting my whole life to say that. And worst joke ever. And I had this two guys constantly having strokes on a podcast. What a love. listen. It's getting cold out, so I developed a speech impediment.

Oh, Ben had that. Good deal. Hey, let's push ticks. What's up? What Jersey is that? What do we got real quick? Who is that? Is it Travis E.T.N?

Is it? Oh, that's sickest last thing. DeAndre Hopkins. You can't say Travis E.TN this soon in the podcast. I think this is James Davis, maybe. It was just a honestly I just bought it for the block shadow Or the drop shadow

The block number I was just like I saw it and I was like Pretty solid They don't do it like that anymore I gotta pick it up There are like eight teams in college football That used to have the serious drop shadow

Clemson and Fresno State was the other one Then there's a couple more I can't think of But Every time I made a team on NCAA When I would make a team on NCAA The thickest drop shadow It's just that just spoke to me That number font is just so college.

It looks so good, man. I don't know. And the number one, too, I was just like, it's just cold. I have to end this little thing. So good. Not that. Push ticks. All right, push ticks.

Not that is the sports fire cats or anything. Hey, San Diego, November 7th coming up. Buffalo, November 14th, the week right after that. Phoenix, December 5th. And I added some dates. We got Sacramento. December 15th and Rutherford, New Jersey, December 9th. Get you tickies.

The link right under here or at Benny Polizzi, Doc. Rutherford, huh? Nice. Nice. Hell yeah. Got us scared. That's cool. That's cool.

Yeah. Good news for the clubhouse out there. I've seen. I know. I get it. Trust me. I'm sorry. but next week I will have the materials to record on something that's not my computer for video

so hopefully we have the HD quality like all Johnson over there and we can all look pretty and you can all stop making fun of how I look like the 2005 version of cable versus HD and the YouTube comments so oh good I heard you everyone heard you everyone in the podcast is about to hear you. So that is coming. But just give me a week. All right. So on the way.

It's really just me. Those are all my burner accounts. You filming that with a potato, bro? Just every time. Now you see you have the toaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you filmed that with a toaster oven? I always get that. Okay.

I don't know if that's, that used to be a thing. Anyways, who cares? Yeah, man. What's up? chilling bro just uh just thinking about Tony Serragusa a little bit

um somebody said they had a minute uh yeah a mullinard minute you heating up right now

are you heating up right now are you preheating the toaster oven trying to rev it up a little bit bro I mean we've been we've been waiting for weeks let it rip it hasn't been weeks

oh it's been like it's been like three three apps bro I know really yeah I need I can feel a heat but yeah no I tell you it just it really has this this past week has really

push me over the top when it comes to my Steelers and the quarterback situation there with Justin Fields Russell Wilson right Mike Tomlin decides he's going to go with Russell Wilson everybody decides to lose their mind as if this is some unforeseen, God forbid.

How dare you? Oh, my God. How the injustice of bitching Justin Fields. Oh, I can't believe it. Justin Fields has been in the league for four and a half years. He is what he is. He's 14 for 25 with 140 yards passing, maybe 60 yards rushing.

Cool. All of a sudden the 60 yards on the ground that he gives you with the four design runs and two scrambles out of the pocket when he misses two throws he should have made, that's what makes the difference. It's unbelievable, dude. Everybody and their brother, Danil Oloffsky, Mina Kimes, everybody in the NFL live,

the whole NFL Game Day crew, everybody. Oh, yeah, I just can't believe what's going on in Pittsburgh. Why would they do that? Oh, you mean 14 for 25? That's good enough for you? It's insane, man. Just say what it is. You don't like Russell Wilson.

You like Justin Fields. You think Justin Fields is cooler. That's all it is. That's all it is. Because you can't watch the six games of Justin Fields when he's putzering around back there and say, Yeah, this gives him the best chance to win down the line. Okay, it works for six games, good deal.

That gives him a chance to work down the line. It is what it is. You don't like Russell Wilson. That's all it is. You think he's corny. You think he's annoying. You think you don't like him. You think he's cringe.

All your tweets are going to get retweets about it, but when you make fun of him, that's the reason. You want to make fun of Russell Wilson. You think Justin Fields is cooler, and that's why. It's insane, man. Why is it all of a sudden he's Lamar Jackson mixed with Patrick Mahomes?

He's hot. The guy's been in a link for four foot. fucking years. He's hot. Dude, that's peak. I think that's the best Molnard minute we've ever had. I'm going to go on a little bit longer, man, because we've had three episodes of no, but this guy has the longest leash of any quarterback I've ever seen. Other quarterbacks come to the league. Caleb Williams, the number one pick through week

two people on TV were talking about, is this the right call? Was he really the number one pick? Should they've gone Jane Daniels? Two games into his career. Justin Fields has played 50 fucking games. And everybody's still talking about, oh, well, he just, he needs more time to develop. He just, if he would have just let him play in Pittsburgh, we don't know what he is yet. We know what he is. 50 games, for real.

It's just mind-umbing, dude. Like, okay, just say what you want to say. You don't like Russell Wilson, okay? But this whole thing about how, oh, how can they, what Justin Fields, he just did so much to win that job over. No, he didn't. And he said so himself. And this is not meant to be a detriment on Justin Fields. Fields. I like the guy. I think he's a good teammate. I think he's a hell of an athlete. He's done

some good stuff. But he didn't do anything to say, oh, yeah, come December and January, when they're playing Cincinnati and Buffalo, that's going to get the job done. That is true, that is true, though. That is true, though. Not a sports podcast, but he does have a long leash. I was thinking about that the other day. I was like, when are people going to start hating him? And why don't they? Not that I, like, want people to hate him, but I'm like, damn, this guy's like a God. I'm the same way, man. Every other quarterback, they do one thing wrong. Hey, Loki, Anthony Richardson, too.

A pretty long leash. That's a whole different conversation, but... Joe Flies... We won't address it because it's not a sports podcast, but for now we'll get on the field. I mean, that's all I'm saying is like... And another thing, the Steelers don't owe him anything. They gave him...

They brought him in because the team who drafted him gave him away for free. A six-round pick in 2025. This is 20. The six-round pick of 2025, they gave him up. Like, this isn't, the Colts owe Anthony Richardson time to play because they invested a fourth-round pick in him last year. The Steelers don't know Justin Fields anything.

He's been in league for four fucking years. Like, you know, we're ready to call a guy what he is, great or bad so often after like five games. And yet Justin Fields were still like, you just don't know, though. He just don't know. Yeah, that full... No, I think we do.

