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Episode Date: December 31, 2024

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Why are there things like that, you know? Whoa, somebody got a new... Somebody got... Oh, Tumblr alert! Yo! Can't tell if he's drinking or not. Somebody let me know! Not bad for a fat guy.

These guys, TG-115. These guys, these thighs, these cries. These cries. Hey, speaking of crying. What are we going to do? when TikTok's gone forever. Am I the only one that's like really sad about that? Because it's going to happen?

No. You don't think so? All right. This time seems a little more serious than last, like other times. Okay, okay, okay. All right, you sure? Gone over five years of having TikTok

and I feel like multiple times of year there's something about some band, somewhere happening, something that they've just, oh, roll over at 6 a.m. There you go. TikTok's still on the phone. I know. I was like you like two weeks ago, but now I'm like, oh, God.

Well, like, how am I going to know when, that's the only way I know anything is TikTok. How else would you know anything? This could be good. This could be a good development for you, for your life. So now I've got to, what, read the paper? Just go on Instagram, bro. Instagram sucks, man. man.

Instagram's everything I saw in TikTok four weeks later. I'm like, God, still gets on it every 16 seconds. Watch the Today Show. Absolutely not, dude. No commercials and real TV. If I was in a hotel every night, I'd be watching the Today Show, bro. It's very comforting. Hoda's about to leave.

Who? Hoda. Who's that? Who's that? She's the co-anchor of the Today Show. Oh, I thought it was a Star Wars. Wars character. Sounds like a Star Wars

character. TG. 115. Let's push Tickies real quick. Rutherford, New Jersey, January 9th. Mommy is coming to town.

Da, da, da, can't wait. Chicago, February 12th, Rosemont, February 13th, Valentine's Day weekend.

Or I think. What day is Valentine's Day on? Is that move? Does that move every? Friday. Is it always on Friday? No. Or is that one of those ones? February 14th.

Right, right, right, right. So New Jersey, January 9th, Chicago, Chicago, Head and Goal, February 12th, and Rosemont, February 13th. See you soon. Get tickies right underneath here in the link or go to Bennypolice.com. Hey.

Who is it? Luis Gonzalez. Guy who wears. Guy who wears all the stuff he got for Christmas right after Christmas. Who is it? Johnston here. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice.

Kind of always wanted this, this jersey. Black, black with the purple. Black driving in the back. It's just so sick, bro. So many outlines. Oh, it's so hard. So hard. Baseball jerseys.

I had a Tony my sister big time oh I had a little moment I flew back here to L.A. And I just like had I kind of just had a day

where I was like I kind of don't have to do anything today. So I went to this store, new store called classic football shirts but it's like soccer. Dude,

just a store packed with kids. I'm talking just the rarest dude, it was the coolest. experience ever. I kind of forgot that Hollywood has some cool little shops and shit like that, that like nobody else has.

Mitchell and Nest store. Did you have a little post-Christmas Christmas for yourself? I did. Oh, well, I'm sad. I'm going to get this because I got some Christmas money. And then right next door, the Mitchell and Nest store? I was like, oh, like the real one. Like it wasn't a fake one or like just one of those boutiques that are like, you know, a one-off. Like they have sizes in the back, you know.

usually when you go to a store it's just like they have they have one pair yeah i gotta show you what i got hey could we do a haul real quick christmas hall i hate that christmas these guys hole yeah michael annes though you want that to be your lawyer you're gonna like this dude i just could i couldn't pass it up just saw him there and the fact that it was like it was in it was in Hollywood just made him even cooler. Oh, dude, these are so gas, bro. Hey, pockets, pockets?

Come on, babe. Dude, that just, that changed my life. This changed, name one thing that changed the way you live every single day. Pockets on authentic shorts. Just saying, all right, that's it for me. On authentic college and pro shorts. I'll never figure.

I was, yeah, we were part of that generation that they were so cool. We couldn't believe that you could go and get authentic Michigan State stitch shorts that you're like, I don't give a fuck if there's pockets in it or not. I'm getting it. It was always Michigan State. Like 2013, 2014, all of a sudden pockets, it's over. Dude, I was at a point where I was like, do I take these to like a tailor and put pockets in them? I had that done to a couple shorts, I think. But it was just, dude, when they got them, it was like, yes. Then I started to think, Do they have pockets when they play in games? Can you imagine?

Some dude from Kansas State just at the free throw line. It makes sense. Guys on the bench checking Twitter. Checking TikTok. Oh, my phone's on me. He checks into the game with his phone on him. Full court press phone in his pocket. Boom, boop, get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out.

Hey, weirdest thing of all time. Hey, weirdest thing of all time growing up. no one ever told me but I was taking the ball out full court press and the ref goes you can run the baseline I was like what are you talking about you can run the baseline

I was like bro like dude if nobody tells you that like prior to the situation bro tight game 16 seconds left and the ref tells me I can just run around the gym and throw the ball in also yeah it's like

I was like, you want me to drop back? Hey, the one thing you can't do in basketball, right? Not dribble. Now you can just do that. This is so stupid, bro. No one told me. My mind and my legs literally couldn't compute that. Even when they told me I could, I was like, that's a travel.

Like, I'm traveling. You can't do that with a basketball on your hands. Golden rule of basketball. You can't move when you're taking it out. Okay. Well, now you can just run everywhere. I'm like, what's it? I still don't get it.

I'm like, why is this, how come this situation only? Bro, it's insane. But then when I figured it out, the next day I practiced my coach was like, I'll just let you know when you can do it. And I was like, okay, because the next time I had that opportunity, bro, I was fucking gone. First quarter after the first inbound, you're just sprinted. They're like, hey, what?

You can't, no, you can't do that. Turnover. Yeah, I was like to say, if I can do this every time, I'll do it every time. This is after the first layup, yeah. Turn in the corner. The ref's so excited to be able to do that too. Has the ball in his hands, a whistle hanging out of his mouth? Dude, I ref- He drops it.

All right. Calls refs love the most. Charge. Oh, yeah. Charge and block, honestly. They like- Because charge, charge. Charge could get the crowd going either way, you know.

