THESE GUYS! - he's like street smart

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

on this ep the burpy boys try to remember all the SB MVP’s (not a sports podcast)⭐️ 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 / 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝗽𝗹𝘀!📺 𝗪����𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦Chicago, IL - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/Rosemont, IL - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100Pottstown, PA - March 8 https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/benedictpolizzi/Rochester, NY May (linky soon)

He's like street smart. Oh, so he walks to school because he lives close. He's like street smart. Okay, you saw him smoke a cigarette one time at the Mayfest? He's like street smart. Has one public school friend. Not bad for a fat guy. TG 120.

120. TG 120. TG 120. TG 120. TG 120. No sports podcast. No sports podcast. It's Super Bowl week, but it's not a sports podcast.

Nah, we would never talk about that. Don't know why that matters. Why don't you push some ticks? Why don't you push some ticks? A Chicago. Chicago heading goal to my show, February 12th, Chicago, Zanies. Then Rosemont, the next day. Pretty close to Chicago as well.

It's like 30 minutes away. Get your tickies. Benny Politsy.com. Then we got Potson, Pennsylvania coming up. March 8th. We got Rochester, New York, May 5th. We got shows. We're pushing tickies.

Hey, remember to send this pod on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, just to one of the homies, you know? One of the JV boys. One of the guys you would just do updowns with on Saturday mornings after you lost on Friday night. Send it to him, get him to subscribe, write a rating, or give us a rating, give us a review so we can, you know, join the clubhouse a little bit. You know what's cool is that each and every week

more and more emails keep piling in from different people. Bro, I see them. I don't recognize. I see him throughout the week. And I'm like, dude, it takes everything in me not to read them right then and there. So I know, we know that the clubhouse is continuing to grow and we're continuing to seep into the mind.

of people out there because I keep seeing new names. I keep seeing more emails. People are getting involved with the show. Sure. All right. So yeah, like Ben said, do all that. We really appreciate it for reasons to, you know, help us keep doing the show.

You know what I mean? But also on my end, a couple things. Head to New Orleans, heading down to Nola for the Super Bowl here. I'm going to be down there Wednesday through Thursday. So just a little quick business trip, gentlemen, like BP said last week. Business trick, men. Going to be running around everywhere down there,

media center, radio row, you know, bars, restaurants, doing a show, hopping on Rachel Benetta's show on Wednesday night down there. So I'm pumped about that. So if you're down in New Orleans, give me a shout, hit me up. Hopefully I see you down there.

But then also for my homies over at Kendra Scott that teamed up with, Omaha and Kendra Sky. Got a little campaign going on for Valentine's Day. You may have seen it yesterday. How good did you look? How good did you look? Can we talk about that?

Holy shit. Go to Kendra Scott, boys. Kendrascott.com. Use my code Joey and get your lady something nice. Get a burpee girl something nice for Valentine's Day. 20% off you use Joey. Or for the indie folks, you can go in store as well.

So you hit the brick and mortar. And then you can tell them, I just want to say this because I want to wanted to be like sports talk radio guy. You could tell him Joey Sintchia. Joey Sintchia. Joey Sintja. I've always wanted to do that too.

Deep down every guy, every guy, no matter what. What are your last words? Last words before he died. What do he say? Joey Sintchia. Dead. Yeah, so that's my pitch at the beginning of the show. Now we can get in.

Get into the good stuff. Get into the meat potatoes. He's a meat potatoes kind of guy. Boots on ground. breaking water meats and potatoes. Boots on ground. Boots on ground, dude. When people say boots on ground,

I'm like, God, I don't know what you're talking about, but I know exactly what you're talking about. Just the most unnecessary times it's being used as well. Can we get boots on ground? Like some sales manager guy in a boardroom. I can just see it already. Not even a sales manager guy. Just like your guy that you're kind of friends with

who's trying to get people out together. on a Friday night in college. Hey, so we going, where are we heading to? Are we going to the bucket or brothers? Yeah, I think we got boots on ground on brothers. So they're saying it's pretty tight. It's pretty fat. Like it's a mission, dude.

We're four deep at brothers right now. They need backup. They need backup. Send them in. Boys, send them in. We got ambush through the side in the back. Your homies at the back door letting people in. It's always so embarrassing.

walking into a crowded place. Dude, walking into a restaurant when you're, when you're like people you know are there. And they're like looking at the door like every like 13 seconds

because there's more people to the group that they're gonna, that are gonna show up. And they're like, just checking the door. And then you walk in and you have no idea. Hey, how about when you're like,

how about when you're clearly the person that they're not excited to see? They're not mad that it's you, but like they see you and it's not the person that kept peeking over their shoulder for? Is that, is that Jesse? Oh my God, it's

Colton, Colton's here. You can just, you can just tell. Colton, bro. All right, hey, over here. Then right when he sits down, when's Jesse coming? Hey, do you get, yeah, yeah, was you guys come? Oh, he's parking. He's parking. Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw him when I was leaving the parking garage show there's like, oh, good, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Wow, yeah. I'm just chopped liver then. Fuck. Then you're trying to like, make up for it the whole time at the dinner. You're just like asking Colton questions because you feel bad for him. It's not even really dinner. Like it is that instance or at a bar, but it really is if you go to a house party, man, that that is all time.

Like you got to really just sack up, put on put out your big barrel chest and just walk through the front door and take it. Because hardly ever are you walking into a place and then everybody turns into like, hey! Like you got to savor those moments when that happens because most of the time, most of the time you're walking into one of those places. It could be a house party. It could be a dinner party. It could be an engagement party. You're walking through there. People looking at you like you have eight dicks on your face. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're talking about into a house or to a restaurant like a public place.