I can't believe he's been in the NFL for four years. But has he? Yeah. God, dang. He did have that cool throw where he like threw it and spun around now, so... You know what I'm talking about? Oh, he did that.

He did that thing where he slid in the rain. Yeah, I text had been about that, I think, last night or the day before, because, you know, I don't like to... I don't want to put it out there on Twitter or online. Like, I don't want to get to that Discord. because there's just, again, it's not, this is a one-way street here. You can be yelling in your car right now or wherever, but I don't have to hear it.

I get to tell you my thoughts and my Molinard Minute about it. And I just, so I've saved it up and I put it all there. And you know how Chris Berman's fastest two minutes is now the fastest three minutes. My Mollinard Minute just went to like Mollinard Minutes right there. Is he still doing that? I think he does. Yeah, I think on Monday Night Football. He'll do it.

He'll pop it. Burpy, boy, whoa. I love you. A half time. Half time he does. I always kind of sad. There is. Chris Berman fastest two minutes.

I was like, why do we have to do it so quick? Can we give him some more time? Any more minutes? I think it's supposed to be like, you know, the two minute drill. That looks like Jerry Rice out there. Yeah. The two minute it drill on the fan. bro i thought this was i thought this was a joke or a meme or something someone like made on

photoshop for us but spirit of halloween's going to turn into spirit christmas when holline's over did you see that you saw that right you had to get tagged in that you know what i don't i still don't believe it i did i still don't believe it hold on so there's going to be pop up it's crazy because there's not, there's not any pop-up Christmas shops. Not that this is a Christmas or holiday podcast or sports podcasts. Or we care about quarterbacks or anything. Dude, the only thing I care about

in my entire life is quarterbacks. Hey, I don't give a shit about anything really, but why do I think about seven quarterbacks every day? Name them. Who's on the mind? I mean, right now, I can't name seven, but right now, I'm like, why have I thought

about Dan Marino four times this morning? weird late 90s face mask the one that came down to the chest plate he just has an untold story i don't know but uh yeah spirit christmas um october 8th on USA Today is a spirit christmas store opening near you spirit Halloween to debut 10 locations wait that's it or is that only in indiana no i think it's i think it's everywhere and there's 10 of them.

You ready for them? Yeah. I'm going on tour to those. New tour. See you in your city. I'll be there. Just me walking in a spirit of Christmas. All right.

Making out with a nutcracker and walking back out. Waterford, Connecticut, Dartmouth, Massachusetts, Brick Township, New Jersey, Marlton, New Jersey, Mays Landing, New Jersey, Woodbridge, New Jersey. Albany, New York, Bohemia, New York, Poughkeepsie, New York, Erie, Pennsylvania. Man, that's it.

Stay on the East Coast. Can we expand? East Coast. You're not going to hit Ohio? I think everything runs through Ohio, dude. Ohio is the heart of America. Indiana, too, but, you know. Let's see if there's any in our location.

Because where do you go to get Christmas stuff, really? I feel like nobody's buying Christmas stuff. It's all stuff you've had since like 2002. You know, everybody's Christmas decorations are from like 40 years ago. You're not just like, where do people go and buy Christmas stuff? Like Michaels? Michaels. I mean, Target already has their shit out.

Honestly, a lot. Like, dude, go to a home improvement store. Their Christmas stuff is insane. They have a lot of stuff at Home Depot, Lowe's and Menards. that you're like, why do they have this? Like, why are you going to sell milk? I'm like, who's actually grocery shopping at Home Depot?

They have the best snacks. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. Like, what else do they have? They have everything. I'm like, when are you guys going to start selling clothes? Home Depot. It's just everybody's mission to become Costco is what it is. Home Depot wine?

Mission to become Costco. Home Depot wine? The most romantic night of your life. the cork the cork smells extra like Home Depot dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

yeah it has hints of lumber oh my gosh hey who's not buying that seriously the most guy guy wine

hey new million dollar idea bro we got the sweets we got the sweets in the stadiums we got Guy wine. Smells like lumber. You don't

have to feel like a pussy drinking wine anymore. This man looks like Jerry Rice out there. Right when you open the bottle? He's not drinking. The red one is just like, the red one's just called like Brett Farf's chin strap

because he gets like, he got like blasted in the chin and got all bloody. Oh my God. Babe, I didn't know you bought the Tim Tebow's blood on his face. when he played at Florida. Hey, hey, who's that pitcher with the bloody ankle?

Kurt Schilling. Everyone. Oh, my God. Holyfield deer. Oh, shit. Payton Hillis's his forehead. Oh, honey. Oh, honey.

It's the shilling sock. Oh, this is a great. This is a red right here. It's a great one. What's it? Shilling. sock guys night that west virginia fullback with blood running down his face hell yeah i get into that i get into that i was thinking about it i put in my notes

uh for this week how if you watch highlights of games like we obviously would if we were sports podcast. We don't. But if you watch highlights for games, like 25 years ago, 30 years ago, people just wore like regular clothes to the games. And then if you go back even further,

not that far, it seems like a long time ago, but it's really not. People used to wear suits to games. Like in the athletic events? Yeah. I'm pretty sure my dad still does. I just remember that. Like right when he said that,

I thought of my dad, and I think he wore like a shirt and a tie to a game before. Like a Colts game. That's just the, that's just the Joe Po khaki, uh, blue button down.

Default combo. Yeah. I'm talking full double breasted tie hat on. That would make me want to go a little bit. But then, even if you look, like I said, like 30 years ago, pull up Monday night's football highlights from 30 years ago, 1994. They show crowd shots.

You'll just have like, you'll just have dads in the stands wearing blue jeans and like a polo shirt with stripes on it. That isn't the team. Oh, yeah. And they're just like standing up and clapping. Maybe a hat, maybe. Not even, dude.

Just like. Got to be kind of drunk to throw a hat on. Yeah, it's like, bro just rolled out of a home depot on a Saturday and decide he's going to go to the ball game and wasn't even prepared to go. It's not a bad look, dude, but now

but now no shirt. Isn't it insane the evolution that's gone through that quickly? Like when did people, I should probably ask my dad this because this is kind of like along a timeline of his life.

But it's like, when did people start being like, oh yeah, we should probably wear like jerseys of the team we root for to the game? Maybe like a hoodie in the hat. Maybe get real crazy and dress up as the fucking mascot. I don't know. Every single person is wearing a jersey now, right?

