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But it's like one of those quick conversations where I'm not really, I'm just like trying to like keep it moving. You know what I mean? And then it all hits me. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, he goes, that was my teammate. And I'm like, who? What did you say your name one? It was he goes, Javon, dog.

I'm the freak. And I was like, I had to take a step back. Not bad for a fat guy. TG 138. TG 138. 138. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, coming to you on a Wednesday. Sorry about that.

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Tell your homies to subscribe, rate, review. You already know. Get the merchie. Not bad for a fat guy. Big time clubhouse show out in Nashville this past weekend. Look like it, dude.

Yeah, dude. Homie came up to me and he's like, where's the station now about this merch? So it's in the works. We're cooking it. But yeah, dude, Nashville is sick. Baltimore, September 25th. Mark it down.

Get out here. Slap me silly. I'll see you at the end of September. Hey, can we do the station out about this font, like real little? Yeah, what do you? I was thinking about that. I was like, how do we make that merch?

Like the little stupid merch? Or the little stupid font? Maybe a little stupid, but maybe, hey, maybe there's even a dot, dot, dot dot in front. Like, are we getting crazy with the dot dot dot dot dot almost serves as a lean-in? Never been, never been a dot, dot, dot, dot guy, dude. I'm so nervous to beat dot dot dot dot dot guy. I know, you never been, but. Is there ever a place for it?

It might be, though. I'm just throwing ideas out there We're just chop chop chop You clubhouse Clubhouse you got a station now about this Idea for merch Email it We got some emails to get to

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For everything, Clubhouse. Thanks, babe. All right, so let's get to, let's get to it. Javon Curse. Storytime. All right Listen to this After the shows

Friday Saturday We go out on Saturday night I'm just like Let's just Let's just see what's going on out here Like I just want to walk down Broadway And see like what's What's scanning?

I'm trying to see if the station knows about this First of all I go to Hard Rock Cafe Oh my God so good Out of all the restaurants in Nashville I'm such a little bitch for a chain restaurant. Yeah.

And it's not, and I'm not trying to be that guy that's like, I just like, you know what I mean? I'm not trying to be like all, I'm just, bro,

when it comes down to the facts, chain restaurants are always open longer. They all, you know what you want already. It's not a guessing game or is just like a vegan plate, like, you know what I mean?

Like, I just know they're going to have a Caesar salad. Like, let's bang. Let's get it. Some little sexy too about chain restaurant.

like that in a touristy spot like Broadway and it's like is this Disney bro they let's going on it's like the you know when you see like okay it's a dumb example but like okay your McDonald's in the suburbs is like all right whatever okay then you see like a McDonald's kind of like more downtown and it's like chrome you're like dude what's going on this week it's like a limited edition McDonald's you know that's how they do it with like like an applebee's and Times Square I'm like yo there's like three stories on this Appleby's there's shutters on the windows up there what's rent

yeah it's like McDonald's in Wrigleyville it's the only place I want to go McDonald's in Wrigleyville What's that one look like Well yeah you used to Before all the Before all the renovations

They just had a classic red roof High sign with the golden arches Right next right across the street from Wrigley And now they tore all that down to make big hotels and all the commercial stuff. So they just have one tucked into the hotel right there. But still, it's like you're waiting for your McDonald's order and you look up in Wrigley Fields right there.

You're like, ha ha ha. Two best things of all time, bro. Come on. I don't give a shit about your little, like, fancy local restaurants. I don't care. Give me a Fridays in Nashville. I want fajitas and I want you to shut them. No, but, okay, went to Hard Rock Cafe.

Hey, it was dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was wearing an Eddie George red jersey. Don't know if I've talked about that or not. Walking down Broadway, just like doing stupid stuff, literally just walking in the middle of the street because it's blocked off. This dude comes up to me. It's all girls.

This dude comes up to me and he's like, yo, where did you get that? And I was like, oh, somebody's talking about my jersey. Finally, I can like nerd out. And I was like, yeah, I just got it off eBay. Like I love the red. He's like, dude, I know. We never wore those, the red ones. And I was like, oh, you're a real one. You like know about, by the way, I'm talking to this dude that's like this tall. And I'm like, I don't know who this guy is. He's probably just like a country singer or something. I don't know. And I was like, oh, you're a real one. You like know about like what's going on with these. He's like, yeah, they like released him, but we never wore him. And I was like, wait, what's your name? Dude, and we go to shake us. up in this dude's hand. Like, you know, I'm still not putting it together.

