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Episode Date: December 5, 2023

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These guys. Zumi boys. There's some Zumi boys. Zumi-Zumi. Zumi. That's what I see. What is that? What is that from?

God, what an annoying game, huh? Is that the game all the girls played at recess and you wanted to kill yourself? that's all that but it's also the game that like was fun the first three times you played it maybe two times you played it in college and then all of a sudden you're like man why are we slamming and screaming so much what oh what is it though is it like a drinking game yeah uh bumy zoomie zoomie two two three four oh i'm out bro i'm good i hate games i can't just shut up

sit down god damn zoomie zoomie zoomie Zumi, Zumi. What's up, I remember playing it and when I was introduced to it, I was like, oh my God. It was like a good group.

There's like eight of us. Dylan was there. We were having fun. Like you have like a partner where it's like you have to memorize each other's numbers or something. And then like when somebody says it, you have to say it. And if you don't,

then everybody's like, but I was, you know, you said four. So I thought it was five. Hey, too many rules. Too many.

rules. It's already like, you know, it's like, hey, we know that you're just playing the game because you want to try to be the partners with the girl you want to hook up with. So like, just do it or don't. Like you need a game. You need a right. To see a slam. If you need a game, you don't got game. Wow. TG, TG laws. You should have you got a game. You should have

dropped that on F. Why. There you go. That's a good game. You know, got game. Yeah, it is nice. Hey, I'll save it for the next season.

Yeah. Why don't you just host next season? We do this bullshit being on. I don't know, man. I don't know what's going on. It's like the initiation, you know?

Why did they do? I don't even know if you could talk about this, but me and Ryan, we were always like kind of wondering. We were like, okay, so they've had three seasons of F-boy Island now. Why don't they have an F-girl island?

Where like, Ben and Casey and Mercedes is like the three dudes and there's like 25 chicks who are trying to, you know, like they have The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. Why don't they have F Girl Island? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, who wants to watch a bunch of dude drama? That would be even better. Oh, I know.

They were like talking about it, but who knows, dude. Who knows with all that shit? Yeah. You should. I'm glad you're watching, bro. You caught up. You should pitch it so you don't have to do the CW so the CW can't take it from us.

Trust me. They already did. Just now. God damn it. I'm glad you got in the holiday spirit. What do you mean? Just wearing the Miami shirt in LA, you know. Everything is just perfect.

Not okay. Perfect summation. You know what I did? Hold on, hold on, hold on. What did you do? Oh boy. I'm guessing that this is going to be. It was the most like decoration of some sort.

Right, right, right. Right when I got here yesterday, went to Target and got the Christmas cheer candle. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I don't even know. Like, I'm trying to describe the smell.

It smells like like a childhood like family room. Like, you know, when you got shit, you know, shit's just booming, like peak Christmas. Like maybe when you're like, eight there's a game on the big like box big screen TV that's the living room it smells like and

you're just like fuck yeah maybe there's a real tree in the corner is that the only is that the only decoration that you got or did you get more um that's all i've got right now but i'm gonna go back like i was i was i walked there so i was like i don't want to walk back with a bunch of like garland and trees and reindeer and shit but because i was thinking about it i was like i could go crazy right now. There's a sexy little target right by my place at here. So I'm like, yo, nice. This isn't going to end well for you, Target.

Targets out there are weird. Like, you know, I target where we're from an indie, you know, I'll go in the suburbs with my family. And it's a goddamn adventure. And it's a huge super target. And, you know, there's a chick-fil-a that's right there by it.

And, like, there's a giant parking lot. Yeah. And you go and it's an experience. and all the ones in LA are just like tucked into a random ball with a library attached to it. There's a, it's like a store for a target out here. It's more than market.

You're like, it's kind of like a halfway target. I'm like, I want the full thing. I want to get lost in a super target. Right. Yeah, I don't want to have to take an escalator

to go upstairs to the men's clothes thing. That's exactly what it is. Downstairs in the target, there's a Starbucks. I'm like, this is downstairs? I know. It's crazy.

And right when you walk in so much like Target Rams gear, how crazy is that? Just like, I'm like, this isn't right, dude, this isn't right. You always think that Target

would step their game up from Walmart or Kmart in terms of the gear. Yeah. They don't. No, it's all the same off brand. I'm like, can we get some actual shit in here?

Like, what's the big deal? Like, get a jersey. Can I get like a Cooper cup in here? but what's so interesting is that like the clothes themselves like the men's clothing section like hell yeah i'll go on there and get a sweater like a pair of black jeans yeah you know like get a few like waffle shirts you know like i'll outfit myself at target but in terms of team team

gear disgust it's that hell out of here who's in charge all that shit have you been to dude myer team gear have you seen mire like Purdue shit i'm like no who's who's take a look next time you go to Meyer on some weird shit just go in the men's like apparel you'll see they always look at you and it's all so like

who like what mom was like yeah that's fine it all looks like the stuff that you would put on a big dog you know like a gold retriever yeah like a gold retriever or chocolate lab like those fuck ass Purdue jerseys

that they have where it's like oh get your dog name Mackey a boiler jersey and then it says boilers on his, says boilers on his back. Yeah, you're right. You wear that shit. The numbers are like lower than they should be because

it's got to go on the longer back of a dog. I hate that, man. Don't talk about that. That makes me sick, dude. And this is some nerdy uniform talk and this is the place to do it. Okay, you know, okay, this is real, this is real in depth. Okay, so Nike

came out with all the new Nike uniforms this year and that new template you know what I mean for all the Nike college schools and all the NFL teams and the numbers if you look are a lot lower than they should be on every single NFL uniform

check it out next time you like watch the Steelers the numbers are like this much lower than they should be and it's driving me fucking insane I know I'm not the only one that sees this I haven't picked up on that peep it dude next time you see peep it because they've got like the way it's sewn like the Nike jersey

Nike uniforms have like a thread right here and it pushes everything a little bit more down dude next time you see it clubhouse somebody in the clubhouse will my might well on this one I would

keep an eye on it next time I watch the Steelers but I may not ever watch the Steelers again so I may not ever see it what's going on there can we get a minute because I need some explaining because I just go on Twitter and I'm like, I'm like a half-ass Steelers fan and I'm like, so what's going on? Like, Kenny Pickett's

not really getting a job done. This is so sporty and shit, but like just what is happening? It's just a it's just a mix of a whole lot of not good things. You got a minute to talk about it? You know, I

don't want to just do it. I don't want to speak it because I don't want to indict myself. You know, it's like one of those that like if I said what I really wanted to say, bro, come on, do it. I can't have a relationship with the team, man. Like I can't do it.

Water down a little bit, but they probably don't mean the players. I just mean like the actual team itself. Like they want to like collab on stuff and like I'm very grateful and it's awesome and like do stuff like that. So it's just like I can't like. Yeah, it sucks. I'm obviously huge fan and like, yeah, I pisses. me off and I it really really like really like just it affected my Sunday and my Sunday night last

night like it did but I I it's still like I it's tough I can't just like talk out of both sides of my mouth because then all of a sudden I'm like ruining relationships you know what I mean. Yeah. So what's a what's I will say I will say with scissors you're about to like slice your head off. I will say that I do believe. that the organization, the higher ups of the organization itself and we're full on nerd sports talk and uniform talk to start this show.

