THESE GUYS! - Rough Housin' Around

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

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Kuiper season is upon us. Bro, that's, you know how you make like your kid laugh? When you do something, that's it for me. Just took a little, took a little two week break, you know. That's it. Vacation all I ever wanted. TG 72. Hot, hot, hot.

Welcome back. It's been a while since I've been. How about... In the clubhouse. What's up? How about the clubhouse just like, you know, seeing and realizing knowing that my wife is about to go into labor at any time? I post about our daughter being born.

And then we don't do a show for two weeks. And everybody's just like, everybody good? Everybody's like, yeah. Is it happening? Are you guys done? What's up? I think of, I'm like, guys, can I not take two weeks to be with my newborn daughter? Why does it? Why does

I don't know. Yeah. I got it. I get it. But sometimes sometimes everybody, why does everybody think we have like beef with each other? Right. We don't do an episode for a week and all of a sudden we got like, you're going on on ETV beef? I mean, what the hell? Has Mira. She's good, man. She's really good. Was I allowed to drop the name? I mean, I put it out there.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good. She's really good. transition from one to two has been a lot smoother than we expected. Wow. All pro dad. Well, it's just

I think we kind of, at least I did for sure because this is how my psycho ass does everything. I like built it up in my head to be something really, really concerning. Like holy shit,

how are we, it's already tough getting Frank down for bed. How are we going to do it with a newborn and Frank on top? And then it happens in you just kind of figure it out and mostly we're kind of man on man defense like usually I'll take Frank

Ry will get Mira good and you know and it all works out and it's been a really smooth transition so far and Frank has been the best big brother dude it's so funny you would die like he like just runs up right there and just gives her a big kiss and goes oh wow wow how we do like muha

he just awa and uh gives her a little pacifier and stuff. Bro's a big, sweetie.

Every morning he wakes up. First thing he says, did ta? Justa? So it's going real well, man, because he is a mama and a dad's boy

and he's around us all the time and spoiled. And so we were like, what the hell is going to happen? We bring another one here. And he's been great so far. So mama and baby are great. I'm glad to be back,

Clubhouse. Sorry, I took a couple weeks to just kind of settle in and get used to the whole environment. and how Rye was feeling and taking care of the little girl and everything is good, but happy to be back, man. Never again, bro.

No more kids, okay? We're breaking for a bit. Chill out on the kids, bro. We're breaking for a bit. Jesus Christ. Rye's pregnant again. I mean, hey. Yeah, the, hey, man, the Catholics coming out on us.

That's just what we do. Dude, you're an all pro dad. Your first team all dad now. Yeah. it's like me, Kirk Cousins. Dude, you're the receiver. You have receiver dad energy. You know?

You're like the sexy, like drama. Like in a pickup football game? Yeah. Like you're young enough on the all pro dad team that I'm like, let's get this guy going over the top. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, he can take the roof off of defense. Every time, every time an analyst says that, I'm like, let's fucking go. This guy's.

got burners. How bad did you want to be? It never was me. Never was me. But maybe in a dad pick up football game it would be but how badly, yeah, you want to be the guy that you're known for taking the top off of defense. Dude, who can do that? That's like a, that's special. Tyree

you take the top off. There's only there's only two guys every draft that can take the top off. Hey, how sexy is that? It's crazy. It's the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life. Take that top off. Take, take the Can it, you want me to take the top off?

I'm like, oh, yeah, baby. Give me a squad full of guys who are ready and willing to take that top off. Dude, if you got two guys on your team that can take the top off of defense, like. Hey, man, that he's in trouble. That secondary is going down. They don't stand a chance. Absolutely not. Hey, Benny Boy is going to be in Orlando on Wednesday.

Yeah. Get your tickeys. Get you. Tickie. Pushing Tickeys on the all new Pushing Tickies podcast. Orlando. I'll put the tickets in the description or go to Benedictpilitsy.com. Got some other shows coming up. I'm so jealous. I wish me and

I wish we would have planned like me and Rye and our kids now that be it our, you know, one of our one of our annual Disney trips to be down there in Orlando and to come check it out. But I think I might go. Dude, you should. What, uh, what,

what do you recommend real quick? I know, I know this is the Disney podcast, but... What do you mean? Whatever. Because you've only been to Disneyland, right?

You've never been to Disney World. Right. So like, right, right, right, right, right. What's like, so there's like different parks,

right? Yeah. Well, I think you've got to go to Magic Kingdom, right? Because this is a castle. Right, right. Should we break that down?

Let's break that down real quick. Let's get out the, let's get out the white. Let's get out the X's, and it was on right, right, right, right. Let's let the clubhouse in. It's time. It's been like seven years.

We got to. Go ahead, bro. Hey, real quick, you're going to be in Orlando on Wednesday. All my tickets are on sale as well. Buffalo, April 17th, Detroit, the night before the NFL draft, April 24th, Kansas City, May 2nd. Minneapolis, St. Paul's May 7th, Chicago, May 15th, Green Bay, May 16th.

Ending it with Green Bay, baby. Can't wait, Clubhouse. Let's go. Cheeseheads. And Antonio Freeman jerseys and Brett Fav jerseys. I only want to see green and white jerseys in there for that. But all tickets, official Joey Mullinerow.com, all my socials to be in the link of the bio as well. Okay. Maybe one of those weird yellow Brett Farrve jerseys too. Yes. Please. Just one. We got to coordinate Oh, a yellow Donald Driver with a cheesehead on.

