THESE GUYS! - Race Week

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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He hits every shot he takes. That's insane. Uh-huh. No, wait, not a lot of people do that. It seems like maybe like one every few years. Maybe,

but the fact that it's Luis Scola. How about his like headband that he wore just blending in with his hair so well? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, are you my lunch lady? You know, it looks like you had a hairnet on. Every day.

I was like, fucking put some ash potatoes on my plate, Louise. These guys 35. Oh, That's a good round number. Unless you're coming off the bench and basketball. It's off the tongue.

But hey, guys, this Thursday, this Thursday, at the Vogue in Broad Ripple, doors open at 7. Yep. Show starts at 8. You're going to walk in. DJ C-Buck's going to be ripping. And you're going to be feeling good. You're going to get yourself a drink. And then Willie Griswold is going to fire off the show.

And then I'm going to go up. And then Ben's going to come sit on the couch. We're going to do a little these guys. guys a little bit out there. Jack's Donuts is bringing 10 dozen donuts to the Vogue. What kind, Jacks? Got Taylor Tizurina. This dude's popping off. You know Taylor, right? Hell yeah. Great last name. Made me hungry. It sounded so good. Yeah. He's, um, he's coming. Is that a person or an appetizer? Or is he just a snack? Oh, God.

So he's going to hop on, hop on the show. And Clayton Anderson's going to be there. And I'm working on a few last minute ones as well. I think I'm forgetting. guess. No, we got him, dog. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, Willie. Yeah, yeah. So it's going to be awesome.

We still got tickets available, but we're getting close to the number. Low ticket warning. Low ticket warning. And we'd love to start off the weekend with you at the Vogue. That's this Thursday, May 25th. Show at 8, doors at 7. Should have said that the other way, like Ben said.

And then we're kicking it off again. Then we're getting sloppy on Saturday at high noon. And you know, that already means wake your ass up. at 7 a.m. Bring out the evil laugh for that one. So get ready, baby. You bring out thriller laugh. That's this Saturday.

The thriller laugh. I can't even do it. That we're thriller laughing on Saturday at 10 roof, downtown Indianapolis, DJC Buck again there, popping it off. And we're going to have some. I've already lined up a few mystery appearances.

I don't want to know. I'll get nervous and I'll kiss all of them. At Indiana land. So, yeah, free entry. Party starts at noon. And like Ben said, sun's high in the sky and so are our elbows. Oh, God, this guy. All right, that's this week.

Okay, that's the show. See you guys. That's all. That's all, folks. That's all. That's good, bro. See you with the race theme. It's race week.

Yeah, the hat. Gentlemen, start your engines. Ladies and gentlemen, what's your, what's your prep for this week? What's going on about? It's a huge week. It's a huge week. I got to, to be honest with you, man, I think I got to take a few days off from booze. Like starting today?

Starting today. Get up in there at the Vogue, just crispy. I think, yeah, I think I might go until 30. Thursday with no with no booth after the after the show you might have a little sell yeah yeah have a little toast we should have a glass of one half yeah because that's another thing show I'm sure it's gonna be probably about an hour and a half so you're paying 25 bucks to have about an hour and a half show a bunch of different appearances bunch of different you know combos and laughs and shit anyways um yeah so I just because I mean absolute hounds dude you're hound in and out you're barking this weekend the blue moon

has been up in the sky. And I have, I mean, it's like, it's impossible. All right. Here's been my last couple weeks. Okay. Talk to me, baby. Yeah. Last week was the indie GP.

All right. So it's a race week. They have qualifying on Friday. You got the race on Saturday. So obviously people are coming out to the track and we're, we're pounding booze, right? You look good. You look tan. Thanks.

I've been out in the sun. I've been doing some work in out there. Uh-huh. And so, and then this past week was N-F800 practice all week. So all you do there is go and watch cars and drink beer or whatever your preferred drink is. And then this past weekend I was in Baltimore watching the ponies and at horse races. What else do you do besides? Have you ever been to a fucking race, dude?

Get your life together and go to a race for once. This guy never goes any races. What do we have to do? Go outside and run a 40 for you to go to a race? So not all weekend. Even my dad. Like my dad came with me on the train, bro. And he was having Nogronies and just, you know, these little purple drinks and everything that we're inside this tent there.

Purple drink. And so I'm drinking there. And then I get back on Sunday. It's qualifications. It's a poll day at the motor speedway. So beautiful day, sun's out. Of course, you're going to be drinking. And then Sunday night, you're having to cook out at the motor home.

You know, you're like inside. you're inside the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. You're just like, yeah, I'm celebrating all the time. And so just having more drinks. So, yeah, I think I just got to really clean it up here for the next couple of days. Until Thursday. Prepare for the weekend. Yeah.

Burpee boys stay clean. Yep. Maybe some Diet Coke, actually. I might even go on that. A couple of D.Cs. I've been hitting that sand pellet green out, like, way too hard. You have full bottle. Dude, I think I buy three bottles every day.