This dude's hand, bro. Engulfing my whole entire arm. I'm like, this dude's got some huge ass hands. But it's like one of those quick conversations where I'm not really, I'm just like trying to like keep it moving. You know what I mean? And then it all hits me. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

He goes, that was my teammate. And I'm like, who? What did you say your name one? It was. He goes, Javon, dog. I'm the freak. And I was like, I had to take. take a step back and I looked around I was with Logan in my room and I was like dude that's

Javon curse and he was like it dude and then we just from there on it was just he was just like I was like bro I saw a curse one on the internet like and he was like dude I got a cop that it was just I was like you're like the you're like Javan Kurt and he was like yeah dog I was like I went like this to him I was like remember when you did the he he goes that was after the record dog I was like oh my I was looking around. I looked at his girl and his girl was looking at us like, oh, you guys shut the fuck up.

Dude, me and him just geeking out over, over Titan shit. It was so sick. Never rolled her eyes harder, dude. That is incredible. We were just talking about him last week.

And it all happened, man. I still kind of can't. I can't. There's pictures. I wish I had a video, but there's pictures of me. Like,

I, you know, it's a candid picture. so I look like I'm 10. That's how excited I am. Like, you ever see your 10-year-old self? Yeah, I was like, with a jersey. Yeah, dude.

With a jersey on. It's so stupid. But we just, we had a moment. Then after I was like, what if that wasn't him? Like, what if it was a Titans impersonator? You know what I mean? I'm like, what if that was some like phony dungy? I just mailed it in on him, bro.

I just, I just, all the confidence in the world that was Javonkers. It had to be. Hey, you know what his initials are. JK. Yeah, no, you sent me the picture and that was definitely hell of him. It's hell of him.

And the hand, that's hard to fake the hand size. Bro, the hands. First thing I noticed, I was like, these are the biggest hands I've ever. I was like, that's crazy. That's weird. Did you ask him to come on the show? Nah, dude.

I didn't. I just wanted to get in. get out of there. It was one of those moments where I was like, let's not ruin this. I'll say something dumb. Does the freak have social media? I should know this. I think I creeped on his Instagram

after. I was like, is this him? Yeah. I kind of forgot he played for the Eagles. Did you tag? I didn't even post it. Oh. You got a post and tag and maybe a little back and forth can happen. Then it's like,

it's up. You're all we ever talk about on our show. come on. It really is, though. Yeah. I don't know. I'll post some shit later. Never gonna post it. Never gonna.

I have the fucking picture. I'll post it on my story and tag you both. I'm down. I forgot he played for the Eagles. Yeah, that was a weird little like chasing a ring. Yeah. And kind of was good.

Black jerseys? That was a little David. West Golden State. A little Lashon McCoy, Chiefs. LaShawn McCoy, everywhere post Eagles. It's fine,

dude. I would so do that. You're just a guy in the NBA and teams are signing you just like, Cuzz. Yeah, just be a good locker room guy.

I'm like, I'll be on every team. Just for like the warmups. Good locker room guy. What is it? You play good music. You keep the spirits high. What is that?

Yeah, just goofing around, dude. You're not practicing. You're 32 years old. You would be the best locker room guy. Oh, man. Bro, I'd be setting people straight. And I just...

Dad, where'd you get the Clippers warm up pants? Dude, you just have all those? Played for the Bulls for 10 days. Plus for the Celtics in the playoff run. We got beat, but they got traded to the bucks. We won the finals. Like, that'd be so sick. Just hodgepodge in your shirt.

shit together. Like when you're working out, you got spurs, sweatpants on, clippers practice, Jersey. I kind of do hurt the guy that's just working out at like a chain LA Fitness and he has like a like semi like a pro like I used to play like shirt on. I'm like okay. We're at LA. We're at LA Fitness. Yeah. If you're not wearing clothes that are from sophomore year APC at LA Fitness, I don't care about you. if you're not wearing a shirt that's cut off that shows your nipples if you move one inch don't want to don't talk to me

has those little holes down here from like a rat you ever get those on your shirts or is that just me? I always have like seven seven look where are they yo clubhouse in the comments where are the holes coming from

like who put my shirt through a cheese grater while I was sleeping just all of them my parents would think that it was like a fucking cigarette it. Burn. I had plenty of those, bro.

I'm putting that out of my shirt, mom. What? Like, get a clue. There's so many Jordan shorts. So many 3xel Jordan shorts I ruined from like ash landing on them because I was in the backseat of a car. Dude, I'd wear those white ones, but like.

White Jordan shorts. My first pair of Jordan. Hey, you never forget your first. My first pair of Jordan. shorts I ever had. Oh, God. Maybe my best ones I ever had. Like, it's true. You never forget your first love. First love may be your best one. Not mine, obviously, because I'm married.