Bro, crucify me in that. How'd he die? Donald Driver, Jersey. With the cheesehead on to? Doesn't even really like the Packers, but he's like, fuck it, let's do it. It's kind of hanging a little bit because their heads down on the cross.

Staying, though. The game pants on? No, the green and yellow overalls with one strap up, the other one not so you can see the 80 just enough of the 80 all right

all right let's break down this cleats out of cleats all right I'm not let's just keep going let's break down the right right why don't you tell it because it's your I adopted the right right

you tell it all right but we're both in the in the game okay so I had an internship at a sports at a a news station and

I was like the intern for the sports department and the guy that I was interning for like the head of the sports like what is it called the sports director I guess yeah yeah yeah yeah every time I'd say something I'd be like so if I do that do I go there and then we do that and then I take it back

and then we record and then I'll edit it and then I'll show you is that what and he'll be like every time he answered a question he'd be like right right right right right right right right I think you just got to say got to let him in. It's all right. We're boys.

It's okay. He'll give me shit for it and he'll love it. It's Anthony Calhoun. It's Anthony Calhoun. Hey. AC. AC. Channel 8, Indie legend,

been in the game for like 30 years here. I mean, everybody knows him. He's everywhere. Colts, Pacers. Right. You basketball. That's a Super Bowl.

Right. Right. And so me and Ben, we've come up in the indie media. He has been said he interned for him. And then I've just gotten to know. AC through past five or six years and all this shit. And so he's just, we love him, but it's just so goddamn funny.

No one, I pick up on that stuff more than anybody. And I think you too. And I think that's why we're actually friends. I'm like, is anybody realizing that he's saying this all the time? This is so funny. Rod, right, right, right, right. Talking about like Scott Pollard or something. Right.

He's clubhouse. He's the kind of guy that, he'll he'll confirm with the rights afterwards when you're done talking but also while you're talking he's he's giving you the right right the classic I'm saying something to make you think that I'm listening but I'm not listening at all no so you're a little bit a little bit right right it's just enough to pick up on so that he can go into the next thing yeah rod right so did you like it's one of those uh exactly exactly that big like I'm going to take my phone out show you a picture of me being at this awesome golf course

and I'm going to ask you a question while I'm looking through the picture and then you're going to be talking to nobody essentially because I'm looking at my phone just going right right right and you know it's fake because he doesn't like ever text right you know what I mean it's just like all like subconscious like rod rod rod rod he got my ass recently man he I'll get text from AC I'm sure that you'd still do as well every now and then every blue moon

you get an AC pop up but it was after it was one of the I think it was like the Mahomes Romo video I did or something and he sent me a text and it was just in passing

of you know I had shit going on one of those that like you see it you don't get back to it you forget about it so it's just buried in your inbox right and So then like AC's big, he'll do this too.

That generation, they don't give a shit, right? So he like three or four days later, he just sends me like four question marks because I hadn't responded. That's insane. I unfortunately, it got buried again. Like I just didn't get around. I was like, man, I don't know how to attack this right now with the four question marks. So I didn't respond again. Yeah, that's how you attack it.

You're like, bro, four question marks? Are you my girlfriend? So then last week, I get another one from AC. I'm out and about, I think Rye was running around doing an errand or something. And he sends like four more question marks. This still you? Four more question marks. And finally, at the right time, I was like, oh my God.

I'm really sorry. Like, this wasn't blatant. Like, I wasn't doing this on purpose. I was like, I got, I got, you know, an 18 month old. my daughter was just born. You probably sit in while we were at the hospital. Like, I'm so sorry. Yes, this is still me.

And he just hits me with a giff of Hillary Clinton kind of being like... Amazing, bro. I'm like, dude, what do you want for me? But yeah, anyways, that's just, that's, that's AC and that's whenever we say that on the pod or drop it anywhere, quick rut, right. Dude, when somebody, like, throws a gif at you,

sometimes it does, like, I'm against, or I was, when gifts are really, popular. I was like, okay, come on. But now, like, if you throw me a gif, like, once a month, I'm like, that hits hard. In the, in the text combo, I'm like, I know exactly what you mean. I'll never send you a gif. I know, I know. I wouldn't expect you to. I'll never send one to anyone either. But sometimes when people send me a, I'm like, oh, all right, yeah. Wow, forgot that was a thing. But it does kind of hit me in a different, like, angle. You do. I really think that you have like, you have maybe five GIF uses a year.

Bro, I'm, I've got a lot in the back pocket then because I've never used the five. It's like, it's like you got five fouls. Hey, use them up. But throughout the year. Okay. Yeah. Like you can't, you can't, your timeline can't be filled with gifts. You can't send a gift for everything as a reaction in the group message.

you got to use it. If you're going to use them, they have to be worth something. You have to be the ultimate use of the gift. Oh my God. Yeah. You only get five, bro. I mean,

this nonsense that you see in the replies or people who just constantly tweet, you know, live look at the Cubs bullpen and it's the dumpster on fire. I mean, this has got to be done. Dude, have people that tweet that live look at the Cubs bullpen with the dumpster fire have that

have they not seen that people have tweeted that 60,000 times before I see that every day I think every day on Twitter is it a joke? I don't know maybe we're the only ones on the outside looking in right maybe it's a big maybe it's a huge joke and it's all on us

so we can get mad at the gift use true true just mix it up hey hey how about instead of a GIF How about you find a clip on YouTube, screen record, and then drop that shit in there. Screen record is tough. You're asking a lot there. I don't even know how to screen record.