Who the hell even are we? But they are fully just so bought in and arrogant about themselves and stubborn that it's now gone from like we want to be the best organization and win and make their right calls to

we want to show everyone that we're the Pittsburgh Steelers and we. We want to be the best organization. And we, do things our way no matter what everyone else says and how long people have been around that even though their message is perhaps grown

a little stale and the game is starting to pass them by. We're the Steelers and we have won six world championships and we have only had three head coaches since 1969 and nobody else does it this way and this is how we do things and that does get a little

nauseating, a little nauseating. A little nauseating and especially gets nauseating when everyone from a 10,000, 30,000 foot view, you know, who are from Andy or aren't in Pittsburgh who don't follow the team like I do. You know, people on a bus at Disney World who see him wearing a Steelers thing. I want to talk to me about, oh, man, that Tomlin, I mean, he just deserves coach to the year. I mean, I don't know how he does it. I look up every week and I'm like, Tomlin, just getting it done again. Yeah. Everyone, where's everybody talking about that shit? When you come out,

Ladis head out and you're down 24 to 3 to the Arizona Cardinals at home and a must have December game. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they give me that coach to the year talk then guys. But, you know, hey, he never had to losing season. So never got losing season, man. You know, it's just, he was so lucky. Count your blessings that you got coach, Tomlin, man. Anyways. So they need to fire the coach. Okay. I just look like Andy Reid coached the Eagles forever took him to four NFC five in a C championship's a Super Bowl like every year my life growing up Eagles right eventually it was like hey you know we're just got to move on he goes to Kansas City works out for them

they get Doug beat Peterson and then they get Nick Seriani works out for them like yeah Eventually, it just like, okay, the argument is always been everybody like, BP, everybody always says, you know, the media and everybody's like, oh, well, if they got rid of Tomlin, he would be hired at another job before he walked out the door. So that's your premise of keeping your coach that other people are going to hire him. It's like being in a shitty relationship, not a shitty, but like a relationship that you're just like, I think it's kind of run its course. We've been together for like seven years.

I don't want to marry her, really, but like, I know that if I broke up with her, that like six guys would be in her DMs right away. So that's the reason for staying with her? I hit a little too close to home. Sorry. Okay. I mean, you asked me to talk about it. I talked about it. No, that's good.

No, no, it is. It's just like, it's good. It's good. Dude, like, I'm on the, I seriously, that's no lie. I'm on the bus in Disney World. Okay. Tuesday. First day that we're there.

It's literally. me, Riley, our son Frankie, and my parents came with. It's us five on this bus from our resort to Disney World. Magic Kingdom,

the place with the castle, right? Happiest place on fucking Earth. We have a family of like five that's sitting there with us, right? And this guy is just one of those guys who wants to talk constantly.

No matter who it is, no matter who's there, he just always has something to say. He wants to be in on the conversation. He doesn't get the clues to just shut the hell up, right? No, no. And so then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, you guys are from Indy? Well, wow, okay.

Yeah, the Colts didn't look pretty good. My dad's like, ah, well, actually, we're Steelers fans. So then you get to go through that whole big bullshit, right? So then after from there, right, this guy's like, oh, man, he gets into the Tom and stuff. But I'm like, I just shared him. He's like, he deserves coach the year. I said, ah, I'm not disagree with you on that one. He was like, oh, man, I just, you know, I don't, I don't follow him every week.

But, hey, no shit, guy. I don't follow him every week. but man, I look up and I just see that getting done. Okay. You want to really have the conversation guy? Why don't you just sit over there with your fucking Lilo and Stitch, beanbag on your shoulder and shut the hell up? I think he realized halfway through that he's talking to like this,

the actual Pittsburgh Steeler. The pits, the Pittsburgh. Yeah, he's talking to actual. Actually, he's talking to Ben Rathosberger on a bus. Hey, dude, why don't you

promote your show on the 21st? I know. Yeah, I didn't last time. I loki forgot. But this time, hey, everybody, Indianapolis, uh, December 21st, helium comedy club. I'm headlining. She'll come out. It's going to be, uh, nuts. So yeah, see there. Tickets in the description of the podcast and on Instagram and all that stuff.

Holiday hoes. Holiday hose, bro. you coming? Man, it really you're trying to do a tight seven. I mean, I could do yeah, whatever, whatever you would want, whatever you would want

whatever. We're just going to stand up there and people are going to throw fucking chickens at us, dude. Live ones too. If you really want to know what I want, that's it's that. Thursday, it's a Thursday night. It's on December 21st, which we decided

last year in our holiday. host season that the 21st is actually the best day of the year. That's our favorite one. See you there. 21st is really 20 first is nuts. Thursday? Oh, Christmas is on a Monday, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Christmas weekend though. Starting off Christmas weekend. Yeah. How about the whole dude, Sunday's Christmas Eve. Does that even make sense? Oh, it's so weird because every NFL game is going to be on. It's one of those where like they don't move it at all.

Wait, so is who's playing on that's crazy. I don't know if I like that. Who's playing on actual Christmas Day? Nobody? No, they're doing like three. I'm pretty sure. They're doing like, they're using thanks. They're, they're NFL just came in. They're like, fuck everybody. Hey, burpee boy. Whoa.

Whoa. NBA. I know that that was your day. We don't care. We're going to schedule. Remember that three games on it last year. Oh, yeah. Wait, no, I don't remember because I did.

I don't think it's a damn thing on Christmas. I don't even remember Christmas last year. Like the Dolphins and the Packers played. I'm pretty sure this year I'm going to pull up the schedule. But yeah, it's on a Monday. So instead of doing just the Monday night game, they're like, yeah, it's a holiday. They screw the NBA.

We're going to play three games that day. That's what they should do, though. I know the NBA is like Christmas, but like, dude. Monday. December 25th Chiefs Raiders 1 o'clock Not very Christmas

Eagles Giants 430 That's Christmas right there Eagles Giants is Christmas Dude and then The night capper The Monday night football On Christmas night 49ers Ravens

It's pretty Christmassy Pretty Christmassy I remember they play on Thanksgiving night When the Harballs are both coaches there Like when I was in high school That's fuck It's like a Harbow That's some family

shit, dude. What's your ideal Christmas matchup? Can't say Steelers. What? Yeah. Damn. Ideal like just all time or like now right now like this season. Like right now you, they're like NFL's like Joey, pick the 430 slot on Christmas. That would be the San Francisco 49ers at the Green Bay Packers. Oh, I knew you're going to stay back. You mother. Okay. No. Okay. But if this,

but if you could, you're like Packers. Packers. Packers. Yeah. Could you just do Packers Legends? Ray Nagersky and, uh,

fucking Brett Farve on like two opposite sides. Like it's a Madden game. Dude, how about when you're playing Madden online or against when you're like stingy as friends and you pick the Steelers and they're like, I'm the Steelers too. So it's just Steelers against, dude,

that shit makes me want to die. I'm like, bro. who's yours ideal christmas matchup yeah um damn god i hate it but like i can't believe i'm saying this shit dude wait does it have to be nfc a fc no i just did two nfc's who's my squad i might have to look at all the teams hold on hold on dude for some reason why why are the texans like kind of dope right now CJ Stroud

Demiiko Rines Are they fun to watch Nah, I can't watch The Texans on Christmas Fuck that They're not Christmas though Come on They're not Christmas

For some reason I'm thinking like This is weird bro This is weird Vikings Eagles I want it Ooh I want it

I want it Vikings Yeah Vikings very Christmas I feel like growing up For some reason They were always playing like

On that random Christmas Eve game Randy Moss That's why I said I used to, I was watching the Vikings by the Christmas tree one year on Christmas Eve and just saw Randy Moss and I was like, this is the best game of all time. I think they're playing the Falcons too on some weird shit. Do you remember the Colts and the Vikings played on Christmas Eve? I'm pretty sure. Like in like the year 2000 or something. I went to that game. It was insane.