Oh, a house is rough. Dude, you got to show you got to have a prop. You got to have a person or a prop to deflect a whole case of beer. It's just anything but you. A hat. It's like when it was in what is in college or high school, it wasn't as bad because people were, you know, people were so preoccupied with what they're doing. so much shit was going on. But now at this point in my life, this point in our life where we are, where I'm sure a lot of the clubhouses, it's mostly like kids' birthday parties, engagement parties. A dinner party get together where you're, you know, your guy is inviting three of his homies and they're a girl, but then, and then your buddy's, a girl has like two of her best friends. So it's just a mix. And you walk in there and it's always, it's without fail. It's never the

people who you were invited by. It's always the people who have no idea who you are. And it's really weird. Oh, okay, okay. So you're, you grew up with, with Anne and John. Okay. No idea. Yeah. Yeah, norm forever. So it's, um, doing the rock back. Oh, so you work together? Oh, okay. Must be a handful of working with that guy. Doing this when you're talking to him. Right. Where's your bathroom? Already.

Already going to escape. Both simultaneously. Yeah, hit the bathroom. I love going to those things. I love going to those things in the winter because you always have an out. When you enter somewhere in the winter, you have it out because it's, I'm going to go put my code away. Where do you want me to put this? Yeah, where are you put?

Okay. Yeah, yeah, good. You put in the code away. gets you out of it, right? You walk into someplace when it's spring, summer, nice weather. What's your out? What's your out?

Got to get my charger. That's always not a bad one. My charger's in my car. Goes home. Well, I thought Ben was here. Didn't I just see it? Charging his phone or something. He said he forgot his charger, but.

Had to get gas when they text you. Yeah, I had to buy a charger from Speedway. Just always shit. You need like a snickers? No, please say no. Yeah, could you actually grab two bags of ice and three kinds of Zen? Jesus Christ, dude, I wasn't serious. I actually like it when people, when you're like, like, when I ask you and I'm like coming

to your house to do a podcast, I'm like, you want anything and you respond yes. I'm like, let's go, dude, we're having a party. Like when you say no, I'm good, I'm like, oh, fuck, good. Vibes are off, dude. Dude, nothing beats. I don't know if I've talked about this before on here. Nothing beats when I was on the way to your house one time and you were like, dog. dude can you pick up some fruit snacks for frank and i was like wait for real like i was so

hyped dude i wanted to be like the cool uncle coming in like with dude i didn't tell you about like seven boxes of gushers yeah dude that's uh and i ate them all in the way to your house it was one of those where it was just a really tough situation frank was having a meltdown dude i'm the guy i am the guy mirror mirror was probably screaming too it's like hey you don't and that's situation as a parent. Now you're getting to be football analyst. It's like in this situation, you got man to man, you don't want to leave him hanging. You think you have help over the top, you know, you don't want to leave your wife. Frankie Island. Two screaming kids. And so I'm like, hey, you know what? This is where I'm going to call in the nickel corner here and it's Ben.

And he's going to come bring that help, you know, back off of the zone blitz. He's going to drop into coverage and help us out with the fruit snacks here. Hit up Ben on his way. He's like, yeah, I got you. No worries. So then he shows up, has the fruit snacks for Frank. Frank gets the fruit snacks. He's all happy, hunky dory, and we're all good. I was just like, I hope I don't get the wrong ones because nothing's worse than that when you're a kid. You're like expecting one thing. You get it, but it's not exactly it. Like, God, he got the berry fruits tonight. He doesn't like berry. Fuck. He likes tropical. Luckily, he's at the age where we're hanging on. He's at the age where it just doesn't matter.

As long as it's fruit snacks, it's gummy and colorful and he's good. He hasn't gotten that particular yet. What's he know about those Scooby-Doo? What's he know about those? Do you know about those? Yeah, the Blue Scooby. I haven't. And those change anyways. They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not what they used to be, you know?

They're not what they used to be. You're so right about that. But, uh, yeah. Gushers packages. So different now. They used to, you know what I mean? They used to be like, they used to be paper. I was like, oh, like I feel like I got this in the mail.

Like you could have like an address on it. You know what I mean? Did USPS send me these gushers? Now it's a normal package. And I'm like, this is bolt. This isn't, it's just,

yeah, it's not what I don't know how to explain it. There's not as special. The feeling in your hand when you had that paper, cardboard ass gusher, the sound that it made when you ripped it apart. Like there could have been two in there. And I would have been like special surprise.

It's like there, it's like there should be bubble wrap in there almost in the gusers packet. Oh. The new one. I'm like, yeah, it's cheap. It's the same shit. Yeah, it's not, it's got no, it's got no, it's got no, uh, uniqueness. Did they get smaller?

Did it get, everything got smaller? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Um, I was thinking about it last year before the Super Bowl, we went back a long ways when we were doing what channel the game was on. Mm. This is, I mean, this is it, bro. It's Fox.

This is Fox. Dude, this is something. amazing. I'm so much more excited. Fox in New Orleans. Love the color scheme of the logo. It's a little, it's a little party. They really got the New Orleans captured in there with the colors and the design in there and the letters. It is. It's the most they've done since like, what was the last fun Super Bowl logo? Was it Steelers Seahawks with the pylon? No, it was it was Colts Saints in Miami. it was getting lame though. I bet it was fun. But it was the last unique one, individual one.

But pop that up. They at least started coming back away from, from Super Bowl 45 until, what's up? Super Bowl 45 to Super Bowl like 54. I'm pretty sure it was just pretty standard silver letters with a Lombardi trophy. maybe the stadium that it's playing in right there behind it. That's it. Very new gushers package of them. Yeah.