It's just, it's sparkling water. It's just water. but it's kind of fancy water yeah it's spark there's a little little bubble in there it's like the sprite without sprite it's like fresca yeah fresca is my shit just straight fresca no lemon or anything though

it's just straight up I'm good I don't lemon and water to me is overrated really like at a restaurant you're like no lemon oh yeah yeah I'm cool I said just like that too I go no ice give me a straw I've been coming around

on the no ice I've been coming around on the It just gets in the way, man. Unless I'm like, I've been outside for like three days straight in the sun. Like, I don't really need ice. It's pretty like cold already water generally. Yeah. And then, uh, warm room temp waters. It's good for the bob.

Yeah, but then I just goes down quick, you know. I'm glad that you're with me on the no lemon. I don't get a shit about lemon, dude. A lot of the lemons. A lot of people will put lemons in their like, like their Yeti mugs. You know, like they're in. insulated mugs to put lemons and all that in there. I'm like, what?

Did they never clean it out? And there's just lemon remnants everywhere? Don't need it. I don't need your remnants. Get a job. Get a life, dude. No, those are the people who have like the most serious jobs. I know.

Those are people who are shaking the salad at the desk. You look in their mug, lemon in the water. Let's do something, you know. It's like they're trying to compensate for something there, you know. Lemon? It is mostly like a ladies thing. I feel like I don't see too many guys that are always just like, yeah, I'll have lemon.

I'm not going to lie, I did it. I did it at my corporate job because it just looked more fun. I was like, I'll cut up a, I think I put two lemons, four slices, eight slices total in a water bottle. See, I think when you're in a corporate job like that, shake it up. You just want any excuse to be away for your desk as long as possible. I took 19,000 breaks a day.

I thought I was going to get fired for taking too many shits. I was like, I got to go to the bathroom. I don't know what you want me to do. You can fire me, but like this is just what's happening. Did you every, every 19 minutes, I'm going. I was going to say, so do you ever back in those days when you had that job, I had that kind of job? Do you ever just literally push yourself away from your desk and get up and just kind of wander for like two and a half minutes? I was kind of scared of everything and intimidated by everything.

I didn't know like where I could and couldn't go. I was like, where are the rules? Just because you could because think about it, like back in, you know, when you're in school, you had to like ask permission to get up. It was very school. So then when I'm in that situation, I'm like, man, I can just go to the kitchen and grab a cup of coffee real quick. Yeah, it's crazy. But you think since you've been trained since you're a kid in school, you think you're about to get screamed at when he get up.

I'd go in the bathroom, lock myself in there and do like dances and handsstands and shit. you know and that's the birth of a TikTok star yeah dude like O'Dell Beckham Jr. is really popular when I was working in the corporate office so I'd go in the bathroom and like practice this just for years wait wait so you would try to find like you know because at a lot of offices you have the the communal regular bathrooms that have multiple stalls multiple toilets there's always one there's a one that there's just to you it's always one that's like yeah it's the best place to shit everybody knows that

Every guy knows. I usually have that. Talked away. I usually have that reserve from 1245 to 115. Yeah. And if you're in there when somebody has to shit,

they get all mad. Hey, dude. Practice and dances. The dude who does that is like bringing, the kind of dude who does that is literally bringing a newspaper with them to shit.

Hate those guys. Not even their phone now. Still just a newspaper. The weirdest like lunches too. Is that guy? Like Harry and Izzy's from the night before. I'm like, dude,

just lunch flex that was an interesting part of it is ridiculous I always had such bitch ass lunches if I packed my lunch it was the worst yeah it's just like it's just poor people diet people thought I was legitimately seven years old are you starving yourself are you eight brown paper bag four carrots one peanut butter and jelly and that might be it a bag of cheese like not a bad not even a bag of cheese it's like the sandwich

It's like the sandwich bags, right? This is like... With the cheese, it's poured into them, you know? Yeah. So you have the lunch bag, so you have the brown bag and you pull out and you got like your little weird dented apple. You put it over there and then you have your peanut butter and jelly. And then you're like, oh, nice. I remember to pack myself a snack pack and a little thing of cheese its.

And then you look over and like your coworker girl next to you has like literally a grilled chicken salad with like salsa Verdei going over the top. And I'm like, when? How? Where? What food? service do you order from that drops those off once a week? And also, I don't really feel like flexing at work, you know? Like, I'm not here to celebrate anything. Just give me something to get in my stomach so I can get the hell out of here. Fuel. Give me some fuel. I don't care what it is.

I'll take three pieces of burnt toast. Just I got to, I want to leave. I don't want to have fun here. I don't want to have a nice coffee here. I don't want a frappuccino. No. I want dirt black coffee. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Couldn't have. No. Couldn't have a special cough. I don't deserve any creamer. Not even on a Friday. No.

Mm-mm. Uh-uh. Maybe on the way out. Yeah. Get a coffee on the way out from work on Friday. Then that's happy hour. You're going to. Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere.

How many times do you have a coworker literally, though? That would be like 4.15 and they'd be like, almost quitting time. You're all the same. You're thinking about, uh, we're going to go grab a couple. We're going to go grab a couple. We're going to go grab a couple. Grab a quick four. Weekend plans?

Why would I tell you, Fred? I don't give a shit about your life. And you shouldn't care about mine either. Because if I leave this office and never come back, I'll never think of you again, Fred. The only time. But if you really, being honest in the office, bro.

