THESE GUYS! - SEXY FALL VOICE + NFL WEEK 4 + DANCING W THE STARS | These Guys! 206

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

We’re back in the clubhouse today recovering from moving chaos, breaking down sexy fall voice and Joey's interview with our dad Tony RealiFirst, Benny recaps his apartment move that ruined his entire life then we relive the weird college hookah phase where guys sat around lamps without lampshades making bubbling water noises😶‍🌫️ after that we try to figure out why every girl named Tori is low-key terrifying. Then we introduce a new segment called Sh*t Our Dads SaidFor the mailbag, we debate how much "hunty" is too much on fall Sundays, salute fried biscuits with apple butter at the pumpkin patch, and choose Kentucky as the ultimate free-agent college football program🫡 To wrap things up, we relive the most lit PE classes (floor hockey and human foosball) and remember picking up Bapa John's bizza with your dad while blasting Linkin Park and dreaming of running 70 yards down the sideline in high school🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [e-mail]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Like, I don't know. I'm like, I'm pretty sure that this is just a contest of who can do the. That's a sound better. Really good, dude. That was really good. Not bad for a fat guy. What up, Clubhouse is Benny Politsy and Joey Mullener on this week's TG. Did they talk about Apple Butter the whole time?

No, because it's not a holiday pod. Is Molnard Minut back? And is Aaron Rogers a Lakehouse kid? No, because it's not a sports podcast. Did they talk about the songs your dad? put you on while you're going to pick up Bapa Bonds pizza? Nah, because it's not a reminiscent pot either.

Let's start the show. TG 206. What's up? Saying do, what diddy, did he dumb diddy do? Just moved in an apartment. Two floors of that.

My old one. Oh, so same building. New apartment, same build. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I just got out of that. Just had an opening.

She's like, yeah, we got a, like a fourth floor loft open with a balcony and I was like, might as well just look at it. Walked in, spiral staircase.

I was like, Ooh. Okay. Two huge windows in the living room. A little, a little balcony, little like roof access. So,

Buzzballs money. Sup, cat, money. Bro, it's all I got, baby. Just stupid ideas. No, it was like $400 more than our OG apartment. I was like, I mean,

damn. You kind of got to do that. So I ruined my life. Ruin my life trying to move. You know when you move and you're just like, well, I guess like all my plans for the next two weeks are out. Like, it's just crazy. I never see it coming. I'm like, this will be easy.

like, yeah, switch the stuff over. We'll move a couple chairs. It's just two floors. But it's literally two weeks of, I forget my whole entire life. I just have to like organize things now. Bro. I give myself anxiety attacks sometimes when I think about it too much. Dude, I'm like, wow.

Okay, everything's canceled. Hey, you know what? I'll be down in the, yeah, I'll be down in the, the crawl space room. in our basement. It's a little scary, like, yeah. And I'll be, you know, I was like getting Halloween decorations out. And I'm like doing that. And then all of a sudden it dawns on me.

The time we decided to move, all of this is going to have to go. Yeah, like how are you going to do that? Dude, all the shit in our garage. All of it. Do you throw it away? It's amazing how much stuff you collect. Because I'm like, I got an apartment. I just moved here like two years ago.

Like, I don't have that much stuff. I think I've tripled the amount of stuff. How did it all get here? It's insane. It's like it almost gets to the point where you just, you understand why people just stay in the same house for 40 years and never really. I'm like, I don't know. Is it worth doing all that?

I don't know. And then right when you throw something away, I need that. The next day, you're like, of course. I'll never forget before we moved into our. house now. We've been here almost five years. We're putting stuff together and getting stuff ready to move out of our apartment to the house. And I was kind of lacking a little bit, you know, slacking just because I was just like, God, I mean, when is this done?

Finally, I was just like, do you understand that all of it has to be out? Yeah. All of it has to go. I was like, oh, God. I know. That happened to me. two moving out. And a girl said the same thing to me. Like I used to live with like two girls like up on this hill and we we had to move and I was just like she was like everything must go at midnight midnight. Midnight. Everything must be out. And I was like, damn it's 9 p.m. There's still so much stuff. She's like I don't know what to tell you. I was like, God. But bro, like three levels of this shit? It's so crazy. And it's always just two people doing it.

You look under your bed. You're like, all that shit's got to go. How much do I have? I don't need any of this. I don't need any. I don't know what it is. I don't want to know what it is.

Just straight. Just laptop. Just fallen soldier just a second ago. And I'm like, I don't know. All right. Out for season. Best player out for season.

Stuff's breaking. I'm like, should I have even done this? I'm to the point, yeah. I mean, obviously it affects me badly. Like, I'm to the point where next time I'm like, I'm not only paying people to come and move all that. I'm paying people to come and pack it all up. Oh, yeah, that is so the move.

It's got to be worth it. I'd almost rather pay for people to pack it all up and then I can like take it into the moving van or whatever and take it back out. You're doing a little moving. It's kind of an assembly line. You got a little workout going. It's just all you do is put some headphones in and just lock in and you're just going.

They're putting it all in the boxes, putting it in the bags, writing what it is. I'm done with it, man. It's almost like a start over. It's almost like start over mode. You know, when you move, it should just be like, all right, that old stuff is just, it's gone now. time to buy all new stuff. Probably need it. You need to have the AI, the Alan Iverson mindset when it comes to moving.

Alan Iverson never wore the same clothes. He just would just go on the road in the NBA and just buy. So sick. Sox, everything, shoes, all new. One time. One wear. I'm gone. Can you even imagine?

Like, God, I just can't. My brain's too cheap to even think like that. No, hell now. That also makes my heart start pumping and be like, oh, God, what are we going to do? What am I going to do? Not going to have no money to eat. Oh, my God, what are we going to do? Yeah, well, congrats on the new move, man.

That's, uh, yeah, sounds really good now. After all that. Yeah, really excited. ESPN's all not. It's pretty sick. You'll see it. You won't see it, but, uh, maybe. No, I'm coming out there for the Super Bowl in like four months, so.

Dude, if you stayed here, you'd be like, you're crazy. But you can. But hey, we got internet like 30 minutes ago. ESPN's on the living room. We're good. Anything can happen now. Punch you out all the windows. I'm like, we're good, bro.

We got that. We're rolling. I look at the screen. First take. I see Orlovsky on TV. We're good. Great. Orlovsky.

Oh, my God. This guy. Love talk about. Lobsky. The logo is a Mike or Lovsky. Dude, I was doing that the whole time we were moving. Logan picked up a couple of rugs. I was like,

Henry Rugs of third, dude, just the whole time, bro, just everything. That's what you got to do to get through. It is a weird thing when you move, yeah,

and you're in this new foreign space. You haven't gotten used to? And you are just, looking around, please, just give me something that brings a sense of comfort. Please. Just just, boom, want to throw on? Family guy? All right.

Okay. I got no furniture in the living room. I got boxes everywhere. But I got TV set up and I got family guy on. Now we can start to operate a little bit. Mm-hmm. Get me to a good place. Because it's chaos in here right now.

What's up? Has it just been? hot as shit out there for you. That's crazy. Man, you know, weather guy here. We're talking weather. We're small talking weather on a podcast. But where I am, most, I'm, I'm just falled out, man.

I just literally have had multiple moments where I look up into the sky and I'm like, you just can't help but smile. Peak fall there. Yeah. If I'm being picky. Be picky. A little on the warm side. If I can have a little bit more of a choice.

in the air. It's like beautiful in the morning. Evening time, the sun goes down, but right in the middle of the day, it's like, I got to take this crew neck off because I'm sweating in my car. So it's a little bit of a comma down here. Summer, you've been over for way too long. Like, let's get out of here. All right. Hey, time for fall to take over. Bonfires, though, bonfires are happening. Like, you why, you, hey, past 545 p.m. where I am, you, you You walk outside. Couple B.S. You get a little bit.