If you're the home crowd and the home team does it, you get those people on their feet. But also, if it's a block, you get a little hip thrust in there. Oh, yeah, they love it. You know their wife. Ooh, Robert, really getting into that call, huh? Also, so funny thinking back to when you were playing basketball growing up, the refs were either a community pillar that everybody knew.

Yeah, I was like, oh, Mr. Perry. You always had five days. I saw it. I saw that LA Fitness. I was like, dude, Mr. Perry, OG ref. Mr. Perry, Mr. Werner, just pillars of the community, right? Either that or just like the biggest piece of shit ever. Yeah.

God, dude, there's some refs you just cannot stand, man. There's always that one ref. Ew. Piece of shit, ref. The ref that called over the back all the time. I didn't know that was a rule when I was in four. fourth grade. I didn't know over the back was a thing. And I could jump higher than everyone when I was in fourth grade because I was this size. Bro, and I was just like mossing everybody. And I got called for over

the back like 85 times in a game. My cut just like you can't. And I was like, I can't what? Like grab it? Tough lessons to learn, bro. Didn't know any rules. How are you supposed to know? It was the stern ref. It was the pillar ref that would call it too. Like a piece of shit, ref, you're always just like, honestly got to the point. You're like, dude, do your job. this isn't a running clock. Call something. Yeah. I know you're just collecting a paycheck here.

Call a foul. Good. This kid just took four steps with the ball when he's not supposed to, in bounds. You're not calling anything. It was the pillar ref, the pillar of the community ref that would really be on your ass.

Coach would be kind of talking shit to him too because they were buddies. Yeah. You know, you call that pit? You know what they call that pet? I was like, damn, they know each other. and the Colts games on this dude's trying to get out of here

coaches when they would call the ref or the umpire by their name oh I was like I was like bro this is this might be a fight I might have to like break up coach and the ref uh huh uh huh

uh huh it always freaked me out too when I'd see like we know during football season one of them would be ref in the game and then all of a sudden they'd show up without the hat and the shorts or whatever for the basketball season oh whoa

whoa that's what his head looks like. You do this too, bro? Bro, one time one of my friends' brothers was reffing our game. I was like, you're not gonna like, you don't have like money on this, do you? I was like, I know the ref. How am I supposed to trust you? I was like, I've seen you at your worst, dude.

You gave me a swirly three weeks ago when I was ever at your house. You called me a bitch and took all my pizza off my plate like three weeks ago. now you're just behind me as we're playing St. Pius. For conference, come on. Right. I know you're not giving me the benefit of the doubt, but hey, that's also when, like, you know, you're from the same side of town,

so then he would, you know, back you up big time against, you know, Pius or whatever. Yeah. Did he score or not? I don't know. Fuck those Northside kids, though. Yep. Six.

Northside school's so much better than Southside schools growing up. God. Dude. I'm like, what do they do? doing over there? Do they have camps? I just tell me the secrets. It was nine days. It was like, it was like when Notre Dame plays a directional school or a military academy. It's so bad. Notre Dame, by the way, not a sports podcast, not a sports

or reminiscent podcast. Forgot the disclaimer. Notre Dame's social media lately, someone knows what they're doing. Yeah. To the point that I'm almost like, dude, just go Irish, bro. Whoa,

from you? Bro, they just have a whole different swag now because they have like young Jeezy playing in the background. They just have like cool-ass edits.

I'm like, I kind of like this. I don't like Notre Dame, but the age-old question, would we all like Notre Dame more if they were Nike? It just doesn't fit. It just doesn't fit.

They're so Adidas. Yeah, it's just one of those things that even when you think, you know, you try to think about it and convince yourself, you're just, I can't even let my mind go there because it just doesn't make sense. It doesn't seem right. Doesn't seem right. Tennessee, Notre Dame, just always going to be Adidas to me. That's just how it goes.

There's a couple other squads too, but. UCLA. Oh, so Adidas. They're Jordan right now. I'm like, guys, be yourself. Be yourself. even Michigan I think we talk about this every podcast

but I can talk about every podcast I'm like Michigan is just swoosh they're not Jordan sorry Jordan's cool but there's not they're just Nike right here like on the same level like a tier under Oregon is Michigan I think

Oregon's so swoosh yeah see because I still think about I don't know why but maybe it's just because it was so bad also IU Adidas forever Um, yeah. I don't know why, maybe because it's so bad, but the Michigan,

the Adidas with Michigan, the Adidas Michigan era still sticks to me somehow. Not that I liked it, but like I said, I think it was just because it was like, what is happening? It's still kind of those weird, you're wearing those weird socks

with the stripes on the back of them and that kind of weird L line on it. Huh? That was such a weird era. When Adidas was bad, tagging teams because they're just throwing money at them. I was like, that is not what this is. Ew, you're messing with like the whole culture.

It was gross, man. It is kind of still in there, though. It's like Michigan hasn't like gone away from it. I feel like there's a little bit of Adidas still lingering around in the Michigan. I'm like, I can't even because they're not the same. Michigan isn't the same since they had Adidas. You're like the lacrosse team or like the water polo team still rocks the Adidas skier. Practice.

You know, like there's some Adidas Michigan practice pants laying around the locker room still and you're like, get those out! That's not you guys. Heard a cool story. My sister told me that and someone told her, so it's passed down. But you know when IU,

not a sports podcast, not a branding podcast. Uniform podcast, yeah. Not a uniform podcast. All I want to talk about is this. When IU rebranded their football team, you know, they had like the circle logo, Randall L. Era, I, you Red. I could

forget. Black. Numbers look like kind of future Hoosiers right here. They only kept it for like three years or something like that because they were going to rebrand the whole entire school, but Bobby Knight was like it doesn't work for basketball.

So they just had it for football for like three years and dropped it. Because Bobby Knight was like it doesn't that's not. It doesn't translate to basketball or he just hated it or something like that. I don't know. Personally, I kind of like it. Yeah, the football shit was cool. I mean, he has a good point.

I see both sides because you know that Bobby Knight is just like an old guy who hates everything that's new and that young people wanted to do. So he just acts because of that. But then also he does have a point with uniforms like Indiana basketballs, like Alabama and Penn State footballs, like Notre Dame football, like UCs. LA basketball. It's like you don't really, there's really no need for change. Like the, it was honestly kind of weird. You remember when IU was like straight red and white? It was like go big red. And then they went to cream and crimson. Do you remember that time?