But two, Jordan shorts. Same applies for Jordan shorts. Which ones were they? They were, uh, they were just, uh, like a cream, like a creamy white. They had a black trim around the bottom of the shorts. and I think like a little stripe. No, not even a stripe. It was just black trimmer on the bottom of the shorts. I know what you're talking about, dude.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Was there a stripe down the side? I'm trying to remember, but I know there was like the, you know, you had the piping that was around the bottom and then the Jordan logo was right there on the side,

silver. Black shorts, he said? No, like cream. Like the creamiest, like vanilla. Yeah. I've got a pair of shorts in my head that were my first.

Got them from... I love this podcast. Got them from a finish line. They were like when Jordan shorts were silky. Bring back silky stuff. All right? Mine were silk to you, bro. Mine were silk to you, bro.

Those were the first Jordan shorts, bro. I promise. And I think there's a stripe down ears. I'm just saying. I think there was. Silk era Jordan shorts. Talk to me. Silk era Nuggets jerseys?

Silk era Heat jerseys They look so much better Silk 76ers Let's talk First Jordan shorts I ever had though Cincinnati Bearcats Got him in fifth grade

So cool So I saw a dude at the mall wearing him And he had a cut off shirt off And his girlfriend was so hot And I was like I want to be like that guy's so bad So I just scoured the internet

I was like that guy's cool as fuck Like I think I know him from like a basketball camp or something, but I'm too scared to talk to him and he's like four years older than me. But I'm like, that's my dream right there. Just like wearing cool stuff at the mall with a hot girlfriend.

Probably had a pretzel in his hand. I'm like, that's the coolest guy. That's the coolest guy. Stop talking about Brandon Axum like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You know it's true. I was just talking about Tyler Peterman like that

Oh dude Okay so I go to game I go to game four Friday night The finals in Indy Right And me and my boy Seabuck are in there We're going together

And we get in line To get a beer before the game And right in front of me Jamon Wernke's dad so then all of a sudden So I start talking to him I start talking to him Old Jim Wrenke

I go he doesn't know how to work the mobile thing You know because everything is like you do it yourself now at stadiums So he's like hey You show me how to do that stuff yourself Yeah you do like the touchscreen You order for yourself and then they have it But it's the whole touchscreen order yourself So he's like I don't know how to work these things

You do it for me I'll buy both your beers So I was like cool do that turn around Jamon's right there I was like dude did remember you bench me because I did the salute I literally just came clean

I came clean bro so for Clubhouse last week when I told the pre-celebration story where we got benched that was the coach and I ran into him with the game and so I just came clean to him I was just like hey man

I know you don't listen to me and Politi's show and that's fine but I just want to let you know if anybody text you about it I did tell that story and I did kind of call you out guy has one beer he was double fisting

he was double fisting he was double fisted and he was like oh all right no that's off to yeah oh shoot yeah has no clue what you're talking about yeah

yeah hey I just had I was like I'm not gonna let that yeah he was dude because it was like liquor he didn't have beers. He had liquor. So you know those cups, they fill them to the top and they're little.

Sorry, Jamon. It was Friday night. Was it like a clear, clear cloudy cup? Or was it like, what are we talking here? Clear. Did it say like Crown Royal on the side? All right. Probably. But yeah, also, dude,

on Friday night, some of the clubhouse probably heard me. You saw the pick. Beforehand, go on air with JNV. Wait, you did? Yeah. You went on his show? Yeah.

Oh my dude, drop the audio. What are you talking about? He was doing a live show. I'd love to hear you go so Pacers on his podcast. Well, I think, well,

the thing is, hear me out. I did. I did too, dude. I did too. He was doing a live show from the rooftop that pivot bar right across the street from Cambridge.

And so me and all my friends went because we love JNV obviously. and he sees me and like, I swear, I just go because I listen to J&V like every day. I truly do. And like, it's before the Pacers game. So hell yeah, I want to like have beers and listen to JNV. And like, so he just sees me. And of course he's like, Joey Mulanaro in the building.

Yeah, we're going to get him over here after seven. Seven o'clock, you, me, Joey Molanaro. Don't go anywhere. I was like, holy shit's happening. Dude, so I was sitting there with my. Yeah. I was just sitting there ready to go, man. He fires me up.

And we come back and he's just, I was. I was so Pacers, dude. He was just like, you know, certainly the things we saw from Ben Matherin and T.J. McConnell is going to serve an important role-haired tonight. And he'd point to me. And I just be like, absolutely. You know, you got got those guys coming off the bench.

They just give you so much with the energy. Bizarro Moulinard, bro. Bizarro Moulinard. How is that? Nobody better, bro. Nobody better. Just see, just every guy's dream. Just walking down the street.

Hey, you want to come on my sports talk show and talk about bench players? Oh, my God. Yeah, so that was my weekend. It was great until the Pacers blew it in the fourth. But, you know, what are you going to do? It'd be like that. It'd be like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I also, we could, hey, I want you to guess what I got for Father's Day. Who is it from? Your kids or Riley? who. All three, I guess. Let's see. I don't think it's going to be cool. Is it like a...