But that's so much. That means you took your time. It was well thought out. It was probably a great reference from a show or a movie or an interview. And that'll hit. That'll hit hard. Nobody cares about the gift. Nobody's paying attention.

Nobody's reacting to that. if you're just constantly giffing. Nah, not on Twitter. On Twitter, you don't get any good. But like friend to friend, if there's like a funny gif if somebody fucking roll on their eyes. All right.

My parents. Gift parents. Gift guys? I get, dude, I'll get it. Like, if I'm texting them individually, I'll get something back. And then my dad will text on top of that. So I'll send a text about something.

He'll hit me with a gif. And then he'll also respond with words. Parents, dude. our parents, they like gifts like that? Oh, love gifts. It might be, it might be like emojis for parents. Yeah. My dad's never used an emoji, bro.

My dad is never used an emoji once. I'm like, bro, your life could be so much easier if you just fucking, you know, dropped your ego a little bit. That's one of those. He's too cool to use an emoji. Imagine. I mean, he is your father, so. Bro, but can you, can you imagine that?

Like, nah. Not even going to look at them. Like, bro, half of my life is emojis. God, the amount of time that we used to spend another inside baseball for Clubhouse, the amount of time that we used to spend just like formatting a tweet or a caption and debating over what emojis to use for what things. Holy shit. I mean, it means a lot, dude.

Do we use the peach for the ass or no? What do you think? So dumb. Oh, my God. But I miss those days. I do. I know. Oh, do you know what?

Funny enough, what today, the seven-year reunion, no, wait, yeah, the seven-year anniversary is of today. What day is it? You won't know, but it just popped up on my Facebook memories. Is it the Valentine's video we made? No, I wish. It's the, uh, it's the, um, McAfee internship video. That was seven years ago?

Seven years ago today, it dropped. Yeah. Oh my God Is that insane? Yeah so really Like at the beginning of this month Espresso launched Me and you started doing this shit

Seven years ago The beginning of February It'll turn into something Bro one day You know like how we envisioned it at first You know what I mean? Oh yeah Yeah

No that's that's wild Dude I'm gonna be I'm gonna be on NFL network on Saturday Shut up Dude. Combine? Yep. Bro, can we do an adult combine video?

Yeah, we need to. I'll fly in. We need to. Leg over the garage sensor. That's it. It's so good. Stoke. Just sensors.

Saturday, 2 o'clock, up in the booth with Eisen and Jeremiah. Bro, shut up. So tune in, Clubhouse. tune in. What time?

Sorry. Two Eastern. Jesus Christ. What I asked. 11 year time. NFL network. What do you, what's the,

can you give us any more inside baseball on that? I love that. I got you on inside baseball now. Well, someone said it, someone else said it the other day. And I was like,

holy, is that a thing? Yeah, it's a thing. I thought you just said it all the time. And I was like, oh, that's just like me and Joey thing.

No, no. Express Boys thing. That's a thing. It's a thing. Damn. No, I don't know. I mean, their producers and their talent bookers just hit me up and said that they wanted to invite me on

and have me on either Saturday or the Sunday of the Combine with Eisen and Jeremiah. And so we settled on Saturday. And so I think I'm just going to go up there and hang and shoot the shit. I'm sure probably do some impressions and things like that. Kuiper season is upon. bro, that's, you know how you make like your kid laugh? When you do something, that's it for me. Like I could be so down bad, bro.

If you do the fuck, I will laugh my ass off, bro. That is so funny to me. Does he know? Do other people know? Yeah. I feel like that's like people have Kiper impressions, but you like took that, bro. That's yours.

The look and the long delay. on the broadcast for when he, they asked the question and he just. And they just fucking, yeah, it's like, well, then he just goes,

dude. Bro, the way, the way he's like loading up. He's like, you know how you like load a gun? That's Kiper's gun, bro.

Just clip after clip after. Right when they left fucking let him rip, dude. Yeah, I think I don't know about the Kiper clip, man. That's great. Kiper clip.

Load him up, baby. that's not good. Yeah, but it's interesting. Like, I'm wondering, I'll have to talk to him about it. I mean, it is NFL networks, so it's all of their shit.

Like, you know, some, some networks, like when I've done things on, on different shows and whatnot, like they kind of are like, ah,

yeah, like if I do something on Fox, they're like, yeah, we don't really want you to do like Collinsworth because he's NBC. You know?

Yeah, I get that. I get that. But I'm like NFL network. I mean, they got everybody. It's all, it's all of theirs.

They're all, The umbrella, babe. It's the umbrella. On my TV, there's like a free NFL channel. And I was like, okay. Bro, it's just been cheese highlights on my TV for three weeks. I haven't turned it off once. Why would I?

Yeah, we haven't even gotten to talk about that because literally Ben texted me on Sunday night of the Super Bowl. It was like a third quarter in the Super Bowl. And he was just like the classic. I get it every week on Sunday. You know, TG, time for T. tomorrow. Yeah.

And we were literally in the hospital watching the Super Bowl because my wife went into label. Well, she was like, it was just time to go to the hospital. She was having major contractions literally during the halftime show. Wow. The timing.

Halftime show happens to her credit. We're all sitting there like watching Usher. And then once it was over, she was like, I think we need to go. Okay. Usher did it. Yeah.

