THESE GUYS! - I Wanna Be The Mustard-Ketchup Guy

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

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Hey, Frankie, do you say thank you? Tiki. Yeah. Oh my God. Copycourin. TG70. TG70. These guys.

These guys. These guys. So what's up? Besides happy throwing up, what's up? What do you throw up? Bro, I have no idea. Really? He just does this bullshit where every now and then he'll hop down off the

couch or something. And you kind of have this feeling it's coming because he's kind of just like dandering around the living room. And all of a sudden, his back starts arching and he starts going, yeah, you know when dogs are about to throw up. I'm like, dude, no. And he's always trying to do it on the rug. So I push his big ass off the rug.

Rugs, a good place to throw up for a dog, you know? You don't want to do it on the floor. It's too hard. I got hardwood floors. Just do it there. Quick cleanup. I got to get to, I got to get all the bullshit out. But I know, but put yourself in his paws for a minute.

Wouldn't you just want to throw up on a nice, soft rug, let it all soak in? You don't know. You're just a big, fun dog. You don't know. Hey, he's just, he's keeping it there for later. Wonder what he ate, man. I feel like dogs should just be thrown up all the time. I did give him a couple of B balls that I think he didn't react to very well.

well do you just give them every like do you just randomly toss them shit or what's what's up with that not that much i try to keep it in check you know yeah i feel like i'd be one way or the other i wouldn't be like kind of every now and then i'd be like absolutely not or like here you're just eating everything i don't like to go too crazy with it you know if it's like uh you know if we're having steak for dinner or something then i'll give him some like the fat around it maybe a couple good slices in the meat. I'm like, oh, yeah, you've been a good boy. Throw it in the backyard, just toss it blindly. He just goes out there. Yeah. What a gift for you dog. I'm not wasting a good steak on him. He can have some pieces,

but he didn't get in the whole thing. Oh, man, and he's so grateful for it too. But dogs should be thrown up 24-7. They're eating pots of dirt and shit, dude. Dogs, well, come on, man. Been on walks where he's getting the chicken wings, you know. There always be some random fuck-ass chicken wing bones just like laying in the street or something. Yeah. Loves those. Loves them.

Boy, and it's a bone. You know, dogs and bones, they go back. Yeah, they do. He's a loving good bone. A good bone or a good stick. That's the bitch of it. I'll get him a bone, this big old bone. And he's all happy.

I feel like I'm doing being a good dog dad. and then he'll eat the thing and then he'll yack it up. Oh, really? Is it one of those good bones that, like, maybe you'd want to chew too? Like, one of those big ones? It just looks like what you'd want a dog bone to look like, you know, like on cartoons and shit. That's it. It's got, like, the folded up ends.

Oh, man, those are fun. Yeah. You do kind of want to just take a big gnaw out of one. Yeah, just see if you can get it, like unhinge it. Yeah. And he's always got it like this Like he's got his paw above it and below it Oh yeah

I'm like what a life bro NFL network's on in the background He's just going to town on a bone Dude for good you know the old like wooden plank That they used to do in like the Civil War and like World War one Like somebody had to get a leg amputated They'd like give them a big old wooden like plank Like just like a two by four of wood

To like sink their teeth into so they can get all a pain out Just give me one of those bones. Oh, I'll take a free surgery as long as I get one of those bones. Hey, Doc, no, I don't need an anesthesiologist. Just give me a dog bone to gnaw on. Next hair transplant. You know, just keep me awake. Throw some milk bones in my mouth.

God damn. You really will, too. You'll be like the fucking Brown's mascot. That's my dream. just for one day I just want to be one of those pigs at the commanders game or a dog at a brown game

hell yeah one of those pigs with the makeup on bro I was like that is got to be the craziest shit I've ever seen just watching that when I'm 12 like what the fuck it's going on look I'm a giant band we all know this so I have no

qualms with people who express their diehard fandom in a variety of different ways but it's always been hilarious to me thinking about that guy with the dog mask and helmet on being like I'm going to the game

be back in six hours and he's just like do you have your dog mask honey yeah like you walking out the door in that bro don't forget your brown's hard hat that's great

get your pig nose you think he's put your lipstick on honey you're forgetting something but your lipstick on your pig snout but like do you think those guys are married oh yeah

like a thousand percent married I mean not all of them probably you gotta be married if you're doing that dude football fandom it's almost like an alter ego of in a way of like you know how I've just been watching the show

Mind Hunter and they like if you ever heard you definitely have it BTK killer nah no what is this this is like he's a serial killer for like 30 years and he just lived like a total double life like lived with his wife his children at home in Kansas and then like was into super super like crazy kinky sex shit that then turned into like killing and it's almost like in a way less scaled at like that's football fandom. Like you just have this guy as like a nine to five dude and like Chuck Swab. Then on the weekends he's doubling as a fucking bulldog and section G.

Hold on my son's crying real quick. Hell yeah. I think if I could be any NFL fan though, I don't know why those, those, uh, if I could be any NFL like crazy fan guy, I like the flameheads for the Titans. I think those dudes look so cool. Underrated. the fire hair. I'm like, that is sick. Yeah, it's not bad. That's not bad. The Raiders guy.

Yeah, you got to love the Raiders guy. Kind of played. Phony dungy. Coney dungy. Is it cloney or phony? Could go either way, but it's cloney on Twitter. I thought it was phony dungy, bro. Is it a cold time of a guy?

like the guy that they pan to gets more screen time to the quarterback yeah it's just cloney dungeon and then that guy that he's like a mix of Pacers and Colts he has a huge like shoulder pads on and everything yeah a lot like sunglasses on for sure

I'm glad I'm finally the Colts got a guy for a while I was like can we get like a die art fan Jesus Christ how about that the buck guy the straight up buck guy Ohio State guy the huge bald fat old guy

that's just the split scarleting gray I didn't know that bro yes you do you know I've never seen him oh my god yes you have look him up right now should I just look up a guy guy literally bucky guy

what a name guarantees right there split painted full head Paine at Scarlet Gray. Is he a white guy? Mm-hmm. This is what every, like, deep down, this is what every guy wants to be.