Then when they got to the Super Bowl right before COVID, Chiefs Niners, Round 1 in Miami, that's when they started at least adding a little flavor. They kind of had a little Miami Vice, like teal and orange. I think a palm tree might have been in there a little bit. they started getting a little bit wild with that. And now they've gone to the point where instead of just the silver letters, they've colored them in.

You have the big conspiracy that goes around every year. It's like, oh, it's orange and red and these are the team, orange and blue. The team's already going to be playing in the Super Bowl. Yeah. But at least they got some flair to them now instead of just the silver letters. And I think it's all going to, I think next year is when we open the floodgates. Because it's 60.

I think we go back. We're throwing it all back. There's going to be like five more retro jerseys next year. I just think they're going to, I think they're going to go crazy on the logo. God, it's so much fun. Like, what do we come on. I know.

I hate how much, like, the Steelers lost that Super Bowl on your hat there, Super Bowl 30 to the... It does give me a bad, like, I feel bad. The logo is so sick. Triple X. I mean, come on. Bill Cower after the game holding his daughter.

No, sports. about it every year. Talk about every day. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Me watching NFL Network 12 years old crying in my living room. Just putting off four

questions I had for science homework. But last year we did that we went all the way back name as far as we could go. I say this year we do Super Bowl MVP's. Oh man. Okay. They're always, there's a so, it's, you can never,

they're always so wild sometimes. All right. Last year. Mahomes. Yeah. Okay. Not wild at all. What about the year before that? Year before that. Hold on. We got to name the Super Bowls, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pull up the list and then you can help fill in the blanks here. Okay, okay. I know you're set you, dude. You're ready, dog. I like it. I like this a lot. Chiefs Niners, round two in Vegas, Mahomes. Chiefs Eagles, round one in Arizona, Mahomes. Chiefs Eagles round one in Arizona, Mahomes. What was before that?

Bingles, Rams in LA. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Was it Aaron Donald? Damn it. This is so, dude, the people listen to the clubhouse is just, all right, all right. Let's keep going. Hey, I didn't, I don't know if I liked that Super Bowl. It was weird.

I was like, is this just a normal game? It didn't have Super Bowl feel. It's too bright. Too bright. Thank you, God, man. Hey, this year, where is it, though? It's a new, okay.

New Orleans, dude, it's gonna be, oh, this is Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Fox. New Orleans.

New Orleans. New Orleans. So Super Bowl, dude. So Super Bowl, so Super Bowl. So SB. All right.

So Bingles, Bingles Rams. Yeah. That was 22. So then 21 was Bucks Chiefs in Tampa. You have to check me on this because it could be anybody, but I'm just going to go pretty chalk here.

Tom Brady. What Super Bowl is that? Super Bowl 50 let's see this is this is 59 this was three years that was 56 Super Bowl 56 56 if you just look up

Super Bowl MVP's the entire list will be on there Tom Brady on Wikipedia Tom Brady that was 55 though okay 55 in Tampa the year before that that was the code right before COVID that's Kansas City San Francisco round one in Miami

that is Patrick Mahomes This one's going to be tough. 2019 Rams, probably the worst Super Bowl ever. Rams Patriots in Atlanta. Patriots win 13 to 3. Brady hits Gronk with like 220 to go on a go route that they hit to like the two-yard line. You said this is the worst Super Bowl?

Yeah. It was so I forgot about it. 13 to 3 is brutal. Like that was the biggest play of the game and it wasn't even a touchdown. It was just Brady ball to lob ball to grog. God, this is good. 13 to 3 in this. Dude, where was this played?

Atlanta. Ew, I kind of don't like Atlanta Super Bowls, man. I don't know. I'm just going to go Brady. Julian Edelman. Oh, fuck Big beard Edelman

So jacked out of his mind Titus jersey of all time Most athletic guy on the field I should have known 13 to 3 Yeah Brady's not put it up enough For numbers Edelman probably went what

Like 11 for 122 And a touchdown 10 passes Caught 10 for 141 Not a sports podcast We don't talk about sports Let's go Let's keep going

Skron, give me the Super Bowl matchup Super Bowl 52, Super Bowl 52, Eagles Patriots Oh, Eagles, Pat's, that's Nick Foles Yep 51, Pats, Falcons, James White

Tom Brady Fuck, I thought they were going to give that to it. That sucks. That was the comeback one? That was the comeback one. I should have known I got too cute on that. Super Bowl 50, Broncos over Panthers, Vaughn Miller, 49. Never forget the cowboy hat.

Von Miller was the best playing in the NFL that whole year. Does anybody? Holy smokes. Talk about unblockable. Super Bowl 49, Seattle, New England, New England over Seattle there. Oh, this is going to be, is it Brady again? I mean, that's just. Yeah.

Brady, 48, Seattle over Denver, Malcolm Smith. So weird. Shut up. When a defensive guy does anything in the Super Bowl, I know. Give them everything in the world. It's a big, like, chance for you to, like a dude on defense to actually get in the spotlight for a little bit.

Okay, Super Bowl 47. Here we go, 47 blackout game in New Orleans. Last one in New Orleans. Baltimore over San Francisco, Jacoby Jones. Joe Flacco. No. way. Maybe I'm wrong, but. Did they really give it to Flack? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude,

Jacobi Jones. I know, I know, I know. A kickoff return and a bomb for a touchdown. How are they not giving that to Jacoby Jones? Because it's so easy to give it to a quarterback. If anybody does anything out of the realm, punt return, kick return. A kick returns. Insane, dude. It wasn't there a Super Bowl where it went back to back? kick returns giants and giants and ravens remember that someone returned a kick and then they returned the other like just oh my god that was the only score the giants had yeah everybody yeah one of the giants to win that 46 giants over pads Eli Manning 45 Packers over Steelers

Aaron Rogers 44 Saints over Colts Drew Breeze right Drew Briggs no no no no oh yeah it was but I thought it was a home home boy that returned the what are you say Tracy Porter? Yeah. 43. Do you know who is in that Super Bowl? Cardinals, Santonio Holmes. Can't believe you remembered that. Antonio Holmes. How'd you remember that?

