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The way I'd chop my own head off during that. On purpose. Oh, hell yeah. Better not, you know, swing it too hard. YouTube video, thumbnail. I actually chopped my head off. Should I? Question mark, question mark, question mark.

Axe right here. No questions axed. Seven views. Not bad for a fat guy. Right. KG 93. PG-93 from Joey's basement. Bukina-Bepo.

You know that's what that means? That means basement? Joey's basement. Bucca-a-bepo means Joey's basement. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Shut up.

I swear. I'm pretty sure. You can you look it up real quick? You can say anything. I know I could, but I want to be sure. I lost my phone. I'll look it up. I'll look it up.

But, yeah. I'm pretty sure somebody I have a friend who goes there with his family every year for Christmas and so he's real into the Bucca de Bepo the name Bucca de Bepo translates to Joe's small place

All right, never mind. Basement. Shed? Small place, typically basement. Hot take. Don't like Bucca Bucca Bepo at all. It's tough.

Honestly, like, I'd rather go to Fizolees. I like the ambiance. Then the food comes out. And I'm like, well, this is over. Boogatabapal ambiance on YouTube, seven hours. What? Let me just turn on something to set the mood. You're like, I like the look.

You know, I kind of wanted to make my basement for the clubhouse. You can see a little bit. You know, there's just random pictures of shit. Should I like... Should I do one of these with the guy? No, no. It's a basement door? No, because my basement is all fucked up.

And Riley would literally kill me. And I would probably kill myself if people on the internet saw my basement. Hey, she's not listening. this pot. I don't we're watching. She's a lot. But anyway, that shit gets back to her because her mom watches. Oh. Gigi. Suck. And also my mom and sister and dad.

So it wouldn't get back to her. Clean up your. So up guys. Clean up your small place. Clean up your J's small place, please. You get in the vibe a little bit. You got Disney over there, randomly Jack Nicholson and Magic Johnson. It goes hard. The hardest part, though, to Michael Myers' mask. Why aren't

we wearing them? I know. That's what I'm telling you. I have the a modern, like, fucked up one where he's been through all the shit after 40 plus years, and then I have the original... Fresh, the clean white. Thumbail, for sure. We'll slip him on.

We'll slip them on. But yeah, this is my basement. Ben's in town, and we were like, let's do it. Let's do it together. Let's do it in person. So, came on down here, and you're getting a little bit of... You got some Dale Earnhardt to brickyard. You got Luke Skywalker,

Han Solo on a ton, ton. Got that for 10 bucks. I'm getting a big deal. my wife is a cheerleader with her friends. Yeah, where did you get all these actually? Dude, honestly, you're going to hate it. You're fair. Flea markets. That's the best part.

That's why I love flea markets. Remember, you hate them because you're like, it's just like dusty. It is like, it is like, I got Chlamydia walking through there. But like, they do have some like low-key heat. They have amazing. Fake jerseys. Oh, yeah. Those three, the Matt, cool.

The Magic Johnson, the Grand Prix, the D. Disney characters, all from a flea market. Same with the Dale Earnhardt. Same with the Larry Bird right there. Got a Jim Morrison that fell down. Yep. Flea Market joint right there. Jim Morrison, rest and peace.

Perfect. I know who he is. Perfect. Do you have a guess who Jim Morrison is? A lead singer of somebody. Nice. Actually, yeah, very good. Well, I just holding a guitar in the picture.

Is he really? I think. Oh, no. The doors. Just looks so... Yeah. Jim Morrison, yeah. If you were...

You're right. I mean, if you're thinking of what the picture would be next to lead singer in a definition, in a dictionary, it would be Jim. Hold on his guitar really low. Be Jim Morrison with like no shirt and leather pants. Yeah, but the best place to get those picks are the book fair. A funness. A flea market or like your like a city fair where you like pop like a balloon in there. Pick, pick a picture.

Totally. Just always get the one of LeBron James and he played for the Cavs, his rookie ear. with the ankle socks Skinny Athletical Yeah and the LeBron ones You said that Like when I was like

I was like randomly asked you I was like dude What's your favorite LeBron And you're like dude Skinny Athletic LeBron Every time I see him on the cabs Like rookie year I'm like dude Skinny Athletic LeBron

He was right O3 to 07 LeBron Everybody loved him He was so slashing He was slashy and literally Jumping through the fucking roof So much bounce We were watching

I was on the Nashville the podcast. Thank you. Yeah, true. Just to let them know. I was on Cheeks and Bachelor Party in Nashville and we were watching the USA

game during the day when we were just like getting ready and shit. And LeBron had like one of those cherry pig dunks where I'd throw it to him. He's just, he was complaining about a call. Of course. Yeah, he's complained about a call and of course so they get a rebound. He's already down there. They outlet it to him. And he does one of those that you said like it literally

cocked it so far back. But like I mean he's 40. So I said to everybody. I was like, I mean it makes sense, right? Like you get older, you can't do as cool shit. But like it's just wild seeing, knowing that we grew up with like skinny athletic slasher Braun, who was literally jumping out of the building. And then now it's like you see him do it.

And he's kind of barely almost getting off the ground. But he's still cocked as back or as ever, though. That's what I said. I'm not discrediting him. Here we are. It's first take. Hey. Now it's sports fire guys.

Dude, just went out of the fly. No. There were these guys. Actually, though, full circle. We are those guys. Oh my God, I just put that together. I'm going to kill myself. We went on a LeBron era store.

We did. We were there from the beginning. Title of the podcast. 18 million views because it's LeBron era store. But I was like looking out of this highlights. Oh, yeah. LeBron highlights eras. LeBron throughout the era.

Every LeBron era, the title. Everyone's like, Who are these fucking white guys? In this bitch-ass basement? We're just like, our favorite version was when he was 18. Because we're weird.