I'm like, there's no way they got him something lit. There's no way. That's more of like a Christmas, like, thing. Did they get you like... For some reason, I'm just thinking they got you like one of those... Like a... like a water, a water, what is it fucking thing called?

The water bottle thing that everybody's obsessed with? Yeah, yeah, they get you one of those. Or a Yeti one or something. Close. They got me a, um, a Yeti tervis. Yeti slash tervis coffee mug. And it's the best buy logo, but it says best guy. Oh my God.

I saw that on your story. I was like, that is sick. And I, but at first, at first I thought it. said best buy and I was like that goes crazy if it was just best wait is it blue yeah it's the exact best buy logo but instead of a B it's a G so it says best guy and then fire a pocket knife wow so not you so dad though right what even need you even need to like cut some stuff I always need scissors so I kind of get it yeah I think rice saw that and then like her I think both like her stepdad her dad both have

I'm like you know what dad doesn't like anytime you have to like open something cut up a box every step to every dad's just like

oh wait yep hey fling so it's always on them too real they're always strapped with an

every dad has a knife that's so funny just that's kind of my that's kind of my Neanderthal I was like how do I carry this around you know

like what's my phone wallet keys knife knife knife yeah I don't know if they have knife clips. I'm sure they have knife clips,

but I don't know. I haven't seen one. I mean, then you just turn into a guy that went to Decatur Central for high school. Come on. Then I start hunting. I start hunting like, hunty.

Hunty gets a knife. Hunty gets a pocket knife and he is going hunting that weekend. First chapter of the Huntie book. Hunty gets a knife. Huntie, do you need anything cut, Huntie? Oh, man. That's pretty sick, though.

Yeah, yeah. Never thought you'd be. It was good like Father's Day gifts, you know? Very, very, very, very dad, very dad's day. Actually got some stuff he needed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was my weekend recap.

It's good at the mailbox, huh? since we got some catching up, but do. Let's start with Team of these guys at gmail.com. Let's start with Jimmy. This is sports science. Hey, fellas,

I'm sure you've heard the news about John Brinkus. It's a shame. He's no longer with us. That was a really weird, random passing. His sports science segments back in the late 2000s were the best.

My favorite one was the one where they find out it's harder to hit a wiffle ball versus a regular breaking ball. What are some of your favorite sports science moments? Slap my ass and strap me down while force feeding me soft pretzels and glacier blue a Gatorade under the bleachers

at my local high school football field after being forced to do bear crawls for 120 yards there and back sent from my AIM account. Veracral is a pretty underrated like hard thing to do. Totally. Like at first you're like at first you're like

okay I can handle bear crawls but then after like 20 yards you're like this is just a little bit of, push up forever. You always had that kid, too, that was like really, really good at bear crawls who could like run faster than a lot of, who could bear crawl faster

than a lot of the kids could run on the team. That was me for a little bit. But then one time my coach was like, you gotta get your butt down! Started putting my butt down during the bear crawl. I was like, okay, I'm not the same guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There it goes. There he goes. Mm-hmm. Sports science moments. I kind of think I feel like they always had impact ones I thought one

one time it was cool I can't remember who the receiver was I kind of want to say maybe they always had the best dudes on there though I was like damn how did they get Calvin Johnson to do this but they yeah they tested or it was

Julio Jones it was one of the top three guys in the NFL or and it was always people that made sense too. I'm like they didn't just throw him into this. Like they're like let's let's find out Calvin Johnson's catch radius and they threw a ball like at all all angles like every number on the clock dude. And he just like peak and he one handed all of them and it was he was like landing. I feel I feel like he was landing on like a like a high jump like Matt type of thing. I don't know. I just I just remember that dude I thought that show is so cool I was like there's no better show than this

a lot of mats and then when a lot of those a lot of those mats that everybody's fallen on a lot of the nondescript uniforms I hate that bro oh my god that drove me nuts let's take the best athlete of all time um and just put them in the baggiest uniform ever this is sports science I'm like can we get a little can we button us up a little bit brinkus Worst colors too I know I'm like he looks like a slob It's like a all

Oh he's Hall of Fame Hall of Fame D lineman Oh dude dude dude dude This is the one This is the one you ready Hey when they

They asked Jason Pierre Paul To do like 25 flips That was it That's the one How many backflips Can Jason Pierre Paul do dude, I was just watching JPP do 49 backflips on my TV. My mom yelling at me.