42. So random. Tatted on your arm. What's 41? Can't believe you knew who is in that Super Bowl. Colts. Insane. Colts over Bears. Peyton Manning.

Probably should have been Dominic Rhodes. Oh. Dominic Rose so nasty. Dominic Rhodes. Put some respect on Dominic Rhodes. Sick face mask. Steelers over Seahawks, Heinz Ward.

Again, can't believe I know it. How the hell did you know that? How did you know that? 39. 39. Pats over Eagles. You're not going to get this right. Dion Branch.

Dead on, dude. Dion Branch, the guy I always forget about. Every time I see Dionne Branche, ranch, I get chills. Super Bowl 38. Remember he signed with the Colts for a little bit? Yeah, it made me mad. Even more mad.

Yeah, that's, uh, that's Pats over Panthers. I'm going to say Brady. Yeah. Brady when he did this after. Yeah. 37. So, so, so funny, dude. 37 is just every defensive player's dream.

Oh, yeah, 37. Yeah, yeah, that's a bucks over raiders. That's Dexter Jackson. It was crazy, man. Pop off, bro. Pop off, Dex. Tom Brady has won every Super Bowl MVP of all time. Was there one Super Bowl?

He didn't win it. Julian Edelman. God. Edelman. Edelman and Branch. But then, yeah, 36. Pats over Rams. I believe it's Brady.

Unless like Troy Brown got it on some weird two-way shit. Oh, my God. Troy Brown. Troy Brown, Troy, Troy, Troy, Dion, Branch. Same guy. Same guy? It was, it was, uh,

could be. It was Matt White. Just kidding. It was a brother. Did he play for the Patriots? Um, yeah, forever.

35, Ravens over. Matt White, dude, what a sick name. Who, Ravens over Giants? Who?

Ray Lewis? Yep vintage Ray Lewis scariest guy in the world Ray Lewis Super Bowl 34 here we go Super 34 bro

just the the peak of my life who you got Kurt Warner yep Super Bowl 33 sick logo who's the matchup

who won MVP uh the matchup was Broncos Falcons come on man I know you know this dude you always say it.

This one's. They gave it to John. Is John Elway? They gave it to John. Hell yeah, they did. You know it's a charity MVP. They couldn't wait. Oh, Super Bowl 32, dude.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, man. Besides, I'm on green. Can we just talk about Terrell Davis for a little bit? Oh, man. Where'd they find them? The running back. I was just like he just came out of nowhere.

Oh, he's the best running back ever. Oh, okay. And you just got him. He's got, okay. Yeah.

Hey, he was like, I think he was an undrafted free agent. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. He runs for 160 yards every game.

Oh, he's not even tired. Mm, he always has steam coming off his head. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh,

and he looks really badass. He's number 30. Now I want to be number 30. Okay. Now I want to change my number in the, middle of the season to number 30. Oh, he cuts the fingertips off his gloves. Oh,

gotcha. Oh, he has a nasal strip. Oh, okay. And you can just roll out of bed and squat 700 pounds. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes sense. Make sense. Come on, dude. Created player running back just shows up one day. Terrell, Dave. Come on, man.

White as teeth ever? Oh, all right. Makes sense. Make sense. Make sense. All right. Next one. I got it already. Oh, dude.

First Super Bowl of all time in my brain. Match up an MVP. Come on. Your man. Your man. Packers Patriots. Desmond Howard. Crazy.

A. on AstroTurf. Stuff just, it just hit different on AstroTurf. In New Orleans, Desmond Howard took a kickback. MVP. That was,

this was, is in New Orleans? Yeah. What a game, dude. That felt like home watching that. I was like, I'm home. 95 here. That would be Super Bowl 30.

Cowboys over Steelers in Arizona. And I think the MVP there is probably Larry Brown. Emmett Smith. Who the hell's Larry Brown? Is it Larry Brown? The dude that housed it off Neil O'Donnell. Neil O'Donnell. Oh, Donald, dude.

Yeah. That's probably as far back as I can goal. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Not a sports podcast, but wanted to re-up and try to challenge myself from last year when we did this matchup in the TV broadcast.

Huh? You missed like two, right? You did pretty good. You did really good. You missed the Julian Edelman one, and that's it. Gentlemen and Emmett Smith, maybe? Flacko

Ah, dude, that's such, that is nonsense. I know, I know, I really thought it was, I know, I was with you on that. How no Jacoby Jones, that's insane. Anyways, now there's no burby girls listening and it's not a sports podcast. No, the burby girls turned it up. There's no regular, uh, girls listening. That's true. They're all like, what the hell?

You literally just listen to those guys talk about, They talk about nothing. It's like it's stupid. Like I can just look at this on the internet if I want to. Like why would you? Hey, that's it. You'll,

you'll appreciate this. This is something that you'll relate to with my brother-in-law. He gives me a hard time because I love documentaries. I love watching documentaries. Yeah. My brother-in-law is like, if I want to, if I want to know about something that badly,

I'll just look it up. I'll never do that even. But yeah, I'm with that. I'm with that. I yeah, no. I'm so that guy. I'm like, dude.

I just Google it. I won't even look it up though and read about it. I'll just, I'll type it in on Google and go to images and just see a picture. Oh yeah. And then just keep walking. I don't Google anymore to read, bro. I just go to images.