In this bitch-ass small place. What are they doing down there? They're talking about his ankle socks and shit? Sox play a big. There's like, the first thing I remember of every athlete, their socks. 18 million views.

Average watch time, three seconds. Just on the analytics, it's like, It looks literally like an A In the instance Like a nothing else after it These two nerds with glasses on in their basement

Yeah, it seems like you'd be doing this kind of show These guys These guys But yeah dude I went to I went on that bachelor party It was in Nashville for like three days That was that

It was awesome It was a ton of fun I watched every story I know if I went Yeah but I creeped on you I I'm really excited because this is the first Bachelor, first trip like that that I've been on,

first Bachelor party that I've been on where I've managed it perfectly. How'd you do it? I didn't. You got to be a vet. I didn't throw up once. I woke up every day feeling good. You were like going water in between? Not really, but everybody's got to find their own system.

And it really is like, the Bachelor. The Bachelor. Part, I mean, it really is a progression of like you are a rookie. You're head spinning. You don't know what's going on. Everything's moving so fast. You're just trying to keep up. Holy shit.

Bam. All of a sudden you're going over the middle and you get just absolutely co-cocked. Right? And then you're like, holy. Do I even belong here? Right. Yeah. I don't know if I should play anymore.

I'm like your first bachelor party when you're like 23 or 24. Yeah. You get blinds. That's that for sure. That you're welcome. Head on a swivel baby boy! Right. Right.

You're welcome to the league moment. Right. but now I'm 30 I got to see I was the only one in the trip that has two kids I was the you're 40 year old LeBron

I was the only one of the trip that was married bro and I this is my like that's nothing it's there's six bachelor party I think I've been on too

but I'm I'm still rook bro rookie mode I was like in like the first night the second night someone would be like wait where's Joe

bro what you know kind of like pop in the room a little bit because I had Irish goodbye every time. Every time at night. Staple. Bro,

I'd find it and I'd just slip away into the shadows. Going to the room and go to my room where my bed was, I'd fucking, you know, get all the lights down

and everything. I get ready. I'd call him into bed. We didn't have a TV in our room, unfortunately. So I got to have some sort. I need that comfort.

I had my phone propped up with some Netflix on. What were you watching? On Bachelor night? Bro, that's so hard. You're playing on Heisman. Right? You're playing on a husband.

Because I had fun, right? I had fun that night. I had fun that day. But I was like, look, here's what's going to happen is if I don't call it right now, then all of a sudden it's going to be three in the morning. And I'm going to be blacked out. Burning tomorrow. And it's like, I can't do that.

I got to, I got to maintain here. You know, I got to manage this race. We're going 500 miles. We're not going 50 laps. We're on 500 miles. It's like Joseph Newgarden, you know. It took them 12 years, not sports podcast, but it took him 12 years to figure out how to win the 80500.

now he knows how to run a 500-mile race, he's won two and a rep. Sometimes it takes five bachelor parties to figure out. Sometimes it takes that, you know? Hey, everybody moves at their own pace. But I finally did it. And so they'd come in the first couple nights and I literally, I'd just go, I'd be like, bro, it's a marathon on a sprint. That was your line when people were like, pussy. No one really said that to me, you know, because I was the elder statesman, you know?

So everybody kind of, I think, like, has some respect. You know what I mean? They're like, I think they would be like, you know, I'm not going to do that because I'm younger. and I don't have to wake up with two kids every day. But, like, I see why Joey's doing that, and I'm going to let him be. You know, I want him to hang out, but I'm also going to let him be. Because I'd be like, long weekend, bro. Marathon, not a sprint.

Yeah, and they'd be like, throw them in there. They'd be like, damn, you're right. He's right. Yeah. Because deep down there, we're like, I should be doing it. I'm doing it. And then, you know, while I'm doing that, like, I'm going to bed, I make sure that I got my water right there. Probably pop a couple, like, Advil or a couple ibupin before I go to bed.

Does it work? Oh yeah, I'm big. For me, it works way better to preemptively to go to bed with that in you because then he wake up and it's been taking care of itself in your system and whatnot. Yeah. You know? Because then if you retroactively in the morning, it's like playing ketchup and then you're trying to start to drink again.

Then you got to start drinking right when you wake up. Did you hit one of those? Oh, yeah. You did? Yeah. Wow, so that's part of the game. Yeah, because then, you know, they were saying, and one of the dudes is down there he caught on too, he was just like, bro,

because on Friday when we were down there, that. We did a handlebar, a pedal bar around Nashville which is crazy. Who was on Ox? You had to be. Oh, that's so hard. You had to DJ on the trip, bro? DJC. Buck,

you know, it was. Did he have a playlist? I want to know. Oh, yeah. He did? Yeah. I thought he was off the dome. It was a collective, it was a collective of like Bachelor, you know. Oh, so you guys were feeding him songs before you went? But then he was in charge and he was pulling up YouTube. He had his own shit. That is.

Maybe MVP on the trip. It was so wild, though, because, like, you're on Broadway, taking this pedal bar. And, like, the shit that is on Broadway now, it's just insane. Literally, like, tractors going up and down there? A fire truck with people on the back? Oh, that's their kind of...

Oh, they're kind of... Oh, they're... So their pedal bars are, like, on another level. I mean, they have, like, the ones that we have, like, an indie and a bunch of the other places, you know? But in Nashville, yeah. Literally, a tractor-pulling shit? Tractor pulling, like, a bail of hay with people in the back.

a fire truck like there's school buses I was like this is how cut off and shit this is like just like a meme in real life or something you know like this is like

my son he watches big trucks and it's just like those YouTube compilations of like an animated world that's just like created by AI

you know like video game and it's all just like the most random shit like and it'll be like sound effects it's like oh my god

like shit like that you know I like totos it's basically like uh blah blah blah blah By roll. I'm like, what's the link?