I was like, what? Hold on. Damn. USF? Okay. Who's not drafting him, dude? 49? I was like,

that was the most iconic sports science of all time. With a helmet on, bro. Crazy. when the ESPN bought sports science I was like yeah yeah yeah yeah dude that's perfect for ESPN I forget

what channel was on before that you know like like summertime ESPN when they used to ESPN always had that summertime programming they're like this is just because

there's not shit else going on but I love it mm-hmm like do you remember that summer they had the whole who's more now well was that? I remember that, but I don't

really. Yeah, it was like Summer 07. Who's More Now and it had that TI song. That thing popping, it been bass, that had that as like its theme. And it was just like every athlete on earth and defining like who's the most

current, who is the best I don't know. I forget because Stuart Scott, God rest of soul, he would come on and talk about like, what is now? mean. Now is this. Now is that. And Tiger Woods ended up winning. But it was an entire summer that had like Derek, Derek Jeter, Serena Williams, Tiger Woods, LeBron James, Peyton Manning probably. Like Tom Brady had it all, Jimmy Johnson. I remember the NASCAR driver had everybody from every

different sport. And then Tiger Woods ended up winning. But it was an entire summer's worth of of contesting. And it was just because they're like, yeah, it's July. what else we're going to do? Let's just make this up. I love those. Sports Center dictated my summers growing up. I would just pretend I was Derek Jeter in my backyard after that. Even my wish.

Even my wish kind of was like, all right. My wish. Yes, so summer. I'm like, what kind of bullshit's ESPN thrown together? Because there's nothing on. Once you'd get through the horribly sad part, you'd be like, man, this is so awesome. They're just like having an entire day

in an arcade with Kobe Bryant. Wow. It was cool, but it did. I did change the channel. I went over to Fox SportsNet, bro. They had like a, Fox Sports had something cooking. For a minute, I was watching Fox Sports Net over ESPN. I don't know why, but for a while,

did you ever do that? Or am I the only one? Well, do you remember that summer when FS1 first kicked off and they started, they had their own like basically Sports Center show. Jay Onright hosted it. Wait, what year? It was like 2014, 2013, 2014. I'm talking like early. I'm talking like 2000. I was like young, dude. And if Sports Center was doing something lame, I'd go right to Fox Sports. I'd be like, this is damn near better than Sports Center. Best damn sports show period. Remember that?

Best damn sports show. Yeah. That's just what I was about to say. Best damn sports show or like the man show or something. I was like, is this porn? Am I allowed to watch it? There's damn in the title.

Can I watch us? Or am I going to get yelled at? Yeah. Totally. Let's go to Brian. Brian says Kirk Herb Street's Pro Shop. What's up, Johnson and Schmitty? I know this isn't a sports podcast or a pro shop podcast.

However, I was thinking about what the sports broadcasters of the world would be at a country club. Herb Street, pro shop, cowherd driving range, Collinsworth, Clubhouse, dining room, Al Michaels, Cigar Lounge, Chris Berman the bar, Dan Patrick Pudding Green. Let me know what you think, and while you're at it, slap my ass while I watch Ben politely cat-call people outside Lambo. Meanwhile, Bradfarve rolls up in an SUV with tinted windows, runs over Ben's foot, puts it in reverse and does it again. and then smashes his face with a pie before he buys Ben in Amad Green jersey. Sent for my 2000 LG scoop. Oh, that's insane.

Dude, that's actually my dream. The whole email, the whole email. Whole thing. Word for word, bar for bar. Yeah, I don't know. I'd throw SVP in there somewhere. SVP maybe the hostess or the hostess. like at the front.

SVP, the valet guy, like the main valet guy that you kind of chat with but he doesn't run out and get the car. He's just the one that directs people to go get the car. He's under the umbrella. Yeah, and then you have to kind of like

chop it up with him for a little bit while you wait for your car. Nobody I trust less than a valet guy. Ever. Anywhere. I'm like, I don't know. Like, why don't you guys really talk to anybody? I was like, are you guys up to something?

You just hop out? You just hop out? Yeah. God knows where. You never know. Have you ever seen the lot that people get their cars valeted in? It's like they just disappear for two hours and then they come back. And I always heard stories of like people like our age in high school valeting cars and they'd be like, yeah, I did?

I took like a cigar out of the driver's side door. I'd be like, dude. That's why I'm never going to valet valet. my car because some little some little weed kid's going to like steal like 37 cents out of my middle console. That was a weed kid.

That was the kid you weren't allowed to stay over at his house. You weren't allowed to stay over at that kid's house. He was the one valet in cars. Yeah, you got to ask him at night. Like when something's going down, bro, are you home or are you valet in tonight? Hit me up after valet. I'm trying to think of what else would be here

this country, Okay, putting green bar, cigar lounge, Lovehouse dining room, driving range, pro shop. Interesting, Herb Street, the pro shop. Is it just because Herb Street's like a good face to have when you're selling shit? Like the face of... Herbstree might be... He might be above Pro Shop.

