THESE GUYS! - Mike Alstott At Twin Peaks

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

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I think it was because our teacher, unfortunately, had a speech impediment and saying Jersey would not go well. Put on your jersey! Not bad for a fat guy. I was working as a waitress and a cocktail bar. Number four for the Packers is bread bar. Oh, this thing's on? These guys. These guys

wearing backwards hats and jerseys Sitting on a couch in a basement These guys The only thing I've wanted to do my entire life This Yeah Not bad Not bad for a fact

Okay What's going on I don't know But let's uh Let's push some ticies Where are you going Austin October 3rd Cap City comedy club

Can't wait Um Is McCona Hay coming I'll DM them You should And then we got San Diego November 7th That's at

Mike drop I'll see you there See you there Tickey's right under here In the description San Diego Hey PSL season

Come on You know Let's do it There it is Thumbail With a sip Okay not really Did you

Is that what you did Ice PSL It's a nice coffee two pumps of BSL. Not too much. Just give me in the spirit. You know? Yeah.

Not to be weather guy, but of course, after the most beautiful fall preview last week here locally in central Indiana, it is the face of the sun here now this week. Oh, hotest week of all time?

Like 98 degrees the entire week. Cool. Constant backs, what? Thanks. Driving like this. Thanks for the T's. Step outside for three steps. Back sweat.

Wearing a T-shirt. See ya. Even in a white or a like beige, like a, not a clear one. Like a cream or a white shirt still stains. I just, I don't. What do you do? Just hold out until you start getting that crisp air for rolling back in again, that brisk crisp. Doing this every time you stand up.

Oh. Yeah. Hey, talking to somebody doing this. Mm-hmm. How about it, though? We got you out over the weekend. Man, Johnson made an appearance at the birthday. Might as well stop by.

This guy likes me. I was trying to surprise you. You did. So Joey was at, like, this place called Pins. Everybody has one. I think so. It's like bowling and a bunch of games. It's like the biggest complex in the world.

A lot of Jenga. Oh, my God. should have suited up in full pads, but I didn't. Yeah, well, surprise when I saw you and you didn't have the single bar face mask and the bulky shoulder pads going through there. Did you see that guy for Georgia Tech? It's not a sports podcast, never mind. But anyway, surprise Joey on his birthday. Yeah.

Well, it was, yeah. I mean, you know, I got a Wednesday birthday. So I was like, well, I got to go before. Yeah. Okay. So it's like, I got to go before, you know, got a bunch of shit this weekend. It's Labor Day weekend. and everybody's got shit, a cookout,

last hurrah for hot dogs and hamburgers. Which, by the way, had my son's birthday party on Sunday. As you know, Clubhouse will record on Monday. So yesterday, two-year-old's birthday party at the crib. Holy God. Talk about chaos.

Did he have cousins everywhere, little neighbors over? Kids everywhere. All my friends who have kids, their little babies were here. Frank was opening up tons of presents. All the little kids were like, What is it?

What is it? What is it? Reaching in there. Whoa, man. Wild. Wild time. It was a baseball theme. Frankie turns two.

Hey, yo. And, uh, Turn to. Oh my God. A little pun will play on there. Right? Come on, Frankie. And,

uh, so we had hot. We had concession themes who had hot dogs and popcorn and soft pretzels. And I ate four hot dogs yesterday. God, man. That sounds like the best birthday ever. I never had that shit grown up. You never had birthday parties? Not like that.

That's what Rye was talking about. We kind of had a debrief last night after everybody left. You know, I got some wine and we were just talking about a whole bunch of shit. And she was just like, I never really had birthday party. One of the big reasons, her birthday is in January.

So I'm like, you got birthday January. You're really limited to pretty much bowling alley birthday party, you know? Now a whole lot you can do in January from when you're like seven to like 12 years old. That's like prime birthday party ages. I've been to a, movie theater birthday party before

really everybody just got together you just watched a movie dude hey all the same row rich friend hot parents went over there met at his house had one of those like cool big vans with like the screen that comes down

your friend that has one of those pulled down from the ceiling all got in there went to the movie theater mummy returns wow so you all just sat in one row And then was there a sleepover after? It was that we were at the movies and it was some like, get whatever you want. I was like,

how many kids? Does it have to be on sale? Yeah. Just get whatever you want. I got this big blue slushy. Spilled it all over my N1 shirt. Nice. Probably like eight of us.

Whoa. Just like the basketball team and then a couple of guys. A couple of fringe. Yes. Sleepover went crazy. It was the best birthday party. actually I've ever been to in my life up until like 4.30. I was the

only guy that was up playing video games a whole night. Everybody else sleeping? I was playing I was like, dude, I don't get this kind of... What was the video game? What console? I think it was it was something crazy, bro. It might have been Dreamcasts. I wasn't really that familiar with it. Damn.

The rich kid with the Dreamcast? It was pretty like early for Dreamcast though. Okay, so it was just like... It was like it just came out. I don't think it was Xbox. It could have been GameCube. I kind of forget what game it was. It might have been 007 or something.

God, I had such a, man, the stranglehold that GameCube had on me. But, 007 Nightfire? Hey, better than Golden Eye on the N64. Ooh. I think,

yeah, I mean, people, like, people forget, I think that Super Smash Brothers is also available

in an even better, like, on steroids form on GameCube. Mm-hmm. It's available on GameCube in a better way than it is on N64. The purple controller for GameCube.

But everybody, Everybody's, dude, do you ever have the orange? No, I always saw it and I was like, yo, what crazy dude? Who's out of their mind enough to get by the orange? Did you? Oh, yeah. Me and my sister, we had purple and orange. So somebody had a whole to orange.

You got to do that with video game consoles. It was insane. Take a walk on the wild side. The N64 that was like clear green. Dude, I saw like that in a Toys R.S magazine. And I was like, how much money did you? Do you just have to buy that? Uh-huh. Oh, so money, dude.

The purple one? Such a Christmas gift, dude. You're not getting that for anything else besides Christmas. And then the Apple computers, dude, now this is a reminiscent podcast or anything that were clear like that? I was like, who's not buying that? Oh, yeah, that's just my computer that's see-through red. I vividly remember the day that we, my parents surprised us with a GameCube. And we had.