Like, and they all know it, too. You've seen that dude. I feel like I've seen that dude. There's 50 of him at every game. He's on every college game day. He's on every Ohio State game. They cut to him. He's, he literally makes it into every year's,

like, college football playoff hype commercials. Really? Be. The Buckeyes. Is that a fucking guy? The prep. The prep for that. Right.

He's like the manliest guy. You know what I mean? Exactly. And then he's like delicately painting like Buckeye leaves on his cheeks and shit. Hold on. I forgot my beads. That's the double life I'm talking about.

Oh God, I want a double life so bad. Would that be your double life? What would your double life be? I think so. Yeah. Like crazy. It's like it.

And I would go full. and like, you know, because I'm too far gone now. Like everybody in my life, everybody, you know, whether it be a workplace or anything, they like, no, oh, yeah, like Steelers or all that. I would want to do it to where it's totally like, they're like, don't invite him out to the bar for Thursday night football.

Like, he's not into that at all. And secretly, I'm the fucking. I'm the snout. I'm the pig snout wear. Oh, man. The double life. It'd be fun to be the Bills guy. The Bills seems fun.

The Pinto Ron. I don't know who that is, but they just, the Bills crowd is cool to me. Is it the guy that sprays the mustard and ketchup all over them? Yeah, that would be me. Bill's guy. Dude, I love searching for all these people, Bills guy. And it's immediately what comes up.

Bill's guy, the first thing that comes up, that's not bad that's the hardest shit I've ever seen Viva Lo Spills like Colts guy it's it's gotta be it's gotta be that dude to the huge shoulder pads dude that we don't have one a guy in the roster named Matt Gay just came up that was the closest search damn why don't you look yeah that's the Google search when you search Colts Guy did you mean Matt Gay did you mean Colts gay did you mean Colts gay the Colts are gay. Damn. All right. Okay. Oh, here's the mustard ketchup guy. I don't know if we should be doing this. This is bad for the audio podcast, but Jesus Christ, I want that to be me. We're describing it. Yeah, I believe that they call him Pinto Ron. Pinto Ron. He just wears a white teen as mustard and ketchup all over his face and clothes. God damn. The crowd, like, the crowd sprays it on them. Like, people would get up there and they just absolutely douse him with it.

Yeah, that's kind of my dream. He's not doing it. That's kind of my dream. That would be. That would be. Like, here's that. Come back to Indy for the fall for a Colts game and do that with St. Elmo's cocktail sauce.

Oh, wow. I feel like I'm indestructible with St. Elmo's cocktail sauce. Like, I can do anything now. I did feel like I was going to die for like three seconds. I was like, I could die. I woke up and I was like, I'm dying. I will die today. Just to sell like 14 more tickets, I will die.

Hey, pushing tickeys. New pod, pushing tickeys. It's good pushing tickeys. You've heard of pushing. You've heard of pushing daisies? Yeah, well, this is pushing tickeys. Pushing tickeys with Benny and Joy Joy. Speaking of that, Green Bay goes on sale on Friday.

And that's super cool. I'm going to have to go to that show. Yeah, bring your cheeseheads for all the Apple Tad. See you, Cheeach Thursday. And all those folks. Can't wait. Hey, Orlando, February 28th. That's right.

All Disney Dads. See ya there. Fuck yeah. Pushing Tickies. Pushing Tiggies with Benny and Joy Joy. Is it, uh, you feel good being back down in L.A.? It's pretty nice, man. God, it was such a good day yesterday.

I felt like I didn't deserve it. So when I was in indie indie for like a week, it was just, dude, it was the worst weather ever, but I loved it. Who's just like overcast all right? I didn't tell you last time I did.

That's amazing. Like how does that happen? But it's been, I feel like it's been because everybody there was like bro, yeah, that we haven't seen the sun in months.

It's starting to feel like the movie Groundhog Day. Like it's starting to feel very Groundhog Day-ish. Why do I like that? I didn't really realize it. It'll just sneak up on me. just because I'm so used to now

I'll be going like through my day to day and then I'm like, damn, another day of this? And then I kind of get in my head about it. It's my dream weather. I don't know if that makes me weird, but I just kind of like it. I feel like that's how it should be. Like it matches like the tone of where we are in the year.

Yeah, yeah. No, I feel it. Because then I come back here and it's like so sunny and bright and like the most joyful day. I'm like, I don't know if we, I don't know if we deserve all this. Right.

Like, what do we do for this? Right. I wake up that birds are chirping. I'm like, this is the most beautiful day in the world. And I'm like, I didn't do shit for this. January 30th, I should want to die. Yeah. I'm like, you could be like this in July, but like, bro.

Right now? No, thank you. And it's like sometimes it's so bright. Oh, the Frankie boy. I love you, Frankie boy. Whoa. He's waving. Hey.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Where's my cake pop? Every time I see Frankie, I bring him a birthday cake pop. Because secretly, I want to eat one too. Hey, Frank, I talked about it on the show. Can you do, hey, can you tell everybody? What's Darth Vader say? He did it the first time.

I like it when he says thank you. Hey, Frankie, can you say thank you? Yeah. Oh my God. Just the OG baby noise. T-Tee. Thank you. Crazy. And he definitely should himself and I can smell it and Rye's not home right now. And now we're just going to have to smell it until the end of the show. Perfect. I can smell it. All good, but dogs are thrown up. Babies are shit in their pants.

Got another on the way. Let's, that's fucking. That sounds like me on a Friday. Let's just do it. Just pour it on. Let's go. Sounds like me. Sounds like me after eating red lobster.