It seems like every person at the game is wearing a jersey. To me, that's, yeah, like when I'm going to a game, that is the time to wear a jersey. Yeah, for sure. Now, I didn't when I went to the Colts Steelers game because, I don't know, I just had like a better fit, you know, that didn't include the jersey. And so What was it for it?

I didn't, I didn't go with it. Black jeans. My Steelers, Nike's, Burby Boy. I'm sorry. And this crew neck.

It was like a Mitchell and Ness Kroonek. It's got a bunch of shit on it. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And then a Steelers hat. Got to wear that. It's tough to beat. But I'm going to the Steelers Ravens game in November

in Pittsburgh. And that's, you know, that's a day we're like, we're going to be tailgating beforehand and then you're there. And so, yeah, I'll bring it out. Who knows? I might buy in New Jersey, you know, where we go. Who knows? Justin Fields probably. Oh, mommy, please.

Not a sports podcast, but did you like the Steelers uniforms this past week better than their usual uniform? Yeah, you love block numbers. Yeah. I don't know why. I did the grave. The gray face mask. It did work. It did work.

I'm not a fan of gray face masks because maybe once in a while just to throw it back. But gray facemass are kind of boring to me. Like when teams just happen for no reason, I'm like, why? Like the Colts? I'm like, dude. No. The Colts need to go back to the blue. Or just like white actually would be fine too.

But yeah. When that was like a thing, like the Arizona, like the Cardinals were doing, I was like, no with those new ass jerseys that they I'm like no I don't know I hated that it makes sense for the Steelers because that's how it was you know what I mean is that's how it was

yeah if you're doing a throwback game yeah like if you wore those in the past it makes sense but like just to wear them all year with like your new you know I don't know now sports podcast Well, people make the argument that the gray face mask is, you know, that's a color of steel, right?

And so it's makes sense for the Steelers to have the blacks, the black helmet, the black jersey, gray face mask looks good. It popped off a little. It popped off. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Hey, that dude, that hit the home run in that, dude, I know nothing about baseball. But his last name's Noel and they call him Big Christmas.

I mean, yo. Favorite player ever? Have a hot, Noel? Yo. Have a hotter nickname. Have a hotter, have a hotter life,

man. I was just so jealous of the play-by-play broadcaster that just got to, you know that they just have a lot on a list, ready to rip anytime he does anything. What did it? What was the call? Yeah, there he go.

What was the call? He didn't say that, but he was like, oh, big Christmas delivers the ultimate present. Oh, my God. I just could not wait to tee that up. You know, he was looking through his notes, like, while he was up to bat, like getting ready. The dude was like, hold up, hold up, what do we get? All right, just in case he gets a home run. Yeah, dude.

That's one of those names that you sit there. in the hotel the night before and you're in bed and you're just typing them on your phone. It's like us when we do like Smitty Johnson videos. That's where you're just can't stop. I want to roll. This is really good ones. We're hot. We're hot.

We're hot. Big Christmas. Bro. God, dang it. That's such a good nickname. The way I will say I am a little, like it bothers me a little bit. Just because like we talked about last week, you know, essentially just holiday.

day, man. It does bother me a little bit that they had to use a Christmas pun when Halloween isn't here yet. No, it's, Halloween's over, bro. It's over, man. Let's move on. Why does it feel like Thanksgiving's over too? I'm like, what, what happened? What happened to us? What happened to fall? Do you see what I'm saying, though? It's like, yeah, yeah. If it would have been on like December 17th, bro. See ya. See ya. If that was a wide receiver, you know,

and it's in the college football playoff and his last name is Noel and he breaks two tackles to house like a 60-yard touchdown. Let's go. But I wish that this guy's last name would have been like lantern. The big jackal lantern.

Myers. With treats for everyone. Thriller laugh just comes on. Weird. The guy who hit a home run last name is Vorhys. I don't know. Can you imagine that? A Vorehees jersey? Braves? Who's not buying it?

Okay, now we're talking. Maybe it doesn't have to be like a Halloween, like a jackal-lanard or like a ghost or something. But yeah, Myers, you know? What jersey is that? Is that a Guardian's jersey? What jersey is it on the back? It says ghost face. You're like, okay.

help. Million dollar idea. Pro shops. Start doing that. Clause. CLA, I see. I like cold jersey.

I don't know. Not my fantasy. You got to go to the World Series at all? I was thinking about it. What if I just popped out of the Dodgers game real quick? I'd be pretty sick. You got the Dodgers jersey. Fit right in.

I don't know. like, I know tickets to regular season games are like $7, but World Series are we talking like, I don't know, I feel like it'd be kind of expensive. Like they have to be $100 at least, right? Like even for like the worst seat in the world, in the world. I think you're looking like a thousand.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Because it's New York. It's L.A. It's the World Series.

It's the band out. That's insane. What a matchup. Now there's the sports park because of it. when we come back, Ben's five keys to watch for the fall classic. Phone lines are open. All right. Start.

Do you ever listen to what? Do you ever listen to it? I'm sure you do because you've lived out in L.A. long enough now, but like listen to another markets sports radio. I don't. I don't listen to L.A. local sports radio. I just, every time in my car, I listen to ESPN radio on like six volume. Dude, that's just so, it's the most perfect thing in the world.

It's not overbearing. It's just like there's two guys in my backseat just like just talking that I can barely hear. And I'm like, this is, this is my comfort zone. Volume on six. I'm that guy. Because I know a few of them and I'm friends with a couple of them and, and, uh, all the, what's going on with. Steelers in terms of the quarterback and whatnot.

I've been dialing it up Pittsburgh Sports Radio past couple of weeks. It's, I mean, it's interesting. Like, it's just a weird, uh, it's a weird dynamic, you know, because you're just like, oh, yeah, my hometown sports radio. I throw that on. I know exactly what station it is. I kind of know when the clock is, you know, like women to expect the breaks and whatnot.

That's probably just some nerdy radio shit that me and you like know and have a feeling for it because we worked in that. when I say the radio clock it's like okay at the top of the hour they come on for about 20 minutes and they take a break for about five minutes and then that kind of thing so you're trying to figure that out you know what I mean but then like you hear their commercials

too and whatnot it's just it's interesting man it is I accidentally hit AM like on my car it's like FM AM like serious XM and I actually hit AM and I went to the indie local station got sad for a sec I was like it will it play it

will it play it? I mean, no, no dot catch on those airwaves, baby. That is so funny, man, I have been listening

to more sports talk radio the past couple weeks, both Pittsburgh and here. I don't know why. I don't know if it's just because I've been driving a little bit more during the day. And so I'm just like,

I don't want to fuck with finding a podcast or finding a song. Like, I'll just throw a JMV on, you know, whatever. And so much easier.