Best surprise. Dude, we had the Spider-Man game from when, like, the Toby McGuire. first Spider-Man movie came out. Oh, dude. I watched that, like a dude go through that, the loading screen and everything on TikTok last night. Oh, dude, and so you, and, uh, the train station. We had the, uh, dude, we had those, the alternate controllers, the purple and the orange. We had Spider-Man. I think we had a Scooby-Doo game from my sister. And then, uh, either SSX tricky or, uh, Madden. Oh, no, it was NCAA of Joe Harrington on the cover. Dude. Those were the three. It was like a package that like You know, I was like, oh, we'll never get that

And then my parents went and surprised us And it was one of those where like they were doing a deal Where like if you bought the console two controllers And like two games it like was cheaper than just You know what I mean? That's the thing though Your parents would get you all that And you'd be like hell yeah

But they would forget the memory cards And you'd be like ooh we can't even like really play though Can't play season But you don't want to be like the jerk that's like Hey but can we have this too? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah They were just like dogging it out. No, I think it was, we had one.

I think it was just all encompassing. Like, if you got the whole GameCube package, it was a way better deal than just like buying the GameCube than buying individual games. It was something like that. You guys were probably quiet for like two days. Oh my God. It was unbelievable. That's the craziest present.

And it wasn't like for a birthday or anything. In the comments. Crazy's present? Crazy as surprise. Like what? Like we're going to Cedar Point today, just all the sudden. Don't mind me. Cedar Point.

But yeah, back to birthday parties. I love you, burpee boy. Whoa. Didn't even get it out. It was just in my chest of my throat. Saw a burby girl in Raleigh, North Carolina. Nice. Shout out to the burpee girls across the world.

Love you. Yeah. Burby boys, obviously. I mean, duh. But it's, we were like my uncle,

or not my uncle, my brother and I was talking about this. He's like, man, I don't really remember having like themed a birthday parties. And I was like, yeah, I didn't go to many themed to birthday parties,

but I remember it wasn't the theme. It was just like the location. You know, you had the bowling alley movie or birthday party. You had the movie theater birthday party. You had the baseball diamond birthday party. Never had that one. I had one when I was seven.

My seventh birthday, I wanted to like recreate Sandlot and just like have all my kids in my class come. And we like played a baseball game and did like a fake home run. How many kids? I guess, you know, like regulation. We're seven.

So it's one of those where it's like, yeah, you have your friends. But then you just like invite everyone. Like you just invite like the whole class because you're not. you don't you're all seven you don't know anything about each other it's like whatever right so we played it we had that but yeah it wasn't ever like a oh this is a super mario brother themed birthday party that I'm going to when I'm nine it was just like hey we're going to expo bowl and we're having pizza and then we're coming back and watching the Falcons and Packers and the NFC divisional round has birthday like it was the locale you know what I'm saying do you ever go to short courts uh-uh Short courts. Dude,

what do you mean the Holy Spirit, Jim? Yeah. Every directional CYO school that's short court. Short court. Hey,

where are we playing the Christmas tournament? Guys got a short court. We'll be there. Yeah. Oh, okay. And then what about

the Thanksgiving one? Yeah, it's at Lords. Our Lady of Lords. You know a school called Our Lady of Lords is going to have just the pissiest gym

of all time. Water tastes like vinegar. Where's the bathroom? You got to go through the cafe. area down the ramp, huh? I guess I'll just piss outside. If you take the wrong turn, you might get locked into a cage down there and no one will

ever hear from you again. The ball cage. Good luck. Dude, A, the forbidden room at every school, like, where the, where the gym is, like, where they hold all the PE stuff. Remember that little room? Oh, yeah. I remember I was in there and I, like, it just went forever.

There was like an upstairs. There was like an actual fence in the room. It felt like you were going into a different dimension. I was like, is this a goosebumps book? that I'm not that right. Perpet boy. Yeah, for sure. You wanted to be in there for a long time,

but then at the same time you're like, I got to get out of here. I'm going to get like, go to jail if I'm in here any longer. The big bag of like the, a pennies. Yeah. Who called?

Why are they called pennies? Anybody else? What is your? The mesh jerseys. This is a middle school podcast or anything, but what did you call the little jerseys you guys wore? NPE. Why did we call them pennies?

Penny's. I was like, what? You know why? I think I know why. I'm kind of afraid to say, though. Why? God damn, is it going to ruin the whole thing? No.

I just, you know how the area we grew up with. Just everything gets around to everybody, dude. Like, I'll be at, like, a wedding reception for some kid I grew up with. And, like, a parent will come up to me. You'd be like, I was dying at that part where you had been were talking about a fifth grade class.

I was like, is that us? I'm like, hell of fuck, dude. All right, whatever. just don't kill me. I think it was because our teacher, unfortunately, oh no. Speech impediment and saying jersey would not go well. Put on your jersey!

I think it was, man. I think it was. Mr. Polizzi! Tie your shoes! Because I always had them unlaced, dude, because that was the thing, the unlace shoes. I was like, let's go. White shoes all on lace

Tyo shoes Why shoes on lace Playing kickball She just goes flying Like 80 Boom The shoe All right bro

Run around the bases Like this Trying to still be cool In front of the girls Definitely step on a rock Right in the center Your fucking foot Nice home run

Bro thanks Bloody foot and sock Dude the shoe a the data supreme that one goes further because the wheel

gets spinning in the air data is supreme dude I wanted those so badly never could dad hated Chris Weber

all good I got him I know you didn't you know the story I got them they were so cool warm to chillers house I got out to pick them up

my mom dropped me off there got out to pick him up a ring his doorbell he looked at my shoes he goes oh you got those i was like yeah too scared to wear him to basketball practice you ever think you ever like too cool i felt too cool i was like i can't yeah you know i mean well i just i've been like protective over shit like that like one time in florida i had a brand new pair of i was like 15 i had a brand new pair of air force ones high tops so they were fucking crispy. Like, I mean, impeccable with, with not a scratch or a stain, nothing on. Oh, yeah.

It was one of those. I wear them out. We were at Alpec Steakhouse in Florida, right? Sounds like my birthday party. Dude. So I wear them out there. It's one of those that where it's sunshiny in Florida. When you go into the restaurant, all of a sudden, peek out the window halfway through the meal, it's torrential downpour. So I'm like, I didn't prepare for this. Where am my Air Force ones that I probably, you know, my summer job where I got paid like 60 bucks a week, you know, I probably like kind of a lot of money for 15, yeah, you know, but like I probably saved up a few of those and bought those myself and I was like, okay, even more pride with it. What am I going to do? What's the solution here? I'm not, I'm not running out in the puddles in my Air Force ones like

this. It'll be screwed. So I asked the Outback Steakhouse folks for two to go bags. And I bag them up. I put, I literally, with my foot in the shoe, put them in the bags, tied them up around my shoes, walked outside. My aunt, she's down there with us, still makes fun of us, still makes fun of me, gives me hard to sell as a picture where I'm sitting there and you can see the glistening from my. Send that shoes. There's a picture of that? A picture of it somewhere. That's kind of hard, dude. Send it.