Should be that? Only time. Yeah. Only time that you think about Fred is when you're making fun of him on a podcast. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of the guy right now. Shut up.

Way too happy to be at work. Man, the communal lunches too. When people not only would have their lunch and just like take their lunch break, but they would all together. What are you guys doing? In the same table? Like it's literally high school. Bro, and then it would become a happy hour for them at lunch.

I was like, you guys are double-diping happy hour? I can't. Because you're all sitting there fat and happy together and you're like quoting movies with the wrong words. And then later on, you know, it's going to be 4.30 and you're going to go grab two tall blue moons. Why are you hanging out? Dude, I would eat lunch at my desk in eight seconds. It's so funny, dude.

I have a friend who, like, you have friend groups, right, that have, right, so you have your own friend group. You know, you're real homies. Yeah. I love you, burpy boy. Whoa. Oh, we also had a burpee girl. What? Burpy girl left us a rating on Apple Ponds, of course, not Stitcher for whatever reason.

That's weird. Apple Pod, she said she's a burpee girl and she loves a pod. So we have the burpee boys. I love you burpy girl. Whoa. You got to tone it down. Yeah. But you have your group of friends, you know, that are your.

Yeah. The group show. OG. The OG. group chat. OG boys. But then everybody has their own extended family tree of friends, you know, like you have different friends from me. I have different friends from you. We are together friends, but you just, you go to say. Yeah. Yeah. And they, they cross over every once in a while. But it's so funny because like in my personal friend group, you know, I have a handful of guys

that, you know, are the type where they like join recreational leagues with coworkers and like, you know, invite them to our personal friends. You know, I have a handful of guys that, you know, are the type of parties and, you know, like, they have that, right? But then I have some in the other half that are just like, if you hang out with people from work, you're a fucking loser. Scum. I try to find myself, like, kind of in the middle. I do that.

Yeah, because I have met good dudes who now I consider friends through that avenue. But then also there's a lot of times where it's like, fuck off, dude. With the work people? Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't want to be too far either way, but I could see both sides. I played in like to make up for that because I was so against work friends

I played in like the company basketball league to like appease like all right yeah I'm not just I don't want to be that guy I don't want to be like guy that doesn't talk at work ever because I would go like two weeks straight without saying anything to anyone you yeah that seems impossible at work no because like the work I did was all like locked in

with clients on the computer like it was weird Yeah, you can get pretty locked in. If I had a, like, the only time I talk was if I, because I hated it. So I wasn't trying to be all fucking happy guy there. So I was kind of like not in the greatest mood when I was at work, but you do what you can. Yeah. But, uh, yeah.

Sometimes I'd go two weeks just locked in, dude. And I'd get there, dude. My plan, I'd get to work. They're like, you just have to work this many hours a week. Like, we literally don't. You can come in at 1 a.m. if you want. And when I heard that, bro. Oh yeah, night owl over here.

I was hopping in the office at 6 a.m. Yeah. Getting out of there at like two, bye. But I still felt guilty when I was leaving. I was like, are you guys supposed to dismiss me? That's tough. Like, do I say bye to the boss? It's like the old, yeah, we don't have a certain number of vacation days.

Like, we don't limit those. And you're like, mm-hmm. Okay, but if I get to like 19 by like July, you're probably going to be pretty shitty, right? Every day I was like, what are they going to fire me for? But what's funny is like when that happens, everybody's always like, yeah, but see, it's like a reverse psychology thing because you have the option to take off so then you don't need to.

And I'm like, no, I think I want to take off. All the days. Give me all the days off. Come on, man. Yeah. I knew I needed to get out of, the corporate world when

I would be out to lunch or on my lunch break and my boss would be like hey can you just remember to like log those times of when you're not working and I was like for like my 30 minute lunch break like you want me to account what

she's like yeah like it just we just we just need to make sure what I was like okay I got to tell you, now I got to put two minutes on there. My time card when I piss? Like what, what I don't like it? Oh, is that a thing?

No, but I was like, is that next? Yeah, it's a lot. And hey, I get it. There's some people out there that's like, yeah, it's gold work. Those are rules. But hey, just wasn't for me. 30 minutes, bro. What are we doing here?

Surgery. I'm just walking across the street to get a pop belly sub and I'm coming back. The only joy I have. Yeah. I walk past your office. You're just scrolling on your phone with your fucking heels off. Ooh. You logging that?

Whoops. Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah. So, logging. It's high of shit in here.

Are you still wearing that fire suit on Saturday? 100%. Yes. By the way, I texted him. Oh, what he said. And I said,

uh, for those who didn't catch last week's episode. But also for those who did, just as a follow-up story. Ben got Alexander Rossi. He got a fire suit from him. So happy. And it's really cool.