It's so, it's so much easier, dude. It's so much easier. It's like, it's like finding a show on a streaming service compared to like playing it, just turning your TV on. That's what I think. I don't know. I'm like, boom, radio. It's just right there. I don't have to like get on my podcast, hook it up through Bluetooth. I don't know which one it is. I got to like, I'm in traffic. Like, God. Yeah. Two guys on a podcast talking about how podcasts are not like. I hate podcasts, two guys on a podcast. Hey, that's why you should be watching us on YouTube.

These guys Clubhouse on YouTube. Video pod every week. Come say, hey, come hang out, see Ben's Jersey, see us tis tis, see better looking Joey next week. We'll go and have an actual camera and it's going to be crystal clear and we're going to look good. Bro's getting a new cam. So excited about that.

But the best is when they take calls, dude. And they take calls. And it's, it's so funny, man, because all of these callers are just exactly the same. I don't know what kind of factory they come out of, but they all never fails, are so confident and speak so confidently about just the worst fucking idea possible. And then the sports, like, it depends. Some of the, some of the radio hosts, like, they'll immediately push back on them. openly give them shit.

But then there's some that'll be like real kind and welcoming. Let them speak out their terrible idea. And then they'll be like, Hey, James, I appreciate the call. I do. Thank you. Appreciate that. I love when they hang up.

But I got to say that's about the worst idea I've ever heard about it. When they're off air. They'll start laughing a little bit. I know what you're saying, James. And I appreciate the phone call. I do. But I just don't see that happening, man. I just, they can't contain their laughter.

How not one of those callers like lashed out before, do they? I never catch it. I'm like how we're not one of these guys just like going in on the radio host or like something or like cussing? I'm like, you guys, what? It just depends. It just depends because like it just depends on the host because some of them will, like I said,

they'll welcome that back and forth, you know, they'll go right at them because they want the caller to have something back and get the little, you know, rat attack gone. Yeah. But then they have the ultimate power, man. They have the ultimate power to just say, you know, pointing the producer to hang up

or they controlled themselves. Then he's go, boop, see ya. And then they can't say anything. The amount of times I've wanted to call into a radio show, but just haven't. I've been close. I've been close in Pittsburgh sports talk the past couple weeks. But I said, I'll save it for the Molinard minute.

There you go. There you go. I appreciate the phone call. I do, James. I'm like, what's, I got to say, you might be the dumbest motherfucker I've ever talked to. What's stopping me from calling into that show, you know? Dude, all I think about is the number.

They say it every four seconds. 289, 93, 93. I'm like, dude, I want to call it so bad. Just wake up in the middle of the night. Always have a presenting sponsor for it to. Get in all the Chevy Silberato hotline at 312. 796, 8, 8, 842.

They always find a good way to, like, wrap it into it, though, you know? It's always like, it's always like something about, like, like, voice or like, I don't know, it's, I don't know, Mike and Ike's hotline, you know what I mean? It's just like something. You're like, how did they get that to?

Mike. You know what I mean? It's like, always has something to do. I'm like, how do that? Car dealerships, liquor stores, H-back. Just keeping sports soccer in the real life. Always plumbing.

Dude. Have I ever needed a plumber that bad? It's the last time you had a plumber in your house. It never fails to. Yeah, H-back, man. God. No one knows what it is, but it's in every market and it's just keeping these shows on air.

On air. Just have a plumber in your house. for seven hours, no idea. What to say to him? What's up? Should you talk to them? Do they want to talk? Is it like an Uber situation?

You ever get the handyman in your house? So let me know. You want a drink? I always say that. You want like a drink? Don't have any drinks. The only drink I have is like a who's buying this drink. It's like Sunny D vodka from like four years ago.

I'm like 9 a.m. He's like, I don't want vodka right now. I don't want a seltzer right now. I'm like, just thought I'd ask, bro. Hey, can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers on 18. Oh, my God.

Can we do one? Bro, we got to do one. I'll fly back soon. We got to do one. It's good. For NFL players or for booze? Maybe either. Maybe both.

Maybe both. Yeah. we kind of tapped out all booze options there though for a while. Oh, we were running dry. I mean, they're always good, but man, the Halloween one.

Hope you're in the spirit. I look back on that one. Yeah. Maybe we should do, maybe we should like go into a fucking winery and just find all things that just just hodgepodge it together from the wines that we can find. Too niche.

Whatever. Too niche. we could walk through the Justin Peelts. Come on. All right. Let's go to the clubhouse because the mailbag is it got quite a lot. I'm tapped in. I'm tapped into the clubhouse emails inbox.

Now that I'm in there. And every time I see one, bro, it's just like, oh, my God. I want to read it so bad. I save it. I'm a little bitch. All right. Yeah, we got a lot. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Here we go. Team these guys at Gmail.com. Team these guys at gmail.com from Tommy. He sends in germy shaki. Can't stop saying it. Won't ever stop.

Ben and Joey. My buddies and I were talking. Ever notice every Titan's name sounds like they should play tight end? Rob Grunkowski, Pat Fryer, Mooth, T.J. Hockinson. I also think the less of a star you are, the more tight indie your name is too Dawson Knox

Robert Tonyon Tucker Kraft slap my ass the way I smack the couch when the Steelers call run play on second along it goes for maybe two yards Tommy my guy what is up with that toss crack play they run on second of nine hate it

all right yeah dude that's that's a fucking great observation right there Y check Frank Y check so tight in so tight in

That was my first encounter with a tight end in my life. What's this in a C-part? Tident. Oh. Maybe I should be a tight end. In Dilger. Oh. Jimmy Graham is an outlier because that's kind of a cool name.

Like, that could be a running back name. Bubba Franks. Oof. Don't get me started. Don't. But something shank. Algy Crumpler, not just Not that I

How come I can't think of a Buffalo Bills tight end? He said Dawson Knox, Dalton Kincaid, Dallas Clark. Oh my God, bro. He wasn't a tight end, dude. He was just like a fullback that He was just the best football player

of all time. That's all he was. That dude right there, bro, that's a guy that just knows how to play football. You could put him on defense. He would kill. I had the no gloves too. You know, he'd just be a pass rusher.