Saturday night was literally my dream night. What happened? Dream night, baby. Tell me. Tonight I was in that Packers dungeon. Oh, yeah. How did that happen? man my in-laws

one of their great friends in the neighborhood they just got the super dope house in this amazing basement like exactly what we've talked about with like a like a rounded L like half a bar you know fully stocked with everything you could want

it has memorabilia they're from they're from Wisconsin so they got that Packers tie I think they have like their ownership paperwork framed they own it talking about. Because like Packers fans like a lot of them own part of the team or something. Yeah, they're one of them.

That makes no sense to me. Me either. But it was the same. They're like, who we draft in this year? Two cheeseheads. I threw on one. I was like, damn. I got to see if I can ask Jack if I can borrow these. We should definitely have those. Oh, man. It was amazing.

I had red wine. I was in the Packers dungeon. I ended up playing yuker for like two hours. I can't tell, is that heaven or hell, bro? What if that's what hell was like? Hey, some time. Dungeon, red wine. They're like, Yucre, you got to play. I'd be like, fuck.

You got to give Yucre to a chance. Actually, no, that's a, that's my hell is trying to play Yucre with you. That's why I just opt out. I'm like, bro, you don't want, you don't want what's going on here. You don't want this. Just thinking about you sitting all weird in the chair, just not wanting to do with any of it. So many. Acting so interested, but I know you're just fucking not.

I'd be trying, man. I'd be trying. But like deep down in my heart, I wouldn't be into it. Asking so many questions, wait, why does acting so interested, but not? That's my whole life. Ben's whole, this is a little cheat sheet for everybody out there for every year around. Ben, the more interested he acts, the more interested he seems, the less interested he really is. Oh, yeah.

And if I say, oh, that's interesting. I'm like, that is the boringest, dumbest shit ever in my life. So if I'm, like, sitting there and I look like, damn, this guy's not into it at all, I really love it. Yeah. Don't be, don't be afraid. I got all the Ben cheat sheets for everybody. You keep on the DL, too. you got a whole file cabinet.

I don't even know some of them. And I'm like, oh, damn, I do do that. Sometimes I, like, translate for you, you know? Like, I understand your language more than, you know, most people are out there. It's just like when we're riding up to Chicago on Wednesday, my dad was like, no, you take the front, Ben, and you kind of didn't really say anything. I was like, Ben's a backseat freak. Just sitting front down.

That was nice. Because usually I'm like, I got the back and people don't get it. And I'm like, no, no, no, like, I like, I like, no, no, just don't even. And your dad was like, okay, yeah. I was like, that made a great, that was a great little fucking alley-whoop, you through it. I got all that shit. Man, that was a great. How about that?

That was the road trip of my life. Seriously. Besides the craters on 65 that we were hitting on the way back, but other than that. I think one of my, dude, we hit a pile so hard. One of my contacts fell out of my eye. I was like, Jesus. This is still happening? Like, I thought this was a meme.

Thought for sure I was losing a tire. One million percent. I was like, well, there goes a rent. Yeah, bad. I was like, I'm just, yeah, you said, you're like, I'm waiting for the tire alert thing to come on my screen. Every time I fucking look immediately to see if the tire light comes on. They're so devastating.

I'm like, how has no one filled this up? Like, put something in there. Terrible. Pot hole talk. What does our podcast come to? Our podcast, Benny and Joy Joy pushing tickeys and potholes. Oh my God, kill me. I hate this.

I hate this. The podcast, the boys from Indy. Subscribe to our podcast. It's all about construction and coal. Two listeners. Both are moms, but none of them, they don't listen. They just put it on his background noise while they're cleaning the top. Not even, bro.

They just press play on the app and then slide up and delete it. You know what I mean? A couple listens this week, bro. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Oh, shit. it. Any thoughts on the Super Bowl matchup here?

I hate it. Just because of the uniforms? I mean, it always ends up being, I hate it, but it always ends up being the teams that should be in it. But yeah, I just hate the clash of the red. Well, at least, I think the only way to go is the way that it's going to be. It just confirmed that the Kansas City is wearing red jerseys and San Fran's wearing white. If I had to look at the Kansas City

Or they're wearing the white jerseys But if I had to look at the Kansas City red pants Against the 49ers Like Cardinal Red jerseys Kilt. That's how it was the first time, right? Oh yeah, it wasn't? Nineers wore white. I thought it was that way too.

It seemed that way. Yeah, why the fuck? But it's see, it It still makes me like, they're doing the best they can, but it's still not great, you know? It's definitely the worst of the, possibilities from this last week again

it's definitely the worst one uniform wise yeah uh chiefs lions would have been nice that would been hot Ravens lions nice Ravens Niners nice

I mean it's by far the worst worst uniform matchup by far how about the NFL logo like the Super Bowl logo predicting the super you know what I mean how the colors this year I guess this year This year is the one that's off

But like did you see next year's Yeah it's like Marty Grawlish It's like green and purple and blah Yeah It's like is it Broncos Packers next year I was like I was so Ravens Packers I was like I don't know I don't really

Yeah It would have been a fun one to watch But I don't really care I mean I'm still Not gonna watch either way Remember you're like, what did you do for the Super World, bro? And I was like, bro, I just listened to Lincoln Park and just ate like mangoes. I really did.

It was the best night in my life. You're like, you fucking dickhead. I had a get together at my house, full spread fucking barbecue meatballs, like, Buffalo chicken dip, pizza, all the shits that you could want. At my house, like safe environment, good stuff. Ben decided to do that. Dave. I don't know. I had something to do, and I was like,

I might as well. Because like, dude, when people are watching the Super Bowl, it feels like you get like an extra. I don't know. It feels like it's like you're, I don't know how to explain it, but I don't know. You're being productive while 300 300 other million Americans aren't?

No, it just feels like when there's an event going on and you're doing something other than the event there's some there's some type of feeling there that it's like freeing

it's something because that's your whole life yeah yeah that's great but uh yeah the um I was hoping that they would go I know it was a long shot they never would but I think our best option here is Kansas City white on white San Francisco

Cardinal Red jersey, gold pants. Yeah, Kansas City red on red, San Francisco white on white. That'd be so weird. There's no way. Yeah, no. I do like when the Chiefs do that, though. I like when the Chiefs go red on red, red, red, red. All like a random Thursday night football in September.