You serious? Yeah, dude. It was insane. My dad was like, I got tickets to Vikings Colts Christmas Eve. Randy Moss is playing. I was like, yo, let's fucking go. All the Santa of hats. Insane. Dude, it was, it was legendary. And then the next morning

is Christmas? Shut the fuck up. Crazy. See, I could do, I could do a Christmas Eve game. I don't think, I don't think I could do a Christmas. Like last year when the Steelers played on Christmas Eve against the Raiders,

like if I could have gone, like if they would have been in town and playing the Colts or something, you play them on Christmas Eve night. Like, I could do that. Yeah. I can't, Christmas day.

I need to be in, in the Christmas zone. like, right. It's so, you gotta be in a house on Christmas, dude. The whole time, I would just be like,

this is cool. I'm glad I'm here, but like, I'd rather just have it on at home and like, be by fire. I know. God, we're such hose,

dude. We're such hoes. I'm not, I'm not. Hey, do you ever like kind of like feel bad a little bit for the players that have to play on the holidays? Every day.

It's so bad. And I think they, they kind of don't, want to be there either. They're like, we'll win, but like, I got to go home after this, you know, like, like, I, like, sometimes I think about, I'm like, man, like, oh, dude, that guy just got drafted by the Cowboys. Sick. Oh, he's going to have to play on Thanksgiving every year. I, I, I didn't want to ever say it, but like, yeah, I'm like, damn, I couldn't do that. It's like NFL, your family, bro, pick one. I'm like, Thanksgiving.

It's sad, but. I do. It's like that shit. it's like that shit where you're like man I'm wearing that pair of shoes in a while I'm just going to throw them on and let him know they're like you're still there I still see you like dude Barry Sanders has never had a Thanksgiving ever

no Troy Aikman doesn't even know it is yeah like I feel bad for the broadcasters too honestly still like Troy Akeman I'm going to be out of Jim Nance Jim Nance not there on Thanksgiving or Christmas every year dude but Troy Akeman

played for the Cowboys and then now he broadcast. So that's just like 50 years of no, no Thanksgiving. Same with Romo, but now, uh, now to mention for, for Aikman, he's with ESPN. So he gets it now because he's running night football. Nice. But he won't get Christmas this year because he's going to be doing Niners Ravens. Wow, we're fucking geeks, bro. We're nerds. Anyway, how was Disney world? Weirdly, it was like 49. degrees when we're at Magic Kingdom. Is that good?

I liked it. Yeah. You know, because you think about it, you're always just like, ah, Disney. Oh, Central Florida shit, it's gonna be humid as hell. And then you're down there, I literally wore, uh, like a Mickey Santa Crueneck and sweats.

And we're chilling, man. That's fit. We were literally chilling. Yeah, it was awesome. What kind of food did you eat? What kind of food? Um, I didn't know this,

but like, some people actually just go to Disneyland to Disney World just to eat. Didn't know that. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, food's okay. Like, oh, dude,

we went to, uh, we had this place at Hollywood Studios. And it's called, uh, like Woody's Roundup Rodeo or something. And it's this toy story themed barbecue joint.

That was amazing. We had such good food there. Yeah. it was awesome what we had like buzz light it was like family style yeah like you're in there and it's almost like you're in like Andy's room and you're all supposed to be like kind of like toys right so it's set

up and you're sitting on like tables that are like different shit that would be at Andy's room right and the the menu is they have like family style barbecue right so they bring out this platter that just has like brisket ribs chicken. They have all the different barbecue bottles on there. So you get a little spicy.

You get a little sweet. Get a little tangy or whatever, right? Mix them up. We got cheese tats that were awesome. Which they called them, what do they call them? Berylls. They called them potato barrels.

Oh, who's that? Give me a fucking barrel. Right. And then, dude, they had these cheesy biscuits. They were cheesy biscuits. And they had like a little like holo panes. jelly that you would put on the biscuits or you could dip in them.

Holy shit. It was amazing, dude. It was so good. Is there a pizza planet there? No. What are we doing? That's exactly what I said. Because at Magic Kingdom and Tomorrowland,

they have that kind of like cafe that almost kind of seems like a pizza planet. I literally said to Rye, my dad, and we're in line for lunch there at Magic Kingdom. I was like, you know, I think they're really missed an opportunity because Tomorrowland's been there for a while, but I was like, I felt they missed an opportunity for when Toy Story came out to just put up a real life fucking pizza planet.

Who's not going? Who didn't want to go to that when you're a kid? Who doesn't want to go to that right now? It's a planet. Why does that sound so good? The pizza's so good. They got all those games in there and shit. Missed up, babe.

Come on, Mickey. Get your shit together. Yeah, so it's cool. You just walk so much, bro. That's all it is. All it is is walking. Like 18,000 steps a day. It was crazy.

It was the best ride. Wow. Nothing really stuck out, huh? I got to do the rise of resistance for Star Wars. I did the Millennium Falcon with my dad, so that was cool. The one where you got to like steer and there's like other people. Bro, that's a bitch. We were both pilots, so that was cool.

That's a lot of responsibility. I was like, I don't know if I'm. a guy for the job, honestly. I know. I was kind of scared. Gunner just shooting and shit. Where I'm always the pilot.

I'm like, you fuckers are lucky, bro. It's one of those weird ones too that like up is down and down is up. Like if you go right, you're going left. I'm like,

can you just make it normal? No, it's got to be the hardest thing ever. And all the gunners and engineers are talking shit. I'm like, you get up here and drive. Yeah.

Pressure's on. Back there running your mouth, dude. I'll crash this thing. My dad. Me and my dad had this. old couple that was back there was me and my dad and this old couple

and they were like the Disney old couple you know like this is something they probably do like once or twice a year and you can just tell that they were like really disappointed in their experience because we were flying and I was like get the fuck out of here move along Nana move along

Rise of resistance was dope yeah they got dude they have those like trackless roller co-coasters now you know what I mean you didn't write any of those like the track is like magnetic underneath you

so it seems like you're just like going around everywhere it's controlled but there's not you can't see the track where it's like okay I know that I'm turning left up here or we're like getting ready to drop or anything like that it's trackless ooh I don't know about that like the ratatuity ride

at Epcot dope that's crazy man Disney I know it's a whole different world dude everybody's got their matching t-shirt shirts on and shit. Like, it's such a thing.