But yeah, I mean, to your point, it's like, I have to protect these. I just felt like I wasn't cool enough to wear those shoes returned them to East Bay Sad day You returned to dad us I was like I'm not cool enough to wear these Wow I just didn't have it in me

I never had that shiny I never had that thought man I was like I can't pull it off Never had that thought But then I think I bought them again like two years later When you're on the re-release You got your cool up No I didn't even get my cool up

I was just like what was I think in returning those that is pretty wild returning something that you bought online I'm like how is this email happening never it's where yeah I mean every Christmas every birthday

whatever my mom gets me she's like I have this and we can reach out I can send it back I'm like online are you kidding me even if you fuck this up immensely I just feel like yeah whatever I'm not not dealing with the nonsense of boxing it up crazy taking it to you post office when's the post office even open

it's Christmas day I'm like they're going to be open in like what April hell no yeah not even I'm just like, I'll make the most of it. You know what? It's a thought that counts. Thanks. We had a Christmas one time and we returned absolutely everything, I think.

My dad, I was like, got to return it. Like, I'd open it and be like, well, it's not the size, though. Like, we were just like being like, God. Dude, my, the next year, my, all gift cards. Yeah. It's not bad that we talked about it, though, like that. When you're like 14, 15, 16, you have like a real, fucking big gift card Christmas. gift card Christmas.

Every envelope under the tree. You're kind of like, ah, like I want to open up something to be like, damn, this is still like tight.

Like it's a, because it's a gift now because you open it and you're like, oh, sick, 25 bucks to B-dubs, but then also it's a gift later when you get to go use it.

Mm-hmm. Two gifts. You know? Can't believe we're talking about Christmas on this bike. Have we ever? Hey, dude, we're like three months away,

pretty much. But falls over. Ha, Ben text me that Something about PSL season I was like holy Lord It's so fall Then he just sends back

It falls over Halloween's over Don't say that makes myself Dude I was I was golfing last week And I know you I know you love the golf stories So I fucking

Kind of I I like sliced real bad My drive Right So I sliced so badly That my drive ended up on right by the green of like the hole over.

Oh no. So I roll over there and my ball is in a little bit of like the rough by the green. And the guys who are playing the hole next to us were coming up to the green. So I was like, God, what do I do here? So I let them, you know, like let them hit their shots, whatnot. And then they're all just like standing there on the green watching me hit this shot that I slice so badly back over into the fair way of mine. dude I swing make no contact with the ball

the clubhead rips off the club and goes flying into their dad of shoes style into their sand trap and I was like oh my god I just ran to my

ran to the cart right there picked another club up just fucking got up and swung it again as quickly as I could luckily hit it pretty well got it back to my fairway put right in front of this whole four

some of dudes just watching me have the club just get ripped off. How does that, does that happen a lot? The head of a golf club? I mean, if you aren't good like me and you swing and you hit like the ground before you hit the ball and then it just fucking rips off. I would have picked up the ball

and thrown it. For sure. I probably would have done that if I didn't have there for some like watching me totally you know, like that would have been. Were they saying stuff? They're actually pretty cool about it. They kind of laugh. They're like, isn't that the worst? I was like, yeah, not the first. time.

They're like, hope it wasn't a club you like. Jesus. Guys yelling and talking. Nothing worse. Have a good one. Then they just made fun of me the rest of the day. But it's all good. So that's what happened.

Ask for some more golf stuff for my birthday. Whatever. That's a weird. That's another weird thing. Like I'm turning 31 on Wednesday. And, uh, well, one, it's weird to say that. But two, it's like, yeah, I still have like my mom and my wife.

They're just like, what do you want for your birthday? I'm like, I'm 31. I have no idea. What? I don't know. I keep a little list. I'm just like, not that I'm,

trust me, I love, I think everybody should, no matter how old you are. I think somebody should be able to get like, at least a little like birthday gift, surprise type of thing, you know,

like what the hell is the point? You know, I know that like it's mainly for kids. That they're all birthday party like my son, whatever. That's for mainly kids. I get that.

But I think at the same time, it's like, this is life. You only come around once. It goes fast on your birthday. You should be able to have a little something to, celebrate. Anyways, but I just

don't like... Starts crying. I just... You don't have anything? It's a weird thing. I don't know. To me, like, even though I agree with what I just said, it is still weird for me to be like, I went this for my weird day. Yeah, you gotta just give them like a general, like... Yeah, I need some, I need some, like a new chair. Like, that's what I'd say to my mom. And then, like, you figure that out.

Chair? Like a lounging chair? Yeah, just like, I mean, I don't have any furniture in apartment right now. So, like, I don't want to go out and pick. Nor do you want any. No, don't need them. Don't need anything. But, like, I don't know. I'm not going to ask for, like, a very specific thing.

I'm not going to ask for, like, a Jamal Anderson, Falcons jersey from my mom. You know, because it's just, like, what size? She got to get the knockoff that, like, for some reason, the throwback jersey, throwback player, they have it in a modern form of Jersey. And then that's weird. That is the dumbest thing. Hate it. much. I hate that so much. What did I look for the other day? It might have been, uh, yeah,

I was an old-ass player and they had like it on the new Nike template, like, uh, up on the, like, new website. I was like, why would I? Dude, what kind of clown do you think I am? I have a mean Joe green jersey that has the italicized font, like numbers on it. Throw it away. And it's so I can't wear it. I have it because I'm not going to throw away a mean Joe jersey, but it's like, what? That doesn't it just that doesn't that's not it it's like I said when they have the the black

Steelers jersey that has like Super Bowl 40 logo on I'm like that they didn't that never existed they didn't wear that jersey Yeah you really got to know your shit To know that's some like OCD I wouldn't see that I wouldn't see that one because I wouldn't remember Do you know are you the guy that knows all the Super Bowls

Yeah Somebody asked me that in public Yeah I would Nikki Glazer I wear that Oh, you do the podcast with the guy who knows all the

Super Bowls I was like, that's what you know for? Say them all right now. Yes. Yes. Say I'm all right now.