You're like, how was this guy good? He's not even, all right, 15 sacks a year. Okay. Zach Ertz. Come on, dude. Come on. No, that's fun. Dan Campbell.

Scott, born to be a tight end. They can kind of do anything, dude. They're so utility. Ruff, you need a guy, all our kickers got hurt. Get in there. Campbell, you're up. take your knee brace off. It's honestly, it's kind of like,

yeah, it kind of feels like that's why like Eric Ebron didn't work out. His name, his name just wasn't tied end enough. He was too cool. He was too cool. He was born to be a receiver. Right. A receiver in a tight end's body.

Totally. You know? Now I'm just wrecking the brain. I'm just trying to think of tight ends. I can play this game all day. What do you think about? What do you think about Jason Whitten? Kind of too cool of a name.

Too cool of a guy. Witten and Shockey kind of same, same vibe. Whitten not is like, not as alt, but like same, same guy twice. Hey,

Matt Spath. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I got the final boss. Chris Cooley. 47.

Give me a Cooley jersey. What were his last words? Oh, Komet. Barry me. Barry me in a coolie jersey. It was the last thing he said before he passed away. That's really good, Tommy. That's a great, great observation, great email.

From Joey. Bring back the pink NFL swag in October. It's like where we're going with it. The last couple of weeks you've been talking about which school should have which jersey brown. What if instead of by school, it was by Comptus? and they all had the same brand. He says, SEC is Nike, Big Ten's Adidas, Big 12 is Under Armour,

Conference USA is champion, ACC is Jordan, American is New Era, Mac, Russell, Mountain West, Reebok. Let me know which ones you do change. Slam ass with a caramel apple pop as I'm getting yelled at for complaining about being cold in my way to youth football practice in the middle of October.

Oh. Except for it's 98 degrees. October. Yeah, American and New Era. That makes a lot of sense. What was champion? Conference USA. God, there's something about a champion, Jersey.

I love that. I would be CUSA all day. I miss that conference. Is that still a conference? Conferences they miss. No, sports podcast. I think so. CUSA.

New balance. New balance. New balance has got to go on there. Wait, who is new balance? Who did he have new balance with? He didn't have new balance on there. who is Reebok I know I could just probably look at my email

Mountain West conferences they miss man I was gonna say put new balance in for Mac but Russell's that's pretty Mac Russell's good too Russell's good too I love those low tier jersey companies man I really do

they're just they just know how to do it and they're just I don't know there's something about them they're not trying to get too like sexy with it they're just, they're just mesh. Looks like this.

Yeah, what it is? Right. It's because it's a fucky jersey. And that's what it speaks to you. And like it, it's just all, it's all those like low tier uniform makers,

those are all the ones you wear in practice. And the jersey you wear in practice feels, it's so much more comfortable than the game jersey. Like if you remember playing, you're like, man, like I can move better. Like I, like I can,

you know how dudes are starting to wear, loose sleeves and games now and everybody's like, it looks like shit. I'm like, dude, it's because it feels good. It's true. I remember the first time I put my arm up and shoulder pads in a game jersey on it. I was like, I can't reach like I can't in practice. I was like,

is anyone else going through? I can't catch a ball up here. Don't throw me a jump ball one on one because I'm not coming down with it. Because of the jersey. In practice, I'm like in a game, I'm like, this is when it counts and I can't move my arms up.

that's on you coach I don't know what do you want me to do that's a great point I always kind of felt yeah like then I look back at I always felt more

about attachment to my practice jersey I thought it felt better I thought it was cooler it was kind of like pissed to give it away to chick to wear on Friday night I was like I kind of want to be wearing that don't mess this up

yeah I went through a lot in that thing hey wearing our practice jerseys for JV football games I thought that was the coldest thing roll up to a school like 40 minutes away in your practice jersey like all right let's just do this speed them 42 to 7

get back on the bus in your practice jersey you know what that is that's just rolling the ball out there and playing that's just balling I don't care what I'm wearing and like everybody's practice jersey was all like their own swag you know you like you'd like cut them up you'd like lace them up they'd be like kind of crop tops I remember dude all the people that I played football with an school, all our practice jerseys were like 90s. I don't know if I think that we just wanted to wear as little like jersey as possible for some reason. But, uh, I thought they were way better than game jerseys. But that reminds me of the Russell starter Puma shit. Yeah. Now, I remember you had the back plate shown. Yeah. I was like, I don't want to, the baggy jerseys for what?

Totally. Uh, this is from, this is from a, this is from a, This is from Samantha. So I think we got a burpy girl in the house. I love you, burpy girl. Whoa. It says the subject is Austin, October 3rd. Boucher, Bouchet, Cheek. Chilch, yeah.

It says first time emailer, long-term socials follow. O-G-F boy bitch. Saul Benny is Austin Shoth, his childhood gal-gau-pouple. went in town for ACL Music Fest. Gave the lonely merch, Chucks, who's buying in this as I walked by? Low-key, high-key, registered them as related to Benny.

Yep, mom and aunt sat down beside us right before the light it's dimmed. Had a quick exchange, during which I asked about Joey and Miss Amy gently confirmed that Benny pretty much only made fun of Joey back in the day with clubhouse undertones of missing the minute. My night was made before anyone even spoken to a mic. Slop my ass with a wad of hair.

Benny pulled out of his childhood show drain while Bobby P while Bobby Bauer bombs 72 in the Bourbon Bowl. P.S. C. attached picks. B and I were twinning. Black and orange Texas jersey. The Bobby Boucher jersey.

I might have been the booze talking. Love you. But I felt we were equally embarrassed and proud. Yep. Embarrassed and proud. New motto. Put it on a shirt. Wow. The black.

The black. Water bullet joint? That's insane. I know. Can you, is it on your phone? Yeah, sorry, sorry. That's got to be seen by the peeps. Insane. Insane. Insane.

What? Who's making that? On another episode of who's making that. Hold on now. So your mom and your aunt were there. Miss Amy generally confirmed that Benny pretty much only made fun of Joey back a day. How does that mean? I don't know. You just ripping me to Amy? She might have been talking about

like on this pod. The only time I can think about me making funny was when I saw you in the hallway in high school. But I was just kind of like, yeah. I wasn't really making funny. All right.