You get in a little bit of that smell. It's just in the air. That's the best, bro. Yeah. So that's how I know. The morning is super cold. I wake up and my voice sounds like this. Because you got kind of weird sick voice when the weather's changing, you know?

Kind of hot. I know. Yeah. Let that ride, dude. Let that ride. Don't say a word until you start the podcast. Sorry, I can't talk. podcast in six days.

Yep. Yeah. I got to wake up and do the podcast. My voice sounds sexy. I got sexy fall voice. Sexy fall voice is crazy. Really? Like you become a different person.

Oh, yeah. I know. Sometimes I got to check myself. I'm like, hey, oh. All right, sexy guy. Calm down. Hey, that's going away. All right?

That's not staying around. Yeah, but in the moment you're like, is it? is it going away a little rasp oh there's nothing better than that man I get sexy fall voice so I start moving like chiller I'm like oh

I better go get a haircut hey you're trying to day drink I get sexy fall boys I'm posted up in the corner one foot on the wall what up How like this? Only few know what we're talking about, but that's all right.

Gotta get the hook out. Huka. That was a weird time. I know. I was like, what is this? And why do I like like it, but I hate it?

Right. And I was like, so we can't get in trouble for that? But like my, mom, I would definitely get in trouble for that. And like the setup, I was like, this is just so crazy. Like the coals, coals? Right.

Is there any way we can be a just a tad bit more discreet? Oh. Okay, we have to have the spaceship with the six different hoses coming out. Pipes. It is like, we got to have the lamp without the lamp shade in the middle of this coffee table. And then we have to put that. Oh, we don't have any foil. I'm like, this is such a process for nothing.

Like, what are we actually doing? I know. And then, yeah, because it's like, you can get in trouble because so people are just like, you don't get high. It's not legal. It sounds like something you get high from. But then I'm like, so what are we doing it? What are we doing then?

It made me feel good. So it's like, so it's not like, we're not getting high. We're not doing anything bad. But like, what is it though? So we're just like inhaling. what water like condensation I don't know I'm like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure that this is just a contest of who can do the

sound better really good that was really good it's like whoever can rip that enough get that nice and bubbly then you're like whoa Alex Simpson's hitting that yeah Is that cotton candy?

I was always like so off. They're like, no, it's mango. I was like, oh. I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm not the right guy to like smoke with because I have no clue what's happening. No, on any of it. Any lingo. How to do any of it.

Not good. Totally paranoid the whole time. I'm like, I'm the guy, because I'm here, this is when we're going to get caught. Oh, yeah. Even like at this age, I'm like, can we? I don't know. Is this one of the states where we can do it? Like, I don't, I don't know.

Dude, I was, this all just has me thinking, like, so this past weekend was just, like, man, I was, I was, I was. In the hookah. So Rye had cheer camp all weekend with her team, and so she was away. So it was just me and the kids. and luckily we had a lot Luckily we had a lot of shit that we had to do So you know keep us busy and everything

But one of the things was We had one of my best friends's daughters She was her first birthday So it was the first birthday party And I'm at this I'm at this birthday party And there's like Three or four common name drops

On the pod at the birthday party Oh Whoa. With their kids. I'm just like, what the hell? With their kids, they're all there. It's just, it's just such, I can't get over. Like, and you haven't experienced this, and I don't think you ever will.

But just being in a situation like that where. Situation. Shat your action where you are with eight to 12 people that wouldn't have been out of the question that you would have been with 16 years ago on a Saturday night and now you're all together and now you all have two or three kids that it's just such a

I think it's crazy it's a mind blowing experience it really is so like you're like I can't believe we got there like that's like I can't believe this is happening right now like is that?

Yes 100% because me and Jordan Reaser we're joking we're like dude we should all of us here together, like, I just feel like we should be going out back to, like, smoke or, like, find a house party after this. But, like, we're all just, like, taking our kids home. What the hell happened? Like, it's just insane.

I think that every day, bro. I'm like, how do my friends have families? Like, I still don't think it's real. Like, it's probably, like, a whole crazy thing in my head. But I'm like, there's no way. Like, honestly, when I was, like, in high school with all you guys, like, and you, like, I didn't know that was the plan, like, at all. what do you mean like I just thought we were going to do this forever

I'm still doing it like being completely honest I was like I thought we were all just going to do like stupid shit our whole lives like all the boys like all my like chillers still kind of doing like he's just like yeah yeah yeah but like Joe King like you know I mean the the regular name drops I'm like are you sure bro like

you're the funniest guy in the horror world. All right. Yeah. I like I don't think you ever will experience it, but I want you to experience it once just because it's just so baffling. Yeah. I've been in that situation before. Like I've been to like a kid's first birthday party and all my friends are there and they're like all, you know, the kids are there. And I'm just like, I'm looking at them like, bro, if we were 19, like, yeah. Can you even imagine what we'd be doing right now in this. house. And it's like, should we be doing that?

All right. Well, it's even crazier is that when your friends have kids and their kids are the same age as your friends, so then you get your kids together like that. And you're looking at them, you're like, holy shit, it's literally just like mini us, like many uses, you know? Yeah. And it's even on top of that, even more weird, clubhouse dads will get it. When you and your boys have daughters that are.

to the same age. And you're like, man, we've, we've been running together our whole life. We've known each other our whole life. And now we have two little girls that are just many us. Like it, it's mind-boggling. It really is. Seeing them, like, interact and shit. You're like, what?

Yeah. So they're going to be boys. Yeah. You're going to be talking about the same shit we're going to be talking about? Oh, yeah. You guys are going to be on the same teams like that? Crazy to think about. You guys are going to have Coach Kirkoff yelling at you?

too? Yeah. That's gonna happen. Like I see pictures of like my best friend's kids hanging out and I'm like, dude, they're gonna be so cold. Like yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they're already hooping together. Like can you imagine? Middle school tournament? Like they're gonna be crispy.

Pick and roll. Give and go. They're just gonna know, bro. Get that chemistry. QB receiver. Like, it's a rap. Yeah. It's a. Yeah, they've been playing together since they were kids. That's when teams would beat the shit out of us and we were like playing at AAU basketball,

I'd be like, I swear we're like good. But why are we not good? They've been playing together since they were like all 10 years old. I'm like, every team has been playing together since they're nine years old. I'm like, we just assembled our team like 20 minutes ago. Like, I don't know. Right. We thought we were hype because we got the two best players from OLG, the three best players from St. Jude.

The wild card from St. Rock. It's over for you guys. Like we have like a like legit All-Star team here. Right. Getting beat by 60, bro. Other teams are pump faking. I can't, I'll never remember. We played Decatur Central. They pump faked every show. Oh, they were

so nice. Behind the backs on fast breaks. I was like, guys, we were trashed. We're trashed and I felled out in the first quarter. So I don't know, bro. Time to put the football cleats on men. I was like, I don't know. We're a football school.

Then we get waxed by 21 to center row. I'm like, we don't have what it takes, honestly. Whoops. It's a new dawn. My life's a lie. Five of the best players played last night on varsity.

Okay. Cool. That's a harsh reality, man. Yeah. So that's what's been going on. Full weekend there. And, oh, yeah, dude,

I was on Tony reality. show. This is a dream. Do you throw the paper? I made him. I made him do it. Nuh. Did he love it?

Yeah. I mean, he's laughing about it, but like, it was so surreal. All of a sudden, I'm sitting here on, you know, a Riverside Link or a stream yard or whatever. And it's a little peek behind the curing here for Clubhouse. So, like, when you do these kind of shows remotely and everything, you know, you hop on there. And they have, well, sometimes. times one, sometimes three different producers

who hop on kind of, hey, thanks for coming on, thanks for being here. You know what I mean? This is kind of the rundown on the show. You can expect this. If you can just do this, what is. All right, yeah, cool, thanks, thanks. So I'm just like sitting in the waiting room, if you will. All of a sudden, the door opens and walks Tony Reallie.