Mm-hmm. Against the Chargers. Because they don't do that all the time, do they? No, they don't. No. It's like, all right, well. Got to watch this game. I'm not going to really be watching,

nor do I really want to, but like it's week three on Thursday night. I'll watch it. Week three is a big week, big football week. Hey, it's like we were talking about the road trip. Difference between three and one, two and two? Oh, three and one. Give them a promotion.

Two and two? Your ass is on the front seat. You're three and two, yeah, going three and three or four and two? That's big. Four and two sounds beautiful. Super Bowl champs. Why do you think he blurred the background? Yeah, I got to know why he blurred it, bro.

I don't know. I had it blurred for the last one and last show, and I just got a bunch of, I got like chairs and shit back here. All right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ooh. Who's playing with that? Happy or Frankie? I love a good chicken.

What's it say? Buckingberry? Favorite player. Are you a Cluck andberry jersey for Christmas? Here's my thumbnail. Oh, spin them around for sure. Damn, I'm jealous. I want a good thumbnail like that.

I'm pissed. Hold on. Hold on my kid's crying. No blur. It looks great back there. Well, I show off, I've collected a berry, you know? Got the flowers back there, like it.

We were in Pittsburgh and we got this, of course. Can't tell. And it was like 4 a.m. and we were getting up to pack up because we had to catch our flight out. You know, so we're packing everything up. We get Frank in the car. He's still asleep. Like, all right, good.

I move this around all of a sudden. Oh Like this God Yeah It's all It's a time to get you Can't get mad at the old chicken

Dude I mean I laugh That's the best You can't Dude if you can't laugh at that Stupid chicken You don't have a You don't have a pulse man

What is that from? You'd be surprised You'd be surprised You know In situations like that You got A little kid, you got a grumpy wife, perhaps. Buckingberry starts piping up.

Hey, shut the clock up. Dude, somebody tossed me a tis in St. Louis. Nice. One of the homies. Yes. St. Louis looked fat. Bro, yeah, they were clubhouse. Clubhouse all the way.

Fucking Jeremy Shockey jersey? Yeah, he said he bought it. Oh, Jersey? This dude, the homie came up to me and he was like, yo, I got this germy, shocking jersey just for the show. And I was like, yo, I was looking at that one online. I know exactly which one that is. And then the other clubhouse fam was like, bro, this is my dad's Brett Farb jersey.

He's like, the fact that he even let me wear it, I was like, I love you guys so much. God, I saw that. Almost pissed my pants. It was so funny. I need that. If you're clubhouse and you're coming to one of my shows or Ben Shibbush, you know what to do. Yep. Bucky, Central.

FJC. Dress up like the mustard and ketchup guy and just, I'll see you front row. Dude, if mustard and ketchup guy came to a show, I just lick his head the whole show, 45 minutes. God damn. How good would that be? It's Pinto Ron, bro. I know. I don't even know Pinto Ron.

I just mustard ketchup guy Condemate King Yeah And we've decided about getting some of those wings in Buffalo Somewhere out there I like chicken wings for every meal I don't know how you can't It's too good

What chicken wings? I've had some bad ones Yeah that's what I mean I had some bad ones the other day No You're bad it's still good no really though I had I got 24 chicken wings for takeout

and I was like I can't wait to eat these they suck so I had to I took all the chicken off of the chicken wings and put them like in a frying pan and like recooked all the chicken I'd like repurpose the chicken I was like I can't throw away 24 wings

I was gonna say that all sucked I mean they were they were weird I don't know like I picked one up and it kind of looked like, it kind of looked fake. Like, it looked like too big. And I was like, you know, like the, on the show, on Good Burger, the movie, there's like Mondo Burger. It kind of looks like Mondo Burger wings.

I was like, these look like not okay. You ever get a chicken wing that looks a little too much like a chicken wing? Like it's like straight from the bone. That's what it was. That's what it was. All of them were like, bro, did you just kill this chicken like earlier today? I was like leg off

there's like a little bit of the bone at the bottom sticking out there's no like wing or there's no like chicken or anything

on you're like yeah I was still gonna eat it but yeah it was getting a little too real do you uh I hate to ask

because it's such a podcast question but I just got to know is it drums or flats for you what are you doing but I'm genuinely curious I gotta know

This is the worst podcast ever, bottles and chicken and chicken talk. And my follow-up is a hot dog a sandwich. Oh my God. Hey, should pineapple be on pizza? First podcast ever. At least we know. Some people do this and they don't know.

At least we know. I think it's groundbreaking shit. Hey, should it be? No one's ever talked about this before. God damn it You take Belichick away from Brady You take Belichick away from Brady You take Belichick away from Brady

Us crown breaking shit ever He wants 12 games A bad tassel You take belching away from Brady Oh my God Sout Keep going Hey, hey what's your favorite cereal

What's your side dishes At Thanksgiving? Oh, good pot? You called stuffing or grimy? Oh my God. Sorry, kids. He's on it there. But honestly, those are the best questions.

I mean, they are. Everybody wants to talk about them. So is a drunk. So the potholes. I don't know. I can't decide which one I like because I kind of like both. So I just tell them mix it up. I really can't decide.

That's fair. I do like on the flats. I like, I kind of like, because half the thing with wings is like, you get to like play around. It's fun to like. I think it's so much easier with the flats to just, I can't even believe.

I actually do it. Hey, this one or this one? Hey, clip this part out. Which one do you like better? The thumbnail. How many wings? I can't believe we're doing this I just gives a

No but say it Say it say it Say what What were you gonna say about the drums and flats bro The people want to know Because it's never been said before Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No it's not even

I'm done I'm done All right We got quite a few Clubhouse mail We got check the mailbox Yeah let's talk baby Let's talk

quite a few quite a few I was getting nervous when I get an email someone mentioned you in a TikTok video I'm like someone to be like

yeah this is way better we'll see what like I'll get the email it's like oh do you or commented you in a TikTok video

oh my god great yeah that's not good it's never good no it's always like some fat ass who has glasses

that they're like, is this Joey one, they're all? Nice, real, real original. This is from B. Morin, titles,

balls deep. Yo, fellas, longtime listener, first time caller, just want to drop in this picture of the Super Bowl logos.