Hell you. A Tom Coverdale era. Was that cream and crimson? No, that was red and white. I liked red and white. Yeah. Right. That's, like that's Indiana. And then they went to the more cream and crimson and I think it was kind of along the lines of when Tom Crean. Tom Crean. Right. And they had the shirts the cream and crimson. Yeah. I don't know if he brought that on just for marketing ploy with his name or if they just

felt that they needed to go more cream and crimson instead of just red and white. But for me, growing up, you know, my uncle's a diehard I.U guy. Still is with basketball and everything. It's my grandparents too. They had a little fucking picture of Bobby Knight. in their kitchen. Like, I use just the big red and white. I like the red and white.

I do. Cream and crimson, I'm like, is this Oklahoma? Even they just go white in like burgundy, you know? Yeah. That was always my first thought. I was like, Oklahoma's not red. And they're not really, this is kind of blended lines here. Bro, the Indiana's football team and Oklahoma's football team,

if they played each other. other spring game yeah just spring game vibe when you pick the same team on nca college football you're playing online dude i i couldn't stand that i probably lost 10 games because i wanted to be texas and somebody else was texas turn off the ps2 yeah can't do it but also uh i u red white and black if they would have kept it it it's too much like cincinnati a little bit and cincinnati's way too close. That's true. That's true. Cincinnati, the OG red black and white school, I think. Can't really, uh, so Midwest of me to say, but there's not many other schools that do it like

that. Not bad for the guy. Guy showed up with an Halleke Pierce, Cincinnati jersey. So sick. You sure reminded me of that. And I think, uh, I don't, it had, it had his last name on the back. And it was Adidas era. bro he had to he had to get her from the bookstore or something bro it was too legit I think he said he got it online but I was like there's no way where

Ali Express from where we were right are they doing an Alec Pierce Cincinnati Jersey dude they do whatever you want from where we were sitting on stage and you know it was a 12 and so I kind of read it backwards thought it was a 1-5 and so I thought it was a

Tony Pike from like the 09 Marty Gileard, Tony Pike, Brian Kelly days. Dude, you said Marty Gileard? I'm really excited. During a live pod. Did I think all my hair fell out. How sick was he? Can we talk about Marty Gileard for a second?

Bro. Marty Gileard. The Rooka Shell necklace? Just chilling. Roddy White of college football. It was. Braids coming out of the back. Like, can Cincinnati beat Florida?

They got stomps. But, uh, so bad. In the all white. Dude, that was the OG, like, watching Hawaii on Christmas Eve and watching that Cincinnati, Florida game can't get any more Christmas break than that. Why was that the month? Dude, it was so late. Like, I think I was playing like a, I was like on my PSP.

Just like, was it after Christmas or was it before? After, yeah. It was a sugar bowl. So it was probably like New Year's Eve or New Year's Night. Dude, I love the Sugar Bowl, bro. I'm going to start crying. My sister and my brother-in-law are so pissed because Notre Dame is playing in the Sugar Bowl. And it starts at like literally 9 p.m.

You know, and meanwhile, I'm sitting over here, I'm like, that's gas. Those lights on those gold helmets. Wait, who are they playing? I should so now, but who they're playing? Georgia. Why don't I like Georgia Tech so much more than Georgia? Why is it? Why are there things like that?

you know whoa somebody got a new somebody got oh tumbler alert yo

can't tell if he's drinking or not somebody let me know I've had this dude let me get my line real quick I I've had that brother I know I'm just playing but uh

didn't get that dude I had such a grown up Christmas man for the clubhouse I had a couple of people message me P queen? No queen. The people message you like, did you get one?

Yeah, I had a couple. Everybody wanted to know. Hey, did you end up getting that? And I was like, nah. But you know what I did get? What? I got a white pair of Air Force One low tops. Hard.

Dude, I felt like it was 2009 again. I was like, I'm about to watch Florida Cincinnati Sugar Bowl. This is crazy. AF1 low? Dude, you got the low, I got the high. Let's 2008. You know, you just need a good white sneaker, dude. But the problem, the problem with the Air Force, it's almost too white.

Oh, you got to beat them up a little bit. That's the fun part. I don't like that. I have trouble. Like, I get really scared to wear them anywhere because I'm just like, dude, these looks so good and I'm so happy with them that I don't want to wear them out and even scuff them a little bit. Because once the scuff comes, then it's over.

It's just, yeah. Flood gates are open. Blood gates are open. You got to fight off that first scuff. That's tough, man. You're wearing them in the house and shit? Pretty much. Remember, you used to get new shoes and your dad make you wear them in the hat?

That was so sick. Because I grew up in a shoes off household. Got new basketball shoes for the upcoming season, break them in, wear them in the house. I was like, oh, going up the stairs. Breaking them in. How about that being the biggest myth ever? Breaking in shoes. Right?

Like we don't... What do you mean? Well, I mean, you need a little bit more time than like doing a lap at dick's sporting goods, you know? No. I always got me, dad. Hey, give me a little downback. How do they feel?

It's like, yeah, I'm going to be able to tell this light jogging dicks going over to the women's section and coming back. Not one time was I ever like, doesn't feel right. Right. Hey, need another pair. You're like, hey, Dad, this is a pair of LeBron's in 2008, okay?

I'm going to want them no matter what. They could fucking kill my feet. They could be like high heels and I'd be like, nah, I'm good. These are the ones. What if you really did that realistically? Frankie's first pair of basketball shoes, you have him like running up downs and suicides, like in a dick sporting goods, just like really getting a feel for it.

you got the ball this one the combine drill yeah you buy cones at dick's sporting goods set them up have for him doing

three cone drill you bring the stop wash beep yep just really breaking that bar but I will definitely I know inevitably that'll come out of my mouth

all right now move around a little bit see how they you know they feel good when you're moving around it'd be what are you doing if you're not checking a little bit, you know.

These got to get a little in-store check. Yeah, slap the ground. Three-two zone. Baseline's your friend. That drill, well, I didn't even, like, it was just a slide drill, the defensive slide drill where you'd have to go from one end of the free throw to the other. Close-out drill, too.