And it's one of his Andretti Napa Autopart ones. And you traded what? The ketchup pickles? The ketchup chips and Michelada, Franks Red Hot, crank. Traded him that. And then last week I tried to FaceTime Rossi

during the show, didn't answer. And I kind of went off a little spiel about it. And then I mullinard minute it a little bit and then I texted him afterwards and I was like yeah what I got to do to get one of those fire suits like what do I have to bring you and he's like ha ha ha that's a great question send the follow up text right after no he said ha ha that's a great question let me think on

it then sends a follow up text and says it has to be something as equally ridiculous as what ben got a fridge full of shit if you need it dude no my whole entire kitchen I think I know but I don't want to take from you like I want to bring you know I want to like have a little bit of integrity with this trade you know like hey okay I this is what I found here's what I'm bringing you and um so that's where we're at just one of your cats and yeah dude's surprise museum this is my evil cat give him ruby they'd probably get along man they got kind of the same demeanor same vibe yeah I'm gonna kill you but not sure I love you though for sure thousand percent.

Sleak, but you're going to kill me? That's how it sum up both my cat Ruby and Rossi. Alexander Rossi. Don't have a cat named Rossi. Until next week. Dude, that's pretty good. Wins the 500. Rossi!

Rossi! And so that's where we're at. Napa know-how caller. I said, just let me know by May 27th because me and Ben, I think we're both trying to wear one of those two, the party. So you haven't done it yet? No. You're still looking for ideas?

Kind of, but like I haven't heard back from him. So maybe I... What is he busy? What the hell's this guy doing? Well, maybe I should just say, hey, I've got your ridiculous thing. I'd pull up, leave him right on the doorstep. And then, and then...

You know where his trailer is? Uh, not exactly where it is, but the vicinity. That would be fun to... Are you, like, sectioned off, like, your trailer and his trailer are, like, obviously different. drivers. So they have like their own man. There's like 30 of them in there. The way I would break into that

lot. Yeah. They have somebody around the clock watching it. Oh, baby. I would turn into Spider-Man just to drop off like three weird food items at Rossi. Yeah, you could, like there's a hmm. Yeah, but so

what are your ideas? Cats lean the way right now. Just a box of three cats on his doorstep? Is this weird enough? Give me the goddamn I'm just envisioning I'm like right there and he picks it

and he comes out he picks up the box and like there's I wrap a string around it you know and he picks it up by the string and then the cat's like the box is freaking out

that's gold or just throw half just open the door make sure it's unlocked his trailer throw happy in there just let him go crazy and knocking shit over

pissing shit and all over the place he's discus disciplined enough. Happy one shit or pissing there, but he would hop off the walls, that's for sure. Yeah, we gotta. I don't care how hot it is on the party day. To race suit. Might wear it on Thursday.

Do it. Just be like J.R. Smith after the Cavs won the title. Remember, he wore the best. He wore the game shorts and no shirt for like six days in a row. I love that. It's a good idea. I don't want to fit for the next day, bro. Just wear the same shit. It's a good idea.

But did I tell you I try? that on. I posted a picture of it. I tried the fire suit on. It's so, we are the exact same size. Well, you're broader than him. You're probably the same height, but he's like, he's pretty slender. Yeah. And I could not get it off. Why? The fire suit? Because it's just like, it was too good. It was like part of your skin. I think that's a point. And I had a panic attack. Oh, that's wrong. First one ever. First whatever. No one's home. My apartment's hot because I like just got home. The sun's always beating on your shit. Big dump in my room like pissing me off already. I don't even have the suit on yet. I'll be like this will be a quick. I just want to see if it fits type shit. Bro, got it on. I almost

yelled at my window. Hell! Bro, because I couldn't. I didn't like lean up against a wall to like get it off of my shoulder. I should have filmed it. Dude, see that's, I was really freaking out. That's what's going to be the problem on Saturday is like it's going to be hot and you're going to And then we're going to be sweaty. So then on top of the sweat, on top of it already being difficult to get off, because we are both about the same size as him. Yeah.

On top of it already being hard to get off. Then we're going to be sweaty. And then you're going to be really stuck. So then I might end up just wearing it race day. Dude, how hard would that be? Wait, outside, just chilling in it? Wouldn't it be hotter? Yeah, but like,

now think about us both showing up in actual fire suits on race day. It would be great. Everybody would already be. Yeah, be sick We're doing it I'll wear that shit Thursday through Monday Oh shit

I gotta take him a cat And get one In these next couple days When they're not practicing Or on track or anything That would be too good man That would be too I can't wait to throw that bitch on again

It's cozy Here we go I love you burpee boy Oh Oh Baby girl girl Second one I haven't even eating lunch yet man

I don't know what's wrong with me I'm starving right now It's high Absolutely starving. Yeah, I'm wondering what people are, like, am I wondering what the, what the outfit turnout is going to be on Saturday. Yeah, I need a post about it this week. Because you're kind of giving me, I mean, besides, if you weren't going to be wearing the fire suit right here, I'd say like, all right, that's pretty. This is kind of it.

This is like, this is like baseline. I'm going to a race theme party. Yeah. Look. I actually wore this last year. I wore these two things last year With a jacket That was over the jacket Yeah

What's gonna happen In the jacket this year? Because that's a good one I don't know I got another one Auction it off No I gotta keep that Yeah

That's nice Who knows Yeah I had that Miller Racing shirt too But it might be the go-to Again if Rossi doesn't come through But I might just ask hinge

It'd probably be easier But he's small Who cares bro It'd be funny If it was like a small Tiny Yeah They're like

you know, because now, you know, it's weird? You remember in the days, not too long ago, when I was pretty against joggers? Remember those days? Early espresso? Why were you? Because they were too new? They were too new and like I just didn't know how I would look in them.