So, right. So we're in there. And I was like, yeah, probably going to have to sit a couple weeks out. Riley's literally in labor But yeah

We got admitted And we watched The whole second half pretty much In the hospital Just getting ready for Getting ready for the baby to come Kind of dope Yeah

Super Bowl baby But yeah we haven't gotten to talk about that I watched it on I watched it on TikTok Like the live broadcast Hell yeah That's cool It was just like some Midwest

family. They're just like streaming it in their living room with some like mom that's just like oh my god, should I show them the commercials? Like I just felt like I was just in their house like they invited me over. It was perfect. Yeah, it was like your experience in a regular Super Bowl party because you just would have

kind of been in the back room weirdly eating almonds and carrots by yourself. Chocolate covered almonds during the Super Bowl. Deal. Bro. Yeah, we ended up having a pretty nice little spread. I made

wings for everybody with medium sauce and a honey barbecue sauce and then Rye made a jalapeno popper dip and Rye's mom brought queso and we had the cookie God the dude when I say this was the best fucking cookie cake I've ever eaten in my life. It was

unbelievable. You do get some bad ones. It was I I've wanted to get a cookie cake for every week now and it is so good but I got a hold off. You know It's like a gift. Like, I can't. Yeah. You got to save the cookie cake for a birthday or Super Bowl in my house.

Hey, if you're, if you need an in between cookie cake, I'm telling you. And I'm not, this is no joke. The subway foot long cookie is cookie cake. You've had the foot. You've had the foot long.

That was, it was a who's buying this. And I was like, it's probably not going to be good. Say what? I, I just saw the one with the, uh,

halpinio jelly beans. Yeah. Whatever. But I didn't see it. I missed the cookie. The footlong. What kind of cookie was it? Just chocolate chip?

Yeah, they don't have any variety yet, but Subway, they just do the chocolate chip one, bro, and it's soft. Oh, my,

right when I ate it, I was like, Joey would, I literally thought of you. I was like, this is a cookie cake. That you can just pick up on your way home like that?

Oh my God. It's insane. Yeah, but, yeah. Super Bowl was good, dude. Just laid on my bed.

I didn't watch it like this. I know we're talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, but I've seen some more TikToks that were like of the after party where all these people are going conspiracy theorist and they're showing clips of like Travis, you know, leaning over to Taylor Swift whispering around her ear and because they weren't really like doing anything. And then he whispers in the ear and they're saying that he's like,

hey, camera's coming. And then when the camera's there, then they start singing, love story together. Like, are you in on, do you think it's real now, still? No.

No. You think it's all front, huh? I think there might have been, they're, I do, yeah. It's just too,

it's just, man, there might have been like a little DM exchange between them that was real, like maybe two years ago. But I think, I think the NFL has their hands in it now, like big time.

Oh, they're going to some lengths, man. I don't, I don't, I don't know. I don't know if I subscribe to that. He's going to Australia and shit.

He's been to Argentina. He's going to Australia. She's going to every damn game. They're making out everywhere. They're holding hands. They might like each other. But like the setup wasn't organic. I don't think.

You know what I mean? Well, you don't remember last summer where during her tour, he went to the one in Kansas City and he tried to like give a friendship bracelet with his number. Oh. Then talked about it on his podcast, which is like the biggest podcast in the world right now. Okay, fine.

Because it doesn't work. It's real. It's real. It's real. Jesus Christ. You know, you don't just like you have to go through like layers of team to get to someone like her. Like you're not just like messaging her on Instagram,

you know? Yeah, true. She's not, she's not just on IG. Right. Just scrolling. She's not scrolling. That is what I want to know about people of that caliber.

Like, how often do you, do you ever look at it? They don't need to. I'd like to think I wouldn't ever. Oh. But it's such a part of our life now. I don't know if I don't know if I would be able to give it up. What a life that would be. Just.

Oh, yeah. Instagram. Yeah. Oh, you mean to just live? Right. that's never happening again no oh Instagram

hmm I forget I forget my username sorry dude what do you think about this new setup back here for the YouTube viewers I'm on my my my Shepter I love that

speaking of NFL network I'm on I'm on that shit right here got a little live nudes over the shoulder it looks amazing you need to spark that up what do you mean oh it's the fucking the batteries are dead or something. The outlets all the way in the dining room. Yeah, I get it.

There we go. Hey! Hey, Dexy. Damn. It's off. Yep. But it was. I had it on like 24-7. That's probably why I went dead.

But yeah, I got Chuck Null, autographed helmet. Right there. Hey, look, Cordell Stewart, Home Alone action figure. Dude, Chuck Knowle's got to be the oldest name in the world. Chuck Noel. A personalized Senior Bowl football to me

because when I went down there and did that gig. Senior bowl's lit. There's always one guy. One guy at the Senior Bowl who's stock just sky rockets. And you're like, but he did ball out in the Senior Bowl. How about Recy's just being like, we'll take it, we'll take the Senior Bowl. Yeah, that's us. And it's everywhere, dude.

They got the mascot there and shit. Their numbers are like Recy's font. I'm like the Senior Bowl? Hey, speaking of weird sponsorships, I found out yesterday that Sierra Mist is now starry. Yeah. Wow, you didn't know that? No. Oh, I guess I'm in the grocery store.

a lot. But, uh, yeah, I don't like it. I mean, talk about the All-Star Weekend, an indie.