The outfits are such a thing. I didn't know. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about, yeah, I was thinking about it. I was just like,

it's so crazy that like, Walt Disney, like this all just came from him, like wanting to draw cartoons. Like, all of this, all these enterprises and these Etsy pages of these people making these fake ass shirts and sweatshirts and hats and family.

Like, just because Waltz, Disney, like, wanted to have an imagination. Yeah, let's just pop off. Let's pop off and draw a mouse real quick. Let's draw mouse and then own the entire world, literally. Whole world. And he's still alive, which is the craziest part. And he's just listened to us say that about him. So it's good.

Walt Disney, well, Disney died in 1966. He's 100% still alive, dude. Don't even act like he's not moving around under the ground at Disney World somewhere. You know. one of those lizard people. Oh, yeah. He's, dude, he's alive. He's the, that's the most faith I've ever had in anything that Walt Disney is alive for sure. It's the Disney conspiracies. We're not going to get into him. But what are they want to? Bro, he's frozen. He is? Don't act like you don't know all these, bro. Come on. Like Ted Williams? No, like, Walt Disney, they froze his ass to

like keep him alive and like all that kind of shit. And like the secret was getting out so hard that he was frozen. They made the movie Frozen. So when you Google Frozen, Frozen, Frozen the movie comes up instead of Walt Disney. I didn't see. I didn't know any of this, dude. I swear to got. Oh, check that.

When you're down bad on TikTok, just look up some weird Disney stuff. And yeah. I do like those TikToks about Disney where that was like one of those people. that has that song that's like, and it's always like, and it's always like, I was rewatching Toy Story 2 when I saw this. And it's like

some little Easter egg that's from a different Disney movie that like shouldn't have a tie or anything like that in. And then they go through there, you're like, oh my God, maybe this is, it's all just one giant world. Yeah. I love dude. I'm such a whore for an Easter. egg. Like that toy story ball, that yellow one with like the blue star

and it will show up in like fucking Rogue 1 or something. Bouncing around. You're like, wait. God, I want that ball so bad. Can you buy that ball? That ball looks so bad. Yeah, they got them everywhere. They got them everywhere down there. Oh, I don't want to play dodge ball with that ball. It's weird.

Yeah, they're hard. Like it's like the hard plastic. You fuck somebody up with that toy story ball. It'd make like a squeaky noise too and it connects. And you're like, what? Yeah. All right. yeah you know what song I'm talking about now on tic-tok no I was trying to be yeah I do like that I like that you always know some crazy shit is about to happen and

it's like somebody explaining something in depth and you're like wait what you put that song and it's probably why they do it 100% you put that song in any TikTok I'm probably watching the first 12 seconds at least yeah my face right when that song plays wait doesn't matter what it is dude it could be I could I could it could be the thing I care the least amount about I'd be like this has got to be some interesting

tie in here so interesting and there's a new sound on TikTok I know you've heard it it's in the background of like the the germy shocky highlights and like the Grongkowski highlights it's like a good rap beat but like every time it plays

it's like a it shows like a wide receiver and a DB going at it. Like in like him. It's like a, it's like an O'Dell Beckham Jr. like Josh Norman like match up. And it just shows

him going at it. But every time it's probably just on my TikTok right now because all I do is watch them. But every time I hear that rat beat, it's like a linebacker and a tight end. And I'm like, oh, I got to see this shit. I don't know. I don't know that one. Yeah, please do because

I'm sure I have heard it. But it's insane. I don't enough I'm going to be able to find it or if I want to. It's all right. You don't got to find it. Okay. Bro. But God damn.

It's, uh, what's up? We, we have, we have arrived to bowl season. Is it still? No, it's not capital one bowl week. Is it? Is it? I think the sponsor may have changed. I don't know if it's a capital one bowl mania bowl week anymore.

can we just can we just run through some of the bull names and we can talk about them yeah the logos are really doing their thing it's probably because i used to seeing the super bowl logos you know they're like super similar now like the last 10 super bowls are like whatever but bowl game logos bro my god yeah that's the new that's the new super bowl logos is are these this might be my favorite one right here 76 Birmingham bowl Oh, that 76 logos fire. Just looks like football. Yep.

Every time I see a 76 gas station, I'm like, I got to, I got to give them some love. I think, uh, dude, the potato bowl. Potato bowl's popping off. Wait, what? Oh, that. The famous Idaho potato bowl and they made a football, the potato cream. The sour cream for the laces. Well, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's good stuff right there's something clean and sexy about this too.

Yeah. Just makes you want to be tropical. Yeah. Let's go on a vacation, honey. Where are we going? The Myrtle Beach Bowl. Sounds good to me. I get down with the one on the Gasparilla Bowl with the two swords coming off the side.

Looking insane. I don't know if I like this. I could do a, I could do a polizzi or a polizian. minute on this one too. Yeah. Yeah. Football games at baseball stadiums. Stop. Yeah. Stop. Who likes them? It's like, hey guys, they used to do that in like 1934 when they didn't have an option.

Like they had to have play everything in the same place. Now we literally can make a football stadium anywhere of anything. There's like 50 yards of sideline on one of the sidelines. And it's always like Northwesterns. I'm like both both teams have to be on the same sideline. They have to do like the signs and shit. I'm disgusted. Remember when the Raiders used to play on a baseball field? Be like Tim Brown taking a slant to the house and you'd be running over like brick dust. Oh, you knew it was September because you knew it was September football when that shit was

happening. That and where the 49ers, really like God. Okay. Here we go. I know, but I'd still love every minute of it because it'd be on NFL prime time. They'd be playing the Packers. but yeah and it hit the

as Tim Brown was taking it to the house over second base Tim Brown biggest shoulder pads of all time biggest shoulder pads no gloves

white towel dangling I'm like dude get with the times I love you but get with the times man OG OG like face mask too yeah

he had the first version of everything that Raiders squad Tim Brown Jerry Rice Did they have like a newer like a receiver too

like a younger dude who was kind of like you know because it couldn't have been those old ass dudes fine I'll look it up best Google search ever

2002 2008 Oakland Raiders roster yeah dude it had to be like dude dude dude high streets Jerry Porter

he was sick as fuck bro oh Jerry Porter on the Raiders was nasty dog I knew they had to have a young gun in there uh huh Rich Gannon just slinging Rich Gannon with the oldest football helmet of all time those skinny ass brown pads inside

that I'm like that's not doing shit dude Ew who is the running back Charlie Garn I don't know why I want to say Tyrone Wheely Yeah that fits a little more This is a shoulder pad

height fits a little more But Tyrone Wheatley Charlie Garner It was nasty though Oh he was on the team He was on the team Charles Woodson And Rod Woodson Bro off man how confusing

Is that scouting report Two Woodson's I'd be like Jesus dude The marketing The social media team For the 2002 Raiders if it existed, definitely would put out like a spoof Woodson and Woodson law firm video.

Yeah. Like twins. Oh shit. The 2002 Oakland Raiders. Yeah, that's not. The bowl season, man. Any thoughts on the college football playoff? I think the worst.