And like my sister and my brother-in-law, they were kind of like, they would give me shit. You know, it was at that point in time for the general population with joggers to where like, somebody people were wearing them but it was kind of like one of those like you it wasn't just like the accepted thing that ever now everybody does yeah you have it's like you have to tapered ankle right but back then it was like you like regular sweatpants will probably come back this year oh yeah they will but I was just kind of against it but now I I I made the transition switch and I love

it so much and now I want it to slowly ride up my leg like it turned into me like if it's Are you going to tuck them into your socks? And then become actually my dad. That doesn't. That, I've tried that look doesn't work for me. It works for you. It doesn't work for me. It doesn't even work for me.

But thank you. The tapered ankle, right, for just the rego joggers. But if it's like all the way down to the shoe and the ankle, mm-mm. I want a little bit of a little skin. I want a little, just a little bit of ankle. Now, I haven't made that transition yet with dress pants or like khakis. What? The tapered ankle on that?

Because you wear that shit and you pulled the khakis and everything right there when you're going to like a dinner or like maybe a show or something. Like some summer or like some nice like summer like khakis where they go to here, bro. Yeah. You do that shit on Fy Island. Yeah. Well, I mean that's where you're going to do it. Yeah, you got to do it. That's where it all started.

But you should. I'm scared for the day that regular sweatpants comes back, man. You know what I did over the weekend? Bought some. Bought regular jeans. Not like slim. Regular. Just on the tag.

Regular. Yeah. I don't even know if it's boot cut, bro. I think it's just regular. Where'd you get them from? Packs on. See, those fuckers are bringing it back, man. They were the ones who started the Slim Skinny and now they're going back around.

Oh, I mean, yeah. But Slim Skinny's so out. Skinny is way out. Right. Slim. Slim, it's got a... Yeah, just like make it like fit good, you know? Don't have it. My ass looks like shit in these jeans. What's up with that? What are you doing that for? I mean, it's just what it is.

I don't choose what my ass looks like anymore. Paxon does. No, it's not about what, no, no, no, no, no. It's about the look of the gene, not the look at your ass. Well, it's like they look really good from the front. And I really wasn't taking into consideration how my ass looked. And Derek James was like walking behind me the other day. He's like, hey, bro.

You got saggy ass? Yeah, I got like, whoa ass. So Ben's going to be doing squats. You have that. To fit the jeans, I don't know. It's a weird fit with the regular jeans. You know. like I couldn't find the jeans that are real flexible

which I like a lot yeah yeah because you're very I'm kind of scrambling I like loose hit I like I like yeah I like flexible jeans couldn't find them so these are kind of stiff

had to get a little bigger size yeah stiff jeans just how it is that's tough that's a tough wear but they're all right a lot of people are like oh yeah I like those

A couple of girls are, I think I have those. Girls going back to Baggy, man. I don't mind. I like the OG jeans. OG girl jeans, dude, when we're in like, when we're younger, they're like super low cut, like Britney Spears jeans. Oh, that's a weird time. No pockets on the back?

Who's letting you out of the house like that? Every girl that had the jeans with no pockets on the butt, I love you. I was just too scared to tell you. I'm too nervous to say it even now. I'm just envisioning the super low cut like those, like really faded on the front. You know what I mean? I'm not there in a say, yeah.

And then a like a white tank top underneath that's hanging out of the shirt that they have over the top of the tank top. Oh, baby. And the white tank top is going down like around their jeans on the upper part. And then the shirt's over. Big belt. Hell of highlights. Shit. ton of highlights and makeup. Snake around her neck.

And like, I mean what? And like Nike shocks. Just the most random like, you better stop, bro. I'm bricked up. You play volleyball, those. What are you doing wearing him to the garage middle school party? Stop it, dog. PTSD.

I'm about to call my middle school girlfriend. What are the dudes wearing at a party like that? Yeah, one of the dudes wearing at a party that girls were dressed like that. Um, okay. This is what I'm wearing. I'm wearing, uh, like a Nike shirt that might like, like, wait. Yeah. Like a like a like a like a t-shirt. Yeah. Dude, I was, I was about that. I was about comfy like lifestyle. Yeah. So I'd wear like, like, like, like, nice. So snow meet shorts. Shorts. Shorts meet snow. I was about, I'm all about comfort all the time and I still kind of am. Yeah. But, uh, I'd wear like a LeBron shirt from like Dick's sporting goods with like a big ass logo with like a lion. Yeah, yeah, the OG LeBron. Like a lion dunking it like ferociously. And it says 23 on the back with like tiger stripes in it.