I'm six years old. Everything I do on Google, write to images. All right, okay, that's what. All right. Can't tell if he's a visual learner or not. I'm a visual learner, aka the dumbest person. People who say they're visual learners.

Okay, you're an idiot? He's not really book smart, but he knows what he's doing out in the real world. Street smart. Remember that was like a thing? He's like street smart. Okay.

So he got held back? So he rode the bus to school. So he smoked weed once? He's like, Street Smart so he had sex in eighth grade cool. So he knows he knows a guy who deals pot cool. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So he has bedhead. He's like street smart. So he has bed head. So he has one shirt. He has one shirt from Paxon. All right. He's like street smart.

So he knows how to like weigh out weed. Like what's an ounce? What's a QZ? Okay. Yeah. Cuisie. He's like street smart. Okay.

so he works for his dad at a young age. Cool. He's like street smart. So he's illegally driven a car like down the road for like two minutes. It's just like the most. No, but he's like street smart. Okay, so he works for moving company in the store.

He's like street smart. Okay, so he has like $600 total. When we were in eighth grade, that's kind of a lot of money. Okay, cool. Dude, all day. The rest of the, the podcast.

Oh shit. He's like straight smart. Okay, so he's been to the Indy 500 one time. Like before you're like 15 though. Like if somebody told me they went to the Indy 500 when we were like 14, I'd be like, bro. You're like bad. My dad's not going to let me hang out with you. Yeah.

Oh, they're the family that camps at the Indy 500. Oh, shit. Oh, he's like street smart. Okay. So he went on spring break last year with another family. he's street smart so he's made out before there's so many like dedicated ones to where we just grew up from

that I just there's no point of even dude do it do it dude dude dude dude it's gonna be so relatable to say it please it's really not it's really not so he's like street smart so he's in aftercare he's like street smart so he doesn't have shirts that he can tuck in at school.

That is so stupid. I'm trying to think. He's like street smart. Oh, man. He got held back. O.G. He's like street smart. Oh, so he walks to school because he lives close.

He's like street smart. Okay, you saw him smoke a cigarette one time at the Mayfest? He's like street smart As one public school friend Let's go He's like street smart or something I don't know Because he's been to summer school

Gets detention I don't know he's like street smart I guess I know you want to bail But I know you got one He wears shirts so he can't truck in Hey hey hey He's like street smart Oh so he wears gym shorts

When it's two degrees outside Three feet of snow on the ground Every guy He's like street smart Okay his mom let him watch American Pie He's like street smart He brought not another teen movie to school In his backpack

But he's like street smart So he has Cat House on HBO at 2 a.m. He's like street smart. His dad has a, oh, his dad has a workshop in the garage.

He has Cinemax, but it comes in blurry at like 3 a.m. No, no, no, no. He's like street smart. What? He calls his basement the den? Just nothing to do

with the dude, all his family shit. He's like street, street smart. Oh, he has a bar in his basement. he's like street smart okay so he plays ping pong in his garage all night he's like street smart oh so he plays the ping pong version where you miss and you have to do

this with your shirt he's like street smart how do you know that pepperonies bro let's get to the let's get to the clubhouse dog i'm so excited all right from Andrew from last week said we're going to get back to him and reminder of the title for his email is Dermani Dawson. Steelers legend.

All these guys bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. Man, take a knee. We need to talk. I love listening to this not a sports podcast, but I had to skip over your opening last week about the lions. I'm heartbroken and don't even have a Molinar type moment of frustration. Do we get the

origin story of Molinard, by the way? Anyway, just got back from a trip. to the Caribbean with my wife for my 40th birthday. Kids stayed at home with her grandparents. So when we FaceTime them on my birthday, I said, Daddy's not home for his birthday. Daddy's on air. While we were there, my wife got an ear candling done at the spa.

All I could think of was how bad Benny wants that done. I had to tell her about it. Oh, numerous burpee boy moments. And I sing the Burpee boy song. Like I had my homes on these guys on the trip. I love the Snowden story last week. been in that situation more than once. We always had someone who wanted to trek out to find a taco bell, even with two feet of snow on his car. That'd be so good. One such snow in, a moron friend

of a friend decided he needed to go buy cigarettes at 10 p.m. He rarely smoked. Dude took an icy corner too fast and smashed up his dad's Beamer. He was fine, but killed the vibes and Angela didn't sleep well with him that night. Keep up the good work, man. Smack my ass so hard that it takes me back to doing Oklahoma drills in seventh grade against the biggest kid on the team. Oh my God. I needed a Howie Long-style neck roll that I wore for the next five years of football, which I really didn't, but it did, but did it only for the fit, Andy. Wow, what an email. Was that a poem?

Yeah, a lot of stuff there. God, what a feeling when you had to do like the hitting drill when you were in like six, seventh, eighth grade against like the kid that was like high school size. you know you like to see where you line up in line and you're like god damn going against blake oh yeah doing the dude i hope like the coach is like hey man it's because the weight is just not going to be nope didn't coach didn't give me a coach didn't give me a hand on that one line it up against blake the kid from uh the public school across the street cool that's so true about the counting you'd be like oh shit who am i going against do i get to light somebody up or

am i going to be fresh meat here you ever go a little too hard one time i went too hard on my like actual friend during that drill and i was like dude i didn't really i didn't really mean to yeah you know what i mean if you were the like the linemen from rudy where he like picks him up and make sure he's not dead hey man sorry yeah he's getting knocked around it's a tough one um origin of mullinard uh ben can probably tell that better me. I feel like we've talked about it on the shit before. I don't know when that started though.