I think like this Alabama team, like the worst. team, I think is going to be the best Michigan team ever every time, I think. Yeah. Like, as a Michigan fan, like, you can just tell. Bro, did you see their reaction? Oh, that's, I was like, oh, not a good look. Not good, man.

Not a good look. Like, it wasn't anyone important that was like, oh, man, but like, that was not okay. Like the overall audio was like, oh. Yeah. Do, hey, a bunch of dudes doing this. Hey, a lot of the audio listeners just putting your the double hands behind the head are on top of the head. Like, oh, no. When you saw that A on the screen, a lot of this going on.

Uh-huh. Yep. Harba didn't even know what was going on. I think Alabama's better this year, bro. Oh, their quarterback's like a wide receiver. I'm like, good luck. He's sick. Yeah.

Yeah. See you never. He is. It's just so far. Like every year with the. debate and then now next year we're going to be debating the 13th and 14th team and it's just it's exhausting i'm okay with the six uh make it more you know they got 12 next year they're doing 12 yeah oh like an actual like December bracket yeah yeah that's what's up

that's first round of games at first round of the games like on campus the first and second round games on campus and then the third round would be the final four they do those like the Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, etc. Yeah, I'm in, it should be good.

Yeah, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is that like, when people are going to bitch no matter what, like next year, the 13th ranked team is going to be, you know, we should have been in.

This is stupid. Broken system. They need a playing in game or something. Yeah. This schedule, though. God, I just love the,

the December 16th to the 23rd with the college football games. There's just nothing like it. But it's just something about this though. Some about that. Something about that, dude. There's some. That's the one I'm watching, I think. Hey, Tennessee, Iowa and playing in Orlando for the 18th year in a row in a bowl game.

Why is it? Why is it always the same? dude. But yeah, like, starting on Saturday, December 16th, 11 a.m. Myrtle Beach Bowl, Georgia, Southern versus Ohio. Like, you know, you're just sitting there. You're either getting ready to go to like a bar crawl or a weird family Christmas

that isn't your family. That's like, it is your family, but it's not the one you celebrate with on Christmas. It's like the one that's like, yeah, it's just, you'll get it over with it to be there for an hour and a half or two hours, have some weird pizza. pizza, I'd be done with it. Oh, fire. But like, still, you're like, hey, I got quite the slate for this, for this, uh, get together with G. Hey, the, the game you're watching when you're hung over. For sure. Nobody's watching that, dude. That game at 7.30 though. The game you're watching when you're high over. Northwestern in a bowl game. I'm like, see it. No, thank you. Oh, this is, oh, this is nice. This one, the dude, Detroit.

always has a heater. Those colors, like that's, that's a wild color matchup. I know, green in Minnesota. Some about these two teams are going to have so much fight in them. You know? Oh, yeah. The one that we really got our attention, though. Well, the two.

What's the one that I sent you? Was it the famous side of? Yeah, it was. Georgia State, Utah State, Saturday, December 23rd, 3.30. Oh, that's it. or the Birmingham bowl with your logo that you like, the 76 one, noon, December

23rd, Troy versus Duke. Duke always pops off in bowl games. And that's going off of that one time they did. When they play Texas A&M or whatever. That's Birmingham, Alabama. So you know, it's just going to be like the worst fucking weather

of all time. So gray and misty rain. Love it. Congrats on a good season, kids. you get to go to Birmingham and play in the piss rain and great skies. Ew. That'd be great.

Wow. Transfer portal popping off every time I open my phone and I see somebody new. It's amazing. I know how state quarterback transferred. Which one? Or he's in the portal. The starter, Kyle McCord. Already?

Started one year with 12 and 1. He's like, oh, a good move. You can pour. You can pour. you can dial up the portal before the bowl game. Oh yeah, dude. Portal's open. I think the day after the season,

portal is fucking right there. Can I give you a video idea? Yeah. Like you walk into the transfer portal and you see like what? Like you know what I mean? Like being in the actual portal.

Dude, that needs to be a commercial series. There's just like fucking Lee Korson. in there. He's like, what's up? Oh, shit. Like, he's not supposed to be in there. Right. But also he's like everyone, you know, they're making a decision and not so fast, my friend. Like, you got Lee Corso, a bunch of Home Depot of shit. Who's like the portal god? Who's like the, the, the like portal boss? I feel like it's Kirk Herb Street a little bit, like in a throne. Like, you know what I mean? Is Dionne Sanders? It does seem like that, dude. He's like a founding,

father. I feel like he created the portal. Right. You got that, you got like a bunch of like, just a bunch of like hot ass chicks at different, uh, school like branded clothes to try to get you to go to different. You know what I mean? Backpacks with money. Yeah.

All the stuff that like you see in the movies or TV shows about like high school players choosing a college when they set them up. There's like three escorts that they, on the recruiting trip, there's like three escorts that are there, you know, like, oh, this is what really goes down. This is how you get people to go there. There's like a Corvette. And you're like, okay.

It's essentially just like the dirty version of the Heisman house. They're all like praying to Cam Newton because he like started the portal kind of. Dude, Cam Newton's OG portal. Yeah, because all that shit that went down with them getting paid 80 grand or whatever it was. That's it. yeah i know jesus christ they got a deal i don't think he went there i think mississippi state like offered him 80 grand or something like that

and they all got in trouble because he like it was under the table for them to go and then i don't know but then obviously he didn't go there dude camden's got the most interesting like story of all time like just went to that weird jukeone popped off he's yeah now he's just like making his round he's just like on the Dan Patrick show just like smoking cigars on the Dan Patrick show

I'm like all right I mean I guess if I was Cam Newton and I'm probably doing the same thing just look at dressing like somebody's auntie bro I want a Cam Newton blend Jucco jersey so bad oh that may be the fucky jersey of all fucky jerseys right there there there we go do we need to fire up the comments fuckiest jersey Cam Newton Blin Jucco

Hey John Mansell, Oregon. Oh! Oh, shit. Bro, I just got hot. Don't even think that he ever, like, steps foot on campus, but he committed there.

Yeah, dude. You just make a custom. There's one out there. Like the Dennis Dixon, Oregon template, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. With the fucking

whatever those are the diamond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that shit. Manzell in the bag. What could have been, Cam Newton, Mississippi State jersey. Cam Newton,

you can have a whole club. A whole starting five of King of him, he'll go in Florida. That might be it. Because it's like what? Oh yeah. Because I remember he was on the game.

Because I would be Florida all the time. And sometimes I'd put him in. I'd be like, I don't know who this dude is. And two years, he's a beast. That was Cam Newton. Yeah.

Yeah. 6.5. 240, 92 speed. Why is this guy not playing? Right. I was like he's kind of like Jesus Christ's quarterback. Yeah.

crazy I heard we got some emails yeah let's let's let's hit him up it's from Alex subject is Roy Hibbert talk to me he's always to remember how Mark Jackson

would say it Roy Hibbitt I love Mark Jackson and you look at the way that Roy Hibbitt playing because he's East Coast and so he's you know anyway.

Now that we've been refreshed on the great feast that people need to know. NFL player comes on the following Thanksgiving dishes dishes. Turkey, mass potatoes, green meat, and casserole, dressing pumpkin pie. Love the pot and appreciate it a lot of laughs during the short week during the work week.