Starry three-point competition, shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Billboard, it's posters, signs, fucking on the side of a truck.

It would just be a random truck and there would just be Miles Turner with starry all over it. Mm-hmm. I do like the colors, but it's just too close to Sprite. Like, you had to make it an S

you know. With the green and the yellow little mascot things like the lemon and the lime. Sierra missed. I mean, I get it. They probably don't want it to be two names. It could have just been missed. Ooh, Miss would be nice.

Sierra missed was always the drink at the friend's house that you weren't that close with but maybe he was having a sleepover and he got invited to. You kind of felt weird being there anyways. They'd order people. pizza and they'd be like, all right, go get your drink. And it would be like Sierra Mist and,

you know, another off brand kind of thing. You're like, I guess Sierra Mist will do. It's just a kind of, it'll do night, you know. Hey, you're kind of poor friend. He's like trying his best, but just like, bro, you just, you're just kind of poor dog. Hey, hey, the pizza, little Caesars. Yeah, you're like, on a Saturday? Hey, I'm like, look, that's great, I love it. But like, you know, you understand the situation.

You're either at a, you're either at a Papa John's and individual Coke can house or you're at a little Caesars and two liter of Sierra Mist house. Kind of poor. Kind of poor. Dad's not there the whole time.

You're like, the house is kind of, the mom's being real nice. Super sweet. And you're just like, yeah, okay, okay, okay. But they do.

Their video games are always on point. I'm like, you guys don't really have it going on. But the video game set up, they have like a big TV. You really like, where all this come from? All you can think about the back of your head is like,

I'm not going to be able to get comfortable sleeping the night. But though, right, right, right, right. Right, right. Right. Hey, but those, those are like sometimes the most fun like, like, like, oh, for sure.

You're like, dude, we kind of kicked it last. night. Like, we were like, that's when you really lock in. You're like, we're not going to have girls over because this is like the poor house. We're not, they're not coming here. You know what I mean? This is the above ground pool house type type shit. One story. When you pulled up, you're like, is this it? Kind of like, I hope not. Right. Right, right, right. That's one where you're like, mom be here at 8 a.m. tomorrow. 8 a.m. she's a

or it might be a I don't think I'm spending the night bailout you ever pull the bail out your mom's got like hey my mom's got to come get me what bro that's sad

it's always like three three friends at the poor house and like one of them's got to go so then it's just you two and you're like damn bro we're in this together man the three to two dynamic is totally different

That's crazy. See you at basketball practice. Jesus. Totally different. Yeah, but it's a good, it's a good, like, it's a good, like very solid boys night.

Because no girls, no distractions. You're getting pizza, video games. Oh, you're playing a couple seasons of NCAA or Matt. Like,

you're locked. It's a campaign night. Yeah. Oh, God, the way we want to play video games. I know. The dad always,

like, comes home kind of drunk. Hey, living room, like Sigs. He comes in the video game room and kind of is like inquiring, but then just kind of standing there. You're so scared.

You can tell something's a little off. You can tell something's a little off. So scared of him. You're like, what's your dad do? I don't even want to know. He like builds airplanes. You're like, what? Hey, the mom, though, she just wants to make sure you're okay the whole time.

She's making you breakfast in the morning. Dude, that's what I was about to say. that house, probably the best food set up. And you get down to it. Because you're going to have pizza, but then like the mom's going to be hooking it up. She's going to make you cookies after. She's going to have a bunch.

She was the kind of mom who just comes from the, like knows the friends are coming over that day. So she goes to the store and gets a whole bunch of fucking chips and shit. Dude, that mom. Bad about it because it's like, yeah, this is all.

I went and gone for you guys. And you're like, bless that mom's heart, bro. Yeah. The garage, the garage fridge that like, you said the living room smells like Sigs, the garage,

that's all, like the dad goes out there to like watch NASCAR and smoke Sigs. And, but the fridge is fully stocked. Yeah. There might even be some country time

lemonade in there. You're kind of afraid to go out there in the garage, especially if dad's out there, like, you know, doing whatever he's doing. But,

but like when he sees, he's like, come get a drink, man. Yeah. And you're like, wait, maybe I do like this house. But then you guys rough house a little bit too much or like your friend or your friend like kind of mouse off to his mom a little bit.

Yeah. And the dad fucking goes nuts. Whoa. And you're like, I, yep, confirmed. I, I'm still scared of that guy. Rough house, bro. I can just, I can just remember my dad being like, so what'd you do at, uh, Chad's house? You guys just rough housing around?

I was like, what the fuck does that eat? even mean. I'm like, he just thinks we wrestled for 24 hours. But there would be like one hour where we'd like come up, we'd play me and my friends would come up with some game where we were like literally fighting each other. Yeah, like knee football. Oh, that was so much fun. But one of your friends always had jeans on and you're like, can you change and get serious about this? someone just

it is inevitable that someone is just gonna hit their head on the fucking fireplace the fireplace bricks and you're like well we're this close to a hospital trip maybe a death part of the deal babe

don't hey don't come across my middle you come near this couch your head's getting split open on the bricks big dog dude hey but you like you take somebody down you know knee football style and they kind of hit their back too hard on the ground and the ground's like you know the house is kind of poor yeah so it makes like a big loud noise yep and the mom like

breaks character and she's like what was that and you're like everybody just freezes yeah it's just cement it's basically the astro turf it's just cement under that thin layer of carpet do they have a basement unfinished as fuck that that or it's like one of those like in between houses where like you walk in and it's the main level but there's like a little bit of a yeah a little bit of a basement duplexed yeah dude the duplexes way hard you have hey in that house though you're downstairs what you're not it's like well this is like our little cubby oh yeah we can like do some weird shit down here bro but it's not that scary like an unfinished basement yeah hey hey it's where you watch porn let's just

We're all thinking it. Hey, but you got to be careful with those because it's not fully downstairs so like the mom can peek around the corner anytime and you got to be quick on it. Yeah, you got to have your big toe on the shutoff switch on the computer. Just in case, dude.