Figured it would let you guys off. It would get you guys off like it did me. Slop my ass and chubbed my hand in the garb barn disposal. Loves. Yeah, I love how violently, they just get worse and worse,

like worse in a good way. He said he has a picture of the Super Bowl logos. Yeah, it's just like a hole. Oh, yeah. I hate the recent ones, man. I can't. So corporate, so lame, so risk-averse. Why are they doing that?

They were so fun. They're like tiny to start. It's like we had to do a reset or something. Like they got a little too wild. They're like, all right, we got to kind of center us out a little. bit, get back to just kind of like steady, eddy. And now they're started like, okay, well, now we can kind of flare it a little bit. You know, like Vegas has this like, you know, it has the inside the letters.

It has like the Vegas sign and kind of, oh, crazy. All their schemes and stuff. And next year, the New Orleans one kind of has the Mardi Gras colors a little bit, you know. So maybe like eight years we'll get back to the real crazy ones. What was the last crazy one? I wouldn't say crazy, but the last one that just wasn't like corporate silver. Here's the Roman numerals in the stadium it's at was Super Bowl 44. Let's see.

Can you zoom in on that? Yeah. Or I'll do it. I got it. I don't know if you're going to be able to. It's kind of blurry. Oh, it was getting kind of. They're starting to get weak, though.

I'd say the last wild one. Hey, who was in 44 anyway? Cold Saints What station CBS? What station is on? Station, know about this? 0304

Right Those ones in the middle Yeah My favorite one That was in Houston So it's got a little bit Like the NASA astronaut fuel I never knew that

Hey I This might be a shocker But my favorite one is Packers Broncos 98 What's station? I mean, it's pretty iconic. He said, are you sure?

Oh, that's hot, bro. There's something about that one with the XXI. Yeah, that's sexy. Dude, give me the, the New Orleans Mardi Gras right there, the Packers Pats. That's a good one, too. God, it's so much fun. What I would do with a hat with that on it?

Fuck. Super Bowl merchandise used to go crazy, and now it's like, ew. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, it's good stuff. I think we're on our way back, though. I think we're on our way back a little bit. Yeah.

This is from Eric. It's all about the Y. What's up, guys? Love the Pound. I'd have a discussion item that you may be able to help out with. Why do all the quarterbacks who have the playful first name ending in a Y suck?

It seems you need to drop that middle school childhood shit if you want to be a polished NFL quarterback. Case and point. Joe Burrow, good. Joey Harrington, suck. Tom Brady, great. Tommy Davido, sucks. Tommy Maddox?

Eh, Steelers fans say he was eyed. John Elway, great. Johnny Mansell sucked. Johnny Unitas, okay, got one. I pulled me this out as a Steelers fan who has to deal with Kenny Pickett. Would he have been a different career path to going by the name Ken Pickett?

Am I missing something here? Help me draw up some more names. Peace on, Eric. That's a good observation. Good observation. Coming from a Joey, I don't really It's tough

I'm not an NFL quarterback But like That's just my name It's always been my name So I went You know I'm not one of those It's just like You're a grand bad drop the Y

So much more fun Yeah Ken Pickett I'm like boring Kenny Pickett I'm like Let's see what he's got Yeah I could probably sling it

Kenny Pickett Sounds like He wants to go for it on Fort Down Kenny Pickett Ken Pickett. I'm like, he's the, dude, he's a local lawyer that shows up in like preseason advertisements. Yeah, dude. Weird pads. Trouble to him? Call the Ken. Ken Pickett.

There's got to be a couple good quarter, a couple better quarterbacks that. I will say that Joe Burroughs, all the socials is Joey B. So he wants to be Joey. And the autograph that he sent me, he signs it as Joey B. 9. Oh, he's Joey deep down. Oh, yeah. He's Joey. And then, like, even it's like Matt Ryan, everybody calls him Maddie Ice.

They want him to be Maddie. Yeah. Tom. Joe. Yeah. I mean, he's got a point, like Joe Montana, uh, Dan Marino, not Danny. Danny Marino would have been a fan favorite.

Vinnie Testa Verdi? Come on. Hey. Hey, there we go. Come on. Vinnie Testa Verdi was bad, though, bro. He had a long-ass career. He did.

I just keep remembering the graphic they put up, 20 touchdown, 27 picks. I was like, damn. Like, that's balling, but like, damn, that kind of sucks, too. Danny Marino, though? Danny Marino, that's like, man, are we going to his lake house?

Sounds like a rapper. I want to party with this guy. Danny Marino. Oh, yeah. In the Dolphins, too? It just sounds like Marine. Oh, God. Perfect QB that embodies the city.

That's pretty good point, though, Eric. You got us. I don't know if it affects it. I think we're waiting for our breakthrough, you know, Tommy or Joey there. Jimmy? Is there Jimmy? I mean, Jimmy Garoppolo. Jimmy Johnson?

Not great. Jimmy Johnson. Yeah, Jimmy your up, but not great. I'm from Watson. Watson? Yeah, I like real background music. The peak of life was watching Dante Hall clips, so DMX is X going to give it to you blasting out your busted speakers.