So I might ask until I cry like no Sean Marano after the national anthem. That is fire. The craziest tear of all time. okay what okay NFL player comps for Thanksgiving dishes turkey mashed potatoes green bean casserole dressing pumpkin pie this is going to be rough so like what player is mashed potatoes yeah probably like that big ass offensive tackle for the 49ers Trent Williams I mean yeah he's something I was just like Vince Wolf Fork yeah fork. Oh my God. I actually did a

column cowherd blog about this I think a handful of years ago but it was just with quarterbacks trying to rip them off. I don't know. I don't remember. Who's pumpkin pie? It's like a diva.

I almost want to say pickens but I know you're mad at the Steelers so I don't want to bring it up. No, pumpkin pie is too good. It can't be like you can't have bad with it. It's too good. Um,

I think it's a receiver. Who's the best? Oh, it's kind of like a Tyreek Hill type. I don't know. This is really hard. It is really hard off the dome. Dressing, but dressing I'm taking.

He's probably, you call that dressing. It's stuffing. Yeah. So I'm going to go with dressing. I'm going to say, you know, your third down.

Give me Jalen Warren is dressing. Because he's really good and he's stuff it. You know, they'll punch you in the mouth, right? Like, he'll get up in there. Uh, but you know,

only need it and like hit and go right like it's really good when you just have like a side of it bam amazing then then you're off a pumpkin pie i hate this because i don't want to make it weird but it's jalen hurts he's he's good he looks good and it's just like it's the right time he can't miss i like it it might be it i like it green bean casserole oh that's somebody dirty that's like a that's like almost that like George Kittle or something just rugged dude yeah I'm trying to think though like whether that be in a side dish it's like green bean casserole like don't have to have it you want it yeah I can go kid all that turkey I said big Ben was turkey big Ben just just

just always looks like he just ate every time they played I was like he just had two meatball subs and that's for sure before every game I'm like dude can you just like hold off on the on the post game food dude he always found it before the game big Ben always finding the post game pizza before the first quarter like Jesus bro you got to he's one of those he's one of those guys too that like you know those those those freaks in high school or colleges you play with that like they could literally do anything like be fucked up the before, eat terribly, like, right before practice. It just like doesn't even affect them.

That's a big Ben. Yeah. He could just have a plate full of dry ass turkey, all that whole entire meal and just go out there. And yeah, probably put up like two touchdowns, a pick, 365. He always, he was always good for a pick for sure. From Jacob for Christmases. Oh, shit ass.

Underrated moot. Underrated movie for sure. also I picture this being Ben's life never married doesn't want kids and does anything to not see family for the holidays also Ben can kick our acts for saying May birthday suck my birthday is in May love the pod and look forward to listening

to it every week. Sly my ass with Josh Dobbs eyebrows as he runs into the playoffs all right so he's saying that for Christmas is the movie with Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon is an underrated Christmas movie I would agree you probably never seen that one very relatable

well besides the fact that like he never celebrates Christmas with the family like he's always just trying to avoid it but in the movie he has to because they're playing their flight gets canceled or whatever and so he has to go to all four Christmases so all their different families running around like crazy I'm like yeah that's my life I literally have to go to four Christmases and it is a very funny a lot of family hijinks happening um pretty straight up there Jacob about the main birthdays bid could kick rocks because my birthday is of May all right I'm sorry May birthdays. How about this?

This is what actually went through my head before. I said that. And I was going to go March and then I switched it to May last second. So let me March birthdays. Okay. Jesus Christ, Clubhouse. I mean,

I think January might be the only month, maybe February 2, where you wouldn't have people to. February is the OG bad month. If your birthdays in February, you kind of know it sucks. You're like, It's not great.

From Michael. Player aesthetic for Mikey. So the fellas love the show. Most people would go with the flashy cool aesthetic, not me. Give me Mike all stop with the big ass cowboy collar and no gloves. Give me Brett Farrib and Snowy Lambo with the baggy sleeve jersey and the fucking one buckle chin strap. P.S. slap my ass while I'm rounding third after hitting a home where like my little league coach used to. Yeah, I can't, I can't disagree there, man.

I mean, I think you would say that it's fair that on this show that we could get down with the jail and Hertz. who's looking real fly, but we also love just an absolute grungy fucking slobber knocker. Right. And Mike Allstatt was kind of both like for that era. Like he was like super grunge, but his shirt was tucked. Like he still had it together. He wasn't like a slop fest. Wrist tape.

Yeah. Like he's he was kind of clean with it. You got to have a couple of those guys. That like 97 to 2002, 2003 era, that was. the clean look is to look like bulky and fucking like you just came out of NFL Blitz Yeah.

You know, Bill Romanoowski. Right. Right. That was the aesthetic. So we get down with that for sure. Who was the other guy he said? Mike Allstat and who?

Brett Farrb with the super, remember how I used to have like the super long like floppy long sleeve? Yeah. Brett Favreve's sleeves is like something you should be able to unlock on Madden. You know what I mean? Like you got Brett Farrer. but like Brett Farr's sleeves. You're like, oh,

oh shit. Yeah, they're all brown and shit. They start the game. Why first series? There's brown lasers with brown sleeves on. Oh, all right,

from Connor. Says restaurant nightmare. I guess what? Also, I'm sick again if you can't tell. Greetings, for the past 100 weeks. Jesus.

Sick guys. Greetings, Johnson, and Shemiti. Huge fan of the show. I have a different question. you both, essentially piggyback off each other. Joey, I'm from Pittsburgh and I've experienced a ton of local places to eat in my almost 22 years of life. I also work at the local Pittsburgh

restaurant called burglary. Phenomenal. Question for you is what are your favorite places to eat in Pittsburgh when you are in town? They're the obvious ones, Fiori's from Annie's, Pamela's, but do you have any other places you love to go? Here we go, Steelers. Biddy Boy, bouncing off me saying I work in a restaurant, do you have any wicked restaurant stories from your days of working the service industry. I sure do have a ton and I'm sure you do too. I also have a boogie cousins powder blue kings uniform that I ordered for $9 off a rip

rip off Chinese website. Slop my ass, douse me and maple syrup, cover me with feathers, twist my nipples, and force me to watch 10-hour kazoo video all the way through. Phenomenal. That's like you made to me. Yeah, no, I love smoking Joe's.

That's one of my favorite spots, Connor, there. there's this the foundry on the north shore it's like a brunch spot that I enjoy going to it's really good I just went to this place as a wing spot when I was there in October I can't fucking remember where I saw my head

but it's up in Mount Washington it was really good go to Archie's had that on the south side I enjoyed that place too pretty much anywhere you can just get cold beer some good wings I'm down for. But also for mayonnaise, yeah, that's great.

Ben, any stories? Yeah, I got a quick one. So every single time I worked at this restaurant, I would get double shrimp just like straight up. They'd cook it or whatever and I just get it in like a to go cup and I just eat the shit out of it when I got to work.