You know what, you know what, you know what day you're doing those? The fucking two days after Christmas when you just want to play video games. Dude, were we off on December 26 or did we have practice? Dude, sometimes I think we had practice. I was like, damn. Already?

What I was talking with about that? I was talking with that the other day, shoot. Oh, I was talking with DJ Seabuck about it because I was over at his place the other night and we were joking about your tweet and what we were talking about with just that day of practice after Christmas. The whole day.

And I was thinking about that. And I was like, I'm pretty sure, yeah. I mean, I played my freshman year of high school. We definitely had practice the day after Christmas. Maybe I can't remember, but we might have even like the morning of Christmas Eve. Oh, that's a good day though. That's a good practice. That's like a.

It's like coach's wife would bring donuts or some shit. Yeah. And it's like the coach feels guilty. And the players are like, you know, the coach knows we shouldn't be doing this, but he does it anyway. So it's like a kind of a scrimmage practice. You know, totally different mood from the coach. You know, we're not, hey, we're just, today we're just, we're being loose.

Five on five. Hey, let's run up and down. Hey, no plays, no, just throwing lobs, like doing cool stuff. Behind the back passes. Well, let's not get too crazy. We had a practice like that, bro. We had one. But then the bitch of that is that in the back of your head the entire time on Christmas

Eve morning, if you're practicing and you're just running up and down, right? From up and down. The back of your mind, you're saying, man, this is fun. And I'm going to have Christmas off. But that practice on the 26th? Oh, mama. Then all of a sudden, you know you're doing. Yep, right in.

As soon as you get in the door, dude. As soon as the stretches are over, as soon as he blows the whistle, for the first time. Let's go. Chill, drill, chill, drill. Come on. Slides,

slide spin, slides, spin. And then you're like, oh my God, dude. Depressed. It was a full court, like,

I forget what it was called. But you like hit a layup, pass it to the outlet and then run, hit another layup, pass it to the, I forget what that was called, but that one,

I was like, yo, this is going to be tough. Oh, dude, you know, it got me so hard. This got me so, this,

I was still a little messed up about it. First day. Seventh grade basketball. All right. Let's do this. I don't know. Should be okay. Pretty good last year.

Five man weave. I'm like, what do the other two guys even do? Dude, I was so done for. So done. It didn't compute, dude. Bro, I mean, the first day. Never been dumber.

Never been dumber. But there's always three kids that are like, oh, yeah. I'm like, shut the fuck up. How do you know how to do this? under the gun too you got your homies watching you I'm like I can't I gotta go home and study this for five hours

why did every basketball coach why do they all have that same yell too let's go come on come on Balazzi come on let's go push push push look out it always did dude look up is this number one

because man when I was coaching like football and stuff it was always look up even in football everybody Bray, you're 13 playing basketball Look up Down, yeah And then inevitably, yeah

By that time he's yelled Look up eight times You finally do Tulane, Tulane! You're like, I know, I want to go watch Tulane play Bowling Green and the Gasparilla Bowl. I also want to do that

and not be here on December 27th. I just want to get in the ball. I just want to get in a ball in the corner of the couch right now and watch a sugar bowl tonight maybe there's some chili on the stove just saying coach coacher

December December January chili Chile Sylverry September and October September November to me Oh no Chile in December is where it's at Never forget This is very personal memory of mine

The Vikings played somebody Dude I kind of think it was the Falcons Like in that in that playoff game where it was like, it was just so, I can't remember. We got snowed out the next day, though. Vikings, Falcons,

it might have been a Gary Anderson moment for the Falcons. Randy Moss went off, but it was snowing so hard outside and had chili. Never forget that. Everybody's got their chilly moment. That was mine.

NFC championship? Was it when Mike Vick split the defenders in overtime? It might have been, it might have been, Chandler era. Something like that. I don't know. It was a...

Maybe I'm confusing something, but it really does seem like Falcons Vikings. God, what up? This also, like for some reason, I remember this the other day. Dude, remember when Fox had a that little like sound effect

when someone would score? They don't have that anymore. That, that, and the... Oh, somebody would Someone would run down the sky Touchdown. T.J. Duck it. And then the points would rack up on the scoreback.

Oh! T.J. Duckett in from the three. Oh! See, that's kind of coming back to me, but I just remember the fucking Star Wars robot. What was it? When they do that, though? Like when would that noise?

Sam! To Owens in the corner! Touchdown, Eagles! On the top of the... Bring back cool shit. Bring back cool sounds. Dude, like, I could have been in a hole... I could have been outside.

And I hear, what happened immediately? Do Staley in from the six? Let's go Eagles. Just take, take, take. Take a zapper. Take a machine, like a handheld zapper. Get me with it and have the scorebugs sound from Fox and I'd be happy. Put it right on my ass. VAL. Let me say. Perfect. You get tased. Just jumped over the Eagles. Steelers up 14. Nothing on Fox in Pittsburgh. So hard, whatever the Fox would be in Pittsburgh. Dude, you're out. You're drunk. You're causing a scene. You get tased by the cops. You're like,

What's up? What's the score? Farve the Freeman? What'd you say? It's snowing in Lambo? You're completely sober after that. Garcia or Rice? Dole Joe Buck on the call? Do you remember that?

O.G. Joe Buck. Dole Buck. Before Joe Buck was Joe Buck. Just dole. Yeah. You don't remember that? If you go back and watch, I think, I don't remember what year it was that he decided to like kind of amp it up a little bit. Oh, and he did.

The octaves. Yeah, but there was a long period of time when the must exceed, she's trying to summer all it. The most exciting plays would happen. Manning escapes, throws down field. Tyreek caught it

on his helmet with one hand. For some reason I kind of like that a little bit. Like, I don't know. It's just a summer all. It's just a summer all in us. But I don't know. I like Buck now that he digs. It's own. No, the guy kicks it up a little bit. Oh yeah. That is sick. Okay, I know exactly what you're talking about. That does feel good to hear. Raises the octave. Yeah. He gets hype. He gets

hype. And you're like, if Joe Buck's getting hype, I'm getting hype. And dude, where Joe Buck really shines, though is the beginning of the game. You know, when they're you are watching I mean, like that shit goes it's so hard in like Denver Stadium or something. Can you give me one?