Dude, is that his mom? And then you turn it off like prematurely. You're like, damn it. Oh, no. Dude, I thought too quick of a big toe truce. trigger, bro. It's like, yeah, there's so many, like,

you just mentioned the roughhousing with your dad. There's so many, like, you know, hard-o dads and old-school dads who, you know, they don't want their sons to be gay, but then, like, they want them to go roughhouse and watch porn with other dudes. That's so funny, man. So funny.

What you mean? You wrestle around rough houses and all sit there and get hard together? You guys are gay. You guys are the problem. But, yeah, a, the poor friend's house,

for some reason, their internet was always just on point. You know? They have like, really. Yeah, yeah, like you're playing video games online

and their connection is just, just through the roof, huh? House is a little disheveled, but the internet set up, you're like, how did you guys pull that off? Great internet. Yeah.

Like, are we close to a tower here? Oh, his dad's like an engineer, so that's why. His dad works for AT&T. So they, his dad works for lynxys. That's why they have the good router. In my entire childhood in eighth grade, it was just figuring out the router so I could play online.

Jesus. Got good amount of leftover clubhouse here. Let's talk. team these guys at gmail.com this comes from jenny the subject is 1% female listener here to talk jerseys oh jenny

jenny says ben and joy I'm a day one female listener and one of the first episodes you guys talked about emptying the bathroom trash can and it might be the hardest I've ever laughed at a podcast every time I look at a bathroom trash can I think about that Yep.

Anyway, I'm a huge Bill's fan and my fiancee's a big Steelers fan. One of my biggest jersey... Okay, so, Jenny, come to my show on Buffalo. I'd love to have you guys there. Bill Steeler's great uniform game. Yeah.

One of my biggest jersey pet peeves is when modern day style jerseys are printed for guys from previous eras when that jersey didn't exist yet. Oh. We've been brainstorming some good examples. Marshall Falk or Kurt Warner

printed on the current L.A. Rams jerseys. Ew. Laddani and Thompson on the current Chargers jerseys. Literally die. This is the worst one because this one hits really close to home right here. You ready for this? Not really.

Ugh, do it. Reggie Miller on the current Pacers jerseys. Just kill me. Oh, no. You know, the guy dicing that up on the computer is like you know, even he regretfully like sends that in. He's like, God damn it.

I hate that, bro. That is very like, it's sickening to see your brain immediately recognizes something's wrong when you see one of those out in public they give me the ick thoughts from the clubhouse squirt ketchup and mustard all over me put me through a flaming table and slap my ass but not with a terrible towel

because my franchise is cursed enough as is what a what a what an email that's great yeah I mean that's and another on top of that too I mean you nailed those those are great example is the Reggie Miller one. I mean, just slam my head through a fucking wall thinking

about it. This is not right. But I also hate when, you know, so like if your team, like the Steelers played in Super Bowl 43 and they wore white jerseys, I hate when I see a black Steelers jersey that has the Super Bowl 43 logo on. I'm like, that's not the one. That didn't, uh, huh? Imagine buying that. It pisses me off. Imagine buying. that. My dad has one. What is he thinking, bro? Call him right now. I need to know the reasoning. No, you don't have to, but do it.

It's one of those. It was, he bought it like the week of the Super Bowl when it was an indie. Apparently, this vendor was just on the street and it was like a $20 Heinz Ward jersey. Okay. Had the logo on it and so he bought it. But the fact that he's even selling that, I mean, who's printing it? not right. It's incorrect. It's super bootleg. So I get it. And if it was 20 bucks, I've been that guy, dude. I've walked in that trap. And I was, I was driving down the road and I saw like a yard

sale and had a bunch of jerseys. And I was like, I got to check this out. This is crazy. Like a garage sale off like Madison or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like familiar with the area. It's not bad. Like it's not, I'm not in like a weird place. And they just have like 30 jerseys like hung up like hung up like towels in their front yard. I was like, know exactly what you're talking about. It's across the street from that flab jacks, right? Yeah, it's some.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, bro, what? Like, even if these are fake, I got to peep this, dude. I ended up walking out of there with a bulls Tony Coo coach. I was like, what? Even if it was fake, I was like, I had the cop. It was just crazy.

Yeah, that works for, you know, fucking Central Jersey Day, you know, like that. Yeah. All right, from Braden. Faking Sick and NBA coolest names. Hey, fellas, long time listener, first time emailer. I found the TG podcast because I watched FBoy Island and thought Benny was hilarious because he didn't take the show seriously. I started listening to the Espresso podcast and then found Johnson and Schmitty.

Joey, I totally remember faking being sick at a buddy's house because he always would beg our friend group to come over, but his mom had too many rules and his bed was super uncomfortable to sleep in. So every once in a while, I'd have to pull the quote, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm just going to get my mom to pick me up tonight. I feel you. Sometimes you got to make that call, man. The guy just call it in.