He's just slow clapping. Chills. And he's like, in the reality, you know, he's just like, my man, I've been waiting. I've been seeing your. face for so long. And I'm here I am. It's me in reality. I'm like, dude, what? You know,

talk about waiting forever seeing your face. I mean, I'm sitting there second grade not doing my math homework because I'm watching Bill Plaskey and Tony Reilly. Go out of it. Yeah. Do you talk to him about Plaskey? First question. How's Plasky doing? Did you see Bill Pulaski's Ram's take about going undefeated?

Oh, okay. Marietti is still most wins on the show? What's up? we didn't talk about either then but we did talk about Woody Page as he called the the crazy uncle the show yeah um yeah dude so I did that and his show is basically like you take a famous play that means something to you and you relive it and you like break it down and where you were what you're thinking and what the ramifications were blah blah blah So we did the pick six and Super Bowl 43 Steelers Cardinals.

I was just thinking about that. I was like, if I could pick one play, it'd be that. Yeah. Harrison? Bro, that's the play. It was a wild walkdown memory lane. But yeah, we had fun that should be out this week. So Club asked you want to go check it out.

Me and Tony for like 40 minutes or so, talk about that play and the backstory, you know, where I was, what I was thinking. But Tony, yeah. So towards the end of it, I was like, we were just, you know, hashing, giving each other grace and everything like that and you know, each other's flowers. And I was just like, hey, I was like, me and Politsi. It's like, we talk about PTI all the time.

And I was like, I said, Politi says that when he dies, he wants at his funeral for you to throw the paper and be like, that's it, you know, shows over. And he started laughing. And he was just like, it doesn't have to be a funeral. That'd have to be death. He did it and he crumbled it up and did it. Oh, cold.

Yeah. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool, man. So, hey, next guest? I was just thinking. We got the contact now. He's familiar. So we could have a little reality on here.

TR, TR, TR, TR, TR, TR. Name, full name, Anthony Joseph Paul Realli. The second. Oh, my God. So many names. Italian So many Hey, you could lose a couple names

and still be all right actually Hey, you're Catholic and Italian Okay, got it Yeah You had a first communion party Confirmation name Maybe yeah

Maybe he included his confirmation name I forget The most late guy Guess No, I'm just kidding Dominic Strong Nice

Francis I just thought Dominic Finnelli was sick. No, I swear to God, that's why I picked it. I was like, I didn't even research the saint. I was like, I don't know. There was a running back in eighth grade that was like owning. So like, yeah, his name. It's got to be up there for,

Dominic has to be up there for best shortened nickname. Dude, Dominic to Dom? It's nice. It gets better. pretty tough Anthony to Tony's good then you just go tone there's a lot of built in

nicknames and it's just like it always kind of baffled me because that's my uncle's name is Tony but his full name's Anthony and so it always threw me because for me

Anthony and Tony are just two very different things in my mind yeah throw you off yeah Anthony a little bit too close to in my mind

like Andrew or mm-hmm yeah pretty much just Andrew I guess Tony's crazy strong on the day but yeah

you got Tony to that it's nice Charlie too hitting people with Charlie after you know as like Charles for a really long time you're like

hey hey hey no and then all of a sudden they started getting a little hair on their face and they just go by Chuck You ever hear Charles? That's not real.

That's going on. In our family, really? Yeah, Charles. No ass. No ass. Dropping the ass. I didn't make the rules, bro. His name, not mine.

Charles. That's Charles. Nobody has ever been, nothing is more great. school to high school than Charlie to Chuck. Chuck is too serious. Chuck's like 40s. Yeah, but everybody starts doing that. You know, not a reminiscent, not a high school pod.

But everybody, you know, when you're in grade school, you've got your little kid name. Oh, Charlie. Oh, yeah, Tommy. Then all of a sudden, when you get to high school, you start throwing it. Yo, what's up, Chuck? Hey, hey, big Dave. You know? Best shortened names.

Leo from Leonardo. I know Leo. I know Leo. It's tough. Yeah. Eli from Elijah. Eli's always pretty good. Eli's better than Elijah by like a million.

Oh my God. I know. Theo from Theodore. Dude, Elijah. I don't want to go over that kid. house. Eli, coolest kid in school. Dude, when girls sure in their name, it's crazy.

Like, you can, like, from Maria or Amelia, you can go Mia? I'm like, you sure? Kind of taking some liberties there. Victoria, you can go Tori. Tori.

God. I don't know, man. There's a lot. I think of Tori, I'm like, that girls are ruining someone's life. I know. every Tori's like Hey, yeah,

I don't know about that, but yeah. And to think she's a Victoria too. Right. And then it kind of gets even scarier then. You're like, oh, V?

Really? I never put that to you. Yeah, you see like her passport, you see her license? Bro, we got to, we got to cut her off,

dude. She's like, Carilla deville. You know what I mean? Every Victoria is. Put on the white gloves. Super into Halloween. Yeah.

She's casting some spells, man. Every Tori, every Tori you know. But not Halloween, like, you know, where it's just like, oh, my ass is out, like, actually dresses up like a witch. Like, oh. Taking a whole serious here, Tori. Hey, Tor, let's tone it down. Tori's scary, dude. Never been

More been more of a heart over an eye Than a girl write Tori Yep All the letters this close together Real real long Or real tall Tall and this close together

Girls write So tall I'm like you're really taking up All the space on that line Like they're They're not leaving any room Mm-hmm I'm like damn

Those notes are crazy you look at a girl's notebook you're like that is completely different than what I got going on over here my shit's like scratched out using this dude my handwriting I'm not even kidding I remember

literally six point font dude miss Jaffe had an actual magnifying glass at her desk uh mincy and I started to do it on purpose. I was like, I can write big. Like, I'm not crazy. I can write big. But I was like,

now it's just kind of fun. Dude, I think that's just a guy thing where it's like, I don't know, I feel like my dad was always like, hey, you know, you're taking notes. You know, it's just, you're just jotting it down. It's just, you know, quick, jot down. Yeah. So you don't want to rewrite everything that's going on. You know, just just just just thoughts, thoughts, bullet points, you know, the big words, the big things, jot it down. So I was always like, yeah, like just, just quick. It's notes. not verbatim what's going on. Do girls were so verbatim. Girls verbatim. I'm like, how do you

even remember what she said? Mm-hmm. The whole No scratchouts? No scratchouts in Tori's notebook. I'm like, oh my God. Just batting a thousand. How about this?

When people, we would get eventually the PowerPoints that were up for the notes and people still writing it all out? I'm like, are you just trying to take up time? No, I was kind of one of those people too because I'm like, what do I do now in class?

I just sit here and like listen, no way. Yeah, we're gonna put. You jot, dude. The teacher's saying other shit. I'm jotting. I'm jotting, but like, when it comes down to it, like, am I really gonna, like,

what am I gonna do with those PowerPoint slides? I feel like I can't study off PowerPoint slides. I have to study the shit I wrote down. I was a bit, yeah, like, this shit where you, I hear you because you write it down, you remember it better. I'm one of those brands, you know? For sure. But I was always just kind of like, look around. What?

Yeah, it's confusing. It's the same shit. I don't know. The end of the day, I'm cheating off her anyway. So what am I even doing right now? To be completely honest, I'm like, I ain't ever looking at this. Uh-huh. What are you talking about here?

Right. Hey, Liv from Olivia? I don't know if I can get behind that one. It's strong. But I feel like when I feel like when she becomes live, I don't know, to me, that's kind of like the girl equivalent of Charlie to Chuck. It's like she's Olivia like all throughout grade school, starts towing with it soft launching in like late middle school.