That's, well that's been a sound on TikTok for like four years now. Every like July August, around that time when everybody's really itching to get to football even the girls are itching to get to football and it'll be like a girl snuggled up the couch with a blanket.

She's got a book. And it's all text on the screen. It's like POV. It's October 10th and it's a chilly day and Chili's on the pot and your husband's watching his fantasy game. And it's just the sound is a Fox music and then Joe Buck. Well, we're going to have a fun one at Lambo field between the Rams and the Packers. Yep.

Yep. This is the time too. What week is it in the NFL? 18. Oh. Well, actually, when we record this tonight, I got my championship fantasy,

not who cares about fantasy, but I'm in the championship. I need Jamir Gibbs to get 19 points, and I win. So hold now for that. But then afterwards, it's week 18. Final week of the season.

And like you said, football's over. Football's over right now. Sorry, boys. Football's over. So enjoy it. Enjoy it. Well,

I'm going to have a fun one here. God, that's so hard. Top ten things said during football games. That's all I want to hear. And what's his name? Oh, God. The OG college announcer, dude. Keith Jackson.

Might have been Keith Jackson. Name another one. He called Ohio State Michigan. Brent Musburger? It might have been Musburger. Ohio State beat Michigan. I was just so like, God, dang. at and he goes, let's party, Columbus.

I was like, oh my God. Just nailing the coffin, bad mood. That's when I really cared about Michigan football. Ohio State smacks them. Let's party, Columbus. God damn it. Dude, you know who's a baller who I absolutely love, who doesn't get enough credit?

Can't wait. Iron Eagle. Been seeing him go viral recently. Or his son, maybe? Well, his son is awesome. And he sounds exactly like, I mean, their cadence is the same. It's crazy. I mean, it's not that crazy because their father and son.

But like over the summer, he was doing the Olympics. And Noah Eagle hit the USA basketball team. He was like, Durant, the cross, the sauce, the finish. It was money on the call. But Ian Eagle always has those kinds too. And he gets real hype and his octave gets going. Like I always say, whenever the Steelers have Ian Eagle, on the call and they win,

it makes you want to watch their highlights 10 times more than I already want to. You've been a... You've been day one, Ion Eagle for a long time. Because I remember like seven years ago, you said something about him, and I was like, Ian Eagle. Is that a rapper?

He's just got that name, bro. Iron Eagle? Gotta be fake. It's like you have Gus Johnson and that Eric Collins dude from Charlotte who are hilarious and just like totally hype, right? And then you have your more low-key, like Albert and what used to be Buck

but then you have Iron Eagle and his son and Kevin Harlan right in the middle that like honestly they should be doing more big games man Is Kevin Harlan bang? Is that him? No, that's Mike Breen. Oh, Mike Breen.

Kevin Harlan is the voice of NBA 2K Error when it was prime 2K for us and it was like Steve Kerr, that was him. It was Kevin Harlan on it. Great voice. God.

Can never get really sick of it. You don't really have to be that good as an announcer. You just have to be somebody that nobody gets sick of. Then have your little gems in there. Dude, I don't know. A lot of those guys, like, I think people didn't get sick at now sports podcast. Some are all because he was just like, I don't know, I see him as like, I was like, is he my grandpa? Like, it just works every time.

I'm like, I love this guy. Gray, blah. To the 20 Cool Let's go to Team these guys at gmail.com Email us in We appreciate seeing them all

Send them, dude This is from Stephen It says Mike Bibby's Biceps God What's he on? Said hey guys Just wanted to list some dudes that look like their team names Also I'm a little drunk

Perfect This is sent on December 22nd, so as you should be. John Elway is a Bronco. Peyton Manning is a cult. No doubt. Brian Billick is a raven. Brian Billick, dude. Dan Campbell is a lion.

John Gruden is a raider. Slap my ass while I scare my family with the Aaron Rogers quarterback cadence of Green 19, Green 19, hot, hot. why didn't he yeah he nailed those are there a couple more hey

is is Mike Holmgren a packer what is a packer you know I think this is a guy that just like works in a factory Bill Cowher

such a stealer bro he's like he's pounding like a big like steel beam in a factory and like

you say Bill he takes his like you know yeah That guy's working. That guy's working hard. Showy. What a football coach, dude.

Default football coach, Bill Cowher. Football coach number one. Hey, khaki pants, turtleneck short sleeve shirt, khaki hat, football coach. Coaches and turtlenecks. I'm like, I don't know what it is, bro. They look so good. in him. Trying to think of some other.

Hey, is Pete Carroll? Flying above a pond. Let's get that profile, Steve Carroll, or Steve Carroll, Pete Carroll. Give us a profile version. There we go. He is, dude. He's going. I can see.

You know what, okay. Go. Jim Harbaal? You could be a charger. He's got a weird energy, weird energy beat to him. He's so weird. You might be a little too weird for a charge.

Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Because what's a charger? It's kind of a horse, right? A little bit? It's a little bit of a horse. I think they, eh. Or am I confusing that with something else? Because a couple other, like, high school teams

and college teams are the chargers. and they have a horse and I'm like wait but I don't think I don't think say it or LA God when they were San Diego so hard I know yeah that's a good one though from Austin East Bay Magazine oh hey boys what's the most coveted sports

apparently you never got as a kid for example what did you circle an East Bay magazine for your parents to buy but they never did for me pink Nike receiver gloves for October games dark visor for my helmet crazy white Dayton Dragons baseball hat with the alternate green jersey to match.

Damn. This is Austin from Ohio who came to the show. Shuck. He said another one because that was for the show and he sent one another one after. Highlight of the night meeting Coach P. I feel of pain, Ben. He wouldn't put his arm around me either.

So a moment of the night seeing Coach P meet Joey's dad for the first time. I guess after a decade of your friendship, I just assumed they had already met. Coach P goes, huh so you're a joke too with the biggest smile on his face dad's love nothing more than meaning someone with the same name oh man a little disappointed i didn't get a laugh when i yelled flaunt god after you guys pointed out how perfect all the girl's handwriting was on the note cards and how it looks like on his god in all seriousness thanks for an awesome show and i hope this can become a pre-christmas tradition love mine not bad for a fat guy hat go ahead

and have a happy new year oh that guy was the best that's homey with us at uh at the show after the show. Sick jersey. Brought out the fourth grade jersey for us. Number four? Hard. Oh, dude. That's so sick.