Yeah. Me for the rest of that. That's your ambience. That's your ambience. Hey, babe. Let me throw something on a real quick. Trucks ambiance. It's actually a big trucks for toddlers.

Full blast. Oh yeah. What'd you say? What'd you say? Sorry. Brother, there'll be like smack sounds, like cartoon smacks out. Once it starts happening with Frank. I like totals.

Swear to God, dude. That's going to show up. Michael Scott Renn. I'm like, no! Yes. Once that starts showing up, then I'm like, alright, Frank, we're going to turn on the sandlot or something, man. No internet noises yet.

That should be, that's actually, either LeBron through the Ares or big trucks for toddlers. Hey, let's start in our podcast, just the most viral videos. Get our SEO up. Watch time down, SEO up. It's all good. It's the name of the game bit. Eres Tour.

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about Taylor Swift's London show And they're talking about LeBron Wands Airs We'll get some like women Now We'll get some burby girls

On the pod And we name It air story recap Oh really? They're talking about that That Yeah so that was I was really proud

myself, man. Did it yak one time. There we go. A single, not a single yakety yak. The blueprint for the Bachelor party. I just laid it. Did you hit the chug the water before you go to bed move? No, because I have to piss too much. It's a tough one. It's hard to do. But I always goes off.

But I have it there. You know, I have it there to be able to... Middle of a guy. Go-ho-ho. Yeah. Oh, wow. Chis-all. You will. Yeah, so it was good. It's good. Good weekend. I think, I don't know if I have, I don't think I have really that many bachelor

parties in my near future, so I think that might have been my last one for quite a while. So I'll get married? Yeah. What would you do for your bachelor party? Absolutely nothing. I'd send an email, stay home. Bucatabo tonight? No, cool. Never mind. No, dude, I'm planning your bachelor party. all right that's cool because I know can we just do it the most

like yeah no you know what do we do we instead of doing a bar crawl we do a coffee shop hop um coffee shop we just go to different coffee shops and uh sit there

and sit there weirdly in chairs and uh we do a contest right sketches we do a contest to see who could uh get the funniest unbeknownst to them video what people were in there. We're just secretly video people in Starbucks.

So it would be coffee hop shop. Got to wear a jersey. Yep. Jersey is required. It'd be like coffee hop shop from like 7 a.m. until 10 a.m. Legally filmed people for three hours. And then from 10 to noon

um, we'd go to the mall. When it right, right when it opens. Sold. Sold. Just in the one in Greenwood? Yeah.

And 12.30, we would go have lunch at Fizzolese. Cool with that. And then after Fizzoli's. A little treat. Hmm. What day would this be on? Just like the weirdest day, just a Tuesday. Like every people's work day?

I got to go to work. All right. And then from one... There has to be an activity. Like, there has to be like a badman tournament in my dad's backyard. In the yards. Capture the flag. Nah, too much running.

Okay. I think badminton tournament, but, like, local sports radio is on full blast. We're just playing. Instead of playing to music, we're just playing to, like, rake straw. Not bad for Peck. Not bad for Peck. Do I swear to God, this is some inside. inside these guys.

I turned on, since I'm here, I turned on the station Rexrauss on. And I swear, like, I was doing stuff the whole day and he was on the radio for like, I think 12 hours straight. And I was like,

I think that's just like a normal day for him. Like, I swear he took over like, I was like, he's been on this whole pot. He just, and the hosts don't even know it, but he just gets on the air and then he just takes over their show. Like, all of a sudden, they're walking out of the studio. Like, I still have an hour and a half left of this.

And Rake is just absolutely popping off as they're walking out of the studio. Eric, I can't interrupt him now. Dude, I think he subbed on every show, and, like, I think he was completely okay with it. It's a big seat to fill, but I'm going to go ahead and do my best to do it anyways. Hey, plus, I am a fat guy. Big seat to fill. Dude, but. Everyone be with you to three, that I'll hop back in at five and take over till seven.

That would keep on. I think he could be on the radio for 72 hours straight. And like, he wouldn't even know. You know, every break so clean, too. I was like, yes. You know how stations do those like 24 hour live on air? It's just like there's a holiday. It just raked the whole time.

Wow, that recording was really good. No, I was live. Boyst track came around five years after I was at school. Yep. That's what we do. Actually, we go Shadow Rake. Shadow Rake for two hours. Sitting Rake, 430 to 7. Uh-huh. And then got to go out to eat with him after. Then Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones drew highlights from 8 to 10.

That's perfect day. It's been the bachelor party. Yeah. Where are your best jersey? Cool. It's just me and you. You dad. That's it.

No, my dad goes for like one of the coffee shop hops and then leave. in like five minutes you guys you guys do you can't I can't that's too much but then like later on wants to bring us food but doesn't want to eat it with us just wants to bring it it to us had a good time today be happy birthday like this isn't even my dad does it no shit I mean just have Seabuck following us around playing music oh there's this radio dude he's just switches it to ESPN man dad sounds pretty fun I do anything for that. What a great day. But I also, yeah, like, unreal, yeah, unreal. I think I went out on a very high note. Like, I think that that was my last

bachelor party, which I don't think it will be. Yeah, I won't be. But, I don't know, though, man. Like, what do you do, like, 36-year-olds go on bachelor parties? You're telling me about the time you brought your dad to one or yours or something? Well, yeah, but, like, that's the next, level of bachelor party. Like, you gotta figure it out now, but when, like, you're a dad dad and you get, get the invite on the trip with the boys, you're like,

I'll show you guys how it's done. Your dad is probably in his bag that whole weekend. He was, like, just, like, tweeting funny stuff, kind of. Like, you know, he was on it, bro. He was definitely the most sober, and so he was able to come in and, like, get the one-liners off to, like, my friends, you know,

because he was, like, had that quick wit still because he wasn't drunk. And you guys were, but he also was, like, the most. drunk, I've seen him. Like, after the Cubs game, he knows how to play.