Sean Taylor lighting up that punter in the Pro Bowl to POD's boom. Yeah, cool, so like, ready to luck. Simey ass like a safety with a dark biser, camp chancellor, or Brian Dawkins style. they just get us, bro. The clubhouse just gets us. It's crazy. I love it so much. I'm like,

I never knew people thought like this. You know? How good does it feel to not be alone? It's amazing. We finally, like, I thought I was the only, I thought we were the only ones. Flat my ass,

like a safety with a dark visor. Like, that's, I've always wanted to type that. I wasn't one of dark visor. okay this is some this is some crazy shit but i got give me like one minute um it's a really off topic but okay we had to present let me have to do a presentation in english class about whatever we wanted and uh we're we're all kind of making it like a little educate you know like we're all kind of being like school with it like dude and then joe it's joe king's turn to present

and he has a poster board and he goes uh today but be presenting about my favorite thing, visors. Bro, and his poster board's like the threefold thing, and it just has like seven pictures in there with dudes in the NFL with all black visors. Like two of Ray Lewis, like a bad one of Brian Dawkins, and he's like, I like visors because they look cool, they're sexy. It's like, and I always wanted to wear one. Like, dude, he's just doing a straight-up presentation about football players with visors, bro.

Dude, I'm in the front row with my head down because I'm like, John, like, this is a dream, bro. He's talking in presentation, canons. Yeah, he was, bro. He was like, he was talking about, like, the history of visors. He was like, you used to be able to wear any color you wanted, but because of concussions, you're not allowed. allowed to anymore. It's really a damper, but I still love visors. Thank you, everyone. I was like, this is, this is my dream presentation. All right, all right. That's all. I just had to say that. This is a vid came up and was like, my presentation is on Air Jordan shorts.

Pretty much. If those come back into style, those long Jordan shorts, you guys are, you guys are toast. Man, what I want to give to just open up a box of a brand new pair of go actually go to a fucking finish line, snag the baggiest longest pair of all black with a silver Jordan on it. Hey, basics. The past another one of your Instagram posts. You started laughing. 2012 Ben Instagram was something else, bro.

Yeah, if you want to really know who I am, just go to the bottom of my Instagram. Just has pictures of like Randy Moss and like, Jason Williams and Jordan shorts and like shoes and I'm like copped them. He posts. So real. Like eight pairs back when like Jordan would literally come out with royal blue, red, white, black, yellow, and every color, every color scheme of Jordan shorts.

You post like just eight pairs of them like perfectly stacked next to each other. Hashtag basics Like bro this is 101 Well it's because I set them up like that when I worked at champ So I was like kind of proud But also like this is the coolest thing I've ever done in my life You're kind of artsy with it Yeah

Yeah let me stack them Let me stack them Oh shit That's too good It's just called into the back of the end into the end zone. Caption.

This is the coolest celebration I've ever seen. When he did that, he turned the kick and he turned around. I was like, yo, if I'm on the other team, like, if I'm the other team's fan when he did that, I'm like, fuck. Yeah.

That guy is good, bro. From Patrick. All-Star Flag Football Center. What's up? Joey, been listening to these guys for a couple of months that I've just started straight binging the episodes from the beginning to make sure I don't miss any of the TG lore. Thanks, dude. Welcome.

Hell yeah. I was dying at y'all's bid from one of the early episodes talking about how you both played Stenner for your Pop Warner football teams in fourth and fifth grade. I played thinner for my parks and Red Flag football team in 30 grade because I was the only kid on the team who could successfully complete a shotgun snap, one-handed

by the way. It is crazy that no one can do that. Yeah, it's hard. Our team was absolutely terrible. We only had two plays that we ran the entire season. No joke, we ran the same two plays in an alternating pattern for every play of every game. One play was the quote, no play on nothing where the quarterback would leave his hands on his thighs and count to five on his fingers. And once it hid that fifth digit, I would snap the ball and the QB would just take off in whatever direction he wanted. The other was a jet sweep where the fastest kid on the team would go

in motion, get the hand it off and take off. And Salim Boring play calling this start with, and to make matters worse. There was a league rule that you could not have a delinement or no stack on the center, so I would just stab the ball, stand up, and half jogging to the next spot. Side note, pretty sure I was rocking the clunkiest, ugly starter football cleats for Walvar during this time. Talk about absolutely no drip.

Anyways, get under center and slap my ass with the discontinued grilled stuffed nacho from Taco Bell. Oh, discontinued. One in parentheses, too. Like, yeah. I'm glad he said that. There are some Taco Bell items.

I'm like, why did they ever stop? So that keeps you wanting more. Yeah, they know what they're doing, huh? But sometimes I'm like, they're never bringing that back. Thanks, Patrick. That was a good one. Sounds like your offense coordinator was Matt Canada. Starter cleats, man.

It's a tough one. Sometimes you just can't get your mom to buy the cool shit. Bro, at seventh grade, I had the Peyton Manning Reebok. they were horrible. But kind of hard though, because you're from Indianapolis. But they were just so clunky and thick and like it was just bad. The seventh grade? Yeah.

Damn, you were getting up there. Like, what am I doing? I had the, in fifth grade, I had the Edron James molded bottoms. I think there were like 50 bucks. That's why my mom bought them? But I was like, I thought they put the wrong price on them. I was like, why the fuck are these 50 bucks? We were at shoe carnival.

I was like, Hugh Carnival had some heat every now and then. Yeah, for sure. And then in eighth grade, I got the Adidas, Reggie Bush's, and I was like,

all right, this is a little bit. Now I can run a little bit. Eighth grade, you got the Reggie Bush cleats? Yeah. Oh, man, those were sexy with the gold on them.

God, dang. Yep. That's living. You know, I was like, mom, it's my eighth grade. Come on. I got a guy.

out with a bang, you know. I made the weight limit. I made the weight limit. I didn't, but still, seventh grade, it was like, no, you just get these. We'll do, no, eighth grade. I'm like, I'm not settling for no bullshit.

You didn't, you didn't make the weight limit in a year period? You were, you were pulling and kicking in eighth grade. Fucking left guard. No way. I would have been pissed at you, dog.

I was just playing line Yeah, you were hitting But still, I would have been like, Doug, lose like six pounds real quick So we can win the championship It wasn't six pounds, though Oh, you weren't close No, I was like, how the hell

How the hell did you weigh more than me in eighth grade? What the fuck? I remember there was like a story, like a legendary story about you Kind of weight where you didn't eat like three days And then you eat it and then you had like three Big Macs the night of that you made the weight because you were just so hungry or something. That was crazy.