Then all of a sudden in high school by sophomore year, it's just like, oh yeah, live. You're like, yeah, how'd we get here? Yeah. Hate kit. Cannot even, can't even say it. Anybody ever have a name that's so, I'm like, I can't even call you that. Like, you ever hear somebody's name and you're, I can't even do this.

Sometimes Zoe a little bit. I'm like, this is a Disney channel. This isn't real. I love, hey, yeah. I feel like there's definitely, somebody's definitely done this, but like, hey, Zoe to Zoe? Hey, you drop in one letter. Zoh. Zoh.

Hey. Hey, Zo. Name short. How short are we going to go with us? By senior year, she's just Z. Sub Z. What do you think, B? It really happened to me.

Hey, B. What's, uh, do we, do we have an update on latest coach P texts? Can we get, can we get a few here? Yeah. Oh, we can do that whenever you want. Which, by the way, I think my mom and my dad now are on the Discord channel while BP pulls that up. My mom the other day when I saw her, she's like, do you see my message in Discord? I was like, no.

She's like, yeah, I put something in there. I was like, well, what's your name? I think I did see that. I was like, what's your handle? What's your name? She's like, I really, I don't even know what it is, but I put something in there. I'm like, nice. Thank you.

Yeah, that's good. Hey, my dad sends me a screenshot. I'm like, what the hell is this? Oh Yeah, you got the hassle back You like the low You like the hassle back guy What up?

Yo B You gotta get Sophie Cunningham On your podcast And I sent him this This tweet went around Who Can Name these teams Northern Michigan Tech

Schools that pissed my dad off For 15 years Okay This is so This is kind of a good segment Shit my dad says Yeah Yeah

Mish is killing my football Saturday holidays Let's go Shortens Michigan Mish Dude shortens at all It ends every text with a dash You'll be dash Then the thing

Alright one more One more We're going back to Friday Football Travel Friday Dash Feels like loading the bus Head for Northwood Dash

Gus got the lunches Dash Rainy Reitma, the coach Rainy Reitma he'll have the illegal cleats ready This is all like behind the curtain type of shit Okay so U-Indy

When my dad was coaching for them played Northwood It's always raining at Northwood Michigan State type of vibe Okay so it's muddy Real grass field They put like Two-inch like cleats screw-ins

In there's They've got traction U-Indie's playing away They just have normal cleats. They're slipping all over the place. Dude gets hit out of bounds. My dad sees the cleat and they get like, they get like severe penalties for like having like out of.

Yeah, they're like kind of crazy. So my dad's always talking about that. Hey, when it rains, hey, Northwood, 2001, illegal cleats. I'm like, always talking about that. It's a price you pay, B. We want an overtime. That's what, that's this week's what coach P said. Wow, new segment.

I'm recording with my phone, obviously, but just a general recap of what, Joe 3. So we got Coach P, we got Joe 3. Joe 3 last night, Sunday night. All of a sudden, my phone, I'm sitting there having a glass of wine with my wife, with my wife. We're just catching up, hanging out. And it's like 9.30. I get four straight. Like, dov.

from my dad. Look down. I see four messages from my dad. I'm like, oh, man. Open it up. Just how first thing I see, I think it's time to strip it down.

Talk about the Steelers. I'm with him, dude. Four, four, four pretty solid lengthy messages of like his thoughts on what's going down and what we should do

and how this is all stupid. And I'm like, you know, I'm thinking 9.30 on Sunday. We played on. on Thursday, bro. That's how much this has been weighing on him. Let it cook, man. It couldn't. Dude, he was

going crazy the past two days on the elliptical. God damn it. Hey, and like we didn't go down there for football Sunday this weekend because the Steelers weren't playing and I had the kids and so we were like Colts play at 930 so he went to Andy Awards.

And, uh, AWAAWAWAW WAAW. And, uh, so we didn't go over there. So yeah, he's just been stewing and just four straight. Yeah, got to get it off your chest. He had to. Got to tell somebody who gets it.

You know who does get it. That would be you, the listener. Let's turn it over to you. God. I've been waiting here at my whole life. Let's turn over. Team these guys at gmail. Let's go to, man, yeah.

So a little behind the scenes here for the station. our trusty producer and editor. Oh my God, Giant Spider again. God, I hate recording in the basement. Is it like a thin one or is it a thick boy? No, it's a nightmare. It's like full body thick, eight legs, just like.

Halloween Spider, dude. Put a cup over that thing. Going to have to keep an eye on that one. Bro, that's going to be in your ear tonight. Yep. trusty producer editor was out on vacation and taking some well-deserved time off. And so me and BP had to record like four shows and five days. So that's a little peek behind the career.

And you never would have known. But yeah, so we had all of this to say a little behind on the emails because you guys have been stacking them up. Team these guys at gmail.com. Had a stroke. Dot com. All good. Stroke meter. How about a quick one?

We'll start here with, from Brendan. We got a couple of Brendan's in here. Brendan says Jesse Palmer, Jordan Rogers. Same guy? Gosh. And that's it. That's all he said, which is perfect. Same guy.

Great hair, both of them. Yeah, it's a great call. Jordan Rogers. I like him in there with Kevin and Gandhi and Bugger. He's in that, the studio during Saturdays, he's always doing the halftime and the pre-game. He's always very good. great studio guy

we met him at the National Championship oh I'll never forget it's like who the hell is this you guys were boys I was like I'm jealous but Jordan and

yeah Jesse Jesse is just it's like that's his real older brother Aaron Rogers isn't Jordan doesn't seem like it Jesse Palmer is yeah Jordan Rogers

Aaron Rogers I'm like are you sure Right. Not the same guy. It's kind of like a Lion King situation with Jesse Rogers and Aaron Rogers. He kind of got like a little Mufasa Scar. Big time. Type situation going on. Wait, hey, Mufasa and Scar were brothers?

Yeah. I must have been crying during that part or something. Dude. Yeah. This will get you doing bedtime of my son the other night. He says, Dadda, there's a part of Lion King That makes me sad

And I said Oh, what is it, buddy? He said When Simba's dad-da gets hurt Like when Bro gets trampled Yeah, I was like All right, well, I'm gonna cry right now

In bed But Um Yeah First time you cried Lion King, dude Every guy's cry during Lion King You watch it with your dad too?

I was in the movie theater with my dad. Like, damn, dude. Hey, when he tries to wake him up? Low-key us. Shit. I get choked up right now. Let's go to Alan. It says,

Clubhouse impersonation matchups. Hey, guys, had a wild thought while watching college football multi-view today. We'd love to hear Joey doing Mel Kuyper hosting a Red Zone-style college football show. What other impersonation matchups in a clubhouse alternate universe can you imagine. Hmm.

Yeah. Red Zone college football. Why aren't they doing that? Where's that been? What's going on with that? That's not a thing, right? I don't know if I'm into Red Zone, dude. Really? I don't know. Is this a hot take? Like, I just think if you're

watching all the games, you're not watching any of the games. But I do... My mom. S.H. is going to be heartbroken. No. I love him, though. I love him. It's just the setup. I don't know. Maybe I'm not doing it right. I need to find my way on Red Zone.

Not a Panthers podcast, but what a game. Rice Young. Looking pretty good. Ted. Ted Big Millen. Put up 35 for me. He's still going to lose. All good.

Keep pounding. Keep pounding. Other impersonation matchups in a clubhouse alternate universe, can you imagine? So I think he's saying like Mel Kuyper hosting Red Zone for college football. Oh, I would love that. Well, it would be some other things like that. I like to see Gus Johnson judge dancing with the stars. I see what you're talking about now. He would be great on any show.

I've gotten into dancing with the stars this season. My wife. I am too. It's been a nice little Tuesday night bonding, you know, because I'm like, Cubs are out. Football's not on on Tuesday for at least a few more weeks. So, Maxian, like, yeah, a little two hour, sit down, prime time. And see what Connor Woods bringing this week. Right, you know.