Say all only the ABCs one or yeah, ABC broadcast. Oh my God. I'm kidding. Don't do it. All right.

Even though everybody wants you to do right now. And me. Hey, what's this year's on now? It's not a sports podcast. Fox. da-na-na-da-da-da-da-no. What?

It's probably on CBS. No, it was on CBS last year, and the rotation, I'm pretty sure it should be on NBC. But for whatever reason, I'm pretty sure it's on Fox because Tom Brady is now the lead broadcaster. And that's like a big thing that I've been seeing. Tom Brady's Fox Fox Fox. Yeah. Tom Brady's America's Game of the Week. Fox 425.

Ooh. I think he's going to be really good. Oh, that's like the name of Tom Brady's Game of the Week. that's like what they're calling it like the 425 whatever the Fox when Buck and Akeman and now it's been Burkhart and Olson and now it's going to be Burkart and Brady

whatever game they're on that's like America's Game of the Week that's what they dub it. That's not like a Fox thing that like Fox just like oh because doesn't CBS get their game of the week? They do but it's not called America's Game of the Week. Fox got that on lock and they have like the rights

to it or whatever. CBS it's just like you know their number one game is by whatever Romo and Nance are on. Okay. Fox though is straight America's Game of the Week for usually that 425 slot.

I can't believe Fox. Eagles Cowboys. Brady. I mean, they're paying them like eight figures. Brady's just not Fox, you know? I know.

We grew up with him on CBS. He got a little bit of Fox with him in the last couple years with the bucks. He's so, dude. Brady's so AFC. Yeah.

I'm excited that. I think he's going to be good. Yeah. Who's not watching that? Worth a watch. Worth a watch for sure. Brady and Romo, can we do that?

Brady on play. Chris Collinsworth on play by play. Brady and Romo is the color commentators. And then just for some reason, Lil Wayne's there. A little Wayne is the, is the officiating analyst. Let's throw it down a little Wayne.

Was he out of bounds or not? We're going to throw down the wheezy. The lighter He doesn't give any insight The only thing he does is yeah He'll be like What do we think? Weezy was he out of bounds

At that one? Yeah All right back up to you guys Yeah Best quarterback alive What a booth there Yeah Lil Wayne is just like

He's either the officiating Analyst or just a sideline reporter And he the only he only has analysis or or commentary when it's just rap ad libs he's the best that's all i need get this rap a lot get get get was he out of bounds did they hold and will the playstand get yeah all right thank you tunchy all right i just want the the Joe and Ben show

soundboard to be on Fox you're watching a master at work oh my gosh a little Wayne what's your take on Aaron Rogers you are watching a master at work yeah thank you

just perfect all right perfect can we get we still I mean we could probably do it we need to get that soundboard for the show actually we wouldn't say at work Yeah, we'd have too much fun. Who'd be the guys that's...

Trave-Olex, bitch. Where'd you find this? People would want to stop listening. I'd be like, I like these guys until they got the fucking soundboard. And then it just became the soundboard. Yeah, but the ones that still listen, they're the real...

He looks like Jerry Rice out there. It's all we want to do is make an intro to a radio station. That's all we really want to do. What's your dream job? Just creating like 13 seconds of get them up! And it's all the people that these guys, it's all these guys inside clubhouse.

It's get it all. It's right, right, right. It's not bad for a fat guy. It's station out about this. All of it just fucking. Dude, the DMs are you. You're watching the master. It works.

A picture of me on the couch. Somebody comments. Station, know about this? Bro. Kills me. On the ground. Station now about this? Anything.

It works for anything. Take a bite. out of a piece of bread. Station, know about this? Orders two coffees. Station, how about this? He's the barista. He pops up from the end of the gallery.

He's just everywhere, man. He's just here. And then you're like, why would this stay? You're like in the back of the Starbucks too. You're like, why would the station need to know about this? He's just the voice of reason for everything. Like, you're in an Uber.

You're deciding whether or not to get an Uber, go home or stay out with your friends. He's the driver. Station, know about this? I'll have one more beer. He's the bartender station. He wasn't the bartender until it's time to until it's time for the totally different guys serving

beers he turns around and turns around. He morphs into him. You're like, how the fuck? Guys you're not about this. What I want is for an email and for a message from Clubhouse that is somebody who like said that let it slip to their wife.

Oh. And their wife is just, like who the what are you talking about what inside joke is this who do I have to kill you know that's my dream honey we're having potatoes a night

what does that mean I mean sounds great honey not bad for a fat guy I liked these guys and then all I did is talk about their inside jokes when they worked at a radio station this guy that's my worst fear I yeah you guys are just like they're too inside joky

they're too inside joky it was like funny to put on the background I didn't really listen but now they're too inside joky they call it inside clubhouse my husband told me about the podcast but like he said it was a clubhouse thing and I wouldn't understand

I don't get a it seriously smells like shit dude I I was talking to my wife about this and just sliding into it I can't help it. But it's so funny how, like, you revert back to when you're 18 or 19.

Every second. Well, when you're a parent, you, this is. So when you're a parent and you have little kids and you only get out once, like, every two months, if that, you know, where it's like, okay, we have a sitter at our house. We have at least four hours to where we can be grownups, have drinks, be social. you totally forget and throw everything out the window that you've learned about your life of drinking up to that point. Yeah.

When you're 1819, you're like, shots, give me the kumchaka, give me whatever. And then it goes horribly and you're like, whoa, I got to like figure out how to slow it down,

mixing water, like take my time. Don't do liquor before beer. Oh, that. Is that a myth? Or don't do beer before liquor, whatever.

Never sicker. Right. it's not one for me. I take that as a full fact, but you learn those things. And then you get to a point where you're like, okay, I know how to like be like maintain an evening. And then when you become a parent, you get that night out once every three months. You just are like, boom, boom, boom. Like you know, fucking margarita. They give me a beer. They give me a beer. They give me. Holy IPAs and four. Give me shot. I don't care. Like just because you're like, I got four hours. I got to make it all happen. Nothing. Matt. Those four hours. Best four hours you're alive. Eating. Eating. everything in sight. You feel so free. Ha! You're so excited that you just scream. Cheezy tots!