I'm just talking to Samantha. Let's go. Let's go. from our pal Watson. Jeff Garcia to Andre Davis for 99 yards. Says he wanted to throw out a merch idea. These guys jersey could be any sport, even a practice penny, thinking it has

clubhouse on the back and I'm assuming green bay colors, but y'all choose. I'll chip in to make it happen because who's not buying this? As always, love you all. And run my ass down like Daryl Green. Daryl Green loose sleeves. Started it. Um,

dude, a clubhouse jersey would be sick. I've been thinking about merch for this podcast and I'm like, a shirt that says clubhouse on it? I just wouldn't know. Jersey's very, a jersey that says clubhouse on the back.

It would just take a lot to get that right. But I'm down. And they charge for the both sides. That's insider nerd shit that you don't got to worry about. Anyways, not your problem. what would say on the front?

Is these guys exclamation point? Bro, I don't even know. Yeah, maybe right here. Maybe not, though. Maybe just a number. Number on the front, the back, some stripes on the sleeves and just clubhouse last name. I'd be so cool with that. So the focal point of the jersey is just that right here.

Oh, you know, it doesn't have to be y'all. What number, 47? 86 just the most like, huh? 47's pretty clubhousey dude

whatever's giving you tape finger whatever Chris Cooley was 47 hey hey you know that's hybrid

it's like is he a big running back is he fast linebacker is he is he an insane

defensive lineman is he what is he? what is he you know tied in what is he it's perfect the guts dude

it's the heart and soul of your team number 47 totally yeah we have we still do that we still have hats and yeah crew necks and shit I like them so if people are

interested in that I need I actually need to get another one crew neck out with the little these guys right here come on a black one, come on. He's not buying this. Merry Christmas. Man, it's here. I mean, I'm still going, but just really good stuff here so far.

Let's go to Mark. I don't think I've seen this name pop up. What's something you guys were not? Well, first he says, Jay Novichick is subject. What's something you guys are not allowed to do or something you guys were not allowed to watch, but your boys were allowed to do? Slop my ass with a car.

would roll after the wrapping paper runs out while I use it in the mirror acting like Gary Sheffield. Every time I hold anything, I do that thing. No one, guys holding stuff. I'll pull that up on YouTube. Like, honestly, every like three months, Gary Sheffield at the plate, I'm like, how does he do it again? I just got to see it. Yeah, dude.

When he would whip that thing through and get a hold of it. Top 10 plays. How many times did Gary? Sheffield on top 10 plays. That's what I want to see. How many times dudes were on top 10 plays? Like, who had the most? You know Kobe was on there a lot.

But I swear I saw Gary Sheffield on top 10 plays every day on SportsCenter in the summer. Sheffield. I'm like, dude. Every time, I was like, yo, this is so sick. I know exactly what's going to happen, but I got to see him crank this thing. Yeah. Sheffield was a big, he'd be wagging it and there'd just be silence on the highlight. Sheffield, you know it's coming.

Jack. Did they call him anything? He's drinking for one. I don't remember. I just remember when he was on the Yanke, when he joined the Yankees, it was like. Right. I'm like, how many, can I just get everybody? How does this, how does this work?

He's on there too? When a Sheffield. A-Rod and Sheffield? Huh? And jeeter? What are we? And they lose? Yeah.

I never made attention to me. Bloody sock? Oh, put it in a wine bottle. Smack my ass. Smack my ass. Push me off the top of a baseball stadium. Yeah,

we didn't even get to the question yet. All right. Ball bark. Push me off the top of a ball bark. Ball bark. That's something that you guys are not allowed to do or something you guys are not allowed to watch. But your boys are up.

loud to. Everything. Literally, anything I can think of, I wasn't allowed to watch. I wasn't allowed to watch a Simpsons when my dad was home. That was only when dad was gone show we could watch. We heard the garage door. We're like, all right, change the channel. South Park for sure couldn't watch.

South Park was one of those. I was like, if you had it, if your eyeballs were on it, you were, holy shit. I'm getting away with something here. Yeah, I felt bad. I was like, God, dang. The fact that it's on TV. A buddy of mine with like two older brothers would be like having a South Park watch party.

I'd be like, the fuck? He'd come to school in a South Park sure. You'd be like, wow. Hey? Poor kid. Kind of smells like smoke. Hey, big screen TV though.

How'd you pull it off? Had you pull it off? Hey, hey. His room was a. the basement. His room was the basement. That is a flex. He's like poor, but like his room's in the basement. So like it's kind of dope. It's not the room in the basement. The basement is just his room. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like my bed's down here. Huh? There's a door in the basement too. I'm like you can just go to your backyard from here. Can I spend the night? Smell like poor kid for the next two weeks.

kind of dang. Basement flooded doesn't, like this carpet, your socks are wet the whole time you're wet, you're like,

whatever though. He's got a big screen TV we're watching South Park tonight, bro. We're watching South Park and then WWE's on after. Oh, there it is.

That's the one. Good call. Could not watch WWE. Hell no. Hell no. Even if, dude, that was porn.

The girls on WD. I was like, they're the hottest, what? And I was, I was watching I know you didn't watch it because I'll just fill you in. The Vince McMahon documentary on Netflix.

He was funny. Pretty. It was pretty insane and he's got some pretty rough allegations against him right now. But did some pretty bad shit. But the documentary like, yeah, he was, he was entertaining on the WWE, right? But like, dude, not only with those chicks so hot and just like had their tits out, but like they would be like making out like tongue making out. with them on the show, like grabbing their tits and shit, you're like, no wonder I can't

watch this. Keaton, how are you watching this, dude? What? It was amazing. I'd come to school. Everyone would be talking about WWE. Do you watch Royal Rumble? No. You mean really the shit is really? It's really, like, I used to be like, I think because I just

can never watch it, so I never got into it. But I have tons of friends, tons of guys who love it. You know, now it's like a really big part of everybody's culture. But I, a couple my best buds, like,

they're really into it. And they're like, dude, just please, let's watch, let's watch, what's the fucking big one? The,

the, the, let's watch WrestleMania, bro, watch it with us. I'm like, all right, fine.

Like, I was thoroughly entertained, man. I watched both nights. I was like, okay, I get it. Like,

it was funny, man, like, the way they're like, the way they buy into it, and everybody knows that it's, like, scripted and not real,

but like, the, how much they go for it it is very funny I always wanted to watch so bad I was always so jealous I would get into it hardcore if I think if I was allowed to watch Cage match

you get sucked into the storylines and then like the yeah the announcers like what's you you know yeah the announcers are hilarious just screaming Paul how what's his name is a Hyman Heyman Hyman Hyman

it's Paul Hyman his reactions all time that's sports podcast knows that and it's very meme worthy I think that's part of like like wrestling in WWE and everything

is like continuing to just like explode is because everything it does is just like tailor made for memes and gifts and just for people to go viral on the internet like it's really genius stuff I love the announcement anyways oh my God

just the Hornets Charlotte Hornets announcer. Literally, I love that guy. I'm like, this guy can't be serious. You know what I'm talking about, right? Oh, fuck. Who is that guy?