I guess I never talk about that. But I had to drop like 10 or 12 pounds one year. And I was like, dude, I'm not playing linemen. What the fuck do you think this is? So I just didn't eat for a whole. That's crazy in eighth grade, I guess. That's kind of psycho. But I didn't eat for like three weeks.

And I just ran around the field all practice. it made it made sense that like it makes sense that you're just like I'm not being a fucking ugly ass loser alignment like I'm the running back I will be the running back it just didn't make sense

I was like bro and then there wasn't like they didn't check after you weighed in so I could just I could get up to 160 yeah it was the stupidest system ever not only because you had only wait for you at one time that you said to make it the beginning of the season

give back up to whatever you wanted to after that. Then two, okay, so I could play linebacker, but then you have the 90-pound kid running the ball, and I'm just decapitating him? Like, that just makes no sense. That was a little scary. When I was like, oh, shit,

their linebacker's like 200 pounds. Yeah, not that I'm, you know, still upset about it. Yeah, not that we care or think about it every night. Let's fix that, Sue. before my kid gets there. I can't wait till I mean you're the commissioners for CYO football and the what a dream. Seriously.

Putting out press conferences and shit. Coin toss for St. Simon against OLG. Fixed it in for the south side. Get the fix it. Hanging off the refs. There's a huge scandal on Channel 8. Oh, I would do it. At Roncalli Stadium.

This is from Austin. Down bad highlights. Hey, fellas. y'all talk about your favorite downbound highlights or obscure highlight videos you'll watch with your buddies. For me, it's a compilation of Kevin Love's outlet passes with the Cattle Lears and... Yo, that's real! Throwing touchdowns to LeBron all day long. Can you believe that?

Are you watching this? Besides the Luis Gull a perfect game, what other obscure highlights are you watching? Attached jumper cables to me like your coach P and spag my ass. Dude, the Kevin Love shit is... That's so funny because when he got drafted, They were just talking about his outlet passes. You know, they usually talk about a dude shooting or like his rebounding or defense, you know, normal shit. They're like, his outlet passes, Jay Billis talking about it.

I was like, shut the fuck up. And then he watches YouTube highlights and you're like, oh, shit. Yeah, what he was, what he was chubby Kevin Love coming out of UCLA? Bro, breaking backboards with the fade. And he was just absolutely fucking sieve in those. 78 feet record. Dude, that chubby Kevin Love and Travis Kelsey in high school, they would have been boys, bro.

Can you imagine being in that car? Kevin Love with the chin strap? That's the realest Kevin Love ever. Chubby K. Love with the chin strap and Travis Kelsey and a 2003 jeep chair key, three pairs of football gloves on the rearview mirror. and 16 black ice

subs in the trunk and on the back window Jordan decal right in the middle right middle low a low I thought he was going to the whole middle like is a big ass one they could rock that they could

they could if they wanted and then like the trailer hitch there's a trailer hitch thing but there's no trailer obviously, but they cover it up with the thing and it's Notre Dame, Notre Dame logo. Hey, this guy.

The fighting Irish guy. Strab, Kim Mub and Travis Kills Steve Best Friends. Forever. They need a kiss, brother. They need a kiss. They're the guys who like, they don't talk

like during the parties and shit. They're kind of just like standing on a wall. You never know what's going to happen? Like, are they pissed? Are they, they're definitely, like, all the girls just want to talk to them. They're like, they're just standing there. What the hell? Yeah, I'm dancing and shit.

I'm fun. Oh, I'm not on a show here. They're just standing there. Like, whatever, man. You didn't say two words this whole time. He's leaving with two girls. Okay. Typical Kayla.

Obscure highlights. Other obscure highlights. Noel Devine. Hey, Sam McGuffey High School. That's all the time right there. Dude, I think it's better than Tavon Austin. You know how Tavon. God.

You know how Tavon Austin's like the meme? Like you make your girlfriend watch Tavon Austin highlights. Dude, for me, it's Sam McGuffie. I'm sorry. But when he was jumping over people, a white guy, I was like, this is insane. Saw him play for Michigan. against Notre Dame in 2008. He took that screen to the hizzy.

Good memory. Oh, I was a Sam McGuffie stand, bro. For me, it's like Martavis Bryant. Just pull him some like 2014 Martavis Bryant Steelers highlights could just watch him and think, what if all day. Man, he is a big what if. All day. When the Steelers got him, I was like,

Oh my God Oh my God Who else did they have on that receiving core Antonio Brown Coddy Sweden Wasn't there one other one There was somebody else on there It was the dude that's on every

NFL team Oh Manuel Sanders He was gone by then He's been on every team I love it He's gone by then Ah from George Post game parking lot scuffles Hey fellas, did you guys ever encounter angry parents after a game when your team would beat their kids team?

On my high school basketball team, coach would only throw me in to use up foul. So I was instructed to foul hard at the rim when guys were putting too many points on us. As you can imagine, this led to a lot of pissed off parents wanting a high school to, quote, meet them in the parking lot after. They got so tense one game, our coach had to step in because the parent really wanted to get down. We won that game by like 30. Side note, I grew up in the same town as Guy Fierre. and his oldest kid, Hunter, is my age. We played high school.

We played his school in basketball, and one day guys showed up to see him. We noticed him during the game, but when we went to go find him after and say hi, maybe get a picture, he flipped up, flipped us off, and got his car. His kid team lost.

Anyways, keep up the good work, boys. Slat my ass with the same force you do to dab up your friends with other friend groups when you meet them for the first time to show dominance. That's an interesting one. So you was a goon. bro, that's an insane voice message.

He met Guy Fier. He played against Guy Fierry's son. That's what I said. And then after the game, Guy Fierry flipped him off. That's legendary. The spiky hair getting his red fucking cornucor bat. Blonde flavor saver. Yeah. It does.