And then like a white haines undershirt. Uh-huh. No chain. Wasn't a lot to have one. And then I'd wear like some like Jordan shorts. Nah, maybe Nike shorts that were that would match the shirt like perfectly. and then like some neutral like shoes hopefully LeBron if that's what I'm going for but I probably didn't have those and they probably had grass stains on them so I'd wear like some neutral white shoes

they weren't fresh I was not a fresh ass kid I'm still not fresh my look is like I don't know and my hair my hair is so I don't know like it's not geled you kind of had like curly helmet hair back in those days controlled chaos you told me that one time you go your hair is fucking insane but like I know what you're going for. And I was like, that's, that's all I can really ask. Yeah, dude. I remember that. Fuck, dude. Good for you, because I feel like that's not the majority of the guys be wearing. If like, but if the group's wearing cargo shorts, I will slide some cargo shorts. Okay. Because that's what I was thinking is like, the, the dudes are definitely wearing no show socks with hopefully

their tightest pair of shoes that they have. Yeah. Of course, a basketball shoe. Cargo Cargo shorts Baggy as shit Cargo shorts And then Whatever Your craziest polo shirt

With the most Like designs and shit on it With the course An undershirt And then a few guys Would have some sort of necklace Not a chain Maybe like

Some guys are going to shell First Communion First Communion cross You're a saint Like you're a dude Yeah Yeah you know how I differentiate myself.

Just guess. You'd wear a turtleneck. You would, you'd wear jeans? Jeans guy was off the wall. I'm like, where did you transfer in from? Fucking Southport. Whoa, somebody's gotten the head. The first time you saw somebody wearing jeans

that were different color than a blue. Oh, K-superstore. Next Michael Jackson. No, it's so easy, well, with me, guess. Um, well, are we talking top or bottom here? Top. What do you think of me? What's one black?

He'd wear all black. No. Damn, dude. That was before. Are we still talking summer? Anything. Anything. Like, it's a part of my like facial like brand logo.

Hat, man. Oh. Oh. Okay. I was just thinking shirts and shit. My bad. No, no. So yeah, everybody else would like do their hair and shit and I would have, you'd had

I'd have my cargo shorts. I'd have my polo shirt. And then I'd have like an Atlanta Braves flat bill. Didn't match. I would adapt to you first. Didn't match, dude. Bro, chipper Jones? Didn't match.

That's a funny shit. But that's why I had it. I like wanted it that way. I wanted to wear like an orange polo. No, I was like I want to wear like an orange polo, maybe even like some plaid cargo shorts, like some crazy. And then give me a red and blue. He's fun. He's fun.

He's fun. Girlies. Talk to him. He's fun. I've always been hat guy, man. And I always will be. The hats are kind of new for me. Yeah, I know.

I like it. Ever since hair transplant back-to-back state champions. Dude, I'm a hat guy. Back-to-back. You got banners up in the apartment? 2020. 20-201. Boom, boom.

Have a party to raise the banners for that. Ring. Ring celebration? Hall of fame. I might be in the Hall of Fame for hair transplants. The ring celebration is the ring back there. I bow to the crowd. Isn't that crazy?

I mean, you're still strong up front. You got to work on the back end. Your secondary plays. We're getting there. We're getting there. That's just one back there. See, the hat works for you, man. And I make it work because I've just literally ran it into the ground since seventh grade.

But it works for you because he got the, they got the flare, man. You can wear a hat just kind of up. and like fuck it because it's got like the curls and you know how much this means to me right now I have to actually wear the hat like I can't do like that that that's not bad nice I just flared up big dog my hair's just flat man so I don't have that like it doesn't go you know then all of a sudden it's just like down I look like a dweeb I see what you mean but you can still do it like I think you're I think you're you just let it let it rock dude Thursday night Got this Goodyear hat from Naptown Thrift, our friends of Nap Town Thrift.

So that's, I mean, we want people to look in it and cool at this party. And no, we want, there's going to be a photographer there. Get your shit together. Yeah. Let's talk. Get your spray tans. Get your haircuts this week. Shave your body.

Not that anyone else does that, but me. Do what you got to do to look sexy. Somebody shows up with their chest hair shaved. into a checkered flag. That's what we want. Or is it not? No, yeah. Like,

if we're shaving and doing all that, give me the checkered flag on the chest. We want all the smoke. But that's what I was going to say is like, if you're like, I don't know, Ruth Barney, and it would be wild out.

Wild out and go to Naptown Thrift. Hey, yeah. That's where you'll find. Actually. The stuff that you need for Indiana. Even if it's not like racing. like if you just wear

I mean people at the track wear anything and everything yeah it doesn't have to be like a team shirt or like a checkered flag like yeah obviously that plays but you know what else plays anything with beer anything with cigarettes

low key anything any jersey kind of plays like I hate to turn this into that but what am I wearing to the track like probably a basketball jersey honestly if I think if Indiana I think with Indiana land it needs

to be a certain kind of jersey. And Willie Griswold was first on this, and he made a great point. He's like, I don't want to see your Reggie Miller flojo. I don't want to see your Reggie Miller pinstripe. I don't want to see your Germaine O'Neill pinstripe. If you're going to wear a Pacer's jersey to the 500 or to Carb Day or to Indiana land,

and needs to be like Lance Stevenson or like Jeff Foster or something. We're on our test. We're on our test. it's got to be a savage what holy jeez I'm like panicked right there and everybody else who's listening everybody check your phones

three to one moment of silence okay was it awesome all right good yep finally we didn't have to answer to something that'll scare you but you know what I'm saying it's got to be one of those one of those

it's got to be fucky yeah exactly it's got to be fucky you know Reggie Miller that's too pristine it needs to stay For when you're going to a game or something like that, it can't, it's too good.