Trying to figure out the first time. I think you told, I think we're talking about, I think we're talking about baseball players. And I was like, they're all hotheads or something like that. And then that's just, you're like, dude, I can, I can kind of, I can kind of be a hot head too sometimes or something like that. And then we just, I just, every time, if you ever got mad, which you didn't, but it would just be like some frustration shit.

I'd be like, oh, here comes mole. It's like your Hulk, dude, you know. But now it's like funny because you know, hey, you're like, you can control it, dude. You're, you're Dr. Banner. I kind of liked Rage Moulinard, dude. Rage Moulnard, Avengers one Moulinard. I remember, yeah, it was like when me and Ben first started doing shit. And yeah, Ben just wasn't used to like.

I don't know. I mean, obviously Ben is like very happy go lucky, like jolly, best friends with everybody, guy. Like, you know, just always keeping his cool and just like, and I obviously am not. Definitely used to not be even more so. It's because baseball. I swear, because I think that's how we started doing it. And so sometimes I would just get really heated and like lose my shit and go off about something for like three minutes. and Ben would kind of just be like sitting there on his laptop and then it's like 10 seconds would go by after I was done and he'd be like, do you say something? Oh, I forgot about that bit, dude.

Oh, my God. Can you say that again after like a long spiel? One more time? Yeah. So then I just bought into it because I was like, all right, I need to make sure that Ben doesn't think I'm a complete psycho. So we're just going to make this a character here. Turns out not getting mad is even more psycho.

But yeah. But yeah, dude. Speaking of Molnard, you got one? You got anything? I want a Molnard compilation, dude. I want a Molnard hour. 60 Molnard minutes on YouTube. They would be the most views anyone's ever seen ever.

Just you going off? Bro, I'd be sick. Really don't this week. Really don't this week. You'll think of one. You'll think of one. Steelers haven't been pissing me off too badly, and I've already gone off on that a bunch.

Who they sign? This is from, this is from Cody. Are you talking about quarterback? Yeah. Justin Fields. They are. Hopefully Fields. I mean, at this point, it's like,

might as well. I don't know. I mean, Isn't that crazy to think about not a sports podcast but your quarterback goes to the Pro Bowl and you're like we're not resigning them even though I know the Pro Bowl

means nothing but think about that like 10, 15 years ago. Pro Bowl QB, now we're good. I get the sentiment. From Cody, middle school sleepovers PTSD. This is story time here. Here we go.

With me. Fellas, since this clearly isn't a reminiscent podcast, I just wanted to help take you down memory lane for a little bit. Was there ever a time you were more on Cloud 9 as a young teenager growing up when you got together with at least four more of your bros and you got to have a sleepover that was basically an all-nighter? 99.9% of those were pure bliss,

but I swear everyone still has one little detail from those nights that gave PTSD to this day. For me, our routine was often any contact sport outside, followed up by watching WWE Friday night's Smackdown. So sick. and out Beets a hut of all the stuff crust and Dr. Pepper they had. From there, we would get at least through the three-hour session of playing Super Smash Bros. Melee and Mario Kart Double Dash, which often was a potential crossroads for all of our friendships that nearly ended at all.

But we would push through. Every time, though, when we finally went to bed, we watched rush hour two. What gives me PTSD, though, is back in the day when we watched movies on DVD, when the movie was over and the credits rolled, it would go back to the welcome menu. And it would just blast the most unnecessary music so loud on like a 15. second loop over and over and over again. Every single one of us would pretend to be asleep so we didn't have to be the ones to get it up to turn it on. But in reality, we were all awake the entire time.

Then after what felt like a week, the sun would come up and none of us got any sleep. Sometimes I'm trying to sleep and there isn't any other sound in the room. I can still hear the menu music from rush hour two while that stupid picture of takeout Chinese food was on the screen. Any middle school sleepover PTSD for you guys remember? Slot my ass at the blue shell you hit me with 10 feet before the finish line on Rainbow Road right after I got that shit talking everyone else in the room just to go from the first to last mere moments away from Glory from Cody.

One email. Yeah, like what a fun, easy night just for some like when you're a younger kid, you know? Just all you need is, all you need is pizza video games in a movie. Five dudes are the happiest guys of all time. That's it. It's pretty wild, too, how we all share such a common experience of, like, those video games you mentioned. It's like everybody, I mean, it's just everybody played Super Smash Brothers. Super Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Madden, NCAA.

That's the glory road. I mean, that's it right there, those four. I didn't actually play Super Smash Brothers. I still don't know how. Like, I played it recently and I was like, I don't know. I just, like, missed that for some reason. But I had it with, uh, an, NFL Street had a night like that where it was just going.

Stayed up forever. FIFA Street, actually. I'm trying to think if there was another one. I always like, it was always the nights where you like didn't plan it either, where you would play a video game for 10 hours. But when you planned it, I'd be like, okay, we're getting this game. We'll get this. Like, it never worked out.

Like the game was too hard. Like you try to play like a shooting game with your friend. It's everything's all set up. you can't even figure out how to like start the campaign. You're like, God damn it, dude. I don't know. I always had trouble like that. Yeah, my PTSD is renting splinter cell.

Tom Clancy thinking I would be good at it and not even getting past the start menu. I was like, dude, I just don't, I'm not good enough for this. I can't do this. I think I did that thing where if you rent a game and you don't like it at blockbuts or you can bring it back and run another one. The next day, I was like, I can't. not cut out for the military just based off of that I'm out

but I was like God what a waste dude all the hype all week I was like dog come over on Friday splinter so I'm getting it just down the all for not I think my PTSD is just like I was always like we're gonna wake up their parents dude just always checking

like if the door opened or like the staircase I'm like dude Dave is coming downstairs for sure and that's just going to be so weird and he's going to tell my parents hated that man I did I just constantly felt like it was too loud

dude that like that sound that you that feeling you get that drops a pit of your stomach when like a thud would happen you all look at each other like oh fuck it was always me dude I was always the thud guy it was always me bro friend had a pool table in the basement got too excited did this with a pool stick

hit the ceiling I was like I'm done for I'm done. I'm done. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't do anything. Look at the ceiling. There's a blue dot on the ceiling from the chalk of the pool stick.