Coach P. Dude, the spacing between them. So weird, yeah. So weird. Every picture is so weird. My dad's hands in every picture. I'm like, what are you doing? Hey, football coach.

Football coach hands. Football coach hands all bent up and weird. Always hanging weird. just maligned dude it looks like the hands of an orc from Lord of the Rings full ball coach hands

always a finger going one weird way uh most coveted thing from East Bay magazine my parents never got me man I was always hooked on like the the

a big part of East Bay. And I played soccer when I was like 12. So I'd always flip through the magazines. I always wanted this like, you know how goalie jerseys are like completely different than every other jersey in soccer? Golly head in gold jerseys, yep. Golly jerseys. But they always had like the coolest tie-dye ones.

This is like not, this is very pre, uh, it's very early East Bay days. I was, there was just a long sleeve number zero goalie jersey that was just, so sick looking. They just had a whole page of goalie jerseys

and there's a tie-d-out one. I was like, yo, maybe my mom will like get that for me if it's like on sale. Or maybe she'll see like one similar like at a plate against sports or something. She's not buying that shit. That's a good one. I think mine was probably like a pinstripe Stephen Jackson Pacers jersey.

Really? Like right after the brawl my mom was like you're not fucking getting that. Jack won. Such a sick team. Still want to get a Ron Artax and rip it myself and just wear it. Some of that. That design you made like eight years ago.

Can't even remember. Was it a ripped art test? One with the hand, yeah, the one with the Reggie hands around the neck. Did that? Also had like a straggly our test one. And everybody's like, these are so sick. And we were like, they are, don't know. how or who would be able to make a...

Right. Head of the game a little bit. This is from... This is from Luke on Christmas Day. Says, sending this email 10 p.m. on Christmas Day, I just wanted to say, it's so over.

Happy New Year and slap my ass. 2 p.m. Christmas Day? Wow, he was thinking of us on peak Christmas time. Amazing, dude. Love you. Dude. So clubhouse. I forgot on my...

I'm like Christmas night, okay? So we've done Christmas at my place with my kids. We hauled down to my parents, do Christmas with my sisters and my parents, leave at halftime of the Steelers game. We're getting ready. We go to Riley's dads, and then we have our Christmas dinner, right,

a Christmas night at Riley's moms. Shit ton of food, shit ton of wine, right? It's just like a good, you know, I've talked about it before. I'm like, okay, once I get to that point, I can be like, okay, I'm out of my weird two to five. I mean, I've accepted the reality. Now I'm just going to like have wine.

Got a couple of gifts left to open. It's Christmas night. It's great. Dude, we're there for 20 minutes all of a sudden. Doof. Power out. No. Too many Christmas lights.

Right? So power out in the entire neighborhood. Everybody is just sitting in the dark for like 45 minutes. minutes. iPhones lit up, right? We're trying to get like battery powered lights going. Kind of cold. Kind of cold?

Actually, kind of hot because all of the body heat and everything was going on. We were kind of crammed in the living room and in the kitchen. Or maybe it's just like I was anxious and. Kind of sick, though. Silent night. Right? So like we get, we're doing that. And the, the electric company is saying that it's not going to be able to like 10,

Did they tweet? It's like 640. No, they're calling in. So all of a sudden, I'm kind of like, you know, me and my sister-in-law, we're kind of looking at each other. They were like, I don't know, this is like, you know, this is kind of our at-home Christmas here where we can just come and feel like, okay, Christmas is over, but at least we're like, you know, you got the late-night NBA game or whatever's on and you're having food and drinks and all the Christmas trees lit up. still. Now we got none of that. It's just like 1865 Charles Dickens shit. Totally dark, right? Kind of cool. And it was just like, damn, man. This is how I'm ending my Christmas. I had that thought

go through my head so many times. I was like, seriously, I'm getting, I've already had the two to five realization of depression and now I'm going to have an outage here or I'm going to get food. What the fuck's going on? How are we ending this? What's going to happen? Yeah. Father-in-law goes against the generator. He's got a generator from his motor home. fires that thing up, gets this too, and then all of a sudden the lights came on

about an hour and a half after they originally went out. Yeah, so a crisis averted, but it was still like, what the fuck are we going to do? We're getting White Castle on Christmas night? We're getting a Chinese restaurant on Christmas night?

Nothing open, dude. I don't even think White Castle's open on Christmas night. It wasn't about a Chinese place. They would. Did the generator work? or not. Works like decently well. Now it was like it would turn the power back on like bro, if you took up one more outlet,

if you're charging your phone, get a little flicker, a little flicker going on. Oh man. Dude, you got to love a guy that has a generator just ready to go. I'm like, yo, that's such a dad move that I'll never like, I'll never be that dad. That just, oh, I got a generator. Just because just in case, I already thought about all the circumstances. If the power goes out on Christmas, got a generator loaded up just in case. That's crazy.

No. Crazy foresight. Let's go to Mitchell. Mitchell says, I need clubhouse shelter from January 2nd. It says, first time, long time. I watched 10 hours straight of bowl season on Saturday at our Christmas party. I'm planning on doing the same New Year's Eve and New Year's Day to avoid the harsh reality of January 2nd. As fellow bowl enthusiasts, not a sports podcast, what is your favorite New Year 6 bowl and your favorite regular bowl?

For me, it's Rose and Citrus. Slab my ass with Tate 4CA's fake Heisman. I got him in NCAA 09 in those couple of weeks at September where I thought he might win a real Heisman. Not a reminiscing podcast, Mitch. So funny, dude, Tate 4CA, only coming up on this podcast. How come Facebook alerts me every year, it's his birthday? It's Tate Forcier's birthday I'm like, dude

Are you friends with them? Yeah How? I just friended him on Facebook When he was popping off I was like it'd be cool to be friends With Tate Forcier on Facebook So I just like added him

And he added me back I was like Yo let's go It was like He was the quarterback after Chad Henny maybe And it was like Yo high hopes for this guy

And like You know those first four weeks Of college football where like anybody can pop off. Do anything? Yeah, there's always one guy in the first four weeks that you're like, how did that guy just run for 356 yards in one game? That was T.14A moment.