You don't want to get a Red Bull Vodka on your Reggie Miller Flojo jersey. But if you're wearing a Scott Pollard Pacer's jersey, keep it on brand. Probably want to dump it on your head. I'm trying to think of other players that would be right for this. Latrell Spreewell.

Throw it on. Yeah, but see, the problem is then you probably like a Knicks jersey. You can't be having Knicks shit in there. This is Indiana land, man. on. But I like where your head's at. Okay. I was actually, I liked the Trell Street. I was thinking Warriors when he choked

the coach, honestly. That's the vibe. The vibe is choke your coach. Like Larry Bird, Celtics? No. Larry Bird, Indiana State. No. Absolutely not. Not fun enough. A.J. Moyet, IU?

Okay. Now we're working with something. Just any player that got in trouble. Wear it. Did anyone get like Rashid Wallace jersey? Put it on now. Jamal Tinsley? Hey, that can play.

See you there. He was nasty, bro. Can we talk? Have you ever on a random? This is like so. All women listening to the podcast cover your ears. I know where you're going on a rainy day when you're just down bad. Look at Jamal Tinsley top 10 plays.

Dude. Oh my God. The shit he was doing that you like, it was always like a game against like, I don't know the bucks the bucks that you weren't watching on a Tuesday and you're like whatever and it'll be like number eight on top 10 plays and he'll just do the craziest behind the back shit on a fast brick and you're like he has that in him where is that j t yeah that's what we're going for that's uh page estuayakovich down bad moment of the week uh yeah that's don't christie kings is this this is the question that this is the comments thing okay tell me like you're you're like

the jersey or what are you wearing to Indiana? No, we kind of did. We kind of. It was a day drinking part. It was the same thing. It's the same exact thing. What about the highlight thing now? I know women won't probably have much on this one.

What? Just who your down bad highlights are? Yeah. Always. Who are you throwing on like it? But it doesn't have to be because what I was about to say is like that to me, that's not even down bad. That's like pre-game for Indiana land.

It's like, yeah, we're going to throw on Jamal Tensily. That's crazy. be so all about that. Who is not? Oh, man. Because some people don't give them enough. But like those, those are the gems.

So why don't we do it that way? You're like underrated highlight guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're your pregame highlight tape. Your pregame highlight player. All right. Who you're throwing on before you're about to head out to the bars or to Indiana land?

Just because like you're going to throw it on, people are going to be like, oh my God, yes. Holy shit, man. I got so many. Are you trying to blow people away? Like, yo, remember this? Okay, I got two. Okay.

Low key, the first one, if I'm kind of, if I'm like warming it up, I don't want to, I don't want to play my big dogs yet. Sean Marion sons. Fucking insane, dude. And people will be like, what,

what? And then we watch the top 10, bro. You'll be like, oh my God, I forgot about him. Like I kind of want to get his jersey now. Dude,

Amar Stottomier's son. His nickname was the Matrix. Are you serious, dude? Imagine seeing him like just so nasty and be like, The Matrix. Like, who's the guy? I just want to know the guy that thought of that. The Matrix, bro. I got an insane one for you. I can't wait. And I got to give credit where credits to do because Coltoner actually showed this.

This is nuts, dude. I'm never been this happy. Luis Scola, perfect game. He hits every shot. No. Yes. No. Wait.

Like in the NBA? In the NBA, he goes like eight for eight from the field and like 12 of 12 from the free throw line. He hits every shot he takes. That's insane. No, wait, not a lot of people do that. It seems like maybe like one every few years. Maybe, but the fact that it's Luis Scola. How about his like headband that he wore just blending in with his hair so well?

Yeah, yeah. It was like, are you my lunch lady? You know, it looks like you had an Aeronette on. Every day I was like fucking put some mashed potatoes on my plate, Luis. That, yeah, it was, it was thinking that or it was just like, is that like painted on? Like, why is it not moving? I didn't want to know or ask because he's like not from here. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe it's offensive or something. Right, right, right. So that's a really good one to throw on just because that's a one that's like. That's a mind blower. You got to be so bored. Also, I think this can go into other things. So I think this can play for what's the thing. those who aren't, oh, this is going to be the most lit comments.

Yeah. Like, what's the thing you're playing for your friends that you think they've never seen before on YouTube? I know that's really wordy. Really wordy, but like you get it. What we're talking about is like, but like I said, it could go into different things. It doesn't have to be like highlights from a sports game. Like something I would throw on is Chris Berman,

behind the scenes. Like Chris Berman freaks out. Yeah. And you're like, do we have to watch this? And once it's on, you're like, oh my God. Yeah, because people are like, Chris, is going to be an interview, and then you're watching it,

and it's boomer literally, literally losing his mind. I love that shit. Dude, that's so good. So it could be like, you know, girls, if it's mainly,

you know, maybe it's like some reality TV behind the scenes, or it's like the best of such and such. Like, it can play a bunch of different ways here. I don't think a girl has ever shown me any video ever. Has that ever happened to you,

dude? Has a girl even, like, watch this? I've never, that's never happened to me. It's always a dude being like, yeah. And this Under Armour football commercial though? Click, clack!