And it's solid. But I think him as a judge on that show could be pretty funny. Yeah, because you have Bruno, who's very. flamboyant and loud. And he's funny. He makes me laugh. He does. But yeah, like a guest host, Ray pops on there.

Yeah, dancing with the stars really taken over. I kind of thought it was dead. Yeah. A little bit of surgeons. Trying to think of other shows. Guys don't watch a show in 25 years. Hmm. Who is that?

While you're pondering. A reminder. team these guys my god team these guys are gmail.com Discord channel clubhouse These guys clubhouse And the discord Get join via our social media Our Instagram page

These guys out little well Julian says DeMarcus Ware fake spin move It's up fellas A recent started a new job As a teacher of private school A school comes with many perks Most notably at the gym equipment

It's plentiful and top notch I've only been there for two weeks But I've made an excuse to go down in the gym storage every single day to get my hands on a basketball or football and fill my nostrils with that gym equipment smell like a balloon tune's character smelling a fresh apple pie. I would say it has me reminiscing about my days as a gym class standout, but I'll save that one for the sports podcast I listen to. P.S. My wife opened in my Amazon package of teaching supplies to utter disgust pulling out my football field graphic clipboard whiteboard combination.

Babe, I need it for teaching. I say, knowing full well, I bought. it because guys just like cool stuff. Nice. With Nick Sabin's sun hat while Lane Kiffin and I go talk to drunk chicks. What a dog. Dude, can you imagine walking into that dude's classroom as like a guy like us, like anybody who listens to this podcast,

you'd be like, yes. What was his last name? He was Julian Kennedy, Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy's class. He's got a football clipboard. That's all I need.

Just like that's that's your ESPN on an eight volume when you're a kid. Just okay, Mr. Kennedy's got a football clipboard. Like I know him in the right place. He's got a football clipboard. Then, hey, he has those window stickers of the bills. Kind of kind of spread out throughout the class windows right behind his desk. Just want to latch on anything I could like be comfortable with in school. Yeah.

God, I was so sad the whole time. And then I'd see like just something on my like crayola cran box. And I'd be like, oh my God, thank God he's here. Like just anything, man. It's so true. NFL pencils. Yep. Everybody remembers that teacher.

Everybody remembers. Every dude remembers that teacher that had their team's shit up in their classroom. Whether or not you like that team or not, it was just like, ah, I'm back. I'm back in my bedroom in a way. Yeah, a little bit. God, it was nice to know your teacher's favorite team. You're like, thank God. Mrs. Morris, fourth grade Virginia Tech.

I was like, whoa. Yeah, okay. Talk to her about Michael Vick for like three seconds. I was like, she knows. She knows ball. You ever have a bonding moment with a teacher like that and you like the same team? Goes on like a little long.

Like, we're homies now. Like, I can't get in trouble in here. Untouchable. You kind of feel betrayed when you do get in trouble in there. You're like, yeah. We talked about Big Ben

for like 25 minutes that dead period the other day. You can't tell me. Yeah, we're homies now. You look out for me. I look out for you. I swear to God, dude, Mr. Crosley, I only want to take his class because he's a Steelers fan.

That's sick. I didn't know that. God, I thought he always hated me. Saw bro in a stitched Mean Joe green jersey on a dress down day or like a spirit day

and I was like Who the hell is that? Yeah Yeah He was always He was so big Dude big guy Was he a coach

Was he a basketball coach? Yeah basketball Okay Because I'm like I remember this though I see him in that jersey I'm like I'm a freshman

And he only taught Like junior and senior Yeah One of those teachers that you had to wait a little bit. You know, kind of a legacy teacher. Scare, intimidating, dude. Because you hear about him so much. You hear about him so much from the upper class.

When you hear about him so much from your older cousins, sisters, brother, whatever. You're like, damn. Then you see him. He's got the mean Joe Green jersey on. I was like, what? I kind of like followed him, like, tailed him a little bit to his classroom. Not to his classroom.

But I was just like, what's going on here? I remember he walked in. He had the mean Joe on. He had like a Steelers fan parking sign only. up and then he had a poster of like the 1978 Steelers under his desk. I was like, I got to have this guy. Gotta be in there. Scheduling my classes going into junior year.

I was just like slamming on the table, I got to have Crosdog. Give me the Steelers guy. Yeah. Good feeling. Right at home. So good on you there, Julian. Got to have some of that Bill stuff up. P.E. Sports closet.

You know? That closet was like how come it felt like the most day? You just wanted to go in there so bad. I remember I snuck in that closet in the last day of school one time. I was like, I gotta see what's going on in here. I had like two floors. Remember that? Yeah.

Bro, up there, it was like there's like a real fence inside. I was like, what the hell? There's steps in here? Also like a jagged staircase to where, you know, it's not just like going up one way. It was, whoop. A little platform.

That's in here? Two-way staircase? There's spray paint in there. I was like, oh my, what's happening? Forbidden territory. That was cool. That was cool. All right.

Let's go to, let's go to Tim. Long time, Tim. How much huntie is too much? All right, boys. What's going on? Need some advice. Last two Sundays I've been apple picking

and 90 degree heat and then took the boido pumpkin patch with hayrides in a petting zoo for farm animals. Real hunky stuff. My question, when's enough enough? Especially on Sundays during football season. I'll hang up and listen.

Two weekends in a row sounds like enough, honestly. That's kind of unheard of. Two in a row? Maybe two like early fall, late fall. How much apple picking do you need? It's literally like two times in 20 years. Once you Apple pick, it's like, I don't really need to do this again. You know?

Like there's a lot of things like that where it's like, how many times do we need to do this? Field trip and I was a kid, girlfriend, bang, bang. Cool. That's it. Yeah, I know what you're saying, but I'll at least give the credit to where probably like once a year. you got to go. But that's where you got to, you got to tandem. You got to pick that day like we talked about a few episodes ago,

kind of look ahead and advance. All right, when is a really good time to do this? Get it out of the way early. Hey, let's not go to church this weekend like you were going ever in the first place. Let's not go to church. Let's do, hey, let's do a 10 a.m. to 1230 shift. You go to a place that has apples and pumpkin patch. Bro, that is the spot right there.

Apples and pumpkins and now they're doing it to where there's like there's like milkshakes and pumpkin this and cupcakes. I'm like, Donuts. I'm like, who's not going to that? I can't. I want to go to that right now by myself. The snack, the snack stuff is crazy.

They turned up. Yeah, like I want to go. And they're kind of still, they're kind of still keeping the prices down. It's like one of those where you look up and it's like a hot dog's at $1.25? I'll have four. Sounds amazing.

Apple butter and biscuits, fried biscuits. Apple butter is left on. 350? You can't get a good tree at a gas station for 350. You guys are still keeping those prices? Cool. Yeah, two orders, thanks. Apple butter?

Hey, every year, I'm probably going this Sunday, actually. Every year go. Every year I bring home my own little bit of apple butter. every year, never use it. Just throw it away. Still in your fridge? Swear to God, dude. I'm like, every time I just get so sucked in because the fried biscuits and apple butter, I'm

like, what? We need to do this more. I want this. This is great. Get myself a little jar. Never goes to work. Because then all of a sudden you look and it's November 16th and you're like, it's kind of October.

Yeah, it's over now. It's over. Apple butter season's over. This is peak apple butter season. Like right now, Apple butter. Right now. You're listening to the car on the way home from work. Go to your local Kroger, Meyer, Wawa, whatever.

Get you some apple butter. A.B. Let's go. Take it. Biscuits and A.B. God. It's so fire. I don't think people know about A.B.

out here, bro. I think that's a Midwest thing. Probably not. I have bet. I was talking to somebody about. Apple by there. I don't know what that is. I was like oh my God. Wake up.

But you also have to go early in the day not only because of football but again because of really unless you're going like the last week of October if you go in that like one to four time range it's going to be hot dude. It's going to be hot.