He was, like, you know, he was getting down. He was getting, you know, pretty rowdy. But, yeah, I guess that's true, but I'm just thinking, like, you know, I'm about to be 31 next month. A lot of my friends are in the same boat. I'm like, there's a handful of them

that, like, I definitely would be invited to their bachelor parties. But I'm like, you know, right now the prospects, like, they're not getting married anytime soon. Yeah. So I'm just, that's where I'm like, does it, is that when it,

like, your 20s, Bachelor, parties are for where you're like going to Chicago, going to Vegas, going to Arizona, going to Nashville. But then in your 30s, when you're getting married, then it's just like, hey, I'm going to do a bachelor party and we're just going to like have dinner downtown and do like bad acts throwing and then like go out. Bad acts. The way I chop my own head off during that.

On purpose. Yo, hell yeah. Better not, you know, swing it too hard. YouTube video. thumbnail. Actually, shot my head off. Should I?

Question mark, question mark, question mark. Axe right here. No questions axed. Seven views. Put Taylor Swift's picture in it. Seven million views. Oh yeah.

I've used a T. Swift thumbnail tactic before. Have you really? I didn't everybody scam it out here. I got to do this real quick. It was the I did the I don't know why.

I'm sorry. just want to show more of my calf cool um it was the bese style out these guys it was the NFL reacting to

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey yeah make sure the rad we're going here and uh so I was like yeah I mean it's about her so I put I cropped a P&G on the thumbnail in there but it wasn't for YouTube as for Instagram nerds who cares

but yeah I think that's I think 30s that's that's that may be my neck, yeah, and then like you said, then you got to come back around to when I'm 50-something, and Frank's like, yeah, pop, come on the bachelor party. And then I'm like, oh, man, I got to, I got to cycle all over again here. It's like when you pick like an NFL legend to play on your like regular team, you know what I mean, an NFL street. Not sports video game nerd podcast or all. Nothing my gut. Like, how do I randomly have Barry Sanders on my team right now? that's you when you're on the bachelor party with your with the boys yeah but I was actually

thinking about that because then it's like man yeah then you really have to like you're probably buying a lot of shit you got like make sure everybody's good yeah but you can't that's like your job right so I'm like damn I'm gonna have I'm get fucked up too kind of splurgeon that's why your dad just did it at the game he's like controlled environment they can get bombed here no he's after oh we went to a bar in wrigleyville after the roof stop dude this is story about the Andrew Ward should you tell it

probably not do I want you to yes well he did that on the Bachelor party too because that's what I was thinking in my head yeah like

I felt like I was there like 30 minutes before Andrew like retired or watching a game and Andrew my friend he I won't

but my friend said to my dad he was like I bet you $50 right now Andrew like wins the MVP this year my dad

took the bet and then like literally 30 minutes later Andrew like retired from the NFL. That's so funny to me. And my dad just looked at my friend and goes, I'll take my 50 bucks. And my friend gets up and grong spikes his cell phone into the ground. Just so bachelor party moment. Yeah, yeah.

Just like, who is it doing that? Andrew Lowe. Yeah, just dudes. Just guys. Dues. Yeah, the difference of seeing all those bachelor's parties in Nashville. Oh, what was that like? So funny, dude.

Boot counter. The boots. You had the boot gang. You had the cowboy hat crew. You had the custom hat chicks. Like, I saw a few, yeah, where the custom hats where it'd be like, I brought the sass. I brought the boots. I got to get out of here.

I brought the party. They were all, yeah, literally. Why the girls love that? It was mind-blowing. Girls love a theme. Oh, dude. And so we were just laughing about that, man. I brought the party.

I did see. I brought the attitude. Dude, I did see. There was a couple of pretty sure like clubhouse bachelor parties down there because I was up on one of the second levels of, I think it was like honky tonk or something, just overlooking Broadway. Of course. Of course. Have you ever been to Nashville? No, but like now I have hearing that.

You should. the honky dog, duh. And I was looking out, and there was a group of, like, four or five guys, and they each had it on just, like, some fuck-ass quarterback jersey. Like, one of them had a commander, Sam Howell. Somebody had a, I think, like, a Bengals Ryan Fitzpatrick or something. God, that's great. That was a dolphin's Ryan Fitzpatrick.

That's insane. And there was three others, but, like, it was pretty dark close. I was like, oh, my God, I should have fucking. You should have denied this. Clubhouse! if they turn around, boom. But then there was another one, too. They must have been from Miami or just a Dolphins fan.

They all had dolphin heads on and Dolphins jerseys on. That's insane. Yeah, I was like, okay. I get, you know what I mean? Respect it. Yeah, respect all, everybody going out on a limb like that because you think Nashville for those kind of things, it's like I said, the chicks with the boot crew and the custom hats.

But like the dudes who go in with something like funny like that. Mm-hmm. Tip of the cat. Not. not exactly Nashville God dang Any cool Titans or this?

Not that I want to know or anything Not really Not I didn't see No Wild Wrecking the brain here Nah you'd know You'd know

But you'd know if he's good The fucking quarterback curse Like out to me for sure They know what's going on They listen Should we Absolutely don't See what's going on with the...

This is going on. Mailby. You know about this? All right. Let's do it. Team of these guys at g-mo.com. Dot com. This is from David.