How could you? Dude, that happened to me with, with Roger Clemens. What? It was 2006. My travel baseball team was playing in Cuperstown, New York. Like one of the biggest tournaments.

Roger Clemens, dude. Our team was playing. They were literally called the Texas Longhorns. Like, they were the Longhorns, and it was because of Roger, and his kid was on the team, and this exact shit happened. It was a sweet 16 of the tournament,

and Roger was there and he was sitting on the right field line where his, their team was on the first base side so he was over there. And before the game, their coach came over and was like, hey guys, just want to wish everybody looked.

You know, Roger's here today and he'd be glad to take pictures with everybody, say hey to everybody after the game. And, you know, it's just kind of a guy he is. I just want you guys to think about that, like super excited about it. It's going to be great. Immediately after the game was over,

we lost, Clemens gotten his golf cart, see ya. The coach used it as a mind game to try to do what that coach did. Yeah. Oh, Roger Clements, the rocket, no way. Like, you know, all that shit. Oh, my God. Was this like for a, this was like for the championship championship,

like Little League World Series shit? No, it was just a tournament in Cooperstown. But it was like a national tournament. We're in the Sweet 16. and playing the Longhorns and so he went over and did some psychedelics on us thinking about me to Roger or Roger Clemens Dude parents are insane

Crazy Imagine pulling that as a dad The 12 year olds Psycho That's scumbag of the year Hey what was your little league team name though The Bulldogs Edgewood Bulldogs

Edgewood Bulldogs I always wanted an Edgewood Bulldogs dog's like hat or jersey you guys were tough that went pretty hard that went pretty hard my mom is a team my mom still hates roder clements because of that i would too i hate him right now eyes is um sees when you talk about them it's different though when a mom hates somebody than when a dad hate somebody dads are like yeah i hate him but like he's still pretty good moms are like i'll kill him literally yeah uh last one here uh from uh frequent frequent emailer here, Shiona.

Hey, J. Don't even been. I'm curious on how you guys feel about the Niners and she's being in the Super Bowl. I'm pumped because I love the fact that the Jersey colors are the same. Sounds crazy, but hear me out. Super Bowls around Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day colors, as we know are red, white, and pink, accessorized with gold or silver between both teams. It's white, red, and gold. As I'm typing this, I can totally see how this could be a stretch, but I'm keeping my stretch. Anyway, let me know your thoughts with the Super Bowl. You guys are amazing and killing it. Thanks. These next few years are going to be the game changer for y'all. God, I'm going to cry.

Yeah, I mean, we talked earlier with the uniform is really opposite of you. So, hey, but you know what? Good on you. That's how you've twisted it. Maybe I'll twist it in my head and I'll be like, oh, this isn't so bad now. I like that twist a lot. I'm actually getting on board now. Yeah, everybody hates the uniforms. Fuck it. I like them. I like them. Yeah. Because if you get, if you get down, yeah, you're right. Like, at Valentine's, you get it with a little hint of gold. Oh, Valentine's Day with a little bit of gold. Oh, Valentine's Day with a little bit of gold.

I like throwing in the alternate color. You know how the Tennessee volunteers sometimes, like, throw a little light blue in there? And you're like, that's sexy is, that's sexy. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what we're doing, the Valentine's Day, throwing that little bit of gold trim in there, and it makes it special. Just a touch. But other than that, I mean, I think it's, yeah, I think it's going to be a banging game.

Like, they're both awesome teams. Yeah. I mean, for Christian and George. Hopefully they can win. But, man, you keep naming him. And Debo, and Debo, Sam. Dibbo is good.

Yeah, he's good. He's good. Fred Werner. And I was a big Navarro Bowman fans. Yeah. Great green malls. Uh-huh. Great Gore.

I mean, he's a alum, you know. Yeah, that's true. Javon Hargrave. He's a former Steelers, so. Just keep on. It's cute. I think Kugiaq. He's a pretty bright offensive mind.

Yeah. Tuafunga Halunga I fuck I'm the same Who The same Troy Paula Bollahar like him Yeah Just because it reminds you a Troy Paula

And my dad He's like Jerry Rice He looks like Jerry Rice out there Here Garrison Hearst was one of my favorite guys on Madden So Glenn coffee retired I went to the military

so that's pretty cool. Anything good run. It's part of the troops, dude. Yeah. So we're 49ers fans, dude. I will be polling for them, yes. And it's nothing to do with, I don't. I'm not one of those feet, like,

I'm not one of those. Oh, Taylor Swift, old Trebles. I'm not that. It's well documented on the show that I'm big, big Swifty, big Taylor Swift guy. So it's not because of that. I just, you know it's fake. The whole thing's,

fake. In this instance, like the Niners more. I mean, you can make an argument, man. Like,

they're drawing like 60 million viewers per weekend. I mean, it's insane. Like, they're the chiefs? Yeah.

They should be. I mean, this Super Bowl, like, we might have like the 300 million. Like, it's going to be crazy.

They have, Destiny, bro. It's destiny. Ben will be one of the ones who isn't watching. So,

congratulations. I might be, yeah I might be, dude we'll see There's no chance All right That's it for this week What a show man

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Whoop I think about fun at me Keep sending, like we say, like, send it to five people. Send to a group chat and just give them a three, two, two sentence run down. Sentence run down. This guy talked about the 90s NFL. I mean, you know, and just get people to get in on the clubhouse. Yeah, you know your friends that like talk about the same type of shit that you talk about.

They need to be listening to this. because like we're not alone, baby. We are not alone. There are people that just fixate about like Joey Harrington's sleeves the way they're not. They don't have elastic for the lions. People just, that's all I think about. Yep. You got a friend that that's all he thinks about.

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You guys can be brothers, honestly. I'm like, I hate them, but goddamn, I kind of want to kiss him. Brady Quinn, too, for some reason. I saw him on my TV the other day, and I was like, I hate that guy, but deep down, I was like, I want to hug him. Team these guys at gmo.com. We love you guys. And, yeah, cool.

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