You flash forward to Thanksgiving weekend and you don't even remember that guy exists. No, you're a... What does that happen? Yeah, what happened to him? Kenny Trill, Texas, A&M. Wow. I went downhill after he trademarked his name.

always does yeah favorite dude new year six is such a cool ass like thing new year six um I don't know I hate the Rose Bowl

I have to agree with you my why this is too bright the stadium's too wide it's always two teams I don't really care about Wisconsin Oregon

can't get that one out of my head the branding school I'll take over the the Rose Bowl is my shit. Like that's, there's just such a sense of like peace and tranquility

that overcomes me when I'm watching the Rose Bowl and the sun is setting over the mountains in California and it's kind of that like cotton candy sky and some kick-ass college football game. I'm like, that's heaven, dude.

That's not Iowa. It's not the Mecca. It's heaven. I don't know. I've just always kind of been like, for some reason I'm always sad during it because I think something's coming up the next day that I don't like every year.

I'm like, I don't even want to watch the Rose Bowl. It's just, I don't like the stadium. I do like the rose on all the helmets. That is the coolest thing in college football, I think. Like when they'd even put it, I like it, I don't know why more teams don't do that. They put like the big patches on the shoulders. I remember Michigan playing the Rose Bowl

and they'd have like two huge patches with roses. I was like, that's so sick. Like all rules at the window or in the Rose Bowl. Do anything with your uniforms. Big ass rose through the Purdue P. Fucking let's go, dude. Rose in the TCU Frog's mouth.

Everybody should be doing that. That is, a color pop. Oh, dirty. But, uh, I'd say by top three. I'd say about top three go. Rose Bowl. Well, I'll go backwards.

3 to 1 Sugar Bowl Fiesta Bowl Rose Bowl What are some other bowls I can't even Or the other six Those are just from the six

Then you got the orange bowl The Cotton Bowl The Peach Bowl Chick-fil-A peach bowl Kind of did something to me I'm Sugar Bowl Fiesta Bowl God I kind of do like

the Fetex Orange Bowl. Oh, is it still FedEx? I think so. God. No, I think it's the, I think it's like a home rent.

I think it's like the Verbo or something. There's Vizio. Verbo? It's a verbo. Dude, FedEx Orange Bowl. It's just like, oh, they're playing in that FedEx Orange Bowl. All the oranges after?

It's a party. Let's party, Columbus. And Miami. Fistible is hot, too. Festival is always seems like a kickout. game down there in the desert. Hmm. You used to be Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.

I just want to do nothing but snack on chips and queso for eight hours. Uh-huh. That was such a fun game. Such a cool thing. Let's see. Dude, I like bowl games in indoor stadiums for some reason. It just seems like, all right, yeah. Like, this is legit.

Can't think of any, but there's one in a, I can't. There's one in a, I think what AT&T Stadium? Which one is that? Cotton. Kind of nice. Kind of nice. It also doesn't hurt with the cotton or the Rose Bowl that it seems like literally every year

the best game of the year is the Rose Bowl. It is though. That's true. I'm like, it's just a fucking instant classic. It just has to be. They got it again. Yep.

There are a lot of bowl games that seems like this year that went to overtime. I was like, hell yeah. Hawaii. Dude, I'm having. I've having so much fun this bowl season. I want to watch every one of them. They're so fun. Literally.

I mean, it's been insane. The Pop-Tarts one, the Sprinkles. Can we take a moment of silence for the Pop-Tarts Bowl? Jesus Christ, dude. Knows what they're doing. So fun. I want to be there so bad. I just want that Pop-Tart at the end.

I'm like, God, what I do to, I would play so hard in that game just for that Pop-Tart. Yeah. Or like you forget, half a part part of it. Way through the game, you're up like two touchdowns. Dude, we get the pop tar at the end. Oh, shit. Let's do one more here from Jimmy.

Subject line. Be sure. Oh. Hell yeah. So, so, boys. Hope you all had a nice Christmas and ate all the Bapa John's pizza you could stomach. I was working the other night in a bar that had hockey and a football game

on at the same time, but different TVs and had an incredible. incredibly bizarre thought. Imagine hockey line changed substitutions in football. Could you imagine Josh Allen throwing an absolute piss missile 70 yards downfield? And then all of a sudden, the backup slot receiver comes screaming from the sideline out of nowhere and makes a diving catch for a TV. I had to share my thoughts at the clubhouse. All we do is not talk about sports and this isn't a sports podcast.

Slat my ass with that leftover ham in your fridge from Christmas dinner, it's even more delicious than when it was freshly cooked. Way better after. ham sandwich, mustard on it? Oh god. Mustard on ham. Just drench it and mustard, dude. I know.

Just soaked. And then the bread is like, uh, from like a French, French bread. You get like one of those long breads. Breads. Bread. The old, the old long breads. Jimmy long breads. Um.

Lieutenant Longbread. Uh, yeah. That'd be insane. Hockey's such a lawless-ass sport. I'm like, who made this up, dude? Was the guy drunk when he made up hockey? Three periods. Just come on in the game.

That's how I thought basketball was when I was a kid. Again, no one told me first game. Sub in for AJ. Okay, just ran in there. No, you got to go to the scores table. Who told me that? No one told me this. My first game.

Do you remember how scared it was? Like how scared you were? I was freaked out to go check in in the scorers table. I don't know why. It was because I had to like talk to so many adults that kind of walk of shame. You know, the Catholic school kid in me, like the communion walk of shame going all the way up to the scorers table. You got to take my warmups off? Do I take them off before I go or leave them right here?

Do I tell them anything or I just fucking go? No one told. What are we saying to these people? No one told me anything. I'm checking in for Sam. Right. Who cares? Why do you care?

Why am I saying this to you? And the fact that we didn't have... And six for 30. Huh? Dude, the fact that you just say, yeah, do I say, hey, number six for number 30? I don't know what it... Yeah.