I was going to say, pro shop, that kind of seems like a Jason Meshap. Jason McIntyre. Tony Reilly? Oh, reality. That's pretty good. I can see reality. You know, you're walking in there.

Go, you find anything? What are you looking for today? Oh, my God. I don't know because I can never tell on TV, but I just feel like he's like six, eight. No way. He's little. I swear to God, dude.

That guy's got it. That guy's tall. Tony Reallie. No way. I guarantee he's under. six foot. Are you looking it up? Looking it up.

It's six feet tall, bro. Says he's six foot on the dot. Can we just look up all the ESP vans, people's height? Tony Corneiser is six foot. Wilbon at six two. Damn, get a ball in your hand, bro.

That's what I'm saying, dude. The first day I found out Stephen A. Smith was like six, five. I'm like, that dude's a G. Six, five. No wonder. No way, Bill Plashky is six foot. That guy is the most five, four guy I've ever seen in my life.

No way, bro. They're all pushing six. You ever just wake up in the middle of the night and want to know how tall J.A. Adonda is? Dude, that's all I think about. What's up, bro? What's up? How tall is Woody Page? Oh, Woody Page is definitely like 6.3 and a half.

No way, dude. This is so fun. Hey, yo, this is the one right here. He's working in the clubhouse, but also I want to know how tall he is. The guy with the red hair that like does NASCAR and SEC football too. You know what I'm talking about? Marty Smith? Dude, Marty Smith height Most research thing ever

Marty Smith height Come on, baby 6-3, dude Freaks! I'm not getting anything for Woody Page That sucks Come on, man You spelling his name wrong? How could you?

Yeah, right, dude. Dude, who else do we want to know? Hannah Storm Just cause Hannah Storm height 510 59 Oh okay

Dude I don't know Look up Scott man Pelt Greenberg's actually randomly tall too SVP 66 Can we put a Sports Center Basketball team together

What's that alumni League looking like Oh shit dude I saw even Sarah Spain was 511 This is so funny, bro.

They're making this up, man. No, dude, they're all just, they're all just ballers,

dog. Who else is in that? What? I got a John Bucci Gras. I got to know. Oh, I'm going 6.3.

6.4. These dates are giant. What the hell? Guess we, I guess we know why we can't work at Sports Center, dude.

they all used to play yeah to be able to work here you gotta be at least six too you little tiny bitch okay sorry all right let's go to um kindle

rock cherry is the subject line here hey guys it's been a while and I thought I would chime in about something that came up the other day in one of the episodes I can't remember which one it was guess I'll have to catch it next time I go through the entire of these guys episode

for the third time but someone brought up about how the pyramid in Memphis Tennessee was or wasn't used for the University of Memphis Tigers and Grizzly's basketball teams. I can tell you 100% certainty that they definitely played inside of that pyramid because I went to a little kid when my mom and brother went to an NIT match back in 2002 when DeWan Wagner was there. It was one of the sickest moments of my life.

And I remember being a little kid walking up to the arena thinking there's no way in hell. They're about to dead ass play basketball inside for this arena. Lo and behold, they did. One of the most underrated sports venues in the universe in my opinion. shout out to Tom the Tiger. That was an actual literal live tiger that they had in the concourse of the arena. Anyway, I just thought I had to clear that up

to make sure that it was known. I did have a question, though. What is the ultimate college football sideline assistant coach's play sign that you have seen? And somewhat of a bonus question, what would be yours? I'm thinking NASCAR logo, a picture of Katie Perry with hot dogs at Ole Miss,

Scotty Sheffler Mugshot, and the peach emoji. Yep. He sent that in there. I hope you guys are doing good. Smack mask with a two-by-four and each time it's smack the sound by Damn son, where'd you find this?

plays over a JBL speaker. He gets it, dude. So, Clubhouse. Clubhouse first round pick right there. Yeah. I do remember that was the coolest thing about the Grizzlies. I was like, oh my God, but they play

in a pyramid. Yeah. I don't, I can't remember any of the, like, I always loved with they had like SpongeBob me, or the crying Jordan face. I saw a handful when the Jordan crying face was real hot. That would pop up. I'd be like, oh my God, the coach actually let them do that?

That's hilarious. That's such a GA job, you know? Like grad assistant. Hey, do you print off the calls? Do you print off the calls? Just going to like the facility on campus to color, print everything. Huge. and put it on poster boards?

Oh my God. I'd volunteer to do that. Also, they're all dummy calls, too. Like, none of them are real. Like, what links are we going to go to to make dummy calls? You know what I mean? Just every coach on the sideline

holding up a huge dry raceboard with four different pictures on it. I'm like... Not of them are real. Like, whatever... Put speakers in their helmets and just piss off, dude. Like, what are we doing?