Subject line, Teddy Brushke. And... Great hair. He actually just sent... Ooh, I can actually see these now? Yeah. He actually just sent... Great lock screen.

A picture of Denver, AI, and Carmelo. Oh, which is... We'll make it full screen. We'll make it full screen. Yeah, I'll try to. I mean, I can't really. But it is good. It took something you'd see out of commercial, like a Jordan commercial, you know. I don't know. Some about like Iversend all the Nuggets makes me kind of sad for some reason. Yeah. I feel like I don't know if he did anything there.

It wasn't very, yeah, it wasn't the same, but it was still like, oh shit. Yeah, because I was like five young, mellow. And they had that commercial too where they were both like jogging at a stoplight. And then they like started laughing. I don't remember exactly what it is. but I just remember that being like, oh,

that's sick. Thank God. Yeah, the Nuggets went hard. That was a good 2K team. Not that this is a sports video game podcast. Yeah, not at all.

From Nick. Impeccable timing. Can't wait. Well, fellas, you got me. You got me good. Tuesday, mid-morning,

I'm at my local Menards, which I go to a few times a week. I'm renting a truck to get some materials back to my shop. Crazy. I have to show proof of insurance for the rental

and just as I hand my phone over to the lady behind the counter, I get a push notification. New episode, dix.com. We awkwardly looked at each other for a moment and instead of explaining to her that it's a funny podcast with two elite comedians who are currently on tour pushing tinkies, I'm blurted out the first thing that popped out in my head, I said, don't kink shame me.

To which she replied, all right. Not sure if I could ever show my face at that Menards again, but it was truly a hilarious moment. Slapped my ass by the rental counter at Menards. It's the sporting goods site, man Get your head out of the gutter Yeah, it's been established He's buying a goalie face mask

Come on Golly face mask Those would be cool It's thinking about how cool A goalie like helmets are in hockey I don't think they get enough respect Like I don't mess with hockey I you know respect

It's cool but like Dude those helmets they have Can we talk about that? You know what's interesting is that Like in baseball with the catchers they have kind of the newer ones that are like that and I hate them because I like the old school

with that backwards helmet and just like the face mask the backwards hat for a catcher and you can just rip that shit off and then they're like oh they used to rip it off and like run it they still do that they like run in the crowd

and like catch up yeah like if there's you know that's like the thing if there's a pop up hit you know just straight up in the area or back you know in foul territory catcher won't rip the mask off

turn his back to the diamond because if you down it'll mess with your death perception and get you all fucked up. Oh, I didn't know that. So you turn your back to it because it's easier to track because it's physics. I don't really know. But if you're facing the field,

it throws you off because there's all that open area right there and you're looking up where it's opposed to, if you lever it back to it and it closes off the dimensions. Anyways, dude. Who knew about that? Yeah, I love just the ones that you can just rip like that and sell like the giant. I like the, I like, the goal.

Hockey Mask and hockey. I don't care for it. And baseball. And we'll be back after this on not a sports podcast. Pledge of your guys. Well, Nick, appreciate the listen.

And, I'm not a sports. That was a good sports moment, though, because no one knows about the, like, you got to flip your back when you're a catcher.

No, that's, yeah, that's cat. Baseball people do. Clubhouse will and test. I'll just kill us. Yeah.

They will. Kill and kill. When I die, I'm going to have a catcher's mask on. That'd be so sick. How'd he die? From Kenny. Brian Baldinger's finger.

Kenny says, Kirk Cousins is LL Bean. Yeah, he is. Wait. Yeah. He said, Anyways, do you guys play fantasy football? Would love to do a clubhouse fantasy league with you guys.

Man. Actually not a bad idea, but Ben would never do it. Somebody asking that this week, and I was like, sorry, bro. Love the vids. Keep him coming. Working as corrections officer sucks. You guys help make it better. Some ass with a wet tarot will towel and curl up.

From Toby Gerhardt. Dude, Brian Baldinger. Who is that? The dude who does the Baldi's breakdowns on Twitter. He's so good. Hey, what about who is that guy that was on? No, that's my podcast. Who's that guy that was on NFL, like, edge at like 4.30 a.m. in the morning.

It was like Jaws and Merrill Hunt. Dude, he was the truth. Merrill Hodge was spitting. He had a lot of good, like, predictions, too. I think... Those come around on TikTok. Yeah, his prediction about Jadavia and Clowny. His prediction about Johnny Mansell.

That guy was... I think he was so good. They, like, he, like, yeah, you're bringing a little too much facts in here. Bro, he was nice. And, like, for some reason, every time he talked, I just had to listen. He could say anything, bro.

And I'd be like, thickest knot in his tie ever. Brough had a brick Brough had a bouquet of flowers And he'd just Be laying it down Always just I was like that guy

He should be the priest at church Where I'm going right after NFL Edge Real ones no They're always breaking down Plays so hard on that show I was like the way they Like with the Like the graphics on that

I was like They're ahead of their time Anyway, they were definitely That show's still around But is it? It was two like It was two like four coaches No, the show's still around

It's Adria's Butler and Greikosel Not that I Watch it every Sunday Sets and it has a long set NFL Edge And your alarm I always love their little fucking It wasn't called NFL Edge

What was it? It was like Edge NFL matchup or something NFL matchup is what it was But it was brought to you by Edge Like shade cream. Oh. Oh. Wow.

That was such a, yeah, you don't see those much anymore. But yeah. But like, they had such a presence. Had such a presence. I was just like, why is this on right now? Because it's just for guys, man. Just those are the most guy. Manly men, man.