You know, like the government, the president did Armageddon, you know? Plan B, call it in. Can't do it twice, though. Can't do it twice. Yeah, you got to realize that, okay, this is, if I'm using this card right now, probably until like next summer, maybe if I come back, you know, you got to complete the sleepover transaction. There's got to be a couple normal sleepovers in between.

Right. Yep. Twice in a row. Now you're sick kid. That's a trend. Right. Then you're going to stop getting the invite. Oh, for sure.

But people are going to start calling you sick kid at school. That's a sick kid. Here's my list of coolest names from the NBA. Latrell Spiewell. Stroke. Two, Weiman Tisdale. Cheriochi parks.

Cedric. I don't even know these fuckers. Cedric Sabalos, Cabalos, Nick Van Exel. Yep. Grong spike, me head first into the turf, slap my ass and tilt's cherry red, and then spread my legs and kick a PAT through the uprights. Cheers.

Just wrong spiking. That's, I love it. Nick Van Exel's a really good name. All right. From Garrett. Cursed franchises. Hey guys, big fan here from Minneapolis, and I love the pod.

Hope to see you in my Minneapolis show, Garrett. Being a sports fan from Minnesota, I feel like all of our teams are cursed besides women's sports. Vikings, Blair Walsh missed kick, Gary Anderson missed kick, Gopher's Hockey National Championship loss, not to mention Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves, and Wild, all lost in the first round of the 2023 playoffs. Bills and bingles also come to mind. I was wondering what your take is on other cursed teams. I'd love to see you guys do some comedy in Twin City sometime.

Oh, there you go. May 7th. Lather me up in maple syrup and slap my ass with a hockey steak while you say, You bet you. Garrett. Minnesota Wild. Talk about a dope NHL team. I don't know anything about them, but man.

You need some wild gear. I'm thinking about buying my first NHL jersey. And I want it to be like a blank back, like just, you know, maybe like a 2010, just like a whatever. Minnesota Wild is up on that list, bro. That's a cool team. Baseball and hockey jerseys are. really good about having the blank on the back.

And I'm like, thank you for understanding. I really think they're the only two that you can wear a blank back. If you wore football or basketball blank back, I don't know. But baseball and drinking hockey for some reason. I think maybe because there's so much going on up here up front that maybe,

I don't know, but I just think those are the only two that work. On some, on some fucky jersey, getting like a Steelers blank front and back would be kind of hard. Like, I don't. don't know why, but just like, what's up?

You know what I mean? Hey, what's the Steelers logo still right above the left plate? The white, the white guitar pick NFL equipment. But the stripes on the sleeves, but just no player. Dude, please do that. Please do that. Please do that. No, dude, that's you, man.

Denim wash jeans. What's up? Hey, pumping gas at a gas station. What's up? Yeah, I would think that guy is definitely going to kill me. Oh, no. bag of Sour Patch Kids

All right Sour Patch Kids brought me back in There we go There I'm good Now I'm good Curse franchises Yeah definitely

Bingles Bills Uh I mean the Cubs were Forever obviously And thank God They're not No seriously When they won

I was like thank God dude Can we shut up about that I know Everybody Everybody probably was I'm sure Um

I don't know There's got to be like every team if they don't win in seven years we're cursed maybe the Cowboys you guys just suck maybe the Cowboys maybe they're getting into that

realm nah bro they need to move on they need a clean house and move on or maybe getting into that I mean we're close to 30 years removed and they always lose in colossal fashion okay the Des Bryant thing

thing okay okay Tony Romo slipping the ball slipping through his hands Poor Tony Romo Every year I was just like Dude they get bounced first round Like no doubt The Tony Romo 19 years in a row

First round exit to the Seahawks or some shit I was like Yeah He slipped dude Yeah yeah It ball fell out of his hands And then he got tripped up Trying to take it in

Looky the Pacers Pacers? Nah What do you mean nah? You think they're cursed? Yeah I just think that you know Bad draft picks

Now they're getting there Yeah but we've had a few Now we're getting their phases And every time they've ended disastrously Really? All right so you lose in the NBA finals in 2000 You had the best team in the NBA in 2004 the brawl happens.

Everything goes to shit. That season's down the dumps. And then pretty much that whole team gets broken up. Right? You know, Reggie Miller getting blocked by Tayshon Prince. Oh, God. God. I mean, kill me.

You know, I just think... I mean, the Pistons... The 2013, 2014 team is the number one seed, best team in the league. They collapsed miserably. They were a win. They were a lot of.

Collapsed miserably. The Paul George. snaps his leg in half. Victor Old Depot gets terribly hurt. That ends his whole era and run. You can make a case. Yeah. Sports stock.

Right, right, right, right, right. All right, right. Let's do one more here. Maybe two more. From Chris. God, I can do this podcast forever, bro. I know. Fun.

subject just reviews. Hey boys, big fan, long time listener up the show. I heard the podcast about dad's doing obscure things like wanting to be the announcer while watching sports and here's an odd one for you. My last name is Booth. So every time me and my dad would watch football and there would be a booth review, my dad would break down the play and make a call on what he thought the outcome would be and God help us if he was right. Slop my ass with a Brett Farve jersey with John Madden saying boom, every time he makes contact. P.S. Mike McKinsey and Al Harris. Thanks guys. Oh.