I think here it's coming. We must respect his house! The amount of times I played that on my desktop computer growing up, nothing harder. Thank you, you know. Oh, yeah. That was like a religion for dudes who were, you know, from fifth grade to 10th grade in like 2007.

The first person you saw were Under Armour though. I swear to God, I saw a dude at Chili's wearing Under Armour when I was like in third grade. The long sleeve yellow. And I was like, what? Best name ever. Chili's. Under Armour, bro.

It is. Come on. Very nice. The dude literally took what everybody's been doing forever, just wearing long sleeves to keep you warmer underneath your shit and turned it into a superhero thing. Yeah, what an idea. And there's stuff, a heat, gear, cold.

old gear. Dude. Cleets sucked though. Cleets sucked. It was not an underarm. I never gave him a shot. Not an underarm or cleats guy at all. So the thing you're showing somebody,

the video you're showing somebody that you think is going to impress them. Everybody's got one in their back pocket that that's going to work. You can show your dad this. You can show your best friend this. You can show your girl this video. And they might be like, oh. Yeah. See, like the way I'm envisioning it is like,

oh, I'm all wrong. you're not wrong but this like the way I think it works either way but the way that I'm envisioning it is it's Saturday night no it's Friday night you're hyped because you've been working all week you got the boys coming over or the girls coming over or a collection of people coming over and like everybody's sitting there it's like 930 okay okay 10 o'clock you're getting ready to go out you're drinking drinks this has happened to me like you're drinking obviously you're not going out until like 1030 or so so like you still got some time and like that's the the party before the party, right? The pregame, right? And so then people are usually now,

it's either like they have like the speaker or on their TV, they're playing playlists or YouTube or what have you. That's when you grab the remote. You're like, yo, can I see this? You know what I would bang. Put that on and everybody just gets even more hyped. That's exactly what I was thinking. But then that turns into music videos. And everybody's got their music video that just no one's ever seen and you're just like what how crazy are music videos they're five minute movies the production but um yeah music video that's that's what you that could happen after you get back from coming out or from going out to the bars you come home just watch two and a half hours worth of music videos that happened of rick ross that happened to me

and my friend actually a few weeks ago Riley Riley and frank were sleep upstairs and there was literally just me and him in my living room and we watched i'll be missing you by puff daddy uh and faith heavens probably eight times in a row oh you were on that wow i should have been there when everyone anyone's watching something more than two times in a row i should be there there's nothing better than when like you look you know you somebody breaks somebody you're both thinking it are they though and then with somebody's like can we play that again. I'm Captain Bo, let's go. I never want to say it.

I'm like, I don't think they're on the same page as me. But I would repeat this 13 times in a row and turn it up every single time. Restart it and turn it up. How many times I said that? I think you just got to do it. Yeah. Because then once you do it and break it, then they're like, oh, now I can ask, you know. But if you're both, you can feel it.

If you're both feeling like that music video or that song or the group is feeling it, you know somebody's like, let's run that back. I love a running back guy I'm always thinking it I'll never say I've been burnt too many times Really? Why do you keep restarting the song Dude because it's just way too Just shut up

But that will be like the 60 first time I've restarted it so like they have Yeah But you do it like we're We're playing through most of it Me and my buddy were You do it after 15 seconds You have the intro where the gunshot goes off

Or whatever And then you go immediately It goes quiet. Everybody's like, who's connection? Give me a gunshot in the song. I'm all in. I'm all in, bro.

I don't care what it is. Well, sounds like we got some notes for DJC Buck for both Thursday and Saturday. Hey, we're going to come in and there's going to be a time where we're going to play a song six times in a row.

What is that song? What is it? I just will forever be in my head of a baguadi with you. Oh, that's the song. Yeah. That shit came up on my phone the other day randomly. Had to change it.

It was just too powerful for the situation I was in. Had my headphones in, came on shelf, I was like, I can't do this right now. Because if not, you would have just kept playing it again. Ripped my clothes off. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Which is all right. All right. TG35 in the books. It's race week. It's Indiana Land Week. It's the Vogue Week. It's here. we're doing everything we can to make sure that everybody in the city has a good time or has the option

to have a good time so the vogue Thursday night you know where to get tickets my bio the vogue's website description description in the show stitcher stitcher Friday we're carb day in it we see you out of the track hopefully maybe I get Ben out there maybe that's like the one day year that he'll actually go out there wait did we do that last year yep Okay. And then Saturday it's on, Indiana land, and you're waking up early and you're throwing on the fit. You're laying the fit out the night before. That's definitely what's happening.

And you're going. And again, that's free entry. You just show up. Show your happy ass up at noon. Get your happy ass over there. Everybody will be having a good time. And we'll see your happy ass is Thursday. Thursday, Saturday.

See you then. All right, guys. See you next time. Bye-bye. These guys. See you.