Everything! Spend $4,000. $1,000 an hour. Just because you don't want to live your normal life. We, like literally on Friday, when we were all getting together, me and I were the first people out. And we get there.

And I get myself like one of those tall, heavy ass like bells Oberon Bells Oberon oh no it was too hard it was Bells over on it was too hard that shit went crazy well both of them you know those

Bells LeBron you take two of those you're like whoa Pells Oberon that's such why Riley gets a just straight like Margarita and then like downs it in like eight seconds like let's get another

oh boy well we're gonna be hurting but you know what we don't got any kids right now so married clubhouse clubhouse for the kids clubhouse even who don't have kids that'll happen one day and you'd be like oh man I remember when I knew how to go about

my evening and then now I'm so excited to be out I just throw everything straight to the dome dude Bell's Oberon can't stop thinking about that what a name this should be a DB for the University of Kentucky Bells Oberon

best cover DB and the coming out next year Bill's picked off by Bell picked off by Bell Bells Oberon. Ells Oberon. It's either a DB or it's like a private charter school

in Florida. Welcome in. We got St. Thomas Aquinas against Bells Oberon. Why are high schools always named the crazy? Dude, I was watching ESPN because it's been on the TV

on three volume for the past four days and it'll just be a high, you know, ESPN high school games. That's what I was just about to say. Yesp in high school games, the teams. I'm like, what? But it's always the pirates

versus the fucking bulldogs. Pirates are always playing in a high school game. I swear to God. But like the names of the actual schools. I know. I'm like, how is that a name? Like what?

Bishop Gorman versus St. Maria Malteki. There's one the other day that was just, uh, it sounded like a college. I thought I was watching a D3 game. It was like Georgia Tech. Or it was like Georgia State.

I was like, that's, I don't know. They just have the craziest names. They do. And it's always just weird time. year where it's so like it's football season but the NFL is still a little bit away and colleges right before to kick off maybe you have that one week zero college game but then there's

high school football on ESPN I always want to be on that game like I'll take it let's do it god can my high school just play on ESPN once was that wild when like locally here we did have that like Carmel and Carmel played on ESPN and I was like Morgan Newton thought it's the only one like well this guy's the best player So he's going to the SEC. Never heard of him again. Sad. They've had the saddest.

Morgan Newton, bro. Got cramps, took one drink of water, went back in the game. I was like, wow, you can do that. I thought when you got cramps here out

for three weeks. Not that this is a, not that this is a high school reminisce in our high school football podcast, but God, this time of the year, you just want to fucking roll up. Just hear the band playing

on a Friday night, suns setting. get a box of popcorn. Don't you want to do that? Box of popcorn. I mean, they're just handing those things out in the third quarter.

I just want to do that. I don't need to do it every week. Not at all. Just give me like one Friday and late August every year. You one of those horns? The drums. How about when you're a kid

and you're like, not a reminiscent podcast? But you're like at the high school game, but you're not paying attention to the high school game and like something happens and the crowd goes so insane. You're like,

what just happened? They're like, they got a sack. You're like that. Yeah, it's all, it's like the crowd, the roar comes and then like,

you know, there's always a fucking bell cowes or the noise makers or whatever. PA system. I got a sack on the play. Yeah, dude, that's,

that's some, that's some nostalgia right there. That is some nostalgia. That's all America, bro. Why is it so much better when you're not playing at a high school game?

every high school game I've been to I've been like this is amazing every time I played in one I was like this is kind of lame I was like why are we not like living up to the

they're just like yeah like people aren't even paying attention in the crowd and that's like too sunny I was like how come the aura at like every high school game I went to growing up was like oh like mud on the jerseys

like just everybody like so dialed in Friday night lights crazy dude just like the crazy things happening all game, like, plays you wouldn't even believe. Then I get in high school, I'm just like,

it's 10 to 3. Yeah. Broad daylight. Yeah, it's, we're going into the fourth quarter and the sun is just now setting. No one's in the crowd. Well, this isn't what I signed up for. Anyway. I one time had this.

Not it's a reminiscent podcast, but I had, it was the first game of, I can't wait. Just, just, it's going out of my mouth. dude we're such losers yep it was the first game of my senior year and it was like you know late or early august mid-august way too hot dude so hot obviously like it's so hot and humid that by like the third quarter storms are rolling in right so it's one of those where lightning happens so they have to delay the game we got to go back to the locker room and everything and you know the stands are

clearing out and now everybody's just like who even cares yeah I hate no Nobody wants to say it, but everybody's thinking it, who even fucking cares. So we're walking back to the locker rooms. Everybody is like, you know, the fans are even walking with the players because it's all the same shit. Yeah. That's a weird moment. When you, like, see one of your friends, like, dab them up. Yeah, you're like, can I do this?

I don't know. I'm going to get yelled at. So I, you know, I just said what everybody was thinking, but I literally just goes, I was like, where's everybody going? Like, because all the fans were leaving and everything because the game wasn't over. Yeah. and this fucking offensive lineman classic meathead tool just turns around on my team just turns around I don't care about people to stands I'll play the game because I want to play the game why there are so many people like that on your high school football so I just go all right man

and from that point on I definitely I was like I might just like get in my car and leave real moment real moment what are we doing this for You know how much like I'm not going to care Like half the reason we all play is because people come and watch us Yeah man So I'm gonna go sit in this locker room For the love of the game I've never thought that in my life And then I'm gonna sit out this fucking delay

It's gonna be 11 o'clock on Friday night We gotta be back there at 6 a.m. for fucking practice the next day That was kind of fun So then 11 o'clock we're out there Nobody in the stands are playing this game to finish it up What? We got rained out so hard we had to play the second half of the game

at a different stadium the next day. Saturday, 1 p.m. I remember that. I was like, yeah. Dude, I got in trouble after that. I started that second half of that game, but I got in trouble

because earlier that day, I played in a badminton tournament. And they found out it did. Where did you play the badminton tournament? Like it was at the same high school. Oh, shit. But the game was supposed to be Friday. Yeah. the badminton tournament was on Saturday.

Just like a stupid badman tournament that your high school put on. Yeah. A bunch of nets on the court. I was like, I don't know. I'm down to be somebody's partner. Like, I feel like I'm kind of good at badminton.

So let's run it. It'll be after the game. But the game got moved. So I was like, I still got to play in the badman tournament. They found out. They're like, is that why you only had 15 yards on seven carries?