Just 6 a.m. Like, they couldn't put it at any other slot. There was never a more manly man alpha bro time in sports history. in like 1999 to 2003 NFL bookends of the day start it with

NFL matchup end it with NFL prime time everything was just like what Budweiser Miller Lai office linebacker

Terry Tate Tough Factor Tannaction boom edge NFL matchup NFL matchup NFL prong time

and twins like that like that was every commercial was like that is like yeah dude. It's just like we're a league

for guys watched by guys who get together after work and drink beer and eat wings and watch football. Guys that have like the license plate border that says Packers on it. It's for that. You know what I mean? Like the thing that

holds your license play then? Oh yeah, dude. My parents have a steward real one. Anyways. Thanks, Kinnick. From Riley. Jared Allen, Minnesota Vikings Crazy

Hey boys Second time email her I love the show I can't wait for it every single week No question this week Just had a story to share My wife and I were sitting

On the couch this week I wanted to watch the entirety of Super Bowl 46 on YouTube She wanted something else For some dumb reason I'm not sure why Anyways we're sitting there Watching her dumb show

And I'm petting my dog He lets out a burp And I sing I love you a burp And Whoa! She gets at me Super confused

And says Did you just come up with that? To which I said, nah, I got it from the clubhouse. You wouldn't understand. Twitch she looked even more confused. Anyways, want to let you know. Hope you guys can make it up to Ontario, Canada sometime soon. Wow. Down?

Slot my ass so hard with Ray Lewis's arm brace that I break it out into an entrance dance all before having three and a half sacks and interception. Thanks. Oh, let me Riley, let me confirm it here for you. So it's I love you burpee boy.

Oh, whoa. you have I love you burpy boy not a whoa-o which I understand that it's We'll turn to drive it Yeah Whoa Oh whoa

I love you burpy boy Oh whoa Larcaiseo A capital Llorcaso Let her no You know She'd come over You'd be a burpy girl

Come on over the clubhouse There's burpher girls all over the place I love you From Dave No Sean Moreno's tears Slash Dwaynebo's Turtle Neck What's up, boys? Yeah, we're talking about cheap jerseys.

I got a Raider, Randy Moss jersey, and an Ammon Green jersey at a flea market. $20 for both. Both, thank you. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Went back to my girlfriend and told her,

and she was astonished. Love the pod and can't wait to hear more of your stuff. Thank you so much. Dave, fellow Steelers fan. Yeah, dude. Love it. Nice. Thanks, Dave.

Yeah. I'm on grade than to play for the Raiders, did he? No, I think he just... I think he was just saying He was clarifying her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Randy Moss Raiders don't see him a lot. No.

Number 18. So weird. Like, okay. And why? Like, tell us you weren't going to play without telling us. Not going to try. We know. You're number 18.

You picked 18. So weird. You picked 18 before wide receivers were team numbers. We know. That was amazing. I was like, you can do that? Is that just a Randy Moss like thing? When Reggie Bush wanted to be number five, I was like, let him.

He's Reggie Bush. Dude, when he showed up to training camp with a Roman numeral. Huh? He did a Roman numeral. On his jersey? Yeah. I don't remember. Dude, find that jersey.

That's the one to find. Reggie Bush Saints practice jersey Roman numeral. We're that to a party? What up? Two LeCrois? I swear he did that. I swear he did that. I swear he did.

That's just in your dream. That's just the guy from the longest yard mean machine with the X. That's insane. I swear he showed up as a rookie to Saints training camp. And he had, yeah, the black practice jersey on and it just had a V on it because it was like they want to let them wear five. But there's not real against. It was. That's what I'm saying.

Like it was taped to wear. Damn, that's going to piss me off. because I know it's out there somewhere. I vividly remember, like, summer going into seventh grade when he was going to be a rookie watching, you know, NFL network and just seeing that highlight on replays, just him being out there at his first training camp wearing that because he was mad that they won him just learn more five,

but now he would be able to and we're all sad about it. Everyone's sad about that. From Ryan. The question, hey, guys, bite the bullet. This is a sports podcast. Whoa. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not.

Too far. The time has finally come. I popped a question of my dad. He's 60 and I'm 21. How good was Lynn Bias? I can see the pure happiness in his face. He hit me with the dad classic, man, let me tell you.

That poses a question. Which forgotten great athlete will make you happiest if your future kid asked you about them. For example, if my future son came up to me in July after going five for six in a wiffa ball game

in a street with a bacon neck and a popsicle stained mouth and said, Dad, how good was Jeremy Lynn? would just drop to my knees. Love from Richmond, Ryan. It has to be one of those obscure athletes, you know? That's a really good one.

Like, yo, Dad, how good was Chris Anderson, Birdman on the Heat? I'd be like, I'd die. He puts a catcher's mask on me. I'm dead on the couch. I asked me about Chris Anderson. Twitches. Chris Anderson, heat. That's funny.

That was crazy when the, got them. I'm like the heater just signing like the craziest people they can't. Are they going to get Dennis Rodman next? Him and you Donis have them. I know, but like if they were on your squad, you've been like, yes. Oh yeah. Totally. Totally.

You trying to think of somebody? Yeah. I have a few. How good was you? My son, if my son ever figures out about Mark Pryor before his elbow just got blasted, That'd be a big one for me. Dad, who's Jason Seahorn?

Drew a leg and spitting and shit. Dad, why was Mike Piazza wearing a black jersey? My wife was, like, calling the ambulance. What did you have an ambulance? What happened? Did your husband have a heart attack? They brought out to a black jersey. Our son asked him about Jason Seahorn.

Keep God. Keep going. Why didn't Ammon Green were those elbow pads? Fibulator. They go to like charge your chest. Yeah, the guy rolls up his sleeves, has a QB wrist on her. Sick great. Dad.

What do you name that podcast, The Ares Tour? Dad, tell you about 2011 Jimmy Graham. Did he really break the goalpost? Dad? Eyes rolled into the back of your head. Dad? Yes, son? Did Foxy staff Christmas lights as their timeout graphics?