I think they did that now. So I think we're going to start seeing those signs go away a little bit. Because they can communicate back and forth. Yeah, end of an era for sure. But those are the ones always love. I don't have any specific ones, but like when you'd have like the SpongeBob meme or one of the SpongeBob memes that is. You know, you'd see like Squidward with his thighs super fat once he found out that he liked crabby patties. You're like, holy shit.

There's no way that's on a college football. Oklahoma is holding that up. What? So sick. Makes me want to be a fan. Makes me want to buy their lanyard. Why do you have an Oklahoma lanyard? Their offensive call sign was cool.

Duff. I just want a team to just have like a highway fast food sign that just has all the options for fast food. And then a picture of Andy. Reed's face for no reason. Hey, with his mustache frozen. Got the icicles on the stash. And then the guy, the character from Futurama that kind of looks like Andy Reid for some reason, too. Why was Futurama always on those signs?

Why was Futurama ever? Did anybody watch it? Oh my God. Nobody's ever watched Futurama. No worse come down than when you have like Family Guy or something on. And then all of a sudden Futurama opens up. like, dude, I guess let's turn the TV off and go to bed. I would try to figure out Futurama for like 13 seconds.

I'd be like, what is this about, dude? And is the girl with one eye hot or not every time? God, you know who loved Futurama? You know, say it. Weed kid. Weed kid had the DVD collection, dude. Dude, I got season two for Christmas. You're weird.

Weed kid would fight you to the dead. those are absolute going to war words. If you said that family guy was better than Futurama or American Dad. Yo, you're at Weed Kids House spending the night. He puts it on before you go to sleep. You're like, we always watching DVD Futurama, dude. Yes, I'm not sleeping tonight.

Thanks, dude. Can't wait for you to crash. But it's so loud, too. You're like, he goes to sleep. You're just checking for him to go to sleep so you can turn it down. Turn it off. I don't know what happened, bro. Just turned off when you wake up.

You didn't put the sleep timer on? No, I thought you put a sleep time around. Can never find that on a remote. Holy shit. Let's go to Will. Says Sammy Sosa's Home Run Hop. Why is it like this? Dude, your font is unreadable.

Oh, I came across that email, and I thought he was kidding. Like, I thought he was trolling. because that guy sent an email before and he was like, hey, sorry, sorry for all the misspellings. Here's another email. And it's like white on white font.

I'm like, dude, you're a troll. Well, send this. So I did it. It makes it worse. Sorry, we got to, we got to put your email into Adobe Acrobat reader. Why are we got to download Flash player to read your email, bro? Send this email in again next week and make sure

that it's not white-on-white font will. Sammy Sosa's Home Run Hop, just copy and paste, make sure that you get the highlight that and then get it into black font for us. Bro's just edging us. Sick title? Can't even read the email.

You know how bad I want to know what that says? Sammy Sosa's Home Run Hop. Come on. What a tease. From Anthony. Benny made me cool. What's good fellas. Joey is a Knicks fan.

Congrats, but I'm not happy about it. just have to ask though how do you feel about yes sirs i don't know i just feel like that's got to be a better slogan maybe i'm just salty anyway i want to let you know that benny made me cool in the eyes of my fiancee recently i deemed him something on insta and my phone was on the dining room table and it dinged and it was benny responding my fiance did a double take and said wait are you like dming with someone famous who has a blue check and i just said yeah we've never met but we have basically lived the same life solely based on high school football experiences

she thought it was cool for like 30 seconds and then i showed her a clip from the pot and she responded with. I don't know. I don't get it, but that's cool. He responded. Oh, yep. So thanks, Benny. Appreciate you, brother. Now my fiance thinks I'm cool. Not bad for a Fet guy, am I right? Slapped my ass with the Washington Nationals cherry blossom city connect jerseys because they are dope, not a baseball podcast. That is a nice little design. I guess because Washington has those trees or something during the summer, maybe. George Washington. I don't know. I got to look it up. They're pretty cool.

Washington, Washington Nationals? Yeah, the baseball team. Boy, is that just our life or what, Ben? Yeah, Monday. Monday I emceed the St. Jude golf outing after the golf outing. And I had an older gentleman come up to me after. And it was just like, hey, I really appreciate you being here. I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's, That's all good. I don't know either, man. But that's how it goes. I would never say that to somebody, though. You know? Like, if you were emceeing an event, I'd be like, okay, that guy's obviously, like, important to this place. I'm not going to go up to him and ask him who he is.