He started doing football games. Oh, I think he went, I think he went viral for a play. It was Maryland, USC. This past weekend. Something. Oh, my God, a horrible decision.

It's a, yeah. he said like, disaster! Bros. Commentating on the wrong sport, but I love him. I got to pull it up because of my buddy's the one to WWE.

Disaster! He said so many things in a row. Why would he do that? I was like, oh my God. Why would he do that, actually? He's right. Hold on. Let's see.

Oh, this. Real quick, did you see this, dude? He just went viral over the weekend. Texas, Georgia game? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That shit is hilarious, real. Rich kid.

My sister, Maddie's, like, she could not believe it was real. She's like, somebody shrunk his face. I was like, they probably did. I don't know, but it's hilarious. No, that's frat hair. His frat hair. Yeah, but his, uh,

his face was so small. You know how some people, like, they shrink it? Dude, turn it up. We're not going to get caught. I can't hear it. Disaster. My goodness. You can't hear it?

No, damn it. Disaster! What a bad idea! Just play that. Play that. Every time I... Oh, so good. All right, from...

Allivander. Says the Jake Plummer Bootleg. Good morning, gentlemen. Did you guys ever TP anyone's house back in the day? Well, one time I did with... my friend when there was a little get-together at a girl's house who lived by an orchard. While we were teeping, the girl who lived there just abruptly came outside to take one of the girls home for no reason at all, then saw our truck parked by the orchard.

One of them opened up the truck, which was unlocked for some reason, and grabbed my friend's phone that he left inside the truck for absolutely no reason at all. A lot of absolutely no reasons happening here. So of course, we got caught and had to clean everything up and leave very, very annoyed. It was almost as bad as Stevie Johnson's drop touchdown in Buffalo and overtime against the Steelers years ago. Love to hear any experiences from you. Slep my ass and take my elementary yearbook

picture right after recess so my face is all sweaty and my hair is all muffed. Stevie Johnson, low-key coldest receiver. I just can't stop thinking about the disaster clip. Every time I eat a donut.

Very memeable. Very meavable. No, never TP. That was another thing of my friends were seemingly allowed to do that I was terrified to do

because I thought that my life wouldn't if I did. Why do I think I was going to go to jail every time? I egged a house one time

because I was like let's just do it. It was the most like I guess we got to just do this to complete our high school careers. Me and

two of my friends didn't even want to egg a house. We just did. Got out. Check it off the list. Had six eggs. actually we bought all these eggs at Walmart at like 2 a.m.

And the person checking us out was like and we were like one of my homes we're making some brownies. 2 a.m. Actually that would be a thing I would do though. Got out of the car through the egg at the window of the house. Thought we broke it. Got in the car went home. One egg. One egg.

I was like I think you, It was just like the yoke, but I was like, you broke that window. Like the way, the way that you like hit it right now, I was like, you broke the window. I was like, was that a hard boiled egg? Did they slip a hard boiled egg in there? I was so concerned, dude. Such a bitch. I almost went to the house and was like, I'm really sorry.

Can we like replace your window? It's so true. Thought we broke it. Oh. Let me clean that out. Never clean that up. Never did it. Never TPEed.

Barely ever dinged. I didn't do any of that shit, man. And my parents had me scared. trade, bro. It's not, I didn't want to mess with it. I T-Ped, but I was like, God, it's such a waste of toilet paper. That's what I was thinking. I was like, I don't know. This is a pretty good toilet paper. Like, we're going to TP. Can we use like some like gas station bathroom toilet paper, you know? Like, this is like Charmin like double. Yeah. Double apply. It's insane too that like, that's just, that's all by the wayside, man. That's never like Frank and Mira and everybody.

everybody has a ring. Everybody's got a camera. Everybody has motion-censored lights. Everybody has a motion-censored camera out front. I mean, you're not doing that and getting away with it. About time, too. Because when we were, like, doing that kind of stuff in high school, which wasn't a lot, I was like, they have to have cameras, right?

Like, how does every house not have cameras? I think because back in that time, you had to have, like, some bank, chase bank security cameras. And it was like, oh, you're a rich kid if you did. Now it's like, yeah, I didn't get a ring attached for like 60 bucks or whatever and just attaches to your internet. Okay, everybody's got one. Cool, problem solved. Easy.

A ding-dong ditch felt good. This is from Austin. Just kidding to ignore the subject. Fine. Austin's subject, Bapa John Bates up. Yeah, I think I caught you saying Bitsberg earlier. I'm just saying. Well, I've been.

in because I did a cowherd yesterday. And if you ever noticed that cowherd when he says Pittsburgh, he puts such an emphasis. He doesn't say Pittsburgh. He says, Pittsburgh. Every word. That's in my head.

Yeah. Always. Austin, Papa John beats up. Love the pod and can't wait to come to see one of your standup shows when you're back in Ohio. Thanks. Well,

it's been your favorite onstage moment in your stand-up careers. Also, it's been your least favorite. favorite. Have you ever bombed or had an unruly heckler in the crowd? P.S. Joey, how bricked up were you when the Sunday night football intro music came on for the Steelers game? All my best with a slap to the ass, Austin. Love that guy. Love that guy. Uh, I was, yeah, I mean, none. I don't, I try not to watch any of the pregame shit when the Steelers play on prime time, just because it's all so annoying and just drives me nuts and I can't do it anymore. So I kind of just like, I time it out to be like, I'm just

coming on right as we're about to kick this thing off. So yeah, whatever. You go first. You've been at it longer than I have and have more experiences to pull from. Straight dad mode with the Steelers pregame show. You're like, no. Favorite time on stage? I actually clipped it and it's when I was in Portland and I was doing the bit where it's like,

you say an NFL player and your boys say what college you went to at the game. We play all the time. And the crap, like, it was the first time I did it. And I was like, I don't know how this is going to work. It was probably because it was the first time I did it. So it's just a special moment to me. And I just said it. Like, just a bunch of homies in the back.