Dad. Dude. You turn into the possessed dad on a horror movie? Priest comes. It's priest homes. What? His son asked him too many dope questions from these guys. What we do?

Call the priest. How's it not happened, man? God, if we made like a scary movie six, yeah, they'd probably be total shit, but I'd definitely put that in there. Who's like the scary guy that comes downstairs when your son says something? Bob Sanders is like, oh! He said, oh! Bob Sanders, Daniels, I command you to leave this house. In the name of Dante Hall, Tony Gonzalez, Trent Green.

In the 2004 Jacksonville Jaguars. Mark Brunnell's like, what did you say? Come to the door. Brian Dawkins. That's what you know. Swing, repels through the window. No, he'd be the one coming down to staring like this. Like he would come out of the tunnel.

What was his nickname again? Brian Dawkins. I don't know. Let's look it up on YouTube and watch all those highlights. Oh, it was like, uh, Brian, oh, there's like X-Factor. Weapon X. Weapon X. Is that what? It was something like weapons. And you know, that's one of those nicknames that he made up for himself.

Oh, yeah. Call me weapons. Call me weapon X, dude. All right. Just says it right there. Weapon eggs? This is also bullshit. It says Troy Paul Lomali's nickname was Quiet Storm. I've literally never heard that before.

Yeah, because that's Joe Johnson from the Atlanta Hawks. Not that I know. Quiet Storm. Or maybe it was his Twitter name in 2011? Not sure. How about it was Joe Johnson 2008 for the Atlanta Hawks? Nothing said ever because it's quiet. Oh, shit.

Dad, how come Dunday Cole Pepper want like this? Drops dead. Blood out of your mouth. We need to call Father Holmes. She doesn't cut, camera cut, from his feet up. It's priest's home. He's floating. Has the Reebok cleats on the under his like.

Hey, hey, the little silver thing for the priest. Has a Reebok on? Hey, still has a turtleneck on? Yeah, I'm going to kill it. God, that's so good. From Dustin, Marty Schoenheimer. Hey, guys, love it. Somewhere Andrew Luck is chuckling and excitement about the NFL season that's just around the river bend.

Speaking of that, who taught you guys to drive back in the day? And what was that experience like? Nice. For me, it was a combination of mom and dad. My mom admitted she was uncomfortable and wouldn't let me listen to the radio. Overall, a little paranoid, but pretty solid. Big Dad was the preferred choice, though. He was way more relaxed, leaned back in the seat,

held on to that comfortable little handle above the window, the one the guys hold on to. Yep. And he even fell asleep once. He told me that over 90% of drivers would rate themselves as being excellent drivers, but only like 20% or less are actually excellent. He, of course, was one of the excellent ones. Nobody's a better driver than a big dad.

Totally. Big dad. Slop my ass like of Doug Flutty after converting the drop kick P.A.T. When he was with New England. What a moment. Man. Everybody, like, you can do that. And everyone's dad was like, yeah, you can do that.

Yeah. No, everybody's dad goes, see, only Belichick knows those kind of things. Because what? That was so weird. And he was number two on the Patriots? Bad Jersey. Flutie 2 Patriots. My parents, I mean, like, they would be in the car with me when I had, like, my

permit, but I learned, I had to do this fucking this side. I actually like buried this and I just remembered it and I brought it back up. I buried it because it was traumatic. So I had to go and do like a three

every instead of, because you had the option where you could go like three times a week or you could do one class a week but it was like three hours long. And this was, you're talking about driving school? Yeah, driver's in. Yeah. Yeah, driver's that.

That's what I said, right? Driving school. Uh, school driving. Uh, school driving. And so I did that. Wait, wait, so you're talking about at Roncalli? No. It was like a...

Yeah. You went independent on it. Yeah. Why is that? I don't even remember, dude. I just didn't want to do it like three times after school. I wanted my time after school just be able, you know, because it had... Oh, that's what it was.

I fucking football practice. I did it in the summer. I really don't know the reason Yeah I just like And I think there was like a friend of mine Who was gonna take it to that like my moms are like we can carpool You know and it whatever So

I was 15 and it was like an eight week course But I had to do it every Sunday For three hours During the 2008 NFL season So I'd just be sitting in there while like the fucking Steelers were playing the time That ruined you I was dead dude And this is before Twitter and shit

Where I can just like So you're just tapping So my dad was like texting me the updates As it was happening And that's where I would have to like Look and of course I had the driver It was a dick It was like

I don't want to see any cell phones You can't be on your cell phone When you're driving You're not gonna be in it While you're in here Where did they teach that class Like where was that? It was like at a high school

No It was like in a strip mall You'll know exactly where it is It was in the strip mall I'll say the streets But you won't And I'll explain it It was at the

strip mall that was right off of Main Street and Emerson on the south side but what was there was like an Arby's and it was that one that was right across the street from like Oak and Barrel

and shit was here. Oh my God. Dang. Bouchon Barrel. Yeah. Crazy pull. That's weird little man and so like I had a real I fucking hated it like I was it was I was just so pissed.

I hated the whole experience. And yeah, I was like, is this even worth it? Don't even want to fucking drive? Like, this sucks. You almost didn't want to draw. Yeah, that did cross my mind too during. Three hours a week? High school driver's ed.

I was like, I don't even care about driving anymore. I'll just get a ride. Right. I was riding with all my friends who already has it and he's going to go through. I thought about that. It's just terrible. It sucked. Drivers ed.

But then, like, how did you practice? Is that what he's asking? Baby, yeah. I mean, then I probably, like, once you got the permit, you're going through all that shit, yeah, I would practice. Dad, definitely the way to go. I didn't ever want to do it with my mom.