I was like, it would go in waves to, like, at first it would happen. And, you know, maybe the basement door would open and you just hear them yell down for the kid, you know, their kid to come up.

Then your friend would go like halfway up the stairs and you'd kind of like hear it because everybody was trying to be quiet as shit. you know and so the dad would just be like what's going on down there you guys need to wind down right you just settle down okay right well we were just playing no no no no I don't I don't need to hear it just quiet down okay

keep it keep it quiet okay all right right door closes come back down you're like all right at least he didn't come downstairs you know we really got to be on our shit at least we didn't see him then dude the next one when it'd be like 1.30 in the morning then his ass is down there and like weird boxers

dude I just saw Mr. Grandy and weird boxers no shoes or socks what the what is going on gray sweatpants says ball state football on them you're like no dude not even like he's in like a wife beater or t-shirt like just just his boxers like he literally rolled out of bed was so pissed just comes downstairs to just rip you

oh I don't know man that is insane. I don't think I could ever do it. If I was a parent, one, I think I'd be dead asleep. And two, I'd probably go down there and try to chill. I can't get mad at you guys, man. Like, this is it right here, bro. I'd go down there and be like, what's up? Like, who's on the sticks next, bro? Come on.

You would, you would. And then Ball and our dad would come out if it was me. Yeah, I'd like forward to that. I won't want to piss off, Frank. All right. From Ryan, best name of all time. Got a lot of these submissions because last week we talked about all name teams, so I appreciate it. Ryan just says, Kenyon Rambo. He did you shit in the NFL, but that is a badass name.

An insane name. Yeah, we've talked about it before. I don't know, early espresso pod with me and Joy Joy. we did like a whole segment with the coolest names. And God, that's a good clip. It's somewhere, but we just, it wasn't just in the NFL. It was like every name ever. Tony Hawk.

Yeah, I think you pulled Julius Caesar. Bro, no, no, no, no, no. Pontius Pilot. Dude, when I read that name in religion class, I was like, yo, is that the corner for, Georgia, Pontius Pilot. That's so sick. Number one,

visor, Pontius Pilot. Dude, I swear to God, if there's not a five-star DB that comes out next to your name, Ponchis Pilot. Please, dude. Signed, LSU. I just need Gus Johnson

to be screaming Pontius Pilot as loud as he can on a Saturday at 1230. Come on. Pilot! Pilot! Ben Rouge. Sentences the Michigan

offense to death. The tigers are taking off. Like some shit like that. Come on. Dude, Pontius Pilot, dog. There's so many good Bible names. Yeah, Catholic school education. Yeah, we're like, you know, raised to, you know,

he's horrible sentenced Jesus to death. Ben's like, Yeah, that's the guy, bro. Put him on defense. Free safety, Pontius Pilot. Dude, but the safety for Alabama a few years ago, maybe it was Ohio State, maybe it was,

I think it was Ohio State, Ransom? Get the, bro, is a DB with the last time, that's sick, dude. Oh my God, I'm like, that's made up. Really any Catholic figure,

like last name holds up today. St. Brown? Like, come on. If there's, is there a Moses? Dude, that would be so sick. Yeah, there is. I don't know if you play.

I think he's a lineman. Morgan Moses. Bro, that's hard. Pots the Red Sea! Good, right? God, dang. From Joshua. Jason Pierre Paul's fingers.

What's going on, fellas? First time, long time here. Just wanted to share a quick story with the clubhouse. So I do physical therapy at a hospital. And today a coworker and I were treating a rather large patient. Anyway, my coworker asked the patient how he feels and he responded, not bad. And it took everything in me to say, that guy. Let's go.

I just thought you guys would like to know how you've infiltrated every aspect of my day to day. I appreciate you guys. And I always look forward to the podcast, every week. Lick your fingers like Prime Drew Brees used to. It slapped my ass with no regrets. Reguettes. Wow.

Jesus. That's fucking all time. Hey, not bad for a fat guy hat. Linked below. The bed for a fat guy. Had a couple of guys that these guys alive wearing him, which was super dupe.

Hell yeah, man. I'm so glad that resonates because it's like, yeah. Thanks, dude. From Ryan, best linebacker name. Says, and it's not even close Ronaldo Turnbull

Man I don't know bro I look out this dude it's a good name it's a good name it's top tier name elite but I mean Tequio Spikes is number one I thought and also Pittsburgh not the Steelers

Pittsburgh Pantha HB Blades remember that I was like excuse me your name's HB Blades you're a villain in a movie you're so right about Ticchio Spikes

dude but that's Tikios spikes his parents knew because he had a brother too right? You're a villain and Super Smash Brothers Tash brothers Taked oh yeah we got Mario we got Luigi

we got Donkey Kong yeah I'm gonna beat Tikio Spikes actually just story book villain to Keio Spikes this is from Brock

title does the Fisher guy live in Fishers I saw this I saw this pop up in my email and I started laughing at the gym just like ding oh I guess I'll check my phone

at the gym because I don't want to work out does Fisher guy live in Fisher's he says Joey Benny my sister is going to Marion next year for med school how does one get a

Benny Pelletcy Marion jersey to wear to their first home game next year. Joey, slap my ass with a beast of beats as we watch Benny Polite cat call. Brock sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone. Station knows about this. Favorite comment ever.