Pumpkin patches. The sun is going to be bearing down on you. Some morning activity. Got that shit. it out. Daytime team. Apple Orders Pumpkin Patch. Daytime team, dude. It's like going to a haunted hayride in the middle of the day, bro.

That's nighttime team. Yeah. Hey ride. Nighttime team. Night time team. Let's go. And even if it's not like a super scary, like it's still more effective at night for Hey Ride.

Mm-hmm. Hey, ice skating. Nighttime team. For sure. Nighttime team. Even if it's an outside ice skating thing, they just put together in Chicago or whatever. Nighttime team.

That shit needs to be on the one of the rejoiners from commercial on Sunday night football. Downtown Pittsburgh. You know, feels good. Why do I feel like the Steelers are always losing though when I hear that? God. It always like makes me happy to hear it. then I'm like, God, they're down by 14.

I was in a really stressful game, too. It is, dude. The Steelers games are stressful. I don't even watch them like you do. I'm like, God, oh my God. Why are they always down? Bruedle, dude. Can we get a minute real quick?

It only takes 60 seconds. I was actually out of the bar watching it. I don't want to do a minute because people don't want to hear about it like that. Yeah, they do, bro. But I was. I do. I was out at a bar and I was watching it.

I'm not doing one, bro. I'm not doing one because it's just, look, like get to the point where, and I realize this is what it is. I realize this is why I'm not so much of a psycho anymore when I'm watching, even though it does start to come out a little bit.

Like I'm sitting there at the bar watching and it's like one of the last drives. And they blew the play dead. We're on Watson. They blew the play dead. It's one of those who are like, as they're starting to, to blow the whistle, the ball comes out, you know?

Oh, yeah. So at the bar, and I'm like, the book, come out. And I get one of those, you know. But up to that point, I was pretty registered. But now what it is, is like, the expectation is just so different. It's been to this way for so long now that it's not even worth getting worked out. Because, like, the latter end of Big Ben's years, like, 2016, 17, 18, you know, a little before you got hurt in 19.

It's like, there were expectations there. It was like, every game did matter that much because you're, like, fighting for a seed in the playoffs, trying to go to the Super Bowl. It's just the same shit now. man. So it's like now it's just an activity to do once a week, get together, watch Steelers, hope they win, cool if they do. It's not, all right, not going to ruin my day just because it's like, I'm just so sick of ownership, man. It's just exhausting. Like, have a plan, do something. Don't just like try to throw this facade up that you're doing something when you're not. But

yeah, I mean, it's like you hear it in my Mollinard minute there that it's just, this is really just kind of dismayed. Like, I mean, it's not even like where I get fired up. and heated about it because it's just pointless too. I'm just like, so... I miss that. I miss that Molinard, bro. The sealers got you deflated. Yeah, I'm just so down and out that that's how... That's where I am.

It's like, I'm locked in. Yeah, like, I still care. I'll send those texts with my dad trying to like, you know, if we just do this, this of the schedule, and this is, you know, I'm still doing that, but like, it's to the point where I'm just, you know, like, I didn't even tweet about the games anymore. Like, I don't even post anything. Oh, that was crazy when you had to do.

the tweet stuff during every Steelers game. I like that because I can like follow that. No more? It's not even worth it, dude. It's not. Like, it's, I just stay away because inevitably the next day I wake. I sent some stuff in the Discord when I got back,

but that's what the Discord's there for. Discord's there to be a home to be a safe space, you know? Oh, it's a most comfortable space ever. It's like everybody's just waiting. They're just waiting for that, you know? I'm not going to, I'm not going to give, you know, savage dogs, ravaged dogs, red meat, you know, I'm just going to stay away.

Everybody's got your back in the Discord. Like, everybody's a fan of everybody in there. Right. Well, yeah. And at least even if there's, and there was a few like Ohio folks and stuff with Cleveland. Like they'd kind of give jabs, but it wasn't like, everything just gets too personal. Like on Twitter, like people start like fucking like. Oh, they hate you.

Yeah. I hope you get hit by a bus and your kid dies. I'm like, dude. But that's why Twitter's so sick, too. You're just a Browns fan You fucking psycho Yeah, yeah And that's it

That's a good reply Like and they're like Yeah true Hey Aaron Rogers Spoiled brat Aaron Rogers Lakehouse friend Ooh

Aaron Rogers I'm like what What happened to like Relax Aaron Rogers That was so cool That was cool Aaron Rogers Now I'm like

Bro you're being like A brat Like every audible, every play screaming. I'm like, who wants to play with that? But like, he's always been like that. I don't know, dude. Packers, Aaron Rogers, when he was like,

they were rolling. I don't think he was. Why you don't remember that is because they were rolling. So nobody cared. It's like, yeah. I just feel like he used to be like. And now he's like, what the fuck?

I'm like, it's your offense, dog. Like, you know what Aaron Rogers is? Aaron Rogers is the perpetual. upper classman. He's just the guy that you're constantly walking on eggshells. But like if you have those moments where you feel cool and you're like, oh, yeah, that's, I feel great that Rogers is like messing with me like that. Yeah.

But you can't, you can't let your guard down too quick because all of a sudden, like you walk in the room the next day and he kind of like looks at you and just kind of like says some passive like, so that's what's going to be like, yeah? And like walks out and you're like, you kind of start panicking. looking around like what? What? I didn't, but we were just cool. Can never check,

get the temperature on this guy. He's just perpetual upperclassman. So all over the place. Can't figure this guy out. Just a guy that you're like, you walk in and you're just like, hey, I don't like, I don't know what I did to wrong.

I don't know what I did to wrong you, but I'm just like preemptively saying sorry and like I didn't mean it. I don't know. I hate that type of relationship. Or it's just like, I'm sorry. for anything I said. I have no idea

what I said, but like can we just be friends? It's not that hard. Yeah. Not that hard. A. R. A. R. A. R. All right. From Ryan. Peyton Manning's Blue Face Mask. What's up guys? Longtime listener. I stopped my

fraternity this week. I'll be at home with my P. Lady and newborn for 13 weeks. Hey, P. Daddy's not on air. Been a liar. Hey. No more hunting. All right. My ass.

Now the comments, the comments are bagging that up. Eric was just having a rough day, so it's all good. And we know, Eric, by the way, we know it's annoying.

We know it's too much. It's why we're doing it. That's why we're doing, yeah. It's part of the bit. Hey, pal. Yeah, that's kind of the whole thing.

This will be with the first year I could really get into college football. I grew up watching, Washington State mostly with my dad. Wazoo. Go Coogs. But other than that, never got seriously into it. I've worked pretty much every Saturday for the last four years as a manager of a

Dick Sporting goes just outside L.A. Benny, you can come steal from my store anytime. God do it. You better check yourself that, Ryan, because he will. That's not like, that's not a joke. He will do that. DSG? I thought the best way to figure who my new team will be is just let my two

favorite cohorts, Benny and Joe, decide for me. Can you guys pick a college football program for me to become a fan of? I'm looking for Power 5. I need to have a good uni combo. So obviously, no Adidas or Under Armour. Fair. This guy is amazing. P.S. I'm shocked as a lifelong Seahawks fan that you all didn't ask MH about, we want the ball and we're going to score. Best believe if you guys ever do anything together out in SoCal, I will be there, my white and three different shades of blue Matt Hasselbeck Jersey. Love you guys. Thanks. Ryan from SoCal. Love you, dude.

That's awesome. Clubhouse. So Clubhouse. So Clubhouse. Guy who likes cool stuff. It was on my list of things to ask M.H about. But sometimes you just get rolling in different things and like you can't, you just can't fit it all in. We already kept them for like 35 minutes.

So I was like, all right, we got to get this guy out of here. And it's also sometimes like the, Everybody in the world has asked him about that too. So it's like, we're just another guy like asking that, you know. And it like wasn't his finest, you know, moment. Like I, you know, you don't want to like just, I get it. And I did want to ask him something. I forget what I had.