God dang. It's just every week. It really was hard being away from everybody for two weeks. You know, we got our little crew, but I fucking love our crew, and it's great.

And we just speak the same language, and it's awesome. Mike McKenzie and Al Harris. Imagine being Matt Hasselback and shotgun and just seeing those two on the edges. I'd be like, oh,

no. That did not end well for him. That's pretty funny. You got Sean Alexander to your right, so you're okay. 30. The Booth review, that's great. I would definitely capitalize on that if that was my last name too.

Booth. And it's spelled the exact same way too. Just a name like that. There's no E at the end. But what I would love is if your dad actually was the, the Gene Stereatory referee in the studio, and you did have an E on your last name. And then CBS, instead of making it Booth, B-O-T-H,

I get spelled, they would have B-O-T-H-E like. it's the last name. I love that shit. I love when they do that. Wait, wait, wait, what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. You know? They just keep it. Uh-huh. Yeah. Something feels good about that.

Feels real good. They get it. They get it. Um, how about we'll finish with DD here, because I don't think how we've ever had DD email in. Uh, D.D. says vitamin C graduation. or it might be vitamin C minus graduate Hey guys, love listening to the shah.

Did you ever have that guy in high school or college that was kind of cool, but just douchey enough to be a pain in the ass to be around? Would do shit like squeeze really hard when shaking your hand or roll your knuckles, then you'd have to pretend like it didn't hurt like hell. But do headlocks and neck squeezes just enough of the time to make you be like, God damn it, every time he saw him. But he'd say that he was just doing it to make you better. This guy wore his hat backwards too.

Slap my ass and tell me what Mike Tomlin should. Slap my ass and tell me what Mike Tomlin should. Tell me that Mike Tomlin should keep winning coach of the year. Shit. Yeah. I mean. Evan Lamasters. Yeah, Luke Burkart.

Bro, I was like, this guy's legit a bully. Like one wrong move, bro. And you're like, you're getting it, dude. You're dead. Dead. And I'm like, why is he so much stronger than everyone? It's crazy. I'm like, he has man strength.

This guy's Travis Kelsey. Backwards hat. Making you do weird shit. I'm like, I guess. I didn't sign up for this though. Making you stare at a light bulb or something. I bet I can beat you. I'm like, dude, I don't want to do this.

But you're going to smack my neck if I don't look at this light ball. Jeez, what am I? What? Yeah. No, I mean, hey, D.D. Me and Ben both played high school football and he played college football. So, yes. So many.

around. So many of those guys. Guys, do we have to, can we, can you just not make fun of me for one day? Yeah.

Like, hey, every time, every time I walk in the room, every day. I'm like, I'm really going to quit. Like,

I'm not kidding. I'm not going to quit. Like, I really want to quit. Hey, Drew, actually. Yeah,

low key, looky. Like, even for me, bro. He was like a brutally one. He was like, he just kind of like would roast you in front of the class but then he'd kind of take you a side after and like you understood you're like yeah I was like okay I just that's my role I have to hey at least he like wants to make fun of me that's how he gives you like the you'll be this guy one day yeah right you got to get initiated

god you were good at that you're all you're good at that you're open to being you're open to being you're open to being like made fun of because you knew. Yeah. You're gonna be that guy. And I was like, hey, maybe. I mean, yeah,

I'll play off the bit. Like, we can go at this. Like, it's all good. Hey, if they do that, then maybe like,

they'll buy me chewing tobacco on the weekend. Or I'll get invited to one of their parties because they like take me under their wing. That's what I thought of with you guys. And to my credit, it worked. It worked fairly well. I remember that's so hard.

I think you were a freshman when we were like, you were, yeah, right? you're a freshman and we were seniors. Yeah. And I don't know. There was like a football camp thing, dude.

And we're like the coaches or some shit. I don't know. But I don't know. There was some situation where it was like, or maybe we were juniors and you're in eighth grade or something like that. And, dude, we like,

I don't know. I might be getting too far into this. But it was like a Roncalli football camp thing. Oh, probably like, yeah, during the summer. And we would come and the players would be on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember like our side, like, I don't know, our, our people had like first pick. And I was like, dude, Mullenero, get Moulanero, get Moulonero, bro. Barnaby like get Mollonero first pick. He's the running back. I was like he's the, give him the pitch it to him, dog. He's gone. I do remember that. That was a big, that was a big moment.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. You just want to be accepted so bad, you know, it's so fun. I was telling him, bro. I remember saying this. I go, dude, when Molanero goes in the game, the leaves turn. And one of my friends is like, shut the fuck up. I was like, I'm telling you, dog, he's next.

He's next. He's next. Because like something happened and you like caught a screen pass and like the clouds came over the sky and I was like, it's starting, bro. I'm telling you, dog. Oh, that's awesome. did scar me because now my son wears Nike socks

and Adidas shoes and it kind of fucked me up. So thank you. Yeah, when he's a fucking kid. You're just throwing on whatever's available. Come on.

Don't do that. Don't. I know. I'm gonna come over and bully him. Yeah. Good. And I'll be like,

you know what, son and make you better. All right. We're just, we're just the fuck. The Luke Burkhardt to Evan LaVastard. Backwards.

Evan Norse. Evan Norse. too kind of. Oh, Evan Norris. We got to shut up. We got to shut up. Evan Norris was, bro. O.G. bully.

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