I was like, we won the badminton tournament though. It's because your legs were shot. Yeah. You're like, dude, I'm 16 years old. That didn't even cross my mind. Then it would have been a bad idea.

I think you're fine. I think, yeah, it's just like optics. I didn't even think about it. I was just like, oh shit, okay, bad men tournament at 11 a.m. Games at 1. Let's get it. Did you win the badman tournament? Oh, there you go.

I know. I was like, well, it's not bad. We got the pick. That's not bad. Let's check clubhouse. Let's do that. we good to do that let's do it yeah let's do it all right here we go um team these guys are gmail dot com let's see let's catch up on some here uh this from lucas subject line chase daniel's goatee

what's up boys hope to see you in columbia missouri for a tigers game this fall i feel like we're not why can i read i feel like we're going to see a lot of colleges try and make Kendrick Lamar's not like us their thing this season. I can see almost every school playing that song during a crucial third down or when the defense takes over and only get 50 to 100 students to actually sing the chorus. I propose we have schools audition to get the song for the year during non-conference play. Each conference then gets one school that you can exclusively play that song during the season. You have to be able to show up during West Delaware Tech on September 6th if you want to put

on a good show against Oklahoma on November 10th. slap my ass with the 2007 Mazoo versus Kansas football highlights to determine number one in the country while I half listened to my wife explained some drama with her best friend and their co-worker. Good to hear from you, Lucas.

Missou, Kansas, great color matchup. Insane. Civil War, I believe. There's a few of those. I don't know. Missouri's colors. Yeah, see, we're getting into that.

I texted my buddies about this the other night when the Colts are on Thursday night football. EJ. Speed, like, thought he intercepted a pass and immediately does really, I know, right? Gets up and starts pulling to the end zone and everybody starts running down there. And I just still cannot believe that we're like eight years into the defensive celebration

on a turnover, like running down to the end zone and doing the picture. It is absolutely insane to me, how it is not ended. You have always hated that. I thought at first it was like a one team did it thing in that year. It's like, oh, that's their thing. Cool. Now, every single single, even it's a fucking high school team. Every single team who gets a turnover does that. Sprints to the end zone, does her stupid picture and all that bullshit. Just after a turnover? Not even like a turnover for a

touchdown? After, dude, they'll intercept it at the 20 yard line. Run to the other end zone. Are you all together? And do a pose and all that shit. Just for a pick. Now pick six. Yes. Holy waste of time. It's, it's assinine. And look, when the first teams were doing it, I was like, oh, that's pretty turnover. I was like, oh, that's pretty sick. I was never like, guy that's just like, why, you know, like you've been there before? I'm not fucking Big Joe, you know, like, I'm not like that. But it's just the fact that now it's to the point where it's like, guys, like, come up with something else.

Still? That's just, I don't know, man. I thought, like, after a pick six, it's pretty cool. But, like, you're in the end zone. Yeah, that makes sense. Right. So celebrate. Mm-hmm.

They're doing that in the pros, dude, it's mind numbing, man. It's mind numbing. And it's been going on for far too long. And to your point, Lucas, yeah, it's something like that every year. The trends of football season every year is so funny to me. How, like, you know, all of a sudden,

every single person who scores a touchdown is doing some dance that is from some video that, like, you know, and then it trickles its way down to high school football players and grade school, you're like, what are we even doing? You know, like, right. You know, um, Kind of hard. The,

uh, yeah, the song like Mo Bamba was that a handful years ago. Dude, the one that gets me is how every school had to have like a turnover thing. Turn over chain, turnover this, turn over that.

Yeah, sideline reporters. Who even cares? Who cares about that? After like one, like who did it? Who actually, who's the OG like turnover thing?

One I remember was the you. They had a turnover chain. Yeah. I think after. that it's like you just everybody yeah it's got to be something you just sit on a throne somebody they do like an alley upe on like a little

basketball goal just like guys fucking you're Akron okay just shut up I can't stand that anyways good email uh it's from Kenny subject line Jesse

Plyman slash Joey Molanaro same guy you know who Jesse Fleming's is he's an actor he's an actor he's been in a lot he was uh you remember did you ever see like mike jesse plemmins sounds like a good like high school three point shooter jesse plemmins from the corner yes it's just because we have light hair it's just because you guys have like light hair and look exactly the same jesse plemmins for three yes Plymonds from the top of the key.

Plements from Evansville. Oh my goodness. Plymins with the pick six and the turnover chain. Hey guys, hope all is well. I have a question I think would be great for the you two in the clubhouse. Forgive me if this has been a topic before, but since this isn't a sports podcast, I figured I'd go ahead and ask.

Imagine you're caught in the middle of a back alley brawl and your only chance to secure victory against some of the toughest street fighters who happen to be elite athletes is by choosing three allies. Who are you also athletes? You can select from football players, basketball stars, or any other sport, who would you pick? Remember ones who you feel like can beat the absolute shit out of anyone? Me personally,

and picking Brian Dawkins, Zach Randolph for the Blazers jersey on and Pac-Man Jones, especially after he just got off the phone with Jerry Jones. Thought this would be a good question for the clubhouse. Slop my ass with Bernard Pollard's used nose tape while screaming, this is not bad for a fat guy at 3 a.m. While Benny sits in the corner drinking a Starbucks coffee and randomly says, let me know when you're done with that nose tape. I'd like to give that thing a kissy-wissy. Jesus Christ Nose tape

That's what is he even happening What is even happening? No, I love it Uh Who would you pick To back you open a fight three people? Yeah

Any sport Yeah They don't have to be different sports No Oh damn Ron our test Maybe Ben Wallace too I don't know

I mean why not And We've seen them in action before Right Against one another So you bring them together powerful powerful I'm kind of Rashid Wallace too

I feel like he would just kill anyone yeah a little reach there you get somebody pretty good I'm going James Harrison Oh god Going

going James Harrison I'm going Mike Allstadt And I'm going Shaquille O'Neal Dude roll up with those three What's up? Come on Talk to me

It's up dude no one would ever believe in the right mind that those three people are at the same place if you told me all start shekeel o'neill and who's the first person here james harrison we're all in your hometown bar twin peaks actually i would believe that just mike alls thought though mike allsots got tea can you imagine yeah what's up would you like win a sweepstakes or something no, they're just my friends. That'd be so crazy. The amount of questions I would ask.

Actually, they wouldn't even have to talk. I'd just be like this. All-Stat and Harrison definitely with cutoff shirts on. But they're cropped too. Cut off cropped with car. Buccaneers equipment. With cargo shorts. Just like they would look in the NFL Street game.