I had down to ask him in a way that I felt like maybe it was different than just being like, so like what was going through your head when you said that, you know? Heads or tails with MH. But yeah, it's like, I don't want to rub his nose in it. I don't know. So that's probably why we didn't. All right. We're picking a team here, man.

I love this. I love this. I go through this a lot too. I love a free agent fan, man. Just like, give me somebody to root for. Every year I want to, I like a cool team out of nowhere too. I don't know if that's like against the law of being a fan. I mean, probably, but it's all relative and it's all fake anyways.

Who gives a fuck? know what it is, man. You know what it is. And I hate that I said this, but I was, I was talking trash against Mississippi State, dude. I was talking trash. I was dragging Mississippi State.

Because they, I don't know. But now they seem like a fun team. Bro. Cardo and Taylor. Bro got hurt, sad. Watching for the, watching for the spider.

I lost eyes on the spider. Now I'm panicking. It's over for you. Good luck, man. there's actually a fly behind me sorry there's no there's no way that was real dude there was a there was a fly that came by me I thought it was maybe that spider that had like hopped up there and crawled oh man good team for you um power five no adidas no under armor okay Michigan state

fun teams what's a what's a Top 2-5 looking like college football final. His voice on ESPN. I love that guy's voice on ESPN. Maybe we did mileage football playoffs. Think about that way more than I should. I'm kind of like, dude, that was fire. We came up with that in like, we had an hour.

We really went in. Hey, we're bringing that bag this year. Should we? We're expanded to 12 stores. Yeah, dude. Every time I walk into a mall. Football playoff. Yeah, so for those who don't know, back with me and Ben,

I was doing espresso with Ben before we started doing these guys. This is like probably eight years ago at this point. We were trying to do the same shit where it's like, all right, well, it's obviously it's college football playoff time, but like how do we talk about it? You know, everybody's talking about, you know, Alabama and Notre Dame getting in or whatever. So instead of college football playoff, we did mallage football playoff, and it was your four stores that are making your mall playoff bracket. I wonder what we ended up with.

I think Bath and Body Works won. I think I'd try to slip Express in there. That's a wild one. Yeah. Anti-Anns? staple, dude. Hey, they're always, they're always top five. Antian is always top five.

Anthony Ann's Alabama? They've been there. They've always been there. Ever since you're a kid, still? Still, A? Mm-hmm. So we should do that next week or should we do it now? Fun teams.

Ole Miss, kind of a fun team. LSU, fun team. LSU is too much of a hot topic and a villain right now. To just like Utah, Under Armour, sorry. Utah's a fun. Bro, Utah, I can't even imagine Utah in the game. What are people doing with that? BYU, yeah, that's kind of cool.

For some reason, I like always want them to lose. I have no idea why either. I mean, Iowa, USC, Oklahoma State. I always been in a moment. I was kind of like Oklahoma State for some reason. Goodbye. Florida? Yeah, Florida's coming back around.

Get in when the gators are on the rise again. Hey, Mazoo. Mizzou might be it. Need Florida to get back to being like Urban Meyer and Tim Tebow, Florida. Like, college football is just not the same when Florida's seven and five, you know. It's weird. There should be top five every year. Gators.

I feel like it went. I feel like it went. This happened when we were growing up. It was a common theme. I feel like the three teams in order that were the cool teams that people latched on to as like a team that they wanted to root for. When I was in middle school, Texas.

Still kind of like that. Everybody, everybody came back from Christmas break. Six dudes had Texas hoodies. I was like, I was one of them. I was like, oh, Texas. And then it went to Oregon, because the uniforms. Mm-hmm.

And I kind of feel like Clemson was kind of like a, oh, yeah. Like they're not local. I don't have a local team. So Clemson's cool. And they're like on the rise. We have the cool entrance, purple orange. Mm-hmm. Loud colors.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was on that Texas bandwagon too. Not like hard, but I just liked it. It's like burnt orange, bro. God, nobody has this. that. They were like, they might be the coolest

team of all time. Coolest college football teams ever, like from that Vince Young era. Mm-hmm. Like, that's still sticking.

Like, people still like Texas from that. Yep. I mean, Miami's kind of like that, but they want Adidas. So it's like,

yeah. Here's one for you, Ryan. I bet you get in with Will Stein, the cat, UK. Oh,

they're so, I've always liked Kentucky football. Like it doesn't even It seems like people just forget They have a football program sometimes I love Kentucky football Hey when their helmets were that blue

Who is their quarterback number three Andre Woodson? Oh Hey two stripes right here He was wearing those I don't know exactly what the cleats were But they were like the dopest That era it was like right before

It was right before The low vapors That everybody had that are the best football cleat ever. It was that Nike era right before that. They were kind of high top, kind of had a strap on him, if I remember correctly.

Yeah, he was a high top cleat quarterback. Yeah. There's only a few high top cleat. Yeah. It was nasty. Had the Randy Moss face mask. I'm like,

this guy's pro ready. This is first round. And they didn't do anything. I was like, damn. That blue, that Kentucky blue, though,

at home, checkered end zone. I love that's a good call right there they're on the other on the up and up you know like it's it's far enough away from you in soCal that like you're like you're like rocking cats people are just like oh yeah he's probably like from there I don't know anybody who asked too any questions you know what I mean will Stein's really good coach all jerseys love that Nike

great color so Nike lead Nike it's a good team that God I like that a lot Kansas State too always been fan. Let's go to Justin. Station, about this? I'm a FedEx driver. We just combined with FedEx Express.

Every time I scan an express pickup, I have to hit a button that it says, Process at the station. I always laugh and say, Station out by this. Sent from Zach Morris's cell phone from Saved by the Bell. Oh, also, Kejana Carter.

Kiana Carter? Are I missing that? Probably. What about it, though? Justin sent from my iPhone. That is so funny. That makes me so happy that there's people out there that, yeah, they just see that word or hear that word. One of my dreams is to think about Clubhouse driving to, like, Florida with their pity.

And pity's kind of in and out and lets you listen to our show. Oh. And then you're like, you look down, you see the tanks getting a little low. and you're like, I think I need to get some gas. She's like, okay, that's fine. You hit her with the, I'm going to pull over at that station. Ooh. Grounds for divorce.

Ground station. In a fight and you hit her with anything you want in the station. Whoa, dude, what a move. The confidence you got to have to pull out. when it's kind of a fight. That is what I'm talking about, man. I need that. That is so funny.

I kind of have that like on camera, bro. I know. Life kind of mad, hit her with station. Hey, had to let it fly. No holding back. Clubhouse, let him fly. Right, you're just, they're fighting it so hard, you know? And then finally they just do it.

I mean, they just do it. Get something from the gas station, some weird cinnamon rolls that are like not a chance. You know, the gas station made them. You know about that's your wife. What? Oh, I just know the boys got your back. Just know I love you for that. That's just where, hey, you join the discord, you throw in the discord and you'll, you'll be king.

You'll be king. Forever in my mind. Dude, there's some really good pity lady's stories in Discord, and I laugh out loud every single time. It's insane, man. Pity. God. P-I-D-E. Trem the bushes for my pity this weekend, bro.

Just that alone, I'm dead. Pride. Laughing to myself in my bed like a psycho, man. Just know, if you ever got a pity story and you throw it in Discord. I'm on my bed on the floor hysterically laughing at him. Let's go to Chris. Stories, dude. Another segment.

Pity stories? Yeah. Dude. I need to hear some pities from you. Oh, man. Let's go to Christopher. Christopher says, Dan Zby Swanson and Thomas Red are the same person.

Yeah, for Ben, Danzy Swanson is a shortstop for the Cubs and Thomas Rett is a country singer. Ben and Joey, long time listener, second time emailer. This is a two-question email. First, I'm a PE teacher, and I was wondering what activities you both enjoyed doing back in the day in class and why you enjoy them so much. Second, what albums are you looking forward to sharing with the kids in your life someday?