No, I don't think moms even, like, have that in their, like, arsenal. I think that's a dad-only thing. I was like, I know how you are when dad's driving, and if that's, like, you're going to be eight times as worse when I'm. Yeah, because of a 15-year-old driving. Mom's a, like, nitpick on every.

Everything. Dad's like let it ride. And then like when you kind of break to our, hey, you know, they like hit you. Like every seven they say something. Right. My dad was pretty, uh, he was, he was very coach about it. Like he was on, he was on my ass. Yeah. Like when he was like, hell yeah.

When he was like, let's go like practice. I'd be like, right. Like, yeah, bro. Keep it like together. Like you're going to get yelled at like seven times. And I'd be just very, all right, let's fuck. Let's do it. So we just go.

school behind my house. Parking a lot. Weave it. Figure out of park. We'll try parallel parking. Then we went on the real road. Like, bro, if I was going a little too fast, then my dad would let me have it. And it was like raining one time. Got to practice the rain. My dad was big on like, okay, the lights red, and you see the lights red, stop like back

there. So you're not wasting all that gas. Like, you know, he was always like, the lights red stop. Like, start slowing down. Yeah. He nailed that in my head. Because he's like, what, what, you're going to save money on gas? You're not like, and it's going to be like a, I don't know.

I just don't even, yeah, I don't ever drive with my mom ever anymore. No, I refuse. Just because, like, if she gets into my car, she's going to complain about how dirty it is inevitably. He clear your car up, okay? All right, mom. Then she gets, he goes from opening the door and getting in. Of course, you mess. You need to clean it up.

All right, mom. Then she looks up and clean your windshield off, too. Okay. Like, all right, I'm done. I'm out. Let's take your car. I know. That is tough.

I just went, dude, I had to drive my mom, my sister, ran in L.A., and I was like, this is going to suck. Oh, no. Because, like, I probably don't drive that well, but I, like, do it well for me. But, like, you got to remember when there's people in your car, like, you got to, like, stay on your shit. You can't be on Instagram the whole time. Yeah, you can't be on Twitter, reloading it at red lights. Even green lights. I'm like, fuck it.

So like, I don't know Can you like Every time there's there's always something And I'm like it'll be fine But yeah The uh My mom have I told you My mom

She ordered her own windshield cleaning So she can do it wherever It doesn't have to be at a gas station Because she's so crazy by having any shit on her On her windshield I kind of like that I just at the house

Bro Where is squeegee We're in Pittsburgh, me and my parents, when I went out there to do Cam Hayward's show for the draft, my parents... Just saying. That's hard as fuck. My parents came with me because they love going to Pittsburgh and they want to see it, of course. So they come with me and the Steelers had put us up in a hotel that was right across the street in the stadium.

And so I was in my name. So I had to go in there and like check in. So they pull up and I go to check in. and like doing all yeah Molinar okay do you have a vehicle yeah what's to make a model

and I turn it well it's like it's actually that one right there and I turn around and as I turn around my dad is just wiping the windshield down with the windshield cleaner and my mom was like coaching him like you can see her

and be I'm like well it's that get that top corner so he's reached a little bit I'm like this with the two morons out there thinking the windshield oh That's crazy.

Like, cut to that. No, literally in a movie. I have the video of it, actually. I'm reporting it. Oh, geez, too morrow. I don't really have a... I got to see this. I don't know if my parents have a thing like that.

My dad keeps the clear protective, like, screen, like thing that you get, when you get by a new car. Yeah. There's, like, a clear thing. Like, he still has that on right now. There's, like, a dent in the back. right but that thing's still on the screen dude right here my idiot parents your dad walking around at the gas station thing right here my idiot appearance in the black guy stealer shirt you can hear he goes

in the very beginning the dude goes uh then give him that what's the making model as i'm filming them with my dad yeah he just won't we'll throw we'll throw the video on there send me that video and yeah dude everybody thinks that you guys stole that from a gas station like a hundred percent they're like oh damn they just took that from speedway it's crazy by the way why doesn't anyone take those that's a pretty good point I think they do take them I'm kind of like how are those squeegee things still like available at gas stations it seems like that'd be a thing of the past by now like you can really just clean your car you can give your car a whole car wash

out there I mean to ask the question do you want a car wash and I always wondered about how would even happen there's usually a car wash thing being on the gas station right is not always do you what yeah that has happened to me at a gas station do you want a car wash yes now I'm like you guys don't have what do you want to go down the road but what are you talking about yeah I want a car wash they're just asking you a question like at a car wash

you want some carryout tonight how's your day why you why are you asking that's it from the pillow house I just sending that video nice so yeah it's

going to Philly Thursday they're bringing these back are they or did we just No, I think like a, like a, some version of it. Yeah. Because we talked about that last time in the pod,

would someone from Clubhouse asked what you bring back, and we were talking about these for a while. In Oregon did that too with the original O, and they're going back to here. Are they listening to our podcast? They might be. We talked about the O on the helmet, the next week. On the helmet and the green and Joey Harrington

would bring him up every week. So I had to get that down there. He ends up talking about it. Joey Harrington's become like our new Brett Farr. there's a picture on the internet if you guys can find it please send it our way but there's a picture of joe harrington wearing an oregon jersey and he just has jean shorts on he looks like he's at like a graduation party i've seen it i don't know where it went if you guys have it another there's some oregon people listen to this pod and send it needs to be ben's background forever whatever

amen priest holmes all right uh yeah from small place uh went through the lebron and tales Swift Airis tours and looking forward to that. Philly, see you Thursday. And, yeah. And summer's over. Awesome, college. Halloween's over. Alan Finneka.

Fanica, bro. Jeremy, Jeremy moment.