We're just like, Minnesota. I just pulled out like Eric Decker out of nowhere. I don't know. That was a good moment. Because I didn't think it would work. And I thought about it in my head. And I was like, maybe it will. Maybe somebody in the crowd knows where Eric Decker went to college.

and then yeah somehow some way the homies had my back so Portland love you remember it for yeah that did well that did really well

yeah it is always fun when you try something out and you're like I don't know it's a best it's a man house it's a best also runs the rush to go the other way which is all good which happens 95%

the time. Yeah, being on stage in Columbus, I did the I had one of those like burps that I get on the show where I it's like coming through the throw and I was like and I just said

I think I kind of just said it was like a throwaway and I I was like, I don't know you. And then a handful of people in the crowd are like I would start crying. I would start crying if that happened. That's crazy. It was really cool.

Just wait until we go on tour with this pod. Gonna have a lot of that. A lot of burps, babe. A lot of burps. All right. What about your least favorite? Too many. I don't know if one...

Oh, one time I did a whole entire... Like it wasn't even a comedy club. It was just like it looked like almost a cafeteria. All Mexican people out here in L.A. Like four years ago. I was just like, all right, whatever. Let's go. I think I bombed for 12 minutes straight.

Bad. Got off early. Like, I got to get out of here. Like sweat. Bad. Like looking at them like, did that, like, in my head, like, do they even, can they understand English? Like thinking about, you ever bombed so bad? You're like, you're like thinking about other stuff like while you're on stage.

I'm like, I wonder if my house is getting robbed right now. Like I was like, dude, it was just my brain was going everywhere. And, uh, you have to start, you have to start thinking about that while the words of your set are just coming out of your mouth because you're like, I just, I just, I have to do it, not to do it. Got to finish. Couldn't even drive home after. you ever bombed so hard you forget how to drive. Halfway, halfway home turned my lights on.

I was like, I got to go to bed. Yeah, because it's like, I think what people who haven't done stand up or who like, it's not like what they do. Like for me,

it's like, I think I've talked about this before where Riley is like, if you hate it so much, why do you do it? And it's like, well, it's just like the nature of the existence of like, you want to do it because there's nothing like the high of like have been a good show

and have people feeling what you're doing and like having them laugh there's nothing like that but then also like you literally question your life like the word I question like the worth of my life and the worth of myself if I go up there for like 10 minutes and bomb oh my god yeah it's it's so good or so bad but most of the time so bad yeah it's just tough yeah there's no there's no like there's no just like yeah he just went up there just did a job and wanted to say it's either like okay that was good and people were feeling it and it was fun

or I hate myself and like I this is horrible but I went back to that Mexican the weird place with all the Mexican people and like a couple months later and I did really well so I was like all right so there's the high and the low so that's what like keeps you gone

type shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. All right. Let's do one more. From Ryan.

I don't think I've seen his name before on here. We've had Ryan's, but obviously I don't say the last name. So subject line, job at best. Fellas. Been a long time listener. Only thing I could wish for is that the pod's been out longer.

Being a diehard Steelers fan and a diehard who's buying this fan I must say this too goes harder than 2008 AI and mellow

with the powder blue Nuggets jerseys. Silky. Silky. Not mesh. Literally so silky. Why are, yeah.

Bring back silky jerseys. Yeah. They were like one of the like seven teams that had like the shiny shimmer uniforms while teams like the bowls and stuff

had like mesh. I don't know. you can see it on TV a little bit. Kind of like Iverson's, Iverson, blue, Philly. Silky. It says he has two questions. One for Joey, one for Benny Boy. Joey, very curious to know your thoughts

on the Steelers' current QBee situation. Been a huge fan of JF2 ever since he signed up and it feels like Tomlin is making a huge mistake switching it up. Well, Ryan, lucky for you. Run it back, dude. You won't. Give me three. Three hot minutes.

Lucky for you. I already answered that. Not to say I'm not a fan of Justin Fields. I just don't understand. where everybody seems to be like, yeah, we'll give him eight ears to make this try to work when everybody else gets like four games, whether or before they're like, bust. Don't get it. We saw what happened on Sunday night.

I think that Russell should continue to play. And, you know, roll with that. So you heard what I said at the beginning. I had the mall at our minutes. And there you have it, man. Question for Ben. Out of all the who's buying this items, what is the absolute worst of them all? Smack my ass with a blue raspberry ring pop.

So good. Makes your mouth blue for two years. Mouse still blue. The worst one. There was like a ranch cream that I guess people put on salads. It's not dressing. It's like ranch cream. It was so bad.

Like for real gagged. Almost threw up. I got, I've been. close to throwing up a couple of times, but that one got me. It's just called ranch cream. I think it's like a big thing like in other countries maybe.

But I saw it when I was in Meyer. Ranch cream. Fine this. Tried it. It tasted nothing like ranch. It was like whole. Rose. It was really gross.

I forget what I tried it on. Probably something even more disgusting. So it didn't help. But that one was bad. Anything ranch always gets me. Ranch ice cream like was pretty bad too. Honestly, even though it was ice cream. Ranch cotton candy the other day. I don't know. I have a thing with ranch because I got it all over my school shirt in high school and like I just can't eat ranch anymore. Ruin, ruin ranch forever for me. Ranch packet on the school shirt, try to wash it off in the bathroom. Nope. You just reek for the rest of the day. Like I'd wash it at home and wear it the next week,

still smelled like ranch. What? Still? What food diet? Was there a salad? Or what, where did the ranch come from? You know how people always had like chicken poppers?

Spicy chicken, like little pot. They'd always put ranch on them. And like something happened. And like somebody probably like just like, or like all over me. And I was like, all right, whatever.

But it was so much. I was like, oh, ranch. So thick. I was like, I could paint a, a wall with this. Yeah.

So everything range is kind of going to hurt a little bit. That's fair. All right. These guys atchymud.com. That com. Cool. Yeah.

Right, right. Good show. Good show. Good show. Next week. Hey, Halloween episode. Then Thanksgiving's over, pretty much. Thanks for letting me have the Muldard

minutes come back. again if you want to talk about it be and me we'll have a friendly discussion if you want whatever but just you heard how I felt okay you heard how I felt I think I laid out some pretty good reason and logic there but right doesn't need to be yeah I think it's just what you think it can be completely wrong your minute that's just your minute it's your time to be mad about even if it doesn't make sense just go off dude let it fly you know I like that I like that it's your it's your safe space type. Go get tickets to see Benny.

Holiday season is upon us. Already saw two Old Navy Christmas commercials. Got a big show next week. Hell yeah. Going to be awesome. Subscribe on YouTube, please. I think I saw... We're getting up there.

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