They have visors on backwards and upside down. Dude, that guy on NFL Street was always so cold. All-Stoughts. fingers are taped. Just at Twin Peaks. Hey, can I take one Coach fingers? James Harrison's sweatyest hoodie ever on. It's still sweaty from when he worked out this morning.

The hood's still up and tied real tight around his head. You're looking across the bar. Is that Chris Chambers for some reason? Just the best is the best. What's shit? Oh, he's wearing like the Lakers warm up. it's like you know when they're like singing the national anthem and they're like that of him and Kobe when they're both standing next to each other yep this is like the longest

pants of all time he's wearing them in the biggest like bro did they make them wear that stuff hey Shaq could I try those on could I try those on check no but he has his jersey on under it too like he's what we just had the pants but then the jersey on there's pants jersey you're just waiting for him to rip him off like throw them. You know how they just always just take off all their clothes and like throw it? I love that.

And then like some white dude like it picks them up real quick. Shaq just housing, just has mountains of chicken wings that he's just demolishing. Just like on the hot ones, the episode that meme where he's like, the chicken wing looks so tiny in his giant hand. And now it's on a street fight. Now it's just a dream hangout.

Okay. But that's what we want. So many beers in front of all start. Okay, keep going. dude yeah no not even just like a tower just a yeah tower and he doesn't he doesn't drink out of cups he drinks out of pitchers so he fills his pitcher up uh this from Travis want to keep talking about that and Travis says psycho coach the bartender's Matt Hasselbeck and fellas need anything else the bartender's Matt Hasselback and like Sam Ponder.

Eighth over all the Vikings crazy. Never forget. That's Christian. Sam's his wife. He was on ESPN. He's got to have like one female bartender. One like always,

I was thinking about the homies. That was so crazy though. Eighth. I was like, okay. Yeah, Vikings are like, yeah. He looks the part. Okay. Dude, that's the thing about quarterbacks.

Looks the part. We'll just see. Just the most average ass random. QBel sneak up to the seventh round, seventh draft pick of the whole draft, I'm like, dude, him? Don't you know? He's got a real face of the franchise.

Like literally put it up on the side of the building. Didn't know who he was seven weeks ago. He did some weapons around him. Calvin Benjamin. Nah, way too late. The Vikings? No, I was thinking about FSU.

Oh. Percy Harvin, though. Percy Harvin's Vikings. Percy Harvin and Adrian Peterson And I'm pretty sure Who else though? That's the question Uh Not sports podcast

Other wide receiver It wasn't there. Sydney Rice From South Carolina Yeah Pretty stacked Stacked A lot

Stacked Minnesota Offense Yeah I'm Travis Psycho coach So up Benny bringing up raising money for the football team And where it goes

reminds me of my former high school coach. He was fired for allegedly stealing cash from the booster club. Money we made from selling discount cards around town. This would have been back in 0304. Also, two-a-day practices were freshmen that were only out for ball because their dad wanted them to play

would line up against seniors and get destroyed in Oklahoma drills. Although hilarious, I don't think that stuff goes on today. I remember one game, junior year, our kicker mess, missed two extra points in a halftime. Coach saying he would shoot the kicker with a shotgun if he missed again. Hell yeah.

What high school. Did either of you ever have any crazy coaches? P.S. My priest growing up, Father Rick, showed up to my sister's first communion party, glass of whiskey in one hand, and Marlboro Red and the other,

some different times. Sle me in the face with the 44 Vikings Leroy Horde jersey. Oh my God. Whoa. Did we have psycho coaches? Yes. Man.

They're the best, though when you think about it. After you have your psycho coach, you're like, every other coach you have after, you're like, you're kind of a bitch. You always have the stories about the psycho ones too. Like those live on for years. Every day, I was like, man, the way I think that's like,

I think I felt depression for, not like anxiety maybe for the first time. Just like 13. Thinking about having to go deal with that. Oh my God, I have no idea. I was like, yo, I was just like playing on an eight foot basketball hoop of my driveway before those. I don't even know, bro.

I don't know where to set a pic, dog. Yeah, so you get to be like one o'clock, you know, at post-launch at school, you're like, damn, it's happening. We've got to go to practice. Tough. But actually learned a lot. I always love the hard-ass coach. That's insane.

But then we'll actually, like, bring you in and, like, teach you something a little bit. But then also, you know, you're like, all right, I got to take that to heart because if I don't, he's going to kill me. There's something good about, like, getting, like, you know, just like super. super structured day like at practice over and over Monday Wednesday and then like for some reason on a Saturday I'd be like the funest practice of all time

randomly dude when crazy coach comes and surprises you with a fun practice that's some good stuff we're just playing five on five today let's just play I'd be like what that's some good stuff right there what yeah the old like you always hear that in college football season two you know when it'll be like this team got their ass

cake the week before and the sideline reporter before the first quarter of the game will be like, well, Coach Martin said to the guys on Sunday, bring your track shoes. They were thinking the worst. And then they showed up and they were going to play dodgeball for three hours. A team bonding activity that none of them will ever forget. And guys,

they thought they were going to get the worst condition they've ever had turned out to be a lot of fun. Back to you. Thanks, Molly. Jesus Christ. Okay. There's three plays I've gone by. Every time though.

And there's a story. You hear that once a week. Coach had them fearing for the worst. But when they showed up, it turned out to be the time of their lives. And it turns out it's just what this team was needing after feeling like they were very uptight and not as well prepared ready to play last weekend, guys.

Well, the game's over because that story took so goddamn long. and there's no one else in the crowd. We've actually been here for way too long and they kicked us out too. They love telling that story, though, about the coach who thinks that they're going to get to get this thing. Isn't that something? You've been there a few times yourself, huh, Benny? I can remember the time. I got hit in the face with a dodge ball from one of our old line meant.

But you know what? That's what brings the guys closer and it's what you miss about being in a locker room. Hey, you know what it is? It's not about the on-field stuff. It's about the camaraderie. Well said. Second and 12 and Davis goes down hard.

Dude, if I hear one more person say, Comrottery, I'm going to cut my head off. Comrottery? Ah! Slices your own head off. It's about the camaraderie. with the team more than anything. All right, yeah.