Joey, obviously your own kids and Ben, whether that's your niece's nephews, whoever ends up getting subjected to your music taste. I've introduced my elementary age kids to some classic rock, R&B, and country albums so far, but I'm excited for the day I can introduce them to some of my favorite hip-hop albums, especially two of my favorites, Kids by Mac Miller and Kush and Ojo by Wiz Khalifa. Just curious to hear what you guys think.

Also, Danzy Swanson, Thomas Red, same guy. Smack my ass while I'm eating Papa John's pizza and drinking Bushlight with my multiple TV setup shows college football games and Major League Baseball Playoff games during the absolute best time of the year, Chris. Shout out to you, Chris. that is soak it in drink it in man drink it in it's beautiful and you always got shit to do and you don't have to plan shit and there's always something on

and it's just beautiful so eat that pop of jats pizza go ahead um yeah what a life i'll have to slide that by my close personal friend danesby swanson and see his thoughts see if anybody uh gives him that ever because i'm sure they probably do they got the flowy hair dark hair They got the beard Kind of similar facial structure

Yeah, good call Um Activities you both enjoyed doing Back in the day in class and PE Yeah, I mean Not breaking any ground here But it's just like

You probably guess You know Dodgeball Like you got flag football Day You turn into Jeff Samarja I kind of didn't like Flag football

Because It was just too the field was too big like I feel like our teacher didn't set it up right a lot like flag football day I was kind of I was like oh god well it was tough yeah it's a good point it was tough because of who else you're playing with like you didn't really get to pick your teams

it wasn't like Friday football with the fellas and yeah it's like all right this is a pretty solid six on six here it's like yeah you got Shelby Jackson lined up a left tackle and you're like what You know, you're just kind of standing there, you know. Yeah, it felt embarrassing for some reason to play flag football in PE. Like, I was like, I don't really want to do this.

But I was like, when it came to five base and like dodge ball, like classic PE, we had, our teacher was kind of creative. Like, obviously the parachute was cool. I didn't think it was that cool though, honestly. Like, it was cool once, but I was like, I mean, we could be, we could be playing dodgeball right now, but we're like doing this crazy. but I was like super wanted to play sports like hard NPE so anything that wasn't like a true like competitive thing I was kind of like see that's good

that's good point I was about to say like I'm looking back now like I really enjoyed the shit that was like freaky it wasn't yeah it wasn't the traditional sports it was kind of like all right we're being active here but it's kind of like capture the flag as getting a wild that stuff was fun yeah honestly floor hockey was my favorite floor hockey banged in P.E.

Like I couldn't wait for it. Like I would like draw pictures of floor hockey when we had floor hockey week and like slide it over to Chiller. We were a hype to play floor hockey and there'd be like some secret kids that would play you know the kids that played hockey in school and you're like what?

Yeah. And they were balling out. I love seeing people like be good at their sport and P.E. I'm like, oh, Zach, plays hockey. That's why he's like dicing us up. Right. So, so we were at a disadvantage. We had like fight to be good. So I'm like, dude, Zach's over here like hitting one timers like from the, from the corner. He's going around the goal. I'm like, we got to get good at floor hockey, bro. Like, we're getting owns right now.

That was one of my favorites. And like it didn't involve skating either. So you're just running with sick. Also, you always get you always get hyper kid though that would like get, you. way too aggressive with a stick, you know? Just be high stick in the shit out of everybody. Yeah. Just people get hit in the face with the stick. Your shins are done for. Just like, bro, Johnny, calm down, dude.

I might have been high stick kid too a little bit, though. So I was trying to, like, get slap shots off. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. But like, you can try to get slap shots off. Hey, I'm not going to try to, you know, I'm not going to try to crush your dreams there. But, dude, like, get some space. You have to know when you have the space to do it. You can't just be everybody's fighting over the puck in the corner of the gym.

Come on. Yeah. Have a little awareness. Also, our teacher, this is probably a thing that all the teachers do, but remember human foosball? Yeah. I don't know. I didn't either, but I was like, I appreciate the creativity and like you went, you went the full way with the long, like, PVC pipe. PVC pipes never stayed together

Everybody's pulling different directions In theory, great idea Execution never worked out Right, but I was kind of like Okay, this is like you're switching it up You get a little freaky on us I like it, all right Let's just do it one time no

Like two weeks of that I don't know about it Yeah Then second what albums you excited to show Yeah I mean You really took the words out of my mouth Dad by Mac Miller Kush and OJ by Wiz Khalif

One day way far away Blue Dream and Lean Juicy J Long time from now Juicy J KKK kank God that's crazy Albums for me Skrillo'so

I don't know I was more of a mixtape kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say the same thing. But I do remember, I mean, like, that was a big part of childhood. I remember when, you know, you, that discovery of a song or multiple songs or an artist because your dad would be like, yeah, on the way to school, like, mom not in the car.

Dad of a day, I would turn on the old school hip-hop, serious X-M channel. I always did that with my dad, too. He was driving us. Yeah. He would turn on for me. Oh, that's sick. Cool, dad. It was a monumental day. We were on my way to school.

And he showed me it was a good day by Ice Cube. And life changed after that. I was like, I, yeah, this is, this is my song. This is what I don't know. It's kind of hard. Yeah. Ooh, my dad put me on Lincoln Park. Oh, my God.

Really? Coach P. in Lincoln Park? Bro. Yeah. Like, dude, my dad, listen to highlight tape music. She's always putting together highlight tapes. Like half my life grown up was like watching highlight tapes with like six like,

you know, bangor songs in the background, like a little bit of motivation, a lot of like, yeah, dude, like stuff that would be in back of like a sick like edit on TikTok now. Like that was my dad was throwing. My dad might have been the OG like edit guy. But he would put me on Lincoln Park, dude. We would just be going to pick up. pizza. I was like, oh my God.

My lap's hot from the pizza, kind of foggy window. Thinking about stuff I've never thought about. Thinking about running down the sidelines, 70 yards against St. Jude. I'm like, yo, bro. This is it. There's like my desk driving like crazy in the car. There's fires outside. Like I'm like, this is, wow.

All right. Wow. Yeah, big moment there. That was my. That was my ice cube moment. 70 yards down the sideline. You take your helmet off, kiss Nicole Gillum on the sideline. I'm going to cry, bro.

Too real, too real. Never go back. Yep. NG, NG, NG, NG. Tough. Tough. Tough right there. Yeah.

Deep cut. Never coming back. Never coming back, man. That's a tough nostalgia punch right there. All of a sudden, you start being Tim McGraw from Friday Night Lights, you know. Got a year to make yourself some memories, boy. You got a year to make yourself some memories. This is gone.

Woo-hoo-hoo! Watch Friday Night Lights the other day? Just threw it on because it was on Netflix. Why am I crying on Tuesday at 430? Wait, Friday Night Lights is the one with who? Is it like, what's going on there? Billy Bob Thornton. You know, Boobie Miles.

Oh, okay, that one. All right, right. Yeah. Dude, when they play that team from Texas, Dallas Carter Yeah sick high school names Dallas Carter

Oh my God All red helmets and face masks I was like Walking out of the banner Coach of the big lollipop That shit was so tough I'll start crying Like that song in the background

That's the stuff I was listening to That's the stuff I was listening to Ticket, that's coach BDGETTG. Yeah. Yeah, that's good stuff. Just going to Papa Johns with that plane in the background. Yeah. Got to experience that.

Christmas time here. I was getting four wrecks on the way there. It's crazy. All right. Snyder Stamps. Wow, pretty late. Pretty late. This year when Ben comes back home for the holiday, there we go.

We got to make that happen. Bapa John's. Lincoln Park drive with Coach P and you and go on the lap go watch the point set a bowl or something sounds pretty awesome

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