And the fact that we didn't have warm-ups made it even more awkward. I don't know, maybe you had warm-ups one of your years in like AAU or something, but I just walked up there in the shit I was playing in. I was like, uh, I guess I'll just squat down here at this weird school. Just take a knee.

Yeah. Just take a knee and wait. And yeah, then I always would like kind of like I was like I was getting under arrest in the rats for the cops. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like I'd just kind of slow walk in, hands up. Hey, everybody, you see me? Right?

You got my number? We all good? Being all polite. I was like, I don't, I just don't know what to do at all. Sorry. And I'm like kind of cold because it's cold in this gym. Oh, yeah. That always killed me.

What are you first take off your warmover shirt for your warm-up shirt? Ooh, I don't know. I don't know if I want to play. Should have worn a T-shirt under this shit. Dude, how cold are your hands when you're checking into a basketball game? I'm like, this is disgusting. My hands are pruny. Why is it so cold?

It's got, you got to play in an old gym because it's like there's no, like, heating and cooling yet in the gym. It's just like all old. It's a hottest shit in there. There's been three games that. play before you. 56B just play and we're gonna clean up the court. It's all hot in there. Floor is so slick. You gotta keep

wiping your shoes down. After every play. They had that sticky mat in front of the scores table. It was all dried up though. Every time. I was like I wish I could use a sticky mat. Made it even slicker, dude. It was like rubbing your feet and water. It was rubbing your shoes

in water before going on ice. Tight. Thanks. Every floor is so slick. I'm like, and then the janitor comes on in between games and like brings that big dusty ass mop out. It's like, it's like the size of a foot long or like one of those big party sub at Subway. And he like,

he does nothing to the court except for make it dustier. I'm like, bro, what are you doing? Mr. Beckham, can you just fucking bring the Zamboony thing out here for this? Like it needs a whole refinish on top. The big dust mop isn't doing shit, bro. Slipping, dude.

Two, three zone. Every time I go to close out, I slide into the wall. Just pieces of popcorn just on the fucking box below the basket because of a concession stands two feet away. Beesas of popcorn. Just little ass pieces of popcorn, you know. Not a full thing, but just like, seriously, dude. Got a couple kernels right there.

Yeah. So cold. Everything's so cold. What was the question that he was saying? Just how insane it would be if you could substitute a whole like you did in hockey? For a minute, I was like, what if football adopted the arena football rules where the receivers like had a bunch of momentum when they went in motion? I thought that was so cool.

I guess they kind of do that a little bit. Yeah, the NFL is trying to outlaw that. I would like for each team to be able to have one opportunity a game where if somebody's breaking free, you can send anybody from the bench, like you have a designated bench guy who's just like he could come from the sidelines and be the last line of defense. Such a Mack Collins job.

That'd be like his role, you know? Somebody's breaking loose, punt return, Mac Hollins out of nowhere, jumps on his back, barefoot. Like, hell yeah, that's our chase down guy. Dude, how sick of a position would that be? You don't touch the field. You're just chased down. What if it was, okay, now we're, now, the chase down guy,

or the last line of defense for every team is just your mascot. So the mascot comes out, like, has a chance to get in the way, like throw himself in the way and fuck it up. So I'll just got a mascot on the field. You just have Steely McBeam, just throw at his helmet. To the 20, to the 20, to the 15. to the 10 and there's a big ass pop tart on the fan

he gets it down at the one. That one pop tar with the silver plastic the Syracuse orange is like the Michigan State Spartan just fucking coming after you. Oh shit! Elbow right to the fucking head. Now we're talking bro.

That Atlanta Braves like what's his name speed or whatever? Is that him? That like the, bro, imagine if you had him, bro. Just in like a sprinter stance at the wonder. Every kick return, just ready for your ass. Can you

outrun the, I forget his name. I don't remember either. God, that's a cool. It is, it's something like that, dude. Just him gunning you down. You're all tired. It'd be like, and then even, you know,

you have Derek Henry just absolutely blast the Atlanta Falcon. Yeah. Dude, imagine shit as a crowd, dude. Terry Kennedy just pushing a falcon into the fifth row

of the stands. Dude, you'd be... And then he does the dirty burn. Oh, shit. This is the shit that they should do on week 18. When you've been eliminated from the playoffs,

if it's both teams and you've both been eliminated, shit like that. Pushing a ball. Bring out the last line of the defense, bringing out the fan can call the first series of plays, you know, all of this shit.

Who gives a fuck? if the Jags and the Titans are playing in Week 18. Draft position, I know. Very interesting. I know. Just give me the last line defense when the fucking Jack... Jack DeVille is out there

trying to take down Will Levis. You know how many football players would just want to swing on the Colts mascot too, dude. Colts mascot chasing you down. A player literally turns around, kicks him in the stomach, making and then scores.

Dude, I would go crazy for that. But then imagine how crazy the like blue the Colts mascot would go if he somehow tackled. Oh my God. Oh, tripped him up. Just gets up. The things coming out of his nose.

Pumping his hips. Yes, dude. Oh my God. The mascot makes more money than like the the mascot makes more money than like the special teams guy on the team because he won a game imagine those

imagine those radio calls you know Kevin Harlan calling that action right like oh bring it to the NBA Sun's guerrilla chase down block oh and there goes cordial Patterson Patterson breaking away but wait

and it's the little hook at the five the last line of the fence like that would be so sick Oh my God. How hype would the crowd be? Just because it's like a bird. A regular guy, you're like, hell yeah, that's tight. A bird like getting hype on the field.

Hugging your girlfriend. The dolphins with the fucking, hey, make it if it's on Fox, Cletus is out there. The Cletus last line of defense. Oh. Just pasting back and forth at the goal line. That'd be scared. Cleetus.

Oh, dude. Claytus knocks him out. That's just NFL blutes. Pretty much. All right. Good shit. Good shit. Let's wrap it up.

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We'll talk to you next year. Oh, yeah. Yo, it's his first one I've heard. It's so hard, bro. I'm about to cry. That shit. I love that. I love, like, it's better now that, like, it's so annoying.

Like, dude, it used to give me every time, too, leaving for Christmas break. We're going to see you until next year. Everybody's so happy. All right, yeah. See you next time. Sean Green. Chad Keller. Stay sure you know about this.