Win a national championship. Shut up. Nice. This is from Lou. This is one of my favorite subject lines here. Jamal Adams double arm bands. Oh. Lou says,

What's up, fellas? Let me know if these make sense. Josh Allen is the Peyton Manning of Philip Rivers. Joe Burrow is the Tom Brady of Taylor Heinekees. A.J. Hawk is the Ray Lewis of Wilcomtons. Trayvon Diggs is the Dorel Revis of Eli Apples. Slop my ass with the family size bag of peanut butter M&Ms with the, that Roger Goodell keeps in the basement where he watches the NFL draft that one year. That one year.

COVID. That was a weirdest draft. I was like, dude. Worst year of everyone's life that one year. That one year. So funny, man. Yeah, I'd say that doesn't make sense. God, that's hard for me to think about it.

Because, like, Philip, yes. Josh Allen is a Peyton Manning, meaning he's the best of the version of Philip Rivers. Yeah. He's in the Philip Rivers type category, but he's the best one. Yeah. I don't know.

Is he, though? Has he done as much as Phil? Is he better than, does that mean he's better than Philip Rivers? Yeah, Joe, okay, yeah. This is Joe Burroughs, the Tom Brady of Taylor Heinekees. so it's just like what the ideal form of Joe Burrow isn't Tom Brady yet

easy but he's the Tom Brady of he's the ideal version of what Taylor Heineke would be yeah I hear it just saying it's much more difficult to explain it's just a light bulb thing like you have to read that here and be like yeah I get it but explaining it back is much more difficult was there running back one

it was not all Adam's double arm bands though it's an LSU thing you wouldn't it's a tiger thing Jamal Adams double arm bands Tyron Matthew did it first but I think he took it from somebody too but that was such a look

strong safety top five pick just every DB on every team has the arm band arm band compression sleeves when Matthew did that though Tyron Matthew maybe most fun I've ever had watched somebody play football there's something crazy happening every game block punt for a touch

Oh my God, every time In the same game, like having an interception And a force fumble on a blitz What? What is this guy doing? Tyron Matthew, real quiet, this game returns a punt. Again? The punt he returned against Georgia

In the SEC title game in 2011 Where he dropped the ball at the half yard line. Hey, why does it make every punt more hard to cover? But they, no, no, no. He like had housed it and is one of those where he already thought he was in the end zone and he dropped it. Like a half yard early.

But I don't think they had like the right replay or whatever at that time. So like he got away with it. But it was a crazy punt return. It was like an 82 yard punt return. Did one of those really like fucking caught off the bounce like kind of circled back a little bit. Found an alley just housed it. And then at the half yard line and the old Georgia dome drop. Brett Nessler and Vern Lundquist are losing their minds.

Dude, when players do that. kind of like I kind of get it. That's another thing that's going to happen inevitably here with football season starting this weekend. At some point in the next three months, you will definitely see multiple. Dropping the ball before they're in. Oh, yeah. Happens every year. Happens every year.

I kind of get it. I'm like, I know you're like in the zone and you just think you're running faster than you are. Like every time they do it, I feel so bad. I'm not like that idiot. I am like that idiot. Really? Just hold on to the fucking ball. I know, but like, bro, he's just so excited.

As soon as you're like, just two yards. And you'll know you're in the end zone and you can throw the bowl of the stance for all I care. I know. It's always a DB that doesn't. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. Running backs, receivers.

They're not doing that. Dude, that guy for Washington is and that like D-Linman did it last year. It's guys who are never really scored. Yeah, it is. That's true. That's, I'll give them that. That's, you're right about that. Yeah, but if it's like a dude that's like, you're running back and he does that, I'm like, yo.

But that's like installed and running back's hard drive from birth. It's like, get through the end zone. Yeah. So I don't think they ever would, but like a DB that's just like in the nickel package picks one off takes of the house. I'm like, I'm watching that play as a coach like, please cross the line. Running a thousand miles an hour. Not a sports podcast. You already know, yeah, if I'm watching the Steelers or something and one of a

do you a hold out of the ball hold on the ball nothing worse I just gonna say it you just like just like after just like

every fourth down when we're about to get the ball back I have to say watch the fake because the minute you don't say it

some weird third string tied in running across the field just have to get it out there what's it fake can be real quick watch fake I'll say you watch fake

gotta say it just have to get a dude sometimes coached like a lot of times I was like we're not gonna say watch the fake on the sideline can I get like a special team's coordinator saying watch the fake

right Jesus Christ dude we have to get we have to get a pass run and a ball call in every single play when you're looking you can't get a watch the fake dude sometimes I'm like

he's so easy to fake you right here on this team they are clueless Dude, how about when like, oh, never mind. Never mind. Okay. Not right. All right.

When Michigan State beat Notre Dame on that last second fake. That is the craziest coldest move. It took so long to develop too. Dude, the dude who fucking rolled out with the ball was just like lollygagging to his right for eight seconds. I was like, what is? And by the time they throw it, I'm like, that's getting picked. Yeah. Wide open?

No clue how that happened. every fake takes so long dude when Michigan State won because Michigan State just pulling fakes out of there every year because when Michigan

the kicker dropped the ball in the big house oh he's going to punt in that last second oh yeah I remember that I was like ooh Sean McDonough voice like his voice is always cracking I'm like bro you didn't like expect to

big thing to happen ever? You're an announcer and your voice is cracking like that? Dude, that's happened to that guy. So many, I'm like, bro. Wow. Watch the fake. Did you watch Georgia Tech Florida State over the weekend? No, but I watched all the highlights. And the first, like the

first quarter basically, like the audio wasn't right. Like the people running the audio were just slipping. And so Joe Tessator, who already is like an awesome announcer and like gets real fired up. Dude, he was literally like popping. Like it was He was losing it.

Did you watch that again? Yeah. Yeah. I was in and out, but I watched it. Yeah. It was so good. Anyways.

All right. Stuff's tumbling upstairs. You got to get out of here. Stairs you know about this. All right. Go see Benny on the road. Goodbye Tickies. Austin, Texas.

San Diego. See you soon. Tickie's at. Football's here. Sorry. Go ahead. That's okay. Tiki's down there.

You know it. Benny Coletze.com. There we go. Fourth URL. Oh, it's Benny now? I've got like three. Wow. I don't know. Good for you. Guy who can't figure it out. A lot of upkeep.

Here we go. Oh my God, it ran out of him. I had a list. DeMarco Murray. Oh, man. So good on the game. Dang. I can't think of his name right now. Corey Schlesinger.