Just on the most random video I put out on Instagram, two guys station know about this? I'm like, thank God. Thank God. Dude, I forgot. I commented you brought back Coach Rocco. That was great. Rock's back, baby.

That was awesome. We need to collab with Rock. That threw me back. I was like, are we at our old workplace here? Station, how about that? That was an OG station,

know about this, Coach Rocco. Oh, yeah. I don't know, dude, just send your, did he say sister's going to marry?

Send her on a mission, dude, just have her walk into the football locker equipment room and just take a jersey. You can do that kind of stuff. You can do that kind of stuff

at every, well, no, like, low key at every, college. You ever see that dude on TikTok that just walks in every football stadium? Yeah. That's awesome, man. I watch all I watch the whole video. Just walks into Rutgers Stadium just tours the place. You could definitely get in the

equipment room and take like a whole entire uniform. You were, uh, you were one five, right? You're 15. 15. Yeah. Almost was 87 and I was like, I can't play on this team if I'm number 87. And they're like, Well, this one kid's out for the season. He's number 15. I'm like, that's my number now. See, this is, this is like, I'm so glad you said that because if Clubhouse wants to explain our show or explain us, I think it's simple as Joey's an 80s receiver, Ben's a teenage receiver, a teen number receiver. Yeah, for sure. I just could, I mean, 87, it just wasn't, I was like this.

No, it's not you at all. It's not me. It's not me. Even like when 80s were hot in teen numbers weren't still kind of wasn't an 80s guy. Yeah, I mean, even in high, you were always, yeah. In high school, yeah, you know, old RB, you could have rocked 20 something, 30 something, and you were still teens. Well, even when like you're like in middle school or something and like Randy Moss is the best

receiver and you're a receiver on your middle school team. You're not 84. You're picking like a better number. Yeah. It's just a weird thing. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, from Zach, NFL all names team submissions. So up, fellas love the show. Last week's discussion about the NFL all name team has been on my mind ever since. Do you think position has anything to do with it? Like some guys could have a really cool name, but it just doesn't feel like it has the same aura as it would at any. any other position. Anyways, I have a few submissions I would like to throw on the ring.

Offensive tackle, De Brickshaw Ferguson. Wide receiver, peerless price. Defensive line, Barquevius Mingo. Love it. Backer. Takeo Spikes.

Blindbacker. Got the chills. Nial Diggs. We'd love to fill out a full roster, but those are some of the ones at the top of my list. Smack my ass with a Jeff Saturday Colds jersey and follow it up

with one more with a Jeff Saturday Packers jersey. still weird. He played for the Packers for a year. That would be a hard jersey to wear, though. It would on some random. A Saturday Packers jersey or Colts jersey, actually. I'm surprised there's not more of those around.

Jeff Saturday, dude, Saturday is such a sick last name. Took that for granted. A Saturday day party? Just, yeah, man. Football season day party, like in the early part of the year, it's still hot. You were in a Saturday jersey?

What number was he? 62? Three. Sixty three. Just rate you. 63. Just the two biggest numbers of all time on one jersey. 63.

I'm like, can it go any wider? Just Jesus Christ. For some reason, it's bigger than 88, which is the biggest number of all time. For sure. Yeah,

I mean, but it's funny because it always just kind of works out that way. like you know like john elway is not playing linebacker he's playing quarterback quarterbacks have cuby names where did all the cuby names go oh dog voody you know tekeo spikes is not playing wide receiver yeah it wouldn't make sense i wouldn't like that it's funny how it works that way reggie way that's i mean that's receiver maybe corner

no it's so receiver reverse WR RW you know Reggie Wayne true Reggie Wayne if he would have been a cornerback wouldn't have been as good you know what I mean it's just

he was born to be a receiver yeah um I so it's just funny how it works out that way like I think it just all plays out and you're kind of filtered into that like your name matches your body type and your body type matches your position,

and it all just kind of flows. Trying to think of one that doesn't work out. Like, that's his name? I think there's ones that could be multi. Like, I think Eddie George could be a running back, but he could also be a linebacker. Eddie George. I think John Lynch.

Yeah, it could be a hard hitting strong safety, or he could be a quarterback. You could see that. John Lynch. Oh, true. That would have been a hard, QB name. Oh, man. It's strong. It's short. It's just one syllable. Each is John Lent. Boom, boom.

Hey, but, but Jake Plummer should have been a lineman. Come on. Facts. How do we miss on? Wrong position, Jake. Hey, ass crack hanging out all the time. Come on. Plummer kicks. Yeah. I'm already trying to. Anyways. All right. We got more. We got more, but we'll leave him for next week because we've been running. And we've got a goalhead. And the station doesn't know about that. So yeah, subscribe, follow the show.

Watch us every week on YouTube. These guys clubbath. What is it? These guys clubhouse? There it is. These guys clubhouse. Email in so you can be on the show like that. Team these guys at gmail.com.

Go to Kendrascott.com. Use Joey for 20% off for some Valentine's Day gear for some burpee girls. Hopefully see in New Orleans. Get tickets up any show. Coming up, Chicago. February 12th, February 13th, see you. All the other dates on Bennypolice.com. Leave a rating review.

Leave a comment. What was your sleepover PTSD? Or we go names again. Yeah, that people were going on with that. God, dang. Yeah, but enjoy the Super Bowl. Hopefully it's a great spread for you. We'll break down Super Bowl parties next week.

something. We just got going too much. What'd you eat? What'd you eat during the Super Bowl? Always love to hear that. Maybe a new dish, the regular dish. But yeah, everybody have a good time with it. Enjoy it. And we'll talk to you next week. These guys. Tyler Palco. Is he like street smart or is he just Matt Jones from the Jaguars? Stay sure about this.