I'm like, I'll do the dirty work on my end and then be like, what's up? What? Hey, who are you? Yeah. I don't know who the fuck you are. I don't know who you are either, dog. What are you talking about? Pretty insane, but yeah, it's, um,

not like, not like you're an A-less celebrity, but like out of the respect of like the event, like just chill out and just look it up or something. Ask someone. Do some, do some of your own work beforehand, do you know? Ask someone. It's so good. Study a little bit.

Yeah. ask somebody, maybe just one guy. Yeah, Anthony. I don't really, I mean, yes, sirs is like, I don't know. I feel like what happened there is a like 24 year old like pitch this idea

and it could have gone one or two ways. Like the older marketing people could have been like, well, that doesn't even make sense. Or they could be like, wait, yeah, wait, yes. It's because we're the pay sirs and everybody says yes sir yeah um and obviously it went the latter uh you know it's i i get what's up it's the number one slogan number one you like it 100% it's number one maybe ever you know there's a lot of cool like postseason runs white hot heat that's not even that cool

but it's like iconic because of the team. There's been some good ones, dude. I think Fear the Deer pretty good. But yes, sirs is, bro, that's number one. I can't believe they had an open enough mind to accept it. Like that's the part that like makes it cool for me. It's like, oh, the front office was like, let's get it. And it fits the team.

Like, dude, it's sick. Yeah, I mean, it's caught on around here big. I mean, they got it on flags everywhere. They got it on shirts, towels everywhere. The pastures have always been like, they've had some definite, you know, like, blue collar gold swagger was a big moneymaker for them for a while. Back in like the Paul George, Lance Stevenson, Roy Hibbert days. I didn't buy into that as much.

I did like, like, I'm like, okay, pretty cool. they just wanted to use the word swag so bad you can tell but yes sir's like is its own like individual like i don't know dude it's just it feels like it's very natural yeah comes off the tongue easier because everybody out that's what i give them credit for totally is everybody you know yes sir hey yeah yeah good good good shit today yes sir hey hey good to see you yes sir hey we'll see at the party yes sir bro huge huge if you're 17 you're saying it and like your dad my dad would be like, yes, sir. Like, he would say it too.

It just, it's fired, dude. I wish we could, I wonder if we had a, I wish we could have a list of like all of those. Because I know there's like six teams that I've had some pretty good ones. Creighton let it fly.

Dude, there's like, there's a lot of good ones. How do you feel about Believe land? Wait, that's for what? I think the Cavs had it, is anything? Wasn't that Cleveland's big? It's not bad. Believe Lynn

I don't know dude Anytime a team is like believe I'm like oh so we suck Like When the cults were like Believe oh believe for the cults Believe in blue

Believe in blue Believe Like so it's not real Is that what you're saying? Yeah It's a good call All right From Chris

Christian Jock Jams Oh Appreciate the weekly trip down memory lane church bangers from michael w smith like open the eyes of my heart and awesome god are still in the commuting rotation tell me the choir rocking the chorus of either song doesn't get you hype for the day i need the christian rock version of jock jams in my life slop my ass with woody pages chalkboard while i look behind the couch for the missing kush ball rest of peace around the horn chris in l a sent from my motorola q nine j j stokes oh

we got l a clubhouse go. Who's JJ Stokes? That's a hard name. Receiver for the 49ers. J.J. Stokes? What year? God, I feel like I had his like football card or something.

You definitely did. I think he was on those Brandon Lloyd teams, if I remember. If I remember correctly, Portna. Oh, that's a foul. Yeah, number 83 for the Niners. Played with the Niners from 95 to 2002. Finished his career with the Jags and the Pats. Drop shadow 49ers.

It's the only 49ers. That's the only 49ers I could ever care about. Career high, eight touchdowns in 98. So he's like the most 1998 receiver ever. I remember. Yeah. Now I, Stokes and Rice, bro. Come on.

And or a young T.O. That was T.O. The catch where he's crying and shit. Steve Young threw it to him. 49ers Packers, the most football game of all time. Dude, come on, man 49ers Packers doesn't get more NFL than that Like kind of cold outside too

The only way it gets more NFL than that is Broncos Packers Your mom's even watching it You're like, why do you care? But okay We know why We know why We know why That QB duel though

Elway Farr? We know why. Because John Elway looks like he could be the next president. Uh-huh. And Brett Farrve invented the dick pick. Come in. Jesus.

Yeah, that's an easy one. All right. I got a run. I got a meeting. So I got a goalhead goal. So team these guys at gmail.com. Appreciate it. send in every week.

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Just send it, dude. let it be your sounding board let us be your sounding board that's team these guys at gmail dot com cool uh thanks again and uh we'll talk to you next week all right bernie williams steven strasberg nationals on the mind nationals on the bind remember he was all sports center talked about for like a whole entire summer all right yeah couldn't wait couldn't wait for his first pitch Brad too. Say for now about that?