In one day, like it was one of those like Wednesdays. I had to like close. it just wasn't and I bang the shrimp immediately when I got there because I was like depressed and it was undercooked and like two people didn't show up to work that day so it was like all right whatever you know I'm staying here all night because every time you work in a restaurant

there's like a slight chance you could go home like on some like weird shit like we're overstaffed we're understaffed two people didn't show up to work so I was like yeah I'm staying I'm staying this whole time whatever I eat the shrimp dude I immediately break out in hives. Oh, no. And I'm like, what do I do? And they're like, dude, you can't leave because we're like, two people didn't show up. So like you.

So dude, I'm working all night in this restaurant just my face is. Oh, hived out, dude, going up the tables like you guys need a refill. Oh, no. It was iconic. It's rough, dude. I kind of stuff. Next day I was there, ate the shrimp again. No fear.

Yeah, I mean, you know, you're going to get a bad batch every now and then. You got to keep going in. Yeah, yeah, got to get it going. But yeah, it was, it was so, so you're at the same time. It was wild. You're chubby face. You were chubby face for a day at work. I just had.

And it's like up here where it is real bad. And I just sometimes I couldn't stop or I'd forget I had him and I'd it. And then there's like even. It's insane, bro. On my neck too. It was like this guy's serving me food. Yeah. this is gross.

Crazy. Rob, Chris, NFL expansion. Hey, guys, love the show. Keep up the great work. I got a hypothetical NFL expansion question for you. You have the opportunity to bring an NFL team to a new city. What city are you going to? What are you naming the team?

Who are you handpicking to be your head coach? I'm from Omaha, Nebraska, so I'm definitely bringing a team here. The Omaha outlaws convinced Zach Taylor to be their head coach as he returns in Nebraska for the first time since he played quarterback at the University of Nebraska. Tost her like pizza dough and slam me with some home alone. after shave. Seasonal, festive. Nice. All right. So what city are you start the team? What are you naming it? And, uh, who are you handpicking to be your head coach? Let's collab on this, dude.

Got it. Who needs an NFL team real bad? Um, Vegas. No, I'm just kidding. Uh, Nebraska is pretty good. That's a pretty good. Yeah. I don't know how long is not bad. Um, I would say, um, I would say, San Antonio. You got the Cowboys already there. You got the Texans already there. Yeah. But it is a big state. Could go.

Alabama. Alabama. Oklahoma. Oklahoma City. Okay. C. Nice. Football crazed area. No pro team. Love their college teams, obviously. Oklahoma City is a pretty decent market. Get some more middle America shit. We got enough in New York and California, obviously. You know, there's something.

Let's go some, Oklahoma City. Yeah. We cool with that? Yeah, I'm down with that, yeah. Okay, C. What are they known for? I know.

I was just trying to think that too. You had a thunder. I mean, some storm shit. It's got to be an animal, right? God damn, this is tough. Well, you had the, I mean, you have the thunder. Oklahoma City. What's, what's,

Oklahoma City known for. 2.8. sweeping around the edge. That's what they're known for. Oklahoma City is a can't miss stop in cowboy country. All right. Well, we already have the cowboys.

The National Stockyards is the world's largest feeder and stocker cattle market. Oklahoma City bison. Bison's nice. Oklahoma City. Stallions. Ooh, stallions could be cool. Stampeed. Oh, here we go.

Oh, shit. O KC Stampede. Because I was about to say, the only problem with Stallions is sounds good, but it's too like, that's every made up team and like a movie about football, you know. So maybe the Stallions and the Tigers.

Stampede. I love a team without an ass, you know. I love it. OKC Stampede. The fans, you know, they're,

the fans are the herd. Sorry, Colin. maybe maybe like what's a stampede maybe there's well the bowl logo is already the texans so can't do that maybe it's just like i don't know i don't know what it is maybe it is a stallion but it's i don't know i just looked up stampede and images so maybe you said the texans look oh the bills the bills is kind of like the running one yeah is there a horse NFL logo The Broncos. God damn it. That's like the most like horse and the corks.

He did ask for logo. He asked for name and city. So we can figure out that logo later. Let's go. OKC Stampede. OKC Stampede. OKC. Stampede. Bob Stoops is the coach. All right. That's it. I was going to say. And then we're bringing out. We're bringing Bill Cowher out of retirement. And he's just fucking running the ball down your throat. That'd be sick. just they only run. Oh my God. That'd be awesome. Best team ever. No, you're the stampede on Madden, no past plays. That's not bad. I like that. Not bad. Not bad. All right. Here's from John. Tommy DeVito, the new Italian stallion of the NFL.

What's up, Benny from the block and Joey Bagged Donuts. The pods have been on point. Great topics and tons of comedy. I wanted to see what do you guys think about Tommy DeVito on the New York Giants, aka Tommy Cutlets. I'm from New Jersey and Italian. No shit. And this guy has had everyone in a craze over here for the last few weeks, giving some shine on the horrible G-man.

The guy that lives 12 minutes from the stadium and his mom and dads, and his parents literally took, looked like they came out of the Sopranos and Tailgate outside of the stadium, smoking cigars, and partying. It's amazing. My dad always said Italians are great high school athletes, and that's about it. They always excel in baseball, football, and wrestling,

but they really don't make it past the high school level. And they're probably just a few pros, mostly in baseball that really shined over time. What you guys think holds us back being once high school and college athletes yourselves, L.O.L. Smack my ass. I'll pass some gas and hopefully don't get kicked out of Sunday mass. John, this is my guy. Pison. I like him. Man, that's good. That's a pretty funny point. Tommy DeVito, I think it's great. I love it. If the Giants somehow just like back their way into that, I think it's hilarious. I mean, it perfectly fits. on my coward hat here like, you know, you want, you, you want a quarterback to kind of like

embody the city that he plays for, right? Like, you know, big Ben is like so Pittsburgh. Like, yeah, big and tough and rumbling and like doesn't, you know what I mean? Like blue collar, just like all this shit. Like you couldn't have like Bryce Young be the quarterback for the Steelers, right? Hey, manning Colts. Right. Like how it looks like a horse. Like, yeah. Uh, mid, Midwest, Midwest build. Yeah, Midwest build. Josh Allen with the bills. Like he's very, you know, like he embraces that.

You can see him jumping off of a car to like break a table. Like Tommy DeVito works out for the Giants. That's fucking awesome. That's a pretty good point. This dad brought out about how they get. And the Italian athletes. That's amazing. That's a great observation.

It really is. Because you're like, why isn't that? guy, why didn't that guy make it? You know? And it's always an Italian guy that you like looked up to, but he just didn't do shit. And now he's a plumber. And you're like, what? Yeah.

You know, great soccer players, race car drivers. Yeah, you don't hear. You know, the, the pro football Italian doesn't come around too often, bro. That's funny. I never thought of that. But I do like Tommy DeVita, that celebration he has or whatever. he's like does this bro come amazing i i got so jealous when he did that way so you want to know what do you think holds us back um i mean you played a level higher than me so you were closest

i guess i don't know probably like girls honestly like if i had this like 100% probably girls probably women and like uh i don't know wine the fact that you can't leave your grandmothers holidays and shit like eating normal ask me normal normal normal normal normal life. 8 pounds of bosta and bread. Seriously. Like, yeah,

it's like, it's like, yeah, I mean, you know, I like to think that Italians, you know, to think that,

yeah, we, we enjoy the libations. We enjoy the, the, the things that are meant to be enjoyed in life. You know, maybe take it a little too far sometimes.

Italian people love living life. A little too much, dude. That's like, you know, like a leather couch. they're fucking 40 years old. I'm like, God damn.

You look like a baseball mid, homie. He's like, I'm 35. Like, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, he played high school baseball, but now he just looks like a damn glove himself.

Yeah, he looks like a Rawlings mitt. Too many cutlets and cannolis. Yeah. Love living life. A couple more from Dylan. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

What are boys? somewhat new listener to the pod. My brother and I saw Joey in St. Louis and he absolutely killed it. Thank you. But I didn't know about the pods after that show, but hooked ever since. My question is for Joey. My wife and I are expecting our first child next year. And I know you and your wife just experience your first Christmas as parents.

I'm curious how different does Christmas feel as a parent compared to how it was before. I feel like Christmas before having kids, but as an adult is being able to sleep and drink some coffee, watch some movies and just chill the whole day. Is Christmas more fun as a parent seeing your kids have fun? Or is it just full of anxious energy of your kids being wild animals? Also, my favorite sexy and grungy, 2000 MLB players with no expectations. Sexy is Ryan Howard. Grungy is 100 pence. Thanks for laughs every week.

My Christmas wish this year is for Santa to shimmy down on the chimney, place the presents under the Christmas tree, tipped out throughout my house without a peep. That's a slap my house with slap my ass before I wake. That's a new night before. That's the new these guys night before Christmas poem. Yeah, dude. tiptoe around the house, slap my ass. Yeah,

congrats Dylan. Thanks for coming to the show. It was, you know, Frank, my son was only three months old last Christmas. So like, he was,

you know, he's there, but he wasn't really like, yeah, there, right? You know, like you,

so it didn't really change. It did change because it was fun to have me my wife like, oh, like, you know, we have the video and we're like showing him all his presents and like

looking at him. he's not really doing anything, but it's still just like so fun to have him there. We did go like is super fun, dude. Fucking, you should have come with us. Would have been maybe kind of weird. Would have been fun. But like going Christmas shopping for your kid is so fun. You got like, you got like kind of hide some shit a little bit, right?

Not yet. Not yet. But like we, you know, my parents watched them for a night and me and Ryan went and just like went balled out on all sorts of shit at Target and stuff. Oh, yeah. You're just in the toy aisles and all the fun stuff. Oh, he liked that. I love this.

It's going to be awesome. Oh, my God. Can you imagine he's pushing this thing. It would be great. Even if it's like kind of a risky present, you're like, let's see if he likes it. Fuck it. Right.

Maybe this is a thing he stumbles on to. I don't know. Fuck it. He's one and a half. Okay. So I am very excited for this year, like because he's so like mobile and walking and wants to do everything and like actually has reactions of things.

like we took him to see santa today and it was hilarious like my man was literally like pointing at him like on the ground and was like looking at me looking back at santa i was like yeah it's santa he's like oh oh oh he does that for santa yeah dude so funny we're like frank what's santa say he goes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah no it's awesome dude so congrats i advise that's one thing i was to say the kid comes and you know, the older they get everything, like, if you got a babysitter out, hire babysitter, leave them with the parents or whatever,

and you guys go out, have a little night and then just fucking, you're like a kid again at Target. You're like, oh my God. Oh, that's a good night right there. Maybe a little coffee.

Maybe a little coffee in your hand from the Starbucks. Ooh, got the cart. That's a fun ass. Pushing the cart. You're wearing something like this. You got a little festive on, you know,

a little like croonick sweater type. You're having so much fun. You got to pee. need jog to the bathroom. That's the night. If I ever see, if I'm ever with BP and wherever again, fucking hanging, like, I know in the past, like, if he, I've seen him get the high knees before a couple of times.

Yeah. It's a little high knee kind of job. I'm like, I need, once the high, once the knees get popping. Uh-oh. All right. Last one from Jimmy. Uh, subject to algae crumpler. What's up?

as I've been loving the recurring theme of 2000s football player names being the subject line of the fan fan man else in anyway that bit you guys the be you guys out a few times ago about the cashier of a fast few places the QB of the staff presentable likeable got me thinking what are the other fast food employee positions me personally I feel like the line cooks are the offensive defensive defense defensive linemen they control the pace and efficiency of how well they can handle a rush while regular crew members resemble skill positions wide receivers, corners, where it's their effort and skill heavily influenced the success of everyone else.

Just a random thought I had to share. Sly my ass harder than DeAndre Swift running into Jalens, Hertz, ass on a fourth and one on their own 23. Tush push. Yeah, I think you kind of nailed it there, Jimmy. Like, um, battles won in the trenches. You set the tone in the trenches, bro. Get the big guys on the friars.

Let's go to work. You got to establish a run game. They're set the tone. the dirty work, you know? Yeah, have your receivers and slot receivers fill up the drinks and shit, dude. Not everybody. Not everybody wants to be in the dog pile. Now everybody wants to be in the tush push.

Too messy. It's too messy. I don't like it. It's too grunge. All right. And stay out. No, you know, just like you don't want to peek your head behind there and see what's going on in the kitchen, you know?

That's not for everybody. That's for the hogs. Yep. They're doing the fucking dirty work. That's, that's right. And then the quarterback is on the cash register. Get your QB on the mic and let's, let's run this Wendy's. The QB and it could be like a decently, you know, like it could be like an Applebee's or something.

Like the quarterback is the the lead manager on shift duty that night. That's like coming around checking on the tables. That's got to be a quarterback. How you guys are right with your meal? Has it tasted. Everybody doing good, good. You need anything. Good, good.

You know when that guy comes to your table, you're like, oh, shit. We're being watched. we got the yeah we got the full full court press on our ass right now yeah all right you get the you get the diva receiver to be the host you know they're at the host stand sometimes you're like are they shitty what's going on what the oh yeah you're like is he not what's yeah you got to gauge the temperature of the host sometimes you're like damn my bad but sometimes you're like oh come right this way and you're like wow all right we're getting special treatment just like it's a special talent

and the wider receiver sometimes they're a divot but then other times it's like gotta have the guy on your team yeah you don't want to face that guy all right one a little long but that's all right thanks for the emails team these guys at gmail dot com

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like five dudes in there and there's like a poster on the wall of like Joey Porter doing that kick you know what I mean that's the clubhouse right there we're just tell you George Trell Davis okay it'd be midnight

another hour eight hour long I'm just the posters at the clubhouse Byron left witch Jags you just face mask heel you're like I don't know why

I just had to put him up there out of respect Byr that is like the Jags embodiment of a quarterback too like I can't get over him the biggest face mask of all time Joey Harrington Lions up there. With the black jersey on, you're like, yeah, dude.

Hey, come to the show on the 21st December. Yeah. Even if you're not for Mandy, dude, make the, make the track. It's going to be, it's going to be lit. It's going to be. Holiday hose. Yeah, dude. Get some TG merch.

It's going to be there. All right. Oh, cool. We'll talk to you next week. See you. These guys. Bye.